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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No. 104536
Sprinter's Intermission edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

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>Previous Thread:
>>103521


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.104591 del
>>104589
get that 45/29 crankset king
conquer the gradients


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.104592 del
>>104590
he will chute as soon as he reaches tete


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.104593 del
>SLOCK Liam (Lotto Intermarché) waits for peloton.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.104594 del
all them berts stuck in the old thread, how many will be in there for hours being none the wiser


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.104595 del
>>104594
Millions must die


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.104596 del
Oh the thread was full. At least they have my squeaking post about Slock to keep them entertained


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.104597 del
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>Girl born on 30th of July, 2009, won the French WJ ITT
exactly how FUCKING old are we


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.104598 del
Hello.
Waar Veisthuffer?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.104599 del
theres only garbage in the break


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.104600 del
Jesus man, this kid just does not stop


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.104601 del
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>>104600


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.104602 del
1952 must have been so great. No safety joggers around too


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.104603 del
>>104601
lmao


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.104604 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HLQvZRVGmYA [Embed]

doesn't even look like jonas


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.104605 del
echelon sisters?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.104606 del
>>104605
Fake hype by zonneveld apparantly


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.104607 del
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Vichy. Those were the times


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.104608 del
>>104604
>Jorgenson sick
>Vingo in mask
Wiggo was correct, he will not finish


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.104609 del
>>104608
All those smart pogless teams will suffer HEAVY if this happens


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.104610 del
>>104608
And sepp kuss is missing a tooth because he's doing no pulls


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.104611 del
>>104610
I am sure one of his teeth did get pulled haha


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.104612 del
more like Sepp TOTAL FRAUD, am I right, haha haha


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.104613 del
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>>104612
Please leave humour to the Germans.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.104614 del
>>104612
Hehe


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.104615 del
>bertaczek squeaking about the high amount of crevaisons in a boring flat stage in 3...2...1


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.104616 del
ayuso making sure his snack isn't honey based


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.104617 del
mighty sqeuaker


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.104618 del
if they pedal faster, there won't be any rain


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.104619 del
If you build a 8 man team solely on the purpose to accelerate inhumanely after a corner -or some other difficult moment- on all the flat stages, and then to TTT +/- 50 km to the finish. Would you be able to take minutes in GC?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.104620 del
>wake up
>alaflip in the break on a pancake flat day
grim times


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.104621 del
uno-x squeaking that only they were punished 1500 Swiss Francs for the late bidon but not lidl or jonas heh.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.104622 del
you fucks


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.104623 del
I kept refreshing


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.104624 del
>>104622
>>104623
I made a new thread in advance, but was busy when the old thread was filled. that's why you should post from time to time yourself instead of just hitting the refresh button.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.104625 del
peloton reached Burgundy a couple of minutes ago:
>although historically Nièvre was not part of the province of Burgundy.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.104626 del
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>>104615
cannot be me, I was taking a nap


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.104627 del
>sick jorgenson get’s treated like a leper
kekkaroo


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.104628 del
Sporza reserved time until 18:10 for this etappe lol


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.104629 del
alain flip laché


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.104630 del
Alah dropped or just giving up?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.104631 del
>>104626
>sleeps until 1pm, takes afternoon naps
why are you so tired big guy?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.104632 del
haha allah


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.104633 del
>>104631
the kind of tired squeaking cannot fix


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.104634 del
They have poor Fraud Bennet pulling on the flat nowadays.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.104635 del
zimmi down


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.104636 del
>losing skin on flat road


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.104637 del
good guy zimmermann held up 2 vismoids with his chute


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.104638 del
kek fatnik


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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.104640 del
There's only been 9 abandons so far
That must be some sort of a recent record


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.104641 del
>>104640
5k rules + the GC team don't fight for position in sprint stages must play a huge role in this. Also roglic is not there and G is retired


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.104642 del
>>104640
GC teams not fighting for every corner helps. One wonders if there is some kind of a gentleman's agreement.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.104643 del
>>104642
They only start counting GC gaps from 3+ seconds now so that helps


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.104644 del
>>104640
it’s all because visma’s teams sucks this year so the constant pressure is of


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.104645 del
To be fair there really was no reason for that


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.104646 del
>>104644
Ineos was guilty of constantly doing that shit too.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.104647 del
>>104646
Everyone was, one team goes to the front and then even shitters from bahrain feel the need to be there


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.104648 del
Alright I've seen enough.
Bauhaus wins.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.104649 del
K I N O


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.104650 del
>Fastest stage ever
>wind from behind

Sisters, a chute horrible terminale inhumane is in the air.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.104651 del
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>>104650


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.104652 del
>>104650
it'll be my sprinters


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.104653 del
The stasi just told me today is for Kanter


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.104654 del
>>104652
Plural?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.104655 del
Riders crying about a nasty turn 6km to go


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.104656 del
crevaison for big dick gaviria


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.104657 del
>>104656
Rip everyone's leadout


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.104658 del
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ASO helping the break


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.104659 del
Froomedawg finally confirmed that his contract was actually set till 2025 from 2021. What was israel thinking


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.104660 del
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when the final bidon had a tinge of crack cocaine


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.104661 del
Redbull at the front


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.104662 del
>>104655
nothing happened


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.104663 del
>>104655
Seemed perfectly fine


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.104664 del
if they ride this slow the record of fastest etappe won’t be broken retards


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.104665 del
Narrow as fuck. Nobody can get past.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.104666 del
>>104665
Hoping for a van asbroeck top 10


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.104667 del
why does nobody want to push


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.104668 del
>>104667
We’re just SaFeR chud


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.104669 del
I want to jinx it, so I laugh at jappe prematurely


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104670 del
somebody do something


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104671 del
FUCK UNO-X


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104672 del
what the fuck was that shit ass sprint
the fucking fag won what


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104673 del
What a weird ass sprint.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104674 del
gay


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.104675 del
What the fuck were they doing


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104676 del
wow, they did it


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104677 del
Lel.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104678 del
what was that sprint?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104679 del
>>104671
I feel you bert but he kinda deserved this one kek


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.104680 del
Fuck UNO-X but this is fun


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.104681 del
Why didn't they just follow BOl


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.104682 del
1 lgbt activist
2 kooij
3 jappe
4 fretin
5 huub artz
6 girmay
7 turgis
8 russo
9 gaviria
10 ACKermann
11 mads p
12 pluimers
15 merlier


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.104683 del
lets see
ARTZ 5th
GIRMAY 6th


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.104684 del
i’d be seething if I was kooij wtf was that from Bol


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.104685 del
man imagine if you had ARTZ and kanter instead of whatever dumpster fire all of us are rocking
that would be great
also wtf was that decathlon early jumper, who was that


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.104686 del
free faxe kondi ad


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.104687 del
>>104685
Binni is OK


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.104688 del
>>104685
outside of pedersen I think girmay is still the best bang for velopoints sprinter
kanter is nowhere today while the black kang is consistent top 6 and sprints in the intermediates


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.104689 del
>>104685
Cis Bol I think


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104690 del
ACKermann says 56-11 was too small he was spinning out (this is not why he only got 10th lets be real)


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104691 del
>>104688
and artz ofcourse, he was 4 points and not even in sprinter
might be the best overall pick, all hinging on de lie's death


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104692 del
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Ok, I vill pick the negro next time.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104693 del
18 Kanter
22 Slock


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.104694 del
One lead out man stopping half way there and one sprinter sprinting. The rest hesitating and getting punished big time. Brother Girmay was right the sprint stages are the most unpredictable and fun now.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.104695 del
BITTNER was looking like he finally got the balls to get in the mix but he gave up.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.104696 del
>>104695
they should just sprint with beasterbos instead of him, certified kwab


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.104697 del
I bet they will add more sprinter stages again, as the stage winner is less predictable than just having another pogiwinslol.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.104698 del
>>104697
Just do more breakaway stages. it's SAFER that way


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.104699 del
>>104697
brother biniam was on fire with that take I've seen plenty of agreement on social media


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.104700 del
>>104697
Ong god no cap everyone in comment sections is wildin over sprint stages 🔥🔥


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.104701 del
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>>104700
yes


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.104702 del
>>104699
brother biniam just got beaten by his arch rival the racist


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.104703 del
I mean it was an regular sprint stage except everyone was acting like a retard.
I still liked yesterdays stage a lot more.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.104704 del
Jespe relegated


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.104705 del
>>104702
common thing to happen blacks always lose against racism


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.104706 del
>>104705
>>104702
Not so fast


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.104707 del
>philipsen relegated
Can't catch a break LMOA


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.104708 del
I don't even see what he did wrong, the shouldering?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.104709 del
>>104708
Yeah, before the sprint starts


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.104710 del
if Kooij had been in Cheese Ball's wheel he would have won


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.104711 del
>>104709
honestly ridiculous, you can pick up like 5 of those moves every single sprint


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.104712 del
>>104710
yeah no idea why he chickened out


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.104713 del
Sumo in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.104714 del
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Actually it starts right now.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.104715 del
philipsen unrelegated


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.104716 del
>relegated Jasper until the nigger is green
it’s going to be like this for YEARS thanks netflix


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.104717 del
>>104716
relegation is now turned back, jasper 3rd again


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.104718 del
>>104716
he's not even in the race for green bert


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.104719 del
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VELOMAN FIX IT!


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.104720 del
RELEGATE HIM AGAIN. THE COUNT WAS STOPPED


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.104721 del
think we should raid the UNOX hotels
check for any illegal inhalers


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.104722 del
>>104721
Mold doping.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.104723 del
>>104722
bet they can use that to conjure up some TUE


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.104724 del
>>104721
does PREP have performance enhancing properties?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.104725 del
Fastest stage ever. How do the wheels keep getting rounder


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.104726 del
>>104721
if stuyven did not steer out waerenskjold would not have won


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.104727 del
>>104726
literally a hundred things like this for every sprint stage


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.104728 del
>>104727
good, time to remove sprint stages
want to win? pedal harder you fat fucks


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.104729 del
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Hello Veloman?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.104730 del
>>104729
hello


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.104731 del
>GUIDELINES FOR RESPECTFUL MEDIA COVERAGE IN WOMEN’S ATHLETICS
pdf warning
https://www.ebu.ch/files/live/sites/ebu/files/Publications/strategic/open/EBU_Sport_raising_the_bar.pdf
coomerbros...


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.104732 del
>>104731
this is a canyon key logger do not open


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.104733 del
>>104731
This is spammed across many chans and boards. Some kind of psyop or something.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.104734 del
>>104733
What are the anti-coomer rules for sumo?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.104735 del
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crazy speed
pure optimized egg gathering


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.104736 del
>>104731
VIRUS DON'T CLICK


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.104737 del
>>104734
An Abema cameraman frequently does crotch closeups and twerking.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.104738 del
>>104725
It's honestly more outrageous how long that record from 1999 stood


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.104739 del
>>104735
this is nuts


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.104740 del
Tuchel has a certified bert haircut


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.104741 del
>>104740
some sudaca ref recently had the worst comb over on an non-old man I've ever seen what a bert


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.104742 del
corpse of mick jagger spotted


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.104743 del
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somehow worse than those fucks who post their 3 minute walks


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.104744 del
this match is terrible I would rather watch another sprint stage


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.104745 del
>>104744
you gotta hold on, they're going full chimpout before the end


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.104746 del
I haven't watched a single minute. It's funny when I was a kid I watched everything, but somehow the rigging got me.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.104747 del
>>104746
For me it was Polska le footy lads who grind the turf with their asses when playing for foreign clubs but when they play for a Polish side or NT they are behave like spoiled children of a immobilieres baron and when Qarabag Agdam or Slovakia just don't fall over it turns out there are no weak teams in these days and they just couldn't help it.
It's been 2016 I think when I just stopped watching this """""sport""""".
Plus the general rig/divegrass/speedyngubu meta is just too on the nose.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.104748 del
>>104746
I just put it on, then I read a little, shitpost a little


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.104749 del
>>104747
I think it was one of the outragous madrid UCL for me


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.104750 del
>Argentinian cutie explaining mufa on national television
kek


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.104751 del
>>104750
monosaturated fatty acids?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.104752 del
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ayo where's my FUCKING roglic.jpg


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.104753 del
REFS REFS this can't be happening


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.104754 del
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oy vey


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.104755 del
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>You now ynr the prestigious Vuelta San Juan International in Argentina and the great Pippo GANNA fighting against EVENEPOEL and Superman SUPERLOPEZ MORENO


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.104756 del
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>>104755
Well he wasn't really fighting EVENEPOEL since he embarassingly lacheed early at the Alto Colorado, finishing barely ahead of my by boy Leandro Carlos MESSINAO

Meanwhile, this is the stage FATKOBSEN won


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.104757 del
>>104756
is that the one where they suddenly split into the streets?


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.104758 del
>>104755
better than any race in england ever I bet


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.104759 del
that was a kino race, squinn simmons winning on that race track I also remember


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.104760 del
>>104757
i don't think so
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgYpRNKo5O0 [Embed]

>>104758
the only race in england i remember is the mirador finish with W*ut humbling allah


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.104761 del
>>104760
I remember one of the sprints where memco was doing the leadout for jakobsen and the peleton completely split into 2 streets, there was some guy spraying water on the road too


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.104762 del
>>104755
The only thing I remember from this race is Richezze stopping at the side of the road for some arosticini.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.104763 del
>>104761
it was the first stage I just found, and then morkov did the sprint because memco led jakobsen the wrong way


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.104764 del
nice goal


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.104765 del
escuchen, las malvinas...


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.104766 del
jesus those anglos play so badly
god hates anglos


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.104767 del
huh how did they rig it to 1 - 2


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.104768 del
Arhentina es blanco!


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.104769 del
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argentinians are honorary sudakas


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.104770 del
ngububros...


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.104771 del
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first spain then waerenskjold now argentinia
the fucking racists ALWAYS win


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.104772 del
Englel so shit they didn't even need to give a penalty to Riggi LOL


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.104773 del
>>104731
>Blanka VLAŠIĆ
heh, I remember the "home video"

>not what you think.jpg


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.104774 del
>respectful pic.jpg


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.104775 del
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>>104731
>>104773


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.104776 del
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What does he do.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.104777 del
>>104776
Trying his best.


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.104778 del
>>104776
>>104777
Thinking about it, maybe he can do something tomorrow?


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>>104731
This bald gooner with an armpit fetish ruining things.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.104780 del
>>104731
Biathlon about to lose 80% of its audience


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.104781 del
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>Bertzczeck on the average local roads


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.104782 del
>>104781
that...does not look fun with a gravel bike


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.104783 del
>>104782
only the first part seems bad


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.104784 del
>>104781
he could be helping vingo but instead is doing this
Trine caused this


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.104785 del
>>104782
Looks fine going up, down is another story


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.104786 del
>>104785
whats the widest tire you fit into your crux? with me 40mm tires on the colnago I would not be able to ride up there


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.104787 del
>Mads Pedersen wants to retire from racing after the 2029 World Championships in his native Denmark.
F


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.104788 del
>>104786
45 I think


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.104789 del
>>104781
career ending chute incoming


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.104790 del
The race got Jonas'd today


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.104791 del
>>104786
can you not fit 650b 50mm?


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.104792 del
>>104787
He'll be like 34 by then. Not unreasonable time to retire.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.104793 del
>>104792
yeah but that's only 3 more chances at roubaix


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.104794 del
Good morning cyc, fuck inner cables


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.104795 del
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>>104794
bring it to my shop


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.104796 del
>>104793
Only one without grug


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.104797 del
>>104794
really hate it to be honest


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.104798 del
>>104794
>>104797
I'll never get why you people struggle so much with this and why you don't buy electronic then


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.104799 del
>>104798
It makes replacing cables so fucking hard.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.104800 del
>>104799
what the FUCK is hard about that


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.104801 del
>>104798
I mostly hate it because I had to open the headset a week ago and when I did the initial routing.

>>104799
Don't you just replace via the shifter? If the housing is put in well that isn't that bad mostly


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.104802 del
>>104800
>>104801
I do. First time replacing the cable on my TCR and looks like the housing was not put well and the cable can't go through. Looks like I either have to replace the liner or just bring it to the shop


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.104803 del
>>104802
if all is lost I would just take it to the shop tbh, but a proper shop with some autistic boomer


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.104804 del
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Magnificent Qinghai got jonas'd btw.


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.104805 del
why the FUCK are certain """people""" saying that today is a Grug stage


Bert 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.104806 del
>>104805
wouldn't surprise me if this is the peleton miscalculates stage


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