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/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Thread #8 Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No. 14077
Sheik edition

>Current and upcoming races
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro
30.05 - 31.05 Tour of Estonia 2.1
31.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway Women 2.1 WE
04.06 - 08.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
05.06 - 08.06 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
06.06 - 08.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1 WE
07.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro WE
08.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro ME
08.06 - 15.06 Critérium du Dauphiné 2.UWT
09.06 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
09.06 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
12.06 - 15.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
13.06 Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau 1.1
13.06 - 15.06 Tour Féminin International des Pyrénées 2.1 WE
14.06 Duracell Dwars door het Hageland 1.Pro
14.06 Elmos Dwars door het Hageland 1.1 WE
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
15.06 Elfstedenronde Brugge 1.1
18.06 - 21.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
18.06 - 22.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
21.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
22.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
22.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT

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>Last Thread:
>>13069


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.14078 del
happy for Yates :)

hate visma >:[


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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.14080 del
torito kwabbed


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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.14082 del
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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.14083 del
This asshole will finish now.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14084 del
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that retard sprint


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14085 del
kek nice sprint you idiot


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14086 del
del toro moral victory's kwabapaz on the line


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14087 del
did poole just ride away


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14088 del
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>


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14089 del
Even Italian Eurosport non ci credo.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.14090 del
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the fuck is this?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.14091 del
>>14084
Saved energy for the sprint. Del Toro moral victory.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.14092 del
did anyone tell del toro yet


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.14093 del
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top 10


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.14094 del


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.14095 del
PELLIZZARI might not know he got kwaked


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.14096 del
Pretty good race for Jajco and Aussies.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.14097 del
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ynr bernal


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.14098 del
Not sure I understand why Carapaz didn't work with del Toro. Could've tried to save his 2nd place if nothing else. Thought he'd have tried to save his legs, then attack del Toro towards Sestriere to regain the 2nd place. Pure latin spite is the only explanation I can think of.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.14099 del
kris frum would have won this giro


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.14100 del
visma has an entire bar parked up there


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.14101 del
>>14098
Well of course, Del Toro rode like a RAT so fuck him


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.14102 del
>carlton calling bardet barguil


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.14103 del
>>14077
gj btw


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.14104 del
>>14098
he's 5 minutes down there was no chance. its about sending a message


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.14105 del
muslims are winning every GT this year


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.14106 del
>>14104
The gap between Carapaz and del Toro was only 43 seconds.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.14107 del
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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.14108 del
>>14105
Pogacar is muslim?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.14109 del
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>wout speaking of honor
>


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.14110 del
>>14108
memco will win the tour. pogi and jonas will do the same mistake as stier and rat today and let memco go


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.14111 del
>>14110
mashallah


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.14112 del


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.14113 del
apologize


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.14114 del
two stage wins and a podium, pretty good for EF


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.14115 del
>>14110
del stier cant do 8 w/k


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.14116 del
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majka really good at speaking wlochy language


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.14117 del
>>14113
van der Poel could never


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.14118 del
>>14098
He would have to first catch Yates then drop Del Toro with 50 seconds afterwards. Was very unlikely at that moment and Del Toro had ridden solely to keep Carapaz' wheel with no care about Yates getting far ahead. Basically you want Carapaz to act as a domestique for a guy that hates him.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.14119 del
>mcnulty knocks storer out of GC top ten


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.14120 del
lmao Del Toro and Carapaz didn't respond at all to his attack


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.14121 del
W I D E
Harper


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.14122 del
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they were like 5 meters behind sheik, could have riden to his wheel


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.14123 del
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they hugged, but I chose the frames to frame it in the right picture


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.14124 del
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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.14125 del
these UAE doms have no idea what happened


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.14126 del
>>14118
Winning was obviously out of the question for sure, but he could've been trying to get back to 2nd. Either by helping to catch Yates - or by trying to drop del Toro. He did neither. Seems he was just happy with not working and getting 3rd.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.14127 del
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so it happened again


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.14130 del
LMAO


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.14133 del
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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.14134 del
imagine he chute brutale's tomorrow and del toro wins


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.14135 del
>>14126
did you watch the race? he tried several times to drop Del Toro


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.14137 del
RAI saying cararat is the big loser today, the early attack was stupid


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.14140 del
>>14126
He went in today to win. The early attack was a good attempt but it didnt quite work out. Getting 2nd or 3rd is not a huge difference so it was up to UAE to close then he could try to counter attack if they did. I would not have helped Del Toro if I was Carapaz with the way he was racing. Del Toro had much more to lose.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.14141 del
>>14140
yeah exactly


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.14142 del
>>14137
I agree, they needed a longer hard tempo but not sure his team had it. Maybe ask the german to do a 10 minute leadout instead of 1


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.14143 del
>Caruso 5th
based old man


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.14144 del
>>14137
why is everyone shielding del toro from this, he should have just ridden
he just had to keep yeish to a minute and a half and risk carapaz attacking him


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.14145 del
AHAHA CARARAT


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.14146 del
>>14144
this, not pulling at all on the climb was utterly retarded even if he was ubercooked


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.14147 del
latour trying again


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.14148 del
If my non-existent Spanish serves me right
>the strongest are not necessarily the smartest
<smirks heavily


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who knew that losing 7 years ago still irked him so much


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.14150 del
>>14149
crimon


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.14151 del
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Pogacar has in his contract that he's the only UAE runner allowed to win a Grand Tour


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.14152 del
>>14149
it is a historic crack


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.14153 del
>>14135
Yeah I'm talking specifically about from the top of Finestre where they were squabbling


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.14154 del
>>14153
zero goodwill at that point


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.14155 del
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>PIDCOCK Thomas +19:39


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.14156 del
>>14144
>he just had to keep yeish to a minute and a half and risk carapaz attacking him
G2 syndrome was always going to kill him unless they caught him. He was loosing either to carapaz or to yates, he chose the later


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.14157 del
>>14155
guess which team doesn't get invited to the Giro next year.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.14158 del
where are the Del Toro interviews


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.14159 del
>>14155
I'm so glad I found some french stream. Avoiding the pidcock shill + excuse carousel is a blessing


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.14160 del
>>14157
moschitty wins tomorrow


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.14161 del
Justine Ghekiere truly is the Belgian Hannah Wanker


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.14162 del
>>14157
Wasn't this bought by emirate for the last one cycling push?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.14163 del
Petrolike won ANOTHER stage down in Oberosterreich


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.14164 del
>>14156
there's no way of knowing if carapaz would still have the legs might as well gamble on that uncertainty than giving up


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.14165 del
>>14163
what he's a clean volta legend? why are you squeaking


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.14166 del
>>14154
Not suggesting he should've been working for anyone but himself and his own interests. But he chose to do nothing and fall to 3rd.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.14167 del
>shittalking pogi's protegé
I understand the seethe but that's not smart


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.14168 del
astana wins btw


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.14169 del
GC pidcock with a nice 16th place in a weak giro
surely he gives up on this dream now


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.14170 del
>>14167
what's pog going to do in retaliation? drop him even harder?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.14171 del
>>14155
I want to know if it was him or his team that wanted to force the GC Pidcock meme. What a waste of a rider lol.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.14172 del
>>14159
I haven't heard his name mentioned once from the Breakaway crew


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.14173 del
>>14171
it is and will always be him
he and his coach are a deluded duo


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.14174 del
>>14163
WADA will probably relegate him again


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.14175 del
>>14171
Pretty sure if he wanted to do classics + XC he could have stayed at ineos


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.14176 del
>>14172
matt stephens has been defending him non stop


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.14177 del
>>14164
He was cooked. He tried to pull for a bit once it reached 1 minute and then decided to stop


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.14178 del
>>14167
kek based


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.14179 del
>>14171
>>14173
>"Again, a stage win, I mean, that would be a successful Giro," said the Belgian coach. "Then, yeah, if I really dream, I hope for a top five in GC."
>When Pidcock spoke before the team presentation in Tirana on Wednesday, he was less ambitious when it came to the overall ambitions, instead focusing fully on the hunt for a stage win.
>"My goal is to win and to just race every day hard, and be there at the front enjoying it," Pidcock told CyclingProNet. "I'm not really interested in the GC, no."
his coach does seem a total dotard but seems he wasnt very big on GC


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.14180 del
Most important news today: STORK enters top 20


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.14181 del
>>14179
>Now 13th overall, at 9:55 behind maglia rosa Isaac del Toro, the Q36.5 Pro Cycling captain is still hoping to finish off this Giro with a personal milestone and the sense of something bigger waiting down the road.

>“I’m a guy who wants to win,” Pidcock told Eurosport. “But actually what I want to do now is try and finish in the top 10. GC is harder than anything else I’ve done.”

he changed his mind halfway through


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.14182 del
>>14179
Well he clearly raced opposite of what he said in that interview. Could have shipped lots of time early and sit in the break every day until he won something.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.14183 del
>>14182
could have won today even


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.14184 del
>>14181
>"It's also the clear tactics, and not too complicated strategies, that have made it easier for Tom. He's in a good place and he feels really at home in the team, while also receiving their maximum support.
kek this seems like a thinly veiled way to call pidders a retard. 'hes not smart enough for complicated tactics'. maybe he's just a bit slow


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.14185 del
Absolutely delusionnal take by Visma PR team (wielerfits)


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.14186 del
The prestigious Le Course de la Paix Grand Prix Jeseníky rode its hardest stage today finishing up top on the most mythical Dlouhe strane hydro power plant.
It is always a good indicator on who the next BIG frauds gonna be.

A grupo principal of ten runners came in together
>DALBY (Denmark, 22) - A fraud
>ØXENBERG (Denmark, 18) - Might not be a fraud
>MARTÍ (Spain, 20) - The next Torres, already slaving for Israel
>GUALDI (Italy, 20) - Wanty, probably a fraud
>EEMAN (Belgium, 19) - At lotto, future WIDAR hjaelper
>LIMA (Portugal, 20) - Slaving in Israel, mustache, this lad is done for, looks like Morgado from wish
>VAN KERCKHOVE (Belgium, 18) - Looks 12. Already in Jumbo. The next EVENEPOEL in the making.
>WALLENBORN (Luxemburg, 22) - Fraud
>GAJDULEWICZ (Poland, 21) - The next big HRE sersze mazowski legend
>ROWE (Uk, 18) - Looks like he will die of overdose in few years

Besides that, some runners already got exposed such as
>PŘIDAL +00:29
>BRENNER + 00:54
>DOMINGUES +01:03
>KESS +01:27
>RVABAR +01:50


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.14187 del
>>14186
>22 year old farming these races
the next Johannessen


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>>14186
Supp Kess?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.14189 del
>>14186
>ŠUMPÍK Pavel +17:16
bertacek your response????


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.14190 del
We live in KANSAS btw


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.14191 del
>>14190
>femmes and hommes on the same stream
yuck


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.14192 del
>>14173
his coach surely knows but also knows that telling him would just get himself fired and replaced by another yes-man


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.14193 del
>>14192
Coach definetly drank the kool aid might even
be the peddler


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.14194 del
If simon pellaud is dropping everyone I don't think I'm going to take your race seriously


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.14195 del
Comfy roads though, but I ride worse with 40mm. Feels like all those gravel tech is pure marketing


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.14196 del
>>14194
why doesnt trek/any other team make one of their shitters train for this and then obliterate the field. probably worth the exposure and ryan gibbons would win by ten minutos


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.14197 del
>>14192
I think his coach is the reason he's so deluded in the first place
he was going on about podium in the tour last year


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.14198 del
>>14188
Sasha KESS of Tour Cyclist International de la Guadeloupe fame, please pay attention to the sport


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.14199 del
>>14196
mohoric tried last year and got humiliated


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.14200 del
>>14189
I have none, they seem to be turning him into a domestique this year or something


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.14201 del
>>14199
iirc he got a bad flat and just phoned it in. not sure how much that counts


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.14202 del
>>14196
Outside of trek it's a lot of money to send good riders over there, with mechanics and stuff for very little return on investment. Better just ask grug to dab on those frauds in the gravel WC


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.14203 del
>>14201
he was weak even with his domestiques he brought with him


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.14204 del
>>14203
He has been terrible since the gendarmerie raid


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.14205 del
>>14204
are there even doping controls for gravel


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.14206 del
>>14196
>>14201
bahrain had like 4 riders in total or maybe just 3 so not just mohoric
and none of them even finished, exposure isn't big because its only on social media and only for americans


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Results. >>14207


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.14209 del
Welcome Del Toro to the "lost the Giro on the Cima Coppi" club


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.14210 del
>“Before we reached the finish, I congratulated Wout (van Aert, ed.). I knew then that I had lost the classification. They played Yates’ cards well,” says Del Toro. “We couldn’t do anything at the end. I played it defensively against Simon and Richard at first. I wanted to put the pressure on Richard to follow Simon, because he was third. But in the end the team came back. It was too late, because nobody wanted to help us.”

>It was too late, because nobody wanted to help us.”

is this guy stupid


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.14211 del
>>14209
in 2032 when he wins there it will be kino


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.14212 del


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.14213 del
>On the Finestre, Del Toro also had an altercation with Carapaz, he told Cycling Pro Net. At that moment, the Mexican wanted to close the gap to Yates together with the Ecuadorian. "I said to him: "Now is the time. If you want to help, okay. I'm not going to work alone. It's forty seconds, that's almost nothing." But he said: "Not now, because you didn't help me when it was twenty seconds." And I said: "Okay..." If I've already lost the classification, then at least I'm not going to lose that second place as well."

he wasn't cooked they just rode like women


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.14214 del
>>14210
>the other teams didn't help us win there was nothing I could do
nobody call this fraud the next Pogi again


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.14215 del
>>14213
top kek


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.14216 del
>>14210
Mentally retarded I would say


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.14217 del
>>14210
>it was too late because none of our enemies wanted to help us win the race we lost by slurping
>>14213
this is supposed to be the next pog??
>I didn't ride because my other opponent didn't want to ride even though it was my race to lose
lmao okay fuck this guy


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.14218 del
>rochas was 4 points
Hope you got on the waggon bert, it'll never happen again


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.14219 del
>>14218
based fellow rochas picker
if only my entire team wasn't terrible


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.14220 del
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ubercomicale courtesy of beloved rusbert


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.14221 del
>>14218
so was stork


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.14222 del
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>>14221
>he's a storkcell


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.14223 del
>>14222
wait until the GC points come in buddy


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.14224 del
>>14223
HELL yeah, what is that like 5 points? At least it's something!!!


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.14225 del
>tiz broadcast is 60k behind


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.14226 del
>>14225
not their fault your pc can't render 240p


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.14227 del
>>14222
>>14221
I have both, feels good man


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.14228 del
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Matthew BRENNAN will win this finale

The Visma dope is hitting good this year


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.14229 del
get fucked brennan


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.14230 del
brennan will win five stages this vuelta


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.14231 del
>brennan wouting


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.14232 del
The more interviews I see the less I understand what's going on inside Del Torros mind.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.14233 del
>>14232
I mean this was it right here >>14213

He knew that if he tried to do a solo counterattack, Carapaz would drop him. So when it was obvious Carapaz wouldn't work, he just rode defensively. He just didn't have the legs to do anything else.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.14234 del
>>14233
>that if he tried to do a solo counterattack
He could've just worked with Cararat to close the 20s gap to Yates instead of wheelsucking him (and Gee for some time as well) the whole ride up Finestre.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.14235 del
>>14233
he didn't have to attack Carapaz, just do work on the front and swap turns


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.14236 del
>>14234
I legitimately don't think he could. He made one pull up the Finestre and they lost a lot of time to Yates


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.14237 del
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>>14235
>Does work on the front with Carapaz refusing to take pulls
>Gap to Yates moves minimally
>Carapaz drops him on Sestriere and takes 2nd in GC


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.14238 del
>>14233
he didn't ride defensively, he immediately started riding for second as soon as Yates went away


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.14239 del
>>14238
yes well by defensively, I mean riding to defend 2nd place


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.14240 del
>>14239
2nd might as well be 3rd — it's mind-numbing that he would be more worried about coming second to Carapaz than second to Yates


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.14241 del
>>14237
but he had 40 seconds on cararat, it didn't look like he would crack that hard


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.14242 del
Who thought Langelotti would be the biggest star at Ineos


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.14243 del
>see thru bibs


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.14244 del
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and you could have it all
<my empire of dirt


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.14245 del
>Definitely a good ride by Wout, but imagine if Chan Uytebroeckx had been there too. It would have been a wonderful day for Visma.

HLN comments is not a real place


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.14246 del
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>>14245
my man chan uytebroeckx
he'll make it big


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.14247 del
I don't think HORNER is still alive to be honest


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.14248 del
>>14247
the knuckleheads finally got to him, RIP


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.14249 del
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LABrats win the Giro
LABrats win the Tour
LABrats win the Vuelta

What a grim year for UAE


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.14250 del
>>14249
Can you schizo stay on 4cyc?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.14251 del
>>14250
No can do, sorry


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.14252 del
>>14249
which rider wins the vuelta?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.14253 del
>>14252
Jonas

I meant to attach the Visma hopium rat but I somehow lost it


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.14254 del
>>14253
pog v vingo in the tour
and then pog v vingo 2 electric boogaloo in the vuelta
imagine that


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.14255 del
>>14254
Would be great fun.

In other news:
Why aren't the Chinese cornering the tyre market by the way? I can get perfectly fine TPU tubes for peanuts but I still have to paypig if I want a reasonable fast tyre. Any hidden gems I'm missing?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.14256 del
>>14255
>TPU tubes for peanuts
Where?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.14257 del
82 km to go
1. Cameron Jones (N-Ze) 6h21'24"
2. Simon Pellaud (Zwi) zt
3. Joris Nieuwenhuis (Ned) +8'55"
4. Ian Boswell (US) "
5. Torbjorn Roed (Noo) "
6. Andrew L'Esperance (Can) "
7. Brendan Johnston (Aus) "
8. Paul Voss (Ger) + 9'20"
9. Mads Wurtz Schmidt (Den) "
10. Adne Koster (Ned) +11'36"

Belgians:
12. Greg Van Avermaet +11'36"
13. Daan Soete "
19. Jordy Bouts "

Nieuwenhuis lmao


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.14258 del
>>14257
>GvA
now that was runner


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.14259 del
>>14256
RideNow, same price as Schwalbe Butyl, sometimes even less if you have Aliexpress coupons


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.14260 del
>>14259
Cheers


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.14261 del
>>14257
I remember pellaud, doesn't he ride for some chinese team now


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.14262 del
>>14261
He's here with TUDOR I think


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.14263 del
>>14262
huh, any chance he's just wearing the kit because it's good stuff?
he rides for li ning star according to PCS


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.14264 del
>>14263
Doesn't look like it


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.14265 del
kinda funny the gravel scene gets so dominated by guys like pellaud, postlburger and sinkeldam


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.14266 del
>>14257
Jorischads, where we at


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.14267 del
why are there so many fat guys or girls (?) on the course?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.14268 del
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>>14267
>Grabbel race in America
What else did you expect, French twinks?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.14269 del
>>14268
is it free to enter for anyone?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.14270 del
>>14269
gotta pay for it, its a grand fondo. Probably limited amount of entries idk


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.14271 del
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>>14269
forgot the picture


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.14272 del
>>14271
Honestly, not that expensive


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.14273 del
>>14272
dont see why it would be more expensive, theres just a couple aid station and the roads are public, not closed


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.14274 del
Tell me which bartapes to buy berts I have no idea what to do on my gravel machine


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.14275 del
>>14271
I hope the big guys sign a waiver


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.14276 del
>>14275
well theres a pro category as well or something like that, this lifetime grandprix is a race league of sorts and the pros likely get a license


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.14277 del
>>14271
XL? What about XXL?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.14278 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.14279 del
>>14277
What about all-you-can-ride buffet? Open ended cycling fun


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.14280 del
Illegal sir


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.14281 del
>Ian Boswell
>incredible career at the WT
humm, no?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.14282 del
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>>14281
Ian who? What?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.14283 del
>>14282
I know him because he was living in Nice when I was there and saw him quite a few time around. Bottle carrier at INEOS I think


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.14284 del
damn it just started hailing really hard over here
it's like 25 degrees


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.14285 del
are there any other riders besides memco that just to be a football player?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.14286 del
>>14285
It's a strange move tbqh, much more money to be made in footy


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.14287 del
>>14286
Anderlecht ditched him for being too slow and the prospect of playing for Mechelen didn't appeal to memco.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.14288 del
so about Ineos. in the end it was absolutely retarded what they did this Giro. hopefully they try the exact same plan at the Tour again for some extra excitement.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.14289 del
>>14287
But imagine the diesel. A modern day Gaizka MENDIETA with that hairdo as a youngling.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.14290 del
>>14288
what do you mean they took out half the competition with one crash, they should have done it again


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.14291 del
>>14210
Well it’s a team sport


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.14292 del
poor max poole fighting for those UCI points, meanwhile aaron gate is on the verge of earning another 200 by placing one well timed attack in a french kermiskoers


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.14293 del
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Wow, wow, wow...what a day of racing! And what a day for another SENSATIONAL /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

This bottle I actually opened yesterday on the Valle D'Aosta stage after getting home late from the /cyc/ office ~830pm (deep into les Heures des Burgers/. Valle d'Aosta is Italy's smallest and least populated region. This is an Alpine region bordering France and Switzerland, and it grows a diverse mix of different grapes, some popular elsewhere, some essentially unique to the tiny region. This wine is made from a funny little grape called Cornalin (not to be confused with Cornalin du Valais, which amusingly enough probably originated in Valle d'Aosta). This was grown in the south-facing, steeply-sloped Rovettaz vineyard, a tiny half hectare perched about the village of Quart.

Grosjean Cornalin Vigne Rovettaz 2022 ($32)

Pours a dark purple. The nose is beautiful -- blackberry bramble, slightly underripe cherry, wild herbs. The palate has a lift and transparency that brings some elegance to the wild fruit and herb. Finish is a tad bitter. Lovely acidity and rustic tannins. Needs a bit more time in bottle, but very fine.

This is our sixth wine of the Giro and we conclude tomorrow with a very special bottle. What a great GT we have had.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.14294 del
>>14293
>wine post appeared here first
santé en bedaankt


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.14295 del
too bad you have to celebrate tomorrow with an English wine. it's actually thing these days, I read an article and it's not even supposed to be bad.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.14296 del
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>>14295
I'm sorry, has tomorrow's stage been moved from Italy to England?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.14297 del
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>english wine


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.14298 del
>>14296
an the pope is a burger. unbelievable.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.14299 del
does english wine even exist


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.14300 del
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>>14297
>>14299
Apparently the sparkling is not bad. I have never had it.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.14301 del
there's paywall bypass to read this article. but I made a pdf if you really need to know about English wine.
as we know uploading pdfs on imageboard is totally safe and won't be used to hack into them.
https://www.ft.com/content/f81b74c2-4e56-4df5-95ff-12a61d282884


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.14302 del
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>english wine


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.14303 del
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why are we discussing English wine instead of the very fine Italian wines I have been sharing

Also any guesses for tomorrow?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.14304 del
>>14300
>>14301
Wouldn't fill the tank of my toilet with it.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.14305 del
>>14303
my money is on groves


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.14306 del
>>14303
I guess you went to the nearby catholic church and took their blessed bottle that symbolises the blood of Christ to celebrate the Giro passing the first time in history through the Vatican state.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.14307 del
>>14303
for reasons Olav KOOIJ is the favorite


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.14308 del
>>14293
>grosjean
also lovely sounding wine, bert


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.14309 del
>>14308
To be honest, the name is what made me pick this wine.

Also it's a Rosenthal-imported wine. I basically love everything I've ever had from him, tends to be extremely balanced biodynamic/organic stuff from France and Italy.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.14310 del
why does chris horner's son look like puck pieterse?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.14311 del
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>>14310
show him


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.14312 del


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.14313 del
>>14312
what the heck
I see it


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.14314 del
>>14312
cannot WAIT for the Chesterfield


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.14315 del
>>14312
no doubt it's his though
even the hairline is already retreating


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.14316 del
>>14315
>inherit your father's bottom percentile hair genetics but not his GT-winning aerobic genetics
id be pissed


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.14317 del
>>14316
he still has time, old horner didn't win a grand tour before 40.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.14318 del
Intermarche have one top10 this giro, which was Busatto on stage one. they've done literally nothing the rest of the race. most memorable thing from them this giro was meinkees deciding he was a flat rouleur


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.14319 del
>>14318
where did top-10 TdF Lewis Monkeys go


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.14320 del
>>14318
Arkéa got their 2nd today and FDJ their 3rd. Some WT teams are absolutely miserable when they're missing the few good riders they have. Proconti teams are much better at farming top 10s with low resources.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.14321 del
if girmay shits the bed [a likely scenario] they could have a stinker of a TDF this year


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.14322 del
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Sadly, in the end Carapaz wasn't capaz.. I'm sad that he didn't get the win, since he'll most likely never get a better chance to win a GT again. But it was great seeing him back at such a consistent level.
What a lovely rider, always a blessing for every GT he races.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.14323 del
ok, waited long enough to open the wielrennen page of hln. so many moral victories for wout.


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.14324 del
>>14322
better at least that an even older rider won, Del Stier will have plenty of chances

maybe Carapaz can get his Vuelta next year


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.14325 del
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On my way home. The car started rattling really bad so I pulled over somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Switzerland. I checked under the hood and something seems to have completely broken off. But I think it is just something to hold some air exhaust thing in place, nothing vital. I put it back in place a bit, SURELY it will be fine


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.14326 del
>>14325
enjoying the thunderstorms outside?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.14327 del
>>14325
i hope you dont take this same approach with your trains


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.14328 del
>>14325
it'll be fine


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.14329 del
>>14326
No thunderstorm at all, I am walking around a bit in my t-shirt. It is warm


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.14330 del
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>>14327
Actually I do


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.14331 del
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>>14328
Only 9 hours left to go, basically nothing


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.14332 del
>>14331
what better way to test your car than on a German Autobahn without tempo limit?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.14333 del
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How will we know if he doesn't make it?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.14334 del
>>14333
surely there will be headlines about the fate of a notorious Dutch train driver


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.14335 del
can you chute in a car?


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.14336 del
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>>14331
You can make a pit stop at my place, I will take a look at your car
free of charge


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.14337 del
bertaczek would pay you for the honor of repairing your car


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.14338 del
Apparently I got Ayuso'd today judging by the skin colour


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.14339 del
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>>14338
what did he mean by this


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.14340 del
>>14338
killer bees with a second victoire today


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.14341 del
Quite grey outside but the forecast say it'll get better soon. Hopefully I don't kek kwabbeb


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.14342 del
Literally every team in 23rd
Trophée Centre Morbihan has some silly zoomer name on it.

>Luis David MATIZ
>Xavi MESTRE
>Elliot SPEEDIE
>Jacopo VENDRAMIN
>Lorenzo CAMPAGNOLO
>Nafiz Ege KARAGOL
>Zane SALZWEDEL
>Nikodem GWÓŻDŻ
>João ANUNCIAÇÃO
>Matei PARIS
>Julian LE HER
>Adrien SAGE
>Alexandre SILLE
>Maxime MORTIER
>Malo SUIRE
>Nicolas DEJOUR


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.14343 del
>>14342
>Nicolas DEJOUR
his brother Frances sponsors a WT team. talk about nepotism


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.14344 del
just bee urself


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.14345 del
wout villain ark unfolding


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.14346 del
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Alright, I am BACK. My car and I are still in one piece somehow. Well, except for that piece that broke off of course. I will be hearing that GOD DAMN rattling sound in my dreams.
>>14336
I did not go through Malawi


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.14347 del
>>14345
FUCK W*ut


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.14348 del
so now that Europeans started to take that gr*vel thing seriously they mog the burgers at their own strade bianche thing.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.14349 del
>>14348
talks are underway to convince LAMPERTI to stay domestic and allow us to maintain our integrity.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.14350 del
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electrician > fish factory worker


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.14351 del
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>>14346
Stop posting and go to sleep.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.14352 del
ZOIDL vs. STÜSSI
The final countdown
Stream starts in an hour


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.14353 del
let me guess, oberösterreich is called horny rakousy across the Böhmerwald?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.14354 del
>>14353
Yes, well


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.14355 del
(14.93 KB 320x320 smiech01.jpg)


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.14356 del


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.14357 del
We live in Horny Austria with International Round Fart


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.14358 del
Those random bikes on the Schade


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.14359 del
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we live in Stavanger


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.14360 del


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.14361 del
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28.7km to go in Oberösterreich


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.14362 del
Bros I'm starting to lose faith in the Kristoff 100 victories project.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.14363 del
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spitze casually overtaking some hobbyist sunday rider lol


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.14364 del
>Aaron.docx
please don't use proprietary Microsoft format riders


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.14365 del
Kaiserlich und koniglich, home ...


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.14366 del
kek petrolike rider missing the turn


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.14367 del
How was your ride bert? Started humid and foggy and ended humid and HOT. Nice roads though


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.14368 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.14369 del
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as rusbert always says: Read the fucking man page road book


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.14370 del


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.14371 del
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austrians can't be arsed to builid compact towns to preserve more country side and agricultural land


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.14372 del
Oh I also got stung by a bee. Never again am I buying an helmet without a net


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.14373 del
>>14370
just from looking at the picture I can hear the crickets chirping


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.14374 del
why are you all getting Ayuso'd? is this some revenge of the killerbees stuff going around?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.14375 del
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now look at the Austrian /cyc/ villa


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.14376 del
>>14373
They're actually still sleeping


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.14377 del
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>>14372
Happened to me too, I looked like a neanderthal for a week.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.14378 del
I don't speak German but I swear I am hearing the accent differences.
Austrians speak like they have something hot in their mouth comparing to some nieder Germans.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.14379 del
Guess the ethnicity:
Balint FELDHOFFER


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.14380 del
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>>14378
>from horny silesia
>not fluent in german
herr hitler died for this


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.14381 del
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>>14380
Mein Fuhrer..


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.14382 del
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here we go


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.14383 del
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budweis is in oberösterreich?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.14384 del
stüssi better wins this. I need rusbert to apologize.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.14385 del
HOBBS wins in France and Czechia. yes, cycling needs yet another pair of brothers from England.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.14386 del
>>14383
only honorarily


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.14387 del
RAVASI smoking the pedalton, ZOIDL about to go pas normale


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.14388 del
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ZOIDL giving STÜSSI the look


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.14389 del
>>14383
Neither is Passau. Back then the race went through three countries, but I guess the Germans and Czechs weren't too into it, so now it's just Oberösterreich.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.14390 del
My Buchinsky.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.14391 del
BUDZINSKI going backwards
ZOIDL in difficulty


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.14392 del
STÜSSI DROPPED


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.14393 del
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stüssi laché


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.14394 del
>>14393
Jannis PETER stole his blood bag


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.14395 del
.docx crashed


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.14396 del
DOCKX going backwards, total explosion
Jannis PETER brutal attaque
Petrolike dopeur is on his wheel


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.14397 del
cadena being a rat and just wheelsucks


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.14398 del
ZOIDL coming back
STÜSSI might as well
but .docx probably gonna dnf and retire


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.14399 del
Hornyaustrian RAI shitting the bed


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.14400 del
Stop pacing and just attack


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.14401 del
gifted stage win meh


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.14402 del
Had to sprint for an explosive shit but glad I have missed nothing.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.14403 del
What a shitshow
STÜSSI and ZOIDL exposed as frauds


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.14404 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.14405 del
Jannis PETER wins


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.14406 del
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>wins a GC with a flat tire
obvious dopage


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.14407 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.14408 del
Absolute zero decency from mexicants worldwide


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.14409 del
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here's the blood haribo bag for doapge


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.14410 del
Mexico is the most suspicious country now by FAR. Slovenians are choirboys. Where is the decency


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.14411 del
Oh yeah I had a Spanish flag at home, I already forgot


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.14412 del
>>14410
Latin america in general I think it's a safe bet to say that they all dope/doped


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.14413 del
>>14412
Except Superman. We need him BACK


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.14414 del
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squeak


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.14415 del
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paris is smol and can't compete with Berlin, Madrid and Rome


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.14416 del
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couldn't find a pink helmet for wout
sad!


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ah come on, gesink isn't an active rider anymore


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>


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.14420 del
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cararat would never


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.14421 del
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speaking of the rat
at the back of the peloton to shame him


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.14422 del
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MWW


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.14423 del
>Rafał Majka, after ending his career, is not interested in staying involved in professional cycling at a serious level. He mentioned in an interview with Tomasz Marczyński that he sees his future more likely as the owner of a cycling café, where people can talk about the sport
very comfy


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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.14425 del
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circus maximus to the left
romans invented turn left


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.14426 del
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waar the other yatesi?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.14427 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.14428 del
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memco lifting his bike in front of the coliseum when?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.14429 del
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holy moly


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.14430 del
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who invited the devil?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.14431 del
BURGER POPE


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.14432 del
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ynr gaudu


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.14433 del
>>14432
literally who?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.14434 del
kristoff better wins this


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.14435 del
Brennan


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.14436 del
we live in Vatican state


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.14437 del
>>14432
i absolutely don't


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.14438 del
didn't get it


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.14439 del
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holy cow


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.14440 del
KRISTOFF kwaked and relegated


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.14441 del
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plot twist, burger pope in pink


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.14442 del
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bad karma shall come over brennan for stealing the victory from kristoff


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.14443 del
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blessed are the riders that made it to stage 21.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.14444 del
would be pretty funny if they did a similar thing in UAE tour


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.14445 del
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>>14444
yeah, we already said that the Saudi tour should do a Medina to Meccah stage.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.14446 del
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nairoman gets a private audience with the pope


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.14447 del
>>14420
>>14421
The only one who rode like a rat yesterday was del Toro


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.14448 del
>>14447
that's right


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.14449 del
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that's an actual piece of the Berlin wall lol


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.14450 del
>>14447
del torro glazing is ridiculous
saw retards even praise him for le ebin finish line sprint yesterday


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.14451 del
>>14449
they sent chunks all over the world innit


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.14452 del
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nice sightseeing ride through the vatican gardens


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.14453 del
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>private railway station of the Pope
tismbert jealous


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.14454 del
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>slurp
Is there a speed limit in the Vatican?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.14455 del
>Giro
1-2-3-4
>Tour
3-KOM
>Vuelta
2-4-KOM

really not bad


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.14456 del
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habibi allah smiles upon the yatesi brothers


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.14457 del
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I don't want to know how they managed to build this way too wide road under the historical Roman mur


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.14458 del
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>
pidkek getting mogged by a vespa


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.14459 del
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>


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.14460 del
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achooso ayuda mi


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.14461 del
ATTAQUE


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.14462 del
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what did mads mean by this?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.14463 del
Danish piss break


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.14464 del
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no honoré those Danes


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.14465 del
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haha benis


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.14466 del
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PCS AI doesn't know he retires today


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.14467 del
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>


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.14468 del
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>do it for your kids
makes me hate pissma for this


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.14469 del
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imagine losing the Vuelta to Chris Horner


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.14470 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.14471 del
>>14467
this was a Yatesi victory, not a Visma one


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.14472 del
another 200 UCI points farmed astana bros


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.14473 del
>>14471
it was a moral victory for wout


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.14474 del
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>>14472
that's pure greed at this point. doesn't hurt to clean the world tour of squeaker teams. FDJ and AG2R are enough.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.14475 del
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well, here's your template


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.14476 del
Seán is really peeved about Del Toro not trying


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.14477 del
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buy trek


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.14479 del
>>14478
well done, saved


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.14480 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.14481 del
>>14480
so many unclean riders


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.14482 del
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hall of fame


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.14483 del
>>14482
sad final GT for one Roman Barday


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.14484 del
>>14483
hopefully they'll have a bardet bend in the dauphiné like they had a pinot bend


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.14485 del
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good bye bird song
kris frum could never


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.14486 del
>>14485
>israel frees both the wage of froome and fuglsang this year
massive spending spree incoming, get your frauds ready


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.14487 del


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.14488 del
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jesus christ, wout still has the photo of himself form the masked singer on his handlebar


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.14489 del
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attaque sheik


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.14490 del
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>


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.14492 del
Vuelta:
1. Pog
2. Carapaz
3. Vinegar


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.14493 del
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I hate Italian beaches


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.14494 del
>>14492
carapils is doing the tour


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.14495 del
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>>14493
jesus christ

come to america


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.14496 del
>>14493
ahh the rat race to the chairs, I remember those family vacations


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.14497 del
>>14493
Not a huge fan of beaches in general but the italians one are a bit souless indeed


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.14498 del
>>14494
oh yeah, change that to Tour


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.14499 del
Anyone But Kooij


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.14500 del
Their beef with Vaugthers has been going on for a good decade at that point


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.14501 del
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ratos being ratos


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.14502 del
>>14499
are other pure sprinters left? guess Groves but he isn’t kooij tier on flat


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.14503 del
>>14493
it’s criminal what italy did with it’s coast


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.14504 del
>>14502
will kooij sprint? gesink's wife died so I kinda assumed they would cross the line hand in hand


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.14506 del
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This fucking guy.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.14507 del
>>14500
>>14501
What is all this anti-Carapaz slander? In that post he is just congratulating Yates, no ratish remarks at all. And what mistake does Bruyneel think that Carapaz made? Trying to win the race by attacking del Toro? Ridiculous.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.14508 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.14509 del
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2025 AD and they are still trying to build that metro line


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.14510 del
>primoz chutes too often
I think Suisse tv is onto something


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.14511 del
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ynr pope franziskus


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.14512 del
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red bull hates israel, this is the message that I'm getting


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.14513 del
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nice tits second rate Italian Küng


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.14514 del
who won the super combatif?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.14515 del
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czerny squeaking about dropping the bidon


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.14516 del
>>14514
before looking it up I assume they give it to Scaroni.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.14517 del
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big Czech attaque


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.14518 del
>>14515
jesus christ I'm 3 minutes behind or some shit


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.14519 del
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please watch the Gladiator movie


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.14520 del
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big brain break everyone wasting their energy separately instead of working together


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.14521 del
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>>14367
went for a camping trip over the weekend to a mountain lake, just finished watching yesterdays stage. fuck UAE kek


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.14522 del
I've seen enough, Bardet will win the Dolphin. memco, jonas and pogi will neutralize each other.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.14523 del
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that smooth pedaling of czerny


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.14524 del
how the hell did belgium junior NC's manage to finish with a 67 man group. never seen such a large group at junior level


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.14525 del
>>14524
>De Keersmaeker»R.EV Cycling Academy U19
remco kid won huh


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.14526 del
>>14521
Nice one. Back in Tyrol?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.14527 del
>>14525
beating /cyc/ representative WISE BERTELS no less


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.14528 del
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lame
fads was trapped


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.14529 del
lame


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.14530 del
LAMPERTI has shown up.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.14531 del
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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.14532 del
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fanta is for winners only


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.14533 del
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top 10


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.14534 del
>>14531
>everyone in the crowd reaching out to film the finish on their phone
i am become boomer


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.14535 del
where can i bet on the odds for wout being on the front page of hln ahead of yates and kooij


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.14536 del
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lazy italian waited the whole day to engrave the name


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.14537 del
They guy winning in Moravia looks like somebody took 10 runners and mixed the together


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.14538 del
>>14534
I was gonna post this on yesterday's stage


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.14539 del
I wonder if we'll see aular do anything for the rest of the year


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.14540 del
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final GC


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.14541 del
>>14539
he will show up in the late season italian hirschi farming races unless movistar take him to the vuelta for some reason


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.14542 del
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>>14537
least retarded sports journalist


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.14543 del
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cheers


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.14544 del
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the Albanian girls looked better


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.14545 del
>>14543
drinking beers on plugge's watch
someone is getting whipped


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.14546 del
>>14544
Lana del rey but even more bogged good lord


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.14547 del
>>14545
sheik doesn't care about getting whipped and kooji is on the run to AG2R


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.14548 del
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>gamershart


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.14549 del
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PLUGGE THEY ARE DRINKING AGAIN, DON'T LET MADIOT SEE THIS


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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.14551 del
>>14549
reminder that KUSS drank the whole bottle and turned into a fraud


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.14552 del
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>>14549
never (take a) pull


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I've seen enough, elite will be the captain next year again.


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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.14555 del
>>14551
Apple flavored instead of kiwi, many made this mistake


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that soyboi next to mads


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.14557 del
they dropped the Avec Zwift? finally


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.14558 del
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mads won


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spits at the Mexican flag


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.14560 del
while polebert is computing the final velogame results, it's time to think about the Dauphiné team. who to even pick? jonas and pogi and a bunch of 4 pointers?


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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.14562 del
>>14560
Fishboy is not even gonna podium


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.14563 del
>>14560
Pogi Jorgenson Lipowitz of course


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.14564 del
God, I hate Visma


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.14565 del
>>14560
the profiles are super lame, frenchbert wasn't lying
pogacar and all punchers/sprinters


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.14566 del
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ok 7.5/10 Giro, not bad.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.14567 del
>>14559
I love him


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.14568 del
>>14566
the white man marches on


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.14569 del
>>14562
after glancing at the profile once i think this is wrong. 17k 7% finish is hard enough for the fish


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.14570 del
>>14560
SEIXAS


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.14573 del
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Results. >>14571 >>14572


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.14574 del
>>14560
Lipo should be dirt cheap in that startlist and he'll top 5 at worst


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.14575 del
>>14573
elite top 10 finish in a grand tour. also wout hater winning thanks to wout lol


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.14576 del
>>14573
What a disaster, though at least the results were also not great in general


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.14577 del
>>14573
interested to see the /cyc/ championship after this


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.14578 del
>>14573
happy with 5th, should have done GEE instead of STORER


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.14579 del
>>14577
mapeibert leads, Lennergy bert blasts into top 10. All in all not a whole lot will happen because there is like 2000 points between me (bottom 10) and top 10. Standard deviation has to be around just a thousand.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.14580 del
>>14579
patje's angels should still be in first


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.14581 del
>>14580
Ah, looked at the wrong flag.
But you're now under a 1000 points away.


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>>14573
<just


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.14583 del
>>14582
>ullebert performs a ceremonial sudoku the whole race because how shit his team is
>he is a mere 800 worse than me
Not a good zheero, not at all.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.14584 del
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>>14581
moral victory secured


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.14585 del
>>14573
How am I not last


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.14586 del
correct me if I'm wrong, but the best possible team was only 96 velobucks


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.14587 del
>>14586
probably right with all the deaths


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>>14583
It all started with Landismo and got worse every week.
Well, back to superclasico.


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Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.14590 del
>>14586
best possible team must've been some proper troll show with all the high profile DNFs


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.14591 del
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I seem to have fallen asleep a little bit for three hours and missed everything.
>>14573
Oh wait I think I am still asleep, this must be a nightmare


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.14592 del
>>14586
>>14587
>>14590
only 92 in fact:
All-Rounders:
>Del Toro: 10/2742
>Gee: 12/1252
Climbers:
>Carapaz: 12/1978
>S. Yates: 12/1795
Sprinter:
>Pedersen: 14/2106
Unclassed:
>Scaroni: 8/830
>Pidcock: 10/811
>Prodhomme: 6/787
Wildcard:
>Caruso [climber]: 8/1319
works out to 13620 total points. interesting that Caruso was the ideal wildcard pick.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.14593 del
>>14586
I think it's 94
Del Toro - 10 - 2742
Gee - 12 - 1252
Carapaz - 12 - 1978
Yates - 12 - 1795
Pedersen - 14 - 2106
Pidcock - 10 - 811
Scaroni - 8 - 830
Prodhomme - 6 - 787
Caruso - 8 - 1319

92 total
13620 points total


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.14594 del
To think i picked yates just because i don't like landa and i figured that literally everybody else would have storer so having something else, anything would be better.
And i saw an interview on youtube with like 600 views where he said he was feeling better and better and was like "ok then"


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.14595 del
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>>14592
>>14593
guy in first is ridiculously close, almost unbelievable


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.14596 del
>>14592
>>14593
wild, I must have just added wrong

Caruso is crazy, what a dog


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.14597 del
>>14595
before this giro i would call this a retarded team. it still is.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.14598 del
having some fun thinking what would be the best worst-looking team at the start of the giro:
All-Rounders:
>McNulty: 8/1118
>Del Toro: 10/2742
Climbers:
>Caruso: 8/1319
>Pelizzari: 8/942
Sprinter:
>Aular 6/864
Unclassed:
>Prodhomme: 6/787
>Verona: 6/574
>Hoole: 6/573
Wildcard:
>Gee: 12/1252
this team would've won /cyc/ btw. 10171 points with 70 coins


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.14599 del
>>14595
yep dude basically picked crap and won by random chance
gg eat shit overanalyzers, can't beat random chance


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.14600 del
>>14595
if only he had been a /rochas/ believer, what a fool


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.14601 del
Just back from my first BIG ride of the season. A bit overcast but great day in the saddle.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.14602 del
>>14601
those are some rampas inhumanas


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.14603 del
>>14601
looks like a cagie territory


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>>14602
Most of the climbs were relatively steady 6-8 percent, but a few short stretches of steep ramps.

I'm thinking of climbing Whiteface Mountain later this year and that's 12.8 km @ 8.4% but with a couple kilometers averaging 11% or more so really want to get my climbing legs underneath me


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.14605 del
>>14604
good egg count, good ride


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.14606 del
>>14604
>whiteface
that is on my list as well. have you done the mythical GREYLOCK or ASCUTNEY in new england?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.14607 del
>>14601
solid ride


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.14608 del
>>14601
>>14604
very cool, good eggs
I got fucking annihilated by heavy rain, hail and thunderstorm on my final 20k today, just for context cars were driving <20 kph the visibility was that bad. Had to wait it out for like 45 min at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere (very comfy) but my garmin didn't make it. It's dead so we will never know how many eggs I scored.
In other news the supposedly bad performance of r*m brake carbon wheels in rain is greatly exaggerated. At least mine work just fine almost no difference to dry conditions


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.14609 del
>>14604
Whiteface?? That sounds RACIST. What if it was called Blackface, would that be allowed?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.14610 del
>>14606
No, never. Biggest climb I've done in US is Bear Mountain which is like 450 meters. I've done some bigger European climbs but nothing really at the level of Whiteface.

Bertina and I go to Lake Placid every Labor Day and this year we are turning it into a week long vacation with both our families so I'll have plenty of time to fit in a big ride.

>>14609
>The white rock, and presence of rime ice at the summit for ten months of the year, are inspirations for the contemporary name of Whiteface, and likely also for indigenous names, including the Algonquin name Wa-ho-par-te-nie, which has been translated as "it is white", and the Mohawk name Thei-a-no-gu-en, which has been translated as "white head".

ACK CHU ALLY


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.14611 del
>>14601
Wew, did you ride through a crevasse?


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.14612 del
>>14611
One of my favorite climbs in the area -- the approach road to the base was closed for some running race. So I rode to the top, rode down and rode back up.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.14613 del
>>14610
would recommend greylock and the surrounding area, the monroe area has some great views and rampas. the pain of cycling in the northeast is that the climbs are so few in far between so you have to cage to them in the first place, and so many are private toll roads for cagies only. a truly free nation would allow me to die descending at 60 mph down mt washington


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.14614 del
>The mountain is notorious for its erratic weather. On the afternoon of April 12, 1934, the Mount Washington Observatory recorded a windspeed of 231 miles per hour (372 km/h) at the summit, the world record from 1934 until 1996. Mount Washington still holds the record for highest measured wind speed not associated with a tornado or tropical cyclone.
ventoux could never


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.14615 del
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Well we have ridden 3,443 kilometers to arrive at the finish of the Giro d'Italia. It has truly been a sensational Grand Tour, grand in every sense of the word. And we will conclude the Giro with our final bottle of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ for this race.

I have decided for the final stage of each grand tour to choose a bottle from that country not limited by the race parcours. A bottle that represents that greatness of that country's viniculture.

Today's bottle is from the legendary appellation of Barolo in Piedmonte. This is Nebbiolo, one of the great wines of the world, capable of truly ethereal expression. Nebbiolo is one of the more unique varieties -- its color is light and body lithe. The nose is floral. You expect something soft and delicate. Then, you taste it. A young Barolo hits you with a sledgehammer of tannins, drying your mouth and fusing your tongue to your palate. Then the acid builds, and your tongue is released by the searing acidity. A mature Barolo is one of the great pleasures of life -- all those sharp edges and rounded and blended into something that is nuanced but also profound, with an incomparable mouthfeel.

Barolo also has a bit of drama regarding how it is aged. Traditionally, it is aged in botti, gigantic barrels of sometimes tens of thousands of liters. These were passed down from generation to generation and fill traditional Piedmontese wineries. A modern style dispenses with botti - sometimes the next generation of winemakers took chainsaws to their family's botti to make space for 225-liter barriques. The injection of oak into the wine tamed the rawness of young Barolo, and there are many Barolo made today that are drinkable within only a few years, instead of the decades required for traditionally made Barolo.

This is Elio Grasso, a legendary traditional Barolo winemaker.

Elio Grasso Barolo Gavarini Chiniera 2006 ($170).

Decanted. Even when decanting, the fumes of this thing filled my kitchen. The nose is heaven - roses, whiff of tar, leather, raspberry, blood. It is so deeply perfumed. The palate follows - the initial tannin attack fades to fruit, light Basalmic vinegar, and the other secondary flavors. The acid lingers. It is both fresh and deep. It is like a male ballet dancer - muscular but agile.

I love Barolo and this is a great expression. Could take another 10 years in the bottle, but drinking wonderfully now.

Ciao, Italia. We have an interesting mix of races and wines to look forward to ahead of our next GT in July.


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>>14615
ciao ciao


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.14617 del
>>14222
I have two of those too bad my highest placed GC guy is piganzoli, I lost 8 positions after the GC points were in


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.14618 del
>>14615
The wine coloring on the cork looks great.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.14619 del
Veloman switched a few things up, scrape comes out blank, don't think I will be up with the GC update today, have to go to sleep to catch the train to log in to wagecucking tomorrow.
>>14615
Very good series Bert.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.14620 del
Ok, got it. I am a retard. The scrape will take a while.


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.14621 del
Good giro overall, just very disappointing that del toro didn't try anything at the end, very baffling


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.14622 del
>>14592
Caruso actually better points per cost ratio than S. Yates lmao


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>>14622
Caruso always has like 3 team leaders who he is supposed to work for, he does it halfassed, all the leaders drop out and he is the last one standing. Every fucking year. He is more voodoo master than Nibali ever was


Bert 06/01/2025 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.14624 del
>>14623
>halfassed
he paced for Tiberi multiple times early on, and only fully abandoned him when he ubercracked. Makes it even more impressive imho. honorary mention to now-retired fellow shaman POZZOVIVO


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.14625 del
my favorite jockey is valentin MADOUAS


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>>14625
Very good runner. I love a good squeaker.

Can't wait for one of them to win something big.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.14627 del
>>14626
he will be olympic champion when remco's ritalin prescription is retroactively revoked


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.14628 del
Got me a new president which will likely put on brakes on full globohomo implementation, even if his party is just the second side of the same coin, good servile goys with some God on their mouths.
Better some performative vetoes which would not happen if they had full power than fag marriage, niggers at everyone's doorstep and full blown censorship in a month tops.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.14629 del
>>14628
as an outside observer i always find it funny how much polish elections cohere to the former russo-german border.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.14630 del
Can't even tell if it's bait but I don't think so


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.14631 del
>>14629
>widać zabory
And it still holds true, resettled population which is barely starting to develop true, personal connection to the land where they lived for maybe 3 generations.
Easy target for prepackaged propaganda to fill in the void of belonging and direction.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.14632 del
>>14630
Wout is god, time to accept it


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.14633 del
>>14632
I kneel


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.14634 del
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>PCSman considers oceania champs a better results then a giro stage


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.14635 del
>>14634
More UCI points innit


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.14636 del
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Friend of mine did the ronde van vlaanderen


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.14637 del
>>14636
I see that he crossed into Wallonia. so this attempt is invalid.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.14638 del
>>14636
kek thats commitment. have to imagine all those constant turns must have been grating


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.14639 del
>>14636
Least autistic cyclist


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.14640 del
tour of slovenia route looks terrible. some resistant stages and one unipuerto. looks like fatty groenewegen isn't even going so we don't even get to laugh at him getting dropped by shitters.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.14641 del
>>14640
Brennanwinslol


Bert Admin 06/02/2025 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.14642 del
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Hello, Bert!
Streaming Africa Addio on June 7th, at 19:00 UTC.
It's the usual Endchan Movie Corner on the first Saturday of each month, no special occasion this time.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.14643 del
>>14642
this movie is italophobic


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.14644 del
>>14643
Curious misspell of italorealism.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.14645 del
>Another rest day at the Giro


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.14646 del
>>14645
why does rem"king" inflict the JUST-cut on himself over and over again


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.14647 del
Done with my day, it took me longer to get here.
Everyone in the office speaks Russian, my password to unlock screen is 14 chars long, I barely have an hour of work daily initially.
This is fine.


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>>14647
Where in China do they speak Russian


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.14649 del
today I realized how it feels to be Tom Dumoulin. when the pen starts to write while you are on the bike, no toilet in sight, no forests or wooden areas to relieve meself. I had to pedal home 20km while CLENCHING my ass together as hard as possible. you could put a piece of coal in there and it would've come out a pristine diamond. long story short: I made it home, but barely. how was your ride berts?


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.14650 del
Read this whole thing about Polan. I learned something today https://archive.is/uv0Ru

Surely the guy doesn't mind me stealing the article since he is self-proclaimed "leading a billion dollar business"


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.14651 del
>>14649
Just go next to the road lol


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.14652 del
>>14648
In the norf Bertxin.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.14653 del
>>14647
>barely have an hour of work daily
comfy


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.14654 del
>>14650
>moved to America in 2008 for his MBA at Stanford University, where he specialized in behavioral psychology... worked in Silicon Valley, designing and marketing products to hundreds of millions of customers in the entertainment, finance, and media industries.
I categorically refuse to acknowledge anything by this man


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.14655 del
>>14653
This is not going to last but I appreciate some acceptance of inefficiencies and not making my first week packed just because every hour HAS to be accounted for.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.14656 del
>>14636
How many km?


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.14657 del
>>14649
I had to shit in the bushes once, harrowing experience


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.14658 del
>>14656
about 223 km


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.14659 del
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>>14657
Squatting is healthier than sitting.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.14660 del
Fun fact: Despite finishing 4th on GC, GEE scored less UCI points than in the 2023 Giro when he got all those 2nd places on stages.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.14661 del
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>>14649
Churches nearly always have a toilet here (technically the cemeteries) - saved my life a few times.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.14662 del
>>14649
I dumoulined in the olive orchards once


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.14663 del
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>>14662
Is that why my olive oil is so FUCKING expensive now. Because Bert is ruining all the olives


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.14664 del
>>14650
It is ok that he mentioned that these differences are well into evening out, the main worldview dichotomy is starting to be just what it is everywhere else, cities vs countryside.

Man this new president is not my guy but the fake, gay, cringe and retarded cope and seethe from the shitlibs who just can't help themselves with all the mask off stuff is juicy, normies too have their confirmation of who the shitlibs are.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.14665 del
we live somewhere in Italy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_Yl3s7UHVk [Embed]


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.14666 del
>>14665
Testa DELLA CORSA still rides?
I thought the guy retired.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.14667 del
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>>14666
the ride never ends


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.14670 del
Not normal by GUSMEROLI


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.14671 del
>>14669
Your jerseys didn't move I think


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.14672 del
Don't think the jerseys are right but I need to go shopping before rush hour, I will check it lateur.
>>14671
Yeah.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.14673 del
>>14665
Watching this live is deep iceberg stuff


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.14674 del
>>14669
>-8
Lmao


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.14675 del
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I was not paying attention for a moment and one of the runners in the Testa has a different jersey now


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.14676 del
Brascian RAI shitting the bed


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.14677 del
>>14669
>back in top 10
Fuck me if only I didn’t forget the last superclassico day which was a stupid sprint


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.14678 del
>>14677
>post at home
Canadian
>post on phone
British

At this point is on purpose to make my blood boil


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.14679 del
Runners are going solo all over the place


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.14680 del
>>14669
>Down two positions
Not bad after a total meltdown. Went from 2nd in the Giro to 38th in one week.

I need a good TdF


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.14681 del
Testa about to be compacto again


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.14682 del
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Pietro SOLOVAGGIONE went solo at the rampa and won

>/grande/
>/grande/
>/grande/
>/grande/
>/grande/


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.14683 del
my boy pedro JUNTOCOÑO would have won


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.14684 del
Time to fix those god damned d*sc brakes once and for all


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.14685 del
>>14684
whats Bertaček's FINAL solution to the d*sc brake question?


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.14687 del
>>14685
Buying an Origine rim brake
But in all seriousness, I think I made a mistake. I was doing the usual tactic of loosening the break caliper and pushing the break lever. But I also gaped the break pads apart too much and then pressed the lever, so that might have been mistake.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.14688 del
Goodbye Cofidis. Let's see what Uno-X can do to threaten PostNL and Wanty. Especially Wanty is absolute GARBAGE right now


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.14689 del
>>14685
he finna brake on da rim
too bad he only sees the light as its almost too late and any rim brake related bike stuff will be gone soon
>>14684
in all seriousness you may want to look into 12s shimano brake calipers, I myself had those and I had few issues with db while people I know who are on 11s stuff had issues often just like you so the 10% increase in clearance may just do it. Idk if they are compatible with 11s levers since 12s levers got some new brake related features


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.14691 del
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Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.14692 del
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what did he mean by this


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.14693 del
>>14688
wanty should fuse with lotto


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.14694 del
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>>14691
ACKtually I did win a Vuelta in the /cyc/ league. 2020, it may be the first time we played. I remember it well, my secret pick was GROSSSCHARTNER. But it is probably not easy to find anymore


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.14695 del
>>14692
your entire drivetrain goes bye bye tee hee


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.14696 del
>>14693
That is actually a good idea. You can throw out 50% of those teams and you wouldn't even notice


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.14697 del
>>14695
But I checked it a month ago and it was barely any bad
Surely my MASSIVE watts didnt do it in just a month


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.14698 del
>>14692
do you ever take care of your stuff my man?


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.14699 del
>>14697
it goes from .5 to .75 real fast from my experience but 1 month from <.5 to over .75 is fast wear unless you rode like 1500+ km


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.14700 del
>>14694
Hey the wayback machine has my team. But not the league standings. It was a good team! Man if only I didn't get SCREWED by Mohoric. And Van Wilder was DNF on day 1.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201124203624/https://www.velogames.com/spain/2020/teamroster.php?tid=12dd2a34b7430dd37f140b0815a2b618e4cM


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.14701 del
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Ah the first time we played was 2019. I had PADUN then. But I don't have the rankings from before 2022.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.14702 del
>>14701
only post covid cycling counts


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.14703 del
>Canyon's value drops 43% as bike brand makes €38m loss
I blame grug chuting on the canyon mountainbike for this.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.14704 del
So why didn't anyone tell del toro over the radio to try and close the gap to yatesi


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.14705 del
>>14704
Because 95% of people involved in cycling are retarded, Bert


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.14706 del
The other 5% (Dumoulin, Arensgod) didn't make it


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.14707 del
>>14704
the question nobody has an answer for


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.14708 del
>>14704
no matter what he was being told on the radio, he didn't even TRY

maybe Carapaz could have done two much bigger attacks instead of four smaller ones and been able to drop Del Toro (with or without Yates), but that's easy to say in hindsight -- Del Toro doesn't have that kind of excuse, it was obvious in real-time


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.14709 del
>>14705
>>14707
I watched an interview with Baldato where he says they told him to worry about yates too at some point, but only once without insisting at all
so they just let it happen, they let del toro ride the way he wanted


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.14710 del
alain philippe evading the stacked start list of Dolphin and going to the country of Tudor watches instead


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.14711 del
>Garmin Connect is currently experiencing an outage.
oh no no no
anyway, brakes seem to working fine (for now)
tomorrow the chain then


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.14712 del
>>14711
>he doesn't have a backup chain in the vaxx machine


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.14713 del
>>14711
I use a chain link. but I guess you had to prepare a fresh chain and strip it from the factory grease first before being able to (v)vax and change it.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.14714 del
>>14712
>>14713
I am not that mentally ill, I put the new chain on and then just wash it with the chain washing tool


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.14715 del
>>14704
It’s a curious story everyone suddenly pretends DS’s don’t exist and poor young del torro had to make big boy decisions himself


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.14716 del
>>14715
they said, "ah... he only has 21 years, second place is good enough"


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.14717 del
>>14715
I can't believe they spend like 10 minutes in the car watching yashidi ride away and nobody says, del toro start pulling or you lose the giro


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.14718 del


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.14719 del
>>14717
Ay*so probably hijacked the team radio and whispered through a voice changer to convince are TORO that the gap wasn't growing


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.14720 del
>>14718
balkon bros, a dangly chain is no match for Brtek...


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.14721 del
>>14719
first tom dumoulin poisoning arensman and now this...
betrayal everywhere


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.14722 del
>>14719
jokes aside, how reliable does radio work on a rampa that leads mostly through forest? on the other hand the production company (it's not RAI anymore) delivered good images from the finestre.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.14723 del
>>14720
a BIG effort, so every other effort afterwards was in fact a moral victory


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.14724 del
>>14718
Yeah, it's raining, I will go sit in rain and have wine and a few cigs, I am not doing THIS.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.14725 del


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.14726 del


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.14727 del
looking through G's early career, he was racing with the dads of today's young boys and girls
> VANSEVENANT Wim
> BACKSTEDT Magnus
> ZABEL Erik
probably others


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.14728 del
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>>14722
this is what vismoids were using in 2016, almost certainly in the VHF bands
forest shouldn't be much of an attenuating factor at those frequencies, but there could be blockage depending how far back the cars are, whether the control room is around a bend, etc.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.14729 del
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>>14727
he rode in good company


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.14730 del
>>14729
bums me out to lose these riders connecting us to the previous generations


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.14731 del
>>14730
when kristoff goes there's probably nobody left I used to look up to when I was younger
still have mancebo and sevilla riding around somewhere


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.14732 del
when I was younger I just to look up to the great runner Sepp KUSS
I still do, but I just to too


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.14733 del
>>14732
>but I just to too
poor kussbert has lost it seeing his idol fall from grace


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.14734 del
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>>14722
I read some interview recently where a current rider was like "yeah, radios are useless are big climbs with big crowds".

I guess between the riders being half blind from pain/exhaustion and the deafening sound of the crowd/helicopter/bikes/etc, they can't hear anything in their tinny little ear pieces.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.14735 del
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>>14733
Is Kussbert also the Burgerschizo?


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.14736 del
>>14731
MANCEBO won a UCI race this year and one in 1997, a TT in Navarra. A 28 year gap in victories has to be one of the biggest between two non-consecutive wins not just in cyclosport but sport in general. at least if you only count real sports not fake ones. I can't imagine how much you love cycling to be a former WT TDF contender to riding tour du SAHEL just for love of the game


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.14737 del
>>14734
im an autist but if I had to huff moto exhaust and have me ears get blown out it would cost me a noticeable amount of watts. surprised we have less superman moments in the pedalton with screaming fans


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.14738 del
>>14734
radio worked just fine in the pissma behind the scenes video


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.14739 del
enjoy the last drops of good wine. I guess you had enough of Suisse wine after Romandie, I can't blame you. but Danish wine for Copenhagen sprint? oh boy.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.14740 del
>>14739
I've done research and there is no Danish wine imported into US with any availability, will be returning to beer.

Yeah, that Swiss wine I had for Romandie was terrible but I'm sure I can source something decent.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.14741 del
>>14735
no
please pay better attention


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.14742 del
>>14738
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWooMWIBA_8 [Embed]

Basically only one statement from Simon during video while actually on the climb and he's obviously gasping for breath and doesn't know the situation at all


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.14743 del
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>>14739
Also I'm quite excited for Dauphine. Will probably have three bottles for Dauphine, 1 for Suisse, beer for Copenhagen.

The research is definitely fun. I spend much of my day at /cyc/ office with ten pages of winesearcher open, cross referencing stage maps


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.14744 del
>>14734
there were zero crowds on the section that mattered where Carapaz had reduced the gap to 7 seconds and Del Toro refused to pull to finish it off


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.14745 del
>>>14744
yes well

have you also considered that UAE is ran by Italians


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.14746 del
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>>14692
I'm convinced you live in the world of Zelda Breath of the Wild (i.e. everything breaks constantly)


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.14747 del
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Kevin SEELDRAEYERS


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.14748 del
>>14746
It might have been a year since I last changed a chain, so about 10k km
I think that's a good mileage, especially for me


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.14749 del
>>14748
10kkm is as much as I put in the last tree years and yet I still score the same watts as Big Brtek


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.14750 del
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>>14749
>riding only 3k km a year
that even legal?


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.14751 del
>>14749
I am not 250 kg thoughtbert


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.14752 del
more mountains need to be named with their final altitude like thyon 2000


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.14753 del
LMAO


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.14754 del
>>14748
I broke me leg two years ago which turned out to be a bit disruptive


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.14755 del
>>14752
>Spruce Knob 1482
nah that's lame


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.14756 del
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Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.14757 del
>>14756
I kind of get his thought process. He's trying to hook handlebars first, then tries to hook the saddle nose.

It's still really funny.


Bert 06/02/2025 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.14758 del
>>14756
>Bertaček changing break fluid.webm


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.14759 del
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THEORY: Del Toro was told by UCI to lose the Giro, or else they would get him on his blood passport. From now on his performances will be "mysteriously" weaker


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.14760 del
>>14759
they cut him a deal where he gets to keep riding if he squeals on petrolike. expecting a W52-esque situation, more news coming soon


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.14761 del
>>14759
and on what, precisely, are you basing this theory dear Bert ?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.14762 del
>>14740
Buy this one for tour de suisse (or anything this brewerie does, it's usually good)


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.14763 del
>>14750
I ride 5k per year, most of it commute.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.14764 del
>>14748
You bought a chain checker but only check every 10k km?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.14765 del
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>some random pseud on twitters climbing performance metric
>its called aSLURP


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.14766 del
>grug waterskiing
Grug really doesn't want to go to the tour de france.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.14767 del
>>14766
His season truly is from CX WC to Roubaix. Rest is just to make canyon happy


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.14768 del
Paypig sisters, no more excuses


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.14769 del
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>>14768
This is just slightly less paypiggery than the ketones, at least it is not gone after one use.

Once my first payday comes I will paypig on The Park Tool CC-4.2 Chain Checker and on The Park Tool MLP-1.2 Master Link Pliers and on The WAHOO TICKR Fit Armband Heart Rate Monitor.
Probably also a new chain.
We shall be monitoring any sale situeish of shoe covers, maybe a rain jacket.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.14770 del
>'To be honest, I was more ambitious for the Giro than what I have shown now. But with the preparation I have had, without a real altitude training camp after the Ardennes classics, I perhaps could not have expected more.' 'All the men before me had a better preparation, with fewer racing days', he also said.
> In that respect, we can expect more from Pidcock later this year in the Tour of Spain. It will also be hot then, but the Brit predicts that he will start well prepared. 'I will hopefully be able to prepare myself more specifically towards the Vuelta, with a bit of mountain biking in Andorra in the summer and at the European Championships in Melgaço (Portugal, ed.).'

Bookies already rubbing their hands


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.14771 del
>>14768
ill stick with my chinkmade magene p505 crankset.

powermeters are one of the parts of the bikemarket which my charlatan brain refuses to accept the reality of. surely it cant be that hard to measure power, why doesn't this cost 50$. no i will not listen to your explanation.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.14772 del
>>14771
The actual meter probably does cost like 50 bucks, I've bought some torque measuring cells for work and they were sub 100, can't imagine the price if you bulk buy from chinks


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.14773 del
>>14742
why can't they put someone eh on the microphone eh who can speak eh CLEAR and CONCISE eh. it grinds me gears eh how they slurr the words eh and speak in accents when they have to communicate eh through such shitty technology, eh. EH.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.14774 del
>>14773
find it funny how they use the eh as an end transmission sound. apparently 'over' is too many syllables.

what really gets me is how soft-spoken the DS seems, if he just spoke articulated more it would be much more coherent. full support to all runners who rip out the earpiece


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.14775 del
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>>14763
but why only 5k


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.14776 del
Tour of Slovenia without pogi, primoz or mohoric. Morgado will win?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.14777 del
>>14764
No, every month or so I check the chain
I change a chain every 10k km on average I think

I probably should also change the tires since those have been on for 10k also, even though the "wear indicator" is still okay


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.14778 del
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>>14777
how do your chains last 10k km
how do your tires last 10k km without being worn down
I'm starting to think you really do operate on a different plane of existence when it comes to any and all things mechanics


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.14779 del
I use the contis without the 5000 in the name. I'm not a racer, so I'd rather use tires that are cheaper and last longer.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.14780 del
>>14778
I am a professional mechanic who takes good care of the bike


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.14781 del
>>14775
I travel quite a lot for work/personal life and some months I don't bike at all. Not optimal in term of training but that's life.
In other news, I hit 600W for 1 minute this morning on my commute. Not German watt monster level but that's a PR for me still


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.14783 del
>>14781
>hitting PR's on the commute
do you end up all sweaty at the office


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.14784 del
>>14783
I take a shower of course


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.14785 del
>>14784
my envy for the perks of the euro lifestyle is palpable


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.14786 del
>>14782
>>14784
Makes me wanna move to a bigger city just to have a commute but then I remember I don't live in Occitanie but in the low parts of Schlesien and I would move to even lower parts of Schlesien.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.14787 del
>>14785
It's acutally not so common in france. In norway they had a gigantic bike parking place with full on gym type shower, lockers, heated place to put your shoes and ventilated room for the wet clothes. They even had storage places for kayak (though I don't think people were commuting on kayak, just using them during lunch break)


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.14788 del
>>14786
I kinda do it artificially. Shortest path would be like 6km but it's caggie nightmare so I just go out of the city and use some gravel roads instead and it's 15km


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.14789 del
>>14784
a French shower doesn't count. For some reason it's called Portuguese shower by squeakers. And yes I'm talking about using perfume and deodorant as shower replacement.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.14790 del
>>14785
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, be sure to shower on company time


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.14791 del
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Had a serious case of road rage on my way to work today. A DHL van ran me off the road, so I followed the driver to ask what the fuck is wrong with him, only to discover he didn’t speak a single word of German or English. Such is life in Germanistan.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.14792 del
>>14788
I guessed you add some extra with those etang rides, I would be doing the same (adding extra, not etang rides) in any town.
Funnily enough, my hometown would not be that bad as I would have to add just a little bit to be a comfy polderbully on my commute, most of the rest of the ride could be squeezed into relatively calm small streets.
Wrocław on the other hand is a bike hellhole anywhere outside of dedicated bike lanes separated from the cagies and pedies. Fucking dog people.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.14793 del
>>14791
TCD can't come soon enough


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.14794 del
>>14791
is DHL still sponsoring worst puck?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.14795 del
>>14791
sometimes these insects dont even speak their own language
the amount of garbage in this country is obscene


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.14796 del
>>14791
there are no cages nor cagies in heaven


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.14797 del
>>14688
Cofidis will have an easier time as a pro conti team than Picnic would.
Plenty of French races, Arkea probably disbanding, and TotalEnergies potentially losing their main sponor. The current situation is the least 'happening' outcome where nothing much really changes.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.14798 del
I have successfully replaced the chain, it's now a ten minute operation that I have mastered the craft
However, I noticed the biggest gear is rubbing a little on the front de rail eur. Perhaps I just didnt notice before because I seldom ride in the biggest gear. Changing a chain can't possibly cause that.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.14799 del
>>14798
your touch blesses or curses a piece of hardware at random


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.14800 del
>>14799
I never really could have crosschain at all on the bike, even when it was brand new. With the big disc I could used the seven smaller cogs but definitely not all 11.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.14801 del
>>14761
It came to me in a dream


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.14802 del
>>14801
believe it or not that is an accepted excuse by WADA for controlled substances in vivo


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.14803 del
>>14802
>it came to me in a steak


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.14804 del
>>14800
maybe thats why your chain lasts so long


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.14805 del
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After 3 abandons in a row, starting with the infamous Volta abandono, BIG Moreira has successfully finished a stage race.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.14806 del
All smiles and looking lean


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.14807 del
>>14791
how long you followed them before the confrontation?
what did you do after that?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.14808 del
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Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.14809 del
>>14808
>GEE cost DEL TORO the Le Giro


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.14811 del
>>14808
<toro you never pull hè


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.14812 del
Hello my name is Richard Plugge and hereby I am proposing a GT with national teams. They are all well balanced with GC riders and sprinters, and all the strongest riders in the world will be at the start. No washed up old frauds like Alaphilippe and Kristoff. Tell me what you think about it. Here are the teams:

SLOVENIA

1. Tadej POGAČAR
2. Gal GLIVAR
3. Matevž GOVEKAR
4. Luka MEZGEC
5. Matej MOHORIČ
6. Domen NOVAK
7. Jan TRATNIK
8. Primož ROGLIČ

DENMARK

11. Jonas VINGEGAARD
12. Kasper ASGREEN
13. Mikkel BJERG
14. Magnus CORT
15. Mikkel Frølich HONORÉ
16. Mads PEDERSEN
17. Mattias SKJELMOSE
18. Albert WITHEN PHILIPSEN

BELGIUM

21. Remco EVENEPOEL
22. Tiesj BENOOT
23. Thibau NYS
24. Jasper PHILIPSEN
25. Wout VAN AERT
26. Lennert VAN EETVELT
27. Maxim VAN GILS
28. Tim WELLENS

FRANCE

31. Lenny MARTINEZ
32. Louis BARRÉ
33. Romain GRÉGOIRE
34. Emilien JEANNIÈRE
35. Victor LAFAY
36. Valentin MADOUAS
37. Paul SEIXAS
38. Kévin VAUQUELIN


SPAIN

41. Juan AYUSO
42. Alex ARANBURU
43. Carlos CANAL
44. Pablo CASTRILLO
45. Mikel LANDA
46. Enric MAS
47. Carlos RODRÍGUEZ
48. Marc SOLER

ITALY

51. Giulio PELLIZZARI
52. Damiano CARUSO
53. Giulio CICCONE
54. Lorenzo FORTUNATO
55. Filippo GANNA
56. Jonathan MILAN
57. Christian SCARONI
58. Antonio TIBERI

NETHERLANDS

61. Mathieu VAN DER POEL
62. Thymen ARENSMAN
63. Tibor DEL GROSSO
64. Daan HOOLE
65. Wilco KELDERMAN
66. Olav KOOIJ
67. Rick PLUIMERS
68. Danny VAN POPPEL

GREAT BRITAIN/IRELAND

71. Simon Mohammed YATES
72. Matthew BRENNAN
73. Ben HEALY
74. Oscar ONLEY
75. Tom PIDCOCK
76. Max POOLE
77. Joshua TARLING
78. Abdullah YATES

AUSTRALIA/NZ

81. Ben O'CONNOR
82. Finn FISHER-BLACK
83. Kaden GROVES
84. Jai HINDLEY
85. Michael MATTHEWS
86. Laurence PITHIE
87. Michael STORER
88. Jay VINE

USA/CANADA

91. Matteo JORGENSON
92. Derek GEE
93. Sepp KUSS
94. Luke LAMPERTI
95. Brandon MCNULTY
96. Neilson POWLESS
97. Matthew RICCITELLO
98. Magnus SHEFFIELD

SWITZERLAND/AUSTRIA

101. Marc HIRSCHI
102. Jan CHRISTEN
103. Felix GALL
104. Marco HALLER
105. Stefan KÜNG
106. Mauro SCHMID
107. Colin STÜSSI
108. Yannis VOISARD

NORWAY

111. Tobias Halland JOHANNESSEN
112. Jonas ABRAHAMSEN
113. Erlend BLIKRA
114. Fredrik DVERSNES
115. Per Strand HAGENES
116. Tobias FOSS
117. Rasmus TILLER
118. Søren WÆRENSKJOLD

GERMANY

121. Florian LIPOWITZ
122. Pascal ACKERMANN
123. Nico DENZ
124. Nils POLITT
125. Maximilian SCHACHMANN
126. Florian STORK
127. Tim Tom TEUTENBERG
128. Georg ZIMMERMANN

COLOMBIA

131. Santiago BUITRAGO
132. Egan BERNAL
133. Fernando GAVIRIA
134. Sergio HIGUITA
135. Daniel Felipe MARTÍNEZ
136. Juan Sebastián MOLANO
137. Einer RUBIO
138. Harold TEJADA

PORTUGAL

141. João ALMEIDA
142. Afonso EULÁLIO
143. Ruben GUERREIRO
144. Iúri LEITÃO
145. António MORGADO
146. Ivo OLIVEIRA
147. Nelson OLIVEIRA
148. Rui OLIVEIRA

REST OF EUROPE

151. Mathias VACEK
152. Stanisław ANIOŁKOWSKI
153. Pavel BITTNER
154. Lukáš KUBIŠ
155. Madis MIHKELS
156. Rafał MAJKA
157. Toms SKUJIŅŠ
158. Attila VALTER

REST OF AMERICA

161. Isaac DEL TORO
162. Orluis AULAR
163. Richard CARAPAZ
164. Jefferson CEPEDA
165. Eric Antonio FAGÚNDEZ
166. Harold Martín LÓPEZ
167. Jhonatan NARVÁEZ
168. Guillermo Thomas SILVA

AFRICA

171. Biniam GIRMAY
172. Welay Hagos BERHE
173. Stefan DE BOD
174. Ryan GIBBONS
175. Alan HATHERLY
176. Louis MEINTJES
177. Henok MULUBRHAN
178. Natnael TESFATSION

ASIA

181. Aleksandr VLASOV
182. Itamar EINHORN
183. Yevgeniy FEDOROV
184. Alexey LUTSENKO
185. Xianjing LYU
186. Artem NYCH
187. Jambaljamts SAINBAYAR
188. Gleb SYRITSA


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.14813 del
>>14808
kwao (kek what an ox)
what is it with bulls castrating themselves in 2025? First de lie now del toro
year of the ox or what


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.14814 del
>>14812
>rest of europe
KWAB


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.14815 del
>>14812
free win for SPAIN


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.14816 del
>>14812
>no washed up frauds
>roidlic, wout, mas, landa, hindley, DNF, olivera included


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.14817 del
>>14812
Would be a betrayal kino, ngl


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.14818 del
>>14815
Atchooso will sabotage, best final GC placement is 9th


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.14819 del


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.14820 del
>>14812
>sLOVEnia wins lol


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.14821 del
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>>14816
>not mentioning KUSS


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.14822 del
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France was the hardest one to put together, because how can you NOT pick frauds in there


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.14823 del
>>14812
>Swaustrialand
I'd rather have Dillier than sharing a team with Austria. Why not K.u.K Austria-Hungary?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.14824 del
>>14821
thanks for noticing


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.14825 del
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>>14823
Hmm okay Austria is kind of a guest country so they could go with REST OF EUROPE


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.14826 del
rather have toro than ***, wish mexico was in north america


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.14827 del
>>14826
Sorry, Del Toro has to be in the LOS RATOS team, there is not negotiating here


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.14828 del
>>14812
Not a bad team for my boy Almeida. Plenty of rouleurs to pull when he inevitably gets caught out in the echelons. He doesn't really need support in the mountains, but I'm sure EULÁLIO and MORGADO would surprise in the passes. Plenty of track CHADS as well, so I'm sure the team would do well in a TTT.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.14829 del
>>14808
so stupid kek


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.14830 del
>>14821
are SEPP hasn't even begun to peak


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.14831 del
I NEED the Dolphin to open


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.14832 del
>>14808
even 1:40 was still playable if they worked a little


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.14833 del
going to score some midday eggs
heatlets and commuters could never


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.14834 del
>>14808
Yates winning is preferable to a situation where Carapaz only managed to get <40 seconds on Del Toro; if this is the kind of rider Del Toro is I'm glad he didn't win


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.14835 del
>>14833
it's evening


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.14836 del
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he's losing it


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.14837 del
>>14835
>belgians discovering timezones
just wait til you learn about seasons, that will really do your nut


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.14838 del
Chances that Remco will win a GT in the near future?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.14839 del
>>14838
giro 2026


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.14840 del
bought meself the new assioma RS2s, finally riding with a power meter soon
can't wait to be disappointed


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.14841 del
>>14840
250 watts FTP isn't so bad


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.14842 del
>>14838
how near future are we talking? I'd say he has a fair chance next year if he targets whichever has the weakest startlist


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.14843 del
>>14838
Decent chances if he avoids pogi and fish next year


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.14844 del
>>14840
hell yeah time to feel bad


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.14845 del
van aert did his best 1 hour power ever on the finestre
428W for an hour, surely berts are close


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.14846 del
>>14845
aint no way a mere 428w is his best 1 hour power
392 for me


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.14847 del
>99€ for a trek aero bottle
I told you that collecting trek bidons is a gold mine.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.14848 del
>forgot hr strapon
>forgot to lube me ass
had to ride it raw
just a bert amongst the cagies, against the elements
but over 30 km/h avg, i dont have that often on a solo ride
I look like I have a leprosty, i got stunk like 5 (five) times on saturday by some bee or some insect, ayuso could never


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.14849 del
>>14848
surely at least torty eggs that, gwaan Brtek
meanwhile I am stopped for a nice refreshing 'gansett before finishing a Big loop


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.14850 del
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>>14848
sub 200w for 30 kph on a not completely flat course is good watt to speed ratio considering you are 2.50m tall and supposedly ride upright like a holland bike


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.14851 del
>>14850
suppose paypiggery and finely honed maintenance skills may have some merits afterall
corr imagine the draft though


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.14852 del
>>14851
brtek the stormwall


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.14853 del
>>14838
He would’ve normally done this giro real shame behead Bpost


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.14854 del
>>14849
>>14850
only 21 eggs though
and yes, i ride in the hoods, lest i get back into backpain territory


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.14855 del
>>14846
in the 3rd week of a GT on a long climbing stage that's bretty gud
I don't think these non climber guys ever do sustained efforts like that in training just to see what their max is


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.14856 del
>>14855
but you said its his all time pr and for that its horrible


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.14857 del
>>14856
that he recorded yes


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.14858 del
>>14854
you forgot to do the exercises didn't you


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.14859 del
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lovely day this was


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.14860 del
>>14859
gonna be a big omelet


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.14861 del
>>14857
yea fair enough I guess he never really does 1h all outs like you said


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.14862 del
>>14859
ah yes the 19 egg weekday ride, classic


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.14863 del
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Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.14864 del
twenty (20) eggs kinda ride


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.14865 del
>>14864
the twentieth egg after a chute is the worst


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.14866 del
>>14863
You can easily fill an Austria team with all the former Bora Austrians + Gall. I can't believe tismbert heard of Zoidl before.
Same applies to Poland and Czechia, they have enough shitters to field their own team.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.14867 del
>>14866
GALL will make a good hjæjper for big stüssi


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.14868 del
>>14865
the aftermath of the chute is not bad at all tbh, the scratches are just superficial this time - only sleeping on the side still sucks


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.14869 del
>>14866
Roidl as we like to call him


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.14870 del
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>>14868
The harm is superficial


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.14871 del
So plans are being made for this summer. Looks like I'll spend a lot of time off the bike. Better start running a bit if I want to be able to survive summer with some fitness left


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.14872 del
>>14871
take the kayak pill


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.14873 del
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>>14854
Why do you ride in the hoods, aren't you afraid your bike gets stolen? I didn't even know Czechia had those


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.14874 del
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>>14866
Of course you could make an Austria team, but that doesn't make it any good. You could make a Canada team too, or New Zealand, or Mongolia. Poland and Czechia would be horrible. Then I get complaints that the teams are shit.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.14875 del
Hmm okay Austria could be decent enough, I may have overlooked it

Felix GALL
Tobias BAYER
Felix GROßSCHARTNER
Marco HALLER
Rainer KEPPLINGER
Patrick KONRAD
Gregor MÜHLBERGER
Riccardo ZOIDL


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.14876 del
Alright, got rid of the combined teams and some shitters like KUSS who actually don't belong there. I forgot about Quinn SIMMONS for instance. Anyway, this is it. Let the race begin.


SLOVENIA

1. Tadej POGAČAR
2. Gal GLIVAR
3. Matevž GOVEKAR
4. Luka MEZGEC
5. Matej MOHORIČ
6. Domen NOVAK
7. Jan TRATNIK
8. Primož ROGLIČ

DENMARK

11. Jonas VINGEGAARD
12. Kasper ASGREEN
13. Mikkel BJERG
14. Magnus CORT
15. Mikkel Frølich HONORÉ
16. Mads PEDERSEN
17. Mattias SKJELMOSE
18. Albert WITHEN PHILIPSEN

BELGIUM

21. Remco EVENEPOEL
22. Tiesj BENOOT
23. Thibau NYS
24. Jasper PHILIPSEN
25. Wout VAN AERT
26. Lennert VAN EETVELT
27. Maxim VAN GILS
28. Tim WELLENS

FRANCE

31. Lenny MARTINEZ
32. Louis BARRÉ
33. Romain GRÉGOIRE
34. Emilien JEANNIÈRE
35. Victor LAFAY
36. Valentin MADOUAS
37. Paul SEIXAS
38. Kévin VAUQUELIN


SPAIN

41. Juan AYUSO
42. Alex ARANBURU
43. Carlos CANAL
44. Pablo CASTRILLO
45. Mikel LANDA
46. Enric MAS
47. Carlos RODRÍGUEZ
48. Marc SOLER

ITALY

51. Giulio PELLIZZARI
52. Damiano CARUSO
53. Giulio CICCONE
54. Lorenzo FORTUNATO
55. Filippo GANNA
56. Jonathan MILAN
57. Christian SCARONI
58. Antonio TIBERI

NETHERLANDS

61. Mathieu VAN DER POEL
62. Thymen ARENSMAN
63. Tibor DEL GROSSO
64. Daan HOOLE
65. Wilco KELDERMAN
66. Olav KOOIJ
67. Rick PLUIMERS
68. Danny VAN POPPEL

GREAT BRITAIN

71. Simon Mohammed YATES
72. Joseph BLACKMORE
73. Matthew BRENNAN
74. Oscar ONLEY
75. Tom PIDCOCK
76. Max POOLE
77. Joshua TARLING
78. Abdullah YATES

AUSTRALIA

81. Ben O'CONNOR
82. Kaden GROVES
83. Chris HARPER
84. Jai HINDLEY
85. Michael MATTHEWS
86. Luke PLAPP
87. Michael STORER
88. Jay VINE

USA

91. Matteo JORGENSON
92. Luke LAMPERTI
93. Brandon MCNULTY
94. Neilson POWLESS
95. Matthew RICCITELLO
96. Riley SHEEHAN
97. Magnus SHEFFIELD
98. Quinn SIMMONS

SWITZERLAND

101. Marc HIRSCHI
102. Stefan BISSEGGER
103. Jan CHRISTEN
104. Silvan DILLIER
105. Stefan KÜNG
106. Mauro SCHMID
107. Colin STÜSSI
108. Yannis VOISARD

NORWAY

111. Tobias Halland JOHANNESSEN
112. Jonas ABRAHAMSEN
113. Erlend BLIKRA
114. Fredrik DVERSNES
115. Per Strand HAGENES
116. Tobias FOSS
117. Rasmus TILLER
118. Søren WÆRENSKJOLD

GERMANY

121. Florian LIPOWITZ
122. Pascal ACKERMANN
123. Nico DENZ
124. Nils POLITT
125. Maximilian SCHACHMANN
126. Florian STORK
127. Tim Tom TEUTENBERG
128. Georg ZIMMERMANN

COLOMBIA

131. Santiago BUITRAGO
132. Egan BERNAL
133. Fernando GAVIRIA
134. Sergio HIGUITA
135. Daniel Felipe MARTÍNEZ
136. Juan Sebastián MOLANO
137. Einer RUBIO
138. Harold TEJADA

PORTUGAL

141. João ALMEIDA
142. Afonso EULÁLIO
143. Ruben GUERREIRO
144. Iúri LEITÃO
145. António MORGADO
146. Ivo OLIVEIRA
147. Nelson OLIVEIRA
148. Rui OLIVEIRA

AUSTRIA

151. Felix GALL
152. Tobias BAYER
153. Felix GROßSCHARTNER
154. Marco HALLER
155. Rainer KEPPLINGER
156. Patrick KONRAD
157. Gregor MÜHLBERGER
158. Riccardo ZOIDL

CANADA

161. Derek GEE
162. Guillaume BOIVIN
163. Pier-André CÔTÉ
164. Hugo HOULE
165. Michael LEONARD
166. Riley PICKRELL
167. Michael WOODS
168. Nickolas ZUKOWSKY

NEW ZEALAND

171. Finn FISHER-BLACK
172. George BENNETT
173. Logan CURRIE
174. Aaron GATE
175. Samuel GAZE
176. Laurance PITHIE
177. Dion SMITH
178. Corbin STRONG

IRELAND

181. Ben HEALY
182. Sam BENNETT
183. Dillon CORKERY
184. Eddie DUNBAR
185. Ryan MULLEN
186. Darren RAFFERTY
187. Archie RYAN
188. Rory TOWNSEND

REST OF EUROPE

191. Mathias VACEK
192. Stanisław ANIOŁKOWSKI
193. Pavel BITTNER
194. Lukáš KUBIŠ
195. Madis MIHKELS
196. Rafał MAJKA
197. Toms SKUJIŅŠ
198. Attila VALTER

REST OF AMERICA

201. Isaac DEL TORO
202. Orluis AULAR
203. Richard CARAPAZ
204. Jefferson CEPEDA
205. Eric Antonio FAGÚNDEZ
206. Harold Martín LÓPEZ
207. Jhonatan NARVÁEZ
208. Guillermo Thomas SILVA

AFRICA

211. Biniam GIRMAY
212. Welay Hagos BERHE
213. Stefan DE BOD
214. Ryan GIBBONS
215. Alan HATHERLY
216. Louis MEINTJES
217. Henok MULUBRHAN
218. Natnael TESFATSION

ASIA

221. Aleksandr VLASOV
222. Itamar EINHORN
223. Yevgeniy FEDOROV
224. Alexey LUTSENKO
225. Xianjing LYU
226. Artem NYCH
227. Jambaljamts SAINBAYAR
228. Gleb SYRITSA


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.14877 del
>>14876
good teams I would watch that


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.14878 del
Richitoilet, Shehe, and Colby's brother are clearly inferior to the most recent Grand tour winner, and therefore the previous post is udder nonsense
he's either lost the plot altogether or the (You)s have gone to his head


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.14879 del
>>14873
you know, I was pondering a hood related joker and formed a decent one but I couldn't find a good black people on road bikes picture to go with it so I didn't post it ..


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.14880 del
>>14876
yes this is great and all richard but what about the parcour. up and down hafeet ten times?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.14881 del
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>>14880
Of course, everything in Saudi Arabia and on a closed circuit, there will be different packages with different prices to attend this event. Our VIP package is only 699,99 per day and you will get a slice of apple pie and a guided tour in the VISMA van.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.14882 del
>>14881
make van GOYDONQUE do the tour


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.14883 del
>>14881
looking forward to the runners doing 200 laps around the cube in mecca.
make sure to do it in july to evaporate all the heatlets. naturally the new zealand team will represent the fabled "all-blacks" and all die of heat stroke in the first week. TESFATSION wins gc due to genetic adaptations as the rest of the field drops out


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.14884 del
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>Matje VACEK
>Dan TUREK
>Pavel BITTNER
>Tomas BABOR
>Joseba CERNY
>Michal SCHEGEL
>Matje KOPECKY
>Jan HIRT
DS: Roman KREUZIGER Jr.


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.14885 del
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21st Tour of Cameroun starts tomorrow and there are some BIG names on the startlist

>KWIATKOWSKI Grzegorz (France)
>JOWORSKI-RICHARDS Karol Tomasz (Poland)
>N'DAH Tchomian Christian Henock (Ireland)
>CARSTENSEN Lucas (Germany)

Wondering where Bart BUIJK's commando is at, better not know


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.14886 del
Bart BUIJK is in Korea


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.14887 del
>FORTUNATO +VUE
can he do the double?


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.14888 del
>>14887
>HIRSCHI +TdS
hmpf


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.14889 del
>>14888
14 velocoins saar


Bert 06/03/2025 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.14890 del
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>>14881
will alcohol be allowed


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.14891 del
for me it is scoring watts and drinking biers and watching ciclismo


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.14892 del
RAJOVIC wins tomorrow


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.14893 del
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>matt JOHNSON
>neil POWERS
>greg LAMONT
>paul MANNING
>luke LAMBERT
>john AYERS
>kevin VERNON
>floyd LANDRY
>larry BASSETT
and of course:
>josepph KIRK


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.14894 del
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Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.14895 del
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>>14885
Yeah KWIATKOWSKI Grzegorz (France) who is was Poland until 2015, who is 45 (forty-five) and who races only Tour du Cameroun plus some other rather exotic locations in the past.
Are we shure BUIJK was not just a dummy to get the attention off the real prowlers in Africa?


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.14896 del
>>14875
drop Mühli and put HAJEK in there, then I sign it off as the DS


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.14897 del
>UAE DS reveals communication with Isaac del Toro on Finestre: "We tried to encourage him to keep an eye on Yates as well"
>"We clearly underestimated Simon (Yates, ed.), he was exceptional on Saturday," DS Fabio Baldato tells TuttoBiciWeb.
>"The instructions were to always follow Carapaz. Isaac responded well to that, and that is also positive. Simon was smart: he rode his own pace and then anticipated by playing the two off against each other."

>"Afterwards you think: 'If only I had told him one more time to go, to chase...' Yes, that still gnaws at you. You know how it is: afterwards it is easy to analyse and judge. He knew how much energy he still had, how his legs felt. And above all: let's not forget, he is young."


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.14898 del
>>14897
>If only I did my job, that gnaws at you
Kwab


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.14899 del
Former Czech CX champion, the great Emil HEKELE (48), has been caught doping AGAIN.
With EPO out of all people.
The poor lad is now suspended for 8 years until 2033.
He was previously suspended in 2020 for oxandrolon and clenbuterol.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.14900 del
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>>14897
>the absolute state of UAE without Pog


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.14901 del
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>>14899
appreciate the dedication to dopage at this ripe old age


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.14902 del
if UAE is sprinters world champs slovenia is washed sprinter world champs.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.14903 del
Fabio CHRISTEN


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.14904 del
suisse tv said that some high class riders will do the tour de suisse this year. I looked it up:
>cooked pidkek after giro
>former Giro winner T*o Gamershart
>kris furm
>bart lemon
>ben o'coomer
>slippy G
>gall
>elite
>the rapist
>stier
besides elite, this is some top tier fraudulence. a good chance to see froomey one last time in action.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.14905 del
>>14904
don't forget HIRSCHI


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.14906 del
>>14905
I hope I can see Jay Vine intact and not covered in blood after a chute this time


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.14907 del
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>>14906
so does he


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.14908 del
>Uijtdebroeks and his Dutch employer have agreed to take a few more weeks of rest. “Last year Cian rode well, until he started having back problems,” says Richard Plugge at Het Laatste Nieuws. “This year he also struggled with a physical discomfort and he asked us to take a few weeks of rest, to completely reset. I think that’s fine, because in the long run it will pay off.” Uijtdebroeks will not be riding the Tour of Switzerland and normally not a grand tour.

It is cyanover


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.14909 del
Slovenia outside of the Alps looks very bohemiesque, except for the yellow signs


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.14910 del
>'UAE rules out Juan Ayuso from Vuelta and Lombardy'
Kek this guy is so fucked, just buy out your contract and go to bora son


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.14911 del
>>14910
but hey he got that money and life set


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.14912 del
>>14910
Movistar. He belongs there


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.14913 del
>>14910
Basically not allowed to ride with pogi lmao


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.14914 del
>>14910
>just buy out your contract
Who says anyone can afford it? He signed for a long time.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.14915 del
>>14910
>too toxic of a teammate at fucking UAE
kek


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.14916 del
>>14910
they will sell him to movistar with the promise of paying 99.8% of his salary


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.14917 del
>>14910
KWAK what a Rat


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.14918 del
>>14916
Lmao they don't care about money. They'll just keep him and send him to Guangxi


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.14919 del
>>14908
>laporte
>van hooydonck
>uijtdebroeks
>zingle [broke his vertebrae in dunkerckque]
>gloag [in recovery]
more sacrifices at the vingealtar. tulett and brennan need to run to the hills before plugge needs another bloodbag


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.14920 del
>UAE reportedly has a policy of not allowing riders under the age of 25 to take on two Grand Tours in a single season.
huh


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.14921 del
Fun to be able to do 160km with 90% gravel roads so near to my home. But damn my legs are tired, back-to-back 6h+ days are tough and I am in dire need of a big schnitzel


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.14922 del
>>14918
yes but what is the bigger punishment? Send him to movistar for life or shitter races for the next couple years?


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.14923 del
>>14922
he will be doing coppi e bartali and tour of sharjah with the dev team until he agrees to be a good boy


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.14924 del
>>14921
what is the Official egg to schnitzel conversion rate?


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.14925 del
>>14913
Not allowed? Maybe he just doesn't want to and would rather farm shitter races than slave for Pog and the team obliges.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.14926 del
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Strawberries have arrived.
Vegetables have arrived.
Fucken 30C and storms have arrived.
It is summer aright.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.14927 del
>>14925
He really wants to go to the vuelta, same as last year


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.14928 del
>BUIJK +19:25
must've stopped roadside to solicit the local korean cuties


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.14929 del
>14921
>Big Schnitzel
baste


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.14930 del
>I feel like a completely different person' – Jonas Vingegaard eyes new peak to take on Tadej Pogačar at Tour de France

I'l afraid of stretch arm vingo


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.14931 del
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I may have found the most doped runner of all time. Maybe someone from this country could explain what happened here


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.14932 del
>>14921
Very cool
Is it a gravel gravel, or like a farm roads gravel
The latter I can't imagine being too comfy over six hours


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.14933 del
ive seen enough. CHRISTEN the lesser wins gc


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.14934 del
>>14931
Foliforovesque. Hruška at least did a decent GC that Giro. And was top 2 in all three TT's.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.14935 del
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>>14931
A columbian from the very same team won a completely flat ITT that very Giro


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.14936 del
>>14931
>not a single stripped rider in the results
certified clean nothing to squeak about here


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.14937 del
>>14930
shades of van aert being 'barely human' in his tdf mockery. adjust accordingly


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.14938 del
September 21st, 2000

>The presence of the anabolic steroid nandrolone was also detected in the urine of cyclist Jan Hruška in a second test of a sample taken by the rider of the Spanish professional team Vitalicio Seguros on September 13 after the seventeenth stage of the famous Spanish Velta, where he finished second in a difficult mountain stage the day before. Hruška thus definitively lost his place at the Olympic Games, where he had a great chance of success, especially in the time trial.

March 20th, 2001

>The rest of the doping penalty for Jan Hruška has been waived by the Anti-Doping Commission of the International Cycling Union (UCI), and the ONCE rider will start the first stage of the Portuguese Grand Prix on Wednesday. Due to the presence of the banned anabolic steroid nandrolone in his body during last year's Vuelta, Hruška was punished by the disciplinary commission of the Czech Cycling Union with a ban on activities until June 18, 2001. Now, after an appeal, the international union has reduced the rest of the penalty to a conditional one.

>The rider always claimed that during the incriminated period he consumed only what was approved in advance and given to him by the team doctor. In the end, suspicion fell on energy bars, manufactured in the USA, which can be purchased on the market. The fact that the manufacturer of the bars apologized in writing to the ONCE team for not notifying the presence of prohibited substances on the packaging was apparently in favor of Hruška and his colleague Ivan Galdean.

Aha, so it was the burger purposedly doping the hapless mesoeuropean

https://www.idnes.cz/oh/sydney-2000/hruskuv-doping-byl-potvrzen.A000921142426s2k_cyklo_hdv
https://www.idnes.cz/sport/ostatni/trest-skoncil-cyklista-hruska-muze-zavodit.A010320_162442_sporty_hdv


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.14939 del
>>14938
yes and tainted horse meat probably too


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.14940 del
twentysix eggs have been burned today


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.14941 del
>>14932
More of the farm roads type, with some mtb type of twin track and some sand and some gravel gravel. Some of the roads were in quite bad condition so it was quite exhausting to do for six hours but the weather and scenery were good, so cant complain


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.14942 del
>>14925
Just not allowed. Dude really messed up. He only had to pull 5 minutes on galibier and hide like joao and everything would have been fine.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.14943 del
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>>14940
Eggtastic ride!


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.14944 del
>>14940
>Goldenes Bründl and then over the danube to Dopplerhütte
A few years ago strava had official strava pages with the best rides of a lot of big cities. Vienna had a lot of nice routes, including this one. I think they removed this to promote their AI generated routes which are SHIT lmao


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.14945 del
>>14944
Pic related. This is probably my highest average speed ride btw, it's so much easier to be fast than here


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.14946 del
>>14649
if you compare the HR from monday (Dumoulin incident) to today, it's pretty clear some bullshit in me stomach was crushing me


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.14947 del
>>14944
>Goldenes Bründl and then over the danube to Dopplerhütte
bingo, my favourite route around here. not many cars aswell


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.14948 del
>>14947
Yeah that's a nice route. Vienna, in general, has great riding for a big city. Tempted to get a MTB to play in the woods, but I don't want to store 2 bikes in my gf place lmao


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.14949 del
>>14948
when riding north out of the city along Donaukanal you see probably 50/50 roadbike/MTB, all going to Wienerwald. It's probably very nice there, but tbh I think you should bring your gravel bike before the MTB, there are endless kino routes in all directions. Will ride picrel on the next sunny weekend available


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.14950 del
Nice little win for Greenstreets


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.14951 del
>>14949
That's a lot of eggs


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.14952 del
>>14950
would be very grim if he didn't win in this shit field


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.14953 del
>>14952
For once, he sprinted pretty well today


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.14954 del
>>14904
can't wait to see G win again


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.14955 del
>>14908
Sounds like this kid will never recover from whatever shit he's suffering from.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.14956 del
surely Bardet was saving his eggs for the Dolphin, I want to see him win one last time


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.14957 del
I cannot really see the wear indicator on the rear tyre. Now that I think of it, I always checked the front tyre which of course gets worn a little bit less.
New tyres are already in the parcel box.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.14958 del
>the annnual National Festival of Polish Song happens soon
>star? Garou
Unless he belts out Belle in Polish, this is unacceptable.
Helena Vondrackova was acceptable but she is Czech and that was in the olden times of brotherly love and betrayal between the socialist nations.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.14959 del
>>14957
post a picture of your rear tire I would love to see its state after 10k


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.14960 del
>>14909
the yellow signs make it look like it's Germany


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.14961 del
>>14957
>a little bit less
that's an understatement, on my gravel bike my back tire is fucked while my front looks pristine


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.14962 del
>According to Richard Plugge, Montmartre does not belong in the Tour: “But we are going to create chaos there”

if there was ever a headline that sums up their stance on safety


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.14963 del
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>>14962
Saw that earlier and thought they should drop all that unnecessary and fake safety pretending and become the villains they were meant to be
>why yes we will go as fast as we can on narrow and wet cobble roads
>why yes we will crash your multi million euro contract gc contender with no remorse


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.14964 del
>>14962
it's maddening how many normie fans they have, those documentaries really did a number for them


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.14965 del
>>14963
>protect my riders, kill the rest


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.14966 del
>>14964
the only pro cycling team fans I've met IRL have been jumbo/LAB fans, some bora boomers but those are usually not even cyclists. All the cyclist team fans are LABbies and I dislike that a lot, their takes on pro cycling are so absurd I can't handle them


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.14967 del
Why does the tour start so late this year what the fuck


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.14968 del
>>14967
First saturday of July, as always


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.14969 del
>>14967
climate change innit


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.14970 del
>>14966
it's bizarre, we must be watching a totally different sport than them


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.14971 del
>>14970
they are a branch of the stats nerd sport fan


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.14972 del
I need to goomble. When will the Dauphine velogame finally open?


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.14973 del
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damn, Mads has been runner-up to Grug for a dozen years now


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.14974 del
>>14973
look at all those unclean riders from unclean nations


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.14975 del
>>14973
I love retrospective looks at MJ races, they're a great mix of known and totally unknown riders -- you just don't know who's going to make it at that age


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.14976 del
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>>14973
>artem nych


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.14977 del
>>14973
CURRANIAC bros where did it all go so wrong....


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.14978 del
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seen in the wild


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.14979 del
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>>14978
LABlords


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Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.14981 del
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Was r*nning with collegues yesterday, now I can't walk. Absolutely devious activity.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.14982 del
>>14980
Oh I've done waaay worse


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.14983 del
I mean to be fair the first bike I bought I didn't clean it in 3 years


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.14984 del
>>14980
that doesn't look particularly worn, bit brittle from age maybe
thats supposed to be 10k km on that rear tire? Mechanical magician


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.14985 del
>>14984
Maybe he just never breaks


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.14986 del
>>14985
Your brakes won't rub if you won't brake


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.14987 del
>>14986
https://streamable.com/du25xo
Not if you have the inferior version


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.14988 del


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.14989 del
I actually agree with plugge on the Montmatre thing. It was fun in the olympics because team had like 2 doms but the only difference you're going to have with full peloton will be due to crash


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.14990 del
>>14980
you can still see the holes, would ride for another 1k and then change.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.14991 del
Apparently Bavaria is going to get holocausted by weather storm today


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.14992 del
>>14986
you managed to get rid of the rub for now?


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.14993 del
>>14991
some of that's gonna hit you in due time as well


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.14994 del
>>14992
Not completely no, but I have to break really really hard for longer period and then it rubs for a few seconds after, then it stops.
That's what I call good to go.

One thing I never got rid of, on this bike as well as on the gravel, that the brakes start to rub when it gets really really wet and some water gets in between the pads.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.14995 del
>>14991
I am waiting here to get some, a pretext to buy wine and sit outside, but if I get any collateral it will be late in the night.


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.14996 del
>>14981
running is the devil's sport


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.14997 del
>After fatal accidents Furrer and Mäder: Tour de Suisse introduces GPS trackers for faster intervention in crashes

took them long enough, no thanks to Adam Hansen


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.14998 del
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>DNF JOWORSKI-RICHARDS Karol Tomasz


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.14999 del
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some kid died in the tour of Iran


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Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.15003 del
>>14999
just 21, awful


Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.15004 del
>>14998
Better watch out ebony kweens.
>>15001
F


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Bert 06/04/2025 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.15006 del
Tour of Malopolska starts tomorrow (today)
Only a handful of names are on the startlist but it would appear the biggest star is indeed the great Colin STÜSSI
And boy the queen stage ends in the middle of nowhere near Nowy Sacz on a goat path


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.15007 del
>>15006
>Gabon
tropicale amissa bongo is BACK


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.15008 del
>>15006
luv STÜSSI me
he kwabs rusbert and doesn't afraid of anything


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.15009 del
>since 2021 the Mexican cycling federation is suspended by UCI for infringements regarding governance and electoral processes, and as such they cannot hold National Championships Races, so Isaac Del Toro cannot become National Champion
kek


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.15010 del
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Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.15011 del
>>15009
it would be a UAE version so no great loss


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.15012 del
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okay veloman. open the dauphine goomble. i know none of the teams are confirmed yet. just open it. please.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.15013 del


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.15014 del
christen farming bonis again


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.15015 del
>remco lost 1.5kg
adjust accordingly


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.15016 del
Test


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.15017 del
another ride through Wienerwald done, got enough km into me legs now its time for a rest day a.k.a. hiking and wildcamping in the alps


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.15018 del
>>15015
i thought ramadan happened earlier this year?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.15019 del
>>15017
Very nice bert. Did you do some big 1min effort there?
Reposting here as well, my Quick Pro is now built up, going to collect it later today. I didn't realise it was going to be so light, just under 6.6kg with no pedals or bottle cages. I'll probably remove a couple spacers and change the saddle to an Sqlab, but otherwise it looks bloody great already.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.15020 del
>>15019
now thats a chainring! pretty agressive gearing for a one-by no?

> Did you do some big 1min effort there?
yes I tried to improve on my P2 on a strava segment there, its basically a 1min all out effort up 8% climb, but that was a futile effort.. just got up to around 600w and missed my pb by 11 seconds kek. need to try it again with fresher legs


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.15021 del
>>15019
looks quick bro
a chyner I reckon


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.15022 del
>>15020
It's 52t plus 10-33 cassette, plenty of range for the Finnish rolling terrain. I'll change to 10-36 if it seems too aggressive.
And I see, I think 1min max is a hard one, depends entirely on the day if you succeed or not.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.15023 del
>>15022
quanto costa on the whole build if you don't mind me asking?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.15024 del
>>15023
It was around 4500 plus the building up, could've gone cheaper but I wanted the E1 Red levers which cost a lot.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.15025 del
henlo is this working?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.15026 del
>>15017
Really considering putting my bike on a bus and do pic related. Website of the bus say they accept it without a bag, only have to pray it survives the 80km trip


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.15027 del
>>15019
I guess you won't need the small front ring in Funland. but why no chain guard?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.15028 del
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axel's guard believes in fatstoff


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.15029 del
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>>15028
>Joppe Herremans
>Seppe van de Boer


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.15030 del
>>15026
that some proper climbing for the gravel bike, never did so much elevation on it. go for it I would say, and dont forget to report with pics to make everyone (including me) jealous af


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.15031 del
>>15029
for me it's Daniel von Sanktmartinsdeich


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.15032 del
>>15028
remind me again why de lie isnt at this kermis


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.15033 del
Greenstreets really got dropped in Slovenia huh.
The tour doesn't have many fatman sprints either that guy is gonna suffer


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.15034 del
>Mathieu VAN DER POEL +Dau


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.15035 del
>>15032
because he has to score a cheeky top 23 finish at the 105th brussels cycling classic (1.Pro)


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.15036 del
>Mathieu VAN DER POEL +DAU -DAU +DAU
he's back, he's gone, he's back again


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.15037 del
>>15032
He's training like the average amateur right now, I don't see how he's gonna get ready to race anytime before like august


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.15038 del
>>15037
i will still feel wistful when the -TDF hits


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.15039 del


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.15040 del
test


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.15041 del
>Connection failed

The race is on saturday
It's raining today and tomorrow so I made the decision not to change the tires since I won't have an opportunity to beta test the new ones
Surely extra 100 km won't cause total kollaps


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.15042 del
Apparently I can't post with images


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.15043 del
>>15042
yeah me neither, dont even have quick reply on normal endchan but switching to that magrathea thingy at least gave that back. Still no image posting though, somebody do something help


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.15044 del


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.15045 del
>>15043
.org works well, .net doesn't


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.15046 del
>>15042
>>15043
>>15045
.net is getting ddosed.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.15047 del
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>>15046
Stay strong our friend!


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.15048 del
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huh alright lets see


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.15049 del
>>15047
Cheers.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.15050 del
>>15048
nifty
.org really does work


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.15051 del
>>15048
>French HMC M8
kino


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.15052 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.15053 del
>>15019
>change the saddle to an sqlab
baste


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.15054 del
chute


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.15055 del
groeneshitter's not making it back kek. soon to be fatkobsen's rehab bro


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.15056 del
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>gr*v*l running


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.15057 del
>>15055
Imagine those two hanging out in the grupetto together every race for the next couple years. They will get over past grievances and a new friendship will bloom. Brought to you by Netflix.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.15058 del
>>15056
I came across a shoe store the other day and they unironically had a gr*vel running shoe exhibited


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.15059 del
>>15056
Big Pebble is branching out


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.15060 del
nice rural road in Südsteiermark. I wanted to write this as joke, but they are in actual historical Styria.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.15061 del
>>15058
I do have a cross running shoes that I use for light hiking too, but gravel shoes I never heard of. Probably the same thing, just marketing.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.15062 del
Things in Slovenia kinda blown apart out of nowhere
Peloton panicking


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.15063 del
wiebes kwab by the weltmeister


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.15064 del
OMRZEL what a story


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.15065 del
for reasons there is gamershart in the tete of slovenia


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.15066 del
juan p.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.15067 del
morgado really thought he wasnt gonna have to slave this race kek


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.15068 del
with some bike handling skills instead of squeaking about dirty Portuguese deviating from their line Christen would have won


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.15069 del
Royal Oliveira wins


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.15070 del
ivo with the cheeky minideviation


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.15071 del
Tim Torn T. not even winning the G2 sprint.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.15072 del
T*o Gamergate might as well win the Le Tour of Slovenia


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.15073 del
>>15072
Just in time to get those tdf odds up


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.15074 del
Top Ten Teutenbros we are feasting


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.15075 del
fromthepool added to DOLPHIN


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.15076 del
>>15075
Oliveira relegated


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.15077 del
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Tip Top Tamtenberg


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.15078 del
First time I've seen a winner get relegated in a long time actually


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.15079 del
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>>15076
.....


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.15080 del
Fabio CHRISTEN wins stage 2 of the Tour of Slovenia.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.15081 del
Team Visa | Lismabike


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.15082 del
>unjustified


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.15083 del
>>15082
>unjustified


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.15084 del
>Wout Van Aert's Top 10 2nd places of all time (Out of 500!)
they are literally asking for a troll account to make such videos in response.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.15085 del
there is a quickreply in the regular theme. I can't use magrathea its too buggy, never shows quotes above posts (admin told me it just happens on my computer of course kek) and its always using the wrong timestamp even though I set it to use local time in the settings


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.15086 del
>>15085
forgot the quote >>15043


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.15087 del
>>15084
c'est fini


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.15089 del


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.15149 del
Why do you do this to me


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.15150 del
At least a good opportunity to say one more time


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.15151 del
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FUCK W*UT



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