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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No. 108561
Ayuso edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>107552


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.108607 del
Pogi could just go and win


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.108608 del
Seixas is cooked


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.108609 del
this del toro homoromance is genuinely pissing me off


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.108610 del
I think Del Totro is telling Poggi to just go


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.108611 del
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>>108602
oh ayuso will be back with skjelmose momentarily
just not for long hehehehehehe


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.108612 del
seixas dropped, he tried


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.108613 del
Decathlon cooked themselves


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.108614 del
poor paul, atleast you tried
respect


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.108615 del
Lenny lachee


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.108616 del
Come on Remco.
You do something at least.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.108617 del
>>108616
for what, if you do work now for the stage the UAE goons will just mog you in the sprint


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.108618 del
remco should give ayuso a snarky remark as he passes him


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.108619 del
ayuso clamping on instead of going back for his teammate
what a unlikeable rider


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.108620 del
🐀 vs 🦅


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.108621 del
Anyone but the rat please


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.108622 del
>>108616
do what exactly? stand firmer on second?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.108623 del
>>108602
Yes, well.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.108624 del
>>108622
throw Del Toro off a cliff


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.108625 del
>>108622
>>108617
Maybe he's bored? not like he did anything this tour but suck wheels


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.108626 del
A short minute of silence for those stuck in the old thread. I was busy attending a birthday party, so not much attention besides creating a new thread on advance was paid.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.108627 del
>>108626
atleast there was a new thread


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.108628 del
>>108626
I appreciate the already prepped thread like always


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.108629 del
>sepp kuss' dad is 96 years old


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.108630 del
>>108629
<Adolph "Dolph" Kuss


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.108631 del
Kek, papa martinez again


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.108632 del
Pere Martinez, short kangz.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.108633 del
Ayuso dropping back to get helped by Skjelmose


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.108634 del
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Ayuso with nothing to fight for, doing nothing.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.108635 del
>>108634
Fighting for my veloteam innit.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.108636 del
Martinez on a great couple of days


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.108637 del
why are there no spectators? In memoriam for einar rubio?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.108638 del
>>108637
Probably always the plan given how shitty this road is


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.108639 del
>>108636
Saved his gc yesterday


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.108640 del
kumm sepp kumm druck no a bissl auf de pedaln
du bleda depp du


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.108641 del
Sketchy road.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.108642 del
>>108637
My guys said this is some nature area and the roads were closed for two weeks.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.108643 del
>>108642
yeah same said here


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.108644 del
Ayuso briefly doing something! Wow! I saw it!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.108645 del
Beautiful place for cycling. Roads in the middle of nowhere.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.108646 del
It's Sepp Kuss, not Kass nor Kaas


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.108647 del
would be kino if carapaz got back in the descent and then they battle it out on the wall
both are deserved winners


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.108648 del
>>108647
ye I hope Carapaz catches up


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.108649 del
Rooting for sepp, how strange


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.108650 del
What are the visma handlers telling Sepp?
>we told you so not to adjust your saddleheight
>do it for wout and jonas


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.108651 del
chute sepp??


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.108652 del
>kussbros in shambles


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.108653 del
Oh no no


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.108654 del
CHUTE SEPP AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.108655 del
he literally would've went in the ravine if there was no net jesus christ


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.108656 del
Fuck me Kuss almost died


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.108657 del
wtf, he's blacking out


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.108658 del
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It should've been the rat


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.108659 del
It's seppover
What a shitty descender


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.108660 del
>>108656
probably would've killed him yeah


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.108661 del
Top kek


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.108662 del
if uae wins this one I will never stop squeaking


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.108663 del
VAMOS RICHIE


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.108664 del
>>108662
lmao might be the worst stage ever if that happens


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.108665 del
Kuss not out of it yet.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.108666 del
>>108662
It's not steep enough


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.108667 del
Redbull should have controlled the break BTW


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.108668 del
>>108667
but then pogiwins


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.108669 del
remKING dropping the rest


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.108670 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.108671 del
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next tdf they will still do doppel spitze though don't get it twisted belgeberts


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.108672 del
>>108668
he is in full cuck mode, just need to beat deldopo not pogi


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.108673 del
Pog best gregario


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.108674 del
>>108668
See?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.108675 del
Pogacar not interested


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.108676 del
>>108672
why is he even pacing now, seixas is miles behind


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.108677 del
>>108676
being le heckin wholesome teammate to polish up the public image


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.108678 del
The stage tomorrow is changed btw, they start at the champs elysée loop


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.108679 del
Absolutely shameful display


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.108680 del
>>108677
This plus pretending he didn't have the legs to win it all, attempting to show decency (but too obvious)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.108681 del
Bet those chutes was the organizer's fault too


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.108682 del
>>108678
Will they skip the champagne and photos or will they just giga slurp until the final loop?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.108683 del
YESSSS RICHIE


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.108684 del
🐀👑


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.108685 del
>>108682
89km stage they will go full gaz


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.108686 del
>>108682
they added 2 more champs laps for the champagne


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.108687 del
Pog has to be genuinely pissed how this stage played out and he is all "fuck you, not riding anymore"


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.108688 del
A Cararat win is always a good day for ciclismo


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.108689 del
kwab of the year for Sepp?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.108690 del
Ratapaz saves ciclismo again


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.108691 del
>>108687
How so?
The plan was to keep Dopo on the podium and they did it easily.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.108692 del
Horrid day for ciclismo.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.108693 del
Based remking humiliating sepp, but he could have won this stage. What a waste of Jay Hindley as possible relais station.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.108694 del
REMCO seething lmao, maybe you should have done something before?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.108695 del
kek


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.108696 del
Pogacar babysitting del Toro was disgusting


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.108697 del
>>108689
ayuso is the biggest loser of the year so far


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.108698 del
>>108696
Dude get booed because he won 2 stages in the first week, so now he's gifting stages left and right


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.108699 del
Martinez did good. Everyone else disappointing or disgusting.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.108700 del
>>108697
ye easily Ayuso for kwab of the year


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.108701 del
>>108691
Looked like he didn't care in the end about Remco or anything, did the le heckin good guy crap still.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.108702 del
>del dopo choking pogi
so the shizo mou theory about urska being a lesbo and pogi being a little gay was true all along


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.108703 del
2/10 Tour
One point for based Carapaz, one point for Mads P. Everything else was mostly bad


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.108704 del
>>108687
He was the one who made it play out this way. He even said it before the stage that the plan for him and the team was to keep Del Toro in white.
This is exactly what he wanted.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.108705 del
>>108704
Eh, then fuck him, as usual.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.108706 del
>>108704
I think he just wanted to let his teamates rest a bit. If the goal was to win they'd have to pull all day


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.108707 del
>>108703
Things I liked
Schmid popping off
Richie the eternal warrior
That waerenskjold sprint cucking everyone
That one timmeke sprint where he went supersonic


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.108708 del
>>108704
what's the point of babysitting at the end when seixas was so far back and completely broken
he could've won the stage easily with del toro comfortably third


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.108709 del
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shit giro
shit tour
pogi will kill vuelta as well


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.108710 del
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Jacky Durand is almost 60??
I am not that old, I'm just NOT!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.108711 del
>F5ing last thread
so here you are


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.108712 del
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>>108711
>40 minutes


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.108713 del
>>108707
Schmid is sus.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.108714 del
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>>108702


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.108715 del
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>>108712


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.108716 del
top kek benoot higher than shitcock


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.108717 del
>>108707
Grug won a stage eh. Lidl was a disasterclass besides mads, who also had his fair share of knucklehead moments. Me squeaking about uno-x.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.108718 del
>>108714
Don't post this attention starved retard here, thanks


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.108719 del
>>108714
moug and Pog linked up? and I only hear of this when it ends


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.108720 del
Also a tour without a French victory. The script can try to make allah happen tomorrow, I want to believe.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.108721 del
>>108719
In Mou's wet dreams, yes


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.108722 del
>>108717
don't remember much about that grug stage
wasn't that another mads disasterclass


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.108723 del
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maybe I'm just old now but I think that's the first tour where I didn't feel anything at all


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.108724 del
>>108707
>Richie the eternal warrior
>That waerenskjold sprint cucking everyone
These were good. Also internal drama on Lidl and Bora was kind of fun.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.108725 del
>>108723
tour's been dead since 2023 just how it is and will be from now on until 2029 or something


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.108726 del
>>108722
pretty good stage overall, just grug smash and pidcuck cucked


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.108727 del
Lidl won the green but with the team they have I feel underwhelmed. Could have gotten a few more stage wins too.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.108728 del
>>108726
ah yes the sram debacle, I remember now


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.108729 del
>>108727
1 stage + green + two in top 10
for a medium team that's good but for a team that's supposed to be top shelf it's a little less than what they should have


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.108730 del
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a pebble stuck in the shifter hahaha how did he even think that up


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.108731 del
Nice interview with Carapaz


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.108732 del
>>108729
there are top 10s and top 10s. Ayuso feels like a "we spend 15 millions for a guyg that will never reach podium" and it's not exactly amazing


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.108733 del
>>108727
luckily he won that one stage because his other results are absolutely fraudulent this tdf


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.108734 del
>>108727
the sooner they realize that skelly and ayuso should just farm stage races and one day races and either go all in stage hunting or sign lipo the better for them


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.108735 del
>>108729
At least they walk away with something. Visma has nothing besides a TTT. Decathlon did alright, but I think they expected just a bit more. Ineos definitely the KWAB team of this race.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.108736 del
>>108734
Ehh sure go for a top 10 with 1 rider but having both being just ok is meh.
Skjelly could have won these 2 stages Carapaz won if he dropped out of top 10 on purpose.
And not even going to talk about captain America and Vacek.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.108737 del
>>108735
19 year old 4th in GC and a sprint stage against absolute titans is pretty good imo
maybe goy wins tomorrow too considering he's in good climbing form


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.108738 del
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They had an insane team btw


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.108739 del
>>108738
vacek and simmons were wasted, in a giro or vuelta they both would have had 1 stage each atleast


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.108740 del
>>108732
Signing a drama queen like him was risky and then they forgot to factor in the debuff from leaving UAE. Now they are left with buyer's remorse and the second worst GC rider when looking at salary to result ratio (Pidkek being number 1).


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.108741 del
imagine signing ayuso for 25 (twenty-five) million euros


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.108742 del
>>108739
And skjuins slaving like always


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.108743 del
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I will be taking everyone's apologies right now starting with myself
I'm sorry for doubting remco


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.108744 del
>>108743
this is the end for lipo at bora (unless he wants to only ride giro or vuelta from now on)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.108745 del
>>108738
I guess there isn't much margin for stage hunting when you're keeping 2 guys in GC and have to find ways to win green with a guy that can't mass sprint


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.108746 del
>>108743
A gram of what? They reward their riders with drugs?
Anyway I am sorry for doubting skinny Remco.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.108747 del
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>>108741


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.108748 del
>>108727
I think they overspent on green Mads especially yesterday he was firm green sauf incident anyway


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.108749 del
>>108743
>>108744
doppel spitze again next year don't worry


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.108750 del
>>108736
Simmons needs to go to Soudal


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.108751 del
>>108748
it's all because they fucked up that one philipsen stage


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.108752 del
>>108743
NOT SORRY NEVER DOUBTED


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.108753 del
>>108743
Congrats, only 7 minute down


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.108754 del
>>108748
mads not being able to win or even really contest sprints these days makes it really expensive, you need like a third of the team just to keep him up
couple that with 2 mediocre gc contenders and you're basically in debt


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.108755 del
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<¡Ay!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.108756 del
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I never realized that squirt lube is a pretty weird name until yesterday, when a female co-worker (who just started cycling) asked me about bike maintenance things.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.108757 del
>>108710
And still the best cycling pundit that speaks French.

Albeit Philippe Gilbert is good too


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.108758 del
>>108757
Yeah he's by far the best. If only they could replace chainel


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.108759 del
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>>108756
Well surely there won't be any sexual harassment claims against you Bert?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.108760 del
>>108712
I probably average about 90 minutes


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.108761 del
(3.80 MB 1270x712 sepp kuss almost perishes.mp4)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.108762 del
>>108761
Would've been quite a scene if he went over that barrier


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.108763 del
>>108761
Richard Plugge was personally out there yesterday installing those fences in order to keep the sport SafeR.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.108764 del
Rate Paul SEIXAS's first grand tour


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.108765 del
>>108764
Very good for a first-timer. Sad that he didn't have someting left today to challenge Del Toro.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.108766 del
>>108764
He made the best possible outcome resultwise so huge respect


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.108767 del
>>108756
Made her uncomfortable did you?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.108768 del
>>108764
8/10

Pogacar aside, he's still not quite at the level of other top GC riders. That said, it's an amazing debut for a guy that is 19. Also didn't completely crack during week 3, so that's promising as well.

Over 3 weeks he's probably like the 6th best rider in the world (assuming everyone's in their best shape) which is amazing.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.108769 del
>>108762
might've been lethal imo


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.108770 del
>>108764
pretty good if he makes any gains he'll be fighting for 3rd next year and 2nd in two years


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.108771 del
>>108764
I wonder what he'll do, he'll be chained to the TDF but he could easily win a giro


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.108772 del
Day 14, Bert! Penultimate day of the basho.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.108773 del
(12.38 MB 1280x720 20260724-Asanoyama-vs-Oshoma.mp4)
In 30 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.108775 del
silva kwabbed UAE in spain


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.108776 del
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schizos out in full force


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.108777 del
>>108776
TOLD


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.108778 del
>>108776
I love it when they furiously debate to a wall


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.108779 del
>>108778
some of them are even squeaking about carapaz now


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.108780 del
Who do we put our faith in for a French victory tomorrow?
Gregoire? Godon? Page?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.108781 del
>>108780
Russo will be the first frenchman across the line


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.108782 del
>>108780
ASO


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.108783 del
the Tour went basically to plan for Carapaz, incredibly done; it's a shame Healy wasn't in top form himself


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.108784 del
>>108780
Godon is in the race?
I don't remember him at all.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.108785 del
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>points


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.108786 del
>>108785
polebert wins the /cyc/ tdf I think?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.108787 del
>>108786
I guess, his GC points will kwab me.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.108788 del
>>108787
he's the only one with 1-2-3, even in the overall there's almost nobody with that
if he only he took a good sprinter


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.108789 del
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DONT JINX IT


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.108790 del
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>>108789
You vill win, everything is fine!


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.108791 del
>>108789
they'll probably neutralize GC tomorrow for some reason anyway


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.108792 del
>>108790
Do I understand German now, after exposure to all these different languages I don't understand but kinda started getting them with ciclismo posting. It's the tenses and conjugation which always made German unintuitive.

But no, I *should* win given that Remco 500 boost, it would be perfect if the finish was grug, Schmid, Gregoire and some chaff, maybe even a cheeky Remco 8th.
A total 100 from great stars Bittner-Artz would also kinda seal it.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.108793 del
watching PLATOON (1986)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.108794 del
>>108793
Classic.
I lik Hamburger Hill.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.108795 del
OH yes, and not Mads because that Slovene only here for TdF may just have enough then.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.108796 del
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Okay I am back
Looks like the stage went 100% as expected

I'm gonna take a shower and a couple more things and in about 30 minutes I expect polskabert to be here, available for questioning


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.108797 del
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>>108796
Y-yes?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.108798 del
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>>108797
Explain this
- the 6 million polish beasts roaming about
- the fucking polish flag patch, I have seen SEVERAL today


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.108799 del
>>108798
Why don't you get yourself a polish woman instead of fighting the inevitable?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.108800 del
>>108799
A lot of them are VERY good looking, but you just know they would take your heart, your money and your soul (in random order)


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.108801 del
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>>108800
Greatings from Kazakhstan.
I also hate women.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.108802 del
>>108800
So, you can't afford polish woman?
>on multiple levels


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.108803 del
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>>108798
We have discussed this extensively >>108296
I guess since all this stupid tacticool gear has so many stuff attached (not very polskacentric to wear a German backpack), including velcro, these assholes HAVE to put a Polska flag on. This or the camo one. I prefer that over the triforce Commonwealth with *kraine some *kiboos velcro on.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.108804 del
>2017 | 22:40 | Bardet
>2026 | 21:37 | Pogacar, Evenepoel, del Toro, L.Martinez
washed, all four of them


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.108805 del
>>108799
because that's social suicide


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.108806 del
>>108798
hiking here is seeing someone every 10-30 minutes. I never saw the appeal of joining the masses and it's very very easy to avoid them.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.108807 del
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Mick already doing a recon for PR, the early bird catches the worm. 2027 will be his year surely.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.108808 del
>>108805
Do my hags stand this low kek?
We didn't send our best, that's for sure.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.108809 del
>>108801
Hide the pain.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.108810 del
>>108807
Roubaix is roubaix but he would need A LOT of punctures from other riders to win


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.108811 del
>>108808
The ones I've met from academia are nice.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.108812 del
>Moments before, he had told Eurosport not to expect to see him back here in 12 months time. Moments later, speaking in English, he stated it more definitively: “I feel happy to finish this Tour, it’s certainly my last one.

Allaph retiring this year


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.108813 del
>>108811
Yeah, the upper rungs must be pleasant, even if they're unrepent shitlibs, but what we sent to the Netherlands, UK was a mix of pleasant girls trying to get some extra money, regular family women sometimes with questionable habits and a bunch of coalburning whores.
It's also been a while, by this point they should all be diluted in the wider society or out of NED.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.108814 del
>>108812
F for Alafpolak.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.108815 del
>>108812
He still jas a year on his contract to leech


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.108816 del
>>108812
sad that he didn't announce it before the tour, would probably have received some kino celebrations by the french fans


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.108817 del
>>108808
dated a half polish girl once and she ended up seething after i beat her at a cardgame, ended up with a scar on my upper leg from her lashing out


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.108818 del
>>108816
He said nothing official but he sounded like he doesn't really enjoy being an ultra fraud


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.108819 del
>His first Tour podium and the white jersey are—barring any accidents—a fact, so Isaac Del Toro can speak freely for the first time.

>It is no secret that there was illness in the team. I tried to avoid the competition seeing me as weak and saying that I was okay, but I actually wasn't. My last three days have been very painful.”


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.108820 del
>>108817
Ah yes, the old leave a mark taxtix. Went out with four girls at a time, from my university, they were just yapping and I wasn't into being the clown-entertainer for them at the club.
Ended up with a big nail scar along my bicep and a few nails dug into to my palm.
I guess our parents really made it a cuck nation.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.108821 del
For a depressing time, have a look at the gap between 1st and 10th in the last 10-15 TDFs.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.108822 del
>>108820
that's a common tactic? how come, just mental midgets?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.108823 del
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>>108822
They constantly feel like they can get away with anything, don't know how it is nowadays but I don't think it is any better.
Moms and dads raising their daughters as the perfect queens and telling boys all the time they cannot cause hurt to a lady, even with a flower.

Had my lip bitten to blood multiple times, kiss marks left (I guess it is called hickey in English) and attempted kicks.
Don't know, never seen this as normal but as part and parcel.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.108824 del
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These are rough, felt decent today though. Back to some z2 tomorra


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.108825 del
>>108823
yeah that sounds familiar, whenever we had a discussion and I didn't fully agree she just told me 'just say yes', and whenever things didn't go her way she 'jokingly' said she was going to leave

needless to say it did not last long, dodged a bullet or more


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.108826 del
So Pog goes for it tomorrow with Grug on his wheel ? Y/N ?


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.108827 del
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kek


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.108828 del
struggle for pleasure


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.108829 del
>>108827
So autistic lol
>NOO DONT CELEBRATE IT’S SECOND


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.108830 del
watched disclosure day, what a shitty movie
spielbjerg has lost it completely


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.108831 del
>>108827
seethe nigga seethe


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.108832 del
>>108827
Damn.
I like the fact he's ambitious.....but I wouldn't want to deal with this guy when things don't go his way.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.108833 del
>>108830
No surprise. I don't watch many movies but those that I watch all sucked, cursed medium


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.108834 del
>>108832
yes well they are being paid to deal with him so I wouldn't mind that much


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.108835 del
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>>108834
Fair.
But you could also luck out and do the same job with someone like Vingegaard and he just says yes to whatever you tell him to do.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.108836 del
>>108834
You also get paid to work with riders that aren't seething all the time.
>>108827
2 stage wins and 2nd in GC is better than anyone could have hoped for. He should allow himself to be happy.


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.108837 del
>>108835
I'd rather work with nuclear remco than the boring fish, a little action never hurt anyone


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.108838 del
>>108836
or he just wants more in the moment he was just working for that win anyway I don’t think Remco is a shit person to be around there’s multiple riders that could’ve spilled beans by now


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.108839 del
>>108827
He's right
Second is first loser


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.108840 del
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I think the key to dealing with remco is similar to dealing with a gf, criticize him right away and do that constantly
just a little negging
>if you attacked a kilometer earlier you would've had him oh well next time you know


Bert 07/25/2026 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.108841 del
>>108825
Yep, that's the home where boomer dad takes orders from the boomer mom and is ridiculed mercilessly when he doesn't do something just as she demanded.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.108842 del
>>108838
G likes him which goes a long way in my book, 2bqh


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.108843 del
>>108840
Is this how you deal with your gf?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.108844 del
test


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.108845 del
https://x.com/ellisonlew1s/status/2081055687535124730
Got a good hit on the helmet, might have been concussed


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.108846 del
>>108845
Lol and they said it was because the road was wet. Looks dry to me. Just a classic tramadol chute


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.108847 del
>someone rides his car into a bunch of gays
>Abdul
Does one dare notice?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.108848 del
Too lazy to skip ads on the Johan/burger podcast.
Literally shilling that ghoul Bryan Johnson stuff, yuck.
I guess it is fitting for that grugbrain Lance.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.108849 del
Bora San Sebastian team will be stacked if the rumours are ture. Van Gils, Remco, Roglic, ...


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.108850 del
>>108849
>roglic
>stacked
we saw last year how that went


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.108851 del
Seixas? Gall would have podium'd.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.108852 del
>>108845
the dude said he wasnt clear in the head, should say enough


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.108853 del
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Now that the dust has settled

How well you're fore pointers performed?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.108854 del
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>>108853
One rabbi says yes, the other rabbi says no.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.108855 del
This board asks new visitors to make a few text-only posts first before uploading files. Join in, get settled, then files will be available.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.108856 del
(4.18 MB 720x1280 sepp kuss comicale.mp4)


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.108857 del
>>108856
let's go sepp!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.108858 del
>van wilder chuted due to a tubeless explosion
rip


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.108859 del
>>108858
safe and effective


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.108860 del
>>108858
innertubeGODS we win again


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.108861 del
>>108856
exhaustion mistakes you never ever see with dopacar
>sus


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.108862 del
Still a long way to Paris, a lot can still happen bros


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.108863 del
>>108862
bah god is that the vingegaard theme music?!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.108864 del
supercombatif nominees

>Mads Pedersen
<Captain America
>Richie Carpaz
<Baudoped
>VPP
<Veistroffer
>Mauro Schmid
<Gay Norge
>Castrillo
<Jegat
and last and absolutely least
>Bernal
for some reason


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.108865 del
>>108864
voting jegat for doing absolutely fuck all for 2 years in a row
also where is garcia pierna, 8 stages in the break yet not nominated


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.108866 del
>>108864
Carapaz won


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.108867 del
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All I'm saying is you'd never see vingo do THIS


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.108868 del
>>108867
haters going buckwild over happy Remco


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.108869 del
>>108868
It's all in your head, no one cares


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>>108868
french people hate this post


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.108871 del
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>Birmay 1000 velopoints despite doing absolutely NOTHING
>Pidcvck 1000 velopoints despite getting humiliated repeatedly

There is something really wrong with the points system, I think sprinter stages should be getting much steeper points system, if you are 3rd in a sprinter stage? You get like 20% pts of the winner because you are a FRAUD.
TSD


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.108872 del
>>108870
screw you and screw remco 😡💢💢


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.108873 del
>>108871
there just needs to be more points for a breakaway win or something like that
you're only incentivized to pick GC men and sprinters because they statistically get the most chances
grug is on 400 points while every other 10 pointer is on 1000
except tiberi


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.108874 del
>>108871
being a good sprinter isn't even worth it, just make sure you can climb well enough and you can win the sprint (points) jersey


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.108875 del
>>108873
Tiberi was 10 points?? No fucking way


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.108876 del
>Overall score: 34
LOL. Did anybert pick him so we can point and laugh?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.108877 del
>>108876
Can't be arsed to run the shits until the evening, especially if I do get the yellow, but ctrl+f on picks thread shows only two hits when he was already dropping.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.108878 del
>>108871
I have a friend who is a wealthy doctor from Eritrea and he knows I love cycling. Recently we were talking and he was like, "oh yeah, Girmay is having a terrible Tour". And I was said, "no, he's cleaning up on my fantasy team". "Well it sounds like the points system in your league is messed up. "

Also apparently Girmay is like the most famous person in Eritrea


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.108879 del
>>108878
This sounds like a very real and not made up story


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.108880 del
>>108879
It's true, I had a similar conversation with my Eritrean doctor


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.108881 del
>>108879
Why would I make up such a banal story


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.108882 del
>>108867
based

Remco >>> Fish


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.108883 del
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>>108881
Malawi Bert just made up a story about Jappe dns the other day. It wasn't even a psyops since the teams are locked it. He just made it it up for his own amusement. So yes people make shit up for no reason.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.108884 del
>>108883
No that was me. My cousin's wife in the VIP paddock saw the Alpecin team without Jappe and I reported DNS but then later corrected myself.

PPATTT


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.108885 del
>>108884
I can't keep all these lies straight anymore.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.108886 del
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Avoiding the post-Tour doping control


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.108887 del
>>108886
fucking hell, looks like some devious rapist


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.108888 del
>>108886
Should have bleached the mustache too.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.108889 del
>>108886
Fifth Element type of shit.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.108890 del
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>Beat ZBERG


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.108891 del
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nice race poland


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.108892 del
>>108891
Lotte reduced to a mere helper for Lorena.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.108893 del
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>redditor
was looking at xds website lmao.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.108894 del
>>108893
do they have any actual stock yet or just more fake products


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.108895 del
>>108894
some jewtubers started to get some, but they're not in europe anyway


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.108896 del
>>108894
Clearly a redditor got one, please pay attention


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.108898 del
>>108893
>I didn't get one - Bert
>Fake 105 cranks make the whole bike fake - youtuber
>I'm not an x-lab rat - Wout
>I'd buy one if I had money from dad - 4chan schizo


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.108899 del
What's the etiquette for today's stage. Will they have time for the obligatory photo sessions on the bike or immediately start racing on the shortened parcour?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.108900 del
>>108898
>4chan schizo
Kek.

This community is probably responsible for a fair portion of Sqlabs sales, however


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.108901 del
>>108899
mads will attack for the intermediate sprint with his 2 loyal gregarios immediately


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.108902 del
We live in Province of León


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.108903 del
>>108900
will NEVER fall for this psyop, SLR Boost forever


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.108904 del
>>108893
xds isn't even good value you can build up diy chyna bikes for cheaper at every price point
>can't configure anything
>trash powermeter
>same old shit geometry
they are not bad but nothing special either, they just stick out because every shop brand has arbitrary prices


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.108905 del
>>108904
The trash power meter really sound like it's been put on by the marketing department. Makes 0 sens for that kind of bike to come with one


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.108906 del
>>108905
it's for guys like bertacek


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.108907 del
>>108905
Yea to tick a box, since many brands put powermeters on complete bikes it sounds good for the notknowers which is most people. The only good chyna powermeter is from Magene and that's not what's on there, quite a few companies on aliX sell old stock from another bad chyna pm company for like 100 bucks a spider and that's one of them I reckon.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.108908 del
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the influx of garbage pm (mostly from the WEST) is a detriment to the cycling world because it devalues the real and clean watts from good guys like us. The bad actors with bad powermeters must be FUCKING MURDERED ON SIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.108909 del
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KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.108910 del
>>108908
Yes yes that's the problem. Everyone else has faulty power meters reading 50% too high.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.108911 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.108912 del
>>108906
what are you talking about, my pm is state of the art and the number 1 recommended pm in the world


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.108913 del
>>108910
you are american you have weapons I employ you to do the deed


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.108914 del
>>108908
I had a friend that was complaining his rape maching was reading lower than his shimano power meter. I didn't want to tell him the bad news but he had way too high watts on his outdoor rides


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.108915 del
>>108911
She's won half her race days this year (more, if you count gravel and the Giro stage 1).


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.108916 del
>>108915
yes well, the peleton loves sprinting against her despite never beating here


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.108917 del
>>108914
I once rode with a guy around vienna and follower him since then on strava - he legitimitely thinks he has a 400w ftp as a 70kg manlet doing 8:30min up dopplerhuette


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.108918 del
Astana train laying down the hammer in Castilla y Leon


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.108919 del
Real ciclismo is back
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x5Ge6FchJKU [Embed]
8 km to go


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.108920 del
>>108911
wiebes is based she just murders every race she can, she doesn't care about commenter tears. You have pog who stops himself from winning because he can't handle the heat of complainers but she, she just doesn't give a fuck about that


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.108921 del
>>108917
Maybe the dude cheats with his power meter. Should be easy enough


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.108922 del
I haven't seen euskatel all year


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.108923 del
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Should have rode in the morning, the wind is blowing roofs away again.
But surprisingly it is more difficult to ride day after a hike than hike day after a ride.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.108924 del
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What is even the point of races outside of Spain or Portugal?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.108925 del
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RAMPAS
ATTAQUES THERMONUCLEAIRES


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.108926 del
lol what was that gayco dude thinking


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.108927 del
EZ for Silva


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.108928 del
ASTANA back at what they do best
SILVA yesterday
SCARONI today


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.108929 del
totalenergie jobber humiliated by scaroni and silva


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.108930 del
>>108922
Saving matches for the Volta


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.108931 del
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So it was SILVA again?
Based uruguayan dopage


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.108932 del
>>108916
yes but surely THIS time they will win


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.108933 del
>>108922
LANDISMO will carry them to the 2027 vuelta win


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.108934 del
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You have no idea how I missed those little spanish races
the Le Tour will NEVER have this sort of soul ever


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.108935 del
>>108886
They should do an Eminem a cappella cover on Mont Martre to dunk on the non doped losers


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.108936 del
Greg Lemond on France 2.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.108937 del
>>108936
Any squeaking?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.108938 del
>>108936
dude CADENCE


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.108939 del
>>108936
Does he still act like a schizo?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.108940 del
>>108939
he was right after all, burgers should apologize for throwing him under the bus during the lance years.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.108941 del
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stolen from rusbert, as I have France 2 running in the background on the tv.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.108942 del
>>108916
Ah but in Ronde van Brugge she didn't win! So there's like a 1/15 chance if you go up against her in a sprint.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.108943 del
>>108942
and it was some absolute rando that got that one too, not her usual cucks


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.108944 del
chances of an absolute chute catastrophale terrible that changes pro cycling for the next 5 years?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.108945 del
>>108944
if pogacar chutes on cobbles we'll never see them again in a race


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.108946 del
>>108944
0, it's going to be game on since the beginning but probably 30 riders will really try


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.108947 del
If fish filet skips the Tour next year, will Pog just domestique for El Torrito the entire Tour?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.108948 del
>>108946
ah yes they neutralized GC, nobody is going to do shit again


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.108949 del
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pog is baiting us by saying he won't be riding for too much longer but we all know we're cursed with at least another 2 years of shit races, maybe more


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.108950 del
>>108949
if he retires before breaking cav's record I'll never forgive him


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.108951 del
busses have arrived in Paris


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.108952 del
>>108948
they did? Wasnt that just for
weather last year


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.108953 del
I wonder if the gap between 1st and 2nd was like 10 seconds or something, would there still be a ceremony and semen slurping, giving the rondes around Montmartre?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.108954 del
>>108953
No, it would be a race for sure


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.108955 del
Last day of Nagoyer Basher today!
Nothing decided, yet, excite.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.108956 del
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40 mins
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.108957 del
tdf femmes will unironically be a superior race to this slop


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.108958 del
>>108957
still not watching it


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.108959 del
I didn't watch cycling back during Lance's heyday. I can only imagine how angry Euros were with some asshole burger winning the Tour 7 times in a row in the most boring fashion


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.108960 del
>>108957
they don't have a single completely flat stage that's impressive


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.108961 del
>>108959
tbh sagan green era was worse


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.108962 del
>>108952
it's to make guys like remco and pog race


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.108963 del
>>108959
I hated froome a lot more


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.108964 del
FDJ tour review:
Grégroie (French NC): 7th place on S2, 57th overall
Berthet-Labous: DNS S2
Braz-Afonso: 8th S13, 40th GC
Costiou: 17th S15, 79th GC
Germani: 51th S10, 93th GC
Squillaume: 19th S17, 31th GC
Pacher: 20th S8, 58th GC
Russo, 6th S17, 69th GC

I don't see the necessity to say anything bad about this performance, as it was totally expected.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.108965 del
>>108962
oh well cool hope they both go then no excuses


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.108966 del
>>108957
How am I going to know?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.108967 del
we live in Paris


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.108968 del
>>108964
russo was by far the best and its a literal who, hope gregoire got his millions secured with that contract extension


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.108969 del
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>>108954
What if the 1st runner were a french runner?
Surely then the GC times would be neutralised


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.108970 del
>>108964
now do DSM


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.108971 del
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>>108957
It's true and it won't even be the first time recently


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.108972 del
>>108958
>>108966
it will not have pogikanker in it and all women hate eachother on the bike


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.108973 del
Would a 75kg pogi win the tour?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.108974 del
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>>108964
do weak people merely exist to make put strong people into context? Yes


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.108975 del
>>108964
Team is basically dead


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.108976 del
>seixas already has a watch sponsor


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.108977 del
>>108970
Barguil 30 S20, 87 GC
Biesterbos 45 S11, DNS S13
Bittner 5 S8, 140 GC
Degenkolb 89 S17, 145 GC
Dhondt 25 S13, 118 GC
Märkl 23 S8, 139 GC
van den Berg 33 S7, 156 (of 158 riders that made it to Paris) GC
van den Broek 16 S4, 102 GC

95 UCI points won (by Bittner only), won't gain any UCI points from GC, as they don't have any rider within the top 60.
they have given up.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.108978 del
>>108977
and they sent BIESTERBOS home when there was nothing wrong with him, btw
kill this team immediately


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.108979 del
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such is life in burgerland


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.108980 del
>>108977
van den broek might have done something but the geniuses at the top decided he had to be a last minute replacement in the giro against his will to completely wreck his season


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.108981 del
>>108979
at least ENVE has a good crash replacement service


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.108982 del
Germans rolling through Paris like it's 1939


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.108983 del
>>108979
the poonited states do seem sketchy as a cyclist


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.108984 del
>>108976
>Bertoao doesn't have a watch sponsor


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.108985 del
>>108979
hoholniggers are the same here in yurop, they drive like the biggest insanely stupid assholes. I had 3 very close calls on the 700km I did and every single time it was a ukr*inian draft dodger


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.108986 del
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>>108979
Could are bertaczek fix this bike


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.108987 del
>>108986
front valve still seems intact so he could even make it worse


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.108988 del
Why didnt Alaphillipe announce this was his last Tour before the race?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.108989 del
>>108979
Why aren't p*ople put down anyway?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.108990 del
>>108979
Worst part about this sport. Unfortunately I think stuff like this will only become more common due to bigger cars and angrier people.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.108991 del
>UAE all dressed in white shorts
Skid mark status?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.108992 del
>>108985
I can honestly say ive fucked 3 hoholinas residing here since the war


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.108993 del
>>108979
what a shitty society and culture


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.108994 del
>>108992
visiting those famous windows in Amsterdam is cheating


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.108995 del
>>108993
Unfortunately we feel the same way about it. We hate each other in a way that is really frustrating.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.108996 del
>>108993
driving in tha walloon jungle is sometimes just as bad
some special characters around there


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.108997 del
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>>108992


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.108998 del
>>108995
Yeah I can’t say much from seeing outside but the hate toward each other you see online goes deep.. But that’s online


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.108999 del
>>108996
Way too many drunk and people on their phones here or those smoking middle aged women in west-flanders absolute nutjobs


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.109000 del
I have a chuty feeling


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.109001 del
Taking the time at 41 km to go is so fucking lame


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.109002 del
We racing


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.109003 del
>>108999
>smoking middle aged women in west-flanders absolute nutjobs
sunglasses, suv, 3 wijntjes binnen, time to kill someone in traffic


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.109004 del
Gwan Baptiste my son.
And Ineos with another flat.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.109005 del
>>109004
not super combatif nominee bernal!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.109006 del
>>109004
Did Ineos have the worst Tour of any of the big budget teams??


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.109007 del
>>109006
Easily.
A Bernal top 20 in gc is all they have to show.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.109008 del
>>108992
AIDS status?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.109009 del
>>109007
Wait no they were second in ttt I guess


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.109010 del
>>109003
the ostende classic


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.109011 del
Wout doing Denmark Rundt
Remco doing Klasikoa.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.109012 del
>>109011
PPATTT


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.109013 del
>>108979
it's tough out there pals stay safe


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.109014 del
>>109006
definitely


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.109015 del
The green jersey that cannt sprint


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.109016 del
>>109015
still better than a polka that can't climb 2bqh


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.109017 del
however was there ever an explanation why mads got bad at sprinting?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.109018 del
>>109016
justice for Geschke


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.109019 del
>>109017
if you want to climb you need to sacrifice


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.109020 del
>>109017
He was never able to compete with Tour sprints the only one he ever managed in mass sprint was a long uphill one.
Giro and Vuelta fields are his bread and butter though


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.109021 del
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Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.109022 del
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>>109021
wonder if they have sold one of these


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.109023 del
>>109022
is that part carbon part ti? For what purpose


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.109024 del
>>109023
>CarboKev’s design philosophy is simple: use the right materials in the right zones. The carbon down tube and chainstays form the “stiffness zone,” optimising stiffness through the bottom bracket and power transfer. The titanium top tube and seat stays define the “comfort zone,” where vertical compliance helps riders stay fresh over long distances. The result? A meaningful step up in performance over an all-titanium frame without completely losing the comfortable ride feel that Curve is known for.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.109025 del
why are they doing the interviews in English with grug and memco? they know French.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.109026 del
Mads calling for his slaves


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.109027 del
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grug will do nothing


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.109028 del
>>109026
TO ME SIMMONS


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.109029 del
>>109026
awaken simmons awaken vaczech


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.109030 del
>>109023
so you can say to other nerds your bike is both carbon and titanium


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.109031 del
ITT in Paris, do it again.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.109032 del
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nap time?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.109033 del
tour de france is over


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.109034 del
Pogi and remking at the front


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.109035 del
>>109033
lame


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.109036 del
>>109032
Del toro faking a flat so he doesn't have to help Pog.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.109037 del
DEL TORO OFF THE BAC
SEIXAS RAIDING


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.109038 del
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>>109036
Why did I quote? Silly endchan.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.109039 del
pogi drop back now wtf help your leader


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.109040 del
>>109033
the la vuelta fever is setting in bigtime


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.109041 del
>>109026
rally to your king


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.109042 del
Vaček slaving again for washed up M*ds


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.109043 del
ASSPAREN GOES SOLO


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.109044 del
del dopo nuclear


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.109045 del
>>109044
full gas


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.109046 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE MADSMILIAN PEDERSEN


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.109047 del
Grug spotted


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.109048 del
rare grug


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.109049 del
Whole montmartre in white to honor del dopo's maillot bianco


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.109050 del
mads p
mvdp
pogi
remco(?)
matthews
stuyven
asgren


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109051 del
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VAN AERT LACHEE


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109052 del
The protagonists of cycling are in the tete


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109053 del
>>109050
Van Mechelen, Van Gils


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109054 del
>>109050
Average FTP of 590W


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109055 del
hope my boy KUSS is feeling well today


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109056 del
Ive seen enough, Pogacar might win this Tour, and this etappe too


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.109057 del
VAN MECHELEN not normale


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.109058 del
>>109050
Yeah i think it Van Gils not remking


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.109059 del
never say nigger


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.109060 del
>>109055
thought on his chutes yesterday


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.109061 del
+van mechelen
+van gils
-van remco


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.109062 del
>PESQUERA


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.109063 del
it's now 10k instead of 6k from Montmartre to the finish line


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.109064 del
>>109062
Anything to avoid helping Mads


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.109065 del
grupo compacto


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.109066 del
Chute someone


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.109067 del
>the norge corner


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.109068 del
vingegaard would have won here


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.109069 del
riders that have already given up
del toro
captain america
vacek


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.109070 del
>>109069
kek, they hate mads


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.109071 del
>Gr. DEL DOPO +50
imagine if the hapless squeakers didn't cowardly neutralise, SEIXAS would be on his way to podium


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.109072 del
also in white jersey group:
Ayuso
Kuss
Martinez
Pidcock
Gee-West
O'Coomer
Schmid
Van Eetvelt
Riccitello


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.109073 del
>Remco present and accounted for


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.109074 del
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>Two more tours


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.109075 del
hirschi fake mechanical to save some face


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.109076 del
Where Ganna


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.109077 del
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peculiar


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.109078 del
>Slav TV anouncers don't know the times have been neutralised

It's funny them discussing why Uae aren't sending guys to help


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.109079 del
>>109077
>contract year in doping team


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.109080 del
Is that/aranburu/?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.109081 del
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>no diversity at the le rue of epic


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.109082 del
>>109075
I guess Tudor is up for a fraudulent team review next, except for Voisard (Happy Birthday)


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.109083 del
tratnig dropping straight through the middle like an absolute asshole


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.109084 del
Yeah I'm thinking Remco gonna go nuclear


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.109085 del
>dan hoole nuking corner to block everyone


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.109086 del
late july wellens


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109087 del
>gross schartner with belgian stripes
yeah right czech /tv/


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109088 del
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Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109089 del
pathetic attack, so many followers


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109090 del
yup easy win for bini


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109091 del
grug smash


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109092 del
EVENEPOEL LACHEE


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.109093 del
holy moly, grotesque watts


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.109094 del
that's a big gap already


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.109095 del
KINO


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.109096 del
Wout would have won better


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.109097 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.109098 del
>>109096
dankjewel renaat


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.109099 del
>>109089
where are they now?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.109100 del
>>109099
literally on pogs wheel


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.109101 del
Motopacing off the charts


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.109102 del
hell even mads is closing in


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.109103 del
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Jonas would be in Gr. Ayuso by now


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.109104 del
suisse commentators squeaking about motodopage


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.109105 del
>>109003
keep riding keep the fat guy away


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.109106 del
ah yes grug pulling with pog so he can get dropped on the next ascent of Mm


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.109107 del
vingo would have been here


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.109108 del
>4 rainbow jersey stripes at the front


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.109109 del
Dopathlon got numbers


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.109110 del
Back on the dot for this kino.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.109111 del
Surely dopathlon is working for KOIJL


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.109112 del
>>109107
>Bonjour, fellow classics hardmen


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.109113 del
For the Ummah Remking Bismillah


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.109114 del
>>109112
Heh


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.109115 del
how come tim wellens managed to recover through the hardest stages while de lie never recovered


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.109116 del
>>109115
he just wanted it more


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.109117 del
>>109116
this
it's literally that simple


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.109118 del
>>109115
Rounder bidons.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.109119 del
>>109115
Because De Lie is a disaster of a professional athlete


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.109120 del
>>109115
>>109116
dont think its possible to want it any less than de lie so that's gotta be it


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.109121 del
two manlets two big bois
two clean and two dopers
someone put a decision matrix


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.109122 del
If dopathlon rides like this they still might catch them after next ronde


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.109123 del
they're missing top Ganna to do some work


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.109124 del
grug already given up


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.109125 del
if decathlon manages to choke the climb it’s gg


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.109126 del
Seixas closing this group down solo


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.109127 del
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>Gr. Maillot Bianco +3:12
sexash would be on the podium if they didn't neutralise
UAE would have to panic and help


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.109128 del
kermis races noticeable riders
Aalst (tomorrow): Remco
Boxmeer (tomorrow): Jappe, Carapaz, Thymen, Keldermeme


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.109129 del
now some lame ride like wheelsuck girmay will win


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.109130 del
L A M E
fuck norgay


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.109131 del
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norges are really overdoing their gimmick which isn't even their own
lame


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.109132 del
>>109129
Nah, they're going to go super sonic over the last climb and they'll stay away


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.109133 del
>>109132
they should have kept last year's route


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.109134 del
cringe


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.109135 del
>>109133
I bet the sprinters cried about it too much.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.109136 del
Gong gonging the gong


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.109137 del
ADAMA BIN YASHIDI PBUH


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.109138 del
>Gong Jun
>rings the bell


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.109139 del
Who was the finn?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.109140 del
>sus genderfluid bell person


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.109141 del
>>109135
ASO afraid Pogi might win the green jersey, same reason they changed the point scoring system this year


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.109142 del
>>109139
Surely some f-pop star.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.109143 del
>>109141
are there still points if they neutralized gc


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.109144 del
aranburu time


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.109145 del
>>109144
Fretin is still there I think


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.109146 del
I wait for the chute terminale


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.109147 del
>>109145
fuck that loser


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.109148 del
HEALY AWOKEN


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.109149 del
grug going to miss the slag because he only follow pogi


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.109150 del
pogi has given up?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.109151 del
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It's a miracle nobody fataly chuted (yet)


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.109152 del
where pogi?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.109153 del
fred might is wright, the roglic slayer


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109154 del
whats that fred wright?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109155 del
free beer


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109156 del
POG IS HURTING


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109157 del
GRUG GOES


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109158 del
pwoah what a smash


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109159 del
Grug SMASH


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.109160 del
>>109156
Its over, burned to many matches on Huez


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.109161 del
Don't look Swissbert....uno-x giy is there


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.109162 del
grug really is overclassed on his own terrain


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.109163 del
Get ready for G2 syndrome to hit hard


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.109164 del
Grug cant even do an Van A2ert


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.109165 del
>>109161
and big jorg


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.109166 del
I didn't expect grug to even get this far


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.109167 del
Yeah, we szprinting.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.109168 del
g2 closer than expected


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.109169 del
pogi all or nothing, now you can see his Z5


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.109170 del
>>109164
Van Aert the saviour of cycling.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.109171 del
Allright sprinter lads who we got


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.109172 del
You now remember Gr. Maillot Burrito


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.109173 del
>HAGENES of all places


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.109174 del
mohoric not even pedalling because of his stupid descending schtick lol


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.109175 del
>>109160
Yeah Dopathlon got this


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.109176 del
seixas a simple slave for kooij


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.109177 del
Betting autismbert's life savings on KOIJL


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.109178 del
Sexyass fucking it all up


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.109179 del
girmoid tightening his shoes


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.109180 del
Dopathon has like 6 runners but not pulling


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.109181 del
>>109179
>girmoid
heh


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.109182 del
>>109180
Nobody can come around Seixas


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.109183 del
Hello Moto


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.109184 del
BROTHER Girmay will take this
to spite kurwabert


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.109185 del
>>109180
they waited for kooij


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.109186 del
>Gr. Son of Jurgen


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.109187 del
ynr Benoot almost dying following Pogi in that one year


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.109188 del
moto is the third man


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.109189 del
>>109187
Valuable data was recorded


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.109190 del
>>109187
and valter


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.109191 del
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If Grug fails to beat Dopacar while AERT did so easily, then the great debate is once and finally over


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.109193 del
If Pog wins this i will unironically doompost on Wielerflits


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.109192 del
absolute animals


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.109194 del
>>109193
As is your duty


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.109195 del
>>109191
yup this season is a complete disaster for grug while wout is feasting


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.109196 del
pogi and grug are having fun


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.109197 del
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>Seixas dropped
>Dopacar in non-even zone


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.109198 del
they have it, unless someone has a merlier tier sprint


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.109199 del
You’re actually watching a Girmaywinslol stage


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.109200 del
they are looking back, its over


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.109201 del
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🌞GIRMAY🌞🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.109202 del
lol kooij isn't even near the front, this is going to be a gigantic shitshow


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.109203 del
>>109200
Only one Decathlon lead out left

Gonna be tight!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.109204 del
>>109199
jaspe is right there


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.109205 del
One last gregario and then it's over for g2


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109206 del
Theyre gonna make it wtf


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109207 del
kanter will win?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109208 del
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Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109209 del
Best stage of this tour


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109210 del
Idc who gets, just beat g2!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109211 del
COME ON CATCH THEM


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.109212 del
grugged.com


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109213 del
LMAO


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109214 del
Jappe second lol


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109215 del
lmao


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109216 del
grug ..


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109217 del
>jappe
biggest betrayal in history of ciclismo


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109218 del
VISMOID HIT THE DECK


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109219 del
grug won according to france.tv


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.109220 del
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friendship over


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.109221 del
Beautiful finish, thank you pogi, thank you alpecin


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.109222 del
Last move by Picnic was to crash. Pottery.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.109223 del
Hooooly FUCK!1


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.109224 del
Jappe hit the breaks for Grug


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.109225 del
grug absolutely dazzled but jappe let him win
all these gifted wins are getting on my nerves!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.109226 del
KINO


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.109227 del
Some Vismoid got fucked there


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.109228 del
grug ded


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.109229 del
>>109227
per strand shitter


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.109230 del
>>109227
Cherry on the cake


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.109231 del
Koijv not even top 20 lmao


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.109232 del
>>109227
best news all day


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.109233 del
Vintage Grug. Beautiful win.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.109234 del
holy kino


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.109235 del
>>109227
👍


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.109236 del
Surely it was BITTNER who flipped over there. Heh, will have to warm up to him for a while now.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.109237 del
>>109227
a sacrifice to deny Bittner to get some UCI points


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.109238 del
nepo babby slurps up another gift


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.109239 del
>>109236
yep, he's a massive chute magnet I've noticed


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.109240 del
cameo for BITTNER


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.109241 del
BEN HEALY 5th
bertrand rejoice


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.109242 del
grug's hag with the expensive gold watch


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.109243 del
happy moments with grug's mom


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.109244 del
>>109241
it's actually kooij, on healy's bike


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.109245 del
Massive points for Cofidis!


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.109246 del
look at that money shot with the 500k watch


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.109247 del
>>109245
Theyve collected so much info on the competition


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.109248 del
canyon stocks up, they'll finance bertacekbot again now


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.109249 del
Not a good look for the Tour when the Paris stage is the best stage of the race


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.109250 del
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Happy pog


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.109251 del
>>109248
already asking for a raise


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.109252 del
Wait where is brother Girmay.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.109253 del
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brtek gotta buy that canyon now after all


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.109254 del
MvdP what a fucking atlethe no cap fr


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.109255 del
>>109252
He let up on the last fiddy.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.109256 del
>>109252
lazy, it is sunday after all


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.109257 del
DSM dudes celebrating because they didn't DNF


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.109258 del
Picnic riders celebrating... something? What the hell.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.109259 del
lidl boys (zonder mads) arriving 13 minutes later,


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.109260 del
imagine how much gayer cycling in the pogi era would be without grug


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.109261 del
remco converting allah into a remco fan like bardet before


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.109262 del
squeakers coping with seixas and martinez being in the top 10 to ignore the fact that not a single French rider won a stage this year.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.109263 del
Gianetti, some saudi chest shitter and padre yates


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.109264 del
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Can't they just hide McNulty or something


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.109265 del
Koij took it easier the last go up Montmatre. That's why Decathlon had to wait. That's why they lost. kwab


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.109266 del
>>109258
must be Bittner's 5th place on stage 8
one of the big highlights of this race


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.109267 del
suppose I'll go for a pedal now


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.109268 del
tour over, wat nou?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.109269 del
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>>109268
Volta


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.109270 del
>>109268
volta
deathrace of pologne
san sebastian


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.109271 del
>>109268
watch the femmes


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.109272 del
>>109268
riding you're bike dying in heatwaves, again


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.109273 del
>>109270
Remco (skinny form) will win San Sebastian easily


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.109274 del
>>109268
wait for femmes


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.109275 del
>>109273
WIDAR will humiliate red bulla


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.109276 del
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>>109273
>>109275
I feel like you are forgetting someone.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.109277 del
>>109268
The real season starts. Volta, Burgos, Vuelta, random Italian one day races, Belgian fall races, Words, Lombardia...


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.109278 del
>>109276
I have never seen this guy ride a one day race


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.109279 del
>>109278
Getting 16th in Figueira Champions Classic (1.Pro) is an insignificant result to you?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.109280 del
>>109278
giro dell'emilia is the only one where he has remotely bothered aside from NC


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.109281 del
>>109268
ride with no gombuder then burger and duvel


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.109282 del
>>109276
looks like a spanish Gaudu


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.109283 del
>>109276
What mystery rider hides behind those glasses?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.109284 del
>>109280
He once beat Pogi in Milano-Torino for 3rd, that has to count for something


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.109285 del
>>109276
Can I get a qrd on this guy


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.109286 del
lidl best team? I really didn't pay attention.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.109287 del
>>109278
UAE's vingo


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.109288 del
Ahem.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.109289 del
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Just barely squeaked by 42 points.
Nice stars Autismbert, I am proud of you. How many jersey's do you have?
Brtek, how many.. oh. Still proud of you, surely everybert will make it someday.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.109290 del
GG polebert with the grand victoire


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.109291 del
>>109286
By team GC yes


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.109292 del
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>>109285
Joao/elite/ Almeida.
Remco's nemesis back from his Quickstep days. One might remember him from the notorious "Giro di Remco".


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.109293 del
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congrats to kurwabert, he finally gets a gold star.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.109294 del
that team in 2nd should not have that many points what the fuck


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.109295 del
the UAE wins lol team finished pretty well beating some infamous berts


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.109296 del
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pog and vingless team won, must be close to optimal?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.109297 del
Weird how Jalabert was on that list of having won the points jersey in all 3 GTs. I vividly remember him being a GC rider. Hm.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.109298 del
>Bertina: "I haven't heard you talk about your fantasy team this whole Tour."
I don't want to talk about it


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.109299 del
>>109290
>>109293
Thank you, shouldn't be that close if I wasn't a drunk moron.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.109300 del
>>109298
>"Are you talking about your fantasy team with someone else?"


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.109301 del
remco I kneel
remco I apologize


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.109302 del
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>>109298
Maybe you should let her make the picks next time


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.109303 del
brother pinot with a disastrous GT for once, glad it's not me


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.109304 del
>>109299
if only you picked GIRMAY


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.109305 del
pogi's non-pregnant gf with her teeth and jaw restored


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.109306 del
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>If you only knew how bad things really are


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.109307 del
>>109304
imagine if he dropped berckmoose and took pedersen


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.109308 del
>>109296
I really have no recollection of Pidcock doing anything


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.109309 del
>thank you to my competitors for trying


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.109310 del
>>109308
keep finishing 11th is worth more than winning 2 stages


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.109311 del
>>109305
If I just picked KANTER, he was sitting there with all the indications he will fill nicely his 100 points won per velobuck quota.

>>109307
Then I am picking RUSSO for 4 almost for sure. Wouldn't let go of Verstrynge though.


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Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.109313 del
Eh I thought he was quite active. He was in a bunch of breakaway in week 2.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.109314 del
>>109312
Incredible this asshole has cost 34 and still got your bang for buck, while gifting favors left and right.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.109315 del
>>109312
who could've known that remco was a good pick? Nobody, nobody could've known


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.109316 del
>>109313
>>109308
Ment for


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.109317 del
>>109312
it's not right that an absolute nothing rider like ayuso finishes so high


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.109318 del
remco's wife spotted


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.109319 del
>>109318
Modest urska mogs her


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.109320 del
>>109300
Yes with an Eritrean doctor


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.109321 del
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9 o'clock and it is almost dark again.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.109322 del
kwabwendish did get a participation award? but why?


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.109323 del
>>109322
Wait what did I win


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.109324 del
brandon shouldn't be allowed on stage, it's for finishers only


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.109325 del
Jesus Christ did they accidentally transplant a Neanderthal's jaw??


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.109326 del
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>>109325
Forgot pic


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.109327 del
>>109326
bog


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.109328 del
>>109326
unfortunately she was born with that
should have reduced it while they had the chance


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.109329 del
>>109326
Mogs me with that jaw.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.109330 del
>>109326
Probably wouldn't look as severe if she had a bit more fat on her


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.109331 del
>>109326
wicked witch


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.109332 del
>>109328
like bernal, full facial reconstruction while they're at it


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.109333 del
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>>109330


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.109334 del
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>>109330


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.109335 del
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>>109272
could not be me, drove to vienna today to pick up me stuff and spend cool 24C days in the alps for ciclismo and hikes


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.109336 del
>>109303
Yeah, those were two rough days with Vingegaard and Lipowitz crashing my team with now survivors. Would have been decent, otherwise...


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.109337 del
Now that the dust has settled:

Rate this tour
>Overall
>Best stage
>Worst stage
>Biggest KWAB
>Biggest surprise
>Favorite moment


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.109338 del
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Tour de France 2027 OFFICIAL GC /bet/

>Pogacar 1.2
>Seixas 5.5
>Vingegaard 10
>Evenepoel 11
>Toro 15
>Lipowitz 34
>Almeida 34
>Onley 67
>Ayuso 67
>Gall 81
>Finn 81
>Skjelmose 101
>Pellizzari 126
>Martinez 126
...
>Roglic 201
>Uijtdebroeks 201
>Piganzoli 301
>Pidcvck 301
>Carapaz 301
>Vine 401
>Landa 401
>Omrzel 601
>Eulaliu 601
>Mas Nicolau 601
>Torres 751
...
>Widar 1001
>Gaudu 1501
>T*o 2501


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.109339 del
Skjelmose and Mads P to the Vuelta


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.109340 del
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Hey, Bert!
Thanks for participating in the sumo streams. You can find highlights on >>/sp/


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.109341 del
>>109337
7
MTF Remgod won
stage 1 TTT
Cian probably
Not really surprised by anyone this year maybe veristoffer being veristoffer
Pogi crushing the tourmalet descent


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.109342 del
>>109340
>>>/sp/
Forgot one meme arrow.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.109343 del
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>>109337
>Overall
3/10. Very top heavy overall, predictable.
>Best stage
Stage 21
>Worst stage
TTT. Too short to have really big time gaps, too early in the race. Boring, and I love a good TTT.
>Biggest KWAB
Ayuso
>Biggest surprise
Remco the mountain goat
>Favorite moment
Wærenskjold embarrassing the sprinters


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.109344 del
>>109337
>Overall
3
>Best stage
21
>Worst stage
too many to tell
>Biggest KWAB
seixas
>Biggest surprise
remco
>Favorite moment
when it ended


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.109345 del
>>109340
been a pleasure
>>109337
>4/10
>stage 15
>stage 11
>ayuso
>remco
>grugs win today


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.109346 del
todays finale was 10/10


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.109347 del
>>109337
6/10
Stage 17
Alpe d'huez 1
Ayusp
Schmid
Merlier supersonic win from 15th position


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.109348 del
>>109337
>3/10, last stage bumped it up a point
>Best: Stage 21
>Worst: Stage 20 with Pogacar babysitting del Toro
>KWAB: Ineos as a team
>Surprise: Ehh.. Skjelmose, I guess. Not that many (positive) surprises, I think.
>Favorite moment: Carapaz' first win


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.109350 del
>>109341
>Cian probably
Oh right, I forgot he was actually in the race, kek


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.109351 del
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GC. >>109349


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.109352 del
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>>109344
>>Biggest KWAB
>seixas


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.109353 del
>>109351
we need to band together to defeat the optak demon


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.109354 del
>>109352
unironically
he fucked up his tour by crashing needlessly in dauphine-libere


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.109355 del
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>>109351


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.109356 del
>>109355
Double giga-dnf, F.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.109357 del
Can we take a minute to talk about how ridiculously high the level had to be to achieve literally anything in this Tour?

>10/20 individual stages won by guys with rainbow bands
>Only 2 stages won by "guest" riders (even then Schmid is a top 10 rider this season in terms of points)
>3rd smallest name among stage winners is Kooij, the third best sprinter in the world this year, a guy with 51 pro wins at 24
>Best break rider is a GT winner
>Want to contest the green jersey? Get ready to climb some mountains, buddy (nice mass sprint points buff you got there btw)
>Try to win sprint, best classics rider in the world is leading out his sprinter
>Beat him? Oh yeah, there's another guy so good he doesn't even need a lead out
>Try to finish in the podium, best rider in the world is pacing his prodigy teammate
>Also get beaten by 19 yo prodigy
>Be fatty, "gonna win an ITT or at least a TTT with my team this year"
>Get screwed by sub-63kg guys

It's never been harder to be the little guy at the Tour


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.109358 del
>>109357
As it should be.
Tdf is the biggest race in the world and jobbers have no place there except as domestiques.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.109359 del
>>109357
I agree with all your points but none of the TT's were flat so the fatties didn't have hope


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.109360 del
>>109337
>overall
4/10
>best stage
S14 (because I was almost there and ended up just seeing the riders at the start lol)
>worst stage
S11
>biggest kwab
jonas, did anyone of you see him today? I didn't. for preaching safeR, sepp almost killed himself twice yesterday.
>biggest surprise
remco, we all doubted him. we didn't believe in him.
>favorite moment
grug gets too intelligent and boring with age, he was barely in any small breaks compared to earlier years, so that was nice that he won today


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.109361 del
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New bismallah dropped


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.109362 del
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Did some more counting on Wiebes's W-L when the race ends in a large sprint:
2020: 3-1
2021: 9-7
2022: 16-6
2023: 9-4
2024: 16-7
2025: 14-0
2026: 9-1
Why do they keep doing it.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.109363 del
>>109362
nice autism, love it
>Why do they keep doing it.
75% of this can be attributed to lidl trek specifically, the times they've brought back a break so that balsamo could lose against wiebes is significant


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.109364 del
>>109363
Also women's races need to stop doing entire stage races out of pancake flat stages. Nobody watches that shit


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.109365 del
>>109364
f*mmes races """""""""""""GT""""""""""""s should be like bambini giro - trying new previously untested rampas and climbs
I'm still waiting for passo di guspessa to be used again


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.109366 del
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I have to look for some more pics of Jonas to add to your tdf 26 folder.


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.109367 del
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My cousin's wife's view today


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.109368 del
>>109367
post her booba


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.109369 del
I am BACK. Watched it between driving. I stayed at a station a bit longer to see the last km. That was fucking NUTS


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.109370 del
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Now the big task to read the whole thread


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.109371 del
>>109370
Based attentionpayer

>>109368
Has a bad set of bolt ons


Bert 07/26/2026 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.109372 del
>>109369
it was great


Bert 07/27/2026 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.109373 del
>>109351
Damn the omission of Carapaz really hurt my team, at least Optakt didn't do so well I guess. Congrats on winning!
Possible best team, haven't done the math:
Pogacar 34
Remco 16
Del Toro 14
Kuss 6
Pedersen 10
Quinn 4
Artz 4
Russo 4
Carapaz 8


Bert 07/27/2026 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.109374 del
>>109373
Hmm that would yield 14658, surely not best yet. So going pogless is probably better.
Remco 16
Skjelmose 10
Del Toro 14
Seixas 18
Pedersen 10
Pidcock 10
Simmons 6
Schmid 6
Carapaz 8

That would yield 14783, so slightly better.


Bert 07/27/2026 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.109375 del
>>109351
Still finished 11th in cyc league despite having both Jonas and Lipo and no Pog, did not expect that


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