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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No. 125687
Campeon del Mundo (forma Evropa) edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>124646


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.125688 del
DNS EVENEPOEL
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.125689 del
excuse me I was just about to post my own edition


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.125690 del
why's FINN so expensive


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.125691 del
Weighing Cosnefroy vs McNulty but I guess the champ is now such a protagonista that king has no issue DNF is a fraud.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.125692 del
>>125691
campeon del mundo is a mandatory pick


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.125693 del
>>125691
they'll do everything to have him win in the rainbows I think
and cosnefroy is lazy like a lot of frenchmen


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.125694 del
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>Pidcvck 3
>La Peira 10
>Scaroni 12
>Narvaez 17
>Tulett 17
>Gregoire 19
>McNulty 19
>Jorgenson 19
>Simmons 19
>Lawrance 23
>Healy 29
>Piganzoli 29
>Pellizzari 34
>Fisher 34
>Cosnerfraud 41
>Martinez 51
>Widar 67
>Finn 67
>Rondel 67
>De Bruyne 67

kinda disrespectful to the doping grandes


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.125695 del
no kwabyuso and ciccokwab lmao


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.125696 del
>>125695
good that makes it easier for me


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.125697 del
>>125696
but who will make us laugh now


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.125698 del
Ok, nearing adjoosting-induced vertigo.
This time all bux are spent.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.125699 del
got stuck in the old thread award


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.125700 del
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Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.125702 del
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Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.125703 del
I might have to serve a few "got stuck in the last thread" (you) crowns.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.125704 del
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I saw massive cows on my ride, real big cows


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.125705 del
heh, I fell for the stuck in the old thread.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.125706 del
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>>125704
barely saw any pedalists today
seems like 20 degrees is the cutoff when their numbers drop tenfold


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.125707 del
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>they don't have a post counter that tells them when a thread is full


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.125708 del
>>125704
bovines of unimaginable size


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.125709 del


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.125710 del
wow PCS put some of the best info pages behind the Pro paywall, disgusting, doesn't PCSman know so many goomblers depend on this


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.125711 del
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>>125710
such as?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.125712 del
And BERG got relegated
Imagine being the only singular bert who picked him only for him to score BIG velopoints at being 3rd, then seeing him getting relegated


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.125713 del
>>125711
not gonna tell you, but it did give me some good secret picks in the past 2 years


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.125714 del
>>125713
Head to head and previous performance at the very least.
Incredible dick move, guess a /cyc/ dedicated db is in place even more, mine is velogames alone for now, but scraping and updating PCS itself was next on the menu.
Surely the next step is to make it botproof, like firstcycling.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.125715 del
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adjust


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.125716 del
>>125714
I thought it was just a glitch cause the site is being worked on, FUCK him


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.125717 del
>>125716
Is it not? You can't even see the stage profile details anymore like the climbs


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.125718 del
Italian cycling youtube asking the real questions


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.125719 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.125720 del
>>125719
>Remco on mullet
>Ciccone with front egg


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.125721 del
Ciccone to declare himself the rightful winner of the Euros.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.125722 del
>>125721
Give it to him he deserves it


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.125723 del
>>125721
This was promised to him in the giro, Gee says so


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.125724 del
>>125721
kinda pathethic tbh if he wanted to contest the result he should’ve done it right away now it’s just media slop


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.125725 del
thread reply counter, when?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.125726 del
>>125699
16 hours for me. Has to be a record.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.125727 del
>>125715
>He touches the bowl with his fingers
Subhuman TRASH


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.125729 del
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Thought so >>125703
There you go:
>>125705
>>125725
>>125726


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.125730 del
>>125725
it's right there at the bottom of the page!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.125731 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.125732 del
>>125726
just switched over kek


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.125733 del
>>125730
fake news


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.125734 del
>>125733
not if you hack the mainframe!
https://github.com/JacobSvenningsen/endchan-script (its good)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.125735 del
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>>125734
>inline quoting of posts
thanks bert, that was missing!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.125736 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.125737 del
>>125725
>>125730
Or just open the board view. It shows the number of current posts at each thread.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.125738 del
>>125734
That's good stuff. Approved for the share.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.125739 del
>>125715
inshallah the kuffar is drinking alcohol


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.125740 del
>no more sauzen pauwels
Grim


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.125741 del
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dhl in the tete because by god you're going to get your package


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.125742 del
>>125737
I'm too lazy for that.
Just burned some tokens for a tampermonkey script.
>>125734
I should have paid attention before burning tokens...


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.125743 del
2...


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.125744 del
<


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.125745 del
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There berts still stuck in the thread before the previous one


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.125746 del
>>125745
no one can hear their screams


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.125747 del
Hmm, how about a scream counter:
Thread lurkers in old threads, only displayed in the most recent thread.
heh


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.125748 del
>>125745
Some of us are still ghostposting in the last 4chan thread from over a year ago


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.125749 del
>>125747
yes but it needs a flag counter so we see who's lagging behind


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.125750 del
Heh bentoiletbros.. we got caught out.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.125751 del
>>125750
MOTHERFUCKER


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.125752 del
>>125750
What?? SON of a GOD damn BITCH


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.125753 del
>>125750
and VAN GILS


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.125754 del
>>125753
Nobody picked him though.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.125755 del
And of course no replacement because that is not fair to Berts who are not online or something? Complete gibberish but WHATEVER


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.125756 del
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19 Thomas Pidcock
17 Christian Scaroni
13 Paul Lapeira
12 Brandon McNulty
11 Davide Piganzoli
8 Ramses Debruyne
6 Quinn Simmons
5 Ben Healy
5 Lorenzo Fortunato
5 BEN TULETT
5 Simone Gualdi
4 Giulio Pellizzari
4 Jhonatan Narváez
4 Maxim Van Gils
3 Benoît Cosnefroy
3 Emiel Verstrynge
3 Jakob Omrzel
2 Juan Felipe Rodriguez
2 Jarno Widar
2 Romain Grégoire
2 Alex Baudin
2 Matteo Jorgenson
2 Mathys Rondel
1 Marcel Camprubí
1 Domenico Pozzovivo
1 Afonso Eulálio
1 Lorenzo Finn
1 Fabian Weiss
1 Andrew August
1 Clément Champoussin
1 Filippo Zana
1 Nicolas Prodhomme
1 Andrea Vendrame
1 REMCO EVENEPOEL
1 Axel Laurance
1 Roger Adrià
1 Jørgen Nordhagen
1 Finn Fisher-Black
1 Gianmarco Garofoli
1 Jordan Labrosse


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.125757 del
>>125754
yes well about that


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.125758 del
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>>125754
The first team I checked has him. Optaktbert. If this is the quality of your computer programs and I don't make the podium I WILL be filing for a recount


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.125759 del
>>125753
>>125754
Oh no, he is there, didn't see him in bold.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.125760 del
FARK should have just left shitcock and Ramses instead of getting these two yellow guys.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.125761 del
>>125755
will be mailing velogamesman this afternoon unironically, let me know if you want something added to the email (be reasonable)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.125762 del
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>>125761
I probably have no words that are considered reasonable


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.125763 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.125764 del
>>125761
veloman


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.125765 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.125766 del
>>125765
FUCKING


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.125767 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.125768 del
>>125767
swineherd


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.125769 del
"website"


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.125770 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.125772 del
>>125770
fucking


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.125773 del
Jewish


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.125774 del
>>125750
They are straight up putting guys on the startlist to get to the required riders minimum lol
Van Gils is probably not even there, just ralph denk in a blonde wig


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.125775 del
Unlike Lapeirabros you even got a warning


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.125776 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.125777 del
Ben Tullet owners in the thread?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.125778 del
>>125777
>using pedals ben tulett
The Dumbest Team ben tulett
MVDF ben tulett
6th Column ben tulett
Richie Porte Memorial Team ben tulett


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.125779 del
>En arrêt maladie pour cause d'épicondylite au coude droit, blessure plus couramment appelée "tennis-elbow" puisque particulièrement fréquente chez les joueurs de tennis, un homme a été licencié après avoir été repéré par son employeur en train de faire du VTT à plusieurs reprises au Pays basque. La justice a donné raison à l'employeur malgré les arguments du salarié.
>Alors que l'arrêt de travail avait été prononcé en mai, l'employeur a eu vent, des mois plus tard, que l'homme sortait fréquemment en VTT, s'adonnant parfois à des sorties particulièrement difficiles, comme l'ascension du col de Serantes, dans la province de Biscaye. Ayant eu vent de ces sorties, son employeur a alors fait appel à un détective privé, qui a photographié le travailleur sur trois journées différentes au cours de l'été, notamment dans l'ascension du Puerto de Serantes
>Sur le fond de l'affaire, la Haute Cour de justice du Pays basque précise a réaffirmé le principe établi selon lequel le fait de se livrer à des activités pendant une période d’incapacité temporaire ne constitue pas en soi une faute disciplinaire. En revanche, elle souligne que cette pertinence disciplinaire apparaît si l'activité physique en question "est susceptible d’entraver, de retarder ou de compromettre le processus de rétablissement du travailleur."
>Et c'est précisément ce qui a fait pencher la balance en faveur de l'employeur, les rapports médico-légaux fournis devant la justice montrant que le salarié était précisément dans une phase douloureuse, et que l'activité physique allait entraîner un ralentissement du processus de guérison. Encore plus précisément, il a été démontré que la pratique du VTT sollicitait fortement les membres supérieurs, et pouvait donc, dans ce cas précis, aggraver les symptômes du souffrant.
Should have kept to road cycling


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.125780 del
>>125775
ben on the toilet


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.125781 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.125783 del
>>125775
mostly seething about VAN GILS


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.125784 del
>>125778
Heh nothing personnel


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.125785 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.125786 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.125787 del
>>125753
>>125755
>>125783
Such horseshit. I checked Velogames 8 minutes after the deadline, and Van Gils was still available to select. And yet no substitution.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.125788 del
>>125787
It's unfair for those not online t. Velogod


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.125789 del
>>125787
reckon it's time to create our own goombling game, I'm sure some Berts have LLM credits or whatever to slopcode something (with proper pricing so there's no 5 years of froomedawg being 18 points)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.125790 del
>>125789
>LLM credits or whatever to slopcode something
Bert's would never do such a thing.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.125791 del
nothing personel


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.125792 del
>>125790
No data on widar's pal donie heh, he used to be a good junior...


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.125793 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.125794 del
>>125791
stinky


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.125795 del
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we live:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pRbGXAicbso [Embed]


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.125796 del
>>125794
The man is motivated when his contract is on the line


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.125797 del
always fun seeing breakaway lads becoming friends


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.125798 del
>Team PicNic PostNL pourrait bien postuler en division Pro Team la saison prochaine. Selon plusieurs de nos sources, la formation néerlandaise envisagerait sérieusement d’évoluer en seconde division l’an prochain.
when you have no chance to stay in the world tour, might as well relegate voluntarily prematurely, so you can slash wages and operating costs by participating in less races.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.125799 del
what do you know, it's a contract year for coward heh.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.125800 del
okay that's enough building interior


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.125801 del
squinn goes


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.125802 del
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unfortunato son
also pacher and bravo down


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.125803 del
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and plapp


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.125804 del
>>125802
Nit bravo


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.125805 del
Let's try to follow dopo and seixas next weekend first


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.125806 del
>>125802
Ah yes, I still didn't completely use up the everything goes to shit-o-meter despite maxing out like 5 tims.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.125807 del
G2 G2ing


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.125808 del
Did they use up mcnully for navarez?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.125809 del
Never pull eh davide


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.125810 del
it's squinnover, dude just can't hide his powerlevel


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.125811 del
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world > USA


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.125812 del
All my guys at the front meaning they will all fail


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.125813 del
zana
benny hill
cosneking


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.125814 del
absolut widarlich


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.125815 del
pidders
widar
jorgenshit


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.125816 del
Widarbros


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.125817 del
Fun finish in Binche. Brennan got exposed on the cobbles


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.125818 del
Big gap


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.125819 del
>>125817
Ahhh wout lead me out please


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.125820 del
testa della corza not getting along


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.125821 del
Jorgenson has no friends


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.125822 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.125823 del
please no lame slurper like lapeira or narvaez


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.125824 del
>>125822
Based Euskaltel beating the Visma frauds on their own terrain


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.125825 del
nordhagen kinda doing well in these one day races lately


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.125826 del
I hope they pay this italian/english lad well on the livestream. Clean commentary and he knows what's up


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.125827 del
>>125817
Brennan SUCKS against real riders


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.125828 del
>>125826
he's very good at recognize riders quickly and correctly unlike at Eurosport.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.125829 del
>>125828
extremely good even


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.125830 del
Yarno Feeder


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.125831 del
pidcuck nervous, jorg should attack


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125832 del
KWAB of the year for pidcuck lmao


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125833 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125834 del
Widar shows up the one time I don't pick him, it pains the soul


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125835 del
>>125834
same brother


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125836 del
nice, good first win


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125837 del
>>125834
I adjusted out both Picuck and Widar, I'm feeling a little stupid


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125838 del
he's kinda fast for such a midge


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125839 del
>>125834
>>125835
Pick? DNF.
Not pick? Win.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125840 del
>>125839
Many such cases


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125841 del
>>125839
DNS you mean


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125842 del
squimmons great at the sprints for 4th


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125843 del
was that fuck hirschi, fucking hell
atleast I have big jorg


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.125844 del
What a goombling desaster.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.125845 del
Ludovico CRESCIOLI


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.125846 del
adjust crescioli out for ramses


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.125847 del
Widar has a cute accent


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.125848 del
>>125844
All my picks scored but not much


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.125849 del
>>125848
All mine as well
THOSE WHO DIDN'T FUCKING DNS OR CHUTE


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.125850 del
If you told me widar and piduck were brothers I'd believe you


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.125851 del
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he's on a generational bad run right now


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.125852 del
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Ich bin so angewidart


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.125853 del
no velogames tomorrow.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.125854 del
>>125853
24 hours to decide who DNS's gran piemonte


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.125855 del
Bertman leaving no doubts who gold stars this year.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.125856 del
Kurwabert's Hermes test post


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.125857 del
>only 500 points to second
The race to the supersix is so tight.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.125858 del
the fuck


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.125859 del
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Bertacek picked the winner two days in a row, what do you say on that


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.125860 del
>>125859
Dopage of coursh.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.125861 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: autotrigger pipeline test, please ignore


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.125862 del
>>125861
I never understood what these agents do better than claude code or codex


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.125863 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: FULL PIPELINE WIRING TEST via startlistwatch.post_to_endchan


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.125864 del
hello stop hacking pls or i report u


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.125865 del
Pleasently dead and tired
I fear this might have been last true summer ride of this very year


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.125866 del
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>>125865
I've seen you make this post 3 times already


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.125867 del
>>125862
It can run all the time while doing your little scheduled tasks or cron jobs, local and you can route many models, chinesium or local.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.125868 del
>>125866
With just Bertacek Starter pack edition, some posts are bound to be repeated


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.125869 del
What I am testing here is Hermes doing startlist check every two minutes for a goombling related race and posting here if there are any changes or DNS.

Bossman pls no action, this should be very docile.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.125870 del
>>125864
What happened?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.125871 del
>>125865
glorious weather what a great day
>sunny
>warm enough
>no wind at all
weathers been on point recently


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.125872 del
>>125869
Honestly let's not have bots post here. I already have to go through slop every day at work


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.125873 del
>>125869
>>125872
Perhaps posting data in a separate thread?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.125874 del
>>125872
yeah I can't think of much else that would have me quit this place faster


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.125875 del
>Bert's agents will start schizoposting in separate threads
what a time to be alive!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.125876 del
>>125872
>>125873
>>125874
It is not going to be every change ever, I am turning it on manually for let's say an hour before closing the teams.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.125877 del
>>125870
>>125861
>>125863
kurwabert doing the needful!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.125878 del
>Kurwabot: Have you all seen the latest picks?
>Boringbot: Lmao, your user was copying Axeltard again!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.125879 del
>>125871
yeah plenty of pedalists out there, saw many group rides too
and I don't even have to have a dinner for I have consumed enough insects near the river to feed a village


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.125880 del
anyone got some more info on the motorbike pidders mentioned?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.125881 del
>>125851
We need him to join the /cyc/ league. Once and for all we would see if he could square up against the mighty Berts.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.125882 del
>>125876
can't you post it in your results thread?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.125883 del
lame TT startlist tomorrow
I guess romeo becomes euro champ? or last flight of the roglic?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.125884 del
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>3 Stüssi
>11 ACKowiack
>16 speeGoszczurny
>19 Borremans
>42 Helper
>85 Baldie


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.125885 del
>>125882
The idea is to late warn about a situation like with VAN GILS and TULETT today or with CICCONE a few days ago.
It is supposed to be in front of everybert's face, not stashed.
I will test run it across the few races that are left, it should barely post at all besides a very late startlist switch.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.125886 del
>>125880
But today, after the Tre Valli Varesine race during the podium ceremony, Pidcock revealed that his Pinarello-Q36.5 teammates Marcel Camprubì and Thomas Gloag had been hit by a police motorbike travelling in the opposite direction with six laps of the finishing circuit remaining. The incident was not shown on the live broadcast. Pidcock also said he wanted to stop the race himself as a form of protest.
“I wanted to stop racing myself; I was mad. I had guys riding in front of me, for me, and two of them were on the floor… Luckily, Marcel was ok; he could continue. Tom was also ok in the end, but he stopped the race; he has some stitches in his knee. Things like this shouldn’t happen.”


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.125887 del
>>125878
wait till it starts hallucinating
>Jan Ullrich has been added to the tdf startlist


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.125888 del
so them new clankers
will they also post rides or what


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.125889 del
first good ride in a couple months, best 1m power for the year


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.125890 del
>>125889
nice brother


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.125891 del
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>>125889
great!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.125893 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.125894 del
>>125889
we're all gonna make it


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.125896 del
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>>125893
14 points. This is fucking CRAZY man


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.125897 del
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there's no velodrama tomorrow


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.125898 del
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>>125896
No fuckups from now on.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.125899 del
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>>125898
I don't have a silver star yet and I want one


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.125900 del
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>>125899
I can exchange one of your golds for one silver and bronze. I'd take the bronze for the hassle.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.125901 del
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I want something too.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.125902 del
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Remember when Bertacek has won superclasico velodrama by humbling legendary Autismbert in the very last race?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.125903 del
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>>125896
I'm out of it this season, but I'm rooting for another Tismbert collapse during Italian classics week


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.125904 del
>>125903
each year I promise myself I won't miss a race and end up missing some stupid early one


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.125905 del
>>125904
I didn't miss anything, I just had an awful Warmup championship (reminder, the "warmup", which is a bunch of races in mickey mouse countries that you have no idea if the rider is actually planning on trying or just using as training, is worth more than two GTs combined)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.125906 del
>>125902
next years warmup will be even longer with the vuelta a canaries, even more slopraces to goomble on

in other news - might paypig


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.125907 del
>>125905
Have you tried paying more attention


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.125908 del
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>>125906
good, never a bad time to paypig


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.125909 del
>>125907
Paying attention doesn't matter for warmup. It's a total crapshoot


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.125910 del
>>125909
remember when Healy was 6 coins and had his breakout season


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.125911 del
>>125896
Wew, just one bad pick and your season is DONE, how about that. Now of course all the bad picks from elodramas past come back haunting – why didn't I pick the Vinester in Tour Down Under? What was I thinking with Vendrame in the giro instead of Eulalio? Why didn't I pick the Fish in Paris-Nice? Oh man I hope this season ends soon so that the constant pressure will subside (for a little while)



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