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/cyc/ - cyclismo general Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No. 2017
Ardennes edition

>Current and upcoming races:
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
19.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
24.04 - 27.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege Femmes 1.WWT
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>last thread:
>>995


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.2018 del
Wow, it actually auto-locks at 1000 posts.

>>2014
In most races (with or without Pogi, classic or stage race) there is always only one or two useful domestiques in that team. They've never been brilliant, but UAE domestique work this year hasn't been great.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.2020 del
and brittshizo is already shitting up the board ffs


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.2022 del
>>2020
Not so surprised


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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.2026 del
>>2018
Even their bigmens like polit or F vermeesh are positionlets. They really need to pay mads a fortune


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.2027 del
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nys literally shaking right now


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.2028 del
Tibo SHIVERING.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.2029 del
>>2020
>no threads up
>create new thread
>"shitting up"
I'll let cyc die next time if that's what you want?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.2030 del
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slurpage


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.2031 del
now, now, we'll probably need a 2nd thread before the end of LBL, so we only need to decide which one to use now and which one to use later


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.2032 del
>>2031
Ardennes includes Amstel which is no longer accurate, therefore Fleche + Liege Bastongne Liege is an accurate thread for the coming races. Also posted first. Also a cooler looking thumb.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.2033 del
Pavel as a good slave is riding the shit bike


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.2034 del
>>2032
you wrote Bastogne wrong, twice


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.2035 del
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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.2036 del
>>2034
Anglicised version


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.2037 del
break away in inevitable purgatory. id feel bad if they werent norwegians


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.2038 del
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FDJ at the front. Guillaume Martin will win.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.2040 del
Cherave attack?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.2041 del
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dove mogging the pedalton


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.2042 del
>>2039
Stop it you're making me look bad


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.2043 del
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fraud bennett getting shimano'd


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.2044 del
Remco will regret not going here


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.2045 del
Allah still alive


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.2046 del
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Axel LAURANCE


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.2047 del
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formolo still there


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.2048 del
john christ shredding


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.2049 del
this is pure kino


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.2050 del
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oh boi, it's a carnage


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.2051 del
toilet going backwards


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.2052 del
Christen absolutely pas normal


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.2053 del
Bigcock still there


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.2054 del
phwoar


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.2055 del
Benoit HILLY also not so normal.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.2056 del
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ah come on, that slurpage of FDJ with 3 guys


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.2057 del
christen very smart losing the wheel


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.2058 del
mcnulty beautiful


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.2059 del
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3 jumbos still there


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.2060 del
visma somehow must numerous


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.2061 del
It that little ginger shit, Barre, still there?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.2062 del
where the FUCK is van eetvelt. FUCKING fraud


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.2063 del
ez pogi win, gg


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.2064 del
C'est parti


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.2065 del
The great battle for Pogi's wheel


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.2066 del
Uber dominant


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.2067 del
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pogiwinslol


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.2068 del
PAS NORMAL


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.2069 del
what the fuck lol


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.2070 del
lmao
absolutely shameful


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.2071 del
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1 poig
2 vauqelin
3 pidkek
4 martinez
5 healy


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.2072 del
RemKING sisters?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.2073 del
That was extremely disgusting


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.2074 del
absolutely filthy

imagine the watts


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.2075 del
imagine the dopage


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.2076 del
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jan c. beste man


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.2077 del
Yes, I am sure Gods of ciclismo will look benevolently on me after not picking satan for this. I would like to finally stop having my guys chute.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.2078 del
squeak


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.2079 del
I don't think I've ever seen anything as obscene, not even the Wout Poels accelerations were that bad.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.2080 del
poor vauquelin wouldve had a statement victory but instead hes +0:10. DOPAAAAAAGEEEEEEEE


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.2081 del
>>2078
louder!


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.2082 del
>>2079
Unlike those e-bike accelerations you can feel him stomp those watts here.
Goodndopahe


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top 10


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.2084 del
>>2081
SQUEAK


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.2085 del
Needed VAN EETVELT to not be a fraud for this to be passable, despite SKJELMOSE chuting himself out.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.2086 del
So Healy isn't a punchlet or was the attrition that hard on the rest


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.2087 del
Nys > Seething remmidget
A good day


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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.2089 del
>>2086
3 minutes + hard race


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.2090 del
Remspoor Eveneseethe now shaking thinking of Liege


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.2091 del
>>2081
SQUEAK


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.2092 del
CHRISTEN still finished 13th


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.2093 del
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I never know the difference between sea dogs, cows and lions. yeah the seas cows are the big fat ones.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.2094 del
SQEUAK


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.2096 del
Remember when people said Roglic attacked too early in 2021 lol


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.2097 del
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Results. >>2095


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.2098 del
hmm, rusbert won the velogoomblin. he didn't fall for the psyops


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.2099 del
Looks like the biggest gap in an edition that wasn't decided by a solo or a vaery small group since at least 1969.

>>2092
He would've finished at least top 3 if he rode for himself. He looked really strong today.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.2100 del
>>2098
FUCK I almost adjusted for Mauro SCHMID the last minute.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.2101 del
>all those articles that were hyping Nys and Evenepoel for Fleche


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.2102 del
Didn't Remco said he'll attack before the mur or something?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.2103 del
>Matthews ahead of O'Gooner
Humiliation


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.2104 del
>>2102
got cold feet


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.2105 del
>Nys
>Memco
>Toilet
>Laurance
>Allah
>Scaroni (+16)
>Van Eetvelt
>Van Gils (most fraudulent award)
>DNF
>Her/she
And many, many more.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.2106 del
Looking forward to the Giro
<Roglic
nevermind


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.2107 del
>>2106
>Squeaking about clean giro
not normal


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.2108 del
>>2105
van gils was team backpain and said it wasn't for him even before the race so we can't fraud him for this


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.2109 del
>>2098
He is the swede who claims to be a german as a red herring. He's the BO. And I suspect he might be using IP abuse to access everyone secret pick folder.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.2110 del
This evening Pogacar will have the highest amount of UCI points in his career so far. There's a good chance he will never reach that amount again unless he has a better grand tour season than 2024


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.2111 del
>>2109
I hope rusbert is the mod and not the swedish tranny from 4chan


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.2112 del
>>2110
TdF + Vuelta basically locked


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.2113 del
>>2108
Van Gils was more for his and Bora's whole season so far. At 43rd, he was somehow their best rider.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.2114 del
what happened to the cat killer?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.2115 del
>>2114
Big brain move not to win TotA before Giro


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.2116 del
Remco would have won without the Amstel crash


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.2117 del
>>2114
he said in interview it was sickness, no chute


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.2118 del
>>2110
If I'm not mistaken, he'll be awfully close to holding the same amount of UCI points as the next three riders combined (Remco, Grug and Roglic).

13650 vs 13727


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.2119 del
>>2111
[spoiler]Claims to be german, it is a coincidence if it is a german getting the same flag as the mod on /sp/. The quite uncalled for instant hatred of me is telling, as well as the clear lack of transparency in previous thread when it was called for. I would like more details about our overlord, especially when he's beginning to abuse his powers. I've done the utmost the remain anon and prevent the rampant attacks and gossiping my presence causes. Yet he goes as far to point me out and make it a thing? Despite having a nonchalant "I don't care dude make a ticket" attitude....

Yeah idk about this guy honestly, knowing jannies they love power. And it would make sense to me that an /sp/ janny wants to maintain power so creates another board to moderate. The way he banned that burger for coming in with big criticism was pretty suspect, that wasn't fignon spacker either I don't think. Maybe the swedish flag is a coincidence, but who knows. I also asked for clarifications on how this will be moderated so I can be mindful of what I can post, like gamer words etc. [/spoiler]


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.2120 del
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So what's everyone's team for LBL?
Satan, Seether, Skjelly, Toilet, Barre, Aryan?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.2121 del
>>2120
Pogi, Remco, Healy whatever shitters I can fit in


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Not bad last 45 races


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.2123 del
>>2121
Benoit is a good alternative for Skjelly, although he did not freeze to death didn't look like a heavy chute.

There is still one more finish to come, where my cute little retard surely won't get kwabbed, on the one finish that works well for all her advantages and completely hides all her weaknesses.


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I don't even want to bother making a race post for Vuelta Asturias, but their homepage is pretty nice compared to the Belgian races. Sabgal still has to submit their team list. other than that it's basically a training camp for UAE and Movistar.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.2125 del
>>2122
if he's actually doping and they can't catch him would it kill the sport?
I mean after Lance


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.2126 del
>>2125
No, it would surely make the sport dip in popularity and money, make all the performative concern trolls do a death dance around the corpse of what was and it would be back to normal in a two, three years. Until a new Dopacar arrives and cycle of life gets into the new-old phase.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.2127 del
>>2125
Nah there will always cycling and Tdf. I mean the TdF went through the late 2000s when basically every edition there was a big scandal


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.2128 del
>>2125
it’ll be fine he won’t get caught though


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.2129 del
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Washed. Vingefraud wins easily in July


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.2130 del
>>2129
surely ordering this by time instead of year would’ve been better


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.2131 del
So vingegaard isn't doing romandie? why did his team give some cryptic interview about how we'll see him for the dauphiné


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.2132 del
Belgians were really hyping Nys because he beat Alex Molenaar and Guillermo Thomas Silva in GP Indurain


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.2133 del
>>2132
Un challenged nation at hyping their riders


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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.2135 del
>>2134
cant imagine how demoralizing it would be to look up and see pogi put that gap into you while your on the limit lmao. wonder what healy was thinking


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.2136 del
>>2135
and then you look behind and see 2 of his doms gaining on you


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.2137 del
>>2132
I even read some idiot saying Nys could beat Pog here. Complete insanity


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.2138 del
>>2137
kek got link?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.2139 del
women are almost there if you want to see some shenanigans


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.2140 del
Pogacar doesn't even produce lactate. Also absolutely fucking wild how fresh he looked at the end there. Dropped the hammer and looked absolutely fine at the top. Whatever they put this guy on, I want some.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.2142 del
>>2140
feels like he worked on these short efforts a bit more this winter for the classics


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.2143 del
Yeah Pogacar strong, but puncheurs seem to be a dying breed. Is it really just GC guys taking their opportunities away by making races too hard and also having a better kick these days, or is there some other reason?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.2144 del
>>2142
He didn't look very good at all in this before, short bursts were respectable but not killer. Like missed a few tens of top watts.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.2145 del
>>2143
haven't seen many good punch stages in the grand tours either really


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>>2140
>Also absolutely fucking wild how fresh he looked at the end there.
idk he starts to look a little tired


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.2147 del
Kwabsia.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.2148 del
best puck really good


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.2149 del
puck PIETERSE


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.2150 del
THE GOOD PUCK


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.2151 del
Puck!


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.2152 del
vollering KWABBED by a cxer lmao


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.2153 del
both kopecky and vollering are very shit this year


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.2154 del
>>2146
You mean sitting up with perfect balance doing a long celebration starting before the line?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.2155 del
>>2143
It's mainly because Pog and Remco exist


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.2156 del
>>2153
they need each other negative/toxic motivationalists


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.2157 del
Yeah, but I still don't think anyone will be at Demi's level in the mountains, so she'll win big soon. Also, no SD Worx betrayal debuff.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.2158 del
>47 ALVARDO Ceylin del Carmen
waar is rusbert?
that's just 4 places behind redditgirl


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.2159 del
>>2158
is this place banned in Russia? no way a tech nerd like him hasn't found us yet
maybe he's enjoying his freedom


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.2160 del
Benoot really is Visma's third best point-scorer of the season while never being sole leader and only once being a proper co-leader.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.2161 del
>>2159
>>2158
he is a goombler isn't he? can't we make a team with the endchan reference in the name


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.2162 del
>>2161
We have already, this is how most of us arrived here. I think it's banned in russia


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.2163 del
>>2161
that has been there since we made this


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.2164 del
>>2160
if your biggest rider is too scared to race what do you do


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.2165 del
>>2159
>>2162
the third biggest board on this chan is /polru/, full of russians. surely it is not banned in russia


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he might just have enough of /cyc/


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.2167 del
>>2166
maybe the conscription officers got him, he'll be posting an update under a ukraine flag later this month


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.2168 del
Came 4th on today's goomble without even changing the team, epic win for me of course. Although I have no idea how he got my flag correct.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.2169 del
Proper English grammar even in short sentences, English naming styles, picking *nglos when there are more obvious non-Anglo picks.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.2170 del


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.2171 del
>>2169
Oh yeah Blackmore and Pidcock. Decent picks to be fair.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.2172 del
this focaccia guy... pretty good


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.2173 del
Gianetti's french is pretty good. Actually impressed


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.2174 del
>>2173
Don't all Swiss know how to speak French


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.2175 del
That was the most blatant case of motor doping uve ever seen


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.2176 del
>>2174
I don't think swiss germans stoop to speaking french


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.2177 del
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this guy is easily worse then any of our resident schizos. some people get a sliver of human attention and are so starved of it that they milk it dry


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.2178 del
He does look a bit tired


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.2179 del
>>2177
The only surprising thing about this guy is that he seemingly isn't here. Then again, schizos being schizos, I also wouldn't be surprised if he was with a completely different persona.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.2180 del
>>2179
Dude is probably too old to know about 4chan


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.2181 del
>>2175
Why you post with a brit flag when you have a huge list of flags to choose from? Avoid the prejudice from other berts, it's a game changer. I cancelled my VPN last week.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.2182 del
Vauquelin is elite on climbs steeper than 10%. Kinda weird for a time trialist


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.2183 del
>>2181
What did he mean by this?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.2184 del
Belbros, our answer?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.2185 del
>>2184
>only Wallonia
I want either all of Belgium or nothing at all


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.2186 del
>>2184
the superport of rotterdam/antwerp would be cool that’s the only positive I can think of


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.2187 del
>>2185
If we have to take W*ut I also rather take nothing


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.2188 del
>>2184
I honestly feel very little kinship with dutch people, don't know why people do


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.2189 del
Bought padded boxer undies, will report how well they work vs actual chamois.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.2190 del
>>2188
Are there actual belgians like this? The annexing memes are either from french or dutch people


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.2191 del
>>2190
maybe in antwerp, but that place is filled with subhumans


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.2192 del
>>2189
why the change and not just stick with chamois?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.2193 del
>>2189
you should get a bertina to give your balls a good punching to see how effective they are


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.2194 del
>>2192
I have winter long bibs but in the summer I need to ride as naked as possible without going full Cipo or son of Abraham considering my butt in regular short shorts starts to feel the saddle at around 40km.
If it is possible I want to avoid regular summer bibs and all the extra fabric that comes with it.

Btw points are in, I am scraping and sending batsignals to Rusbert.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.2195 del
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>>2193
Blond tufts, again.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.2196 del
>>2190
No maybe some nutjobs


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.2197 del
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got roped into some 160km flat semi peleton ride for next week


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.2198 del
>>2197
isn't that easier compared to riding alone as long as you don't pull and just draft?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.2199 del
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>>2198
I think they expect me to take turns


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.2200 del
remcobros I dont feel so good about LBL


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.2201 del
I still think we should have a pizza competition, made easier we have a whole board to play with.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.2202 del
>>2197
>chute because some boomer is afraid and panic grab the brakes
Nothing personal


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.2203 del
>>2200
He really made his team work all day for this huh


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.2204 del
Now that I think about it, no declarations whatsoever from Remco since the race ended. He was more vocal after Amstel


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.2205 del
>>2204
you should check sporza


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.2206 del
>“It was a very difficult race,” Evenepoel says. “It was also the first time I cycled in the rain again. I actually felt super good the whole day, that's why we set a very high pace with the team.”
>But then Evenepoel made a mistake, according to himself. “I took off my raincoat too early. That made me cold in the final and I lost energy. I can only blame myself for that. When Tadej went, my legs locked up. I can only blame that on the cold, because before that I felt super good.”
>Evenepoel is therefore confidently heading to Liège-Bastogne-Liège next Sunday. “The feeling was good and the team was good. That is only motivating for Sunday.”

RemKING sisters, we're so fucking back


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.2207 del
>>2200
his escape at La Redoute and TT to the finish line worked flawlessly the last couple of years.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.2208 del
>>2200
I really hopes he can atleast follow for a while and isn't stuck in some slurping G2 group till pogacar is 3 minutes ahead


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.2209 del
>>2206
Kek he took off his raincoat right after Pogacar did it. Turns out it was too early for him


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.2210 del
>>2209
trains too much in spain, many cases of coldlets


so glad i stopped watching /// 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.2212 del
Pogacar wins the Ronde + Fleche double for the second time
Last rider to do that was that dirty doper Argentin in 1990
*spits*
But poga did it clean which makes it even more impressive
Lel
>watching this garbage unironically


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.2213 del
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/CYC/ GC >>2211


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.2214 del
>>2206
Hmm this sounds like a MORAL VICTORY to me!


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.2215 del
>>2214
Kek, even the rtbf podcast said this about remco at amstel. I thought this was a joke but maybe it's a belgian thing


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.2216 del
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>>2213
Bertacek will implode any time soon. This is above his power. Like Mohammed Yates in that Giro. It is coming


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.2217 del
>>2197
just say no innit


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.2218 del
>>2215
I think it's become something of a meme lately, heard them drop it a lot in commentary but in a forced way


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.2219 del
>>2206
>pogi fucking obliterates everyone
>'i couldnt follow only because i took off my rain coat too early'
im sure the fucking raincoat is what cost him 20 seconds on the mur


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.2220 del
>>2212
Well bert, as we know nutrition and chain lubricant have come a very long way so we can't compare it to past times.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.2221 del
>>2220
don't forget about the rounder wheels


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.2222 del
>>2218
Not my favorite one tbqh, sounds too much like sore looser to me


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.2223 del
>1. 26 years old
>2. 23 years old
>3. 25 years old
>4. 21 years old
>5. 24 years old
>6. 25 years old
>7. 22 years old
>8. 22 years old
>9. 25 years old
>10. 25 years old

boomer bros are we done for?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.2224 del
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>>2098
yes, it's me, rusbert. what psyop


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.2225 del
behold, the greatest endurance athlete of all time in his prime


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.2226 del
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>>2224
wrong flag


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.2227 del
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bros I thought we detested the small pancakes


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.2228 del
let me test something quick:
Stage
29 STÜSSI Colin +2:18
GC
22 (-2) STÜSSI Colin +3:56


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.2229 del
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>>2228
>STÜSSI
please don't


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.2230 del
ok guys, it's the real rusbert. he passed the test.
>>2224
there are berts who picked allah, van gils and van eetvelt


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.2231 del
anyway, caught a whole 15 sec of my girl avocado on live TV


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.2232 del
>>2231
>shizo's hag somehow also in the frame


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.2233 del
incredible scenes


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.2234 del
>>2231
we have sound here and I adapted your race posting format to make use of the color options and that you can post several files in the same post.

here's the template for tomorrows stage of the tour of the alps.
==Tour of the Alps== (2.Pro)
'''Stage 4’’’
Sillian - Obertilliach
''162.7km''

'''Startlist:'''
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/startlist

'''Live Stats:'''
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/stage-4/live

'''Road Book:'''
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1743578922/Roadbook-2025/Roadbook-2025.pdf?_i=AA

'''Technical Book:'''
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1744642308/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2.pdf?_i=AA

'''Current Leaders:'''
+STORER Michael/+
$CICCONE Giulio/$
@PICKERING Finlay/@
~SEIXAS Paul/~

'''Streams:'''
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / RAI / ORF / L'Équipe
''13:35 CET''


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.2235 del


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.2236 del
hmm should be

'''Stage 4'''

Stage 4


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.2237 del
>>2234
tbh don't see much point in adding sounds to most of these webms because commentary almost never worth it anyway


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.2238 del


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.2239 del
>>2238
do you have the chute of Skelly or how strange he moved around after it?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.2240 del
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>rusbert is found
GREAT news


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.2241 del
>>2231
followed by the retard's plastic monstrosity of all people


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.2242 del
>>2206
>not pedalling harder to heat himself up


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.2243 del
>>2239
ah yes, the chute


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.2244 del
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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.2245 del
>>2243
yup, skelly and flèche wallonne, not a good combo


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.2246 del
the impressive thing is that Jan Christen was involved in that chute and then flew up Cherave to blow up the peloton for Pogi and still finished 13th.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.2247 del


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.2248 del
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Welcome back
original Bertollo still missing, but how can he possibily find us without velogames


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.2249 del
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as a welcome gift, I'll add the template for Vuelta Asturias. also Sabgal neither sending Nych nor Reis.

==Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo== (2.1)
'''Stage 1'''
Oviedo - Llanes
''163.9km''

'''Startlist:'''
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2025/startlist

'''Live Stats:'''
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2025/stage-1/live

'''Road Book:'''
https://lavueltaasturias.com/sdc_download/2287/?key=gbui5ri3lllwr4dy6zsiyziqddueot

'''Official Vuelta Asturias Symphony:'''
[youtube]cxSob5vT3bk[/youtube]

'''Streams:'''
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
??? / ???
''13:35 CET''


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.2250 del
Only miss finnberts and we're good. Pretty sure we can find the aggressive one on weightweenie


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.2251 del
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Is it the real Rusbert???


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.2252 del
>>2250
Irishbert but he could just be drunk or something


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.2253 del
Hmm he did adjust his team for Fleche so most likely he is still alive


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.2254 del
>>2242
JAPAN! I really want to be japanese arigato sama-kun.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsGeQTaBfqg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XBzoHdb1-Qw [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cE7-jDEKtE4 [Embed]

>>2250
Irishbert also missing in action


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.2255 del
I have a sneaky suspicious irishbert is amongst us but he's just staying incognito for his own amusement, whilst worrying us sick. What is he like haha


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.2256 del
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> I don't know at the moment
> Look, I already feel better about yesterday's feeling, but a lot will still have to be done by Sunday

Van Gils picker in shambles, please adjust for LBL or stay in the mud


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.2257 del
Maybe we can have an advert posted somewhere at the rampas in the irish alps


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.2258 del
Lads I cannot begin to describe how desolate this past week has been. You truly do not know what you have until its gone. Of course I missed /lit/ and /fa/ and so on in diminishing significance, but I almost instantly realized that there is no place on the internet for talking about cycling equivalent to /cyc/. My emotional nadir this past week was seeing "Remco draws strength from Islam," and Remco smoking Wout 1v1, and having nowhere to go post "mashallah."


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.2259 del
>>2257
You mean to say we're assembling a /cyc/ rescue expedition?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.2260 del
There should be a thread created to dump cycling related images and webm's. Just a thread of Ian Stannards (joke).


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.2261 del
>>2259
wicklow mountains ---> kobenhavn ---> oulu


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.2262 del
>>2258
the pope dying without me being able to navel gaze at /x/'s reactions is a major blow to my psyche


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.2263 del
>>2256
>get massive contract
>immediately become a jobber
many such cases!


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.2264 del
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>>2261
We can get Swissberts rich banker dad to lend us his heli, Rusbert knows how to fly because he was a pilot in Afghanistan. Berts rappelling off the side of the heli, maybe we'll have a few paraberts chuting down across the mountains to do patrols.

SBS (special bert service)


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.2265 del
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I have been saying this. A Bert needs to hold a sign during a race. The website and paint a squeaker on it. It is the only way.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.2266 del
>>2265
I live close enough to ireland to go on a camping holiday and hammer roadside signs into the ground with a picture of his feet, living room and goombler team. And obviously a link to this site.

If we can pin down his training roads I'll embark on the quest, the expedition to save private Irishbert tomorrow. We can start with his ride profiles he'd post to identify which roads he trained on, also he posted a picture of a park he trained in so I'll hammer a sign in there too by the astroturf pitch.

If stalking is what it'll take, I'm all for it. I happen to possess those skills.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.2267 del
>>2264
the green ber(e)ts


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.2268 del
>lives in Ireland (supposedly)
>might actually be in Portugal
>around Dublin I think
>rides the inhumana rampas in what I assumed were the Wicklow Alps
there are not that many roads there, we could cover all the exits


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.2269 del
Alaphilippe Mur de Huy climbing time: 3'35"
Puck Pieterse Mur de Huy climbing time: 3'32"


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.2270 del
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Attack/acceleration spot of the last 15 Flèche winners


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.2271 del
>>2270
everytime i think im autistic about this sport i think of the people who compile this stuff for 30 likes on twitter. the real troopers


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.2272 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.2273 del
>>2269
hallo kijkers


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.2274 del
>>2251
well, yes. anyway, some webms I made in meantime


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.2275 del
>dumb japs


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.2276 del
nothing like quick nap during busy race day


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.2277 del


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.2278 del
cagies, who needs them


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.2279 del
tramadol is hell of a drug


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.2280 del
>I walk a lonely road


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.2281 del


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.2282 del
>>2274
overall Giro d'Abruzzo turned to be very scenic race


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.2283 del


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.2284 del
some dumb chutes


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.2285 del
KWAB


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.2286 del


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.2287 del
bribing race director


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.2288 del
nice archival assassination by motard


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.2289 del
>amstel


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.2290 del
minus glasses, 250 CHF and 15 puntos


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.2291 del
death in the tunnel


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.2292 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.2293 del
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Zdrastie nazad!

Rusbert got the message, I hoped after winning he would scroll just enough to see my team name.
Wonder if I have to put real names of the Finns into it for them to catch on.
Don't know Irishguy's real name though.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.2294 del
>>2293
yeah, it worked. I only decided to check standing for fleche, because I had a feeling my team finally performed well kek


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.2295 del
>>2292
You stayed a full week without cyc. I assume you have achieved so much


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.2296 del
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>>2295
I changed transmission on me commuter


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.2297 del
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>4 Jours de Dunkerque once again has more than 4 stages


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.2298 del
>“It actually started back in November with a knee injury caused by switching to new equipment. It wasn’t too serious at first, but I was still dealing with the aftermath of a heavy crash in the BEMER Cyclassics last season. I bruised my kidney and broke some ribs in that crash, so it was a bit of a false start. I had a good training camp in December, but when the time trial bikes arrived in January, the problems started all over again. My knee pain got much worse then, and I could barely do anything for three weeks.”

Mauro Schmid also had knee issues after switching from Soudal–Quick-Step to Jayco–AlUla, also due to the new equipment. Are you and the team now being more critical about that?

>Yeah, for sure. I don’t want to pat myself on the back, but especially the second time, when we started riding the new time trial bikes during training camp, I really didn’t think it was a good idea. You’re already doing long hours there, and that’s when issues can happen. But these things happen, and I think the team will learn from it. They’ll understand that it’s probably not the smartest move to do a 30-hour training week on a brand-new bike setup.”

Team kneepain gaining ground on team backpain this season


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.2299 del
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>Pierbattista Pizzaballa
maybe UCI got their horrendous name generator straight from Vatican


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.2300 del
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>>2299
dude be like, "I'm Pepperoni Pizzapasta, from Italy!". yeah, no shit


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.2301 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.2302 del
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>>2292
Glad you found us Rusbert


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.2303 del
<See you soon!
What did 4chin mean by this.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.2304 del
>>2303
New batch of glowie mods are ready


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.2305 del
>Jonas Vingegaard will return to racing at the Critérium du Dauphiné, taking place from June 8 to 15. He will face Tadej Pogačar, who is also set to start in the race (Gazzetta).


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.2306 del
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ok, this is pretty based


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.2307 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.2308 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.2309 del
>>2305
Meanwhile his boss shills one cycling because the big riders don't race enough against each other
Dude rides less than froomedawg


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.2310 del
>>2309
the more you stay at Teide, the harder it's to stay away from it


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.2311 del
>>>2303
>please don’t stay on your altchans


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.2312 del
>>2306
Yeah, I dig it.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.2313 del
>>2306
>>2308
Very nice


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.2314 del
>>2306
It's supposed to be burger riders riding in that jersey not norgays


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.2315 del
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Toad


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.2316 del
>>2260
be the change you want to see


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.2317 del
for full clarity - schizo brit is currently postin A LOT with the Austrian flag, not that anybody starts thinking habsbert or stolen bike bert are now also mentally gone


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.2318 del
>>2317
It's not that hard to realize it's him if you've been here long enough


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.2319 del
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>>2315
>bygma balls


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.2320 del
French xitter is going crazy over Pog's win. Tbh I don't understand why this one in particular is so shocking


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.2321 del
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>>2320
the way he just rode away staying in the saddle all the time was really impressive ngl >>2233
kinda reminded me of Poel's e-biking on that corner


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.2322 del
>>2321
I don't think it looks similar. Poels's bike looks like it's going on its own while Pog is visibly stomping the pedals. On a wet road on high gradients it's more effective to stay on the saddle


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.2323 del
>>2320
Just the visual aspect made it seem dopage, going fast while the others are almost at a standstill


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.2324 del


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.2325 del
>>2323
Wild flag this place suddenly gave me


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.2326 del
>>2322
I just meant how unreal it looked


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.2327 del
>>2320
It's just remco fan seething. His paris Roubaix was much more impressive


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.2328 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.2329 del
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>>2322
squeaking or awestruck?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.2330 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.2331 del
>>2330
Big Brad


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.2332 del
>>2325
You're not fooling anyone, 'bert'


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.2333 del
>2 more monuments to go
This year has flown


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.2334 del
>>2332
Sir please


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.2335 del
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>>2331
missed your webms bert, glad you're back


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.2336 del
it might come back soon though, big reunion with our finnish and irish berts incoming


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.2337 del
>>2336
I like it here more


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.2338 del
>>2337
Same, at least fignon retard has been banned. Makes you wonder really how he could avoid the bans at 4chan


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.2339 del
>>2337
Yes this is a better environment
>create /cyc/ threads for a month or two
>encourage migration
>ultimately give up on 4cuck

>>2338
I don't believe we've crossed that bridge just yet, that was another burger


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.2340 del
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>>2336
>proceed spending another month to update php


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.2341 del
>>2339
Only problem is we're closing out on new berts. Maybe just going to 4chan for the tdf and then advertising this place there


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.2342 del
>>2337
It is very comfy, also nice to have a whole board for ourselves. But we'll never get new people here... I mean it's not always a bad thing to get new frens: the polebert was a very good signing for example.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.2343 del
>>2338
He was the only guy I reported there and I did it constantly.
I don't think I ever saw any of his posts get deleted the last few months


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.2344 del
>>2342
it’s true our reach will be forever limited to newfrens and I’ll follow wherever berts go.. I also understand that our janny doesn’t want to do this forever so you get that problem to.
Still it’s very nice here


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.2345 del
>i am now getting frauds recommended


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.2346 del
>>2343
I also reported him constantly. He was probably a janny or something


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.2347 del
>>2341
network effect is brutal. alt chans can have so many quality of life features and in the end it doesn't matter if there is nobody posting there. Only a big general like /f1/ can pull that off being on a site I've never heard of before (wapchan if you were wondering).
If there's a chan with an active sports board besides 4hack and sharty, we should consider joining them. Until then I enjoy our little bunker here.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.2348 del
>>2341
not a superfan of promoting this place you’ll invite bad actors shitposters


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.2349 del
>>2341
Yes the tour threads seem to be a good start. It is difficult, I've seen this issue before. But cyc is more of a core poster thread and it's very uncommon to have a place to discuss without a name attached so I don't think it'll bleed users like the other groups I made/was part of. It could be up to us to create a slow cyc throughout the season, then post for the TdF on /sp/ as you say. I recall a lot of tourists, a lot. A 1 bert conversion rate a year would be enough because few ever leave I think. Therefore I don't think this is a particularly big issue.

We also need to convince Mou to finally join.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.2350 del
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>>2341
>>2347
Yep, active user number is only going to go down bar the one random endchan user stumbling here, posting and staying, maybe once a year.
Surely we're setting up an embassy, an Ellis Island, on neo-4chan but this thing here is tailored for the sekrit club of vetted knowers purpose. It will just run out of steam eventually, the circle of life never ceases to roll and fresh blood has to flow.
>>2342
Sei troppo educato.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.2351 del
>>2349
why don’t you just post under your british flag


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.2352 del
/sp/ and 4cuck jannies will be briefed to totally destroy all emigration links, expect copious 7 day bans.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.2353 del
>>2351
I do actually have belgian genes down the line so I am part of the club, I'm a waloon or flandrian or some shit. We shouldn't have geoflags, we should have genetic flags.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.2354 del
I don't like this new chan. Too messy layout, my custom css and blockers don't like it. I rather go back to 4chan where it's all familiar.
But I'm an autist so there's that.

Also, trying to migrate people never ever works.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.2355 del
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>>2353
In that case I want the true Flanders flag for myself and all fake Flemish (looking at you antwerp, limburgers and friends) gtfo


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.2356 del
I like it here too but the problem with some obscure site like this is that it can just disappear overnight and never come back. All our beautiful posts gone, like tears in rain


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.2357 del
Arensman on a massive raid


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.2358 del
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Arensgod seems to be DESTROYING the whole field


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.2359 del
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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/donkere-wolken-boven-noodlijdend-arkea-bb-hotels-op-weg-naar-de-ondergang

According to HuBERT it is over. Arkea is gone, dead. First comment is a Wielerflits CHAD suggesting Vauquelin to Visma


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.2360 del
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nice


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.2361 del
What the fuck, Storer just gained a minute in a minute. This is not normal


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.2362 del
What a crazy stage


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.2363 del
>>2360
No these are the Alps, Rusbert. Nice is on the coast


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.2364 del
Storer absolutely pas normal


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.2365 del
Seixas NOWHERE to be found


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.2366 del
Tour of the Alps is almost always kino GC
No dopeurs to ruin the fun


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.2367 del
This is exceptional Giro goombling bait


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.2368 del
Just runners going solo all over the place, living in the moment


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.2369 del
>>2365
Sacrificed for Gall


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.2370 del
it's over for Storer


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.2371 del
just woke up arensman dopage


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.2372 del
Funny how cyc always complains the most about kino stage races


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.2373 del
>>2372
whose complaining


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.2374 del
Storer is going to be 18 fucking points or something


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.2375 del
>>2373
People were saying the parcours is shit


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.2376 del
STORER looks like he's on an evening stroll but is not normal
Meanwhile Richie TELLO and DOUBLE are getting lachee'd


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.2377 del
bowman going back to help DOUBLE


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.2378 del
>>2375
good point, forgot about that. to be Fair, only one uphill finish and all the valleys could be improved. runners make the race innit


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.2379 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.2380 del
Attaque de Gall (pas normal)


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.2381 del
The grupo principal is still bleeding time on the solitary dutch hero


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.2382 del
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I AM expecting rain and thunder TODAY. Not this SHIT.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.2383 del
caruso/ciccone best of the rest


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.2384 del
If this is correct then Gee is CRACKED!!!


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.2385 del
>>2382
>Ostrawa
This will trigger Bertacek


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.2386 del
>hindley
this guy rides like he's on strike ever since roglic joined bora


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.2387 del
STOP BREATHING INTO THE FUCKING MICROPHONE


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.2388 del
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forbidden marshmallows


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.2389 del
storer back in virtual GC


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.2390 del
>>2387
That'd be blythe the blithering idiot


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.2391 del
>>2385
I don't think he will give a lot of FUCKS for the Moravian-Silesians.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.2392 del
Het is man tegen man Renaat


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.2393 del
caruso goes solo


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.2394 del
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>il vecchio lupo della Sicilia


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.2395 del
>>2348
but also potential frens, why gatekeep


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.2396 del
Italian GPS going crazy


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.2397 del
Everybody CRACKED, Arensgod THERMONUCLEAR


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.2398 del
how much do i trust RAI timing


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.2399 del
a real dutch man might win a race


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.2400 del
if arensgod wins GC on a rainy mountain raid does it remove his mental midget status


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.2401 del
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Arensman wins


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.2402 del
MOTOPACING


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.2403 del
>>2400
Tom Dumoulin is on his way to break him down again


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.2404 del
We are BACK


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.2405 del
propah kino this


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.2406 del
Did not expect Ciccone to lose a sprint to Gall, he must've been feeling really bad


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.2407 del
>giro contenders wasting all their matches in the freezing alps
the real winner of this race is the catkiller for DNF'ing early, italian giro win looking good


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.2408 del
At least we know now already that Seixas is a fraud


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.2409 del
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top 10


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.2410 del
arseman looks 10 years older suddenly


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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.2412 del
Seixas +10:16


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.2413 del
Adam blythe's nostrils whistling into the mic, what a cunt


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.2414 del
Unless they finished right after grupo VANHUFFEL, about 50 (fifty) runners were OTL


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.2415 del
>>2414
According to first cycling they all finished just in time, too bad


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.2416 del
>>2415
PCS in shambles again


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.2417 del
gall is such a washed weakmind


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.2418 del
Fr**me kept 5 runners behind him, among them the mighty ISHIBASHI again. Are these insignificant results?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.2419 del
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>31 STÜSSI Colin +24:09


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.2420 del
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>>2418
amazing consistency


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.2421 del
mr consistency


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.2422 del
>>2420
>>2421
that exponential back-off of the auto refresh is really annoying


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.2423 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.2424 del
Good enough for the Czech Tour.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.2425 del
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derek gee strava file for last 1hr45 today. hard stuff


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.2426 del
>>2425
low heartrate


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.2427 del
>>2426
what blood as thick as jelly does to a mfer


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>>2429
Burgers?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.2431 del
>see you soon


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.2432 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.2435 del
We still don't have the official stance on racism from our new overlord, the BO swede. I for one vote for racism to be acceptable and a non-bannable offence.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.2436 del
On that note, where are all the danes? We seem to now have zero danes except the goomble champ.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.2437 del
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Suffering builds character they said


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.2438 del
>>2436
vinge and mads arent racing


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.2439 del
UAE humbled by CRAS


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.2440 del
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The boring status quo goombling.
You can also pick Skjelly or Bardet.
Or a Tronchon, Livyns.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.2442 del
>>2441
I would applaud any non-Pogicaca team which actually intends on competing.

Schizobrit grammar/phrasing check on that. I only realize how sloppy I am with my ESL when I get to see even simple verbs from Brits.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.2443 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.2444 del
pog should be 40 pointos next year. veloman wont but he should


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.2445 del
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Ciclismo


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.2446 del
>>2444
I think it would be better if he just made the guys that usually finish 5th-12th cheaper (currently arround 16 to 22 pts). Then you'd actually be able to maybe build a competitive team without being forced to blow more than two thirds of the budget on two riders.

However, this might cause a problem in races where the big boys don't appear and the top dogs are the 2nd/3rd tier guys. Honestly, this whole problem exists because of the fixed prices for every race.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.2447 del
>>2446
This. 1th is as many points as 6-7. I don't think 6 and 7 will cost 34 points on sunday


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.2448 del
>>2445
looks like bohemian mountainside


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.2449 del
>>2446
true. inevitably the issue is that spending points on the big boys removes the ability to make interesting teams, goombling is the most fun and engaging when there's actual parity between the pickable riders. either we have some ban system or change the whole points distribution

>>2447
yes but will you know which ones. half the use of picking pog is even if he doesn't win, he wont get caught up in a larger group or he'll outsprint them anyway. much less risk then any of the 20- pointers


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.2450 del
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I don't like using my Spanish flag anymore now that schizobrit is using it too sometimes


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.2451 del
>>2446
you rarely reach 100 points in those other races anyway unless it's a sprint race


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.2452 del
Romandie soon. Wonder how much Remco will cost.

>>2450
Schizobonger will use it too, like virtually all others, but directly above is Norbert.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.2453 del
>>2452
Yes, it's me.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.2454 del
>>2452
I feel like Remco won't have his climbing legs and some guy like Onley will win on Thyon 2000


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.2455 del
>>2448
It's green this year the weather has been shit


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.2456 del
>>2455
Kek the flags are completely wild, I've had like 10 flags but not the french one


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.2457 del
>>2454
with 2 time trials he could probably afford to lose a lot on Onley


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.2458 del
>>2456
Do you phonepost?
Do you use endchan.org?
Do you use VPN?


Bert Admin 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.2459 del
>>2458
Forgot role signature. I'm not trying to datamine I'm curious about the issue.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.2460 del
>>2458
No to all. Let's see what .org does


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.2461 del
Wow the legend Steff CRAS actually won a race


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.2462 del
>It has been forty years since a Frenchman last won the Tour. So Seixas is being presented as the next French Tour winner, whether he wants to or not. “This is also being discussed within our team,” Naesen confirms. “There is a plan within the team to win the Tour in 2028 and it all revolves around Paul. That was also expressed by our CEO and also by Paul. He sat there as if he was in school. He listened to the school principal who was reading the objectives for the year. It all seems so natural to him. I also don't have the feeling that he is under pressure. You can see that in the Tour of the Alps. He is competing for the victories as if it is all normal, against guys who are preparing for the Giro. While he is still only eighteen years old. Crazy, huh! He is on track to build an incredible career.”

>only Belgians are schiz-


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.2463 del
>>2462
Based believers


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.2464 del
>>2462
whatever happened to Léo Bisiaux aka the previous sexass


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.2465 del
>>2463
I wonder what the plan is. "I hope we win"?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.2466 del
>>2458
I think it’s phoneposting


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.2467 del
test


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.2468 del
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I just learned about this place. I was very excited to share some laughs about 2out's finish at De Brabantse Pijl but I'm sure you've all already had your laughs.

Anyway, I also have a VERY nice bottle of Champagne chilling for when the real 4chan is back and to celebrate the return of /WORLD TOUR WINES/


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.2469 del
>>2459
the flag issue on endchan is pretty old, didn't you notice it on >>>/kc/ ?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.2470 del
>>2464
He's more a puncher tbqh


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.2471 del
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>>2461
>At 29, Steff Cras wipes out the zero with a first pro win in the Tour of Asturias
>Soler choked
kek


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.2472 del
>>2457
Well, the first is a 3.4km prologue, it's a TT for leadout/track guys. I wouldn't even be surprised if he doesn't win it.

But yeah, Onley is quite shit at TTing so he'll lose like 1:30 in the actual TT.


Bert Admin 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.2473 del
>>2460
Do you have IPv6 address?

>>2466
+1

>>2469
Sometimes. Most people have no problems. We updated geoloc db after you guys arrived.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.2474 del
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>4chan goes down
>Don't find this place until now
>Make Veloteams without any burden of psyops
>Continue inching my way towards the /ELITE/ top ten


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.2475 del
>>2458
No. But now I do.
No.
No. Dynamic IP.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.2476 del
>>2475
Oh I see. I use phone hotspot all the time.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.2477 del
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This is very strange, I sort of like having a whole board to spread out and the imageposting is obviously better.

But we will wither and perish on the vine if we stay here after 4chan back up


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.2478 del
>>2473
>Do you have IPv6 address?
No idea what this is, but apparently I do


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.2479 del
>>2272
little baked bean teeth


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.2480 del
>>2466
I get my real flag when I phonepost.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.2481 del
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In other news while I was away, I was recently served this schnitzel. For scale, it measures about 2 x 5 x 0.3 cm


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.2482 del
>>2480
I get france on my computer and something random like china or usa on my phone lol


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.2483 del
>>2481
they use small plates in Vienna to make the already big Schnitzels look even bigger. so wtf is this?


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>>2473
>We updated geoloc db after you guys arrived
Very nice! Let's see my current flag...


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.2485 del
>>2481
grim portion son, can't ride off that


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.2486 del
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>>2481
I was also recently served this oyster po' boy.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.2487 del
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>>2484
From Sweden to France... What?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.2488 del
The resolution to flags is just to pick any you feel like. Sometimes I'm french, sometimes I'm dutch. Sometimes I'm austrian and sometimes I'm german. I don't think flags matter too much. I can tell most of you apart through images, post styles etc.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.2489 del
>>2488
today I feel WADA


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.2490 del
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>>2488
>that flag
Tell me about Mt. Teide.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.2491 del
adding fromage and ham to your schnitzel and you get a Cordon Bleu


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.2492 del
For example that belgian who seems to have it in for me big time, I can spot him a mile off. I imagine he is Jarno Widar, a seething little swarthy manlet. I know he actually does like me, it's all an act. But that's beside the point. Many many many berts are easily spottable in the wild.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.2493 del
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>>2492
>>2492
okay who am I then


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.2494 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.2495 del
>>2471
fitting for cras' first pro win to be a mickey mouse 2.1


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.2496 del
Lmao who pays 10k for a one week trip


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.2497 del
>>2482
its been working consistently for me but now suddenly im a german today. very Odd.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.2498 del
>>2496
If it's food and lodging included, that's not bad for a luxury trip.

A lot of luxury hotels will be $500-$1000 per night, then add food, tour, and transportation costs...

However, if it's ~$8k for just bike and guide, that's horrible price


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.2499 del
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>>2498
>>2496
>all inclusive
>daily bike wash for your rented pinarello
>full massage service
>custom kit
made for anglophone dentists


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.2500 del
>>2498
It's all included but for that price you better have michelin stars every meal, especially in france or italy


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.2501 del
>>2499
kek that bike wash is just there to fill it up, if I'm paying 10k for a trip I ain't washing no bike


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.2502 del
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>>2499
If the food was good (i.e. Michelin guide level), I would do that (as an anglophone dentist sort of type)


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.2503 del
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>>2499
awful lot of asterisks


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.2504 del
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Why didn't we get a Tour of the Alps velogame


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.2505 del
>>2504
What do you mean. Did you forget to make a team lol


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.2506 del
>>2504
you didnt make a team?


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.2507 del
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Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.2508 del
>>2504
it's on the bert.velogames site alongside the Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo velogame


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.2509 del
>>2502
Damn Americans really do earn too much money. I'm glad trump is fixing that


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.2510 del
>>2508
>COBO Iván: 16 velocoins


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.2511 del
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>>2509
Listen buddy, take it up with the /cyc/ office board of directors. I don't set my salary.


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.2512 del
German coomer revealed!


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.2515 del
>>2493
I think you are irishbert


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.2516 del
Test post (secretly rolling for japan flag)


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.2517 del
>>2516
Rookie


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.2518 del
>>2516
show benis


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.2519 del
Liege-Bastogne-Liege OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.4
>Evenepoel 5
>Skejlmose 17
>Healy 19
>Pidcock 26
>Nys 29
>Bardet 41
>Carapaz 41
>Ciccone 51
>Gregogre 51
>Bernal Gomez 67
>Vauquelin 67
>Buitrago 81
>Paret-Peintre 81
...
>Gils 126
>Martinez 126
>Christen 126
>Eetvelt 151
>Allah 151
>Schmid 201
>Mas Nicolau 201
>Scaroni 201
>Martinez Povidla 251


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.2520 del
>>2519
I just never know whether these are actual goombling odds or just psyops


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.2521 del
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>>2520
it's OFFICIAL


Bert 04/24/2025 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.2522 del
>>2520
Bertacek officially makes these up, PPATTT


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.2523 del
new england's finest kieran HAUG takes the lead in the prestigious tour of the GILA. another exciting edition of america's greatest (and only) UCI stage race.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.2524 del
>>2522
And then Axelgaard copies them


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.2527 del
>>2526
Will Hymen Arensman succumb to the pressure?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.2528 del
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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.2529 del
>>2528
More like D'or et D'opage


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.2530 del
Basically the only decision to make


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.2531 del
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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.2532 del
>>2530
Consider this


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.2533 del
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>>2530
If I pick Skjelly, he will DNF.
The same with Healy.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.2534 del
>>2532
George should use Guillaume's real name. This is a bit mysoginistic


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.2535 del
>>2533
As long as you don't pick gregoire I'm OK


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.2536 del
>>2535
TGD


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.2537 del
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this sport gets more retarded by the day


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.2538 del
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>>2537
>do this shit
>"wtf is wrong with my iliac arteries?"


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.2539 del
>>2537
After the monoxide ban they've moved on to the next slightly dangerous thing


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.2540 del
This NEET shit is cool. Neat, if you will.
Should get some passive income and just retire already.
Don't think I will go schizo like the Brit.
Although you could ask if it was chicken or the egg situation with him.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.2541 del
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If I was busy working I wouldn't learn Autismbert had a whaling accident.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.2542 del
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>>2541
This happened years ago


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.2543 del
yes well


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.2544 del
>>2543
Doesn't seem that bad, Rusbert rides through this when it's -40


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.2545 del
>>2543
You still got weather window. It is raining slightly here but there was no storms yesterday.
I would like it to continue in the evening, got a bit of whisky itch the scratch.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.2546 del
>>2544
>average belgian commute


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.2547 del
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>>2546
>average belgian road


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.2548 del
>>2546
>>2547
Already? Need to get them polderbullies to get your dykes right.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.2549 del
>>2540
It's decent to be honest, the key I think to neethood is being able/willing to dip in and out. Sometimes it's good to work, meet people and have fun. As soon as it stops being fun and becomes a task, just return to neethood. And then you repeat. Work shouldn't be just to live, there is vast wealth in society tha people should only need to work part time. But then that causes (((them))) a few other issues. It is not a matter of productivity within a society because most jobs are completely worthless and a waste of time. I get 1200 a month now I think they upped it because I'm a certified spacker. Considering 1600-1800 is minimum wage, that's good as I pay no rent.

It'd be nice to be a neet without severe mental elves because it'd get more done and more enjoyable. Some days I can't get out of bed and think there is a grand conspiracy against me. There may well be, I don't know. But if I was a functional neet, I'd be a semi-pro cyclist by now because that's really all I ever wanted. But I am not capable.

But if it's between neethood and wagery, I pick neethood every single time. The desperation of wagery is really disgusting and most workplaces abuse their staff in one way or another. They try new meds on me now to see if that will help but we'll see. I know of a few poles who came over and got on bennies whilst working part time. Although they are actually mental.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.2550 del
We should all move to japan and start a /cyc/ content house. Imagine the epic rides and goofy gadgets we can mess around with. Japanese cycling gf for every bert who wants one (which is every bert).


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.2551 del
cyclassics is now called ADAC cyclassics. yes, that's the German automobile club.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.2552 del
SEIXAS, KAMNA, PICKERING, HERZOG, BOWMAN, BAIS, BIRDSONG and others at the Spitze in the Alps
Guess GALL no longer needs his most trusted gregario


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.2553 del
Hello fellow Berts, /pinot/bert here. Randomly I came across this place, didn't even think to check Velogames or anything for signs... Feels good to be "home". Healy is gonna win LBL btw


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.2554 del
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Google knows everything you do. Since I have been playing KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE I keep getting ads for some shit called Castle Fest or something. It shows all these gigachads in elaborate costumes and half naked elf girls. But I somehow have a feeling that when you actually go there it is just going to be fat chicks and neckbeards.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.2555 del
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>>2553
How do you come here randomly. That seems impossible


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.2556 del
>>2554
>there are berts out there that can't deal with ads
we truly are the boomer general


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.2557 del
>>2555
Can't you see the blond tufts sticking out?
Bet schizobrit pronounces 'but' like 'boot'.


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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.2559 del
The only annoying thing is to remember to switch flag before I post, I guess my brety gud fake American accent did this.
I still can't say 'literally' like a Californian though.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.2560 del
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Emil HERZOG now that was a top jockey.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.2561 del
>>2555
Sometimes I type in random words in the address bar


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.2562 del
>>2555
Went down a rabbit hole of imageboards hoping to find /cyc/ somewhere and came here through a post on 8chan or something.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.2563 del
Lennergy will win today


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.2564 del
Maybe not the strongest but for sure the trustiest


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.2565 del
>>2564
I love how UAE keeps using a pic of McNulty from like five years ago instead of his current revolting form


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.2566 del
>>2564
Why no Christen?? He was so good in Fleche


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.2567 del
>>2564
mcnuggets might be the ugliest person on the earth


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.2568 del
>>2566
he's doing Romandie, so no time being pogi's bottom bitch one more time


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.2569 del


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>>2569
They probably keep taking new photos and are like nah can't show that on tv


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.2571 del
>>2547
wtf happened there


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.2572 del
>>2571
flash floods


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.2573 del
WE LIVE IN TIROL


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.2574 del
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When we are back on the real site we need to talk about what to do with the missing Berts. The fact that they are not here means they did NOT pay attention. There are not many crimes bigger than that on /cyc/


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.2575 del
>>2560
ynr him sonning morgado in WC's


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.2577 del
Remco nooo, don't do it


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.2578 del
>>2576
ASO could never


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.2579 del
>>2576
made for rickytello


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.2580 del
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what happened there, moto crash?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.2581 del
>>2573
I wished


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.2582 del
>>2577
3 race days, 2 losses, 2 excuses


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.2583 del
Fulgsang has been a pro since before Sexe ass was born


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.2584 del
Why isn't Ineos letting this one go? No boni today?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.2585 del
Nasty climb


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.2586 del
TUDOR TRAIN


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.2587 del
>>2555
pretty sure you can find this place with some key words in google “cycling image board” maybe adding “bert”


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.2588 del
not normal


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.2589 del
>>2585
Just looked at it on google maps, look at what they could have added on top of it


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.2590 del
Almost lache.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.2591 del
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Superdomestique STORK dropping superstar ARSENMAN


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.2592 del
not normal


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.2593 del
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happenings


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.2594 del
>>2592
I'm getting padun vibes


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.2595 del
>arensman teammates: kimmy heiduk, AJ August, old man castro, lesser rodriguez
hes fucked


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.2596 del
Kek, this race has been undistilled ciclismo kino. No cringy watts-watching wankery just pure racing


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.2597 del
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>>2594
One might even say we are all feeling a little stupid


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.2598 del
eriksson satellite to pace the valley. imagine


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.2599 del
Bardet taking it easy for liege


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.2600 del
I like how Storer was nuclear at DSM, then was shit for 2 years at FDJ, then became nuclear again when he left FDJ


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.2601 del
grupo principal once again nowhere to be seen


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.2602 del
Beautiful climb


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.2603 del
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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.2604 del
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>some superstars there including lenny kamna and joseba fuglsang
hey that's my line


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.2605 del
>>2589
thats the exact profile I did a half-everesting on in 2023, love me rampas like that


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.2606 del
Good parcours (no mountain top finish) = good race


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.2608 del
Since when does PCS AI do W/kg estimates


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.2609 del
>>2607
gooombler


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.2610 del
>>2607
kwab


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.2611 del
I obviously don't gamble but ti's rare seeing decent odds. Pogi tdf odds are 1.3 which is ridiculous


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.2612 del
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>>2597
>7 W/kg
Hehe, it doesn't say for how long!

also
>Kg not kg


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.2613 del
Tudor strong today


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.2614 del
>>2612
Has she been bulking?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.2615 del
>>2611
Those odds aren't that good for a GT with 2 ITT's and roglic at the start


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.2616 del
how fraudulent are gall/ciccone/etc jesus. adjusted


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.2617 del
>it's more that a minute now
c'est fini


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.2618 del
This Storer performance is absolute BULLSHIT. SQUEAK


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.2619 del
A little bit of slurping coming from G1 and STORER might as well win the stage


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.2620 del
Damn arensfraud turbowashed after looking good for a day


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.2621 del
Storer can podium the Giro


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.2622 del
>>2621
Has to overcome the Tour of the Alps curse first


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.2623 del
Why are Decathlon's DS so dumb


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.2624 del
SEIXAS
E
I
X
A
S


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.2625 del
SEIXAS
STORROR
HERZOG


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.2626 del
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Seixas goes


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.2627 del
Seixas is crazy good


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.2628 del
Best 18 year old rider in history


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.2629 del
Maybe we finally have our next winner of le tour


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.2630 del
>>2629
Prodhomme?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.2631 del
BETRAYAL


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.2632 del
decathlon is back on good stuff


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.2633 del
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>nella kurwa Felix Gall


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.2634 del
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Gall ultras thinking one of them have to be Gall


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.2635 del
>>2629
how biased can ASO make the tdf to him. would the course just be all long efforts and no punch so pog can get granon'd? if so based


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.2636 del
what happenned to the notorious ü*? he was good the first two days


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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.2638 del
>>2636
Certain someone arrived here.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.2639 del
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UCI squeaking right now


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.2640 del
Dopeathlon reminding us of the dirty 2000s. This is Saunier Duval style


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.2641 del
love all of the ass shots thank you RAI


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.2642 del
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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.2643 del
prude homie wins 100%


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.2644 del
do they give it to prudhomme or sexass


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.2645 del
>>2644
prude never won a single race, they have to give it to him


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.2646 del
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he can be proud homme


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.2647 del
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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.2648 del
lame. should've sprinted for it


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.2649 del
first superloyaldomestique secured for the sexass tdf team


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.2650 del
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Storer wins the GC


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.2651 del
sexi should have pipped him on the line as a prank


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.2652 del
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big victory for blood flow restriction, the future of ciclismo


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.2653 del
>>2646
That's literally what his name means


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.2654 del
>storer bikethrow alone while a million minutes up on GC
this guy has some sort of competitive robotic autism. love it. hes cute too


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.2655 del
It was a great race like usual. I love this race.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.2656 del
Smart thinking by Arensman dodging the curse. He's now on track for a solid top 5 GC finish in the Giro


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.2657 del
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top 10


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.2658 del
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I can't stand Fleischkäse.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.2659 del
Seixas can win the tour


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.2660 del
>sexass was born 24th September 2006


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.2661 del
if you don't believe in Seixas winning the Tour, you don't believe in anything.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.2662 del
at least he's being a good sport about it


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.2663 del
>>2660
younger than oblivion


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.2664 del
The difference between a clean Dutch rider and a doped Australian shitbag. Yesterday completely dead and "suddenly" resurrected. Sure, whatever let him do a holdup. But show decency in the Giro or there WILL be consequences


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.2665 del
>>2662
cant decide if to respek or to kwab. why not both


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.2666 del
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Quickstep will ride Liège in this jersey


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.2667 del
>>2666
terrible


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.2668 del
>>2666
Is Pogi buying the team?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.2669 del
>>2664
>Yesterday completely dead
? He dropped everyone 30k from the finish


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.2670 del
Nicholas seems really nice and likable, autist too maybe


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.2671 del
>>2666
Tinkoff 2016


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.2672 del
>>2669
Did you not see him after the finish? In the end he lost time again. He cracked


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.2673 del
>>2658
maybe because thats not Fleischkäse, picrel is echter Fleischkäse. Thats my breakfast every single day since I am 10 years old


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.2674 del
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he's taking his time


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.2675 del
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GC


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.2676 del
>>2675
grandtouresque gaps
what a great race this has been these past few years


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.2677 del
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Visma TdF jersey


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.2678 del
>>2674
clumsy virgin


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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.2680 del
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future French superstar


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.2681 del
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Pool's closed


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.2682 del
>>2677
>>2679
>Your Name Here
Always the gayest and lamest manoeuvres to look like the people's team.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.2683 del
>Paul Seixas après la victoire de Prodhomme: "L'équipe voulait que ça soit moi qui gagne, j'ai dit 'non, Nico la mérite plus que moi'! Je sais que je vais encore progresser. Il marche très fort mais on sait jamais. Ça me fait extrêmement plaisir de lui laisser aujourd'hui


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.2684 del
>>2682
Only 85€ for a jersey and you can have your name on it!


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.2685 del
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I find that creepy. yeah, it's normal for the Catholic church to exhibit their saints and popes bones. and Lenin is still going strong.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.2686 del
>>2683
Decathlon DS have an IQ of 70


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.2687 del
>>2686
Always remind me of the 2020 flanders behind the scene where the DS spent the entire race insulting Naesens


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.2688 del
>>2677
looks AI


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.2689 del
christoperus FROOME didnt even make grupo ISHIBASHI today, finished two minutse behind in grupo STEHLI.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.2690 del
>>2677
>>2679
BOOOOOOOO


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.2691 del
>>2689
still ahead of EULALIU tho


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.2692 del
>>2689
Finishing the race is irrelevant to you? I'll let you know that 24 (TWENTY FOUR) riders didn't finish.
Meanwhile, our Froome, with all his experience and race sense, rode a controlled pace to finish in a respectable 76th in GC.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.2693 del
>>2686
>do everything you can to suck up one of the greatest french prospects ever
if sexass wanted to strip naked and have prodhomme wife carry him across the line they wouldve/shouldve said yes. they'd sacrifice ten prodhommes on the altar for one seixas, makes sense to give it to him from a team perspective. obviously a bit dishonorabu THOUGH


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.2694 del
>>2664
If you ain't dopin', you ain't copin'.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.2695 del
Seixas at baby Giro will be like Pog at the regular Giro


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.2696 del
>>2608
Tymen puts his watts on strava. PCS estimators were only off by 80 watts lmao


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.2697 del
>order a few groceries
>arrive within 10 minutes
Gig economy is fucking mental, only cost me 3 pound too. This whole 'capitalism' thing is kinda based when you're a neet.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.2698 del
>>2697
>pound
>C - Denmark
please try at least a little bit


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.2699 del
>>2677
new ‘out


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.2700 del
>>2685
memento mori


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.2701 del
>>2695
>We regret to inform you that PCS LIVE STATS for this race will not be available. Due to insufficient information provided by the race organization, we are unable to ensure the standard of quality and reliability you expect from us
Imagine having PCS gold account


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.2702 del
new 2*ut


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.2703 del
Pogacar is already the rider with the most World Tour victories. More than Cavendish and Sagan


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.2704 del
>>2703
Mark could’ve gotten more since count only started in 2011


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.2705 del
>>2704
Also counting ProTour victories + ASO races in 2008-2010 when there weren't officially UCI races because of UCI/ASO dispute


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.2706 del
what do my resident berts use in terms of powermeters? looking for something on a build I'm finishing up


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.2707 del
>>2687
kek
>why are we never in the move


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.2709 del
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/tiesj-benoot-heeft-droomaanbieding-van-decathlon-ag2r-la-mondiale/
>Tiesj Benoot appears to be on the way to Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale. The Belgian of Visma | Lease a Bike can sign a large three-year contract with the French WorldTeam for 2026 to 2028. Several sources have confirmed this to WielerFlits. For the 31-year-old, that would be the reward of a so far-reaching career.
decathlon has too much money lol. would love to see team leader benoot tho


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.2710 del
Benoot about to sign for AG2R sources say


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.2711 del
>>2710
PPATT


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.2712 del
>>2709
>trainer leaves wout for bora
>best friend leaves wout for decathlon
all there is left is being a slave


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.2713 del
>>2712
no longer bff's after the dwars door debacle. friendship ended with 2out, soon DE PESTEL will be his best bud


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.2714 del
>>2706
had favero assioma duo, but me new bike already had a sram quarq powermeter installed so I sold the favero, also but a quarq on me gravel. so far no issues except on the gravel version there is a AAA battery and it's getting empty quite a lot (like every month or two), on the roadbike there is a crc2032 and it holds nearly a year


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Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.2716 del
I mean, why not


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.2717 del
>>2709
even less riders for the ardennes


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.2718 del
>>2716
naesen
van avermaet

why tho?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.2719 del
>>2709
jesus what a dead team


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.2720 del
>>2718
for van avermaet and naesen it was because you could train however the fuck you wanted before the decathlon investment
gouden gregh recently said there was barely any sense of team training


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.2722 del
>>2717
maybe this will finally convince the fish of hillerslev to race it. wishful thinking


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.2724 del
Did you hear the rumors? Benoot to Decathlon.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.2725 del
>I was really cold after the Flèche Wallonne. My face still looked okay, but my body felt really cold. I wanted to warm up as quickly as possible after the race. That's why I didn't speak after the race and recorded a video in the evening with a retrospective. That was the best way to recover


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.2726 del
>>2725
Who?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.2727 del
>>2726
remcold evenekoel


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.2728 del
>>2724
[rumors].


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.2729 del
>>2725
If he doesn't crash early in LBL and the weather is good, what will be his excuse? Sudden illness like MVDP in RVV?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.2730 del
>Steff Cras DNF due to chute
the cycling gods give and the cycling gods take


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.2731 del
>>2730
past three years all had season ending chute the gods have not been kind on him


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.2732 del
>>2729
>>2729
Gear malfunction when Pogacar attacks


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.2733 del
The last men who dropped Pogacar in a race are Sivakov and Hirschi in Coppa Sabatini 2023


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.2734 del
>>2729
it is kinda funny how he can't admit he gets beaten
love remking


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.2735 del
>>2733
what about van wilder and richie carapaz in tre valli


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.2736 del
>>2734
cycling needs more heels and shitstirring runners. i miss unmedia-trained memco


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.2737 del
>>2735
They let Van Wilder go. Carapaz anticipated the sprint for 2nd place. Not really dropped


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.2738 del
UAE 2/2 for getting 2outed in sprint a deuxs in asturias. soler in gc lead however


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.2739 del
>>2738
rip juliusbert


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.2740 del
Yearly reminder that being shortsleeves when it's 20 degree is a rookie mistake you'll pay this summer by being a heatlet


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.2741 del
>>2740
I just vine without a fan and I've never had issue with the heat


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.2742 del
>>2738
>>2739
a solid results for our bert julius in such terrain however


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.2743 del
>>2740
>not doing intervals in the sauna


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.2744 del
>>2741
That's another good way to go about it.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.2745 del
>>2736
QS doesn’t do media training he just got older


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.2746 del
>>2745
him and don paddo explicitly had media training


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.2747 del
>>2746
>"Hij is inderdaad rustiger nu, maar dat is niet omdat we hem media-training hebben gegeven. Daar ben ik echt tegen. Als je de spontaniteit wegneemt, neem je de renner weg."


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.2748 del
Which cycling prescription glasses would you recommend? Or is it all a meme and should I just wear lenses?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.2749 del
>>2748
didn't even know those existed, I always wear contacts


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.2750 del
>>2749
this is one of the options, but i'm skeptical. Never really wore lenses mostly because I find glasses fine, but I'm really starting to miss wearing sunglasses as well


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.2751 del
panam champs road race is 16 laps on a beach side with no houses obstructing to the sea. imagine the crosswinds.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.2752 del
>>2751
Vargas will win


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.2753 del
Marco Frigo's brother won today


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.2754 del
>>2637
Sexyass


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.2755 del
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>>2752
this is the sudakatour equivalent of the dutch womens national team. 3 former WT rouleurs + vargas are going to polderbully some poor peruvian amateurs from the gun.


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>>2753
Mario Stufa


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.2757 del
well this is the end. 4gag is back. posting images here during races is much easier, so I might just continue to do it here.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.2758 del
>>2757
our thread is still up


Bert Admin 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.2759 del
>>2757
On that note we have a monthly movie night, always on the first Saturday. Next occasion is May 3rd.
We're gonna watch Banshees of Isherin on our cytube channel:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
We have two streams in the morning and evening Central Euro time (I think next occasion 11:00 and 22:00).
I usually start to announce this thing just one week before the event.
There is a thread >>>/operate/27935 and I shill it on the boards.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.2760 del
you know what
>solving captchas
ah fuck that shit
>>2758
wow, grug just won Paris - Roubaix. incredible


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.2761 del
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I'll go where the people go but the fact that that fignon freak can't spam his shit here does make it enjoyable for me


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.2762 del
>>2759
it ain't In Bruges, starting place of Ronde van Vlaanderen and where American tourists have trouble getting up the belfry. (those Belgians want like 12€ entrance to visit the tower of Bruges...)


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.2763 del
>>2762
Yeah, In Bruges was quite good. We watched that too some years ago.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.2764 del
This will be the emergency meeting room for important meetings of the /cyc/ office. Also, the desgnated spot for the discussion of the most secret of picks.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.2765 del
maybe it's for the better that Danes are 20 years behind in technology


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.2766 del
>120s wait to post
I'm no longer used to this shit. At least it's not 900s.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.2767 del
I didn't miss 4cuck at all


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.2768 del
>>2767
looks like they need to do some more work on 4gag to make everything work properly and I expect some fighting between sharty and 4cuck users the next couple of days.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.2769 del
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I already feel nostalgia for this place


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.2770 del
Can we just stay here. It's dane free


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.2771 del
>>2770
yeah, I intend to continue to post here, fignontard is too annoying. I need a reason first before I fill out a captcha.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.2772 del
>>2770
it's only a matter of time until someone tells them this place exists


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.2773 del
I've thoroughly enjoyed posting here and I hope we continue to post here. Fignon can just be proxy banned.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.2774 del
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I like it here.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.2775 del
I'll be here at least for a while, but I'll probably also check /sp/ a bit. If it's just schizoposting there, guys like Bertollo will never come back.


Bert Admin 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.2776 del
>>2774
Thanks Indonesia!


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.2777 del
I for one am not going to post on 4cuck


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.2778 del
>>2759
thanks for hosting us


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.2779 del
can’t we just stay? it’s the brittshiz and fignon over there jesus wept


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.2780 del
>>2778
Ofc. Tell about us to other Anons.
Usually communities as a whole move here from 4chan, usually something about the tyranny of 4cuch trannyjannies and such.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.2781 del
>>2779
The brit is posting here right now


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.2782 del
anyhow, time to post more HLN cope for Luik - Bastenaken - Luik


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.2783 del
>>2781
I will not be posting in 4shart, need to find a way to get the luddites like irish and the danes here so we can cut that thread loose. Now it's up I remember how much I hate that fucking site.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.2784 del
>26-jarige Pogacar zowaar de oudste in piepjonge top tien Waalse Pijl: “Hou mijn hart vast voor deze evolutie”
pogi is getting old


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.2785 del
>>2782
Fresh ones


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.2786 del
>Please verify you are human
>Please do it again
>One more time :)
>And one more time :))
>And 60 more times sweetie just in case
yeah the cucks can stay there


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.2787 del
Only board I missed was /s/ and /wsg/


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.2788 del
>>2785
kinda tired of this stuff


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.2789 del
>>2787
/s/??? let me have a look. um why are the girls there all undressed...


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.2790 del
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>>2776
Yw, have this Indonesian Schäuferla!


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.2791 del
>>2788
I just ask the tea thread for some rec


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.2793 del
>>2785
kek based


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.2794 del
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will you put your name on any of these 3 KWABS bert?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.2795 del
>>2790
Very nice, you are my greatest ally, Poland.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.2796 del
>>2794
someone called Bert will paypig for it, so we can claim we're on the rabobank jersey


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.2797 del
>>2789
/s/ genuinely has the best images of naked women on the internet. Some threads are goated. Some anons have extremely good taste instead of the pure slop that most people seem to enjoy. Professional stuff is fucking dreadful. I want to see women who look natural and have quirks. I'm generally unattracted to very attractive 'perfect' women. Models for example are a huge turn off.

The best are racially ambiguous girls with average proportions.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.2798 del
>>2797
please watch the femmes avec zwift, kwabsia niewiadoma shows her natural tiny cleavage from time to time


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.2799 del
>>2796
If the jersey wasn't so ugly I'd be interested in putting bert zonderfoto on it


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.2800 del
>>2797
Very based opinion. Maybe we should stay here, this sort of talk would get you banned


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.2801 del
>Please wait a while before making a post


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.2802 del
attention fellow consoomers: elemnt roam and bolt 3 soon!


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.2803 del
I think I will start calling the "other" /cyc/ the Danish /cyc/ from now on.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.2804 del
>>2802
my trusty 530 (cracked screen limited edition) still does the job


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.2805 del
>>2804
Same, but if he ever gives up I'll have to buy another brand. Can't stand brands that hide feature behind a paywall on hardware


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.2806 del
I squeak


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.2807 del
>>2805
what are they locking nowadays? I rarely use anything other than the map and the regular parameters


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.2808 del
>>2807
No idea the garmin+ thing is pretty new. The thing is their software is terrible, the fact that they decide to make a paywall instead of fixing the route planner is a huge sign of what the company wants to do and clearly it sucks


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.2809 del
>>2807
I read about some AI anal-ysis sloppa.
I have my intervals.icu, that is more than enough for me.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.2810 del
>>2809
just like stravas dogshit analysis shit I bet


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.2811 del
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Fuck, I was so productive with 4chan kill.
I built a new chicken coup and I started digging a lake in my yard for ducks and fish. Now it will never get finished.
Cyclismo and /cyc/ will consume my life again.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.2812 del
There is only one dane retard, right? No way they all missed endchan


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.2813 del
>>2812
I'm so glad I stopped watching this sport graced us here taunting us that he picked the best team for flèche wallonne


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.2814 del
the danish /cyc/ doesn't have velogoomblin discussions


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.2815 del
For the posters who were not able to find nu/cyc/, it's an IQ check. It was obvious it'd be organised through goomble, I just forgot about goombling as a whole. 4cuck is where low IQ posters will post, just remember that. It kinda explains why irish never made it over. Not the finns though, mind you I've not seen them post yet.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.2816 del
>>2815
the finns aren't really that engaged posters like most of us, they mostly train and post their progress
+ one of them was gonna start racing around now


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.2817 del
>>2811
At least you are not velogoombling on top, right?
>>2815
I bet some genuinely thought "finally I am free!".


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.2818 del
>>2817
>I bet some genuinely thought "finally I am free!".
I've seen this comment all over the 4cuck since it's been back, idk if it's a meme or literally everyone thought that. Mostly shite like /sp/, /int/ and /pol/


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.2819 del


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.2820 del
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Homegrown maltese superstars humiliated by an unsung gibraltarian hero at the Le Tour ta' Malta


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.2821 del
>>2820
Including Aidan BUTTIGIEG of Polti Kometa fame


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.2822 del
>>2818
Most seemed to not bother to go for an alt chan and just go straight to twitter/reddit slop


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.2823 del
Still can't phonepost on 4chan


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.2824 del
>Evenepoel on Montmartre in TDF: "It's an extra stress, an extra difficulty that I don't think is necessary. If you look at the stages we have to overcome beforehand, we'll be pretty tired of fighting. If I can ask ASO to avoid this plan, that would be very good" (L'Equipe)
Remco confirmed lame rider


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.2825 del
> connection error
> please wait 180 seconds
> wrong captcha
> connection error
> bad gateway
> connection error
> connection error
> bad gateway
> wrong captcha
> connection error
> captcha bad gateway
> connection error

Alright, i'll stay here for another day


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.2826 del
>>2822
Yeah it's these we can do without, I had this discussion with someone. They are your quintessential phone poster low quality mong. Anyone who thought they could make it work on reddit or shitter is a fucking mong. The entire reason imageboards are great is anonymity and not because we're all edgy criminals but it does make conversation more natural, instead of a circlejerk where people are looking for a pat on their head and recognition.

You absolutely cannot beat a chan/alt-chan for discussion online, it's not possible. Better yet when it's a community moderated thread, it's why 4chan is so shite. Hell it's why it was hacked.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.2827 del
>>2816
I respect Finnbert for not bothering and instead doing trainings rides and looking after his kid.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.2828 del
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>>2824
Always crying about literally anything. Too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry, too sunny, too cloudy. He's a seething crybaby and I despise him. I don't care he's a fellow countryman, he's as bad as a (certain) Dane.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.2829 del
JONAS LIED LUNGCELLS DIED
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s0NkMmBpjqk [Embed]


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.2830 del
>>2824
It wouldn't hurt featuring a bit more of Paris than the same lap on the Champs-Elysee.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.2831 del
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>>2829
>mfw the youtube thumbnails get displayed here


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.2832 del
it's crazy that vingo will not have ridden about as long as he did after the monster crash last year all because of a little booboo on his lip


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.2833 del
>>2832
He noticed how much more power he had last year after his absence


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.2834 del
>>2832
he rode even less this year no?


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.2835 del
>>2834
ridden less but the gap between races will be slightly smaller this time I think


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.2836 del
>>2832
Dude clearly doesn't like racing. He just wants to be home with his kids and collect a fat paychek


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.2837 del
>>2836
meanwhile pluggoid
>please accept onecycling so the big riders face eachother more
>except my riders ofcourse, vingo and jorgo need 4 months on the mountain atleast


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.2838 del
>>2837
Basically their argument is that the TV should pay more to see jonas


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.2839 del
translating D*nish is hard? so it was truly gibberish to start with.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.2840 del
Damn, quality thread on 4chan already


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.2841 del
>>2840
good trade that schizobrit is posting there. would like to have soudalbert here though. he works hard so Remco can seethe.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.2842 del
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I just checked the other thread and I don't know if I'll go back for now tbh
maybe just take a break in general


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.2843 del
wtf is that wheel ad over there? bertczek does product placement here more subtle. like the gr*vel tire ad he posted a couple of days ago. he nicely hid it as just another maintanance mishap of his.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.2844 del
>>2826
the only problem with the board is that it will never be found organically. inevitably there needs to be some sort of organic exposure for the thread to continue, 4chan is the only place imageboard with a smidgen of that level of exposure. ive enjoyed this board but it cant beat the volume/discoverability of /sp/, for better and very often for worse


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.2845 del
>>2797
i prefer /hm/


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.2846 del
Slovenes, bertaos and irishbert I miss, the rest can stay over there


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.2847 del
And Bertollo of course


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.2848 del
dios mio, es el rato de venezuela wanting to steal more squeakers for his velocoin currency


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.2849 del
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jesus that /cyc/ /sp/ is not very good. hopefully it will get better after they stop rehashing the conversations we've already had here and has new races to interact with. ive changed my mind this place is far better


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.2850 del
>>2844
We discussed this, tour threads bring most people in. But how many ever stay beyond the tour? Very few.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.2851 del
>>2841
>made 4 posts
And they were not particularly bad either. BUt I'm sure you'll get a few brownie points from your fellow anglophobes.
(user was sent back to 4chan)


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.2852 del
>anglophobes


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.2853 del
>>2850
yes but. how did you find /cyc/? you wouldn't have found it if it was only here. you need some new blood innit


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.2854 del
>>2850
I don't even recall when or why I started posting on /cyc/ besides watching the tour as a kid during summer holidays because I thought it was comfy.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.2855 del
>>2826
Agree with the Brit, although we have already discussed this extensively.
This needs exposure and fresh blood, whoever of us is still here in 5 years time is a nice long grey beard Fort Boyard keeper but the circle of life needs to continue.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.2856 del
>>2854
Quite the same, comfy Tour, comfy Roubaix, deliberate deleting of all upcummie accounts outside of boomerbook, being on 4chan since like 10 years.
Let's see the cycling thread, I finally got to a nice job and buying a bike, bet these guys will tell me something outside of making fun of me for being a newfag.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.2857 del
>>2853
Have a tour thread on /sp/ we go to. How many passer bys joined during November? Cyc won't bleed users because where is everyone going to go? I know a lot of posters here for many years now. No other general I've seen is like this.

Inevitably there will be hybrid use. There will be a fairly large cohort here fairly large on sp. And majority will post on both, but I think here more so for it's various benefits. This isn't the death of cyc, far from it. Cyc being run by itself is a game changer.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.2858 del
>>2856
And I I recall correctly you were bullied a bit until you changed your ways, typical cyc. They act friendly with 'bert' and green mice but they're truly a reprehensible bunch.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.2859 del
Endchan suces just because of the flags


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.2860 del
We should just stay here. Most regulars would eventually end up here through velogambling


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.2861 del
>>2857
True. this is the only acceptable place for continuous cycling discussion on the internet, and any sort of in-person engagement with the sport is impossible in the 7th circle of cagie hell that is the specific region of the USA i am currently in. I'll withhold my judgement until i see how the dual threads actually operate during races/etc. it would be odd but also somewhat necessary to the continuity of both threads to constantly be double-posting, ie with big news or race webms. seems redundant. if this ends up as just being a place to snark on retards in the /sp/, or conversely the other thread is complete trash/terribly moderated, then the answer of which to gravitate more to will be obvious.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.2862 del
>>2861
It I think will go like this. Seems core posts like czech swiss some of the benelux bandits want to stay here. If they don't post, cyc will be slower. "hey where did everyone go?" and then they'll be told. In fact there are suggestions of this thread in sp already. The decision is made by the core posters and it's up to them whether they stay here or not, others follow. Cyc is a flock of normie sheep and they are their favorite cyc posters ie epic social media influencers

Re fignon, our janny can range ban. If you live near him, rip. He will of course discover the thread. Probably soon. But janny has ultimate powers.

Also don't forget it's an entire board. Cyc will exist on sp but it'll be a lot slower. Adding this link to OP could be savvy too.


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.2863 del
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>>2857
I joined at the start of the cx season unironically


Bert 04/25/2025 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.2864 del
It rained for 36 hours almost straight, BIG ride postponed till sunday


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.2865 del
>try to make post on /sp/ thread
>"you cannot attach files in incognito mode"
>not in incognito mode, removes my file from the post
the site is much worse now


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.2866 del
>“It’s very hard that it’s falling away. But it has always been against this season. I broke my foot two days before the Tour of Flanders, that didn’t help either. And in the Tour itself the misery continued.”
>“The problem is that my foot is still broken. You don't solve that problem. I feel good at training, but if you hardly race, you can’t say much about your level.”
>According to the spokesman of the Lotto team, it is a small leg that is broken, nothing more. He can and should ride with it from the doctor, and rides, and to walk Van Eetvelt currently uses a walking boot.
van retardvelt has been doing the classics with a broken foot and walks in a boot. OF COURSE he waits until AFTER i pick him in the fleche goomble to reveal this.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.2867 del
Do we tell the finns?


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.2868 del
>>2867
dude velogoombled and didn't get the hints.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.2869 del
>>2867
should just tell everyone tbh
>>2866
wtf geg


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.2870 del
>>2869
I guess so, but that means we trust our janny?


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.2871 del
Fuck it's acutally raining tomorrow I have to ride today


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.2872 del
Feels like we've reached bargaining stage from our belgian friends


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.2873 del
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>>2872
Warm weather bro’s start believing


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.2874 del
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You are on a comfy ride and Tibor rolls up.
Wat nou?


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.2875 del
>>2874
I wish I could do a 500W wheelie


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.2876 del
>>2870
He seems alright. Could have just banned me. He seems a bit snarky and lightly abused power but only for banter. I'd say he passes the test. As long as he's active and open to continued change.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.2877 del
>>2874
I can ride handsfree, but I can't bunnyhop nor do a wheelie


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.2878 del
Create a virtual toll. You want to join the kkk (kool kids klub) here on our very own board? Then you need to join this discord and pay 5 euro/pound/dollar for the link. Share the link and you get exiled. Could squeeze a hundred euro out of berts for running costs.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.2879 del
>>2877
Bunnyhops are very useful for huge potholes or curbs.
The trick for wheelies is just throtteling with the rear brake so you wont land on your ass.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.2880 del
>>2877
can you also pause britttard please he’s excessively talking to himself


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.2881 del
>>2880
Funny because he'll look at the ip's and you'll be wrong! Another epic fail jarno widar bert. Bet you're a dead ringer to that seething manlet.
(ban by popular request)


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.2882 del
>>2881
pretty sure that's me but I'm not the guy you're responding to


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.2883 del
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Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.2885 del
Funny seeing all the berts on 4chan who had no idea about this place, but I am pretty sure this is the end /bert/ so there's that, it was fun while it lasted


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.2886 del
slow day today anyways with only minor races going on. so ride your bikes today berts.


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Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.2888 del
Oh the old building is back?
Pretty quick, expected a few more weeks at least.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.2889 del
Two minute captcha. Gee thx.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.2890 del
>>2889
I guess they want to populate the site first until traffic is back up and then do their 15 minute shenanigans again


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.2891 del
>>2889
it’s also unstable and not based on cookies like their IP counting capabillities which was also broken and they just removed it altogether


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.2892 del
Tread carefully berts


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.2893 del
>Remco seething about the montmartre climb
Frenchberts will have a field day


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.2894 del
>>2893
I actually agree. If they do this I don't want to hear Adam complain about safety ever again, it's going to be a massacre


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.2895 del
>>2894
Tired riders fighting for position chute galore incomming. I kinda agree with his point that the final one being a sprint to reward the guys fighting through the mountains is more fitting.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.2896 del
>>2895
doubt it'll happen, wouldn't it be a nightmare to block off the roads again anyway


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.2897 del
I mean it's not the strongest pogi right now out there. yeah that tired pogi at the mur de huy, that lost 2 battles to grug and had remco reeling him back at Amstel still wins races.
if other teams are smart (pro tip: they aren't) they bait UAE and Pogi into stupid moves and isolate him. something the strategic mastermind of lease a bike could come up with, but unfortunately that teams doesn't have competitive dopage riders right now.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.2898 del
>>2885
I warned that boomers would have a hard time finding this


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.2899 del
What did he mean by that


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.2900 del
>>2899
Danny, ik muet heule. maybe it's really that easy to pick up a cycling gf. just literally pick them up.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.2901 del
>>2899
isn't this guy banging van der breggen too, nasty freak


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.2902 del
>>2896
if she could hidalgo would block the entire city, I don't think it's going to be a problem


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.2903 del
>>2901
I've been in enough sport club to tell you that a trainer picking up an athlete like that they're 100% fucking. Concerning Van der breggen I thing it was another coach


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.2904 del
>>2903
it's definitely him, there were a lot of stories of when she was still team leader of them colluding to make vollering miserable


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.2905 del
>>2904
Dude's an absolute menace. Let's hope he doesn't coach his daughter's team too


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.2906 del
>>2905
you know now that I think of it I think it was Kopecky that was dating her previous coach
which is why she's been training without one for over a year


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.2907 del
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Berts divided against themselves cannot stand. I LOVE that we can just get rid of schizobrit when we want and ban retards like the Fignon guy forever. But the circle of Berts has to continue too indeed, and that is not happening in an obscure place here. I guess we probably just wait and see what our leader RUSBERT does and we follow him, as usual


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.2908 del
>>2907
Life without the schizo is so nice though


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.2909 del
>>2908
It just feels so comfy here
Compared to the last 50 posts at the le fore cuck


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.2910 del
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Anyway, time for a BIG ride. It's cold and windy, but sunny and lovely, so time to pull up my big boy's bibs and do the needful.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.2911 del
>Even for the Pope's funeral, Italian TV can't deal with tunnels.
I don't think RCS will ever completely fix their shit.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.2912 del
>>2911
>driving past the coliseum
um, didn't they do mean things to Christians back there?


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.2913 del
just doing some reconnaissance for the last Giro stage I guess


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.2914 del
>velotuber hasn't made a video since 4chan has been down
I guess the dude was just copying the berts in here


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.2915 del
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Romandie is up for goombles.
Remco+Almeida fiddy points.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.2916 del
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velogames looked normal for me when I just adjoosted my team. but this looks funny.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.2917 del
>>2916
>hiding his remco pogi hilly team
No need Bert


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.2918 del
>>2916
that is one big rider for 100 points


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.2919 del
>>2917
no need to hide the obvious


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.2920 del
>>2919
That's (at least) half my team.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.2921 del
>>2920
brave of you having 3 French riders as well


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.2922 del
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>>2921
I don't squeak french.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.2923 del
>>2919
You also have barre and tullet


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.2924 del
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Still haven't changed my team from Fleche. It could work


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.2925 del
all 2.1's and higher should be required to have coverage. idc if its a drone and a guy with a phone camera on an ebike i want to watch asturias


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.2926 del
>>2907
Continued hate for what reason? Petty.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.2927 del
Liege will either be another atrocious pog 70km attack or it'll be very special and very competitive. Huge risk to watch the whole thing but it just might be seething manlets time for retribution.

Pog's big issue seems to be lack of aero when he races remco. So long attacks have been seriously nerfed. Could be pure kino, probably a hard race would suit remco after all.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.2928 del
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>“Denk niet dat er een foto is die ik niet gesigneerd heb”: Evenepoel neemt tijd voor fans en ontrolt strijdplan
memco wasting time and energy signing autographs. adjoost accordingly


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.2929 del
>only torteen new posts
are we really going back?


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.2930 del
>>2929
Looks like it, sadly


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.2931 del
>>2929
Not going to be doubling up the posts, I will treat as a seldom used, quiet backroom in the /cyc/ office.
I will be doubling up me stats and shits for the archive thread here.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.2932 del
>>2929
Back to schizos talking about mental illnes?
I will have to adjust my filters.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.2933 del
>>2929
it was a slow afternoon, like real berts were riding their bikes. I won't forgive the traitorous squeakers for dragging us back there. may France never win a grand tour on world tour level ever again.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.2934 del
>>2933
I would stay if it wasn't for the flag samefagging


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.2935 del
>>2931
we're like tete de la course, so we're only a small group where everyone has to pull unless you're a wheelsucker. 4chan is the peloton.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.2936 del
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>>2934
This is how look without my real flag.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.2937 del
>>2936
However, this summer I take my bike with me to sweden.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.2938 del
>>2934
it was just the schizobrit trying to hide his flag. the idea was that berts can display their own flags. it's not like he VPN posted with other flags on 4chan today.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.2939 del
>>2938
The entire point being my presence does not cause 'drama' but it seems I'm discussed and bitched about quite frequently. To suggest this thread is unusable because I posted about cycling under the radar is frankly obsessive. Some of the posts on 4chan today were quite sickening.

I am not the issue, maybe they ones who keep me forefront of their mind are.
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Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.2940 del
Almost 100 km in the Lausitzer Gebirge, almost the entirety of first 60 kms were on dedicated bike paths. That was a completely unreal feel, no cagies, no nothing, just a bert living in a moment.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.2941 del
>>2939
your switching flags in intentional attempts to imitate other posters here. your being dense.


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.2942 del
>>2940
>no cagies, no nothing
heaven. also nice ride bert


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.2943 del
y'know, I think I came around froomyboy. He's outjewing the jews, it's kind of poetic in a way


Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.2944 del
>discuss schizobrot
>I defend myself from endless gossip and accusations
>mute me instead
You are a true janitor. Massive cohort of absolute losers. I enjoy cyc but holy fuck is it packed with pathetic losers. This literally may as well be reddit.
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Bert 04/26/2025 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.2945 del
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>Seven freaking Eleven
>That's so effing iconic


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.2946 del
>>2944
I'm actually neutral on schizobrit fwiw it's worth


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.2947 del
>>2940
Comfy ride bert


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.2948 del
>>2940
Nice. I have only bike paths and very empty paved side path straight to Kurwasee, whole 15km of that.
You can just go.
>>2946
I don't hate on schizobrit, he just has to cut it with the schizo part because it gets tedious quickly.
Seeing my flag under my posts which is not me also makes me turn my eyes.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.2949 del
I didn't think we would go back to 4chan that quickly. I can't blame the berts that didn't find us, to have some pent up discussions and making their thread yesterday much faster.
well with rusbert taking the path of least resistance there's not much I can do. I need to first setup 4chan x, the schizo posts over there are really bad.
but for today, I'll make one last LBL thread, before I can entertain the idea of going back. and that's it for metaposting.


Bert 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.2951 del



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