first for FUCK DE LIE

how does cancellara feel about his team being TT frauds

predicted fastest time? 19 minutes?

>>99564
good question they even got BMC to design a new special TT bike for exactly 0 gain
weird how that keeps happening, willier also made a 20k € frame for küng and he got exactly 0 results with it

These very slopes were the scenes of last ever ROGLIC's solo attack

>>99570
he will be sulpherous in the La Vuelta

>de lie was seen getting in the car crying a kilometer into the recon
that team is not normal, I wonder who loves the torture there

de lie hanging on to dear life

>Pidcock not in Louis Vuitton
his /fa/ carreer is so over

why is that picnigger so happy about his horrible time

>>99576
according to Märkl their plan was to go hard in the first 5 km to take green idk if that succeeded maybe he's just happy they made it through

>>99577
>all out for the green
>2 seconds faster than total memergies
that's even more grim

CHUTE

>double picnigger interview over here
am I blessed with this honor every stage from now on?

>>99577
Danke Märkl!

loving the Aussie commentary

>>99580
They were even talking about Emu's form.

>>99583
already miss him

Tudor.....

What happens in this... what is this?

squillaume chuted

PINCHAZO ARANBARU

Bronze Alfonso not normal

>>99589
this has been established, I almost took him

>>99590
yum

Business Idea: LIPOWITZ and EVENEPOEL will play tactics and looking at each other (the G1 syndrome classic)

gregoire 20 seconds faster than jegat on the final 2 climbs
how much will pogi take

Squeakers already euphoric.

look mom the faggot is here

Good (if short) day in the z2 mines. Legs feeling good, 3 weeks off work starts now.

dead squeakers

Injured squeakers

pidders slower than gregoire, it's over

>>99590
would

>>99602
tobias wishes he could suck such big popsicles

alpecin really took it seriously

kek the youtuber last minute adjoosted pog out

48 Tadej Pogačar
46 Florian Lipowitz
41 Isaac Del Toro
30 Emiel Verstrynge
24 Biniam Girmay
24 Jonas Vingegaard
21 Richard Carapaz
18 Alex Baudin
18 Paul Seixas
16 Jasper Philipsen
15 Tobias Halland Johannessen
15 Baptiste Veistroffer
14 Remco Evenepoel
14 Mathieu Van Der Poel
13 Mads Pedersen
13 Thomas Pidcock
12 Juan Ayuso
12 Dorian Godon
11 Tim Wellens
10 Max Kanter
10 Romain Grégoire
9 Lenny Martinez
9 Ben Healy
8 Edoardo Affini
8 Filippo Ganna
8 Quinn Simmons
8 Olav Kooij
7 Brandon McNulty
7 Tim Merlier
7 Kévin Vauquelin
7 Magnus Cort
7 Valentin Paret-Peintre
6 Sepp Kuss
6 Kasper Asgreen
5 Florian Vermeersch
5 Adam Yates
5 Louis Vervaeke
5 Cian Uijtdebroeks
4 Matteo Jorgenson
4 Mauro Schmid
4 Clément Braz Afonso
4 Ilan Van Wilder
4 Thymen Arensman
3 Mathias Vacek
3 Huub Artz
3 Felix Großschartner
3 Sergio Higuita
3 Jonas Abrahamsen
3 Maxim Van Gils
3 Luke Plapp
2 Davide Piganzoli
2 Jan Tratnik
2 Egan Bernal
2 Anders Skaarseth
2 Lars Craps
2 Xabier Mikel Azparren
2 Abel Balderstone
2 Felix Engelhardt
2 Mathis Le Berre
2 Vlad Van Mechelen
2 Harold Tejada
2 Jordan Jegat
2 Derek Gee-West
2 Dylan Van Baarle
1 Quentin Pacher
1 Alex Aranburu
1 Alex Molenaar
1 Sean Quinn
1 Clément Russo
1 Hugo Page
1 Raúl García Pierna
1 José Félix Parra
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Milan Fretin
1 Frank Van Den Broek
1 Tobias Foss
1 Jenno Berckmoes
1 Pavel Bittner
1 Robbe Dhondt
1 Matteo Trentin
1 Ion Izagirre
1 Mattias Skjelmose
1 Nils Politt
1 Matthew Riccitello
1 Krists Neilands
1 Jakub Otruba
1 Niklas Märkl
1 Julian Alaphilippe
1 Nelson Oliveira
1 Nicolas Vinokurov
1 Julius Van Den Berg
1 Rick Pluimers
1 Davide Ballerini
1 Pascal Ackermann
1 Tim Van Dijke
1 Arvid De Kleijn
1 Søren Wærenskjold
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Lennert Van Eetvelt
1 Guillaume Martin

>8=

2 Tadej Pogačar Florian Lipowitz Isaac Del Toro Emiel Verstrynge Biniam Girmay Richard Carapaz Alex Baudin Tobias Halland Johannessen
>BORING hansbull
>Patje`s Angels


2 Florian Lipowitz Isaac Del Toro Emiel Verstrynge Jonas Vingegaard Alex Baudin Paul Seixas Tobias Halland Johannessen Max Kanter
>GC Maxxxer
>no pog competition

HESSMANN interview
first question is about his DOPING SUSPENSION

why didn't never say N just go for the green?

>>99606
oh no!

if you buy PCS pro this will show the real rider who got a mechanical (romo)

>>99608
no points today is probably why

>>99606
Patjebert boring as usual. At least I have a secret pick

Meanwhile, our bert Bert Julius in the hotseat at
Turul Ciclist al Sibiulu

Hey there he is, Van Eetvelt. That was terrible. Ok it's over

Imagine the cyber bullying

KWABDEBROEKS

most pathetic display I've seen so far

Hehehe at least I didn't go for Uijtdebroeks

>>99613
same second I post this uijtdebroeks absolutely implodes lmao

castrillo absolutely heeming cian

Lol humiliation ritual

bloblopickers why did you do it

Can't remember seeing such an unprovoked collapse before on a stage 1 tt.

That looked slower than De Lie

lmao

>>99631
you can never escape the backpain bert

>>99634
kek what

>>99634
M A R G I N A L

>post a few pics to 4cyc
>banned for abuse
welp

>>99634
stuff like this actually makes sense to me and I'm surprised not everyone does it

>>99613
>>99628
heh

I can't remember seeing this much TTT chaos (Vuelta nighttime rainy TTT excepted)

O'Connor lachee

I could've sworn I've seen bits about special ITT jerseys not being allowed in TTTs

Cian looks overheated as fuck

>>99646
isn't he off the front?

choo choo

imagine being bernal and having to keep up with ganna and tarling when they start negative splitting

>>99649
No

Lol Jose sharing a fever dream about rats in Barcelona

Haha Picnic already kwabbed for green

>>99654
I’m delirious wtf is going on

Gregoire rapido

>>99657
I love commentary like this, this is the tdf for me

>>99657
sqeuakers winning bigly

Mathieu only has Verstryngod with him. We are vindicated Velobros

>>99659
Its why i tune into Sporza even though i have (((HBO))) and (((NOS)))

gregoire better than grug, it's over

Matjee

pregnant grug smash

pinchazo Vauquelin

>>99663
Where do you get this information

Goodbye tour lol

vauquelin pinchazo

VOKLAN in difficulty

>>99667
Finish time - T3 time

>>99667
gregoire climbed faster
grug had a 10 second advantage and came in 8 seconds slower

>>99670
it’s tyre

seixas

KEVIN SEETHING

>>99672
So he lost 18 seconds?

>>99675
he’s a proper seether god I wish I was a fly in that bus tonight

Godon time?

Bernal parcheggio

Bernie blew?!?!?

this regie fucking dogshit

fossie bop

jonas gigantic acne spot on chin
it's over

Adjusted FOSS out for Jenno. Please keep me informed about future crevaisons.

EF helmet looking extra stupid

Ganna maillot jaune

Foss the new GC guy for Ineos?

GANNA goes solo

>>99688
they're here without a GC guy

Ganna going for yellow
kino

>>99687
nah he’s first favorite

nice

however

>64t chainring
bertacek would never
grug in the mud

Ganna is a force of nature

ganna absolutely destroyed

>>99693
No Barcelona

I don't think any commentator knows tomorrow's climb is twice as hard as the route they take in volta catalunya

Future maillot jaune wearer VACEK at the ready

let's wait and see just how thermonucleare pogacar goes on that final climb

Ineos DGAF about Arensman. He'll be headed to Q.36 with Tommy (or somewhere)

Decathlon in the mud

>>99699
Are they pretending pogi is not going to destroy those fools?

seixas needs to move to UAE if he wants to win the tdf

I've only seen the current year set of commercial 4 or 5 times but I am alrady completely done with them.

pull Remco!

remgoat

REMGOD
REMGOD
REMGOD

Ah fuck it.

REMGOD
REMGOD
REMGOD

lol why is everyone in the wheel of seixas

AAAaaaaa, save me Bisiaux

BENOOT THUMBS DOWN

They all use the same thumbs down signal, what does it mean?

>>99712
Team getting exposed hard will be same with Bora

>>99715
gone, dead

>>99715
probably means they can't pull anymore

SEIXAS most trusted gregario of RICHIE TELLO

Lol wtf is Astana doing

surely the signing of BOC will set things right

Fraudstana with everyone for 6 points.

Bygmahballs on the move

can you OTL?

bora absolutely HORRIBLE

BORA EXPOSED

Captain America lachee

seixas doing a solo TT

thank god seixas finishedfuck of france KYS

Imagine getting dropped like that by a 19 year old

skjeldoper pinchazo

CREVAISON Skjelmose

Pinchazo SKEJLMOSE

Seixas looking scary

who the fuck is the red buller with the yellow helmet

>>99734
He's a bad luck charm

everyone quiet the lords are starting

Poggie

The dopeurs are on the move

red bulla sucks

>>99736
dunno but its weird as fuck
there's also one labrat with a black helmet - why

>>99741
Team Cringegaard much better

>>99742
Gee-Vacek-Ayuso-West

Red Bull is fine they'll recover. For all his faults, Remco will probably be the fastest or 2nd fastest over the final climbs. He's built for those efforts.

>>99736
>>99742
>cattańo
Why.

EF Alien movie prop ahh helmet

Vatschek not normal

>>99742
knowing who to sit behind for remco/jonas

VACEK abnormal

>>99747
can never unsee it

>>99748
>>99750
Hell of a teammate tho

That whole Danish fan section at 2km before the finish line. Very concerning.

ayuso is sick bros got played (me)

Um gannabros, this might be close

>>99755
what if he really is sick and this ain't even his final form

damn, big Vacek

Damn multiscreen is handy, HBO kikes actually did something nice

motorbike helping ayuso

>>99755
he said he was sick for 4 days where he wouldnt have trained anyways. but you fucks still made me adjust

AYUSO not rapido

fucking Ganna what an absolute TITAN

Ayuso too weak

just

bernal in green apparently lmao

>>99762
??

INEOS MERDA
GANNA CULO

>>99765
jej

what the fuck are these camera men doing, what a shitty direction

Ahmed Yates SUCKS ASS

>>99763
I know bro... what a specemin

>>99766
please be true

Lipo weak

>>99770
Sudaca tier coverage

lipo getting heemed by belgian BULLS

lipo dying

>Liposhit
Van Gils doped

LIPO on the limit

>>99776
Towerbridged by waffles

EARLY BETRAYALS AT RED BULL

KINO

eduardo a fini

HOLY SHITERINO11!!1!

IS JONAS GOING TO PUT TIME INTO TADEJ?!?!??

THE TOUR IS ON!

LIPOWITZ struggling to hold on

lmao @ Lipo

red bull like 10 seconds slower than lidl at the foot

remco weak

>first betrayal
Love the tour

well well well

Top Ganna in yellow?!?!

Jonas going to demolish the little seether. Ganna maybe not

>>99791
nah jonas is getting it

fingers crossed for yellow Ganna

Ganna is beast of a creature, but he knows not to celebrate. Not his first rodeo...

Sepp Kuss gone and dead

Kuss lachee

Davide really pas normal.

KUSS lachee

It must be those atrocious helmets.

kuss with the 10 second pull LMAO

Piganzoli will win the Giro next year

vingo will take yellow

Jonas dopage

Our favorite team is taking this Berts. Plugge interview please!

Jonas goes solo

remember when vingo put minutes into everyone on that one TT, the real remember

Jonas will have 10 sec???

When was the last time Jonas in yellow? When he won the tour?

Matteo you son of a bitch keep riding

7"33

>>99807
Best TT I've ever seen that one

wtf

Ineos merda
Lidl culo

UAE weak

Vingobingo. But what what will the doping demon do?

BUSINESS IDEA: Del Toro drops Dopacar

>>99809
yeah

Damn this TTT format is exciting Berts...

Nice stars and stripes sleeves on Brandons jersey

Lel Toro still looks crazy good

>>99817
BETTER IDEA: Dopo and Pog ride into yellow hand in hand

Del Dopo pas normal, will be 2nd this tour

>>99821
pogacar is holding back for him

pogi to del toro:
>Follow me if you want the yellow jersey

dopo has just as much body and bike movement as me

Toro finna make the squeakers squeek!

aaaaaaaaaaand dopo is dropped

Pogi losing the Tour here

>>99791
Not happening, they're 13 seconds back

KEk the dopeurs UAE are FUCKED

No way, INTERSESTING.

>>99831
didn't mean to reply, idk why that happened

so the TTT rules lead to secondary riders losing lots of time.

Jooooooonaaaaaas!

Pogi still blazed up that climb fastest

pogi in polka dots
vingo in yellow
bernal in green

Pogi betting odds crashing as we speak

For a second I thought I would never be watching this sport again

>>99838
>It's a long way to Paris
Pogichuds btfo

>jonas not on the phone
Concerning

>>99835
Not a bad thing. Good to get them out of the gc top so they can do their own thing

FUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN OUT AYUSO GOD DAMMIT

gregoire is a beast

>>99838
By like 4-5 seconds or so?

>>99845
you'll reconsider when he loses a minute on stage 6 or something

Piganzoli has that dopage look in his eyes
Just like Hessmann used to have

>>99846
Gregoire > Seixas
WELL WELL WELL

>>99847
More like 15 i think, and that was after Jonas went up like a rocket

thanks PCS man

Lotto Picnic and Astana are an absolute joke

Julius Bert wins the ITT in draculalands in front of Oliveira. UAE brought the wrong team to the tour.

>>99855
MASSIVE results for every UAE goon stacker

>>99855
Liposhit only lost 16 seconds? Then it's over Rembros

>>99846
I mean, Grégoire is Groupama at 99% power, it makes sense.

who the fuck is MALMBERG

Foss? Huh?

piganzoli is fucking nasty dude

>O'Coomer +4:33
good for him that the ink on the new Decathlon contract is already dry

>>99865
Extremely sulphurous

heh

>>99860
how is he a minute slower than pinchazo'd skjelmose

>Cav
dude is just doing nothing these days and just shows up at races

>>99863
track endurance rider

>>99871
not drinking his earnings away like Wiggens

>>99874
my evening is ruined

>>99870
He was completely dead, wasn't trying for a time, just rolled in. I guess Skjelmose was still trying to set the best time he could given the circumstances for some reason. Should've just taken it easy.

>>99874
FUCK OFF

>>99874
never forget

>>99873
Imagine looking like this when that slovenian demon rides up that hill faster with a stupid smirk on his face

>>99869
>what now?

also
>me in the back

Ok, changed the channel to ARD. The lipo hyping is even worse than the Seixas hyping on France 2. Speaking of Seixas, he lost 39 seconds today. Not great not terrible.

someone compile a list of individual times on the final climb pls and thanks

>>99883
Seixas had to do everything by himself though

>>99877
why not stay close in GC and see what happens, has he gone full jonas cuck mode

>>99883
can you tune into french, german and italian region locked streams?

>>99885
I consider him the third strongest since he was basically riding in the front since right after checkpoint 2

Why is he so edgy?
I mean literally his frame.

>>99886
He was kind of rubbish at TARA. I think Piganzoli takes that role instead. Matteo is slave mode now..

>>99889
skeleton

he looks dead

>>99890
just like his brother kuss reduced to begging for gifts

>>99891
Skellys should stay in the ground, this is dopage!

Slav TV is saying Mohoric had a chute brutal

>>99894
sometimes they return

>>99892
diesel is just warming up hehe

>>99895
sacrificed all his luck in that poggio descent

Vingegaard has already given up. Realistic, imo.

>>99892
>Bin an der letzten Kuppe ins Laktat gegangen.
>Am Ende kommt es auf ein paar Sekunden nicht an.
>I went into the red at the last crest.
>In the end, a few seconds don't matter.
smug Lipo

Jonas wearing extra short bibs to show off his tan lines?

>>99887
Locked? The only country that locks stuff are the Slovenians, but we always had German tv and those of our neighboring countries available in the old cable days. Digital tv just extended the range of countries and secondary channels and none is blocked. I can watch the tour on 3 Swiss state television channels (one for each language), France 2/3, Rai 2/Sport, ARD or Eurosport Deutschland.
Heh, Ulle is on Eurosport. He would have won for sure.

>from 4chin

climb times

1'07 | Tadej Pogacar
1'15 | Jonas Vingegaard
1'16 | Remco Evenepoel
1'17 for Paul Seixas

Menber, this is after Vingegaard burned through whole Visma, while the Slovenian demon was 1-2 ing for last 3 kilometers with Del Dopo

>>99902
dunno I've had mates being unable to access ard zonder german ip that's all I know

>>99904
I'm sure there is a scientific explanation for the entity called Pog.

>>99904
Jonas matchbox already smaller.

>>99904
remco is the real winner here (not complete SHIT)

>>99901
Some Visma aero nerd calculated that was the optimal bib length or something.

>>99904
and seixas was 1-1-1'ing with himself

10 points for verstrynge we're on the board

Well, time to "lease a bike" and roll the local ehh... green night.

>>99904
Seixas actually most impressive

>>99904
where to go for full list?

>>99910
>>99913
thats true. Popo actually also looking very good.

3 tour winners in jaune, pois and vert

so who's gonna be in yellow after tomorrow?

>>99918
Veistroffer !

>>99918
Vingo, pogacar isn't even in bonus second range