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/cyc/ - general Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No. 109548
watch the femmes edition

>Current and upcoming road races
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>108561


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.109600 del
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Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.109602 del
fully prepped Carapaz could have podiumed this Tour


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.109603 del
>>109602
nah, it's his losing time that allowed him to gain time
if he was 5th they would constantly ride after his ass and he'd have won nothing


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.109604 del
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hags


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.109605 del
>>109604
Lamborgini really looks like people on paintings from 1700s or thereabouts.


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.109606 del
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Rare non windy day and I got absolutely annihilated on the group ride. I'm still in great pain


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.109607 del
>>109606
>forgot to dope load
many such cases


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.109608 del
>>109604
not even trying to be an asshole but that's really not a normal look for a 34 y/o woman
she looks mid 50s (and I'm generous) here


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.109609 del
>>109607
a /clean/ bert is just not competitive these days anymore
it's over


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.109610 del
>The exact course has not yet been finalized, but RCS Sport is investigating several notable changes. For instance, there is talk of a double passage over both the Civiglio and the San Fermo della Battaglia. This would result in multiple passes through Como and an even tougher and more spectacular finale.

lol as if it wasn't easy enough for pogi


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.109611 del
>>109609
most berts with cyc gfs are squeaky /clean/ THOUGH
so whose rly winning


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.109612 del
>>109603
no I'm not saying he'd have also won stages, I agree it was a tradeoff


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.109613 del
>>109610
It really doesn't matter but maybe pog will wait a bit more


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.109614 del
>>109606
That group ride must have been glowing


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.109615 del
chris frum was clean


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.109616 del
>>109614
YES
>>109615
also yes


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.109617 del
>>109615
Wiggo was also clean.


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.109618 del
>>109617
Oh and Wouter Poels never used moto doping.


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.109619 del
Who is paying for these comments


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.109620 del
>>109618
now hold on just a dang second


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.109621 del
>>109619
Sir Dave innit .


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.109622 del
>>109618
Neither did Sepp Kuss.


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.109623 del
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>>109618
Ilnur will not have died in vain!


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.109624 del
>>109623
I remember him descending during his last TdF.
Poor guy never once went over 70km/h.


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.109625 del
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Danish Rundfart OFFICIAL /bet/

>Aert 1.83
>Strong 3.75
>Laporte 12
>Grosso 15
>Foldager 19
>Kragh 21
>Kubis 26
>Sheehan 29
>Oliver 29
>Kopecky 34
>Norfort (?) 41
>Aerts 41
>Soderqvist 41
...
>Kockelmann 101
>Pedersen 151
>Kopecky 401
>Pedersen 501
>Kristoff 601
>Ingebrigtsen 751


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.109626 del
is 2026 the year of Belgium? First wout comeback now remco comeback, whats next


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.109627 del
>>109626
Blobloblo win the Vuelta.


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.109628 del
>>109627
haha!


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.109630 del
>>109628
Ok fine.
Wildar top ten in the Gc .


Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.109631 del
>>109627
a Burgos, maybe


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.109632 del
>>109604
MKKF


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.109633 del
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>>109632
They ate just promoting the wrong Bertas.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.109634 del
>>109633
phwoaaa ponder the sattel aromas


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.109636 del
>>109626
Widar will win the vuelta


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.109637 del
>>109636
winning the Vuelta Asturias doesn't seem to be that difficult when the current GC winner is Nairoman.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.109638 del
>>109637
Widar doubters and mockers will be punished


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.109639 del
>>109638
the guy is simply too small to ever be a real contender, especially if it includes TT


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.109640 del
>>109639
Nairoman did it and so will Widar


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.109641 del
>>109640
His ceiling is breakaway Kom jersey and you know it


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.109642 del
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Kek the Kom jersey is actually so valuable because you can farm crit races after the tour


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.109643 del
>>109641
Doubter will be in shambles


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.109644 del
first time I put 30mm tires on me spez, it looks like a fat bike now


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.109645 del
>>109642
These are so funny. We have a few of these post-tour crits in Denmark (Hadsten, Herning, Charlottenlund), but as far as I can tell they're all actually contested like an actual race. Must be a bit of a shock whenever they manage to rope in a forrinner.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.109646 del
>>109643
I won't even get schadenfrzude when he fails


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.109647 del
>Abel Balderdstone to UAE


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.109648 del
>Schmid, tom crabs, aj august and bittner to Q36.5
Why


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.109649 del
>>109648
Bittner and Crabbe smells like points farming


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.109650 del
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Well that just seems like a pretty useless stat now doesn't it. "How many punctures were shown on TV (or maybe mentioned on radio tour) and reported on the live feed"


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.109651 del
>>109649
But surely schmid can walk into any dopage team right now, dude overlaps too much with shitcocl


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.109652 del
>>109651
well no schmid can actually win a TDF stage


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.109653 del
>>109643
>t. WIDAR's agent
he at least needs to move away from Lotto to have any hope of making it, that team is a rider's funeral


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.109654 del
>That, in turn, sparks indignation from Greg LeMond, himself the overall winner of the Tour in 1986 and a compatriot of Armstrong. He disagrees with the famous former cyclist. “Lance didn't have his talent; he 'found' it at 28. Pogacar won his first Tour at 20. Everyone talks about wattages, but some people are naturally born with a high VO2 max, and that has nothing to do with someone who has a low VO2 max and wins the Tour de France seven times ,” he stated vehemently to L'Equipe.
Oh nonono


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.109655 del
>>109654
VO2maxbros, BLUMMENFELT will get his TDF win anytime soon now


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.109656 del
>>109655
Gaugu with 96 too


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.109657 del
>>109655
blummenkwab's vo2max is confirmed FAKE NEWS


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.109658 del
Made my route riding up Mangart for in a few weeks. Might van goydonck myself doing it but atleast I'll die in the passos


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.109659 del
is LANCE the first, last, and only relevant coofidis runner? or are berts still doing the lafay meme


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.109660 del
>>109659
Frank VDB and mouncoutié come to mind


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.109661 del
>>109658
Bit jealous. Was looking at climb around saint malo to do sole intervals and it's a bit grim


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.109662 del
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Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.109663 del
>>109662
Also with how common this is why isn't this a regular screening already?
>Months of searching


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.109664 del
>>109662
really weird how these professional athletes have more artery disease than every normal cyclist on the planet combined


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.109666 del
>>109663
probably they spend first couple of months wondering why the dopage suddenly doesn't work


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.109667 del
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Kavinsky is DEAD


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.109668 del
>>109659
Surely you remember Samuel DUMOULIN


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.109669 del
>>109667
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A6lPmv5g2sA [Embed]


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.109670 del
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>>109665
how did the czech hag not win this? she was the first to touch the finishline with her shoes


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.109671 del
>Rearranging my schedule at the /cyc/ office on Tuesdays and Thursdays to have more time for cyclisme
Good to be the boss. We're so back.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.109672 del
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we live in france


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.109673 del
>>109672
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9KlmlNPTxcA [Embed]


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.109674 del
extremely HUGE ride planned


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.109675 del
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>>109674
say more bert


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.109676 del
>>109664
I realise what you're saying, but a lot of it just makes sense that it would pop up if you're a pro endurance athlete regardless. Lots of normal people never bump into those issues. They just live with them and it's never a problem for them. Plus some of it is inevitably caused by the toll it takes on their respiratory and circulatory systems. It's not that weird.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.109677 del
GAGNICHAD goes solo


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.109678 del
>>109670
Seems bizarre indeed. But surely there's a fairly unambiguous ruleset in place that defines who wins a race? On the other hand, most reasonable definitions I can think of puts the Czech first so idk.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.109679 del
> But after reviewing the result, both finished at the exact same time – just as the men only minutes before. This meant a repeat of the men’s race with double gold awarded as defending champion and pre-race favourite Julia Ehrle from Germany, who also won the world U20 title last September, finished third.
lame


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.109680 del
>>109678
They both won and most likely this is just alphabetic order


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.109681 del
Attaque banale the next Dopacar (forma Jumbo Visma)


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.109682 del
Next Dopacar caught, he ain't it


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.109683 del
>>109680
I somehow missed that it said 1 for both. Extremely lame! Sounds like the men even did it on purpose. What are we doing here.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.109684 del
>>109683
bit olympicesque innit


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.109685 del
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I... I kind of want it.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.109686 del
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>>109685


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.109687 del
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>>109675
presented, wind conditions looking to be in my favor somewhere in the next 2-3 days


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.109688 del
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>>109687
nice profile


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.109689 del
>>109687
B I G
I
G
that's some hampash inhumaís, what's the occasion ?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.109690 del
>>109687
What the hell, Ronde van Nederland in 1 etappe?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.109691 del
>>109687
>190 miles
>less than 300 feet of elevation
bless
hope you have aero bars


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.109692 del
>>109687
Bertacel would struggle with his granny gears


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.109693 del
>>109686
Listen.
I was never on board with the current trend of single-coloured, muted designs. Insist of some amount of pattern and ideally some colour. Local sponsor, local manufacturer, good soda, plus I like the deep green on its own. Would be nicer if it didn't have the other sponsors, but can't have it all. It's a fun kit, idc.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.109694 del
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france has fallen


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.109695 del
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>>109687
now THATS my kind of distance


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.109696 del
>>109687
>Dutch Milano-San Remo


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.109697 del
>>109693
was just joking, the kit looks nice and I agree with you


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.109698 del
>>109687
>that rampa
Hope you don't suffer mechanicals like I did on my 300 km ride.
Lesson I learned: Don't just fuel as if it's a 100 km ride 3 times. Going that long means depleting your reserves so you need to be eating more. Didn't exactly bonk but the final 3 hours weren't super pleasant. Lot easier if you're not planning on bringing everything with you.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.109699 del
Gagnichad totally exploded
Walter PULSE lacheed like a brick
Now the tete is the superdopeur BRAVO, Makrela BELOKI and some guy


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.109700 del
some guy joins the tete
it's the greal Axel MARIO


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.109701 del
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>CEPEDA in Gr. BUCK JONES-CISNEROD-TRANSNEROD


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.109702 del
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Tete
>ARSAC, MEEHAN, MARIAULT, BRAVO, BELIKO
Gr. CEPEDA
>CEPEDA, BOUCHARD, CONCI, BUCK JONES, CISNEROS
+0:15
>POELS gone and dead
>BUCHMANN lol and dead
>EIKING not accounted for


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.109703 del
Grupo compacto


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.109704 del
Bravo is my favorite new talent


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.109705 del
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ACTIVATE


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.109706 del
It's kinda sad teams still fall for some buchmann or poels grifter


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.109707 del
>>109689
did not get the hours in that I wanted due to circumstances last week in France plus wanted to tick off the 300km+ marker as I wanted to do an ultra somewhere next year, little test ride
>>109690
markermeer + wat omzwervingen
>>109691
definitely not, don't think they even fit on my bike
>>109696
I can promise there will be an attack on the local poggio
>>109698
not running Di2slop should hopefully help me, in any case there's always a trainstation nearby - also plenty of gasstations on the route which I plan to raid, caffeine only in the final 1.5hr of the ride


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.109708 del
Beloki? the 2002 tour de france winner?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.109709 del
Fucking sniffing troon, why won't someone tell him to STOP


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.109710 del
>>109659
Christophe Laporte of course


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.109711 del
Such a ridiculous case of G2 syndrome


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.109712 del
ECHELONS in the brutal Danish fields


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.109713 del
Chute ENORME


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.109714 del
these nibbas keep falling off their bikes


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.109715 del
Everyone is dead.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.109716 del
w*ut not accounted for


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.109717 del
>>109715
>Jose BEAN: "NEUTRALIZE THE RACE!! WE NEED MEDICS AND MECHANICS"
I hate this woman so much


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.109718 del
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>KOM 1.2km 2.2%


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.109719 del
>>109718
phwoar


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.109720 del
>>109718
Deploy the Bertacek climbing bike


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.109721 del
>>109718
I'll take an alternate route thanks


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.109722 del
What is /Bert/'s favorite non-WT stage race?

For me, it is the Arctic Tour of Norway.

I know there will be Volta enthusiasts, but it is my least favorite tour. It just is.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.109723 del
>>109722
Volta has amazing routes
Valencia and Ruta del Sol are fun


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.109724 del
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faxe kondi bros


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.109725 del
why did nobody warn me about joseph been


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.109726 del
>>109723
Valenciana is fun one.
Lots of different terrain and there are often proper rampas.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.109727 del
Wout wouting


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.109728 del
Laporte my loyal slave


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.109729 del
wow teutenberg is an absolute dogshit rider lol


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.109730 del
>>109722
etoilet de besseges is always good fun, hardman weather and scrappy contis
also fond of tour de wallonie & langkawi


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.109731 del
>torty and six degrees on the 'mmute
I ain't tuning in to listen to bean and the sniffer after THAT


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.109732 del
Another monumental win for Wout. Kubitch secondary placement as usual.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.109733 del
>>109725
>>109717
Ppattt


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.109734 del
>>109729
Literal who easily passing him in Wout's slipstream. Timtom is going to have hjælper status forever.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.109735 del
Kinda enjoying my first time in Brussels. Having every random street be either filled with 60+€ per meal restaurants or a quasi-ghetto experience is an interesting concept.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.109736 del
I think goombling will be up soon, errors left and right when clicking through it.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.109737 del
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>watcha doin there george


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.109738 del
>>109736
can't wait for tdf FEMMES


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.109739 del
>>109735
Always feels the same as every other capital shithole in Europe


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.109740 del
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>>109738
This SHIT is running as well, FUCK, Jorj I want my Donosta Klasikoa Etxeberria Azpilicueta not some Femmesbyzwift.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.109741 del
>>109740
start watching chud


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.109742 del
>>109740
we're gonna watch the femmes and we're gonna like it, swine.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.109743 del
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I can't wait to watch Blasi make all the girls squeak and cry.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.109744 del
>>109743
>skeleton pauline making everyone seethe she's trying too hard
>blasi making everyone seethe that she's training too hard
kasia will fail hard because she hasn't tried in years


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.109745 del
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I'm ready for the tears.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.109746 del
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F*mmes GC

>Volleringová 1.83
>Ferrandová 3.5
>Blasiová 6
>Reusserová 13
>Nevidomá 15
>Breggenová 15
>Nideremaierová 26
>Kerbaolová 34
>Longo-Borghiniová 41
>Fisherová 51
>Wlodarczyková 51
>Courtová 51
...
>Pietersová 81
>Holmgrenová 81
>Berthetová 101
>Muzicová 201
>Zigartová 201
>Vallieresová 401


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.109747 del
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>>109746


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.109748 del
>>109746
>Nevidomá 15
well aktshually it's fini


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.109749 del
you can't just have every female name end in ova


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.109750 del
>>109749
is there a hommes runner named sperm


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.109751 del
>>109750
not sperm, but SEMEN yes since it is an unfortunate ukr*inian name


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.109752 del
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Has anyone milked a minor injury more than this thot


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.109753 del
Coomers out!


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.109754 del
>>109752
remember when she faked cancer


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.109755 del
>these at home exercises all cyclists should be doing
surely you are doing at home exercises for ciclismo, right?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.109756 del
>>109755
I actually do most of my cycling at home

>>109753
No


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.109757 del
Basque runners truly have the most kino names:
>LANDALUZE
>ZUBELDIA
>ASTARLOZA
>VERDUGO (this one goes particularly hard)
>ETXEBERRIA
>TXURRUKA
>IRIZAR
>ISASI
>LAISEKA
>URTASUN
>INTXAUSTI
>IZAGIRRE
>ABERASTURI


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.109758 del
>>109755
of coursh, more than just a silly toes up squat at that I reckon


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.109759 del
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Heh apparently Loserbernd is still alive. Despite being furiously weak he persists.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.109760 del
>>109759
it's obvious he needs more protein


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.109761 del
>>109759
this man needs purpose in life


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.109762 del
>>109761
Show him goombling.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.109763 del
>>109762
he does doesn't he? sometimes


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.109764 del
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>>109763
ALL the time.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.109765 del
wout is smiling when I open PCS. I don't like it, it's creepy.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.109766 del
I mean, what's next? wout wants to sell me a mobile phone contract? now that would be ridiculous.


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.109767 del
>>109759
vaxx status?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.109768 del
>>109765
>>109766
it's a wout world and we're just living in it


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.109769 del
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>>109766
>what's next?

How about he helps Jonas for once eh?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.109770 del
hope they lock jonas in the herentals basement


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.109771 del
speaking of joonas
surely he's been on his bike for at least a week now, right?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.109772 del
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5 YEARS OF WATCHING FEMMES


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.109773 del
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Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.109774 del
>>109773
brilliant


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.109775 del
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>>109773


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.109776 del
>>109773
Heh.
Deserves a (you).


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.109777 del
>>109773
Huh is this real?


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.109778 del
>>109773
oooo that has potential


Bert 07/29/2026 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.109779 del
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BIG day tomorrow (tomorrow) as we are finally being treated with the Grand Depart of the 75th Grand Tour de la Guadeloupe

Superstacked startlist too:
>Paul DAUMONT
>Julius MEINL
>Ron ROONI
>Dylan ZAKRAJSEK
>Clerge ODVELT
>Kaden HOPKINS
>Matthew KING
>Axel TAILLANDIER
>Adrien INCEL
>Thomas GO BERT
>Owen COLE

And of course and no less

>Colin STÜSSI


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.109780 del
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I've had a few beers and I've been rewatchig 2020 tdf.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.109782 del
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Hmm


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.109783 del
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>>109782


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.109784 del
ADAC Cyclassics Hamburg fever


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.109785 del
>>109782
Based even zone chad


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.109786 del
saw so many deer and a racoon or maybe badger this morning. Don't like seeing deer they always make me paranoid


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.109787 del
>Rusbert firing missiles at polebert
Velogame success made him a target


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.109788 del
>>109787
ain't nobody ever firing missles at Lilongwe then, that's for sure 🤡


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.109789 del
>>109787
Did he? As far as I am concerned it could have been Volodymyr after Brtek told him all about Wagner ringing in his head while hiking Śnieżka.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.109790 del
>WIEBES in the tdffaz
ain't no way, sprinters get over all those hills?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.109791 del
do femmes just not do breakaways?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.109792 del
>>109665
>>109670
heh, classic kwab


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.109793 del
>>109759
this man needs to sleep forever


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.109794 del
>>109759
Loserbernd is only 34? I thought that incel would be pushing 40 by now.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.109795 del
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>>109782
priorities


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.109796 del
>>109757
hey... my boy Aberasturi will pop off any day now


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.109797 del
>>109791
Sometimes but usually some FDJ rider will force it and win because nobody wants to ride


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.109798 del
It's pidkeks 27th birthday.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.109799 del
>>109798
Shockingly old


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.109800 del
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I think I am officialy old because I don't remember meself complaining about weather all this often


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.109801 del
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's
Sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.109802 del
>>109800
You've been complaining about the weather for like 3 years and all your posts are on the internet


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.109803 del
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>>109802
i NEVER complained about weather before today


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.109804 del
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Tour de l'Ain is always such an entertaining race
Last year it was UIJTDEBROEKS vs. doped PRODHOMME with Gloglo's infamous solo and bike raising.
Before that it was CEPEDA's swamp song against bunch of frauds.
In 2023 it was the pic related special.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.109805 del
>>109804
dont think a bike should lean at that angle


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.109806 del
>>109803
You're such a woman


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.109807 del
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>>109806
My "watts" would certainly suggest that


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.109808 del
>bertacekova


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.109809 del
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completely KWABBED today in the heat and the crazy humidity from last nights storm. 180w at a 175bpm HR, ded and gone


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.109810 del
>>109809
now that's my kind of profile


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.109811 del
Goomble is open


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.109812 del
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Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.109813 del
>>109812
who is this early 50s soccer dad?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.109814 del
>>109812
>here is your top5 all time athlete bert


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.109815 del
The fuck did Veloman do to his site?
I'm getting errors left and right.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.109816 del
>>109815
That was going on since yesterday and of coursh all we get if fucken VELOGAME FEMMES 2026


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.109817 del
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Hey, Donostia is up as well.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.109818 del
>>109813
I dress like this unironically. It's very liberating.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ikDc_PiXMjg?si=qcAJ2t0FLA5W69OL


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.109819 del
>>109815
AI


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.109820 del
>>109818
I'm going black or grey or khaki green plain t-shirt with matching polyester short shorts, black or grey short socks and black shoes.
Sleeveless tops and minimalistic sandals if it is hot.
I am dabbing into shirts and nicer pants and leather boots but these are clothes for like 3-4 months in the year, I don't think I am retiring the Slav special of aforementioned t-shirts and shorts any time soon.
We shall see about polos but I need them to be nice but unbranded, no Tommy Hilfigers or Fjallravens.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.109821 del
>>109818
based


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.109822 del
>>109818
⬜


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.109823 del
Brutally hot day here but I got to ride outdoors so that's nice. Forgot to take any water with me, drank 1,5l at a gas station at 50km and then 1.5l when I came home, lol.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.109824 del
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>>109823


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.109825 del
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>>109824
>27 (twentyseven) in Binland
it's over


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.109826 del
>>109824
29C for a Finn must be like 42C for the rest of /cyc/. solid ride that


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.109827 del
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>GOSZCZURNY raiding in l'Ain


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.109828 del
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>>109825
>>109826
Yeah it was pretty infernal, good thing it's not long lasting heh


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.109829 del
GOSZCZURNY caught
Grupo compacto


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.109830 del
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ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE HENRIQUE RIBERIO BRAVO


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.109831 del
BELOLKI and CEPEDA wheelsucking
Axel MARIO dropped
Superdopeur MEEHAN goes along


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.109832 del
BRAVO goes again
BELOLKI and MEETHAN respond
CEPEDA dropped like a brick


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.109833 del
>SEXASS
>ARSESAC
>BRONLECUL
Why are Frenchoids such freaks about the butt.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.109834 del
>>109823
I'm about to embark on the journey home in 39 degrees, lil black boy finna fry 🥵🔥🔥🔥🌞


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.109835 del
>>109812
Jonas on parent duty, so Trine can work.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.109836 del
That mariault guy rides okay results but teams like cofidis would rather sign buchmann


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.109837 del
CHUTE catastrophique
FROOMEesque too


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.109838 del
Poor *ngl* menace barely joins the G1 and chutes instantly


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.109839 del
Gr. BUCK JONES-CONCI joins the testa


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.109840 del
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team fraudulence


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.109841 del
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Filippo CONCA and Nicola CONCI are (apparently) two different runners


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.109842 del
CEPEDA GOES


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.109843 del
>>109834
Where is that new heatwave coming from? It suddenly jumped from 29 to 37. I fucked off to the alps and enjoy the breeze.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.109844 del
>Axel KOT-HANSEN
not real


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.109845 del
C'est fini


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.109846 del
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>>109843
>suissebert riding the alps every day
and they say i don't work


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.109847 del
CEPEDA humbled


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.109848 del
Axel MARIAULT wins
Cofidis would never


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.109849 del
A conti shitter won? They can't even spell cyc correctly.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.109850 del
>>109846
It was more of a hike and swim.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.109851 del
>>109850
>swiss_people_swimming_under_a_waterfall_during_tour_of_suisse.jpg
ahh, so that you all the time


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.109852 del
23 degree on my ride, personally


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.109853 del
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>>109852


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.109854 del
>>109853
met Kommissar Dupin yet?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.109855 del
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Echelons in Danemarka!
2eme peloton 20 seconds behind


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.109856 del
>>109855
Tuning in. Not even on mute.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.109857 del
>>109854
This means nothing to me


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.109858 del
Ok, 60k to go, not going to listen to her for 1,5 hrs.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.109859 del
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>>109853
Berts stuck in the heat surely love pics from water bodies right now


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.109860 del
Love the heat, the suffering it brings me makes me stronger


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.109861 del
very weird weather today, 28 degrees but fully grey, didn't even have to wear sunscreen


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.109862 del
>>109861
>didn't even have to wear sunscreen
you definitely do
most sunberts happen when berts underestimate the weather


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.109863 del
>>109859
I don't see any bodies in there


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.109864 del
chute


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.109865 del
>>109862
>t. Big Sunscreen


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.109866 del
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brehs


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.109867 del
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>>109866
>this Bert rode so others don't have to


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.109868 del
Ok, heavy breath and last 10km with Jose.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.109869 del
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>>109868
thank you for your support bert!


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.109870 del
>>109866
What was the heat index though? Glad you made it alive


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.109871 del
>>109869
La creatura.. shoulders but no tits, wide hips but no waist, amorphic legs.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.109872 del
>>109871
we shall call it, the pear


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.109873 del
So Jonas being at the race, is this good or bad for wout?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.109874 del
>>109872
No no no, the peat is a very patrician taste, this is I don't know what. White radish. White just piss her off a little more.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.109875 del
Green guy goes solo


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.109876 del
>Me crossing the road with my mug of beer


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.109877 del
the fuck was that finish line
>2*ut


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.109878 del
what the fuck is that finish danes, why are there 9 lines


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.109879 del
Farking noice mate.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.109880 del
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>Kubi3 not present and unaccounted for


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.109881 del
das plow right


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.109882 del
wout won?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.109883 del
Kubi3 barely faster than leadout man KOPECKY
MCCAYesque from Plow Right


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.109884 del
K10bis


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.109885 del
Timtom reduced to leadout man for Washedscheid, it's over before it even began.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.109886 del
>>109880
wtf is that photo finish lmao


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.109887 del
That photo finish? I deman a re-count I think Woutje won.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.109888 del
>>109867
friend commutecuck does the needful
>>109870
idk all I know is that the sun is burning down. Still more comfortable to ride than to just walk in the sun though


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.109889 del
Troon A3rts heh


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.109890 del
>>109889
imagine being a sprinter getting kwabbed by this 35 year old cx'er


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.109891 del
>>109859
that's nice


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.109892 del
>>109890
theyve always been perennial frauds


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.109893 del
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Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.109894 del
>>109893
KWABright


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.109895 del
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How does this keep on happening in the year of our lord 2026?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.109896 del
WOUT WON
WOUT WON
WOUT WON
WOUT WON


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.109897 del
>>109893
insane if this is the official/real photo


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.109898 del
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>>109893
>People are losing GBs of free mobile data because of this


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.109899 del
>>109893
Embarrassing from the organizers


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.109900 del
>>109893
30mm brother, we keep on winning


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.109901 del
>>109898
each time wout wins you get 5gb for free actually


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.109902 del
>>109901
yeah but you also pay wout van aert money monthly (indirect) as a downside


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.109904 del
>>109903
Loko?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.109905 del
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>>109904
loko and lightning lorena linked up, need it or keep it?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.109906 del
>>109904
first 2 letters of first + last name
they had to make up a few shit nicknames, "lightning Lorena" for example


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.109907 del
>>109903
belgian word for traen


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.109908 del
>>109906
the others are just their name but shorter
>nien
>mies
>czech
>Vale


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.109909 del
>>109908
That is how many nicknames do, to be fair


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.109910 del
>>109908
okay but tbf from the few times I spoke Vinke and Bredewold that's really what they call them


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.109911 del
>>109909
yeah but not cycling nicknames, nobody on the team calls her lightning lorena


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.109913 del
>>109912
mischa hit the wall, its over


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.109914 del
>>109911
My headcanon is they're all scared of her and never talk to her so that's why they invented hers.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.109915 del
>>109893
Was silly seeing this photo on the screen and then cut straight to the winner interview with Plowright. Don't know who called him as winner right away when it was this close.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.109916 del
>>109915
probably brian holm with his anti wout propaganda


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.109917 del
>>109916
I know Brian Holm is a big MvdP fan but I haven't heard him be anti Woutist.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.109918 del
>>109917
>According to Holm, the absence of Van Aert from Visma | Lease a Bike’s Tour selection is an advantage for Vingegaard. “Jonas is more prepared than last year. Moreover, Van Aert stayed home, and that is an advantage for Vingegaard. There is now only one leader in the team, and that is him. Jonas is getting all the attention,” said the former team manager.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.109919 del
>>109917
>>109918
It's not specifically anti Woutism. It's an extension of his conservative views on how to run a stage race team: There is a captain and everyone works 100% for him always all days.
He's fine with Wout in the classics etc.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.109920 del
>Thomas Soen, our man on the ground, witnessed it all from the front row. “I showed the finish photo to the press officer for the Tour of Denmark.”

>“He frowned and called over some officials. At that moment, the press officer for Visma-Lease a Bike also came over. She pointed to the photo on my mobile phone.”

top kek based HLN CHAD saved wout


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.109921 del
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>>109919
but wout is jonas' most loyal gregario
have danes already forgotten


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.109922 del
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>>109920
based


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.109923 del
>>109920
based or rigged


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.109924 del
>>109920
a true woutist dream come true


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.109925 del
>>109924
he will be telling this story for YEARS to anyone who dares to listen how he saved the great W*ut VAN AERT from untold perils at the 2026 stage 2 of the grossdanish rundfart


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.109926 del
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huffing his own farts again
>felix gall


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.109927 del
>>109926
healy lol


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.109928 del
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>>109927
a week of z2 then some intervals
dude might be peaking


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.109929 del
>>109928
Unlikely but if this happens we'd all be like >there were signs


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.109930 del
>>109926
But then rocket Jhonny two, Nys two the other way, Schmid one, no mention of Scaroni or the dark hoarse Silva.
Oh no, there is Silva.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.109931 del
>>109930
pellelzarri is also not really a proven one day racer


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.109932 del
>>109759
loserbernd is a turbomanlet though


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>>109926
>2026
>giving cian not only one, but three (!) stars in any race


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.109934 del
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San Sebastian OFFICIAL /bet/

>Evenepoel 1.44
>Ciccone 10
>Narvaez 17
>Gils 17
>Pellizzari 19
>Christen 23
>Schmid 23
>Martinez 34
>Healy 34
>Silva 41
>Nys 41
>Gall 41
>Bilbao 51
>Simmons 51
>Scaroni 51
>Widar 67
...
>Vine 81
>Mas Nicolau 126
>Eulaliu 126
>Eetvelt 151
>Aranabaru 151
>Landa 201
>West 251
>Omrzel 251
>Gaudu 251
>Martinez Povidla 401
>Uijtdebroeks N/A


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.109936 del
Let's see if the widar apologist actually dares picking him


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.109937 del
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I'd trust anotherbert surely above 6.
Weird stuff in the Baltics, I know they're not all the same but you'd expect more uniformity.
Also clanish Slovakia way more high trust than goldess Czechy.
Put a little doubt on Romania.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.109938 del
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>>109936
doubter will be disappointed when he wins


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.109939 del
>>109938
You're pick Areolabangoa just because it is fun to read his name.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.109940 del
>>109939
19th in the Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa is an insignificant result to you?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.109941 del
>>109926
Primoz Roglic? He used to get gifted wins from allah back in the days.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.109942 del
>>109936
Woutist. Widarist. Doesn't quite sound right.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.109943 del
>>109936
that has-been is 20 years old and still hasn't even podiumed a grand tour
complete fraud


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.109944 del
>>109936
its a really shit gimmick


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.109945 del
hey GAUDU will be in this very race (allegedly)


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.109946 del
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yep, seems like he's ready


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.109947 del
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based


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.109948 del
>>109947
after 14 years of FDJ he can handle one more fire, the right guy for the job


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.109949 del
>>109946
BIG words require BIG follow up


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.109950 del
>>109949
would be a good FTP for a turbomanlet though
I hope he does actually do something all the memeing aside


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.109951 del
>>109946
>>109949
>widar 54 kg
>evenepoel 63 kg
8 w/kg incoming?


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.109952 del
>>109921
No not really. It really is just that anything other than 100% dedication to the captain at all times goes against Holm's sensibilities. I'm not suggesting it makes sense, it's just stupid in a different way..


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.109953 del
>>109933
He looked decent in TARA. All depends on how fucked he got by riding sick.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.109954 del
>>109953
bert he's not even on the startlist


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.109955 del
>>109954
Yeah well, there was no way for me to know that.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.109956 del
>>109926
We all mock him now, but he will be correct, as always.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.109957 del
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gazetta enthusiastically writing about grug doing the mountainbike world championships without mentioning even a single name of the mountainbike community.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.109958 del
and feltet reporting that redditgirl is joining faxe kondi-X.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.109959 del
>>109958
redditgirl is CUTE and not annoying


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.109960 del
FUCK W*ut


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.109961 del
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Fuck man why does Donostia have to be tomorrow. I have to wageslave in the afternoon.


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.109962 del
>>109960
i kneel...


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.109963 del
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>>109947
my hero


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.109964 del
Another night of sub5h of sleep, fuck I hate this stage of baby development.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.109965 del
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rampas for breakfast, today without a heatstroke


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.109966 del
>Jordan Jegat to lidl trek


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.109967 del
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>dreamt I was hiking in snow


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.109969 del
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>>109967
the season will come


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.109970 del
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>Primož ROGLIČ -DSSK


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.109971 del
>>109970
At least we still have mollema


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.109972 del
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nice puerto


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.109973 del
>>109967
the novelty wears off fast 2bh


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.109974 del
>>109965
Danish type of profile for me.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.109975 del
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>>109974
mit photo


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.109976 del
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>>109965
>>109975
coffee ride today, legs were feeling good up the rampa but still quite far off my PB


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.109977 del
Eh.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.109978 del
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I think I have to pig.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.109979 del
Me shoes are just too narrow for my wide trotters, I am adjoosting to foot crunch after 50km, I can zone out of it but it just sucks.
Wide shoes are not cheap though.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.109980 del
>>109978
Confess my son.
>fat priest bmp


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.109981 del
KALLBERG, SKOT-HANSN, MENGELE and INGEBRIGTSEN go solo


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.109982 del
It's raining in danemarka


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.109983 del
>>109981
Based Källberg


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.109984 del
Foreigners don't understand that Vejleetappen is our RVV. Biggest day of the year on cykelkalenderen.


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Inhuman gears required to conquer this beast


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.109987 del
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This mofo would have been GONE, DEAD


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.109988 del
>>109987
yea


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.109989 del
forecast was 31, but it's 35°C outside. fucking off to the alps wouldn't have been a good option today with some massive thunderstorms already penetrating them.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.109990 del
>>109989
today is 33 degs with humidity pwoah what a combo


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.109991 del
tortysix today
whole weekend of rain
than full workweek of tortyfives with evening monsoom
we are now a southeast-asian country (zonder traps)


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.109992 del
>>109991
truly the philippines of europe


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.109993 del
>>109991
All because people want to make fake porn of celebrities


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.109994 del
>>109991
yeah unironically, gonna suck


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.109995 del
>>109989
I fled to the alps and its still unbearable here, only 6am rides are doable and for sleeping I go to the cellar (austrian tradition I guess) where its nice 15C


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.109996 del
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Entering monsoon season in NYC


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.109997 del
À timely escape


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.109998 del
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>>109997


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.109999 del
>>109990
33 degs, 33 eggs


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.110000 del
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Lovely bike, where do I get one


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.110001 del
>>109995
>sleeping in the cellar
MOLD status?


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.110002 del
>>110001
not good, not bad


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.110003 del
>widar + 2 years at LOTO
Hé, that's how you know he's washed


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.110004 del
No lenny martinez in San Sebastian, adjust if needed


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.110005 del
Chutefest in Denmark


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.110006 del
>>110005
vismoid down


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.110007 del
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>>110005
Niklas BEHRENS heh..
We're in 2026 mind you.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.110008 del
Oh that wasn't him.
Nevertheless, heh..


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.110009 del
no chosé?


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.110010 del
>>110007
>wins U23 WC
>gets "heart issues"
>suddenly dogshit
mhm yes, not noticing anything


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.110011 del
CREVAISON W*UT VAN AERT


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.110012 del
>>110011
Wout will win


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.110013 del
200CHF for sticky bottle for W*ut


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.110014 del
>>110010
I was a small flame war with other -acks, null hypothesis was that there is nothing to see here about these doper records falling by at least a minute.
I gave them the ol' rounder wheels treatments with some examples, but I kinda quickly run out out of ammo for the most ridiculous dopage examples, got Wout on Hautacam, MAL, the Colombians, Horner, Paduni, Lafay but that was kinda it in quick access memory.

Give me some of the other unforgettables, I didn't mention Poels, Kuss or McLay ebike because this would be haram tinfoil.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.110015 del
I mean the more specific ones, fishboy, Slovenian excellence and now Toro and Seixas are obvious.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.110016 del
>>110015
Brandon McNulty 2022 TdF stage 17 dropping everyone but the fish and pog despite having been dogshit the days before, classic blood infusion


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.110017 del
>>110015
that vingegaard TT was one of the nastiest things I've seen in my lifetime


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>>110014
Doped so hard his heart exploded


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.110019 del
>>110018
heh 2021 bahrain, caruso almost won the giro


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.110020 del
>>110015
Oh you now remember Fausto Madnada almost won a monument.
And don't even get me started on Fuglsang.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.110021 del
>>110016
>>110017
Good ones, basically forgot about them.
>>110018
>>110020
Yess, that Colbrelli Roubaix and Fuglsang "late bloom", how could I forget.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.110022 del
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>>110020
ynr contract year bagioli


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.110023 del
>>110014
Scaroni? "just eat more carbs lol" and suddenly you cancerstomp everyone


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.110024 del
>>110023
That would be immediately countered with "Vino just gave them fat bonuses to race for".


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.110025 del
>>110023
there was something deeply wrong with astana before that, they were probably clean


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.110026 del
FOLDAGER down


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.110027 del
SPLIT IN PELOTAO


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.110028 del
>>110025
Didn't Vino basically fine a bunch of them for being lazy one he took over again? I might be remembering that wrong tbh.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.110029 del
>>110024
Kern Pharma during 2024 vuelta is also one


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>>110028
I remember him saying he had almost no control anymore in the team before the chinks came in
I mean look at this absolute dogshit


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.110031 del
AERT about to launched


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.110032 del
>>110030
based CHYNA saving them from the FOID


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.110033 del
>>110029
2020 sunweb is also a good one.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.110034 del
>>110029
Yes, I remembered Pablito but I have already fired away a post, it was too late.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.110035 del
>>110033
Hirschi in general 2bh


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.110036 del
Kamon Jorj, update the riders, I need to adjooost.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.110037 del
>>110017
this. everytime the pOweRMeteR is bRoKen, you know shit is up


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.110038 del
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>>110026


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.110039 del
Wout ALMOST dropping Kubis. He's so back!


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.110040 del
>>110017
People really love to ignore that Pogacar was on an unprecedented bad day (and cracked brutale the day after).


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.110041 del
>>110036
fucking hell I need to put in Biseaux before I forget, please george sama


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.110042 del
Yo roglic got fucked (cagied)


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.110043 del
>>110040
if you take pogacar out that result it is even worse
he would be 3 minutes faster than the next rider


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Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.110045 del
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>>110041
EXACTLY


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.110046 del
>>110043
yeah pogacar and vingegaard are much better than the rest


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.110047 del
lapped shitters


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.110048 del
wout working for LAPORTE


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.110049 del
Kubis afraid of losing his hjaelpers


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.110050 del
>>110045
okay I just checked and it's updated, letting you know


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.110051 del
>>110050
Right, locked and loaded, NOT adjusting anymore.


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>>110044
>Primož ROGLIČ -VaB


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.110053 del
The boy zoomers (or alphas?) dressing like the 90s back again.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.110054 del
lmao kubis is so funny


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.110055 del
AERT dopage
2UBIS KWAB


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.110056 del
Breathing through my ass just by watching this.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.110057 del
it's against weak riders but that's some vintage Wout


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.110058 del
Breiner Pedersen 4 seems like the most interesting result.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.110059 del
great finish though
paranormal from MUÑOZ


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.110060 del
Vismoids not very impressive


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.110061 del
wout in green 2027


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.110062 del
>>110057
Bracing for the "Oh so this means you're really back right!?" interview once again. And like, yeah kind of, but also hard to say for sure against this opposition.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.110063 del
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Can he sweep?


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.110064 del
>>110044
but it's life eh


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.110065 del
>>110063
He'll gift one to his hjalper Laporte.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.110066 del
>>110063
tomorrow gift to laporte, last stage is for Plowright


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.110067 del
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Today was Lukas KUBIS' 39th 2nd place finish


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.110068 del
>>110063
it's embarrassing, look at this startlist


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.110069 del
>>110067
Saganesque


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.110070 del
Any of you Berts use resistance bands for exercise?
A friend of mine has been shilling it frequently and it got me curious


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.110071 del
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>>110070
I looked into it heavily once, it seemed very good but I couldn't find a good seller in Belgium and put it on the backburner. My conclusion was if you but it with a plastic footplate you could easily do a wide range of strength training on the go.


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>>110071
honestly for starters i thought only about these baby steps


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.110073 del
>>110070
If you have the space home you should take squat rack + weight


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.110074 del
>>110070
Good for limited space and equipment, good for stretching and targeted exercises, accessory exercises, a meme in terms of being an all in one gym solver, a meme for compound exercises like the big tree of bench, squat, deadlift.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.110075 del
>>110071
>the warehouse worker routine
>>110070
yep, just the cheap Decathlon combo set


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.110076 del
they are doing the ITT in Guadeloupe on real ITT bikes? that's expensive.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Yy2XYPpcLc [Embed]


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.110077 del
>>110076
There are 2 ITTs


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.110078 del
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>Ralph HORNY


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richie carapaz in san sebastian


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.110080 del
>>110079
this changes nothing


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.110081 del
>>110079
He's either going to win or blow up halfway and DNF. No in-between.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.110082 del
>Supercell ravaging Bavaria
it's over for some our prestigious berts


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.110083 del
>>110080
he will attack on the jizzkabel and tear the race apart and then drops to 25th


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.110084 del
STÜSSI starts in 5 (five) minutes


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.110085 del
>>110084
rusbert needs to know if he's still awake. meanwhile the pogi crit is taking place in pogi's home town, but I can't get Slovenian tv get to work.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.110086 del
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Looking sharp


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.110087 del
well nevermind, it's already over. Pogi outsprints Trentin and wins the Pogi crit.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.110088 del
>>110085
It was basically Pog vs Trentin vs Ackerman in the end. Ackerman got dropped and Pog beat Trentin in the sprint.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.110089 del
>>110087
>>110088
kackermannbros...


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Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.110091 del
>>110090
>that flag


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.110092 del
>>110090
Australian legends team voralberg


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>>110090
Avoiding Nych so hard his entire team ended up on another continent.


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.110094 del
interview with my boy Daniel INCEL


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.110095 del
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I'm lovin it


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.110096 del
My boy Luigi HORNY looks zesty


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.110097 del
>track is on
😄
>it's anglo swinery
😒


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>>110095


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.110099 del
tour de guadeloupe is always so kino. Really love the accent of francetv outremer


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really felt like SEA out there today
and real SEA is even more humid, what a CURSED bit of earth


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.110101 del
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>UCI Gravel Series in Czech'em with superstar VAKOC and BOTTAS


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.110102 del
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vandermeersch doesn't sound very french


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.110103 del
Goold old 40 RPM TT


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.110104 del
He's pushing for the line!


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.110105 del
>using pedals


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.110106 del
>>110105
yes?


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.110107 del
STÜSSI lost torty seconds


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.110108 del
Btw, Axelgaard-doubters better get their apologies ready
https://x.com/Velo_Score/status/2081445504672473253


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.110109 del
I will kwak 60% of berts without ANY dopage


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>>110108
autism


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.110111 del
I'm pikcing widar


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.110112 del
>>110111
based


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.110113 del
cosnefroy is a free top 3 pick


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.110114 del
Who is the team leader for UAE u mad? Longo Borghini, Squeak-ban or Wuodartschik, as she carries the 1 number in the team.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.110115 del
>>110114
Blasi gave a bitchy interview she is NOT one of the 2 leaders


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.110116 del
>>110115
when you win the last 3 GCs you participated and just get to be hjaelper yes heh. They should go full tridente and attack whenever possible with such a stacked team.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.110117 del
>>110116
that team LOVES lamborghini despite her being a kwab most GC races


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.110118 del
>>110115
she will just drop lamborghini on the passos and automatically become leader, then fucks off to movistar or whatever


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.110119 del
>>110015
Just remembered.
LAZKANO Oier, SANCHEZ Pelayo.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.110120 del
>>110119
well lazkano was actually caught


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.110121 del
Good morning Berts.
I adjusted.
That will be all.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.110122 del
>bike ride done
>roasted chicken, bought
Just on time to go to the beach before lunch. Then nap and cyclismo


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.110123 del
Transfer news
Confirmed are:
Langelotti to Astana
Landismo to Euskatel
Widar contract extension until 2028

Rumors or previously reported by PPATTT berts:
Lots of Seixas rumors
Balderstone, Frigo to UAE
Arrieta, Van Eetvelt to iNsNrael
Herregodts to Cofidis
Molano, Dewulf, Vansevenant to Lotto
Sivakov, De Plus, O'Coomer to Decathlon
Laengen to retire
Finn, Donati get promoted to the pros at Bora
Steinhauser, Jegat, Zimmermann to Bora
Maus, Gall, Mühlberger to Lidl
Herzog, Ramiro Sosa to EF
Vlasov, Bagioli to Astana
Ruiz, Slock to Bahrain
Teutenberg, Milesi, Turner to Safety Joggers
Penhoët to Picnic
Bittner to Q36.5
Van Uden, Mikhels, Garcia Cortina to Alpecin
Groves to Tudor
Noval, Beloki, Tejada, Valgren, Turgis to Ineos
Landbo to Movistar
Fetkobsen to unemployment line


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>>110122


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.110125 del
>>110123
Madouas to cofidis
I think herregoon is going to lotto


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>>110123
Now this is ciclismo


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>>110123
Thank you for your service.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.110128 del
>>110123
August, Crabbe, Schmid to Q365 as well


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Alpecin just confirmed the transfers mentioned.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.110130 del
>>110123
>>110126
>It's time to settle down.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.110131 del
>>110129
I hope van uden is on minimum wage


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.110132 del
Langelotti to Astana is as of today apparently, mid season transfer


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.110133 del
>>110126
It's called tzxing..something, I need to look it up
>Txirrindularitza


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.110134 del
>>110133
>ziklismoa
Hey, that is not bad.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.110135 del
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me favourite rampa for breakfast, right after the rain. very cool stimmung up the mountain


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.110136 del
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30 Remco Evenepoel
23 Giulio Ciccone
17 Léo Bisiaux
15 Jhonatan Narváez
14 Richard Carapaz
11 Guillermo Thomas Silva
9 Jan Christen
9 Christian Scaroni
9 Mauro Schmid
8 Giulio Pellizzari
7 Jarno Widar
4 Maxim Van Gils
4 Javier Romo
2 Xabier Mikel Azparren
2 Ben Tulett
2 Ramses Debruyne
2 Benoît Cosnefroy
2 Afonso Eulálio
2 Enric Mas
2 Felix Gall
1 Haimar Etxeberria
1 David Gaudu
1 Ben Healy
1 Matteo Jorgenson
1 CIAN UIJTDEBROEKS
1 Jordan Labrosse
1 Simone Gualdi
1 Louis Barré
1 Ion Izagirre
1 Jan Castellon
1 Alex Aranburu
1 Marcel Camprubí
1 Finlay Pickering
1 Mikel Landa
1 Emiel Verstrynge
1 Clément Braz Afonso
1 PELAYO SÁNCHEZ
1 Mathys Rondel
1 Clément Champoussin
1 Gianmarco Garofoli
1 Paul Double
1 Xandro Meurisse
1 Igor Arrieta
1 Diego Uriarte


>6==

2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Léo Bisiaux Richard Carapaz Giulio Pellizzari Jarno Widar
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>Blood passport Inspector


2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Léo Bisiaux Jhonatan Narváez Richard Carapaz Guillermo Thomas Silva
>frfr on god
>KS Wisla Ustronianka


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.110137 del
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>>110120
>Widar's Angels


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.110138 del
>>110129
wow alpecin actually signing someone for once

I wonder if either Mikhels or Van Uden can become the new Groves

Cortina can probably get some leader roles whenever Grug isn't racing


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.110139 del
>>110137
Top kek


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>>110136
>7 Jarno Widar


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.110141 del
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we live
the other suissebert is from around here, so maybe he covers the race as well


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.110142 del
>>110136
Somehow missed both Venezuelans while making my last minute team


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.110143 del
Business idea: Lukas Kubis wins a professional bike race.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.110144 del
there's a poland goomble too
>all the expensive riders are UAE


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.110145 del
>>110144
>jwow 22
Heh..


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.110146 del
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>>110144
fucking nasty stuff right here
ever been there polebert?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.110147 del
>1 Ion Izagirre
very very disrespectful


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.110148 del
>>110146
No, I had to check where it even is.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.110149 del
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>KIM Endchan to LX Cycling Team


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.110150 del
>>110149
he'll finally get to race with legendary Euro Kim


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.110151 del
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lords of herentals save another career


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.110152 del
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how to draw a squeaker? Asking for a friend. And would you get a permanent Shimano tattoo?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.110153 del
>>110151
Can herentals fix abysmal descending?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.110154 del
>>110153
put some augmented lead breasts on her


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.110155 del
>>110140
that bert’s psyopped work lmao that little turd will do fuck all


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.110156 del
DNF ATTILA VALTER
yes he still exists


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.110157 del
>>110155
is it a psyop if I picked him myself? the chips are down, I believe in the turbomanlet


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.110158 del
>>110145
90% chance he's a scam, expecially when Narváez can and will win this with 0 help, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta for your boys

Maybe he can finally win a TT (who am I kidding, even if he's in decent shape, he'll lose by 1.3s to a random Romeo/Sobrero/Chutefield/Chesmann)


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.110159 del
>>110156
Welcome to MBH Bank CSB Telecom Fort. He could make a good domestique for Fancellu.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.110160 del
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No VIP shit here, so you can visit all buses


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.110161 del
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So if you are Belgian, you can choose a numberplate of your liking? Saw a sports car that had a Belgian numberplate with "SWISS" on it last week


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.110162 del
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Buy a trek


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.110163 del
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>team spongebob


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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.110166 del
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Kerabol space program


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the rainbow jersey


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Watch the fems Bert or this rodent and his friend speegosh will come for you


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.110169 del
>>110162
Buy two.


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Marion Rousse, I decided to cover the entrance of the riders instead of the stage


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Puck


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.110175 del
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But why?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.110176 del
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hnnnng Mackenzie


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what is her brother doing these days?


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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.110182 del
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c'est phinney


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Bäckstedt really chubby


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demi
too bad her sister doesn't race


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.110185 del
do not watch felles


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.110186 del
femmes*
🤦‍♂️


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.110187 del
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BIG


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.110188 del
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That was a long kiss


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.110189 del
>>110183
She doesn't call herself Brapstedt for nothin


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.110190 del
>>110186
Never have.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.110191 del
Way too many people, so change of plans, I'll take the trein to one of the rampas outside instead of watching the finish


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.110192 del
>>110191
many people want to see the femmes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.110193 del
I will have it know that this year im making an effort to extend my interest to the Tour de Foids


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.110194 del
>>110188
I appreciate your pics and on site reporting


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.110195 del
As every year the live coverage from Krakatoa comes barely before Jizzkibel


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Pic dump from the trein station wifi. Should work faster.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.110197 del
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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.110200 del
>>110197
pfp looking lean and crippled as per usual


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Bert took watch the femmes very personally


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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.110209 del
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now if you could get some creepshots of COUPLAND Mackenzie that would be great


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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.110212 del
alright just in time for the action, lovely pics of the femmes


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Trein arrived


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.110215 del
was the last batch on wifi, I'm glad that I can reload my phone battery on the trein


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.110216 del
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Pais Vasco
home


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.110217 del
>>110209
see
>>110178
>>110176


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.110218 del
>>110176
appreciate it


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.110219 del
jizzcable time


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.110220 del
We live in San Sebastian


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.110221 del
I have a bad feeling about this


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.110222 del
EF raid


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.110223 del
>>110158
I don't know Bertao, I can't make meself pick Kwiatkowski, almost no matter what.
I know these are quite different situations but there barely any signs of life.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.110224 del
Bart Lemon, hmm.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.110225 del
bora swarm


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.110226 del
Very nice photodrop, not even attempting topping it next Friday, I will be posting THOUGH.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.110227 del
I see a lotto midget at the back, say it ain't so


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.110228 del
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One more of Mackenzie from behind, hopefully she's in the break so I can take more pics of her


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.110229 del
>>110227
false alarm, he's at the front


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.110230 del
Van Gils is inorde Michel


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.110231 del
JAY VINE


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.110232 del
JAY VINE AWAKE AND PRESENT


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.110233 del
>Gr. VINE-LEMON


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.110234 del
why isn't my top 10 king POWLESS here


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.110235 del
REX with the meth jaw.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.110236 del
VINE going through roundabouts at speed is terrifying


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.110237 del
REMCO seething


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.110238 del
Oh remco lachée actually


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.110239 del
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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.110240 del
What the fuck is Remco doing


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.110241 del
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illegal sir


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.110242 del
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Weird. Where is everyone.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.110243 del
Is there any other caméras ?????


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.110244 del
>>110243
No, 2 on remco and that's it


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.110245 del
>>110243
you will watch remseeth and you will be satisfied


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.110246 del
and everyone just waits


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.110247 del
easy ciccone W


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.110248 del
carapaz alive after all


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.110249 del
ATTAQUE RETARD


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.110250 del
Landismo, gone


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.110251 del
BARRÉ? HÉ?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.110252 del
cocky squeaker


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.110253 del
furiously strong dubble


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.110254 del
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BARRE and LE BERRE are (apparently) two different runners


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.110255 del
Jan bakelants is such a retard, and he also makes up shit all the time
>double used to ride good results in italy 5 years ago


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.110256 del
axelgaard favorite benoit healy lachee


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.110257 del
holy shit silva is there


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.110258 del
waar widar


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.110259 del
>no widar
>no UAE
>no remco


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.110260 del
yeah Remco is GONE


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.110261 del
gall leading the descent, remco can get back now


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.110262 del
is it MAS?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.110263 del
kek widar is so fucking bad, why did I start this whole thing


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.110264 del
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yeah Remco is winning this shit


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.110265 del
Pellizzari?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.110266 del
>widar almost has the ftp of remco
yea in zwift maybe LOL


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.110267 del
>>110266
he's on his wheel right now so it is correct


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.110268 del
>>110265
he dropped back for remco, didn't do anything and is now in the team bus


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.110269 del
>>110268
great


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.110270 del
>>110267
WIDAR is the only runner that can actually get some draft behind Remco


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.110271 del
>>110252


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.110272 del
gall is something to behold


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.110273 del
Gall's legs are so weird


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.110274 del
waar Widar he 😀


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.110275 del
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>Widar passed


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.110276 del
Surely they will run out of gears on the mighty slopes of Murgil Tontorra


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.110277 del
Smartco dropping that trash


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.110278 del
EVENEPOEL goes solo


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.110279 del
what the fuck is jan christen doing, I've had it with this mouth breathing retard


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.110280 del
kek remco dropping about 30 people sleeping


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.110281 del
Widar G1, everything still possible


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.110282 del
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late BEAK


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.110283 del
litteral npc’s??? wtf nobody in that group responded


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.110284 del
Remember last year very comicale I was happy ciccone stole that one


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.110285 del
starting to look good navarez tbh, 2km climb to survive


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.110286 del
I have seen enough


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.110287 del
huge group what a clownshow


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.110288 del
>>110285
double Ecuadorian podium


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.110289 del
I didn't FUCKING believe in Bisiaux


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.110290 del
Eh SCHMID, he looked so sulfurous a week ago.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.110291 del
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Woke up just in time.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.110292 del
boring race tbqh


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.110293 del
anyone but jorgenson


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.110294 del
>check the femmes
>6+ minute gap


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.110295 del
Wtf a Picnic runner


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.110296 del
>>110295
R A R E


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.110297 del
>>110295
It's Bjorn KOERDT


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.110298 del
they dropped UAE and remco and did nothing, this is really boring


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.110299 del
>>110292
rough camera footage, we need aerial shots


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.110300 del
>>110298
No one not named pog will keep remco away with 20km flat


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.110301 del
Nice 30 minute walk up the hill to the last QOM
People living next to it are blasting music. And of course I logged into another cell tower, so this is just a text post.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.110302 del
is the strategy boring competition to death


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.110303 del
>>110298
how tf did they do that there’s like 5 of them


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.110304 del
>>110301
half the peleton chuted already so you might see some bare brappers


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.110305 del
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Might as well be that I restarted my phone in the trein and started a new web browser session.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.110306 del
Did you know that Donostia means San Sebastian in Spanish


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.110307 del
>Widaar sleeping at the back


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.110308 del
>>110307
playing the race on hard mode, what a moron


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.110309 del
>>110307
Great, a new Meintjes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.110310 del
>>110307
Got much too learn that guy


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.110311 del
Narvaez ready. Time to smash.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.110312 del
that decathlon guy lmao


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.110313 del
>>110312
Bisiaux, and now gone, glad I didn't pick him


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.110314 del
I don't think they've ever come this far with so much fodder in the peleton
Bahrain riders, Ineos riders, Alpecin shitters


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.110315 del
WIDAR about to be unleashed


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.110316 del
>>110313
he's here


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.110317 del
>>110316
Fuck


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.110318 del
Gall dead


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.110319 del
>punchy climb
>vismoids immediately lose 10 positions
do they never train on sprint?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.110320 del
Fuck you Narvaez


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.110321 del
NARVAEZ out of dopage


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.110322 del
de lie and del toro SPOTTED


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.110323 del
Barré? Huh


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.110324 del
EVENEPOEL AWAKE


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.110325 del
barre of all people


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.110326 del
thankgod jorgenson cracked


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.110327 del
>visma


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.110328 del
>>110320
Fucking rat


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.110329 del
Remco with ratapaz on his wheel.
I'm ready for anger.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.110330 del
I fucking love Richard Carapaz


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.110331 del
weird tour criterium this one


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.110332 del
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>tired boys from the Le Tour dropping fresh runners like a piece of trash


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.110333 del
This race has always sucked ass btw


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.110334 del
>The best result for CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO Richard (EF Education - EasyPost) in DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) was 56th in 2017.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.110335 del
>Rondel
This is doped


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.110336 del
ah fuck toilet was good after all, why did I trust christen


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.110337 del
Thought there is no way Richie would not suck, after barely winning with tramadol Seppeke.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.110338 del
they needed barriers lower down, stupid


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.110339 del
LET CICCO WIN


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.110340 del
gall surely just peaking for the vuelta


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.110341 del
Remco is confident about his sprint against RATAPAZ


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.110342 del
Carapaz actually working.
Peculiar.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.110343 del
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>CICCONE accounted for


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.110344 del
Barré pretty good actually today, he's back


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.110345 del
I'm squeaking if Giulio closes down Remco


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.110346 del
>>110342
he has a better shot of beating Remco in a sprint than Cicco


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.110347 del
>>110339
he had his cope win last year


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.110348 del
Shimmano car is anxious


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.110349 del
>camprubi still there
dopaje


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.110350 del
>>110344
Just when I thought he'd be a cheap pick again next year...


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.110351 del
>>110349
Waar is Widar


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.110352 del
cicco with gallesque posture


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.110353 del
Remy Rochas of all places. Always strange figures here


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.110354 del
>>110351
this race only has 2 motos please understand


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.110355 del
Remco probably wins this sprint, right? Hard to guess


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.110356 del
>>110353
Gaudu is in this race btw


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.110357 del
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Simmons would've won this kermiskoers


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.110358 del
>>110355
yes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.110359 del
>>110355
That's not hard to guess at all, El Rato has no sprint


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.110360 del
>>110355
100%


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.110361 del
>>110357
There are no eggs in France?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.110362 del
>>110361
No eggs, no potatoes, no bread


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.110363 del
Wow such an exciting race


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.110364 del
ez


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.110365 del
BAM


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.110366 del
silva 3rd?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.110367 del
ah well


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.110368 del
Cicco sprinting from 500 meter, great tactics and thanks for the bad points


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110369 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110370 del
>>110353
There is always one random FDJ on the verge of being good, but ultimately not being able to get quite there because... they ride for FDJ.

Russo, Pacher, Rochas... All could probably be a bit better somewhere else at the cost of losing their Certified Squeaky Clean^TM status.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110371 del
Why are there always a bunch of Palestinian flags at every finish

Do these people think this is changing anyone's mind


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110372 del
Little shit didn't say thank you.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110373 del
If that's silva i'm going to squeak so hard


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110374 del
>no thank you from the little brat


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.110375 del
>>110368
I took him out when I remembered how ANNOYING he was in the La Giro


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.110376 del
>>110373
scaroni, all is well


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.110377 del
Fucking UAE man. Bunch of frauds


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.110378 del
Fuck, Bisiaux top 10. Also FUCK Narváez


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.110379 del
>>110376
SHIT


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.110380 del
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1 and 10


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.110381 del
>>110377
We have to remind ourselves that, at it's heart, this is still an Italian team


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.110382 del
>>110371
to make burgers mad


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.110383 del
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>>110380
Why would you not pick Carapaz


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.110384 del
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>>110136
>30 Remco Evenepoel
>14 Richard Carapaz


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.110385 del
>>110383 >> >>110337


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.110386 del
Camp ruby pickers rejoicing


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.110387 del
reminder pogi has not been able to win san sebastian after the tour
huge moral victory


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.110388 del
widar bros, I don't think that vuelta will be ours after all


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.110389 del
fed up by this seething manlet tbh


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.110390 del
>>110386
So nobody. Two Berts somehow have Ben Toilet, not normal


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.110391 del
what retard do they put behind the mic these days


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.110392 del
>>110390
>somehow have Ben Toilet
Maybe they've been paying attention. He's been decent most of the season.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.110393 del
>>110390
I have him, but I'm the only one.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.110394 del
Still too hot outside. Might as well watch the women. Maybe they'll chute brutally or something.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.110395 del
he didn't really pull away from Richie in the sprint, if Carapaz had managed to launch first he might have had it


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.110396 del
How would you rate Remco's season? I'd say it's already his 3rd best ever after 2022 and 2024 (good arguments for both being his best).

I think I'd say it's his best ever if he manages to win the WC somehow. But I really just don't see how he'll manage to catch Pogi off guard when the latter has figured out that the best way to deal with the WC chaos is to attack with 100 km to go.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.110397 del
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not bad

btw, WAAR WIDAR?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.110398 del
>>110395
he looked back like 4 times to celebrate bert


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.110399 del
>>110398
ok I'm coping a little


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.110400 del
>>110383
>>110142


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.110401 del
lol, entire peleton torn apart already


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.110402 del
>>110397
Finished two minutes down to a bunch of guys who have spent the last month at the Tour


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.110403 del
>Maud RIJNBEEK
Now that's a runner who is easy on the eyes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.110404 del
>height 1.56cm weight 42kg

Surprised they make pro bikes that small.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.110405 del
>>110404
ynr realini


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.110406 del
>>110402
heh
meanwhile unc HERMANS sitting on 11th after Le Tour


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.110407 del
which climb are you on swissbert


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.110408 del
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>>110403
>Ywn have a cute cyclista GF to plan BIG rides with


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>>110408
:(


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.110410 del
>>110396
I wouldn't rate it that high.
I mean Amstel and donosttia are nice but they aren't monuments . He also hasn't won any WT stage races this season. Yes he has a whole bunch of high profile podiums and it may sound harsh but remco is a winner and this ain't it.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.110411 del
>>110410
good luck winning a monument


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.110412 del
>sprained my wrist sleeping
Don't get old, Berts


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.110413 del
watching the femmes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.110414 del
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>>110411
>If I can do so can you Bert!


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.110415 del
>>110414
look at how much the stars had to align for him
you need an act of god to beat grug or pogi


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.110416 del
>>110408
I actually do THOUGH


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.110417 del
>>110409
>Out with endofibrosis


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.110418 del
Why is brappert so fraudulent? She was hired as anime replacement.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.110419 del
happy national swiss day


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.110420 del
>>110418
Spaniard fewer, priorities shifted.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.110421 del
Coupland chute retarded


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.110422 del
Pretty girl chute


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.110423 del
wow that both sides tankway station is cool


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.110424 del
they really do not give a shit about Blasi huh


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.110425 del
>>110424
Kek yeah nobody even tried waiting up for her


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.110426 del
>Tour
>Cofidis
>Ass in spotlight
>It's not ass
>not ass like state of Bookmann, just female ass
yes, I will watch the femmes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.110427 del
chute reusser


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.110428 del
these girls really can't cycle


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.110429 del
fairytale stuff


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.110430 del
>>110396
Better than I expected so I would rate it pretty highly.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.110431 del
Swissbert can't suffer


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.110432 del
why is everyone wearing random helmets these days, annoying as fuck


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.110433 del
Faxe Kondi bros we did it


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.110434 del
>>110433
hey I picked that dude once in velogames and he did nothing for me


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.110435 del
>Kubis got heemed even on random bonus seconds


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.110436 del
>>110433
Finnbert 3rd. Maybe there's a future for him in pro cycling after all.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.110437 del
Traen


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.110438 del
traen


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.110439 del
traen


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.110440 del
>>110412
I have nagging left arm/shoulder pain when doing effort. Just slept on me left side awkwardly and lingers since a month because I will aggravate it slightly every night.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.110441 del
lidl working for sdworx, yep it's wiebes time


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.110442 del
first time watching women, holy fuck are they retarded


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.110443 del
women can't cycle lmao


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.110444 del
Chute uphill


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.110445 del
>nobody attacking when wiebes is there


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.110446 del
guess who wins
GUESS


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.110447 del
FUCKING FRAUDS


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.110448 del
Kek .


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.110449 del
they just love losing to her


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dude the big evil sprinter is right there why is nobody trying to attack


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.110451 del
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just do anything really, anything is better than nothing


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.110452 del
wwl


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.110453 del
Does Wiebes feel it anymore while crossing the line?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.110454 del
somebody weight her bike quickly!


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.110455 del
Wiebes??? How did she survive the uphill finish?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.110456 del
They're gifting every stage besides the TT and the Mont Ventoux one to her, how noble


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.110457 del
Wow, Källberg 3rd. Biggest Finnish result in a while, good stuff


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.110458 del
>>110455
0 (nada) attacks during the climb


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.110459 del
>>110455
only vollering really tried because she hates her, the others were fine losing to their highschool bully


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.110460 del
Isn't Vos supposed to be better in these? It's looking like she's finally completely washed.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.110461 del
>ynr the women's world champ is some absolute shitter


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.110462 del
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Noskova pas normal, pedalton was just controlling the race. Groupetto was surprisingly big, very fraudulent and Liane was riding alone somewhere in between.


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>>110462
HOPP BERT


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.110464 del
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>>110463
>tudor kit


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.110465 del
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Thank you very much for the coverage Suissebert!


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.110466 del
>>110464
I spotted a picnig fullkit wanker recently. That's insane


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.110467 del
>>110466
that was probably just dege


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.110468 del
No Tivani at the Volta, he got collected


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.110469 del
>>110468
Well at least that saves a mandatory 20 velocoins


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.110470 del
>>110455
shes good enough to compete in amstel gold
anyways we already have one OTL in the avec Zwift


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.110471 del
Omloop fever? In August? It's more likely than you think.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.110472 del
>>110470
she was only good when they cut out half the race because autismbert crashed on one of the roads


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.110474 del
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GC. >>110473


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.110475 del
New kijkers dropped


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.110476 del
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>>110475
if her hairline recedes any further she might turn into vinokurov


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.110477 del
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>"There are riders who make the same mistakes. If we look at past races, it's always the same person."
She hates Paternoster


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.110478 del
>>110477
Is she talking about chuting uphill or the whole peloton refusing to put any pressure on Wiebes


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.110479 del
>>110477
was a really silly place to chute


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.110480 del
>>110479
paternoster has horrible bike handling, even for a foid


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.110481 del
does anyone have Jonas with CO pillow picture 🥺


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.110482 del
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>>110481


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.110483 del
Made it to Zürich, while I wait for my last trein, I can spam some more pics from today. Obligatory text post first heh.


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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.110486 del
there's gotta be a femme with a non small bike


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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.110488 del
>>110485
spongebob is my favorite


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.110489 del
>>110486
holmgren probably


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.110490 del
>>110487
>#3
cute


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Who is the milf that works for rtbf? Not asking for the NOS team that is on one of the pics as well.


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Last one, need to check first what teams I already posted earlier today
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Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.110494 del
>>110482
kek thanks


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.110495 del
>>110485
red cow is very uncanny


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.110496 del
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>>110491
Malou Eyesen


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.110497 del
>>110486
there are 7 riders at tdff over 176cm, 1 over 184


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.110498 del
>>110497
Marlen is taller than some Berts, just saying


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.110499 del
>>110498
can someone post the updated height graphic please


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.110500 del
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unbelievable how cucked his results are by pogi that even the 2020 pologne win is still on there


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.110501 del
>>110500
He loses stage races to everyone not just Pogacar. But this is still a good palmares.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.110502 del
>>110498
there is DIJKSTRA at 185, Bredewold and MARKUS at 181, mogging some people ITT


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.110503 del
I used the word "clock" in the zoomer sense unironically today. This has reset my biological clock 20 years and I expect BIG gains to follow.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.110504 del
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not normal


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.110505 del
>>110504
there's a place called bert ems?


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.110506 del
>>110500
He's wasted time with crap calendars and meme-tier preparation for some GTs that yielded little or nothing.

Think about it, from 2022 to this year, all the stage race preparation he does only produced results thrice. Vuelta 2022, Tour 2024 and Tour 2026.

Of course he's had his fair share of bad luck with covid and crashes. But I really think he has missed out on some doable achievements. For example, I think he could've won Lombardia in 2023 if he prepared differently. Pogacar was super vulnerable in that one.


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.110507 del
>>110504
>Stage 4A
>2.12 IC 1 race
>7.6km
Is this a really short time trial or did they put the prologue in the middle of the race? What's going on here


Bert 08/01/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.110508 del
Stüssi lost time and will probably have to ride for Zangerle now, so they can beat Guadeloupe legend Le Ny.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.110509 del
Big Stüssie won me an volta
the rest of his career is irrelevant


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.110510 del
>>110506
Pogi was sick in 2023 lombardia. But remco is a mystery. Dude lost paris nice to Mateo, and a lot of other 1 week races to roglic, almeida etc


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.110511 del
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ok time for a ride


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.110512 del
>>110504
to me my ben squire


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.110513 del
>>110510
he lost that race because he was snoozing like a retard
very knucklehead riding
buitrago would have won that one if he didn't crash


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.110514 del
Very good memories of 2023 Lombardia, I had Pog, Rog, A. Yates, Vlasov and Rodriguez in my team and handily won the /cyc/ superclassico stage honours, I believe my first time ever. I also remember Pog drinking cherry juice for his cramps and g2 still shitting it up, lol.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.110515 del
>>110514
he was drinking pickle juice, I think that was the first instance of it in a race


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.110516 del
>>110515
Interesting, good for placebo if nothing else


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.110517 del
>>110516
is it placebo? it's basically eating a spoon of salt isn't it


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.110518 del
Drinking a keg of sirup is the real placebo


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.110519 del
The disadvantage of a morning ride is that before you blink, it turns into a lunch ride
Fortunately it is overcast today
80 km to go


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.110520 del
>>110517
Yeah but electrolytes for cramping is 90% placebo


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.110521 del
>>110514
I just remember him pounding on his thighs with his fists lol


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.110522 del
>>110519
>lunch ride
mit schnitzel ?


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.110523 del
That kurwatour startlist is so grim, even for kurwatour standards.
Either move the race or make it a 2.Pro.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.110524 del
>>110523
Finally a cool route though, I remember when it was 4 sprints, a TT and 1 punch finish and ethan hayter won


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.110525 del
>>110523
Well why would you start there when there is about a 50% chance you will die


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.110526 del
>>110525
Let it go Fabio.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.110527 del
>>110523
At least you guys have a WT race.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.110528 del
>>110527
Marylandbros...


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.110529 del
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>>110528
Poverty tier country


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.110530 del
>>110526
Lambrecht, Fabio, Baroncini...


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.110531 del
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150 km, kinda okay weather, hoped it would be colder but even in the morning already over 20
>116hr avg
>162w avg
could have easily gone for much longer but I was slowly starting to get peckish, thirsty, dumouliny and back painy


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.110532 del
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Oh yeah and I saw a fight!
Apparently a pedestrian chuted with a pedalist on a bike like and two guys were getting all fisty about it because it was a grille who chuted
One of the was stuck in a loop screaming
>i will call the cops! i will call the cops! i will call the cops!
and the other one was also stuck in a loop
>ok call the cops! ok call the cops!

i don't think the cops were called as I slowly pedaled into the distance
bike paths are hell in this country because of the low density of them, they are overcrowded with "people"


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.110533 del
PEDERSEN WINS


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.110534 del
Big chute in the sprint


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.110535 del
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Kubis 16th


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.110536 del
>>110533
Wout mobile called and told wout to tone it down with the victories or people wouldn't get the unlimited contract anymore


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.110537 del
soyboy pedersen


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.110538 del
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Bertacek could fix this in an afternoon


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.110539 del
>>110538
What do you mean, that's what my bike looks like, there's nothing to fix


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.110540 del
>>110532
kek


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.110541 del
>>110539
that backwheel looks inflated so that's a lie


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.110542 del
>>110531
nice long ride btw my ride today was nice too but yesterday was something, I totally forgot to squeak about it. So much rain 😡💢💢


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.110543 del
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>>110542
>rain
what's that?


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.110544 del
17 km to go at the prestigious Circuite de Getčo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ygoNuc5N9wM [Embed]

CICCONE about to be released


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.110545 del
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CICCONE GOES
muy rapido


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.110546 del
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Marcel CAMPRUBI PIJUAN is the next LAZKANO (as in dopeur)


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.110547 del
>>110543
nothing for you to worry about oh and it was 20 degrees on average
34 the day before then 20 then 31 today what a LIFE


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.110548 del
No idea why the commentators thought it was ARANBARU, as if he was still alive


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.110549 del
ARANBARU present and accounted


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.110550 del
>>110546
he is extremely sulfurous


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.110551 del
ciccone really rides like they should gift him every race this year


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.110552 del
No Navarez in Pologne so you don't have to go full UAE


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.110553 del
>>110552
noooo now I have to find a replacement pick while there is none


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.110554 del
>>110553
scaroni is his 1:1 replacement


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.110555 del
>>110554
this better be true


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.110556 del
4 UAE merda at the spitze
3 cofidis
0 (nada) visma, who didn't bother starting


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.110557 del
I'm ready for brother tesfatsion to win this


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.110558 del
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the whole chat is full of Rockets d*tch shills, except for this


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.110559 del
>>110558
literally wielerflitsers


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.110560 del
>>110558
a CHYNESE virus LOL


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.110561 del
what the fuck they're just discussing tietema transfer rumors


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.110562 del
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>>110557


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.110563 del
I don't know racism might have kept a black brother down again


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.110564 del
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none of the UAE jobbers even bothered to show up
they are truly drained and sacrificed on the golden throne of pogacar


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.110565 del
>>110563
yup


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.110566 del
81st Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa (1.1) is now a BLESSED race 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.110567 del
even on the replay I can't tell, it definitely isn't miquel though


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.110568 del
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>>110567
STOP THE COUNT


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.110569 del
the black man marches on


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.110570 del
best UAE is vermaeaerke, 10th


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.110571 del
>>110570
entire team of punchlets for a punchy race, incredible
morgado peaks in February for some reason, that guy ain't doing shit all year


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.110572 del
Seen tree (3) campers with yellow plates, that Dutch tourist destination map about to have my dot way more blue.
Worrisome development.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.110573 del
>>110572
the only dutch I've spotted all year was a motorcycle gang but then again I've been avoiding the tourism hotspots all summer


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went for a hike with the wife today, and then for a solo ride up the hausberg in inhuman heat


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.110575 del
not liking the bad quality of those roads being shown. it's a communal road, so it's the responsibility of the local town, but with that view onto lake Geneva those should have good tax payers.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.110576 del
skipping thourgh the broadcast from yesterday's race avec zwift, they said that buying out Blasi would cost a team just 100000 Euros. compare that to what Demi did cost.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.110577 del
>>110576
she has a clause in her contract allowing her to leave early for that


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.110579 del
Pogi only 8th place in the Pogi challenge. the winner, some German doctor beat Pogi's time as well.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.110580 del
why is most of the tdf in suisse anyway


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.110581 del
>>110580
as replacement for tour de romandie femmes not taking place this year.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.110582 del
one femmes actually trying not to sprint against wiebes
admirable


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.110583 del
she's very aero, might make it


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.110584 del
>181 cm
she's gigantic


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.110585 del
that ain't 17 seconds that's more like 7 seconds imo


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.110586 del
if those jayco shitters start pulling I will pull bertacek's last hairs out


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.110587 del
>lidl trek pulling
wew


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.110588 del
>>110580
'24 the first stages were in the Netherlands
and TdFH starts in another country almost every year


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.110589 del
>kopecká most distrusted gregario


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.110590 del
>>110588
Why do they do a grand depart for an 8 day race


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.110591 del
>>110582
Rest of the teams doing it to themselves as usual


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.110592 del
wieb it up 😂👌🏿


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.110593 del
KWAB


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.110594 del
wow thanks jayco for paternoster's 5th place
what a joke


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.110595 del
Even Pog isn't toying with the competition like this.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.110596 del
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Yep.


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.110597 del
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the thing is she's the only one sprinting


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.110598 del
Overhead will be comicale


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.110599 del
>>110598
it's like a man sprinting


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.110600 del
>>110590
because autismbert and suissebert are desperate for a /cyc/ gf and paid for it


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.110601 del
NEW THREAD:
>>110578
>>110578
>>110578


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.110602 del
I will never get it, it's not even like they ever get close to make it reasonable
like DSM pulling for that girl in 5th


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.110611 del
We're not done in here tho


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.110656 del
Are we not?


Bert 08/02/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.110658 del
No


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