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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No. 37411
Fucks sake the thread is full AGAIN edition
Vuelta soon sub edition

>Current and upcoming races
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>37090


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.37412 del
GEE will win the vuelta


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.37413 del
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whats the /bet/ on how many and which berts will refresh the old thread for ages


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.37414 del
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Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.37415 del
>>37413
Sweet revenge on Brtek on calling the mighty Czech navy to invade Polska.
38t is an amphibious tank of coursh.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.37416 del
>>37412
are Matty O'Jorgz mogs him hard


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.37417 del
>tfw no ALZINI martina gf


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.37418 del
>>37416
can't wait to see him ride like a brainless retard again


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.37419 del
buchman to the vuelta, it's over for the rest


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.37420 del
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Saw a fellow bertacek going up on some 25% gradients on a road bike, scoring some 30 rpm
Absolute hero, i can barely walk downhill


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.37421 del
>>37420
Bike rack bros...we lost.....


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.37422 del
>>37420
why aren't you cycling up this


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.37423 del
>>37421
>>37422
i learned my lesson


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.37424 del
will piddi cuckitiny even topten this edition of the la vuelta?


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.37425 del
>>37424
unlikely
he will finish 16th and call it good training for his GC ambitions


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.37426 del
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>Fell for it again

Where the hell is the post counter in this place?


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.37427 del
well yes, I fell for it. it's not like it was an important ciclismo day. And yes the Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine means nothing to me.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.37428 del
Yes I was refreshing. Anyway, I can't make a good team for tomorrow. It's impossible. It's over.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.37429 del
And why the FUCK is my flag Am*rican. FUCK


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.37430 del
>>37429
You need to lose some weight.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.37432 del
me fallout new vegas save file got corrupt, het ist voorbij


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.37433 del
>>37424
he couldn't even drop strong on a rampa, what makes anyone think he'll survive on l'angliru


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.37434 del
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I can't make a team, anything with grug looks horrible but without him there's so many choices that can go wrong


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.37435 del
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>>37434
I give you this one for free bert


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.37436 del
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this has got to be one of the worst teams EF has ever fielded


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.37437 del
>>37424
if he really only does GC and doesn't top 10 this then he should be terminated (contractually)
there are barely even 10 good gc riders on the start list


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.37438 del
>>37437
Jegat, Johannessen and Healy can top 10 Tour de France but Pidders can't top 10 a Giro where half the GC riders abandon.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.37439 del
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>>37438
alright but this course suits him perfectly hehehe


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.37440 del
>>37439
I can't believe this guy is still living off beating post crash froomedawg and meinkes on alpe d'huez


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.37441 del
>>37424
he will say he will and try really hard and then get heemed by washed up has-beens like squmartinguyonet and pensioner caruso and then say in the media "hey guys actually i was going for stagewins" and then make one break in the last week and get hard dropped by ivan cobo


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.37442 del
>>37436
methinks BELOKI will break out. probably a stage win in aggregate between all of those runners. too bad that's not how it works


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.37443 del
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ketchup pasta pals we eatin good


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.37444 del
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ketchup pasta pals we eatin good


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.37445 del
>>37443
>>37444
two bowls?


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.37446 del
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>>37440
>the palmares of a man who competes with the best of the best in terms of salary
somehow I thought he had more gc stage wins or something, its like his results get worse every time I check his pcs page


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.37447 del
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>>37446
get on my level piddy cuckitini


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.37448 del
>>37440
those were the days, when all you needed to do to win a TDF stage was beat boasson hagen and taco van der hoorn in a sprint a deux or whatever black magic plot armor HOULE hexed the peloton with. 2022 had a lot of wacky break wins,


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.37449 del
>>37447
>leaves UAE
>stops winning


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.37450 del
>>37449
October is yet to come


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.37451 del
>>37448
>lampaert in yellow thanks to the rain
>bling vs bettiol
>houle scripted win for his dead brother
>magnus cort winning that climbing stage agains LLS
>demonic wout
>vingegaard successfully cracking pogi with TACTICS
honestly a fun year


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.37452 del
>>37449
he's getting back into shape the last 2 years, wouldn't surprise me if he actually peaks for those italian races to boos tudor high enough to buy that wanty license


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.37453 del
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>>37451
wout was fun in 2022


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.37454 del
>Renewi Tour
it's unreal it doesn't get more flak than the Murder Tour of Poland


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.37455 del
>>37454
route is fun this year, no all determining TT and the leuven stage is chaos


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.37456 del
>>37454
>Murder Tour of Poland
I like it, I don't think I have saved that bloody frog Bertc always uses, would be appropriate.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.37457 del
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There it is:
<Murder Tour of Poland


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.37458 del
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Is that really the official name? Seems a bit morbid


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.37459 del
>>37453
wonder what barely human wout would think if you told him tree years later he would be the shoe-in for kwak of the year


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.37460 del
>>37458
kurwamurder der ronde van silesia memorial fabarrier smackobsen


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.37461 del
>>37459
he has said that tour really broke his body, I wonder what they were taking back then


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.37462 del
>>37452
>to boos tudor high enough to buy that wanty license
Will be interesting to see what UCI does with that extra license. Tudor and Q36.5 are 10k points down from Uno-X and Cofidis so if it's simply handed out to the next team in the rankings it wont be those. But if it can be sold to the highest bidder because it's a special case separate from the relegation system then those mountain jew teams probably have the money for it.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.37463 del
here's to hope that lidl tells deutscherland tour that they want to send a climber next year so they stop making the most boring fucking flat races for milan to farm


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.37464 del
>Niki Terpstra becomes DS at quick step
kinda based


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.37465 del
>>37463
deutschland tour and a not completely lame parcours? Impossible


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.37466 del
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>It's another thrilling episode of "Bert Spent 5 Hours F5'ing a Full Thread"


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.37467 del
>>37466
KWAB
attentionlets lose again


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.37468 del
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the trick is to post a lot so the thread tells you that its full


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.37469 del
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Listen I know I said there was going to a /wtw/ surprise this week, but I have thought about it further. I had ordered a little collection of Spatburgunder for ADAC Cyclassics and it didn't arrive until today. I was going to post on one of the bottles (so essentially having two wines for the ADAC Cyclassics), but have decided against it. /wtw/ should be posted when appropriate, not willy-nilly. In this same vein, I also have some Czech "beer" which I will not be discussing any further, regardless of histrionics and protests.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.37470 del
Bert was right, the Renewi Tour parcour looks much better than last year
Is this the race where the was that prologo on a narrow bike path next to a canal (i think ska went wide in one corner too) or was it a different belgian race


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.37471 del
>>37469
brtek wont like this


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.37472 del
>>37436
dio mio, I hope this isn't what they were planning to send with Carapaz and those guys will now support him in the /grande/ classics


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.37473 del
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some good eggs to be found out there


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.37474 del
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>>37469
The consequences will never be the same again


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.37475 del
>>37473
good frying pan as well


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.37476 del
>>37473
road surface looks inhumane


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.37477 del
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>>37476
this looks fine tho


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.37478 del
>>37477
i can feel my small brain rattling in my skull. my personal pet theory is that riding cobbles makes you stupid. because the vibrations.


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.37479 del
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>>37478
PPATT(other)T you just need to push more watts


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.37480 del
>>37476
it's bad on that big climb but everywhere else it was buttery smooth; going down it is horrendous


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.37481 del
>tfw wattlet
is the only solution to chose between dopage and dozens of hours on the raper per week?
there must be another way


Bert 08/19/2025 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.37482 del
>>37436
Matti Breschel gave exclusive velogames tips to feltet where he said Archie Ryan is a secret pick.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.37483 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=SKbDDuWpbCo [Embed]

Jonas is watching this video and mirin the crank length


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.37484 del
>>37464
He’ll be good (I hope)


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.37485 del
>Lidl Tour of Denmark
>Lidl Deutschland Tour
>Lidl Czech Tour
I think I see a pattern here


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.37486 del
Rwanda tour velogoomblin closes in 3 hours. adjoost all sprinters out as every tour has rampas these days.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.37487 del
Tronchon to FDJ


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.37488 del
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>>37487
Shame, another good squaker career over before it began
Anyway how was your morning ride berts? For me it was some suprathreshold work. Just not my strong suit I guess, I have no problem doing 3-5min intervals at high watts but these 8-10min intervals just suck the life out of me. HR is fine, breathing is fine, but pushing the power just becomes increasingly difficult. Much prefer ftp and sweetspot over this stuff, bleh


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.37490 del
can timmy wellz make it tree binck banck's in a row?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.37491 del
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>>37489
Fueling those efforts with a big 1100kcal meal of veggie bolognese mit ketchup
>>37490
Probably not as he's on my veloteam


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.37492 del
>>37490
No there's no TT


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.37493 del
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Apparently my /hiking/ was 34 eggs, it wasn't even that difficult
Still expecting when the infamous DOMS gonna kick in


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.37494 del
>>37493
We've been over this already it's like 10 eggs for the activity itself. This is stolen valour


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.37495 del
PCS is down. you heard it here firstcycling


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.37496 del
>>37495
What the FUCK, i MUST adjust one more time


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.37497 del
PCS is back up. you heard it here before the PCS Pro bros


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.37498 del
My team is absolute GARBAGE holy fuck
no more adjusting, this is hopeless


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.37499 del
>>37498
It really doesn't look good


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.37500 del
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>>37498
well mine is perfect. everything has been accounted for


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.37501 del
>In his build-up and preparation towards the Vuelta a España Max Poole wasn’t reacting positively to training. Things worsened at the recent Tour de Pologne and he left the race on medical grounds to investigate the potential cause. The results of these investigations have concluded that Max is suffering from Epstein-Barr virus (EBV) and he is therefore unable to train or race for the upcoming period.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.37502 del
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Posting my meme team, also
>crash by troon


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.37503 del
CHUTE AERTS Troon


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.37504 del
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>>37502
We have exactly 0 (zero) common runners


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.37505 del
WE LIVE IN CASTILLA


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.37506 del
>>37504
>He fell for the Grug meme
Oh no no no no


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.37507 del
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ABANDON PORTSMOUTH Tom


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.37508 del
>KRIJNSEN Jelte in the tete
will he activate his late season dopage again. he's been bretty shit this year and i just assumed he went clean


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.37509 del
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>>37504
You must have a very bad team then


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.37510 del
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>>37509
Yes, well, I have 4 (fore) czechoslovaks in me velosquad


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.37511 del
>>37501
runners get the weirdest diseases lately


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.37512 del
>>37502
Removed TURNER with a heavy heart to fit in Grug. Don't think VACEK for 18 is a better idea than Grug for 24.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.37513 del
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Refreshing on MVDF until teams get unhidden. Wonder what I shall see.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.37514 del
>Thibau Nys has been stung by an insect.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.37515 del
>>37514
holy kwab


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.37516 del
>>37514
yes, hello. I need a word with the refund section please.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.37517 del
>>37516
your team ain't insured against insect incidents sorry


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.37518 del
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>>37514


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.37519 del
>>37517
I refuse to believe that insects even live in that pig farmer part of the Ne*erlands


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.37520 del
>>37513

for once we seem to have variety in the teams from the top jockeys. also >bertiol


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.37521 del
>>37514
the yellow b's at it again


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.37522 del
>>37520
>bertiol, kubis, de lie
This will go very well or very bad.
Also, strange deja vu I am having now, a deja vu of a deja vu because I have already experienced this moment, writing this post, and already then though this is a deja vu.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.37523 del
>>37507
I had this dude an veloman changed him to another jobber,


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.37524 del
>>37522
pour moi de lie was the easiest pick because he [hypothetically] provides value across all five etapes. ofc he can revert to de calf at any moment but thats a risk you have to take.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.37525 del
I took Girmay I'm sorry


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.37526 del
>>37524
He gets buffed in Belgium. Whether that buff is unique to Wallonie I have no idea


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.37527 del
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ROOTKIN-GRAY Jack


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.37528 del
>>37524
If you get a Hamburg De Lie this is good, if you get a labile De Lie this is a 20 point hole.
I have decided to pay premium for non-labile Grug, as he is giving a shit every race this year. He is not going to skor on first two but I also don't think you're getting more than a total 100 from De Lie on these two.

On the other hand this pure goomble and with my luck Grug is not feeling right and De Lie is on fire.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.37529 del
A runner won solo in Castilla at the Rampas


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.37530 del
Grug said he wants to win an ride hard by the way


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.37532 del
>>37528
everyone i picked is a team leader who is finally coming into form. everyone i didn't pick is either hjaelping for another or just here for the paycheck


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.37533 del
>>37530
as expected


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.37534 del
>>37530
It's Grug in a meaningless stage race recovering from pneumonia. Anyone who sunk 24 Velobucks into him is a fool.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.37535 del
>>37534
He recovered a while ago an said he got bored of training in spain so he's here to smash


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.37538 del
chute mathieu gov ekk kar


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.37541 del
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Picks. >>37531


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.37542 del
>>37534
reminder that pros recover from stuff like pneumonia and broken collarbone within 3-7 days and as a matter of fact the more damage they received the stronger they come back. Vingo in 2024 and Abrahamsen in 2025 proved this so its fact


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.37543 del
>secret selection kubish LUKE


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.37544 del
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Got me shoe condoms, can't wait for proper weather do test them out.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.37545 del
Tibor del Grosso will finish higher in GC and win more stages (1) than MVDP


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.37546 del
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How did I not notice Merlol is there.
Oh well surely he will work for Magnier...


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.37547 del
>>37546
GJ Bertc, was there wine involved.
Because I have had similar selective blindness when picking during a weekend, hungover.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.37548 del
>>37546
he'll chute


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.37549 del
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>>37547
Yes well no comment on the wine bit.
Don't want to perpetuate the stereotypes and all that.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.37550 del
ECHELONS


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.37551 del
>>37546
just pick both lol


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.37552 del
W A A I E R S


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.37553 del
>jose been and robert millar on comms
what did we do to deserve this


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.37554 del
>>37553
Cursed duo for a cursed race


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.37555 del
ynr samuel whosford


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.37556 del
>>37555
le peak for january guy
le win in Australia guy


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.37557 del
tibor the gross


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.37558 del
holy shit every dutch town looks the same


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.37559 del
Didn't plow so right. Abandon.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.37560 del
Czechs have won the Battle of Warsaw


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.37561 del
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pcsman what the fuck????


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.37562 del
>>37558
In Belgium we joke about how they can’t find their own house or you would even describe it to someone


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.37563 del
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>>37560
Not so fast, JUST a battle.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.37564 del
>>37562
>it's the row housh made from bricksh


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.37565 del
I thought Brtek's boy KUBIŠ was a czech'em


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.37566 del
abondon johan price pejtersen


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.37567 del
tim w. looking very lean


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.37568 del
>>37566
obviously a sickness in the alpecin camp. i expect a MVDNF any second now


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.37569 del
ynr la porte


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.37570 del
>>37566
Don't give that bidon to grug or Depoils.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.37571 del
>>37569
don't remind me them chompers


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.37572 del
>split in the peloton
>j_ b_ discussing something entirely irrelevant and utterly useless to the race


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.37573 del
GEENS dropped, had him on one of my teams.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.37574 del
thanks dog the daddy has streams in other languages as well, so I simply pick the squeak one


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.37575 del
>>37572
Just can't wait to hear her call the sprint finish


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.37576 del
how do you know you are in the Netherlands and not in Belgium? the ferries aren't free.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.37577 del
love how hard intermarket are pulling so that girmay can finish 13th


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.37578 del
ayco bastiens (who?) laché


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.37579 del
>DILLIER Silvan (Alpecin - Deceuninck) is struggling to hold on in peloton

What the FUCK is going on there.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.37580 del
Dillier looks like he took a sip from the same bidon as his sick team mates. pas normal that he's at the back of the pedalton instead of pulling it.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.37581 del
kek mvdp gave them all his pneumonia infection


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.37582 del
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Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.37583 del
>>37582
yee haw cowbert, wildcard KUSS is here to rustle up some velocoins


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.37584 del
>>37582
sprinters are disgusting. 10 for Aular, Van Uden and Zingle?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.37585 del
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Get a load of these guys.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.37586 del
this has been the easiest GT to make a team for in quite a while


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.37587 del
>>37586
i agree, veloman dropped the ball on a few six pointers. and you just pick jonas and mads automatically anyway


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.37588 del
They just let him go lol.
Free seconds.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.37589 del
>>37587
On 6? Yes, but there are not so secret 4 pointers to pick if you need to shave points of Joao, mandatory.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.37590 del
>>37585
This is a GT team??


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.37591 del
>>37590
unconfirmed so the still have time to add jappe or at least del grosso


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.37592 del
>>37585
big quint gonna get five stages


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.37593 del
>>37590
They're not offishel yet but if Jappe is not going then this might as well be it. Arkeakekesque.
>>37592
Too bad there are so many good, cheap picks, I would be ON him.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.37594 del
>>37589
VAN BOVEN and SMITH being 6 points but a certain anglo being 4 points is egregious nonattentionpaying from goerge


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.37595 del
GEE left out for Vuelta


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.37596 del
We're all going to have the same team.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.37597 del
imagine dope stannard wins


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.37598 del
ratbros...it's over


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.37599 del
>>37595
Blood values didn't drop in time.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.37600 del
>>37595
yes but HIRT in, after a 6 month south american training camp


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.37601 del
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>>37595
hmmmm...


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.37602 del
is there a pro peloton watch for which runners are """training""" in Südamerika? This is important information


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.37603 del
what is the point of making vingo so expensive if everyone will pick him anyway


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.37604 del
>>37600
they've got him on so much dope that he thinks it's 2022 and he's doing tour of oman up the green mountain. expect BIG things


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.37605 del
>selecting the fish


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.37606 del
>>37574
listening to grande audio, the guy just named his veloteam with bittner and kubis


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.37607 del
attenzione g2 slurpage


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.37608 del
Slurp


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.37609 del
slurping so hard girmay is on the front kek


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.37610 del
>>37603
yeah really pointless, same with the tour
imo to achieve what velobert wants to achieve I would increase the cost by so much that you can only pick garbage if you go pick those guys so its a choice between picking the gc lords or picking more lower tier riders that could score big


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.37611 del
magnier burning matches


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.37612 del
will be kwab if quickstep mess this up while having the best sprinter in both groups


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.37613 del
>>37612
will be a messed up sprint regardless, I expect a weird winner


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.37614 del
Crashford


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.37615 del
olav goy chute
welshford collected


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.37616 del
chute koi, whalesford


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.37617 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.37618 del
CHUTE KOOIJ


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.37619 del
Mckwab


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.37620 del
and bald fraud mclay


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.37621 del
CHUTE
borabro aint getting up


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.37622 del
really is always the same guys
van den berg
kooij
welsford
I've seen them chute like 4 times


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.37623 del
mc laying in the grass


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.37624 del
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Point at Bertacek and laugh


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.37625 del
jumbo in shambles


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.37626 del
>>37624
what reason did you have to pick him with kooij as sprinter


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.37627 del
>>37626
i fully expected kooij to chute and the plan worked 200%


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.37628 del
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Who's is Ineos riding for again?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.37629 del
>>37628
turngod obviously


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.37630 del
>>37628
TURNER Benjamin, a very reasonable pick.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.37631 del
grug hulking at the front lol


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.37632 del
easy merlol win
de lie is really reborn


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.37633 del
De Lie second? Nice.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.37634 del
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Now this is what I'm paying for!


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.37635 del
luv de stier


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.37636 del
merLORD


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.37637 del
arnaud i love you


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.37638 del
>>37634
do you think they have a sandwich vending machine in the soudal team bus?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.37639 del
BAM


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.37640 del
always excited for a good BAM


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.37641 del
de hair guy huh


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.37642 del
Nihonbert takes this.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.37643 del
why is bent burner a sprinter nowadays anyway
I thought he was a classics rider


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.37644 del
prodhommewinslol


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.37645 del
lots of spectators in Deutschland who want to see Lippowitz


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.37646 del
prodhomme throwing


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.37647 del
>>37644
not so fast


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.37648 del
well yes, the countries with red flags just blend in with the background color


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.37649 del
prodhomme is off the program


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.37650 del
>>37647
>never pull, eh


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.37651 del
Tietema spent his entire budget on groenewegen and that dude can't even top 10 this field


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.37652 del
>>37651
guaranteed to win in Slovenia


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.37653 del
>BEHRENS Niklas
i dont mean to be too dramatic but his career is literally already over


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.37654 del
So one of those godawful Belgians from Cofidis won something. Get the FUCK out of here


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.37655 del
>>37653
no you don't understand, visma's white jersey project is going to make him good


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.37656 del
>>37654
he never won before and it's not even a contract year. strange indeed.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.37657 del
Also I want a refund for Plowright and Berts who did not pick Turner did NOT pay attention. These are my conclusions of the day


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.37658 del
*out does Deutschlandtour instead of REMCEWO because it's an ASO race?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.37659 del
Prologues are so kino


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.37660 del
>>37659
consider: 3k prologue with 2.8k straight flat and then 200m 9% ramp


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.37661 del
milan washed so is prologuemerchant zijlaard


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.37662 del
>>37661
>make an incredibly boring route for him
>he's not in shape


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.37663 del
>philipsen to la vuelta
well shit that kinda fucks things up


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.37665 del
>>37664
fucking hell everyone's team is going to look the same isn't it


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.37666 del
>>37664
Why would you for that price.
>>37663
Can't have both of them, FUCK.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.37667 del
tell me about Senior Leclerf


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.37668 del
>>37667
he used to live like 15 minutes away from me, I think I saw him with an mtb once


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.37669 del
>>37665
probably but I haven't heard any insider news about Almerda's condition so maybe he is not auto include


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.37670 del
>>37669
https://www.abola.pt/noticias/joao-almeida-vou-a-luta-na-vuelta-sem-medo-2025081920041493736

>. I'm optimistic for the Vuelta, but we have to have feet right on the ground. I trained two and a half weeks without limitations [after the fall]... it’s little. Obviously, I have a season behind, but a stop of ten days, without training, without a bike, without doing anything. Of course the body resents. However, I am in a good, acceptable form, I feel good on the bike. I hope to grow, week after week. I think we can be optimistic, even if always with our feet based on the ground, as I have said, and focused on the important, which is in the race. And save me to the max.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.37671 del
>>37669
anyone got info on top ganna by the way
what's he hoping to do
might be a good pick if he mixes in the sprints


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.37672 del
>>37669
I have insider knowledge about almeida because mou complained about him being healthy and back to training like 3 days after he dropped out of the tour
but I'm not going to tell you about that


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.37673 del
>>37672
that schizo only has insider information in the sense it's all made up inside his own mind

>>37670
sounds good to me
I am sure Ayuso will betray him then choke completely and abandon


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.37674 del
>>37673
what if i told you im picking ayuso and not almeida


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.37675 del
>>37673
he commented on an article whereby almeida said he was already feeling way better and is back to training while the tour was still on so this time its real
Almeida is at 110%


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.37676 del
>>37674
if you are playing velogames on a budget then Tiberi is a good affordable all rounder


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.37677 del
>>37676
agree. he was running ok in the giro and just seemed to get some sickness which knocked him out. the real diceroll is LANDA


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.37678 del
imagine being such a frothing goombler addict that you play every race


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.37679 del
im gonna GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMBBBB


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.37680 del
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fatkwabsen finished in the grupetto. didnt even realize he was here


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.37681 del
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>>37679


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.37682 del
>>37680
time to retire


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.37685 del
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Results. >>37684


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.37686 del
>>37685
hm not bad


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.37687 del
>autismbert the only other one with only 8 runners in the game


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.37688 del
>>37687
Destined for eachother


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.37689 del
>>37676
>>37677
shan't ever pick the sociopath


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.37690 del
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easy


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.37691 del
>>37690
no Fagundez?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.37692 del
>>37690
over under on how many stages the vinester makes it through before eviscerating his body in an avoidable chute


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.37693 del
>>37692
is there a single downhill in this race?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.37694 del
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axelbert has upgraded to pictures


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.37695 del
>>37690
waar CANAL hè


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.37696 del
>>37694
captcha: click all frauds


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.37697 del
>>37694
one star for pelizzari seems low but what do i know


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.37698 del
>>37690
not too far


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.37699 del
>>37370
but why is fred going to Q30somethingsixpointfive? I don't get it.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.37700 del
>>37694
are big matty is quite clearly ONLY engaged in LEGITIMATE consenual activities


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.37701 del
>>37694
ok, but how do I solve this captcha? what's even the question?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.37702 del
>>37699
they're basically the new israel throwing money at every mid rider that will take it
>harper
>dunbar
>fred
>hermans


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.37703 del
>>37699
what's weird about that?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.37704 del
>>37702
now imagine the scenes when the ROGLIC signing hits


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.37705 del
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ok I picked Landa, his shape didn't seem that good but I can't leave him behind


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.37706 del
>>37701
>>37696


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.37707 del
>>37706
ok, it's one of those captchas where new images appear, so lots more frauds. it will take a while.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.37708 del
hello yes site admin i know your lurking make a captcha where you have to identify a top 500 rider by face to post, time limit five seconds or else you get tempbanned. attentionpaying must be ensured.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.37709 del
>>37708
what picture do you use for each rider? there are riders who have given up the fight with older portraits where they still have hair.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.37710 del
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>>37708
alright let's test


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.37711 del
lehuithouze
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS WRONG GUESS)


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.37712 del
>>37710
legit no idea


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.37713 del
I am not taking Jonas VINEGAR


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.37714 del
I will only click the bogan caricatures that rusbert made


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.37715 del
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top 200 even this guy


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.37716 del
>>37715
kulset?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.37717 del
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>>37710
far worse possible rolls


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.37718 del
>>37717
tim, mick has the big jewfro


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.37719 del
>>37716
yes, did you know there are 4(!) kulsets


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.37720 del
>>37719
I knew there were at least 3 and only the youngest Johannes is any good


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.37721 del
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>>37718
impressive, but but what about this


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.37722 del
>>37720
it's uber nepotism
one still rides (and is okay)
one still rides (and is dogshit)
one retired last year (was dogshit)
and one retired 3 years ago and is a DS at uno x (was dogshit)


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.37723 del
>>37721
it will be the banhammer for me


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.37724 del
>>37708
I don't even know 20 riders by face its over


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.37725 del
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>>37724


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.37726 del
>>37725
why its Jermaine ZEMKE of course


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.37727 del
>For the speculators among us: no, Van Aert will not be racing the World Championships in Gravel on October 12th in South Limburg, the Netherlands, either. "I would love to. But the date is very late. We've looked into it, but... part of our plan is to finish the season very early and get some rest a bit sooner."

>In order to, and here's the catch: "hopefully have a good winter." This is open to interpretation. Is Van Aert referring purely to his training schedule? Or is there a more extensive cyclocross program in the works? To be continued, no doubt.

this guy is such a obedient drone how can anyone like him
>just doesn't fit the plan bro


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.37728 del
>>37727
imagine if he went to gravel and got kwabbed by some unknown riders like bardet
I mean he's used to it in road but gravel?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.37729 del
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>>37728
brotherman


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.37730 del
>>37729
proof that american gravelleurs > wt shitters


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.37731 del
>>37657
Plowright DNDNF, he finished


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.37732 del
forty-turd


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.37733 del
>>37731
another pcsman total hallucination


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.37734 del
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>>37710
Thought this was DONNENWIRTH but NOT, this guy on the other hand..


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.37735 del
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>>37729
yeah


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.37736 del
>>37734
Check his previous foto that one's really based


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.37737 del
eating burger


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.37738 del
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>tour start in the fucking middle of the week
ffs


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.37739 del
>>37736
I did, the non-FDJ one makes him look like some generated NPC card from a 10 year old rpg game.
90s boysband from Mongolia also has its merit THOUGH.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.37740 del
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>Gathering secret information about secret picks as we speak


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.37741 del
>>37740
scouting NAT races for upcoming riders from club teams and devo teams is a good source of secret picks


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.37742 del
>>37740
>t. Boyer of the most picked runner


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.37743 del
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Runners on the podium of the prestigious Tour Bitwa Warszawska received as a trophy a replica of weapons the brave polish soldiers defended their very city with during the difficult times


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.37744 del
>>37743
>team standert
what bikes are they riding on? on Kreisssägen?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.37745 del
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oh wow, they actually do.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.37746 del
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Well we begin another mildly-anticipated .UWT race and today we begin in the Netherlands for this otherwise Flandrian Renewi Tour. This mean it's time for another sensational edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) !!

Today's bier is in firm Flandrian soil, brewed in Evergem just a few km south of Dutch border. It states the secondary fermentation is done with a wine yeast (no idea what benefit this provides....) so I guess that fits with our overall gimmick theme.

Gulden Draak Classic Tripel ($10)

Pours a gorgeous transparent auburn with cream mousse, long-lasting. Nose is yeasty with bread, light banana, funky fruit and clove. Palate is sweet malt and fruit, pleasant bitter hops, light spice, a little lingering sweetness to the finish. Carbonation really lifts the 10.5% alcohol.

Very surprised how much I liked this, did not expect much. Very good.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.37747 del
>>37746
They have Gulden Draak at the ALDI here, it is like 1 eurodollar lol


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.37748 del
>>37746
the variety 6-pack I got from them (including this one) have all been quite good, I was honestly surprised myself


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.37749 del
>>37747
Yes well after taxes, tariff, and tip it is $10 in NYC.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.37750 del
>>37746
always forget renewi tour is WT. the idea of analyzing bier like a sommelier is very funny to me, im imagining one of those youtube winehacks sniffing some proper hooch and its a silly image


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.37751 del
>>37750
It's less of a production than wine. No decanting, no slurping. Just pop and pour. Give it a sniff or two, give it a few tastes and write what I think.

To be honest, I use beer a lot to help teach wine tasting to people. Even casual beer drinkers can discuss difference between a lager, IPA, and Guinness.


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.37752 del
>>37747
but not the Starkbier version?


Bert 08/20/2025 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.37753 del
>>37751
is decanting that necessary? I also had a question about yeasts, which in beer have a huge impact on the final product but I don't see discussed with wine that often


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.37754 del
>>37752
I think they only have the 10% version, as to cater to the slightly classier echelon of drunken hobos. The ones that sit in the streets or in my træen drink Bavaria 8.6 or Grolsch Het Kanon


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.37755 del
>>37753
It's not necessary, but it makes a big difference. For young big, bold, tannic wines, you can decant and get it to come together pretty quickly.

For old wines with a lot of sediment, decanting helps separate it out so each glass isn't full of grit.

I drink a lot of Pinot Noir so it's not strictly necessary (I usually just open bottle and let it slowly open up over a few hours), but sometimes if I'm going to a tasting where I want it to be at it's best quickly, I will double decant which is pour bottle into decanter and then back into bottle.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.37756 del
as for me it is an helles lager from me local femtobrewery


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.37757 del
>>37728
Grug is probably doing gravel too


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.37758 del
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God this is the most boring velodrama to date


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.37759 del
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I zig while everyone else zags.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.37760 del
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What is this Almeida meme. Is this a collective psyop? You know literally the whole team is betraying him right


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.37761 del
Goddamnit where the fuck is my secret pick CAVIA


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.37762 del
>>37759
Mhmm philipsen for 12 is very tempting


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.37763 del
>>37760
And they're gonna do what with that betrayal. Sudoku attack just to get outdieseled 1km farther?
If he is not DNFing he is second like fishboy is second to Pogicaca.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.37764 del
>>37758
FUCK forgot about GRUEL. But it would be stupid to downgrade LANDA or anyone I will have for that 10 just to fit in a promising 6 pointer.
But what if J-wow this and that..


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.37765 del
Puck PIETERSE -WC
>“Het werd allemaal wat veel”


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.37766 del
>>37765
Following her idol fem van empel


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.37767 del
>>37765
no one wants to go to an aids infested malaria hellhole the fuck was uci thinking with this shit you lose so much time travelling/documents/medical stuff


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.37768 del
>>37767
>the fuck was uci thinking
Corruption basically


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.37769 del
>>37764
Feel free to steal it


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.37770 del
>>37768
yeah but the crowds will be kino though


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.37771 del
i suggest more berts using the flags as gimmicks. far too much potential in these for how little it is used. i usually forgot about this possibility


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.37772 del
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Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.37773 del
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Inshallah.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.37774 del
>>37765
wise puckie knows not to step foot in that hell
however for our entertainment the men shall toil on the Wall of Kigali


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.37775 del
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Landismosaurus is BACK


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.37776 del
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soon
very soon


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.37777 del
>>37775
kek


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.37778 del
>>37776
God the Vuelta is always so comfy (save for the 23 edition of course)
Here, have some HUGE: https://streamable.com/r1nwvi


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.37779 del
>>37778
angliru FEVER


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.37780 del
qthirtysixpointfive are assembling a crack team of the most mid runners on the market. the top 10's of irrelevant 2.1's better watch out next year.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.37781 del
>>37780
attentionpaypigs already rubbing their hands because they know whats up


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.37782 del
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>>37780
>>37781
Q36.5 Le Tour 2026 Superteam:
>Undisputed superleader PIDCVCK
>Mountain superdomestique DUNBAR
>Mountain gregario HARPER
>Mountain domestique VADER
>Roleur CHRISTEN
>Roleur fred
>Roleur BAX
>Roleur VAN HOUCKE


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.37783 del
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OK hear me out here, what if AYUSO is pulling a Keyser Söze, he is just pretending to be shot and retarded just to convince people his final form didn't exist?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.37784 del
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>>37783
so you're saying he's just pretending to be a rat and a shitter?
Adjusting.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.37787 del
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>>37784
Yes.

Sorry for randomly encroaching on your randomly adopted flag again Bernd, I guess it is logical you like it, just turn the green yellow and your fahne it is.
Now it is the flag of the Schwarze Deutsche Volk Minderheit Seblsthilfe Bund.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.37788 del
>>37786
Tankman never wears any other shirt.

Also, my rain condoms fit perfectly on my cleats. Wet socks nor some inshoe tinfoil/plastic bag experiments are no more.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.37789 del
>>37786
big tank spotted


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.37790 del
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>>37787
its alright Malawi Germany has an open border policy and a lot of space
everyone is welcome


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.37791 del
>>37782
already forgot that harper won on the finestre.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.37792 del
a BIG breakaway won easily in stage 2 of La Vuelta Ciclista Castilla La Mancha, stage won by a runner


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.37793 del
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DNS SWIFT Connor


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.37794 del
Sepp KUSS mejor hombre en la koerse


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.37795 del
How is LAFAY allowed into breakaways


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.37796 del
>>37795
He's a jobber despite you people sperging out over a couple of stages two years ago before several injuries.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.37797 del
AJ AUGUST gonna unlesh 15 W/Kg on the slopes of Sennaberg and ride away from the hapless spitze


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.37798 del
>>37797
>August
Now there's a runner who should never be allowed into a break. Easy win.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.37799 del
>>37798
The renners had no choice but to accept they're fate


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.37800 del
AUGUST lachee


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.37801 del
haha what the fuck


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.37802 del
>>37800
Yes well


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.37803 del
>>37801
AUGUST not dealing with these knuckleheads


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.37804 del
(9.83 MB 1280x720 2025-08-21 14-58-27-1.mp4)


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.37805 del
>BURG STROMBERG
hmmm


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.37806 del
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What is he talking about


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.37807 del
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>>37806


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.37808 del
Vingegaard no world championship but does do the european


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.37809 del
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>>37808
This was sure. Grug also said he wanted to do europe, might be the best race of the year


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.37810 del
>>37806
no quinn for the last time you cannot say the n word


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.37811 del
>>37809
pussy


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.37812 del
>>37809
>Grug vs Vingegaard
When was the last time a race or stage was a duel between these two?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.37813 del
>>37806
just bee you're self


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.37814 del
>>37812
Stage 2 and 4 this year


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.37815 del
>>37812
That stage grug won in the tour this year


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.37816 del
About that wide net towed by 36.5.
Xandro MEURISSE, caught.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.37817 del
MURPHY left a bunch of p*les in Finnegan's Wake down in Chechnya


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.37818 del
hauptfeld losing ground


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.37819 del
Absolute knuckleheads in the Spitze


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.37820 del
Maybe happenings in Renewi


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.37821 del
Alpecin missed the slag?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.37822 del
>>37821
yeah, completely


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.37823 del
>Kwakobsen


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.37824 del
VACEKBROS


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.37825 del
>>37824
Every fucking race I get caught by this dude


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.37826 del
some good chaos in renewi


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.37827 del
okay time to tune in


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.37828 del
Next Remco wins in West Bohemia


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.37829 del
And boy, the renners ran the prologo 15 seconds fast than last year, even the slovak sensation SWARZENBURGER


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.37830 del
>>37828
Schwarz-ACK


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.37831 del
mohoric still exists


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.37832 del
AERT AWOKEN AND PRESENT


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.37833 del
wow live check of his collected status


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.37834 del
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Roger that, tuning in as well.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.37835 del
Was that KUBISZ in G2. I've had a feeling that Dankmark Tour gave a skewed view.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.37836 del
(45.74 KB 666x1200 unnamed gentleman 3.jpg)


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.37837 del
Multiple DSQ's incoming


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.37838 del
>BRENNAN faster than MYLAND
not normal


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.37839 del
van poppel with another yellow


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.37840 del
>Alfred Brockwell WRIGHT


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.37841 del
Greenways mechanical


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.37842 del
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>Sieger


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.37843 del
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Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.37844 del
>>37841
convenient


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.37845 del
WELL?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.37846 del
ATTAQUE DE TROON AERTS


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.37847 del
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If my german is correct they said BRENNAN won


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.37848 del
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Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.37849 del
merlier just stopped sprinting what the fuck


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.37850 del
Where the FUCK was Merlel.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.37851 del
merwashed


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.37853 del
fuck that merlier you're supposed to keep going


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.37854 del
I can't believe I didn't take Bittner and Plumiers


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.37855 del
>>37854
that was de kleijn


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.37856 del
>>37854
That was De Kleijn, I have Pluimers.
But picking Dehairs over Bittner turned out criminel.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.37857 del
where the FUCK was de stier


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.37858 del
Milan kwabbed


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.37859 del
>>37809
I knew it


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.37860 del
>>37858
did they show the photo finish?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.37861 del
>>37770
wow magic bantu niggers chanting bantu stuff le kino!


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.37862 del
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>>37860


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.37863 del
zonder grug leadout, jasper is just a slower, shorter merlol


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.37864 del
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>>37861


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.37865 del
>>37861
literally me


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.37866 del
>>37862
that brennan is one hell of a rider, come to alpecin son


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.37867 del
>>37866
its called alpecin not anglocin. hire some grandes


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.37868 del
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>>37867


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.37869 del
>wiebes has 110 wins
why hasn't another rider hulked out yet?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.37870 del
>>37869
strength training is unhealthy for the female body. every time wiebes wins medical doctor marlen reusser secretely wishes she didn't. young girls should know that you always put health first, unless it's food poisoning then its sauber.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.37871 del
Fretin disappeared from results. Some relegation?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.37872 del
>>37871
according to PCS yes but his AI is used to hallucinating too


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.37873 del
>>37871
>Milan Fretin relegated from 3rd to th
lazy belgians still haven't reported past the top 10 but have relegated him yes


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.37874 del
Why the fucking fuck do they have Plowright working for an absolute shitter like Dehairs


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.37875 del
rewatched the sprint, fretin pushes bittner at some point in the lead in
kinda team but it's good for my goomble so deserved


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.37876 del
Kubish and Berckmouse +3:07, Morgado +4:55


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.37877 del
>Kubiš Lukáš +3:07
no refundos


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.37878 del
>>37876
>>37877

Ehh knew it >>37835 >>37522
Still threw out GAUTHERAT.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.37880 del
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Results. >>37879


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.37881 del
>>37880
I didn't want to look but it was even more horrible than I could've imagined


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.37882 del
>>37881
Forgot to remove yesterday's fuga but I guess it doesn't change a lot for you.
See, you don't podium boring team once and disaster ensues.
Better hope VACEK does something because he is still very good at everything but not specialized enough to win and/or skor big points.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.37883 del
>>37876
holy match savings


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.37884 del
WE LIVE IN TURIN


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.37885 del
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>>37884
I'm used to better MILFs though


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.37886 del
why are they forcing jakobsen to do this humiliation ritual? dude is clearly not in shape after his surgery (if he ever was)
they should've just ended his season


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.37887 del
Back from me evening workout, oh boy how I love these late evening rides in late august or september when the cagies are already asleep but it's still sunlight and the weather is calm.
Except it was a cataclismic wind today, fuck that.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.37888 del
>>37887
Wait until you discover the 5am rides


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.37889 del
KÜNG


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.37890 del
>>37887
winds are unreal today, did some giga speed efforts


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.37891 del
>>37886
They've gotten absolutely nothing out of signing him. Now they put him on the startlist just for the sake of doing it I assume.
He'll train through racing and then he has plenty of time training at home before he has to perform in February/March.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.37892 del
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Anyway, the watts are a-okay I guess, not really decreased. I haven't really did any work past two months, only BIG rides and some hiking.
Allah willing I will not get sick (again) and will have some proper rape season too.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.37893 del
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>>37887
for me some vo2max bergs


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.37894 del
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>>37893
very nice, cote no. #2 looks STEEP


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.37895 del
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Vuelta without ROGLIC just doesn't hit that hard


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.37896 del
>sep vanmarcke tp quick step
please no now I have to listen to jan bakelants on commentary


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.37897 del
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HORNER


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.37898 del
>>37889
that's right


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.37899 del
Winebert, got a wine as present, Il Mariscal Tempranillo, doesn't seem too fancy or expensive, am I missing on something or can I just drink it like a regular nothingburger.
Please be quick, it is high time to go out.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.37900 del
GRANDE pipo
a mandatory pick of course


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.37901 del
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LANDISMO well alive and kicking, also obese
Eganino MORBIDLY obese too, proceed with caution


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.37902 del
>>37901
looking good, hoping for a stage win
he deserves it


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.37903 del
MADS


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.37904 del
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that Magnus Midtbø guy did some hard triathlon with barely any training
guy is pretty good for someone that literally never cycles


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.37905 del
fucking christ, when does the shopping spree of q36.5 end? it's not like they are getting good riders.


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.37906 del
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Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.37907 del
>>37906
don't even recognize him
what version is this 4.0?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.37908 del
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If only you knew how bad things really are


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.37909 del
lol someone must've told them to finish quickly, they sped up UAE's introduction a lot


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.37910 del
>>37897
the cleanest jockey of them all


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.37911 del
>>37908
zoomer almeida


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.37912 del
imagine jonas in euro champs jersey


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.37913 del
imagine sepp kuss in USA natty champ jersey


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.37914 del
>landa in the spanish jersey
>cicco in the italian jersey
>pinot in the french jersey
a man can dream


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.37915 del
imagine Prodhomme in the yellow jersey


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.37916 del
>>37915
he's washed now


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.37917 del
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you cannot change my mind


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.37918 del
>>37917
never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake -ancient velogames proverb


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.37919 del
>MILAN +BRETAGNE CLASSIC
obviously punishment for failing in the home tour. that fatty is not making it over those breton hills


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.37920 del
>>37919
they made it harder again too


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.37921 del
>>37920
MWW


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.37922 del
>>37921
Maybe Wout Wins


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.37923 del
>>37922
it's actually thanks to him I found out it's harder because he was whining that it might be too hard for him (kwab)


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.37924 del
>>37919
dude clocks in at 87 kg of pure lard and they are making him ride all these hills?
its punishment for sharting 2 tdf stages to merlier


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.37925 del
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>>37917
great team!


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.37926 del
>>37904
Dude showed up with a 60 VO2max, untrained isn't exactly what I would use


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.37927 del
>>37926
I don't understand how his baseline is so high if he supposedly rarely does runs/swims/cycling
he's a jacked climber


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.37928 del
>>37925
what did the swim split look like. in theory shouldnt that translate from armgrimping


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.37929 del
>>37925
>>37918
my GT record speaks for itself


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.37930 del
how (in)accurate is the VO2max estimate form intervals.icu?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.37931 del
>>37896
Exactly my thoughts he was such a good caster compared to what he got now..


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.37932 del
>>37930
100% accurate


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.37933 del
>>37930
where do you find it?


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.37934 del
>>37930
mine is way too high to be true so I don't think it's very accurate


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.37935 del
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>>37930
yes


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.37936 del
>>37933
intervals.icu/power
top right


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.37937 del
>>37936
cheers

mine says 66 but I did an actual, in the lab VO2max test and it's 75


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.37938 del
>>37937
mine says 55 which is pretty much what my garmin watch said during my running era


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.37939 del
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>>37937
>75
which lab?
asking for a friend


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.37940 del
>>37930
>he does not have the gayman VO2max estimator


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.37941 del
>>37930
mine is lower than I want it to be, and therefore the system is 100% inaccurate


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.37942 del
>>37939
clinical unit where I did my PhD, I was their guinea pig and got tested a couple times for fun


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.37943 del
>>37939
for what it's worth the number reported by the test in me local uni's exercise physiology lab, g*rmin watch, and intervals power page are all within +/- 1 ml/kg/m of each other


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.37944 del
Oh for FUCK'S sake, he made Cavia 6 points. WHY, HOW, WHAT THE FUCK


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.37945 del
The only ones who get 4 points now are literal retards who got found under a bridge and were used to fill up a squad


Bert 08/21/2025 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.37946 del
my secret pick is Thibaud Gruel


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.37947 del
Bert, I...


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.37948 del
there has been an Alpecin full kit wanker sighting in Appalachia
one of many GROVES kaden lifelong ultras, surely


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.37949 del
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First Zwift race in forever. Need to get back to racing, I never push myself as deep as a race


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.37950 del
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Redpill me on Magnus SHEFFIELD


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.37951 del
>>37950
he's young he still has time


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.37952 del
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>>37951
but could August-Sept 2025 be his time?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.37953 del
>>37949
>his FTP is a measly tree digits


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.37954 del
>>37952
Vuelta starts in less than 48 hours I don't believe that's enough time


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.37955 del
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>>37953
>They've found me out despite my best efforts


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.37956 del
>leaves changing colour
>sun setting sooner
>the la vuelta beginning shortly
>berts already dusting of the raper
yep, I'm thinking we /comfy/


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.37957 del
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>>37956


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.37958 del
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I decided to check in on our old friend who would average like 500W on Zwift races and just claim "big guys make big watts".

Obviously he fixed his setup at some point and his wattage (and results) dropped like a stone. Stopped uploading Youtube vids as soon as he realized it.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.37959 del
>>37958
but did he lost the weight?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.37960 del
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Bonnamour officially banned for passport irregularities. I wonder how wild the values were for the UCI to consider this a proof


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.37961 del
>In the press conference two days before the Vuelta, Vingegaard was again asked about his two bad days. This time, he finally had an answer: "We think we've figured it out. But we're keeping it a secret. Will I never have an off day again? It can always happen, although we certainly hope not."
They're so fucking pathetic


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.37962 del
>>37961
>He doesn't trust the DATA
Ngmi


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.37963 del
>>37961
I know the secret. his powermeter wasn't broken.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.37964 del
>>37961
This is why I never pick Vingegaard in a grand tour velogame, just don't want to root for him or the other labrats


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.37965 del
>>37964
Ethics and goombling, a strange combo


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.37966 del
>>37965
It's one of the many reasons why my grand tour teams always suck, I go for teams that I want to succeed instead of picking the best choices.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.37967 del
>>37966
Like picking Hindley here for the 10th time or even considering Landasaurus Rex


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.37968 del
Bertele psyopping so hard I could swear this is Tismbert.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.37969 del
>>37968
I've seen less obvious psyop, even for him


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.37970 del
Picking Landa is just good for the soul


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.37971 del
>>37958
I miss the the Big N like you wouldn't believe


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.37972 del
Pedersen is really not worth it for 16. I read in an interview he doesn't give a FUCK about this Vuelta. Not fast enough for the flat stages and for the hilly ones they have Bagioli, who has number 1 on the team


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.37973 del
>>37958
Kek, i loved those vids but it was obvious his watts were being doubled


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.37974 del
>>37958
knocked down to 1 w/kg
kwak


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.37975 del
>the PESTEL, POOTER, CRAPS tridente


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.37976 del
Gee leaves israel for Ineos, immediate effect


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.37977 del
>>37976
What was first, getting him off the Vuelta startlist or Ineos negotations.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.37978 del
Could the flagmaster decide who am I, burger or malawinegro.
One flag per day please.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.37979 del
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This just in
GEE Derek leaves Israel for Ineos. Like always you heard it here first


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.37980 del
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>>37968
>>37969
I am not psyopping, this is the team I am choosing. Not perfect and I could also pick Landa in place of Hindley, but I'm a sucker for Jai


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.37981 del
>>37980
>I am not psyopping
Fair enough, I have never heard of a hindley fan tbqh


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.37982 del
>>37979
I wonder if he says the same as Birdsong after he leaves Israel.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.37983 del
>>37981
I really liked the Giro with him and Carapaz, he was great in the Tour in 23 before the crash as well. Shame he crashed right at the start of this year's Giro, would've been fun to see him ride with Pelizzari and Rogla


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.37984 del
>>37982
>Pro cyclist Jakob Fuglsang says it’s “nicer to ride without an Israel logo than with it”
kek I wasn't even aware


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.37985 del
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>>37979
looks like he's lawyering up. palestine's strongest warrior?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.37986 del
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>>37979
>>37985


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.37987 del
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>>37985
surely he can make up a story about being bullied by his boss for a political stance or something. Both IPT owners have made some strong political statements in the past and 'feeling uncomfortable at the team' or something has worked well enough for blobloblo


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.37988 del
>>37984
To be fair dude signed in 2022, it's not like israel has been a terrorist state for 30 years or something


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.37989 del
>>37985
From the river to the sea derek Gee will be free!


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.37990 del
>>37987
bretty sure IPT is registered in Isreal so that's the jurisdiction of his paying contract so the argument probably doesn't fly in a isreali court kek. Doubt UCI will intervene because their official stance is dont ask dont tell


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.37991 del
>>37984
I've seen someone else day that it was horrible recently too
Woods I think


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.37992 del
>>37990
He's going to get fucked


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.37993 del
>>37990
>License country: Israel
uh oh geebros


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.37994 del
>>37985
I want to see a top Ineos TTT now with Ganna, Gee, Sheffield, Arseman, G, Watson, Turner, Kwiato


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.37995 del
>>37993
He’s going to the sneedaya prison it’s over


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.37996 del
sources are saying remco might soon break contract and transfer from bora to ineos


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.37997 del
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what's a contract even worth in 2025? If you're a low-mid budget team you are at risk of losing your one or two good riders at any point in time no matter how many more years you've signed them for


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.37998 del
>>37997
in theory quickstep still got (some) buyout money from memco's contract. No idea what gee's angle is, obviously not a expert in isreali contract law but he probably doesn't have a buyout so he's fucked innit.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.37999 del
long sleeves might be back on the menu tomorrow


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.38000 del
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We live in Castilla, 60 km to the meta


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.38001 del
>>37999
can you recommend you're long sleeved jersey?
I have long limbs and most sleeves are too short but if it's good enough for the speegoshian proportions of are Brtek then well...


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.38002 del
looking at GEE's strava he was doing 30/hr a week until the 3rd week of july and then suddenly stopped. he's been doing 10hr/wk since. last few weeks definitely not what you'd expect from a vuelta training camp and he's stayed in Andorra the whole time so assumably this has been boiling behind the scenes for a bit and they told him he's out a while ago


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.38003 del
>>38002
good point it's impossible for a runner to train unless they post it
that's what makes the recent form of POEL so impressive


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.38004 del
So now every team did the buyout thing except UAE. Imagine the Twitter outrage if they did it


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.38005 del
>>38003
are you accusing GEE, the cleanest rider in the pedalton, of being disingenuous with his strava posts


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.38006 del
>>38004
how much is the buyout for a lifetime contract


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.38007 del
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BIERMANS to COFIDIS


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.38008 del
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>>38001
sleeve could be a bit longer but that is impossible for me


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.38009 del
>>38007
kek


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.38010 del
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ah yes it is the Geraardsbergen day in benelux i almost forgot


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.38011 del
>DNS TURNER
what the FUCK


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.38012 del
>>38011
He's going to the vuelta LMAO


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.38013 del
>>38002
I think his wrist was broken, not related to this IPT thing


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.38014 del
>>38012
>it's real
Bedder adjuzd dad Berd :DDDDD
Guess you will get a refund from George.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.38015 del
>>38008
does it really have
>NONCONFORMIST / UNITY
printed on the sleeve?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.38016 del
>>38014
No refunds Meeus did the same earlier this year


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.38017 del
>>38015
possibly, i never noticed


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.38018 del
>>38012
he should DNS week 2 to do the tour of britain which is like five flat stages. like 10 flat sprints in tree weeks, this is what marginal gains means


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.38019 del
>>38011
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.38020 del
the resurrected man plowright in the tete


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.38021 del
Good break in the bingoblngo tour


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.38022 del
>>38016
UCI should STOP this fucking BULLSHIT


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.38023 del
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GRAVEL finale, runner took a wrong turn!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AKe3Pfd5wRM [Embed]


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.38024 del
I can't even watch 5 minutes of the LAB propaganda documentation its unbearable


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.38025 del
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It's been 1.1 km to the meta forever


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.38026 del
>>38023
a runner won


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.38027 del
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>>38024
kek


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.38028 del
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Spanish finales just hit different


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.38029 del
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Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.38030 del
>>38028
kino


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.38031 del
>>38011
>>38012
This outrageous, I demand an immediate investigation and some free Velopoints for my troubles


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.38032 del
Test


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.38033 del
>>38007
when you thought Cofidis hired all Belgian frauds already, they keep proving you wrong


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.38034 del
>>38024
It's the typical dutch behavior. Extreme arrogance that comes from insecurity. I can't stand them


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.38035 del
>>37985
Signed a long contract too early and now realize he could get much higher pay elsewhere?
Not sure how he's going to get out of that one but


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.38036 del
Polska won the Bitwa Warszawska


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.38037 del
>>38035
signed his current contract after his sulphurous 2023 giro. probably a decent amount but after a 4th in this years geero he can do better. or more accurately INEOS are frothing at the mouth to overpay an anglo talent


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.38038 del
speaking of long term contracts johnny milan signed for lidl till 2029


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.38039 del
In a battle between INEOS and Israel lawyers, who wins?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.38040 del
>>38037
>>38035
ineos pays non-anglo invisible gc frauds millions, we can't even imagine how much they would be paying a decent anglo gc rider.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.38041 del
>>38039
in Israel? brailsford comes out in a bodybag


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.38042 del
>>38037
I remember reading about 500k/year which seems quite low honesty for a rider his caliber, I doubt he'll get under 1.5m per year at Ineos


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.38043 del
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>>38042
now do ONLEY


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.38044 del
>>38036
>allegedly

That Mitdbo guy is a freak. Pound for pound strength was already proven, plus some relatively very good results in endurance gimmick vids.
But doing that Iron/Norseman so good with so little prep is insane.
Also reminds me I need to get back to learning Norwegian because I have NO idea what were they saying.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.38045 del
>>38037
>2023 giro
Was a surprising race for an unknown rider but he was still a breakaway merchant with no wins. Since then he consistently top 10s stage races including the Tour de France he rode in 2024.
If he could end his contract and sign a new one now he could get a way higher salary.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.38046 del
>fatkobsen abandoned
this fraud is gonna make froome's jobbering look like a consummate professional.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.38047 del
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Grug starting his interval session


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.38048 del
>>38047
Nice, total peleton death


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.38049 del
>>38047
this is obviously like when he would get into mountain breaks in the tour and then dnf [i am coping]


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.38050 del
>>38047
Glad we can't see anything because Belgium is a third world country


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.38051 del
>>38050
Meanwhile, the prestigious Baltic Chain Race (Memorial Martin LAAS) has a whole stage covered


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.38052 del
Thermonuclear attack it seems


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.38053 del
I do not have Van der Poel and I do not have Van Gils. Stop the race


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.38054 del
Caruso DNS


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.38055 del
>>38053
But you have Jensen ALLRIGHT in the slag, all is good.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.38056 del
>>38054
RIP to the old man


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.38057 del
>>38051
Some Finnish superstars are racing the Baltic Chain Tour such as Jaakko SILLANKORVA, Matias AHTOSALO and Petja TEPPO. One of the guys in their team, Jesper Lindahl was in some touble in the TTT today, he has pretty similar power to myself hehe.
https://balticchaintour.com/live/live-2025/


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.38058 del
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I'm getting the gang back together
I wonder if Gilbert is seething nobody wants him


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.38059 del
>>38054
Phew, I was still mulling trimming the points off climbers by picking him. The squad is set probably anyways, but that is one temptation less.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.38060 del
VAN GILS and DE LIE are just a wave function.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.38061 del
>>38058
confirms my suspicion about Gilbert being toxic


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.38062 del
French RAI says KUBISZ was a victime d'une petite chute.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.38063 del
DNF KIRSCH Alexey
DNF KRIJNSEN Jelte
DNF BARBIER Pierre


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.38064 del
>>38058
Pretty sure Vanmarcke was never at QS


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.38065 del
MVDPneumonia and Van Shills caught by peloton

KWABs


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.38066 del
Matthias VaKwab missing the slags, never trusting a czech again


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.38067 del
Ahhhh save me Wellens, you're my only hope


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.38068 del
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My boys are CHUMIL, SILVA and FAGÚNDEZ, but picking all of them is definitely not going to work


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.38069 del
group of strong classics runners. and stan devulf


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.38070 del
>>38067
Where the fuck is Bettilol. Why does he never do any fucking thing when you pick him. He is IMPOSSIBLE to predict


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.38071 del
Oh is there? I thought it was Ballerini


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.38072 del
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I want to pick LANDISMO and /elite/ but I know both are basically quadriplegic, but I also need to humble the uppity Autismbert so I need to pick someone else


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.38073 del
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>>38072
I have Landa in my team right now


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.38074 del
>Correction, it is Bettiol Alberto (XDS Astana Team) in group 2 instead of Ballerini Davide (XDS Astana Team).
Okay I am BACK


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.38075 del
>>38072
I want to believe in JOAO but his comments about form and the inevitable betrayals from all sides give me pause


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.38076 del
I'm not picking Vinegar or Mads. Or any other Dane for that matter.
Not racist. Just don't like em.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.38077 del
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>>38073
that sounds unlikely


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.38078 del
I need one more guy in G2.
Can F Vermeersch or Kubisz do something.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.38079 del
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>>38077
It is true. Of course many adjustments will be made


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.38080 del
>>38079
>hindlel


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.38081 del
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>https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/mika-heming
>he was born in a haus


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.38082 del
kubishbros...


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.38083 del
>>38079
I simply cannot believe that THIS is a 100-point team.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.38084 del
KUBIS LACHEE


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.38085 del
Kiwi wins in West Bohemia


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.38086 del
Kopecky now has like 2 minutes to recover


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.38087 del
vacek lachee attaque wellens


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.38088 del
kopečky might be too difficult for Kopecky


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.38089 del
I've seen enough, MVDP breathing thru half a nostril


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.38090 del
DE STIER I KNEEL


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.38091 del
Mohoric can still win


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.38092 del
The bull strong


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.38093 del
GRUG GOES SOLO


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.38094 del
>DE LIE dropping february WELLENS
not normal


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.38095 del
shouldntve doubted enecotour wellens


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.38096 del
chute in deutschland


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.38097 del
mvdp goes


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.38098 del
KWAB STATUS:
Vacek, Nys, La Porte, Kubish, Kopecky, Ballerini, Lawrance, Rex, fred, Asgreen


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.38099 del
Moho bonk


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.38100 del
>bertiol dropping everyone in g2


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.38101 del
>people didn't take GRUG


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.38102 del
>>38101
HE HAD PNEUMONIA WHAT THE FUCK

SQUEAK SQUEAK


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.38103 del
belgian heroes kwabbed by the dutch diablo once again


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.38104 del
Why does vacek suck so much


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.38105 del
Nice moto draft for Grug


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.38106 del
brennan and milan bridge holy shit


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.38107 del
scenes in deutscherland


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.38108 del
MVDP is riding to set up Tibor DEL GROSSO

You heard it here first


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.38109 del
>>38104
Chuted in Poland, chuted in Renewi


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.38110 del
what part of RENEWI are Berts from?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.38111 del
>>38110
Wi


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.38112 del
CAM ON MARIUS


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.38113 del
MYLAND CHASING


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.38114 del
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HEJA SØREN


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.38115 del
OH NO NO NO NO SHEEHAN BROS


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.38116 del
Kek, what a shit show of a sprint


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.38117 del
HAHAHAHAHA
ISRAEL KWAB


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.38118 del
stan dewulf is only good in the renewi geraardsbergen stage and does nothing else all year


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.38119 del
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holy kwab


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.38120 del
del lekke bandenosso


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.38121 del
>>38119
lmao what a buffoon


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.38122 del
De Lie looking like he is hanging on for dear life


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.38123 del
>>38119
fitting for israel


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.38124 del
>>38119
HAHAHAHA


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.38125 del
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courtesy of rusbert


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.38126 del
>>38125
Fuck Israel and fuck the US.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.38127 del
>>38126
that's right


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.38128 del
>>38125
probably one of the worsts I've seen of this kind


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.38129 del
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>>38125
I wonder how far behind he expected Narvaez to be


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.38130 del
>>38129
I think he just forgot, he looks at the norge beast and thinks yes I have this


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.38131 del
>Alfred Brockwell Wright


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.38132 del
>Daniek Hengeveld to Visma
I first thought that was a boys name


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.38133 del
>>38129
i always wonder how much runners know about their competition (and if DS's tell them anything). id bet money he thought narvaez was just another skinny sudaka with no sprint and thought once he beat the hippo it was over. in a lot of interviews runners will just go out and say they didn't know about another guy in the group with them


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.38134 del
>>38132
PCS needs a femmes filter


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.38135 del
cam on stier


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.38136 del
De Lie getting dropped any time now


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.38137 del
grug looks like he's training while the others are dying


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.38138 del
>>38136
apologise


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.38139 del
>>38137
wellens and stier especially always look like that tbf


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.38140 del
I wish I had a grug bidon


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.38141 del
>>38138
Reverse jinx to benefit my velogames team, tbh


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.38142 del
almost time for the bridge


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.38143 del
>alfred bockwell wright
das rite? who knew that fred had such a fancy name


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.38144 del
I don't know if grug is playing but he looks kinda gassed


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.38145 del
slurpage time


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.38146 del
holy moly that's my stier


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.38147 del
good final


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.38148 del
stierbros not like this


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.38149 del
monstrous final sprint


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.38150 del
VaKWAB like 30th
grim


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.38151 del
well done De Lie tbh


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.38152 del
grug loves some good competition that makes him smash the pedals hard


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.38153 del
good race


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.38154 del
good racing tooday


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.38155 del
grug uncharacteristically gassed


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.38156 del
wellens lost 12 seconds in 100 meters


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.38157 del
>>38156
the power of 1300 watt sprints


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.38158 del
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anyway thank you veloman for replacing TURNER with LAURANCE very kind of you


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.38159 del
can't wait to see De Lie win Flanders some day


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.38160 del
Another moral victory by the walloon bull


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.38161 del
>>38160
they should probably consider skipping the entire spring season if he's gonna resurface from the tour on every year


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.38162 del
>>38150
four more years of slaving for Mads and Milan


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.38163 del
>kooij and bittner made g2
impressive


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.38164 del
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>Alfred Brockwell WRIGHT


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.38165 del
12 km to go at the Baltic Chain
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IBz1KMMoBD8 [Embed]


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.38166 del
kinda funny van gils completely exploded trying to follow grug for an hour
the jorgenson treatment


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.38167 del
>de lie leader
poor lotte jobbers are going to suffer the next two days


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.38168 del
>>38163
and magnier didn't (for now)
very impressive


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.38169 del
>>38168
BITTNER might be less sprinter more classic rider eventually ending up in the infamous VACEKzone when he's not that good at either


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.38170 del
ESTONIA wins BIGLY


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.38171 del
The infamous MVDF may take this one.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.38172 del
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Mads makes an appearance in Estonia


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.38173 del
>tactically perfect by the estonian national team
movistar dabbed on


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.38174 del
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interesting group


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.38175 del
>>38174
I was convinced DONALDSON would be the next big thing. this result is the closest thing to a sign of life from him this year


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.38176 del
>>38174
A bit annoyed a got fixated on Tibor working for Grug as I wanted to pick both.
Annoying are Qwabendish would have been a nice extra.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.38177 del
Leuven is also a really hard stage despite not really looking like it, I can imagine things can get chaotic


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.38179 del
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Results. >>38178


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.38180 del
>>38179
This is NOT okay


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.38181 del
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Kek, must be a bit depressing


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.38182 del
>>38181
friend de lie help friend grug train yes


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.38183 del
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love for cow betsy is over, I love my bike now


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.38184 del
>>38183
he needs to move out of the family farm and into some cycling colony in Andorra or Monaco where he wont be distracted


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.38185 del
>>38184
grug needs to take him in his inner circle of guys he rides with in Spain


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.38186 del
>>38185
who else does he take there? i was under the impression he went solo. not much room and the private jet and such


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.38187 del
>>38186
I know of meeus, philipsen and the freddy ovett guy
memco and pogacar are guest appearances


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.38188 del
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alright, time to make la vuelta ciclista veloteam


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.38189 del
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>>38179
>>38180


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.38190 del
John Degenkolb 11th today, old boy still got it


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.38191 del
>>38187
>the freddy ovett guy
who the hell is that?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.38192 del
Kubish +9:32


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.38193 del
>>38191
a friend of grug


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.38194 del
>>38192
yes, well


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.38195 del
>>38186
he also rides or used to ride with gianni vermeersch a lot


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.38196 del
>>38195
everyone that regularly trains with him gets significantly stronger


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.38197 del
>>38196
pog and mvdp have this effect while jonas has the complete opposite effect. interesting.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.38198 del
>>38197
Jonas only rides alone or in the visma camp as far as I know


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.38199 del
>>38197
who have you heard Jonas rides with?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.38200 del
tour l'avenir is STACKED this year
except the dutch team where I recognize 0 riders


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.38201 del
>>38198
he even rides alone on the camps I've seen


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.38202 del
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>>38196
imagine getting to ride with grug on a regular basis


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.38203 del
>Lidl-Trek is reportedly interested in Juan Ayuso. The Spanish cyclist is still under contract with UAE Emirates XRG, but would love to have that contract terminated. If that happens, Lidl-Trek would be ready to sign Ayuso, writes Ciro Scognamiglio, journalist for La Gazetta dello Sport.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.38204 del
>>38203
nothing ever happens but if it does i hope it happens during week tree of the vuelta


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.38205 del
>>38203
this is very interesting. Not because anyone cares for Ratyuso but rather because this means Ayuso will probably ride the vuelta poorly on purpose. Expect betrayal kino


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.38206 del
>>38204
>he starts working for ciccone halfway through the race


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.38207 del
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>>38206
death pull to kill almeida and then he hops in the car. you heard it hear first


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.38208 del
>>38206
>Ayuso working for someone else
now that would be a plot twist I hadn't seen coming


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.38209 del
>>38208
technically he'd be working for himself to spice up his new contract


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.38210 del
>>38201
He's just like me kek


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.38211 del
>>38207
almeida is immune to death pulls because he already drops 10 minutes before that


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.38212 del
All this talk in public about not being happy with his contract at UAE seems risky to me.
If there is a team that can afford to have a top rider on the payroll without letting him ride anything surely it would be UAE. He shouldn't piss them off in case they get too petty and ruin his career.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.38213 del
>>38212
supposedly some of UAE management like Ayuso so he's not entirely without friends


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.38214 del
>>38213
supposedly there's a divide between matxin and gianetti camps, the spaniards vs the rest


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.38215 del
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love this man like you wouldn't believe


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.38216 del
>>38215
he took the KOM on the muur last lap (of the people that post on strava)


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.38217 del
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>>38216
also nice sprint


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.38218 del
>>38215
BIG ouch


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.38219 del
>>38215
sovlclismo


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.38220 del
>>38213
>>38214
He really should just ride and act like a good boy until he gets an actual good offer (or until he moves up again in the hierarchy by winning something big). He'll still get good race calendars even without going to the Tour. The only thing he seems to be missing atm is training with Sola which Almeida gets to.

More than whatever happened last year, I guess his main problem is actually how much he overlaps with Del Toro in stage racing, classics and age.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.38221 del
>>38220
>can't overlap with pogacar
>can't overlap with del toro
>share races with almeida who is probably just as good as him
grim situation


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.38222 del
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>


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.38223 del
>>38221
I'm really interested in how they'll divide races in the spring next year. Especially if Pogi decides to do P-N or Tirreno. And then of course the GTs.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.38224 del
>>38222
picture of the year for me


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.38225 del
>>38223
Maybe they'll chain del toro to pogacar for a while he won't mind. Or just get rid of ayuso


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.38226 del
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Turner is Sprinter and 8 Velocoins


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.38227 del
>>38226
well he is a sprinter now


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.38228 del
>>38226
very funny that last vuelta he did he was a medium mountain domestique for crod


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.38229 del
>>38228
back then I though alFRED Wright would be the next big thing


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.38230 del
I need a good six pointer


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.38231 del
>>38230
buratti


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.38232 del
>>38230
A certain imaginary rider/cyc/ made up is 6 points


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.38233 del
what kind of career ending disease does lazkano have by the way?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.38234 del
>>38232
I already have him
>>38231
Never heard of her


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.38235 del
>>38233
fuckers refuse to tell us


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.38236 del
>>38230
David de la Cruz


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.38237 del
tulett is actually the most interesting 6 pointer but you never know with pissma tactics


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.38238 del
>>38230
chutefield


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.38239 del
>>38237
Visma tactics are always the same. "Make the race hard" and put a satellite rider out in front on big mountain stages.
I don't think we'll see Tulett ride his own chances much.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.38240 del
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Now that i know which one NOT to pick, my team is perfect


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.38241 del
>>38239
they really don't need any sattelite riders because vingegaard is so far above the rest and all the stages are unipuertos


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.38242 del
>>38239
Vuelta is too much of a uni puerto clown show for those tactics


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.38243 del
>>38230
Bisiaux


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.38244 del
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Nice coastal roads around here, I need to bring a bike next time


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.38245 del
I am running three 4 pointers. Will challenge Qwabendish for the most boring team.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.38246 del
>sort riders by age
>choose the 6 oldest ones
this will work except you have to do it for every category veloman forces upon you so don't make a full GC team. I believe in Jan Hirt and I guess the rest will be Italians.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.38247 del
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>>38246
one of these will win a stage and it's not Landa


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.38248 del
>>38247
Half the peloton are zoomers that are eligible for the white jersey. Where are all the 40yo boomers? This isn't my vuelta.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.38249 del
KOERDT Bjorn will be the derek gee of this vuelta


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.38250 del
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on the quickstep site - probably not deliberate but fun to imagine they switched the photo to cover remco after he left kek


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.38251 del
>>38215
the BULL is BACK


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.38252 del
>>38249
Hopefully, I am not investing my scarce bux into some troon slaving for a cat killer.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.38253 del
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>>38247
The time has come, there is no one older than me on a GT startlist.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.38254 del
>>38252
troon is a four pointer?? im not convinced veloman has watched cycling for the past two weeks


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.38255 del
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think i will zag this vuelta. too big of a gap to don patje to close with conventional picks and mamma didnt raise no 2outje. not like tismbert and the czech can catch me anyway. or maybe i will regain my sensibilities and readjust.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.38256 del
>>38254
Many missplaced points, perhaps deliberately to put together a decent team with the big point drainers.
I would zag too but there is no one to zag to. Unless Frigo+GC guy at wild card.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.38257 del
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>>38253
I knew that feel.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.38258 del
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Well I have completely rejiggered my team.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.38259 del
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>>38258
There's just something unsettling about it, I don't know. I just can't spend big bux on the Almeida/Ayuso betrayal arc.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.38260 del
Started tinkering with me picks, somehow now psyopped myself into redoing half of my team and ditching /elite/.


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.38261 del
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I gotta stop riding in the heat


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.38262 del
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Adjusted


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.38263 del
>>38261
thank god the heat shaitan is finally defeated here, wind even felt a bit chilly today


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.38264 del
>>38262
Landa is having fun naked?


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.38265 del
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>>38263
>11 degrees at the altos
long sleeves might not cut it


Bert 08/22/2025 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.38266 del
>>38265
>>37957


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.38267 del
>cold and rainy morning

Back to bed I go


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.38268 del
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>>38267
>>38265


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.38269 del
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Why are journos so fond of sprinters? They bring absolutely nothing to the sport and now that sprinters team have figured out you start pulling when the break is a 2 minute these stages need to go.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.38270 del
>>38269
meanwhile the tdf is talking about getting rid of sprint stages entirely one way or another.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.38271 del
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Okay I am taking Marco Soler and hoping for FULL betrayal modus


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.38272 del
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The neighbour is drilling again.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.38273 del
>>38270
They're simply too boring


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.38274 del
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Eventually I have gone with jockey freshness, LANDA would make the cut but unfortunately he may be akshually shot and the best you could get is a turd place from a breakaway on stage 22.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.38275 del
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Okay the adjustments are done, I have made peace with the fact that I took out all the wrong runners and the ones I put in will chute on day 1. It just is what it is. It never gets any better. Just like real life


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.38276 del
>>38217
Grug really worked on his long sprint to win that one


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.38277 del
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I'm doing it a bit daring this time. Anyway my only hope is to win this, too far in the general


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.38278 del
>>38277
>Gaudu
Maybe make your fake team a LITTLE bit believable Bert


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.38279 del
>up to 15 m/s gusts
>10 degrees
>some rain
BIG ride postponed to tomorrow, tomorrow looks MUCH better


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.38280 del
>Le Aldo de L'Angliru is the prestigious Cima Alberto Fernández Blanco despite not being the highest road of the race
very peculiar


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.38281 del
>wanted to post something on 4/cuck/
>endless captcha loop
this one is on me


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.38282 del
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>>38281
Such cases.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.38283 del
is cicco just bait?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.38284 del
>>38283
better not be, my velosqueak depends on him going paranormal


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.38285 del
>>38282
4chan is owing the British government money. pay the denbts.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.38286 del
>>38283
yes


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.38287 del
>>38285
Washington and the rest are turning in their graves.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.38288 del
Next: I'm gonna get fined by a bobby for driving on the right side of the road.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.38289 del
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most exciting race today will be the l'avenir prologue. look at that startlist


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.38290 del
>>38288
Not if you get a loicense for driving on the right to respect your cultural heritage


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.38291 del
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>>38289
Torres is going to dab on your Wildars and Seixases.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.38292 del
>>38289
My boy NOVAK not on the startlist for some reason


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.38293 del
fuck it, I'm going trekless


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.38294 del
Last minute adjustments done, Riccitello OUT. Shan't be picking any Israeli scum.
Ready to be let down now


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.38295 del
KUBIS in the kop


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.38296 del
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WE LIVE IN SPAIN (Italy)


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.38297 del
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>Vuelta starts in Torino
>stage is not a Superga unipuerto
what the FUCK were they thinking?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.38298 del
4 km to salida real, last moments to adjust


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.38299 del
Salida neutralizada, all according to plan


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.38300 del
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>Fatkobsen collected again


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.38301 del
so Giro in late summer, keep it or drop it?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.38302 del
Cabeza goes solo


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.38303 del
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Kwik, adjust.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.38304 del
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Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.38305 del
I don't want to click on the latest visma LAB tour video, but how many are calling them out for their retarded tactics? I also assume that the first 200 commentaries are sucking wout's dick.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.38306 del
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>>38304


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.38307 del
>>38306
This is my team but worse


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.38308 del
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I came home from a 10-course dinner with cocktails and like nine glasses of wine. I completely disassembled and restructured this team like nine times.

I have no idea how Castrillo ended up here but here we go.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.38309 del
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>>38304


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.38310 del
really thought more people would pick elite


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.38311 del
>>38310
I had him until about 1130pm last night


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.38312 del
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No one else has Oli Knight? Oddball this.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.38313 del
>>38310
I want to be believe but the dude is basically on a wheelchair


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.38315 del
>>38312
the cofidis team release said he was strictly there to hjaelp coquard so that turned me off.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.38316 del
>>38310
makes it much better when he inevitably wins the vueltagiro


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.38320 del
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Picks. >>38314


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.38321 del
>>38315
Yeah, hjaelp him on his tree stages, fine. Then do your thing Oli.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.38322 del
>>38320
Back on the top baby, that last half bottle of wine at midnight really sealed the deal.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.38323 del
>>38320
KOERDT BJØRN still managing to fuck up your program. also how am i the only bert to pick him


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.38324 del
>>38323
Kek, for me it was him or troon, troon won on grounds on being much more fresh and proven, despite being probably chained to cat killer.
If short bjorn turns out to be the shit, I will kneel.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.38325 del
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I have GAROFOLI because he sprinted to 11th place once in the Giro


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.38326 del
>>38325
Best name of the peloton as well


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.38327 del
Apparently Ella VIVIANI is running this very La Vuelta Ciclista for some reason


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.38328 del
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>>38327
there may well be a world where he wins tooday


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.38329 del
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>MAILAND dropped in deutscherland


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.38330 del
5 km slopes to the slopes of Que Sera Sera, Jonas about to unleash 110 km solo


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.38331 del
Was on a group ride, one of my friends chuted hard right in front of me.
Kinda shell shocked


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.38332 del
>>38331
better him than you


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.38333 del
>>38332
True but I've never bunny hoped an entire human body in a descent before


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.38334 del
>>38333
damn thats metal, good ride skills and reaction


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.38335 del
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Was supposed to do 3x26 min sweetspot but legs were empty in the third so just bailed out. Anyway, decent eggs scored, in-laws are taking care of the kid, time for comfy Vuelta.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.38336 del
>>38331
is he okay


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.38337 del
>>38336
yeah just his arm/elbow torn open but in hindsight that was pretty tame


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.38338 del
>>38335
WASHED


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.38339 del
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Rode gravel today, lots of elevation, cool wind and rain drizzle but in the woods it was nice.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.38340 del
are renewibros gonna make it?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.38341 del
>>38339
bohemiesque forests, nice


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.38342 del
>>38341
I'm sorry these are Schlesier forests.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.38343 del
>>38339
Very nice bert, looks like a lovely late summer's trip.
>>38338
Yes well


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.38344 del
>>38340
no


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.38345 del
>>38344
how unfortunate


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.38346 del
Juliust Bert earning his pay


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.38347 del
>>38346
for who?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.38348 del
>>38347

Molano innit


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.38349 del
>>38348
Molano is out Bertc.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.38350 del
>>38348
he's DNF


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.38351 del
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>>38349
>>38350


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.38352 del
bittner wins


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.38353 del
merlel easy


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.38354 del
Merlol so strong


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.38355 del
>>38351
this was made for me


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.38356 del
he is inevitable


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.38357 del
the desolate village of girmay


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.38358 del
>>38357
not bad for the black pearl


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.38359 del
vuelta already slurped up the break, time for a nap


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.38360 del
>>38359
don't forget to wake up in like 15 minutes because its only 20k to go in Deutschland (slurp)


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.38361 del
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PLUIMERS sharts it UP just when I pick him while that FUCK BITTNER suddenly wakes up.
FUCKITY SHART, TITS.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.38362 del
I at least hope that Alepcin guy was Dehairs because if it is Allright I am going to cause a treincrash in Nederland.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.38363 del
>>38362
it was


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.38364 del
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It's DEHAIRS, gud.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.38365 del
>>38362
it was dehairs
what a name, true alpeciner


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.38366 del
del grosso looks like a goblin


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.38367 del
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>>38366
ayy lmao


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.38368 del
Baroncini just awoke from his coma, might be end of his career


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.38369 del
>>38365
Kek, I guess Balderstone is never getting a gig with them.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.38370 del
>>38368
i've only seen it described as 'spinal injuries', have they been more specific then that in any press releases. obviously if it's severe enough he's not getting back on the bike


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.38371 del
>>38368
Damn.
Atleast he is awake. Hope he gets out of this bloodsport without lasting issues.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.38372 del
>>38370
>At the Milan hospital, he subsequently underwent spinal surgery and a complex operation on his jaw and face, which lasted a full eleven hours. Fourteen days after the serious accident, last Wednesday, the sedation was finally discontinued, according to sources such as Corriere di Romagna.
sounds bad


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.38373 del
why did I take FFB instead of Top Ganna...


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.38374 del
Jonas cancelled stage 2 of the Vuelta Junior a la Ribera del Duero


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.38375 del
NARVAEZ cucking two runners two stages straight


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.38376 del
nice deviation in Deutschland
van poppel won but at what cost


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.38377 del
Very sketchy in Niemcy.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.38378 del
VAN POPPEL relegated again
Knucklehead train by W*ut


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.38379 del
that was a sketchy sprint


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.38380 del
how has van poopel not been red carded into a ban yet


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.38381 del
van deviation strikes again


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.38382 del
>Be me
>Renewi Tour Velogames
>Don't pick any good riders
What the fuck was I thinking


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.38383 del
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somebody get this hothead outta here


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.38384 del
Is van Poppel literally incapable of sprinting without endangering everyone around him?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.38385 del
>>38384
after his first 2 yellows he said he literally doesn't give a shit if they ban him and took another in the tour


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.38386 del
the hippo having a golden deutschland tour (after he is declared todays winner)


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.38387 del
>>38385
Kinda based, ngl


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.38388 del
>>38385
still dont know why more people dont try his patented leadout-then-smash-into-enemy-sprinter move


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.38389 del
that italian quick stepper isn't half that bad, they might actually resurface in the classics soon


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.38390 del
fdj will curse the day they decided not to keep right arm


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.38391 del
why doesn't the germany tour go into the Schwarzwald for some proper riding?
no money there?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.38393 del
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VAN POPPEL relegated


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.38394 del
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Results. >>38392


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.38395 del
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>>38393
deserved


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.38396 del
>>38393
just ban him for a few months already


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.38397 del
>>38393
>uno-x winner
boo


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.38398 del
I am looking forward to another GRAND tour where I can watch my favourite runner (Sepp Kuss)


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.38399 del
>>38393
zonder card?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.38400 del
>>38398
Very based post


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.38401 del
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russian flag got updated


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.38402 del
>>38401
Putin agreed to full annexation? Maybe Trump is a better negotiator than I thought.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.38403 del
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>>38401


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.38404 del
these foreign starts are so stupid if it just ends up being italy or something


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.38405 del
>>38404
a grand tour in Italy? what a novel idea


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.38406 del
My experience with the daddy stream is getting worse and worse


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.38407 del
>>38406
I'm glad this one is on sporza tbh
none of the stream websites are good anymore, tiz is absolute aids and those admins in chat have their heads so far up their heads


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.38408 del
>>38404
Yeah this is just a bizarre non event


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.38409 del
gf change for van Baarle Dylan


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.38410 del
OMRZEL already started


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.38411 del
sexy ass better wins the baby tour


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.38412 del
>>38406
it has been very bad last few days.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.38413 del
>>38410
heemed by dopehagen


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.38414 del
>>38406
what do you expect? they stream football, so premier league and the pay to watch ads tv channels are going after it.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.38415 del
No stream of the l'Avenir it would appear


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.38416 del
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women avenir has almost the entire same startlist as last year, why is this allowed


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.38417 del
>>38414
quality service that I PAY for
>>38413
20 seconds is a lot
some hommes already two minutes slower than the fastest femme


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.38418 del
is it against the rules going straight across a roundabout?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.38419 del
a demon taking over the feed


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.38420 del
jumbo already up to their shenanigans


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.38421 del
Lukáš TUCKWELL ten seconds behind NORDHAGEN, ten seconds ahead of OMRZEL


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.38422 del
jaybird vine taking the safe route


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.38423 del
>17:39:00 TORRES Pablo
>18:06:00 PERICAS Adrià
>18:14:00 PŘIDAL Tomáš
>18:26:30 WIDAR Jarno
>18:31:00 ØXENBERG Peter
>18:31:30 FINN Lorenzo
>18:32:00 SEIXAS Paul


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.38424 del
viviani is alive (for now)


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.38454 del
NEW THREAD:
>>38426
>>38426
>>38426


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