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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No. 113606
F edition

>Current and upcoming road races
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>112547


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.113610 del
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so they have a chance to rebuild lotto-intermarché and they are going to waste it on washed roglic


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.113626 del
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Czech tour legend FANCELLU not normal
GRANDE domenico is BACK


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.113627 del
landismo nooo (yes, I mentioned before I'm behind for once.)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.113628 del
I bet jose was shittalking about the climbing style of mauri again


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.113629 del
2ANCELLU


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.113630 del
knowing the winner already, makes watching the flamme rouge more exciting


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.113631 del
ineos will miss andrew, all that money and then the one good talent they give away
(repost)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.113632 del
meanwhile portuguese police needs to explain what they did wrong yesterday on RTP.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.113633 del
good result for jezek, but I'm disappointed in Alberto Monti.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.113634 del
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cool bike


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.113635 del
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Apparently, Tour of Japan is where Italian dopers are born nowadays


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.113636 del
Meh not a fan of these rampas humans finishes in Czech tour.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.113637 del
>>113632
What exactly happened? Did somebody drive onto the course while the riders were there?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.113638 del
Simmons dropped


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.113639 del
HIRT waiting for 3rd week


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.113640 del
>ovosh dash galinsh mash felizsh de portugau


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.113641 del
Maybe it is the Portuguese reponse to vash kiri.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.113642 del
>>113637
no hablo portughese and I still had the czech audio on while they had the interview with a police speaker.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.113643 del
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>>113637
basically


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.113644 del
>gr*vel
that upcoming road looks terrible.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.113645 del
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The boys are back together


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.113646 del
Czech women are hot af


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.113647 del
>>113646
casting couch enjoyer?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.113648 del
>>113645
they are both in Livigno? that's the tunnel shuttle to get to Switzerland.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.113649 del
>>113634
yeah
is the base bar molded to the fork?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.113650 del
>>113645
where's pidcock to complete the big 5?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.113651 del
>>113648
Grug is a known livigno enjoyer


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.113652 del
>>113638
another episode of WT runner completely sharting in 'murica
what the fuck is wrong with these assholes how can you be so bad at cycling


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.113653 del
AVANCINI riding with his MTB WC striped helmet on the road, stolen valor


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.113654 del
>>113653
also he hasn't been WC in years


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.113655 del
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>>113645


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.113656 del
>>113655
have you noticed visma almost never does this


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.113657 del
where are the flat tires? if this were in France, half the peloton would have crevaisons by now.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.113658 del
>>113657
Maybe they're not using the TT tyres for volta


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.113659 del
>>113657
as you wish


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.113660 del
PERICAS dropped


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.113661 del
percias getting bullied by the shimano car


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.113662 del
Pinchazzo PERICAS


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.113663 del
Waar Antunes?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.113664 del
perry cash


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.113665 del
>>113663
supposedly in gr. camisa negra


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.113666 del
chaos for the KOM jersey


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.113667 del
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burgerbert in esteemed company


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.113668 del
>>113667
>pcsgame
how peculiar


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.113669 del
The arctic pro peloton is starting the superrampa


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.113670 del
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Senhora de Graca
home


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.113671 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.113672 del
prime Van Eetvelt would have crushed these guys


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.113673 del
I hate anglo commentators so much like you wouldn't believe


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.113674 del
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SILVA but just barely


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.113675 del
van dopevelt not quite


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.113676 del
That ended up pretty close. A little cocky from Silva to stop pedaling so early or was he cooked?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.113677 del
runners are totally spent


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.113678 del
>>113676
I think he was cooked


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.113679 del
>PINARELLO
>rides for never say n-word instead of pinarelly q365
how did uci allow this


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.113680 del
>jokin stops


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.113681 del
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we live in Züri(ch). the start list of the femmes for this kermis race is pretty good. I didn't feel like going, so no live coverage from the ground.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EkAxJbyHk-s [Embed]


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.113682 del
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longo borghini in a normal lidl jersey


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.113683 del
so Guerrin will actually win the volta as the **s rider won't betray him?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.113684 del
nice view in Portugal, but no wildfire in the background.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.113685 del
ultim kilometru


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.113686 del
still no betrayal

BRING BACK VOLTA


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.113687 del
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haha


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.113688 del
very peculiar rider pericas


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.113689 del
Nych bros... we are too weak for betrayals


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.113690 del
bolle bert 14th
big things happening for us


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.113691 del
There is NO way Guerin survives the post-Volta testing. So Nychbros win again


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.113692 del
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Lol (age 34)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.113693 del
>>113691
>>113692
round bidons and whatnot


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.113694 del
>>113692
the late bloomer, giving hope to all to us berts getting older.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.113695 del
>>113692
I LOVE this picture


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.113696 del
>>113692
still got 3 years to make it in portugal meself


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.113697 del
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adegeest wins every point sprint and the final sprint


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.113698 del
>>113696
berts biggest goal is to make a team and go to the volta. finnbert vs reis in the ITT and the rest of the team trying not to OTL by analyzing the fine print OTL time adjustment every morning before the race.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.113699 del
>>113697
Wow that one chick got her asch wanded to her


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.113700 del
>>113645
who's colnago is that


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.113701 del
finally rain. I forgot about the concept that water can fall from the sky.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.113702 del
>>113701
the world over here is so dry it's actually offensive


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.113703 del
>>113700
see >>113655 the last guy. but I still have no idea who that is.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.113704 del
>>113702
all the fault of global warming caused by the tdf caravan


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.113705 del
>>113704
ban that sport all it does is kill things


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.113706 del
>>113701
finally... smoke from Belgian wildfires


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.113707 del
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dehairs haver participating
also Feuerstein who just was in Guadeloupe with Stüssi


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.113708 del
>>113707
ah now I see why van der Wolf participates, Schmid is there as well


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.113709 del
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Jan Christen, world tour stage winner.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.113710 del
eating some delicious speck


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.113711 del
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team kempten already at the front. they are the best German crit team.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.113712 del
their riders won the burger crit race that I watched here earlier this year.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.113713 del
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chute


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.113714 del
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heh jan christen involved


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.113715 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.113716 del
swiss cyclocross legend Kevin Kuhn in the points.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.113717 del
Guatemalan femeninas doing one hell of an ITT


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.113718 del
Londoño is catching her minuteman (female)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.113719 del
I don't know, there are four (four) femeninas pedalling around each other, i dont understand this time trial format at all


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.113720 del
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>>113719
this looks like a normal mtf race.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.113721 del
american chica is a ganador it would appear


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.113722 del
ganadora, even


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.113723 del
How did Londoño get kwabbed this horribly when she was catching up to 4 (four) different chicas?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.113724 del
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boy I don't know


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.113725 del
>>113724
future safety jogger tim torn teutenberg is a guaranteed top 10 pick


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.113726 del
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Schmid wins again. mountainbike rider almost humbled the world tour community.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.113727 del
>>113724
pick the top sprinters and zero sum with the rest of us


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.113728 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.113729 del
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not strong enough to beat the grabble scene from cap america


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.113730 del
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now we get the same crit but with fixies


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.113731 del
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only 6 girls left in testa della corsa after 1 lap


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.113732 del
I've never ridden a fixie, why even would you in Switzerland with constant up and down. how do you take the curvas when you keep pedaling without chuting from touching the ground or backwheel spinning?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.113733 del
>>113730
the final solution to bertacek's gear problem


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.113734 del
>>113732
"Fixie" frames normally have a higher bb position. And horizontsl dropout.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.113735 del
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suisse lass defends her title, Italian Puck on the podium.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.113736 del
>>113730
would


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.113737 del
>>113736
wouldn't mind getting into her panzeri if you know what I mean


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.113738 del
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>shifting gears fixie team
um, what?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.113739 del
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>2nd place Volta 2019
before I look it up, I bet he was beaten by Reish


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.113740 del
>>113730
fixiecrits are crazy and fun


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.113741 del
that's 2nd place of the prologue, not overall heh


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.113742 del
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Reis didn't do the Volta in 2019 for some reason...
also Ide Schelling is a fixie rider these days


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.113743 del
>>113739
wrong!


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.113744 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.113745 del
>>113742
>Dylan Longride


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.113746 del
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old man briggs wins
squeaker leroy jenkins beaten


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.113747 del
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forget spesh, buy Canyon


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.113748 del
I'm still in disbelief that Visma signed Jakobsen for two years.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.113749 del
>>113747
would be cool if he was on the track pro canyon 2bqh


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.113750 del
>>113747
a convincing argument


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.113751 del
>>113744
There's a guy at my job who looks exactly like this and rides track


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.113752 del
5 chicas were OTL today at the guatemalan time trial


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.113753 del
The portuguese are not happy with camisa negra "stealing" the win from the portuguese hero


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