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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No. 107552
Alps edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>106548


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.107602 del
Ineos is such a useless team


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.107603 del
It has become clear the night time dopage test were actually deliberate infections. Nobody knows what the agents of the anti dopage squad infected our heroic riders with.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.107604 del
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I have seen enough
Dopacar about to be dropped


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.107605 del
>>107603
I still think jorgenson deliberately infected everyone


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.107606 del
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It's time.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.107607 del
>>107605
Son of Whorge is still in the race himself though?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.107608 del
>>107607
he was vaccinated but still a spreader CHUD


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.107609 del
>>107605
Do we know if Jorgenson also had the shits? He was sick for longer wasn't he? Yatesi is already on the mend


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107610 del
POGI IN BLACK BIBS BECAUSE YOU COULD SEE HIS SKID MARKS


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107611 del
>>107608
safe and effective™


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107612 del
Man those Lidl bidons look retarded.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.107613 del
Goddamn, Vingegaard and Lipowirz being out sucks even more now with UAE literally shitting the bed. We at least could have had the illusion that someone would try something from a distance in the Alpes. Now everyone will just ride to defend their spot.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.107614 del
top kek mads riding straight past ayuso to give skjelmose a bidon is so funny


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.107615 del
Mads sprinted all the way up and only one runner took the goods, ayuso gave him the middle finger


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.107616 del
>>107613
a smoll roundabout fucked this tour up (besides dopage & controls)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.107617 del
>José arguing for internet ID live on tv because pajeets harassed philipsen


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.107618 del
>>107617
based boomers kicking society in the teeth one last time before they kick the bucket


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.107619 del
anyone but jorgenson
hoping for richie


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.107620 del
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Did Jonas break his wave and kiss to the camera collarbone?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.107621 del
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>>107617
I wonder of Jose ever drank a white Monster


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.107622 del
>>107617
>>107618
why are they (not jeets) so evil bros


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.107623 del
apparently parrot painter just can't gain weight no matter what he does
calorie burning machine


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.107624 del
look at those salty safety joggers


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.107625 del
This guy is going nuts while Carapaz is still 7 minutes behind Pidcock


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.107626 del
>>107625
lel, they have no fate in voisard the next 2 days either


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.107627 del
It's s time .First French win of the tour.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.107628 del
>>107470
Ocana tamed us like the great El Cordobes tames bulls
t. renaat history lesson


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.107629 del
nice ride


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.107630 del
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I just hope holland andersen finishes 2nd again


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107631 del
>>107617
you evil anonymous trolls, consequences will never be the same


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107632 del
who has the best chance? I think norwegian wood would have the best papers


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107633 del
>>107627
no teleporting Van Wilder around. meanwhile Parrot-Painter is getting dropped.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107634 del
Decathlon hjaelpers decimated


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.107635 del
>>107632
then again sprinter schmid is an unknown


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.107636 del
Ratapaz goes


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107637 del
CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO goes solo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107638 del
>>107636
VPP follows


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107639 del
kek jorgenson has 0 punch, bad wheel to be in


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107640 del
Based Richie


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.107641 del
What the hell how is VPP doing this


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107642 del
How does that literal featherweight get so explosive?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107643 del
homo lachee


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107644 del
woutesque performance of Schmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107645 del
raid Schmid NAOW


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107646 del
>>107633
>has the lowest bmi of any human being ever recorded
>gets dropped on climbs
explain vpp to a deaf man, you can't. He makes no sense


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107647 del
Fucking 76 kg gorilla Schmid somehow keeping up.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107648 del
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Holland imploded
Schmid dopage extraordinaire


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107649 del
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>Mauro Schmid nose breathing
HELLO WADA


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107650 del
like how is vpp doing worse than SCHMID?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107651 del
>>107646
that was APP getting dropped heh


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107652 del
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107653 del
CARAPAZ GOES SOLO


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.107654 del
Carapaz thermonucléaire


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.107655 del
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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.107656 del
based well fed ecuadorian fan running for his life


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.107657 del
>>107651
no actually it's vpp hehehe


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.107658 del
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frenchbros?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.107659 del
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now it's time for Remco to go solo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.107660 del
Poor parrot painter won't even get the polkadots.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.107661 del
SCHMID weights at least 20 kg more than vpp that's almost half of the latter's body weight


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.107662 del
why is schmid so strong


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.107663 del
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>>107662


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.107664 del
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>choo-choo
how are they still chasing with their slob bodies?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.107665 del
Carapaz remains the most based rider in the peloton


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107666 del
el rato is back


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107667 del
based warrior


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107668 del
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107669 del
>>99606
>21 Richard Carapaz


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107670 del
CAM ON SCHMID


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.107671 del
El Rato I KNEEL


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107672 del
easy for schmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107673 del
G2 syndrome for 2nd place


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107674 del
2chmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107675 del
Kel Jorg has the Landaesque sprint.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.107676 del
top kek 400W difference between jorg and schmid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.107677 del
norwegian is so dogshit lol, does he hate winning


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.107678 del
you know the gc group is slurping when red bull is pacing with fucking hindley or van gils


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.107679 del
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In the end it was a slurper of a stage as predicted and expected, save only by are brave and proud El rato


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.107680 del
ez 150 UCI points for Schmid. the tour really hands them out like candy.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107681 del
Giroesque


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107682 del
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cowards


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107683 del
pablito looks so fucking stupid when he suffers


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107684 del
homosexual
gay, even


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.107685 del
>>107679
tomorrow will also be a slurper


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.107686 del
random castrillo still there and all the others from the break not even on camera


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.107687 del
>>107685
nah tomorrow is the record breaking stage
the day after will be a slurper


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.107688 del
>>107687
pog wants the stage he said but he has the shits and his entire team is dead


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.107689 del
>>107688
>>107687
Bert was right, if Vingejego was still here, we would surely see Jumbo train pushing every single climb.
Bora will do SHIT
Decathlon will do SHIT
UAE will SHIT


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.107690 del
>>107689
>Jumbo train

These guys wouldn't do shit. They are so furiously weak this year it's not even funny.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.107691 del
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Schmid looks like an old man.
Is this what living in the alps does to one?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.107692 del
What is that cycling planner you berts were using? That readily shows gradient and road quality as well at the bottom


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.107693 del
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post ride schnitzelposting


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.107694 del
waar photo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.107695 del
>>107693
lekker
>>107694
present and accounted for


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.107696 del
>>107694
its right there we can see it, happened to me too not long ago. Showed up for myself after a refresh


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.107697 del
>>107692
Komoot


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.107698 del
>>107693
niiice!


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.107699 del
>>107692
Komoot (+ Google maps for Schnitzel Stations)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.107700 del
>>107697
>>107699
it didn't require login, it was something not mainstream


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.107701 del
>>107692
bikerouter.de


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