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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No. 127641
Seixas edition

>Current and upcoming road races
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>CX races
11.10 HG Cross Dendermonde - Mosselcross (C1)
17.10 HG Cross Meulebeke - Berencross (C2)
24.10 HG Cross Heerderstrand (C2)
25.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross (C1)

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info:
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>126671


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.127668 del
first for FUCK PICNIC POSTNL


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.127710 del
well I guess I will delete a post to make space for a new thread post


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.127712 del
FABIO FEVER


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.127713 del
fuck picnic fuck sprinters


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.127714 del
fifth for fuck sprinters


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.127715 del
all they need to do is adjust how many laps of it they do to make it more or less sprinter-friendly


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.127716 del
>>127715
they already increased the distance between the climbs this year
it is sprinter friendly
the wout route was sprinter death


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.127717 del
SHEEHAN to INEOS Merda
RUTSCH to Modern Adventure Factor Racing


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.127718 del
>>127716
Fuck W*ut


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.127719 del
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hopped a mouse today


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.127720 del
>>127716
yeah, I guess I was including that aspect as well; point being they can keep the climb each edition while playing around with how tough it is


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.127722 del
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Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.127723 del
>>127719
What if it was a rat?


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.127724 del
>>127723
would've hopped too
was too small for a rat either way


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.127725 del
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who /endurancemines/ here


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.127726 del
>>127725
mining the 'durance


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.127727 del
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honestly fuck mounting tubless tires. get fucked pieces of shit. im not weak they are just shit. whoever thought hurr durr lets make them so tight nobody without herculean gripstrength can mout them (every cylist pretty much) fuck fuck fuck pieces of shit


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.127728 del
>>127727
kek and then you look up some video of some dude mounting gp5000 tubeless like it's nothing (it's a fake worn tire)


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.127729 del
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>>127727
you must assert your dominance over the tire else it will dominate you


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.127730 del
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>>127727
My greatest cycling achievement was having a flat on a group ride that sealant didn't fix. I managed to get tire off, put in a tube, reseat tire, and inflate it with CO2 in under 15 minutes with two dudes staring at me.

May have been the greatest achievement of my life


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.127731 del
>>127727
surely you just let your domestique mount these for you


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.127732 del
I know it differs brand to brand, but are larger tires harder or easier to mount? Like size 50 or mtb ones


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.127733 del
>>127732
my 40mm gravel tires were easy to mount
I think it's just some brands that are absolute dogshit
I've never had issues with schwalbe for example


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.127734 del
>>127732
I remember spending 20 minute with a single flat on my mtb last summer,so no. It was 40+ at least 3 cars stopped to see if I was still alive


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.127735 del
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Just noticed my tubeless valves are too short for the new rims anyway. im done for today


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.127736 del
>>127732
easier from my experience, I'm pretty sure road tubeless tires are the hardest tires to mount


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.127737 del
>>127735
>the bertacek speciale


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.127738 del
>>127735
ah, the bertacek special


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.127739 del
>>127732
only tyre i've had issues mounting with were gp5000, 0 issues with pirelli or vittoria


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.127740 del
>>127735
I push my fingers into my EEEEEEYEEEES


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.127741 del
I switched back to latex tubes after two years of tubeless/hookless


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.127742 del
>>127739
gp5000 tr fresh out the box is genuinely hand tearing
you gotta leave that thing in the sun for a day to even have a chance


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.127743 del
I like how so far only Euskaltel, a couple of Costa Rican teams and the Colombian national team are listed for the two races in Panama this weekend. In all aspects, cycling is truly the greatest sport in the world


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.127744 del
dsm keukens


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.127745 del
wild, I have had zero issues mounting GP5000 tr, it's inflating them that can be hit or miss


Bert 10/15/2026 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.127746 del
>>127745
addendum, of course, my rims being easy to mount probably goes hand in hand with my troubles inflating with a floor pump


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.127747 del
>DEFRANCE to UAE
should be illegal


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.127748 del
>>127747
Patjebros...


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.127749 del
Gall is the Austrian athlete of the year.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.127750 del
Carapaz to NSN as already discussed ofcourse


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.127751 del
>>127749
No one won anything in that country


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.127752 del


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Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.127755 del
totalenergies seems saved for next season


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.127756 del
>>127751
Yes, they can't even ski anymore. Very sad.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.127757 del
>>127747
we need to kill the idea of UAE


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.127758 del
>>127755
point cucked Bas Shitsla op de valreep


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.127759 del


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.127760 del
>>127758
His schedule for the fall has been really bad, he isn't using venturini for any of these italian point farm races


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.127761 del
it's so foggy i can't hear my thoughts


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.127762 del
really is quite foggy


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.127763 del
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rare Milan W


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.127764 del
>>127763
Phwoar imagine the watts, probably 650W+


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.127765 del
>>127763
i wonder if Ganna will still ride Pinarello on track with him switching to Trek


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.127766 del
Anyway I looked at the weather forecast yesterday and it was supposed to be dry, but immediately when I left home it started raining and rained nonstop for the whole duration of the ride. Good thing I had my fender/dynamo bike as it was so dark, at least my butt stayed dry lol.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.127767 del
>>127764
probably yeah
>>127765
as long as the italian track foundation uses pinarello bikes they should all be on pinarello


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.127768 del
>>127763
So ganna was the weak link in the team pursuit after all


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.127769 del
>>127766
>Fairlight
Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time

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Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.127770 del
krautAI out of control again?


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.127771 del
>>127767
Using some of those CdA watt calculators and guessing his track CdA is around 0.17 give me a ballpark of around 600-620W, but then there's the track start component that's hard to deduce. Otherworldly watts in any case, especially considering you first have to do a maximum low cadence sprint to even get to speed and then hold that maximal vo2max effort directly afterwards in a tight aero tuck.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.127772 del
Summoning the demons again


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.127773 del
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Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.127774 del
pwoah nihon brutally mogged by CHYNA
year of the BULL


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.127775 del
>>127771
yea its pretty fucking extreme, Milan's always been a top tier pursuiter but he skipped 2025 and now he comes back and boom takes it right away
lidl lohnt sich


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.127776 del
Missus racist richardson wins, bay day for none racists


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.127777 del
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>>127776
Imagine being un-racist in 2026 when everyone else regardless of race is chudmaxxing for maximum strength.
I missed it but there was a giga chute in the womens scratch that annihilated wiebes, she looked messed up I'll try to find a clip


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.127778 del
>>127777
Good, wiebes already ruins 60% of road races and she doesn't have to ruin this too


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.127779 del
Is that a chinese man riding with the women


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.127780 del
shit quality but it gets the point across


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.127781 del
No BAM


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.127782 del
>>127780
>Wiebes wi... ACK!


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.127783 del
Chyna strong
The dragon undefeated


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.127784 del
Hoogland time


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.127785 del
PolderGOD


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.127786 del
>>127784
yup nothing more to add


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.127787 del
>hoogland
>lives in laagland


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.127788 del
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The cycling ""tour"" of srbska is a joke
Starts with a 3 km prolog
Then only two more stages with the SAME parcour, not even on a road, but on some racing circuit


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.127789 del
>>127788
the fight for UCI points will continue with MBH BANK and BARDIANI present


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.127790 del
>>127789
40 UCI points for GC winner, enough to make a difference?


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.127791 del
>>127790
to stay ahead of PICNIC it might be smart yes for the Hungarians, BARDIANI need 59 points to get past EUSKALTEL

sources are saying Tour of Okinawa might be similarly contested, all for that top 30 spot


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.127792 del
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>>127791
There's a time check too, as well, right?
They can't just hire some african, have him win 250 UCI points at the upcoming Afrocan Continental Campeonship?


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.127793 del
>>127792
i've had a look for you:

Special provision concerning trainees and development teams

During his training period, regarding rankings, a trainee is still considered as a member
of his usual team. Points potentially obtained by the trainee during the training period,
shall in no instance be added to the points of the host team.
Regarding rankings, a rider of a development team who takes part in an event with the
related UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam is still considered as a member of his usual
development team. A rider of a UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam who takes part in an
event with the related development team is still considered as a member of his usual
UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam. Points potentially obtained by concerned riders will be
added to the points of their primary team.

2.10.004 bis under road race rules and regulations


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.127794 del
>>127793
But you can sign him outright then


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.127795 del
CHYNA?


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.127796 del
>>127793
then that rider would need to be a) good enough to beat the Eritreans (or ride like top 5), and b) have enough space on your own team to sign him and c) have enough money to do so

EUSKALTEL probably wouldn't sign an African rider, PICNIC can't afford anyone, MBH BANK wouldn't either, and I am not sure about BARDIANI


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.127797 del
>>127794
>>127796
wrong quote but yea


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.127798 del
>>127796
KUDUS welcome to Bardiani


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.127799 del
>>127798
an upgrade from tottenham hotspurs really


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.127800 del
>>127769
Are you ok?


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.127801 del
PCS startlist for Veneto is missing three teams again. He keeps fucking up


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.127802 del
>>127801
Firstcycling about to slam him from the top rope


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.127803 del
autismbert has started to lose his mind and the velodrama is DAYS away still


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.127804 del
>>127777
Even I know that the black sun is supposed to have 12 sig runes, but I guess it's not surprising that chud can't count that far.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.127805 del
Söderqvist cooked on the hills by Merlier of all people


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.127806 del
Must be a real breeze to work for a pro cyclismo team where people take their place way too seriously


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.127807 del
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>YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ASK IF A BIKE FOR SOMEONE IS READY?! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, NONE! GET BACK TO WORK OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.127808 del
Uh oh.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.127809 del
sunderquest lachee


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.127810 del
ILEGEL


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.127811 del
G2/G3/G4 syndrome


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.127812 del
>>127807
except that's not Poelman, that's Neumann, head of 'science' (shes actually a geologist)


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.127813 del
>>127812
every serious team needs a geology department to analyze the gravel sections


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.127814 del
>>127812
Who is Poelman. This is the bitch that gets mentioned by everyone as being a fucking crazy dictator


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.127815 del
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Oh the other Bert named his picture Poelman. Which Bert is that anyway


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.127816 del
>>127814
Poelman is the wife of Ivan Spekenbrink, she is the head of finance and a biologist


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.127817 del
HUISING murdered a la ROGLIC by FFB


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.127818 del
HAHAHA
ASSASSINATION TOTALE


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.127819 del
post-assassination seethe


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.127820 del
Kek, FFB


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.127821 del
>>127815
i am assuming that is Slome Duikelaar-Bert, as you are Autismbert and i am Ketonebert
we really need individual city flags


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.127822 del
>>127816
Must also be crazy then if she is married to Spekenbrink


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.127823 del
shamelessly stolen


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.127824 del
Yeah, that's not even 10s for G2.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.127825 del
Rutsch is gonna be a nice signing for Modern Adventure, very strong rider


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.127826 del
Total MOURIS death.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.127827 del
how did Söderkwab lose so much time today


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.127828 del
>>127816
also looks like a stereotypical lesbo


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.127829 del
>>127827
too big to climb


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.127830 del
>>127827
le TT kwab


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.127831 del
>>127821
Im broken collarbone this year Bert, i rarely appear


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.127832 del
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>>127822
say that to my face bert


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.127833 del
>>127832
yeah I'd be micromanaging everyone at work too if I was Spekenbrink, very grim


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.127834 del
who would have know classic crampy would rise once more


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.127835 del
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We live in Panama


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.127836 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jackie-ashford

2nd in the road NC at a young age of 53, there's still hope Berts


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.127837 del
>>127836
there is hope as long as sevilla still rides


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.127838 del
>>127836
Not for Bertacek I think he is 57 or something


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.127839 del
>>127838
im younger than you


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.127840 del
>>127838
you'd think so by his posts and watts but he's actually 24


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.127841 del
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BIG ride on the menu tomorrow
And Allah willing, it looks like next weekend as well
Almost no rain the entire October, this is very alarming


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.127842 del
you can make the final goomble team of the season


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.127843 del
>>127842
Bettors have Jimmer as the favorite, heh.
Totally not a bait.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.127844 del
Should say bookmakers, oh well, yes well.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.127845 del
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winning team


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.127846 del
>>127841
here the weather looks terrible tomorrow, rain and like 10°C I can send that over if you wish


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.127847 del
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>>127750
I don't know, seems a strange choice for both parties.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.127848 del
>>127847
it's not a weird choice if you consider 3 years of 🤑🤑🤑🤑


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.127849 del
>>127847
doubt it'll change much, he'll be just as alone as he was on EF, just as along as Girmay


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.127850 del
>>127847
I like this poster, has this 10s vibe, misses only some fire like swirls and blurred lighting in the background.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.127851 del
Serbia humiliated Polska and Ungarn on home soil


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.127852 del
>>127851
In foking wot.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.127853 del
>>127852
Srbska Volta prologo


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.127854 del
>>127853
Ah, started looking for some hockey or I don't know, water polo.
Didn't bother to check PCS first, that would be silly haha!


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.127855 del
Chocofem returns tomorrow, I'll see you all on the vinemachine to watch


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.127856 del
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Euskaltel - Euskadi 1-2 down in Panama


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.127857 del
looks pretty cool


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.127858 del
>>127857
a female friend I do group rides with rides this


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.127859 del
>>127857
dont like the random squares at the back and the plastic tab hanging mostly on the back of the seatpost, makes it look cheap (it probably isnt)


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.127860 del
Big mold has gotten into the straw of my hydration bladder


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.127861 del
>>127856
1, 2, 4 and 10. 93 points! Nippo 5


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.127862 del
Holy shit it was a SLAUGHTER. Only 24 finishers and the rest DNF or OTL. Most of the Panamanians GONE and DEAD


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.127863 del
>>127861
this hops them over the hungarians who will probably score again with FANCELLU sunday


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.127864 del
>>127863
Will they lose all their points if (when) Fancellu gets caught (dopage)


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.127865 del
>>127864
hes not south american or on a conti team so UCI wont care


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.127866 del
>>127865
they banished his doping brother carboni not that long ago


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.127867 del
>>127866
Malaysian dopage at a Japanese CT team


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.127868 del
and Bruttomesso got popped too, many Italians really
not suspicious at all


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.127869 del
>>127868
Yes, well, we have been squeaking about grande dopeurs the whole year, so it's not a surprise


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.127870 del
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she rides.
still got loads of bikefit tinkering to do but so far it looks alright. might need a -17 stem though not too sure yet.


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.127871 del
>>127870
love the silver details, this bike needs the sunshine


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.127872 del
>>127870
👍🏿


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.127873 del
>>127870
damn that finish is actually very nice, good job on the lackierung


Bert 10/16/2026 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.127874 del
Listening to the podcast. God it takes forever, why the fuck is it 4 episodes. And the whole Tusveld story is the big story and it is pretty weak. Oh no a nobody fraud is unhappy that he is not in the peloton anymore. There is nothing there, they didn't really talk to him or something and that made him sad and that's it. No shocking anecdotes, nothing. FUCK Thijs Zonneveld


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.127875 del
Veistroffer, heh. Now that's a name I haven't heard from since the tour.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.127876 del
Fretin wins


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.127877 del
>>127874
got your click though sucker


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.127878 del
>>127870
very nice


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.127879 del
>>127876
jakobsen bros seems like we've run out of steam again


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.127880 del
>>127879
eh he top 5'd that stage to alabama so there's good signs there, only failed to keep up 1 stage


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.127881 del
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Foggy and unwelcoming, but it is dry
No more excuses, time for a ride


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.127882 del


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.127883 del
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pwoah GRABOSCH wins the kilo zonder aerobars just in the drops (based beyond measure)
tt swines sterilized, birthrates plummeting further


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.127884 del
vo2max or threshold today?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.127885 del
>>127884
always vo2max


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.127886 del
>>127885
4x5min while chocofem wins should do the trick


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.127887 del
72.5km/h, polebert not even on his wheel


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.127888 del
Bardiani only needs 16 points on Picnic. Beastergod is still in 2nd place in Guangxi but looks like there is a rampa tomorrow so they are getting NOTHING anymore. Eneco Tour they also have nothing. Bardiani rides Veneto and Serbie. Serbia doesn't give shit unless you win GC or something. 13th place in Veneto gives 20 points. Turconi was 12th in the other Veneto race.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.127889 del
The whole future of Bardiani depends on this 20-year old. Will YOU pick him?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.127890 del
>>127889
does this matter when equipo kern pharmstrong is gone next season?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.127891 del
>>127890
Yes, they need to get top 30 NOW. Doesn't matter how many teams there are next year


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.127892 del
exploding tires


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.127893 del
Madison is pure chaos kino


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.127894 del
kopecky is so washed


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.127895 del
kekeke


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.127896 del
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Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.127897 del
The Pol-ack fears the Samurai


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.127898 del
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well


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.127899 del
heavy rain cx kino berts


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.127900 del
>>127896
Very comfy.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.127901 del
>>127898
What the fuck man dats some crazy h4x0r shit man


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.127902 del
>>127899
a lot of last minute tyre changes, wouldnt be surprised if they swapped profile midrace due to the rain


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Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.127906 del
BIG win for SCHREIBER


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.127907 del
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>>127886
done, chocofem 4th we'll take it


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.127908 del


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.127909 del
Cosnefroy's birthday today. Adjust accordingly


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.127910 del
Leitão is just that guy on the track


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.127911 del
No Utelle since we were not convinced about the weather, but regular madone. Nice ride


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.127912 del
34 wheel bikes for bertacezek when?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.127913 del


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.127914 del
Ehh hello Cofidis? This is your thing


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.127915 del
>>127914
VERCOUILLIE to Tarteletto is a crime, could've been a perfect rider for Lotto like Veistroffer


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.127916 del
>>127913
nice ride


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.127917 del
>>127914
lambrecht is also alpecin


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.127918 del
>>127917
and hesters is DSM, why is PCSbert so behind


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.127919 del
>>127918
Can't WAIT to migrate to firstcycling when they have all their shit in order


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.127920 del
>>127915
Well yeah he does le attaques but generates basically zero points


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.127921 del
>>127920
good for your sponsor though


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.127922 del
>>127921
and social media, I saw like 5000 veistroffer reels after the tdf


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.127923 del
>>127920
you can just get him to pull on the front, someone like dillier is pretty much the same build and acts as a locomotive


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.127924 del
nice save by de witten


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.127925 del
Ortsbros these are supposed to be our races


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.127926 del
>>127925
his race is on the 20th, and I will see you Berts all there


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.127927 del
>>127920
hello, you were saying?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.127928 del
>>127927
based, dude has had such a burden to carry it's nice to see him win


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.127929 del
>>127908
This woman is actually revolting


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.127930 del
>>127927
14 points is still basically zero!!!


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.127931 del
Emotional interview with Vercouille, very kino win


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.127932 del
>>127931
happy that a human wins a race instead of some wattbot


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Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.127934 del
>>127933
nigga wanted to be a drug addict what is he even on about


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.127935 del
>>127933
coke and underage girlfriends is not who I wish to be


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.127936 del
5 hours in a fog, how peculiar
I think my polar strapon is dying (again), might have to look into that rechargable one (unless it comes with a proprietary charger in which case I am calling EU)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.127937 del
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What's going on in Germany


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.127938 del
>>127937
>Cologne
Like being groped by all the towelheads wasn't enough they now have robot towelheads


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.127939 del
>>127937
Does that robot have a fucking moustache? What in the fuck


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.127940 del
>>127937
based things


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.127941 del
>>127936
for me it was 35 minutes of easy spinning and checking out the winter gear (still too warm hm)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.127942 del
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mother fuckers


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.127943 del
>>127936
Good job bert, also you only have to recharge the strapon like once a month and the proprietary charger works well, can wholly recommend it


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.127944 del
>>127943
Not a proprietary charger. Also works for me Shokz headphones (which I recommend to all riders and runners)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.127945 del
>>127937
Fucken, grosse bruste wallah


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.127946 del
Made the last velogames team of the season. I made it above 100000 points and won the national velogambling championships of /cyc/ & /bert/. Mission accomplished.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.127947 del
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>>127942
ayo what the hell is that
and what do you need a hr strap for anyways, your hr is always low you could just tape a piece of paper that says "low" on the headunit in place of the noomber


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.127948 del
>>127947
at my ripe age it is to call the paramedics when my hr gets into heart attack territory (120bpm+)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.127949 del
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Veneto Cyclassics OFFICIAL /bet/

>McNulty 3.75
>Scaroni 7
>Charmpig 8
>Cosnefroy 12
>Wellens 13
>Abrahamsen 15
>Hirschi 19
>Chrsiten 19
>Strong 26
>Sivakov 26
>Covid 29
>Koller 29
>Rondel 34
>Adria 34
>Fancellu 34
>Berhet 51
>Vendrame 51
>Velasco 51
>Hermans 51
...
>Morgado 101
>Teuns 151
>Mifsud 301
>Cepeda 501


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.127950 del
Nippon Cup OFFICIAL /bet/

>Healy 3.5
>Simmons 4.5
>Eetvelt 7
>Schmid 8
>Berckmoes 9
>Matthews 13
>Gualdi 17
>Maisonobe (?) 21
>Jegat 21
>Borgo 26
>Delettre 34
>Nerurkar 34
>Tiberi 41
>Sombrero 41
...
>Dati 67
>Valter 151
>Bonnet 301
>Arashiro 601
>Simmons 501
>Masuda 1001
>Yamamoto 1001
>Yamamoto 1001


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.127951 del
>>127950
wait, this is a real race and not some saitama crit?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.127952 del
>>127951
It's a real race


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.127953 del
>>127951
pretty cool one too, how have you missed it


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.127954 del
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I think /bert/ should make it their mission for this winter season to surpass their femme in absolute watts in their respective power category


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.127955 del
i.e. sub 275watters try to beat kwabsi, sub 310w boys try to beat demi and sub 370ers try to beat marlen


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.127956 del
>>127954
What's realini's watts


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.127957 del
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>>127954
>higher ftp than fini
it's fini


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.127958 del
>>127956
>Estimated FTP: unknown
we only know these 3 women the entire rest is an enigma


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.127959 del
>>127957
you have 4 months to beat demi (she grows stronger as well)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.127960 del
>>127957
I thought you were above demi these days


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:12 [Preview] No.127961 del
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>>127960
maybe in the spring I get close but not after off season (aka summer heat dome season)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.127962 del
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And it's not after a 60 minute effort either, it's intervals.icu guesstimation from like 10 minute effort


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.127963 del
>>127962
you can take the 40min effort if you want


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.127964 del
>>127962
all this guesstimation garbage must be a gain goblin because it makes you think you're achieving more than you really do and in turn you work less hard which leads to less real gains.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.127965 del
>>127949
I don't like this McNulty psyop. Hope tismbert falls for it.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.127966 del
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>>127963
i REALLY don't want to
>>127964
true, my best Alpe du Rape effort was about 285 watts average


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.127967 del
My pet peeve is looking through the zwift training plans
Boy those get worse each year (even though that was previously thought impossible)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.127968 del
>>127967
wait until you hit the real redpill that is realizing all training plans are garbage


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.127969 del
>>127967
>here's a 30 minute workout where we work all 9 zones at different RPM's
>boomers fall for this


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.127970 del
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All training plans are garbage if they don't involve dopage


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.127971 del
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been saying that for a long time


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.127972 del
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>>127969
I just pick a climb portal and go nuts


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.127973 del
>>127972
My winter season """"training plan""" involves doing three type of rides:
>finding a climb and going full gas (maybe twice if it's shorter)
>a race, but not a flat one
>z2 spin

and one week of doing only vo2max efforts to please the finbert

that's about it


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.127974 del
>>127973
>>127973
I posted those HR figures specifically for you


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.127975 del
>>127972
>>127973
my FTP seems to only be able to go up if im doing a hard climb or sprinting, nothing i do on the flats does anything for it

(i might be plateau-ing help)


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.127976 del
Heh, 1-4 and 6 for Euskaltel on the first stage of mighty Clásica Provincia de Chiriquí


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.127977 del
>>127976
European pro tour teams vs some local club shitters doesn't sound fair. How come the sudaca dopeur teams didn't send some teams to the bufferzone between south and burger america?


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.127978 del
memco is also racing tomorrow, he's doing the chrono des nations, can't let Küng win that race.


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.127979 del
>>127977
theyre busy in the dopage factory


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.127980 del
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Chrono des Nations OFFICIAL /bet/

>Evenepoel 1.062
>Kung 17
>Vine 21
>Cavagna 29
>Segaert 34
>Bjerg 51
>De Comble 51
>Cattaneo 81
>Giaimi 301
>Le Roux 601
>Tuuk 601


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.127981 del
>>127977
Acktually there is another ProTeam there: Nippo Vini Fantini. But they suck so much I doubt the Giro will invite them if Bardiani doesn't make it. MBH Bank is probably hoping


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.127982 del
>>127937
two retarded youths (16 & 19 y/o) thought it would be funny to have a robot harass women in public, and to live stream the whole thing to get attention on the internet


Bert 10/17/2026 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.127983 del
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>>127982
> thought it would be funny to have a robot harass women in public
But it was funny. I've been laughing about it for days. I mean, come on, it's in a wife beater with a gold chain and mustache. It's beyond hilarious.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.127984 del
Captain America big in Japan


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.127985 del
WIDAR is quite good if you don't make him go TT or downhill.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.127986 del
>>127985
he's said himself he doesn't really want to be a GC man but interviewers keep pushing it
he's a puncheur and that's it


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.127987 del
>Warren Barguil does not recognize himself in the stories about Picnic and PostNL: "I never would have returned if the management had been toxic."

top kek, dude's been stealing a wage for the past 3 years ofcourse he'll defend his masters


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.127988 del
shantytown of ayuso, millions paid to lose to tjotta and brenner


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Reminder that Ayuso is doing Guangxi.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.127990 del
>>127985
He's a world tour stage winner now.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.127991 del
remco rides again today


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.127992 del
>>127991
Euskatel and MBH sending their 3 finest TT'ers to get points too


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.127993 del
>>127967
just give codex you intervals.icu API access and tell him to make a plan


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.127994 del
>Yana Seel is returning to her old stomping grounds. The Belgian has been appointed as general manager of the XDS Astana Team.

jesus christ dude how does she keep pulling it off


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.127995 del
>>127994
Vino bros... should we be worried?


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.127996 del
>>127994
I think I know how


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Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.127998 del
>>127989
The state of Pidcuck lmao


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.127999 del
>WIDAR is a world tour stage race winner
what a world to wake up to


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.128000 del
are YOU following the SIMMONS training program yet? from only a mere 250usd per month!
https://simmonscyclingco.com/training-programs


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.128001 del
>>128000
I have the 1000 euro plan and am growing my hair now


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.128002 del
>>128000
so I can get annihilated by gravelturds?? PASS


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.128003 del
Hello? WADA??!


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.128004 del
>>128003
being only 4 minutes faster than a 50 year old is sad and weak


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.128005 del
Torty minutes left to being free from the goomble.
Still don't like any UAE pick, one of them will do well, the rest will score near zero points.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.128006 del
>>128005
I imagine they'll do anything to give mcnulty a win in the rainbows this season


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.128007 del
>>128006
Yes, but you've seen how it goes. He will try and shart and fart and have something of a gap but also 4 other runners on his wheel and it will flame out most likely.
Cosnefraud is due one fraudulent race already, who knows if he didn't overindulge on his birthday yesterday,


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.128008 del
>>128005
>>128006
>>128007
instructions clear, WELLENS will somehow top 3 this


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.128009 del
>>128008
it's going to be sivakov going rogue


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.128010 del
Ok, let's go with McNuggettini.
Not even psyoping.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.128011 del
very weird psyopping going on


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.128012 del
Why is no one psyoping today.
Tismbert, please speak up, I know you're lurking, watching, scheming.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.128013 del
>>128012
i picked HIRSCHI


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.128014 del
>>128013
I mean, if you switch colors on your flag, become a Rusbert I VILL believe.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.128015 del
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>>128012
Take the results of the same race that happened a couple days ago and then remove the winner and the UAE riders to make it look like an original team


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.128016 del
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>>128014
not psyopping


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.128017 del
<A few minutes before the start.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.128018 del
Heh, I see teams but you can still adjoost.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.128019 del
Tempted to just match tismberts team but that would be so weak, exbertification for sure.


Bert 10/18/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.128020 del
Same team as Bertman, just ADRIA <> ULISSI.



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