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/cyc/ - general Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No. 118601
DNF edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1
20.09 Gooikse pijl p/b Lotto 1.1
20.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
20.09 Giro di Campania 1.1
20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1

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>Previous Thread:
>>117596


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.118632 del
new thread new me


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.118634 del
Hello where is everyone


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.118635 del
Yes, I am here now.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.118636 del
>>118634
bertaczek is stuck in traffic in München I guess


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.118637 del
Fucking hell if this Lauryssen fella wins... Patjebert is always so GOD damn lucky


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.118638 del
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CRAPS


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.118639 del
>>118637
Never mind he lost 30 seconds in 30 seconds


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.118640 del
>>118637
Its' called skill


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.118641 del
I just realized my team only has 3 functional riders left heh that's funny


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.118642 del
yorben yobber 1:08 ahead


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.118643 del
22 velopoints doing the leadout for vermesesch


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.118644 del
grinding sprint here


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.118645 del
What a messy sprint


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.118646 del
painful to watch lol


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.118647 del
källberg 3rd?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.118648 del
wtf källberg 3rd behind kooij and merlol


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.118649 del
>>118645
headwind + incline, hard to do a real leadout; at least it slowed it down so much that no one chuted


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.118650 del
>>118648
>>118647
Finnbert warned us!!!

McDonald's 10th again


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.118651 del
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Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.118652 del
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rough


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.118653 del
Kooij relegation? swerved into Vernon


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.118654 del
More like Axel KällGOD


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.118655 del
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what a CLEAN list, clearly Wout will feel at home


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.118656 del
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no ZLM stream today as they are in another province, they don't seem to care in Barbant.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.118657 del
TORILLE
Greatest Finnish result since Jaakko Hänniningz


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.118658 del
>stops being a 4 pointer after one race in your path
>>118657
Congrats! I'd be spamming stupid frogs if he had my flag, not to mention if I knew him or especially was his teammate.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.118659 del
Vacek betrayed by Walscheid


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.118660 del
KÄLLBERG and MCDONALDS wow


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.118661 del
>>118651
what kind of name is Boas


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.118662 del
>>118658
This May I asked how he wanted to race our first race, and off-handedly said "I suppose you're not a sprinter, more like a classics guy". He proceeded to attack on lap 1/7, was finally caught before the last lap, and still came second in the final bunch sprint. Today he only loses to Kooij and Merlier after being in the breakaway all day yesterday... nI never doubted you Axel heh


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.118663 del
CHUTE Sander DE PESTEL


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.118664 del
so decathlon rider who chuted was none other than Sander de Pestel.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.118665 del
>>118663
concerning news


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.118666 del
>12th on GC sprinting for 4 sec bonus


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.118667 del
KÜNG is gonna win the TT


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.118668 del
>>118667
he FUCKING better


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.118669 del
4 minute for skelly


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.118670 del
let me get this straight, wout and brennan ride against each other.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.118671 del
What the fuck are they doing


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.118672 del
I wish Brennan was on any other team


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.118673 del
lmao, Rolf hyping up Skjelmose for the podium now. He never learns


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.118674 del
fuck uno-X


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.118675 del
Damn UAE might have no riders by the end of the vuelta


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.118676 del
Fuck W*ut


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.118677 del
>>118675
Good


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.118678 del
fuck uno x and wout


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.118679 del
>>118678
diese


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.118680 del
Come to quick step brennan


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.118681 del
>>118680
He's the new sagan, he can't


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.118682 del
>>118680
Crazy good fit once Merlier leaves


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.118683 del
>>118681
Come to... Bora? Total energies ineos?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.118684 del
>>118683
He should stay at Visma. Jonas has one maybe two good seasons in him at best and then Brennan will be their best rider who they plan their entire season around.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.118685 del
>>118684
Nah, he'll have to slave for wout for at least 3 more years


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.118686 del
>>118684
Visma can't find sponsors


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.118687 del
>PCS is not about personal enrichment. It’s a mission to enrich the sport.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.118688 del
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>>118686
Once Plugge secures a deal where he gets part of the Tour de France TV license money all will be fine


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.118689 del
>>118686
why is that?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.118690 del
>>118688
And the vip tent on alpes d'huez


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.118691 del
>>118689
they probably want more sponsor money than companies are willing to give


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.118692 del
>>118687
I've seen the PCS camper and PCS wife irl, he's living the life sipping wine while PCS Pro pay pigs are enabling this.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.118693 del
Embarrassing performance by Lidl Trek once again today


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.118694 del
>>118689
bad business decisions, they flunked some good offers


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.118695 del
>>118689
Dutch team and dutch companies don't want to sponsor anything anymore.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.118696 del
>>118695
truly a shell of their former glory


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.118697 del
2bqh maybe the other teams WILL let Richie in the break


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.118698 del
>>118697
you only pull these moves in non mountain stages
and carapaz can only attack on climbs


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.118699 del
>>118698
what's wrong with doing it in the mountains?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.118700 del
>>118699
they don't let you go for 5 minutes in the mountains


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.118701 del
Skelly will end up with like 2 minute max


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.118702 del
>>118700
That happened yesterday. I think Carapaz' problem is that he is not too far behind yet. They would also have chased him down today.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.118703 del
>Participants in the Sunday Race Club of training platform MyWhoosh are required to purchase pedals with integrated power meters costing nearly 700 euros. This is the result of a collaboration between the training platform and Favero, a manufacturer of power meters. Anyone who does not use these pedals can kiss their prize money goodbye.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.118704 del
>>118701
Nat, should be tree or so. But missing the slag from the slag was criminel.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.118705 del
Hehehe time for W*ut to slave


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.118706 del
>>118702
yeha but omrzel isn't profiled like skjelmose or carapaz


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.118707 del
>>118703
based


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.118708 del
>>118705
lol they're going to ride for wout's win again


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.118709 del
MAGAgnotti already washed losing to the likes of walshit


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.118710 del
>>118708
Idiots. He will lose the sprint to Fischer-Black or something


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.118711 del
Bisiaux doing too much


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.118712 del
>>118710
Handful of riders are fast enough here


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.118713 del
wout wouting


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.118714 del
Based VPP


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.118715 del
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Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.118716 del
Hahaha and now that little rat on his wheel. Big humiliation ritual incoming


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.118717 del
he's already taking turns like a good boy


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.118718 del
>>118701
It's gonna be 2 minutes, lazy assholes.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.118719 del
Parrot-Painter is renowned for his sprint, right?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.118720 del
>>118719
his sprint to bodyweight ratio might be the best in the peleton unironically


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.118721 del
>>118719
In Romandie? Many doubted.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.118722 del
lame


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.118723 del
Whatever


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.118724 del
>>118717
lame


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.118725 del
WOUT WOUT WOUT


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.118726 del
Woutists of the world rejoice


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.118727 del
widar is surprisingly fast


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.118728 del
Remking sisters, we're going to have to deal with that again


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.118729 del
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Can pick Industry and Artisanship now, the autumn hath cometh.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.118730 del
>>118729
I'll have to watch carefully my boy bettiol form go up before picking him


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.118731 del
>>118728
Both would be good winners, but I'm hoping for some tactical disaster kino


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.118732 del
>>118727
that was crazy, almost beat Brennan??


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.118733 del
>>118731
If france is smart there won't be tactic involved just pure 4 minute w/kg test. But voeckler is going to make prudhomme pull with wout or something


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.118734 del
>>118733
I have a feeling that the title being served on a silver platter to Grug by both France and Belgium is among the most likely outcomes


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.118735 del
>>118734
His team is terrible though and no one will want to sprint with him. Very hard to see him win to be honest


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.118736 del
>>118734
grug is omloop cursed and if you still don't believe in it you're a fool


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.118737 del
>>118736
He just did his best tour


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.118738 del
what is a widar


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.118739 del
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Spain provisional


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.118740 del
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Britain


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.118741 del
>italian squad classics
wtf is this


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.118742 del
Rakousko
Home


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.118743 del
>>118742
Germans are crazy, you don't have to pay to use their Autobahn and then there's no tempo limit. Of course they have no money left for important things like trains.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.118744 del
>>118743
I ran thru 1 (one) regular german village and I had no idea how german village signs look like so its possible i rode like 35 more than allowed (at least until first obvious houses)
how likely it was booby trapped with speed camera?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.118745 del
and boy, i rode around fern passo and now to solden, there are beautiful bike paths right next to roads and those bike asshole still ride on the road
none of them had any light too
GET OF THE ROAD


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.118746 del
>>118744
very


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.118747 del
>>118743
it does not matter how much money you give to deutsche bahn there is no path where that money leads to better product and service with that company
its a money grave


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.118748 del
>Wout would be a well-deserved world champion. Time for Remco to help him win this title and give something back for a change. It would be good for his (negative) image. This is assuming Pogi doesn't participate..., and even then Wout would deserve it.

people are genuinely insane


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.118749 del
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>>118748
what has wout done to deserve anything? He's not even there for vingo no more
he doesn't deserve SHIT


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.118750 del
>>118749
honestly vingegaard should ride the WC in service of wout, it's the least he can do
roglic too


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.118751 del
I got a free summer Ötztal summer card from the Fraulin, might take a gondola ride on sunday


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.118752 del
Waar Guillermo SILVA, they panicked after seeing his bloodwork?


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.118753 del
>>118752
these aren't the official teams yet, he could still show up


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.118754 del
>>118753
That last muro they have thrown in is made for hwim.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.118755 del
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>>118754
I only believe in one rider


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.118756 del
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>>118755
10 velobuxes.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.118757 del
>>118756
a steal


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.118758 del
>>118750
wout already got what he deserved (cucked mediocre lifetime contract)


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.118759 del
Wout DOES deserve the rainbow as he's one of like 3 guys besides Pogi who will actually ride lots of classics + fight for something in GTs

Remco, Grug, Wout, that's it

It's absolutely grim if anyone else wins (sorry, Mads is too fat for me to consider him as a possibility)


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.118760 del
>>118759
yeah fuck seixas, say it loud and proud


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.118761 del
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>>118759
of these 3 only remco deserves the jersey
>grug
is lame, barely races, pogi hjaelper in the spring
>wout
is flaccid and gay, weak, only won roubaix because of rng
>remco
actually does shit, has pulled back pog in 1 race before (only time he ever got pulled back)


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.118762 del
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>>118761
>nly time he ever got pulled back


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.118763 del
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I'm not even a remco enjoyer this is just the truth
I may be a grug and wout hater though


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.118764 del
>>118759
Gonna be fun velodrama, Remco, Torito, Seixas 78, don't go too crazy with the leftover bux.


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.118765 del
>>118762
yeah I know but it doesn't fit the narrative, technically grug also pulled pog back before if you count closing down attacks as such


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.118766 del
>>118765
mas did a proper pull back though, I'm sure some people already changed the channel after pogi's attack


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.118767 del
>>118766
that was genuinely a ??? moment because pog did his normal 6.9 w/kg climbing performance on that hill and mas just flew past him


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.118768 del
>>118764
for me, it's the big tree (grug wout pidders) + 3 shitters


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.118769 del
>>118764
Rien SCHUURHUISbros... it is our time to shine as breakawayshitter


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.118770 del
Remco is an islam convert to make his wife happy. The ultimate cuck move, can't get behind that. Seixas is based, goes to all the races, tries to follow pog in liege and strade instead of going tempo on redoute like a CUCK. He's also a cocky bastard but in a way smarter way than remco who's just pure manlet seethe


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.118771 del
I'd rather see pidcuck WC than remco. Even wout is better


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.118772 del
>>118771
>W*ut
You take that back


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.118773 del
>>118771
all 3 are a detriment to cycling


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.118774 del
>>118770
idk seixas is really hard for me to get behind. Too much of a cunt, his horrific descending is triggering, absurd levels of obvious doping that everyone just ignores, his physiognomy.
How about del dopo


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.118775 del
>>118774
I like him, very class looking on the bike and nice riding still. But he's not cleaner than seixas...


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.118776 del
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>>118775
>>118774


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.118777 del
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>>118759


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.118778 del
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Woutists, what a season we have had (even with the freak elbow infection)


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.118779 del
>>118774
>>118775
I like his aggressive style but he is a complete retard and he will need to win at least two GTs to make me forget the horror of the 2025 Giro


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.118780 del
>>118778
I never doubted the redemption arc was on the way


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.118781 del
>>118779
that will hang over him for so long


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.118782 del
sigh


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.118783 del
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Why do old women keep trying to assassinate cyclists? (tour de britain)


Bert 09/04/2026 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.118784 del
>Grug
love him, but it's true he barely races
>wo*t
no
>Remco
I always start to like him and then he's really fucking annoying again; boring to watch
>Seixas
too young, very funny that he's a bit of a cunt after all these sweetie pie hopes like Bardet and Pinot
>Del Dopo
very classy on the bike but being virtually certain that he doped has made it impossible to root for him at all


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.118785 del
>Why would you pull for W*ut?
Yes, exactly.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.118786 del
Can MAS save our season, CANYON chuds?


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.118787 del
>>118786
Made me look at their homepage. They are selling off some old rim brake Endurace framesets for 450 Swiss Francs. It doesn't show up when I change the country to Deutschland or Czechia.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.118788 del
Salby humbled in Shanghai.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.118789 del
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tim lellens really doesn't want to work for anyone not called pogi


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.118790 del
>>118789
Damn once again that's such a strong team. Honestly would be a huge failure if they don't win


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.118791 del
>>118789
that's a clear Nys/Memco co-captains with Segaert as plan C late attack for me.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.118792 del
>>118791
van gils will be the shadow domestique


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.118793 del
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what is this guy smoking


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.118794 del
>>118789
Lethal team.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.118795 del
>>118789
That's a lot of people to drop on the first PRODHOMME pull


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.118796 del
>>118793
kek


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.118797 del
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this is the end


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.118798 del
>>118793
his analysis: ye he's been pretty shit this race and I think he'll struggle to get in the break...


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.118799 del
>>118798
young comet something something


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.118800 del
>>118799
Since someone in /cyc/ pointed out the term comet I have noticed how often sports journalists use it.
It's in every other article and sometimes even when it's not appropriate.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.118801 del
>>118800
Is it specific to danish. Never seen it in french tbqh


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.118802 del
>>118801
I think so because everyone in the thread were so confused. It's pretty straight forward meaning though I would say.
Someone who is getting good/successful fast, but journalists overuse it and sometimes say it about some random shitter getting a minor result.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.118803 del
>>118802
I think if you use it in french it would be a similar meaning but someone that stop shining. Like a padun


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.118804 del
>>118802
always assumed it's just like rising star in English


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.118805 del
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I hope you'll enjoy the 2 good races we have berts


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.118806 del
>>118804
Yes pretty much but I feel like comet has more emphasis on speed. It's more about bursting onto the scene rather than slow and steady improvement over a long time.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.118807 del
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Will we ever see another one? They should have let him do the tour


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.118808 del
wout officially going for the KOM jersey now
can he make it


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.118809 del
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what the fuck


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.118810 del
>>118809
damn you need to pick 12 riders lmao


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.118811 del
>>118809
those are particularly great as the start list gets revised often or get in just before the race.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.118812 del
>>118811
there isn't even a startlist for the 2nd race on the list and you have limited transfers...


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.118813 del
first time in 5 years someone else wins lombardia


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.118814 del
>>118813
Probably the next 5 qrz going to be his as well


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.118815 del
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If bettiol wins I buy a xds bike in tricolore


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.118816 del
>>118815
finn is crazy


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.118817 del
>>118816
Do they have anyone better?


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.118818 del
>>118817
not really, maybe ulissi
just a hectic race for a young gun with lots of chute potential


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.118819 del
>>118818
Seixas did it last year it went fine.


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.118820 del
finally getting some Cheese Ball points


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.118822 del
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>>118793
>Jan Hirt


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.118823 del
I wonder if I'm the only one who still has 9 runners left. And yes that's a great jinx to have them all chute


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.118824 del
DNS Moritz KRETSCHY, whoever that is


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.118825 del
>me snooping at autismbert trying to animate posting but feeling like he is alone in lounge room watching the tv


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.118826 del
>>118816
he's too old for another u23 victory, if he doesn't go elite wc now it's embarrassing


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.118827 del
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broke a spoke on my ride - pulverized it through pedaling


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.118828 del
I'm genuinely impressed by anyone behind me when I deliberately decided to tank an Almeida pick

Like, what is the thought process behind picking neither Wout nor Brennan?


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.118829 del
>>118828
>FUCK VISMOIDS
simple
>too based.jpg

<This board asks new visitors to make a few text-only posts first before uploading files. Join in, get settled, then files will be available.
we back to 3 posts now?


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.118830 del
>>118828
if pedersen wasn't so expensive I probably would have picked him tbh


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.118831 del
sneaky berthet at it again


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.118832 del
>>118831
Berthet-c.Rod, the true battle


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.118833 del
guess nordhagen will win after all


Bert 09/05/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.118834 del
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I wonder which mysterious dutch rider is from noord brabant...


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