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/cyc/ - La Vuelta Thread #1 Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No. 38426
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>Current and upcoming races
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

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https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

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Previous thread:
>>37411


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.38428 del
Such an easy win, other teams were not even trying


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.38429 del
Massive kwab sprint by almost all sprinters


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.38430 del
this one is named number one so we go here first


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.38431 del
i will choose this thread because it was created earlier


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.38432 del
Pedersen kwabbed himself hard in that final


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.38433 del
>>38428
pretty damn easy for Alpecin


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.38434 del
jappe and the pissreal duo are the only real bunch sprinters here


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.38435 del
AYUSO higher in GC therefore he's the undisputed leader of UAE


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.38436 del
>TORRES +0.05 to NORDHAGEN


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.38437 del
>>38436
>17:39:00 TORRES Pablo
>18:06:00 PERICAS Adrià
>18:14:00 PŘIDAL Tomáš
>18:26:30 WIDAR Jarno
>18:31:00 ØXENBERG Peter
>18:31:30 FINN Lorenzo
>18:32:00 SEIXAS Paul

Pericas soon, I think they all will go slower than Dopehagen
The german twink is like 50 kilos


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.38438 del
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>>38434
aren't you forgetting someone?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.38439 del
>>38438
surprised he wasn't dropped on the hill 100k from the finish


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.38440 del
Well there goes mads' point jersey


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.38441 del
Didn't watch that, expected Mads to not win and Jappe to probably win but this is a bit much. I want an adjustment.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.38442 del
Tomorrow stage to Lemone Piemonte could have easily gone furtherup for 500 more vertical meters all the way to the passo (there's new tarmac too).
LAME!
And imagine the descent


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.38443 del
>>38442
yeah and have the gc be over on day two


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.38444 del
>>38443
Tomorrow we gonna have another Fonte Lardina or Alto de Foia situation


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.38445 del
Volta legend Pau MARTI 45 seconds behind


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.38446 del
ATAPUMA lost over 4 minutes on QUINTANA in 1 itt and 1 prologo


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.38447 del
>>38445
that guy is never gonna break through to the pro peleton


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.38448 del
>184 Vine Jay UAE Team Emirates - XRG +3:28
oh boi, he chuted again?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.38449 del
Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe legend Alexandre KESS goes
This is his 3rd l'Avenir
How is that not ilegel, misters?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.38450 del
>>38448
He had a ... pit stop before the finish


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.38451 del


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.38452 del
ah fuck, shouldn't have clicked on the first thread lol


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.38453 del
>>38448
he slowed down to avoid a crash


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.38455 del
>>38447
disagree


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.38456 del
PERICAS slow, 24 seconds down
my boy PRIDAL for sure going thermonucleaire as we speak


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.38457 del
impressive from pattinson. thought this guy was a flat rouleur/semi-sprinter


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.38458 del
Ehh why the fucking fuck was Pedersen so shit


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.38459 del
>>38458
bc you picked him


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.38460 del
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>Robert Jacob WHITE
>Nationality: Ecuador


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.38461 del
Marco SCHRETTL 1 second faster than the danish dopeur
PRIDAL 50 seconds behind, another fraud


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.38462 del
Again, this is SCHRETTL's third l'Avenir participation and he even skipped 2024
SAD!


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.38463 del
WIDAR goes


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.38464 del
>REMKHI Rudolf not banned yet


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.38465 del
>>38462
what about kopecky, that dude is 22 already, what is the cutoff anyway


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.38466 del
Pogichads, how are we feeling


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.38467 del
>>38465
This is his first l'Avenir, I guess we ran out of frauds
Cutoff is the same as U23, isn't it?


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.38468 del
sexass on koers


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.38470 del
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Results. >>38469


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.38471 del
>>38470
COCKHARD and PIDCVCK picks? Mad lad


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.38472 del
WIDAR not even top 3


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.38473 del
>>38470
>zero pickers of runners 2-6 on the stage


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.38474 del
>>38459
At least Garofoli scored some puntos


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.38475 del
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>>38470
King for a day.
There are worse fates.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.38476 del
>>38466
Van Poppel is a dirty sprinter and purposely cuts off opponents whenever he can.
Not very wholesome by Pogiboys™ to support that.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.38477 del
KOPECKY 1 minute (ONE MINUTE) behind


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.38478 del
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it is a good day today because no matter what happens jarno widar will lose. i hate that little gnome so fucking much.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.38479 del
>Next CARAPAZ on the podium
>still only 19
..
>already signed to UAE merda
god DAMMIT


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.38480 del
>>38476
He doesn't give a fuck about Van Poppel.
He is mad because that relegation likely screwed Narvaez out of a gc win.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.38481 del
>>38479
But he is not on the podium


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.38482 del
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>>38475
Just came looking for you, congrats, just don't overwine this.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.38483 del
>>38479
matxin has been talking about this guy for two years now. been grooming him for a while


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.38484 del
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SEIXAS wins
But barely ahead of FINN, his archnemesis
Rest of the field left in the dust, next CARARAT kicked out of podium like so much rubbish


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.38485 del
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>>38482
>Don't overwine this

Dear Bert how do you think I came up with such a dumb team in the first place.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.38486 del
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farmageddon time


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.38487 del
>3.5 sprints in l'avenir
disgusting


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.38488 del
>>38480
Wærenskjold got pretty lucky since he would probably have finished behind Poppel and Brennan if it wasn't for the deviations. But UAE shouldn't have let it become a bunch sprint if they wanted Narvaez to win.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.38489 del
Seixas is going to win the Tour at least 8 times


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.38490 del


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.38491 del
that simon dalby fellow is on his 4th avenir and still can't ride a result


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.38492 del
>>38491
built for domestique duty on low tier team


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.38493 del
>>38489
Poor kid.
The media is going to eat him alive.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.38494 del
>>38493
wish he was Belgian, the Belgian press is much more exciting in that regard


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.38495 del
>>38442
Pic related is the french side and full gravel


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.38496 del
>>38495
Not my problem


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.38497 del
sounds like leg warmers territory


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.38498 del
>>38497
I have my winter gear at the ready


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.38499 del
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Stage 2 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Vingegaard 4.5
>Ciccone 7.5
>Pidcvck 7.5
>Ayuso Pesquera 9
>Almeida 19
>Langellotti (!) 19
>Fisher 19
>Pedersen 19
>Buitrago 29
>Vine 34
>Junior 41
>Christen 41
>Jorgensohn 51
>Bernal Gomez 51
>Tiberi 51
>Gaudu 51
>Ganna 51
>Nerurkar 51
>O'Connor 67
>Ryan
>Paret 67
>Pellizzari 81
>Frigo 81
>Bisiaux 81
>Solar 81
>Romo 81
>Higuita 81
>Castrilo 81


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.38500 del
>>38499
>>Pedersen 19
Ridiculous proposition


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.38501 del
>>38496
Would be kino.
>can be ridden with a road bike
Kek, climbfinder with my vision of how far you can go on a 25


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.38502 del
>>38500
Cavendish winning tour de france was 51 in 2023


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.38503 del
>>38500
>finale is 3k 7.5%
betters are suckers. anyway 200$ on the monegasque


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.38504 del
>>38499
Might take that bet on parrot painter


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.38505 del
>>38499
ciccone at 7.5 is ridiculous value, its guaranteed money


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.38507 del


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.38508 del
>>38506
F
the death count keeps rising


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.38509 del
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>>38506
life isn't fair


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.38510 del
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Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.38511 del
>>38510
T>his is a fat person in the pro peloton


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.38513 del
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Gonna ride the road tomorrow I famously bonked on two years ago
Revenge shall be mine


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.38514 del
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Remember that guy who was OTL in the Giro TT stage 1. Guys like that apparently put on a suit and become sports director. Nice suit though

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/hiroki-nishimura/


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.38515 del
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>>38514
>1.72 meters

No suit can make you look good at that height.


Bert 08/23/2025 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.38516 del
>>38514
lol I remember that guy but how many watts does it really take to be a DS at a Jap conti team?
you just tell your team to go all in on the gaijins because Asians can't pedal hard


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.38517 del


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.38518 del
The great walloon bull would win the Vuelta stage today. Fads can be happy he isn't there.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.38519 del
>>38518
It does look like a del toro stage


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.38520 del
>>38517
kek, kinda funny


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.38521 del
>18 degrees in the valleys, 11 at the passo
perhaps a base layer is the BIG question today


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.38522 del
>>38521
Base layer, extra gilet, no gloves


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.38523 del
>>38521
winter jacket


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.38524 del
>>38522
>>38523
and warm socks


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.38525 del
>>38521
just pedal harder


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.38526 del
weird stage today, everyone think vingo is the favorite but if they slurp they'll be sprinting with like 30 guys


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.38527 del
>>38521
that’s perfect weather?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.38528 del
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ullebros


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.38529 del
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Puertos, home


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.38530 del
Think I am going to forgo a road bike ride and just go get lost on an unmapped ride on me MTB, innawoods.
Just with the general direction of kurwasee, what will come we shallsee, hehe.
Bananas in me pouch, water in me bidon, let's go.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.38531 del
>>38528
ticks and mold, mens biggest enemy


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.38532 del


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.38533 del
>>38528
Another Lyme disease victim. Wouldn't have happened if he trained exclusively on his basement trainer.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.38534 del
vacek wasting matches again


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.38535 del


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.38536 del
GRUG SMAAAAASH


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.38537 del
wellens kwabbed


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.38538 del
wellens unkwabbed


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.38539 del
Fucken prices on kurwasee.
Belgian waffles, plain, not even A5 page sized - 2.5 euro.
Belgian waffles, with powdered sugar - 3.5 euro.
Belgian waffles, with strawberry jam - almost 5 euro.

The resolute, frugal, and math oriented bert I am I have bought a lime slushie boldly called granita - half frozen water with some artificial flavoring, 500ml - 2.5 euro.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.38540 del
>>38539
>half frozen water with some artificial flavoring, 500ml - 2.5 euro.
that's like 5 euros here these days


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.38541 del
what is you're favourite way to use burpellets in daily household chores?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.38542 del
bettiol unleashed


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.38543 del
Nys has closed the gap on a teammate 3 times this race, absolute knucklehead


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.38544 del
happy birthday to Roger De Vlaeminck and Marc Hirschi


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.38545 del
Alright I'm here for the renewi


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.38546 del
DE STIER WINS


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.38547 del
DE LIE


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.38548 del
holy shit that was incredible


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.38549 del
I didn't even see what happened


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.38550 del
rusbert kwabbed


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.38551 del
>women commentary


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.38552 del
grug proud of de lie


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.38553 del
monster sprint


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.38554 del
wait, de lie even won the GC lol


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.38555 del
Danoid in the mud
Rusbert in the mud
all is good


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.38556 del
>>38554
it was the only way to win GC since he lost the boni seconds to grug earlier


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.38557 del
Walloon bull brothers, we’re so back. Ronde and PR is ours as soon as grug and pogi retire.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.38558 del
>>38549
was a great drag race judging from the overhead shot but you couldn't see shit in the frontal shot
don't like the frontal shot for sprints 2bh


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.38559 del
De Lie is the epitome of never giving up, dude looked dead all stage only to rise like a phoenix at the end
even grug respects him now


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.38560 del
>>38559
He’s unironically the chosen one. The best Belgian rider since Big Eddy.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.38561 del
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The races are coming thick and fast in this last part of the season, and so comes another SENSATIONAL edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

I actually botched this one a bit, as this bier I drink for stage 2 of le Tour de Renewi, but drank it so deep into Burger Hours that I didn't post it. Keep an eye out for a SECOND edition of /wtw/ for today's Vuelta stage!!

Arabier ($7)

This is a Belgian strong pale ale made just west of the course. This has a very charming parakeet on the bottle and features a bow-tie.

Pours a deep cloudy blonde with incredible mousse, maybe the best of the year. The nose is a bit flat, just some hoppy zestiness and lemon. The palate is all peppery hops and restrained malt. Finish is noble hops, no alcoholic burn or sweetness.

Really nice, I feel like if I lived in Belgium, this would be my go-to bier because it just drinks so well, but it's not terribly complex or interesting. Sometimes that's ok. Good!


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.38562 del
wielerflitsers will seethe today


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.38563 del
>>38561
This is my belgian brewery (outside of the classic lambic one ofc). You should try as much as you can from them, especially the reserva ones. The only brewery that I can think of that is a "must buy" for all their beers is brasserie franche montagne in Jura (Suisse)


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.38564 del
>>38563
favorite* belgian brewery


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.38565 del
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Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.38566 del
>>38562
waar was die heel seizoen en nu ineens wint die? ik wil niks zeggen maar ik stel me wel hier vragen over hoor.. die van Lotto waren in het verleden ook nooit proper!


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.38567 del
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DE LIE Arnaud is a UWT stage race GC winner
thats something to consider


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.38568 del
>>38565
I love De Lie but the dude is a headcase considering every victory results in a complete psychological meltdown


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.38569 del
>>38566
kek, gepost door hessmanvisma123


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.38570 del
>>38568
it's called soul, only robots like vingegaard don't appreciate victory


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.38571 del
>>38563
>>38564
I'll keep an eye out for me, good stuff.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.38572 del
>>38568
he knows his favorite cow Big Bessie is watching his every race so any failure but also any victory is coupled with BIG emotions


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.38573 del
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>>38566
oho thats a noticer


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.38574 del
>>38559
>>38552
he seems to genuinely like him, very cool


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.38575 del
hello Seán


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.38576 del
Henlo.
When last climb? Do I have time to make some pancakes?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.38577 del
>>38576
yeah easily I don't think the action will start for like another 35k


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.38578 del
Who’s pulling in Spain (Italy) pulling?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.38579 del
Kek that weather in Italy


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.38580 del
RIP Squillaume...


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.38581 del
>>38578
team Pidcuck


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.38582 del
hello is this the UCI? this is Jonas, please neutralize the stage NOW.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.38583 del
>>38581
all my homies hate shitcock


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.38584 del
fraud Bennett looks pretty hurt


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.38585 del
>1 George Bennett
I assume only team fraudulence picked him


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.38586 del
>>38582
too late


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.38587 del
BVLL bros, we are feasting


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.38588 del
no refunds btw


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.38589 del
OH NO NO NO VINGOBROS WE'RE DNF'ING THIS STAGE
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.38590 del
how are we feeling not-jonas pickers? so who is going to win la vuelta now?
meanwhile bertaczek is bonking somewhere far away from civilization and missing all the action today.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.38591 del
is the pedalton supposed to wait for jonas?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.38592 del
>>38590
Almeida stocks are skyrocketing holy moly I'm feeling euphoric


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.38593 del
I am back, just in time I see.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.38594 del
>All riders involved in the crash are back on their bike.
lame


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.38595 del
Italian roads are really dangerous when wet. the riders should know that.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.38596 del
e-bike for vinegar


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.38597 del
Tiberi bros our time is now.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.38598 del
so fraudu is the captain of fdj once again?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.38599 del
time for il barto limone


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.38600 del
mads will win


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.38601 del
I've seen enough, Dunbar wins


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.38602 del
Don’t see how Mads loses this he’s still there? should be easy


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.38603 del
>>38602
Last 2 km should be too hard of others start to jump, no?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.38604 del
>>38598
>Gaudu David (Groupama - FDJ) is dropped from peloton


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.38605 del
how hard can a peloton slurp holy shit


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.38606 del
Soler betrayal loading


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.38607 del
>>38606
knower!


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.38608 del
I fucking hate cycling what a trash sport shan't be watching another stage


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.38609 del
Pidders can't sprint


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.38610 del
milan KWAB


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.38611 del
Almeida looks ok. I was a bit afraid for him today considering it's his first climb since the crash.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.38612 del
Gaudu secret pick already paying off


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.38613 del
>>38597
Kek already lost 20 seconds on a nothingburger climb.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.38614 del
Milan has gotten properly kwabbed in Lidl's home race. Can't even outsprint Big Norge.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.38615 del
>Some "people" thought that mads would do anything
Lmao


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.38616 del
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>BLUME LEVY William
>German Jewish Anglo name
>of Danish nationality
pffffffffff


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.38622 del
whenever i miss the races, the results are always very peculiar


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.38623 del
>3out
>2rennan
meanwhile vismoids beaten in Deutschland by fucking Uno-X in the GC


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.38624 del
>>38612
Didn't expect ayuso to look so bad. Jonas is going to win with 10 minutes


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.38625 del
FUCK Tiberi


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.38626 del
just got home, what happened to the cat killer
already in complete collapse?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.38627 del
>>38625
>>38626
He is almost always bad on the first GC day


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.38628 del
>>38625
that's right


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.38629 del
Milan kwabbed yet again
And people unironically compared him to Greipel or Kittel


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.38630 del
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BIG headline on czech newspapers about massive chute at the West Bohemia Tour, helicopters involved and shit.
Fortunately no casualties


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.38631 del
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Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.38632 del
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anyway, some hill repeats for me
motivation and feeling is very good at the moment


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.38633 del
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>>38632
Very belgiquesque profile

As for me, I rode this accursed Pico again, 5th or 6th attempt and not once did I ride it well. Again, just mediocre watts.
Otherwise lovely weather, base layer, spring jersey and a wind jacket and the downhill was cold as fuck.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.38634 del


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.38635 del
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>>38630
There's more, two young belgians Mauro CUYLITS and Lars VANDEN HEEDE were supposedly FIGHTING at the front of the peloton and caused the chute brutale. They were both DSQ.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.38636 del
I wonder what pissma is going to do with Brennan next year
How long before he also asks to go to the tour


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.38637 del
>>38630
Helicopters crashed into the race?


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.38638 del
>>38637
Well, they were Sikorsky's


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.38639 del
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>>38636
ridiculous really


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.38643 del
>>38636
Next year it's Giro or Vuelta as his first grand tour so they wont have to worry until 2027. Maybe Jonas will be washed by then so they can bring a sprinter to the Tour alongside him.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.38644 del
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(74.38 KB 474x405 notuje0_renewi1.jpg)


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.38645 del
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>>38644
Well well well, almost gained 1000 on Patjebert. I may be BACK


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.38646 del
>>38636
Slave for wout in the classics


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.38647 del
>>38636
if they don’t throw millions and the tour at him someone else will he’s locked till 2027 according to pcs


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.38648 del
>>38644
Yes my first top3 since the volta 2022, dare I say we are finally back


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.38649 del


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.38650 del
>>38649
He makes friends with everyone so easily. Except for W*ut


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.38651 del
Top kek, he's on vacation till world CX basically


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.38652 del
>>38649
He respects anyone that goes toe to toe with him
Wout just isn't that man anymore


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.38653 del
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>>38651
How would you rate MVDP's 2025 road campaign?

Two monuments (MSR, PR)
E3 Saxo-Classic
TdF stage win and four days in yellow
2nd in GC Renewi Tour


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.38654 del
>>38653
Can't do much better with pogacar around


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.38655 del
>>38653
solid albeit lazy but what can you do, rather see him race less and hard than race a lot and barely ever perform


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.38656 del
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>Corked
God DAMMIT

We have a full-blown emergency at the /wtw/ offices.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.38657 del
>>38656
smash the bottle in frustration
suck the wine out of the carpet


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.38658 del
>>38653
The only thing he could add would be random stage races which he doesnt really need to prove anything for or to


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.38659 del
>If grug wasn't around Pogacar would have 4 monuments this year, probably win all 5
>If pogi wasn't around grug would have 3 monuments and an extra tdf stage


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.38660 del
>>38656
the damage looks okay


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.38661 del
>>38659
and record for RVV infact record RVV +1


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.38662 del
>>38653
MSR is the best 40 minutes of racing I've ever watched. At that point in his career the stat lines don't matter, he needs epic wins (and losses)


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.38663 del
>>38662
TRUE and TRUE


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.38664 del
>>38656
no refunds


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.38666 del
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Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.38667 del
>>38660
It's not about appearance of the cork to see whether it is corked, it's just that the cork is affected by a fungus that produces TCA. It can just happen if wine is bottled under natural cork.

>>38664
If it were one of my usual wine shops, I would return it (please see the corked bottle of Lopez de Heredia Vina Tondonia from the second stage of Itzulia Basque Country that I successfully exchanged). I just happened to buy this one at a shop I don't normally use that I was driving by one day. I can't blame the shape, this is a fault from the winery.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.38668 del
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So just like that the penultimate stage race of the 2025 /CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP season has ended, we're still due Tour de Bongland, where a cheeky bert might want to pick both KOOIJ and BRENNAN but also sixteen (16) classics, starting with Plouay last day of August. Probably seventeen as the Euros have to be stuck in there somewhere.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.38669 del
>>38657

We've all been there.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.38670 del
Me hands are still cold


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.38671 del
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>>38666
Only 400 points behind Ameribert. TICK TOCK


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.38672 del
>Zingle has his bike stolen while medics re-set his dislocated shoulder after Vuelta crash
oh kek


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.38673 del
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>>38672
Lel.
Moldova Bert strikes again.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.38674 del
>>38672
around roadside spectators in Europe never relax


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.38675 del
>>38672
Insane


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.38676 del
What if De Lie signs with Alpecin after 26


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.38677 del
>>38672
il grande casino


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.38678 del
>>38672
Italians just can NOT stop stealing


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.38679 del
>>38676
If the teams merge I reckon he could sign this year


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.38680 del
>>38679
Not if they merge Wanty into Lotto where he has his contract.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.38681 del
>>38680
There's probably clauses for this stuff


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.38682 del
>>38676
I feel like de lie's schedule would heavily clash with jappe. Does not seem like a satisfactory outcome


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.38683 del
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>>38682
there is only one road forward


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.38684 del
>>38659
Pogi v. Grug is more kino than Pogi v. Gaard for sure


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.38685 del
>>38683
QS hiring Tepstra/Vanmarcke/Declerq is kino tbh le avengers for classics tier I look forward to interviews


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.38686 del


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.38687 del
We have tapped into the /WTW/ emergency reserves. This wine is sound but will need a ton of air, this will be a Burger Hours edition for sure


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.38688 del
>>38687
Good. I am on night shift this month I will need some reading during my breaks.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.38689 del
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>>38688
Hello fellow night Bert.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.38690 del
>>38689
I'm just a temp worker so it's only a month. I'm used to the rhythm now but it's not appealing to do permanently. At least I can watch ciclismo when I wake up and it's long over before work starts so I dont miss any.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.38691 del
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Ok, so I am about to pull the trigger on upgrading my shitty thrown together parts on me MTB, from Altus/Acera combo I want to get something better.
It was supposed to be 2x Deore, a bit of an overkill for a shopcart bike which also goes on 30-50km+ rides but now I see Shimano already is phasing out these lower groups for Cues.

Anyone knows if I want to go with Cues?
As I have said, city rides with occasional offroad rides for which a "gr*vel" bike would be shopped to me extensively, I want it to hold together bad shifting without reindexing every 2 weeks, to trade off sturdiness for any type of weightweenism or shifting smoothness.

I also don't know yet if I hate 1x groupset yet but many bert opinions seem to suggest it sucks in versatility and durability and just today I had to shift to my smallest cog (3x front) to ride up the kurwasee embankment.
So I am heavily leaning to a 2x setup.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.38692 del
>>38691
Honestly for this sort of stuff, /n/ isn't bad


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.38693 del
>>38692
May be an idea, thanks berch.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.38694 del
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Just before I doze off I purpose you an ebin battle of Slag om Norg, this Saturday.
Will it be WV De Hanzerenners' Jesse HOOG?
Or will it be WRV De Peddelaars' Lars PUNTER?
Perhaps Lars should fancy a quintessential burger game with that last name.


Bert 08/24/2025 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.38695 del
>>38694
I'm thinking Niklas Larsen takes a big win before he joins superteam Tietema Tiktokers


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.38696 del
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The Vuelta is in full swing with a day of GC action, and that means another SPECTACULAR edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !! Tonight's edition is an EMERGENCY BROADCAST after my first choice (Produttori del Barbaresco 2018) turned out to be CORKED.

Today's stage meandered through one of the GREAT wine regions of the world - Piemonte, Italia. There are a number of wonderful, beautiful appellations here, including one we've already visited (Barolo). Today's wine comes from the other great Nebbiolo appellation -- Barbaresco. It is grown adjacent to today's start in Alba, just east.

Paitin Barbaresco Serraboella 2021 ($50)

Nebbiolo is one of my favorite grapes, with a perfumed nose and light body anchored by face-melting tannins and profound depth of flavor. Barbaresco tends to be a bit less tannic than Barolo (although a lot of modern Barolo is reasonably accessible in its youth, and there's a few that I drink at like 2-3 years of bottle age that drink great).

Tasted at 4 hours of decanting. Pours a super-pretty pale ruby. Nose is dominated by floral notes, just a whiff of tar and fruit (cranberry), cedar spice, but not deeply perfumed. Palate has steel, but just feels super tight. Tannins drying on the finish and the acidity feels a bit restrained.

Bottle just feels super tight despite a long decant, not much opening of the fruit. Maybe even lightly corked? I didn't want to believe it after a bad bottle earlier today, but my impression seems very discordant from other tasting notes. I do have a very sensitive nose for TCA so the more I sit with this, the more I believe that this is just a bit corked.

So I can think of maybe 5 wines in the last year I have drank that have been corked and 2 were Italian and 2 were Spanish. I drink probably 80% French, 10% German, 5% American, and 5% otherwise, so I just need to ask what the fuck the Meds are doing with their corks and cleaning.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.38697 del
>>38696
What do you do with the bad wines? Do you use them for cooking or throw them out?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.38699 del
>>38696
> I drink probably 80% French, 10% German, 5% American, and 5% otherwise
Based bert keeping my country off bankruptcy (not for long)


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.38700 del
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ynr Gaudu


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.38701 del
occasional reminder that Arnaud De Lie won a UWT stage race


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.38702 del
>>38701
The french will never recover


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.38703 del
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>>38701
>I'm coming for you rusbert


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.38704 del
>>38700
With the state of the vuelta field he's going to top 10 EASY


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.38705 del
>fraudu is this year's gaudu
And no one could have predicted it, besides currently flagless Norbert.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.38706 del
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Ok, give me back flag.
An unexpected day off today, literally everyone I report to and work with is on leave, no chats to have, no calls to attend.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.38707 del
>>38705
Last minute change after seeing how slim he looked in the interviews


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.38708 del
>DNS ZINGLE Axel
>DNS ARCAS Jorge


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.38709 del
>more visma bikes were "leased"
heh


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.38710 del
after his sister mathias norfgaard joins lidl as well, because lidl needs more Danes in their team.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.38711 del
>>38708
Nobody picked any of these two.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.38712 del
Zingle's bike wasn't even stolen


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.38713 del
>Almeida lost 2 seconds
It's Joãover


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.38714 del
>Visma - Giveaway Bikes


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.38715 del
Bretagne Classic startlist is very divisive. You're gonna have to goomble


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.38716 del
Aren't those bike trucks secured anyway if you have 200k worth of carbon sleds in the back.
I'd have some albanians with knives sleep in the back even


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.38717 del
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>>38671
dream on dutchie


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.38718 del
>the team's mechanics are putting together some new bikes for the riders who are missing and other teams' mechanics are helping out.
>helping out
yeah about that...


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.38719 del
So Jonas will be riding a Shimano neutral bike today? Top lel


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.38720 del
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Asked at one of the shops how much it would cost to get that Deore in. They are charging me basically double for all parts.
I will ask about it in one more shop but I guess this will be a first major bike maintenance I will be doing meself.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.38721 del
BUSATTO to Alpecin. odd fit but not too odd


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.38722 del
so Pogi was doing some trainings rides nearby the Vuelta route yesterday. very sus if you'd ask me.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.38723 del
stealing the bike of KUSS is only baste once he's done using it to score Grand Tours de la Vuelta


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.38724 del
>>38721
Good signing, guess that confirms wanty is dead and merged


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.38725 del
Salida real bros are back in the house


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.38726 del
I've seen enough, mads will win


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.38727 del
>Cuorgnè
Peculiar name, rare grave accent on the last e. Would be a nice name for some merch brand.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.38728 del
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>>38720
You can do it!
I did it too.
(also with a Deore 2x11)


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.38729 del
My fraud PRIDAL has devolved into a avenir breakaway jobber


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.38730 del
damn, my boy Sean QUINN finally doing something


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.38731 del
>>38730
I remember that NC


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.38732 del
philipsen dropped already?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.38733 del
>>38732
I think so


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.38734 del
luke rowe's son wins in Avenir


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.38735 del
>>38734
maxim degoombler is the new leader


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.38736 del
>>38734
anglo domination


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.38737 del
unfortunate


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.38738 del
>>38737
average anglo inbreeding


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.38739 del
Caida


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.38740 del
looks like they know their audience. won't click on the link though.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.38741 del
chute harold martin lopez


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.38742 del
that finish gonna be a slaughterhouse, top kek
based Vuelta


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.38743 del
lotto rider getting drinks from the shimano and not the team car because why not


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.38744 del
give the black lidl rider a Danish passport already


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.38745 del
who's the lidl rider with the beard


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.38747 del
>>38745
Julien BERNARD of course


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.38748 del
avituallamiento? what is this recogida de residuos?
where's cabezabert when you need him?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.38749 del
>>38746
PCS hackerman intentionally feeds Google's scrapers and AI wrong information so people has to visit his site for the correct info.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.38750 del
funky tilework on the roofs, nice


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.38751 del
sean quinn simmons


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.38752 del
didnt know EF had a former dutch national champ on roster


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.38753 del
is there anybody that can even beat Mads here?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.38754 del
>>38753
pavement might be his enemy


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.38755 del
they finally put a climb again in the tour of britain


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.38756 del
>>38755
the welsh names are just replacing the vowels with y's and w's


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.38757 del
>>38753
>he doesn't believe in Squillaume MARTIN SQUIYONNET


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.38758 del
>>38756
Y is a vowel


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.38759 del
Castillo Tibor Del Grosso


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.38760 del
>>38758
half-vowel


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.38761 del
>>38755
That showdown between AERT and ALLAH few years back was kino, ngl


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.38762 del
What if AULAR wins


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.38763 del
anders mielke pointing at things


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.38764 del
>>38762
I will topkek!
I will post Kwab!


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.38765 del
isn't mads supposed to start gassing it to drop the other sprinters


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.38766 del
>>38765
What other sprinters


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.38767 del
>>38766
jappe


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.38768 del
>>38766
vernon, turner, mihkels


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.38769 del
>Villanova means Novigrad
peculiar


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.38770 del
>>38766
>>38762
please pay attention to yourself


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.38771 del
>>38767
Will get dropped after 10 meters
>>38768
Who? If he can't beat these assholes he should retire today immediately


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.38772 del
>>38769
what's the difference between grad and mesto?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.38773 del
>>38770
Aular is not a worse climber than Mads so that makes no sense


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.38774 del
>>38772
i don't now, the balkanoids are just afraid of the letter H for some reason
We have hrad and that means castle, I guess it could have meant both city and castle as more of a fortified settlement in the past


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.38775 del
>>38771
couldn't beat 13 guys in the first stage


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.38776 del
I expect a LOT from my secret pick Lorenzo Finn FISHER-BLACK


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.38777 del
>>38775
I think he took a wrong turn in a roundabout and couldn't get in position before the sprint.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.38778 del
küng küng küng stefan küng küng stefan stefan küng küng küng stefan küng küng


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.38779 del
Stefan KŬNG to QUICK-STEP


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.38780 del
We need our own Santuario


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.38781 del
My boy Ivo wins these


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.38782 del
it's jappover


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.38783 del
Jasper FATSON


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.38784 del
>>38772
Yeah, grad/hrad/gród means a small medieval and premedieval settlement, small but already large enough to have some structure, defenses, a palisade.
There is a designation for a smaller settlement like this, grodzisko in Polish.

And mesto is a city. Guess "grad" means a settlement has been there long enough to keep the old name.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.38785 del
Vine must be scheduled to make some huge pulls in the TTT with all the matches he has been saving


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.38786 del
Why is Vine on the last wheel


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.38787 del
jay vine not risking shit


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.38788 del
>>38785
he's broken his entire body multiple times now it's understandable to hang off the back


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.38789 del
>>38786
Lose time so you can go in break or stay in peloton and chute in the sprint chaos? He made the smart choice.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.38790 del
Nobody at UAE gives a FUCK and it's great. I hope Marcootje Soler attacks every single day


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.38791 del
Nico Denzgod spotted!


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.38792 del
i have my mads kwab posts chambered


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.38793 del
BUCHMANN lachee


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.38794 del
I smell catastrophic caida


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.38795 del
the lonely phil


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.38796 del
At the back of the peloton riders are getting lacheed


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.38797 del
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Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.38798 del
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2nd unipuerto of this very la vuelta


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.38799 del
Hessmann looking good


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.38800 del
Vingegaard winning this sprint


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.38801 del
going for tullet?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.38802 del
Jonas will be flying a bit too close to the sun if he tries to contest this finish


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.38803 del
Oh yeah Ganna


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.38804 del
top gooner


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.38805 del
but how is this helping jonas?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.38806 del
Poggioesque


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.38807 del
What?????


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.38808 del
GAUDU


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.38809 del
oh wow


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38810 del
?????????????


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38811 del
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38812 del
>losing to Fraudu
it's over MWW bros


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38813 del
holy shit


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38814 del
didn't see that coming


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38815 del
I would NEVER in a BILLION years have picked Gaudu


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38816 del
GODU UNLOCKED


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38817 del
GAUDU is WINNING the LA VUELTA


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.38818 del
This man is a mystery to me


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.38819 del
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grand


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.38820 del
i was definitely thinking of picking gaudu. i didnt but let it be known it was totally something i considered thanks


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.38821 del
>>38818
It needs some private investigations...


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.38822 del
GAUDU in maglia rossa?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.38823 del
>>38820
No you DIDN'T


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.38824 del
Labrosse pickers feasting


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.38825 del
>Gaudu
>Pedersen
>Vingegaard
what a weird podium


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.38826 del
>Bjoern Koerdt
Get the FUCK out of here


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.38828 del
>>38823
well at least i picked >>38826 huehuehue


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.38829 del
cicco would've won this btw


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.38830 del
>>38828
Garofoligod 15th so no worries for me


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.38831 del
love GODu 2bqh


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.38832 del
>>38826
Last minute switch from Koerdt to Traen went great, as always.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.38833 del
>>38822
damn, GAUDU robbed


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.38834 del
Tiberi NOWHERE to be found again


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.38835 del
everyone laugh at shitcock


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.38836 del
kek mentioning the van aert sprint
based


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.38837 del


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.38838 del
?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.38839 del
>>38834
Okay 43rd didn't lose time at least


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.38840 del
>"Kúng say me this morning I have punch"


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.38841 del
>>38835
I'm beginning to think he rides for GC as an excuse to not win shit and just coast through the race anonymously Guillaume Martin style.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.38842 del
There was this fun foursome one after another in the select list at 4 points, LABROSSE, LIVYNS, KNIGHT, KOERDT.
Of course the two I have picked scored zero today.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.38843 del
Jonas SEETHING. He is LOSING it


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.38844 del
>i would like to take this moment to remind everyone that arnaud DEMARE has not won a race in a year and is so bad that he's causing his shitter team to fold


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.38845 del
>>38844
>also Pinot SUCKED


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.38846 del
tied leader's jersey should go by most recent result, not average result


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.38847 del
Mads lost btw


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.38848 del
>>38844
>Alexys Brunel this one's for you fucking loser


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.38849 del
>Shit Shittersen


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.38850 del
can't believe how much time Orla &co spend talking about Pidders


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.38851 del
>>38850
he pays them too


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.38852 del
>>38850
like 5x more people know who pidders is then mads secondsen especially in the anglosphere


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.38853 del
It is not the gauduhaver Norbert who will win, probably it is the Dutch slow swimmer who has 2-3-4-5.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.38855 del
shame equipo kern pharma isn't here, those burppellets aren't doing anything


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.38856 del
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Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.38857 del
>>38856
free palestine


sincerely,

Derek


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.38858 del
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>>38856
>I have not yet signed with, nor even spoken to, any new teams
hmm yes ok sure I will pretend to believe that


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.38859 del
>>38858
I wonder if this works though, terminate contract and wait out the season
sign next year so they don't have to pay a transfer fee


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.38860 del
>>38858
looks like he has competent lawyers


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.38861 del
>>38859
if what he says is true the contract is already successfully terminated so he should be able to sign already now if he wanted to I guess
unless part of the termination includes a ban from signing a new contract this season


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.38862 del
>>38861
if he found a surefire way to terminate a contract 3.5 years early without any downsides I think the sport would literally turn into chaos


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.38863 del
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Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.38864 del
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>>38863
how does he do it


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.38866 del
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Results. >>38865


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.38867 del
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>>38866
>-49
impressive JUST


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.38868 del
>>38867
Bertc went for the glory on the first stage and succeeded. Now he will suffer for tree more weeks with occasional sunny day.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.38869 del
>>38866
How am I 2nd


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.38870 del
>>38869
This is your year, if you just don't shart it up completely and camp in the bottom 10 everything always works out.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.38871 del
>>38869
>9th, 28th, 18th
>2nd overall
Mr. Consistent


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.38872 del
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>>38867
Yes well.....
I got my moment of glory.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.38873 del
Can't post because I'm being touristy again, but I'm smug


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.38874 del
>>38850
le anglo prodigy


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.38875 del
>>3885
>walked the holy path (won gran camino)
>crucified under pontius pilate (sylvain adams)
>died for our sins (hookless exploded in the arenberg)
>rose again (multiple times on the finestre)
is derek geesus the second coming?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.38876 del
>>38873
Did you deliver the dirty money from the /cyc/ office to those islands that pledge allegiance to King Charles III just nearby?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.38877 del
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Took a look at that Gaudu situation, if he was in any form I might have seen he always performs in the la Vuelta, but as he was dogshit in Ain, I was NOT going to pick him almost no matter what.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.38878 del
>>38877
second in the sprint against a teammate, the signs were there


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.38879 del
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>>38877
>>38878
He can't even grow a proper beard, I would never pick him.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.38880 del
>>38878
That's A sign, every other stage that should be his forte he was arse.
The only way I was picking him if his name was Dawid Gaudowski or Gajdulewicz. This explains Norbert a bit.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.38881 del
>>38879
I am 29 and cannot grow a beard at all, similarly no chest hair. At least I have a thick head of hair though which I have heard is somewhat uncommon for many a bert


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.38882 del
>>38881
Baldness mostly only applies to males, my dear berta


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.38883 del
>>38882
I don't consider bald people men to be honest, something must be wrong with them


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.38884 del
>>38883
Extreme amount of manly testosterone is the reason


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.38885 del
>>38883
Aren't you shaving bald or at least short or am I misremembering googling you out like a year ago or so.
Also, I have LOADS of hair. Just not on top of me head.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.38886 del
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>bertmen out here googling eachother


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.38887 del
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>berts having an internet presence
very alarming
the only online presence you're supposed to have is an eulogy


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.38888 del
>>38886
One time a Danish Bert posted about his littlebrother winning some junior race so I found the result and his name.
I didn't want to dox him in the thread and I forgot the name so now we'll never know it if Bert's brother becomes a pro.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.38889 del
Finns have that contrarian not give a shitism and thus will be slightly too careless.
I have that inkling for sniffing around just to see how much I can piece together from very sparse information.
Not that I am a stalker-psycho, not that haha!
No, I tend to forget details of what people put into the internet rather quickly, it is like releasing the fish back into the water.
But if I proceeded with this or that girl I would find out that one is a dark dick fan and the other is married to a 15 years older guy and has a tattoo under her tits.
Oh and that the other cute girl that was into me since childhood now does cringe tiktok vids baiting a potential husband, a big and quick find of a red flag.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.38890 del
>>38885
Yeah it was just such a nuisance with longer hair and training a lot, I would have had to spend lots of time blowdrying it every day and it just wasn't worth it with the kid and everything. Now instead every week I just go to the local barber and tell him to take a month's growth off (2-2.5cm) and leave the top just slightly longer than the sides. Easy, looks decent, gets the job done.
>>38887
Or a PCS page once you score some points


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.38891 del
>>38890
Haha, you do have a page.
The other Finn also has one, but he was clearly racing more before you.

I mean, I also like the simplicity of maintenance of shaved head but I would prefer to have a choice, like you.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.38892 del
>Giulio Ciccone, who finished fourth a day after being narrowly beaten by Jonas Vingegaard, was quite vocal. He revealed to Eurosport that Mads Pedersen had apologized to him.
kwab


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.38893 del
>>38887
acceptable bert internet presence is high school and college athletic results and profile page in the directory of your affiliated institution. or having such a generic name that you just get a million results


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.38894 del
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>>38887
for me its internet presence maxing, I'm everywhere
I posted my strava on old /cyc/ once and none of you noticed though, whats up with that


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.38895 del
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>>38885
How do you know Spanish flag is Bert and not me (Bert)


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.38896 del
the Caliberts found each other and ride together on the reg


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.38897 del
the Caliberts found each other and ride together on the reg


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.38898 del


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.38899 del
>>38893
Half of us have a Google scholar


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.38900 del
>>38883
science has proven this btw


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.38901 del
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>>38895
When I see Bert I know it is Bert, simple as.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.38902 del
>>38895
for me its [Bert]


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.38903 del
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>>38899
only half?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.38904 del
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>>38894
yes i even saw your reddit account recently


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.38905 del
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>>38904
did you upvote my remsheik take?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.38906 del
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>>38905
i don't have a reddit account


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.38907 del
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>>38906
could really use an upvote or two, its a good post real funny


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.38908 del
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Just got a GREAT job offer in Vienna but I am afraid I would be kwaked into oblivion by at least to berts.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.38909 del
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>>38908
>Vienna
that means nothing to me


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.38910 del
>>38908
I'd take it in a heartbeat


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.38911 del
>>38908
>another polish immigrant stealing german jobs


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.38912 del
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>>38909
For a moment I thought you call Wiedeń something weird but it is perfectly fine.
>>38910
Not moving, I'll get something similar but remote eventually.
>>38911
Nihao, I am not Porish!


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.38913 del
I was near Wrocław recently for work
was pretty enjoyable


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.38914 del
Love nigthlty swims, me


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.38915 del
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>ooooooh, vienna


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.38916 del
>>38909
>>38915
Sorry, not very good at our old man's music.
>>38913
Nice to stop by, horrid to live in.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.38917 del
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Please pray for the forecasted rain to disappear this Saturday. It's eggs time. Not catastrophic, but would prefer dry.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.38918 del
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Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.38920 del
>>38917
made me look up my own weather and Thursday shows me the apocalypse, its over


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.38921 del
>ynr stef KRUL


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.38922 del
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>>38920
what the fuuuuuck, I have a week off next week


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.38923 del


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.38924 del
>>38923
southern parts of east germany are the sorben language


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.38925 del
>>38923
makes no sense
as if burgers knew what Austria, Suriname or any of the the Spanish subcultures are


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.38926 del
I have to admit I didn't expected GODu to beat mads today


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.38927 del
cockhard contract extension at cofidis


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.38928 del
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there are Berts not discoverable through a WHOIS lookup


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.38929 del
>>38921
the goalkeeper?


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.38930 del
>>38923
where is the omaha beach channel


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.38931 del
>>38928
he's gonna look funny in a RBBH jersey


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.38932 del
>>38925
show me any country outline and I can get it in one guess


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.38933 del
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Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.38934 del
>>38933
I did almost specify no tiny islands, but that's Dominica

I play this https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/ every day on hard mode


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.38935 del
>>38934
made it to POPULOUS CITIES before i faltered. suburbs should not count. for me its the autistic map games that help with the geographical knowledge.


Bert 08/25/2025 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.38936 del
>>38935
I did sporcle's "fill in a totally blank map of europe by clicking where each country is one at a time (random order), sudden death if you miss"

I don't usually go past guessing the country for the worldle one; I also do https://travle.earth/ every day


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.38938 del
>>38937
I can do the one where you simply have to name them all.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.38939 del
>>38937
This is some bullshit, I AM clicking where it is and I still am either just off or this game is strictly anti-euro and messes with your cursor.
Also fuck Rhode Island.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.38940 del
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Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.38941 del
>>38940
if he has some freedom for classics races why not. but I guess he has to slave for the retarded sir brailsford tactics in tours


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.38942 del
>>38940
It’s better than rotting away where he was right now


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.38943 del
Küng to Tudor is now official


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.38944 del
I'm very tempted right now berts, not going to lie


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.38945 del
>>38943
Mozzato too


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.38947 del
>>38944
I'd go full chinesium with the Lightcarbon LCR018-D frameset, Nextie wheels and then buy a used groupset/parts


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.38948 del
>>38945
And Robin DONZÉ, whoever the FUCK that is


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.38949 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/born-de-dobbelaere

>So this kid just got born, what shall we call him?
>Hmm...


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.38950 del
>>38948
>fiorelli to V-LAB
the fuck they are hiring some 30yo Giro jobber to their team


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.38951 del
>>38947
I don't race bert, just want some modern double triangle bike with clearance for light grave. Also as many standard part as possible.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.38952 del
>>38951
>>38947
Could also get the allroad standaert but that's 1.5k extra for the hipster tax and I'm not looking for a instagram gf anyway


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.38953 del
>>38950
They will unlock him


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.38954 del
>ouwain doull to visma
Did they run out of money, who is this jobber


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.38955 del


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.38956 del
Unlock him like they unlocked Valter LMAO


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.38957 del
>>38950
>>38954
new science projects

be VERY afraid


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.38958 del
Parrot painter DNF, my team already fucked.
Time to not give a shit anymore


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.38959 del
What if Mads loses again


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.38960 del
>>38959
He will, but he will go for sprints and points where other sprinters won't so he is a favorite for green.
At least that it what Johan and that chinless gay burger with a radio voice told me on the pod so I eventually flipped Jappe out and brought Mads in again.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.38961 del
>>38960
Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a fuck about a green jersey in the Vuelta


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.38962 del
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Anyway that leads me to a QUIZ TIME: who has won the most point classifications in all GTs combined


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.38963 del
They are gifting the stage to Philipsen btw. Nobody is riding. Not watching a SINGLE second today


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.38964 del
>>38962
SAGAN, ZABEL or YES WELL


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.38965 del
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>>38964
You can't just name multiple names, if I ask what is 1+1 the answer is not "1, 2 or 3"


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.38966 del
>>38965
then it's gonna be ZABEL, he rode like torty grande tours


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.38967 del
>>38962
Merxxx


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.38968 del
>>38961
Why wasn't I informed then. And why the fuck a QUINN is a good again?
He did SHIT this season and suddenly he is the valiant French to pick.
Or was it on the bong velodrama youtuber so suddenly he has 5 picks.
>>38962
ZABEL?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.38969 del
CORRECT. It is ZABEL (9). Kelly and Sagan have 8, Jalabert 7


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.38970 del
>>38967
Merckx only 6. Terrible


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.38971 del
>>38951
Ah I see, then I guess the Decathlon is your best bet – possibly Giant Defy as well? I like to pick my own components so that's why the Light Carbon one is good, the frame is cheap so you can buy better components where you want to splurge for the same money (like better wheels or 165mm Red cranks or whatever cockpit you want).


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.38972 del
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Most of the roads on my routes are closed for baustelles AGAIN, even the road that was repaired yesteryear is GONE.
Where the fuck am I supposed to ride? Am I supposed to ride the infamous Balkon up and down 10 (ten) times?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.38973 del
>>38971
Defy looks nice but 105di2 is already 3.7k with the shittiest hookless wheel you can think of


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.38974 del
>>38973
I see. The LCR018 I posted is 850USD incl shipping and integrated stem/handlebar. Then add 1000 usd for a used di2 group / rival AXS and another 1000 usd for a fantastic set of Nextie wheels (sub-1300g 50mm, wide internal width, hooked) and a couple hundred for a good saddle, handlebar tape, building etc. I still think going the Chinesium way is your best bet.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.38975 del
>>38974
Oh and now that I think about it I think you can get a used Ultegra di2 for the 1000usd, 105 di2 should be significantly less. And the Nexties don't cost 1000 dollars either, more like 800 probably, though not sure what the situation is atm with the tariffs


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.38976 del
>>38975
What other good chinesium brand are there for frame? Maybe I can find something that looks good, I really HATE the aero look, especially for gravel


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.38977 del
>>38950
honestly even if he doesn't improve at all he will be okay if his job is just to lead out brennan/zingle on versatile sprints. no one on visma can do over 1000 watts who isn't dropped on 2k 3% other than those two (and wout who is riding for his own result). DOULL is just a medium mountain jobber no idea why they didn't just promote another one of their dev team ubermensch


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.38978 del
>>38976
I assume you are looking for an endurance frame no? So slightly higher stack, not aggressive. There's the VeloBuild 066 that's pretty nice, doesn't even have dropped seatstays.Then there's the XMS "Gran Turismo", but is this too aero looking for you as well?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.38979 del
>>38978
Yeah, clearly too much


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.38980 del
>>38978
I need that gear ratio


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.38981 del
>>38979
Well the Velobuild it is then, don't know other cheap Chinese endurance frames with more classic looks as they seem to mostly do aero bikes these days (I guess those are the most in demand ones)


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.38982 del
>Sinuhe FERNANDESH
who?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.38983 del
Nice slurper this one


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.38984 del
should have been cheeky bonis on top of this alto


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.38985 del
oh man are these trees dead? surely they aren't losing their leaves in autumn yet


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.38986 del
Catastrophic Caida incoming


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.38987 del
GAUDU KWAB


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.38988 del
random armirail attack


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.38989 del
>>38988
he'll pull it off


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.38990 del
birthday boy ethan VERNON wins today and makes a cutting throat pantomime addressed to a certain perfidious canuck


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.38991 del
>>38989
Then I say dopage


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.38992 del
armirail is basically pre-visma campenaerts with how obviously strong he is but wasting it on retarded attacks. made for visma dope


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.38993 del
I can't belive Gaudu is winning the La Vuelta


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.38994 del
CHUTE VINE


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.38995 del
CAIDA


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.38996 del
BENNETT off the bike


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.38997 del
>>38989
vine is a true chute artist


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.38998 del
BENNETT concussed the hell out


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.38999 del
>>38998
>runner frantically waving doctors away in a disoriented manner
>'well he must be good to go then on you go'
kek


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.39000 del
GAUDU in position


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.39001 del
that's illegal mr


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.39002 del
Miraculous survival


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.39003 del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.39004 del
another shit winner


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.39005 del
Turner's sprinter transition successful


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.39006 del
PHILIPSEN KWAB
PEDERSEN KWAK


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.39007 del
yeah, jappe's form still isn't there


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.39008 del
waow


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.39009 del
Even that fucking BURATTI was an ok pick. FUCK am I comical with picking exactly the wrong guy in a fiddy fiddy.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.39010 del
This is some BULLSHIT man


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.39011 del
Planckaert really fucked that one up


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.39012 del
most importante result is GODu in red


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.39013 del
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Davide GAUDU in maillot rouge


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.39014 del
Ayuso to Lidl-Trek confirmed?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.39015 del
Canal in the Canal Zone


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.39016 del
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DEMARE wins


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.39017 del
Why did I pick Coquard?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.39018 del
So Mads can't even defeat Biermans. Great


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.39019 del
these sprints are some low quality lmao


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.39020 del
some are calling this the week of the anglo


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.39021 del
>>39019
Brennan would rape these fools


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.39022 del
>>39021
Even Wou- no never mind that's a bridge too far


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.39023 del
>>39019
Vuelta sprints are never top quality


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.39024 del
>>39022
he already did, against better sprinters than turner


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.39025 del
>>39016
Turns out DEMARE did in fact not win, peculiar


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.39026 del
>>39025
Now that's a low quality sprint. Demare, Godon and some literal whos.
If a team signs Demare for next season they deserve to go the way of Arkea.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.39027 del
>>39024
He did? All I see this year is a gifted win from Pog and a gifted win from Del Toro. Maybe something is missing on PCS then


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.39028 del
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>>39025
its his world we are simply living in it. tour poitou organizers got the call


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.39029 del
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>>39026
>disrespecting Lecroq


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.39030 del
>>39026
ahem riot ARM is not a literal who he is coming off a magnificent performance in the tour of baltic chain


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.39031 del
>>39026
>>39029
>>39030
>GODON
>LE CROQ
>PENALVER
>COLNAGHI
>ARM
>BERTHE
>ZANONCELLO
et al
all BIG names


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.39032 del
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Ok, time for the Balkon repeats
I'm still cold from Sunday and there's a hot water outage for some reason too
This is gonna be a total disaster of a ride


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.39033 del
just remembered madis MIHKELS is at this la vuelta


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.39035 del
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Results. >>39034


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.39036 del
>>39033
you now remember giro stage winner van uden is here


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.39037 del
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For a moment I tot I was refreshing a full fred.
Good good, everyone peddelaaring hard before the weather starts misbehaving.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.39038 del
slow day innit


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.39039 del
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When you do repeats like this, which repeats would you find the most difficult, mentally?
For me, it's probably 3rd, since then my terrible choices start to dawn on me and then perhaps the 7th since it's hurting and the end is not near


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.39040 del
>>39039
why is your data so inaccurate, the same hill has different heights and max gradients in your graph.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.39041 del
>>39038
Birdies sing so much I thought I went into some paradise location in HoMM3 map, slow day for everyone.
>>39039
Probably similar, 3-4 in understanding this is harder than you thought you're not even half-way through, 7-8 realizing you're tot and there are still multiple reps to do.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.39042 del
Hmm I am starting to think the shop guy is not ripping me off that much, I've just had a fixed priced for the whole Deore groupset which is much more expensive and barely available now.
Would like to avoid a walk of shame to the shop which may happen anyways, with a bike half done/undone with wires sticking out and screws barely holding on.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.39043 del
>>39042
Could also find a dude who does it as a 2nd job from his garage. Someone in my street does this in the evenings and he earns good money.
I'd also trust him more that a bikeshop peddling shit since you buy the components yourself


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.39044 del
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I bought a chocolate cake. Ate half of it.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.39045 del
>>39039
I never find controlled intervals challenging, it gets mentally hard when you're competing against someone or something and you're over the limit and falling behind or chasing and you know you still have a chunk of effort ahead of you.
Intervals, you hit your numbers and if your legs and/or cardio are dead and you're basically at failure you hit the best numbers you can for the remaining rep(s) and that's that


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.39046 del
>>39044
why not all of it?


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.39047 del
>>39046
That would have been too much


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.39048 del
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>>39044
post the other half for evaluation


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.39049 del
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TTT tomorrow


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.39050 del
>>39049
pissmoids already down a rider


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.39051 del
>>39049
oughta post brteks dub


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.39052 del
>>39040
GPS is like that


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.39053 del
>>39043
You made me think about this guy in a tiny shop who fixes a rubbing chain and a clanking bb in cheap normal people bikes. He has working hours, a legal business and all but all he does is those repairs for people's moms and influx women on their dutch bikes.
I don't know if coming over and handing him over the parts would be the move but I may ask.

>>39044
Like a PUSSY. No, keeping stuff for later is very important, delayed gratification and all that, the best parts are kept for last.
I remember when I was a kid and had a family, everyone had a kick out of me because while eating the dinner I would generally mix it up what I am eating, potatoes, salad, the meat - like a normal person, a peice of that, then a piece of that, then that.
But the salad was always gone first, I used to save a bit of potatoes in the middle but there was always the biggest piece of meat left as the very last part of the dinner, the great finale.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.39054 del
>>39044
balanced out with a long ride i hope


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.39055 del
so after seeing the starving children in Africa Pauline decided to partake in the WC in Renewi. she already won the rainbow stripes back in 2014 when that girl cycling thing was still really amateurish. looking at the 2014 results a surprising big amount of girls are still active to this day.


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.39056 del
maryland cycling classic startlist looking very strong for such a bad race. i trust all you godless europeans will make sure to tune in for the best cobbled race of the autumn


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.39057 del
>>39056
I'll watch if you're on site holding up a sign


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.39058 del
>>39057
yes well the /cyc/ office is relocating me soon. nycbert is going however so you are obligated to watch


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.39059 del
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Suffering from burger withdrawals


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.39060 del
>>39058
acceptable


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.39061 del
ynr George Bennett


Bert 08/26/2025 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.39062 del
>>39061
he is remembered plenty


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.39065 del
>>39039
I would give anything to have such rampas here. Today I'm supposed to do 4min vo2max efforts and since the biggest hill here takes 1-1.5min I am stuck doing them on the flattest flat there is.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.39066 del
>>39065
4 min max power on the flat sounds so dangerous to me, but I guess you have the nice flat straight roads in Finnland


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.39067 del
Bought my 2nd sqlab saddle this morning, now waiting for burgerbert to send some of his advertising budget to me


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.39068 del
Holy mother of grim selection


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.39069 del
>>39066
There's a very nice straight flat road 15km from where I live and it's nice to do the vo2max efforts there. Can do anything from 3min to 10min there, and usually during an interval I get passed by at most one car. If you do the efforts to a headwind you won't go much over 40km/h so not too high speeds either.
I've slept like shit for the past few nights and felt like shit today, could only do 470W for the first two 3min intervals and then the next two 4min efforts were at just over 435W, about 20W less than usual. And even if it was flat I think I prefer the trainer for these, just feels easier to stay within the intended power. The cooling effect was nice though, average temp was something like 12 degrees and felt really pleasant compared to the Finnish boiler room experience.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.39071 del
quinten hermans to Q


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.39072 del
>>39071
didn’t make the cut for SOQ


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.39073 del
>>39072
he was too bald for alpecin


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.39074 del
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>Stage 1 of the prestigious Tour de Kurpie starts in Kadidlo


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.39075 del
>>39071
Wanty boost gave him a good career but the fraudulence surfaced eventually


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.39077 del
My boy Pau Miquel to bahrain


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.39078 del
>>39074
I don't get it


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.39079 del
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rurhk1hadp8

Just got recommended this video. Haven't seen this movie in a billion years, before all the memes. I didn't realize what a ridiculous scene it is. Nothing makes sense


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.39080 del
>Guillaume Alexandre DEURWEILHER
>Guillaume CASIMIR
>Giovanni Ludovic GONTHIER
>Shanmouganardar POUNIANDY


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.39081 del
>>39079
besides the memes, it's unreal how badly the flick is written


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.39082 del
>>39079
you're a big guy


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.39083 del
>>39079
The mosquito man


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.39084 del
>>39079
I’m C.I.A.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.39085 del
>>39079
>The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists Smee, Maimen, and Dr. Pavelheer! But only Juan Ayuso!
Was very strange hearing this in the theaters, even moreso when Ayuso wasn't even a teenager back then


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.39086 del


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.39088 del
>>39079
It is incredibly bad, even for capeshit


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.39089 del
>>39088
it's bad in a funny way, not a tedious way; still haven't seen it more than once though


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.39090 del
ginnni to bora


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.39091 del
should have been gianni, so just let's say it's not florian vermeersch


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.39092 del
>>39090
Filippi Ginni?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.39093 del
>>39090
Gini fantink


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.39094 del
2 km to go in l'avenir


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.39095 del
marriage goes solo


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.39096 del
abysmal sprint to be honest


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.39097 del
Fraud KOCKELMANN wins


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.39098 del
Hobbs washed


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.39099 del
Word around town is Girmay is going for a BIG transfer


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.39100 del
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>>39099
To ISRAEL, I have heard


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.39101 del
what do you mean the squeakers are stupid for letting those 3 valkenburgers go together into the break


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.39102 del
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HAMZA wins in Kadidlo
VANICEK 4th
Hamza 7th


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.39103 del
ABRAHAMSEN statpadding


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.39104 del
someone mortally injure ABRAHAMSEN


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.39105 del
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This just in, G Fermersk to Bora.
>>39102
Wassup with kadidlo, please be patient I'm acoustic.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.39106 del
stupid idiot shouldn't be working for fadder abrahamsen


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.39107 del
Deuxmare.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.39108 del
godON


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.39109 del
so we're still waiting for the BIG shopping spree of Decathlon for next season. no BIG announcements have been made so far, while half the guys they basically fired found a new job.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.39110 del
>>39107
he really is wasting his chances of reaching 100 wins


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.39111 del
we reached levels of LAME in Geraardsbergen, not even 20 duvels at Bar Gidons could make it look less grim.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.39112 del
kind of a lame statpadding race reusing the same roads they always ride on but big ride from the puberty kid


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.39113 del
eggs


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.39114 del
lotto already with 6


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.39115 del
big question: who will be the brave man tasked with riding right behind vine?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.39116 del
>>39115
this is why they let Ayuso ride the Vuelta


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.39117 del
EF bros, let's do this


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.39118 del
COMICALE


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.39119 del
Team sky would’ve floored the competition here


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.39120 del
qwab36 impresario


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.39121 del
Burgos back from their sunday training ride


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.39122 del
OK, I would to start goombling again, Plouay startlist is available since Monday and I can't overpay for Arnold yet.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.39123 del
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.39124 del
Lmao fuck Israel


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.39125 del
I can't stand these retards


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.39126 del
UAE will fuck up


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.39127 del
>>39115
it's Almeida, oh god


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.39128 del
well pissrael keep their time?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.39129 del
CHUTE SOBRERO


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.39130 del
Matteo kwabrero


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.39131 del
rolling chute brutale Vingegaard


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.39132 del
something odd about seeing Movistar and Ineos as equals in time trialing


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.39133 del
>>39132
a peculiar discipline the TTT
I remember EF always being really good with unknowns


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.39134 del
>>39133
Jayco used to train for it and get good results but apparently not today


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.39135 del
Which stream are you guys using. Strugling to find a decent one this year


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.39136 del
>>39134
most of their good TTT guys aren't here


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.39137 del
UAE riding kinda disorganized


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.39138 del
it's UAEover


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.39139 del
EXTREMELY comfy sounding NAT race Gran Premio Chianti Colline d'Elsa was held yesterday with the like of INNOCENTI, PIZZI and BERTOLLI.
None of them are part of the famous Team Hopplà.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.39140 del
uh oh vismoid bros


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.39141 del
Labbros?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.39142 del
vismoid collapse


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.39143 del
party at the lidl bakery today boys


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.39144 del
only Zingle could have saved them


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.39145 del
Wout should have been there


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.39146 del
It's over for Vingo


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.39147 del
>>37258
>>37259
i giggled a little bit when they crossed the line


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.39148 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG STEFAN KUNG KUNG KUNG STEFAN STEFAN KUNG


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.39149 del
atchooso in rojo?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.39150 del
>>39145
affini should have been here


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.39151 del
vismoids with the second breath


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.39152 del
jay vine blocking visma


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.39153 del
visma merde


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.39154 del
>vingegaard drinking a carton of milk
wtf


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.39155 del
>kuss nosebreathing over the line
he's gonna win the vuelta


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.39156 del
lel almeida refuses to take the little chair and saved the last seat for ayuso


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.39157 del
gaudu almost assassinated


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.39158 del
demare trying to take out Gaudu


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.39159 del
>>39155
Except he got dropped and lost 40 seconds


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.39160 del
>>39159
PFFFTHAHAHAHA


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.39161 del
>GAUDU -5
good


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.39162 del
Sapp Kess


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.39163 del
>>39159
well yes but he was nose breathing


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.39164 del
how many soler betrayals are we going to see?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.39165 del
>>39163
Saving himself for the 3rd week


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.39166 del
>>39165
more like the breakaway tomorrow


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.39167 del


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.39168 del
Didn't get to see the TTT, kinda surprised how close all the gaps are


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.39169 del
>>39105
Kadidlo is a religious thing but it also means "poopy thing"


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.39170 del
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>>39169
What is the "poopy thing"?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.39171 del
>>39170
nothing really, it is just a word play


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.39172 del
>The Israelis' gap to the team of João Almeida and Juan Ayuso has also been reduced to 39 seconds, meaning they now finish in the same time as Intermarché-Wanty and EF Education-EasyPost. This means they gain five places in the overall standings. The organizers have not yet released any details. Therefore, they are waiting for the daily press release, which organizer Unipublic usually issues later in the evening. WielerFlits has requested confirmation from Israel-Premier Tech, but has not yet received a response.

first time they've done something like this?


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.39173 del
>>39172
I don't remember it happening before. Nobody will care since they have no GC riders but it could something in a future race if it becomes standard procedure.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.39174 del
>>39172
Closest thing to it is probably the Froome fiasco on Ventoux


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.39175 del
>>39174
bauke was ROBBED


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.39176 del
Gee predicted this


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.39177 del
>no port d'envalira
it's a slurping climb too, right? 5% gradient or something


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.39179 del
>>39177
rain will save us from the slurp


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.39180 del
>>39179
GALL will lose tremendous time tomorrow


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.39181 del
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>come home
>this is the freshest post
>>39079


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.39182 del
Spanish twitter schizos already talking about doing more anti-Israel protests on the Alto de El Morredero. Wouldn't be surprised if they eventually withdrew from the race


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.39183 del
I just want ciclismo, why are they like that.


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.39184 del
>>39182
if this happens and with a couple choice DNF's we could see the most disgusting sprint in a modern GT on stage 21


Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.39185 del
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Bert 08/27/2025 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.39186 del
>>39182
If they insist on ruining the race at least do it on time trials so it affects the team they don't like.


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Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.39189 del
So what was the point of this TTT? Honestly this needs to be at least 50km long


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.39190 del
good morning i was promised betrayals today i best not be dissapointed


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.39191 del
>>39188
please use the doorbell


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.39193 del
>20 bikes stolen from total memergies
Why don't teams just put in some proper safety for their bikes
Are these insurance scams


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.39194 del
>>39193
At this point it must be
They probably keep some cheap knockoff bikes there and then report their race bikes stolen


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.39195 del
Also watching UTMB race again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iiG5WVy73y4 [Embed]


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.39196 del
>>39193
I mean looking at how mouth wateringly expensive bikes Enve makes it's no wonder those were stolen. The Melee looks like a very nice bike but no way am I paying 5000€+ for a frame.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.39197 del
>>39195
Based me to but only the real deal of 170km it might get Jonas’d weather conditions are poor


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.39198 del
>>39195
dreadful weather around the alps


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.39199 del
Reposting here as well.
Hello berts, my rim brake Look Huez has BB problems again. The BB area is just too oval for the cups to stay in place I guess and it's getting worse. I could try the carbon repair route I guess, but it's a gamble and costs pretty much. I think I will just sell the parts instead and move on. Does anybody here want to buy a good working set of Campag Super Record 12s? Also some good carbon wheels and a set of Cane Creek EE brakes for weight weenie goodness will be for sale. I think I will list them on buycycle since I doubt there's a market for them here in Finland.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.39200 del
>>39193
you would think thieves are feasting but I read that they found a bunch of LAB bikes not far from the bus so they are probably incompetent fucks as per usual


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.39201 del
Autismbert cameo
DSQs incoming


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.39202 del
>>39199
What is the cause of it? Bad manufacturing?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.39203 del
>>39202
Yeah, just sloppy tolerances. It is so bad that the bb cups can be applied by just softly pressing. The cups held for one year with glue, but now they are loose again.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.39204 del
>>39199
A few months ago I would've bought the group but I've tried campagnolo since and I can't deal with the thumb shifter, its placement is too far off for how I want to grip the hoods. Which is a shame because everything else about the shifter design is really nice and I think mechanical shifting is based


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.39205 del
>>39204
High winds today, any of part of my routes pointing south is ripe for big watts today.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.39206 del
>>39204
Ah shame. Yeah the thumb shifter placemwnt isn't optimal for me either, but I like the shifting quality otherwise - it feels very mechanicql, with a pleasing loud thunk with every shift.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.39207 del
>>39205
I don't know why I replied to you Bernd, ignore.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.39208 del
In my headcanon, it's just one cameraman running with them the entire duration of the course, just mogging them


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.39209 del
Good break in la wuelta


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.39210 del
>>39195
Friend on strava did one of those lately. Insane elevation, sauce didn't even want to give eggs on this but that must have been insane


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.39211 del
>>39209
Visma getting satelited is funny


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.39212 del
>>39199
Don't want to build some custom steel rim brake? Feels like this has a place in your collection, also very nice to travel with


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.39213 del
>>39206
Yeah the shifting is fine and the general design of the hoods and brake lever is great. To fix my issues with the thumb I would place it 5-10mm further forward and 5-10mm further down. The way it is now its like they intend you to grab the shifter at its base close to the handlebar but at the same time the very front end of the shifter is shaped perfectly for hands to rest so which one is it. Maybe it all made sense in the past with different handlebar shapes and bike geometry and they just kept it like that.
The 13s group also has the thumb way back and its narrow now, I don't get it


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.39214 del
>>39211
>Satelited
Lol vinester is getting ready for his 3rd polka dot campaign


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.39215 del
>>39212
I am planning on building up a steel bike but I've settled on the disc brake Fairlight Strael, as I want some more tyre clearance and possibility for mudguards. I had thought about the travel aspect before but I don't think I'll be traveling soon with the kid.
>>39213
Now that you show those photos the design is pretty odd. Maybe the idea is that people are on the drops and it's accessible from there? then again I would think it'd be lower than where it is now. But yeah a quite odd design, perhaps I should ask some boomer campag fan what he thinks the rationale behind it is


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.39216 del
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Got a Decathlon newletter, looked at their bikes.
Their ultegras got 20k more expensive than few months ago (some 800 EUR more).
105 Di2 now goes for some 5k EUR
No longer a cheap brand


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.39217 del
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The Le Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine has a longer ITT than the La Vuelta Ciclista a Espana


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.39218 del
Froomedawg got cagied


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.39219 del


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.39220 del
>>39218
it was an accident
>it wasn't, it was intentional


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.39221 del
>>39219
watching them running downhill makes me understand why mountainbikes exist


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.39222 del
>>39218
>Transported by heli again right when they're about to catch one of the sky staff members


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.39223 del
>chuted on his own
Time to retire old man


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.39224 del
You now remember hugh carthy


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.39225 del
what an ignominious end for ole Kris Frum; but it's not like I wouldn't peddle my bike around for another few million so I can't really fault him


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.39226 del
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WE LIVE IN FRANCE


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.39227 del
I do not care for Anders


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.39228 del
WIDAR will losing precious watts just by his unzipped vest. Very Guyonnetesque


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.39229 del
can't wait to see SEIXAS be runner-up to WIDAR in 5 Tours de France


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.39230 del
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>It's hailing.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.39231 del
This is a sexy ass world and we are just living in it


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.39233 del
home


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.39234 del
Visma gifting 5 minutes to torty troons


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.39235 del
>>39234
Armiral is also flying


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.39236 del
Was gonna say, 5 minutes on top of Comella should be enough for a Troon, Sfortunato, Vinester, Pablito.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.39237 del
break actually making it? strong group and they've got winners on this terrain


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.39238 del
>>39237
Yes visma isn't as hungry as tadej


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.39239 del
>>39238
They're afraid of gaudu taking bonis


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.39240 del
Visma using all their energy in the first half of the Tour when mere seconds were on the line and not having anyone in the last week when there were minutes at stake is still baffling

they really were banking on Jonas being strong enough to go solo with Tadej every day?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.39241 del
I've seen enough, Jay Vine will win


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.39242 del
'Avenir gonna be a slurper, right? It's barely 5%


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.39243 del
>>39241
Castrillo will smoke his ass


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.39244 del
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>AG2R will win Tour de France in my lifetime
feels good bros


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.39245 del
>>39240
Their plan was to check everyday for a pogi crack and take advantage of it


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.39246 del
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Thorsten TREIN in maglia rojo?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.39247 del
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Anyway I have Fortunato and Garofoli


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.39248 del
>>39245
but a Crack on one of those early days wouldn't have amounted to anything


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.39249 del
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Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.39250 del
>>39248
imagine the moral victories


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.39251 del
>>39240
It was a very desperate strategy, but with how strong Pogacar has been this and last year it would have been very arrogant to not be desperate.
It obviously didn't work but I don't get why their tactic got so much hate. They would have lost either way but I see why they would want to give it a try.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.39252 del
>>39247
Except Garofoli doesn't actually exist


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.39253 del
>>39251
For me it was retard shit like jorgenson riding away in the valley isolating Jonas with Pogacar, but he was obviosuly out of form by week three him going for GC was a stupid idea from the start


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.39254 del
>>39251
I think it got hate because it made the first part a bit unpleasant and the latter part boring


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.39255 del


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.39256 del
seixas gonna wind da tour de franzia


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.39257 del
>>39254
plus all the arrogant chestboxing
>tour isn’t over bro
<now watch me do nothing again tomorrow


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.39258 del
Is it WIDAR as in Radar or WIDAR as in Widar?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.39259 del
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>can't drop widar
C'est fini, didn't really began


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.39260 del
>>39253
That stage was some brainlet tier racing once they hit the valley. My only guess is that they thought Jorgenson could win the stage but he turned out to be a lot weaker than they thought. I'm not defending that one.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.39261 del
holy shit widar just die already


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.39263 del
look at that sexy ass widar


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.39264 del
>>39260
Yeah you don’t have to, obvious miss communication but they should’ve let Matteo go full match saving from the start he was so dead after the pyrenees lol


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.39265 del
>>39264
wish he was on (almost) any other team, I like the guy


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.39266 del
Still no idea why czech superstar NOVAK is not here, problably knew he would get HUMILIATED


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.39267 del
FINN makes the catch


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.39268 del
nice Arkea chasse patate


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.39269 del
weak ass attaque


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.39270 del
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>commentators don't know who RAMIREZ is


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.39271 del
Wildar and Sexas slurping.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.39272 del
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Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.39273 del
>>39269
the old one-two punch


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.39274 del
so this is the avenir of ciclismo we're seeing 5 years down the road? I'm not impressed.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.39275 del
OMRZEL LACHEE


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.39276 del
omzrel not even the next primoz


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.39277 del
next pogacar dropped from gr. next pogacar


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.39278 del
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>>39276
what if OMRZEL is the next SPILAK


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.39279 del
SEIXAS doesn't look fresh at all


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.39280 del
WHERE IS ALMEIDA


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.39281 del
>>39278
What if he's the next Brajkovič


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.39282 del
>>39278
>3 WT stage race victories
some nations would kill for a Spilak


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.39283 del
WIDAR GOES SOLO


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.39284 del
>>39278
Ehh there are worse careers .
As swiss bert will no doubt agree tour of Swiss and tour of Romandie are EXTREMELY prestigious.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.39285 del
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lol


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.39286 del
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Waar Almeida


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.39287 del
chute elite?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.39288 del
ALMEIDA mechanical


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.39289 del
domen novak dead and gone


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.39290 del
absolut widarlich


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.39291 del
VINE VINE VINE JAY VINE JAY VINE VINE JAY VINE


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.39292 del
WIDAR PARANORMAL

it's over for france before it even began


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.39293 del
Easy Widar win
Other nations just can't compete


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.39294 del
WIDAR wins

a sad day for cycling


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.39295 del
GODAR


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.39296 del
Comical tactic to sacrifice the dude with 2 min on GC and then pull 5 minutes with the 2nd fav on your wheel


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.39297 del
>>39296
they don't teach tactics in french juniors please understand


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.39298 del
Jay VINE easy win


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.39299 del
if you can shave your legs in the morning you can shave your face as well. this moustache just looks widarlich


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.39300 del
is this more of a sexass coin in freefall or a widar coin soaring situation?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.39301 del
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G2 slurp
peleton slurp
I hope not every stage is gonna be like this
atleast the winner is good


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.39302 del
>>39300
Seixas still has plenty of good karma in the bank from that gift to Prudhomme. He'll cash in on it for a race that really matters.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.39303 del
>>39300
Bit of both. Retarded tactics too


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.39304 del
can they defeat degoomble in l'avenir?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.39305 del
I'm feeling raped having to look at jay


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.39306 del
what if UAE sends vine into a solo break so he's away from everyone else and no longer a danger?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.39307 del
expecting a review of jay wine later on


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.39308 del
Armiral dropped. Good news for Troonbros.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.39309 del
>>39308
NOT
SO
FAST


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.39310 del
how much dope is in gall's veins today


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.39311 del
>Fact about Ryan Archie (EF Education - EasyPost)
>If he returns home from a race he loves to crack open a pint of icecream


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.39312 del
thirsty troon going for the rojo


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.39313 del
troon the strongest in g2 kek


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.39314 del
Torsion Train bros, how much dope are we on


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.39315 del
is testicular cancer the best base for cyclismo?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.39316 del
ayuso almost lachee


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.39317 del
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>>39311
>If he returns


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.39318 del
achooso in coca cola of the pedalton


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.39319 del
nothing to worry UAEboys just taking turns at the back


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.39320 del
he did say he did 0 prep for a three week race but that is a massive crack


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.39321 del
What was I thinking when I picked Ayuso?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.39322 del
>>39319
DNS soon


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.39323 del
heh


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.39324 del
I'm feeling like I'm stung by a bee


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.39325 del
I almost left off TREIN for KOERDT HAHA!
Luckily I have also managed to talk myself out of LABROSSE and completely missed the message on QUINN and GAROFOLI.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.39326 del
give me the gianetti cam NOW


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.39327 del
guess who's waiting at the finish line for our boi juan a chooso


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.39328 del
Ayuso is such a choke merchant. Always fucks it up somehow.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.39329 del
Well, here goes my gaudu points


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.39330 del
illegal pcs flag


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.39331 del
>>39328
didnt even make it up the first montana


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.39332 del
AYUSO lachee is bad news for betrayals enjoyers worldwide


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.39333 del
Why the fuck is Ayuso crashing my team once again


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.39334 del
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Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.39335 del
>>39332
Soler unchained


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.39336 del
>>39334
>dropped by verona
his contract will be terminated at the summit


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.39337 del
>>39336
welcome to Q35.6


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.39338 del
>>39335
not if ayuso dnf's, they do need some slaves


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.39339 del
>>39336
>>39337
actually as punishment they will keep him around and make him ride shit the spring classics with morgado until he's old and washed


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.39340 del
Great showcase of his skillz for his new team Lidl-Trek.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.39341 del
when will cicco go


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.39342 del


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.39343 del
VAMOS CICCONE


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.39344 del
Heh Almeida doesn't need to respond, he knows dieseling wins


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.39345 del
vingegaard without pogi to lead him out is so weak


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.39346 del
solerismo


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.39347 del
LANDA dead, gone. bad day for spainards everywhere


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.39348 del
soler dropped


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.39349 del
Buitraguo nose breathing is waiting for tiberi?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.39350 del
>>39347
he's not going for GC


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.39351 del
>>39347
I'm stupid


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.39352 del
god damn ayuso really blew up for good huh


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.39353 del
Trein rojo.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.39354 del
vuelta king


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.39355 del
consider this: jay vine


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.39356 del
AND LOOK WHOS COMING OUT OF THE MIST


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.39357 del
all smiles, but Gianetti has his eyes on someone else


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.39358 del
troon in red?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.39359 del
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jay looks like he rode lt1 at most, good job Rapeman


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.39360 del
poker face expression from the rapist because he just heard gianetti threaten the lives of ayuso's family members on the radio


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.39361 del
the next Eiking


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.39362 del
J-wow is NOT dead!


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.39363 del
I like your Viners, really strong guys, who aren't above losing time and going for stage wins

/ELITE/


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.39364 del
american lab rats in trouble


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.39365 del
bernalGOD


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.39366 del
Pidders there.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.39367 del
seppguss


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.39368 del
>ayuso so far back it's not even a betrayal anymore


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.39369 del
>>39364
frick


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.39370 del
Vinester back in dots.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.39371 del
nevermind Jorgy is fine


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.39372 del
>>39371
trust the plan


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39373 del
Smart from almeida to put as much time as possible on ayuso


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39374 del
just like always, doing nothing was the best course of action


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39375 del
slurp result from the gc boys


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39376 del
>Vingegaard, Almerda, Cicco
would be very reasonable podium


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39377 del
gonna be funny to see tiberi and buitrago work for troon when guys like landa and gaudu try to get in the break


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39378 del
vingogo needs to shave


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.39379 del
donde esta ayuso?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.39380 del
love seeing real GC action so early


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.39381 del
(1.20 MB 1025x823 vinetory.png)


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.39382 del
love to see andorra native jose viña win on home turf


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.39383 del
troon
armchair
unfortunate son
final GC


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.39384 del
Torston is THIRTY?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.39385 del
>>39384
*torty


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.39386 del
>>39382
beating countryman Tomás pidock


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.39387 del
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garofoli the only one that didn't stay ahead of the peleton


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.39388 del
this vuelta burned all its betrayalkino matches in one go. we will have to subsist on tiberi holding on in 15th position in the pedalton when troon inevitably drops. it just won't be the same.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.39389 del
>forgot his wife's name


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.39390 del
>>39389
tramadol or bigamy?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.39391 del
>62 Ayuso Juan UAE Team Emirates - XRG +11:51


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.39392 del
ayuso could pull a remco


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.39393 del
ayuso could pull a remco


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.39394 del
could Ayuso pull a Remco?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.39395 del
>>39394
Ayuso only pulls Ayuso


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.39396 del
Why so dead?


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.39398 del
>O' CONNOR Ben is at this la vuelta


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.39399 del
Results. >>39397


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.39400 del
>>39388
Maybe Pelizzari betrayes Hindlel.
It's weak I know but probably the best we've got.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.39401 del
it’s looking grim lads


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.39402 del
A headsup would have been nice


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.39403 del
>>39402
fairly sure he said before the race that he would see if he could podium


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.39404 del
>>39402
>"The preparation wasn't ideal," Ayuso told Eurosport . He was referring to the fact that he learned late in the race that he would be starting in the Vuelta a España and that he was at the start in Turin with only two days of racing under his belt. "I'm getting better and better, but I'm not good enough yet to perform uphill. I had to keep trying, and I did, but I still don't feel good."
>"I knew beforehand that it would be difficult and that I wasn't feeling great."


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.39405 del
>>39399
Patjebert 59th, this may become the Velochoke of the century!


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.39406 del
>>39402
where the FUCK is my refund


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.39407 del
just forwarding a memo from the bossman. if you do not pick MADOUAS for your plouay team it will not be counted so make shure to pick him


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.39408 del
>>39407
he'll be lucky to finish in top 50


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.39409 del
>>39402
what a kwab


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.39410 del
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Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.39411 del
Patrick said "adjusting" on the LRCP today while talking about velogames, confirmed he is here in some capacity.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.39412 del
>>39411
We left all the wattlets on 4cucks though


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.39413 del
>>39407
I will pick him because the race is made for retard attacks and he is a local retard


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.39414 del
>>39410
(You)


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.39415 del
>>39410
I can recognize an overpriced hipster burger when I see one


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.39416 del
>>39415
its praha they are called bohemians


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.39417 del


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.39418 del
>>39416
cheeky


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.39419 del


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.39420 del
>Raul Matias (Cofidis support team) – Violation of the rules or guidelines regarding vehicle movement during the race; driving against traffic during the race. Fine of 500 Swiss francs, yellow card, and exclusion from stages 7, 8, and 9.

banzaaaaaai


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.39421 del
remember when CASTRILLO was heeming breaks last year and now he can barely outclimb SHAW james


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.39423 del
>>39421
remember when Urko Berrade randomly outclimbed half the GC field in the picon blanco right after winning a stage himself
those guys were on quite something


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.39424 del
rude


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.39425 del
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was randomly thinking about him today
how did he do it


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.39426 del
>>39421
wearing the movistar jersey is an immediate -25w handicap


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.39427 del
>I find it deeply saddening to see what's happening to Ayuso right now. An absolute top talent being mentally destroyed by Tadej Soprano and his capos. Leaving is, of course, the only option, but you can see from Matteo Jorgenson that even as a rider for another team, you don't really get a chance to succeed against the peloton's new Lance Armstrong. Oh well, let's all just ignore it. After all, Tadej is always smiling and he's riding Paris-Roubaix, which is so great.

wielerflitsers are quite something


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.39428 del
>>39427
gold. even the best satire cannot best the sincere boomer


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.39429 del
fuck it


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.39430 del


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.39431 del
>>39427
it has that right type of seething + gaslighting dutch people are masters at this. HLN boomers are completely different


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.39432 del
>>39423
>those guys were on something
pan y agua


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.39433 del
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what happened to In the Footsteps of the Romans


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.39434 del
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>>39433
Turned out the Romans were handwalking, race ceased to exist.


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.39435 del
berger was average, but ridiculously THICC
fries were average too
pilsner was good
i continue to have burger fever
rain calamity for too more days, ciclismo is over


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.39436 del
>>39425
>how did he do it
cleanly


Bert 08/28/2025 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.39437 del
>>39435
Had a berger like that today, made by meself, almost exactly the same order of green (it was lettuce not roszponka), pickles, tomat, burger with a processed cheese slice on top.
For me it was also a fried but runny egg and a bunch of pickled jalapeno before the top of the bun came.
Demolished it so much I got my bed shit dirty, luckily I delayed laundering it for a few more days until today's calamity.
Yes, I often eat in bed, like a savage.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.39439 del
Know who is NOT clean? Abrahamsen


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.39441 del
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>>39439
they will catch him over the winter. trvst the plan


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.39442 del
Great startlist in Bretagne, no wonder Wout bailed out. Also the course looks harder this year


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.39443 del
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>>39442
seems no one told trek and meelan


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.39444 del
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Booked a trip to Mallorca for next March, a week of ciclismo with some clubmates. Can't wait to do some climbing, I'm thinking 30min on Sa Calobra might be possible


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.39445 del
>>39442
>>39443
That course is BIATCH this year, there will be a lot of misfires for non-attention payers.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.39447 del
>>39444
>booking trip for March
Is it even possible?
>30min on Sa Calobra
What w/kg are we talking about?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.39449 del
>>39446
>>39447
Heh thanks. What do you mean, possible? My friends were there in March last year. 30min would be something like 5w/kg, I am not there yet but I think I could drop a couple kg in the winter and add some 10W. But 31-32min is much more likely.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.39450 del
>>39449
I mean so early in advance? I don't think you can book flight for march already


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.39451 del
>>39450
Ah sure ypu can, with Finnair at least. I haven't booked a flight since 2016 so I have no idea if it isn't common.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.39452 del
We're almost at the limit bert, don't get stuck in the loop

>>39451
Anyway it's going to be nice, I really need to put some Nice vacation next year but planing so far in advance really is impossible


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.39453 del
>>39452
We also had problems with my wife with regards to planning so far in advance, as we're trying to have another baby and we have no idea whether she'll be pregnant then or not, but finally she just said to go for it anyway, it's only a week and she'll manage it either way.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.39454 del
>>39444
Thinking of booking a trip to the schwartzwald myself


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.39455 del
>>39454
This place really gives the weirdest flags randomly


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.39458 del
>>39454
Nice, been to Schwartzwald with my family in 2006 and it was a remarkably beautiful place.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.39467 del



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