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/cyc/ - General Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No. 129723
Nys edition

>Current and upcoming road races
NADA

>CX races
05.11 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross (C1)
08.11 UEC European Championships Zeddam (CC)
11.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross (C1)
14.11 Superprestige Merksplas - Aardbeiencross (C1)
15.11 X2O Trofee Hamme-Zogge - Bollekescross (C1)
21.11 HG Cross Lokeren - Rapecross (C2)
22.11 X2O Trofee Beringen - be-MINE Cross (C1)
27.11 UCI World Cup Ostrava (CDM)
29.11 UCI World Cup Tabor (CDM)

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info:
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread: >>128685


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.129729 del
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first for low cadence


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.129733 del
>>129729
my knee hurt just lookijng at it


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.129737 del
>>129729
how i feel like scoring a 2% rampa


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.129738 del
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>>129737
saw a rider the other day scoring like 30 rpm up a climb because he could not shift anymore (shifter battery ded) and he did not want to get off the bike to manually change gears


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.129740 del
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>>129738
on related note, it's unreal the different amount of cables you "need":
>usb2 for garmin
>usb3 for light
>garmin charged for watches (i don't wear watch during ciclismo tho)
>di2 charger
>soon the hr strapon charger
>coin battery for gear levers
before that i would also be a special charger for assiomas


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.129741 del
>>129740
>usb2 for garmin
>proprietary charger for garmin watches
been a while since I hated on garmin eh
reminds me that a guy here recently went to town on an 11 speed campagnolo electronic system. He literally made his own battery and charger and fixed the motor of one of the derailleurs.
I gave that guy my ded di2 shifters but he never followed up on that. He just posted me one photo of a dismantled lever, in the style of a cartel execution 2bh


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.129742 del
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kiwiman ran 2:27:12 in NYC (previous PR 2:29:21)


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.129743 del
Hi


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.129745 del
Now it works. Anyway, QUIZ TIME: https://www.sporcle.com/games/Bakbanaantje/uci-ranking-top-100-2026-uci

Let's see if you have been paying attention


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.129746 del
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Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.129747 del
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Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.129748 del
I put POGACAR in and pressed I give up


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.129749 del
>>129745
fancellu is a top 100 rider, the stench of sulfur is unbearable


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.129750 del
>>129747
time's too short
also there's some fucking FRAUDS in that list holy shit


Bert 11/01/2026 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.129751 del
>>129750
I got 93


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.129752 del
>>129745
60, far too early to do this, I am also in off season form.
Couldn't get the Uno-X spelling right for a minute and slightly gave up.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.129753 del
stupid game didn't recognize Almeida. and elite rider like him surely must be in the top 100.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.129754 del
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WE LIVE IN BURKINA FASO


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.129755 del
>>129751
>quiz DOPAGE
it's come to this..


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.129756 del
I can't spell half these names, that's the only thing holding me back


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.129757 del
>Johannessen
TWO FUCKING Ns ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>Izagirre
I was convinced there was a u in here somewhere
>Vermeersch
That second r is only there to troll

58/100 overall.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.129758 del
Correct spelling is also a form of attention paying. You have to do BETTER


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.129759 del
>>129757
Gaynnessen and then I tried punching in Hoelgaard? Holegaard? Holegard? for the next 30 seconds just to understand it's the other guy and I kept blanking on the German from Red Bull, went flaccid and just checked out.
Also fucking CHE is Switzerland?? The FUCK, I am not taking these quizzes ever and this has shown.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.129760 del
>>129759
Confoederatio HElvetica of course


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.129761 del
>>129760
Che cosa..


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.129762 del
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Everyone's performance is being assessed btw, regarding the yearly salary raise/contract extension. For some Berts it is not looking great


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.129763 del
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DNS Maillot Jaune


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.129764 del
>>129758
the game should accept names like el rato and captain america. How am I supposed to know that these guys have real names?


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.129765 del
>>129764
I actually struggled for a sec to remember mcnuggets real name


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.129766 del
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Vin, cyclisme, and Mormon women


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.129767 del
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Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.129768 del
ofc you all got more than me (zonder foto {does not count})


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.129769 del
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gr*v*l fever


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.129770 del
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I was thinking and if the gr*v*l episode revival proves to be a success, i will buy a second set of wheels (already explained why in the previous episode) but WILL put some 40mm road tires just for fun on them. Ideal for autumn/spring road ciclismo in dubious condition too.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.129771 del
>>129769
good! ETA of the cube?


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.129772 del
>>129771
Early spring I guess


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.129773 del
>>129769
gonna ride on the gravel in five minutes!


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.129774 del
>>129773
wish I could aswell, got massive DOMS from the two hikes though


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.129775 del
>>129774
My thursday hike was 27km/1000m elevation and I could walk easy afterwards, barely any DOMS! Too bad the season is over (except for ocassional suicide mission in the bohemian alps)


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.129776 del
>>129775
even did some meme hiking ""trainings"" this year, same climb tree times


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.129777 del
>>129768
Good thing you are on a Malawi salary


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.129778 del
>>129775
>27km hike
bwoah, I don't know if there are any routes that long in the eastern alps.

>>129776
>same climb tree times
now THATS my kind of autism


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.129779 del
>>129770
35 is more than enough for anything you will do with it


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.129780 del
To exactly no one's surprise, Urko BERRADE FERNANDEZ from Kern Pharma Dopage to XDS Astana Team now official


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.129781 del
Lea Lin TEUTENBERG back to contishitter level


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.129782 del
>>129766
I'll have you know that The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is prime reality TV. Out there with the likes of Married at First Sight and Love is Blind.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.129783 del
>>129782
So what are they doing in secret


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.129784 del
>>129783
Sex, gossip and backstabbing their friends.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.129785 del
>>129784
So like every woman


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.129786 del
The idea of a Finnish academic watching "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" while raping in a grungy basement is very amusing to me


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.129787 del
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I ran out of the the ecathlon iso drink, tried buying new one from DM thinking it was orange flavoured. It's not orange, it's that thing like grapefruit, but it's not that either.
It doesn't taste very good. Looks like morning piss too (if you pissed blood)


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.129788 del
>>129786
Until you remember that his wife is in the mental ward, then it seems rather tragic.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.129789 del
>>129785
Yes.

>>129786
I have to disappoint you I'm the other one.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.129790 del
>>129729
Some low cadence stuffs today


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.129791 del
its so cold and dark outside s m h


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.129792 del
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>>129790
rampa training, admirable
as for me, pic related


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.129793 del
>>129792
>>129790
third day in a row
kinda dead-ish, kinda gone-ish
tomorrow a BIG rest day, a burger is most likely on a menu


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.129794 del
>>129787
blood orange?


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.129795 del


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.129797 del
>>129793
I need to get back on the threshold train


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.129798 del
>>129796
dangerously low amount of protein


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.129799 del
>>129798
They have like 20 different protein bars but 1 of the is exceptionally tasty, i never remember which one


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.129800 del
Turns out I made my MTB cassette kill, after switching the crank to 36 and getting a brand new chain from KMC.
It all works fine with no load, it all works fine while pedaling on the bigger cogs but I can't switch to the smallest cogs, they just make the chain skip like stupid, no hope of any adjoostment with the barrel.
So after careful consideration and telling Grok to think harder and make no mistakes, doing some other adjoostments along the way, it looks like a new tiny paypiggery was to be committed.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.129801 del
>>129800
yup nothing to adjust here the skipping cogs are worn, no way around it


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.129802 del
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And the switch to 36 crank so I can have something to pedal with on the small cogs was the whole point of this operation.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.129803 del
>>129796
you should try Bulk supplements (brand), cheap mix and large quantities but gets the job done, often you can find plenty of discount codes around to make it even cheaper


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.129804 del
>>129803
Yeah, my brand of choice although there are better brands out there.
But that's whey mixes and creatine mainly, for me, they can't be bad in energy drinks.


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.129805 del
>>129800
bring it to me shop


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.129806 del
>>129803
that's an unfortunate name for searching purposes


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.129808 del
>>129807
15 eur to get a 1kg bag of each flavor, sounds like an easy choice


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.129809 del
>>129807
what is this
just put sugar in your bottle


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.129810 del
>>129809
i'm not a peasant


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.129811 del
World champion signing for decathlon


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.129812 del
Also you don't need sugar drink for your 1h rape session


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.129813 del
>>129812
but coach caude told me I NEED 60g of malto per hour minimum


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.129814 del
>>129810
way too little carbs in that
this is piss


Bert 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.129815 del
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>>129814
88g in 100g?



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