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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No. 106548
Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>105539


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.106570 del
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La Croisette was lit


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.106584 del
>>106570
good for you. too bad I missed the action at col du hag yesterday. and you just need to make 1 text post before being able to post pics or videos.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.106589 del
RemKang, de aerokogel van Schepdaal


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.106594 del
today je suis remco


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.106596 del
today I feel Belgian


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.106597 del
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Today I am Belgian.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.106598 del
Wait we have 2 suisses?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.106599 del
je suisse remco


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.106600 del
>>106598
I don't know if it's Romandie-Suisse poster or Bert who said he's going to watch the Alpe d'Huez stages going early posting from a Swiss camp ground.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.106601 del
>>106600
Ah true it might just be the infamous Dutch exodus in display


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.106602 del
>Isaac Del Toro: “I had to choose between falling myself or bringing Tadej down; I chose the former.”
few mm away from a memco tdf win


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.106603 del
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>>99606
>24 Jonas Vingegaard


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.106604 del
>>106603
those pogless teams are in suicide mode right now


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.106605 del
>>106603
24? Didn't pay any attention to my own posts, that's a lot.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.106606 del
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>>106603
it's so over


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.106607 del
even worse are the pog/vingo teams because they gutted the rest of their team to fit that


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.106608 del
>>106606
Yeah, that's you, most of the Danes including /pinot/bert and then Bergerburt's Bunch.
Fun fact, one of the Belgians from the other site recruited his wife. Maybe he is here as well, the Gardeners. She "just wants to beat her husband" is worse than him but less then you'd imagine.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.106610 del
But she will be worse now since she has Vingo.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.106611 del
>>106608
top kek, the homestead madlad


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.106612 del
I GUARANTEE the result would have been different if the controle de dopage was at the Bora hotel last night


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.106613 del
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current overall leader has neither vingo nor pog, hedged against big name chutes
he even has a dead pick in there, wild


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.106614 del
>>106612
yes it would have come back negative ;-)


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.106615 del
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Do you think he totally abstains from sex with brown bunda during races? Or is it more of an edging situation? Perhaps soaking?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.106616 del
>>106613
should have picked jegat instead of the norge


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.106617 del
>>106615
I think he pumps and dumps after every stage
you can see it in his eyes


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.106618 del
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actually most of the current top teams are pog+vingoless, they went past all the vingo havers today


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.106619 del
>>106613
Yes, this was pretty apparent you can go big if you don't dish out these 34, we are just all to fixated (I was and then unfixated myself mostly wrong).


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.106620 del
>>106617
>Pumps and dumps
As opposed to what? Saving it?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.106621 del
>>106620
Her, no intimacy. Pure manlet rage


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.106622 del
let's go football, go team go, score some goals


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.106623 del
who's the remco of footie?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.106624 del
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>>106623
Zidane


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.106625 del
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What's a doping expert bert?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.106626 del
>>106625
>De Boer was director of the WADA doping lab in Lisbon for many years.

might be the most incompetent schmuck they could have found LMAO


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.106627 del
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>>106625
I thought every country had one


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.106628 del
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>“Yes, suddenly there was the roundabout. What I also heard from the others was that a motorbike was riding at the front. It panicked a bit when braking. The riders at the front of the group then had to brake as well. They looked back immediately, because if you have to brake like that at the front, you know it’s going to get tight at the back. Jonas went down along with some others.”

>“Victor (Campenaerts) said that that motorbike braked very hard at the last moment, causing a chain reaction in the entire group,” he added a little later.

Do they not know people watch the stage


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.106629 del
>>106625
all I know is that SEIXAS benefits


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.106630 del
>>106628
Lmao


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.106631 del
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>>106584
Ah sorry, good to know. I lurk i don't have any worthy contributions other than these few shitty vids.

Finished watching the replay, crazy stage.


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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.106633 del
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Back to lurking. And sorry for multipleposting, it had an error with all the vids together.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.106634 del
>>106633
please keep posting, everyone is welcome except the demented


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.106635 del
>People say cycling is boring and then unironically call soccer "the beautiful game"
Are these people brain damaged


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.106636 del
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what the fuck is this halftime show


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.106637 del
>>106631
>>106632
very cool


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.106638 del
>>106636
Lol what


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.106639 del
jesus is that the corpse of madonna on the stage


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.106640 del
what the fuck is happening @ the football?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.106641 del
>>106640
currently there are muppets playing seven nation army


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.106642 del
>>106631
>>106632
>>106633
very cool, grug spotted


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.106643 del
>>106641
now its ... BTS? What's next and why


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.106644 del
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not every singing is singing


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.106645 del
deport these donald


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.106646 del
This is like an acid trip


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this might be the dumbest shit I've ever seen
those superbowl halftime shows aren't half as bad as this


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.106648 del
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how much could they sloppify cycling if we let them?
This is beyond cringe and slop


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.106649 del
>>106648
laps on the alpe with a hologram of joe dassin playing on the flanks


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.106650 del
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Goddammit, I died of cringe.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.106651 del
Is Ronald McDonald still singing?


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.106652 del
>>106651
he's playing now, they just subbed him in


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.106653 del
>>106652
Can't be any worse than the other clowns on the field


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.106654 del
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femmes had a fan in presumably del toro jersey join them from the sidelines


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.106655 del
>>106654
that's ayuso


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.106656 del
>>106654
lmao, easily keeping up with them too


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.106657 del
>>106654
Kek.
Would have dropped the lot of them if allowed.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.106658 del
>>106654
heh


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.106659 del
the G2 of footie games


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.106660 del
>>106659
I'm sure someone will attack...


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.106661 del
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...
>Evenepoel 26
>Seixas 41
>Toro 41
>Lipowitz 101
>Ayuso Pesquera 101
>Pidcvck 201
>Skjelmose 301
>Martinez 401


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.106662 del
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>Evenepoel 1.44
>Pogacar 2.87
>Ganna 17
>Tarling (ynr) 51
>Seixas 81
>Ayuso Pesquera 101
>Plapp 151
>Lipowitz 201
>Toro 201
>Jorgenshit 201
>McNulty 201
>Poel 201
>Vacek 201


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.106663 del
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tarling is in this race


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.106664 del
>>106662
Waar foss


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.106665 del
neighbors were cheering and I expected a goal. it's just a red card, but good that they hate Argentina.


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.106666 del
>>106665
Could have easily been on 3


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.106667 del
vamos a la playa


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.106668 del
the fix is in


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.106669 del
this may be the worst footy I've ever seen
I have not seen all too many though


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.106670 del
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.106671 del
aw shiet, rigged


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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.106673 del
>spanish tennis is back (pending tennis grug's return)
>spanish football is back
where is spanish ciclismo?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.106674 del
>>106673
>UCI World Ranking
>Season individual
>28. IZAGIRRE Ion (Cofidis) 1279.3
>44. ARANBURU Alex (Cofidis) 863
>47. BILBAO Pello (Bahrain) 828.3
>61. ARRIETA Igor (UAE) 729.1
>64. AYUSO Juan (Lidl-Trek) 719.3
>87. BARRENETXEA Jon (Movistar) 585
Grim.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.106675 del
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Good harvest. 450 on croisette, 430 on solaison


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.106676 del
>>106673
>>106674
They probably don't trust state sponsored doping program anymore since last time they were the sacrificial lamb


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.106677 del
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evenepoel au top


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.106678 del
Next year will be another edition of Giro di Remco, I can feel it in my bones


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.106679 del
>>106677
mmmm ricard


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Happy 20th anniversary of the greatest stage in tour history.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.106681 del
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I know we're all sad that Fish DNF, but isn't that a bit too much?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.106682 del
>>106681
a day of mourning is in order


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.106683 del
>Del Toro himself complained of discomfort from the crash that also took Jonas Vingegaard out. During the long climb, Pogacar asked via radio: “Can I ride progressively faster now?” To this, Del Toro responded quickly and somewhat anxiously: “Don’t drop me.” Pogacar’s decision not to go all out could stem from that.

holy kwabberoni


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.106684 del
>>106683
Big shart didn't look too good, let's see if he can recover during rest day and taking it easy on the ITT bike.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.106685 del
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Take away his velopoints as well


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.106686 del
i must have posts again


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.106687 del
again and again, use cookies instead of sessions plz


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.106688 del
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>>106608
I'm here on occasion.

I told her she should definitely pick Uijtdebroecks and then fell for my own psyop.
Also my potatoes got the plague.
Grim times


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.106689 del
>>106685
what does pushing of the car mean? like sticky bottle without the bottle?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.106690 del
>>106689
Think so


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.106691 del
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>According to the rider from the Kempen region, the victory could significantly change his mindset. “Yesterday we were still wondering: how long will they at Visma-Lease a Bike go along with the narrative that they can still win the Tour? The same applies to Remco. You hear things like: ‘We are adjusting the program, because we still think we can win the Tour.’ But it has now become clear that that hope should not be scrapped beforehand. It is difficult to make all those sacrifices if you never hit the jackpot.”
>“The risk of euphoria and overconfidence does not seem immediately present to me. I have rarely seen Remco so genuinely happy; this victory visibly did him a lot of good. It could possibly be a defining cornerstone for the rest of his career, making him realize that he is indeed growing closer to Pogacar. In this regard, I spontaneously think back to Wout van Aert ’s success in the final stage over Butte Montmartre last year. That came after a difficult Tour, but it did provide a new impetus,” he adds in his analysis for HLN.

Lmao


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.106692 del
>>106691
>HLN: we need someone for cycling analysis
>hmm there is this guy but he is completely retarded
>HLN: sign him NOW


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.106693 del
>>106685
Roman Kreuziger, now that was a runner


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.106694 del
>>106687
I lowered the amount to one text post.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.106695 del
Also some feedback on gravel 1X for roads: it's fine if you're just riding around, but the gaps are too big if you're racing/training at power. Also 50km/h is basically your max speed.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.106696 del
>>106688
>my potatoes got the plague
F
Better luck next year I guess.

I already dug the early ones and there is nothing like mashed potatoes from your own garden.


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Bâtonnets panés de colin d'Alaska mit kartoffeln und schnittlauch und tatarka


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.106698 del
>>106697
Nordsee slop trying to make their fish menus sounding fancy again


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>>106698
Probably the biggest trash there is but I got the cravings


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.106700 del
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>>106694


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.106701 del
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>>106696
Indeed. That accounts for everything from your own garden. Try growing green peas, it's like a complete different veggie compares so bought ones. So good, I'd eat them every day.

Downside of zuchini's, they're going so fast I'm basically eating zuchini daily atm. running out of recipes


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.106702 del
>>106699
Might actually not be too bad thanks to French laws.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.106703 del
>>106699
I find there to be a huge difference between brands. Some are absolute shit and make you regret eating them.
Aldi is surprisingly good imo


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.106704 del
>>106695
yea shimano mtb cassettes are just for gravel and mtb and those problems only get worse if you put road size chainrings on there
ironically shimanos mtb cassettes are spaced exactly like a certain someone ITT would like them, tight and even from in the bigger 2/3s and rather gappy in the smallest third
sram and campy do it the other way around they are much tighter in the smaller half and then go gappy in the biggest 3-4 cogs


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.106705 del
>>106692
he's literally on every network and tv show about cycling it's making me crazy
>turn on the radio
>commentating
>turn on vrt
>he's on vive le velo
>turn on vtm
>he's on vive le velo light by that freak ruben van gucht
>read sporza and hln
>it's him again


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.106706 del
>>106705
we’re going to be stuck with him for the next 40 years


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.106707 del
>>106699
1 cent goes to de lie when you shop at intermarche.


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he's so god damn aero it makes me jealous


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.106709 del
>>106708
>.avif
we are making up file extensions now?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.106710 del
>>106709
>he's not using tel.avif


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.106711 del
For me, it's Jpeg2000


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.106712 del
>Armstrong thinks nighttime tests are bad for cycling: “They don’t do that with Messi either.”


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.106713 del
>not base64 encoding for bloatmaxxing


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.106714 del
>>106712
To be fair this test makes 0 sens. These people aren't retarded enough to take drugs with 5h testable windows in the tour. Also pogi has already won.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.106716 del
>>106709
You can post em here but no thumbnail will show up


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.106717 del
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We won. Prize presented by Ronald McDonald, that guy was busy yesterday


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.106718 del
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Dear bertazceck, hear me out


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.106719 del
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>>106718


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.106720 del
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remkino


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.106721 del
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>>106720
TACTICS


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.106722 del
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After riding in a BIG rain like did on the weekend, what is the best way to clean between crank and BB. That little thigh gap that all those little sandy shit gets into.
Garden hose is not an option.
I'm thinking of just pouring some water.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.106723 del
>>106722
take off your crank


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.106724 del
>>106723
I would like to avoid that


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.106725 del
>>106722
maybe you can hose it down in the shower or somethin


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.106726 del
>>106724
well if you're too poor to purchase a garden hose you'll have to do something


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.106727 del
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i will try this


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.106728 del
>>106721
>misspell "lose"
Is everyone in cycling retarded


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.106729 del
>>106718
They can be lucky that grug won a stage at Canyon.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.106730 del
>>106723
Please don't remind me. My Ultegra cranks surely didn't like getting wet.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.106731 del
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Nice of them to hiss the /cyc/ flags, but if you are a Czech heretic, you will be burned at the stake.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.106732 del
>>106731
polebert next to his favorite flags


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.106733 del
>>106731
heh
Kostnice
home


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.106734 del
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>>106732
i don't think kurwabert fancies belgium that much


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.106735 del
>>106734
No one fancies Belgium, not even Belgians


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.106736 del
Rest day. I hate rest day.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.106737 del
>>106718
>Rico Bogen, 3:54:45
>46.01 km/h
>Estimated FTP: ~400 Watts (320W/0.80IF)
>Estimated FTP W/kg: 5.13 W/kg (400W/78kg)
nothing to see here


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.106738 del
>>106732
*fags


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.106739 del
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>>106722
This when muzzle turned until stream mode, not mist mode could work. Plus a narrow brush.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.106740 del
Has memeco already realised he was gifted the win?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.106741 del
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it might be too cold for just a summer jersey
i love it


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.106742 del
>>106741
>11° in the morning
of coursh I was in short/short THOUGH


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.106743 del
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I lied, I did not commute today


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.106744 del
>>106740
According to the W/kg autists, it was his best climbing performance ever, so I can understand him being exuberant regardless.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.106745 del
>>106737
what are the estimates for this laidlow fellow


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.106746 del
>>106723
I still have a tinitus from when I took them off like 6 weeks ago, after using a inbus with a 50cm metal tube extension


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.106747 del
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took a few days off this week to go for picrel, goal is 4 days. weather does not look too good atm., I might get rained on on thursday and friday


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.106748 del
>>106746
but bertacek has shimano which is 2 12Nm bolts and a dust cap, it takes like 5 minutes


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.106749 del
>>106748
you still need to hammer it out though


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.106750 del
>>106749
the crank? that should come out rather easily with a tap of your hand and some wiggling


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.106751 del
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>>106750
yeah


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.106752 del
>>106747
I'm having a deja-vu, didn't you do this last year already?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.106753 del
>>106751
are you afraid to open it up and see the horrors you've created


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.106754 del
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>INFO L'ÉQUIPE. Un juge des libertés et de la détention du tribunal judiciaire de Paris a été saisi par l'International Testing Agency avant les contrôles nocturnes de Tadej Pogacar et Jonas Vingegaard. Ces mesures ne peuvent être autorisées sans « soupçons graves et concordants ».
>INFO L'ÉQUIPE. A judge of the freedoms and detention of the Paris court was called by the International Testing Agency before the nightly checks of Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard. These measures cannot be authorized without “serious and consistent suspicions”.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.106755 del
>>106752
same distance, same elevation but slightly different route yes. but last year I went with the grabbel bike and tent and all that bullshit, this year with the spez with TT bars, only very lightly packed


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.106756 del
>>106754
Completely ridiculous. Whatever they do it's not happening in a random hotel in the alps at 1 between two mountain stages


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.106757 del
>>106756
I think the theory is that they microdose with something that has a short half life right before bed to be clean in the morning but I doubt there is active doping during the competition. I'm pretty sure they dope in the training camps before. The police raided UAE and Visma during the tour in previous years and nothing came of it.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.106758 del
>>106757
counter point, they raided bahrain and they became irrelevant


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.106759 del
>>106758
counter counter point they already did raid UAE and visma and it did nothing
they also spammed double blood test on pog and vingo in 2023 after the itt and it also did nothing
they ain't doping here I bet my bike on it


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.106760 del
Sumo starts in half an hour.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.106761 del
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All right 2 minutes more.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.106762 del
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>>106757
They're not microdosing, they're full blown doped like they always have been. They just take different shit.
They're taking SARMs and other experimental shit. Probably gendoping too.
And apparently WADA only marks EPO tests positive if it's extremely obvious because else it's too expensive to fight it in court and Riccò claimed he got tested 10 times while doped on CERA and only got caught twice. This is a guy that didnt give a fuck, let alone someone who actually pays attention.

"Over 30% of athletes participating in 2011 World Championships in Athletics admitted having used banned substances during their careers. According to a study commissioned by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), actually 44% of them had used them. Nevertheless, only 0.5% of those tested were caught."
"


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.106763 del
>>106759
gotta check atleast once


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.106764 del
>>106747
how are you going out of vienna, just EV9?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.106765 del
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>>106762
and why the FUCK wouldn't I dope then


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.106766 del
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finna go for a ride now (clean)


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.106767 del
>>106764
no along Triesterstraße. I use bikerouter.de with the Rennrad (weniger Verkehr) setting to get the routes, its the best routing tool that exists (fuck k*moot, strava maps, and all the other crap)


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.106768 del
>>106754
le juge? antoine vayer


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.106769 del
>>106765
Because if everyone is doping, it's still he guys that have the most talent and work the hardest than come out on top.
So even if you doped you're still missing 2 key aspects to get gud


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.106770 del
>>106767
I tried it, it's not very good for gravel I'm afraid. Not much they can do without heatmap


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.106771 del
>>106770
all me gravel routes I found with that tool, never had any issues. which setting did you use?


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.106772 del
>>106771
gravel(fast)


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.106773 del
>>106772
never used that, I use either gravel CXB or gravel quaelnix


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.106774 del
>>106773
I'm playing with it a bit, but I still think strava+ heatmap is better. I still can't believe garmin hasn't fixed his shit. It's insane now give me claude max and 1 month and I can do better


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.106775 del
test


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.106776 del
huh it still shows me with a dutch instead of a french flag


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.106777 del
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finally out of the flatlands and into the hills and mountains
always a great reminder i am awful at climbing but the surroundings make up for a lot


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.106778 del
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Whenever I replace battery in my HR Strap-on, it never works correctly on first attempt, I always have to meddle with it once or twice before it sticks.

Anyway, would have been almost a PR at the Balkon but I was held up by careless cyclists taking up the road.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROAD

Lovely weather, it's amazing what a few degrees less does to one's watts


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.106779 del
>>106777
VERY cool


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.106780 del
if both vingo and pogi get popped, we finally have a German tour winner again


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.106781 del
>>106780
if both vingo and pogi get popped we get a german, belgian, ecuadorian and roglician tour winner in one moment


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.106782 del
>>106776
roaming always shows your home flag, you need to post from a local wifi if you want the squeaker flag.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.106783 del
>>106782
How do as a suissebert deal with the extraordinarily jewish prices of roaming anyway? It feels those are stuck in the 1990s


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.106784 del
>>106783
I have a cheap accumulating instead of unlimited data contract. I pay 5 Swiss Francs extra per month and can use the data that I accumulated in the EU and free calls and SMS are included as well. as I rarely watch videos on my phone, I simply keep accumulating data and it doesn't expire, which is pretty nice.
so I had no trouble posting pics from France last Saturday, besides the cellular antennas not being able to cope with the amount of people in the Vogesen because of the tour.
people visiting Switzerland are getting fucked by roaming costs though.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.106785 del
and just to understand, as Switzerland isn't in the EU, the EU rules for roaming don't apply here.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.106786 del
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They should do the tour de france in the US. Imagine the amount of money


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.106787 del
>>106784
That is a bretty cool concept, I think I can pre-pay some for "zone 1" which is the european non-eu countries but still calls are not free, only "cheaper"
>>106785
That was precisely why I was asking, there are articles every year "stupid czechs surprised with $10000 bill after acciidentally watching a meme gif on svitzera roaming".


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.106788 del
>>106785
Was going to poke fun at you saying how much of gigajoules of roaming in EU I have left as my phone is my only internet sauce but then I remembered you don't fuck with eurowhore.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.106789 del
>>106785
very jewish


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.106790 del
>>106787
EU rules does not allow provider to charge you an insan amount anymore, at some point you'll lose connection


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.106791 del
>>106790
mine immediately starts warning you once you get charged anything
never understood the boomers that got caught


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.106792 del
>>106781
pretty cool desu


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.106793 del
>>106785
every time I'm at lake constance I get bombarded with warning SMS that roaming doesn't cover switzerland, very annoying


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.106794 del
>>106786
imagine the ENSLOPIFICATION


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.106795 del
>>106794
I have no idea what they could do but it would be terrible


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.106796 del
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on sprint stages they would have the peloton do ad stunts like hold up random products or something
>>106795
probably would be something like ironman where they have ad breaks every 10 minutes and ad banners run on the bottom of the screen
or how about that
>and now we enter the coca cola mile for the flavor sprint presented by skittles, taste the rainbow


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.106797 del
>>106796
we already have the red bull kilometer so we're not any better


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.106798 del
>>106797
we're better because it could be way more goy than that and you know it


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.106799 del
>>106798
you just wait till the champs halftime show


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.106800 del
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Kek, no break for EF I'm afraid. Sorry cararat pickers


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.106801 del
>>106800
I kinda agree with him, the part they did wrong is not just raid the entire top 10 at the same time


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.106802 del
>>106801
You need to be insane to think jonas and pog are microdosing EPO during the tour.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.106803 del
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>>106800
he's not wrong in the 2000s this would've been valid


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.106804 del
>>106799
a giant dancing michelin man at the top of montmatre


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.106805 del
>>106802
I don't believe they are but you have to remind them every now and then.
If you just never test at uncomfortable hours they'll start getting ideas.
Same with those teams hiding out in south america training camps these days, they should raid those too


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.106806 del
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speaking of training camps in suspicious areas I looked up this Rico Bogen triathlete guy and he did a training camp in Namibia of all places. Who does a training camp in Namibia? Someone who is trying to hide something is what I say


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.106807 del
>>106805
Do it when they're on tenerife/isola. Now you're just disrupting sleep to the top2


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.106808 del
There's still retards blasting full on EPO these days too. Who knows what smarter people are getting away with


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.106809 del
>>106806
Don't all runners go around there to dope, africa is roid heaven


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.106810 del
>>106809
They do


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.106811 del
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I feel that they're fatshaming fellow weightmaxxers


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.106812 del
I finally got bike repair stuff out of my algorithm, I feel like I can breathe again


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.106813 del
>>106809
honestly it looks like good riding grounds just a bit hot


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.106814 del
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>>106813
gives me america vibes


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.106815 del
>>106814
looks like australia


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.106816 del
>>106814
Going to third world countries to ride your bike is an alien concept.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.106817 del
for DOPING, it makes perfect sens


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.106818 del
>>106817
they're just training at a consistent high altitude with good conditions CHUD


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.106819 del
>“There are doping products that remain in the blood for only about three hours,” says Oliver Naesen. “I hear they are looking for growth hormone. It is the first time I have heard anything about that: the hunt for growth hormone.”
>“To what extent should you test riders at every moment of the day? If there effectively are doping products that only stay in your blood for three hours, then that might well be tempting,” Naesen continues. “Doping agencies also have to test at a time when it matters. And yet, I have absolutely no knowledge that there is doping in the peloton.”


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.106820 del
>>106802
You're insane to think they're not doping


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.106821 del
>>106820
But I never said that


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.106822 del
Heßmann is the mole


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.106823 del
>>106822
I suspect Sheik tipped them off.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.106824 del
Andrea Piccolo is back with a vengeance


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.106825 del
Allah willing BIG ride tomorrow


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.106826 del
>>106820
microdosing epo mid tour isn’t effective doping it’s 90’s tier taking whatever works for animals prescribed by vets


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.106827 del
>>106826
It's anything that helps. If they're 90s tier doping, they'll still add microdosing whatever if it gives them an extra edge.

Did you see the interview with Wellens where they asked him about the new lactate gels? It was like a kid that gets caught smoking by their parents.
Same dodgy shit with quickstep, saying shit like, uhh we know it exists but we dont try. I mean we tried it in training but it doesnt do much. Ughh we might have used it on difficult days but not in the TDF!

It's not even illegal at this point, grey zone at most. They're just so used to doing sketchy shit that they're paranoid af.
There's still an omerta in the peleton (obviously, half the team leaders and coaches are former dopers)


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.106828 del
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>>106827
>It was like a kid that gets caught smoking by their parents.
same thing happened when they first asked pog or vingo idk who it was about CO huffing and he was like uh we use that in training to see if altitude works or something


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.106829 del
>>106828
Ye exactly. You have to realize that the team crews are way bigger than in the past and yet they manage to keep things hidden for years. And you don't solo huff CO in the bathroom of your hotel, it's all organized doping just like in the 90s or any other modern era.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.106830 del
>>106825
>14 degrees at the alto
hmm
malawibert would probably ride naked but probably a žilééé for me


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.106831 del
>>106830
these temperatures are so cold after you're used to heat. 17 this evening is almost chilly, 11 in the morning is like a shock. And then after winter 11 is warm and 17 is like summer. Every single time


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.106832 del
>>106831
arm warmers it is then


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.106833 del
>>106800
This guy has nothing but dogshit takes


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.106834 del
I don't think there is systematic doping.

Otherwise, why would Marc Soler be fooling around on the side with some doping doctor and his dad


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.106835 del
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>>106834
he wanted to do more than the base line team dopage of course


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.106836 del
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My algorithm is locked in. Thirst trap cycling tool reviews


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.106837 del
>>106836
kinda looks like a dude without a moustache


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.106838 del
>>106827
You're right, but they're still not micro dosing EPO in their hotel


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.106839 del
>>106831
Yep, 16C in the morning and people are going around all long sleeves, for me it is also a żilé especially when windy but it is more than fine in the sun.
16C in April would make people walk around dressed like they're going to the beach.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.106840 del
dutchbert in france here
friend of mine had a horrible crash in the downhill of the glandon/croix de fer, bike shattered, taken away by medical helicopter to the hospital
we dont know how hes doing but weve been here for almost half a day now
never take anything for granted


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.106841 del
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the bike is ready, 13kg without bottles. in comparison last year I was at 22kg (but including tent, sleeping mat, sleeping bag etc)


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.106842 del
>>106840
fuck, hope he's fine


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.106843 del
>>106841
Nice ! Did you went full luxury and rented some B&B along the way?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.106844 del
>>106843
didn't rent anything in advance, chatgpt gave me a list of 24/7 open no-reception cheap hotels on the way which I will book when I arrive


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.106845 del
Okok, what are the intended stops?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.106846 del
>>106845
around every 200km, so around Steyr, then Salzburg, then St. Johann im Pongau. but still not sure about thursday there are rainstorms and heavy headwinds forecast


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.106847 del
>>106840
Shit, hope it will turn out to be just a bit of fear and an unimportant bone broken.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.106848 del
>>106846
You can always take the train..


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.106849 del
>>106842
>>106847
thanks, unfortunately he was non responsive and still wasnt when we got to the hospital
called his parents a few hours ago and we're waiting for them


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.106850 del
>>106840
Damn wish him all the best hopefully not too bad


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.106851 del
>>106849
Jesus. Sterkte Bert


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.106852 del
>>106849
Damn, I hope he will make it, what a nasty accident


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.106853 del
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For me it was a rapid ride this morning, nice light side-tailwind on the TT bike makes for good speed. Until the toddler goes back to kindergarten I will probably just do these kind of light SST/LT1 workouts, way too stressed to do harder/longer efforts


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.106854 del
They raided Bora last night


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.106855 del
DNS CRAPS Lars


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.106856 del
>>106834
competition to stay in UAE is hard


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.106857 del
>>106849
jesus bert, that's horrible
stay strong


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.106858 del
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>12 degrees and mild rain
okay i will ride it some other time then


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.106859 del
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>>106853
crusing along with that speed on the TT bike must feel nice!


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.106860 del
>>106840
F


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.106861 del
Valentin Madouas to Cofidis


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.106862 del
>>106861
Lmao


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.106863 del
>>106854
uh oh


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.106864 del
>>106859
Yeah you bet, it's so fun especially on quiet roads with no cars. The only downside is that you need pretty long stretches of suitable road to do intervals on when you're going 45km/h+.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.106865 del
>>106844
ChatGPT is very good at giving non-existing businesses, I hope you checked their existence


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.106866 del
F


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.106867 del
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Imaginative name


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.106868 del
>>106867
Google gave me bron is 'source' in Nederlandese, makes perfect sense.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.106869 del
(2.53 MB 4080x3072 PXL_20260721_103452201.jpg)


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.106870 del
>>106868
"Branlecul"
Branle in french slang means masturbate and cul is ass


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.106871 del
>>106869
So much truffel looks too strong for me but the fries look great.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.106872 del
>>106869
why are the fries bigger than the burger?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.106873 del
>>106861
F


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.106874 del
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>>106869
i HATE mushrooms


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.106875 del
>>106861
A good fit honestly


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.106876 del
totally would


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.106877 del
>>106841
Isn't this setup a bit top heavy?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.106878 del
>>106840
>>106849
Oh my, I hope he will recover.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.106879 del
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>>106861
F


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.106880 del
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>>106877
in the handlebar bag is just rainjacket and rain-overshoes, its very light, and the ass-rocket is also only filled with clothes and slippers. I rode way worse (picrel) last year for the same distance/D+


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.106881 del
>>106880
no way your 2l bidons could have fit there


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.106882 del
>>106840
>>106849
Scary. Hope he's going to be ok.

What was cause of the crash?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.106883 del
>>106882
couldnt hold a corner after accidentally hitting some sand, another guy fell as well but had some scrapes

current status is that he needs to be observed for 7 days, stable but not good was the summary as he hit his head on first impact

stay safe out there


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.106884 del
>>106883
shit man. Do he go over a railing or something?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.106885 del
>>106883
Was it on l'étape du tour ? I think they did it also but maybe on Sunday


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.106886 del
>>106881
no I had a 500ml and 750ml there, had to stop a lot


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.106887 del
>>106883
well schijt, veel beterschap


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.106888 del
Many riders will not even go close to all out today, saving matches for the alpes.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.106889 del
DNS CRAP


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.106890 del
>aero hair foil on Gannas helmet


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.106891 del
Does Ganna have any chance today for win or climb too hard?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.106892 del
>>106891
he hasn’t been able to beat GC dudes since 2023


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.106893 del
>>106883
What does that mean, like Amy Pieters? That's fucked


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.106894 del
>>106891
I don't think so


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.106895 del
Can't even beat washed up turdling


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.106896 del
Guernalec? Who the FUCK is that


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.106897 del
first sign of life tarling has shown in a long time


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.106898 del
>>106892
excuse me he beat the titan jonas vingegaard this very year in a very humiliating fashion


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.106899 del
Hello /cyc/ I don't like TTs


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.106900 del
Truly only the husk of Kwiatkowski on that bike, even if he was coasting. The zoomers can't come soon enough.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.106901 del
Mcnugget got cagied on his way to the start lmao.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.106902 del
Lex Luthor ahh Gianetti speaking


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.106903 del
Pads Medersen


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.106904 del
Consider this: GRUG.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.106905 del
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>>106901
they released pictures of the driver


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.106906 del
>>106904
top 15


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.106907 del
>>106906
Surely. Top 10 even if he gives a shit.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.106908 del
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Alpine lac > sea


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.106909 del
>>106904
thought he said he wouldn't try


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.106910 del
>>106899
We know Felix. We know.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.106911 del
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>>106899


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.106912 del
Armirail with the wrong sized suit lmao


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.106913 del
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>>106912


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.106914 del
>>106913
smartest team strikes again


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.106915 del
>>106911
Tried to catch a guy riding a road bike with the TT bar in this posture. I could catch him if I grug smashed but no way I would be able to hold on for very long.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.106916 del
And grug is not doing anything


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.106917 del
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>>106916


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.106918 del
expected more from kabouter plapp


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.106919 del
would you ride in the TT bar around corners going 100+kph bert?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.106920 del
Admiral going fast


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.106921 del
>>106919
I don't even like descending normally


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.106922 del
>>106919
fffffuck no


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.106923 del
>>106919
hell yea
lets make it 150


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.106924 del
armirail has it


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.106925 del
daddy streams dead, just turned on the French Eurosport and they are almost literally rofling, I can't even pick up what was so funny.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.106926 del
Healy so bad I feel ROBBED


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.106927 del
>>106926
what result this year made you think he would be good


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.106928 del
>>106925
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8yEcPS5LjCA [Embed]
They were moocking jacky for this


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.106929 del
>>106927
yes, well. Mistakes were made


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.106930 del
Kek they realized they messed up with controling just pog and fish so they went and tested everyone


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.106931 del
>>106930
Except Seixas I presume


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.106932 del
>>106930
I hope they accuse UAE and Visma op doping right before the alpes


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.106933 del
>>106931
>>106932
Might actually be for legal reason. If they really have "soupcon exceptionnel" for pog and fish I don't see how seixas doesn't fit in it, or remco


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.106934 del
>>106930
yeah on a restday in the evening and not in the middle of the night ofcourse
seixas needs his sleep


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.106935 del
>crying fangirl


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.106936 del
>>106934
Also if they start doing test in the middle of the night for substances appearing only 4 hours it's nice to give the others one day warning


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.106937 del
they didn't test cattaneo it seems


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.106938 del
>>106928
Jesus christ lmao. Almost dies twice in 10 seconds


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.106939 del
>>106937
Completely tramadoled out


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.106940 del
Hehe Arensgott too late


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.106941 del
If Cattańo does this imagine Seether-king.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.106942 del
still first dutch man by hours abywayy


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.106943 del
felix is flying


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.106944 del
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>get through dopage control at 10pm
>get dopped to the brim at 11pm
it's that easy.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.106945 del
suisse commentators seething that the camera motos are being wasted for French riders.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.106946 del
>>106937
>Remco about to be raided
>'Fuck, where do I hide the dope?'
>Cattaneo
>'Leave it to me'


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.106947 del
>>106944
The dopage assistant are literally waiting in the next room, waiting for the moment the controlo operators leave, to imediatelly administer dopage


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.106948 del
>>106945
Seixas will get full defilé


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.106949 del
>>106948
Plus helicopter blowing wind behind him


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.106950 del
>>106948
epic methods included


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.106951 del
GShartz flying


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.106952 del
Castrillo doped


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.106953 del
pablito noo


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.106954 del
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wait thats castrillo (doper[but still bad])


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.106955 del
>>106948
rumor is macron will show up in an 18 wheeler


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.106956 del
now we're wasting a moto on fucking bernal


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.106957 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.106958 del
>grossfarter could barely walk after chuting 2 days ago
how much horse tranquilizer is he on


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.106959 del
>>106958
bet he's on medetomidine that's for elephants and rhinos


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.106960 del
arensman first after losing like 20 seconds because ineos can't get a rider to arrive on time
probably still looking at those tires


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.106961 del
>arensman was just sitting in the tent because nobody came to get him


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.106962 del
paul looks radioactive


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.106963 del
I have a feeling pog is going to go NUCLEAR


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.106964 del
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je gaat


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.106965 del
>>106963
remking got this


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.106966 del
Arensman would have won if he didn't missed the start lol


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.106967 del
arensman is slower out the saddle than in it


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.106968 del
oh well he wouldn’t have won the stage with 16 seconds more anyway


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.106969 del
>>106966
The dopeurs are going two minutes under this Bert


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.106970 del
>>106966
need a minute to get under pogacar/remco winning time will be 33:xx


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.106971 del
is that really the spanish champ jersey on castrillo


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.106972 del
skelly looks extra skelly


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.106973 del
Come on Ayuso you rat. I need my velocoins.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.106974 del
they seriously wasted all motors on french riders and now use heli’s for top ten


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.106975 del
>>106974
maybe its by design so theres no motopacing for anyone


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.106976 del
seixas either nervous or on horse tranquilizer


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.106977 del
>>106974
luckily we saw bernal's fucked up back


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.106978 del
>>106976
he is tweaking


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.106979 del
(3.13 MB 1920x1080 Seixas.webm)


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.106980 del
>>106976
he's on METH


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.106981 del
>>106979
give him his ritalin


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.106982 del
Found a spare motor for Seixas


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.106983 del
>>106979
triple shot espresso


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.106984 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.106985 del
Czech /tv/ speculating how unhappy are Captain America and Váček with having to slave for washed up Mads


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.106986 del
I miss aero skin remco, the sleeves don't cut it


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.106987 del
>>106979
This Is Not Normal


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.106988 del
dope has entered the course


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.106989 del
>>106985
I don't think they have to slave in the TT bert


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.106990 del
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hoarded the motobikes for the last 4.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.106991 del
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Dopage vrai, let's see this.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.106992 del
Time for the protag


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.106993 del
>>106989
in general, of coursh


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.106994 del
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>>106979
Please understand, ADHD zoomers need their meds


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.106995 del
Milf spotted


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.106996 del
Skjelmose not normal


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.106997 del
Baby remco with the concubine


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.106998 del
EVENEPOEL goes solo


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.106999 del
here comes the king


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.107000 del
Del Toro is going to get caught by Remco


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.107001 del
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My squeak radar is telling me we might see scenes putting the infamous dirty Combloux to shame


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.107002 del
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the fuck is this pogi animation?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.107003 del
>nobody clapping for pogi


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.107004 del
>>107002
that's his fortnite emote


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.107005 del
>Ayuso over 20 seconds down on Skjelmose


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.107006 del
I am getting the dopage thread ready


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.107007 del
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I think this pogi guy is in cahoots with the devil himself


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.107008 del
Seixas slower than Skjelmose. It's over. He will get overtaken by Remco


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.107009 del
I fear skjelmoses started too fast


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.107010 del
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I-I don't want to see T1


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.107011 del
>>107009
Usually, he has the opposite problem


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.107012 del
No coverage on Memco yet


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.107013 del
>just lose some weight and gain power lol


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.107014 del
REMCO RAPIDO


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.107015 del
>gold chain
>gold cassette
>gold chaincatcher


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.107016 del
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golden chainz not only give you +50% more swag, but are 5% faster as well.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.107017 del
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>>107009
Half a minute faster than Castrillo


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.107018 del
>>107017
does that surprise you much, it's a climb
if castrillo was faster he'd be a gc contender


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.107019 del
1,5 km/h faster sure why not


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.107020 del
unchained remco


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.107021 del
>remco -21''
he fast


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.107022 del
if remco climbed any faster I would have to SQUEAK


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.107023 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.107025 del
Lolyuso


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.107026 del
30 seconds at finish? He is putting 1:30 into them.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.107027 del
ayukwab won't finish this race


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.107028 del
ayuso is terrible wow, a minute on skelly now


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.107029 del
Can we see the leader of the tour? idgaf about Ayuso


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.107030 del
6 second behind.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.107031 del
Pog +7


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.107032 del
>AYUSO PESQUERA


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.107033 del
7 even, practically.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.107034 del
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it's ayusover
it's pogover


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.107035 del
>>107030
While the graphic says 6. Reliable as usual


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.107036 del
pog loses the tour today he's TERRIBLE


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.107037 del
>>107035
While the graphic says TEN*


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.107038 del
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The dopeur man is losing on a climb of all people
It's well and truly over for slovenians
Remco wins the Le Tour today


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.107039 del
>>107036
Yes he loses 5 minutes today. Terrible


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.107040 del
Seixas never wins the Tour. This is very bad


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.107041 del
imagine ayuso working for skjelmose
ah who am I kidding he'll DNF to make sure he doesn't need to do that


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.107042 del
>>107038
>>107039
remember last year when he started on his road bike and beat the tt bike guys on the flat bit? This year he can't even beat'em on the climb
he's DONE


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.107043 del
Meanwhile GANNA totally kwaked, won't even be close to top 10.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.107044 del
>>107043
GANNA is saving for tomorrow surely


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.107045 del
>>107044
Ineos is going to come alive in the fourth week


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.107046 del
Like blood in the water, genlemen


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107047 del
remco almost 1 minute faster than skelly


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107048 del
remco 55 seconds faster than skelly
ayusobros???????????? I thought we discarded him!?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107049 del
holy fucking shit that time


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107050 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107051 del
>>107048
ayuso is such a fucking retard lmao


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107052 del
Ridiculous


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.107053 del
wada calling the judge right now to arrest remco at 3 am


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.107054 del
pog sabotaged by road side spectators


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.107055 del
French are sabotaging pogacar


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.107056 del
CONFIRMED CLEAN
they tested him last evening


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.107057 del
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paranormale


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.107058 del
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after the itt 2023 they had vingo and pog do TWO blood tests


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.107059 del
Requesting a merger of the Remco and the dopage thread


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.107060 del
ayuso coming back a little, why is he so bad uphill


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.107061 del
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Combloux vol. 2
Dopagecar gonna be DEAD and GONE tomorrow at the Col de Loze


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.107062 del
>Memco pedaling at 80 km/h
couldn't be me


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.107063 del
CHUTE LIPOWITZ he's not getting up


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107064 del
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Yes let's focus on Jorgenson JEGAT now


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107065 del
RIP LIPOWITZ


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107066 del
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>>107061


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107067 del
Alles ist vorbei


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107068 del
Lipo dead


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107069 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.107070 del
those ribs are off


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.107071 del
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collected


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.107072 del
Sweet, losing Vingegaard and Lipowitz on back to back stages. Love Velogames!


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.107073 del
That curb bump could have been the great abandonner.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.107074 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.107075 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.107076 del
that was very bad


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.107077 del
>I MUST TAKE ZE RISKS CANT WORK FOR THE SECOND PLACE IN ZE GC


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.107078 del
Jegat keeps going up in GC


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.107079 del
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Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.107080 del
>>107077
didn't even look like he was risking it, just took a bad corner


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.107081 del
Renaat is such a fucking retard what the fuck is he saying this stage


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.107082 del
cattaneo looks like he has monkeypox


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.107083 del
>>107081
He gets extra stupid once he becomes excited


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.107084 del
Kek at Durand, thought Skjelly hyperventilanting is a chuted Ayuso.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.107085 del
15 seconds


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.107086 del
>>107084
Karsten thought so too


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.107087 del
LIPOWITZ STILL GOING ACCORDING TO THE PCS TRACKER
WIR SCHAFFEN DAS


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.107088 del
At least I don't have to worry about Velogames anymore. Let's go


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.107089 del
>>107084
Renaat to but he saved his remark mid
sentence


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.107090 del
>Top 9 in GC locked in after stage 6
>Only significant changes caused by crashes
Shaping up to be the worst Tour in terms of GC in many, many years. Especially considering the field at the start.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.107091 del
>>107087
More like schlafen hehehe.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.107092 del
>>107088
yeah that ship has sailed LOL


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.107093 del
Lol Pog almost went to visit Lipowitz


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.107094 del
>>107088
yeah it's over, if polebert contained his racism he would have won the entire thing


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.107095 del
masterclass by the goat


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.107096 del
>>107086
>>107089
Jacky didn't he just screamed OHLALA CHUTE AYUSO, doubled down and the other guys made fun of him for the next 30 seconds.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.107097 del
>>107065
my fucking veloteam


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.107098 del
seixas +12"23 on skelly (bad)


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.107099 del
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ABANDON LIPOWITZ Florian


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.107100 del
>>107098
Tbh Skjelly was pass normal. We'd be squeaking hard if not for Remco


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.107101 del
>>107095
cornered that perfectly


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.107102 del
Remco barely put any time into Skjelmoose after the climb


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.107103 del
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>remco might unironically win a tdf


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.107104 del
>>107102
he still puts more than a minute on him


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.107105 del
really fucking good TT by del toro


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.107106 del
>>107099
Anyone have a webm of it?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.107107 del
remco -1'04"31
put 1:20 on seixas and dopo


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.107108 del
>>107048
"We'll see" is the correct response to a runner who'd never shown anything except eventually brutally cracking once proper mountains hit. Maybe this year's the year!


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.107109 del
>>107104
55 secs on the climb, 9 seconds afterwards


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.107110 del
>>107106
We really don't need to see that.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.107111 del
Remco only 7 seconds better than Skjelmose on the flat


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.107112 del
pog gaining


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.107113 del
>>107111
isn't that just a pacing plan


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.107114 del
It's like Christmas for Remco.
Stage win and getting rid of Lipo!


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.107115 del
+28 seconds


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.107116 del
Remco celebrating Lipo's DNF


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.107117 del
>>107110
I'm on evening shift in the /cyc/ office and can't watch. If you don't have a video I will also accept a graphic description.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.107118 del
It would be extra funny now if Remco cracks catastrophically in the Alpes.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.107119 del
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courtesy of rusbert


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.107120 del
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>>107117
courtesy of rusbert


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.107121 del
>>107119
white stripes claim another


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.107122 del
>>107120
PPATTT >>107119


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.107123 del
>>107113
Just an indication that Skjelmose was pas normal


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.107124 del
>>107117
his front wheel slid out during a descent corner funnily enough there were yellow pads which he hit perfectly but they were too far back so his shoulder hit the curb


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.107125 del
Ok, GANNA is JUST outside of top 10 so close but he is also almost JUSTED by shitcock who is not even a second slower.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.107126 del
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Voisard top 10 in the Le Tour


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.107127 del
>>107119
>>107120
Doesn't look that bad as chutes go. Did he break something?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.107128 del
>>107119
pwoah how his shoulder hits the curb with like 80 kays an hour, brutal
annihilated


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.107129 del
>>107127
the collector doesn't need much


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.107130 del
>>107127
Collarbone probably


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.107131 del
>>107127
that collarbone/shoulder is definitely off, possibly upper ribs also


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.107132 del
>my team mate Lipowitz crashed
probably doesn't even know his first name


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.107133 del
There are really only 11 dudes left who are riding for GC. The rest doesn't give a shit


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.107134 del
>>107132
he could barely contain his laughter


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.107135 del
A rare case of moral winner and actual winner being the same rider.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.107136 del
>>107133
lenny wasn't even riding for GC, he's just there


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.107137 del
Any updates on Vingo btw? Is it just his collarbone? I wasn't really paying attention the last 2 days.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.107138 del
>>107136
Pidcock probably doesn't give a shit either. Great "sport" you have there Bert


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.107139 del
>>107133
Stage 6 ruined the entire race


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.107140 del
>>107137
we're waiting for his review of herentals hospital on mypreffy


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.107141 del
>>107137
He's probably already in his home in annecy


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.107142 del
>>107138
he says he doesn't be he clearly does, he's trying to take time everywhere knowing he won't take the stage


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.107143 del
>>107137
Not much. Nothing other than the collarbone has been mentioned I believe. Supposed to be getting operated on today.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.107144 del
>>107142
and his good right to add, for his jobber team a top 10 is worth it


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.107145 del
the lipocorner really did almost claim pog, he was barely 5 cm away from the curb


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.107146 del
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>>107145
>remco wins the tour after multiple contenders lose it in a corner


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.107147 del
>>107137
Just found a quote from him that confirms it's just the collarbone.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.107148 del
>>107146
Would have been hilarious to see him crack on the last stage after both pog and fish crashed out


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.107149 del
the last mysteries of this tour are who gets 3rd and how far can ayuso sink
i'm more interested in the later


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.107150 del
>>107139
>dude we want a stair tour de france
<puts tourmalet a day before restday
bravo nolan


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.107151 del
Lipo with the Jonas reaction to late dopage controls.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.107152 del
those who bless remco will be blessed, those who curse remco will be cursed


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.107153 del
big bundanepoel spotted


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.107154 del
Sumo in 15!


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.107155 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.107156 del
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>>107149
Despite everything Ayuso actually gained a place in Gc today.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.107157 del
>>106884
nope, front wheel slipped and rammed into a ledge headfirst on the street
>>106885
haha no, we're here on a small altitude camp, wanted to see the tour irl
>>106887
thanks
>>106893
theres a decent chance he could be a potato yeah, lad is in his 20s, fucking miserable


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.107158 del
>>107157
Damn. I hope he is gonna recover well. I bet he was real happy with his helmet.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.107159 del
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>>107149
what do you mean, one of his podium contenders just dropped out, it's just him and del toro now


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.107160 del
>Van der Poel already has a stage win under his belt, but didn’t make himself noticed in the past few stages. How does he actually feel after more than two weeks of racing? “It’s actually going pretty okay. So far, I’m getting through the Tour well too.”
Well of course you're going well, what could go wrong with 2 weeks of z2 through france?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.107161 del
>Lipo second best time on the descent


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.107162 del
>>107160
verstrynghe also getting through well


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.107163 del
>>107161
he didn’t fly so good


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.107165 del
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Carapaz lost like 15 minutes on purpose and still can easily get top 10 without trying. Jegat, Voisard and Van Wilder. Mein Gott.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.107166 del
>>107165
UAE can get Yates in to the top 10 if they really wanted. What an absolute shit show.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.107167 del
>>107165
is Jegat the new Haimar Zubeldia


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.107168 del
>>107167
No he gains time by going into attacks, nobody has ever seen Zubeldia


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.107169 del
>>107166
Piganzoli now unleashed too


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.107170 del
>>107169
Visma really didn't have a contingency plan, they could've held him up higher


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.107171 del
>ynr Michael Storer


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.107172 del
>>107170
Yeah or Jorgens- haha never mind


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.107173 del
>>107172
best part is they'll send him to the vuelta to get heemed by pog again


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.107174 del
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tour with the strongest startlist in recent memory has the weakest top 10 ever


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.107175 del
>>107174
There has been much worse ones


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.107176 del
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>>107174
nobody remembers anything about this GC battle, only some individual stages


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.107177 del
>>106840
>>106849
Awful shit. Hoping the best for you all.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.107178 del
>>107041
Considering there are 0 remaining TTs and Ayuso is still ahead of Skjelmose, that'd be pretty silly.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.107179 del
Fabiaan on the telly


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.107180 del
>>107178
skjelmose is getting better and ayuso is crashing down
you could see it on the last mountain stage where he completely tumbled to below skjelly


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.107181 del
Tomorrow's going to be brutal for getting in the break. Everyone with any legs left will want to go out guns blazing.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.107182 del
>>107176
However, the number 9 is now already +22:50 with a week of mountain stages to go. That is ridiculous. Could be more than an hour in Paris


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.107183 del
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...
>Evenepoel 26 -> 17
>Toro 41
>Seixas 41 - 81
>Ayuso Pesquera 101 -> 201
>Pidcvck 201
>Skjelmose 301 -> 201
>Martinez 401


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.107184 del
my country and veloteam in absolute shambles, es ist vorbei


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.107185 del
>>107180
Matias looked dead after that TT dunno hope for him tomorrow breakaway launch goes easy or it will be brutal


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.107186 del
>>107183
they’re all missing a 0 to be serious bets


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.107187 del
>>107186
Remco is just the odd that pog dnf, it's not 1/200


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.107188 del
>>107186
EVENEPOEL is one cracké tériblé or chuté brutále away from winning the Vuelta of France


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.107189 del
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>Dopacar chutes and takes Dopo with him
>Memco on his way to win the Le Tour
>Memco cracks terribly in the Alps
>Seixas cracks a little in the Alps and finishes 2nd in GC
>Never in his career comes closer to win the /tdf/
Tour won by Ayuso

It has been foretold


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.107190 del
>>107189
Imagine the pure robbery, the seethe, the emotions


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.107191 del
>>107189
AND THERE COMES CARAPAZ FROM THE TOP ROPE BY GOD HE'S TAKEN 30 MINUTES FROM THE BREAK


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.107192 del
xandro meurisse also get cagied on the way back from the TT
probably the same nut that brake checked mcnuggie


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.107193 del
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>>106603
>24 Jonas Vingegaard
>46 Florian Lipowitz


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.107194 del
>>107183
week 3 remco vs week 3 pogi, so you're telling me there's a chance?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.107195 del
>>107193
why can't these beginners just stay on their bikes?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.107196 del
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>>107193
Name my Band:
<Jonas & Florian
>The Natty Gambit
>YOTB
>Team SK-Ineos netcomgrenetcetc....
>clean riders only


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.107197 del
>>107196
what happens in the secondlife van?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.107198 del
imagine the rogla mom seethe if they send lipo to the vuelta


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.107199 del
>>107197
He respawns at Cofidis.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.107200 del
>>107199
kek


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.107201 del
>>107199
lol


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.107202 del
>>107199
poor madouas


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.107203 del
reminder that madouas is a top 10 tdf finisher


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.107204 del
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I am still not 100% convinced that Madouas, Cosnefoid and that third guy (Gregoire?) are not actually one person and we have been all played for fools


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.107205 del
I honestly can't tell any of these french guys from one another, they all blend together


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.107206 del
>manage to make a sprinter stage in the alps
impressive


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.107207 del
>>107206
I wish.
But it's a break stage.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.107208 del
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>DNF FOUCHE James
>DNF WILLIAMS Cory
>DNF VANDERPOOL Gregory


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.107209 del
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MOGGED


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.107210 del
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Wtf happened today?


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.107211 del
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>>107210
If you squint the guy at the bottom looks like a budget Roglic.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.107212 del
>>107211
Or the great Leopold KONIG


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.107213 del
>Pedersen 5
>Philipsen 6.5
>Poel 7.5
>Kooij 9
>Girmay 21
>Cort 23
>Ganna 23
>Asgreen 29
>Pidcvck 34
>Simmons 34
>Stuyven 34
...
>Matthews 41
>Campenaerts 41
>Vacek 51


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.107214 del
>>107213
are we really feeling a sprint here


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.107215 del
The following runners are (supposedly) riding the Tour
>MOHORIC
>TIBERI
>CEPEDA
>ARANBURU
>GREGOIRE
>BITTNER
>ARENSMAN
>GIRMAY


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.107216 del
>>107214
Trek don't even need to do anything here. Might be best to just let the break take everything.


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.107217 del
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https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/07/garmin-cirqa-everything-you-need-to-know.html
>Garmin Watch (zonder watch)
hmmm


Bert 07/21/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.107218 del
>>107216
are we in for a turbo slurper
>>107217
is pay swinery going too far


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.107219 del
>>107215
Arensman would have results if it wasn't for ineos' tiregate


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.107220 del
update on the guy who chuted

he has had massive pressure building up on his brain due to fluids and blood, the part that got the impact is the prefrontal cortex - he 100% has brain damage, question is how much

surgery took place last night to put in drainage to hopefully lessen the pressure, will be kept in coma for minimum of 2 weeks if not longer

we're all riding (25 of us) to the hospital in team gear tomorrow to honor him

sorry for doomposting just need an outlet that isnt destructive


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.107221 del
>>107220
I'm very sorry to hear that bert, it's really sad. Hope it goes as well as possible for him.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.107222 del
>>107220
Horrible news for a young guy. All the best to you and your group


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.107223 del
>>107220
Not good at all but you never know until he will be waken up. A young guy as well, human body finds a way to get it all going.
All the best.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.107224 del
De plus to decat


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.107225 del
Jonas treated the team to some burgers before he left. Expect Sepp Kuss to win the mountain stages.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.107226 del
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Must be tiring being in their head


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.107227 del
>>107226
Mashallah remco is the new prophet, I will follow him till he turns tel aviv into a smouldering crater


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.107229 del
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absolute kino so far, 100km down 150km to go for today


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.107230 del
>>107229
Lovely, not too cold?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.107231 del
>>107229
Nice route find by the website you posted.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.107232 del
>>107229
VERY noice.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.107233 del
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>>107229


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.107235 del
>>107234
now that's ciclismo


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.107236 del
heard german cagecucks are laying siege to CZECH gas stations


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.107237 del
>>107220
Fuck. Again sterkte my Bert


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.107238 del
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Wow. It is a tram so not my department but that guy must be fucked


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.107239 del
>>107238
why did he do it


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.107240 del
>>107239
rail rage


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.107241 del
>>107236
Diesel rising again


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.107242 del
>>107238
>bonks into you
>refuses to elaborate
>just sits there like a retard


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.107243 del
>>107230
oh yes, and I thought in end of july i surely wont need a longsleeve.. that gilet is doing all the work


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.107244 del
>Le coureur slovène Matej Mohoric (Bahrain-Victorious), lui, ne semble toutefois pas satisfait du traitement réservé par l'instance. Son équipe aurait en effet été contrôlée à 5h du matin ces derniers jours. "Pour nous, c’est assez désagréable. Cela réduit notre temps de repos et nous prend beaucoup d’énergie. J’ai moi-même eu un contrôle à 5 heures du matin, ce qui correspond pratiquement au milieu de la nuit, puisque nous nous couchons vers minuit en raison de la fin tardive des étapes et que nous prenons le petit-déjeuner vers 10 heures"
>"Le fait est que l’agence qui effectue les contrôles dispose d’un budget assez important et doit, d’une certaine manière, le justifier. Je pense donc qu’il y a aussi un aspect business : ils doivent montrer qu’ils travaillent et qu’ils contrôlent afin de garantir un sport propre et équitable", a ajouté Mohoric. Avant de s'attaquer, sans le citer, à Paul Seixas et son équipe.
>"Je pense donc qu'il s'agit d'une activité commerciale : ils doivent prouver qu'ils travaillent et veillent à ce que le sport reste propre et équitable. Nous payons pour le passé du cyclisme, mais malgré cela, il serait bon d'établir certaines limites humaines ou, du moins, de garantir une égalité de traitement pour tous. Nous savons en effet que ce coureur français, bien placé au classement général, n'a pas subi ce contrôle", a lâché le Slovène.

Kek


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.107245 del
Told you guys Jegat's form would only go up, even Moho thinks so


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.107246 del
>>107238
>these are the bridges I warned you about


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.107248 del
>>107238

Fucked as in the driver injured or fucked as in dishonorably discharged?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.107249 del
Any news from german boomers? With remco flying I am in need of deluded boomers


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.107250 del
>>107249
>Ist halt ein eckiger Typ, was soll er auch machen wegen Lipo´s Abflug, in Tränen ausbrechen? Er reitet gerade auf einer Erfolgswelle, da fällt es eben schwerer, sich betroffen zu zeigen. Spannungsmomente wird es bei dieser Tour wahrscheinlich nicht mehr groß geben. Dass Seixas oder Del Toro ihn noch gefährden können, scheint mir sehr fraglich. Aber es möge bitte keine Stürze mehr geben...
>Hut ab, ich hab Ihn hier immer wieder kritisiert, aber dieses Jahr liefert er tatsächlich an der Tour ab. Dass er für mich die Drama Queen des Radsports ist, daran ändert sich nix. Aber für die geleistete Leistung ziehe ich den Hut.
>mich würds ja interessieren was passiert wenn sich Pogi heute auf die Nase legt und er dann die Tour gewinnt. Ich glaub da müssen die ihm die Hände n ganzes Jahr runterbinden und den Mund zukleben.
overall, no squeaking


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.107251 del
>>107248
Well definitely the first one and if he was on his phone or something then the second one too


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.107252 del
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Cabin completely smashed


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.107253 del
>>107252
That mustve hurt


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.107254 del
>>107253
Probably


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.107255 del
I love how the author of Wielerflits articles is the ultimate shitposter. He is an absolute specialist in highly sulphurous titles that entices the eternal boomer. He also is gunning for war between Belgoland and Netherlands every chance he gets. He is my idol.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.107256 del
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>>107255
It is you isn't it and you are luring us in


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.107257 del
Ah Veistroffergod is BACK


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.107258 del
>>107256
kek i wish


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.107259 del
>>107257
His interviews are quite fun. Dude really is the french campy


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.107260 del
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>not living on a alpine lake shore
Life is suffering


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.107261 del
>>107260
Damn thats a cool house. Who lives there?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.107262 del
Waar grug


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.107263 del
Oh no parcheggio totale Veistroffer


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.107264 del
>christmas present wrap looking ahh trek bike


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.107265 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.107266 del
CHUTEEEE


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.107267 del
I bet it was bc of some rider looking at a hot girl


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.107268 del
So which GC rider chutes out today? Gotta make it three in a row


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.107269 del
>>107268
Well I just saw a bridge and a ravine...


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.107270 del
Healy wearing the semi illegal semi TT helmet


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.107271 del
>>107262
here


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.107272 del
>>107217
Might get this for days where I want to wear a proper watch but still keeping data.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.107273 del
Is that MATTEO?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.107274 del
Figueiredobros, God is on our side
>The six-year suspension imposed on cyclist Frederico Figueiredo, runner-up in the 2022 Volta a Portugal, for anomalies in his biological passport, was revoked by the Court of Arbitration for Sport, thanks to the amnesty granted for the Pope's visit to Portugal.

https://www.ojogo.pt/modalidades/artigo/suspensao-de-frederico-figueiredo-revogada-pelo-tad/18108344


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.107275 del
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>>107274


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.107276 del
How full is the MWW-o-meter today?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.107277 del
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>>107274
baffling sequence of events


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.107278 del
>>107276
he's looking particularly obese today


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.107279 del
Pogi killing the break for team GC lmao


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.107280 del
>Mads P


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.107281 del
Fuck it's going to be a sprint after all


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.107282 del
Fuck matteo


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.107283 del
Lmao the peloton is like 30 people


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.107284 del
Godon playing with fire trying to get past the shimano car


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.107285 del
>>107274
BASED


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.107286 del
del toro laché. Decat should start pulling


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.107287 del
>>107284
Commentator made a Waiting for Godon joke


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.107288 del
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Volta fever


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.107289 del
>>107288
>singing intensifies


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.107290 del
Pidcock, del Toro dropped?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.107291 del
>>107288
Preparing for my Velogames. This is the most important one. GC doesn't matter anymore


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.107292 del
>>107290
Y


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.107293 del
Matje


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.107294 del
Wow is that a Picnic guy. Must be someone from the side of the road because I don't think this team is in the Tour


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.107295 del
Baudin again


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.107296 del
>>107294
DOHNT


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.107297 del
Oh fucking hell Baudin. Catch this fucking group


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.107298 del
Jorgenson tries to gap so the whole peloton follows


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.107299 del
Wait why do they have a lion roar on the sound board?!


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.107300 del
Absolute carnage, remco should attack


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.107301 del
>>107299
I am going to find a fucking yeti and bring him to the Tour just to see what the fuck these assholes are going to do


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.107302 del
How did Del Toro get dropped wtf


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.107303 del
>>107302
He is retarded Bert


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.107304 del
>>107302
positionlet+diesel


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.107305 del
Uae nowhere to be fund.
If Remco wants to do a raid now is the time.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.107306 del
>>107305
It's already over.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.107307 del
Not a good terrain to raid anyway


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.107308 del
Yeah this is going to be a sprint.
Lame.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.107309 del
Everyone who is not a GC runner or Jorgenson has been allowed to go


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.107310 del
>>107308
Who's gonna pull, they're all represented at the front with their strongest options


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.107311 del
>>107310
Decathlon


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.107312 del
Baudin and Simmons lets go


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.107313 del
God fucking damnit Bini. In two days my whole Velogame is over


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.107314 del
>>107252
>Tram is made out of plywood
Dutch cheapskates at it again


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.107315 del
>>107313
They don't call it Velogoombling for nothing


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.107317 del
Great commentary on Danish tv right now, with Lars Bak saying Jurgen Van den Broeck was a huge autist who needed to have every day of the season planned out in detail from december and comparing how Castrillo rides to a thirsty dog looking for water.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.107318 del
Paper cut on my index finger. Pray for me.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.107319 del
It's another episode of "sprinter team pulling in a hard stage before their sprinter getting destroyed because of the lack of train" episode, isn't it?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.107320 del
Luke Rowe shitting on Roodhooft lmao


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.107321 del
Oh Jappe actually is in the pedalton.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.107322 del
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Death to cagies


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.107323 del
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And then Dophatlon just stopped?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.107324 del
😲 bocht zeven 🫨


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.107325 del
>>107320
Because of the handshake remark?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.107326 del
I stand by it that this is a sprint stage, just without the dedicated sprinters.


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Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.107328 del
>>107325
Don't think so. Blythe asked him if he'd chatted to Alpecin, and he just said "Chat with Roodhooft? No I don't chat with Roodhooft". Seems to just be general hostility. Commentators here were saying Roodhooft is known as being unwilling to work with other teams.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.107329 del
>>107327
Dopong inspectors took all the gabagool away.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.107330 del
>>107323
And they start again.
Make up your mind already.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.107331 del
>>107327
hahaha


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.107332 del
Yiktes kwabbed to death


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.107333 del
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>>107274


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.107334 del
>>107332
Time to sub in Simon tomorrow.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.107335 del
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how curious


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.107336 del
>>107328
He’s a total asshole yeah, Sporza asked him what he thought of the sportmanship between Mads and Jasper and he told reacted like he thinks it’s stupid lel


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.107337 del
wtf is Mads doing lmao. Attacking right before the break gets caught is a choice.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.107338 del
>>107337
Peloton seems dead and competition already gone this way he might win stage lol


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.107339 del
Lidl are on something else today.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.107340 del
>>107338
Koij and jasper are here


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.107341 del
>Approached by several teams including Visma and Ineos, Valentin Madouas will leave Groupama-FDJ for Cofidis

I know this move, it's called "let me be a fraud in peace"


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.107342 del
>doping control at night
>Yates kwabbed into oblivion
Relation?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.107343 del
Bad bloodbags for UAE last night.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.107344 del
>>107338
Girmay is BACK


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.107345 del
>>107342
his brother already had that weird suddenly end of career this winter


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.107346 del
Grug caught sleeping


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.107347 del
Is Tudor pulling? Can't let je gaat gain some time in the GC.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.107348 del
Yates was apparently already shitting himself to death last night.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.107349 del
>>107341
I have no future and I must fraud


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.107350 del
Come on Jappe 🙏


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.107351 del
Happy for stuyven if he makes it but to be caught like that is criminal


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.107352 del
>>107351
Would be like the 4th time in a tour, best case scenario is that the ge, maillot vert keeps fail chasing and no reunion with gr. kooij


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.107353 del
collarbones about to be collected on that curva


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.107354 del
>>107352
Now the question is will G3 work on the 1 minute for philpsen and matthews? I don't think so


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.107355 del
Nobody is doing anything anymore. Alright Stuyven wins, whatever


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.107356 del
finally gets his tdf stage


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.107357 del
Also big happy for my guy Jappe S.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.107358 del
>>107348
That's just the official story Bert. He probably got a 'bad bag' last night.
No worries.
Two percs (TUE of course) a Tramadol and a handful of mini-binis and he'll be right as rain for tomorrow.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.107359 del
alright, time of quinn simmons to work


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.107360 del
Oh it's still uphill a bit. Then I don't know


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.107361 del
>>107351
If Stuyven wins it will be because of criminal G2 slurp.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.107362 del
What a strange stage


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.107363 del
salty bibs


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.107364 del
>>107362
I think the squeakers are rights, we need smaller teams and all the sprinters stages looking like that


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.107365 del
His car allowed in front with 37 secs, that's a nice gift by commisaires


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.107366 del
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CAM ON JASPER


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.107367 del
You now remember Cepeda. Apparently even behind gruppo Ahmed


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.107368 del
Sprinters won't have anyone left, surely there will be more attaques


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.107369 del
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Not a good news


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.107370 del
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FDJ is riding for Russo? Come on


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.107371 del
>>107368
sneaky baudin attack because EF have nobody


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.107372 del
>>107370
they're riding for martin's 70th place in GC


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.107373 del
>>107370
This is everybody last chance. Half of the teams can DNS tomorrow


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.107374 del
JEGOD securing top10 btw


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.107375 del
fucking hell they're all so SALTY


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.107376 del
>>107369
Jasper disaster


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Prudhome made the call


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.107378 del
what's visma thinking right now


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.107379 del
What the hell is this Lidl disaster show


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.107380 del
>>107370
Can't both complain about stuff like that and also complain about teams slurping


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.107381 del
C'est fini, poor jasper


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.107382 del
>>107356
*narrator*
he did not get his tdf stage


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.107383 del
>>107380
I can complain whatever I want!!!


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.107384 del
feeling a grug


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.107385 del
yes he's grugging


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.107386 del
Mathieu is slurping


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.107387 del
Gwan Grug


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.107388 del
Movistar runner responding to a Movistar attaque


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.107389 del
what was brother girmay thinking today


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.107390 del
>>107388
Tactically perfect


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.107391 del
Japped


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.107392 del
rare jappe w


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.107393 del
JAPPE GOD


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.107394 del
Jesus calm down Jeroen


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.107395 del
Based retard Mads Pedersen


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.107396 del
pedersen really fucking everything up for his jersey


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.107397 del
meh, good for him that he won a stage. I would have made fun of him if he didn't.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.107398 del
lmao he can thank grug for this one


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.107399 del
What the hell Schmid?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.107400 del
was that really schmid sprinting


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.107401 del
Belgium now has 502 victories at the tour.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.107402 del
Mads keeps green with 7 points


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.107403 del
Matje could have easily won this too


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.107404 del
Kooij outsprinted by Schmid was not on the bingo


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.107405 del
>>107403
Yeah that kicker at 2km to go he would be gone, easy


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.107406 del
Hehehe Mads seems to be seething


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.107407 del
>>107406
what was he thinking, if he saved his matches it was an easy top 3 for him
what a meathead


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.107408 del
Lidl might have won team GC today though


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.107409 del
>>107407
The whole stage was a disasterclass for him. What an idiot


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.107410 del
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Now I can laugh at the sprinters getting outsprinted by Schmid instead.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.107411 del
Jegat takes almost 10 minutes again


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.107412 del
>>107406
>>107407
>>107409
Getting some Demarre giro vibe. The only thing he had to do today was let the first break win, and mark jaspe


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.107413 del
>>107412
Or when he was with 5 in front don't just let Stuyven ride away. Then they go to the finish


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.107414 del
I wonder what alpecin will do when it comes down to a few points for green on the final stage


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.107415 del
Damn Jappe had it rough


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.107416 del
Tomorrow is our day Jorgenson sisters


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.107417 del
What the hell is this OTL limit. Ahmed is barely moving and still makes it easily


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.107418 del
>>107414
They made it much easier this year. If it's not raining it's almost guarenteed a sprint stage


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.107419 del
well the intermediate sprints are in a very unfortunate position the coming days


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>>107416
No


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.107421 del
>>107416
there are no son of jorgen days


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.107422 del
Sumo in 30.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.107423 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.107424 del
>Oh, how I would have liked Stuyven to win. And then, of all people, that snotty Philipsen wins. Bad day for cycling.

wielerflitser not happy


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.107425 del
>>107424
They’re never happy


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.107426 del
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My 18 year old cat is very sick, I think this might be it for my old lady


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.107427 del
>>107426
Sorry to hear that. I hope everything will be all right.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.107428 del
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>>107426
Spend some time extra with her of course, if this is it, it is what it is.
Cats don't live that long if they don't have the best life given by their owners.


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.107429 del
so seriously, are they knuckleheads at Lidl or is Mads's sprint washed and trying to break away from the breakaway his only chance for a win?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.107430 del
>>107429
Man Mads looked very defeated at the finish today but I think he’ll be fine he’s one breakaway green sprint alway from winning green. He will just have to survive a cat 1 climb with greedy grimpeurs


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.107431 del
>>107429
I think he's a bit stupid and reactive. This is why we like him - he rides like a madman and has pulled some incredible shit out of his ass.

However, he should've rode the wheels today and he wouldn't have been out sprinted by Mauro fucking Schmidt


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.107432 del
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>>107430
They all look hard


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.107433 del
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Friendly reminder that if you are lazy to wipe out the excess vaxx/lube off you're chain, then you might get unexpected squeaky consequences


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.107434 del
>>107427
>>107428
thanks bertfriends, means a lot to me


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.107435 del
Jasper now has more tdf stage wins than wout


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.107436 del
>>107435
Without this year roubaix I would have said a better career


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.107438 del
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bwoah gone and dead, but absolute ciclismo kino all day


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.107439 del
>>107435
his unique stat is 5 years consistent tdf etappes wins only belge to do it


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.107440 del
>>107426
Sad to hear Bert I hope it isn’t painful for her


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.107441 del
>>107438
phoar


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.107442 del
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72 eggs have been collected


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.107443 del
>>107442
Very nice. I'm really a pussy for not doing things like this. How was the ride out of vienna?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.107444 del
>>107442
such sights in the hen house!


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.107445 del
>>107438
>>107442
jelly


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.107446 del
>Garmin Acquires Training Peaks & TrainHeroic


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.107447 del
>>107446
how will they slopify it


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.107448 del
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>>107447
is there any bert who uses either of these platforms?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.107449 del
I'm going to acquire intervals.icu before anyone else can


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.107450 del
>>107449
probably vibe codable now, we'll make our own bert version if needed


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.107451 del
>>107446
>TrainHero
tismbert is using this?


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.107452 del
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Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.107453 del
>Carapaz Montenegro 4.5
>Pogacar 5
>Holland 13
>Simmons 13
>Toro 15
>Paret 15
>Jorgensohn 19
>Kuss 19
>Pidcvck 21
>Arensman 21
>Piganzoli 21
>Evenepoel 26
>Schmid 29
>Healy 34
>Martinez 41
>Gils 41
>Voisard 41


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.107454 del
>>107453
kuss at 19 wow


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.107455 del
>>107454
Probably just reflects the fact that Visma is going to go raiding every day from now


Bert 07/22/2026 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.107456 del
>>107448
I'm connected to trainingpeaks but don't really use it outside of syncing workouts from it. All intervals.icu for me for analysis.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.107457 del
>>107443
that was horrible, 1h through industrial zones and city roads. next time I will go via Purkersdorf


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.107458 del
So if the entire UAE team is sikc, what prevent remco from winning the tour?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.107459 del
>>107457
Yeah that's what I thought. really there is no way to get out of vienna from the south it's pretty terrible


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.107460 del
>>107458
Nothing, our prophet will win inshallah


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.107461 del
Heh, the moslem from work turned out to be a thin skinned bitch who virtually stopped acknowledging me after apparently one mild banter too far.
Always like this with them, they will play the general, approved social game with everyone, nonchalantly on the surface but all their agenda is to keep their status high in this social game and extract what they can do their kin.
Once you make it clear you're not doing this or even worse, them look bad - it's ogre, kaffir.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.107462 del
>>107461
I only recently learned that they hate dogs. They will go to the other side of the road to dodge dogs as they're "unclean".
If you think about it, have you ever seen a Muslim with a dog? I certainly haven't.
I advise every westerner to get a dog for every family member and take them everywhere.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.107463 del
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Least obvious shill article


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.107464 del
>>107463
The campenaerts vlog was shameless shilling to


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.107465 del
>>107462
Yeah, I know, he is in Londinium though, I can't really make him that uncomfortable with a dog through Teams.
Not too many here yet, but already visibly more.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.107466 del
>DNS PARRA Jose Felix


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.107467 del
>>107466
In Dookoła Mazowsza? There is no way this guy was in France so it has to be


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.107468 del
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>>107467
I urge you to speak about the GREAT winner of Grand Tour of Alsace more respectfully


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.107469 del
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>On stage 11 of the 1971 Tour de France, the great Luis Ocaña handed the dopeur Eddy Merckx one of the biggest defeats of his career. After attacking with 60 kilometres to go, he won at Orcières-Merlette and finished 8 minutes and 42 seconds ahead of the dopeur Merckx, taking the yellow jersey.
Everybody knows this story, but one has to wonder how many more of the dopeur Merckx's ""big"" wins were in fact totally asterixed


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.107470 del
>>107469
What did the dopeur Merckx say about this defeat?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.107471 del
>>107470
He felt a little stupid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.107472 del
I have on good authority today stage's a giga slurper


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.107473 del
>>107472
I ave seen enough then. Just no Boodin please.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.107474 del
>Roglič has already signed with a new team. The team's name will be revealed no later than at the EC in Slovenia (maybe sooner).
heard it here first


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.107475 del
>>107474
It's bahrain


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.107476 del
>>107474
Welcome to ADRIA MOBIL


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.107477 del
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Oh that doesn't exist annymore. Then this joke does not work


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.107478 del
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>>107474
Roglic's new team UNOFFICIAL /bet/

>Bahrain - Victorious 1.78
>Unibet Rose Rockets 2.37
>Tudor Pro Cycling Team 4.5
>Team Jumbo Visma 5.5
>Pinarello Q365 Pro Cycling Team 6
>Cofidis 7
>Astana Team XDS 10
>Movistar 21
>NSN Cycling Team 41
>EF Education 41
>NetCompany Ineos Merda Team 41
>Team Picnic Post and L 51
>Team Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe 51
>Universe Cycling Team 51
>Team UAE Arab Emirates 81
>Anicolor / Campicarn 81
>Team JayCo Alula 101
>Team Adria Mobile 101
>Team Lidl Trek 201
>TotalEnergie 201
>Novo Nordisk 201
>Petrolike 201
>Efapel Cycling 201
>Decathlon CMG CGM RVHP Team 201
>Hrinkow Advarics 201
>BIKE AIDS 201
>Team UKYO 201
>Alpecin Premier Tech 501
>Soudal Quick-Step 501
>Uno-X Mobility 501
>Aviludo - Louletano - Loule 501
>ATT Investments 501
>Roojai Insurance Winspace 501
>Modern Adventure Pro Cycling 501
>Lotto Intermarche 1001
>Nice Métropole Côte d'Azur 1001
>Kolesarski Klub novo Mesto 1001
>Li Ning Star 1001
>Konya Büyükşehir Belediye Spor 1001
>Fany Gastro Intergay L27 1001
>Chris and Garrett Horner Team 2501
>Dukla Banska Bystrica 2501
>Pogi Team 2501
>Thailand Continental Cycling Team 2501
>EuroCyclingTrip - CCN - Guam Excons 2501
>L39ION of Los Angeles 2501
>Euskaltel Euskadi 2501


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.107479 del
>>107478
retirement is not an option?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.107480 del
>>107478
Did you type out this whole thing. That must have taken a while


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.107481 del
>>107480
I used BertGPT


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.107482 del
you wouldn’t waste fresh water for mediocre shitposts right berts?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.107483 del
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VEISTROFFER goes solo


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.107484 del
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2024 is clearly wrong


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.107485 del
>>107484
Oh they mean position before the actual stage, not final GC
Very stupid


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.107486 del
Wellens also sick and everyone isolated, tick tock pogi


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.107487 del
First for Pidkek fucking the whole stage up for everyone again


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.107488 del
Peloton scared shirtless of VEISTROFFER


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.107489 del
>>107486
If only fish filet was still around


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.107490 del
>It's a nice stage for isaac
Jesus why is pogi so obsessed with that mexican


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.107491 del
>>107490
Brokeback alpe d'Huez mountain


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.107492 del
Mcnulty first dropped, it's over for UAE. 3 break wins incoming


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.107493 del
>>107486
Damn the dopage test scare is really cutting into the watts


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.107494 del
>>107490
idk but I don't like it, it's not genuine


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.107495 del
>>107493
The clean runners will shine today
Putting a cheeky tenner on GAUDU


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.107496 del
>>107495
What does it pay if he shines?


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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.107498 del
>>107496
Nothing


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.107499 del
Everything


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.107500 del
vermeersch dropped


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.107502 del
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I actually checked whether Gaudu is in the Tour


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.107503 del
solid break is forming. With UAE decimated and Pog bored and weakened we will get that win for captain america


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.107504 del
>>107502
me too kek I thought there's no way this asshole is actually here but fdj runners are elusive so it's not impossible is it


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.107505 del
>>107504
Did you know GRÉGOIRE is in the Tour


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.107506 del
>>107502
Why would a rider that has been retired for 4 years be riding the Le Tour? That makes no sense


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.107507 del
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>>107505
>>107215
yes we know
please pattt


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.107508 del
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>>107502
And? Is he?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.107509 del
>>107505
I think he's mostly chilling with GRADEK Kamil
bet you didn't know this man was in the tour either


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.107510 del
>>107508
Yes, he is doing good work for Pinot


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.107511 del
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>>107509
Sebastian BERWICK
Niklas MÄRKL
Krists NEILANDS
Piet ALLEGAERT
Luke DURBRIDGE
Hugo PAGE
Xandro MEURISSE


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.107512 del
grug spotted


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.107513 del
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>>107510
Can't wait for curva Pinot!


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.107514 del
>>107503
He needs to work for mads till the day he dies


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.107515 del
>>107503
break is forming behind the pedaltroons


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.107516 del
>>107514
they just talked about it here, very grim
sprinters are oversized babies and the entire team is the parents who need to sacrifice everything to keep the baby in the race
dads ITT relate


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.107517 del
>>107514
I hope the dude has an insane salary. He never rides for himself at trek. Same as Skjuins


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.107518 del
Fucking hell Carapaz almost opi omi'd


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.107519 del
spectator's at it again


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.107520 del
I like mads but a green jersey that never finishes higher than 9th in a sprint shouldn't happen


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.107521 del
>>107520
The polka dots have been a similar scam for decades. "best climber" my ass


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.107522 del
>>107520
Yes let's make a stage win 150 points


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.107523 del
Hello good morning have I missed anything


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.107524 del
>>107520
You're a disgrace and your bloodline is weak.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.107525 del
>>107521
But Pog wins the polka dot every year


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.107526 del
>>107523
Assuming you just tuned into the Tour, no. See you in 2030 when dopacar is in hiding from the authorities.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.107527 del
>>107524
Least deranged Danish post


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.107528 del
>>107525
Good point. Jersey has actually been redeemed by Pog.
Based slovene


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.107529 del
>>107527
smartest burger post


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.107530 del
Insane moto-tow for gregoire btw


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.107531 del
I had some kartoffelchips mit camembert-honig-walnussgeschmack. Pretty good


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.107532 del
ineos with the mechanicals again


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.107533 del
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tired of these fuckers not letting me nap


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.107534 del
Wtf is VACZEK doing
He's supposed to be SLAVING for mads


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.107535 del
>>107520
trvth


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.107536 del
EF not acting right


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.107537 del
chute uphill lol


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.107538 del
>>107536
yeah why would they chase carapaz who is bridging just fine


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.107539 del
To get more riders in the front to help grow a gap I guess, but looks stupid.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.107540 del
VPP riding like a pistier sprint


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.107541 del
>>107539
yeah could work, or they get kwabbed by quinn


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.107542 del
> Fietsendieven slaan toe bij Unibet Rose Rockets
that makes for a good new youtube video, doesn't it.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.107543 del
imagine hitting a pothole while pissing on the bike and getting benis road rash


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.107544 del
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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.107545 del
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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.107547 del
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second day done, headwind was insane today


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.107548 del
>>107547
>direct access to a lake in Austria
I thought this was a myth


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.107549 del
kek, you could just hear the cameraman getting surprised by the speedbump


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.107550 del
>>107547
kino


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.107551 del
>>107547
Nice, really like this region


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.107553 del
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>>107547


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.107554 del
>>107551
It's not Nice though, this is a different region


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.107555 del
Oh look an Ineos chud had a mechanical


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.107556 del
>>107553
visit the alps bert, cam on


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.107557 del
Back at the dentist, if they try to screw me again I am demolishing this place


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.107558 del
>>106548
it's 330km from Praha to Attersee am Attersee (duh).


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.107559 del
after kwiato, balderstone did get Shimano'd.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.107560 del
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>>107556
It is still planned for August, but I am expecting being stabbed in me back by me mates any moment


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.107561 del
>>107560
Just go alone


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.107562 del
Celene Dion??


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.107563 del
>>107560
if they leave you hanging, go alone and send them pics all day. the fomo will be massive


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.107564 del
>>107561
>>107563
I might have to
But we all know how racist and jealous are the a*strians towards us bohemes so I am a bit hesitant to go alone should I get strangled somewhere with broken bike 60 km away from help


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.107565 del
a tour without a French victory


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.107566 del
>>107564
tf, you are going to Austria not romania. not once did I lock me bike in the last 2 days, countryside is free of niggers and musels


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.107567 del
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>>107566
I am just messing with you


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.107568 del
Say what you want about visma but at least they wouldn't see a UAE completely dead and slurp. Why isn't redbull pulling like mad men on every climb?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.107569 del
eurosport germany commentators are speculating pogi is wearing black bibs because he is shidding and pissing himself all day


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.107570 del
>if someone tries to take these points from him he would simply eat them
yup


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.107571 del
>>107569
This is definitely true too bad Bora are weakmind PUSSIES


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.107572 del
They keep trying to sell me some fucking night retainer. So then I would have to have this with me for the rest of my life and put it in every single night? FUCK off, I am getting PISSED here


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.107573 del
>>107520
Hehe, imagine a GC winner without stage wins...


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.107574 del
>>107573
Doesn't that happen all the time


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.107575 del
>>107574
Yes, and I hate it!


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.107576 del
>>107575
Based, I too hate a lot of things


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.107577 del
Paret-Peintre is outratting the rat


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.107578 del
>aaahhh my 11th place I am going insaaaane


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.107579 del
lmao


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.107580 del
>>107547
Lovely. What are you bringing with you for this?
Somehow managed equivalent elevation as what I often score in the Danish mountains. I assume you're avoiding the passes


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.107581 del
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>4 Gr. Martin-Guyonnet
squeakbros, finally getting acknowledged. didn't Mads cross that sprint 1 hour ago?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.107582 del
the fuck did the UAE riders eat yesterday? the enervit lactate gels are shit after all?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.107583 del
Bora should start pulling mercilessly, TRATNIK, DENZ, CATTANEO, LIPOWITZ, VAN DICK, send them all to the front
The same tomorrow, from km zero (nada)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.107584 del
>>107582
>midnight raid
>suddenly the entire immune system collapses


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.107585 del
>>107582
It's bad blood bags Bert. Had to throw the good ones away with the nightly raids


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.107586 del
>>107582
cold turkey from lack of dopage stream (the raids worked)


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.107587 del
>>107585
Tainted bodybags? I thought they learned their lessons


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>>107580
I just bring the minimal essentials - 2 bibs 2 jerseys 2 socks, 1 tshirt, 1 short pants, pair of espadrillos (smollest shoes), 1 pair underwear, toiletry, chargers, rainjacket, gilet, rain overshoes, ipad mini to watch tdf


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.107589 del
>>107580
also coming from east, there are no passes here, the only pass will be Gerlospass on Saturday. next two days should be a total of 5000m D+


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.107590 del
>>107588
your hotel doesn't have a tv with Eurosport?


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.107591 del
Sohn of Jurgen has awoken


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.107592 del
Abandon Mcnuggies


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.107593 del
Cararat back in Top 10.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.107594 del
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abandon mcnuggets


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.107595 del
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>>107463
top kek


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.107596 del
>>107592
Good


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Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.107598 del
remco wins the tour huh, incroyable.


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.107599 del
NEW THREAD:
>>107552
>>107552
>>107552


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.107600 del
>>107595
Ah Janneke and Mieke, the favorite opponents of Arnaud de Lie


Bert 07/23/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.107601 del
>>107597
>>99606
>7 Brandon McNulty


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