Wow, it actually auto-locks at 1000 posts.

>>2014
In most races (with or without Pogi, classic or stage race) there is always only one or two useful domestiques in that team. They've never been brilliant, but UAE domestique work this year hasn't been great.

and brittshizo is already shitting up the board ffs

>>2020
Not so surprised

>>2018
Even their bigmens like polit or F vermeesh are positionlets. They really need to pay mads a fortune

nys literally shaking right now

Tibo SHIVERING.

>>2020
>no threads up
>create new thread
>"shitting up"
I'll let cyc die next time if that's what you want?

now, now, we'll probably need a 2nd thread before the end of LBL, so we only need to decide which one to use now and which one to use later

>>2031
Ardennes includes Amstel which is no longer accurate, therefore Fleche + Liege Bastongne Liege is an accurate thread for the coming races. Also posted first. Also a cooler looking thumb.

Pavel as a good slave is riding the shit bike

>>2032
you wrote Bastogne wrong, twice

>>2034
Anglicised version

break away in inevitable purgatory. id feel bad if they werent norwegians

FDJ at the front. Guillaume Martin will win.

Cherave attack?

dove mogging the pedalton

>>2039
Stop it you're making me look bad

fraud bennett getting shimano'd

Remco will regret not going here

Allah still alive

Axel LAURANCE

john christ shredding

this is pure kino

toilet going backwards

Christen absolutely pas normal

Bigcock still there

phwoar

Benoit HILLY also not so normal.

ah come on, that slurpage of FDJ with 3 guys

christen very smart losing the wheel

mcnulty beautiful

3 jumbos still there

visma somehow must numerous

It that little ginger shit, Barre, still there?

where the FUCK is van eetvelt. FUCKING fraud

ez pogi win, gg

C'est parti

The great battle for Pogi's wheel

Uber dominant

PAS NORMAL

what the fuck lol

lmao
absolutely shameful

1 poig
2 vauqelin
3 pidkek
4 martinez
5 healy

RemKING sisters?

That was extremely disgusting

absolutely filthy

imagine the watts

imagine the dopage

Yes, I am sure Gods of ciclismo will look benevolently on me after not picking satan for this. I would like to finally stop having my guys chute.

squeak

I don't think I've ever seen anything as obscene, not even the Wout Poels accelerations were that bad.

poor vauquelin wouldve had a statement victory but instead hes +0:10. DOPAAAAAAGEEEEEEEE

>>2078
louder!

>>2079
Unlike those e-bike accelerations you can feel him stomp those watts here.
Goodndopahe

top 10

>>2081
SQUEAK

Needed VAN EETVELT to not be a fraud for this to be passable, despite SKJELMOSE chuting himself out.

So Healy isn't a punchlet or was the attrition that hard on the rest

Nys > Seething remmidget
A good day

>>2086
3 minutes + hard race

Remspoor Eveneseethe now shaking thinking of Liege

CHRISTEN still finished 13th

Remember when people said Roglic attacked too early in 2021 lol

Results. >>2095

hmm, rusbert won the velogoomblin. he didn't fall for the psyops

Looks like the biggest gap in an edition that wasn't decided by a solo or a vaery small group since at least 1969.

>>2092
He would've finished at least top 3 if he rode for himself. He looked really strong today.

>>2098
FUCK I almost adjusted for Mauro SCHMID the last minute.

Didn't Remco said he'll attack before the mur or something?

>Matthews ahead of O'Gooner
Humiliation

>>2102
got cold feet

>Nys
>Memco
>Toilet
>Laurance
>Allah
>Scaroni (+16)
>Van Eetvelt
>Van Gils (most fraudulent award)
>DNF
>Her/she
And many, many more.

Looking forward to the Giro
<Roglic
nevermind

>>2106
>Squeaking about clean giro
not normal

>>2105
van gils was team backpain and said it wasn't for him even before the race so we can't fraud him for this

>>2098
He is the swede who claims to be a german as a red herring. He's the BO. And I suspect he might be using IP abuse to access everyone secret pick folder.

This evening Pogacar will have the highest amount of UCI points in his career so far. There's a good chance he will never reach that amount again unless he has a better grand tour season than 2024

>>2109
I hope rusbert is the mod and not the swedish tranny from 4chan

>>2110
TdF + Vuelta basically locked

>>2108
Van Gils was more for his and Bora's whole season so far. At 43rd, he was somehow their best rider.

what happened to the cat killer?

>>2114
Big brain move not to win TotA before Giro

Remco would have won without the Amstel crash

>>2114
he said in interview it was sickness, no chute

>>2110
If I'm not mistaken, he'll be awfully close to holding the same amount of UCI points as the next three riders combined (Remco, Grug and Roglic).

13650 vs 13727

>>2111
[spoiler]Claims to be german, it is a coincidence if it is a german getting the same flag as the mod on /sp/. The quite uncalled for instant hatred of me is telling, as well as the clear lack of transparency in previous thread when it was called for. I would like more details about our overlord, especially when he's beginning to abuse his powers. I've done the utmost the remain anon and prevent the rampant attacks and gossiping my presence causes. Yet he goes as far to point me out and make it a thing? Despite having a nonchalant "I don't care dude make a ticket" attitude....

Yeah idk about this guy honestly, knowing jannies they love power. And it would make sense to me that an /sp/ janny wants to maintain power so creates another board to moderate. The way he banned that burger for coming in with big criticism was pretty suspect, that wasn't fignon spacker either I don't think. Maybe the swedish flag is a coincidence, but who knows. I also asked for clarifications on how this will be moderated so I can be mindful of what I can post, like gamer words etc. [/spoiler]

So what's everyone's team for LBL?
Satan, Seether, Skjelly, Toilet, Barre, Aryan?

>>2120
Pogi, Remco, Healy whatever shitters I can fit in

Not bad last 45 races

>>2121
Benoit is a good alternative for Skjelly, although he did not freeze to death didn't look like a heavy chute.

There is still one more finish to come, where my cute little retard surely won't get kwabbed, on the one finish that works well for all her advantages and completely hides all her weaknesses.

>>2122
if he's actually doping and they can't catch him would it kill the sport?
I mean after Lance

>>2125
No, it would surely make the sport dip in popularity and money, make all the performative concern trolls do a death dance around the corpse of what was and it would be back to normal in a two, three years. Until a new Dopacar arrives and cycle of life gets into the new-old phase.

>>2125
Nah there will always cycling and Tdf. I mean the TdF went through the late 2000s when basically every edition there was a big scandal

>>2125
it’ll be fine he won’t get caught though

Washed. Vingefraud wins easily in July

>>2129
surely ordering this by time instead of year would’ve been better

So vingegaard isn't doing romandie? why did his team give some cryptic interview about how we'll see him for the dauphiné

Belgians were really hyping Nys because he beat Alex Molenaar and Guillermo Thomas Silva in GP Indurain

>>2132
Un challenged nation at hyping their riders

>>2134
cant imagine how demoralizing it would be to look up and see pogi put that gap into you while your on the limit lmao. wonder what healy was thinking

>>2135
and then you look behind and see 2 of his doms gaining on you

>>2132
I even read some idiot saying Nys could beat Pog here. Complete insanity

>>2137
kek got link?

women are almost there if you want to see some shenanigans

Pogacar doesn't even produce lactate. Also absolutely fucking wild how fresh he looked at the end there. Dropped the hammer and looked absolutely fine at the top. Whatever they put this guy on, I want some.

>>2138
SKJELMOSE Mattias
https://x.com/flechewallonne/status/1914968680686903524

>>2140
feels like he worked on these short efforts a bit more this winter for the classics

Yeah Pogacar strong, but puncheurs seem to be a dying breed. Is it really just GC guys taking their opportunities away by making races too hard and also having a better kick these days, or is there some other reason?

>>2142
He didn't look very good at all in this before, short bursts were respectable but not killer. Like missed a few tens of top watts.

>>2143
haven't seen many good punch stages in the grand tours either really

>>2140
>Also absolutely fucking wild how fresh he looked at the end there.
idk he starts to look a little tired

Kwabsia.

best puck really good

puck PIETERSE

THE GOOD PUCK

Puck!

vollering KWABBED by a cxer lmao

both kopecky and vollering are very shit this year

>>2146
You mean sitting up with perfect balance doing a long celebration starting before the line?

>>2143
It's mainly because Pog and Remco exist

>>2153
they need each other negative/toxic motivationalists

Yeah, but I still don't think anyone will be at Demi's level in the mountains, so she'll win big soon. Also, no SD Worx betrayal debuff.

>47 ALVARDO Ceylin del Carmen
waar is rusbert?
that's just 4 places behind redditgirl

>>2158
is this place banned in Russia? no way a tech nerd like him hasn't found us yet
maybe he's enjoying his freedom

Benoot really is Visma's third best point-scorer of the season while never being sole leader and only once being a proper co-leader.

>>2159
>>2158
he is a goombler isn't he? can't we make a team with the endchan reference in the name

>>2161
We have already, this is how most of us arrived here. I think it's banned in russia

>>2161
that has been there since we made this

>>2160
if your biggest rider is too scared to race what do you do

>>2159
>>2162
the third biggest board on this chan is /polru/, full of russians. surely it is not banned in russia

he might just have enough of /cyc/

>>2166
maybe the conscription officers got him, he'll be posting an update under a ukraine flag later this month

Came 4th on today's goomble without even changing the team, epic win for me of course. Although I have no idea how he got my flag correct.

Proper English grammar even in short sentences, English naming styles, picking *nglos when there are more obvious non-Anglo picks.

>>2169
Oh yeah Blackmore and Pidcock. Decent picks to be fair.

this focaccia guy... pretty good

Gianetti's french is pretty good. Actually impressed

>>2173
Don't all Swiss know how to speak French

That was the most blatant case of motor doping uve ever seen

>>2174
I don't think swiss germans stoop to speaking french

this guy is easily worse then any of our resident schizos. some people get a sliver of human attention and are so starved of it that they milk it dry

He does look a bit tired

>>2177
The only surprising thing about this guy is that he seemingly isn't here. Then again, schizos being schizos, I also wouldn't be surprised if he was with a completely different persona.

>>2179
Dude is probably too old to know about 4chan

>>2175
Why you post with a brit flag when you have a huge list of flags to choose from? Avoid the prejudice from other berts, it's a game changer. I cancelled my VPN last week.

Vauquelin is elite on climbs steeper than 10%. Kinda weird for a time trialist

>>2181
What did he mean by this?

Belbros, our answer?

>>2184
>only Wallonia
I want either all of Belgium or nothing at all

>>2184
the superport of rotterdam/antwerp would be cool that’s the only positive I can think of

>>2185
If we have to take W*ut I also rather take nothing

>>2184
I honestly feel very little kinship with dutch people, don't know why people do

Bought padded boxer undies, will report how well they work vs actual chamois.

>>2188
Are there actual belgians like this? The annexing memes are either from french or dutch people

>>2190
maybe in antwerp, but that place is filled with subhumans

>>2189
why the change and not just stick with chamois?

>>2189
you should get a bertina to give your balls a good punching to see how effective they are

>>2192
I have winter long bibs but in the summer I need to ride as naked as possible without going full Cipo or son of Abraham considering my butt in regular short shorts starts to feel the saddle at around 40km.
If it is possible I want to avoid regular summer bibs and all the extra fabric that comes with it.

Btw points are in, I am scraping and sending batsignals to Rusbert.

>>2193
Blond tufts, again.

>>2190
No maybe some nutjobs

got roped into some 160km flat semi peleton ride for next week

>>2197
isn't that easier compared to riding alone as long as you don't pull and just draft?

>>2198
I think they expect me to take turns

remcobros I dont feel so good about LBL

I still think we should have a pizza competition, made easier we have a whole board to play with.

>>2197
>chute because some boomer is afraid and panic grab the brakes
Nothing personal

>>2200
He really made his team work all day for this huh

Now that I think about it, no declarations whatsoever from Remco since the race ended. He was more vocal after Amstel

>>2204
you should check sporza

>“It was a very difficult race,” Evenepoel says. “It was also the first time I cycled in the rain again. I actually felt super good the whole day, that's why we set a very high pace with the team.”
>But then Evenepoel made a mistake, according to himself. “I took off my raincoat too early. That made me cold in the final and I lost energy. I can only blame myself for that. When Tadej went, my legs locked up. I can only blame that on the cold, because before that I felt super good.”
>Evenepoel is therefore confidently heading to Liège-Bastogne-Liège next Sunday. “The feeling was good and the team was good. That is only motivating for Sunday.”

RemKING sisters, we're so fucking back

>>2200
his escape at La Redoute and TT to the finish line worked flawlessly the last couple of years.

>>2200
I really hopes he can atleast follow for a while and isn't stuck in some slurping G2 group till pogacar is 3 minutes ahead

>>2206
Kek he took off his raincoat right after Pogacar did it. Turns out it was too early for him

>>2209
trains too much in spain, many cases of coldlets

Pogacar wins the Ronde + Fleche double for the second time
Last rider to do that was that dirty doper Argentin in 1990
*spits*
But poga did it clean which makes it even more impressive
Lel
>watching this garbage unironically

/CYC/ GC >>2211

>>2206
Hmm this sounds like a MORAL VICTORY to me!

>>2214
Kek, even the rtbf podcast said this about remco at amstel. I thought this was a joke but maybe it's a belgian thing

>>2213
Bertacek will implode any time soon. This is above his power. Like Mohammed Yates in that Giro. It is coming

>>2197
just say no innit

>>2215
I think it's become something of a meme lately, heard them drop it a lot in commentary but in a forced way

>>2206
>pogi fucking obliterates everyone
>'i couldnt follow only because i took off my rain coat too early'
im sure the fucking raincoat is what cost him 20 seconds on the mur

>>2212
Well bert, as we know nutrition and chain lubricant have come a very long way so we can't compare it to past times.

>>2220
don't forget about the rounder wheels

>>2218
Not my favorite one tbqh, sounds too much like sore looser to me

>1. 26 years old
>2. 23 years old
>3. 25 years old
>4. 21 years old
>5. 24 years old
>6. 25 years old
>7. 22 years old
>8. 22 years old
>9. 25 years old
>10. 25 years old

boomer bros are we done for?

>>2098
yes, it's me, rusbert. what psyop

behold, the greatest endurance athlete of all time in his prime

>>2224
wrong flag

bros I thought we detested the small pancakes

let me test something quick:
Stage
29 STÜSSI Colin +2:18
GC
22 (-2) STÜSSI Colin +3:56

>>2228
>STÜSSI
please don't

ok guys, it's the real rusbert. he passed the test.
>>2224
there are berts who picked allah, van gils and van eetvelt

anyway, caught a whole 15 sec of my girl avocado on live TV

incredible scenes

>>2231
we have sound here and I adapted your race posting format to make use of the color options and that you can post several files in the same post.

here's the template for tomorrows stage of the tour of the alps.

==Tour of the Alps== (2.Pro)
'''Stage 4’’’
Sillian - Obertilliach
''162.7km''

'''Startlist:'''
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/startlist

'''Live Stats:'''
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/stage-4/live

'''Road Book:'''
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1743578922/Roadbook-2025/Roadbook-2025.pdf?_i=AA

'''Technical Book:'''
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1744642308/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2.pdf?_i=AA

'''Current Leaders:'''
+STORER Michael/+
$CICCONE Giulio/$
@PICKERING Finlay/@
~SEIXAS Paul/~

'''Streams:'''
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / RAI / ORF / L'Équipe
''13:35 CET''

which results in the following:

Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
'''Stage 4’’’
Sillian - Obertilliach
162.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/stage-4/live

Road Book:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1743578922/Roadbook-2025/Roadbook-2025.pdf?_i=AA

Technical Book:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1744642308/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2.pdf?_i=AA

Current Leaders:
STORER Michael
CICCONE Giulio
PICKERING Finlay
SEIXAS Paul

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / RAI / ORF / L'Équipe
13:35 CET

hmm should be

'''Stage 4'''

Stage 4

>>2234
tbh don't see much point in adding sounds to most of these webms because commentary almost never worth it anyway

>>2238
do you have the chute of Skelly or how strange he moved around after it?

>rusbert is found
GREAT news

>>2231
followed by the retard's plastic monstrosity of all people

>>2243
yup, skelly and flèche wallonne, not a good combo

the impressive thing is that Jan Christen was involved in that chute and then flew up Cherave to blow up the peloton for Pogi and still finished 13th.

Welcome back
original Bertollo still missing, but how can he possibily find us without velogames

Only miss finnberts and we're good. Pretty sure we can find the aggressive one on weightweenie

Is it the real Rusbert???

>>2250
Irishbert but he could just be drunk or something

Hmm he did adjust his team for Fleche so most likely he is still alive

I have a sneaky suspicious irishbert is amongst us but he's just staying incognito for his own amusement, whilst worrying us sick. What is he like haha

> I don't know at the moment
> Look, I already feel better about yesterday's feeling, but a lot will still have to be done by Sunday

Van Gils picker in shambles, please adjust for LBL or stay in the mud

Maybe we can have an advert posted somewhere at the rampas in the irish alps

Lads I cannot begin to describe how desolate this past week has been. You truly do not know what you have until its gone. Of course I missed /lit/ and /fa/ and so on in diminishing significance, but I almost instantly realized that there is no place on the internet for talking about cycling equivalent to /cyc/. My emotional nadir this past week was seeing "Remco draws strength from Islam," and Remco smoking Wout 1v1, and having nowhere to go post "mashallah."

>>2257
You mean to say we're assembling a /cyc/ rescue expedition?

There should be a thread created to dump cycling related images and webm's. Just a thread of Ian Stannards (joke).

>>2259
wicklow mountains ---> kobenhavn ---> oulu

>>2258
the pope dying without me being able to navel gaze at /x/'s reactions is a major blow to my psyche

>>2256
>get massive contract
>immediately become a jobber
many such cases!

>>2261
We can get Swissberts rich banker dad to lend us his heli, Rusbert knows how to fly because he was a pilot in Afghanistan. Berts rappelling off the side of the heli, maybe we'll have a few paraberts chuting down across the mountains to do patrols.

SBS (special bert service)

I have been saying this. A Bert needs to hold a sign during a race. The website and paint a squeaker on it. It is the only way.

>>2265
I live close enough to ireland to go on a camping holiday and hammer roadside signs into the ground with a picture of his feet, living room and goombler team. And obviously a link to this site.

If we can pin down his training roads I'll embark on the quest, the expedition to save private Irishbert tomorrow. We can start with his ride profiles he'd post to identify which roads he trained on, also he posted a picture of a park he trained in so I'll hammer a sign in there too by the astroturf pitch.

If stalking is what it'll take, I'm all for it. I happen to possess those skills.

>>2264
the green ber(e)ts

>lives in Ireland (supposedly)
>might actually be in Portugal
>around Dublin I think
>rides the inhumana rampas in what I assumed were the Wicklow Alps
there are not that many roads there, we could cover all the exits

Alaphilippe Mur de Huy climbing time: 3'35"
Puck Pieterse Mur de Huy climbing time: 3'32"

Attack/acceleration spot of the last 15 Flèche winners

>>2270
everytime i think im autistic about this sport i think of the people who compile this stuff for 30 likes on twitter. the real troopers

>>2269
hallo kijkers

>>2251
well, yes. anyway, some webms I made in meantime

nothing like quick nap during busy race day

cagies, who needs them

bribing race director

nice archival assassination by motard

minus glasses, 250 CHF and 15 puntos

>>2293
yeah, it worked. I only decided to check standing for fleche, because I had a feeling my team finally performed well kek

>>2292
You stayed a full week without cyc. I assume you have achieved so much

>>2295
I changed transmission on me commuter

>“It actually started back in November with a knee injury caused by switching to new equipment. It wasn’t too serious at first, but I was still dealing with the aftermath of a heavy crash in the BEMER Cyclassics last season. I bruised my kidney and broke some ribs in that crash, so it was a bit of a false start. I had a good training camp in December, but when the time trial bikes arrived in January, the problems started all over again. My knee pain got much worse then, and I could barely do anything for three weeks.”

Mauro Schmid also had knee issues after switching from Soudal–Quick-Step to Jayco–AlUla, also due to the new equipment. Are you and the team now being more critical about that?

>Yeah, for sure. I don’t want to pat myself on the back, but especially the second time, when we started riding the new time trial bikes during training camp, I really didn’t think it was a good idea. You’re already doing long hours there, and that’s when issues can happen. But these things happen, and I think the team will learn from it. They’ll understand that it’s probably not the smartest move to do a 30-hour training week on a brand-new bike setup.”

Team kneepain gaining ground on team backpain this season

>Pierbattista Pizzaballa
maybe UCI got their horrendous name generator straight from Vatican

>>2299
dude be like, "I'm Pepperoni Pizzapasta, from Italy!". yeah, no shit

<See you soon!
What did 4chin mean by this.

>>2303
New batch of glowie mods are ready

ok, this is pretty based

>>2305
Meanwhile his boss shills one cycling because the big riders don't race enough against each other
Dude rides less than froomedawg

>>2309
the more you stay at Teide, the harder it's to stay away from it

>>2306
Yeah, I dig it.

>>2306
>>2308
Very nice

>>2306
It's supposed to be burger riders riding in that jersey not norgays

Toad

>>2260
be the change you want to see

for full clarity - schizo brit is currently postin A LOT with the Austrian flag, not that anybody starts thinking habsbert or stolen bike bert are now also mentally gone

>>2317
It's not that hard to realize it's him if you've been here long enough

French xitter is going crazy over Pog's win. Tbh I don't understand why this one in particular is so shocking

>>2320
the way he just rode away staying in the saddle all the time was really impressive ngl >>2233
kinda reminded me of Poel's e-biking on that corner

>>2321
I don't think it looks similar. Poels's bike looks like it's going on its own while Pog is visibly stomping the pedals. On a wet road on high gradients it's more effective to stay on the saddle

>>2320
Just the visual aspect made it seem dopage, going fast while the others are almost at a standstill

>>2323
Wild flag this place suddenly gave me

>>2322
I just meant how unreal it looked

>>2320
It's just remco fan seething. His paris Roubaix was much more impressive

>>2322
squeaking or awestruck?

>>2330
Big Brad

>>2325
You're not fooling anyone, 'bert'

>2 more monuments to go
This year has flown

>>2332
Sir please

>>2331
missed your webms bert, glad you're back