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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No. 15088
unJUSTified relegation edition

>Current and upcoming races
04.06 - 08.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
05.06 - 08.06 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
06.06 - 08.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1 WE
07.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro WE
08.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro ME
08.06 - 15.06 Critérium du Dauphiné 2.UWT
09.06 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
09.06 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
12.06 - 15.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
13.06 Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau 1.1
13.06 - 15.06 Tour Féminin International des Pyrénées 2.1 WE
14.06 Duracell Dwars door het Hageland 1.Pro
14.06 Elmos Dwars door het Hageland 1.1 WE
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
15.06 Elfstedenronde Brugge 1.1
18.06 - 21.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
18.06 - 22.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
21.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
22.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
22.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>14077


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.15090 del
>>15061
I always imagined Brtek hiking in those vibram five finger rather than normie shoes kek


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.15091 del
>>15088
Cruel. Who knows if he'll ever get another chance to grab his first pro win


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.15092 del
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>>15090
yes, he's that guy in our imagination


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.15093 del
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>>15090
Those are for some easy trips
I have real boots for real hiking


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.15094 del
>>15092
This was me today, in sandals on me old trusty shopping cart mtb.
I do have very similar shoes (all black adidas something gtx) to Brtek as the mainstay and everyday use and light hiking which I don't do a whole lot lately.
Also very comfy Zamberlans for actual hiking where twisting and tweaking your ankles is possible.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.15095 del
>>15093
do you use these on anything under T4? I switched to on trailrunning shoes for regular hikes as they have excellent ventilation and more grip


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.15096 del
>>15095
I used them whenever I go to the Alps
Here I use them for winter hiking with crampons
Other than that I use them like once in spring to see if they have not fallen apart, otherwise there's no real need


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.15097 del
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kinda forgot about this guy


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.15098 del
fink I'll have a bier then a BIG nap
gotta sleep well to score watts at the weekend


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.15099 del
Petrolike continues to have 0 (nada) decency


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.15100 del
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De Lie just chilling doing gravel rides to touristy spots


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.15101 del
>>15100
yes well
better than getting 2bliss tyre squart in your face like are matty o'jorgens on the slopes behind nice


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.15102 del
>>15100
why is he riding with a race number


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.15103 del
>>15099
Stüssi 11th


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.15104 del
muh gal KRISTEN got kwabed by a mauritian? sad news


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.15105 del
>>15104
atleast they both kwabbed that ugly hag wiebes


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.15106 del
>cloudflare challenge takes 2 minutes on endchin
>cloudflare challenge takes sometimes hours on 4chin
what do they mean by this?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.15107 del
>>15106
>2 mins
How? For me it was about 2 seconds.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.15108 del
Which endchan is working right now?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.15109 del
Ok, .net works but .org doesn't work now


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.15110 del
>>15106
4ACK


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.15111 del
I mean we have a bunker and the schizo activity has calmed down after the giro.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.15112 del
>>15109
it’s confusing .org seems better now


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.15113 del
>>15112
.net works fon for me


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.15114 del
>>15107
It's probably something with my Firefox settings, I have it set up in some paranoid mode, I don't remember exactly what I changed in about:config, I don't want to reset my entire profile so sometimes cloudflare just thinks I am a robot.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.15115 del
>>15114
You keep posting photos of your favorite mexican burger places. You should be paranoid about that instead.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:46 [Preview] No.15116 del
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>>15114
>>15115
yes forget the ethnic foods let's have a fakken sandvich for a change


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.15117 del
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>>15115
>>15116
I am HUNGRY now.


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.15118 del
>>15116
nice eggs


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.15119 del
>dutch railway workers going on strike
more holidays for treinbert I guess


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.15120 del
Dauphine gambling is on air


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.15121 del
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easiest velodrama of me life


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.15122 del
>>15121
>pepe reindeer
how come jonas is so cheap?


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.15123 del
finna pick GRUG


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.15124 del
>>15123
picking grug not in RVV/PR/MSR seems bold, especially with his wrist fracture


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.15125 del
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>>15121
save your coins and b*y some spr*nters instead of grande MATTEO's bottle bream


Bert 06/05/2025 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.15126 del
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>>15125

ghastly


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.15127 del
Tubeless is a meme, always has been


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.15128 del
>vinge+pog+memco 70 coins
sigh


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.15129 del
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>>15121


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.15130 del
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you can say that again


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.15131 del
>>15121
>>15129

calling it now, at least 1 of the big tree with DNF/DNS to the dismay of goombling berts everywhere


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.15132 del
>>15131
jonas works for jorgenson cause hes a good guy


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.15133 del
done about a ten (10) pancakes ride
it's hard to be sure cos me ASSiomae died in the midul


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.15134 del
>Cipollini. "If I lost the Giro I would like to get on a tower and throw myself downstairs, other than partying", commented the former champion, who did not appreciate the embrace between Del Toro and Pellizzari

>"It was ridiculous, a fake fair play that bothers me a lot, it's done just to attract consensus... Where is the warrior's spirit of the cyclist? I’m happy to be part of a different cycling,” concluded Cipollini


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.15135 del
winner of the 87 edition of the la vuelta HERRERA Luis Alberto has been brought before a court on suspicion of murdering farmers back in the day


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.15136 del
>Del Toro Father:"People don't know that Isaac had osteoporosis for many years, that he had tumors or a gap in his jaw. All because he worked so hard. He needed medications, supplements, things that were very difficult to pay for, because the body of a super athlete doesn't just need beans; we spent a lot of money on consultations, medications, supplements, and tests.”
squeak


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.15137 del
>>15134
>Why doesn't pellizzari threaten to kill his wife and get sent to prison?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.15138 del
attentione goomblers: louis BARRE is STILL a six pointer


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.15139 del
>>15138
Many top jockeys in the 6 points this goomble


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.15140 del
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Thanks for the preorder bonus veloman


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.15141 del
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>>15140
>he doesnt already have 1600 points by stage zero


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.15142 del
>>15141
Are these the gran camino points that somehow snuck in?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.15143 del
>>15138
So is VINO


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.15144 del
>>15143
didnt one of them get cagied in training earlier this year. i assume this is the other one


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.15145 del
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curious


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.15146 del
Brussels Classic is up too.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.15147 del
>>15143
Ridiculous name tax. He's never done anything to separate him from 4 cost riders.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.15148 del
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I picked Bjoern Koerdt


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.15152 del
>skjelly -DAU
assumably out of rage of not being able to win the giro and get blessed by the papiesz


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.15153 del
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>>15148
Stop stealing my picks, thx.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.15154 del
A big interview with the great Roman KREUZIGER Jr.
Surely by now you are all fluent in czech anyway
https://www.idnes.cz/sport/cyklistika/roman-kreuziger-rozhovor.A250605_160131_cyklistika_tm2


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.15155 del
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There, at least 60% of /cyc/'s teams (4-pointers and third 6-pointer may vary).


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.15156 del
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>>15155


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.15157 del
The only other option is Lipo instead of Lenny and then get an 8-pointer or a 4th 6-pointer.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.15158 del
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>>15154
>I went at a walk-through pace to wait for him, but Simon went even slower. It was completely flown below the top.
ah yes the old >mate drops so you ride z1 until he gets back but the gap ain't closing
very relatable


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.15159 del
>>15152
they changed him to the Switzerland team last minute
don't think they have said why


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.15160 del
>>15152
Wouldn't you rather get kwabbed by vingo and pogi than by joameida


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.15161 del
>>15154
I only speak slovake but it's basically the same.
>I like Tadej's racing more, his unpredictable starts are attractive to fans. Visma does race effectively and with a drive to win, but they and Vingegaard are going through the season in the style of "I'm interested in the Tour, and that's the end of it for me". Tadej, on the other hand, tries to win from February to October. Which is more sympathetic to me.

Kek, absolutely everyone is a pogi boy, I don't think I've seen anyone but D*nes and jumbo shills in the other camp


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.15162 del
>>15161
Why do you squeak Slovaque


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.15163 del
>DNS RAJOVIC
>DNS COVI


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.15164 del
>>15162
I obviously used google transalte


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.15165 del
BACK TO BACK CHUTE


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.15166 del
>>15161
>danes and jumbo shills
there is no other reason to prefer jonas otherwise.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.15167 del
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Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.15168 del
>chute out of the tv breakaway to get more tv time
proconti tactics are evolving


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.15169 del
>tour of slovenia
>goes through Croatia
they had us for absolute fools


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.15170 del
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CARSTENSEN defeated all the Africans in Kamerun


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.15171 del
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last ride (26 eggs) for this week done, tonight I will FEAST on liters of cold Peroni and multiple plates of anti pasti. how is your friday going Bert?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.15172 del
JERUSHALEM JERUSHALEM


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.15173 del
>>15171
I slave for the bossman


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.15174 del
>>15171
I will score some eggs and drink some frosty biers as usual, just once the thunderstorms clear thru


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.15175 del
>Dželuzalm
I doubt sLOVEnes pronounce it like that


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.15176 del
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>>15170
Again, we won yesterday so he's two for two
And the great Martin LAAS won again, after getting humbled yesterday


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.15177 del
Go on, my little Slovene


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.15178 del
>>15171
Cantine at work was closed so I slaved until I was too angry and went home. I had a puncture on my way back. Overall not amazing


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.15179 del
greenwagen wins again


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.15180 del
needed more speedbumps in the final 600m


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.15181 del
Molano is incapable of positioning himself to benefit from his own team's leadout


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.15182 del
molano and bauhaus so consistent at placing well in the most messy and retarded sprint stages. big curve in the final, small roads, multiple speedbumps? they will be there no matter what


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.15183 del
Autimsbert's boy PENALVER earning big points for just 6pts


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.15184 del
What a joke by UAE, MOLANO just completely missing his train and yolo sprinting on his own


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.15185 del
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Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.15186 del
>>15171
some brutal wind and niesel today, alas my ordered headunit has not arrived yet so I can only assume it was about 19 eggs


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.15188 del
>>15186
>p*rchase a dedicated under-spec single use gombuder
>it didn't arrive yet so your hundreds of eurodollars worth of gear is practically worthless
KWAK, just paypig things


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.15189 del
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>>15188
>hundreds of €$ worth of gear
more like thousands


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.15190 del
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>race day tomorrow
>a BIG rain whole day
already writing down a list of excuses


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.15191 del
>>15190
at least we know for sure that you're rear tyre won't be the cause of any chutes


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.15192 del
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>>15191
It's just the pesky norwegians with the rain, other sources say are much more optimistic.
We gaan anyway.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.15193 del
>>15190
whats the course like anyways? You riding through the böhmerwald or what


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.15194 del
>>15192
from
>>10062
to
>pissing rain during the fondo I p*rchased? good.
methinks Brtek's hardman story arc is gonna be proper fuckin kino


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.15195 del
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>>15193
No, not bohmerwald, it's in the norf near P*lish borders, so some good elevation gain too


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.15196 del
Czech galacticos humiliated by Voralberg in Kleinpolen


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.15197 del
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how the fuck does the female peleton tear itself apart with 2 minute gaps on a course like this


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.15198 del
>>15196
the giro break merchant to superstar conti sprinter pipeline has another blossoming talent in the works


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.15199 del
>>15197
brit roads are made to split across pelotons, very small and windy. hommes tour of britain has the same phenomena, see last year for example


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.15200 del
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>>15195
alright fine
looks like rain all day there. Looks like rain for me as well and 57 km/h gusts
sick and tired of wind every day for months already


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.15201 del
>>15199
those stages were twice the length and twice the elevation, the rest was just won by magnier or another sprinter


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.15202 del
>>15201
good point, I suppose it was unusually attritional.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.15203 del
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never seen the 'OUT' notation on pcs. what did they do, kill someone?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.15204 del
>>15203
I'm 90% that girls was listed as DNS yesterday yet she has results


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.15205 del
fixed the crevaison on my triban shitter today. I had to change the tires anyways, unlike bertaczeks old looking contis, my vittorias had some white spots showing the cotton layer and telling me it definitively was time to change them.
I should have properly cleaned the rim and inside of the replacement tire, which would have spared me another crevaison on my test ride. I first thought it was just the tube losing pressure because the tire would need a bit of time to properly seat itself, but it was a proper hole.
you win this time tubeless sisters.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.15206 del
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>>15178
hangry + pinchanzo is a bad combo, I could see meself scream at a cagie in traffic for no reason


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.15207 del
>>15206
I'm a peaceful man with bad English, I meant hungry. Also, it's raining in the Cévennes tomorrow, so the bus to the mountain will have to wait a bit. Big ride nonetheless.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.15208 del
why is pissma not splitting up jorg and jonas between the tdS and dauphine. free my boy


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.15209 del
>>15208
I read that jorgenson actually asked for this, I don't think he does any race this season as true "leader"


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.15210 del
>>15208
Jonas legitimately needs someone to help him ride in peloton. Dude has basically no race experience since last July


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.15211 del
>>15209
>he fell for the samenwinnen

>>15210
that should be a shitter like van baarle's job then, not the guy who just won P-N


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.15212 del
he's declined giro leadership twice too now
and looking at how yashidi won I would regret it


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.15213 del
>>15209
I mean he did win PN but yeah a bit ridiculous to go to dauphiné. My guess is that they're afraid of getting humiliated


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.15214 del
>>15213
he won PN because jonas bruised his lip
he was already getting betrayed by the dastardly dane before that


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.15215 del
>>15212
>he's declined giro leadership twice too now
Who did, matteo?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.15216 del
>>15196
we've all seen that sending multiple top level runners is a proven recipe for GC victory
now that the sl*venian primoszdonna has crashed out of the picture they can get back to the business of winnen


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.15217 del
>>15215
yes

>Matteo Jorgenson reveals he turned down offer of Visma's Giro d'Italia 2025 leadership: "I didn't feel ready for that yet"

and in 2024 he didn't want to go because he didn't feel like a big guy like him could keep up in the mountains with feeding


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.15218 del
>>15217
Lord, what a weakmind


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.15219 del
>>15217
What is it with american runners refusing to be GC leaders. Even in our greatest triumph that was kussen's vuelta he was a full-on hjaelper.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.15220 del
>>15219
I mean that vuelta basically ended Kuss career


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.15221 del
>>15219
the kussman isn't even a helper anymore


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.15222 del
KUSS may very well surprise in the passes this summer


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.15223 del
>>15207
hangry is a good wordplay


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.15224 del
>>15222
Yeah by not even being invited


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.15225 del
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weather is so bad, thunder, rain but worst of all this neverending high winds
I'm so fucking tired bertbros, take me to the alps to die


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.15226 del
>>15225
I wanted to go for a late ride and run from the rain but it was no use, stayed home and that was a good idea as I would be sprayed before I started going the right direction back.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.15227 del
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>>15225
yeah fuck them winds
been windy for ages. I've had enough


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.15228 del
>>15225
here it's very humid. I hate sweating from not even doing efforts.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.15229 del
>>15224
you take that back!
are SEPP is a big game player whose mere presence signifies a cycling kino


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.15230 del
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>>15225
Come here friend. lots of wind but for gravel I really don't mind


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.15231 del
>>15229
has he even cycled in front of a camera this year, looking at his results it's absolute jobber tier even in the races he didn't have to work


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.15232 del
>>15231
just showing some decency innit


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.15233 del
>>15230
thats not a lot of wind THOUGH


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.15234 del
Yeah, that was the first true storm with a squall line this year. If I was going the right way on my TT straight I would be KOMing it.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.15235 del
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>>15230
I just need to make it for one more week


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.15236 del
>>15225
start running


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.15237 del
>>15236
blasphemous creature


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.15238 del
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>>15233
Norwegian website underestimating it for some reason
>>15235
>13 degree nights
Won't see those before


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.15239 del
>>15238
ok then


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.15240 del
>>15239
Don't worry bert, I know wind is very important for some countries here, so I wouldn't want to take it lightly


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.15241 del
I'll give you some important wind
<farts in you are face


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.15242 del
>>15241
only cute cyclistas can do that


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.15243 del
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got rained on today


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.15244 del
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>>15243
praying for you

also this site is so broken, should just go back to /cyc/ with our tails between our legs


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.15245 del
>>15243
nobody is safe


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.15246 del
>>15244
skill issue
go ahead and fuck off back there any time Though


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.15247 del
>>15244
have you swapped to .org? everything works fine for me


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.15248 del
Speaking of rain
It doesn't look so good


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.15249 del
>>15248
It's always over for someone.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.15250 del
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I miss him berts. Now I enjoy watching cycling but there really isn't anyone I fully support


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.15251 del
>>15248
rain all day heh enjoy getting whipped by the wind as well heh you're FUCKED


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.15252 del
>>15248
When is your race?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.15253 del
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>>15248
>you won't make it through the ride brtek
>the rain will make your brakes squeak
>you'll be cold
>you'll crash in a corner
>your rear tire will wash out
>you will flat
>you will flat and stand around in the rain all alone
>you can't do it
>never could


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.15254 del
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>>15247
we're back


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.15255 del
>>15253
kek


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.15257 del
>>15256
lekker


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.15258 del
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Rate my rat Norbert.
I was aware those two extra tomatoes will be too much when I was chopping them up but oh well, I guess it will be sweeter and more red this time.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.15259 del
>>15257
Wrong photo kek, still had on my desktop a photo of that carbonara which managed to dry up a bit while I fumbled with the phone.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.15260 del
>>15258
Looks fine, I'd let it cook and reduce it a bit more tbqh


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.15261 del
>>15256
that's not exactly what I imagine as ratatouille


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.15262 del
>>15260
Back on the stove it went.
>>15261
It is too red but this is kinda what you get. Sometimes it is even more mushy, especially when it goes to jars long term.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.15263 del
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>>15252
tomorrow around this time
i will make the decision in the morning but i dont really feel like racing in a rain for 4 hours
also i have two more races om the next two weekends and i don't feel like getting the vaxx status


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.15264 del
>>15263
you'll probably place high if you do persevere though


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.15265 del
>>15263
Ganbare Bertaček sama! ~


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.15266 del
>>15264
agree. Time to get some hardman credentials instead of your current soft-as-cotton-candy reputation


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.15267 del
>>15263
Kek I wouldn't ride that, that's for sure. How much did you pay?


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.15268 del
>>15263
cam on brtek don't let Tom get to you
ride that thing and finish top 10 I mean how many people are going to show up lets be real


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.15269 del
honestly the worst part about rain is starting your ride in it or getting washed unexpectedly
if it isn't freezing and you're prepared you can get in a good zone and feel the inner strength


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.15270 del
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tbh I don't know about Czech cyclists but last year I rode a hill/mountain event with friends where it was raining like 80% of the time and there were still a ton of people on the start, many of which only did half the distance but still
what I'm getting at is that brtek may still face all the same opposition. What if they are stone cold hardmen who embrace the suck or even thrive on it


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.15271 del
>>15269
also true


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.15272 del
I'll pray for you brtek


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.15273 del
>>15270
Last year I did an event with friends where it rained for 4 hours and we did like 15km of cobbled roads in it.
Probably the strongest riding I've ever done from a mental standpoint, 4 man train blasting by lone hardmen.

The washing up was hell though.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.15274 del
>>15267
about torty euro i think, i was an early adopter back in autumn when it was still cheap
it's also a two hours car ride there


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.15275 del
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>>15274
>Paying torty euros and driving four hours round trip to suffer in the rain
Sounds like a no-brainer, you're going


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.15276 del
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>Four different wines from the parcours of Dauphine secured
>None of these will be on /WTW/
Tour de France will wreak havoc upon my wine budget, liver, and waistline


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.15277 del
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>>15273
sounds horrible which makes it based
always feels good when you're long done and back in comfort again


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.15278 del
>>15274
Car? What car. Don't be a pussy and just ride you are bike there


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.15279 del
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>>15263


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.15280 del
>>15279
thats a lot of foam.


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.15281 del
>>15280
for you
mliko mates may be smug again soon thoughever


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.15282 del
>>15281
>its a real thing
what the


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.15283 del
still mad about the "bees" thing


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.15285 del
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>>15283
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk [Embed]
>Ayuso getting his helmet fit by UAE soigneurs during the Giro


Bert 06/06/2025 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.15286 del
They told him to just bee yourself but he didn't get it haha


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.15287 del
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Rain? I've never met her!


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.15288 del
>>15287
for me it is sneaking out on the roads when they dry after the summer storms
we call it based training


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.15289 del
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Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.15290 del
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>>15289


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.15291 del
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>>15290


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.15292 del
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>>15291


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.15293 del
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>>15292


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.15294 del
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Van rysels are doing carbon wheels now apparently


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.15295 del
>90% humidity
Absolute love those summer mornings for riding


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.15296 del
>>15294
dylan johnson and bringing aero, science and rounder wheels to gr*vel racing was a mistake and against the spirit of gr*vel racing.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.15297 del
so what happened to Sepp? he used to do at least 2 grand tours per season and now he's hiding even more than Jonas.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.15298 del
>>15297
storing matches. he wins on ventoux btw


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.15299 del
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choose your character


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.15300 del
bertaczek better driving up to the Polish border and doing the race today


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.15301 del
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good luck to our dear beraczek, may he scores some powerful watts


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.15302 del
>>15300
Wasn't bothered to look which race should be his and where is it - haven't been to that area since a child.

May the slenderman hover past all the wattlets.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.15303 del
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Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.15304 del
>>15296
These wheels are 22mm in interior, I don't even know why they say it's a gravel set. Also hooked thank god


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.15305 del
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Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.15306 del
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>>15303


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.15307 del
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Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.15308 del
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>>15303


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.15309 del
tao gamergate will win today


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.15310 del
>>15297
he'll score two Grand tours this season as usual
attentionpayers will know he prefers the warmer months


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.15311 del
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>>15303
what is that supposed to meant sir ?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.15312 del
>>15309
surprised there's not more w/k merchants on the startline. SOSA wins the stage with the new batch of kern pharma dopage. GC could be interesting


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.15313 del
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>>15311
he's getting ready


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.15314 del
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Molano has 9 DNS/DNF in 32 racedays this year kek. His classics season alone is pretty funny, one and done merchant


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.15315 del
>>15313
oh that's a relief
sometimes are Brtek is known to sadpost when his Big rides get kwabed by the rain but fortunately that's not happening in this case


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.15316 del
>>15314
that win was almost pure luck too with the gorillion chutes


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.15317 del
new one for the dawg's playlist
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KrpWij1KcQE [Embed]


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.15318 del
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Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.15319 del
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>>15318


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.15320 del
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On a positive spin, I can now switch the tires and then watch the crowd favourite Tao GAMERGATE SHART light it up on the slopes of Golte


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.15321 del
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>>15320


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.15322 del
dinabros...


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.15323 del
who wins
1 brtek krtek or water from the sky


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.15324 del
>>15323
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a-Sws8S0WwE [Embed]
looks like kino weather otherwise


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.15325 del
>>15324
imagine the cagies visibility


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.15326 del
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>paying money not to ride
the lore thickens


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.15327 del
I for one understand my boy. Riding in the rain is not fun, no matter what you lowlander try to pretend


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.15328 del
>>15327
>doing things that are hard and challenging is not fun
kwab


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.15329 del
>>15327
people born in shit weather countries should be used to it by now, he is one of them


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.15330 del
>>15328
I lived 3 years in Norway and never once rode in the rain. When it was raining, which was most of the time, I was mostly r*ping, running or hiking. Fuck riding in the rain


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.15331 del
>>15328
yeah like removing the old FUCKING tires


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.15332 del
>>15329
last year it rained so much that I feel like anyone who went outside regularly got rain immunity
I see it when I look through my strava club feed where people do group rides in the cold and wet all winter or days like today, neither was a thing the year before but now nobody gives a fuck anymore


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.15333 del
>>15330
>cold rain
literally the worst thing ever
>hot rain
when it gets that catharsis hit just right it feels great. nothing like winding down after a good rain ride. im convinced you all just live in frigid hellscapes where you dont get high temperature rain ever


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.15334 del
>>15333
I've been caught up with proper storms in summer. Not exactly fun but it's ok. Still would avoid if I could


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.15335 del
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That being said, I love r*nning or hiking in rain (no thunderstorm on mountaintops though). But you come home, you put your shit into washing machine, you take a warm shower and that's it done.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.15336 del
>>15335
what's the difference with cycling then? just throw your shit in the washing machine and hose down your bike


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.15337 del
>>15336
You know well enough from my blogposting that everything on my shit bikes starts squeaking immediately when it comes in contact with water


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.15338 del
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>>15337
last post I saw your chain was already disgusting without the water tbh


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.15339 del
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>>15335
>your worn rear tire would've slid out in a corner
>you would have crashed for sure
>you would have flatted
>you would have flatted twice
>the group would've dropped you
>it was over from the start
>better stay inside
>you made the right choice


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.15340 del
nice drone shot


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.15341 del
chute brutale in femmes ToB


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.15342 del
>>15341
bertaczek dodged a chute riding in those rainy conditions like in Britain for sure


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.15343 del
soderqvist pas normale pull soon


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.15344 del
Bought a heart rate monitor, oink oink.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.15345 del
>>15344
wrist or waist


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.15346 del
>>15345
Wrist.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.15347 del
>>15346
garmin?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.15348 del
last rampa action in Untersteiermark


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.15349 del
>>15347
Wahoo.
>>15348
Kek.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.15350 del
Caja Rural goes solo


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.15351 del
sam oomer so slow a caja rural shitter manages to escape


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.15352 del
ok oomen was totally doping in his early years right


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.15353 del
tsrynykobros when do we start to believe


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.15354 del
PADUNIesque


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.15355 del
Spanish shitters don't care for Lidl pace.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.15356 del
>>15351
he was in early break no?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.15357 del
is this supposed to be an attack by gamershart?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.15358 del
>>15357
Quintanaesque.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.15359 del
john castlejohn YOU are a future movistar slave


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.15360 del
a runner


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.15361 del
CASTELLON the next BALDERSTONE


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.15362 del
omrzel could top 5 gc phwoar


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.15363 del
gay gen hard with mauriesque climbing


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.15364 del
It's unreal how washed SOSA is


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.15365 del
R A M P A S


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.15366 del
yes, this looks like a rampa inhumana


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.15367 del
geroyam slava


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.15368 del
who would've thought worst johannessen would be the first of the two to win a professional stage race GC


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.15369 del
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This is an escalation!
Next PADUNI wins


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.15370 del
what went wrong lidlbros?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.15371 del
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Great ride by Joseba OMRZEL, the next BIG slovenian dopeur already announcing himself


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.15372 del
>>15369
if you think about it tour of slovenia really is the balkan dauphine


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.15373 del
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he has some nice victory collection of shitter races


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.15374 del
>>15370
Tour of the Alps curse


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.15375 del
>>15371
reminder that he literally died in Lunigiana last year. very nice story will be rooting for him in his future escapades


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.15376 del
>glory goes to the ukraine
I see what you did there


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.15377 del
How do I pick shitters for the Dauphine? Is Pog going to let anyone else win a stage other than Remco?

>>15373
like someone grew the perfect Astana rider in a lab


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.15378 del
cozy, local, stunning


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.15379 del
This is the biggest achievement for the inferior Holland since he helped his brother win the Le l'Avenir


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.15380 del
2 hours to work on my bike I guess before I have to apologize for doubting stier


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.15381 del
proper racing in Anvers


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.15382 del
>>15380
What needed fixing?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.15383 del
LIDL BANANA


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.15384 del
>>15382
something must be stuck in my rear wheel that keeps causing the inner tubes to getting punctured. good chance to properly align the tires with the valve and put the tires in the indicated direction to make it look more professional and not like bertaczek fixed it.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.15385 del
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>>15384
bring it to myshop


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.15386 del
ok, found the culprit, some piece of a paperclip was stuck in the tire.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.15387 del
ride done, time to watch gamergate win


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.15388 del
big day for the hopes of 100winkristoff


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.15389 del
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Turns out removing old tires is more difficult than putting new ones on
My schnitzel fingers are just too weak to make the first move I guess, i need to start fingering more


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.15390 del
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>The chad hardman Alaphilippe vs. the virgin rain avoider Pogi


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.15391 del
just turned in the heist arrow and there's a chute


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.15392 del
I blame Belgian roads


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.15393 del
>>15391
ofcourse it's notrious chuter paul magnier


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.15394 del
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Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.15395 del
>>15393
patje himself sent magnier back home from the Giro for this?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.15396 del
another chute


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.15397 del
petit looks collected


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.15398 del
>>15393
Dude was on the podium of junior CX WC, how can he be so bad at riding his bike


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.15399 del
now notorious chuted kubus, maybe it's best bertacek has retired from cycling


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.15400 del
those idiots shouldn't ride in the Regenrinne or whatever you call it in your language. they are literally asking for it.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.15401 del
cube is an absolute unit


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.15402 del
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>Turn on the race to see the chutes
>First thing I see is some insanely dangerous corner where its a miracle the whole peloton didn't go down


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.15403 del
impossible to stop chuting


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.15404 del
>fences don't have flat feet
Belgium please


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.15405 del
the fuck is VRT talking about the vaxxx


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.15406 del
chute 41 + 2 israel 206 + ?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.15407 del
cam on aldo my son


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.15408 del
new puck video dropped dear leo gang kijkers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=COVQC24E3pc [Embed]


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.15409 del
you now remmeber tronchon looking like grug in tro bro


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.15410 del
Down with Yisroel.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.15411 del
unreal scenes


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.15412 del
can't stop
won't stop
chuting


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.15413 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.15414 del
Cursed race


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.15415 del
>woodlife
where's SAFE-R when you need them


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.15416 del
these guys jumping from the cycling path to the peleton are fucking insane
also thought that was an illegal move


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.15417 del
>sweeck leadout
sweeckcoin even rising in the off season


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.15418 del
>>15416
These diving reentries back on the street make me feel someone has to make a nervous move in the wrong moment.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.15419 del
waar is stier?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.15420 del
very bittner for DSM


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.15421 del
MAGNIER LUND DEHAIRS


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.15422 del
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paulke wint
I win again


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.15423 del
Kristoff got fucked in that last corner


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.15424 del
don patje I kneel


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.15425 del
That was Bittner? Didn't see him there at all.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.15426 del
>>15425
no it's Lund, bittner is changing his tires right now


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.15427 del
>>15425
Nah, it was Lund with 74


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.15428 del
>>15408
gonna kijke that


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.15429 del
happy squeaking when flandrians are forced to do a interview in French


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.15430 del
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damn he actually did it


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.15431 del
15 pancakes ride
in the rain


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.15432 del
>>15431
dangerously based


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.15434 del
Pro teams field runners into a random belgian koerse in the middle of summer and 100 of them come home broken, beaten, with missing skin and teeth.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.15435 del
>>15434
Just imagine what would happen to a keen amateur who attempted a gran fondo in light rain


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.15436 del
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that part seems hardcore to my roadcuck eyes
thank god Grug isn't riding this


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.15437 del
>>15435
Impossible to imagine


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.15438 del
why does it take so long for Belgians to release the uitslag?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.15439 del
>>15436
grug chuted last year in leo gang, it was a total noob error.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.15440 del
>>15439
something something of verifying the full results first unlike the french who just do the transponders when they roll through


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.15441 del
>>15438
lazy tossers the lot


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.15442 del
if i got collected while being some field filler in a fake belgian race id be so pissed. yeah honey im in hospital because i crashed out of the Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl. really?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.15443 del
>>15442
what other races would you ride as a jobber?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.15444 del
>>15435
imagine the squeaking pedals


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.15445 del
>>15442
to job is to suffer


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.15446 del
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>>15443
the interesting ones


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.15447 del
>>15446
this guy actually pays for those sex trips


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.15448 del
>>15443
full sex tourism/warm countries with wide roads.

mallorca races, UAE Tour, Hainan, Guangxi, Langkawi etc.

Avoid all the countries with road furniture, good riders and cold crummy weather. The life of a Li Ning Star kermistomper is the comfiest in cycling.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.15449 del
>>15448
most of these guys do atleast some of those, beggars can't be choosers
unlike you're like buijk and you probably do it for free


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.15450 del
>>15449
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/andreas-miltiadis/2024
MILTIADIS 2024 season seems quite comfy. perfect mix of competing in small races and jobbering it up at some bigger yet relatively comfy races. Show up to your NC's every year and clean up, get to race around the world and get paid for it. jealous


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.15451 del
>>15408
very cool, way way tamer than what I ride around here on my gr*vel bike even in the forest sections


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.15452 del
>>15450
I wonder how much a guy like this actually earns
it can't be that much but if you're on the road 9 months a year it probably doesn't matter


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.15453 del
>Why is Pogacar only competing in the Dauphiné after his triumph in Liège? "I don't want to get bored by a fixed pattern. The only thing I have to do every year is the Tour," laughs the relaxed Slovenian.
>My training numbers have been good all year. We will soon see how much they are worth in the race."
How are we feeling remking brothers and fishman sisters?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.15454 del
>>15453
pog laughing like an evil villain on his throne of skulls


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.15455 del
>>15453
remco will probably put it all on the TT again to feels some sense of accomplishment
fishman only has week 3 of the tour in mind


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.15456 del
>>15453
He had a pretty busy spring classics season, took six weeks for recovery and altitude camp, and is now getting tuned up for Dauphine and Tour? What did they want him to do, the Giro, then Dauphine, then Tour?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.15457 del
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>>15328
I just chute in the rain all the fucking time, not worth it for me


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.15458 del
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>>15450
Completely missed this. Some astounding cases of dissonance between flag, name and nationality.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.15459 del
>>15458
>Bogdan ZABELINSKIY
ah yes the infamous cypriotic EU passport for $5k


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.15460 del
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>>15452
I've been wondering how the jobber economy works. AI claims they earn 32-200k a year but I think that's PRT not CT level. Another source claims a continental team rider makes anywhere from nothing to a few thousand bucks, fuck knows how much they actually make. Teams like the Universe Cycling rapists with 16 riders and lots of staff (why do they have so many) probably still needs several hundred thousand €$ annually to pay the bills.
Curious that they find sponsors to front them cash when most of the races they do don't get televised and are in some African/Asian place where the locals probably don't watch live either


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.15461 del
>>15460
Phil Gaimon's books are basically jobber memoirs. Basically being paid nothing and begging for jobs/races


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.15462 del
>>15457
Do you descend like a madman?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.15463 del
>>15458
why isnt SCHUURHUIS in attendance.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.15464 del
>>15460
I know patje said once the minimum wage in world tour is 60k, so maybe 40k for a good proconti rider


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.15465 del
>>15460
Teams like Universe Cycling Rapists or the Guam Excons or Dukla Banska Bystrica are money laundering fronts


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.15466 del
>>15464
what about the RAILEANU's and SEVILLA's of the world


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.15467 del
>>15465
but they dont even generate income, they just spend the sponsor money with no profit other then exposure.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.15468 del
>>15466
sevilla might just do it for the love of the sport at this points + money from what he actually wins


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.15469 del
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>>15465
>tfw you will never be a convicted rapist/conti runner getting paid $500 a month to play pretend in 2.2 races like Tour du Benin in between crime gigs


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.15470 del
>>15469
>crash once
>bike damage costs more then your yearly salary


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.15471 del
Heistse Pijl? I've been following cycling for many years but they keep digging up new Belgian kermis I've never heard of before.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.15472 del
>>15471
every city in belgium has its own pijl and its own fleche


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.15473 del
My local boy STOSZ won in Kleinpolen.
More fake riders like on the startlist, like Mattew-Denis PICIU.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.15474 del
>>15473
And tomorrow, the ultimate showdown between ZOILD and STÜSSI
I expect nothing less but your live streaming from the groves


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.15475 del
>>15471
>first edition 1929


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.15476 del
>>15474
I have my soldiers already set up, the coverage will be available only on OnlyBerts365+


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.15477 del
>>15474
>he thinks these washed riders stand a chance against Edgar David Cadena


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.15478 del
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my take on the rat challenge 2025:
>I dislike eggplants, so I cut the cubes very thin, just to add some consistency
>cooking all veggies separately lead to me using too much oil
>fresh herb mix was a full success
>green house veggies simply don't cut it and adding sugar would be cheating
>veggie mix wasn't right, too much zucchinis and not enough pepperoni
I rate 6/10. this needs better quality and ripe vegetables from the fields and some good quality olive oil.
yeah and please don't tell me to clean the oven. I have a oven clean spray laying around somewhere.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.15479 del
Uh oh Berts, Fretin 139th today. It's ADJUSTING time


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.15480 del
>>15479
>wasting velocoins on a c*fidis runner


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.15481 del
>>15479
not picking anyone who rode today


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.15482 del
>>15481
Good call, they're either tired or chuted


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.15483 del
winning dolphin is cursed like the tour of the alps?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.15484 del
>>15483
absolutely unless you're a team sky rider


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.15485 del
>>15439
he didn't ride xc last year


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.15486 del
>>15485
was that 2 years ago? I remember it being leogang.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.15487 del
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ah it was the world championschips in Austria, but yeah it was 2023


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.15488 del
>>15486
Dude did like 2 races since Tokyon infamous incident and leogang wasn't it. I think you're confusing with glasgow


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.15489 del
>>15487
when was the last time he finished a xc race without chuting anyway


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.15490 del
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>>15489
And a test event in paris but it doesn'( count


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.15491 del
>>15490
grim, atleast pidcuckitini delivers


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.15492 del
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>>15491
He was the best rider in the world in 2019, got fucked hard by covid since sponsors didn't let him do MTB in 2020


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.15493 del
>>15483
no it happened several times that someone won both and it will happen again this year


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.15494 del
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got rained on AGAIN


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.15495 del
>>15494
>169m
isn't this higher than highest point in denmark?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.15496 del
>>15493
based remco believer


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.15497 del
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is it worth it?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.15498 del
>>15497
probably not but it might be worth it to support him for all the free stuff he gives in general


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.15499 del
>>15495
Highest point is 170.86. This was on the road right next to it, which according to our mapping service is in fact 169 at one point. Top marks for Garmin here honestly, wasn't expecting it to be that accurate.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.15500 del
>>15499
>Bert goes on a 7h adventure to reach the highest point of his country
>It's 170m high
I'm so sorry


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.15501 del
>>15497
The benefits are very minor (weather data for past rides is one, I forget what else). I'd consider it a donation and payment towards trying to maintain independence active development. If you can spare the cash, it's probably one of the most deserving places on the internet to spend it.
>>15500
That's 17086 cm! I do live pretty close to it actually, so at least it's somewhat hilly/rolling around here, not pure flat.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.15502 del
>>15494
at least you scored EGGS and plenty of those


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.15503 del
>>15477
>Edgar David Cadena
Hopefully Petrolike gets an invite for the Volta again this year, this kid could do pas normal things


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.15504 del
>>15503
which bertmen will show up for the Etapa da Volta this year, could be a good group ride


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.15505 del
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Tdf fever around here. Shame I won't be around


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.15506 del
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please can you help me explain to my friend who doesn't know what is a eggs


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.15507 del
>>15506
strava measures you calories in whatever you put it, eggs, broccoli, peppers


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.15508 del
>>15506
you put them in you are jersey pocket and it helps you score bigger watts


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.15509 del
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>De Lie
Does this idiot not follow the sport at all?


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.15510 del
>>15509
he wrote kristoff would win today


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.15511 del
>>15508
I don't even think this person exist and is just an AI pulling from news articles

>Actually, Arnaud De Lie should be the favorite. It doesn't increase so much that it is unambiguous, but we learned on stage 8 of the Tour, where De Lie was locked in, and in Quebec in 2023, that the Belgian is better in ascending sprints than Girmay. He will also love this simple race, where he doesn't have to struggle so much with his positioning, and he is made to be the strongest in a tough race. The uncertainty about his form is just great. After his spring crisis, he retired in Cologne with breathing problems, and now he missed Mayenne with illness. It creates a little too much uncertainty for me to have him as the favorite, but when the race is not a mountain stage after all, it must be bad if he doesn't sprint for the win

this guy is insane, de lie will get dropped on the first passage over the muur


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.15512 del
>>15511
What a bunch of nonsense. I am sure nobody even reads it. Why does this exist


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.15513 del
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I don't think he's in shape to even finish a 200km race at the moment


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.15514 del
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>>15506
strava sauce browser extension shows you some extra stats for your rides, one among them is a cheeky ride calorie to food converter
Eggs is the primary currency here but you can do pancakes, beer, burger


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.15515 del
>>15513
all of this is solo Z2, meanwhile merlel is training with his lotto teammates
really don't understand why the bull isn't forced on some training camp


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.15516 del
>>15513
he does some efforts most rides but still low mileage
call of the farm is too strong, why pedal when you can tend to your cows


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.15517 del
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Not normale finish from the white jersey guy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hWuS7UuSBPM [Embed]


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.15518 del
>>15517
Timestamp @ 1:21:30 or something


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.15519 del
>>15517
the good old near overtake into second wind for the overtakee
different pov from this guy https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bpc3XcHZ4SA [Embed] I know him a bit he's cool. This is a nice event I'll do it next year


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.15520 del
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Stage 5 of Dauphine may be the most difficult choice of /WTW/'s entire season


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.15521 del
>>15507
>>15514
oh thx. Always had that set to potato, me. 12 potate.


Bert 06/07/2025 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.15523 del
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Mexican tanks stand poised to invade Wallonia. The only thing standing between them and ultimate victory is some Belgian cyclists


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.15524 del
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Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.15525 del
>>15478
What Norbert advised was the key, make it less runny. When it all reduced to a more saucy texture the flavors exploded. And doing it one vegetable at a time.
Then I put it back on the stove again, overdid it and burned it just slightly which has destroyed the taste completely kek.

Don't know about doing it in the four (four), guess it is the same heat going on, just difficult to stir and control it.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.15526 del
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>>15479
Ok, I will pick the negro.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.15527 del
feeling very unassured of me picks for both goombles. lot of possible duds, dont know why every team decided to bring tree different sprinters to bruxelles.
might just blow it all up for the jonas+pog+remco+six shitters strategy.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.15528 del
>>15527
If you asshume you have to pick Jonas too (you probably should) then the only decish is who is your 8 point sprinter.
Brussels is fairly easy to pick, this is the phase of the season where everyone starts to have the same team.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.15529 del
>>15528
>Brussels is fairly easy to pick
i disagree. then again i am still seriously considering bringing RAJOVIC


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.15530 del
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How do you guys cope with doing the same route everyday? I know it's a first-world problem, but basically all my rides (including commute) start and finish with the same 20 boring minutes to get out of the city. This morning I woke up and really didn't feel like doing it again, so decided to rape a bit. Tomorrow is holiday anyway, I'll ride big then


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.15532 del
>>15530
It is what it is if you're a city fag. I have always assumed I have 2 decent out routes where I have to share space with the cagies the least.
Once I have found one convenient out route to the norf I was spamming rides that way for two weeks.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.15533 del
>>15532
>if you're a city fag
Trust me, I wish I wasn't


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.15534 del
>>15533
Oh me too, in the next job I am maxxing out wagebucks and starting to look around for land.
Of course not for the sake of it at any cost, I'd prefer it to be on a hill, with access to a stream, not crammed in between other tiny plots and slightly larger (0,3-0,5 ha), outside of hearing distance of main roads but close enough to a bus stop and/or train station so I am not a full time chauffeur for my future kids for the next 20 years.
And the house has to be really nice, not some CAD shit abomination, like Fishboy's so it will probably be a fancy custom project.
We shall see how many points of this wishlist can be checked out and if I will be able to afford it all without loaning meself to death.

Meanwhile, Dauphiné is closed.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.15535 del
>>15534
>on a hill, with access to a stream, not crammed in between other tiny plots
>outside of hearing distance of main roads but close enough
>really nice, not some CAD shit abomination
that'll be one gorillion eurobucks sir


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.15536 del
My dauphine libere team is kinda shit but perhaps its not (it is)


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.15537 del
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>>15535
That's what it is going to be.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.15539 del
>>15535
I have this but the downside is I live next to a railway and an abandoned factory that could turn into a commieblock if the owner so desires


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.15542 del
Qwabendish won the most boring team again, man is unstoppable.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.15544 del
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Picks. >>15538


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.15545 del
Picks for Bruxelles will be posted later, need to help me mom with her slight cemetery obsession.
Guess her age starts showing.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.15546 del
>>15544
why does it think KOERDT is DNS and why did 9 berts pick him


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.15547 del
>>15544
thought there would be more vingo pickers, guess I have a boring team too with remseethe


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.15548 del
>>15544
Surprised my boring team is so common, but apparently there werent that many options anyway.
Memco and Jonas are too unpredictable, everybody has the Dopeur and then there's only few obvious choices.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.15549 del
>>15544
barrebros jiggling


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.15550 del
>>15546
Ah, naming. I even have this covered but overlooked it.
'bjoern koerdt': 'bjorn koerdt'


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.15551 del
>>15546
he's bjoern on velogoomble


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.15552 del
>>15548
fwiw your the highest placed goombler in the /cyc/ championships to not pick memco, that's worth something


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.15553 del
>>15548
>2 big boys
>best sprinter by far
>lipowitz very cheap for some reason
and after that you just pick whatever not dogshit riders there are in the 6 and 4 points
this is how every velogame is with pogacar on the startlist now


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.15554 del
>>15542
i kneel


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.15555 del
>>15553
All of the 4 pointers are dogshit though so you just pick some random assholes and play the game with 6 runners


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.15556 del
>>15553
Lipowitz at 10 for this race was absolutely insane. I have no idea how he is still so low priced.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.15557 del
>>15555
half the current 6 pointers are just 4 pointers that are raised in price because muh assist points


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.15558 del
>>15525
I just ate the leftovers. they were left in the oven for 2 hours with the rest heat before putting it in the frigo and it tasted much better. I'll be more patient the next time and just turn off the oven and keep it there for at least another 30 minutes or so.
also those organic pork sausages were very good, I thought they added wine, but it was cider. would buy again at 50% discount.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.15559 del
LIDL raiding in sLOVEnia


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.15560 del
>Pogacar: "in 2020 it was a little bit different than now i became fourth there and I hope I can improve that result this week but if not no worries it's a kind of a preparation race for the Tour De France
im sure there will be no worries if pog finish fourth in this field


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.15561 del
>>15560
who will be the 3rd rider that beats him


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.15562 del
>>15561
SEXASS as is written in the scripture


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.15563 del
>>15561
1) Bardet
2) Seixass
3) Lenny


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.15564 del
What if Lenny MARTINEZ defeats POGACAR, VINGEGAARD and EVENEPOEL here


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.15565 del
UNO-X down to only two hjaelpers, could be interesting in slovenia


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.15566 del
>>15564
what if my aunt had balls


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.15567 del
Infamous rampa of Trska Gora in a few minutes down in sLOVEnia


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.15568 del
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INHUMANAS
N
H
U
M
A
N
A
S


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.15569 del
Juanpe goes solo


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.15570 del
Juanpe goes solo


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.15571 del
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The inferior Holland having best race of his career


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.15572 del
Johannessen not normal


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.15573 del
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No decency


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.15574 del
And it's OMRZEL again in the grupo perseguidor


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.15575 del
Grupo compacto


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.15576 del
Slurp


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.15577 del
we live in Leogang


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.15578 del
>>15577
I fucking wish


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.15579 del
juanpe in the crosshairs


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.15580 del
Juanpe cooked.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.15581 del
Juanpe might get humbled after alll
Also lol @ sLOVEnian timekeeping showing a one minute gap


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.15582 del
I feel like the coverage is cutting back and forth in time


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.15583 del
Portuguese nationalism on the rise.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.15584 del
which oliveira was that


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.15585 del
Kek, based Oliveira


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.15586 del
Is that fabio 2nd? I think Olievra did deviate a bit, might as well complain


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.15587 del
>>15584
Ivo


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.15588 del
lidlbros..


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.15589 del
Safest Slovenian Sprint. disgustingly dangerous sprint layout kek


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.15590 del
oliveira's always have sovlful celebrations


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.15591 del
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>Best Puck


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.15592 del
CAM ON PUQUE
also is lecomte is on a hardtail? Course seems too rough for that


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.15593 del
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I kijked the puck video and I'm surprised that some girls opted for a hardtail


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.15594 del
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>those muddy forest paths
what's the appeal of mountainbiking again?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.15595 del
>>15593
so far the hardtailers are getting kwaked left right and center
a calculated choice but they are bad at math


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.15596 del
>>15594
Don't get it either. Don't really get to observe nature properly.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.15597 del
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I can't imagine grug doing this without chuting


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.15598 del
>>15597
there's no way grug wouldn't chute over the root section
and then probably another 2 times in the gravel corners


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.15599 del
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(1.37 MB 1280x720 chute3.png)


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.15600 del
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slippy puck


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.15601 del
that chute comicale of the swedish lass


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.15602 del
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belgians in the mud


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.15604 del
>>15602
hirschi not winning 1.1 italian shitter races anymore really hurts


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.15606 del
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Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.15608 del
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milktruck not doing too well in the mud


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.15610 del
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Picks. >>15603


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.15611 del
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suisse cyclocross legened kevin kuhn watching the race as he has a mountainbike gf


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.15612 del
>>15610
I made some vin-fueled late adjustments last night (this why I am not at the top as usual).

I believe I actually picked De Lie.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.15613 del
Fred Wright, the Albion Assassin


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.15614 del
waar foccacia


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.15615 del
Mads would win 4 stages


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.15616 del
>>15615
Yep. Pressure is on Milan to show he can win stages that aren't just carpet flat lead ins to field sprint


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.15617 del
>Milan is named after the seagull in Richard Bach's novella Jonathan Livingston Seagull, which his mother read during her pregnancy.
ok


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.15618 del
>>15616
he's shown that before


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.15619 del
DNF Kanter


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.15620 del
Reindeer pickers in shambles


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.15621 del
>>15619
FUCK


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.15622 del
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Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.15623 del
what if Grug does it


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.15624 del
Waerenskjold farting furiously.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.15625 del
>Wærenskjold
Welp


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.15626 del
Wærenskjold dood


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.15627 del
soren kwabensckjhold


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.15628 del
>>15623
one timely milan headbutt to the handlebars will send him straight back to haerentals


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.15629 del
Pogi doing his things alone, as usual


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.15630 del
SOLER betrayal


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.15631 del
how to make the male fdj team as good as the female fdj team?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.15632 del
buffoons all of them


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.15633 del
ATTAQUE DE RODRIGUEZ


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.15634 del
attaque thermonuclaire


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.15635 del
Oh it's Laurance


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.15636 del
pas normal


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.15637 del
Total sprinter death


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.15638 del
LAME
A
M
E


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.15639 del
VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.15640 del
grug wishes he was in leogang right now instead of doing this lame race against pogi, jonas and memco


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15641 del
jonas stonks raising


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15642 del
ATTAQUE JONAS VINGEGAARD RASMUSSEN


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15643 del
BIG Vingegaard attack


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15644 del
jonas respect


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15645 del
waar lipo?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15646 del
buitrago
grug
jonas
pogi
the big 4


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15647 del
DANGIT I knew I should have left him in


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.15648 del
lmao memco closes it instantly


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.15649 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.15650 del
>Grug
>Memco
>Fish
>Pogi
>Santi
The big 5


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.15651 del
ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.15652 del
Evenepoel nice close. Absolute horrendous positioning


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.15653 del
Landaesque by Bardet


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.15654 del
Waar tronchon?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.15655 del
the fuck is buitrago pulling these guys


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.15656 del
jonas pull out the earpiece im begging you


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.15657 del
Just went to load up on me slightly burned touille de rat and this happens. Fun!


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.15658 del
I know I'm glazing but I can't get over how cool grug looks on the bike


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.15659 del
>>15658
id suck his cock ngl


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.15660 del
>>15658
he looks really cool on a bike


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.15661 del
Also kinda what I expected to happen for MILAN. If it is steady he may win today, but that is it.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.15662 del
never pull jonas


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.15663 del
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Jonas pulling


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.15664 del
Ciclismo with big boys is bor-ACK


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.15665 del
shit race


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.15666 del
>finish line next to a Lidl
what did the Dolphin mean by this?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.15667 del
lmao


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.15668 del
POG VING GRUG
Just as it was drawn out.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.15669 del
C I N E M A


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.15670 del
lmao


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.15671 del
Fucking Jonas second on a sprint stage. I legit believe in his Tour de France form now.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.15672 del
That was a bit early Mathieu


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.15673 del
pogi mad at the kid wearing the rainbow jersey


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.15674 del
damn grug's dead


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.15675 del
the fuck did I just witness. why are the favorites even sprinting.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.15676 del
Looks like I WASTED 12 FUCKING points on Maylan


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.15677 del
grug ded


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.15678 del
this tdf will be some peak dopage cannot WAIT


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.15679 del
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Grug totally spent
Dopacar and Vingegaard all smiles


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.15680 del
>>15672
They might not have made it otherwise


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.15681 del
>6-10 all French riders
squeak


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.15682 del
>top 5: foreigners
>6-10: all squeakers
the humiliation never ends


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.15683 del
>>15672
Did a big pull at 1km too. Was a bit stuck with the situation


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.15684 del
>>15679
tbf Grug did like 3 sprints to keep the break alive


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.15685 del
>>15676
lol I made half my team sprinters because I figured it was free points for the early stages


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.15686 del
>>15680
>>15683
>>15684
True. Like he did in Amstel but that was against Simon Clarke and a bunch of other shitters. Nothing to be done


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.15687 del
>pogi-jonas-memco pickers winning big on sprint stage


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.15688 del
>>15685
Already looks like winning strategy is Pog Jonas Remco and 6 shitters


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.15689 del
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This looks like a very good goombling day for me so I will adjust that Malawi flag.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.15690 del
Memco looks pretty weak, they should probably just go all in stage hunting for the tour.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.15691 del
mads would've won this btw


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.15692 del
>>15690
he bridged the gap alone, was pretty impressive


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.15693 del
>>15688
If they bully sprinters on the flats they will demolish everyone in the time trial and the mountains. My veloteam will be dead last but it will be a good race.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.15694 del
>>15691
Yes


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.15695 del
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Bjoern Koerdt 25th


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.15696 del
Pogacar complaining about having to close all the gaps on his own. UAE hjælpers getting the stick tonight


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.15697 del
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Milan 28th, he was there but just did nothing


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.15698 del
>>15696
Well yeah, that team is terrible. Soler the betrayer, Wellens after February? Lol


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.15699 del
surely they wont do it again tomorrow


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.15700 del
>>15698
Narvaez is the worst offender here


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.15701 del
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Literally as SOON as it turns April lol. And no gr*vel doesn't count


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.15702 del
>>15696
I refuse to believe that the expected Tour team on PCS will be close to the real one. Like half of those guys have been nothing but shit this year.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.15703 del
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Did we ever see Vingo ride like this? Already in awe of what he'll do on the Croix de Fer.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.15705 del
>>15703
Who is that squeaky looking version of Campenaerts


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.15707 del
>>15706
>First stage
>Already dropping positions
Wtf


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.15708 del
>>15706
>previous position
tfw you missed stage zero


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.15709 del
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>>15706
tismbert my brother your falling behind. big points loss today


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.15710 del
Milan might score 0 points


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.15712 del
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Results. >>15711


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.15713 del
Did we ever saw Vingo ride in the green jersey before?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.15714 del
>>15707
>>15708
>>15709
Yes, I have noticed it 20 seconds later, please be patient.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.15715 del
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>CORT +4:29


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.15716 del
>>15702
Shouldn't we know who's on altitude camp right now?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.15717 del
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>>15715
Just setting himself up for a BIG breakaway victory


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.15718 del
Wew, already showing symptons of Tour fever in early June.

Thank goodness it's not the stronger August variant.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.15719 del
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Vingegaard's /tdf/ odds skyrocketed


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.15720 del
Wew, Abrahamsen does something.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.15722 del
>>15719
As they should. I am getting hyped after what we saw today.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.15723 del
abrahamsen burning matches too early


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.15724 del
DE LIE near the top after the muur. stierbros WE ARE BACK


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.15725 del
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It's been raining for almost too days straight
I might pick up the good old rape machine


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.15726 del
>>15725
Time to rest and do some strength training


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.15727 del
>>15725
BIG summer is just a few days away though


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.15728 del
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>Czech fraud CINK apparently won the MTB race


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.15729 del
why was grug so dead and gone after the race? is this really the effect of altitude training?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.15730 del
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squeak


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.15731 del
de lie humbled


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.15732 del
Phew, DE LIE on the podium.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.15733 del
merlier abnormal


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.15734 del
Axelgaard was right wtf


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.15735 del
merlol destroyed the competition


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.15736 del
why didnt i pick merlier. sigh


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.15737 del
>>15512
>>15511
>>15509
Apologize to AxelGOD right now


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.15738 del
waar is tankman? those help helpers are too thin.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.15739 del
is that the Pole or frentin in second place?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.15740 del
>RENARD Alexis
Fretin bros?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.15741 del
>>15739
>it's renard
cofidis sending 3 sprinters because why not?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.15742 del
>de lie pickers redeemed


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.15743 del
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>menten
makes me really bittner again


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.15744 del
>Sandy DUJARDIN


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.15745 del
>dehairs
one of the riders bertaczek will never pick


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.15746 del
>>15743
Bittner has been really washed this year, he barely outsprinted his leadout


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.15747 del
>>15743
Damn I ain't got any of these dudes except merlel and kristoff


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.15748 del
Oh great I only have Merlier. Threw out Vernon and Dehairs. FUCK


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.15749 del
>>15743
A real sprinter against frauds and has-beens. Looked easy.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.15750 del
is binny suddenly going to become a A1 sprinter when the tour comes around? convinced last year was the biggest fluke of the last decade. surely he won't do it again right


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.15751 del
>>15750
If you pick him you could score BIG


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.15752 del
>>15750
he'll do it again and every other sprinter will magically start to suck just like last year


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.15753 del
>>15750
last year was way too scripted
this year the budget is on vingo vs pogi with all of pogis crack climbs in the race


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.15754 del
the weaker johannessen won in slovenia? I thought that guy was a total jobber to be honest


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.15755 del
Roads are dry, time for a quick SHORT ride to test the tires out


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.15756 del
>>15755
rain is on its way better be quick


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.15757 del
>Late night drunken Veloadjusting
>Adjust in De Lie and Menten
This was worth giving up my streak of most boring teams


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.15758 del
what the fuck is a Fleur Moors


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.15759 del
>>15758
for me it's Caydee van Sinaey


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.15760 del
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Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.15761 del
>>15760
>everyone in points!
<MERLIER, KRISTOFF and a bunch of retards >=20


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.15762 del
>>15760
waar kubitch


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.15763 del
>>15762
nedokončil


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.15764 del
>>15762
he crashed yesterday


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.15766 del
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>Finally, he finds breath for a joke: "Am I surprising myself? Maybe, but the rest shouldn't worry too much. Maybe I'll retire when my contract expires."

how do you respond?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.15767 del
>>15766
chatgpt write a response to this interview but pretend you are Roger De Vlaeminck


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.15768 del
>>15767
you don't need chatgpt for that the man himself does it better than anyone

>“Eddy Merckx was something else, wasn’t he? There is absolutely no comparison possible between Pogačar and Merckx. Pogačar is a fantastic rider and the Strade Bianche is a tough race but not a super race. He rode away at 90 km from the finish and no one could follow,” he said. “I guarantee: if I had been on his wheel, he would never have dropped me in my good form. Never in his life! Just like Francesco Moser and Beppe Saronni couldn’t either.”


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.15769 del
>>15752
sprinter startlist last year was full of frauds that sucked before and still suck
only real competition was washed Jappe who won the same number of stages (three) and might have won green had he not been relegated on that one stage
this year Merlier and Milan will destroy them


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.15770 del
>>15768
kek reads like a satire of him. never change roger


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.15771 del
>>15752
that's because they were all on limited gears so cavendish could win his stage


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.15772 del
my favorite aspect is his obsession with the demonic italians

>De Vlaeminck still has his own idiosyncratic view of cycling. "What is it with those riders? They earn a lot more money, but they shouldn't say it's too busy."

>"Mathieu van der Poel wins Milan-Sanremo, but was on the wheel for 250 kilometers, right? And Filippo Ganna was dropped 3 times and is returning because the others held back."

>"Now you have 1 Italian at level with Ganna and he is not superman. In my time you had ten Italians who were among the absolute top."


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.15774 del
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Results. >>15773


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.15775 del
>>15774
I was the only Menten picker?? Not much attention paying going on here


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.15776 del
>>15775
as always I swapped him last moment for that shitter hofstetter
adjusting is the bane of my existence


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.15777 del
>>15776
We would have the same team but I adjusted Hofstetter out for Fretin.
Not a whole lot but still better than zero.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.15778 del
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>>15772
>mfw its 1973 and there are 3 italians on my wheel


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.15779 del
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always wonder if nepotismhire riders are fully aware and accepting of the situation. do some of them actually think they are professional quality? are they resigned to their fate being tied to their better sibling? must be especially crushing for the older brother failsons.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.15780 del
>>15779
david van der poel was always graceful about it


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.15782 del
>>15779
bet leo "mein kampf" hayter thinks he would be crushing it if it wasn't for XYZ


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.15783 del
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GC. >>15781


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.15784 del
>>15783
I don't care about the top 10. mein kampf for 40th place is where the real action is @


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.15785 del
>>15782
he was actually decent for a moment


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.15786 del
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>>15782
he'd probably be pretty good if he didn't have the congenital hayter weakmind gene. he was very good as a youngin. quick look at his strava seems to suggest he is a 12 year old child however. it may be final over


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.15787 del
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Came home just when it started to rain
Didn't pinchazo, I declare the tire replacement as successful


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Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.15789 del
>>15788
>posted pic but not text

I also almost chuted into a fucking summer skier of all places.
Tried a short max effort and suddenly there he was cutting a corner on a bike path


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.15790 del
>>15789
should have crippled him


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.15792 del
>>15789
bet he got rained on hehe


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.15793 del
>>15789
>max efforts on the bike path
obviously the skier was in the wrong as always but that is a dangerous game my freind


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.15794 del
>>15793
Agreed, but it's a 12% microrampa, you just can't see over the top


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.15795 del
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>>15784
Picking the Slovenian Satan would help your campaign.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.15796 del
>>15795
with the points I saved I managed to afford some second rate squeakers. don't force me to pick some rider called Bjorn.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.15797 del
>>15796
I respect that


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.15798 del
I haven't heard from Dutch riders getting arrested for indecent behaviour preparing for Unbound this year. did 10Dam and Dekker even participate this year?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.15799 del
>>15787
5 minute power getting up. Is this the VO2max part of your plan?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.15800 del
>>15798
ten dam did the 500km one or whatever the longest distance is, dude is insane
think morton did that one too


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.15803 del
>>15787
Balkonbros things are trending well for a bountiful summer


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.15805 del
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liane does youtube videos now. ciclismo gooners rejoicing. and yes I obviously missed that she already uploaded 6 videos before that.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qH4HC-5ct6A [Embed]


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.15806 del
>>15805
thighs
tummy
clam


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.15807 del
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and kek big marlen comments on her videos


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.15808 del
>>15805
Any collabs with Floortje Mackaij?


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.15809 del
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>>15763

>nedokončil

What a funny language.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.15810 del
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>>15808
>Lactate Testing with Movistar Team | Liane’s Life #04
let me have a look at this video of the girls lactating, maybe she's in there.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.15811 del
>>15810
keep me posted chief


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.15812 del
Jannik Doper got kwabbed too, good day today


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.15813 del
>>15810

Onlyfans soon


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.15814 del
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>>15811
there's some girl to girl action with cat


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.15815 del
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maybe I should watch more of the Movistar team videos. the Spanish is understandable with some vamos a la playa Spanish skills. it feels like an alternative ciclismo universe without jumbo and the wout internet defense force.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.15816 del
>>15815
realistically how good would current valverde be in the peloton.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.15817 del
>>15815
the canyon backrooms


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.15818 del
>>15816
he'd have been 8th today in france


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.15819 del
>>15818
i believe this with 100% sincerity.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.15820 del
>>15816
he's actually still really competitive at gr*vel racing and keeps up in shape.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.15821 del
>>15730
jonas looking like he's having fun


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.15822 del
>>15821
I don't see grug doing stage 21 of the tour


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.15823 del
>>15822
10 days then MTB


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.15824 del
>>15820
he looks good because his competition is so bad
then again he is like 45 years old


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.15825 del
>>15816
speaking of, looks like Contador has finally started fucking his wife.
He has fewer hours on Strava this year than I have at least. Unless he's keeping some private. His recent rides also look somewhat more moderate rather than insane.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.15826 del
>>15825
>wife


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.15827 del
>>15825
didn't he divorce like 5 years ago
he's fucking basso now


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.15828 del
>>15824
bad competition? he beat giants such as HOOGERLAND, MATE, and CASTRILLO [no relation]


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.15829 del
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Movistar is actually sending a decent team for the TdF. Surely they come away with atleast 1 stage win.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.15830 del
>>15829
all will slave for Mas to get diarrhea and DNF week 2
you just know this


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.15831 del
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>>15829
They will win stage null


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.15832 del
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even for German standards liane has some really fancy house.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.15833 del
>>15826
>>15827
fuck, it's amazing I can even remember enough stuff to be a functioning human being honestly


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.15834 del
Washed me bike after yesterday's disaster and I think the cleaner I used is poisoning me now. Entire apartment tastes like chemicals


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.15835 del
>>15832
your probably the only non-coomer watching these. assuming of course your not a coomer


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.15836 del
>>15835
Praying for Coomerbert tbh


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.15837 del
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>>15835
Yes I'm sure Bert is looking at moderately attractive cyclistas just so he can give an accurate report to the /cyc/ office.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.15838 del
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>>15835
yes, I learned a lot about her nutrition and all riders except the anglos actually learning and speaking Spanish at movistar.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.15839 del
>>15838
liane looking good with wet hair
gonna check out the video, you'll remain the only non-coomer watching hehe


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.15840 del
>>15838
arensman has the same thing on his bars except just the "Never Try" part


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.15841 del
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finally learning what bakery to visit in Friedrichshafen. that's actually useful. Taking the ferry from Switzerland to Friedrichshafen is the most relaxing way to go to Germany.


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.15842 del
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finally Liane and big Marlen together.
>>15808
yes, video number sex shows them together


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.15843 del
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SHOCKING: Luis Carlos CHIA has tested positive for dopage


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.15844 del
>>15843
>colombian racing in china
the only surprising and to be honest confusing thing is that they even have drug testing over there


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.15845 del
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>>15843
Vuelta a Colombia legend, this is indeed GRIM news


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.15846 del
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The domestic chinese scene seems to be booming, lots of foreign CT runners jobbing it up over there. I bet they actually make a decent living though


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.15847 del
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>>15846
>Eefting-Bloem- Roy

That can't be a,real name...


Bert 06/08/2025 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.15849 del
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Victor LAFAY


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.15850 del
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>>15849


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.15852 del
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KWAB


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.15853 del
another 15 pancakes ride in today's warm rains
imagine how many eggs big Brtek would have scored if only he'd followed thru on his race
the skinwalker narrowly escaped me in Vine land this past winter but can't hide forever


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.15855 del
>Sven Vanthourenhout wants to coach the ice skating team
Lmao, this dude thought the whole world would run after him because he cavagna decided to pull


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.15856 del
>Pyongyang international marathon
tour de corée du nord when?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.15857 del
>>15855
love that don pat put him in his place


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.15858 del
>missed Velogames
ffs


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.15859 del
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Good morning


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.15860 del
>>15852
>tfw you do an effort and are natty


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.15861 del
surely the big boys will not do it again.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.15862 del
And here I thought all the gooners were on 4cuck


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.15863 del
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>>15862
I watched those videos for the content I swear


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.15864 del
>>15862
we're watching for the informative content


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.15865 del
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>>15862


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.15866 del
>In an interview with the Dutch newspaper AD, Van der Poel indicated that his goal to become the world champion mountain biker for the first time in September has not changed. “That certainly remains the goal. It is said that the fall was a blow, but it was a shame because I wanted to go mountain biking. But I do what I have in mind. I am not so concerned about other opinions.”
>Setbacks are part of it,” continued the Dutchman, who has had some bad luck on the mountain bike. “It only makes me more determined to do better. It is up to me to prove that I still have mountain biking in me. I still really enjoy doing it.”
Told you he would be even more motivated.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.15867 del
>>15866
he's aware that the worlds are in the actual mountains?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.15868 del
>>15862
the antithesis of the gooner is not the one who avoids all female sexual content but the one who consumes female sexual content in spite of said sexual content


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.15869 del
>forgot my Antwerp Port Epic team
fuck


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.15870 del
>>15868
For some reasons no one posted 20 screenshot of vlogs made by men


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.15871 del
>>15866
i mean what else is he gonna do in september. he's not winning worlds road race, might as well do something during that time.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.15872 del
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>>15869
Wtf that's today? Well my team from yesterday has to do then, seems like they are all on the startlist at least


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.15873 del
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>>15869
ha ha. very funny.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.15874 del
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>>15873


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.15875 del
>>15866
>the fall was a blow
more like the falls
because they were many
heh


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.15876 del
The great Filip MACIEJUK goes solo


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.15877 del
>>15866
Need to know if this was bellowed or squeaked before I form an opinion on his chances.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.15878 del
anyone watched the chris horner video? I don't want to watch it, I just want to know what he thinks about jonas.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.15879 del
>>15878
He thinks it was a knucklehead move


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.15880 del
>>15879
well, as expected. I still see it as as a data collecting move.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.15881 del
>>15880
It was a net positive move
DOPACAR is scared shirtless


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.15882 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RNo8XpkLR6Y [Embed]

>CX WC 1987 in Czechoslovakia report
nice


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.15883 del
imagine the scenes when toon AERTS wins for lotto today in the epic


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.15884 del
>>15883
kek, he gave an interview earlier this week that he now loves road cycling


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.15885 del
>>15884
Know what else he loves? Doping


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.15886 del
>>15885
doubt it


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.15887 del
>>15885
He was innocent. It's this was tennis no one would have heard about it


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.15888 del
Our /selin/ goes solo


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.15889 del
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>>15887
This ain't tennis though we're playing bicycle aka squeak city no cheating allowed.
If you want to dope go play football or tennis or running or swimming or ice hockey or any burger sport or any combat sport or body building or weightlifting or rowing or triathlon or archery or gymnastics or track and field or biathlon or ice skating or well, anything you can think of really.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.15890 del
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>>15889
amen


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.15891 del
>>15889
Fair enough


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.15892 del
jonas in the green jersey is such an unholy sight


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.15893 del
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form we're back to it's over in the span of 24 hours


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.15894 del
>>15893
sigh. another six months recovery. he'll be ready again for Paris-Tours dont worry.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.15895 del
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>>15893
what a story


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.15896 del
>>15895
that feels made up


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.15897 del
>>15893
>>15895
back 2 the farm


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.15898 del
>Jonas Vingegaard even surprised team manager Niermann in the opening stage: "That attack was not according to plan"

rip jonas, he will be punished for this transgression


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.15899 del
>>15898
it’s just mumbo jumbo


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.15900 del
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>Race is paused, because a part of the peloton took the wrong turn


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.15901 del
What the FUCK is this parcour, I would be wary to ride there alone but it's the entire peloton riding


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.15902 del
>>15901
strongmind parcour you wouldn't get it


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.15903 del
>>15901
Absolute nonsense park hour


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.15904 del
PINCHAZO
CHUTE
PINCHAZO
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.15906 del
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Bertacek with another Bert checking out the race


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.15907 del
>>15901
>>15904
just tuned in, WTF is going on there kek


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.15908 del
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Pedalton nearly went the wrong way again


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.15909 del
Another wrong turn lol
This is a GREAT race


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.15910 del
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Still 67 km to go of this circus and it'll only get more hectic


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.15911 del
CHUTE COMICALE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.15912 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.15913 del
del crasho


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.15914 del
comical


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.15915 del
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>Wow, he lost his front
t. Robert Millar


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.15916 del
timmeke looking real good to get that yellow in the tour


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.15917 del
>>15916
Milan will have the better train


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.15918 del
>>15915
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VaaVasM2MDY [Embed]
>not watching the ambient sound free stream on youtube


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.15919 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.15920 del
>>15917
he only needs van leberghi to drop him off in milan's train, that's his signature move


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.15921 del
gravel racing is terrible but ROAD gravel racing is peak


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.15922 del
quick step rider dying in the wheel of a barely breathing astana rider
how the tides have turned


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.15923 del
tiller roid raging


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.15924 del
tiller squeaking


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.15925 del
girmay missing g1 because hes a fraudulent shitter gifted fake wins by the UCI to grow the sport


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.15926 del
>>15925
this guy has been sucking wheels since that giro with grug


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.15927 del
>>15925
THIS


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.15928 del
DENS or DENZ, that is the question


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.15929 del
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Merlier fears the Tiller


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.15930 del
>>15929
just having some fun


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.15931 del
its gonover


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.15932 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.15933 del
DENSON


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.15934 del
MÜNZER pas normal kwabing algerians


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.15935 del
god bianchis are such ugly bikes these days


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.15936 del
gravel mist > water mist


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.15937 del
>>15935
among the worst the bike industry has to offer


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.15938 del
>>15935
you probably ride cr*bon so you're opinion is worthless anyways


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.15939 del
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>>15938
if steel is real then how come its the worst frame material?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.15940 del
>>15938
sorry mister bianchi salesman


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.15941 del
idc about flares but it must be pathetic when its just you and your mates. in a large crowd at the top of a climb? sure, whatever. but when its just three guys in a corner it feels pitiful


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.15942 del
that baloise rider is so comically big


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.15943 del
>>15939
it's not THOUGH
that would be aluminium


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.15944 del
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>>15942
>le normal body type conti rider
surprisingly common to see in this level of racing


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.15945 del
>>15944
he's a track rider


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.15946 del
>>15943
>stiffer
>lighter
>can be hydroformed into non round tube shapes
I don't see how thats worse than st*el


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.15947 del
once again faking mechanicals to get more screen time. when will the uci put a stop to this behaviour


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.15948 del
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>>15945
yea I see
his bike looks cool


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.15949 del
MACIEJUK will execute the Ronde Protocol before getting caught


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.15950 del
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>>15949
BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAI


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.15951 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.15952 del
CHUTES FOR THE CHUTE GOD


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.15953 del
nice save


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.15954 del
kubis on the yoyo protocol


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.15955 del
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>>15946
>t. weldlet


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.15956 del
>Kielich is going to visma
lol why


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.15957 del
>>15956
Wout isn't good enough for brennan Roubaix chances


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.15958 del
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lads


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.15959 del
>>15958
Didn't lose time


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.15960 del
>>15958
oink


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.15961 del
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>>15955
So how long until an aluminium frame just dies at random or softens into jelly just from riding?
a million km? 10?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.15962 del
>some sort of cobble, offroad race
>alpecin has 5 guys in the front group


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.15963 del
>>15961
depends how hard you ride it I would suppose


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.15964 del
>>15958
looks expensive
make sure to thank your sponsors


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.15965 del
it's the DSM strat


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.15966 del
>>15958
well paid
I sold some faveros a few weeks ago. Didn't even know the new ones were coming


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.15967 del
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>>15962
Look at their fucking team lmao


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.15968 del
>>15967
>le born on cobbles nation


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.15969 del
if gil gelders doesnt want to slave all the time he should try having a less funny painface


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.15971 del
>>15958
Thanks, I got a commission from your purchase


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.15972 del
kek the motopacing hand wave


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.15973 del
>>15958
My Wahoo heart monitor came in today too but this kwaks my pathetic paypiggery attempt.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.15974 del
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Hahahahahahahaha


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.15975 del
This is how I imagine hausbert taking corners on his solo gravel rides


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.15976 del
>>15973
a tickr? I always heard those kinda suck with lots of connection issues


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.15977 del
>>15975
kek


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.15978 del
>>15976
A tirkr but on a wrist. Only went to the gym with it for now.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.15979 del
alpecin bad at playing the blocking game


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.15980 del
once kielich runs out of tight corners they will surely catch him


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.15981 del
>>15958
Nice that they have the normal q-factor now.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.15982 del
>>15958
wow that took a long time to arrive since December
you DID buy it onsale right? surely you didn't pay full price?!


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.15983 del
>>15978
It is also consistent with my 2 euro chinesium, finger clamp heart rate monitor.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.15984 del
I think he got this


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.15985 del
>>15982
That model is a week old


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.15986 del
>>15984
nah


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.15987 del
>>15979
they woke up


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.15988 del
>>15974
>Gaudu
>Wout
>Lafay
all washed


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.15989 del
holy motopacing right now


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.15990 del
>>15989
Italian tier


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.15991 del
>>15989
the father the son and the holy kielich


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.15992 del
>get on a normal wide road
>chute catastrophal


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.15993 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.15994 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.15995 del
1 ded


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.15996 del
Chute brutale


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.15997 del
yikes


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.15998 del
chute


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.15999 del
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Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.16000 del
Some guy pissing in the background?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.16001 del
they win lmao, qs gave up


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.16002 del
>>16001
? kielich isnt pulling


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.16003 del
astana to save the peleton in order to get 3 guys in the top 10


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.16004 del
>>16003
Astana has tree guys in G2, they want those points


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.16005 del
>>16002
disgraceful


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.16006 del
DEL GROSSO attack at 1km to go


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.16007 del
they're holding back too much, I think the boys in front will make it


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.16008 del
who was the guy who died?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.16009 del
the alpecin guy is baited the unox rider is pokering


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.16010 del
>>16008
gil gelders


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.16011 del
>>16010
:(


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.16012 del
ATTAQUE TOON AERTD


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.16013 del
EPIC FINISH


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.16014 del
>>16008
wew that was close


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.16015 del
nigmay didn't even sprint lol, pay up boss


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.16016 del
great race


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.16017 del
Kielich won?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.16018 del
kielich a proper architect


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.16019 del
Killich wins me thinks


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.16020 del
Wife could use some z2 herself


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.16021 del
he's gonna get a good sucking from that hag tonight thats for sure


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.16022 del
another alpecin pave masterclass


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.16023 del
>>16021
god she's ugly. do better temu


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.16024 del
Not sure why commentators were saying it was a sure thing. One guy who was dead 5 km out but not working vs one guy who was fresher but working for the last 5 km. Seemed like it'd be even.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.16025 del
pwhoooaar Kielich has proper taste


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.16026 del
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I'm sure she has good heart


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.16027 del
>>16026
I doubt that looking at the size


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.16028 del
>>16026
sure she can suck nuts through a straw


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.16029 del
>>16026
who cares about her face just turn off the lights haha


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.16030 del
>>16027
a big heart


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.16031 del
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>>16029
>t. you


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.16032 del
some are even calling it the ninth monument


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.16033 del
>>16032
I always like this and hageland
lots of shit roads with dozens of opportunities to attack
the playing field is also even too so some guy like bogged wall can try to win


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.16034 del
>>16033
a true zen master understands that the smaller races are where the real ciclismo happens


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.16035 del
C Juul a true madman. Rapes in his basement without any distractions. No Zwift, no music, no video, just staring at the wall.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.16036 del
>>16035
just finnish things


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.16037 del
Mayland is washed


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.16038 del
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>>16037
I'm not picking Mailand for the le Tour (maybe).


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.16039 del
>>16037
Maryland isn't THOUGH


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.16040 del
If milan can't climb a 3km 5% in the dauphiné he'll die in the tour


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.16041 del
big adjustments being made


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.16042 del
>>16040
or he's saving matches and basically you're stupid


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.16043 del
Must be injured or sick.
He usually doesn't get dropped on a small bump like this.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.16044 del
cort is also washed or not doped


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.16045 del
mental midget milan should’ve stayed farming shitalian GT’s


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.16046 del
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bam


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.16047 del
>gal stare
don't mind if I do


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.16048 del
>>16046
My MAT Max.
Swear to God, Slovenijans are the Basques of Slavs.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.16049 del
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>>16031
t. me


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.16050 del
I've seen enough, g1rmeye wins six stages at the le tour


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.16051 del
pogacar will win 8 stages in the tour


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.16052 del
(28.37 KB 600x600 Squeaker Yellow Card.jpg)


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.16053 del
crampy will have a bug fly in his eye and then crash the whole pedalton


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.16054 del
a Nervous peloton, chute is in the air


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.16055 del
>>16054
as he posts this I see 3 visma rider go out of the saddle lol


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.16056 del
surely the biggest one week in the world can find wider roads than this


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.16057 del
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beep beep, I need to go to the store boys


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.16058 del
Vingegaard about to be unleashed


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.16059 del
Mountain superdomesique Domian NOVAK lacheed on the slopes of Nonette
What does it spell for the Le Tour?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.16060 del
the bardet corner slightly less impressive than the pinot corner


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.16061 del
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Allez Romain


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.16062 del
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ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.16063 del
romain in panache mode


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.16064 del
AND LOOK ITS FRANK VAN DEN BROEK DRIVING THE CAMERA MOTO IN FRONT OF BARDET


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.16065 del
>>16064
kek


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.16066 del
that kino transition


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.16067 del
Allez Romain


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.16068 del
who will squakers copepost about once roman goes the way of p*not?


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.16069 del
>>16068
seixas


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.16070 del
>>16068
Lenny, briefly
Then Seixas


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.16071 del
>>16068
Paul


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.16072 del
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>>16068
Théophile VASSAL


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.16073 del
>>16068
plenty of new blood in the pipeline


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.16074 del
>Benny Hill


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.16075 del
the tour is gonna be a massive chutefest if they're going to ride like this


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.16076 del
>>16068
Gregoire is the chosen one


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.16077 del
>>16075
Don't they already ride the Tour like this? It's other races that they've started riding like it's the Tour.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.16078 del
>>16075
Probably visma best chance at winning is chuting pog


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.16079 del
who has the bigger jaw, per strand hghnes or van eetvelt


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.16080 del
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>>16078
refusing to learn their lesson


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.16081 del
>>16079
stussi


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.16082 del
>>16077
there's always the drive towards the time neutralization but visma and UAE start doing it 30km from the line nowadays


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.16083 del
>Benoit HILLY


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.16084 del
healy sandbagging to go nuclear in the tour
adjusted


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.16085 del
memco once again the positionlet of the big tree


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.16086 del
Milan is there anyway


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.16087 del
It's a bit uphill too


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.16088 del
what's UAE even trying to do here


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.16089 del
grug dsq


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.16090 del
grug lol


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.16091 del
lame and shit tbqh


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.16092 del
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>grug doing bunchsprints again


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16093 del
Milan is a fucking unit. He makes Grug look like a manlet when they're side by side.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16094 del
this man is going to win a lot Tour de France stages this year


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16095 del
who the fuck is fredheim


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16096 del
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>FREDHEIM Stian


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16097 del
It was Big FED doing weird stuff from the Vinoboys.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16098 del
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I adjusted Wright out for Louis BARRÉ


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16099 del
>>16092
Training


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.16100 del
>>16095
please pay more attention


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.16101 del
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>>16095
Please pay attention to velodisasters


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.16102 del
>>16092
could've taken the le maillot jaune with a 2nd place


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.16103 del
>>16094
He's very fast, but I somehow doubt that will happen. Merlier looks faster than him and Jappe will have a far stronger leadout.

Should still win one or two stages.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.16104 del
If only CORT didn't FUCKING SUCK and do a FREDHEIM, it would be pretty ok.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.16105 del
Grug actually shaping up to be a good pick


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.16106 del
>>16102
good point


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.16107 del
>>16104
I'm sorry, I picked him and he never does anything then
he is pas normal when I don't pick him


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.16108 del
tronchon 7th once again


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.16109 del
>>16108
Based, will earn me a lot of velopoints along with my secret pick MILAN


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.16110 del
>>16108
Dude starting to look pretty good


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.16111 del
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currently age 25 btw


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.16112 del
Koern BJORDT again in the high twenties.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.16113 del
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>>16111
many such cases


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.16114 del
Fucking Grug psyops. I bet he didn't even break his wrist.


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.16115 del
>>16114
>takes one picture with a brace
>caught training the next day and suddenly starts sprinting again
ofcourse not


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.16117 del
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Results. >>16116


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.16118 del
>>16117
just want to say huge fan of all the apu’s


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.16119 del
>>16117
heh my boy might is wright saving me


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.16120 del
>penhoet relegated
lol that dude was the one getting smacked around by grug and otherss


Bert 06/09/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.16121 del
>+28
Fred my boy


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