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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No. 114582
Primoz edition

>Current and upcoming road races
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>113606


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.114625 del
>>114619
BRAVO gonna humble FINN


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.114626 del
I see they've ruined Avenir by allowing trade teams in. Where the FUCK are the Portuguese riders???


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.114627 del
Ramirez will win and dope


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.114628 del
B-noot dropped


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.114629 del
>Théo Hey Bert


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.114630 del
>Finn already taking time
I really hope he doesn't stagnate. Not sure if he'll be big mountains guy, but he seems so fucking good on every terrain.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.114631 del
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This guy kinda looks like a baby Carapaz. Probably just as doped too.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.114632 del
>>114631
>Probably just as doped too.
so 100% pan y agua


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.114633 del
Holy shit, Tarling is doing the Vuelta


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.114634 del
Avenir stream has 20 fpm (frames per minute) and a soothing voice of Jose Beam


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.114635 del
>>114633
Crazy, thought they were taking that long to find a replacement


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.114636 del
>>114630
The sport needs some italian doppeur


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.114637 del
MILAN CHUTE


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.114638 del
Abandon DENZ Nicola


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.114639 del
>>114633
De koers wacht op niemand Michel


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.114640 del
Capiot ABANDON


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.114641 del
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thanks, tiz


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.114642 del
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>>114641
Wow that sounds like a great deal instead of the same thing for free


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.114643 del
>>114641
pffffffffffffffffffwahahahaha what


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.114644 del
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A friend of mine has like 80% ratio of pinchazing a tube during tube replacement
There most something in the water in the Good old Czech'em


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.114645 del
>>114644
Is he using tubeless ready tires? They're a pain in the ass


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.114646 del
>>114645
I think standard Conti 5000s (non TR)


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.114647 del
>>114644
clearly he should not be using tubes then
>squeaker very silly.jpg


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.114648 del
>>114647
Everybody should be using tubes, don't fall for the Big Tubeless swindles


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.114649 del
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>FINN already ahead more than 30 seconds on some, 2 minutes on most
>DNF VALJVAEC and GOSZCZURNY
>BRAVO and RAMIREZ 2 (two) minutes behind in the 2eme peloton along with -ACKOWIAK

The Avenir is over after Stage 1


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.114650 del
>>114648
clearly it ain't working in czech'em


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.114651 del
Magnier, what a sick rider


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.114652 del
>>114650
[comment removed for jinxing reasons]


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.114653 del
wtf kind of juice is magnier on


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.114654 del
pride of Ireland RAFFERTY still MIA


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.114655 del
>>114651
nevermind lol


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.114656 del
Random Astana Devo squeaker solo in France, what is going on?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.114657 del
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normal status?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.114658 del
>>114651
Really? What does he suffer from?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.114659 del
>>114657
Central Europe specialist. I see BIG wins in Tour de Hongrie in his future.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.114660 del
Wiebes
Wins


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.114661 del
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Czechoslovakia reign supreme at the Grand Prix West Bohemia Tour in Altpilsen.
Poor burger and MOREIRA humbled in the process.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.114662 del
>>114657
>hiding for half the season so that when they unleash him next year they can say it's just natural progress since joining the team
interesting strategy


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.114663 del
Chicken boy actually won


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.114664 del
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>CRABBE has been replaced by CAPIOT who chuted and abandoned today


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.114665 del
>>114664
Hehehe


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.114666 del
>>114663
Already lost secret pick status. Will now be mandatoy pick status if he ever does a velogames race.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.114667 del
>garofoli in climber cat
Wow George really wanted for us not to have fun on this one


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.114668 del
Nice weather today, surely the black guy will do summin today.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.114669 del
>>114664
KWAG (kek what a goombler)


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.114670 del
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Is this a man or a slave


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.114671 del
PITHIEs kit barely holds on, his entire back is exposed


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.114672 del
Milan humiliation ritual


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.114673 del
Bert spotted.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.114674 del
ABANDON MILAN Jonathan


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.114675 del
Great.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.114676 del
I smell a big chute


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.114677 del
>>114657
>A lot has changed since switching to Visma. It's different training and different nutrition. I've been on altitude training, I'm taking advantage of that now. I was in Tignes in July. It's a lot of little things that make a big difference.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.114678 del
rappe wins easily


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.114679 del
who the FUCK is GIDDINGS


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.114680 del
MILAN 2nd!


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.114681 del
>>114677
You have to remember he used to ride for amateur teams where they just give you a protein bar and tell you ride your bike every once in a while.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.114682 del
>>114679
trying to predict who is actually going to sprint from lotto is an exercise of madness


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.114683 del
Sory, tourdgh for MILAN


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.114684 del
Joshua Giddings? Who in the god damn fuck


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.114685 del
Oh Abrahamsen DNS, that is just GREAT


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.114686 del
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>>114684
This jobber also


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.114687 del
>>114685
FUCK


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.114688 del
>>114686
Did you know some people consider POREC Classic one of the 15 Monuments


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.114689 del
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>>114685
perfect. Thought this guy was indestructible. Guess all it took was for me to pick him on Velogames.

This was his downfall


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.114690 del
And where the fuck was Kooij? I swear I saw at least 3 Dophatlon guys entering the last km somewhere in front.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.114691 del
>>114690
Surely 11-12-13-14 will be something like Kooij-Girmay-Pithie-Teunissen


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.114692 del
>>114691
PCS man eating dinner, can't be bothered


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.114693 del
>pain au chocolat with some frangipane inside
I guess I'll wait a bit before losing weight


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.114694 del
>>114692
It's Fiorelli-Kooij-Girmay-Bittner


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.114695 del
MILAN J did finish with Consonni nursing him.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.114696 del
And of course milan DNS, fuck


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.114697 del
I guess pcsman's DNF was about him getting lapped. Was he lapped but allowed to be the more equal pig or was he not lapped at all - I don't know.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.114698 del
alaphilippe retiring, one of the last clean riders


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.114699 del
>>114698
what a funny career, always felt like he wasn't doing quite as well as he should (partly because he did a lot of dumb attacks)


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.114700 del
>>114699
Patje failed him. They should have ran the current meta of riding very hard from 120km out in every race instead of this shity number game they used to do it the 2010s. Would have won some rvv too if they sent him there


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.114701 del
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The vuelta has the gpx of every stage on their website. Insane that I haven't seen that before


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.114702 del
https://x.com/LosBrolin/status/2090437127217533225
nice save


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.114703 del
>>114702
F for his teammates arm/elbow


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.114704 del
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Pics stolen from rusbert


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.114705 del
>>114704
He's so happy he knows he's about to win a record breaking Vuelta


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.114706 del
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Days are getting noticeably shorter tbh
Had to ran away from biblical rain, that never came


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.114707 del
>>114706
Yep, already light the small led light in kitchen for the evening time of the year.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.114708 del
>>114706
yep -2 min every day. My headunit warns me when it's 30 min till sunset and that helped me get home in time more than once. I often want to take a detour here and there in the later third of the ride and there comes the warning which makes me reconsider and arrive home in time


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.114709 del
The vaxx autists are making their own gr*v*l tire
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eKkYc3JhI6I [Embed]


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.114710 del
>>114709
>55mm
Perfect for KLUNKING!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SVWP6VaLtvw [Embed]


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.114711 del
my team is 96 points, it is what it is


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.114712 del
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Émilien Jacquelin with some good numbers in Limousin. Honestly didn't expected him to actually take this seriously. Your icegrug/klaebo or blummsfelt all chickened out


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.114713 del
>>114711
my team is /myguys/ + Pogatcher


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.114714 del
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chute!


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.114715 del
>>114714
glass bottles of Red Bull? what the heck

>>114713
same, minus Pogatcher


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.114716 del
>>114711
Pogless teams are almost always less than 100 from my testing.

But like I can’t even spend the last credit.
It’s like the upgrades are worse than the counter part


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.114717 del
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this was rough can I have some gbps
>>114709
>Aggressive knobs
He should see the drivers 'round 'ere!


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.114718 del
>>114717
Great workout that, but if I did it in the evening there is no way I would be cool enough to sleep


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.114719 del
>The police are urgently searching for 74-year-old Bert from Heusden. He left his home on Demer by bicycle around noon on Tuesday, August 18, and has not been seen since. His bicycle was later found on the Waalbandijk in Zaltbommel. Following the discovery of the bicycle, an extensive search for Bert was conducted in the area. According to the police, the search has so far yielded no results.
Hmm...


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.114720 del
>>114719
He is finally free.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.114721 del
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>>114719
the DNS of abrahamsen has us shook


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.114722 del
>>114716
yeah exactly, I could take Mads but Wout probably has a better shot on more stages + no real leader to support (unless Nørdhagen makes us all feel a little stupid)


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.114723 del
There was a press conference with Almeida and Pogacar. Pogi is already talking about having to ride smartly after the first few stages because of Worlds, Europeans and Lombardia. Adjust accordingly.

/elite/ only got 2 questions and basically said that he feels good but has 0 confidence right now. Says that a result for himself would be good but that the priority is helping Pogi. Still picking him.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.114724 del
>>114722
Yes well what about Brennan? What if Wout feels generous and they split the stages 50/50?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.114725 del
>>114723
dont think this changes much because there is no resistance anywhere so pog doesn't have to go over his limit. He'll still win a ton of stages because he'll treat the climbs as training efforts


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.114726 del
>>114724
don't trust Brennan, never done a GT, plus Wout will still get assists


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.114727 del
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>Why have runners stopped wearing gloves
>42 minutes long video


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.114728 del
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>Why the Vuelta will be very exciting despite Pogacar! Analysis corner: Start list + Route Vuelta 2026
>36 minute video


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.114729 del
>>114727
The comments are more shocking.
Fucking glove wearers.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.114730 del
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>>114715
Yes.
I wonder who was going too fast.


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Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.114732 del
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Ok, I think that is it unless someone springs with some génial psy-op.
Also, the first year no one on a GT startlist is older than me.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.114733 del
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>>114732
>Also, the first year no one on a GT startlist is older than me.
Don't be fooled by non hair havers.
It is not too late.
Rog will win.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.114734 del
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Is Jan Hirt going to surprise in the passes again


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.114735 del
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>>114734
I have studied his performance at the legendary Czech tour in person and I have to say he's gonna surprise alright


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.114736 del
What's the lore behind Almeida starting with bib 11 and Pogi with 14?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.114737 del
>>114736
alphabetical order and ASO wants to mentally KWAB almeida


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.114738 del
>>114736
It's a metaphore for the pow3rgap.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.114739 del
>>114733
I have been successfully psyoped.
Roglic in.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.114740 del
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Allah is now a retired runner


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.114741 del
>>114740
>retired
>[autism]ascended[autism]


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.114742 del
>>114741
Hungarybert...
Can you fix the markup parser?
>it is just same double prefix/suffix chars vs. two single prefix / suffix chars


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.114743 del
Velotuber has Widar in his team lel


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.114744 del
>>114743
Very British of him to have both Onley and Brennan. But this is DNF bonanza in the making, together with Vinester, Tarling and possibly Skjelly.
Let me consider real quick if I want Skjelly instead of Gozaimasu.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.114745 del
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Oh yes, and I have had CAMPRUBI and DE PESTEL before looking into his stupid video.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.114746 del
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I wonder if it's worth taking Tarling for that one TT win because no way he is making it to the second one.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.114747 del
Tarling is apparently missing his brother's funeral to ride the vuelta


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.114748 del
>>114743
>>114744
He's actually running psyop recently


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.114749 del
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>>114747


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.114750 del
>>114747
wtf


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.114751 del
Kek they changed short track rules again now grug will be riding. Honestly we joke about the community but these people really are getting fucked JUST for grug


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.114752 del
>>114751
Classic nepo baby grug


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.114753 del
>>114746
The TT is extremely technical, I think the top 10 will be weird


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.114754 del
>>114740
PCS hasn't updated it, so he still has a contract until 2027


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.114755 del
Tour of Britain Slags by Zwift starting in Mold today. Yes Irishbert notices it first yesterday on 4cyc already.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.114756 del
I guess I will adjust after all.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.114757 del
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Ground completely laden with oak acorns. Autumn is coming.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.114758 del
>>114753
Were it a bit shorter, closer to prologue length, I'd the TT would be for guys like Ivo Oliveira. But it's such an awkward length that, paired with all the technical corners, I think I anything could happen. I guess it favours guys who are good at accelerating out of corners.

The real blackpill is that this is already a Pogi-favoured stage, especially when he probably knows the entire route like the back of his hand.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.114759 del
>>114758
>knows the entire route like the back of his hand
I doubt he ever reached 20km/h on any of those roads. Dark horse is bisiaux


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.114760 del
>>114751
the nepo baby accusations are true


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.114761 del
>>114760
They'll probably triple the audiance of today's race though


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.114762 del
>>114761
shan't be me in there thoughblithe


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.114763 del
Phwoar six flatland KOMs from doing 95min sweetspot with pretty perfect weather. Was pretty tired from a shit night of sleep with the baby but luckily the tiredness kicked in only after the intervals.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.114764 del
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>>114763


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.114765 del
what kind of "aero" wheelsets do berts have on their grabbel bikes? I still have the stock fulcrum and they look like dogshit, I want to upgrade. everybody is talking about the zipp 303 but they are h**kless and t*beless, both are a no-no


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.114766 del
>>114762
I'll watch for you friend


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.114767 del
>>114765
Lots of good hooked wide aero wheelsets from Nextie, XMCS, Zen etc. I'd just browse the Weightweenies tyre/wheel forum a bit and pick whatever you fancy. Should cost around a thousand depending on the specs.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.114768 del
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Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.114769 del
>>114768
>colnago
cervelobros...

he's looking meaty, for sure a big classics campaign next season


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.114770 del
>>114768
tf is that

>>114767
thanks, I will have a look at them. do you have experience with the nextie / xmcs wheelsets?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.114771 del
>>114770
I have a pair of nextie wheels on my commuter/gravel bike. The rim is very nice, I think the height is 40 or 45 and the internal width 27 or 29, external nearly 40. I ordered them with a dynamo hub and they have been flawless. The communication on their side is really good as well, if you have any questions regarding the products just open a chat and they respond really swiftly.
I don't have experience with xmcs but I think it's a forum darling on chinertown and weightweenies so probably very good as well, a bit cheaper also.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.114772 del
I need some psyop teams. I've adjusted so much that I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I was about to put Roglic in lmao


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.114773 del
>>114770
this is a sleeveless jersey from the women's team of 2022, interesting slopphoto whoever this is


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.114774 del
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>>114772
Consider the following


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.114775 del
>>114772
>Pogacar makes his teammates better
>UAE riders will become stronger throughout the race
>Pogacar will pull for his teammates in week 3, maybe even week 2
>By the halfway point of the race, the Vuelta will become a glorified UAE training camp
>According to his own teammates, Almeida has always produced even better numbers in training camps than in actual races
>Vine doesn't won't chute during training rides
>With no pressure on him, Torres will show his full Finestre potential
Take as many UAE riders as you can. Especially Almeida, who'll finish 2nd in GC, and Vine, who'll 6th with 2 stage wins.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.114776 del
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>>114772
Here is mine, no psyop


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.114777 del
>>114776
>Mas
>no psyop
sus


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.114778 del
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Saturday BIG ride in jeopardy


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.114779 del
>>114757
there's an oak over our metal roof and the acorns have been going crazy


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.114780 del
>>114771
>>114767
cheers, I've been looking for something like this myself; I'm not sure what the offroad/dirt road possibilities are here in NC though now that I've left California though


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.114781 del
>>114778
Nature is healing from all the rain.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.114782 del
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>>114772


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.114783 del
>>114782
the widar pick is how you know it is fake


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.114784 del
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I pronounce WIDAR as the english word "wider"


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.114785 del
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>>114783
you caught me, here's my real team


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.114786 del
Crashes and abandons aplenty in Benelux Tour.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.114787 del
>>114786
MILAN foremost (Jonathan)


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.114788 del
>>114787
Bad race for me


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.114789 del
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I have spent a productive night shift at the Soudal mines adjusting and re-adjusting.
And somehow I ended up with a worse team then the one I started with.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.114790 del
>>114774
Beloki said "he had his opportunies and will work for the team".
Mas always dissapoints.
Brennar is a fraud when it matters

>>114775
Solid but soulless

>>114776
See >>114774
Mas never does shit, brennar wont do shit. I feel there's way better 4 pointers than kruiswijk. I can dig pog-tullet-onley-bisiaux though

>>114782
Meme team but probably wont even do that bad tbh

>>114785
Ok, the uitdebroeks who said "hes gonna have fun" this vuelta and work for "mas" did it. This is the team i'll copy.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.114791 del
>>114790
Consider this


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.114792 del
>>114789
If they all show up, this team has soul. But wont get many points.
Fortunato is hit or miss, so is tejada. Govekar, omrzel, breat, brennar will all get some points but too little to justify losing 4 spots.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.114793 del
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>>114791
Just posting because I will adjust everything and then this turns out to have been the winning team


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.114794 del
>>114789
>>114792
main problem remains: everyone who isn't pogi, pedersen, or van shaert, is not worth investing coins in


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.114795 del
wew, more chutes


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.114796 del
>>114793
Probably the best one posted so far, too bad romeo will probably have to slave


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.114797 del
>>114790
>brennar wont do shit
I just want some unclassified that tries GC. Best way to guarentee some points


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.114798 del
>>114796
I also like it but when I really like my team and I am proud of coming up with something it always ends up in disaster. So if I do not adjust all of these guys are doomed


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.114799 del
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Wait, if that means W*ut is doomed... Hmm


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.114800 del
It's really annoying that there are so many riders in sprinter and all rounder that should be unclassed


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.114801 del
>>114800
Nys in Sprinter is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Not that I would pick him but still. Widar should just be in Unclassed too


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.114802 del
Louis Rouland is in Climber. Who in the God Damn Fuck would EVER pick that one


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.114803 del
>>114801
clément alleno is a sprinter too apparantly


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.114804 del
>>114803
The new Merlier


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.114805 del
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rip


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.114806 del
>>114805
I'm in one of those black spots right now


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.114807 del
>>114802
another made up rider


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.114808 del
>>114807
I have NEVER heard of Juan Felipe Rodriguez


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.114809 del
>>114808
I remember bernal wheelsucking him for an hour in the NC


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.114810 del
>>114805
Wat is zat. A big artifact?
Or is it our boy Genovese trough sending his regards already norf?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.114811 del
>>114808
i'll raise you a Rudy PORTER, a fine regen from (allegedly) Australia


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.114812 del
nice roads in f*mmes


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.114813 del
>>114805
been a while since we've had long steady rain like that


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.114814 del
>>114779
That must be a nice symphony kek.
Whenever I sit on that bench in front of a chess table under this oak and I hear some rustling roughly above me, and that's every couple minutes, I am bracing for getting bonked on the head.
Didn't get bonked once yet, THOUGH.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.114815 del
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alpha and omega


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.114816 del
>>114784
h-how do you pronounce it? weeder?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.114817 del
>>114815
He grew hair just to lose it again.
Suspicious


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.114818 del
>>114817
weedAr, with the A of asshole but pronounced in the brittish way, not murican


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.114819 del
>>114793
not far from me


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.114820 del
>>114818
>>114816
meant for


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.114821 del
some niggas have hair some niggas don't make it make sense, you can't


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.114822 del
>>114821
wouldn't know anything about that


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.114823 del
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fe7Z8HrVbuU [Embed]
<do the most basic bitch training and nutrition possible, the same as everyone else and you too can reach 6.8 w/kg under my guidance
<thank you for watching my VLOG


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.114824 del
Chute Catastrophique in l'Avenir


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.114825 del
Race neutralised


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.114826 del
Massive crash in the peloton. Following riders are involved:

Barry Ashlin (Team Visma | Lease a Bike Development)
Piták Matěj (Team Visma | Lease a Bike Development)
Van Kerckhove Matisse (Team Visma | Lease a Bike Development)
Coudière-Cantin Timothée (France)


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.114827 del
vismoids at it again


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.114828 del
>>114827
we have no mouth and we must pull (and chute)


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.114829 del
chute black king


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.114830 del
The negro is now really just a tdf merchant.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.114831 del
ineos train saving everyone for no reason


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.114832 del
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I wonder which country (along with belgium) has the highest ratio of chutes per km


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.114833 del
yep there chutes the ineos train


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.114834 del
VAN MECHELEN, LAPEIRA, ARTZ, BENOOT


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.114835 del
artz, lapeira, benoot, van mechelen all dead


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.114836 del
berkmoose rapid as fuck


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.114837 del
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it's all so tiresome


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.114838 del
Muur
home


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.114839 del
commentator calling sheffield a massive chute merchant lmao


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.114840 del
toč of wheels innit


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.114841 del
I've read something that Berckmoose was not ok so I did not pick him.
Was I bamboozled.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.114842 del
>>114841
you probably saw he was DNF in the tdf like me and thought he'd ride for de lie


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.114843 del
Gwan Segaert my son


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.114844 del
>>114843
that's right


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.114845 del
>>114842
No, I didn't have to see it, I had him on my team for TdF.
Read that he was limp or summin.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.114846 del
Vlad DNF as well, yep, half of my team will be out soon.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.114847 del
how many races has Sheffield DNF'd from chuting?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.114848 del
incredible that sheffield did it AGAIN
he's even worse than vine


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.114849 del
>>114847
actually it's not many


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.114850 del
>>114847
Add to that how many he still DF but chuted along the way.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.114851 del
>>114847
this year 2 and a chute in the giro TT ad a chute in poland that I remember


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.114852 del
save my team pithie


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.114853 del
Yup g2 slurping now


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.114854 del
what's the shop with the stylized 'B' logo?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.114855 del
Are they going to make it bros? The time gap has been removed.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.114856 del
>>114855
the next hill will decide, vermeersch will jump to pithie I think


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.114857 del
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Give him some motopacing for Pithie sake!


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.114858 del
>>114855
yeah they make it


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.114859 del
think they're fooked


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.114860 del
>>114859
Pithie is unfortunately


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.114861 del
if it's really 42sec it's fine


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.114862 del
>>114860
they all are, that gps moto is way too far in front
it's like 25 sec


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.114863 del
pithie parks his bike


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.114864 del
ope


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.114865 del
They didn't drop Jappe.
The slurp is on.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.114866 del
moto! pace! the! tête!


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.114867 del
Magnier kwabbed


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.114868 del
berkmoose will win I think, segaert might get fucked by lack of punch


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.114869 del
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Segaert!!

Segaert!!

Segaert!!


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.114870 del
Who the fuck is Aleasio MAGAgnotti?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.114871 del
>>114867
didn't even tune in because I expected it to be Magnierwinslol


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.114872 del
this is an almost shockingly good looking part of belgium 2bqh


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.114873 del
feels like big chute


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.114874 del
Outskilled


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.114875 del
Jappe strong af


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.114876 del
de lie the betrayer


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.114877 del
>>114870
very poor attentionpaying this season


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.114878 del
ahhhhhhh rip Segaert


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.114879 del
Segaert did too much


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.114880 del
>>114879
he has 0 sprint, he would always be fucked unless he was solo 20 seconds ahead of the peleton


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.114881 del
happy for Barkmoose


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.114882 del
very soulful stage


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.114883 del
Kooij and De Lie somehow alive


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.114884 del
de lie pulled jappe too close now jappe can win on bonis


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.114885 del
ronald mcdnonaldson


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.114886 del
Dolansonbros we in. Wish I had a fourth guy in top 10, this would have been nice.
But my guys chute and/or are black.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.114887 del
>>114884
why did he do it?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.114888 del
>>114887
Final fuck you to the team


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.114889 del
>>114887
he wouldn't know


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.114890 del
If I was the director of a medium-sized team I'd throw the entire wallet at Kooij in a heartbeat. Lots of teams have a thing or two to learn from Alpecin.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.114891 del
Damn, Magnier kinda got destroyed. Think this Magagnotti kid is the real deal


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.114892 del
>>114891
I am already seething about his hypothetical veloprice next year


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.114893 del
>>114892
He will be 8 for one desert race and then immediately jump to 14.
Hopefury he will be still undervalued for the whole year in sixes.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.114894 del
>>114891
Yeah no wonder they aren't extending Meus.
They know what they got.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.114895 del
We live in le gets


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.114896 del
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Autumn has arrived


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.114897 del
>>114895
is that the grug humiliation ritual?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.114898 del
>>114897
yes


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.114899 del
HATHERLY getting kwabbed as well


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.114900 del
what a boring race lmao


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.114901 del
does grug still get mogged in the descents?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.114902 del
Grug really labors through that left hairpin uphill.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.114903 del
>>114901
yes


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.114904 del
almost chute catastrophique


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.114905 del
grug almost catastrophique


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.114906 del
he's coocked lmao. This is worse than simmons


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.114907 del
sounds like a pidcvck moral victory


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.114908 del
is it another case of STAY ON THE ROAD FOOL?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.114909 del
Noice Błaszis.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.114910 del
>>114908
Probably the best exemple of it


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.114911 del
waar grug


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.114912 del
>>114908
Probably needs one semi-catastrophique to fuck off.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.114913 del
11th, too bad


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.114914 del
>>114912
Dude lost 2 seasons because of RIO, I don't think he's giving up


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.114915 del
>>114914
Fair point, go on then damn grug.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.114916 del
>>114908
kinda but the goal was to finish 16th or better for sunday so went to plan still


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.114917 del
Kwaberoni


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.114918 del
Still humbled another road superstar HATHERLY


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.114919 del
Boichi is like the opposite


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.114920 del
Don't like MAS or spent SKJELMOSE.
I think I will sacrifice something to the gods of chutes and pick ONLEY.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.114921 del
>>114920
Did you know Mas always finishes top 5 if he starts in the La Vuelta


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.114922 del
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Explain to me why picking POGACAR-GALL-MAS NICOLAU tridente and then 6 Equipo Kern Pharma dopeurs is not the way to go


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.114923 del
>>114921
6th in 2023 unless we are counting the dopage ban of KUSS & VINGEGAARD


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.114924 del
Dude that has no soles is 20 already. I see no avenir for him besides being stuck at lotto


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.114925 del
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>2500k for 105 with alu frame/wheemls
Real question, who fucking buys this?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.114926 del
>>114925
people who don't know anything about bikes


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.114927 del
>>114925
excellent question actually because its too expensive for entry level and too little bling for connoisseurs
more expensive builds probably go to connoisseurs but this is neither fish nor flesh


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.114928 del
>>114927
I get some people racings crits might want to buy alu frame, but the full build is terrible value


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.114929 del
>Jegat to liddl
Now maybe berts were right about the austrian duo not going. Strange transfer tbqh


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.114930 del
>>114929
Getting a good grand tour team together. Now all they need is a team captain.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.114931 del
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Points Jersey

>Aert 3
>Pedersen 3.25
>Brennan 3.5
>Pogacar 4.5
>Meeus 21
>Groves 26
>Turner 34
>Cockhard 51
>Aular 67
>Fisher 101
>Hofstetter 101


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.114932 del
KOM Jersey

>Fortunato 2.75
>Pogacar 3.25
>Vine 11
>Carapaz Montenegro 13
>Paret 13
>Aert 19
>Holland 29
>Buitrago 41
>Roglic 51
>Gall 51
>Landa 67
>Skjelmose 67
>Double 67
>Bilbao 67


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.114933 del
Stage 1

>Tarling 1.66
>Aert 4
>Pogacar 6
>Kung 10
>Vine 17
>*** 17
>Pedersen 21
>Romeo 41
>Almeida 51
>Roglic 67
>Turner 67
>Oliveira 67


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.114934 del
5+ Stage Wins

>Pogacar 1.66
>Brennan 4
>Aert 6
>Pedersen 10


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.114935 del
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La Vuelta Ciclista a Espana 2026 OFFICIAL GC /bet/

>Pogacar 1.1
>Gall 12
>Almeida 15
>Onley 15
>Mas Nicolau 19
>Carapaz Montenegro 19
>Roglic 21
>Skjelmose 34
>Holland 51
>Nordhagen 56
>Riccitello 67
>Kuss 67
>Uijtdebroeks 81
>Vine 81
>Tuckwell 101
...
>Rodriguez Cano 126
>Omrzel 126
>Widar 201
>Bisiaux 251
>Landa 301
>Double 761
>Hirt 751


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.114936 del
>>114935
Imagine how many things have to right in order for someone like Omrzel to win this race. And you'd only get 126 times your money back. Pretty sure lotteries have better expected returns than such a bet.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.114937 del
Reish vs Antunsh vs Giami tomorrow in the Men's ITT of the most prestigious Mediterranean Games. Reish himself is the defending champion.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.114938 del
Garofoli will win a stage


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.114939 del
>>114935
>Uijtdebroeks 81
oh, they fixed him!


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.114940 del
>>114938
And only mild inflation, seems that Veloman forgot about him.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.114941 del
surely they are letting tarling win both itts right
could be a good pick


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.114942 del
fuck it, picking WOUT


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.114943 del
Mas or the dopping dane


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.114944 del
>>114943
Jonas Vingegaard is not riding the Vuelta


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.114945 del
>>114944
The other one


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.114946 del
Picking mas, onley, wout and the gay I don't give a damn DNF city


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.114947 del
Occasional reminder...
>Skjelmose faced a challenging period when he was handed a ten-month suspension after a doping test detected traces of performance-enhancing substances, attributed to dietary supplements.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.114948 del
>>114947
How many active riders have actually been suspended in the path. Can't be too much I only have BAUDIN in mind


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.114949 del
>>114948
Hessman.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.114950 del
>>114949
And toon


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.114951 del
>>114948
Quintana


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.114952 del
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I completed the adjustments.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.114953 del
>>114948
troon aerts


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.114954 del
>>114933
Why is Josh a prohibitive favorite? Will Fin ride with him on these twists and turns and neglect the stop and go you power you need to show?


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.114955 del
>>114952
If you go to bed now you can still re-re-re readjust in the morning.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.114956 del
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>>114955


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.114957 del
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Yet another perfect team. Although I need to research Camprubi more


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.114958 del
one final adjustment


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.114959 del
Tarling's grandpa died as well. Strongest of all minds if he somehow pulls off the stage win.


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.114960 del
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>ROGLIC in ITT NC jersey


Bert 08/21/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.114961 del
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>>114960
>his only win ofvthe season

He beat 2 20 year old Bahraini and a bunch of jobers I've seen for the first time on that very day.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.114962 del
Pondering on whether to go full soul Vine-Carapaz-Fortunato or the lame option Skjelmose-Onley-Bisiaux


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.114963 del
>>114962
half of the teams will have the skjelly onley bisiaux, and for a good reason


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.114964 del
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route is planned, sugar flask is mixed, time for ciclismo


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.114965 del
>>114964
Looks like it can take a squeeze, or even a sit on.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.114966 del
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Ok, surely this was the final adjustment.
I kinda get now how women have some home remodel stuff going on ALL the time.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.114967 del
>>114964
Don't forget the final adjoosting


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.114968 del
Don't have to adjust if you haven't made a team yet. Might have a hearty lunch before doing any of that.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.114969 del
Yes, I still need to adjoost the jersey, don't want to get displayed with the default flag


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.114970 del
>


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.114971 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.114972 del
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>>114775
Shan't be taking a single UAE rider.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.114973 del
DNS

COTE
ARTZ


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.114974 del
>>114972
I didn't pick any color rider for the volta and it didn't do me any good


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.114975 del
>>114973
Epic, I have no riders left


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.114976 del
Okay, time to adjust for the first and final time


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.114977 del
yeah, whatever


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.114978 del
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First rampa I've ever done
villacher alpenstrasse


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.114979 del
time to play a short round of dodge the rain cloud, feels like a lifetime since the last round but it's only been like 2.5 months or so kwak


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.114980 del
>>114967
I'm no gooombler


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.114981 del
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10/10 grabbel ride done, the remnants of last nights storm were very visible


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.114982 del
>>114978
how did you ride up against that vertical wall the final few meters, is there an elevator?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.114983 del
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>>114981
turned into singletrack at times


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.114984 del
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>>114978


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.114985 del
>>114982
turn the pedals


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.114986 del
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Meanwhile, it's still raining here


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.114987 del
>>114982
Deployed the Bertacek climbing bike


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.114988 del
>>114973
I only have Philipsen and Kooij and everybody else is gone or dead. Just GREAT. One more big humiliation in the Vuelta and thank FUCK the year is over


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.114989 del
EBH was still riding 2 years ago? I thought it was like 5 since he is out.
And in AG2R out of all people.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.114990 del
>>114988
Same, although I have a slight hope Dolanson will give me a few hundred which would be saving from disaster and perhaps they will whip up that house negro to do summin.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.114991 del
>>114988
I don't even have philipsen


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.114992 del
Okay my team is perfectly retarded, going on a rainy hike


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.114993 del
>>114992
I know 100% sure that you have Jan HIRT


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.114994 del
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>>114993
I do not


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.114995 del
Janos HIRTALY is really in this bike race.
What the FUCK.
I thought it was haha funi from these two.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.114996 del
Feel like I will have the most boringest team, but on the other hand I have Carapaz and no Mas nor Onley.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.114997 del
>>114996
I don't have Pog. I don't give a FUCK


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.114998 del
>>114997
based self-sabotaging bert


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.114999 del
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>>114997
Very nice.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.115000 del
antunsh won today


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.115001 del
>>115000
It's over for REIS


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.115002 del
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Truly new star is confirmed in L'Avenir hehe.
Don't them grandes have it a little too good with these fast men while also having Giulio, Davide and the Finn?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.115003 del
lost AGAIN


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.115004 del
what is ineos pulling for


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.115005 del
>>115004
Watson?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.115006 del
>>115005
against kooij and the gang? maybe they should attack once instead of pulling for other teams


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.115007 del
Pretty good effort by SKA


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.115008 del
comicale ineos attack


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.115009 del
Lol Wærenskjold... another chute for me


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.115010 del
Warshield big boom on floor.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.115011 del
Groenewegen made to open his sprint way too early


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.115012 del
lmao de lie fucked berkmoose so hard
clown team


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.115013 del
Ok, not bad goomblingwise.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.115014 del
brogo bros our time has come


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.115015 del
Don't forget to finally adjust your final_adjustment_final_03__.jpg


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.115016 del
Hehe, Lotto tactics.
Literally playing Lotto!


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.115017 del
>>115012
the only day he felt like doing a proper sprint is when his teammate is up the road lmao


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.115018 del
>>115017
even today he did that weird attack instead of trying to steal the boni seconds


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.115019 del
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>>115015
Of course, I adjusted the adjustments because the initial adjustment was a very abnormal adjustment.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.115020 del
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can't believe I built the perfect team first try


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.115021 del
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>>115019
All is right then.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.115022 del
>>115020
Based not give a shitter.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.115023 del
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>>115020
hmm


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.115024 del
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>>115020
The game is still open for adjusting...


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.115025 del
>>115014
Holy shit I have Borgo. I just took some random shitter


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.115026 del
What the fuck happened to Merlier anyway


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.115027 del
>>115014
>>115025
>>114427
>8 Alessandro Borgo
Believers are feasting!


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.115028 del
>>115026
I don't know but it FUCKED my team


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.115029 del
feels sburgo sborgo man


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.115030 del
>>115023
a part of me was tempted to say no to vpp and torres and put him in for nordhagen

I think he's going to do well *if* he doesn't do the usual rogla special


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.115031 del
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>>115027


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.115032 del
>>115031
least secret secret pick


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.115033 del
>>115015
I just looked up the shitnic postnl press release to see who they will be going for, I need to stop.
>they didnt even mention anyone, just that they hope to be involved somehow


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.115034 del
>>115031
Sometimes we are a little bit back. Right before it is over again


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.115035 del
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teams are LOCKED
post em, I went full stage hunt


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.115036 del
>>115033
Henri-François RENARD-HAQUIN will win a stage


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.115037 del
>>115020
it actually is the perfect team fraudulence with pog included, maybe swap out wout


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.115038 del
>>115035
I already posted it. Only thing I adjusted was Ivo Oliveira in for that shitty "sprinter" David González


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.115039 del
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>>115033
>they hope to be involved somehow


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.115040 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.115041 del
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>>115035
I'm lame but I blame veloman for hiding all the picks in categories I can't pick


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.115042 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.115043 del
>>115035
I mean no harm, but this is the kind of team that I expect to have 5 riders left by the end of week 1


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.115044 del
>>115043
I fucking hate Pogiwinslol so this is just a desperate effort to minmax any possible enjoyment out of this La Vuelta - at least I will feel something


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.115045 del
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At least I am not a PUSSY


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.115046 del
>>115044
I respect that


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.115047 del
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I picked my boys except for Roglic.
I regret nothing.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.115048 del
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VERY worried about skjelly and onley but you gotta pick someone I guess


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.115049 del
come on, where are the Rogla believers


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.115050 del
>>115049
old man Roglic is donezo, nobody willingly picks LOTTO as his final destination


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.115051 del
so many brennerbros, you think he will do something in GC or do more like a scaroni thing?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.115052 del
>>115051
neither


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.115053 del
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>>115049
It's over for Rogla.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.115054 del
>>115053
>how do you like your new concrete shoes?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.115055 del
Must be the first time there's so much Tissot branding on the Monaco Casino


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.115056 del
did anyone dare believe in groves?
with him I could have made my team exactly as I like it


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.115057 del
>>115056
Berts laughed in my face the last time I picked him.
And rightfully so.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.115058 del
>>115056
They don't even have a good train, anyone picking him is crazy


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.115059 del
wtf is that parcour in Monaco?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.115060 del
>>115056
I don't feel the groove.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.115061 del
>>115059
I did post it was extremely technical
there's a 80% chance vine will chute


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.115062 del
VISMOID DOWN


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.115063 del
labrosse with a massive time difference


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.115064 del
VAMOS RICHARD VAMOS


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.115065 del
runners dropping left and right in Deutschland, del Toro not normal


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.115066 del
Pas mal from Rysiek


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.115067 del
grande Pello


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.115068 del
Bruno on the verge of tears but composed himself, after the bike change.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.115069 del
>carapaz tt

He is going for stages again


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.115070 del
I just realized that we're going to see aero gall again


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.115071 del
>>115069
I think that's a good time considering he's up against gall's and mas's


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.115072 del
>>115071
Ehh fair enough.
The differences shouldn't be too bad after today anyway.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.115073 del
oof

ynr Bilbao being a good time trialist


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.115074 del
>>115073
bert he was literally waving goodbye to the crowds at the start


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.115075 del
DNF

LAPEIRA
PITHIE
BERHENS


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.115076 del
>>115073
Bilbao is retired Bert


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.115077 del
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>>115075


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.115078 del
>>115075
oh no no no


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.115079 del
Hope yung Torres will be babied by Pogichachar, Labrosse died for him.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.115080 del
>>115079
pogi hates spaniards


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.115081 del
pls let nelson win mr del dopo

I promise he will reel in whichever break in whichever stage race you desire next year


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.115082 del
>>115080
Based?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.115083 del
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>>115075


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.115084 del
>>115075
how many teams have all their riders remaining


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.115085 del
>>115080
He likes Soler.
Apartently the funniest guy on the team.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.115086 del
>>115085
ah yes soler, some say he's still riding between police checkpoints to this day


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.115087 del
Bergerburt's Bunch has tree riders left in BinckBank Tour.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.115088 del
wtf they suddenly changed kirby with a troon on commentary


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.115089 del
Gaylord pretty nice time.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.115090 del
>>115085
According to spanish newspapers Almeida also likes Soler as apparently he was the one who had asked for Soler to be part of the Giro team this year


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.115091 del
>>115088
time to learn french. Moncoutié/durand is peak com duo


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.115092 del
Nice flow in S1 at Mirabeau for Mattias.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.115094 del
good time for my homo king


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.115095 del
skelly seems weak?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.115096 del
Yeah you were right.
Carapz did ok in retrospect.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.115097 del
Hirschi???


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.115098 del
>DE PEST


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.115099 del
yeah, brennan is very good at this kind of thing


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.115100 del
Eh, Skjelly is the crocked one. FUCK.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.115101 del
Does Pelizzari have any kick?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.115102 del
>>115101
he was great in the tirreno


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.115103 del
Squeaky sander


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.115104 del
sivakov? what's going on here


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.115105 del
fucking hell they couldnt have found two bigger faggots to commentate


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.115106 del
sander DE PESTEL


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.115107 del
SQUEAK


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.115108 del
>>115100
It's already over


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.115109 del
heh my 4 pointer


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.115110 del
heh, this stops the PEST


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.115111 del
Whole Decathlon is very pas normal.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.115112 del
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>>115106


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.115113 del
damn, skelly slower than crod


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.115114 del
Sander de Pestel always elite and /cyc/ is surprised every time


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.115115 del
>>115100
>>115108
yeah he is losing a couple of seconds in a sprinter TT, should just abandon the whole thing


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.115116 del
>>115115
>Coping and justifying mere minutes into Stage 1
Heh


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.115117 del
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What did Manon mean by this?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.115118 del
no pressure tarling


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.115119 del
>>115115
It's not about seconds but about performance relative to others whom he eats at TT. C-Rod, Gaynessen in front, not good at all.
Should have just kept Onley and De Pestel.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.115120 del
>>115118
I feel a bit ashamed picking him hoping that he will have the ride of his life due to grief


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.115121 del
>>115117
I could get behind this, if know what I mean.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.115122 del
>>115115
Exactly


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.115123 del
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Just some chill today eh


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.115124 del
>>115120
I mean it's his choice, I kind of understand it but missing the funeral I find very harsh


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.115125 del
cam on GALL, dont embarrass me


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.115126 del
>>115125
>Felix GALL riding a technical ITT
This could be a disaster for my Velogame and the nation of Austria.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.115127 del
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he's back


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.115128 del
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>>115093
Yeah, my Polish stream hangs up, time to the golden reserve which already has a spot on my bar.
>>115088
This is our Walloon Bertman btw.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.115129 del
still in the middle of hinterlands, havent seen another human, let alone czech, in two hours
what is the latest?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.115130 del
>>115128
luckily I was not born a dirty wallon, I'm flemish


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.115131 del
>>115130
I thought you live somewhere in the souf.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.115132 del
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ah, yes


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.115133 del
>>115129
Brennan pass normal.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.115135 del
>>115131
I live close to the border but it's still extremely flemish


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.115136 del
was cort also waving to the crowd, fucking hell


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.115137 del
>>115129
Good on Richie, Holland, Ca Rodriguez.
Ogre for Skjelmose.
Pas normal CMA PDG.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.115138 del
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>T-55
soon


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.115139 del
>>115136
bert it's time to let go of these riders that a retiring...


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.115140 del
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>>115135
Ah ok, noted like with Baukebert who is extremely not Frisian.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.115141 del
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Surprising, but not unwelcome.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.115142 del
did onley chute already lmao, what is that time


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.115143 del
Pharaoh's son pas normal.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.115144 del
>ONLY 27
ffs


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.115145 del
onley, another fucking retired crowd-wav- wait...


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.115146 del
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>>115119
>Should have just kept Onley and De Pestel.
Nobody seen this, surely.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.115147 del
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>40


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.115148 del
Gall 🙂🙂🙂


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.115149 del
not good, not terrible


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.115150 del
Really not bad for Geil.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.115151 del
>Onley slower than gall
fuck me


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.115152 del
>33
heh, at least cheaper than GALL!


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.115153 del
>>115151
it's just a technical TT


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.115154 del
does uae hire riders by jawline?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.115155 del
>TORRES
not bad


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.115156 del
LANDISMO


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.115157 del
Torres is a strange looking lad.
Almost handsome but not quite.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.115158 del
>>115154
>does UAE hire doped-up experiments
he, anon...


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.115159 del
did UAE recon this 10 times?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.115160 del
>allez allez
>venga venga
>andare andare
Truly med ambiance.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.115161 del
>>115138
people are not ready for the return of thermonucleaire emu


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.115162 del
if kluckers wins I'll eat a rottisary chicken tomorrow


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.115163 del
That Oakley tt helmet looks like it's from the 90s.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.115164 del
>>115162
This is supposed to be a penalty not pleasure.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.115165 del
>>115161
He is still aura farming to this day to release it all at once.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.115166 del
>>114984
>>114978
Sehr gut


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.115167 del
CAM ON IVO


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.115168 del
lmao at Oliveira's booba


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.115169 del
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>>115161
>>115165

A generational run of the future goat, if I may?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.115170 del
>>115164
>he sees Tudor's recent success as a cause for self-harm
didn't know we had Q36.5 ultras in this thread


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.115171 del
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>>115169


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.115172 del
Decathlon truly glows.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.115173 del
holy shit, just retire cian


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.115174 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.115175 del
>>115173
I am counting on that they both (+Mas) are so meh that Romeo becomes cabeza de equipa.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.115176 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.115177 del
DECATHLON DOPAGE


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.115178 del
Who the FUCK is Oscar Chamberlain


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.115179 del
my de pestel points being diluted


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.115180 del
Bisiaux bros, just imagine..


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.115181 del
>blobloblo


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.115182 del
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>>115179
Good.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.115183 del
what the fuck is carlton saying


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.115184 del
imagine how good cian would be at TTs if he wasn’t held back by bora’s bad equipment


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.115185 del
>>115182
luckily skjelmose will score even less


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.115186 del
>>115178
former junior ITT world champ


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.115187 del
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>>115185
Surely he is just having a bit rusty first day after the break, he will be up there in the passos.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.115188 del
this counts as a negative split for cian


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.115189 del
>>115178
this is just poor attentionpaying


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.115190 del
im hearing HIRT about to go subcritical


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.115191 del
Ivo with the best T1-Finish


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.115192 del
>>115191
unfortunately the race is longer than that


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.115193 del
Ok, off to make dinner, keep me informed about chutes and pas normals.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.115194 del
not so king kung but I still believe


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.115195 del
>>115192
I wonder if he didn't risk too much in the first part. He does have a history of losing first stages and prologues by small margins. Still has a chance of grabbing red tomorrow, so not all is lost.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.115196 del
>chamberlain is a local
it makes sense


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.115197 del
Who the fuck is this Astana dopeur?!


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.115198 del
I should finally stop picking King Kung…


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.115199 del
Ahhh Romele was the third on my shortlist, damn it.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.115200 del
>>115197
he wasn't even 4 points....


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.115201 del
I AM WARNING YOU DO NOT LET JAY VINE START HE WILL DIE


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.115202 del
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Time for the big boys, hide your females!


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.115203 del
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>>115201


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.115204 del
(2.93 MB 720x1280 Ciclistas(Aussies(Vinester)).webm)


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.115205 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.115206 del
gall holding dopathlon back


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.115207 del
remco bros, we would make everyone here look like amateurs


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.115208 del
>>115207
too technical


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.115209 del
>>115206
decency is out of the window


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.115210 del
>>114759
Bisiaux with the CX cornering


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.115211 del
Wtf. This is not normal and doped


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.115212 del
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It's time.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.115213 del
Extraordinaire


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.115214 del
dopage


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.115215 del
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>>114759
>>115210


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.115216 del
A French team dominating a time trial. It's time for a new French golden age of cycling.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.115217 del
Maybe the prince added some bonus and pog will ride it properly


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.115218 del
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>>115211
uhm I think you're forgetting something sweaty


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.115219 del
Thornley???????


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.115220 del
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>this amount of coverage of Pogacar's warmup


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.115221 del
what an odd top 10 this is going to be


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.115222 del
>>115219
was flying in a short tt in poland as well, not a surprise


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.115223 del
>>115221
very prologue coded


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.115224 del
god, it feels so awkward

>the announcer
cmon...


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.115225 del
kirby thinks brenner was 3rd at the intermediate, but that was brennan


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.115226 del
Brenner not that bad


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.115227 del
>>115219
this is one of the least surprising results


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.115228 del
mas riding like a grandma


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.115229 del
/elite/
/elite/
/elite/
/elite/
/elite/


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.115230 del
HE'S DOING IT


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.115231 del
>>115230
He went feisty, for sure.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.115232 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.115233 del
CAM ON JOSH


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.115234 del
>Laporte
so, the squeakers are... doping?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.115235 del
well deserved


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.115236 del
will pogi take it easy in the name of decency?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.115237 del
>>115236
Lolno


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.115238 del
the stage is set, 3 options:

kino

pogi villain arc climax

death to vismoids


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.115239 del
wtf /elite/ very good


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.115240 del
Almeida lifted on the 2nd part, but pretty good time, did noy expect it


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.115241 del
mas surprisingly good


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.115242 del
If W*ut takes it from him they should hang him on the podium


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.115243 del
So they let Tarling win? Feels scripted.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.115244 del
watch scotson win this


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.115245 del
>>115243
officially wrestling-tier if he wins


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.115246 del
>>115243
waiting for someone to hit the brakes at the end


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.115247 del
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Autismbert didn't pick Pog and is still 16th boringest, out of 63.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.115248 del
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50 Tadej Pogačar
37 Wout Van Aert
28 Mattias Skjelmose
28 Oscar Onley
25 Jay Vine
22 Richard Carapaz
16 Felix Gall
15 Mads Pedersen
15 Joshua Tarling
14 Matthew Brennan
14 Marco Brenner
13 Pablo Torres
12 Marcel Camprubí
11 Léo Bisiaux
11 Sander De Pestel
10 Ivo Oliveira
10 Walter Calzoni
9 Iván Romeo
9 Tobias Halland Johannessen
8 Stefan Küng
8 Jarno Widar
8 Lorenzo Fortunato
8 Raúl García Pierna
7 João Almeida
7 Magnus Cort
7 Steven Kruijswijk
7 Jakob Omrzel
6 Finn Fisher-Black
6 Andreas Leknessund
6 Harold Tejada
6 Paul Double
5 Georg Steinhauser
5 Christophe Laporte
5 Ben Tulett
5 Primož Roglič
5 Jørgen Nordhagen
5 Luke Tuckwell
5 Enric Mas
5 Markel Beloki
4 Santiago Buitrago
4 Kevin Vermaerke
4 Pavel Sivakov
4 Will Barta
4 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
4 Axel Laurance
3 Bruno Armirail
3 Mikel Landa
3 Domen Novak
3 Carlos Canal
2 Simon Dalby
2 Ramses Debruyne
2 Kaden Groves
2 Carlos Rodríguez
2 Cristián Rodríguez
2 Jacopo Mosca
2 Sepp Kuss
2 Nick Schultz
2 Julien Bernard
2 Urko Berrade
2 Orluis Aular
2 Xabier Mikel Azparren
2 Mathias Norsgaard
2 Valentin Paret-Peintre
2 Cian Uijtdebroeks
1 Matthew Riccitello
1 Ben Turner
1 Ethan Hayter
1 Ibon Ruiz
1 Luca Van Boven
1 Gianni Moscon
1 Pello Bilbao
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Vito Braet
1 Jack Haig
1 David De La Cruz
1 Asbjørn Hellemose
1 Embret Svestad-Bårdseng
1 Alessandro Romele
1 Michael Gogl
1 Andreas Kron
1 Filippo Zana
1 Sergio Geovani Chumil
1 Olivier Le Gac
1 Timo Roosen
1 Henok Mulubrhan
1 Pablo Castrillo
1 Paul Ourselin
1 José Luis Faura
1 Thibau Nys
1 Jordi Meeus
1 Valentin Madouas
1 Iñigo Elosegui

>8=

2 Tadej Pogačar Wout Van Aert Jay Vine Ivo Oliveira João Almeida Kevin Vermaerke Pavel Sivakov Domen Novak
>The Doping Dopeurs
>Ludwig von velogames


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.115249 del
hayter will be your huckleberry


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.115250 del
>>115247
Whatever, if Pog chutes I win BIGLY


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.115251 del
NOT SO FAST, WELSH SCUM


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.115252 del
hayter chosing this one stage to give a shit about is hilarious


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.115253 del
waar rogla


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.115254 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.115255 del
>>115236
no


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.115256 del
**ered


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.115257 del
ethan gayter


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.115258 del
anglo on anglo violence


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.115259 del
Anglo-saxon master race.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.115260 del
>>115248
> >8=
> 2 Tadej Pogačar Wout Van Aert Jay Vine Ivo Oliveira João Almeida Kevin Vermaerke Pavel Sivakov Domen Novak
>The Doping Dopeurs
>Ludwig von velogames
Kek, two EMIR meme teams!


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.115261 del
>>115258
*anglo (londoner variety) on welsh violence

the irish would not let this one slip if it was one of them in Tarling's shoes


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.115262 del
>>115260
3, even, with UAE wins lol


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.115263 del
Disastrous start for my velodrama.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.115264 del
a victory dedicated to the memory of Leo Hayter, who has descended to the conti level modern adventure dopeurs.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.115265 del
can't wait for the anglo news articles


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.115266 del
Laporte the best of the vismoids lmao


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.115267 del
No decency


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.115268 del
Lel


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.115269 del
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.115270 del
get FUCKED hayter CUNT


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.115271 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.115272 del
Seething Hayter


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.115273 del
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Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.115274 del
>25% of people didn't pick pogi
lmao


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.115275 del
Bertacek hating on *×*×* forever justified


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.115276 del
Well that's just great. How can I retract my Veloteam?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.115277 del
UAE is 1-2-3 in GC right now btw


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.115278 del
>>115277
?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.115279 del
>1-3-6-8-9
Heh, nothing personnel, Bert.

My Velogames redemption arc begins NOW


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.115280 del
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>>115279
It's a marathon not a sprint


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.115281 del
>Pogi not intending to win today to let Tarling have his moment
>Hayter goes into first
>Pogi wins just to spite Hayter
Based


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.115282 del
>>115277
What


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.115283 del
I also made some team named FUCK W*UT that I think has 1 2 3 6 8 9 12 13 14. Let's see Velobert handle that hehehe


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.115284 del
Wait maybe I didn't take H*yter. Can't remember


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.115285 del
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I am forgetten.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.115286 del
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>>115285


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.115287 del
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Okay, calm down Bert's.
How about sunset sloppa?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.115288 del
>>115287
Would


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.115289 del
>>115287
this costs $30 + shipping + tip


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.115290 del
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>>115287


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.115291 del
What are the odds of him finishing week 1 with at least 5 wins?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.115292 del
>>115291
Extremely unlikely.
I doubt uae will try to control everything. We'll be seeing a lot of breakaway wins.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.115293 del
>>115291
almost 100% he is satan after all and UAE is evil


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.115294 del
>>115292
I also think there will be a lot of break wins, but there are stages where the terrain isn't made for the break to gain enough gap to hold. Stage 3 looks free af. Stage 9 is the one UAE likely controls to put an end to the race.

Maybe not so hot take, he can definitely win tomorrow and UAE will do 0 controlling.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.115295 del
>>115294
Oh there is no doubt some knuckle head team will keep on pulling Pog to the finish only to be kwabed in the sprint.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.115296 del
>>115292
>>115294
And let go of "from start to finish"? Expecting decency lmao


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.115297 del
is full kit wanking still frowned upon? Just shoot me some suggestions i need some new stuff. Think some of the berts in here swear by gobik


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.115298 del
>>115295
This, decathlon will pull to pit pressure on the other podium candidates


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.115299 del
>>115297
quite fond of my kalas jerseys, don't get their bibs though


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.115300 del
>>115297
Van rysel


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.115301 del
Going to Finger Lakes for the week. Planning MODERATE rides and packing all my gear. Fun.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.115302 del
>>115297
saw a tietema rockets fullkit wanker today, complete with rose bike and everything.

>suggestions
BBUC


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.115303 del
>>115302
I see Red bull full kit wankers everywhere nowadays. Thanks Roglic.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.115304 del
before 2017 I exclusively rode with full kits (movistar, radioshack, fassa bortolo)


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.115305 del
>>115297
oh, the kits from Volta a Portugal are cheap and available if you know where to look with the manufacturers (Efapel amongst them


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.115306 del
>>115304
It's fine if it's cheaper but I wouldn't pay to ba a rolling adboard


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.115307 del
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>>115302
Are you /fa/ enough to rock this one.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.115308 del
>>115302
it never occurred to you that this might be a legit rider or stuff member or is it really a mamil that drank too much of the tietema social media cool aids?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.115309 del
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Who is this guy?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.115310 del
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>wearing kit in The Year of Our Lord 2026


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.115311 del
>>115309
roubaix bulk already started


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.115312 del
>>115309
Probably the realization that he has three weeks of stress ahead but really no competition.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.115313 del
>>115307
I own that exact jersey, and in the fall I wear it sometimes for grabbel rides. its a bit thick


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.115314 del
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>>115308
he had a massive beer belly


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.115315 del
>>115314
that's normal for pro riders that they bulk up before their next race. are you sure you didn't see Lafay?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.115316 del
>>115307
how bad is the smell?
Washable?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.115317 del
>>115308
honestly, legit staff members
a lot of BVLL and TREK staff around my hood
not too fat though


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.115318 del
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found a rampa directly next to me parents house, going there in 2 weeks and will try it


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.115319 del
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>>115314


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.115320 del
>>115319
god I miss him in the pedalton


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.115321 del
>>115320
The only based Norge


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.115322 del
>>115321
Foss kwabbing Evenepoel was also very nice ngl


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.115323 del
>>115322
what a fluke that was


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.115324 del
>>115319
>wearing gloves
...okay, to support his (upper) body mass, got it


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.115325 del
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>>115322
That was funny.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.115326 del
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from 4/cyc/
>>Emiliano Morbidelli (born 23 August 1977) is an Italian long distance runner and road racing cyclist, competing for the Vatican City. Morbidelli is also the president of Vatican Cycling.
wtf?


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.115327 del
>ynr Rien Schuurhuis


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.115328 del
>>115313
I have one as well, it is so thick and kind of uncomfortable.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.115329 del
>Oliver's Real Food Racing


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.115330 del
>>115327
Habemus papi


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.115331 del
>>115326
the Vatican has so few people you can be the president and only member of the organisation for whatever sport you practice


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.115332 del
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>Pedersen 3.25
>Aert 3.75
>Brennan 4
>Meeus 13
>Pogacar 15
>Turner 19
>Groves 23
>La Porte 29
>Cort 41
>Laurance 51
>Miquel 51
>Black 51
>Aular 51
>Cockhard 67
>Nys 81
>Albananese 81
...
>Widar 151
>Roglic 301
>Hirt N/A


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.115333 del
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>Roglic 14.9%
>Kruiswijk 13.7%
>De Pestel 5.4%
>Landa 4.8%
>Uijtedebroeks 3.7%
>Hirt 1.3%


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.115334 del
>>115332
Waar Romele. Psyoped myself that I am fixating on second fast man. This may have been the way to go.


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.115335 del
>>115334
ROMELE is actually a monegasque spelling of ROMEO


Bert 08/22/2026 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.115336 del
>>115333
what's this one


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.115337 del
>>115336
Dopage


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.115338 del
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My joke team is shared #1. Some other dude had the same idea


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.115339 del
lmao he was really going to gift it, but then he said "fuck Hayter"


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.115340 del
>>115339
Wait I need more than one post for links?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.115341 del
https://x.com/VelonCC/status/2091250841046925506


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.115342 del
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Say what you will about these DH chuds, they know how to spectate


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.115343 del
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>les Bains

This will always make me chuckle.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.115344 del
>>115343
?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.115345 del
Weather finally turning good, tomorrow it's Mangart time


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.115346 del
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>>115341
Woutists not happy


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.115347 del
>de lie DNS
What an absolute asshole lmao


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.115348 del
>>115347
NO REFUNDS


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.115349 del
>>115347
> Don't do shit all year
> See teammate about to win, suddenly find good legs and try to close the gap with the peleton in your wheel.
> DNS


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.115350 del
>>115347
Kek, glorious fu just before departure.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.115351 del
Also don't get beaten by me berts, I have 5 runners left.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.115352 del
>>115351
I don't even have philipsen and merlier has abandoned me. I'll be last. You might take 1st in the bert ranking


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.115354 del
>>115352
Ooh I see, hope Mike T does something.
We just need to cooperate and lacher OPTAKT HATER.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.115355 del
>>115347
cartoon villain


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.115356 del
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>I know everyone wanted this anglo guy to win *pauses*
>Because his little brother died or something *laughs*
>But that's now why I am here
>I'm here to win the La Vuela Ciclista a Espana, presented by Carrefour
why is he like this?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.115357 del
>>115356
based anglo hayter


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.115358 del
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*ahem*


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.115359 del
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>new 13 speed shimano
and I'm still on 11 speed


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.115360 del
some more infos, shimano doesn't go wireless in the road group set compared to GRX and XTR, that has a battery like SR*M in the rear derailleur.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.115361 del
>>115356
would YOU not do anything in your power to take down hayter?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.115362 del
>Griessbrei mit kokoa, cukr und butter
home


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.115363 del
>>115361
This


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.115364 del
Kubisz DNS as well.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.115365 del
DNS KUBIS
>>115351
might be able to catch up if that asshole girmay does something
>>115359
making so many wheels worldwide obsolete in a few years, fuck shimano, only bertaczek needs 13 gears
good news is that 12sp di2 might become more affordable


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.115366 del
>>115365
13 gears just means there will be more 11-12-13-14-15 bullshit that NOBODY needs


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.115367 del
one more gear will fix it


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.115368 del
>>115365
You have to count on Mike T, I've got Girmay as well. I have to count on Donaldson instead, not that great.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.115369 del
>>115366
Speak for yourself


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.115370 del
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>>115369
I said what I said


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.115371 del
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Things heating up in guyane


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.115372 del
>>115371
He relaxed.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.115373 del
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>>115281
I knew it


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.115374 del
>>115373
ppattt


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.115375 del
>>115374
I have Czech flags filtered


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.115376 del
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Hé?yter?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.115377 del
They're riding very nice roads today.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.115378 del
So Wout or Brennan ?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.115379 del
>>115378
Pogacar


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.115380 del
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>>115375
So do I


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.115381 del
>>115376
>* * * in chase pathetique to remind everyone of his yesterday humiliation


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.115382 del
>>115381
>gets caught
>dnfs
>refuses to elaborate


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.115383 del
>Alto Chateauneuf-Grasse
Top kek


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.115384 del
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Wasn't Hayt*er supposed to be some kind of a fastman? Why is he in the break?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.115385 del
>>115383
Was about to post it but didn't want to make it look like *watch me show of my mediocre french again, hon hon*


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.115386 del
>>115384
wanting to secure red with bonus seconds in the sprint


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.115387 del
>>115386
Ahh makes sense.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.115388 del
>>115386
>>115387
Does it? It's still way out there, they aren't gonna make it.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.115389 del
>>115386
is it enough to hold off bisiaux if he wins?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.115390 del
>>115388
>they aren't gonna make it.

Probably not.
But no reason not to try.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.115391 del
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Just got myself a (r)apemachine for 70eurobucks. Tacx flux 2. Time to go bald and grow a stache i reckon. Whats the Bert approved app?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.115392 del
>>115391
zwift of coursh


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.115393 del
Our girl Puck is getting humbled again.
Maybe she should just stick to the road.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.115394 del
>>115391
Zwift for racing. If you can just do autistic intervals, a free one is fine I guess


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.115395 del
>>115391
I'm honestly fine with the manuel kickr app and setting erg mode on the go.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.115396 del
>Crash by Uijtdebroeks Cian (Movistar Team) in peloton


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.115397 del
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>>115396


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.115398 del
>>115391
Zwift is the easiest one to get into + racing
MyWhoosh is bretty good too
Rouvy will die out soon but it is good for Z2 comfy rides


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.115399 del
>>115391
The Flux 2 power numbers are somewhat suspect (not the worst). Depending on your plans, might not matter - e.g. if you're just doing sim rides and not caring too much about the power numbers - but workouts could require some experimentation. If you have a PM on the bike you should pair to that, rather than the trainer PM, and then it should be mint. Apparently it's better with Bluetooth than ANT+.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.115400 del
>>115366
WORSE it'll be 10-11-12-13-14-15
>squeaker very silly.jpg
>>115391
zwift for racing mywoosh if you don't want to pay anything


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.115401 del
>>115366
>he doesn't do his threshold intervals at 60km/h on a slight downhill


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.115402 del
grug humiliation on


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.115403 del
Wenzel Jetzscheck wins the Westböhmen Rundfahrt GC. it can be only a matter of time until soudal safety joggers will hire him.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.115404 del
>>115402
up the front now, just wiating for the chute comical


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.115405 del
nice leadout from brappstead for wi*bes. when will the bitches learn


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.115406 del
pidcock would be 10 seconds ahead by now


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.115407 del
>>115406
tends to leave it late though


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.115408 del
This brings the Wiebes-meter (Wiebes stat in large group finishes) for 2026 to 14-1.
Why do they do it.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.115409 del
>>115407
I had no idea 2bh ain't ever seen him race I don't think


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.115410 del
>>115409
you didn't see him dirty his way to gold last olympic?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.115411 del
>>115408
"If you don't believe in a shitter outsprinting Wiebes purely through the power of SOVL, you don't believe in anything." t. average WWT DS


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.115412 del
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>>115410
I saw the clips of the incident


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.115413 del
Reminder this is boichis's first true season after finishing his engineering degree


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.115414 del
>>115412
Poor viktor was too nice. Should have kamikazeed this one


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.115415 del
nice scenes in Deutschland


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.115416 del
>2 french at the top
>all you hear is allez mathieu
Community sisters?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.115417 del
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>>115414
>let the blood dance commence, Tom


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.115418 del
he looks a bit coocked


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.115419 del
is 201 and 209 their respective max hr?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.115420 del
Ahh, my almost dream home is for sale. 1.3m eurobux.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.115421 del
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>>115419


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.115422 del
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I don't know why but I feel a sudden craving for monster energy


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.115423 del
>>115422
MTB brings out the chud in you


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.115424 del
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I notice that everyone in mtb has their saddle a whole lot lower than in road, it's very apparently when you see them pedal from the side.
In road everyone seemingly has their saddle at the top end of the range and in mtb it seems to be the very bottom end


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.115425 del
last lap in Deutschland


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.115426 del
Grugbros, should we issue an apology form?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.115427 del
>>115424
steeper climb?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.115428 del
>>115425
just tuned in and got hit by major confusion for a second when they interviewed del dopo in the lidl jersey
that kern hausers bike in the spitze looks cool


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.115429 del
Surely this CX bike must have enough gearing for bertazceck?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.115430 del
>>115429
XC*


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.115431 del
lidl dopo in the spitze in Germany, he's about to smash. He's with VACEK and BARRE of all people


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.115432 del
watscheck muss kämpfen


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.115433 del
dopo smashed.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.115434 del
barre riding for vacek?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.115435 del
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purchase products from lidl


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.115436 del
I think only two of my riders didn't crash this race...


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.115437 del
Borgod top 10 again?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.115438 del
It's Mike T in top 3, at least easily jump over me.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.115439 del
*at least Ketonebert


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.115440 del
time to motodeldopo him to the finish line


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.115441 del
del dopo ain't gonna make it they have him in their sights


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.115442 del
>>115441
save me Pogi


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.115443 del
>>115437
5th. Everything else is shit but secret picks always make me happy


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.115444 del
magnier, they got dopo like 50m from the line


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.115445 del
BAM
Sieg Heilbronn Magnier


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.115446 del
that maganotti guy is DOPED as fuck


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.115447 del
Where the fuck was Kooij


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.115448 del
brother TESFATSION 6th


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.115449 del
Seixas spotted


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.115450 del
happenings in mtb (sort of)


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.115451 del
SPECIALIZED vs CANYON again!


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.115452 del
>>115446
that was Van Poppel


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.115453 del
bretty good stage in krautland


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.115454 del
kwabsche on German tv ZDF spotted


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.115455 del
>Nokere Koerse
>Gent-Wevelgem
>Copenhagen Sprint
>1x Belgium Tour stage + GC
>1x Tour de France stage
>3x Bingo Bongo Tour stages + GC

How is your favourite sprinter doing this year?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.115456 del
Impressive downhill tbqh


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.115457 del
>>115455
let's just say that he has an impressive streak of DNFs this season and that he needs more time.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.115458 del
>>115446
Maga is an uber fatso that can't climb a hill. No future for him


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.115459 del
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cam on grug


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.115460 del
>>115459
BOICHIS ASKING THE QUESTIONS!


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.115461 del
Visma pulling hard.
Hayter bros....


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.115462 del
He's getting dropped in the descents


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.115463 del
>>115458
The Giro will have 8 pancake flat stages per year if they think they have an Italian sprinter


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.115464 del
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buy spesh
don't buy canyon


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.115465 del
at least he finished a race for once kek


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.115466 del
>>115464
canyon keeps losing that duel, not a good season, not a good look


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.115467 del
>>115466
I knew I made the right choice


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.115468 del
Heh, one day I will dial that in >>114512


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.115469 del
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Why was everyone watching that Deutschland thing (.Pro) instead of my Renewi Tour (WORLD TOUR)


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.115470 del
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>>115467
at least we have long since established that brtek doesn't have to buy a new bike anyways because it would only make his gearing worse


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.115471 del
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>>115469
because I'm forced to pay 18,36 € a month for the channel that shows the lidl tour so you bet your ass I'm going to use it for once


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.115472 del
chumil? more like chutil


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.115473 del
/cyc/ superstar Chumill down


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.115474 del
>>115472
>>115473
Kek, heemed.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.115475 del
last day of Vuelta coverage on Eurosport without Jens Voigt. enjoy it while it lasts.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.115476 del
>>115469
there's only so much attention that I can pay with so many races going on.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.115477 del
chumil DNF


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.115478 del
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Name 1 (ONE) road race in the entire pro calendar that isn't winnable by at least one of these 3 guys. Roubaix is probably the closest, but we're still talking about 2 of the top 5 favourites.

(Yes, Matthews is included because Québec)


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.115479 del
>that virtual red jersey on hayter
um, you can't do that, only the time at the end of the stage counts.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.115480 del
>>115478
Chrono des Nations


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.115481 del
business idea: do all vuelta stages in France.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.115482 del
>>115480
>Name 1 (ONE) road race
not so fast


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.115483 del
>>115478
it's IMPOSSIBLE


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.115484 del
LEKNESSUND laché


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.115485 del
That asshole is going to get the bonus.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.115486 del
Mads not giving a shit about the intermediate


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.115487 del
LMAO


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.115488 del
Van fart will sprint for red?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.115489 del
>>115488
yes the call's been made


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.115490 del
>>115489
Just saw he can't even get it now, only pog and tarling


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.115491 del
Fats getting his bidon final?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.115492 del
Honestly of tarling rode away now would they catch him


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.115493 del
>>115492
Visma would to get red


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.115494 del
Why are they slurping?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.115495 del
>>115493
But wout is at 11s according to pcs man


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.115496 del
>>115494
First time watching?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.115497 del
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What are Fdj doing up front?
Riding for Maduas, Tronchon?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.115498 del
For a moment thought about CORT as the second fast guy in me team. Phew.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.115499 del
this finale is making me anxious


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.115500 del
WOUT


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.115501 del
How doped is that Astana guy


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.115502 del
Ehh, my ROMELE just behind, let me swap him back in.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.115503 del
pogi baited


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.115504 del
>>115501
yes


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.115505 del
>>115502
Not yours then innit


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.115506 del
heh, W*ut tried


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.115507 del
Pogi like a dog that can't help chasing


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.115508 del
wout goomblers in shambles


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.115509 del
brennan pickers rejoicing
woutists in shambles


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.115510 del
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>>115505


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.115511 del
Brennan strong
Mads weak


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.115512 del
RIP Hayter


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.115513 del
>>115509
This is fine!


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.115514 del
Did Mads just throw away two positions at the end?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.115515 del
Fuck.
Pau Miquel is the Bahraini sprinter not Govekar . I'm dead I'm gone.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.115516 del
>M4ds


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.115517 del
not an amazing start for my team


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.115518 del
Two lads in the back mirin a little bit too much.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.115519 del
>"pippa" in
>nervous window close, like a cartel video popped up all of the sudden


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.115520 del
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george de bie gets to meet pogacar


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.115521 del
Quite a significant fraud gallery at +0:18 including:
RICCI
TUCK
NORDHAGEN
ROMEO
JOAO
Cr ROD
GALL


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.115522 del
this is what it looks like when Pogacar is saving energy for the world championship


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.115523 del
>>115521
wonder if they were behind the 'chute' made up by hayter, could see readjustments


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.115524 del
they aren't used to having S size for the green jersey, but have a spare XS?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.115525 del
>>115521
hayter says that there was a bunchup at the last roundabout, the teams will surely squeak at the organizers to undeclare the gap.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.115526 del
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wtf is that mickey mouse music


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.115527 del
>>115526
vuelta themesong, you're gonna get spammed to death with it coming weeks


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.115528 del
>>115527
no way. I thought the apre ski next door was having a warmup sesh already. That's insane.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.115529 del
Elite lost time too


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.115530 del
that hayter suit bit is peak micky mouse vuelta shit


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.115531 del
oh hey I might have won the binckbank one, fat norge alive


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.115532 del
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Hello I'm back
Gonna watch replay because I have no idea how this happened
Last I saw was * * * taking the boni so I thought maglia rossa was in the bag


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.115533 del
Norbert wins stage 2.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.115534 del
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Couple observations:
>22 average and people are already wearing jackets
>I saw about 10 (ten) grilles (female) on road bikes in 5 minutes span in a place where I usualy barely see anyone

Anyway, I did it again. I had a lunch and that was all I ate today. These underfueled rides need to end now.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.115535 del
>>115534
b-but the post bonk feasting!


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.115536 del
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heh


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.115537 del
that was a fun finish


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.115538 del
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Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.115539 del
>>115538
maybe pay attention to the road. saw a guy with his canyon aeroad getting entangled in tram tracks and chuting once.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.115540 del
>>115539
i think those are arranged photos of roads where the not very prestigious Tour of Br*tain (forma hommes) will take place


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.115541 del
>>115534
>he doesn't heatmaxxe for the 2027 heatdome
Already too late


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.115542 del
>>115533
Brennan secret pic I guess


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.115543 del
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Handful of short sprints to break up the z2. Need a bit more practice hitting those properly.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.115544 del
>>115543
No traffic?
I'm jelly.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.115545 del
>>115543
almost dry looking


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.115546 del
>>115544
I'm blessed with a lot of low-traffic roads around here, even compared to some other parts of Denmark. Can usually get around without having to ride on like, primary/secondary roads much if at all.
>>115545
Postponed a couple of hours, but managed a dry ride in the end - delightful.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.115547 del
>>115546
Which part of denmark is that?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.115548 del
LOL that Bertacek team @ Renewi Tour


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.115549 del
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Maybe one of the worst teams EVER created


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.115550 del
>>115549
wtf, what was he thinking


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.115551 del
>>115549
Lmao


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.115553 del
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GC. >>115552


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.115554 del
>>115549
>he thought he could just distance rusbert


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.115555 del
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>>115547
This sort of an area


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.115556 del
Sepp Kuss is racing the vuelta what


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.115557 del
>>115555
Ah nice, the one not yet fucked up by property prices?


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.115558 del
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Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.115559 del
>>115558
TOP 20 is not so bad


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.115560 del
>>115557
Eh. There are certainly worse areas, but it's probably in the 2nd tier of price hikes in the larger towns. Can always find somewhere outside the larger towns if it's an issue. Mostly a problem if you have kids.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.115561 del
>>115549
>Lamperti was in this race AND finished
Weird rider


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.115562 del
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looking at the clearly doped guy that broke the half marathon WR one can't help but noticed the similarity to Pog. Otherworldly performance and the guy looks like he just ran z2.5 for a while
I don't know about you guys but I like my athletes on the brink of death from exhaustion after any such feat


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.115563 del
>>115549
tbf, the only REALLY braindead pick is Arrieta, considering Capiot was the result of a lack of attentionpaying (which is bad enough already)


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.115564 del
>>115561
>>115563
Lamperti is bad as well, dude has five good race days per year and disappears, this year it was all in Paris-Nice.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.115565 del
>>115562
Grug is always on the ground almost dry heaving and he coughs a lot, that's how you know he's semi clean


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.115566 del
>>115564
He's one of those early season boys that somehow stops training or just doesn't recover
Or he's doing a south american


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.115567 del
>>115565
yes thats true


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.115568 del
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kurwabert getting outautism'd on 4/cyc/


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.115569 del
>>115568
jesus christ noone can or wants to read that


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.115570 del
>>115568
Cool, these are basically my old shits but with more stuff crammed into them making them even less readable.
If anyone wants to do go at it, please, it's just tiresome if you want to have them fresh.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.115571 del
>>115568
>>115570
end/cyc/ reigns supreme


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.115572 del
>>115570
its also just massively incorrect as it shows nearly everyone having Brennan including me, when that's not the case


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.115573 del
>>115572
And bad scores.
Smells like vibecoded.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.115574 del
Pogikanker already at 500 points after two (2) stages which don't suit him.
Bad race to attempt the nopog.


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.115575 del
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>Pogacar 1.57
>Only 19
>Fisher 23
>Vine 26
>Aert 26 (?)
>Tulett 29
>Paret 29
>Carapaz Montenegro 34
>Bixiaux 41
>Castrillo 41
>Romeo 41
>Tejada 51
>Brenner 51
>Kron 51
>Pierna 67
>Pedersen 67
>Laurance 67
>Debruyne 67
>Garipoli 67
...
>Gall 81
>Widar 81
>Nys 81
>Roglic 101
>Torres 126
>Double 126
>Mas Nicolau 151


Bert 08/23/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.115576 del
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>>115574
Surely he will chute soon and then my big velovictory begins...


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.115577 del
>>115574
Wew, and here I was for a long time with a Skejlmose-Vine-Gall-Carapaz-Brennan-6-6-6-Onley team
FFB also very good value for money at this stage, let's see if my decision to take the Vinester instead of him is bad or not


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.115578 del
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>>115575


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.115579 del
>>115578
Nys is a climber?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.115580 del
>>115579
Nys is racing?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.115581 del
>Cian Uijtdebroeks (Movistar Team)- Verwonding aan het been (Left)
adjust the next remco out


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.115584 del
>>115583
Jappe girfren, a good looking Dutch type, yes.
Although she is not that good looking, especially on other photos - for me?
This is it.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.115585 del
>>115584
Extremely autistic post


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.115586 del
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>>115585


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.115587 del
Heh, Horner bitching about Vismoids again


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.115588 del
Asgreen to nsn, lmao


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.115589 del
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how does your body look like after a career like that, especially during the epo times


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.115590 del
>>115589
well mancebo is still going and looks okayish


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Mangart, thanks to bertrand for the rec it was spectacular to ride
Such beautiful sights while suffering


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.115592 del
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>>115591


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.115593 del
>>115591
Cheers! Glad you enjoyed


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.115594 del
>>115591
Unfortunately the last km or so was blocked for bikes because of a rockslide so I didn't breach the 2000m barrier


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.115595 del
>>115591
absolutes kino
the julian alps are so beautiful, wanna do some hikes there in october


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.115596 del
>>115591
I did Mangart once when I was a wee lad. Never ever again. Shit was pure torture.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.115597 del
>>115596
the 10% kilometer at the end was pain


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.115598 del
Real question is what gearing do you have?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.115599 del
>>115588
I just saw this, who decides this


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.115600 del
>>115598
50-34 and 11-34 and I had one or two gears left most of the time


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.115601 del
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2 new van rysel grabble machines
one for endurance starting from like 2500 and the racier one from 3500


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>>115601


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.115603 del
I dont care if berts are hating on it, I like the van rysel frames a lot


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.115604 del
can get them with a mtb fork too apparantly, fits 50mm tires
okay stuff for the price since other brands charge 1000 more atleast


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.115605 del
what gravel tires are berts riding? thinking of moving from 40mm to 45mm as it is the absolute maximum for me colnago. so far I only used pirelli cinturato, but I might want to try some different ones


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.115606 del
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grande
you even get UCI points for this made up competition


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.115607 del
before I look it up, who the fuck is Émilien Jacquelin? how do you become a trainee at world tour level with 31 years? I assume he was a pro athlete in another sports.
ok, now let me look him up.
>Olympic winner in Biathlon
I really didn't pay attention to the gun slingers after watching so much skating competitions.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.115608 del
>>115605
I have Schwalbe G-One RS Pro but I've punctured a few times so I might get more knobby ones again next


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.115609 del
>>115607
we did discuss this a few times


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.115610 del
>>115609
I thought so, but as mentioned I didn't pay attention.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.115611 del
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>>115607
Unheard of amount of attention not paying
He has been discussed a hundred times recently


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.115612 del
>>115610
he even wears pantani's earring to show his clean status


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.115613 del
>>115589
Well since he has been dead for a while I don't think his body looks great


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.115615 del
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>>115613
Had a "rather dry and cold right now" joke chambered but had to go to the desk to "work".


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.115616 del
What a fuga, ultra jobbers, has been and maybe WENTZEL is worth a shy all caps.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.115617 del
>>115616
this is a classic vuelta stage
jobber break with unipuerto


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.115618 del
MADE for ROGLIC


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.115619 del
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>>115617
>>115618
Das rite.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.115620 del
>>115618
will he get a single stage?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.115621 del
>>115601
Great value on that rcr one. Might have bought this instead of the spez given the choice


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.115622 del
We live in Occitanie


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