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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No. 112547
Volta edition

>Current and upcoming road races
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>111537


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.112548 del
first for ride an S-Works, Bert


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.112554 del
>>112547
>力
lmao, weeb!


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.112620 del
doping


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.112621 del
kino music in PORTUGAL


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.112622 del
>he doesn't own multiple bikes
Just one TT bike though, I am buying a new cockpit for it thoughever


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.112623 del
dopage


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.112624 del
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Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.112625 del
>>112624
seeing a lot of ABUS here, surely has to be the most popular helmetbrand


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.112626 del
Everybody should have road gravel hardtail. Then depending on where you live you can get a full sus


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.112627 del
Enzo was a DNF merchant back at pignig post, they surely know how to unlock riders at anicolor


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.112628 del
>>112626
Why would I have a grabbel bike or MTB, I live in a city


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.112629 del
>>112624
didn't Fifa or Uefa ban that shushing celebration? It's bad for the image of cycling


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.112630 del
Julius Bert rapide


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.112631 del
Another week of evening shifts at the /cyc/ office. Missing out on the great Juliush Reish rivalry.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.112632 del
>>112629
please, this is completely different, he's clearly just kissing the finger he's using to pleasure his gf


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.112633 del
>>112631
last week before vacation for me, I'm so drained


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.112634 del
>Conn McDunphy


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.112635 del
>>112628
No summer house?


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.112637 del
>>112635
Not yet. One day. Want to pay off student loans first.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.112638 del
>>112627
the jobbers at WT level are still quite a bit above CT riders


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.112639 del
zulius really became a top TT'er huh
nice time


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.112640 del
>>112636
this happened to brtek


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.112641 del
>>112640
>The pain, so unexpected and undeserved, had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn’t hate the bottom bracket, I hated my life… My summer home, my schnitzels, my Fanta, my Veloteam.
>Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. Now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.112642 del
Cam on Reish, scar sum fokin watts


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.112643 del
Big earthquake in colombia
The vuelta might be cancelled


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.112644 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.112645 del
that is going to hurt


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.112646 del
>gayme weaker than van der tuuk
thanks for nothing


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.112647 del
>>112636
There was a dude in a club I used to ride with that had his bottom bracket sawed through by a cable once


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.112648 del
>>112646
Fuxk


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.112649 del
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fun goomble incoming berts


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.112650 del
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lest we forget


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.112651 del
RTP going on ad break when RHEISH approaches meta 1


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.112652 del
RHEISH 32 seconds behind


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.112653 del
>>112652
age comes for everyone


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.112654 del
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>>112652
Is this guy the ultimate Volta legend or what?


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.112655 del
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>>112654
there's always some statpadding boomer around


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.112656 del
I squeak


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.112657 del
>>112655
Is he one of the commentators (the bald one) on RTP?


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.112658 del
i do wonder how NYCH would fare on a WT/PRT level, surely he'd be fine for NSN


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.112659 del
>>112655
Damn lol


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.112660 del
>>112658
you can check in the gran camino this year where he ranks
he could defintely be a domestique


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.112661 del
>>112654
It's like the last tenant of the old archetype of never playing outside your neighborhood and never going to the big leagues, like the ol' Nigel Waterfield, Dagenham and Redbridge legend, played in League Two for tree seasons, skored a faking goal against Crystal Palace in FA Cup round of 32 in 1983, his name spoken with fondness, his photos pinned at the local pubs, his children out of wedlock alredy have their own grandchildren.

Very soul. Minus the dopage.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.112662 del
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and BARBOSA


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.112663 del
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>>112662
jesus there's one with 96 top 10's and 25 wins


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.112664 del
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>>112661
>Minus the dopage.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.112665 del
holy RIM BRAKE TT bike on Tavfer-Ofos team


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.112666 del
REISH only 5th
end of an era


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.112667 del
>>112661
>80s football
>minus the dopage
heh


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.112668 del
>>112663
Ah yes, Candido Barbosa, now that was a runner. Like a juiced up 2022 Wout van Aert in the Portuguese peloton


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.112669 del
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>>112643
Looks fine to me, I'd compare this to a bent derailleur hanger


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.112670 del
>>112669
>Another .AVIF


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.112671 del
Finally pigged for a multitool, now my large sattlbag makes me almost immune to ride happenings, including a dumoulin which cannot be squeezed back until I get home.
I guess having an extra chain link would make me completely invulnerable but let's wait until there is one (1) siutation when I acktually need it.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.112672 del
Hey I actually have 5 guys in the top 10 GC that's not even that bad. Okay let's watch some of this shit


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.112673 del
>>112670
didn't check the file ending heh. Still better than .heic or .dockx


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.112674 del
>>112671
Mine is collecting rust in the saddlebag, but I use it from time to time to readjust a bolt.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.112675 del
NYCH NYCH NYCH


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.112676 del
Juaristi fucked by puncture


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.112677 del
And there goes Juaristi okay I am cursed


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.112678 del
>>112676
NOOOOOO


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.112679 del
Insane save from BARBAS


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.112680 del
Oh I lost someone yesterday, REY, whoever the fuck that is


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.112681 del
>>112674
Surely this is what it is going to be like.
Unpacked it, moved around the moving parts, made sure the 8 hex is just cover which hides a 6 hex - it is, threw it into the saddlebag and that is it, it is not seeing the light of day for I don't know how many months.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.112682 del
Antunsh finally alive


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.112683 del
Pena is so fucking bad at TT'ing


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.112684 del
>>112683
sudaca gonna sudaca


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.112685 del
antunsh rapido


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.112686 del
Nych disappointing. FUCK


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.112687 del
let's go nych bros, good time


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.112688 del
>>112686
trust the negative split


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.112689 del
>>112687
Slower than Antoonsh. That is NOT good


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.112690 del
why did nevesh start after nych?


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.112691 del
>>112690
Probably cause Nych and Guerin are from the same team


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.112692 del
GUERIN PAS NORMAL

he has never ridden a TT this good


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.112693 del
>>112691
mhm probably, but why would that matter
it's not like one can lead out the other without DSQ


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.112694 del
>>112693
Could be something to do with team logistics maybe


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.112695 del
guerin is a doped donkey, the french are such villains these days


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.112696 del
>>112692
This is some fucking BULLSHIT man


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.112697 del
I can imagine nych as a lidl bully


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.112698 del
Biggest dopeurs right now:
Guerin
Seixas
Barré


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.112699 del
nice save in that tramadol corner, I'd have crashed


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.112700 del
So doped can't even see the corners


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.112701 del
crazy that guerin looks 10x more aero than someone like GALL


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.112702 del
Perhaps some betrayal kino is in orde.
But NYCH didn't look yesterday like he was eating into GUERIN's gap once he went.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.112703 del
>>112702
last year nych was 40 seconds faster than guerin
guerin is extremely pas normal right now, and his season wasn't even that good


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.112704 del
>ynr Nych coming back from almost 4 minutes down in GC to wins his first Volta
it's not over


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.112705 del
>>112704
is that the one where eulalio kept getting ambushed by super strong breakaways


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.112706 del
>>112705
yes


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.112707 del
>>112704
In the Volta anything can happen, that's true


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.112708 del
Anicolor 4 6 7 and 8


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.112709 del
>>112708
buy specialized for these results


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.112710 del
Have to say, temperatures haven't been quite right for this Volta, too chilly

But I'm glad to say that it should pick up a bit for the rest of the week


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.112712 del
>oscar freire's son dead last


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.112713 del
>>112712
>oscar freire's son dead
Oh no..!
>last
Phew.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.112714 del
>>112713
>at last
uh oh


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.112715 del
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short test post diet error, kinda positive
but holy hell strong winds in these temps is like blowing hair dryer to you're face

i need to tape over me valves too, they started to rattle for some reason


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.112716 del
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PAREDES won again


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.112717 del
artem schmid to NSN alongside buitrago and van scheetvelt (soon to be announced)


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.112718 del
>>112717
>VAN EETVELT, BUITRAGO, HIRT tridente


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.112719 del
8 o'clock and sun is barely above the horizon.
Can't wait for autumnposting.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.112720 del
>>112715
for me its day 2 of 2 off the bike might even make it a 3 day recovery BLOCK tomorrow who knows anything's possible


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.112721 del
>>112719
2 more days until the sun will vanish


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>>112721
that's when the canyon reps are at their strongest, poort bertacek


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.112723 del
>>112717
De Lie gone. Van Eetvelt gone. Lottobros we better hope Widar can be unlocked next season.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.112724 del
>>112723
excuse me, massive reinforcements are on the way
MOLANO
VAN SEVENANT
VENTURINI

there are even dark rumors about SQUILLAUME MARTIN BAYONET


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.112725 del
>>112724
Incredbly grim


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.112727 del
Did we pay attention for this for NERURKAR:
>Current injuries

>Out with fractured collarbone, fractured sternum, fractured vertebra(e), fractured rib(s), punctured lung (Hit by a driver while training)


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.112728 del
>>112726
christ


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.112729 del
>>112727
stay safe berts


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.112730 del
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buy a vook berts


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.112731 del
>>112730
a what now


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.112732 del
>>112730
Ik ook vook.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.112733 del
>>112724
They should sign Julius now that he can farm wins in mickey mouse races. As long as he brings the round wheels he got at UAE.


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.112734 del
>>112731
never heard about gooks on vooks?


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.112735 del
hi there


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.112736 del
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upload test


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.112737 del
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baseline timing


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.112738 del
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timing test


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.112739 del
uh oh what is he up to


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.112740 del
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Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.112741 del
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mime probe


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.112742 del
am I supposed to do anything?
>orson welles confused.png


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.112743 del
content test


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svg content
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.112745 del
>>112742
bet he's evil


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.112746 del
stop testing or you get to test getting banned


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small


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gradient


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.112749 del
should have bought that vook, they're here now and they won't be nice


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.112750 del
Is this Irishbert?? What is he doing


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.112751 del
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Or is it.. AIrishbert


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.112752 del
I think it's a script testing what it can get away with dodging the x post filter


Bert 08/10/2026 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.112753 del
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>Week 2 of the le TDFFaZ starts tomorrow


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.112754 del
>>112753
women do well in the real ultra-endurance races, I think they can do a full 3 weeks within the next decade or so


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.112755 del
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Watching BLOODSPORT (1988)


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.112756 del
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>>112754
>men
>26 (out of 184) non-finishers after 3 weeks
>women
>32 (out of 147) non-finishers after 1 week


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.112757 del
>>112756
> >men
> >26 (out of 184) non-finishers after 3 weeks
and 8 after 9 days btw


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.112758 del
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from all the SS-interval posting of finnbert, I might've done some by accident today


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.112759 del
>>112758
Based early riser


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.112760 del
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3 equally grim articles


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>>112760


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.112762 del
>>112760
harsh words from Rasmussen


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>>112758
Nice! isn't it fun to go pretty fast?
For me a total of 90min of SST at 340-350W. Legs are feeling super good despite training less and sleeping like shit, hmm. I managed to snag a KOM for the 60km loop that local club cyclists do every week, I suppose that's nice for the ego heh


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.112764 del
>>112763
>Isn't it fun to go pretty fast?
its the best, but only doable super early or maybe on the gravel (see >>111837)

even today at 6.30 in the morning there was already an ebiker who was scrolling tiktok or whatever and slowly creeped on my half of the road coming head on


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.112765 del
>>112764
Damn, that's such a shame. Here I have like 5 different long stretches of road / loops with 1 or 2 turns where I need to slow down, otherwise free to go as fast as I like with maybe 5 cars an hour tops. If I had an hour more to ride each time I'd have even more such roads. Seems like there's always pros and cons to places, here there's no real flats or hills, only constant rolling terrain, but at least the cagie situation is top notch.


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.112766 del
>>112765
>the cagie situation is top notch.

Then you already have it better than 90% of Berts. I don't even ride outside between may and September. Simply too many tourists cloging the road.


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.112767 del
>>112766
>Simply too many tourists cloging the road.
i remember when i was last in slovenia couple years ago with all the "ACHTUNG KOLESARI" signs and millions of ciclists on the main road.
But when I lost the main road, suddenly no cars, no kolesars, only cows (specifically the roads around Poklujka)


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>>112766
That's a real shame, but yeah if there's so many tourists then I guess it's not fun to ride and probably even dangerous. The only real tourist attraction around here is the Finnish Archipelago which is very popular in the summertime for cyclists, motorcyclists, campers, bikepackers etc. It's the only trip around here I don't really like to ride because of the cars and tourists, especially since the road is very narrow in certain parts. Imagine riding here with hundreds of camper cars, slow going bikepackers and motorists.


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.112769 del
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Rest day at Volta, only Kolumbie today


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.112770 del
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>>112768
Huh wrong image, oh well.


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.112771 del
>>112766
I hate everyone on the road these days


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.112772 del
Difference between NY and NJ is stark. NY has huge 5 meter wide bike lane, signs that remind drivers to not pass closely and share the road, well maintained, etc

Second you cross into jersey, bike line is replaced with another lane of cars, constant signs to ride single file all the way to the side, and drivers HATE you. Everyone driving 3000kg SUVs passing within a meter


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.112773 del
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Reminder


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.112774 del
>>112773
ULLE war sauber (moralisch)


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.112775 del
>>112773
let it be known that when I get popped for doping I'm ratting on EVERYONE I'm spilling every bean I can hell I will speak everything I know and everything I don't.


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.112776 del
>>112773
We love ulle and hate lance, simple as.
I like Landis too because he triggers lance


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.112777 del
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This very general is probably more SULPHUROUS than the professional pro peloton in the 1980s
just saying


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.112778 del
>>112777
It could be..
it should be


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.112779 del
>>112777
theres rarely any dopage control in my races so everyone just stuffs themselves with 1.5-2 grams of painkillers, and 500mg of caffeinepills - god knows what else


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.112780 del
>>112770
Avoiding main roads with no wide roadside/shoulder whenever I can.


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.112781 del
>>112773
Ulle?
sauber!


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Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.112783 del
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Utterly based

Also funny that one climb for some reason has five categorized climbs


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.112784 del
Roglic to lotto lmao


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.112785 del
>>112784
Putting my life savings on him winning the tour


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.112786 del
>>112779
caffeine and otc non-opioid painkillers are allowed, though


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.112787 del
>>112784
Strange


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.112788 del
>>112782
>力
>strength
>勇
>courage
Did I get that right?


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.112789 del
>>112756
yeah, they could do it in a decade, not tomorrow (some could do it tomorrow); but also, with how their race is structured, basically every day after the first two is an intense GC day without any of the easy transfer stages men's GTs have


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.112790 del
>>112784
Gilbert 2.0


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.112791 del
>>112784
the widar-martin-roglic washed tridente will be fighting for whoever gets to DNF first


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.112792 del
Vuelta 2027 is basically free ROGLIC win

>DOPACAR not interested (won in 2026)
>VINGEGAARD not interested
>ALMEIDA washed
>GALL will ride Le Tour in 27
>SEIXAS will ride Le Tour only until retirement
etc etc


Bert 08/11/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.112793 del
>>112784
how hard is it to retire with dignity


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