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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No. 2950
Liège-Bastogne-Liège edition

27.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT ME
27.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT WE
27.04 Giro della Provincia di Biella - Torino-Biella 1.2 ME
27.04 Rutland-Melton CiCLE Classic 1.2 ME
27.04 - 04.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro ME
27.04 Giro di Primavera 1.1 MJ
27.04 Pan-American Continental Championships ME - Road Race CC ME
28.04 - 03.05 Tour du Bénin 2.2 ME
28.04 - 30.04 Tour of Bostonliq 2.2 ME
28.04 - 30.04 Tour of Bostonliq Ladies 2.2 WE
29.04 - 04.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT ME
30.04 - 04.05 Cuarta vuelta BANTRAB 2.2 ME
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT ME

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous thread:
>>2017

>4chan thread:
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/148177924


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.2952 del
I think we have to give up berts. It has been fun and all but we need to go back to 4chan. Filter danes and brits I guess


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.2953 del
>>2952
I just feel like posting here today, take tomorrow off and go back to 4chan for Roamandie.
do as you like.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.2954 del
Well I am staying.
This is going to be slow here but I will be visiting me safespace quiet room everyday.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.2956 del
I’ll lurk maybe fat text post Remco if he goes


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.2957 del
türk tour starting today.
>tfw no badabag finish
stage 4 has a mtf rampa finish. expect astana to hunt for UCI points in türkiyie or however the sultan erDOGan wants us to write his country


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.2958 del
stage 4 rampa in question


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.2959 del
>>2958
Astana will feast in this race


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.2960 del
I tried some intervals on the trainer I gave up after 20 minutes. God I hate r*ping


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.2961 del
>>2960
I use a rowing machine for indoor training very happy with that purchase


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.2962 del
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it's jonasover


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.2963 del
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bardet literally hat squeaker teeth


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.2964 del
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here are your state mandated cycling gfs


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.2965 del
>>2963
KEK. Too bad he is done soon, although this face may long outlive his career.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.2966 del
>>2965
I will miss him, but the French love to retire early


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.2967 del
testing another web browser without any Adblock or other extensions installed


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.2968 del
ok, well, it's the all the extensions and adblocking that makes showing another flag. good to find that out.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.2969 del
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>>2967
>>2968
hmm, testing...


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.2970 del
>>2969
you need to disable your flag choice first. I just used a fresh user profile.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.2971 del
>>2968
Let's see.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.2972 del
>>2971
Ok, bare Edge still has me as a burger first.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.2973 del
It doesn't allow incognito right.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.2974 del
>>2973
It does allow, at least from Edge.
But I'm still maybe a Pol-ack not a true Polak.


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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.2976 del
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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.2977 del
This is firefox on android


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.2978 del
test


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.2979 del
>>2977
hmm, strange. On mobile network it shows my real flag, but not on the home network


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.2980 del
test


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.2981 del
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official LBL race poster


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.2982 del
another test


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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.2984 del
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remco hiding


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.2985 del
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Great, i forgot to adjust!


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.2986 del
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c'est parti


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.2987 del
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that's how imagine berts look like


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.2988 del
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please visit Lüttich and not nearby Maastricht and Aachen.


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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.2991 del
>>2988
>>2989
ohh, very comfy


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.2992 del
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first time Cort doing LBL
and I don't really understand why Matthews is doing LBL


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.2993 del
>>2992
Hard for your champ to have a bad looking jersey.


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the fuck is this jumbo team


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.2998 del
>>2984
Is there even a reason for the green?


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BIG expectations for FDJ


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.3001 del
>>2996
ahhh, one cyclign please save me


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.3002 del
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Picks. >>2994


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your nonces, bert heh, parrot-painters you name it


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.3004 del
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not falling for Belgian riders besides memco
and please don't chute today allah


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.3005 del
>>3003
Fugging Bert clearly cooking something up in his degenerate mind.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.3006 del
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>>3002
>25 Ben Healy
hmm
>picrel
lmao


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slippy G is still alive
and a moment for silence for Arkea, they won't be missed
>>2998
soudal not wearing the neon jersey, that was just for training


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bird song getting old, while Israel left a spot open and didn't send kris frum


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.3009 del
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inshallah
11th and last time for Bardet


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poggers
ok, time to check PCS and the composition of the échapée matinale


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.3011 del
>>3008
>fr?
>fr!


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.3012 del
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it's so so so much easier to dump images here


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.3013 del
>>3006
how are you expecting to beat each other if you all have the same team? at least with one rider you should pick a wild card instead.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.3014 del
>posting on a website with fignonbert spamming his uzbeki broad again


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.3015 del
>>3014
I just filter brits, burgers and danes


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.3016 del
break of the day:
VAN TRICHT
BONNEU
LØLAND
SEPÚLVEDA
BOULAHOITE
RETAILLEAU
RENARD-HAQUIN
DESAL
WILKSCH
HAIG
LE BERRE
MEENS


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.3017 del
>>3015
filtering all burgers is too excessive, as I said before I need to setup and 4chan x first and add image hashes of the fignon spammer.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.3018 del
>>3013
Minor differences and hoping the others overcook and lose points.
Although the closest guy above me has the same team.
Some berts fell for that distancelet VAUQUELIN, some think this is a NYS race, squeakers couldn't help themselves with GREGOIRE/BARDET.
I would have picked TRONCHON otherwise, the same team as Tismbert and the Finnish Rapist.
Don't think he is higher than 25, I am picking one safe assistman of the Satan.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.3019 del
>>3017
On fait pas d'omelettes sans casser des oeufs


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.3020 del
does endchan support emojis? not that it should as it's cancer.
🏁 220km - #LBL
1️⃣2️⃣🚴🏻‍♂️< 2’40’’ <🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🚗


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.3021 del
>>3019
>not enjoying his eggs with some eggshell parts in it because you failed at cracking the egg properly again


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.3022 del
>>3018
Now that's a proper french name


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.3023 del
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pre LBL ride done, putting a beer in the fridge and I'll just sit in the sun and watch the race


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.3024 del
>Jack HAIG is now a breakaway merchant


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.3025 del
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>j*se commentating türk tour


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.3026 del
>Van Geels abandon
rip my boy


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.3027 del
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>cherry blossoms, Japan
meh
>Kirschblüten, Österreich
omg, so kawaii desu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4n0Gg0olpvA [Embed]


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.3028 del
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boobs are aero and yes this is the mens race


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.3029 del
>>3028
wasn't this illegal or is it only in TT's?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.3030 del
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>>3029
I assume he just has his gilet stuffed in there. juniors and conti shitters don't have the money to rebuy this for every race.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.3031 del
>>3023
>sun


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.3032 del
>>3028
There is nothing I despise more than aero autist. Litteraly triathlon tier


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.3033 del
>>3022
Like a true dauphin, noticed him too.
There is this ruin of an old chateau funded by a nobleman from the Renard family in a town nearby.
There are some shy murmurs about rebuilding it.
Another very nice schloss is being rebuilt in Kopice/Kopitz. Hope once we are done with saving what was built by old noblemen, something new and modern can be built, other than a McMansion or caricatural attempts at building modern "castles".

Anyways, me long gone nan's birthday is today, mom wants to go the cemetery so there I go.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.3034 del
>>3031
how the turn has tabled my friend, belgium is the tropics this week


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.3035 del
jose bean about to get arrested and deported from Türkiye for insulting Erdogan


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.3036 del
>>3034
Weather has been great here this week, just a shity weekend for some reason


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.3037 del
>“We are going with three riders who we hope and think can ride a good final: Tiesj Benoot, Ben Tulett and Attila Valter”, the Dutch team manager opens. “With them we try to be in a good breakaway early, if that is possible and really makes sense, to avoid the violence of the big favorites towards La Redoute and Roche-aux-Faucons. The great thing about cycling is that anything is possible.” Tijmen Graat can try to get into the breakaway on his debut in a monument.

did not age well it seems


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.3038 del
kek that Turkish time keeping is the worst I've ever seen.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.3039 del
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chute at Türk tour


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.3040 del
Man what godtier weather really enjoyed it not too busy even roads


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van uden involved in the chute and has to waste energy to get back into the pedalton


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.3042 del
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ah yes, beautiful antalya


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.3043 del
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no, I don't want to imagine jose being a school teacher


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.3044 del
jose taking ozempic confirmed


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.3045 del
the parcour in turkey is not that bad this year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.3046 del
hoping for a kristoff win


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.3047 del
we live in belgium


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>>3047
Belgeberts weren't lying when they said it's really sunny there.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.3049 del
>>3046
2 wind here and then the 100th in Stavanger would be absolute cycling kino


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.3050 del
>>3046
he deserves a swansong


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.3051 del
polti guy almost assassinated half the peloton


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.3052 del
polti guys are unhinged


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.3053 del
such a narrow finish line


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.3054 del
15 UCI points dsm ain't getting vinobros


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.3055 del
Rickaert too good of a leadout for this field


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.3056 del
>deHAIRS Alpecin
hmm


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.3057 del
Colin STÜSSI is doing that Austrian cherry blossom race btw


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.3058 del
>schizo stealing bertaczeks jokes


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.3059 del
>>3058
that's the normal brit


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team vorarlberg weak


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.3061 del
>>3059
>normal
?


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son of Konyshev going alone


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.3063 del
so are they in Bastogne yet, the famous town with the bulge?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.3064 del
>>3061
the one that rides the standert


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Konychev wins in Austria


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.3066 del
nice town


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.3067 del
Liege is such a boring race. With 130km to go PR and RVV are already must watch. Now I have time to go on a 2h ride


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.3068 del
>Die Burgruine zählt zu den touristischen Attraktionen des Ortes. Um sie rankt sich die Sage des Schlossgespenstes Berthe
ghost of bert living in that castle


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>>3067
perfect for Vidya already did sport this morning


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.3070 del
literally perfect weather next week in Switzerland. adjoost your Romandie team accordingly.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.3071 del
bob jungels chasse patate


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.3072 del
in an alternate reality Bob JUNGELS is a monument winner


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.3073 del
>>3072
One of the worst monument I've ever watched. They just let him go then slurped


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.3074 del
>>3069
What the hell is this. I am pretty sure that dinosaur can escape that fence pretty easily


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>>3074
it's perfectly safe I spared no expense™


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.3076 del
big brain ineos strategy


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.3077 del
merda is now chase pathetique merchants team


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.3078 del
>>3077
literally doing the jumbo strategy. meanwhile soudal water boi remco getting bottles for the team leader.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.3079 del
THe hybrix rex-raptor is sedated and will never be hungry enough to lean over the fence and feed.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.3080 del
>white bar tape without wearing gloves
I don't know


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.3081 del
You forgot to look in the top left. The rex-raptor has a sunshade. It is perfectly satiated forever.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.3082 del
>>3080
thanks for reminding me, i need to fix me tape again


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.3083 del
>>3082
what wrapping technique do you use? super 8, Italian, something else?
>inb4 secret Czech wrapping technique


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.3084 del
what is this ineos chasse patat for?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.3085 del
>>3084
the Ineos owner played PCM yesterday and managed to get a podium for the team applying this strategy. so it has to work out irl.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.3086 del
>astana, dsm and bahrain pacing
brothers what are we doing


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.3087 del
>>3083
i think super 8 leaves the lever part too bulky so I am using the simple one, not sure what it is called
but i did something wrong and eventually here the bar got kinda split, one part to the left, the other the ride, exposing the raw handlebars


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>>3087
you can cover the hole by cutting a piece of bar tape and then wrapping over it


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cort nielsen with a puncture


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>wallonia is ugly...
this looks very nice


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.3091 del
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ciccone already changing to the e-bike


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.3092 del
>pogi gets to save all his doms for the final again


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.3093 del
>>3092
why is Visma even at the front make it make sense


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.3094 del
>>3093
filling the void left by ineos who now ride 1 minute in front of the peleton


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.3095 del
I am back, had pretty healthy ride to and from the cemetery.
Bought some bean soup, waved to some cagies who let me go through a pedestrian crossing, Sunday is good.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.3096 del
almost stockeu time aka start of the race


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.3097 del
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vache category


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.3098 del
yep here they come


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.3099 del
so many motorbikes jesus


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.3100 del
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now it's time to laugh at Ineos


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.3101 del
>>3100
what was the point of it all, conti tier move for publicity?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.3102 del
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pogi losing his first help helper vermeersch


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.3103 del
I can already smell the sulphur in the air


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.3104 del
>>3080
I've always preferred white bar tape, the Fizik stays white seemingly forever. But my current bike being essentially just black with white lettering, I feel the white bar tape is too stark, been trying gold, multicolor, etc. Black tape is a punishable offense IMO.

>>3087
>>3083
I think the wrapping depends on the tape's thickness, flexibility, stretch. I change the wrap method for different brands.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.3105 del
>45 ans sans victoire francaise a Liège - Bastogne - Liège
allah really fucked this up, didn't he


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.3106 del
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>>3104
it's not that I don't like the aesthetics of white bar tape, especially the perforated one from Fizik, but at least wear gloves. but I guess the pros have mechanics and just change it frequently.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.3107 del
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>UAE NC jersey doesn't have black sleeves
wow, such honor


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.3108 del
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instead of PHiL PHiL it's now REMCO REMCO REMCO


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.3109 del
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mauriesque climbing style by the lotto rider (227 some Dane called Jonas)


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.3110 del
birdsong kwab


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.3111 del
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nice church lol


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.3112 del
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>arranburu
>mas
the Spanish riders in trouble


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.3113 del
Masu rather surprising.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.3114 del
>>3105
Fucked up everything. Should have won RVV too


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.3115 del
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pogi watching mauri jacking off


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.3116 del
>>3087
>using bartape


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.3117 del
They really need to change that route. It plays out exactly the same every year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.3118 del
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chute warren barguil


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.3119 del
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get back onto the bike, DSM needs UCI points


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.3120 del
>>3119
He's a fucking tree hugger!


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.3121 del
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what is Lidl up to?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.3122 del
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>ynr slippy G


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.3123 del
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Belgian roads
take me home
where to I belong


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.3124 del
trek train


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.3125 del
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random jumbo rider(?) watching the race


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.3126 del
why is lidl doing work for uae again


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.3127 del
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watching cycling makes me less inclined going to Aldi


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.3128 del
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remco still hiding
>>3126
I mentioned yesterday, that the other teams could bait pogi into some stupid move. but it's always just the peloton being hyper nervous and fighting for good positions instead.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.3129 del
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peloton arrived in the /f1/ town


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.3130 del
>>3126
Positionning, like always


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.3131 del
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UAE not minding that other teams are the front.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.3132 del
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Benoot and Schmid like to live dangerously at the back of the peloton


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.3133 del
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attaque pogi for a bidon


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.3134 del
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PCS update incoming


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.3135 del
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slippy G appearing at the front
DNF is there as well


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.3136 del
Côte de La Redoute is near...


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.3137 del
pacher is a spinner


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.3138 del
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the fuck are they interacting with the fignon tard back on 4gag. makes me sick having to go back there to unite /cyc/.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.3139 del
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>>3137
so much for UCI wanting to limit the size of the front rings


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.3140 del
>wake up in perfect time to catch last redoute
ideal


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.3141 del
memco completely out of it


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.3142 del
It's so over


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.3143 del
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remco still hiding


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.3144 del
>memco


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3145 del
yeah this is going to be a borefest


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3146 del
>>3138
>interacting
just samefaggin, and no one seems to care
I see no reason to go back there.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3147 del
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pogi already gone


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3148 del
remco is so stupid


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3149 del
im off


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3150 del
>>3147
SPOILERS


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.3151 del
remco fucking idiot


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.3152 del
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where the fuck is remco?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.3153 del
Allah actually good


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.3154 del
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pogi not that far away
allah pas normal


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.3155 del
remco not even making g2. jonas please save my sport


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.3156 del
the dopeur is not that far away
surely the g2 syndrome not gonna kick in


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.3157 del
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c'est bardover


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.3158 del
Julian is really kinda back lately. I could see a cheeky Tour stage this year.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.3159 del
bardet crevaison


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.3160 del
Remco spent all energy on BUNDA


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.3161 del
allah lost tree positions in descent, curious


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.3162 del
G2
101
153 toilet
211
61 allah
nys
ciccone
healy
pidkek


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.3163 del
Barre and Toilet there, funny.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.3164 del
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remco woke up


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.3165 del
commentators already coping
>we'll never know what would have happened if he was in position
ofcourse you morons


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.3166 del
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>4 Gr. Evenepoel


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.3167 del
wow what a retard haha how did he fuck up positioning like that


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.3168 del
>>3165
Karl is taking it very badly so much copium


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.3169 del
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sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.3170 del
If Memco was in G2 there was a chance, but not like this. Also a shorter attack than the Amstel one.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.3171 del
G3 absolute total slurpage


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.3172 del
the fuck was memco thinking


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.3173 del
copium overdose commentary lmao


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.3174 del
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wtf why is memco out of form?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.3175 del
>>3158
Let's hope so!

>>3160
Worth it

>>3166
Healy and Pidcock, truly the most kwab duo of all time.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.3176 del
what will be his excuse this time?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.3177 del
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sluuuuuuuuuuuurp


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.3179 del
>>3172
>allah will guide me


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.3180 del
>tfw when u take the jacket off too soon


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.3181 del
>>3176
x rider got me out of position


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.3182 del
At least I can adjoost Romandie and not end up with 4 shitters.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.3183 del
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yep, it's this time again


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.3184 del
>>3182
who else will you even pick, carlos rodriguez? there's nobody


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.3185 del
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allah and benny hill getting dropped


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.3186 del
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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.3187 del
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let's go brandon


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.3188 del
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this makes me appreciate grug much more. he's going to be shit at the tour if he doesn't chute on the mountainbike. but he gave us battles with pogi and won.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.3189 del
>there doing the pogi long shots where they focus on his watch
death rattle of every race. its over bros


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.3190 del
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alex Baudin?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.3191 del
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EF pas normal


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.3192 del
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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.3193 del
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G3 has no business slurping like this


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.3194 del
>>3190
>what an exciting show!
>yeee, I will go and buy this watch!
are sponsors really like that?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.3195 del
>>3194
I don't know about you, but every time grug wins, I visit the Canyon website.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.3196 del
>>3194
a large proportion of the population is drooling slackjaws who do think this way and also dont use adblock in any circumstance. do not overestimate the masses


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.3197 del
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how long until to the famous bird song curve?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.3198 del
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>trying to display pogi's palmares


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.3199 del
>>3195
oh shit, you got me
but Canyons are nice bikes, I have absolutely no desire or use for a simple watch
>>3196
I can't image using the net without adblock. And people are still using Chrome.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.3200 del
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just ride away, it's really that easy


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.3201 del
? what is nys doing


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.3202 del
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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.3203 del
grug could have gotten 2nd with this slur


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.3204 del
allah truly the king of sovl. he might be shit but he'll do it in an entertaining way


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.3205 del
waiting for the memco cope interview. what excuse does he have this time?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.3206 del
>memco losing wheels in g3
such a fraud


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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.3208 del
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remco DNF


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.3209 del
holy KWAB


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.3210 del
>>3184
Not a Remco dropping from a huge G2 on the previous Sunday.


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>>3200
>le groupe a surpris picachu


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.3212 del
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.3213 del
Remco the moral winner


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.3214 del
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allez guillaume martin


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.3215 del
pidkek reverse pedaling


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.3216 del
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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.3217 del
/elite/bros, do we believe in our boy dropping the seething manlet on the Thyon 2000?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.3218 del
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allah ded


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.3219 del
Balaphilipe is now on the boomer experience, doing the sudden motion you always did but now something kraaks and you stop in your heels with backpain.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.3220 del
so what now for Belgium? wout and remco are huge kwabs and their youngsters are all frauds.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.3221 del
>>3220
widarszn


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.3222 del
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Meanwhile the /cyc/ legend Marco SOLER wins the Vuelta Ciclista Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.3223 del
>they are interacting with the schizo over there
Yeah, nah. I'm not leaving this room.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.3224 del
scaroni still there to win UCI points


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.3225 del
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>>3220
not VAN EETVELT either is seems


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.3226 del
>>3223
who the fuck is that fake bertolo over there?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.3227 del
>>3223
i assume its samefagging. could be a ignorant though


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.3228 del
bling is gonna get second


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.3229 del
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get well soon remco


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.3230 del
>>3228
who the fuck is bling


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.3231 del
>>3227
that french flag was a samefag


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.3232 del
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>>3217
Would be funny, I miss seething Remco.
But at the same time not, as I liked Remco.
But isn't he a muslim now?
well...


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.3233 del
Healy and Ciccone podiums would be very based. They're two of the guys who usually refuse to slurp and try even if they don't have the legs.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.3234 del
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>gr. pidcock


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.3235 del
matthews is the pogacar of g2


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.3236 del
>there's Obelisk at the side of the road and there might be an asterisk next to Pogi's results in the future let's wait and see shall we
lmao, did Kirby really said that?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.3237 del
>remco still in the race at 4 minutes
lmao


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.3238 del
>>3237
he didnt dnf, he stopped so the camera bike would have to move on


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.3239 del
>>3237
moral victory when he beats a former winner of the race (bob jungels) in the sprint for 80th.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.3240 del
>>3238
based seetherking


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.3241 del
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le virage fuglsang


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.3242 del
they even let aranburu recover, quelle slurpage


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.3243 del
Have the five monuments ever been won by just two guys in a year?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.3244 del
>>3222
>3 GUERIN Alexis Anicolor / Tien 21
so they replaced Julius Bert with a squeaker?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.3245 del
>>3243
without grug pogi would have won all monuments in the same year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.3246 del
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[your name here]


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.3247 del
>>3238
Would have been funny if the cameraman stopped too


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.3248 del
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pogiwinslol


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.3249 del
de rest staat niet op de foto michel


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.3250 del
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oh look, the palestinians are back


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.3251 del
Borefest but at least I did some r*ping


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.3252 del
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Berts I don't think semen slurping sport is for me
Volta a Portugal can't come soon enough


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.3253 del
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Anyway, time for a ride, it's sunny, but is cold actually


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.3254 del
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2 ciccone
3 healy
4 scaroni winning BIG UCI points for Astana


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.3255 del
Velasco


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.3256 del
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Scaroni fourth?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.3257 del
ok, going outside as well. please watch the femmes avec zwift.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.3258 del
Big win for Vino's boys


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.3259 del
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I clap.



why did I adjust Healy out?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.3260 del
ASTANA MASSIVE POINTS


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.3261 del
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remco can escape the camera bike, but he can't escape the camera chopper


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.3262 del
Fuck me, NYS is already decent on the distance.
Will be pure menace very soon.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.3263 del
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4th was velasco not scaroni


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.3264 del
Toilet vingt.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.3265 del
gigaforced celebration


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.3266 del
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top 10
1. POGACAR
2. CICCONE
3. HEALY
4. VELASCO
5. NYS
6. BAGIOLI
7. MARTINEZ
8. LAURENCE
9. PIDCOCK
10. POWLESS


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.3267 del
>>3263
>wagner shitter in the background as he does the kwab chapeau
kek


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.3268 del
>>3253
>>3257
same
too perfect now


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.3269 del
>>3266
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY VELOTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.3270 del
Barre vingt-cinquieme.
Gotta get some shortcuts for the accents.
Tronchon nowhere to be seen.
Tismbert IN THE MUD.
>tronchon to be seen at 46eme


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.3271 del
So remKING sisters, what's the excuse today?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.3272 del
>40 man bunch sprint
disgusting they need to make the race harder


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.3273 del
>>3271
took two breaks to pray for victory


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.3274 del
>>3271
didn't ride east towards mecca


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.3275 del
>>3266
Grande top 10


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.3276 del
ASTANA: 500
COFIDIS: 70
DSM: 95


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.3277 del
>>3272
Wout would get 2nd in a two man sprint anyway


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.3278 del
pidcock always sounds so pissed


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.3280 del
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Results. >>3279


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.3281 del
>>3280
pick velasco for amstel and he does shit and now he's 4th, a man can't win


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.3282 del
I know they don't need them, but Lidl got an insane amount of points today


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.3283 del
>VERSTRYNGE Emiel


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.3284 del
>>3280
>40th
spreadsheet didnt even list that far down. extremely dishonorable performance. ritually killing myself to preserve honor.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.3285 del
>>3283
cx legend, another alpecin gem


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.3286 del
>>3281
You and me both brother, I even picked gregoire instead of healy because I'm bored


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.3287 del
>>3285
These brothers have the perfect streamline


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.3288 del
>>3284
FUCK, don't know what button do I have pressed but autofill next number didn't work.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.3289 del
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Fraud gallery.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.3290 del
>>3289
thomas will still inexcplicably be in GT top5 form for the tour despite doing literally nothing before then


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.3291 del
In retrsopect remco got pretty lucky with his two wins


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.3292 del
>>3290
is he even doing one?


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.3293 del


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.3294 del
Love Ben Healy, pure racer


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.3295 del
>>3294
g2 right after la redoute was very sovl, minus shitters ofc. healy cicco allah. imagine no pogi and that group in front. sigh.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.3296 del
remco surprisingly not seething


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.3297 del
>other thread treating this like some uber-sulphurous performance and squeaking every other post
do they actually watch this sport. this is exactly what everyone expected to happen. this is only suspicious if your retarded or dont pay attention


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.3298 del
UAE is already up 10 wins relative to the same point last year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.3299 del
>>3297
They're really going off the rails.
Leave them without the council of elders to bully the stupid out of them and everyone's little internal schizo springs out, guns blazing.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.3300 del
>>3297
I didn't miss the danish gimmicks


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.3302 del
>>3297
Yes this thread is far better


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.3303 del
lamborghini dead


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.3304 del
>>3301
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE [Embed]


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.3306 del
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Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.3307 del
all the femmes just dieseling, no attacking


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.3308 del
>>3307
kopecky will win


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.3309 del
lol fucking fred started cycling with the women


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.3310 del
>>3222
not a single outcome of this race changes my opinion of any of the riders. i do not think soler or any of the UAE boys are any better or any worse, vercher still cant perform to his ability, and PESCADOR will win five giro d'italia's


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.3311 del
>>3310
Yeah, I feel the same. Honestly, half of UAE's supposed Tour team has been looking a bit suspect. I think they might need to make some changes. I've been much more impressed by Del Toro and Christen's domestique work.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.3312 del
This cyc split isn't all that bad actually. Wished we could have kept russbert


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.3313 del
>>3311
christen is far too green for the tour, monster watts but complete descendlet. not sure what's wrong with yates but assuming he gets back into form yates/almeida/soler/sivakov is still a million miles better than any of the other mtn trains, most importantly pissma's. do agree though, on pure form del toro probably deserves a spot over narvaez who's on the provisional


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.3314 del
>>3311
just swap narvaez for politt unless he goes on a south american training camp


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.3315 del
I think kopecky has been playing weak for the last few weeks
vollering is suffering from her own domestiques


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.3316 del
aaaaand it's over
none of the others is beating Kopecky in sprint


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.3317 del
>>3316
not so fast, the slurp is in


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.3318 del
>>3317
of course, silly of me to not consider how much they hate each other

truly the greatest difference between men and women's cycling


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.3319 del
and kopecky randomly dies

i really don't understand the femmes


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.3320 del
one world champ jersey replacing the other


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.3321 del
lol


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.3322 del
vollering is mentally retarded


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.3323 del
So fucking tired of these retards


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.3324 del
Nothing really beats going on a bike yourself
Safe from all the slurping, dopage, squeaking, frauds and schizos
I should probably start doping myself though, the watts are kinda lame this year, still more than a month till my RACING CALENDAR begins though


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.3325 del
>>3324
You're just peaking for the vuelta in august


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.3326 del
>>3324
looking good


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.3327 del
Optimized veloscraping results for superclasico, it took ages before, it is not super quick now but it is not taking 20 minutes because of forced minute timeouts by my IP.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.3328 del
>Pensez-vous pouvoir rééditer une telle campagne chaque année ?
>Ça dépend déjà quel grand Tour je vais choisir de courir. Si c'est le Giro (en mai) c'est plus difficile de faire une telle campagne. Si je devais courir le Giro cette année, je rentrerais à la maison au bout d'une semaine. On fera le programme en décembre, voir où on peut intercaler des plages de repos, des petites vacances pour ne pas se cramer. Mais je ne pense pas faire ça tous les ans, non.
Mads bro, we need to send RCS some money for next year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.3329 del
Yeah, I'm thinking moral victory


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.3330 del
>>3328
but bert, UNO-X isnt getting an invite next year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.3332 del
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GC. >>3331


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.3333 del
>>3330
Kek, dude should just sign to UAE


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.3334 del
>>3332
I'm defending Romandie champion and barely missed the overall velogames victory last year. The pressure is on that my AG2R bois deliver again this year.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.3335 del
>>3334
Ah yes, the double prong of GODon and Vendrame suddenly coming to life.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.3336 del
I didn't pick a single sprinter for romandie this year


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.3337 del
>>3333
its the most obvious transfer to make in the entire peloton next year. UAE need their proper flat classics ringer/sprinter/superdomestique mads needs a sprinting role in tdf (some)classics leadership and a big ol bag of money


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.3338 del
>>3336
For now I have Brennan since the Seether sent a signal he will be a glorified Price-Pejtersen for 28.
But I don't like that rampa and it just too short and TT heavy to lose out on TT-GC points.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.3339 del
>>3336
brennan might surprise on those uphill finishes/prologue and he's "only" 12 pointos. decisions to make


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.3340 del
>>3338
I wanted to take vendrame but he's very expensive


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.3341 del
>>3338
>Seether sent a signal he will be a glorified Price-Pejtersen for 28
is this just a comment on his overall form or did he do one of those "im just here to test the legs" interviews


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.3342 del
>>3341
it was a I'm here to train interview and last time he said it he did mean it


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.3343 del
>>3341
No, comment on overall form with a big exaggeration for (You)baiting.
I rarely listen to interviews or rummage through xitter for bits.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.3344 del
>>3342
adjusted


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.3345 del
would be fun to do a reverse team to see how little points you can score using 100 coins. seeing thomas at 10 velocoins prompted this idea


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.3346 del
>>3345
we used to do this with most optimal team and worst team
one of the dutch guys


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.3347 del
>>3346
>>3345
Yeah, Tismbert does this.
Shouldn't be hard to program this, a model linear programming problem.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.3348 del
>>3347
there was also team fraudulence who tried to do it raw
good times


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.3349 del
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now concerning the big schizma or split or however you want to call it. for me there's still one /cyc/, but it has 2 teams now. spamming screenshots of the races is much easier for me here, so might as well just continue to do so. the 4/cyc/ thread today was really dreadful during the race and schizoposting was on another level, with those actually getting answers (from themselves? from LLMs? from naive autists?), really didn't make me want to post there at all.
in the end it's just a matter of having 2 tabs open in the web browser, no big deal. we'll see how this turns out during Romandie and the Giro and then we still can adjust.
now to the autistic part. as we're a new (virtual) team, we need a name, sponsors and bike equipment.
yes, we lost rusbert to 4/cyc/. they made him an offer he couldn't refuse, they offered him ice cream. the type of ice cream that reminds him of his beloved Avocado. unfortunately that's not in our budget. rumors have it, that we're close to signing treinbert (formerly 'tismbert) instead. stay tuned, HLN will keep you up-to-date.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.3350 del
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>team name
can have bert, end/cyc/ or something else in it.
>sponsors
our involuntary new flags opens up new sponsoring possibilities. IKEA and treinbert bringing NS (Nederlandse Spoorwegen) would make a start. there are talks with buttplugge going on, to support the ONEcycling and safeR initatives.
>bike equipment
our Chinese flag here can surely equip us with the latest tech
>jersey
pic related is the old 4/cyc/ one. it's time for a new one.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.3351 del
also for the price of only 20 velocoins [insert your name] could be on the jersey.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.3352 del
>>3349
The loss of Rusbert is indeed very painful, one might even call it a betrayal


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.3353 del
>>3349
I'll stay here for a while. The danes and schizo were unsuferable


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.3354 del
>>3353
here's to hoping they calm down a bit after the thread is back up for some time


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.3355 del
ok, just found a new sponsor.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.3356 del
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more logos


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.3357 del
and some [your name here] jersey ideas


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.3358 del
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cont. by embracing retro and classic dopage


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.3359 del
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nothing much interesting on HLN, just that De Lie needs more time for his comeback


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.3360 del
>>3349
I reckon here will be better during races while the old place will be more active in between races


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.3361 del
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>>3349
I have always been here, PPATTT. I was post #5 already. Anyway, I was gone today and read both threads. Here it was just as usual. The other one, yes well... Not a great performance there.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.3362 del
>13 Tiesj BENOOT
>20 Ben TOILET
>31 Attila VALTER
meh, could have been worse. the team shouldn't have fucked dwarfs. if they continue like this, they have to fight for UCI points in the next 3 year period.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.3363 del
>>3362
all of them are out of contract next year, benoot already confirmed gone. i assume they dont renew valter and try to keep tulett. grim


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.3364 del
>>3349
>>3352
I wouldn't keep it against Rusbert too much, he arrived here very late, a couple days before 4chan reappeared so he must have expected this to be just a temporary thing to scrap once the old /cyc/ building is up.
Let him do the good work there (THERE, like it is an alien environment).
Endchan is an obvious added value, a premium for Onlyberts which did even seem like an effort, apparently it was a filter THOUGH.

On 4/cyc/ I am expecting a bit of a power vacuum and more of unhinged bullshit.
If you ever were a topdog of anything you know there are always subdogs trying to seize the means of what is the way do things over there.
Let them squabble, Suissebert is a very good steward of Endchan, hopefully you won't get burnout but with the banning options - unlikely;
Little makes me want to post there, maybe some of the circle of Bert thing and a bit of leftover bert chat, with those who are only there.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.3365 del
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I'm learning from the 4/cyc/ thread right now. so all I had to do was simply to post Pogi to deal with the brit. what a revelation.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.3366 del
Holy shit the spergs in here


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.3367 del
I feel sorry for the berts we have left behind


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.3368 del
Anyway, it seems the Pan Am Road Race was a big shitshow, but HODEG has beaten the two Costa Rican heroes as well as Votla legend LINAREZ
Gaps indicate it was a BIG bunch sprint


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.3369 del
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>>3368
hodeg cleaned easily, chute in the finale. definitely some relegation-worthy deviations here


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.3370 del
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>>3369
aaa, caida, bueno


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.3371 del
Finally


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.3372 del
Top kek I wonder who's fault is this


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.3373 del
>>3372
Ah yes the vicious cycle starts a new


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.3374 del
>>3373
This is trully the easiest job in the world.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.3375 del
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>>3372
How does one become a race professor?
At the race university?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.3376 del
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>>3375
15 yrs as a runner and 20 in the car apparently.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.3377 del
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tour du benin starting today


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.3378 del
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>>3349
Bert’s End Cycling - sponsors are Tag Heuer, a southern french university, and Cornet (the direct competitor of Duvel it’s basically Duvel) Maybe something anti squeaking pro doping for shits and giggles


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.3379 del
>>3378
was thinking of some pharma company that does produce meds for schizos.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.3380 del
>>3348
i'll do Fraudulence CC again for the Grand Tours, always a fun challenge


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.3381 del
>>3378
Kek why did you put my university?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.3382 del
>>3348
>>3380
actually fuck it, added one for Romandie


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.3383 del
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>>3380
Remember when your fraudulence team did better than your own team fun times
>>3381
kek sorry I thougt it would be funny trying to get something in of all local berts here


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.3384 del
>>3383
No problem, just didn't expect to see the logo here.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.3385 del
you heard it here first, T*o will make a big comeback at Romandie


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.3387 del
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some türkpressions


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.3388 del
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LBL photos aren't particular interesting besides interpreting pogi's gesture that he's the better muslim than memco


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.3389 del
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Vuelta Bantrab FEVER


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.3390 del
>Tour of Bostonliq Ladies
uzbek spammer will have a field day on 4/cyc/


Bert Admin 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.3391 del
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Hello, Bert!

Here's the official announcement of the movie night.
The Banshees of Inisherin
On May 3rd
At 9:00 and 20:00 UTC:
- 2am and 1pm PDT (US West Coast)
- 5am and 4pm EDT (US East Coast)
- 6am and 5pm, BRT, ART, CLST
- 11:00 and 22:CET
- 7pm AEDT
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Prior to the movie the pre-show stream starts 1-2 hours. Usually some youtube videos (outdoor ones most often than not, Steve Wallis, Geowizard adventures, Shiey, some others, perhaps Steve1989, etc.) or >>>/CaptainBlackbear/ Radio!

All are welcomed!
Pedal safe!


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.3392 del
>>3390
This town has to have the toponym from *nglo Boston(s).


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.3393 del
>>3391
Thanks boss, unironically I may attend this if I don't forget or am not out.
One of the last movies I have watched, enjoyed and felt very mucj like in the golden era of movie watching in the 00s was In Bruges with FARRELL and GLEESON and FIENNES.
>oh shit, the movie is from the 00s, I just watched in the mid 10s


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.3394 del
>>3391
touching a very /cyc/ related theme this movie


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.3395 del
>>3390
>Bart BUIJK is in Uzbekistan


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.3396 del
You now remember the story of the great uzbek campeon, Ulugbek SAIDOV, who famously won the prestigious uzbek time trial called "The Tour Oqtosh - Chorvoq - Mountain" by over 2 minutes.
Uzbekistan, along with other victories, scored many a points into the nations table.

Of course, eventually it was reported that he had more than a help from his papa on a motobike ahead of him.

The great campeon retired the same year at the young age of 28. That race never came back too.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.3397 del
>>3393
Cool, then might see you there, Monaco!
First I've seen In Bruges just after it came out. But we streamed it too.
It's not bad, but I liked The Guard with Gleeson better.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.3398 del
>>3395
dude already did Tachira, Algérie and Jamaica Voltas this year. he really gets around in the world.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.3399 del
I've got a Memcoless team ready to go. It's probably retarded, but I think I might need to be bold in the stage races to overcome my superclassico deficit.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.3400 del
>>3399
Same, don't think he will be that bad but for 28 I am expecting points everyday, at least 2 stages and GC.
That is not going to happen.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.3401 del
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>>3396
You now remember Uzbek races which didn't even exist at all


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.3402 del
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Tegsh-bayar BATSAIKHAN is your winner of the stage 1 (ITT) of Tour of Bostonliq, humbling the Li Ning Star galacticos. My boy KHALMURATOV 6th, BUIJK 71th some 11 minutes behind. Only done 38 km/h compared to the winner's 50km/h.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.3403 del
>>3383
Not me, I NEVER start my sentences without a capital letter. I started TEAM FRAUDULENCE but got tired of it, FRAUDULENCE CC is another Dutchbert


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.3404 del
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>>3402
11 minutes? Very suspicious


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.3405 del
WE LIVE IN TURKEY


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.3406 del
well, power gone in the entire iberian peninsula

I really might be forced to not adjoost. Could be a good thing tbh


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.3407 del
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>Romandie
I'm tired of goombling. Just some more picks...


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.3408 del
>>3406
velogamers attacking infrastructure omg


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.3409 del
>>3406
Don't tell me you have no cheap-ass chinese pv-panel!?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.3410 del
>>3406
It's top news even here, so I am assuming it's a BIG thing


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.3411 del
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>blackout
>can't charge Di2


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.3412 del
>>3411
>he doesn't have a dynamo to charge his di2


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.3413 del
Incredible


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.3414 del
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Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.3415 del
Tibor DEL GROSSO can win all cycling Monuments. Here's how:


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.3416 del
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Denver Disruptors and China Glory legend Reinhard Janse van REGENSBURG wins stage 1 of the very very prestigious Tour du Benin


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.3417 del
20 km to go in Bretagne with tete being 15 seconds ahead


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.3418 del
2 km to go with runners going wrong way


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.3419 del


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.3420 del
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>>3419
no thumbnail? let me try one more time


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.3421 del
>>3419
Tramadol Vision


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.3422 del
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Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.3423 del
ØRN-KRISTOFF wins
Tudor lad humiliated


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.3424 del
>>3420
did you activate the spoiler option?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.3425 del
did some seated accelerations on rampas today in honor of Pogi. now I have no matches left in my box.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.3426 del
I did around a torty km ride to scout a potential innawoods location, pretty cool spot but there are visible trails made by motofags.
Beyond unhinged Polack cagies I despise every single cross and quad Polack. Wire lines should be stretched regularly on the trails they leave in forests and decapitation counters should be erected near all main forest road entries.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.3427 del
so Tegsh-bayar Batsaikhan is the next Sanbayar? I really want to see a Mongolian winning a world tour race in my lifetime.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.3428 del
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>>3424
test


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.3429 del
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>>3428
now i did and it does not look spoiled


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.3430 del
yeah i probably did, sorry


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.3431 del
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Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.3432 del
Tibor has a funny face


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.3433 del
>>3432
Probably shouldn't bread with best puck


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.3434 del
9 hour meeting at work today, someone put me on a bike or kill me


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.3435 del
>>3433
she's breeding with this jobber


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.3436 del
>>3435
he's stealing her UCI points?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.3437 del
>>3432
he has no style, he has no grace


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.3438 del
>>3435
looks like a rat
>>3436
>stealing points
oh, is this the Rat Thief?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.3439 del
>>3438
>Current injuries: Out with pneumothorax (Crash in Amstel Gold Race)
he won 4 UCI points for finishing 52nd in the Catalunya GC. barely a thief at this point.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.3440 del
>>3435
I would have bet her to be a lesbian tbqh


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.3441 del
>>3440
maybe she's bi. there's more than just a platonic relationship with Molengraaf.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.3442 del
meanwhile Eschborn - Frankfurt startlist taking shape. might be an interesting velogoomblin with many different options
>inb4 everyone has jappe


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.3443 del
>>3441
lauren the mill was dropped when she became fraudulent


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.3444 del
>Copenhagen Sprint(1.UWT)
>1.UWT
wtf is this fraudulent race? did they just create a brand new world tour race with ozempic money just for mads?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.3445 del
>>3444
please pay attention to the sport


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.3446 del
Romandie velodrama is very tricky, it might be just one GC day but could as well be tree


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.3447 del
>>3445
I want my Züri Metzgete back. now that was a one day race.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.3448 del
>>3446
I tink the GC mens will be sprinting everyday but that stage to. Depends only how many speedy not fatty guys will make it through that rampa or make it close enough to close it down.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.3449 del
>>3446
if you don't pick remco and almeida together it's kinda fun


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.3450 del
>>3442
Nah, too explosive startlist.
Everyone has Neice and Velasco.
Your guy doperjaw is up, if he can't be decent here then the Italian autumn farming may be in danger.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.3451 del
surely everyone will have canadian prologue specialist mikel LEONARD for four pointos


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.3452 del
>>3451
ofcourse


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.3453 del
>>3441
puck is straight, she has had prev boyfriends before, just a regular gal
t. mutuals with puck


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.3454 del
>>3451
For me? That maybe another prologue specialist from Ineos who may solve the sprinter or no sprinter or sprinter but not BRENNAN for 12 conundrum.
WATSON Shmuel.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.3455 del
>>3453
yes, we know that puck moonen is straight


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.3456 del
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Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.3457 del
Why the FUCK is Zijlaard 10. FUCK


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.3458 del
>>3456
Vine always chutes in Switzerland.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.3459 del
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>>3457
Yeah, no thanks for the prologue and an untimely DNF.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.3460 del
>>3456
>Higuita
Yeah, great psyop. What year is this, 2019?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.3461 del
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Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.3462 del
Bettiol has been added to the romandie startlist btw


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.3463 del
>Evenepoel also briefly returned to the "collective mistake" of his team in Liège-Bastogne-Liège in front of the microphone of VTM NIEUWS. "We were far too far at the foot of La Redoute. We didn't ride with the knife between our teeth enough towards that climb. That's a shame, because I had the legs to be with the second group. Then it would have been a different race."

alright this is getting completely out of hand with him, his DS should gag him the arrogant midget


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.3464 del
>>3463
>"That was a big mistake by the team. We were too far behind La Redoute. My form was there, because my values ​​at La Redoute were higher than the editions I won. With better positioning, I could have been with Healy and Ciccone (in the chase on Pogacar, ed.). It wasn't my best day and I felt a bit tired in the final, but it was still quite okay."


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.3465 del
>>3458
>>3460
live dangerously, berts.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.3466 del
>>3463
at least wout does actually takes the blame sometimes. wonder what his excuse will be when cristian rodriguez drops him on thyon 2000


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.3467 del
>>3464
>>3463
The rascal is psyoping for velodrama


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.3468 del
>>3463
goddamn he’s so retarded


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.3469 del
>>3463
luv memco. ciclismo would be so boring without his antics.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.3470 del
>>3469
the seethe and pre race arrogance is fun but throwing your team under the bus because you are shit leaves a bad taste


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.3471 del
>>3469
It's a fine line between being cocky and a sore loser.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.3472 del
>>3470
I mean what was the plan of Soudal? remco won it twice, so they should know how to position him. they had one man at the front controlling the race together with UAE until Ineos did their knucklehead move. Remco was hiding in the middle of the peloton while the other teams managed to position their leaders at the front for la redoute.
remco didn't have the legs, so it doesn't even matter.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.3473 del
>>3472
ofcourse so he should shut up, guys like Van Wilder apparently already have good contract offers from other teams
you think he'll like seeing this? dude already spends half his season slaving for memco


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.3474 del
>>3463
I miss Patje


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.3475 del
>>3473
Ilan has been subpar this year tbf


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.3476 del
>>3473
His communication has been terrible this year.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.3477 del
>>3475
? he's been better than last year


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.3478 del
KERGOZOU DE LA BOESSIERE pas normal


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.3479 del
>>3473
ok, he gets to be a slave for another rider starting next season. for a contract year, he needs some better results to get a better paycheck.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.3480 del
>National coach Serge Pauwels is certain: “Thibau Nys can win all cycling monuments”

it's like every day they want to one up eachother with the most extravagant claims


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.3481 del
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Belgian media is a gift that keeps on giving


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.3482 del
>>3480
Maybe Gilbert would’ve been the better pick


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.3483 del
>>3482
Serge is too much of a 'I'm happy to be there" kind of guy. He doesn't have the spine to tard wrangle the egos. Neither did Sven tbh, that guy massively exposed himself as midwit as a commentator now.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.3484 del
>>3463
shame on his team... he could have fought for 2nd place


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.3485 del
providing some Danish perspectives for once, as they come closest to Belgian media. L'équipe is just squeaking about pogi, they can't hype up a French rider.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.3486 del
>>3483
Yeah and Serge’s career to coach was asskissing sven grim tides or kino depending where you look at it


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.3487 del
>>3485
>L'équipe is just squeaking about pogi, they can't hype up a French rider.
It didn't use to be like that but pinot 2021 destroyed us


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.3488 del
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>>3487
checked gazetta dello sport. half their ciclismo articles are about when Italy used to be important in this sport.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.3489 del
>>3488
didn't they auction this one off kinda recently


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.3490 del
>>3489
I think so. is it an SL6 or did Sagan cheap out and gave him an Allez Sprint?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.3491 del
>>3490
looks like a venge


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.3492 del
>>3490
imagine your watts on the papal steed


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.3493 del
The state of 4/cyc/. Autismbert's disappointed reprimand for them to behave.
Them reveling in the vacuum and wearing old /cyc/ skin like a trophy.
Still think inevitable is gruppo compatto but surely not now.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.3494 del
>>3493
who cares anymore, it was already going to shit before the shutdown, you shouldn't have to filter 2 or even 3 flags to make a thread usable


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.3495 del
>>3493
that's the other Dutch Bert, doctor Bert.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.3496 del
>>3494
>>3493
It does feel terrible now with most of the good posters still here and the schizo in full force


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.3497 del
>>3494
this, 4/cyc/ is kill
let them wallow in the dirt like happy pigs


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.3498 del
foto of bernd zonderfoto


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.3499 del
>>3498
I was watching and thought to myself who's this big lady from UAE at first


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.3500 del
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this is UCI approved


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.3501 del
>>3498
<sound
What is this magik.
Unfortunately the sound is bongs performing concern.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.3502 del
>Froome open to extending his career into 2026
one more Tour of Czechia for him


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.3503 del
>>3502
Surely they didn't sign him on a neverending cotnract?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.3504 del
>>3500
not even the worst thing that came out of this era


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.3505 del
>>3471
true. but it makes the sport Better. I wish pog acted like an evil villain sometimes


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.3506 del
>>3502
they already use the guy as literally just filler. every race they sent him to last year was one's where they didnt need a full team, which is exactly what you should do for a guy who cant actually do anything in a pro peloton. his retirement race will be finishing 100th in guangxi


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.3507 del
Romandie... (new)home


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.3508 del
>>3488
unironically would sell my kidney for a official papal bike and jersey blessed by the big man himself.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.3509 del
>>3506
you call it filler, I call it consistency


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.3510 del
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I am trying to make a team for Romandie but every time it looks like absolute garbage


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.3511 del
Electricity and signal finally back


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.3512 del
>>3510
De Plus not going ruined my perfect team


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.3513 del
what do you think of the chatGPT psy-op team bertrand posted in the other thread?


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.3514 del
had to look up Cimolai. 35 year old bertolo who has been a DNF merchant this season so far.


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.3515 del
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>>3513
>this is literally skynet bro, linear algerba is going to come alive and singularity and doom and were just bootloaders for ai


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.3516 del
Alright, I am once again believing in /elite/


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.3517 del
>>3516
Me too, which means he'll get ill and DNF by stage 4


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.3518 del
SON of a BITCH, even Price-Pejtersen is 8 FUCKING velocoins?? He was always 4


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.3519 del
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shamelessly stolen from other thread. belgoid media has gotten to remco, as if it hasn't already. i do empathasize with public figures having all of there personal life known/scrutinized by the public at-large, but the worst thing he can do is comment on it. oumi got this midget by the balls


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.3520 del
>>3519
It's really in all caps? This guy is fucking crazy. Adjusted


Bert 04/28/2025 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.3521 del
>"Then I'll have to beat Almeida, because he's the top favorite here. But I'm definitely gonna try. And with a place in the top ten I will not be disappointed. I want to push my limits.”
talks all this shit in the same interview about feeling good for the tour and then says he's "happy with a top ten" in a one week with 20k of TT against second-tier GC men. Im sure beating out bookman for 9th will signal he's on track for a good result at le toor


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.3522 del
I put 1100m of climbing in 60km today. What do you say about that?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.3523 del
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>>3522
Very strong work.

FINALLY some decent weather and I am actually in town this weekend. Planning for a nice little 60-80 km ride with 1500m climbing. Need to get in climbing shape for BIG summer rides.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.3524 del
>>3519
degenerate bros, not like that


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.3525 del
>>3519
Not reading all that boss.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.3526 del
good morning
time to adjoost
nothing more powerful than a seething remco in your team


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.3527 del
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>>3526
I have made a quick and easy team for Eschborn-Frankfurt to scratch the goombler itch and not mess with me Romandie team.
For once every things fits nice, even pick number 6 is satisfactory, not some throw in that is completely not like the others.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.3528 del
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should i be worried that mcclay got added to the startlist for visma.
>brennan picker


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.3529 del
>>3519
Ruben is a degenerate swinger (cheater) that should have been gotten rid of years ago


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.3530 del
Alright Bisegger IN


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.3531 del
>>3530
Watson is a better pick


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.3532 del
>>3531
He was already in, I have already changed my mind too. Bissegger always disappoints when you expect something


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.3533 del
>giro 2027 start in Abu Dhabi
lmao


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.3534 del
>>3533
source?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.3535 del
>>3519
I like the HLN tittle “SPORZA FACE RUBEN”


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.3536 del
>>3535
Kek they move ruben articles


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.3537 del


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.3538 del
Sporza silent about it


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.3539 del
>>3538
They never talk about him, dude has been drunk driving and fucking his colleague and they still think he's their golden posterboy.
Or his contract is airtight


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.3540 del
>>3538
>memco is a gooner
obviously front page stuff. the arsenal logo around his shaven head makes it look like black sun edit on a skinhead kek


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.3541 del
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>>3538
>Fußball
absolutely haram


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.3542 del
>>3540
holy kek


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.3543 del
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>>3541
remco just to be a football player. imagine the amount of red cards if he stayed in football.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.3544 del
>>3543
That explains his temper.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.3546 del
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türkpressions from yesterday


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.3547 del
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bretagne photos are really artsy


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.3548 del
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cont.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.3549 del
won't do the full stage info, as I can't steal it from rusbert for Bretagne and it's a kids race after all, with lots of names that we are going to hear more from pretty soon.

Tour de Bretagne - Stage 5

Stream:
https://www.tourdebretagne.bzh/le-direct/
14:00 CET


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.3550 del
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Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)
Prologue
Saint-Imier - Saint-Imier
3.44km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/startlist

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/prologue/live/startorder

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/prologue/live
https://www.tissottiming.com/2025/tdr/stage-0

Weather:
sunny with light overcast
20°C
strong wind 40km/h from NE

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTS / L'Equipe / TV2
15:30 CET


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.3551 del
>>3550
Big wind, adjusted


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.3552 del
>A novelty in the upcoming Giro d’Italia (9 May-1 June). Organiser RCS is introducing the so-called ‘Red Bull KM’. This is a kilometre sponsored by Red Bull, which ends with an intermediate sprint. Bonus seconds can be earned in this intermediate sprint.

Roglic please win AAAA


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.3553 del
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I like the team but I'm not sure if 4 GC riders are enough


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.3554 del
>>3543
Luka Doncić of divegrass.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.3555 del
>>3553
Only fore shared. Rather good for you, I am not too awesome this year.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.3556 del
>>3552
Fred isn't on the start list, so Primoz should be fine trying to sprint for seconds.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.3557 del
Interesting startorder for the prologue. Most GC guys are going early but candidates for the win today are all over the place.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.3558 del
Uzbekistan pas normale in Uzbekistan


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.3559 del
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>DNF BUIJK Bart


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.3560 del
So this is the chan then, interesting.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.3561 del
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Hello. Having multiple threads is scary


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.3562 del
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>>3560
Welcome to the super sekret club


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.3563 del
>>3562
I would prefer everybody migrating back to 4chan and just filtering the schizos though


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.3564 del
>>3563
staying here too long will kill /cyc/ long term tbh. But i agree there's some annoyances in the other thread.

We call it "cul entre deux chemise" in france ( lit : ass between 2 shirts )


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.3565 del
>>3563
I would prefer if people would stop feeding the schizos with responses


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.3566 del
>>3565
Yeah this as well.
>>3564
Agreed fully, and it would be a real shame.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.3567 del
yes, welcome. don't forget to fill out the captcha and wait a 1 minute before posting, oh wait...


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.3568 del
>>3563
Once the retards stop feeding the imbeciles


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.3569 del
>>3565
im convinced at least 80% of it is samefagging. in general just stop feeding them (You)'s


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.3570 del
Once the brit said he communicates with the fignon poster on discord I knew we were never getting rid of either of them


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.3571 del
They just talk to themselves create massive reply chains plus the britt uses VPN’s it’s such a chore to just go through the thread lol.
Have such a hard time going back but in the end it’s the realization that 4chan was never good so having higher standards is wrong to have when utilizing the website it’s is what it is.
<reddit space
Eventually we’ll go back I mean I’m only here because other keep posting here anyway that’s my two cents


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.3572 del
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5% of the posters make like 50% of the posts now. And since they are schizophrenic retards that is not great. Maybe /cyc/ needs to die, so it can rise again. Like a phoenix from the ashes


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.3573 del
let me post this here again, as the Hungarian admin like to remind us of his movie night next Saturday:
hi hungaryball or o'dilly dilly. we're trying to get one of our regular posters to post with us on >>>/bert/ , but he says he's rangebanned site wide on endchan right now. it wasn't one of my bans that I enacted on the board that caused it. he managed to post here just a couple of days earlier before 4chan was back up.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.3574 del
>>3568
>>3569
people have been sugguesting that for over a year now, it hasn't improved
this thread is nice because it's mostly about ciclismo


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.3575 del
ok, rusbert, the admin already answered me, see this post
>>>/operate/29126


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.3576 del
we live in turkey


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.3577 del
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>Wuyts hopes that other top riders in the Tour will compete with Pogacar in places like Liège. He doesn't understand Vingegaard's choice of program in particular. "They're not coming, right? I can understand Roglic, that he says: 'I'm going to the Giro, I don't want to take any risks and at 35 this is the only way to win the Giro.' That's putting everything in perspective. But Vingegaard... where are you man?! Where are you?! Show yourself in a one-day race for once."


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.3578 del
>>3576
>the circus of jose


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.3579 del
Went out for a quick forty in my new diaper undies/short shorts.
Pretty good, the chamois material is too soft but it still helps a lot.
The main downside is that it all clumps up during the ride so I stop having short shorts to 1/3 of my thigh, I look like I ride in literal underwear which ends just behind my ass.
Not my problem though.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.3580 del
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tiz stream link of türk tour leads to this site, which works with mpv
https://ok.ru/video/9949727432439


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.3581 del
>>3577
WHERE ARE YOU MAN SHOW YOURSELF


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.3582 del
I am picking both ROMEO and ROMO, let the pedals sort out who is the better one


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.3583 del
>>3577
ive come to a revelation: this sport is ruined by the runner's wives. jonas doesnt ride because his mommy doesnt let him, remco is hormonal because oumi withholds sex if he doesnt respond to belgian gutterjournalists, tadej doesnt do olympics because his gf gets left out. do you ever hear about van der poel's wife? i had to look up if she exists. that is how it should be. a PSA to pro runners; leave it in the house or go homo. they all seem oddly controlling. maybe rohan just had enough.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.3584 del
G1 slurpage


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.3585 del
The t*rkish riviera looks very lovely, such a shame it's filled with t*rkish """people"""


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.3586 del
Apparently KOOIJ wants 3 million eurodollars and bring his friends BOL and HOOLE. Two teams are still in the running: RED BULL and DECATHLON AG2R


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.3587 del
>>3586
the visma decline begins


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.3588 del
>Van Gucht is meanwhile receiving fierce criticism on social media. Under his latest Instagram post — which has nothing to do with the situation surrounding Evenepoel — several people accuse him of spreading lies and racism. “Gossip based on possible racist intentions... nice answer from Remco,” is one of the comments. “Remco put you in your place. And you don't deserve better than that!”, writes another Instagram user. Ruben Van Gucht does not want to comment further on the commotion on Tuesday morning. The VRT is busy gathering all the information about the riot. The public broadcaster will not respond until later today. At the very least, it shows that the matter is sensitive.
And the last one from my news round: Lelgium is on FIRE. Complete anarchy on the streets. I hope our Berts stay safe. National news will comment on the situation later today.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.3589 del
>>3586
With Benoot likely leaving they really should just get rid of their classics "fats" and mount a proper train for Kooij. At least they'd have something to do in GTs without Jonas other than pretending that Cian or the Sheikh will do anything.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.3590 del
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rampa time


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.3591 del
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imagine not stopping on the side of the road and let the camera bike pass


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.3592 del
>>3589
You say get rid of W*ut? Or is he part of the train. Seems a bit expensive for a leadout


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.3593 del
>>3592
Wout has a lifelong contract, they'll never be rid of him


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.3594 del
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tietema pas normal this season
WADA should look into that team


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.3595 del
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kristoff holding on


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.3596 del
>>3588
They’re marching through the streets blood everywhere.. Sheik Remco is reclaiming the throne


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.3597 del
Ah so this is where the b*elgians are. Maybe this split is actually a good thing. Later fags.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.3598 del
>>3592
Not even Wout. Mostly just van Baarle, Laporte (even if he's still good after he recovers, he's unnecessary with Brennan in the team), Valter and Tulett (he's ok but just doesn't make sense in this team).


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.3599 del
>>3595
hoping this fatso can squeeze out three more wins before it's over
should be possible with his form this year


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.3600 del
>>3588
>Grève nationale de ce mardi 29 avril, les images des cortèges à Bruxelles, Liège, Charleroi, Namur et dans le reste du pays
wow, and all just because of Remco


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.3601 del
>>3599
norway stavanger stage is practically assured, if he just repeats last year schedule he for sure can hit it


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.3602 del
kek, even more squeaking from rtbf
>"Comment expliquer l’absence de traces de souffrance chez Pogacar ?" : les avis divergent dans 'On connaît nos classiques'
pogi should have learned from formolo how to make a pain face to appear more human


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.3603 del
>>3599
I hope so as well. Missing out on stage 1 sucked, it was a very good opportunity in a field like this.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.3604 del
heh, leonard VAN EETVELT, now that was a runner


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.3605 del
REGENSBURG in the mud


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.3606 del
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rain in türkiye


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.3607 del
>>3604
thems old school lotto teams was some real sovl. DE LIE and VAN GILS too, proper stuff. wonder how they're doing now.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.3608 del
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Turkish timekeeping at its best again


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.3609 del
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must be fun descending on these big wide roads


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.3610 del
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Just realized I haven't been to 4/cyc/ yet.
Guess it will go as with my previous perceived deep connection to my old neighborhood when I moved after growing up there.
2 months and I was coming back like it was 2 years and I remember mainly early childhood not early adulthood, I don't want to go places I used to go and I have no one to talk to.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.3611 del
ez points


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.3612 del
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rusbert wins
another BIG UCI point haul for Astana


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.3613 del
A big win for [redacted]


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.3614 del
who was the UnoX rider?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.3615 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.3616 del
these points dont even count towards UCI promotion, there just stunting on the other teams at this point.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.3617 del
>SUTER Joel +6.03
?????????????


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.3618 del
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top 10


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.3619 del
heh, Andres KRON, now that was a runner


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.3620 del
>>3616
ye he's a devo rider isn't he


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.3621 del
>>3617
I would have picked him if I needed shitter nr 2.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.3622 del
we live in Switzerland. well I do.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.3623 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.3625 del
>>3621
He was also my second 4-pointer pick after Leonard, thank goodness I didn't pick him.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.3626 del
who?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.3627 del
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Oh great I have Suter


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.3629 del
Romeo did his time on a road bike apparently


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.3630 del
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>>3621
>>3625
i picked GRAAT


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.3632 del
elite +0:02


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.3634 del
>>3632
about as expected


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.3635 del
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Pix. >>3624


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.3636 del
>16:50:00 Evenepoel Remco
enough time for a nap


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.3637 del
zijlaard pickers in shambles


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.3638 del
>>3635
Many more Memcoless team than I expected


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.3639 del
>>3635
>23 John Christ
thought'd be lower. not too surprised tho. boys got watts


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.3640 del
>>3638
didn't he say he would focus on the time trial only and not GC?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.3641 del
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dude weed lmao


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.3642 del
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>>3635
>3 Emanuel Buchmann


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.3643 del
I have a slight feeling that Brennan wins today


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.3644 del
>6==

2 João Almeida Lenny Martinez Jan Christen Samuel Watson Iván Romeo Joel Suter
>Pinot Forever
>Patje`s Angels


2 João Almeida Lenny Martinez Jan Christen Michael Leonard Lennert Van Eetvelt Maikel Zijlaard
>The Dumbest Team
>Il Grande Squadra


2 João Almeida Lenny Martinez Matthew Brennan Jan Christen Oscar Onley Samuel Watson
>The great cyc division
>6th Column


2 João Almeida Lenny Martinez Matthew Brennan Jan Christen Ivo Oliveira Javier Romo
>Richie Porte Memorial Team
>KS Wisla Ustronianka


2 João Almeida Lenny Martinez Jan Christen Michael Leonard Oscar Onley Samuel Watson
>6th Column
>Patje`s Angels


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.3645 del
FUCK. Too many tabs, too similarly called.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.3646 del
>>3643
I didn't pick ROMEO but CASTRILLO, who should be better in the whole race.
Didn't expect this though. If somehow TEJADA is good to I will be annoyed at not adjust ONLEY-RAFFERTY for them.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.3647 del
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turns out i adjusted zinjegaard out, peculiar predicament


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.3648 del
>>3638
Jwow is a much much safer bet consistency wise
<inb4 he gigacracks


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.3649 del
fucking vine being in the same second as almeida and making me lose points


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.3650 del
>>3645
you can use different color themes


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.3651 del
Looking good for my Oliveira twin pick. He's perfect for these short efforts, a good bike handler and is in great shape.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.3652 del
all nice and dandy but I am going on a ride
surely nobody is gonna surprise anymore


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.3653 del
brennan in the leader's jersey after tomorrow


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.3654 del
>>3651
Very good Bertao.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.3655 del
Suddenly BETTIOL.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.3656 del
low lennergy


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.3657 del
>>3656
Ynr lidl signed him after he crashed


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.3658 del
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slippy G and Romandie a slippery affair


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.3659 del
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current standings for hopium


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.3660 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.3661 del
>>3660
let the seethe flow good good


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.3662 del
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they bussin


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.3663 del
>>3660
First time in stripes (I think) since Dauphiné stage 4 last year. Almost 11 months!


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.3664 del
Remking time


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.3665 del
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I've seen enough, memco will win


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.3666 del
he's behind at the u-turn


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.3667 del
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>>3663
mind the combination of rainbow and gold


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.3668 del
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it's remcover


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.3669 del
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>5


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.3670 del
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defeated by the UAE menace


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.3671 del
Michael LEONARD bros.
Artem SHMIDT was the guy.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.3672 del
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but that's enzo paleni


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.3673 del
yes


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.3674 del
>In the suppers group ' Remco Evenepoel “De ket van Schepdaal”' on Facebook – with more than 25,000 members – tensions were already rising considerably after Liège-Bastogne-Liège. After Evenepoel 's poor day in the Ardennes classic, the reactions flooded in. Among the expressions of support were also racist remarks, often linked to statements Evenepoel made about his wife's religion.

>A moderator reported that a racist message had been reported, after which the family announced that they would take action. "The legal service has been called in. It has to stop!", his father Patrick Evenepoel responded. That was before sports presenter and commentator Ruben Van Gucht made some striking statements about Evenepoel 's in-laws in the Canvas program 'De Afspraak'

Lmao they're fighting facebook boomers now


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.3675 del
>>3671
>>3673
forgot to quote


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.3676 del
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a pity that the Swiss don't know how Küng looks like


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.3677 del
>>3671
LEONARD will top 10 the actual TT, trust the process.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.3678 del
KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG STEFAN STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.3679 del
Küng kwaks Remco


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.3680 del
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well he tried


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.3681 del
Ivan best GC ‘r so far wew


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.3682 del
lmfao


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.3683 del
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lol


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.3684 del
>>3683
He should lease a better bike.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.3685 del
>>3683
just vismoid things


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.3686 del
>>3683
Indeed ca cree seul du bonheur. The pottery with these commercial whatevers is so funi.
Then again you won't get ominous texts on them.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.3687 del
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mon roi, he's finally back


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.3688 del
fuck


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.3689 del
didn't see that coming


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.3690 del
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son of watts new leader


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.3691 del
Shmuel WATSON oh Shmuel.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.3692 del
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thanks rusbert


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.3693 del
good wind conditions right now. Jan Christen will win.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.3694 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.3695 del
Christen on the new road bike and going for it


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.3696 del
Bittner wins tomorrow


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.3697 del
>>3696
brengod's ascension is pre-ordained. it was written. he's also in my veloteam soooo


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.3698 del
Břt wins.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.3701 del
>>3700
>ChatGPT picked Watson
waow


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.3702 del
Frankly I have never optimized a team for a short race with a prologue for the prologue itself but for the end GC.
Perhaps this is the way to go, go for the prologue and if the parcours is right your guys will give you enough certain points until it all flips on a mountain or a real GC with a hill.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.3703 del
>>3700
>2x 123


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.3704 del
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I am real FUCKING angry I missed Watson


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.3705 del
>>3702
it's hard to optimize for prologues because too many riders could win on such a short distance


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.3706 del
>>3700
Oh wait, is it really just the top 15?
>https://www.velogames.com/romandie/2025/scores.php


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.3707 del
>>3706
Mhm, ok, went for it like for an opening TT.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.3708 del
Couldn’t watch did Watson win on a tt bike or regular?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.3709 del
for the first time in Giro history the Giro will pass through the Vatican state.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.3710 del


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.3717 del
Results. Now proper. >>3716


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.3718 del
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>>3717
>different, but the same


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.3719 del
>>3717
watsoni pickers (me) feasting


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.3720 del
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>>3717
>break points


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.3721 del
>>3717
It's over. I am gone, I am dead.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.3722 del
>>3720
Huh, that makes no sense indeed. STOP THE COUNT. THIS RESULT IS VOIDED


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.3723 del


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.3724 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.3725 del
Yeah, let's leave it proper proper proper.
One more sweep Schweizbert.
>>3716

Although if you think this whole convo should go too, no problem.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.3727 del
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>>3724
I'm sorry, I'm that kind of guy who denies pull requests because of such minor mistakes.
Heh!


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.3728 del
>>3727
Very good, as it should be.
I got too routine today, zeroed out assists and called it a day.
Didn't even see I have left a breakaway from Itzulia.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.3729 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.3730 del
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Results. >>3726


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.3731 del
>>3729
A well deserved Pivo after such a result.
Now please follow me to the test tent...


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.3732 del
Anyway
This is almost more of mental exercise than physical


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.3733 del
>>3732
nice, I soft chuted on my ride and now my arm is nice and packed


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.3734 del
>>3732
>10x balcony
brutal
started coofing on friday, I hope it will be okay till may 1st


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.3735 del
>visma posting videos of vingo doing the tdf recon
how powerful will he be


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.3736 del
>>3733
are you the same squeakbert who chuted recently?
>>3734
whenever i think "im gonna be ok in two days" it turns out to be two weeks, best of luck


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.3737 del
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>>3735
Same power level as last year.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.3738 del
>>3736
no I'm Belgian, my flag sometimes defaults to france and I forget to manually change it


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.3739 del
Had a slip today too, overcooked a corner but instinctively let the break go and my rear wheel stopped going faster and more horizontal than the front.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.3740 del
>>3736
I'm the chuting squeaker. Everything is fine. The weather is finally perfect, really love those post work commute that last 1h30. Training wise it's a bit of a waste of time but theyre good for the soul


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.3741 del
>>3732
deep into the pain zone with this one


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.3742 del
>>3731
i always wondered about this list. how blatant did you have to be to go in the red, were they shooting up on live television?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.3743 del
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>>3739
You let the break go? Why was there a breakaway anyway. Who broke away


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.3744 del
>>3742
It's just some bullshit made up by some squeaker. Hincapie at 1, Horner at 0. LOL


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.3745 del
>>3744
>Horner at 0
what do you mean, HORNER war sauber


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.3746 del
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Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.3747 del
>>3744
>no squeakers at the top
no bias here sir. much like today, all the blame is towards the eastern euros and hispanophones. maybe someday they will finally go after the real dopeurs (scandis)


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.3748 del
>>3744
>Voeckler at 0


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.3749 del
>>3747
thought scandi doping was pretty well known


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.3750 del
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>>3749
Name a single professional scandinavian that has tested positive.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.3751 del
>>3750
It's forbidden to test them below the age of 40 or something


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.3752 del
>>3750
Niklas Axelsson


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.3753 del
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>>3752
Sweden doesn't count as scandinavian in cycling. They are a baltic cycling nation. This is basis stuff bert.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.3754 del
>>3753
Iver Knotten then


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.3755 del
>>3754
Ehm you see norway is actually rightful swedish clay. So scandinavian cycling is only just d*nemark.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.3756 del
>>3755
the clean nation of denmark, I don't think I need to list those trusty riders


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.3757 del
>>3750
dopeur Danois


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.3758 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knud_Enemark_Jensen

>Enemark Jensen was born in Aarhus. In 1960 he was the winner of the individual Nordic Championship, as well as a member of the Danish team that won the silver medal in the team time trial at that event.[1][2]

>The Olympic 100 km team time trial road race was held in 40 °C (104 °F) heat[3] on Viale Cristoforo Colombo in Rome. One of the four-man Danish team, Jørgen Jørgensen, dropped out of the race due to sunstroke after the first lap, necessitating that all three remaining Danish cyclists finish the race for the team not to be disqualified. Enemark Jensen told his teammates that he felt dizzy. Niels Baunsøe clutched his jersey, keeping him from falling, while Vagn Bangsborg held Enemark Jensen from the other side. Bangsborg sprayed Enemark Jensen with water, leading to an apparent improvement, but when Baunsøe let go, Enemark Jensen collapsed and fractured his skull on the pavement.[4]

>Enemark Jensen was brought by ambulance to a military tent near the finish line, with temperatures inside the tent reaching approximately 50 °C (122 °F),[5] where he died that afternoon without regaining consciousness. Prince Axel of Denmark, an International Olympic Committee member, was on his way to Enemark Jensen's bedside when Enemark Jensen died.[6]

>Oluf Jørgensen, the Danish cycling team's trainer, told Danish government investigators that he had given Enemark Jensen and some other cyclists Roniacol (nicotinyl alcohol), a vasodilator.[1][7] Enemark Jensen's autopsy was conducted at the Istituto di Medicina Legale. On 25 March 1961, the three Italian physicians who performed the autopsy submitted a final report stating that Enemark Jensen's death was caused by heatstroke, and that no drugs were found in his body.[8][9] The complete autopsy report was never made public. Years later, Alvaro Marchiori, one of the doctors who conducted the autopsy, claimed that they had "found traces of several things", including amphetamine.[9]

Enemark Jensen's death led the International Olympic Committee to form a medical committee in 1961 and institute drug testing at the 1968 Winter Olympics in Grenoble, France, and at the 1968 Summer Olympics in Mexico City, Mexico.

Kek, they started testing at the olympic because some dane took amphet and was a heatlet


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.3759 del
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>>3743
Please be patient, it was a hectic(tm) day at the office.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.3760 del
maybe this place is not so bad after all, 4chan is overrun with schizos atm, also the danish nonce is back with full force


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.3761 del
Also fuck the stupid RR at the olympic. We need the 100km team time trile BACK. Imagine the fucking kino


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.3762 del
>>3761
french time trialing capability has been devastating for the existence of the TT in general


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.3763 del
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>>3758
He did NOT test positive for anything.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.3764 del
>>3760
Why don't you ask your God for help?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.3765 del
>>3761
sorry, we need to 50 different swimming events which are all variants of the same fucking thing. and breakdancing. hope you understand.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.3766 del
>>3764
sir this is a cycling bored please stay ontopic


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.3767 del
>>3765
I don't care about those, I just want the UCI to remove the RR and add this.
>>3764
Stay in your containment board, thank you


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.3768 del
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>>3765
>they added another 2 or more swimming variants for los angeles
can anyone save us


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.3769 del
every day i wish the Peace Race was back, and 2.UWT


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.3770 del
>>3768
burgers need to spam the medal table with swimming medals.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.3771 del
>>3766
>>3767
kek, why don't you just got to r/bert. enjoy your circlejerk.
(Mads will win)


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.3772 del
>>3771
You're the one following us bert, not the opposite


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.3773 del
>>3770
cant wait for the flag [american] football event. USA could geniunely field over 100 teams that would all be locks for gold medal. proper medal farming


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.3774 del
>>3772
he's just a little mad because he had to watch amstel alone when skelly won


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.3775 del
>>3768
long cyclismo, short cyclismo, one leg cyclismo, backwards cyclismo, etc. etc.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.3776 del
Have we discussed how Cosneking ran a not shabby time at all?
Is he BACK?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.3778 del
>>3776
I don't think you can test knee pain complaints on a 3km course


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.3779 del
>>3778
>>3776
Saw some interview he said he has been operated and hasn't felt anything since the operation, so it might be fine


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.3780 del
>>3779
wtf did they do to their riders to get a plague of cronked knees


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.3781 del
>>3777
Some guys would be ok if it cost them an arm and a leg to become a pedalista, heh.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.3782 del
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Barely completed my intervals today, is it over?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.3783 del
>>3782
but. you Completed them


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.3784 del
>Does Vansevenant feel a little guilty or responsible? "If you have the legs, you can always move up on La Redoute," he notes.
Remking sisters?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.3785 del
>>3742
ride for Patje


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.3786 del
>>3732
that slight avg rpm decrease over the intervals is fakin kino


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.3787 del
>>3731
Samuel Dumoulin, clean as a whistle. No wonder he never won anything.


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.3788 del
So, how can we turn today's events into a moral victory for Remco Evenepoel. Or maybe even name him the unofficial winner


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.3789 del
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EVENEPOEL will retire before FROOME


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.3790 del
>>3731
>Indice 6
>G. Thomas


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.3791 del
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Is this the real actual Rusbert?


Bert 04/29/2025 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.3792 del
>>3789
but after DE LIE


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.3793 del
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Felt like first nice ride of the year today. 25 degree weather, sunny, Central Park finally repaved and construction finished. Just a glorious day.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.3794 del
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>>3793
not sure why pic is so small


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.3795 del
>>3794
who else is excited for Vuelta BANTRAB


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.3797 del
>>3795
Kevin Rivera bros we ride


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.3798 del
More gold is needed


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.3799 del
>>3798
Conversion to Islam going full bore mesees.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.3800 del
>>3798
I thought he was muslim not jewish


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.3801 del
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something something STÜSSI


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.3802 del
>>3798
Reminds me if that polka dots one abrahamsen used in the toir


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.3803 del
>Still, Lefevere says that he has sat down with the Roodhooft brothers. "I have a mutual friend with a restaurant in Knokke and he said: 'You should talk to those brothers.' I wanted to do that. That friend closed the doors to the veranda."

Lefevere was clear right away. "I said: 'I'll just come straight to the point: I'm not getting any younger and shouldn't we merge?' Christoph seems to be the more 'aggressive' of the two. He immediately said: 'I know what you want: Mathieu.' Of course I wanted that, but I also said that we could contribute something."

>It turned out to be too difficult a story. "Too much had to change and a few had to be thrown out. The conversation was over before it started. I sat down with Philip alone again, but he said that they would sign with Canyon for four years. That was the end of the story."

>Lefevere would also have liked to work with Wout van Aert, but when the rider got into a bitter divorce with his old team, Lefevere didn't want to get his hands dirty. "I left Wout. He was with Nuyens and started complaining a bit. His manager started asking other teams."

>Van Aert's manager was invited by Lefevere. "But I had taken Frank Vandenbroucke away from Lotto in 1994. I didn't want to go through that again. If Wout had a paper that he was free, then I wanted him. He chose to sign for Jumbo-Visma, which resulted in him losing the case."


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.3804 del
>>3803
ethical don patje


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.3805 del
Kek nieuwsblad has like 5 articles on the Van gucht incident but sporza is still silent


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.3806 del
>>3805
Everyone hates RVG feelsbesttimeline man


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.3807 del
>>3805
It's on VRT instead of sporza


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.3808 del


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.3809 del
phwoar what a stage to day in turkey

not quite babadag, but that's still a proper climb at the finish


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.3810 del
>>3792
He will become a full time cow farmer and he will be happy. No more slaving in the /cyc/ mines.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.3812 del
Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)
Stage 1
Münchenstein - Fribourg
194.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/startlist

GC after prologue:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/prologue-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-1/live
https://www.tissottiming.com/2025/tdr/stage-1

Weather:
sunny
23°C
light wind from NE, general side wind for the riders with stronger headwinds in the passes

Current Leaders:
WATSON Samuel
WATSON Samuel
WATSON Samuel

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTS / L'Equipe
15:30 CET


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.3813 del
6 Berts living on Ile de BISIAUX have been evicted after his DNS.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.3814 del
>>3813
Yes, well


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.3815 del
Top kek, Belgian media are going to feed on this one for weeks


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.3816 del
sup runners!


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.3817 del
>>3815
RVG didnt even apologize in his message two cocky unmovable ego’s great times ahead for drama fans


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.3818 del
Miserable looking conditions in Turkiye


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.3819 del
>a wet descent that was neither neutralised nor stupidly attacked
that's how you know vismoids aren't in the race


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.3820 del
>>3817
Why is this journo so cocky? As much as we like to trash talk about remco at least the kid has some insane achievements


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.3821 del
time for some rampas turcas


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.3822 del
>>3820
He just is one of those people


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.3823 del
>Vinokourov and FVDB at the front of the race
Ciclismo is finally back


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.3824 del
Double astana/dsm duos pure farming kino


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.3825 del
This is how a relegation battle is supposed to be fought


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.3826 del
>>3825
>inb4 Euskaltel wins


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.3827 del
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Abel BALDERSTONE


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.3828 del
old Wouter Poels on his way to his second monument victory


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.3829 del
The young dutchman is no match for the seasoned veteran POELS


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.3830 del
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Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.3831 del
Picniccers, our excuse?


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.3832 del
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Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.3833 del
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inhumanas in romandie


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.3834 del
lamest rampas action of all time
even the fattest of sprinters would survive this pace


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.3835 del
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CHRISTEN lache.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.3836 del
those astana bros are really unhinged


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.3837 del
>>3835
last minute adjusted him in for romeo because of a psyop pic here


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.3838 del
Krabbe TIM...now there was a runner


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.3839 del
hope brennan loses


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.3840 del
>>3825
ONEcycling but they only invite the relegation teams. like a relegation playoff.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.3841 del
>>3840
*ONEcycling but only relegated teams accept the invitation
more likely scenario


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.3842 del
>>3841
it's already filled with rich teams that want complete control over cycling
kinda like the superleague was in footy
I think the only ones still against are UAE and the french shitter teams


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.3843 del
>>3842
ye I was just joking
we'll see what becomes of that project I still don't know what exactly it's supposed to be


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.3844 del
memco suddenly at the front


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.3845 del
anyone not positioned in the top 20 is not winning


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.3846 del
way too strong


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.3847 del
lol? they just let him win hahahaha


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.3848 del
WATSON completely lost, BRENNAN ez.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.3849 del
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brennan pickers, we're feasting today


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.3850 del
that was an impressive sprint


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.3851 del
Jesus that was easy


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.3852 del
>>3847
even led him out perfectly


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.3853 del
Sick rider


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.3854 del
>>3847
not trying at all saves them being embarrassed like groves


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.3855 del
ONLEY doing ONLEY things, finishing uphill sprints in the 10.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.3856 del
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we're so back jumbros


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.3857 del
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>>3851
What the FUCK. No more Spain but this disgusting flag for some reason


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.3858 del
now that's a top 10 you only see in low level races


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.3859 del
>Artem SHMIDT


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.3860 del
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(1.48 MB 1280x720 freiburg.png)
top 10


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.3861 del
>>3857
I'm a squeaker now. I see dopage everywhere now.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.3862 del
>>3857
Howdy there pal.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.3863 del
>>3857
hola fellow compatriot


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.3864 del
>Huub ARTZ


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.3865 del
>brennan
>shmidt
>onley
>ramses
I'm feasting today. Romandie velogames is really my jam.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.3866 del
>>3859
ok, maybe I picked the wrong ineos 4-pointer


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.3867 del
>ineos bringst back oliveira when their sprinter and GC leader is lost in the sauce
>arkea leading out a shitter like venturini with the overwhelming favorite in their wheel

this is cyclismo


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.3868 del
Schmidt picker we feasting


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.3869 del
no way he isn't winning the next 2 stages as well


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.3870 del
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WTF is wrong with CASTRILLO.
One major mistake of picking him above ROMEO.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.3871 del
>>3870
>he didn't pick the new indurain in this


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.3872 del
>>3869
you better start believing in a brennanwinslol week


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.3873 del
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>>3871
Their TTs are on par, ROMEO is slightly stronger on flats.
Guess it is a stagger, CASTRILLO gets one GC, then ROMEO gets GC in the next stage race.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.3874 del
>>3873
>Their TTs are on par
nah you let yourself get fooled by that 10km TT in UAE
dude blew away the competition in switzerland last year


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.3875 del
How would one classify Brennan? A Sagan type?


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.3876 del
>>3875
horse teeth category


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.3877 del
>>3875
A modern sprinter. Fast but not too fat.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.3878 del
>>3875
Yeah I guess bit early to tell 2bh


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.3879 del
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>>3874
No I didn't. Didn't expect Pablito will die so much.
Bet if I pick ROMEO for Suisse it will be CASTRILLO's turn.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.3880 del
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>>3868
>Schmidt
is a big guy!


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.3881 del
goomblin bert taking his time today, so I don't have to delete 20 posts again. I approve.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.3882 del
>>3880
this is perfect for some template
but off to a after-waging ride now...


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.3883 del
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>>3881
Don't see team results at PCS yet.
That mess was a one off. Until the next one heh.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.3884 del
>>3881
You should be around 3rd for today.
Teams are in, scraping.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.3885 del
>>3883
they're on the official website, but I assume you have that automated and just wait for PCS to update their site.
https://www.tourderomandie.ch/en/


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.3886 del
huh WC cycling for handicapped is right next to me this year
might go watch some one legged gods


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.3887 del
>>3885
Yes, it is scraping PCS, maybe adding this one little list would be ok manually since PCS is always the slowest to update them but for now I am waiting to run what I have automated.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.3889 del
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Results. >>3888


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.3890 del
>>3889
top tier goombling from the frenchie who didnt have brennan, but did have APP, venturini and champoussin


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.3891 del
Burgerautismbert may have overcooked that Remco pick.
We shall see what the last two stages bring but this is my level of early season hole to dig yourself out from.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.3892 del
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>>3891
For making fun of him I have been demoted to a chinkbugman.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.3893 del
>>3890
You and the Czechman are going to zip by tismbert if this continues. Our resident Patjebert too.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.3894 del
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seasons change but I’ve been waiting on you


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.3895 del
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>165km ride tomorrow
berts I have been eating so much pasta, pray for me


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.3896 del
>>3895
on the weekday? based


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.3897 del
>>3896
it's a holiday for us belgians and I have friday off too


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.3898 del
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>>3896
don't tell me burgers don't celebrate the labour day


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.3899 del
>nerdhagen lost 24 seconds
kwab


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.3900 del
>>3896
Oh me oh my.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.3901 del
>>3900
um Netherlands and Denmark explain yourself


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.3902 del
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>>3898
did you really expect us to


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.3903 del
(22.94 KB 1591x70 Capture.PNG)


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.3904 del
>>3900
we do have a "labour day", its just at the start of september.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.3905 del
>>3901
It's not a public holiday but I think some workplaces do short workdays.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.3906 del
>>3900
the dutch are the real losers in this, there's some at work that always seethe because they have to come in tomorrow


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.3907 del
>>3895
gebaseer
gonna go for a Big ride meself


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.3908 del
>>3896
halpy labor day!


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.3909 del
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Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.3910 del
>>3900
>qatar labor day
heh


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.3911 del
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Visiting one of my local bertaczeks.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.3912 del
>>3911
luv me pivos
simple as


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.3913 del
>>3911
lekker


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.3914 del
I have to admit berts, pills taste like shit to me


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.3915 del
>>3911
Boozing ‘zinneke here would share photo but too crowded


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.3916 del
>>3914
based pill popping schizo


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.3917 del
>>3911
based


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.3918 del
>>3914
your not supposed to eat suppositories pal


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.3919 del
>>3918
>Bert (Zonder Flag)


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.3920 del
>>3919
That's Mr. Glowie.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.3922 del
so for labor day, tell us about your tour de france copy across the iron wall.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.3924 del
>>3923
love this race, recommend this site http://friedensfahrt-info.de/ff_start.php


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.3925 del
>>3922
>>3923
I don't know too much about it, always felt like it was a lot of boomer BaCk In ThE dAy stories, very similar to Polish football team in the 1970s and 80s when every game HAD to be legendary, plus the overall awareness of it being a worker's paradise ersatz of the real thing in France.
Now being older now, bet there are LOADS of stories from these races and many parcours to remember.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.3926 del
>>3925
It was THE premium race in the eastern blok and runners who rode it are still highly regarded here


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.3927 del
>>3926
It was, same with our runners although the most decorated are well into dying off.
Just because it was a response to the degenerate west, crude, isolated and overlooked by party commissars, doesn't mean that the runners and the crews gave less shit and it had any less soul than Molteni with their guy or Matje's gramps.

Eurosport Polska commentators, now one of them is left, the other one was kinda forced into retirement, were in the business back then and they still will reminisce and tell stories from time to time.

Bet it had to be a big deal, back in the day.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.3928 del
>1986 edition started in Kyiv just 2 weeks after comrade Dyatlov didn't see any graphite because it wasn't there in Chernobyl
now this is an extra dose of dopage


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.3929 del
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>>3928
My mom surely got some of them miliseverts before I eventually got out of her.
Maybe that's where me muscle mass gain and retention comes, not to mention high-iq tism.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.3930 del
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Ok, I am turning the lights off in me chamber, this is well into goodnight time.
Don't forget to adjust out HEALY, if anyone thought this pick for tomorrow would be a good idea.


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.3931 del
every eschborn team i make feels disgusting. such a silly race


Bert 04/30/2025 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.3932 del
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Another beautiful day in the park. Got some fun laps in. I do have to say that I am REALLY enjoying the fashions of the summer so far. This will be the year of tummies and thighs, to be sure.

Also, please be advised that /WORLD TOUR WINE/ will continue on the real /cyc/ due to 4pleb searchability and the off-topic nature of those posts.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.3933 del
FUCK W*UT


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.3934 del
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>>3931
It is a tough one. The race can go a couple different ways and there are no clear favorites or dominant teams.

Should be a good race at least (zonder mutants)


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.3935 del
>>3934
current theory is that the sprinter teams are strong enough to pull it back. betting the house on a big bunch sprint. this could be v bad


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.3936 del
>>3935
Nobody but alpecin wants a sprint


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.3937 del
>>3936
yes but


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.3938 del
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First 100km ride since august. Let's fucking go


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.3939 del
>>3938
160km here, just got my morning shit out and it's time to get ready
hope I don't get heatstroke


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.3940 del
>>3939
Never really got into the more than 4 hours rides. I'd do it for some insane climb I need to reach but that's it


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.3941 del
>>3940
Not too thrilled about it but it's a route with some nice stops and it's with friends so I'll enjoy the day
Would rather do some hill smashes


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.3942 del
>>3941
With friends it's different, but I'm riding alone mostly


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.3943 del
>>3939
whats the denivele


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.3944 del
>>3943
only a 1000 and a little bit I think, it's a lot of flat towards antwerp to drink some duvels and then back to the hills here


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.3945 del
>>3944
sounds bueno. enjoy your ride bert


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.3946 del
>>3939
don't forget to take pulls at the front, it would be rude just to wheelsuck


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.3947 del
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diego pescador currently favorite for the luis leon sanchez memorial award for most eclectic schedule. movistar developmental masterclass once again


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.3948 del
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Holy shit, good thing I have checked because I was sure it was going to take place in June.
I am watching ciclismo live today at the fabled XXXVIII OGÓLNOPOLSKI WYŚCIG KOLARSKI "O PUCHAR WÓJTA GMINY CHRZĄSTOWICE".
Last year the notorious Kacper GIERYK had to dope himself to rise above the relentless and glamorous field of his peers.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.3949 del
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they call memco the little bastard?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.3950 del
stage 5 of türk tour cancelled


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.3951 del
>>3950
>The start is slightly delayed due to weather conditions. #TUR2025
>The race will be neutralised until km 71.2. #TUR2025
>Stage 5 is cancelled. #TUR2025
resignation


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.3952 del
PCS says APARICIO DNS in turkiye. wonder if he feels better if they'll let him rejoin the next day


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.3953 del
>>3951
jonas called, there's not much you can do about it


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.3954 del
ynr Maxim van Gils won Eschborn - Frankfurt last year.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.3955 del
>>3954
ynr Maxim van Gils being the 3rd most successful classics rider last year


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.3956 del
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The time is now


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.3957 del
>Contrairement à ce qu’avaient initialement annoncé les organisateurs de l’Eschborn-Francfort 2025, la formation Visma-Lease a Bike ne sera finalement pas au départ de la course allemande qui aura lieu ce jeudi 1er mai. Il faudra patienter encore un peu avant de revoir Olav Kooij en compétition, mais le temps presse avant le Giro.
jumbo wouldn't bother doing the race without Kooij, pretty weak


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.3959 del



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