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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No. 3958
going outside editon

>Current and upcoming races
27.04 - 04.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
29.04 - 04.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
03.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
04.05 - 10.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
04.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
04.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
08.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
08.05 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.1 WE
09.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
09.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
11.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
11.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
13.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
14.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro WE
14.05 - 18.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
14.05 - 18.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
16.05 - 18.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
17.05 ZLM Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
18.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
20.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>2950


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.3960 del
brennanwinslol


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.3962 del
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Off for a ride and than catch up with me legendary kermiskoers.
Maybe I will wave to Brtek if I ride by him along the way.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.3963 del
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Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)
Stage 2
La Grande Béroche - La Grande Béroche
157km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/startlist

GC after Stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-1

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-2/live
https://www.tissottiming.com/2025/tdr/stage-2

Weather:
sunny
26°C
light wind

Current Leaders:
BRENNAN Matthew
BRENNAN Matthew
ZWIEHOFF Ben
BRENNAN Matthew

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTS / L'Equipe
15:30 CET


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.3964 del
yup, I think everyone is out for a ride today, except the Dutch and Danish who prefer working today.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.3965 del
>>3964
sad!


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.3966 del
And I'm back. Quite a nice ride, but clearly I would have been fine with just 3hours. My ass really hurts after a while, I need to fix that


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.3968 del
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Brtek's team.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.3969 del
>>3968
Why is that woman manspreading


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.3970 del
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One BIG guy among U23.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.3971 del
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Life’s good berts


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.3972 del
>>3971
Love me some orval but now they're hard to find in france. Cheers


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.3973 del
>>3972
thanks, yeah they really need to be fresh this one was bottled 8 jan 2025


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.3974 del
30° and steamy today, me big ride will be not as pleasant


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.3975 del
>>3967
lovely views went to trailrun in the forest escape the heat it’s 27 degrees here


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.3976 del
>>3975
It was also 26-27 here, I almost removed my gilet


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.3977 del
I'm back, will reassume my duties after a shower. It was 20C, I was going shirtless of course.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.3978 del
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hello friends


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.3979 del
>>3977
>gym rat taking every opportunity to be shirtless
Typical


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.3980 del
Seems like it might be a more interesting day in Switzerland today.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.3981 del
>>3979
Of coursh,

CHRISTEN DNF btw.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.3982 del
>>3981
Jan, the other one is also horsing around today.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.3983 del
>>3978
U wot
suspiciously little crust on this particular schnitzel, is that a new strategy to save w/kg ?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.3984 del
>>3978
those fries look like they needed another two minutes in the fat


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.3985 del
>>>3978
The chicken looks so fucking dry


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.3986 del
>>3981
>3 DNF's already
The Giro is the first stage race that really counts anyway


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.3988 del
Haha Pithie didn't even make it to the halfway breakaway points


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.3990 del
Are they really slurping in frankfurt?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.3993 del
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Picks. >>3987


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.3995 del
shitters getting dropped in Deutschland


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.3996 del
>>3984
>>3985
cant blame you, but both tasted great and just fine


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.3997 del
>>3996
How fast do you start cycling again after that? My HR would get like +40 right away


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.3998 del
>>3996
and the cost? usually when served on a wooden plank rather than a plate this somehow makes it more expensive


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.3999 del
Has the technology to show time gaps not reached Germany yet?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.4000 del
Looks like NYS missed out G1 in Francofort.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.4001 del
They’re really drilling it in Romandie


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.4002 del
Go on, are powerful son neil


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.4003 del
Remco pulling hard to slurp


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.4004 del
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RAMPAS INHUMANAS


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.4005 del
>>4004
whoops


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.4006 del
fink I'll be luncheoning a frankfurter to celebrate the occasion


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.4007 del
>>4004
I'm seeing double Michel and it is not even 5 PM.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.4008 del
>>4003
he attacks in descents now evolved


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.4009 del
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that's where they print €uros


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.4010 del
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number 1 at the end of the peloton


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.4011 del
>>4008
Top kek the equipe.tv crew is shitting on him


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.4012 del
cam on Cort win a one day race for once


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.4013 del
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lame


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.4014 del
well alright Matthews was a lot faster


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.4015 del
Bling, Cort, Barrenetxea.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.4016 del
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chessman shitting on uno-x


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.4017 del
how far back is brennan any other sprinters


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.4018 del
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random hirschi in the background


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.4019 del
kino romandie situation


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.4020 del
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top 10


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.4021 del
>>4020
weird that velasco didn't sprint


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.4022 del
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what a clusterfuck at Romandie


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.4024 del
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>>4023
Results.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.4025 del
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I don't think I have anyone in the Top 15, total velodisaster


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.4026 del
>>3997
I had tree beers and first 10 km after were very painful. 25 km after I felt better than when we started. I really need to start doing proper breakfasts.
>>3998
Tree beers + the lunch was about $20 + tip


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.4027 del
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looking good for Juan P.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.4029 del
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H U G H Carthy
smol remco


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.4030 del
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>>4025
Wow I am losing a lot of points but that is the worst team I have ever seen


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.4031 del
>>4024
I don't understand how patje's angels is so good at one day races, but so bad at tours


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.4032 del
>>4024
another superclassico disaster


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.4033 del
>>4031
But he is only 15th in Superclasico


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.4034 del
>>4020
pretty good from Philipsen but what happened to Thibua Nice?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.4035 del
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>+1:05
this is Suisse timekeeping, not Turkish or Italian, they really should start to worry


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.4036 del
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memco doesn't have to pull thanks to le serf


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.4037 del
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>>4035
I am not watching anymore because there are no runners I like or who are in my team on the front


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.4038 del
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le serf is really small


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.4039 del
>>4024
based sprinter powless


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.4040 del
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slurpage


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.4041 del
I will be off to prepare gremolata for me salmon and asparagae.
May be late with results since they will be done in 20 minutes.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.4042 del
Baudin secretly bought? He’s doing madpulls


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.4043 del
>>4042
he's a GC rider (in his own mind at the very least)


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.4044 del
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wtf is wrong with Jay Vine. he fucked it up big time and has to pull now.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.4045 del
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>joao pulling


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.4046 del
>>4042
More like secretly DOPED. Hehe


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.4047 del
>>4046
Not so secretly


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.4048 del
>>4047
Yeah he got caught. Just like Van Eetvelt btw


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.4049 del
will le serf change his name when he gets older? even for Belgian standards Junior is a really retarded name


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.4050 del
>>4024
>40th last goombleclasico
>3rd this time
goomblegods taketh goomblegods giveth


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.4051 del
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>>4024
back from my ride, feels good to see I won with overwhelming power


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.4052 del
>>4047
Just Tramadol, doesn't even get you a proper ban


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.4053 del
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astana wins lol
vino feasting


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.4054 del
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hahaha lol


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.4055 del
>>4031
I'm bad because I keep making unsafe teams like a retard, if I went the MVDF way I would win


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.4056 del
good race. will not let how bad this is for my veloteam get in the way of enjoying it


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.4057 del
>>4056
Unique situation don’t get this alot


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.4058 del
>>4055
Making up excuses like your hero Remco, sad!


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.4059 del
A moral victory, if you asked me


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.4060 del
an immoral "victory" if you want to know my opinion


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.4061 del
Horner better milks this one


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.4062 del
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WE LIVE IN GUATEMALA


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.4063 del
impressive by ivo oliveira, only sprinter to have made g3


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.4064 del
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>>4062
Wait what, already stage 2? I wasn't paying enough attention clearly. Already GC broken to pieces yesterday dammit.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.4065 del
>>4056
The true meaning of zen


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.4066 del
>>3967
strong

I woke up at 6, wanted to go for a 200km 1600hm ride, after 25km I felt like today is not the day for ciclismo. Went to a remote place at the Danube to grill shawarma, drink birra moretti and smoke huge joints all day.

sometimes its the days not on the bike that are the best


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.4067 del
>>4027
I did the same shit for Dwars door, loaded up on sprinters, had only Livyns in points.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.4068 del
Damn I forgot how I overheat after riding. It's been 5 hours and I still feel so fucking hot


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.4069 del
>>4068
probably dehydrated, get some water and salt in to you, preferably in the form of an ice cold ayran


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.4070 del
>ayran
>shawarma
I swear I am white berts


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.4072 del
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Results. >>4071


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.4073 del
>>4069
I don't think that's it, I drank a lot on and off


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.4074 del
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damn


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.4075 del
>>4074
no shoutout from the veloman himself this time


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.4076 del
>>4066
>after 25km I felt like today is not the day for ciclismo
Happens, good part about not racing is you don't need to worry about those day and can go straight home


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.4077 del
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>>4075
I will always have this framed above my velobed


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.4078 del
>>4074
Fucker beat you with DE LA CRUZ out of all people.
Swear to God never picking CORTINA again. If in doubt and it has to be a Moviguy it is BARRENETXEA.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.4079 del
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Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.4080 del
>>4078
Yes, that's what he was supposed to do, give me a top 20 like Velasco and Arambaru (they were supposed to give me a top 10), not DNF when 4 of them made it in G1. FORLAN looking mfer.
Whiffed on COVI, unfortunately, he was for 12 too.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.4081 del
Decent beer for once


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.4082 del
>>4068
slightly burnt myself, so hot today


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.4083 del
>>4082
First proper tan line for me too


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.4084 del
so why did christen JAN get kwabed?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.4085 del
>>4084
because I picked him, I'm sorry


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.4086 del
>>4084
sick


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.4087 del
>>4084
he died for our sins


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.4088 del
>>4084
he flew way too close to the sun


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.4089 del
>>4081
cyclassics truly has the worst beer. then there's Rund um Köln, some love and others hate Kölsch.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.4091 del
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GC. >>4090


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>>4091
lot of shuffling at the pointy end. very polarizing race


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.4093 del
>>3970
BIG guy won.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.4094 del
>>4093
that soudal jersey design copy


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.4095 del
>>4093
el giganto bertaceko


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.4096 del
>>4092
Very rare occurrence, usually happens only when someone bottles a race. Two berts did this time so there it is.

>>4094
Yes, when I stood for a while I though I am seeing some Patje youngling but then I saw it closer and it is just a blatant rip-off.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.4097 del
>>4093
whats on the cards they're holding?


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.4098 del
>>4097
No idea, it is a photo from the big guy club's boomerbook page.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.4099 del
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currently trying to convince me mates that this sort of gravel is perfectly fine on a road bike, especially 32mm tyres


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.4100 del
>>4099
depends on how much you hate changing flats


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.4101 del
>>4099
down here in appalachia these are known as "paved roads"


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.4102 del
>>4099
Safer for pinchazos than the average pothole road


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.4103 del
>>4099
They are, I was very wary of paths like this on my super new S-Works Roubaix on its very new carbon wheels wearing very new expensive Spec boots but this is fine, especially if you don't go crazy, on the side etc.
These kids today were riding every sketchy part of crumbling paths when not racing, not a worry in their mind.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.4104 del
>>4099
Looks fine to me. I was doing pic related with 25s in norway and never had an issue. Just don't be a retard when cornering


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Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.4106 del
back when I was a little bert I used to ride all sort of shitty terrain, it had like 25s and I never ever got a pinchazo
simpler times
kids these days, think they need 50s to leave to road


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.4107 del
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Unless George opens up Morbihan very quickly, next pickings are already for Il Zheero.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.4108 del
>>4107
How many times are you going to adjust


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.4109 del
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Hey I am Spanish again! This site is really weird


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.4110 del
>>4109
>den Koning van Hispanje heb ik altijd geëerd.
well, there you have it.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.4111 del
>>4108
Depends on Climbers and Unclassed. Guess there will have to be concessions made and goombling commenced to pick the rat, the tramadolman, the fads and still not end up with a bunch of shitters.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.4112 del
>>4111
I don't think he'll allow that combination


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.4113 del
>>4107
haven't made a team since Milano Sanremo but I think after a month of altitude training I am ready to make a team for the Giro


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.4114 del
>>4112
watch mads+rog be 60+ coins


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.4115 del
>>4114
Rog 28
Ayuso 26
Meds 20
Wout 20


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.4116 del
>>4113
Stand in the line to pee, right behind Brtek. Now he incorporated some masking agents but I bet we are to see some sulfur very soon.


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.4117 del
>>4116
many runners under suspicion for amphetamine usage to boost PCS scrounging speed... expecting a Festina type dropout from the /cyc/ pedalton any day now


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.4118 del
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>>4116
He did show some decency today but probably overdid it a bit


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.4119 del
some fakerunner highlights from the belgian MJ race:
>Thor, Thor, Tuur, Rune, and Tuur-Emiel
>31: BOGAERT Matthias 32: MOYAERT Matthis
>COTTIGNIES Kyano
>VERVOORT Yasu
>Arnaud DELI[MONT]
and of course, brave protagonist Witse BERTELS


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 21:24 [Preview] No.4120 del
>>4099
Im riding this on a gravel bike with 32mm. Its the best surface for these tyres, you feel fast as fuck on this type of gravel or forest roads. And ofc the pros ride Roubaix on 32mm or less so your friends need to man up


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.4121 del
>>4120
fuck the burgers im using a swiss vpn right now


Bert 05/01/2025 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.4122 del
>>4119
somehow, there are still 4 Thor/Turr's who raced despite prominent Thor FEYAERTS, Thor FELIES, and Thor DAYER not racing. I will never get over this. why are there so many Thor's. why is there a pantheon of Thor's in belgian juniors right now


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.4123 del
>>4118
100% overdid it, oh look here officer, my place is clean as a whistle, I just bleached and disinfected every corner like a normal not-suspicious at all person.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.4124 del
>>4099
I rode this exact road on me gravel with 32m gravel and its perfectly fine, on some small downhills you have to be wary of deeper pockets of gravel though.

based, are you going to seefeld?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.4125 del
Replaced the cleats finally.
Hope they won't be too hard to clip out the first few times.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.4126 del
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>>4124
Thanks, good to know. We will probably be staying in Imst for 4 days but if you know any location better there, even better

Day 1 would be lap up to Kühtai
Day 2 would be this gravel road in the valley
Day 3 a small /hike/ from the middle station of the imst cable car
Day 4 up the gletcherstrasse

But I still suspect my mates will betray me days before departure


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.4127 del
>In the Giro, Van Aert will not be riding against Mathieu van der Poel or Tadej Pogacar and that increases his chances, Bakelants also sees. "I think Wout will immediately climb a step in the Giro peloton", he sounds promising. "He could ride a very good Giro and be one of the most dominant riders."

I wonder how much wout pays him to keep writing this stuff every week


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.4128 del
>>4126
Your friends will love it I'm sure


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.4129 del
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Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)
Stage 3
Cossonay - Cossonay
183.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-2-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-3/live
https://www.tissottiming.com/2025/tdr/stage-3

Weather:
sunny
27°C
light wind from south

Current Leaders:
BAUDIN Alex
BRENNAN Matthew
ZWIEHOFF Ben
LECERF Junior

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTS / L'Equipe''
15:30 CET''


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.4131 del
>>4130
rampas


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.4132 del
17 km to go in Turkey and things are heating up at the penultimate Alto
DSM vs. Astana, battle of the ages!


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.4133 del


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.4134 del
FVDB goes


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.4135 del
FVDB goes solo with runners on his wheel


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.4136 del
Poels cracking but harold lopez is ready to take the UCI points


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.4137 del
>>4136
Betrayal might be on the menu after all


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.4138 del
that kulset move was nice


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.4139 del
on a side note, the preliminary startlist for il giro dropped
no big surprises I think


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.4140 del


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.4141 del


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.4142 del
PERRO


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.4143 del
doggo


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.4144 del


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.4145 del
PERRO goes solo


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.4146 del
>fausto masnada rides for astana
now that one I did miss


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.4147 del
jesus christ jose shut the fuck up


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.4148 del
isa is just arabic for jesus you fucking dunce jose


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.4149 del
I miss bertolos profiles, how steep is this rampa?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.4150 del
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Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.4151 del
>ynr kron trying to blow up his contract to join pissma and now he's a domestique for a 21 year old


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.4152 del
Adrien MAIRE was supposed to be the next BIG french thing and now he's just washed


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.4153 del
bertaczek should have eaten a gel like the rest of the riders


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.4154 del
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It's over for OTRUBA


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.4155 del
>bertacek vs the average bertollo


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.4156 del
DSM get shelled hard


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.4157 del
astana getting greedy at this point


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.4158 del
>>4156
Don't they get auto invite if they get down anyway?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.4159 del
>>4158
no they are far below teams like q36.5 and uno x this year


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.4160 del
another 35 UCI points for Astana


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.4161 del
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Volta fraud BALDERSTONE


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.4162 del
point farmer bros we are feasting yet again


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.4163 del
I think DSM lost GC positions there


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.4164 del
It's so over for DSM that one might say that it didn't even begin.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.4165 del
Heh, Ivan Ramiro SOSA CUERVO, now that was a runner ...


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.4166 del
lopez doesn't even look that super skinny


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.4167 del
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[redacted] wins in Orlova


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.4168 del
>huub ARTZ virtual GC leader in die roman


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.4169 del
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Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.4170 del
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picnic bros this is a disaster, all these team resources WASTED


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.4171 del
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I don't understand girls cycling avec zwift


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.4172 del
>>4171
the 2023 team is actually a different team that was not associated with the male team, that then went under due to not finding sponsors and the vaughters branch then took over most riders since there was already a second EF female team at the time


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.4173 del
>>4170
when are they going to acknowledge that they are in trouble and have to race for points like Astana does?
I'm guessing after they don't get as many points in the Giro as they expect to


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.4174 del
>>4173
saw an interview with one of the masterminds saying they will stick to the plan and this part of the season will be good for them pointswise (it won't)


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Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.4177 del
>>4174
iirc they said they would only think about it after the Tour lmao


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.4178 del
>>4174
It's like they don't appreciate how serious relegation will be. There are currently 4 pro conti teams above them in points this season (not counting Israel since they will move up) so they wont be getting any guaranteed invites next year if they are relegated.
Surely they'll get to race some relevant races but they will miss out on a lot of stuff especially grand tours where the competition for wild card invitations is pretty tough.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.4179 del
Wait, Champoussin abandoned? Wtf happened?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.4180 del
>>4178
and without bardet ASO will be less inclined to invite them too


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.4181 del
>FUCKING SRAM
not like this


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.4182 del
>>4175
>>4176
You're starting to be a veteran if you recognize these in split second.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.4183 del
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KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.4184 del
>>4183
THE SWISS TANK ON THE MOVE AGAIN


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.4185 del
jan michalski, sounds very suisse


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.4186 del
why does jumbo hate küng so much?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.4187 del
>>4186
Bahrain as well. Lenny is really determined to stop FDJ from getting their first WT win of the season.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.4188 del
your ordered Kúng sufferkino sir


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.4189 del
surely memco tries


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.4190 del
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Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.4191 del
brennan will have to tank the karma for this


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.4192 del
>>4191
not if he lets Lenny win


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.4193 del
could go for some Apples tbqhwyb
feasting berts we are feasting lately


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.4194 del
o7


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.4195 del
DSM going all in


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.4196 del
here
we
go


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.4197 del
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memco
slippy G
the rapist
what a strange tete de la course


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.4198 del
>romeo slaving
it's over for me


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.4199 del
If only CHRISTEN was here.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.4200 del
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all smiles


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.4201 del
GOOOO VINE


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.4202 del
good for our king


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.4203 del
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season victory number 36 for UAE


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.4204 del
almeida 3rd, UAE played that very well
remco loses again


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.4205 del
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rape is back on the menu boys


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.4206 del
lenny really has an impressive kick for a guy his size


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.4207 del
>>4204
a moral loss


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.4208 del


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.4209 del
BETTIOL riding himself into form.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.4210 del
Bettiol 5th?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.4211 del
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so why did jumbo and bahrain pull so much to catch küng again?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.4212 del
>>4211
trust me bro Brennan can do this bro


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.4213 del
>>4212
kek the wielerflitsers were already calling him the best sprinter alive the last few days


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.4214 del
surprisingly weak by van eetvelt, he's usually alright at this kind of finish


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.4215 del
well that was lame why did everybody agree to let him ride away


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.4216 del
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>>4215
movistar fucked up the pacing


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.4217 del
>>4214
he's got a broken foot since RVV


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.4218 del
Looks like burgers take first two spots, then it is >>4217


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.4219 del
>>4217
oh yeah, there's that
they really should let him rest, 2 months isn't too much time until the time


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.4220 del
>>4219
the tour isn't for GC by the way
only the vuelta


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.4221 del
Eh, missing one more guy in top 10, wish I didn't overthink CASTRILLO vs ROMEO and then ROMO won't be 100%, and didn't think VINE is one UAE too much.
Then it would be all a nice result from this race.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.4223 del
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Results. >>4222


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.4224 del
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>>4223
I thought we agreed the count was stopped


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.4225 del
>>4182
Abrahamsen but the other one I don't know. I guess some dopeur


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.4226 del
Oh it's * * * * * *


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.4227 del
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>>4224
That's the Chinese guy I outsourced it to, don't know what he is aboot.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.4228 del
>>4226
I've been enough on **'s page this year to see if I am taking crazy pills for not picking him that I recognize these 26s instantly.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.4229 del
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>>4223
These are clearly results from some local china race, no way I have 5 jobbers left.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.4230 del
So remco really lost some uphill sprint to leny and bettiol?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.4231 del
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wat nou?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.4232 del
>>4230
I'm sure he'll have a calm and reasonable explanation


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.4233 del
>>4232
and there it is
>I didn't want to win


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.4234 del
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VIne has to be very careful, otherwise he might hit his seasonal performance threshold too early. A BIG crash would then been needed to prevent him from surpassing the limit.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.4235 del
>>4233
>Was there more in it after all? "If the pace had been a bit higher until the last corner, the peloton might have stayed in a ribbon. And that would have been better for me. Pascal (Eenkhoorn, ed.) certainly did a great job there, although I didn't see where the rest of the team was."

rest of the team FIRED


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.4236 del
okay I am here now

GREAT that you can post more than one picture


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.4237 del
>>4235
He really need someone to tell him to stop doing this


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.4238 del
>>4237
Klaas Lodewyck should but he's the biggest remco dicksucker around
Also why he is always in the team car when he rides


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.4239 del
>>4238
Honestly wonder what other team are starting to think about remco. To think that plugge wanted to merge, he's like the opposite of Jonas


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.4240 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jef-du-bin
well, that's incorrect. it's "du bist", bin is for the first person, "ich bin".


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.4241 del
Hello.
Waar all the schizos?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.4242 del
>Lidl-Trek claims to be 'most successful team of the spring' based on data
do I smell a moral victory


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.4243 del
>That moment came a kilometre from the finish. “There was a hesitation behind me. I’m not very clear-headed, so I didn’t really know whether it was another kilometre to the top of the climb or to the finish. In any case, it was my moment and I seized it.”

Based tramadol vine


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.4244 del
thinking about the Giro. we haven't seen Primoz in action since Catalunya. also those Albanian roads surely are a big wildcard in my opinion.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.4245 del
Movistar's choice to burn Romeo for Romo's sprint was certainly interesting. Did he tell them that he was going to be shit tomorrow or what?
In normal conditions, I'd imagine he was in good position to finish 5th-7th in GC, now idk if he can top 10.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.4246 del
>>4244
I bet they resurfaced and fixed up all the roads the pedalton will ride over to make it look like they are a proper turists destination.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.4247 del
>>4244
we haven't seen ANY of the big contenders since catalunya actually
rog, ayuso, cararat, sheikh 1 & 2, landa, bernal


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.4248 del
>>4245
Thyon is such a big climb that it's a bit hard to guess what will happen for the guys outside of Almeida/Vine/Remco


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.4249 del
>>4245
I think he chuted or something? there was a thing on PCS of him at the medical car


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.4250 del
>>4247
will jumbo actually ride for wout, he needs all the help he can get or what is the role of sheik in their team?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.4251 del
wishing a certain andorran gigagrimper was in the romandie


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.4252 del
>>4240
Without checking I guessed it would be an Afrikaner.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.4253 del
>>4250
I think their main focus is kooij, yates will ride GC but I don't think anyone expects anything
wout will get some stages, I remember him saying he wants the points jersey but I don't see how you can get that if you're not sprinting atleast top 10 in the mass sprints


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.4254 del
>>4250
It's going to fun watching who will actually sprint between him Kooij.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.4255 del
>>4254
if there is any chance of holding off the decathlon deal they'll do everything for him


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.4256 del
>>4254
Is this even a contest? I mean, outside of really hilly stages like 1 or 13.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.4257 del
>>4247
One or more of them are definitely going to have a slow start to the Giro, I think.
And although races with Roglic tend to produce a lot of slurping and sprints for bonis, I suspect we'll see some gaps by the end of week 1.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.4258 del
>>4257
with the new red bull kilometer roglic will be more powerful than ever


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.4259 del
>>4242
>based on data
does the data reveal that they won more classics than UAE and Alpecin?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.4260 del
>>4256
Ehh who knows. I'm sure they will try to appease both of them.
It might be another "you take one and then I take one" situation like Alpecin did in TdF with Philipsen and Merlier a few years ago.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.4261 del
>>4259
>Lidl-Trek collected a total of 6583 UCI points. With that, it left UAE Emirates XRG (5968 points in 19 races) and Alpecin-Deceuninck (4747 points in 21 races) well behind. But the data team did not base its calculations solely on UCI points. They also looked at the number of victories, podium places and top ten rankings in the 22 classics.

>In terms of the number of podium places (11) and top ten rankings (21), Lidl-Trek is also in first place. UAE Emirates XRG (10 and 15) and Alpecin Deceuninck (also 10 and 15) are in joint second place. However, these two teams do have more victories than Lidl-Trek. Thanks in particular to Tadej Pogacar and Mathieu van der Poel respectively, they have five victories, while Lidl-Trek remains stuck at four.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.4262 del
>>4260
Bertc, have you seen Wout "sprints" this year. At this rate Kwabsia will outsprint him.
If only Koi gets to the line he is the one going.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.4263 del
>You are now 6% adapted to the heat.
bullshitmetricbros, we are BACK


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.4264 del
>>4262
this, he's also afraid of crashing I don't even see him be the last leadout man


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.4265 del
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>>4263
So you're now closer to walking out on anything in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.4266 del
>>4261
This is so bad lmao


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.4267 del
Anyway, BIG ride yesterday, Medium ride today
Apparently there's a weather protocol warning for the entire country for the whole weekend, that is kinda unfortunate


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.4268 del
>>4267
I gor rained on my way back from work. Perfect way to start the weekend


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.4269 del
>>4264
And he may be overeager again like during the la il Vuelta. He was during CX season. Another nasty crash probable.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.4270 del
>>4261
Who writes this slop? I thought it was PCS but I can't find these quotes in their article. Is it Trek themselves that put this out?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.4272 del
>>4270
Yes, lmao. Absolutely delusional


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.4273 del
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>>4262
I didn't say it was smart or the best thing to do. Visma just make strange choices sometimes.
Like being kwabed by Powerless in Dwars door.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.4274 del
>>4271
>>4272
Honestly the current LIDL era is the best the team has ever been. They should embrace being best of the rest after Matje/Pogi instead of trying to word soup their way into a moral victory.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.4275 del
I'm still mad at Ineos for sending a shit team to the Giro for Carapaz - he should have won that one


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.4276 del
>>4275
Carapaz' shit team, Almeida's coof, Landismo's abysmal ITT, old men Nibali and Valverde, etc...
We talk a lot about ***'s win but Hindley's is just about at the same tier.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.4277 del
>>4276
Bardet would have won


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.4278 del
>>4276
>Ryder HESJEDAL


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.4279 del
>>4278
I'll never forget that de gendt dopage


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.4280 del
>>4278
Almost stole my boy's KREUZIGER a BIG win too


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.4281 del
a prestigious cycling race in lovely american scenery


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.4282 del
Don't forget your 12 minutes bert. With summer coming it would be a shame to have some backpain


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.4283 del
>>4282
I have abandoned team back pain and joined team knee pain


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.4284 del
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>>4281
>fake GTA VI screenshot
america has at least twice as many pixels


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.4285 del
>>4281
if only new mexican RAI had live pictures from gila
imagine the kinoes


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.4286 del
>>4283
What's the solution to that?


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.4287 del
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>>4286
probably just overdid it, I hope


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.4288 del
>>4286
really depends on the region of your knee where the pain occurs (inside or outside).
there all kinds of solutions, like readjusting your cleats position, saddle height, position and type (some berts would tell you to get a sqlab saddle, can you imagine?) and q-factor.
I had inner knee pain (the side facing the bike), so getting pedals with smaller q-factor solved it for me.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.4289 del
>>4286
giving up


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.4290 del
>>4289
Doesn't sound like a solution to me


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.4291 del
>>4290
nobody has ever come back from knee pain


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.4292 del
>>4291
I did THOUGH
just had to ignore that french schizo on sattel position topics and eat more protein whilst resuming strength work, r*nning, et al.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.4293 del
>>4292
based survivor
turns out one can make it back


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.4294 del
>>4292
Oh yeah the durianrider fan boy. Completely forgot about him


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.4295 del
>>4291
fixing my saddle height/cleat position/smaller cranks helped mitigating that a lot for me tbh


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.4296 del
>>4267
weekend looks like proper DEATH
>wind
>rain
>thunderstorm
>cold


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.4297 del
it's interesting that starting around 2010, both the Giro and (especially) Vuelta became a lot more international in their podiums


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.4298 del
>>4292
I still find it funny that I spent like $300 on a bike fit and his advice after an hour of analysis was the exact same as the French schizo


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.4299 del
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>>4298
I'll gladly give you bad advice for half that price


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.4300 del
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>>4298
you don't need any fit with this simple trick


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.4301 del
Wout is a good cyclist


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.4302 del
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>>4301
He's fine, but he's not a winner.


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.4303 del
>>4301
of course he is. Don't finish on the podium in consecutive turkey stages without being a good cyclist


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.4304 del
>>4301
barely a B lister these days
may even be relegated to C lister if he does not pop off in the giro


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.4305 del
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Didn't expect this place to actually still be active.
Just come back home Berts. You all know that this isn't gonna stick.
Also this site doesn't like my custom css and I don't wanna be in 2 places for the same shit


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.4306 del
>>4111
Mardoqueo "Super Mardo" Vásquez the only local hero standing against the Colombian menace down in Vuelta BANTRAB


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.4307 del
>>4305
there's no Certain Someone here, which has quite a lot going for it


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.4308 del
>>4305
pass


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.4309 del
>>4305
>no captcha
>no 120 sec cooldown
>high iq posting
>multiple posts per post
>no 5 mb limit


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.4310 del
>>4305
I only started posting here after 4chan came back up
the schizos mostly stay away so it's much better here


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.4311 del
>>4307
>>4307
I just can't understand why those two stick around. I know it's literal mental illness...


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.4312 del
multiple big files? incredible (this is from my trip to the Grand Canyon last year)


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.4313 del
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>>4312
The European mind cannot comprehend these images


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.4315 del
>>4313
Meanwhile in Spain on the holy mountain


Bert 05/02/2025 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.4316 del
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>>4314
what about this


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.4317 del
>>4316
yes, well ...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.4318 del
>>4315
Spanish landscapes are so unkino


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.4319 del
>>4318
Yes well Spain is a big diverse place...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.4320 del
>>4319
But they never race through this. They race through desert.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.4321 del
>>4320
this. plenty of kino cycling and long climbs in asturias they never use. they've only done Gamoniteiru Once. They should do it Again


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.4322 del
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I think every country has beautiful parts <3

this was a couple weeks ago


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.4323 del
I am looking forward to the giro


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.4324 del
>>4323
If nothing else the potential UAE infighting and betrayals will be a must see.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.4325 del
>>4324
Strong giro squad so who is riding the tour??


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.4326 del
>>4325
People who will actually do the dirty work with no complaints.
Almeida, Sivakov,Pollit, Novak, Wellens....


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.4327 del
>>4325
Joao


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.4328 del
>>4324
>>4326
if they really bring arrieta that convinces me they will not work together, why would you bring a pure climber to be sixth in a mountain train instead of another long flat dom unless you were giving free reign to the big bois. what do they do if baroncini DNF's. next most likely flat dom is vine [lol]. hope they go full peak movistar and get raided in the third week, imagine the kino


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.4329 del
>>4305
Just take a look at the other thread. I'm staying here for as long as I can.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.4330 del
>he doesn't have water fountain in every little village
This is such a luxury. Sure you can ask restaurants but I'd rather not talk to people


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.4331 del
Cute


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.4332 del
>>4305
Nah, I actually wanted to go back early then I saw the schizo brothers were in full force but even worse retarded berts started interacting with them again


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.4333 del
>>4330
Peter? is that you?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.4334 del
>>4305
>just go back to /cyc/


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.4335 del
Anyway, let's ride. See you cyc


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.4336 del
>>4335
nice, have fun


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.4337 del
>So what is this approach? Well, Pedersen is using a demanding heat training method that involves riding indoors for around an hour each day while wearing full winter gear. The sessions begin at a steady 270 watts, with Pedersen allowing his heart rate to climb steadily — often finishing with 15 minutes at 255–270 watts and a heart rate nearing 180 bpm. “It’s terrible — but terribly effective,” explains the Lidl-Trek star in the latest episode of the Lang Distance podcast. “It’s awful training. I’d rather ride seven hours a day for a full week.”

fads is BACK


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.4338 del
>>4337
whats the "science" behind this. my extremely amateur intuition feels like putting yourself up conditions where your FTP becomes 270 seems bad, wouldnt the conventional advice be that you'd want to do intervals in ideal conditions. giro will be the ultimate clash of the training philosophies, mr 2eide vs the white monster


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.4339 del
>>4337
I was worried yesterday when South France Bertrand said that he almost took off his gilet during his ride. gladly he kept it on and gained an additional 20 watts thanks to the heat adaption.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.4340 del
>>4338
heat adaptation + blood plasma volume
I do think this has been studied properly for once


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.4341 del
>>4340
hmmm. does seem pretty solid. seems i need to watch more dylan jawnson videos


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.4342 del
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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.4343 del
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big patje article dropped, I'll post some stuff


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.4344 del
>>4343
>Apparently you're having dinner with that other bad boy, Bradley Wiggins, soon?

"At the end of June we're both guests at the Wattage Cycling Club in Ostend. We've never been in touch, but I'd like to catch up sometime. We'll see, maybe he'll say: 'Fuck you, I don't need it'."

>If you don't know him, what's there to talk about?

"At the end of the seventies I helped his dad find a job. He had come to live in Ghent as an Australian and had nothing left, he couldn't afford his food. I made sure he could drive the forklift truck at Marc Zeepcentrale (where Lefevere was team leader, ed.) in the morning and train in the afternoon. Why? Because I have a good side, I guess?"
"Bradley was born in 1980. The year of Tom Boonen and also my eldest son Dieter. His father left him after two years."


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.4345 del
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Reminder: The Banshees of Inisherin today.
At 11:00 and 22:00 in Central Euro time zone, pretty much the only time zone that matters.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Right now American hobo camping shenanigans, from yt.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.4346 del
>>4344
>Were you surprised when Evenepoel said he had thought about quitting?

“How does that work during a rehabilitation period: the winter lasts a long time, you just sit there, you can’t move your shoulder. Then the walls start closing in on you and you start to think negatively. But who doesn’t get down at some point?”
“Evenepoel is from the modern generation: they show their emotions more easily. I see riders crying more and more often after a race. Maybe because there is more stress, but also because that is part of it now. The women melt from that.”
“If I had known that, I would have cried a lot more. Apparently I did nothing but cry for the first two years of my life. That made it all go away. Now I only get emotional at funerals.”

>There is some talk about the fact that he is inspired by Islam.

"I don't know anything about that. I know he used to be Catholic, but now? People laugh at people who pray, but there are still riders who pray. Julien Vermote goes to church and prays. His prayers have been heard: he was without a team for two years."


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.4347 del
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>>4346
“But now I can speak freely. I was seriously annoyed, there are no standards anymore. We pay 120,000 euros a year for our WorldTour license. There are rules, strict laws about when you can make a proposal to a rider under contract, but everyone ignores them and no one gets fined.”

>You did that too, didn't you?

“Oh yeah? Why doesn't Wout van Aert ride for us? Because I respected the regulations. I told him: if you come with a letter that you are free, it's fine.”

>Every now and then you have to talk to someone who is still under contract, otherwise you are too late, right?

“Now you do, but not before. The time of Lefevere, when a word was a word, no longer exists. A handshake is a contract to me.”

>We knew that you have principles, but now you also sound a bit naive.

(on a roll) “Ralph Denk, with his false head, invited me to the Sheraton Hotel in Brussels during corona. We were all alone in a large room, he hadn't even provided a drink. He asked how much my team had to cost and what position I wanted. So I asked what he really wanted. ‘Remco’, he said.”
“I still needed a major sponsor for the following year and I said to leave us alone until March 31. That's early in the year, but if I didn't have anyone by then, I was prepared to give my riders time off. But I found Deceuninck.”
“In the meantime, Denk had already sent an email to dad Evenepoel, with Bora in the header. He made them completely crazy. You can lose your WorldTour license based on that. I forwarded that to the UCI. They promised that they would definitely do something with it. What did they do: nothing. They are afraid of Red Bull.” “Who the fuck is the UCI? I did what I did for 45 years. I brought a few hundred million euros to the race. After my retirement I didn’t even get an email. Nothing, no thanks, nothing. But I know they’re glad I’m gone. Of course, such a bore... Ha, I don’t need the UCI. And they can’t suspend me anymore.” (grins)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.4348 del
>>4346
lmao at the vermote line.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.4349 del
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>>4347
>Are your successors going to play the same games?

(shrugs) “Last summer in the Tour I had one meeting with the big boss of Red Bull. Not that idiot from the team, but with the CEO of the company itself. It was Friday night. That man was dead tired. He has two Formula 1 teams, football teams everywhere, and then he tries to buy off a driver and it doesn’t work. That man had had enough, and I was happy.”

>Bakala has had enough too, we hear.

“Bakala invested money in the team again, he also bought my shares, but now he’s fed up, yes. That nonsense has to stop, otherwise he’ll get his lawyers on it.” “So now there are two options: either you say ‘no fucking way’ to everyone who tries to get Remco, or you get a few more million by selling him. But you have to be able to sell that story to Soudal, Quick-Step and Specialized. I am glad that it is no longer my responsibility.”


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.4350 del
>>4343
>>4344
>>4346
>>4347
>>4349
wew, this will create some great drama!


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.4351 del
>>4347
really wished he gave more stories about Denk but Patje is too classy


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.4352 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/matteo-la-carbonara
most Czech name I've found on PCS so far. and who wants some pasta?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.4353 del
Huh Denk really is as big of a shithead as everyone claims I guess.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.4354 del
>>4346
>>4347
>>4349
You go Konig!


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.4355 del
>kooij to ag2r
>groenewegen to one of two unknown teams
>welsfraud to jayco


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.4356 del
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>>4352
This HAS to be a made up rider.. ?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.4357 del
>>4355
I guess this is just still rumor mill since they can’t declare anything until august


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.4358 del
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>>4356
don't question the UCI name generator


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.4359 del
>>4357
cycling transfers are pretty straight forward most of the time


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.4360 del
>groenewegen to one of two unknown teams
DSM? Red Bull? maybe even pissma?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.4361 del
>>4360
bora seems the most probable
DSM just invested in kwabkobsen's new legs and has a bunch of youngsters
visma is probably happy to not have a sprinter so they can skip even more races


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.4362 del
>>4347
>denk goes to great lengths to buy up riders with shady dealings
>every runner sucks except for Roglic
what a team


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.4363 del
Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Sion - Thyon 2000
128.4km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-3-gc
BAUDIN Alex
VINE Jay
ZWIEHOFF Ben
BAUDIN Alex

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2025/stage-4/live
https://www.tissottiming.com/2025/tdr/stage-4

Weather:
light rain and wet roads at the start
overcast and dry conditions in the afternoon
23°C max / 11°C at Thyon 2000

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTS / L'Equipe
14:00 CET


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.4365 del
>>4362
my boy van gils... ruined


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.4366 del
Tired from all the pedals pushing, slept like a baby

>>4364
Looks like a slurper, the climbs ale weak, but there some BIG names in the tete like Marton DINA, lil Willie SMIT, Valerio CONTI and of course, the /tpmcsctot/ winner VAN ANGELEN


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.4367 del
lmao


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.4368 del
Even HORNER the Corner is shittin on Memco now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g42JY3Q4inc [Embed]


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.4369 del
>>4343
is it all from the 80 Minutes at Vals Plat?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.4370 del
>>4367
very balanced reorting


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.4371 del
>>4365
do they get any blame for ruining Schelling or is that fully on Astana


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.4372 del
>>4371
Schelling was always a weakminded jobber


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.4373 del
Great ride today, felt much better than thursday. Had a pinchazo at the end taking some gravel sector way too fast kek. Grav*l is a lot of fun around here


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.4374 del
>>4373
nice, freedom


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.4375 del
>>4373
very kino. not a cagie in site


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.4376 del
>>4373
Some nasty gravel climb I ended up in the bushes lmao


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.4377 del
>>4372
if he so he's a bad one. optimal jobbering is phoning it in at 28-30 yrs where you can still sell yourself on untapped potential and then be able to coast from there, he pulled the move too early. Van Baarle, for example


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.4378 del
>>4373
Can feel the wind on me face.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.4379 del
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>>4355
>kooij to ag2r
signing washed up Bennett was practice now we become a real sprint team


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.4380 del
>>4373
kino
a bit jealous right now


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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.4382 del
>>4379
Benett could be elite last man for sprints actually


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.4383 del
Ah, yes, Jose Bean


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.4384 del
>>4377
once you're in the world tour and have some results someone will pick you up regardless


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.4385 del
>>4384
True, though his rider profile might be one of the worst to be washed at. not much niche for a small puncheur who doesnt actually have the punch to win pro races


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.4386 del
>>4382
surely he'll find another team that let's him do his own sprints or just retire


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.4387 del
>>4385
Ripe for the ineos train


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.4388 del
Lame


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.4389 del
>>4386
Worst case scenario some team like Tudor or q35.6 who want to make the Wt jump will pick him up just to farm top 10's.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.4390 del
Completely missed this place during the outage but yesterday's yet another schizo meltdown in /cyc/ makes it seem appealing


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.4391 del
Going to be pure carnage today.
Love it when hard stages start with a climb.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.4392 del
>>4391
brutal start for breakaway and then slurp


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.4393 del
last time they did this stage there were some interesting results
big jorg doing well
first real showing of maxxed poole
>Pinot


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.4394 del
>>4393
also cian not being an absolute fraud


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.4395 del
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>>4394
nine watts per kilogram of bodyweight
soon
maybe


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.4396 del
>>4395
in a wheelchair maybe


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.4397 del
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surprisingly averaged out


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.4398 del
>>4397
Well, top riders ride the same top races. Not surpring when there isn't much overlap between WT races in the calendar.
PN is the slightly surprising one with a 9 month gap to Tirreno. I guess the hillier Tirreno requires a bit more experience.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.4399 del


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.4400 del
lmao random bike on the road


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.4401 del
>>4399
chute comicale


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.4402 del


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.4403 del
>>4400
>>4402
no tire on the rear wheel
another victim of hookless


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.4404 del


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.4405 del
>>4399
Can I get a webm of the Turkish riders smiling and waving at the camera before they suddenly plow into the back of the crash?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.4406 del
Fuck me that's proper wind.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.4407 del
>>4405
was it before or after the big chute?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.4408 del
>>4407
They showed it just before the overhead replay of the chute


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.4409 del
Nevermind, Russbert posted it in the other thread.

Benefits of truly paying attention


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.4410 del


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.4411 del
>>4409
i see, there was one more take


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.4412 del
>>4404
>using bikes


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.4413 del
CAM ON KRISTOFF


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.4414 del
Go on Fatman.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.4415 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.4416 del
How do these chucklefucks crash so much on a straight wide road in good weather


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.4417 del
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Viviani.
Wat.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.4418 del
Top kek viviani vs fatman


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.4419 del
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>Ella VIVIANI is still alive somehow


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.4420 del
>>4418
Battle of the washed up sprinters


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.4421 del
Viviani is now Lotto's best sprinter this year.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.4422 del
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Viviani redeemed!


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.4423 del
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>>4421
Still an upgrade over Scaleb.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.4424 del
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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.4425 del
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I feel like I am going to need 150 velocoins for the Il Giro. Emailing Velobert right now


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.4426 del
I have a confession cyc. I bought some gravel bib from decathlon with pockets on the size and it's actually quite comfy to store bars and gels


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.4427 del
Did Kristoff's chain drop for a split second?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.4428 del
>>4426
bibs with side pockets? wtf, absolutely ...
(hmm I need this too)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.4429 del
>>4426
Rip your CdA


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.4430 del
>>4418
it's like we went back in time


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.4431 del
>>4426
>>4428
They're not bad


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.4432 del
>>4426
speaking of bars, I went thru many a types and brands in the last couple of years and the ones that i think work more than placebo and are actually tasty are from DM


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.4434 del
>>4432
I just buy pate de fruit. I pay like 2€ for 5 bars. The only thing that matters is sugar anyway. If I want more real food I take bananas


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.4435 del
>>4432
>>4433
>Not just eating gas station candy and drinking sugar water
Ngmi


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.4436 del
>>4435
Or candy yeah. For energy drink I just put sugar in my water with some pressed lemon and salt. Insane what people are paying for energy drinks


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.4437 del
>>4433
Solid info, Teutonic Tormentors are blitzkrieging through the health/beauty/droguerie market here, will check them out.
On a sale of course.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.4438 del
>>4433
I don't think you need protein on your bike bert


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.4439 del
>>4438
not even on BIG rides, when I get a little hungry? i dont like the banana aftertaste


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.4440 del
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>>4433
>zuckerarm


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.4441 del
>>4439
Not sure but I think protein bars are overkill. Maybe just take some nut/chocolate ones?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.4442 del
>>4441
I think the bar is mostly carbs anyway


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.4443 del
WE LIVE IN ROMANDIE


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.4444 del
mfw dry spell


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.4445 del
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>>4433
>Protein
Bert...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.4446 del
>>4432
>>4433
my dearest bertman why would you consume protein bars on the bike instead of pure carb bars
that is silly


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.4447 del
looks like the stage is ripe for getting jonas'd


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.4448 del
>>4447
This is the UCI headquarter stage, no way


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.4449 del
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>>4445
>>4446
maybe that's why I am said be "always" bonking ...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.4450 del
>>4426
gr*vel jerseys with extra pockets are pretty handy storing jackets or gilets


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.4452 del
I wish I lived in the Alps surrounded by Cat 1 climbs


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.4453 del
>>4451
Top kek, that's pretty bad


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.4454 del
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>>4449
maybeee


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.4455 del
>>4433
>>4451
>Bertacek "fueling" his rides with protein bars with 16g of sugar
>In a state of perpetual bonk
UAE circa 2019-esque


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.4456 del
>>4452
same


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.4457 del
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>>4433
I went through a whole fase of bars and gels and ultimately just settled on these with isotonic sugar water


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.4458 del
In the last five minutes, Carlton has covered road engineering, Switzerland in WW2, the history of Alpine dukes, the guitarist from Deep Purple, the Montreux Jazz Festival, the origin of the song Mr Blue Sky by ELO, speculating on ROGLIČ possibly passing out jerseys


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.4459 del
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ahh, Protein


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.4460 del
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>>4425
I am running through my pockets and calculating how many payday loans will it take for me to have enough velocoins to just pick 5 guys I consider mandatory.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.4461 del
>>4460
and in the end some new Gee type 6 pointer will score 1800 points
his name? Florian Stork


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.4462 del
>>4459
>3euro for 10g of proteine
Cheap


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.4463 del
>>4457
I carry a few gels to quickly get down while still riding, but otherwise I'm a gas station Haribo and sugar water with lemon guy


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.4464 del
>>4461
Stork is among four considerations from Tudor, I my children will paying off my debts.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.4465 del
I'm French, Norbert's lease of Polska flag is being paid off now.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.4466 del
>I wonder when Jay Vine will start waxing his mustache like a fighter pilot or old pirate
I'm actually glad we don't have Carlton for every race because it makes the races he does cover truly special


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.4467 del
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no need to visit America when we have rocks like this at home


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.4468 del
>>4459
What kind of person buys this


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.4469 del
(995.47 KB 1280x720 protein gel.png)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.4470 del
>>4468
Feels like something lance would shill on his podcast


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.4471 del
>>4466
why does tiz have the awful usual angloids and you have kirby


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.4472 del
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>>4467
>me, when I use the raise gound tool in vidja


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.4473 del
>>4458
>guitarist of Deep Purple
Richie Blackmore? Is my joke finally catching on?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.4474 del
Suisse tv telling the rumors of Roglic being on top of the Thyon 2000 as well


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.4475 del
>>4468
the influenced


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.4476 del
This is arguably one of the best chances a frenchie has had of breaking the streak in a long time.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.4477 del
>>4473
It was not cycling related. He was talking about cloud inversions over Alpine lakes and then started humming "Smoke on the Water"

>>4471
Benefits of being a FloBikes paypig


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.4478 del
>>4470
True but he would shill literally anything that gets him money. He would put Mein Kampf for sale there if it was profitable


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.4479 del
>>4476
But it is a dopeur. Not a real French to me


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.4480 del
>>4476
I'm feeling a cheeky Vine betrayal today and TT to victory tomorrow

He mentioned on his IG yesterday how he is a protected rider for UAE so if JOAO slumps at the start of the climb today, I think he will go


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.4481 del
>only one victory
So what will the excuse be today. We should make a daily betting pool for this


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.4482 del
>>4481
that memco tourmalet disaster, ah the memories


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.4483 del
>The deontological committee at the VRT also looked into it,” said Van Gucht. “People may not like to hear it, but they have determined that no journalistic error was made, except that a number of words were perhaps chosen unluckily.” Van Gucht finally emphasized that he would like to have “a beer or a coffee” with Evenepoel
All is well


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.4484 del
Up we go


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.4485 del
>>4483
Haha a beer. This guy just keeps on fucking with him


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.4486 del
>>4483
>deontological committee
why are they asking a bunch of dentists if they think that Ruben went too far?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.4487 del
Vines spotted


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.4488 del
>>4480
Definitely not impossible and I'm not too opposed to the Vinester winning, but it would need a performance we haven't yet seen from him. Maybe I'm missing something, but I think that Vine's only good performance in a big mountain not from the break was Jebel Jais last year.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.4489 del
>>4482
I have erased this vuetla from my memory


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.4490 del
junior lesmurf already disappointing remco, he'll get the whip tonight inshallah


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.4491 del
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Imagine Baudin beats UAE merda today


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.4492 del
Who would be most soulful French current rider to break the streak? Gregoire?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.4493 del
>>4492
Vauquelin


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.4494 del
>>4482
actually he got dropped on Aubisque and reached Tourmalet with the gruppetto


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.4495 del
Madouas/Bardet


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.4496 del
>>4492
the NC, Lapeira


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.4497 del
>>4491
well


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.4498 del
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baudin laché


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.4499 del
>>4497
I thought you were referring to Lenny


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.4500 del
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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.4501 del
>>4499
me too


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.4502 del
gaudu status?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.4503 del
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>>4502
>He's actually in this race


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.4504 del
>>4497
he will pull an Alemida


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.4505 del
>>4502
Dead, gone.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.4506 del
ahahahahaha


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.4507 del
>>4502
Fraudu.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.4508 del
>>4502
responding to twitch viewers, he will be back


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.4509 del
>"Vernaz...very nice [Borat accent]"
kek


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.4510 del
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>>4506
I have him in my veloteam. I totally missed that he was still recovering.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.4511 del
>neither hirschi nor allah doing the giro
lol I thought they were forced?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.4512 del
>>4510
That's ok, I have Pl*pp


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.4513 del
Torres gaat een grote worden Michel


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.4514 del
>>4511
Allah to TDF for sure. I think for giro only pidcuck is forced


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.4515 del
>>4511
Voisard will be a cheap pick


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.4516 del
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>>4512
>Vlasov derriere du peloton
Holy shit how can my entire team be so fraudulent


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.4517 del
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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.4518 del
>>4510
>>4512
I have Champoussin and Christen


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.4519 del
van eetvelt virtual leader right now


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.4520 del
I think bora was also one of the CO rebreather teams looking at their riders


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.4521 del
selling the house to buy more $LENNY


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.4522 del
PARCHEGGIO Ivan ROMEO


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.4523 del
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not romo laché


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.4524 del
>>4522
saving for the TT, trust the plan...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.4525 del
>Champoussin DNF, Romeo giving up on GC
I'm gone. I'm dead.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.4526 del
G is getting another Tour podium at this rate


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.4527 del
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oh no


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.4528 del
dropping like flies now, still 9km to go


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.4529 del
Vlasov lachee


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.4530 del
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>>4510
>>4512
I have had Shmidt, Christen, Uhlig, and Sobrero.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.4531 del
c'est fini for memco


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4532 del
Remco dood ?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4533 del
remco dead?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4534 del
Remco slipping and sliding down the peloton


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4535 del
remco as helper hahahaha


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4536 del
And there goes Remco EVENEPOEL. Backwards, that is. I see the excuse today is to "work" for Lecerf


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4537 del
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this romandie is really exposing frauds


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.4538 del
>>4535
If lecerf is dod c'est fini


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.4539 del
>>4535
>helping a guy that's dropping 8km from the line
it's definitely a good excuse so he doesn't have to crack on camera


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.4540 del
slippy G laché


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.4541 del
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>I have had Remco, Shmidt, Christen, Uhlig, and Sobrero.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.4542 del
almeida working for vine my god


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.4543 del
>>4540
did his threshold intervals, he'll be ready by June


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.4544 del
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joao and the rapist taking over


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.4545 del
VINE WILL WIN


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.4546 del
>>4542
LMAO


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.4547 del
ALMEIDA most trusted gregario


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.4548 del
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>>4542
This is outrageous, someone needs to get George on the phone, I need to repick my Veloteam immediately


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.4549 del
this is such a remco move, he'll be the good guy working for a teammate but the real reason is he knew he'd get exposed


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.4550 del
>MATHYS Rondel
writing his name down


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.4551 del
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Mathys RONDEL


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.4552 del
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Dang it posted on the wrong forum again. But I don't want to close it entirely


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.4553 del
Rodriguez dood.
Astana doper still there.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.4554 del
Vine satellite for Joao?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.4555 del
who's the arkea chap?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.4556 del
this is GREAT


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.4557 del
>>4552
gotta keep rusbert engaged


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.4558 del
>>4555
Must be le invisible man CRISTIAN RODRIGUEZ


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.4559 del
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>One year ago


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.4560 del
wow this is not the group I expected to thrive today


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.4561 del
took the wrong C. Rodríguez


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.4562 del
Fortunato PAS NORMAL


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.4563 del
>>4561
He just fell off


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.4564 del
Haha a camera with him again. SEETHING incoming


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.4565 del
lmao Vine JAY is so strong


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.4566 del
>fascinating tactics by quickstep


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.4567 del
Almeida and Vine droping the hammer.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4568 del
lmao at the camera staying with remco and his seething growing


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4569 del
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kek, how long until memco stops until the motorbike is gone?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4570 del
>>4564
doesn't even need a humorous caption


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4571 del
Lenny save me from lame UAEwinslol


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4572 del
horner won't like this ONE BIT


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4573 del
>almeida asking lenny to pull
Topkek this dude might as well be sudaca. Biggest french rat by far


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4574 del
>>4569
>>4570
reminds me of the Landa pic


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.4575 del
Sfortunato will win this.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.4576 del
Or maybe not.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.4577 del
>>4571
But I like these UAE riders


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.4578 del
almeida torturing fortunato


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.4579 del
vine is such a smooth pedaller


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.4580 del
Rondel was NOT on my radar at all


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.4581 del
lenny needs to try something at some point


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.4582 del
jaysef viner...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.4583 del
>>4579
If he had any bike handling skills, he would've podium'ed a GT by now


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.4584 del
kinda looks like CANAL BLANCO


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.4585 del
why is remco even bothering? lecerf loses like 3 minutes in the TT


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.4586 del
>>4581
He's happy with the stage


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.4587 del
snow SPOTTED


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.4588 del
G2 coming back?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.4589 del
>>4585
Probably a way for him to avoid pressure


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.4590 del
>>4584
>Bert zonder nek


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.4591 del
cam on fortuna think of them boints


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.4592 del
i can't believe vine is back


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.4593 del
>Vine nosebreathing
>Lenny fiddling with his computer
>Almeida and Fortunato out of the saddle rocking and rolling


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.4594 del
Vine raping the mountain


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.4595 del
>>4593
>Lenny posting on Endchan midrace


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.4596 del
>>4585
You know why. It is his excuse for today. He would have won if not selflessly riding for some useless shitter


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.4597 del
kek fortunato suffering kino


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.4598 del
RODRIGUEZ CANO looks extremely smooth, almost not swinging at all


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.4599 del
more bullbusting for fortunato


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.4600 del
DIESEL POWER


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.4601 del
/ELITE/ /ELITE/ /ELITE/ /ELITE/ /ELITE/ /ELITE/


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.4602 del
ok, the expected 2 are finally alone


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.4603 del
betrayal


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.4604 del
If you only knew how /elite/ things really are.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.4605 del
>>4584
>la creatura con nomo like a German name for a pot with handle that subsequently became the same name for a the same pot in Polish


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.4606 del
NOOOOOO LENNY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.4607 del
>Get fucked, mate


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.4608 del
Vine doesn’t want to ruin his GC but fortunato is too weak lol


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.4609 del
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I squeak


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.4610 del
almeida should be studied, the dude is like an anime villain that gets stronger the longer the battle


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.4611 del
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>


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.4612 del
Why did I pick some useless shitter fucking cunt douchebag for 28 velocoins


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.4613 del
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>11111
nice digits


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.4614 del
attaque?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.4615 del
diesel attaque


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.4616 del
most interesting romandie in ages


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.4617 del
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Where the fuck is ONLEY?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.4618 del
>>4617
Left in G4 at best, I have him too.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.4619 del
Hey there is Carlos Rodriguez out of nowhere


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.4620 del
>>4616
Remco effect


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.4621 del
CARLITO


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.4622 del
these gaps aren't very impressive


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.4623 del
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volta fans


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.4624 del
‘meida corner


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.4625 del
>>4622
neither almeida nor lenny are pulling at their max


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.4626 del
was vine holding back?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.4627 del
Almeida is such a RAT


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.4628 del
>>4622
Yeah they’re pokering


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.4629 del
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c'rod


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.4630 del
>>4612
welcome to the club
I wonder what is Lefevere 2.0 thinking right now


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.4631 del
>>4625
hard to say with Lenny, he looks a bit on the limit


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.4632 del
(46.37 KB 666x706 Squeak!.jpg)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.4633 del
Almeida acting like a cunt tbh


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.4634 del
>>4631
yes, but he's still trying to not go as hard as he can in hopes of getting to sprint for the win


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.4635 del
With this bullshit Fortunato will be leader


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.4636 del
>>4632
a lenny victory would be a great reason to start squeaking but on the other hand bahrain is such a bad team that we may very well just make fun of fdj instead


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.4637 del
>>4635
does it matter, notorious TT legend fortunato will not survive tomorrow


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.4638 del
>wiping cam with cooking spatula


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.4639 del
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>>4637
>he doesn't know


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.4640 del
I hate this for my velogame, but this is some non boring ciclismo for once.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4641 del
LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4642 del
martinez pas normal


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4643 del
happy squeak


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4644 del
VIVE LA FRANCE


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4645 del
LENNERGY (FRENCH)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4646 del
BASED LENNY


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4647 del
LENNY OUTSPRINTING SOMEONE

HAPPY DAY


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4648 del
fortunato sprinting for UCI points


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4649 del
Lenny leader with 1 second?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.4650 del
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ALRIGHT THEN


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.4651 del
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>Lenny took it
WTF


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.4652 del
it's not wheelsucking when the french do it


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.4653 del
>Diesel -1
>SQUEAK +1
hehe


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.4654 del
>>4651
Literally outsmarted Joao. He was first thru the final corner with less than 100m to go, not enough space for Joao to get around him after braking for the corner


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.4655 del
was that sergio shitguita?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.4656 del
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I didn't believe in Lenny and now pay the price for it.
also I hope slippy G doesn't slip today. yes, it's the very same place.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4657 del
Haha some Picnic shitter riding for 5 points in GC. Astana CHADS have this so easily it's not even funny


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4658 del
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>>4656
I will do the honors


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4659 del
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reminder that almeidings in the past outsprinted vingo who outsprinted pog meaning lenny defeated both of them today


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4660 del
Van Eetvelt completely parcheggio'd. Sepulveda must be happy with that lel


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4661 del
>that jayco shitter suffering for a top 25


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4662 del
>>4654
kek!
thanks, need to watch the stage when I'm home


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.4663 del
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van eetvelt +3:23


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.4664 del
>>4658
Haha


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.4665 del
>>4660
why are they making the poor guy ride with a broken foot?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.4666 del
>>4660
>working for a guy with a broken foot
why is that dude even here


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.4667 del
would have been hilarious if fortunato led tomorrow


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.4668 del
cyclisme


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.4669 del
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french world tour victory so close and yet so far


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.4670 del
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>>4669
Vine will unironically win the GC tomorrow


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.4671 del
Final GC podium is gonna be Almeida, Vine, Remco, isn't it?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.4672 del
>>4668
>>4669
French pain face is just more powerful.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.4673 del
do the French even understand the raw Suisse French accent?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.4674 del
so GC after tomorrow will be
Almeida
Lenny
Vine
cROD
Fortunato/Remco


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.4675 del
>>4671
Lenny is a decent TT, I don't think he loses 1:41 to remco


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.4676 del
That's some strange squeaking sounds


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.4677 del
Top 5 close together, Lennergy Pharma and especially Patje's Angels preparing for a ITT assualt on Richie Porte Memorial Team.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.4678 del
>Lenny being told he is leading the race


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.4679 del
this stupid TT doesn't have enough turns


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.4680 del
still waiting for the surprise appearance of Primoz


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.4681 del
>>4671
Lenny will be okay, I think he will lose to Almeida. If Vine has a good day, he may leapfrog him, but not guaranteed.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.4682 del
>>4674
>Fortunato 5th
He isn't finishing in the top 10, mark my words.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.4683 del
At least Baudin looks clean now...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.4684 del
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baudin finally arriving


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.4685 del
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(75.51 KB 486x154 squeaker_concerned.png)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.4686 del
>>4678
très bien


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.4687 del
>>4682
come on, I know he's awful but outside of remco the next good TT'er is like ion izagirre or some shit
even sepp kuss could squak out some absolutely sulphurous TT in the vuelta


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.4688 del
>Gaudu +6:26
>Vlasov +6:32
Right behind some guy named "Ramses Debruyne". Can't make that up. Unless this guy actually was made up


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.4689 del
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>>4687
The dude is legit horrendous


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.4690 del
>>4688
ramses, the best 4 point pick and good pharao as well


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.4691 del
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(153.99 KB 1280x720 mpv-shot0002.jpg)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.4692 del
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>>4689
yeah but so are all of these guys
midget juanpe and higuita taking more than a minute on him?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.4693 del
>>4688
>>4690
>naming your kid after a 'merican condom brand


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.4695 del
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Results. >>4694


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.4696 del
>>4695
SURGING


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.4697 del
>>4695
romeo don't let me down tomorrow


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.4698 del
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well done remco


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.4699 del
Today I will be fixing that fucked up scoring for stage races.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.4700 del
>>4698
visma tier tweet


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.4701 del
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the squeaker that could


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.4702 del
cheese :)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.4703 del
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gc


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.4704 del
>>4699
Yes please fix my score, I should have more points. Remco EVENEPOEL has scored some moral victories this week and that should reflect here


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.4705 del
>>4698
Why doesn't the dude just say he's here for training and volume, all those interviews of I'm feeling really good and now he's working for some shitters white jersey who is clearly not keeping it with lenny at the front


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.4706 del
>>4703
they really didn't pull out too much time


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.4707 del
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waar is primoz, he's supposed to be there


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.4708 del
>>4707
already ski jumped off the mountain


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.4709 del
>>4707
Chuted on the way to the podium presentation


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.4710 del
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memco is still eligible for white jersey


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.4711 del
>>4695
>I had Lenny!
>Everyone had Lenny...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.4712 del
>>4704
The best I can do is +1 to "wouts" column when I make it sometime in the future.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.4713 del
>>4710
And surpassed by Mathys RONDEL already. Career went downhill in record tempo


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.4714 del
>>4713
this Rondel fella made a good move going to Tudor versus getting squeezed to death by a WT team


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.4715 del
As long as they don't drop too much in GC tomorrow, it's another 200-300 points from GC to Astana.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.4716 del
>Marc Hirschi will not participate in the Giro d’Italia after all. Tudor announced the Swiss as an eye-catcher earlier, but has now not included him in the selection due to a lack of form. He is included in the eight: Maikel Zijlaard, Rick Pluimers and leader Michael Storer.

Imagine being so fucking dogshit even a proconti team doesn't take you to a grand tour.
Really made the deal of the century this guy


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.4717 del
>>4716
The ultimate contract year merchant


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.4718 del
Is NORDHAGEN the next big norwegian dopeur?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.4719 del
>>4716
Damn.
Imagine being Tudor and spending millions on Her/she and Allah. They really got fucked good.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.4720 del
>>4718
who was the previous


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.4721 del
>>4716
no refunds kek
its like he grinded all them italian classics to level up (get a juicy contract) and now that hes max level hes sitting on his ass doing nothing


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.4722 del
>>4718
the previous guy sucked and still sucks so if anything he would be the first


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.4723 del
>>4719
allah was a tour invite, that's worth it even if he's retarded
I can imagine him going in 12 breaks again


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.4724 del
>>4718
This one had access to the XC juices


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.4725 del
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>>4723
>Alah was a tour invite

Makes sense.
But still I'd expect a bit more from him. I mean 25 race days and not a single top 10.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.4726 del
>>4725
And why am I Greek when I'm phone posting?
Funky site this.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.4727 del
>>4706
I truly believe he is good enough for some decent results, but he rides like a retard


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.4728 del
>>4727
fuck me wrong numbers again, it was for>>4725
still not used to the reply window not resetting after closing it


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.4729 del
>>4725
>>4723
>allah was a tour invite
aka "visiting your wife"


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.4730 del
>>4725
last year he only got up to steam in the giro too, just spam tdf breaks and he's bound to top 3 once


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.4731 del
>>4726
I think it selects a random flag if you don't select one yourself
I've been dutch, burger and others on pc no less


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.4732 del
>>4720
Tobias Holand and before him, our boy who, heh, just needed a bit more time


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.4733 del
>>4732
heh cfhagz, any day now...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.4734 del
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Romandie OFFICIAL GC /bet/

>Almeida 1.16
>Vine 7
>Martinez 11
>Evenepoel 26
>Fortunato 51
>Rodriguez Cano 401
>Junior 501


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.4735 del
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For me, its stage 16


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.4736 del
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>>4734
>>Evenepoel 26
>>Junior 501


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.4737 del
>>4734
>Fortunato 51
Is this the chance of Almeida, Lenny, Vine, Remco, Carlitos, and possibly others, all crashing?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.4738 del
If you don't believe in Bardet winning the Giro, Martinez winning the Tour and Martin winning the Vuelta, then you don't believe in anything.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.4739 del
>>4738
martinez tour is the most likely one on that list and thats still a stretch


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.4740 del
>>4739
Seixas has a better chance at this point, he might still be good when pogi retires


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.4741 del
>Eppure i sospetti c’erano.
>«Vincevo, ero italiano e il boss della mia squadra, Vinokourov, aveva un passato ambiguo come altri manager. Sono stato pedinato, mi hanno aperto la macchina e controllato il telefono e sono sicuro che mi siano entrati anche in casa per trovare prove che non esistevano. I ciclisti erano bersagli facili. Mai nella vita mi sono dopato e soprattutto mai ho pensato di farlo. Mi hanno controllato un milione di volte, possono testare le provette tra cent’anni. A testa alta, sempre».
>E adesso, Vincenzo?
«Faccio mille cose, tra cui promuovere il Giro d’Italia. Ma soprattutto, vivo. In aprile ho viaggiato in Sicilia con la famiglia per mostrarla bene a Emma e Miriam, le bambine. A due anni dal ritiro, il primo viaggio da turista della vita: Cefalù, la valle dei Templi di Agrigento, la Villa del Casale di piazza Armerina. Tornando a casa siamo passati davanti al Museo Regionale ed Emma mi ha chiesto cosa ci fosse da vedere. C’è Antonello, le ho detto, un gigante della storia dell’arte. Quando la vedi tramite Antonello o dalle grandi foreste dei Peloritani, Messina è davvero “u megghiu posttu nto munnu”».

Based shark


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.4742 del
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>>4734
Unfortunately, we need to get a squeaker onto a big budget team that can really work their time trial position, gear, and skills.

There is not a single French GC guy on a big budget team.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.4743 del
>>4740
Honestly I could see lenny win a vuelta/giro with a weak startlist


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.4744 del
>>4743
Let's see him be good more than one mountain stage in a row for once


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.4745 del
>>4744
Agree...I love Lenny but he has never won a stage race aside from U23 results. Sometimes he just disappears for unclear reasons.

Winning a GT is three weeks of hell.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.4746 del
Kurwatour starts from Wrocław again so I will be going with a /cyc/ office delegation again.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.4747 del
How exactly did I impersonate people? I used random flags so my posts are taken at face value instead haha fuck schizobrit. Banned for standing up for myself lmao, you are a pathetic bunch. Really, genuinely pathetic. Thank christ real cyc exists and the worst are wanking each other off in the corner of the internet.
(this Bert has omloop fever)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.4748 del
>>4746
Route any good?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.4749 del
I sincerely hope the clique stays here, some very nasty people here that take it far too serious. Jantard is a stupid cunt too.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.4750 del
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>>4733
Just checked what he's up to and aparently he is retired.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.4751 del
>>4750
le 28-year-old promising young talent
that Vuelta was probably a fluke either way but to be fair to him he did suffer some big injury a year or two after which certainly didn't help him


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.4752 del
>>4750
Just when Q36.5 is starting to get better lmao


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.4753 del
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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.4754 del
blitzkriegbros...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.4755 del
>>4748
Don't know, not fully disclosed yet, probably very similar to last year as the second stage is in Karpacz again, nyswinslol if he is casted here again.
Probably it will go through my land again, probably not through my town as my mayor would be boasting about it already, but who knows.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.4756 del
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Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.4757 del
>>4756
very nice


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.4758 del
>>4754
The Teutonic Tormentors.. *spits*


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.4759 del
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>>4756
>Yet another weekend on call for the /cyc/ office
God dammit


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.4760 del
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I would like to direct your attention to my /WORLD TOUR WINE/ rankings over on the other /cyc/. We are starting the GT season and things are surely going to heat up!


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.4761 del
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>>4760
I dont drink wine


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.4762 del
>>4754
that wall just rolled over me like 1.5h ago it was BAD and it'll get you now hehe


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.4763 del
>>4760
I'll critique the screenshot if you post one


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.4764 del
>>4761
but bohemia is famous for its wine and your beer is basically German


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.4765 del
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>>4763
here

>>4761
fortunately for you there's also a bier ranking, featuring a non-Czech pilsner at the bottom!


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.4766 del
>>4765
poor guy suffering through a bavik for our post enjoyment


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.4767 del
>>4766
It was fine. The only thing that was truly horrible (aside from the corked Heredia Tondonia Rouge) was the Wits End Luna Shiraz from TDU. I poured out 3/4 of the bottle.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.4768 del
>>4765
I agree with this ranking


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.4769 del
>>4764
abhorent post


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.4770 del


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.4771 del
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>>4770
literally no idea what this could possibly mean


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.4772 del
>>4771
es wird regnen


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.4773 del
>>4771
graphs finna graph


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.4774 del
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>>4760
You paid too much for the indeed very nice
Sonnenuhr Riesling Spätlese 2022

But sorry, I can not go back, it is just too much of a wasteland there.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.4775 del
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I drink wine out of a box.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.4776 del
>>4774
There's a lot of places with prices in the ~$45 range but I just went with a local shop that has a good selection I like.

My usual Riesling producer is Hofgut Falkenstein (which is single greatest quality-to-price ratio of any wine I've ever had) but I wanted to try something different.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.4777 del
>>4776
Basically, I am a foreigner to this wine region (I know, this might sound strange regarding the "short" distance from my hood) but the last very great white wine I acquired from this region was a Grauburgunder from a winery next to Trier.

I am just a beer guy.



Oh, but... do you know about Eiswein?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.4778 del
>>4777
Yes, I used to live in Finger Lakes region of NY and had a fair amount of Eiswein. It is good stuff and I have a couple in my cellar.

One of the great epiphanies of wine-drinking is realizing that sweet wines can be incredible. Riesling and Vouvray, Sauternes, Madeira, etc. I will never forget the first time I had Chateau d'Yquem. The mind looks for something to grasp onto in the midst of such beauty.

(Port still is a bit syrupy for me, but I probably have never had a truly great Port)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.4779 del
>>4777
biking along the Mosel would be a nice idea, I bet the bike paths are filled with boomers on a nice day though.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.4780 del
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>>4779
Truly unmenschliche Rampen


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.4781 del
>>4778
The journey is the adventure. You will taste shitty wine, astonishing wine...
I hate Port. I can only imagine it cooking it down in some sauce.
>>4779
They always complain, but if you respond properly... (equally blunt, but smart) they grant you with a smile.
And some secret local knowledge! (food, wine, etc...)


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.4782 del
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>>4781
>The journey is the adventure.
Very true


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.4783 del
>>4782
Sometimes the adventure gets to be too much...


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.4784 del
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The Blitzkrieg arrived with a tremendous silence


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.4785 del
good morning i hate schizos


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.4786 del
Lenny and Almeida did beat Yates' record, huh.
By just a second, but I'm still a bit surprised since they seemed to fuck around a bit. I guess the pace was good from the bottom of the climb.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.4787 del
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>>4786
Lotto were drilling it on the lower slopes for Van Eetvelt.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.4788 del
>>4787
van who?


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.4789 del
>>4787
who is not even in the race


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.4791 del
>>4790
Homely czech podium girls.
Would.


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.4792 del
AI slop


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.4793 del
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>>4792
AI tratnik with the tramadol stare


Bert 05/03/2025 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.4794 del
Red bull is dopage for your hair, but for you're wings


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.4795 del
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chrissie horner straight to the remjugular


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.4796 del
>“Egan is doing well. He’s training at home in Colombia, up in the mountains. Everything is going smoothly, and from what I can gather from speaking with him, he’s motivated... He’s thinking about how to win the Giro. He’s always happy, optimistic, and ready to overcome any obstacles in his path.”
>Zandio [Ineos DS] retains confidence that Bernal will be a genuine Maglia Rosa threat
are you berts ready for some prime ineos sulphur


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.4797 del
>>4796
>Training in colombia
All I needed to hear


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.4798 del
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>>4797
not only that, he's riding with oscar SEVILLA. ive seen enough, giro by 10 minutes


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.4799 del
>>4798
adjusted


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.4800 del
>famenne ardenne classic
>no de lie
might be officially over, his rides on strava are also kinda weak


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.4801 del
>>4800
Dude is completely broken, honestly a bit worrying


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.4802 del
>>4801
haven't been keeping up with all his ailments, is it definitively weakmind now or is there a valid physical injury excuse


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.4803 del
>>4801
from what I've read it seems like he doesn't really have it in him to adept the monk lifestyle required to become a top tier rider
might unironically have peaked too early


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.4804 del
>>4802
Last time I saw him in nokere koerse dude was straight up fat.
Then it came out they let him choose a coach which was a friend of him and he didn't train well with a shit ton of travel days from spain to the farm in wallonia


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.4805 del
Despite all the seething and drama Remco should still win the TT with fingers up his nose.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.4806 del
>>4805
cycling operates on a principle of a circle of kwab and rebirth, and right now remco is in the deepest darkest depths of the kwab. cosmic forces are working against him


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.4807 del
>>4805
he's gonna drop back for lecerf


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.4808 del
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The thought has slipped into my mind that I should buy a rowing machine even though I don't need it


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.4809 del
>>4800
poverty startlist. im predicting ~500 points to the vinoboys and kubis victoire


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.4810 del
>>4808
Never understood the appeal when you already have a raping machine


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.4811 del
>women TTT in Vuelta

Ok I will now watch your sport.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.4812 del
>>4809
>DSM not on the startlist with their hoard of hilly sprinters
morons


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.4814 del
>>4805
the only way I see him losing is if he is too careful in the corners at beginning and end of the TT and Küng goes crazy in those (without chuting) with home advantage


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.4816 del
>>4814
Jay Vine will go full banzai again


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.4817 del
>>4808
yes yes consume product it feels good


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.4818 del
>>4816
all jokes aside i hope the rapist does well, on his way to his best gc result in a one week (tdu isnt a real race). he's a fun runner Everything considered


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.4819 del
>>4818
we are all viners here


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.4820 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.4821 del
honestly almeida, lenny, vine
I'd be okay with all of them doing well


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.4822 del
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>>4821
scrolling thru the GC and TT specialists the only runners i have some sort of anathema against are GAUDU and CAVAGNA, and both have already been punished for their misdeeds. all of the top TT specialists are boys too, JPP and kueng especially


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.4823 del
>>4822
I kinda like seeing bissegger lose after the whole yellow jersey plan


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.4824 del
>>4823
he's on the threshold, all that did was increase my seethe towards vaughters. been enjoying his transition into someone who can actually do classics.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.4825 del
L'equipe getting excited


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.4826 del
>>4825
3 seconds is not enough


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.4827 del
>>4825
french romandie winners post-1970:
>THEVENET
>HINAULT
>JALABERT
big shoes to fill. i fear too big for lil' lenny. /elite/'s race to lose


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.4828 del
>>4825
the hype is on
would be a shame if something happened to that lead


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.4829 del
For me? It's the prestigious Pissei - Memorial


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.4830 del
why is a czech race called gracia anyway


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.4831 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.4832 del
>>4830
and why is the Polish race called La Coupe du President de la Ville de Grudziądz?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.4833 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.4834 del
Mustafa and Ahmet in the break. Why is Tibor wasting his energy in a group of Turkish amateurs?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.4835 del
>>4834
Maybe they make it...


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.4836 del
>>4835
Nevermind.
They are dead gone.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.4837 del
>>4832
It rolls of the tongue probably a bit easier for auslanders than Międzynarodowy Wyścig Kolarski o Puchar Prezydenta Miasta Grudziądza.
The kermiskoers I've been to on Thursday was basically La Coupe du Maire de la commune de Chrząstowice.

Also our rapist Bertele already raced yesterday.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.4838 del
Comon fatman, push some watts


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.4839 del
UNO X too early


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.4840 del
fatman weak


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.4841 del
Kek Vino's boys again.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.4842 del
>>4841
Absolute masterclass


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.4843 del
>four astana stage wins, 1 and 2 in gc in turkiye
holy pointos


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.4844 del
it's a disaster, fatman bros
some of the best chances for wins in the entire season, and all wasted


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.4845 del
>>4844
honestly really poor sprint from him, mallucelli timed it well but the big man cant be going level with LONARDI and having difficulty getting over fucking BRUSTENGA. i fear the big one hundred might be in jeopardy


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.4846 del
>>4844
he had the watts but Vino's boy had better drafting


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.4847 del
>>4843
503 points by my calculations
that's a WT stage race GC win


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.4848 del
>>4845
>>4846
His last man took the wind at 800m to go, way too early


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.4849 del
>>4848
rewatching - he seems to have gotten a clean handoff into hesters wheel after bevort was done, i still think he just didnt have it. although if he goes on the barrier side out of colnaghi's wheel and closes the door on mallucelli i think he wins the sprint


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.4850 del
double dipping in both threads, but:
>Marc Hirschi will not be considered by Team Tudor for this year's Giro d'Italia


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.4851 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.4852 del
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>>4851
yes well. i ahm. you see.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.4853 del
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>>4852
Been holding back all the PPATTs until everyone is nice and settled, it is clear no one is playing no elite snobbery of the sekrit klub and we are sure we're all good.
But now we are BACK.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.4854 del
>strawberry season started
I fukcing love summer fruits berts


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.4855 del
don't forget Berts, the first Grand Tour of the season starts today!


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.4856 del
>>4850
surely they will send him to the Tour of France


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.4857 del
What kind of solution for periods do you know berts?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.4858 del
>>4857
>I'm not looking for a solution
woman moment


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.4859 del
>>4858
She's right though. Any solution would involve either getting pregnant or hormal stuffs.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.4860 del
>>4857
Remove uterus


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.4861 del
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I really need Bisserger to bring home some points for me


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.4862 del
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yeah, im watching the femmes. the famenne ardeche classic, that is.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.4863 del
Wielerflits with the most ridiculous psyop ever


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.4864 del
>Ronde van Italië


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.4865 del
>>4863
I see they overrate Hayter because he is Dutch champion. I predict his best stage result will be a 9th place.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.4866 del
>>4865
Stork would be a good secret pick at 4. But Velobert makes him 8 of course


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.4867 del
The fuck is this Jayco amateur hour.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.4868 del
>>4867
Looks good enough to stage hunt in the Giro and fight for the KOM classification.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.4869 del
>>4861
Doesn't look very likely. Pejtersen destroyed him


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.4870 del
KÜNG starting very soon


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.4871 del
Did not expect Brennan points today. Actually pas normal.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.4872 del
unless you have ox phenotype like KÜNG, sprinting and TT should be complementary disciplines


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.4873 del
Nice motorpacing for Kung


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.4874 del
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>>4873
no decency


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.4875 del
>>4872
classic


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.4876 del
>>4874
kek homefield advantage no refundos


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.4877 del
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OH NO


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.4878 del
Really tiny margins


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.4879 del
>>4878
Are you saying this is pas normal?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.4880 del
>>4879
Pic didn't upload


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.4881 del
Kek Kung mad.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.4882 del
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>Guernalec

Now this is pas normal


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.4883 del
bettiol of all places


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.4884 del
>>4882
It is, but how aboot a BERTIOL.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.4885 del
Based alberto baiting me into picking him again


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.4886 del
random ass TT. uberjobber ollie KNIGHT 2o seconds on the swiss bvll, and the other aforementioned oddities.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.4887 del
>>4883
>>4884
>>4885
Obligatory Giro pick now


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.4888 del
>>4887
astana will get shadowbanned before the giro
caspere knew this


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.4889 del
>>4882
>Only 21st in the Itzulia TT not even a month ago
Either that hill is more significant than expected and GC guys will dominate, or something funky is going on.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.4890 del
odd TT


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.4891 del
>>4887
>That'll be 24 velocoins plus tax and tip


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.4892 del
I can't with this Bettiol guy. Glad he is a great pick finally. The anti-pog.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.4893 del
>Eurosport Portugal showing Formula E instead of the final stage of Romandie


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.4894 del
cam on romeo save my facking veloteam


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.4895 del
>>4893
Same with equipe.tv


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.4896 del
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>>4894
That's a shame


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.4897 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.4898 del
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Arkea all on ebikes.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.4899 del
That's not great by Romeo


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.4900 del
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>>4896
Smug Tismbert is also back.
We are BACK.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.4901 del
>wake up
>KỤNG already went
>he was terrible
wtf


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.4902 del
>>4900
Yes well it would be better if I was actually winning myself but what can you do


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.4903 del
Pablito needs some TT classes from his teammates.

Also
>Gaudu


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.4904 del
vlasov normale


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.4905 del
Vlasov won 8 seconds back on Bertiol in the second part


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.4906 del
Lennert mar TINEZ gonna do a pas normal


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.4907 del
Yea Joabert is probably right. That climb might be harder than it looks.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.4908 del
>>4906
Only lose 2 minutes instead of 3?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.4909 del
Niu baik for BETTIOL, that' solves it.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.4910 del
My boy bettiol taking life shill


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.4911 del
>>4907
>1.5km 5%
ionknow. my guess is wind conditions are fucky so we are seeing inconsistent results.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.4912 del
Oh Bertiol is not even on the startlist for the Giro


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.4913 del
>brennan better than romeo
the fuck


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.4914 del
how much does that gold paint weigh? vingegaard would never ride that


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.4915 del
Remking time

>>4914
Amazing how much the paint affects things>>4880


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.4916 del
Jack HEY


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.4917 del
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Mathys RONDEL


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.4918 del
remco riding like a demon


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.4919 del
What in the actual fuck is this


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.4920 del
>>4918
he is a demon
pisslam is worse than pissma piss a lab bismallah


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.4921 del
>>4919
Literally a dying team


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.4922 del
>>4919
I'm sorry, this is actually a World Tour team at a Grand Tour?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.4923 del
>>4919
each and every one of these jobbers would kwab are big finn without leaving zone 2 btw


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.4924 del
>>4919
for velogames you want these riders, all of them are desperate for a new team, thinking verre and birdsong


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.4925 del
Praying for Lenny right now. Let this be the day.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.4926 del
Romandie ofishiel site has fallen.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.4927 del
>>4919
I legit have never read 4 of those names.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.4928 del
Time for sexual mischief


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.4929 del
Italians are making fun of Vinester calling him Joe Wayne, il Amerigano.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.4930 del
RAPISTE on koers


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.4931 del
joao is locked in


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.4932 del
>>4929
Carlton Kirby is discussing his love of military history


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.4933 del
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more from yesterday's gr*vel


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.4934 del


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.4935 del
Memco took it easy yesterday so he could win today


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.4936 del
kek the start of fortunato compared to joao or remco is so different
I don't think he ever trains on his TT bike


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.4937 del
memco comfortable


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.4938 del
10s in green for Remco.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.4939 del
>>4936
didnt even touch the skis, unironically he might not have the familiarity/balance for it


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4940 del
KAM ON LEONARD


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4941 del
Lenny believes, holy speed


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4942 del
LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4943 del
>>4936
How can they just not practice time trialing

Do they just consign themselves to irrelevance??


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4944 del
>>4933
very cool
1st and 3rd could as well be here


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4945 del
>>4936
Juanpe was also hilarious.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.4946 del
LENNY LENNY LENNY

LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY


AHHHHHHHHHH


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.4947 del
>>4943
they don't even expect to be in this position


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.4948 del
>>4924
HUYS will surprise in the passes


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.4949 del
>>4944
did a loop around a mountain, there's a wet side and a dry side, it's really striking

LENNY LENNY LENNY


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.4950 del
kinda weak from remco no? Or was bettiol that strong


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.4951 del
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thisbut translate it to french and superimpose martiness


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.4952 del
>2025 Remco is only worth 18s against Bertiol
Will he be happy?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.4953 del
RIP Bettiol


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.4954 del
Jeroen is ecstatic but I don't think this is that impressive. Should be a minute on some shitter like Bettilol


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.4955 del
PCS livestats down for anyone else or is it clientside for me


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.4956 del
>>4950
No KO for shure. Bettiol was a bit pas normal, let's see what J-wow does, he is more of a control for the null hypothesis.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.4957 del
>>4955
it's down


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.4958 del
>>4955
for me too, been shit all stage


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.4959 del
>>4957
>>4958
make sure to pay for PCSpro! Only 50 eurodollars every euroyear!


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.4960 del
imagine if Fortunato wins


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.4961 del
are those raindrops I see on the lens of the camera?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.4962 del
>>4955
pcs dood wat nou


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.4963 del
>>4960
he's swerving like he's sagan scootering back home in monaco. not gonna happen


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.4964 del
>>4963
sagan rode his best results of the year after that
adjusted


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.4965 del
giuseppe vine not enough to catch blingco


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.4966 del
Bettiol faster than vine, now that's unexpected


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.4967 del
unironically a career best TT by Juanpe


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.4968 del
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juanpe with the painface


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.4969 del
remco wins



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