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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/21/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No. 128685
2027 Tour edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.10 11:00 CEST Tour de France 2027 presentation

>CX races
24.10 HG Cross Heerderstrand (C2)
25.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross (C1)
01.11 X2O Trofee Oudenaarde - Koppenbergcross (C1)
05.11 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross (C1)
08.11 UEC European Championships Zeddam (CC)
11.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross (C1)
14.11 Superprestige Merksplas - Aardbeiencross (C1)
15.11 X2O Trofee Hamme-Zogge - Bollekescross (C1)
21.11 HG Cross Lokeren - Rapecross (C2)
22.11 X2O Trofee Beringen - be-MINE Cross (C1)
27.11 UCI World Cup Ostrava (CDM)
29.11 UCI World Cup Tabor (CDM)

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info:
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>127641


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.128715 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.128717 del
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do you believe that this man can win the yellow jersey?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.128718 del
heh remco, how about you do the Giro next season.
>inb4 it ends up in another Giro di Remco disaster


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.128719 del
jonas kwabbengard


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.128720 del
reee, fucking useless jappe at the tour pick
but those were some nice or even epic victories for grug


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.128721 del
Chute vingegaard


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.128722 del
>>128720
Jaspe breakaway win was like the best tour stage.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.128723 del
Chute Lipowitz


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.128724 del
Suicide attempt by Kuss


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.128725 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.128726 del
>>128725
>Remember this for roubaix yes my slave


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.128727 del
>>128726
>Best I can give you is 4th RVV


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.128728 del
looks so flat so far
this better not be another 3rd week meme


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.128729 del
Pau... Home


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.128730 del
holy lame


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.128731 del
Comfy Bretagne.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.128732 del
If every French person spoke like this everyone would understand everything everytime.
But it feels a bit like x0.75.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.128733 del
Cardiff stage looks fun


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.128734 del
Finally some norf action


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.128735 del
>>128734
Might be there for the saint michel stage


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.128736 del
unrelated to cyclibg but Belgium about to set a new WR for backyard ultra distance just one loop away they’re at round 119 (which is current WR)


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.128737 del
Profiles are up on PCS.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.128738 del
>Grand colombier
more like grand nothing ever happens


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.128739 del
>>128737
Well, only for GB.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.128740 del
Sallanches stage looks kino


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.128741 del
>>128728
Alpes look nice


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128742 del
Pau, what a surprise


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128743 del
It's a good route


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128744 del
>>128743
Sprinters in suicide watch


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128745 del
>>128736
>4.167 mile loop
quite a backyard, mine's not that big I'm afraid


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.128746 del
>>128744
There's like 7 sprints


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.128747 del
That one's not easy


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.128748 del
>>128736
I find this activity do dumb, if you're going to torture your body atleast run through kino scenery


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.128749 del
>>128746
Humm trough. Actually punchers on suicide watch


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.128750 del
>>128749
true*, kek


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.128751 del
and how exactly isn't the tour already decided after the alps?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.128752 del
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it is what it is


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.128753 del
>>128751
There is no solution against this, just accept pogiwinslol and make good stages


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.128754 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.128755 del
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>>128752
I don't like it


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.128756 del
>>128755
Why? Need more pogi climbs solo for 30 minutes?
It's a fun mix


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.128757 del
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>>128756
just don't like
simple as


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.128758 del
>>128752
Meh indeed.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.128759 del
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At least to doubts about picking a true fat sprinter.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.128760 del
>>128751
The earlier the tour is decided, the more chances for breakaway shenanigans


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.128761 del
>>128752
is this the most catered to as possible Remco tour? I think this is best shot


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.128762 del
>>128759
What about two fat sprinters though heh


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.128763 del
>>128762
>>128762
There is an interesting paradox in Velogambling where the more sprinters you take, the lower your odds of actually picking the single sprinter who consistently scores points


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.128764 del
>>128762
Depends how fat Mads Pe will arrive hehe.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.128765 del
>>128763
Pick a big one and then scrounge for a guy that will sprint for 9th in the unclassed dungheap


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.128766 del
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>Bertha was a prostitute working at Crippled Kate's in Novigrad during 1272. Despite some looking down on such a line of work, Bertha enjoyed her job and was putting away savings to one day own her own brothel.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.128767 del
>>128766
Tour de Toussaint


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.128768 del
>>128767
sun, wine and ciclismo
fund it


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.128769 del
>>128752
how skinned and gutted are we feeling, fishbros?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.128770 del
>>128766
literally me


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.128771 del
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>>128770
i always suspected you were a prostitute


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.128772 del
>>128768
Roach brand bikes.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.128773 del
>>128771
t-they were making me things I didn't want to do today


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.128774 del
>>128759
>>128762
>>128763
>>128765
FUCK SPRINTERS

that is all, thank you


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.128775 del
>>128765
RUSSO Clement


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.128776 del
>>128774
I'm sorry this is a body positive general.


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>>128774


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.128778 del
Rumors are they will invite Burgos this time because Prudhomme HATES Unibet hehehe


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.128779 del
>>128775
Yes, ballerini is another one that mixes in


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.128780 del
>>128778
To be fair tietememe brought nothing to that weak giro field. Can't remember a single time they did something other than fail to leadout greenstreets


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.128782 del
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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/rudi-kemna-na-zwaar-ongeluk-en-lange-operatie-aan-betere-hand/

Well that's some strange timing: Picnic PostNL manager Rudi Kemna falls off roof and breaks back, neck, sternum and ribs


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.128783 del
>>128780
Well they had one perfect leadout and then everyone chuted hehe


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.128784 del
>>128782
Tusveld was seen biking from the scene but was soon dropped by the police peleton


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.128785 del
>>128782
sources saying a certain M. TUSVELD was spotted in the area


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.128786 del
>>128774
tdf sprints > tdf mountain stages unironically


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.128787 del
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here we go again


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.128788 del
>Tour 2027: Evenepoel and Seixas could challenge Pogačar on this route

>With a Tour route that breaks decisively from the well-trodden paths of recent years, the organizers hope to avert another stifling, one-sided victory by Tadej Pogačar. Featuring 71 kilometers of individual time trials, the 2027 route appears to play primarily to the strengths of Remco Evenepoel—though the stage schedule is equally advantageous for the French prodigy Paul Seixas.

every year and then he take 2 minutes on hilly stage just because he can


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.128789 del
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paypigged rouvy for a month
50% discount


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.128790 del
>>128789
why do you pay for these apps


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.128791 del
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>>128790
to get to ride routes i will apparently never get to ride irl (aka anything outside of czech'em)
besides, is 7 eur that much money in belgium?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.128792 del
>>128791
you actually watch your screen?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.128793 del
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>>128792
i cant r*pe without stimuli


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.128794 del
>>128793
I just watch a movie or tv unless I'm doing a race
all that time on zwift and you just watch your little dude ride up a mountain with 2002 graphics?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.128795 del
for me it's FLYING IN REAL LIFE with absurd tailwind we don't talk about headwind


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.128796 del
for berts who want to paypig some Castelli this winter:

LIKEAPRO30 for 30% off


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.128797 del
>>128796
Besides not needing anything, they can't command premium prices with offshoring more of their production to China. There are smaller brands that produce in the EU (which means Romania heh) that aren't much more expensive.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.128798 del
>>128793
Nothing beats watching a CX race while on the rape machine for me.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.128799 del
>>128797
very true words, I ain't buying from euro brands that don't produce in yurop.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.128800 del
>>128797
i'm surprised bertaczek isn't shilling KALAS more


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.128801 del
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>>128794
Yes
Majority of my rides are either races or intervals
In the rare ocassion of doing some sloppy z2, i might watch some shekelvision, but i dont ride z2 often since I am not autistic


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.128802 del
I ride bioracer, 90% produced in romania


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.128803 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.128804 del
>>128803
mywhoosh (free) has one with dopacar


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.128805 del
>>128804
i wonder if it's part of their contract or if it is hard to say no to some extra money for no effort


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.128806 del
>>128805
it's part of their contract, they have an entire section of "UAE" workouts
also isn't rouvy owned by zwift now? shouldn't that be the same subscription


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.128807 del
>>128799
I can live with Assos producing in North Africa or Castelli used to make their stuff in Bosnia and Moldova. I can go to Decathlon if I wanted a cheaper made in China kit.
>>128800
He's a Gobik ambassador, proudly made on Spain and using African models to showcase their jerseys.
>>128803
Would piss in a bidon to not miss the event heh


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.128808 del
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grugbros... shouldn't have won that ompoop


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.128809 del
>>128805
from what I know, unless there's an actual camera going on, it's sometimes not even the actual rider but a teammate/friend


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.128810 del
>>128808
Del Toro won 3 world tour GCs, podium'd+white jersey at the Tour, won Montreal (zonder UCI rainbows) and Deutschlandtour. Dude needs a big victory like GT and/or monument without pogi as ultra domestique I guess.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.128811 del
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>>128806
> shouldn't that be the same subscription


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.128812 del
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piggies finna pay to race on zwift and ride on rouvy
two subscriptions running concurrently throughout fall, winter and early spring. Then they also pay the wahoo subscription so the r*per connects to the computer. Then they also pay for virtual+ to unlock the virtual shifter and cog (1 sub for rouvy, another one for zwift).


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.128813 del
>>128812
bertacek is the jersusalemware king


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.128814 del
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Oh thanks for reminding me, I wanted to paypig that rechargeable strapon


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.128815 del
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>I'm convinced that 95% of people with HRMs that they think are bad are throwing away perfectly good devices. It is always people changing the batteries and not discharging the circuit.
are you discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries?


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>>128815
>discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.128817 del
>>128812
You forgot paying for TrainingPeaks for training planning and TrainerRoad for daily workouts.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.128818 del
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The only subscription I can approve of is intervals.icu, I wouldn't even need any of its features


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.128819 del
>>128815
I don't know where my hrm is I think I have one in a drawer somewhere but last time I checked I didn't even find it ..


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.128820 del
>>128819
good luck riding in ketosis then


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.128821 del
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in honor of bertrand leaving montpellier


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.128822 del
>>128821
Good workout that


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.128823 del
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>>128820
does anyone really do that? Serious question


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.128824 del
>>128752
4 MTF and one of those is only a 3km climb, kinda disappointing

the second TT is funny


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.128825 del
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>>128823
Bonk connoisseurs I would assume


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.128826 del
>>128823
britschizo


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.128827 del
>>128823
SHAN'T be riding without carbs
for me, it's a dinner of potatoes, cheese, and veggie springrolls


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.128828 del
>>128826
for what purpose


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.128829 del
>>128828
There is no purpose


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.128831 del
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lol, lmao even


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.128832 del
PhD defense in three hours berts, somehow not as stressed out as before a hard vo2max session


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.128833 del
Survived the storm austen commute


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.128834 del
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Vote now for who you want visma to sign on wielerflits. I choose seixas ofcourse, underrated little known rider


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.128835 del
>>128832
These foul beasts from the comssion know not the horrors of the basement rape.
Although would be surprised if none of them does at least recreational xc skiing.

Good luck Bertele.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.128836 del
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It's a trap


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.128837 del
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I am starting me first structured trainingsblock today (AI generated ofcourse)


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.128838 del
>>128837
Z2 and 4x5 min (increase to 6x5min) is all you need


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.128839 del
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>>128838
thats the plan as of now


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.128840 del
>>128839
Yeah it always boils down to the same innit, a little Z4 thrown in to kill the boredom


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.128841 del
>>128839
I'm not an expert but I have a feeling finnbert ain't going to be happy about it.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.128842 del
>>128839
i would get killed instantly doing that much z2


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.128843 del
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The 65th Internacional Vuelta Ciclistica a Guatemala starts today with some BIG names on the startlist!

>Jhonatan CHAVES
>Bill COLORADO
>Ignacio de Jesus MUNIZ
>Gayver CUCK
>Christopher Robin JURADO
>Bolivar ESPINOZA
>Gerson TOC
>Daniel Andres BONILLA
>David ALARCON
>Sergio ARIAS
>Lukas BLANCO
>Jose Ramon MUNIZ


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.128844 del
>>128839
Seems weird to space ftp tests out by 4+ months


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.128845 del
>>128832
Good luck, easy


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Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.128847 del
>>128843
What the hell is this list with not even mentioning Super Mardo or Fredd MATUTE


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.128848 del
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>>128847
I am keeping secret picks for meself


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.128849 del
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>>128848
Mardoqueo Vasquez has won the Vuelta twice, how is that a secret pick


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.128850 del
>>128849
The berts who don't pay attention wouldn't know that


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.128851 del
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Gleb SYRITSA to China Anta - Mentech Cycling Team
Luca COLNAGO to China Anta - Mentech Cycling Team


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.128852 del
>>128851
And not just them, also PENA from Efapel, BARBIERRI from Terengganu, CALLEJAS from Poojai Insurance
MASSIVE BUYOUTS


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>>128851
>>128852
That actually is BIG news


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.128854 del
They should go PT, Li Ning Star almost reached the top 30 already. Imagine a Chinese team in a GT!!!


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.128855 del
>>128854
they will get an invite for the tour before tietema


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.128856 del
>>128854
No thank u.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.128857 del
MASSIVE wind predicted for tonight and tomorrow, not looking good for the CX race


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.128858 del
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I think 2027 is gonna be the beginning of the end for Dopacar campaign
The anti-pogacra route
The consequnces of the chute fatale
Sexaš coming out of age

It paints a grim picture for the slovenian


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.128859 del
>>128858
T. Plugge


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.128860 del
>>128859


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.128861 del
>>128859
I just wouldn't be picking him into my velodrama team is all I am saying


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.128862 del
>>128861
>Psyopping 2027 races in October 2026
Seek professional help


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.128863 del
>>128858
Well nobody has ever won the Tour more than 5 times so that means it is indeed definitely over


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.128864 del
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>>128839
absolute KWAB on day 1 already, could not hold the 325w for more then 4.5min even though I did 330 for 16min last week


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.128865 del
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>>128864
You forgot to discount the outdoors watts buff, right?


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.128866 del
>>128865
definitely, I will adjust


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.128867 del
Bretagne sisters...


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.128868 del
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>>128867


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.128869 del
>>128864
Are your powermeter dual sided on the bike?


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.128870 del
>>128858
This route is more pro seixas than anti pogi though.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.128871 del
>>128869
I use the quarq spider for zwift, freshly calibrated, same as outdoors


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.128872 del
>>128858
pog will endure


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.128873 del
>New Kenyan doping scandal: World marathon champion Peres Jepchirchir provisionally suspended following a positive EPO test

Top kek roidrun at it again
Will they ever learn


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.128874 del
>>128865
the carbhungry part of my brain thought these were the Kinder chocolate bars

time to go shopping I guess


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.128875 del
>>128868
Imagine the tailwind boost


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.128876 del
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Kristen Faulkner doing altitude camp at 5000m

Why don't all endurance athletes live in Nepal


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.128877 del
>>128857
just commuted through this, no way you can cx in this


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.128878 del
Ahoj,


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.128879 del
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Brtek, me mum is going on a trip to Olomuc and she is asking me if I want anything.
What can I want?
Lentilky, Kofola, Studencka, Marlenka, Hermelin i twarożki, all available here.
Don't want booze or pivo.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.128880 del
>>128879
I'm sure he has a used gravel bike she can get a good deal on


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.128881 del
>>128880
Forgot to caveat this that I am not interested in anything Kalas, Festka or broken gravel frames.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.128882 del
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>>128879
genuine Olomoucké tvarůžky


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.128883 del
on the one hand this storm is pretty fucking stormy
on the other hand this wind is pretty fucking windy


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.128884 del
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But speaking of gravel
I continue to have a case of gravel fever
This CANNOT possibly end well


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.128885 del
>>128884
just buy it nigga I rode the gravel just now it's really gravelly


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.128886 del
WE LIVE IN GUATEMALA
0.5 FPS stream incl.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wxRT39QG3sc [Embed]


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.128887 del
>>128885
You yourself said riding gravel in this weather is not a good idea
I am waiting for like march anyway, in the meanwhile, I will have to figure out a way to get rid of the old Canyon without /cyc/ knowing


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.128888 del
>>128884
just buy another canyon and be done with it, that's the end conclusion anyway


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.128889 del
>>128887
the gravel roads are dry even just mere hours after rain
just gotta avoid the dirt lol


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.128890 del
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buy the cube


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.128891 del
>>128888
no kaňon this time buddy


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.128892 del
>>128891
you already have 2 bike in the cangoy ecosystem surely you will not dip into another proprietary goy brand


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.128893 del
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>>128890
the hwhite one is the frontliner atm


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.128894 del
>>128893
>hwhite
we need a foid to tell us exactly which colors we're looking at here


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.128895 del
I did the rookie mistake with the chain not correctly put in 105. Turns out the noise of it on the trainer is not bearable but I rode with it for a while now


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.128896 del
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My girl Marisol is GONE
replaced by Erica of all lassies


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.128897 del
big Gleb to China Anta - Mentech Cycling Team. big disrespect from Astana.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.128898 del
and might as well start having a fever:
19/01 Santos Tour Down Under
31/01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men
15/02 UAE Tour
27/02 Omloop Nieuwsblad ME
06/03 Strade Bianche
07/03 Paris-Nice
08/03 Tirreno-Adriatico
20/03 Milano-Sanremo
22/03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya
24/03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.128899 del
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drinking hot chocolate


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.128900 del
>>128897
please, the attention it must be paid


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.128901 del
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>>128899
nothing better than hot chocolate on a cold day


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.128902 del
>Tour de France boss Christian Prudhomme questions whether Tadej Pogacar will return to his former level

top kek
>stop dominating my race please


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.128903 del
>>128893
looks good!


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.128904 del
>>128900
I was distracted by the slander of the birthday boy on the other cyc.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.128905 del
>>128898
>Not being eternally sick with incurable ompoop fever


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.128906 del
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clown bike


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.128907 del
>>128906
>he's not 32 sized wheels early adopter
ngmi


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.128908 del
>>128907
why not bigger


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.128909 del
the storm has finally arrived here. it feels windy.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.128910 del
>>128906
I heard that they want to introduce another wheel size for smaller frames, 30.5"


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.128911 del
>>128910
who is
<they


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.128912 del
>>128911
(((them)))


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.128913 del
Hey Bert, ciclismo as a hobby is not that expensive at all.

(Every week I stall upgrading my local AI hardware is costing me hundreds of euros)


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.128914 del
>>128913
Ciclismo is a cheap sport if you are rich


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.128915 del
>>128914
Berts are rich because their ciclismo budget is huge!


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.128916 del
I'm just giving up on this for now, hope the chinks will keep the burgers and soon the taiwanese honest, the limits will not get rugpulled and the prices will eventually drop.
Not paying FUCKING 7 thousands of euros for 32GB of VRAM.
Seen a full rig with two 48ers for 10000 euro, not sure how legit, maybe maybe for me, but still not pulling the trigger on it.
Need get a secure job first. "Secure" hehe, that means probably more than one at a time.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.128917 del
>>128913
ciclismo doesn't even scratch mid tier expensive as far as hobbies go 2bh


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.128918 del
>>128917
you should see audiophiles


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.128919 del
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>>128918
>put on a tune bert


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.128920 del
>>128919
Holy shnakes, no neutrinos coming through these bad boys.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.128921 del
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>>128919
What's behind the curtain?


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.128922 del
>>128921
electrical interference


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.128923 del
total power outage here, haven't had one in ages. Looks like I can still connect to cellular data.


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.128924 del
Power outage is over, dog bless my utility company fixing this within 10 minutes


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.128925 del
>>128923
the storm has come and it is claiming souls


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.128926 del
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>Tickets for Edinburgh Tour de France opening ceremony on sale for as much as £99


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.128927 del
>>128926
>ynr visma is selling vip packages for all monuments and such


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.128928 del
>>128927
Honestly what's stopping you from selling tickets online for Tour de France right now? Half the people probably won't know it's free


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.128929 del
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>>128928
I never even thought of that, brilliant


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.128930 del
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fuckin hell pog rides in traffic like a big city fixie swine


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.128931 del
>>128930
tadej has gone mad, that concussion really gave him CTE
adjust him out of your TDF team


Bert 10/23/2026 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.128933 del
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>>128928
Who says I am not


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.128934 del
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Playing Control: Resonance. Holy shit the bosses in this game are hard. And I beat Elden Ring. Had to turn on assist mode (higher damage output, more defense).

Truly entering my unc era.


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.128935 del
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>Here is your new picnic signing bro
Kek, can't even sign people who knows how to spell their name


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.128936 del
>>128935
Have they even applied for their WT license yet?


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.128937 del
>>128936
they aren't on the UCI list for next year, but they still have time to supply the paperwork.


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.128938 del
>>128937
They're fucking around because lapierre is bankrupt


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.128939 del
>8 degree, foggy and wet roads
Yes, well


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.128940 del
>>128939
>jay_vine_smiling.jpg


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.128941 del
>>128939
gonna do some rooning before the 2nd storm wave hits


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.128942 del
>ma-maybe his chute means he won't be so strong, right?
Were reaching copium levels rarely reached before


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.128943 del
>>128939
>sunny
>7 degrees, 8 m/s arctic wind
a bait if ever I saw one


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.128944 del
This really is an upsetting weather
It's beautiful out there if you don't count the flying roofs and small objects being uprooted
FUCK


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.128945 del
>>128944
its about as wet and grey as it's been for years


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.128946 del
>>128944
good rooning weather, nice sun and the arctic wind to keep you from sweating


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.128947 del
>>128944
Honestly at that temp it's just a matter of paypigging proper clothes


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.128949 del
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Yesterday I saw some asshole r*nning in the storm of death and rain of death. In a fucking t-shirt and shorts


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.128950 del
>>128949
based


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.128951 del
>>128950
If Bertacek witnessed this he would have spontaneously combusted


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.128952 del
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>>128951
I used to do long runs in snow and sub zero temperatures but there is nothing glamorous about running in rain


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.128953 del
>Marlen Reusser is advocating for a name change for the Tour de France. In her view, the race should be known in the future as the "Tour de France Hommes." This would bring its naming in line with the "Tour de France Femmes."

top kek, on this episode of deluded women


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.128954 del
>>128953
based
actually just naming it Tour de France hommes is not enough, the Tour de France Femmes should be renamed to Tour de France.
that'll show those assholes


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.128955 del
>>128953
kek someone just watched her first feminist podcast


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.128956 del
I think we should be more inclusive and have only one Tour de France where both men and women should compete


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.128957 del
fem, puck and avocado in the same CX race today. rusbert salivating as we speak.


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.128958 del
>>128957
Already below zero outside the Tomsk /cyc/ office.


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.128959 del
femboys the shape isn't there yet


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.128960 del
too many hags


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.128961 del
puck isn't even riding so that was FAKE news ofcourse
she's just there as a spectator


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.128962 del
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gonna go out in the storm for an hour and take back what's rightfully mine. Certain high-value segments have been taken from me through means of communism but today the wind is just right, almost suspiciously so. Mandate of heaven.


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.128963 del
>>128962
I have ridden out lately just because of that, good wind, shit weather, Z5ed only half of it, still got top 10.
I will obliterate all flat shit that is around and was not KOMed on a group leadout.


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.128964 del
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we live in kenya


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.128965 del
avocado wins


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.128966 del
avocado wins


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.128967 del
Just paypig my hbo sub. I'm ready for a winter of cyclocross. My plan is to do threshold every session


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.128968 del
>>128962
kek, stay safe though


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.128969 del
white women march on
afr*cans on suicide watch


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.128970 del
white women march on
afr*cans on suicide watch

36 years young, first campeonship
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/magda-nieuwoudt/2026


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.128971 del
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>>128969
>>128970


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.128972 del
he's losing it again, might have been that autismbert comment


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.128973 del
>>128970
>new wout
hmmm


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.128974 del
>>128893
nice moldy bikeframe


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.128975 del
>>128973
For me? New-old, that Magda.


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Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.128977 del
>>128976
waar le court ((piennaar))


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.128978 del
>>128976
I would have a BONE for Lisa hehehe. And then KEEP Tiffany hehehehe


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.128979 del
>>128978
>bonk from horny police


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.128980 del
>>128979
This is a gooner's general, chud


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.128981 del
>>128976
I'd like to give Megan BOTHA deez nutz


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.128982 del
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Faulkner and Everest. The ultimate altitude camp


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.128983 del
>>128982
if only she was still a good cyclist


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.128984 del
>>128983
that team has barely any good riders left, and the ones that are okay won massive titles that had no business in being theirs


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.128985 del
>>128984
Ruegg is very good and should probably move to a real team


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.128986 del
>>128967
Forgot how boring this is. Makes me re evaluate all my life decisions


Bert 10/24/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.128987 del
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