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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No. 115582
Brennan's bottom bitch edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>114582


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.115625 del
WIDAR is super high


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.115626 del
Echelons. Sort of


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.115628 del
Almeida weak


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.115629 del
>>115623
how about start using emojis in the PCS live feed

>Magnus CHUTEFIELD crashed in the peleton 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.115630 del
>>115628
UAE immediately riding to distance him


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.115631 del
UAE can so easily destroy this race every stage I'm not sure if anything will be enjoyable


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.115632 del
>>115629
>attaque Sander de Pestel <suspicious_squeaker.jpg>


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.115633 del
>GALL distanced 🥀🥀


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.115634 del
fucking hell karl commentating a GT on sporza, they only show 8 stages and this retard is part of it


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.115635 del
>>115634
I checked Eurosport for 5 seconds and it's Jan Hermsen and Bobbie Trekschuit. I want my seconds back and compensation for the ear aids I got


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.115636 del
roglic alive


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.115637 del
>>115635
the no commentary feed is a blessing


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.115638 del
>Uijtdebroeks Cian (Movistar Team) not in first part of peloton.

will DNF before the end of week 1


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.115639 del
>>115638
this guy is such an uber kwab, like the most weakmind rider in the world


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.115640 del
>>115637
José now reminiscing about Merckx as if it is a serious comparison to Pog. Or even better lol. Boomers are so delusional


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.115641 del
>21 out of 40 races where Cort Magnus (Uno-X Mobility) was in the break, the break made it to the finish

This guy really has a gift of sniffing out breaks full of shitters that the pedalton won't chase.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.115642 del
>>115639
Maybe Movistar was not the right fit. Welcome to ...?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.115643 del
>>115642
Lotto ofcourse
And 2 years later cofidis


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115644 del
>>115642
TotalEnergies, Picnic PostNL (CT) afterwards


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115645 del
>>115643
And then nsn gives him a final 3 years deal.
Nice long career.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115646 del
Widar been dropped 4 times already


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.115647 del
>>115646
he is ill, bert


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.115648 del
>>115646
he is weak, bert


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.115649 del
2024 was such a weird La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.115650 del
Kirsch ABANDON


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.115651 del
>Competitors that won on <this day> in the past
Useless stat which he insists on pushing and it unreasonably infuriates me.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.115652 del
fugger
there, I said it


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.115653 del
torres looks like he wears eyeliner


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.115654 del
>>115652
:DDD


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.115655 del
Almeidingz already slaving


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.115656 del
So Ha*ter really is going for the green jersey. Funny how he started giving a fuck after not doing anything for 3 years.

Nothing like a contract year to light a fire under you.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.115657 del
>>115656
welcome to NSN


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.115658 del
Pog right behind Vine. His Vuelta can be over any minute now


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.115659 del
>thunderstorm at the finish


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.115660 del
>>115656
you can't win green without competing for stages


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.115661 del
I'm in the Finger Lakes of NY. I just saw a peloton of Mennonites climbing like a 9% hill on Schwinn bikes wearing traditional clothing and they were fucking FLYING up that hill.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.115662 del
>>115660
Ehh he might get lucky.
If Pog is in eco mode and Mads dnfs.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.115663 del
>>115661
I have NO idea what any of that means


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.115664 del
>>115663
sorry i forgot to relog to autismbert


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.115665 del
>>115661
I'm missing a few keywords, not going to lie


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.115666 del
>>115662
not without competing in the sprint stages


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.115667 del
there's a rider called Adam Smith at Avenir. after the invisible hand of capitalism, we get invisible legs or dopage or motor?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.115668 del
>>115662
Mads isn't going for it. He stopped pedaling yesterday and got 4th when he could have easily been 2nd.
It's probably going to be Pogi getting it without trying or maybe Brennan if he does intermediate sprints.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.115669 del
>>115668
Brennan probably unless they're trying to gift some stages to wout/laporte


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.115670 del
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>>115658
Pog prolly doesn't want Rapey right behind him


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.115671 del
yes, hello? Jonas is that you? weather protocol?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.115672 del
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Cute Dutchoid again, Jip.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.115673 del
Skjelly please survive, no Fleche Wallone.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.115674 del
>>115673
This is my only pic I'm not 100% sure off. Could be a good vuelta for me if he top5. Bisiaux is going to top10 btw


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.115675 del
>>115674
Sure of Onley? He always seems too jittery, I was afraid of the chute magnet turning on in his arse.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.115676 del
>>115672
shes currently being a wreckingball in the marriage of 'cycling journalist' Thijs Zonneveld, welcomed by him of course


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.115677 del
>>115674
>Bisiaux is going to top10 btw

Ehhh you never know with a young rider doing his first GT. He could have a catastrophic week 3. Not everyone is Seixas.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.115678 del
>>115677
He was here last year


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115679 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115680 del
>>115678
Ehh fair enough. Don't remember him.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115681 del
>>115680
He was pretty invisible (I know because I picked him and got 0 points)


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.115682 del
>>115675
many unipuertos so the chute danger is lower, and riders are chill here


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.115683 del
>>115676
Oh I'm sure sporty hags are whores so often you can just assume they all are.
Like nurses or stewardesses.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.115684 del
>>115676
Speculation? Or sauce?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.115685 del
>>115676
I really dislike thijs zonneveld, for me he's the arrogant dutch stereotype taken form


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.115686 del
>>115679
How high is Almeida in the friendship hierarchy? Obviously Del Dopo is number but McNulty has also gotten some gifts. We will see if Almeida gets something from Pogi or if he will be made to slave all race.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.115687 del
>>115684
publically known secret is the best way to describe it, don't know if he's still with his wife


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.115688 del
>>115674
Bisiaux should have been in Unclassed son of a BITCH


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.115689 del
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made some kapustnica


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.115690 del
>>115686
I'm thinking the new 'apprentice' is Torres.
Could be wrong.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.115691 del
bravo bravo


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.115692 del
>>115690
Jõãõ is too old to be an apprentice/successor, but I do think Pog likes him


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.115693 del
RAIN. STOP THE RACE


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.115694 del
>>115687
But is he porking Jip?
Doesnt Jip also have a bf?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.115695 del
RAIN


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.115696 del
jonas would neutralize this


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.115697 del
Mats will win


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.115698 del
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>assbear hellmoose


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.115699 del
>>115697
he'll crash in the wet descent unfortunately


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.115700 del
some berts would DISSOLVE in this weather


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.115701 del
>>115696
Well, someone could slip, fall and break a collarbone and miss two seasons.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.115702 del
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Reish 22nd of 26 riders that made it to the finish


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.115703 del
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how many Vauban forts does France need?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.115704 del
>>115702
More like Tommaso Dopi


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.115705 del
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you couldn't simply walk or ride on the finish line if this were the tour.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.115706 del
Rigging is going on now


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.115707 del
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quality footage from the French Rai


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.115708 del
Thunder! Surely we are going short now.
Spanish Rai sharting fountains.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.115709 del
stage cancelled


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.115710 del
bravo Bravo. Bravo with the new best time at the Avenir ITT.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.115711 del
but Finn just obliterated his time at the intermediate timing point by 18 seconds. pas normal.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.115712 del
Is that water falling from the sky? Stop riding your bikes immediately!


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.115713 del
>>115709
oh no no no sugarbros


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.115714 del
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so you're telling me that they have a chopper but it can't fly in the rain?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.115715 del
>>115692
I think João has been his partner in more specific climbing and TTing training. Not sure how it's now with Del Toro, but at one point they were supposedly the only two training directly under Sola. So they have spent a lot of time together.

I wouldn't read much into it, but Pogi is usually one of the first guys to publicly congratulate Almeida when he wins something. It's honestly hard to tell who Almeida is closest to in UAE. Probably the Oliveira twins. He likes Morgado, but there is a bit of an age gap. Besides the Portuguese, I've read he gets along well with Pogacar and Soler but not much more beyond that. Supposedly he got along well with FFB in the past.

However, as every attention payer knows, he didn't name any of his UAE teammates as his favourite teammate ever.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.115716 del
>>115711
while looking like he's on his weekend z1 spin


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.115717 del
Pogi hates Almeida because he's weak


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.115718 del
>>115715
Who did he name. Remco? Hehe


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.115719 del
Attaque Lolrenzo Fortunato


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.115720 del
they are replaying the same pics from the finish for the 3rd time already.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.115721 del
alleged attacque thermonucleaire de FORTUNATO


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115722 del
dude with the neon rain jacket shown for the 4th time reee


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115723 del
sfortunato going for the mountain points


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115724 del
>>115721
PCS man is simply making shit up now that there are no pictures


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.115725 del
I read he was going for polka dots but I figured he is kind of a fraud and already 30 so old and shit so whatever


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115726 del
>hail


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115727 del
>>115724
>ATTAQUE MADS PEDERSEN


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115728 del
>1 New best time for Fabries Ugo (UAE Team Emirates Gen Z) at finish in 26.21,42 (25.951 km/h)!


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115729 del
>hail
skjellybros, now I'm terrified


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115730 del
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we live
I can't see shit, it's so dark.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115731 del
>>115725
He is, I read that too, didn't consider him for a moment for these 8 points.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.115732 del
Spanish RAI is back


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115733 del
We are BACK


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115734 del
apocalyptic


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115735 del
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How do you say kino in spanish?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115736 del
kino of the highest order with the bright lights in the background


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.115737 del
>>115730
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT WHERE IS OUMI


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.115738 del
>cameras failing like it's south america for dramatic effect


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.115739 del
LOL


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.115740 del
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kek, look at these cowards


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115741 del
Epilepsybros.. neturalization.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115742 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115743 del
POG MADE THE CALL


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115744 del
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pogi making the call


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.115745 del
This is surely the end of Skjelmose


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.115746 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.115747 del
That is Gall


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.115748 del
>>115745
Peppridge Farm remembers


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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.115750 del
>>115744
merciful don


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115751 del
standing still in this cold will probably kill half of the peloton
the sickdays are upon us and YOUR TEAM is affected


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115752 del
put on some snowchains and get going already


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115753 del
lmao holy crap


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115754 del
No word on FORTUNATO and the other guy, they are probably DEAD


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115755 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.115756 del
>>115751
I KNEW it. Pog gets sick and I am BACK


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.115757 del
Eugène Christophe would just go on. Pussies


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.115758 del
what if you just rode up the mountain while the slurpers were hiding in the roadside inn?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.115759 del
That Picnic runner looks like Kim Le Court


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.115760 del
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>>115756


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115761 del
FINN not normal


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115762 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115763 del
this is nuts


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.115764 del
>>115751
surely /elite/'s immune system is at peak form after such an active season


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.115765 del
>>115751
hope noone selected any riders from the following teams: Lotto, Cofidis, FDJ, NSN, Jayco, INEOS


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.115766 del
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>>115756
Pog would still win with a 42 degree fever


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.115767 del
>stage cancelled


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.115768 del
>X


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.115769 del
>>115767
for reals?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.115770 del
Lol just start in a stage 4 video, who gives a fuck


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.115771 del
>>115769
yup


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115772 del
am I now getting a free stage win/2nd place for FORTUNATO


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115773 del
Give Fortunato the win please.
My velodrama needs all the help it can get.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115774 del
should never have stopped, keep warm and pedal


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115775 del
>>115772
nice attack Fortunato however your competitors decided to cancel your win


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.115776 del
>>115772
>>115773
fortunatopickers get what they FUCKING DESERVE


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.115777 del
Would be funny if Wenzel and Fortunato are still out there somewhere and when they get to the finish they are like wtf


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.115778 del
Kwab country
Kwab race


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.115779 del
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Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.115780 del
>>115779
good one


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.115781 del
reminder that in ancient times (1960 or whatever) they would've soldiered on through the hail


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.115782 del
Buses on the way down, we done.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.115783 del
Laura and Jip being a bit too theatrical, they might not like each other.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.115784 del
correct call


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.115785 del
>>115784
Fair dinkum Bruceman.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.115786 del
>>115785
kek I always forget to disconnect


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.115787 del
>>115779
surely a junior or associate consultant

or you at least upgrade fish to senior consultant


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.115788 del
>>115779


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.115789 del
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>>115779
>>115787
There can only be one


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.115790 del
My team was built for this stage, fuck


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.115791 del
how unfortunato


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.115792 del
so Widar and the next remco are so back


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.115793 del
A lot of sneezing in the hotel tonight.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.115794 del
So with the race cancelled, is Kirsch allowed to start tomorrow?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.115795 del
Ethan Hitler got 20 points today but it still says Pog has green


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.115797 del
>>115796
Exactly


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.115798 del
>>115794
he was the first to not finish the stage so he's the winner


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.115799 del
>>115779
Few people in this ITT suddenly discovering that they're all like this and the memes just hit Vingegaard because he kept doing camiño and basque country.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.115800 del
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what's up with the drama with this succubus? Belgian bert is saying that this is his wife on 4cyc.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.115801 del
>>115799
T. Vingo


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.115802 del
>>115800
La creatura


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.115803 del
>>115800
unfortunate look


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.115804 del
>>115800
Horse face


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.115808 del
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>>115807


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.115809 del
Nice dump.
Looks like they aren't too bothered. unless everyone gets sick tomorrow.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.115810 del
>>115809
Good commercial for the hotel


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.115811 del
>>115810
For sure they have enough pictures for their walls


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.115812 del
>>115805
>>115806
>>115807
>>115808
anyone spot my veloteam 🔎
how are they lookin


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.115813 del
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anyways, I got uphill sprint mogged by a rabbit


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.115814 del
>>115813
There's a hare that goes down my street a lot and those things are supersonic


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.115815 del
>>115805
>>115806
>>115807
>>115808
(you)ing that up


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.115816 del
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>>115814
yeah what the hell he was easily going twice my speed or something, aero posture too


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.115817 del
>>115805
>>115806
>>115807
>>115808
Something very sovlful about this. The drenched riders, the fat girl bringing towels, the old people sitting watching the chaos around them, the riders sitting on the staircase, exploring the hotel and bringing expressos...

If it isn't a chain hotel, I'd imagine this will become a good story for the owner to tell for decades.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.115818 del
>>115817
It is cyclismo


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.115819 del
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>Lorenzo FINN 6.91 W/Kg for 25 minutes


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.115820 del
>>115819
Looks like it's already OVER again for Seixas


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.115821 del
>>115819
truly the next um...who was the last clean Italian GC rider? I don't dare calling him the next Pantani.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.115822 del
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>>115819
fuck yeah fresh meat for the gc lord grinder


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.115823 del
>>115821
Luigi GANNA probably


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.115824 del
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so what is your opinion on kurwabert being replaced by Belgian AI on 4/cyc/?
https://cycoffice.netlify.app/


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.115825 del
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>>115819


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.115827 del
apparently FINN will do the normal road WC and EC instead of u23


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.115828 del
>>115824
At least the points are right.
Awful lot of scrolling with not that much interesting stuff, the most readable thing are these bar charts for points.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.115829 del
>>115826
reminds me of that cx race where it snowed and wout broke his ankle


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.115830 del
>>115817
Yeah it's very nice


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.115831 del
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My estimatoor gives it more reasonable numbers tbqh


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.115832 del
>>115831
probably overestimating his weight that one


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.115833 del
>>115832
how much weight diff do you need to go from 6.9 to 6.7 w/kg?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.115834 del
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>>115833
since the best guess for his weight is 59.1 kg right from the source it would be like 1.6 kg


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.115835 del
https://x.com/mobutujtm/status/2091941122675265558


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.115836 del
>>115834
Do you assume constant watts? It's not how w/kg estimators work


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.115837 del
>>115836
I don't assume anything


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.115838 del
>>115837
I meant same speed uphill the 70kg rider needs a lower w/kg than the 60kg one, but I'm not sure 1.6 kg means 0.2 w/kg diff, does it?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.115839 del
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>>115838
who knows I'm just relaying the weight numbers they are saying


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.115840 del
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>>115839
Looks like there is another reason. I wonder how accurate they can be on cda/wind


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.115841 del
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>>115840
temperature and altitude change is also a ? and imo the the 6.4% gradient number is already not off to a great start because the start is a slightly descending false flat so he hits the climb at 57 kph
if you just take the climb from the moment that momentum is gone and he's at a steady rhythm it's a 6.8% gradient until it flattens off in the last 200 meters


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.115842 del
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the weather gaslighters are prophesying heavy thunderstorms with bloodrain this week, lord have mercy upon me


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.115843 del
Watching stage now (post #2)


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>>115842
I have a BIG ride planned tomorrow in the Isergebirge, planning some BIG 3.0 W/Kg for 35 minutes because the rest of the week is a big unknown


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>>115663
>>115665
I'm in a rural area of the state of New York, enjoying a few days of relaxation, cycling, and vin (Finger Lakes region is known for Riesling).

It's also home to a large group of Mennonites, a religious sect like the Amish. Floyd Landis was a Mennonite. Anyway, the peloton I saw was a group of teens and young men dressed like this on beater bikes going about 30 km/h uphill at a 9% gradient.


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.115846 del
>>115844
>Isergebirge
looking that up right now, looks good. I was actually planning to spend 5 days of this week in the Bayerischer Wald and Böhmerwald but that's postponed, maybe in september (probably not 2bh)
maybe next year heh...


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.115847 del
>>115846
Bohmerwald is absolutely the best for ciclismo out of czech em I think, especially with gravel


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.115848 del
>Seixas
>Finn
>Noval, I guess
Any next next Remco (aka the next next next Merckx) coming through? Please abstain from mentioning any sub 1.7m manlets.
What about the next British science experiment (the UK will likely host the Olympics in a not so far future, so they have to start working on that any day now)?


Bert 08/24/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.115849 del
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>already washed and forgotten


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