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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No. 111537
Mont Ventoux edition (no running allowed)

>Current and upcoming road races
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Previous thread:
>>110578


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.111599 del
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nothing beats a Kapustnica tho


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.111615 del
>>111599
Kapustnica? In the middle of yet another heat dome?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.111617 del
>>111599
>>111615
ngl i had some lovely cold tomato soup for lunch yesterday, really hit the spot with the outside heat


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.111618 del
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I ate something I shouldn't have on wednesday and now I am paying the price
Which is VERY unfortunate because today and tomorrow are the only good days for BIG rides


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.111619 del
>>111618
>so frail mere food is able to take him out for days
someone force this man on steroids


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.111620 del
>>111604
Construction is just better paid while still being paid ok in Poland, the seasonal farming I guess is just what these people or "people" did when wages were horrible and they simply continue on out of habit with what used to work for them, and out of inability to come up with anything else because they are low-skilled low-iq literal workforce, nothing else.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.111621 del
>>111619
This one is on me
Instead of a healthy schintzel, I decided to have a caesar salat for lunch


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.111622 del
>>111621
Do you guys have the explosive diarrhea parasite too?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.111623 del
>>111599
Interdasting.

Difference between Slovak Sauerkraut Soup and Polish Kapuśniak

While both soups celebrate the tangy goodness of sauerkraut, there are distinct differences:

Occasion: Kapustnica often stars in the Slovak Christmas Eve feast, especially in its meatless form. Kapusniak in Poland doesn’t have as strong a connection to Christmas Eve.
Ingredients: Slovak Kapustnica can include dried mushrooms, dried plums, and sometimes even wine, while the Polish Kapusniak is more focused on meats and sauerkraut, often with a tomato base.
Meat Varieties: The Slovak version frequently features smoked sausage, while the Polish one might include pork or even ribs.
Texture: Kapustnica tends to be a bit thicker and heartier, with a complex layering of flavors, while Kapusniak is often lighter, leaning on the simplicity of its ingredients.

Sounds like Kapustnica is more of a runny bigos than what I know as kapuśniak, the saurekraut soup. And we don't use tomato base, some regional recipes may but not the "general" one.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.111624 del
>>111621
yes it is what kinda lunch is salad supposed to be


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.111625 del
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Skjelmose on Vingegaard on Pogacar


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.111626 del
>>111625
retire that's what
we don't need vingo anymore remco can fill his spot now


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111627 del
>>111626
There's a sort of tragic kwab nature to Jonas that can't be replicated. Maybe if Seixas can't close down Pogi in a few years


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111628 del
>>111626
>t. Patrick Evenepoel


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111629 del
When do they ride past the nuclear plant


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111630 del
>>111629
Or uranium mine or whatever it is


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.111631 del
>>111625
Just pedal harder innit


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.111632 del
>>111628
I have been found out 😨


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.111633 del
>>111620
Makes sense. But I'd assume the demand goes up locally as well if the economy does better.
Ah well, every Polak here is a non-european less to take that position, so I support it.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.111634 del
>>111622
Are burgers simply not used to veggies or are Mexicans using human waste as fertilizers?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.111635 del
>>111634
Tainted lettuce grown in Mexico and sold at Taco Bells chiefly in the Midwest.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.111636 del
>>111635
I don't go to poisonous fast food joints so not a problem.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.111637 del
>>111622
It wasn't a good idea to get a dressing top on it at torty five degrees


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.111638 del
Chutefield right on the clock.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.111639 del
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another one for the archives


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.111640 del
>>111638
>>111639
they should have runners like VINE or CHUTEFIELD ride CX whole winter to get some basic level bike handling in


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.111641 del
Why are Poles eastern Europeans but they're Catholic instead of Orthodox


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.111642 del
>>111641
Baptism by Catholic chruch, don't think there is much more to it than that, only in Balkans due to proximity of both church seats they were at odds.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.111643 del
Is chutefield back?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.111644 del
French airforce declaring war on mont ventoux


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.111645 del
>>111644
a mountain so riddled by affaires de dopage it must be nuked


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.111646 del
What's the view like from Ventoux? You can see it from the TGV train when traveling south from far away.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.111647 del
>>111643
He is.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.111648 del
>>111646
Honestly not amazing. It's just so high compared to the rest


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.111649 del
Ventoux will always remind me of how furiously weak young Pog was.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.111650 del
whats the plan for the tdffaz today, sounds like an easy vollering wins


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.111651 del
>>111650
vollering wins but reusser loses no time and wins the tdf


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.111652 del
>>111649
He was disappointing on both attempts


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.111653 del
>Crash by Sheffield Magnus (Netcompany INEOS) in peloton
ofcourse why do I always think the inevitable won't happen


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.111654 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111655 del
>>111653
lol, lmao even


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111656 del
bissegger and unknown bora rider down


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111657 del
BOICHIS


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111658 del
>>111657
>>111656
vlasov?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.111659 del
Sorry I've seen a one there, not six for VLASOV.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.111660 del
>>111657
PCSbert says vlasov


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.111661 del
>>111656
vlasov (apparently)


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.111662 del
this just in, russian rider sabotaged by polish flags


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.111663 del
Maybe VLASOV then, these numbers are little overlapping THOUGH.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.111664 del
Nice motorpacing to make sure they stay as long as possible


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.111665 del
nasty inhumana incoming


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.111666 del
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Rampy nieludzkié incoming


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.111667 del
belgian roads


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.111668 del
what a disgusting road


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Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.111670 del
cozy forest road


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.111671 del
ALMEIDA about to diesel through any moment now


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.111672 del
painful


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.111673 del
It's Sasha now at the front, not him chuting.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.111674 del
Bertacek rides this with 52-24 btw


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111675 del
lmao what is this


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111676 del
can't even attack if you want to


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111677 del
Based retard attack when it is actually suitable.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111678 del
e-bike mode ON


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.111679 del
is it actually still 2km to go? the profile says it ends after the climb


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.111680 del
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Picnic MARTINEZ 2nd??


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.111681 del
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>>111679


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.111682 del
>>111680
he's got new knees apparantly


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.111683 del
where the fuck is everyone
brenner? lapeira? where are the climbers


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.111684 del
>aaaaaaaaaaa save me BARRE
t. lemon


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.111685 del
BARRE BETRAYAL


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.111686 del
BRENNER KWAB


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.111687 del
christen is actually like 60IQ but he's strong so it compensates


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.111688 del
>>111687
Best kind of rider


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.111689 del
surely thats a yellow card for Christen


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.111690 del
>Jan Christen winning a world tour stage.
wtf


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.111691 del
I am going to score 0 points for this whole fucking race. Next time I am just not entering


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.111692 del
Brenner is strong when they allow him to change his saddle height


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.111693 del
>>111687
he's not strong enough to compensate 2bh
del dopo on the other hand ..


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.111694 del
>>111689
I'm sure you can say you were dodging one of the 20 potholes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.111695 del
ROMEO very strong, not getting bonked by puncheurs on these rampas at all.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.111696 del
Well fuck you very much Fisher Black


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.111697 del
well picking sheffield was a massive mistake...


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.111698 del
Biestergod 32nd


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.111699 del
>>111698
That long as real name of mavi garcia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.111700 del
>>111698
damn that's good, only 20 seconds slower than notorious puncheur buitrago


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.111701 del
I'm quoting again heh. See it as free (you)s


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.111702 del
>>111697
other picks aren't doing too bad at least.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.111703 del
Brennoid wins again.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.111704 del
Anyone noticed how kasia is not having her jersey unzipped as often anymore?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.111705 del
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>>111700


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.111706 del
femmes peleton reduced to 20 riders and the climb hasn't started yet


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.111707 del
>>111700
Wrong quote kek, treat it as a free (you) as well.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.111708 del
Marlen winning would be fun


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.111709 del
Sheffield Magnus
Netcompany INEOS 2:38


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.111710 del
>>111706
as it should be


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.111711 del
>>111709
>Boichis Adrien 8:54


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.111712 del
>>111704
she's married now, slutty years are behind her


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.111713 del
Pauline KWAB


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111714 del
attaque campeon del mundo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111715 del
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>>111711


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111716 del
>>111709
I am beside myself with anger


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111717 del
female rainbow jersey showing up for once.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111718 del
>>111714
>>111717
and immediately imploded


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111719 del
Thalita de Oude is 32


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111720 del
kek all those people yelling allez pauline at the wrong rider


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111721 del
3 words:
ULLE WAR SAUBER


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.111722 del
haha PFP


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.111723 del
bert's gf niamh dropped


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.111724 del
how come there are fans?
i thought it was life threatening to be there !?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.111725 del
>>111714
That skeleton of Holgrem still there


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.111726 del
muzicová is washed


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.111727 del
Suisse commentator seething about his velogames team, he picked PFP.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.111728 del
why isn't zigart on whatever pogi is


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.111729 del
>>111725
Now I'm giving out free (you)'s.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.111730 del
>>111728
broke her jaw like 4-5 weeks ago in a megachute


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.111731 del
>>111728
Well for one being able to ride your bike without crashing every few days would help with the dope working


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.111732 del
>>111730
it's not like she was very great before that


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.111733 del
>>111723
FUCK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.111734 del
Pogi's gf in group PFP-Labous


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.111735 del
do something kasia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.111736 del
Roog's churning pedaling painful to watch


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.111737 del
female UAE in shambles


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.111738 del
big tree goes solo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.111739 del
>>111736
she's just like bertacek


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.111740 del
>>111736
a rapide 40 rpm


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.111741 del
>>111739
the fuck? i look gracious on the bike


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.111742 del
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MTB bros, we're back


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111743 del
smart by kasia because marlen will fuck with vollering


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111744 del
>>111742
the Netherlands look like this?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111745 del
attaque kwabsia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111746 del
KASIAAAAA


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111747 del
Not based retard from Kwabsia.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.111748 del
>>111746
GO KASIA


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.111749 del
>all these berts watching women's "cycling" instead of just going to high res images and vids later
Sad


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.111750 del
>>111744
he's probably in livigno


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.111751 del
based blasi wheelsucking her hag leader


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.111752 del
>>111728
a common pogpologist bit is >zigart is proof that pog is clean


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.111753 del
reusser is very good at mindgames
demi is the classic dutch hothead


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.111754 del
>>111753
BIG Marlen knows to just diesel her way up


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.111755 del
>>111754
yes but also riding beside demi when she ask for a turn only to get back in her wheel


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.111756 del
this gap is getting serious


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111757 del
>>111756
she's more than a minute down


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111758 del
>>111756
theres no way she's not going to blow up she's already vo2maxing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111759 del
>>111757
yeah and still a lot of climbing left


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111760 del
If she went 5km to go I'd start believing now, 9km is just too far.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.111761 del
>>111753
mindgaming her way out of yellow


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.111762 del
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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.111763 del
those are some pumped up lips on kwabsia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.111764 del
You guys could have warned my about jose be*n. I guess I won't watch the femme for another year


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.111765 del
>>111764
watch on sbs


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.111766 del
>>111764
surely you have an official broadcast for that if even I have one
surely you don't have to watch anglo cuckshit


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.111767 del
berts I think she might do it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.111768 del
women hating eachother again potentially gifting kasia 2nd tdf, hilarious


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.111769 del
>>111766
Yeah, it's on francetv. Just got used to tiz I guess


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.111770 del
CANYON/ZWIFT CORNER SPONSORED BY BERTACEK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.111771 del
brtek gonna have to buy that endurace if kasia makes it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.111772 del
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Yeah, I need to turn off Polish feed, their voices are shaking, his and hers.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.111773 del
okay I was wrong, I underestimated the women hatred


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.111774 del
crack any second now h-heh
just you wait


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111775 del
>>111773
Guess they're committed now kek, truly a Toro-Carapaz moment.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111776 del
How can you watch this and take this sport serioulsy?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111777 del
um yes well, when it's time to get slightly nervous?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111778 del
>>111776
I'm not a massive chud


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.111779 del
That brenner vs christen finish was pretty cool.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.111780 del
alright I get it now. Kasia is flying because she's on a CANYON and Marlen sucks because while she's on a CANYON she's on Movistar (complete trash team, massive malus) which outweighs the CANYON buff


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.111781 del
demi looks furiously weak


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.111782 del
kasia made her gap before the headwind, actual big brained tactics


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111783 del
Gr. Maillot Blanc about to catch the kwab duo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111784 del
How come Vollering wins every race with ease aside from the TDFFaS?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111785 del
I told you Berts I fucken told you


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111786 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.111787 del
>>111784
she's team /weakmind/

not even joking


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.111788 del
>>111784
mental midget


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.111789 del
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>>111785
Ok, I am starting to believe.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.111790 del
>>111785
you were right, too right even


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.111791 del
Still a long way to the top
still a long way to Nice


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.111792 del
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women are a meme


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.111793 del
gonna be an interesting final stage that's for sure


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111794 del
niewiadopage


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111795 del
>>111794
purchase CANYON


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111796 del
demi was acting very cocky for someone this weak on long climbs


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111797 del
Marlen dood


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.111798 del
the kwabolic duo is painfacing a bit too much for how weak they've been climbing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.111799 del
>>111790
:)


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.111800 del
>zipped up jersey
she just isn't the same


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.111801 del
>>111800
more aero, that's how she's doing it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.111802 del
>>111800
to be fair it was a bit unzipped like 10 minutes ago


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.111803 del
>>111800
lauren dickson has taken up that torch show off her nasty chest tattoo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.111804 del
>>111798
they look uber bonked


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.111805 del
Kwablen Reusser
Demi Kwabenring


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.111806 del
>Gr. KWAB-KWAK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.111807 del
>>111804
yea and its concerning


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.111808 del
starting to SMILE


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.111809 del
Gunna have two minutes.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111810 del
unkwabbed Kasia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111811 del
very deserved, the men could never


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111812 del
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YEEEHAW


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111813 del
>French timekeeping


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.111814 del
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>nowhere near two minutes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.111815 del
if she can do that than she was very retarded


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.111816 del
>4th win in the last 3 seasons
almost too much winning for her standards


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.111817 del
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Not if Demi does somehting she will have 2 minutes. But this is nice.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.111818 del
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.111819 del
big chompers on niedermaier


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.111820 del
>>111815
have you not watched vollering vs anyone in TDF? hatred and jealousy are always there


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.111821 del
le court with the van wilder special


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.111822 del
Ok, there were real cycling lives frente is 2:50 from pelotao at 35km to go.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.111823 del
>>111820
I don't know, last year she was just weak
the year before wiebes bertrayed her
2023 she won
and then before that I only remember anime absolutely dabbing on every femme


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.111824 del
Demi lactating a bit


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.111825 del
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>Émilien JACQUELIN to ride the prestigious La Polynormande


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.111826 del
where are the viskwaks?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.111827 del
god damn she's so pretty


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.111828 del
>>111825
>hiding in races without uno-x
KWAB


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.111829 del
Rolf ALDAG redeemed


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.111830 del
is the frenč gonna make it?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.111831 del
>>111830
hopefully


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.111832 del
non-coastal Algarve SOVL


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.111833 del
>>111831
they lost torty seconds in tree minutes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.111834 del
>>111833
unfortunate


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.111835 del
Today is kinda my home stage, mostly the start


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.111836 del
>>111835
Everything looks so dry


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.111837 del
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had a chute today going 44kph and some polish (kurwa) ebiker coming the other way thought exactly as I pass her that it is time to pull left and turn around with complete disregard of me flying right at her. thank god for me fresh tires and disc brakes I did not fall on asphalt, just some circus move over the handlebars into the grass. the boomer crashed pretty heavy on the road tho. only damage on me side is medium sized bulge on me arm where I hit her handlebar


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.111838 del
>>111837
I fear the e-bike boomer on every commute


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.111839 del
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>>111837
Very polish themed day today.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.111840 del
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>>111839


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.111841 del
>>111838
Honestly they're worse than youth on scooters


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.111842 del
>>111836
Pretty normal for this time of the year.

The Algarve has some troubles from time to time on their mountains, but this kind of vegetation is actually appropriate for the climate, meaning wildfires are kinda rare around here.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.111843 del
>>111841
at least the scooter talahons stay in the city, the ebike boomer is everywhere


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.111844 del
fireworks in portugal


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.111845 del
now this is racing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.111846 del
ultimt kilomt


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.111847 del
rui, buddy, you ain't gonna win shit like that


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.111848 del
Insane how quickly they give the results in Portugal


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.111849 del
Ruinis the wout of the low level racing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.111850 del
idk but the Anicolor lad looked like how won to me


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111851 del
>>111850
yeah same


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111852 del
>>111340
>2 Daniel Cavia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111853 del
SALGUEIRO was the guy to pick for 8, FUCK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111854 del
But all things considered, MESA is no MENDOSH


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.111855 del
he got it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.111856 del
>>111848
wrong this time but I still appreciate


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.111857 del
Heh my guy contte is just warming up


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.111858 del
>>111837
VERY relatable these guys are insane and unpredictable


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.111859 del
>>111837
>another Bert almost assassinated by e-bike boomer menace


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.111860 del
Guadeloupe is live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SvPAeSVCQEM [Embed]


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.111861 del
Some of top 10 starting without d*sc wheel


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.111862 del
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Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.111863 del
MesaGOD I am BACK!!!!


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.111864 del
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>>111852


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.111865 del
maillot jaune is catching his two minutes man
unheard of scenes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.111866 del
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pas normal


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.111867 del
STÜSSI lost 50 (fifty) seconds on maillot jaune


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.111868 del
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What advice would you give this young man?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.111869 del
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>>111868
Eat a lot of sugar and ride as much as you can.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.111870 del
>>111868
at that point you just gotta keep at it every day


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.111871 del
>>111868
>you're gonna need a bigger bait


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.111872 del
genuine question: how do you berts do intervals on the road? it feels like my legs are too "dumb" to actually stick to the prescribed watts, either overshooting it hard or being far under it but never being precisely in the range

on the trainer it's a no-brain activity and there's no issue, I understand this may seem like a dumb question


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.111873 del
>>111868
I wouldn't say a single thing to him, and that's what no one did. Anyway, after that I would ask him what the fuck a mile is because I have NO idea


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.111874 del
>>111872
it's easiest on a steady climb of course, something in the 5-7% range so you can keep a high rpm


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.111875 del
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>>111874
missed this part


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.111876 del
>>111872
its normal that the watts are a constant up and down and you're on/off the gas to compensate. It gets better the more you do it and you also have to look at the computer less and less because your feel for the effort gets better


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.111877 del
>>111874
>steady 5-7% climb
You can only do that on the VAM Berg or in Limburg in the Netherlands


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.111878 del
>>111868
no advice, straight to the slaughterhouse


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.111879 del
>>111872
Honestly not much to it except practice. I think it might be easier to get used to at a power where you're fully comfortable. So practice with tempo or lower, and hopefully the experience transfers to doing harder efforts also. Personally I don't really like doing hard intervals on the road, to much shit to be keeping track of while you're blowing up.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.111880 del
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Heh, walking between these drivers today I felt like in that meme where there's a party and this dude is alone in the corner like "they don't know I.."

They don't know I am not just a big ogre who makes photos of everything because this is a passtime for a retard grug, I can recognize half of them, can tell some of them just by how they look on the bike, know their race history better than them, cursed their names out more than their mothers and even had a hand in willing some of them into existence.

Heh..


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.111881 del
So Kasia's performance today was apparently the greatest femmes climbing performance ever and Demi's the 2nd best. Yes, both better than PFP's sulphurous performance last year.

Great to see that wheels keep getting rounder all across the board. True equality.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.111882 del
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>>111881
lets see
alright


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.111883 del
>>111882
that is not very impressive, is it?
isn't the difference, in athletics for example, about 10%?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.111884 del
>>111882
we might've berts in this very thread who can do 5.2w/kg on a climb this lng


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.111885 del
>>111883
others have 5.34 w/kg for the entire climb (55'22'') and vollering at 5.17 w/kg for the entire thing idk how much they consider the constantly changing wind and drafting and shit
previously was pfp at 5.04 w/kg for 64:50. Male cycling doesn't even have climbs that long anymore kek


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well yes the GAP is quite ... big


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.111887 del
I'm mostly impressed by the YoY improvements of an almost 32 yo woman. She did like 4.75 w/kg for 67 min last year (which was her best performance ever at the time according to estimators).


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.111888 del
>>111886
I don't know if there's even a comparable 60 minutes climb for the hommes
Maybe the de la Bonette? That one is not so steep and never used as MTF


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.111889 del
>>111887
that's seixas tier gains, femmes are getting serious


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.111890 del
>>111888
I went looking for WT climbs, the longest Tour climbs they do these days are Mont Ventoux (~55 min) and Col de La Loze (~60-70 min depending on the version). Though one could maybe consider Télégraphe + Galibier (~85 min) as one climb.

Outside the Tour there's Finestre (~60 min) and Thyon 2000 (~58 min).

A few years back, Val Thorens (~77 min) was a massive one.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.111891 del
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>>111890
Those will all be sub 45 by 2030s


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.111892 del
Ciclismo?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.111893 del
friend of mine build a 32" gravel bike and I have to admit that it actually rides great
looks even more ridiculous irl than in photos though


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.111894 del
>>111892
Boy oh boy do I have good news for you!


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.111895 del
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>>111892


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.111896 del
>>111893
how tall is he?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.111897 del
>>111896
slightly taller than me (around 1,87) but still a size l frame
wouldn't be surprised if it will be the standard size for really big guys soon


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.111898 del
>>111893
you are friends with bertaczek irl?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.111899 del
>>111897
Knowing the industry they might push it for everyone. Honestly I don't think at 1m78 I would like something like that. I'm sure it feels great at speed though


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.111900 del
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Hmm. Wasn't going to keep this but it's growing on me.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.111901 del
>>111900
its a nice jersey, can barely tell its a current team one for outsiders


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.111902 del
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danube bikepath is more dangerous now than riding on the autobahn probably. the ebiker menace is out of control, had another near crash today with another boomer


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.111903 del
>DNS WIDAR Jarno


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.111904 del
>>111903
Pauline decided to DNS in solidarity with Jarno.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.111905 del
>>111904
Kek what a kwak


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.111906 del
>>111904
kwaks


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.111907 del
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>>111903
there is no hope for the next next Remco


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.111908 del
>>111907
First UIJTEBROEKS
then WIDAR
is being the next Remco the greatest curse?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.111909 del
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Only 1 categorised climb today in the volta but there seems to be a lot of ramps towards the end. How peculiar .


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.111910 del
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Good morning, Bert.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.111911 del
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>>111910


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.111912 del
>>111910
mornin'


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.111913 del
>>111910
Highly annoying foid.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.111914 del
>>111910
>Vollering
>666 pts
meanwhile, Demi is performing a satanic ritual


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.111915 del
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mountain eggs
multiple bad incidents with motorcycle swine today, one while descending at around 90 ks an hour. Two swines cut me real close while I was cornering (nearly gave me a heart attack), went into oncoming traffic while they were at it causing cars there to evade and brake hard. The other was a biker gang overtaking as close as possible and some of them shouting stuff at me. That kind of thing happens often, if I have 10 bad experiences with motorists in a year 9 of those are with motorcycles and most of them the biker gang type


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.111916 del
>>111915
time for some gravel rides eh


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.111917 del
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>>111916
trading the motorcycle for the ebike eh
haven't been riding any gravel lately, insects been real nasty in the woods


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.111918 del
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>heat dome, episode 4 and 5, on their way


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.111919 del
>>111915
>>111917
never had any issue with motorcycles but most climbs are ride are not passos but unipuertos of sorts
only it the erzgebirge there is usualy thousands of them


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.111920 del
>>111918
>new heatwave incoming
I read that on friday and was like huh when did the last one end LOL


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.111921 del
>>111915
Nice eggs. Yeah every region has its own problem. Here it's the very old boomers with their cars. They do go 30 km/h but they have been blind for a decade


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.111922 del
7 km to go in burgos


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.111923 del
And BARRE betraying in Tatransky region


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.111924 del
>polish didi from temu


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.111925 del
>Didi from Wish
LAME


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.111926 del
Bettiol decent shape. I feel bad for not picking my boy


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.111927 del
G2 slurpage may hand it to Lluis.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.111928 del
BARRÉ has such a wierd pedaling style


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.111929 del
I have seen enough
UAE about to be humiliated


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.111930 del
>>111928
In french we have a nice saying "pédaler avec les oreilles" well you're going all out, fits him well


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.111931 del
TOTAL UAE HUMILIATION


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.111932 del
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I have seen enough
GALL about to go paranormal at the lagunas


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.111933 del
>>111931
you love to see it


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.111934 del
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SPLIT IN PELOTON
now BISIAUX with a monster pull and GALL will be unleashed


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.111935 del
>>111932
Gall actually might have won the vuelta had pogi decided to stay in monaco


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.111936 del
ONLEY is a name I haven't heard in a while


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.111937 del
>>111935
ok, pogi stays in Monaco and has the Vuelta come to him instead.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.111938 del
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ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE FELIX GALL


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.111939 del
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Nice landa tribute by GALL


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.111940 del
>>111937
Kek, forgot about it


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.111941 del
>>111935
VERY likely, yes


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.111942 del
torres ain't it


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.111943 del
If GALL is turd at the sprint deux he's gonna lose the GC to ONLEY perhaps


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.111944 del
MAS NICOLAU mandatory pick this very La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.111945 del
GALL cleverly letting the lads go to steal some bonis


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.111946 del
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>>111944
>Mas staying on his bike for 3 weeks


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.111947 del
grande


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.111948 del
>>111935
imagine AG2R finally won a grand tour and it was Gall of all places


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.111949 del
Kek thank god seixas broke the curse


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.111950 del
>Louis Barré French world tour GC winner
dude never won something before in his life


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.111951 del
>>111949
Isn't BARRE expected to lose 5 minutes in the trial of time?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.111952 del
GALL IN DIFFICULTY


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.111953 del
Vismoids flying.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.111954 del
GALL GALL GALL


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.111955 del
gall wins the GC?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.111956 del
>GRANDE
<SQUEAK
>GRANDE
<SQUEAK
>GRANDE
<SQUEAK


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.111957 del
>>111951
Probably, but to whom?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.111958 del
The found tree seconds between only and GALL so GALL won the GC by two seconds


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.111959 del
>>111957
ROMEO Iban


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.111960 del
>>111957
Big Brain CHRISTEN perhaps


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.111961 del
>>111957
Sombrero is a decent TTer.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.111962 del
Why did TUCKWELL DNS? Asking for a friend who plays some stupid internet points velogame.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.111963 del
Powpow kwaked by my GRUSZCZYŃSKI


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.111964 del
I have nobody again. Demolish this cursed shit clown race


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.111965 del
the famous VAR valley, where Berts come to ride


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.111966 del
>>111964
>4 of the top 6 in GC
Heh, nothing personnel, kid


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.111967 del
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made some lasagna while daydrinking, it smells VERY good


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.111968 del
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>>111967
I want one now.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.111969 del
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>MOREIRA and O'CONNOR at the frenč in Portugal


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.111970 del
so all it takes for Gall to win a GC is that it doesn't have an ITT. it's that easy.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.111971 del
humiliation ritual in Poland


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.111972 del
(1.46 MB 1472x827 scaroni.png)
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courtesy of rusbert/tiz


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.111973 del
the lassies might make it


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.111974 del
>>111973
gap is cratering


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.111975 del
please drop Weibes 🙏


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.111976 del
Wrist broken?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.111977 del
titty slide


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.111978 del
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>chute tete de la course


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.111979 del
brave grille tbh
hommes would never


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.111980 del
(49.79 KB 976x850 1635329678213.png)


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.111981 del
Wtf


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.111982 del
Moaning squeakban, hardgirl.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.111983 del
demi goes solo


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.111984 del
turns out demi doesn't go solo


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.111985 del
Nice, home


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.111986 del
(221.25 KB 500x500 1626016607710.png)


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.111987 del
Pois lachée on piccolo Poggio.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.111988 del
demi V


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.111989 del
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Rampa brutalistica coming up


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.111990 del
Furiously weak


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.111991 del
wiebesbros the GCgirls are fucking with us when nobody else would


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.111992 del
Longo saving kasia


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.111993 del
Kasia DEAD


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.111994 del
Big Marlen dropped like a brick


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.111995 del
TOTAL KASIA EXPLOSION


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.111996 del
KWABSIA


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.111997 del
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how can tour de france hommes zonder zwift even compete?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.111998 del
KWAB


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.111999 del
better than the men's


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.112000 del
Ok, they will weld it but she is not surviving tomorrow.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.112001 del
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>french timekeeping


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.112002 del
lamborghini saving kwabsia


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.112003 del
>>111997
it can't


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.112004 del
this is really good


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.112005 del
Why is borghini pullign so hard? Is it another woman hatred thing?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.112006 del
>>112005
that isn't real


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.112007 del
>>112005
lamborghini is 4th trying to get on the podium


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.112008 del
Yeah, they will not weld it.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.112009 del
>>112005
She always rides


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.112010 del
>>112005
wants to distance marlen


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.112011 del
Kwabsia


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.112012 del
kwab


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.112013 del
>>112007
>>112009
>>112010
>>112006
I see. It's like another sport really


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.112014 del
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specialized (absolute swine) is striking back but I have no doubt CANYON will prevail in the end


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.112015 del
>>112014
I knew I was right to buy the crux


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.112016 del
>>112013
In more things than one is femmes cycling similar to junior racing


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.112017 del
>>112014
s-worksbros... we cannot stop winning


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.112018 del
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We haven't catastrophic explosion like today since the days when Benjamin LE NY dropped Anaël MATHIAS on the slopes of Vieux Habitants at the Grand Tour of Guadeloupe


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.112019 del
>>112018
BRUTAL


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.112020 del
>>112018
>tfw no big bunda antillaise gf to pour water on you while you explode on some RAMPA


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.112021 del
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>>112018
"haven't seen"*
now those were good times
kwabsia seething


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.112022 del
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>>112021


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.112023 del
We may akshually get a MOREIRA win in Volta 26.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.112024 del
>>112023
yes well it's not the right one but it will have to do


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.112025 del
Pelotao fucked up


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.112026 del
>APS Pro Cycling by Team Cadence Cyclery
why are they on Van Rysel bikes? do they have to buy the bikes themselves?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.112027 del
>Tomáš Konte


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.112028 del
>QUARTUCCI perdendu kontaktchu


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.112029 del
2 kilomšt
Looking good for frenš


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.112030 del
However...


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.112031 del
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WHAT


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.112032 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.112033 del
CHUTE BRUTALE


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.112034 del
miosh diosh


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.112035 del
Men down


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.112036 del
haha rui oliveira
what a kwab


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.112037 del
Linarez finally showing up


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.112038 del
Horrible crash, rui is actually retarded


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.112039 del
>>112036
looks like he was riding 2 gears too big


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.112040 del
>>112039
he's just like me


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.112041 del
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Anyway, back to lassies
There is nothing incriminating on the live broadcast
There was a suspicious time cut and I dare say the FIX is IN


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.112042 del
1 and 3.
I am feasting this volta.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.112044 del
FUCK


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.112045 del
>>112043
Seethe at the domineering lesbian, good.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.112046 del
>>112043
Haha


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.112047 del
>>112043
based


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.112048 del
>>112043
Top kek


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.112049 del
>>112043
based
call'er out


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.112050 del
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>>112043
>was it part of the plan?

I'm howling.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.112051 del
ANTUNSH bros.. losing time already.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.112052 del
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>alright lass today you will KILL her
>that is the plan


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.112053 del
>>112051
That all gets reduced to same time, that's just how their system reports it at first


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.112054 del
>>112053
Aha, not paying attention, me.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.112055 del
>>112050
>dr. niewiadoma, i'm CelIA


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.112056 del
the riders dying on the rampas of Guadeloupe are just like me


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.112057 del
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WE LIVE IN COLUMBIA


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.112058 del
>>112057
The district?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.112059 del
>>112058
the Republic of Colombia, also known as Kolumbie


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.112060 del
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Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.112061 del
>>112041
there is nothing she just drops the wheel


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.112062 del
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>>112057
there's something about vueltas with a MTF at over 4000 meters above sea level


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.112063 del
>>112060
Boy oh boy russbert is going to have wild dreams


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.112064 del
>>112062
Inhumas


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.112065 del
Cole barely holding on


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.112066 del
(3.48 MB 1280x720 2026-08-08 23-37-24.webm)


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.112067 del
>>112066
bwoahh


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.112068 del
>>112066
tremadille?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.112069 del
stüssi qui est la


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.112070 del
STÜSSI present and accounted


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.112071 del
>>112070
stüssi laché...


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.112072 del
STÜSSI going backwards???


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.112073 del
Maillot jaune in difficulty!


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.112074 del
Maillot jaune in BIG trouble
STÜSSI about to end those hapless frenchies their entire careers


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.112075 del
Very interesting race down in Guadeloupe
STÜSSI is RAIDING but is almost 5 minutes down in the GC
Maillot Jaune has been dropped but not completely
Volarberg also has two leftenants at the tete


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.112076 del
No camera on the STÜSSI group


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.112077 del
MAILLOT JAUNE FATAL CRACKÉ


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.112078 del
I missed my boys getting the 1-2. Should have paid more attention.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.112079 del
my boy INCEL goes nuclear


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.112080 del
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Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.112081 del
>>112080
so much soul


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.112082 del
INCEL GOES PARABOLIC


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.112083 del
INCEL KWAB


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.112084 del
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kek, nice route you got there


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.112085 del
>>112084
Someone will die on that descent though


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.112086 del
abnormal recovery from the maillot jaune
I am feeling a little stupid


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.112087 del
>>112084
That is not in Ni- wait never mind


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.112088 del
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caida in colombia


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.112089 del
Missed the Volta stage because I was out the whole day diving, but it seems my boy Matiash is finally scoring the points


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.112090 del
lmao


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.112091 del
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>>112090


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.112092 del
dominating win by a koredor


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.112093 del
Of course, it's PAREDES, who else


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.112094 del
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>>112093
>Suspended from 2019-02-27 to 2023-02-26


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.112095 del
Just hoping Nevesh also has no decency after a 4-year ban because I dropped Salgueiro for that asshole


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.112096 del
>>112095
No I did this.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.112097 del
>>112096
Well me too. I had Salgueiro and Matiash and then saw the Nevesh results so I changed it to him and some 4-point retard and surely this will work out in the end


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.112098 del
>>112097
I've had mine (not yours) Wandertukiewicz but that may have been akshually a good adjustment.
Wonder if he will do anything when some KOMs start, like tomorrow.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.112099 del
https://x.com/ProCyclingStats/status/2086157333793488902

what do the femme expert think?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.112100 del
>>112099
that's what the stoner foid was seething about? literally nothing happened besides her choosing the wrong line


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.112101 del
>>112099
Racing incident, no further action.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.112102 del
>>112099
french foid obviously tried to take her out, gross behavior. Reminder that FDJ hommes would do this too, were they strong enough to


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.112103 del
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>>112102
>were they strong enough to


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.112104 del
>>112103
>tfw you will never live in the parallel world where superdomestique and road captain squillaume martin orders cavagna and madouas on kamikaze attacks against pogi, fish et al. to deliver the fourth consecutive tour to leader gaudu
thank goodness


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.112105 del
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>>112104
The twilight zone. Where impossible things happen very often.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.112106 del
>>112105
stuff of legends


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.112107 del
>>112105
His ego probably feeds on this and dropping Pogi on Granon to this day


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.112108 del
>>112107
will his ego survive finishing behind jacquelin next week at the polynormande though?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.112109 del
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Managed to sneak in 3 hours in the z2 mines just before sunset. Tolerable today, although at slightly fewer watts.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.112110 del
>>112109
>having precise weight
I wouldn't dare


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.112111 del
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>>112109
Nice eggs.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.112112 del
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I missed a lot of cycling action today. I need an executive summary.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.112113 del
>>112112
summary execution is the best i can offer


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.112114 del
>>112112
women seething
olivera kwab
scaroni leading poland
gall wins a GC
dopage in colombia
stussi kwabbed


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.112115 del
>>112110
I'm beyond shame


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.112116 del
will watch women that compete at a high level human-speaking. I will watch any Michèle Mouton. I will watch a woman competing against men in any sport at the top level and I will even watch sports where women excel at over men. Because that is what top sports is about, being amazed of what humans are capable of, seeing humans at their limits.

BUT

I will not watch the femmes avec swift. I will not watch wnba. I will not watch women football. I will not watch women tennis. I will not watch inferior performances just because they're women.

And it disgusts me to see that more and more of this very office are falling for the marketing of the people making money of this.
Do not come with excuses about a femmes race being more interesting because in that case, we should start professionalizing juniors, those are even more interesting races.
But no, they wont do that because then people would watch the juniors (with at least the same performance as woman) and not the femmes anymore.

You can push me all you want. You can shove it down my throat, you can try to guilt me, you can cancel me.
I do not fucking care. I am not a cuck.I do not fall for the marketing hooknose.

Respectfully, fuck you.
> insert fitting pepe image of your preference


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.112117 del
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>>112116
Good man.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.112118 del
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>>112116
thats alright no problem


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.112119 del
>>112116
Okay thanks


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.112120 del
>>112116
start watching chud


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.112121 del
(1.79 MB 720x1280 mystery.mp4)


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.112122 del
>>112121
Oh wow it's absolutely nothing like everyone else said so far.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.112123 del
>>112121
BAN THIS SICK FILTH


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.112124 del
>>112123
Shut up nigger


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.112125 del
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How does this compare to the Netherlands?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.112126 del
>>112124
Wrong burger


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.112127 del
>>112125
is that 10 hrs of ovt daily?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.112128 del
>>112127
I'm not sure, but is that considered a large or small amount of daily overtime in Europe?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.112129 del
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Watching the end of TdFHsZ again.

What a finish. Pogi and MVDP trading pulls against all odds and then that ridiculous, delirious sprint for the win. Kino of a magnitude we have rarely seen.

Love Pogi. Love MVDP. Long live cyclisme.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.112130 del
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>>112121


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.112131 del
>>112116
based flandrien


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.112132 del
>>112125
adjusted for cost of living I'm pretty sure this is a lot worse


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.112133 del
Torre day HYPE


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.112134 del
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Ah. They eat beans. I forgot about the beans.


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Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.112137 del
why are we talking about José Been again?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.112138 del
What do berts do when they have a flat. I'm always a bit paranoiac about riding on low pressure after fixing them so usually I just shorten my ride


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.112139 del
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>>112138
3 out of 4 my last pinchazos ended up in a disaster so I decided not to get them anymore


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.112140 del
>>112138
I have clik valves laying around, haven't installed them yet. the idea is that they don't lose air compared to Presta valves when trying to pump it with a small pump.
but yeah, riding back home was what I did when I did get a crevaison.


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>>112133


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.112142 del
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It was dirty ngl.
That said they should do this more in the mens for more heated rivalry imho.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.112143 del
>>112142
This happens in every corner Bert men just don't cry about it


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.112144 del
>>112143
remco would cry about that


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.112145 del
>>112144
he would have chuted better


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.112146 del
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leaked script


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.112147 del
Uci should start fining this. Imagine how much money they would make from rvv alone


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.112148 del
>>112138
I air the tire to about my normal pressure and continue like before


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.112149 del
>>112148
Getting to 90 psi with the small pump is a bit of a nightmare


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.112150 del
>>112141
Antunsh got this


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.112151 del
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>>112149
I just get to a reasonable PSI and continue riding, and then empty and refill at home if a CO cartridge was involved. but last pinchanzo was in mid 2024, around 20.000km ago soo


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.112152 del
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went for a nice little rock scramble, the cold wind felt amazing


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.112153 del
>>112135
Right as I was pondering chili con carne. The Spanish choirzo salad also look great.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.112154 del
>>112152
nice cycling tan line and please don't chute.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.112155 del
>>112152
Not a big exposure guy, me.
Standing on a high curb starts giving me vertigo.
But the view further out is kino.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.112156 del
>>112152
this looks very oddly familiar
honestly these eastern lower alps have their charm
idk why me friends keep wanting to go to 3000+ climbs when these are perhaps even more comfy


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.112157 del
>>112149
last .5 bar with my 2,30€ aliX pump are a struggle against a near immovable object but all in all I think I timed empty -> full to around 3 minutes last time so it's alright


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>>112156
>idk why me friends keep wanting to go to 3000+ climbs when these are perhaps even more comfy
these smaller hikes/climbs are nice but too short IMO, for active recovery day perfect tho. for me the sweetspot are 2500m-2900m mountains as picrel, especially in winter


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.112159 del
>>112144
I said "men"


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.112160 del
>>112152
fisheye goes crazy, mesmerizing to look at


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.112161 del
>>112156
tell them okay we do the 3k climb but we also hike down and they'll never ask again kek


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.112162 del
>>112129
it was good because they like each other and wanted the other one to win if they couldn't do it, Pog emptied himself at the end so Grug could finish it off


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.112163 del
>>112134
>>112135
>>112136
This nigga eating BEANS


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.112164 del
>>112152
fuuuuck that's stunning


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.112165 del
>>112146
feasting


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.112166 del
>>112138
ask my domestique for his wheel of coursh


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.112167 del
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We used to be a proper country


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.112168 del
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>That flag
Time is a flat circle


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.112169 del
>>112158
>>112161
I'm going to Solden this september (weather permitting) to do a 3500 and the thing I dread is the descent (and the traffic near Munchen but that's different story)

But I have been to Kalkalpen park, to Hoschwab (slept at the Schnitzelhaus), want to go to Hochtor (the spitze), those are all around 2k but you can easily do 1500 elevation a day.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.112170 del
>>112169
the hochschwab I wanna do this fall but in one go.

which 3500 you are going for?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.112171 del
>>112170
Kreuzspitze
no language is very original with naming its peaks


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.112172 del
>>112171
bwoahh, thats another level. would not be comfortable doing that. do you bring crampons and stuff?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.112173 del
Are you people climbing with rope and harness or is this like a via ferrata or is this just some cables to guide you on steep part of hike?

We don't have much stuff like this in our US parks. Stuff like the cable route on Half Dome in Yosemite is the exception rather than the rule


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.112174 del
>>112173
today was ferrata but I did not bring the harness and just scrambled up, it was not very dangerous


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.112175 del
>>112173
no nothing we climb raw


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.112176 del
>>112172
should be 100% dry and snow free unless the heat domes turn into a snow dome


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.112177 del
What does HAYTER do.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.112178 del
>>112177
paycheck farming


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>>112173
Cloud's Rest > Half Dome, anyways: it's higher and you get to see Half Dome


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.112180 del
>>112177
what a stupid signing that was, guy literally refuses to cycle in stages and he doesn't even fully ttmax


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.112181 del
>>112179
the amount of pure nature in the US is Incomprehensible for the yuromind


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.112182 del
>>112177
he thought he was gonna be the next Wout and when it didn't pan out he gave up


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.112183 del
why is pericas the favorite today anyway, he hasn't really been that good
lost to some really weak riders in romania


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>>112183
also oliveira, the level isn't so high on pcs than it is on the goomble


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.112185 del
>>112177
manifestos


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.112186 del
>>112178
>>112180
>>112182
It's his contract year, shouldn't he be trying. Or is he going to *srael NSN.


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>>112186
he gave up years ago


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.112188 del
>>112186
he might just go back to track cycling full time


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.112189 del
>>112183
Oddsmakers get access to the script


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.112190 del
>>112177
Lures unsuspecting Velogoomblers to their demise


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.112191 del
>>112186
my theory is that all these guys who were overhyped at a young age and suck now are too arrogant to actually try in races


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.112192 del
>>112157
Ref?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.112193 del
>>112191
the guy just sopped cycling entirely really
he doesn't even do domestique work most races
just dangles off the back


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.112194 del
>>112190
Fell for him not that long ago.
>>112191
Feels like they plateau at the initial hype phase, and then realize push through it means some monk lifestyle commitment and stop trying.
Plus getting the arrogant cope with it all.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.112195 del
>>112149
Use CO2 cartridges


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.112196 del
>>112149
schrader adapter + gas station


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>>112190
there's even people getting paid to fall for him


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.112198 del
>>112197
aaaand cavagna is 7th already
bald fraudulence


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.112199 del
>>112198
What is it about baldness and fraudulence


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he crashed again didn't he


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.112201 del
Signs of life from Chutefield.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.112202 del
>>112201
pretty weak


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.112203 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.112204 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.112205 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JLDsfn7q59A [Embed]


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.112206 del
Poor KUNG hopes this is enough to win, he will be kwiked yet again.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.112207 del
predictions for the femmes today?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.112208 del
>>112207
fraudulence, seething, Demi wins yellow


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.112209 del
>>112206
would only fear romeo if I was him


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.112210 del
>>112209
yep there he is


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.112211 del
>>112207
demi attacks and wins even more


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.112212 del
>>112207
No, I don't watch women's cycling and have no comment on it.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.112213 del
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I miss Nice


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.112214 del
ABANDON SANCHEZ Ruben


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.112215 del
Not ROMEO.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.112216 del
Thought Niamh's bro is not to be ignored.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.112217 del
we live in portugal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.112218 del
green jersey goes. Lorena is a climber after all.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.112219 del
all the tiz streams have 5 fps


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.112220 del
CHRISTEN not rapido


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.112221 del
hag laché


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.112222 del
should be lachée as female form


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.112223 del
Thanks Wilco.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.112224 del
Imagine if we had a h*mmes race where the GC was not decided by the last day
What a radical idea


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.112225 del
demi already down 2 help hjaelpers


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.112226 del
>>112223
makes no sense for him being so bad


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.112227 del
suisse commentators are calling out kwabsia as childish and that the scene was a nothingburger.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.112228 del
>>112213
Same


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.112229 del
>>112227
stimmt eh


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.112230 del
CHRISTEN disappointing


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.112231 del
Only have 15 efforts on this climb, would have expected more. I guess there are a lot of options around there


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.112232 del
is brenner about to win GC


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.112233 del
so pogi is there as bidon guy?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.112234 del
LEMON shockingly slow, his GC hopes are over


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.112235 del
barré can't ITT, who knew.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.112236 del
BRENNEN ahead of black fisherman


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.112237 del
>>112232
Yep.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.112238 del
>>112231
up the grande corniche?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.112239 del
>>112238
Yeah, the one the girls are doing now. It's the traditional/quieter side


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.112240 del
marco brenner wt stage winner, huh who would've thought that


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.112241 del
>>112219
daddylive is working again after months where I haven't been able to find a functional version
dlhd.st/watch.php?id=33


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.112242 del
Good day for tudor


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.112243 del
total tudor victory


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>>112239
I always rode it up from here, but I mostly stayed on mont boron / villefranche sur mer


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.112245 del
>>112241
yeah i am watching daddy
idk what the FUCK are the tiz suckers doing lately


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.112246 del
For me, it's KING KUNG


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.112247 del
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There a cnrs lab up there. Some colleagues have it better than others. Imagine the commute


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.112248 del
>>112245
This chat is not a helpdesk. Please use the Blue Button (Upcoming Races) for race info & the red FAQS button for site/stream/archive admin issues. You will find the reason for this requirement in the FAQS. Ignore this request and you may be banned.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.112249 del
deutschland is so back


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>>112247
Nothing beats l'institut de la mer right on the villefranche bay though.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.112251 del
scaroni has never seen a tt bike


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.112252 del
Polska brought Stef to tears. First win since 2024 Chrono des Nations and last ITT at Vuelta.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.112253 del
>>112244
That's irishbert (rest his soul) side. Way too steep


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.112254 del
This TT has been an unmitigated disaster for my veloteam


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.112255 del
>>112253
it nicely opens up the legs


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.112256 del
>>112248
i might still be banned on that chat since my latest incident


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.112257 del
First KUNG's win since 2005


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>>112247
the upcoming solar eclipse is a bad oomen.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.112259 del
>>112255
To be fair when during my PhD I was a huge wattlet. Was riding once or twice per week as a side thing to lifting


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.112260 del
>>112257
no wonder he got so emotional


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.112261 del
>>112257
remember when he randomly won in the vuelta


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.112262 del
Marco Brenner is the first German rider since Jens Voigt in 2008 to win the Tour de Pologne


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.112263 del
UAE utterly kwabbed by Tudor


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.112264 del
chute brappstead


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.112265 del
dutch NC chute


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.112266 del
eze


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.112267 del
>>112262
Jens Voigt now that was a rider


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.112268 del
these houses man


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>"easy pass"
>isn't really that easy


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.112270 del
>>112262
who's the cuck country now after france and germoney did it
italy?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.112271 del
marlen saying she had really bad legs yesterday


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.112272 del
>>112268
I need one


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.112273 del
Abgner GONZALEZ looks 50 (fifty) years old


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.112274 del
>>112270
Colbrelli on Eneco/Binkbank/Benelux Tour 2021?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.112275 del
>>112270
When was the last time a czech won a WT stage race?


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>>112275
Let's not get into cycling second world countries.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.112277 del
>>112275
stybar won one when I was in high school


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.112278 del
>>112275
stybar tour of belgie i think
before that kreuziger won romandie
before that nothing
2015 or 2010-ish?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.112279 del
>>112278
>ENECO Tour 2013
close enough


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.112280 del
>>112262
And on this very day 20 years ago, Jens Voigt won the Deutschland Tour.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.112281 del
when was the last time a swiss rider won a GC
all those mountains and no talents


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thanks


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.112283 del
horseface gets the point jersey


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.112284 del
>>112282
>using gemini in 2026


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.112285 del
>>112281
>mf when some random albasini comes up


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.112286 del
KEK, for Schweiz it is ALBASINI at Catalunya 2012.


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>>112284


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.112288 del
>>112287
you have to use sol 5.6 max thinking™ duh


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.112289 del
Malwina is such a funny name


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.112290 del
>>112287
>>112282
>I use LLMs to help plan and manage my vast wealth
Deebly goncerning


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.112291 del
>>112290
really, I tested it for stocks once and it was horribly bad


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yes, it's very grim for Switzerland, why did France get graced with a generational talent breaking the curse.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.112293 del
>>112290
>>112291
>gives goyim the wrong advice while giving the overlords the right advice
heh, nothing personel


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.112294 del
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AI is retarded


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.112295 del
>>112291
I use it for more big picture stuff rather than individual moves.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.112296 del
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haha


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.112297 del
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>>112287


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.112298 del
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>>112296
Akhem.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.112299 del
muzic is so washed it's unreal
she should retire and be some bert's /cyc/ gf or something


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.112300 del
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Basic Grok is good enough for most rudimentary prompts


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.112301 del
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Polka Puck


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.112302 del
Le Courtová-Pienaarová in difficulty


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.112303 del
>>112301
lame as fuck to be honest, nobody even tried and she didn't even bother on the ventoux


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.112304 del
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Force de frappe flyover


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.112305 del
eurosport germany claims femmes are at 75-80% of hommes viewership


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.112306 del
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>>112305
I believe it, ain't nobody watching pogiwinslol lets be real


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.112307 del
>Femalton is already only 20 runners


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.112308 del
teletubby lachee


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.112309 del
>>112297
>Vacek came quite close in 2026
yeah, only 7 minutes behind Pog


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.112310 del
>>112307
Such is the power of braphogs


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.112311 del
Žery won't be pinning anyone to the barriers tonight


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.112312 del
marlen's struggling


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.112313 del
marlen lachée


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.112314 del
REUSSER lachee


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.112315 del
BIG MARLEN GOING BACKWARDS


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.112316 del
oh ohh demisisters


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.112317 del
Canyon sram with the bloodbag last night


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.112318 del
backstead with the >I'm getting fisted rn face expressions


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.112319 del
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Canyon stocks dropping


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.112320 del
They all FALL under the cruel pedaling of the brapSOW


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.112321 del
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Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.112322 del
stuff like this never happens with the hommes


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.112323 del
backsted with the horny short shorts?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.112324 del
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out of my way fdj fucking shits


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.112325 del
>>112324
BRAAAAAAAPPPPP


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.112326 del
reusser getting kraaked hard


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.112327 del
>>112322
unironically impossible there because its impossible to have gc this close and teams that equal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.112328 del
lamborghini goes vrrroomm


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.112329 del
remember to buy portuguese pillows and mattresses


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.112330 del
>chute marlen (not pictured)


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.112331 del
washed hag desu


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.112332 del
marlenbros..


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.112333 del
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>🫡 excellent work brapqueen
>5 burritos are waiting for you at the finish


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.112334 del
rip reusser


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.112335 del
marlen crying


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.112336 del
COLLAPSE TOTALE


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.112337 del
gonna need many hypno sessions to recover from this


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.112338 del
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Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.112339 del
movistar group ride


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.112340 del
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Allegedly before in an interview before the start Demi said she respeks Kasia and all but she is talking about fair play she should remember how she rode off 2 years ago while I [Demi] was on the ground.
Very nice!


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.112341 del
Fort de la revere is a nice little thing to add on top of col d'eze. Nice view


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.112342 del
>>112340
based


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.112343 del
>>112340
that was fair game tbh


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.112344 del
>>112343
weak b8


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.112345 del
>>112340
truth


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.112346 del
>>112335
I don’t know, Bert, there’s obviously something wrong with her. She’s taken off her shoes and one of her socks...and actually, I think she’s crying....


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.112347 del
>>112344
not even her team waited for her, one won the stages and the other ignored her for 15th or something


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.112348 del
>german eurosport commentators: rothschild is famous for the wine


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.112349 del
>>112348
What Rothschild are they referring to


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.112350 del
>>112349
the family as a whole


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.112351 del
>>112350
Well they are. Chateau Lafite Rothschild and Chateau Mouton Rothschild


Of course they are also famous for eating children


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.112352 del
5.5 km to the inicio de subida


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.112353 del
>NIEDERMEIER betrayal incoming
she is not pacing tf


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.112354 del
They're slurping


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.112355 del
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Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.112356 del
Torre Time


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.112357 del
>>112355
>eW/kg massively underestimates femmes
tides are turning


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.112358 del
Pinchazo Bert Julius


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.112359 del
>>112357
I'ts because they do it for 65kg, like men but you need higher w/kg when you're a watlett


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.112360 del
>>112359
60 kg


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.112361 del
I like this czech commentator
He speaks like 3 sentences and then he's quiet for a minute


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.112362 del
>>112360
Depends on the estimator I think


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.112363 del
blasi has awoken
and is back asleep


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.112364 del
only one who nearly got dropped from the blasi attack:
>ELB
good job UAE U'MAD


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.112365 del
I am ready for some Anicolor sulphur


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.112366 del
>rhubn rhodrigz


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.112367 del
holmgrens body is ridiculous, where are the organs? kinda hot though haha


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.112368 del
>>112367
where she's riding she don't need organs to pedal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.112369 del
remember when caicedo randomly won here last year while never being on camera


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.112370 del
Brazilian boomer dopeur mtbtista laché


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.112371 del
avancini in difficulty


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.112372 del
anicolor controlling


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.112373 del
>>112244
so they go up this one right?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.112374 del
oh no no no no


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.112375 del
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we have to go back


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.112376 del
my entire team is dead


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.112377 del
ANTUNSHbros..


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.112378 del
still 16km to go in Portugal. truly a Colombia tier climb.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.112379 del
>>112373
Now yes


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.112380 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE ARTEM NYCH


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.112381 del
Nuclear Nych


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.112382 del
very sulfurous happenings in Portugal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.112383 del
That's Guerin.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.112384 del
rain might be possible


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.112385 del
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>14 km solo at the Torres
we are SO back


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.112386 del
>>112385
he hasn't made it yet


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.112387 del
>barbosa diogo


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.112388 del
GUERIN betraying?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.112389 del
useless PCS fucks. Nych is in pelotao.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.112390 del
are you jokin? where's Atunsh?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.112391 del
>>112390
dead and gone


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.112392 del
NYCH is BIG and has this Slav potato face, plus lips stung be a bee.
Clearly it wasn't him from the get go.
>t. faceblind acousticist


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.112393 del
>>112390
dropped like a stone like 5 minutes ago with JUARISTI


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.112394 del
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How fucked am I?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.112395 del
ridiculous you can just come back from a 4 year ban and compete with the top again
only in portugal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.112396 del
>>112392
NYCH looks very very eastern (as in uralish and beyond)


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.112397 del
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>>112394


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.112398 del
nych will still be wearing the camisola amarela after tomorrow, all is under control


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.112399 del
>>112396
Yes, a clear mishling with some of those uralic "people".


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.112400 del
GUERIN already 50 seconds
not normal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.112401 del
g2 g2ing


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.112402 del
slurp has even hit portugal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.112403 del
poor nych, a victim of slurpage


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.112404 del
Only Anicolor can stop UAE. They better get a wildcard to the Tour next year.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.112405 del
SOVL


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.112406 del
labous laché


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.112407 del
antunsh such a massive disappointment


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.112408 del
autismbert's boy abner GONZALEZ lachee


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.112409 del
that's my man Barbas in the chasing group


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.112410 del
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>t. Diogo Barbosa


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.112411 del
pericas being taught the ropes by anicolor

he'll be a formidable rider next year


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.112412 del
>antunsh working for pena
lame


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.112413 del
kasia goes


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.112414 del
demi barely breathing


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.112415 del
demi pushing kasia into the corner, is that part of her plan?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.112416 del
kasia's fault for not having proper gears on her canyon


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.112417 del
efapel pace so weak frauds are catching up


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.112418 del
>>112416
yes truly, what a kwab


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.112419 del
phwoar, beautiful views


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.112420 del
nice road in Portugal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.112421 del
Ufff.
Had a thermonuclear nap. Almost missed the volta finish.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.112422 del
when is the last time a Frenchman won the Volta?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.112423 del
vollering pogging out
kasia is doing a vingo


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.112424 del
kwab


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.112425 del
CRACKÉ TOTÁLE KWABSIA NEVIDOMA FINÍ


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.112426 del
>>112422
never arcoding to pcs


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.112427 del
2 minutes, blood as thick as tar


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.112428 del
Ferreira draging g3 up to Nych. Knucklehead move.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.112429 del
NYCbert wins polska


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.112430 del
is NYCH washed or is he thinking "SUKA BLYAT" about this betrayal over and over?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.112431 del
arguably the biggest french win of the season


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.112432 del
PERICAS PARCHEGGIO

NYCH THERMONUCLEAIRE


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.112433 del
NYCH GOES SOLO


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.112434 del
should have gone earlier if he wanted the triple


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.112435 del
Guerin can't ITT, but if FDJ ever needs a 34 year old rider in their team, they know where to look for. He was a trainee at FDJ, but they didn't pick him up.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.112436 del
Nych goes


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.112437 del
>>112430
he wishes he was the one to attack first to leave Guerin with the slurpers


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.112438 del
>>112429
Can I get a little jersey


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.112439 del
you now ynr Marlen Reusser


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.112440 del
Nych forced to lose a lot of time to team orders, but after tomorrow the two will be neck and neck


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.112441 del
demi chill


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.112442 del
UAE totally humiliated by any color


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.112443 del
super bock king to the rescue


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.112444 del
nych absolutely paranormal for his size


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.112445 del
this is some vintage volta


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.112446 del
>>112444
bertacek dreams he's him


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.112447 del
what happened to the hand meta? something is missing at the volta.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.112448 del
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to see torre finish and die
let we all be so lucky


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.112449 del
Pericas exploded


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.112450 del
how to become a super bock pusher to make sure nobody is dying on your watch?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.112451 del
super bock guys failed, with a rider collapsing in front of their eyes
and happy squeaker with his cute squeaker family


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.112452 del
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>FDJ might get first win in TDF(F) but a foreigner will win it
>well who cares, the french football team is full of foreigners also
holy kek


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.112453 del
10km to go in Colombia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9nTGjZLQzRg [Embed]


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.112454 del
french "companionship"


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.112455 del
some french man on man love


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.112456 del
>no homo, hein


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.112457 del
>>112452
lmao


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.112458 del
buy an sworx bert


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.112459 del
>>112458
>14999 EUR
basically a steal


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.112460 del
>>112458
I'll quit cycling before I buy that


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.112461 del
>>112459
you don't want a canyon like those losers kasia and marlen right


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.112462 del
how come Remco lost the ITT in Nice?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.112463 del
>>112458
The fact that they had another branding for the top spec is absolutely ((amazing)) marketing


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.112464 del
>>112461
a convincing argument


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.112465 del
biggest victory for FDJ


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.112466 del
>>112462
it was like all climb and descending
his aero skin doesn't help much


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.112467 del
remco rides s-works
demi rides s-works
why aren't you?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.112468 del
>bertacek on an AETHOS instead of endurace
2026 is full of surprises


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.112469 del
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>live photo of specialized web designer getting a wake up call rn


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.112470 del
Got all my 5 GC corredoresh in top 15, too bad none of them is top tree.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.112471 del
>>112468
I forgot what's the geometry difference between the first and 2nd gen Aethos, but I guess both are too aggressive for bertaczek


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.112472 del
>>112467
but I do


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.112473 del
(223.66 KB 1280x720 touch helmet.jpg)


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.112474 del
>>112470
why do people always doubt Nych


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.112475 del
>kissing dogs
white girls


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.112476 del
>>112471
I think aethos is their endurance bike now


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.112477 del
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>>112472
s-works or spesh like a pedestrian?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.112478 del
>>112476
crux with 35?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.112479 del
>>112477
s-works sl6


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.112480 del
(261.24 KB 1280x720 blasi gc.jpg)


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.112481 del
>>112478
thats a gravel bike silly


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.112482 del
>>112474
Almost last minute adjoostment, had him hin, reluctanly, but I had him.
Didn't like he was very good in the spring but then not that kickass just before Volta.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.112483 del
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Where's dedicated Marlen moto cam


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.112484 del
>>112466
also stage 19 and 20 were big mountain stages and there was no week 3 slurp like in the past 2 years


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.112485 del
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>>112477
>>112479
pic from the person I bought it from


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.112486 del
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kasia evil laughter already thinking about revenge


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.112487 del
where's the dedicated CANYON KWAB cam


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.112488 del
>>112485
>d*scs
so close to perfection


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.112490 del
>>112487
i don't cam


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.112491 del
Paredes wins stage 2
#clean cycling


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.112492 del
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I just realized that this is the only yellow jersey specialized will get to use for promotional purposes in the next 10 years
kwab


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.112494 del
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GC. >>112493


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.112495 del
>>112494
We're catching up to them Bertman, let's not succumb to G2 slurpage, trade pulls and we'll join frente.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.112496 del
how was I 2nd at the grandkurwa tour? 😂😂😂
my team was ABYSMAL


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.112497 del
>>112494
all still playable unless you're autismbert


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.112498 del
>>112494
impressive performance


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.112499 del
arctic tour of norway FEVER


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.112500 del
>>112488
yes well for not even 2000eu i cannot complain, rides lovely and still has external cables(ish) for easy maintenance

am considering putting di2 on it


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.112501 del
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>this guy won


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.112502 del
>>112500
>semi internal cables for easy maintenance
BERTS will NOT agree


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.112503 del
If you are not going all internal, you are leaving watts on the table


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.112504 del
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>>112503
you're really leaving time on the table (off the bike)


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.112505 del
>>112503
pedal harder


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.112506 del
>>112503
So?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.112507 del
>>112502
Kek, guilty


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.112508 del
>>112503
just wait till vlodomyr nukes your cables


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.112509 del
>BEST PUCK on podium
wholesome


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.112510 del
>>112509
POLKA PUCK YEEHAW


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.112511 del
>>112505
how about both?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.112512 del
>>112503
you're leaving 0.2 km/h, the watts are the sames


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.112513 del
>>112511
>he doesnt own multiple bikes for different occasions
ngmi


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.112514 del
>>112511
your aethos actually has way better paintjobs than anything c*nyon (loser brand) has to offer 2bqh


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.112515 del
If money were no object, what bike would you own?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.112516 del
>>112515
custom geometry 3d printed titanium bike something like the No.22 one


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.112517 del
>>112516
why titanium?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.112518 del
>>112517
better than steel and you can't really do custom carbon unless you do all round tubes


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.112519 del
>>112515
Anudda S-Worx when they get back to double congruent triangle and matte black.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.112520 del
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>>112515
this one and a dedicated mechanic to do all the work for me


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.112521 del
>>112517
for the record I would not buy any normal bike currently on the market I they all suck for me so it has to be custom geometry and Ti is the best for that


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.112522 del
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aethos more PATHOS lmaoing


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.112523 del
>>112518
But titanium you'd also be doing all round tubes?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.112524 del
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But to answer, something like that, fully customed, FULLY external (not like pic related). Also titanium is better than steel so that


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.112525 del
>>112522
moldy frame, pass


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.112526 del
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>>112523
no you can do a lot more you want you can even do some super narrow tubing that you can't do with carbon


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.112527 del
>>112526
I see. Anyway doesn't matter for me I want ROUND TUBES.


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.112528 del
>>112527
you can get that for like 1k though that's not a no expense spared question


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.112529 del
>>112528
true but apparently I need to spend custom-frame money to get external cables? I don't like buying used, who knows what happened to the frame


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.112530 del
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>>112529
Hum not true I could just get the ritchey logic.


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>>112530
wrong pic


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.112532 del
>>112529
I don't think the chinese ti companies are that expensive it just takes a long time till your frame arrives


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.112533 del
>>112524
look at how easy that is, the brake connected just like that


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.112534 del
>>112529
standert?


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.112535 del
>>112534
no rim option anymore


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looking around a bit
this would be a lovely commuter beast


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>>112534
sexoo


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.112538 del
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that's wild


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.112539 del
>>112538
One of the boomer from work bought some insane trekking bike with HYDRAULIC RIM brakes a few years ago. I didn't believe it when he told me about it


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.112540 del
hamburger cyclassic fever


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.112541 del
>>112494
I fucking HATE fucking Tour de fucking Pologne. And I don't have Guerin so it's over for good I hate everything


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.112542 del
I'm 6th in Pologne without trying or thinking about it


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.112543 del
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>>112541
just pick better riders bro


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.112544 del
turns out scaroni really was a decent pick in poland huh


Bert 08/09/2026 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.112545 del
>>112544
after 4th in the Klasikoa it'd be crazy not to pick him [for those who remembered to make a team]


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.112546 del
>>112544
He was picked by 41% of the teams bert


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