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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No. 39459
Patron saint of rape edition

>Current and upcoming races
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>38426


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.39460 del
Not easy making threads on mobile so if anything is off take it up with the big wigs in switzerland


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.39461 del
>>39460
The reason OP is important on 4chan is for search purposes, here it really doesn't matter so much


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.39462 del
Also are the women and men doing the same avenir stage at the same time? How does that work


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.39463 del
>>39462
men started 30 minutes earlier no? At 9:00 while the women started at 9:30


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.39464 del
>>39463
So when will Seixas gap the women?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.39465 del
>>39464
Ah my bad the hommes started earlier haha


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.39466 del
>>39463
Mhm I just saw the PCS that both had started but the the women had 40km of neutralization first so they aren't on the course but the peleton is complete
Thanks pcs man


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.39468 del
>>39460
I can't pay attention 24/7, please understand


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.39469 del
Pablo Torres has lost his sulphour from last year


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.39470 del
Seems like maxim the goombler is going to win l'avenir


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.39471 del
also why are there so many posts this morning? You all know that bertaczek is still on his beauty sleep and doesn't wake up for another hour at least.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.39472 del
>RAMIREZ Mateo
>UAE Team Emirates Gen Z
>55 kg
<Ecuador
note that guy down he's gonna fly up the mountains in a couple years


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.39473 del
>>39470
surely he loses it today


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.39474 del
>>39471
I'm not NEET like him


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.39475 del
Good morning
>No Broadcast
Nuke France


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.39476 del
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Thanks for the new thread post I was doom refreshing again


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.39477 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QbFxu9vf8Yk [Embed]
Lovely weather in the Alps today, however


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.39478 del


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.39479 del
>>39477
I didn’t knew you were such a trail run enjoyer bertacek


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.39480 del
>>39479
yes, well


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.39481 del
Apparently WIDAR is slurping in G2 while SEIXAS goes solo along with TORRES
SEIXAS was also sick couple weeks ago so at least that's the cope that's going on


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.39482 del
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Grupo compacto


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.39483 del
>>39481
Fake news


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.39484 del
well don't you worry guys they'll show us the ITT in 4.5h


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.39485 del
Can't wait for Miko PIRINEN to dominathe the L'Avenir in the upcoming years, most of these riders are frauds compared to his talent


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.39486 del
>>39480
one day I will participate will wear a squeaker flag or something


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.39487 del
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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.39488 del
Decomble racing like a junior


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.39489 del
Wieder Widar ja


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.39490 del
WIDAR wins, SEIXAS humbled again
OMRZEL totally exploded


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.39491 del
>>39490
He was baited these burned matches will haunt him during TT


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.39492 del
Decomble could still win gc


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.39493 del
>>39492
If france didn't race like a retard yesterday he would have had great chances


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.39494 del
Are there no bonus seconds in l'avenir


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.39495 del
Friendship with Sexass has ended, Degoomblin is my new best French GC hope.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.39496 del
>>39492
I don’t see how anyone can get 50 seconds on that TT he should be favorite to win


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.39497 del
>played 1 hours in 1.7m waves on the britanny coast
I feel like a kid again, this is so fun. Meds bro can't understand this feeling


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.39498 del
>>39497
aren't the vagues at the Atlantique much higher


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.39499 del
>>39498
Of course it's not biarritz but you do get waves from time to time


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.39500 del
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Why can't I adjust my Superclasico yet


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.39501 del
>>39499
what about exotic wildlife, Belgian coast has robben/seals, some Czech elk is roaming the surroundings of Vienna and is such big news in Austria that they gave him a name (Emil), who knew that Czechia had elks.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.39502 del
Quickstep hiring this polderbully with the remco money
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/ceriel-desal


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.39503 del
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>>39500
You can.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.39504 del
>>39501
You mean moose? I've posted that one that parked on my kurwasee bike path, if they're this common here they have to be also common in the Moravo-Bohemian hinteralnds.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.39505 del
>>39501
We have many a "nature reservations" with various types of deers. I dunno what they are called in czech, let alone in english.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.39506 del
Apparently some of them are called horses too, peculiar!


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.39507 del
>>39502
Good declerq replacement


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.39508 del
>>39507
But Declercq has been gone for YEARS


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.39509 del


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.39510 del
>DNS RODRIGUEZ Cristian


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.39511 del
>>39510
>7 Cristián Rodríguez
Haha!


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.39512 del
>>39510
Jesus christ I'm fucking cursed


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.39513 del
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>>39509
After Seixas now Bisiaux is also already done. Who do we have left


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.39514 del
>>39513
Théophile VASSAL


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.39515 del
>>39509
But what was the best odd for fraudU after his victory?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.39516 del
>>39504
No, it's a Cervus Canadensis and not a moose


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.39517 del
>>39515
51 i think


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.39518 del
>>39516
>a fucking leaf


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.39519 del
BIG Max to Lidl. Trein becoming more and more substantial, maybe they're not picking up Ayuso at all.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.39520 del
>>39519
they still need a real captain


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.39521 del
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!!! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG ACHTUNG !!!

!!! AYUSO DOING A LANDIS !!!


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.39522 del
Sombrero going backwards


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.39523 del
>For the reporting of times to the individual general classification, the gaps were capped at 1 minute compared to the time of the winner.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir-feminin/2025/stage-0-gc

the fuck


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.39524 del
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>>39521
It's habbenin!


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.39525 del
VINE chasing AYUSO


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.39526 del
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>>39524
not so fast


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.39527 del
I NEED Marco Soler to attaque


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.39528 del
total knuckleheadism??


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.39529 del
Mads can't sprint anymore so you have to do something


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.39530 del
>>39529
Why doesn't he pull for a cicco win, no way he makes that intermediate sprint


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.39531 del
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Bonkbros, our time has finally come.

1050 meter climb at 8.8% avg


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.39532 del
Please be assured that the /WTW/ offices have been busy this week, but I am currently out of office on assignment doing BIG climbs, and I refuse to phone post a /WTW/ edition so look out for some posts on Sunday.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.39533 del
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>>39531
squeaky dreams are made of this


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.39534 del
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Every day will be a breakaway day this very La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.39535 del
We have left behind the Colladas territory and now the pro peloton is entering the Puertos territory


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.39536 del
>>39532
No vine celebration for jay wine and rusbert neither acknowleding not apologizing to de lie. I don't like where this is going.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.39537 del
>>39534
we will be on our knees begging for Pogi domination by the end


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.39538 del
>>39534
Are they really gonna let ayuso come back into GC for free


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.39539 del
I am NOT happy with this group


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.39540 del
>Using a saddle


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.39541 del
saddle came out of the Caja guy's bike?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.39542 del
Stop litering


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.39543 del
>>39538
very arrogant tbh
pog would never


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.39544 del
>>39534
>>39538
Bahrain actually holding strong break in check

Or the break is playing games and will go thermonucleaire at some point


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.39545 del
>UAE wins 3 days in a row
ultra lame


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.39546 del
We live in France


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.39547 del
>>39545
>Unopposed in Polka dots
>Can win any stage from the break for free
I already miss pogacar domination


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.39548 del
>>39547
>I already miss pogacar domination
why?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.39549 del
>>39548
It's fun to watch rather than slurpage


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.39550 del
Making lecso but the more classic Hungarian way, not Polish which is basically undercooked ratatouille with kiełbasa and boczek.
I expect bossman to have some input when I post a photo.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.39551 del
>>39548
Atleast he wins with overwhelming power, break with 2UAE's getting 4 minutes because bahrain has a shit team is boring


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.39552 del
>>39547
should have known Vine would want to finish off getting the KOM jersey


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.39553 del
Holmgren pas normal


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.39555 del
happenings


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.39556 del
VINE goes solo


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.39557 del
why does thedaddy stream still have ads, c'mon


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.39558 del
I'm back, why is Bahrain pulling?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.39559 del
>>39558
Frigo Marc maybe? idk


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.39560 del
>>39558
That arkea jobber was in the range of getting red


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.39561 del
>kirby spending 5 minute shilling for Nice and Menton
Kek, love the dude


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.39562 del
>>39561
>Bob Roll shilling disc brakes for 5 minutes
The situation is grim in Burgerlandia


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.39563 del
There are several "men" with slower times than a few girls.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.39564 del
>>39561
what's he commentating?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.39565 del


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.39566 del
Give the break some more time.
I want to see an Arkea rider in a Gc leader's jersey in my lifetime.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.39567 del
>>39564
Vuelta


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.39568 del
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>Watching La Vuelta Ciclista a España and not a PCS PRO member?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.39569 del
>>39565
Novak is the consummate domestique


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.39570 del
>>39567
do you mean Rob Hatch?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.39571 del
>>39565
Hirt guaranteed to move into first place in a couple days. A good moral victory for him.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.39572 del
>>39570
Pretty sure the 480p stream on tiz has Kirby and the scot


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.39573 del
>>39570
There are two British broadcasts with different commentators.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.39574 del
>>39573
>>39572
wtf, I hate having to choose between Kirby and Kelly


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.39575 del
>>39574
Kirby is by far the best commentator


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.39576 del
>>39575
Based Carltonchad


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.39577 del
>>39575
Brian Smith is such a wet blanket though


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.39578 del
TT without timecheck is a bit useless to broadcast


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.39579 del
>>39578
yeah its shit and theres no point in watching, lame


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.39580 del
>>39578
>>39579
can afford a helicopter
can't afford a stopwatch


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.39581 del
>>39580
Can't afford a wind tunnel to teach the French how to TT


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.39582 del
>>39581
Sexass won the prologue thoughever


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.39583 del
Vine betrayed!


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.39584 del
A Y U S O


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.39585 del
This is gonna be a disaster class from UAE


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.39586 del
>>39583
Merely a satellite for DIESEL


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.39587 del
Typical ((dutch)) behavior


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.39588 del
>>39585
some protestor will knock Frigo off his bike and Ayuso will win


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.39589 del
Fridge bros, ayuso is our prey


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.39590 del
Route for avenir was really shit this year huh


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.39591 del
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>>39587
why do they persecute me so


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.39592 del
God damn, this race is gonna be boring. Just two weeks of Visma fake pacing and UAE winning from the breaks at will


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.39593 del
WIDAR slower than DOPEHAGEN


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.39594 del
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VIVE LA FRANCE


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.39595 del
>>39592
other teams also defending their top 15 GC instead of seeing ayuso attack and thinking that's a good move to be a part of


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>>39594
the future is looking bright


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.39597 del
Landa.....


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.39598 del
Tramadol man, Cararat and Mas Nicolau would never allow slurping on a stage like this


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.39599 del
>>39598
Richie is winning the Il Lombardia


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.39600 del
is seixas a TT baby


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.39601 del
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ELITE HAS AWOKEN


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.39602 del
>>39598
Slurpage until the last 2km is classic Roglic vs Mas era Vuelta.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.39603 del
traeen beter than half the GC field


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.39604 del
>>39602
And it was still much more interesting than this


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.39605 del
>>39602
Yes, but they'd at least control the break to sprint for bonis


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.39606 del
>kuss good again


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.39607 del
>>39604
ye because UAE didn't win. Good old Rogla now that was a rider.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.39608 del
/ E L I T E /


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.39609 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE ELITE


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.39610 del
>>39605
this, breakaways are fun when the playing field is even
not ayuso with a leadout vs frigo and garcia pierna


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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.39612 del
friendship with kuss is restored now jorgenson is the dead weight american


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.39613 del
>FRIGO approaches bunch of pal*stinians
>camera panes out just in case


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.39614 del
god damn visma is so boring dude, does vingegaard even enjoy cycling


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.39615 del
Must be an insane pace if our boy troon is still there


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.39616 del
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Tiberi not there? Good fuck him.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.39617 del
more palestenian protestors than normal spectators


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.39618 del
huge win against frigo


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.39619 del
soler attack out of boredom


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.39620 del
Gotta say I hope we get more non violent terrorist attacks on IPT to spice up the vuelta because its getting snoozy


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.39621 del
>>39616
juiced up troon with whatever was still in stock it seems


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.39622 del
LAME


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.39623 del
Soler attacking for nothing instead of doing like Vine and Ayuso.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.39624 del
And boy the Sunday stage gonna be the same but WORSE
Tuesday stage the same


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.39625 del
>>39623
Soler wouldn’t have the same freedom as Vine and Ayuso


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.39626 del
wow tiberi really is dead and gone


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.39627 del
>>39626
FUCK FUCKING FUCK


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.39628 del
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So ayuso should still be like 8+ mins down meaning he and jayV can take a bunch of stages uncontested while Almeida chills. UAE tactics actually smart


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.39629 del
>1st place a girl
>2nd place a dude in a wheelchair
not a fair competition


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.39630 del
I'm so happy that the widarliche goblin didn't win


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.39631 del
>>39624
But muh epic MTF unipuerto mountain sprint
Shit route tbh


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.39632 del
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just as a PSA, if you have anyone on this team they are cursed and will not see the end


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.39633 del
>>39624
sprint stage esque stuff to tune in for the last 5-10k to


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.39634 del
>>39631
Unipuerto stages really should be rampas stages, not these semen-slurping climbs. The Sunday one is a crime against anyone that expects some good weekend TV.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.39635 del
>>39634
The entire route is just really shitty this year


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.39636 del
>>39635
No wonder pogi bailed out. Dude is enjoying life riding the turini every day


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.39637 del
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Only tree for me.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.39638 del
why doesn't vingo like winning?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.39639 del
>>39635
Week 2 is decent, but yeah. For some reason they're betting on GC still being close on stage 20.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.39640 del
tiberi lost 14 minutes


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.39641 del
>>39640
Always in awe at this webm


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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.39643 del
>>39640
clearly he's gonna go into the break and try for stages


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.39644 del
MTB racing is live


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.39645 del
>>39644
I've seen enough kijkers, puck is cooked and would better profit from some break.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.39646 del
Puck getting humbled


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.39647 del
>>39645
I rewatched the start again and she lost 20 (twenty) spots in 30 seconds on the opening small climb


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.39648 del
>technical features
the only weakness of the Dutch riders. is grug starting on Sunday for the XCO race?


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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.39650 del
>>39647
bad tire choice?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.39651 del
>>39649
he barely could hold onto de lie and now he wants to ride up rampas montanas again.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.39652 del
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I really don't see grug riding this without chuting


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.39653 del
>>39644
No grug on short track I'm afraid


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.39655 del
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Results. >>39654


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.39657 del
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>>39655
>me best runner is Solar


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.39658 del
2 days until I'm back. I wonder how much watts I have lost


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.39659 del
>>39655
this is a ayuso pickers exposed by letting them have one victory humiliation ritual


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.39660 del
>>39531
godspeed bert


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.39661 del
Suddenly - Clot MATTHEWS in Plouay.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.39662 del
>>39658
Speaking off, what's the best way to get back to shape. Just do a lot of kms in the first 2 weeks?


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.39663 del
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just saw the results today - a great day for cycling. i never doubted ayooso and i never doubted seixas.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.39664 del
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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.39665 del
who the FUCK is bling


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.39666 del
man english utmb commentary is utter dogshit


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.39667 del
>>39666
2019 red bull bought all the rights and broadcasted it perfectly for free on the internet. This went so well that people started watching it again and hbo bought the rights. Now it's shit again and probably no one watches it lmao


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.39668 del
I ran out of my prepared courses to ride, I need to figure something out


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.39669 del
Short stage races that are won only thanks to an ITT should be banned


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.39670 del
>>39665
please pay attention to the nicknames /cyc/ uses. Imagine not knowing who bling is


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.39671 del
>>39670
bling isnt even a /cyc/ nickname english commentators use it commonly


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.39672 del
>>39670
He does know, Bert. Please pay attention to Bertacek's gimmicks


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.39673 del
>>39663
Ayuso is going to win like 3 more stages in the exact same manner. You're eating good as they say


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.39674 del
>>39669
It shouldn't be allowed to have stage races with less than 5 stages. And especially races that remove a stage to make it a one day race to increase UCI point rewards should be shut down completely.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.39675 del
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>>39673
yes of course this was the plan all along. never in doubt


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.39676 del
>>39673
Not if his rivals will be something more than Bige Fridge and RPG. But it is still kino to unfold with UAE.
Moisturized, unbothered, in his lane ELITE while betrayal kino ensues around him.
Will Vinester get in his jersey to Madrid. Will Soler do something or is it more like Sayonara for him haha.
I bet Big Schart wouldn't mind eating some either.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.39677 del
>>39676
well who's there to rival him in a break? Every other halfway decent climber is on UAE or rides GC or supports his respective GC rider ...
...
..
based LANDA Mikel that's who


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.39678 del
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>>39677
I'd bismillah it for him but I have read some of his comments before the race and flipped him for GALL rather quickly.
>if there are 30-40 guys on stage 2 i will be there, if 10 I am not going to be there
>we will see in the third week
Kudos for are chemist Patje for picking him anyways, I don't blame him although I would be the lamest safe picker if I was in GC lead.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.39679 del
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>sun so far down at the end of my ride the garmin goes into night mode
the vine machine it whispers to me


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.39680 del
>>39679
I have just paypigged for a removable lamp, my headlamp is nice and all but on my ol mtb. On the road bike I'd like a bit more of flood light, fixed in place.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.39681 del
>>39679
Don't do it bert


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.39682 del
>>39679
same although it wasn't even particularly dark yet, I started at like 18:30 and I think it switched even before 20:00


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.39683 del
>>39681
not yet, but the weather is also turning shit so I assume the last 30 days have started


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.39684 del
atrocious live images of the utmb the camera crews don’t want to face the rainy cold mountain must be hell up there


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.39685 del
>>39684
gotta say with the 72p footage and now the static finish line cam one could mistake this race for winter sudaca ciclismo


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.39686 del
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2002 called they want their video quality back


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.39687 del
>>39685
kek they’re just going to cut feed soon anyway, they better have run jannies tomorrow morning


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.39688 del
Storms incoming! Finally, barely any rain in August.
Brtek is going to get blasted too.


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.39689 del
I am getting BLASTED as we speak


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Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.39691 del
>>39686
bad internet = they are in France
good image quality = they are currently running in Switzerland


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.39692 del
>>39689
damn prague is getting FUCKED


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.39693 del
>>39689
are you having a blast


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.39694 del
i am sailing to germany


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.39695 del
STOP THE BOATS


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.39696 del
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is god striking down prague like Sodom


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.39697 del
FranceTV has concluded Seixas wins the Tour in 2027


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.39698 del
>>39697
yup just like how Uijtdebroeks won Tour de France in 2024


Bert 08/29/2025 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.39699 del
>>39689
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipxBQcci0X0 [Embed]


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.39701 del
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I watched GOJIRA -1.0 (2023). Holy shit that was pretty damn good. That fucking heat attack was NUTS


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.39702 del
>>39661
aaaaaand he's gone again. odd


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.39703 del
BIG race today, more than 1700m vertical in a ~3h race. Includes the mythical Col du Rinnekoti with a short 15% section. The field doesn't look too strong on paper so I am hoping for a podium even though my weight is a big disadvantage.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.39704 del
>>39703
Good luck.
Don't chute.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.39705 del
>>39703
Good luck bert


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Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.39707 del
SEIXAS is doing Lombardia this year


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.39708 del
>>39707
mhm yes time to nip this french bud at the start


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.39709 del
>>39708
I don't think he goes there to win


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.39710 del
>>39709
lame attitude


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.39711 del
>>39707
he's not doing guanxi now too. french curse bros we must wait another year. realistically can he break it at a (real) one-week next year? even a weak T-N or Catalunya he will still probably be against an almeida, remco or etc


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.39712 del
>Matar Peretz Hardeball


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.39713 del
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Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.39714 del
>>39713
my king


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Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.39718 del
BIG ride postponed till after lunch to allow the roads to dry a bit more, then it's a GO


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.39719 del
No Bettiol in Bretagne


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Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.39722 del
Evans dopage


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.39723 del
>>39719
Saving my velodrama


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.39724 del
>>39722
Cadel?


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.39725 del
Another disaster incoming today with only Fraudersen as "sprinter"


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.39726 del
>>39725
Jappe?


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.39727 del
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>>39726
I meant in my team. Anyway let's steal some (You)s on the other place


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.39728 del
Ended up 5th in the race from the break. I was alone with no teammates and the big team with 5 strong guys bullied me, attacking one by one and letting me reel it in, then immediately going with another 1 or 2 guys. My average power for the first 1h was 310W and I was mostly in the front riding my own tempo as nobody else wanted to reel them in, heh. Ended up in the winning break halfway through, but I didn't have any sprint left in me to contest for the podium. Oh well, it was fun, averaged over 280W for 3h so decent eggs, but I've got to learn to race smarter some day


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.39729 del
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>>39728
You raced IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE ROMANS?


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.39730 del
>>39701
great movie


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.39731 del
>>39728
Good ride Bert, I tip my cap to anyone with the stones to pin a race number on.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.39732 del
>>39704
>The situation is far from good
Kek I've never seen his post


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.39733 del
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Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.39735 del
>>39734
Even Rusbert ignored it


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.39736 del
>>39735
none beLIEver the (you) hunt was unsuccesfull


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.39738 del
>>39728
very nice


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.39739 del
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A boomer in front of me on my ride had a tubeless explosion, sounded like a grenade going off. I thought the whole point was the ability the run lower pressures.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.39740 del
>>39739
This is why I ride alone, you never know who's running tubeless 'nowadays


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.39741 del
>>39740
I didn't even know him, I was going to pass him


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.39742 del
>>39741
Unlucky, did you chute?


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.39743 del
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anyway, boring ride for me
lots of headwind so atleast I feel a little strongminded


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.39744 del
>>39742
no, just asked him if he could fix it (not that I could I don't run tubeless) and went on my way


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.39745 del
>>39739
he could run lower pressures but that doesn't mean he won't press 8 bars into those 28s that actually measure 31mm and came with the bike

anyhow I got fucking milked by the wind and spent around 80 minutes in the rain. I can once again confirm that rim brakes + carbon not working in the rain has got to be a meme from the early 2010s, 0 difference to dry conditions for me q.e.d.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.39746 del
Just did a "hike" with my in-laws. It was like a 2km walk thru a mildly damp forest. They asked me afterwards if the hike was harder than climbing Whiteface


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.39747 del
>>39746
I'm also visiting in-laws in the Midwest and borrowed Bertina's dad's bike to go for a ride — there's one little "hill" near the start and he kept asking if I could get up it


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.39748 del
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I started ELDEN RING. Never played it before. Not sure if it is a good idea to play on Steam Deck, I am a keyboard and mouse guy 4lyfe and I am getting ANNIHILATED


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.39749 del
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I did the tutorial thing and now I am outside and there is a guy on a horse and he kills me in one hit


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.39750 del
>>39749
>>39748
It's a game best enjoyed blind, don't look up guide on the internet


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.39751 del
>>39750
Of course not!


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.39752 del
>chutes


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.39753 del
>>39749
I got a bit past that (never beat the horse guy) and gave up


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.39754 del
>>39746
surely they jest


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.39755 del
>>39747
kek I rode with a nephew once that was like this
he did not know what he was getting into


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.39756 del
>>39748
It plays best with a controller. It's a great game, take your time. You'll get pretty OP quickly relative to other From soft games.

>>39750
I realize now as a dude in my late 30s with a job, family, and multiple hobbies that I don't have time to sink 200 hrs into games anymore and I use guides freely


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.39757 del
Who do we think is the dumbest runner. HARD MODE: no Marco Soler or Del Toro


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.39758 del
>>39756
It took me months to finish it, it's still the best way to enjoy it


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.39759 del
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>>39728
still good


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.39760 del
>>39757
del toro undoubtedly


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.39761 del
>>39760
Remember when he asked on the internet how to use dopage haha. Allegedly of course


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.39762 del
>>39757
Their fellow Emirati Jan CHRISTIAN is a decent pick if you want to fill a team of 9 guys with 100 IQ points to distribute in total.
For more prominent drivers it would be hard to beat Alafpolak.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.39763 del
>>39761
didn't they claim it was his father's wife's son's friend?


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.39764 del
>>39757
teuns, brent van moer
if you've seen an interview with either you realize they both have sub 100 IQ


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.39765 del
>>39748
Game works horribly on KM even on pc it’s not as buttersmooth as DS3.. that said the game is also harder so you gotta see what works for you etc.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.39766 del
bling is back in action
how does one recover from a pulmonary embolism


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.39767 del
>>39757
Christian bros, Dylan


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.39768 del
>>39757
Worse one I've seen this year is christen I think


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.39769 del
>>39768
del toro losing the giro because he wanted to wait for his teammates 5 minutes behind was so much worse than anything christen's ever done


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.39770 del
>>39769
Del toro panicked on the verge of winning a GC, christen is constantly retarded


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.39771 del
>>39770
Del Toro willingly gave up a Giro win for pretty much no reason. Dumbest move I remember seeing in cycling perhaps ever.
Christen might be a low IQ racer but in a lot more common way of spending his energy too liberally.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.39772 del
yeah, ayuso isn't making a stealthy gc comeback


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.39773 del
>>39772
he saw how free his win was and decided he's gonna win 4 more stages


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.39774 del
>>39770
he heard his DS tell him "Follow Carapaz" and that was his one thought all day


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.39775 del
>>39771
frankly, I'm glad Yatesi won even if he was the 3rd-strongest guy


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.39776 del
>>39775
the stars aligned for him in so many ways it's actually impressive


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.39777 del
turner is gonna win again


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.39778 del
viviani relegated HARD


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.39779 del
>>39778
It's all good since he lost but yeah


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.39780 del
pedersen is terrible


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.39781 del
>>39779
that makes it even easier to relegate him


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.39782 del
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Two of my 4ers DNFed before the first rest day.
Almost shocked I didn't leave Trein out for some break fodder who would crash himself out, would be so on brand this year.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.39783 del
jappebros need to join WeightWatchers soon because they are eating too good


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.39784 del
pedersen is gonna win green while not contesting any real sprint


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.39785 del
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My wildcard pick was between Philipsen and Tiberi. Tiberi was supposed to be easy top 5


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Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.39788 del
>>39785
seems like tiberi is now intentionally losing time so he might do something


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.39789 del
Why didn't I pick Jappe. They're only team with a proper sprint train and no other goals... I'm so retarded


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.39790 del
>>39789
I made up my mind about pedersen like 2 months ago lmao


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.39791 del
>>39788
Or he DNF's tomorrow. Probably that one


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.39792 del
so did Vivi not get relegated for deviation?


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.39793 del
so fads is the new wout huh


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.39794 del
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heh


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.39795 del
>>39792
him and le coq both did


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.39797 del
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Results. >>39796


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.39798 del
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>>39795
all my fraudulent velo sprinters moving up two spots


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This was such a difficult ride, holy shit
Tried to ride all the climbs at 300 Watts, the cote at 56th km I PR'd but then I was totally gone.
Fortunately I fueled correctly, yes, you read that right, I came back online after 20 kms of pain.
Last 30 km I felt so strong despite legs hurting like no tomorrow.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.39800 del
>>39799
Conceptualize the eggs

Strong ride


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.39801 del
>>39799
based


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.39802 del
They have freed Jonny from Plouay.

>>39799
BIG


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.39803 del
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>>39797
third week!


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.39804 del
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>>39728
>Finnbert betrayed by his team mates
I hope there were some STRONG words in the team bus in true finnish fashion


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.39805 del
>>39800
torty nine


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.39806 del
>>39702
And he is back again.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.39807 del
prodhomme is riding tomorrow


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.39808 del
>"My biggest goal this weekend is to stay on the bike for a while," Van der Poel laughs. "The most important thing is to try to finish the race and have a full race under my belt. That should hopefully help me for the World Championships in two weeks."

smug


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.39809 del
>>39807
Based bert saving my team


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.39810 del
>>39808
imagine the slander if(when) he chutes again


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.39811 del
>>39809
Feel free to copy


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.39812 del
>>39811
I just have the UAE team


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.39813 del
pelayo mayo sanchez returns tomorrow
now lazkano is the only lost spaniard in the pro peleton


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.39814 del
>>39811
Two shared. Still waiting for updated list, so maybe it will be more but unlikely.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.39815 del
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4 burgers in top 10.
What is this.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.39816 del
>>39815
I decided to be only partially retarded with my picks this year


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.39817 del
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>>39815
Blood doping.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.39818 del
>>39815
I've seen enough, powless will win the maryland cycling classic


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.39819 del
>>39818
Personally I'm really looking forward to the scenes of Baltimore's most interesting citizens crossing the course in front of the runners


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.39820 del
>>39819
maybe I should rewatch the wire to get in the mood


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.39821 del
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>>39820
Good shout.
I might just re-watch season 2. Objectivly the best season. I mean it stars the most Bert like hero.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.39822 del
>>39821
This actor was like 29 when this was filmed. Grim.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.39823 del
Wtf this traen character is hilarious why did nobody tell me.. check his interviews
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN5-hL4gecZ/?igsh=dXJnZzduaHo1OXAw


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.39824 del
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I have on good authority DEL TORO gonna do shit


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.39825 del
>>39757
Stijn Vandenbergh


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.39826 del
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>>39824
Shan't be psyopped while enjoying my Bohemian-style lager


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.39827 del
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pre-covid boomerbros...


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.39828 del
>>39827
Heh, my boy rat, wherever is he now ...
Well the stage was only like torty km long
>>39826
>Bohemian style lager
peculiar


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.39829 del
>>39817
Rate my lecso bossman, it is runny but the paprika already had more than enough.
Didn't add any water, used roma tomats, don't use any other tomats anyways.
>>39821
The least looking Polak there, the same goes for Prezbelooski, aka Przybylewski, aka Przhee-bee-levski.
I still have hots for that ginger Irish lady, too bad it was programming going on already and she had to go for the nigger.


Bert 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.39830 del
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Forgot about photo for bossman.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.39831 del
>>39728
very impressive


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.39832 del
>>39757
no one has said cavagna yet assumably because he's that irrelevant now. listen to a single interview from this nematode to understand


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.39833 del
>>39815
the vuelta has been the american GT for tree years now bert


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.39834 del
>>39832
>professional cyclist for god knows how many years
>can not ride without his hands on the handlebars at all
>goes to movistar to become a classics specialist and better tt'er
>ends up leaving because they speak spanish and not french, can not learn spanish at all himself
probably correct


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.39835 del
I'm obviously not watching this vuelta, but why is mads so fraudulent?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.39836 del
>>39835
lost a step in bunch sprints and the koers is not as fitting to him as the vuelta. the only stages that should've fit him so far was stage 3 which he was strong enough to win but choked the final corner. youd still expect him to do better in the bunch sprints but even in the giro he was a reduced sprint baby, not enough of those in this vuelta. he still will clean the points jersey however because jappe is fat and will DNF anyway.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.39837 del
We live in Italy


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.39838 del
Ötztaler Radmarathon is also on, but I don't think any of our local branch is here


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.39839 del
>>39835
has to beat riders stronger than aular this time


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.39840 del
>>39839
Viviani, Turner and Gruel?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.39841 del
>>39840
and christen yes


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.39842 del
>>39739
>big 25
>still not exclusively riding TPU


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.39843 del
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Bongland is now open too. I guess I haven't seen a Union Jack here, they have all remained at the other place.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.39844 del
>>39843
i'm tired boss


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.39845 del
Oh no I still wanted to adjust. My team is SHIT


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.39846 del
Holy shit what a zag did I do. 3 x a single pick for me.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.39847 del
>say no bong flags here
>immediately end up with a bong flag


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.39852 del
>>39846
fun team, would have to be a massive UAE disasterclass for it to happen


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.39853 del
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Picks. >>39848


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.39854 del
>>39852
I only wanted Narvaez to fit in but I was left with 16 and I've had no one really feeling like a great pick for that.
I am betting nobody on UAE (but Narvaez) can finish strong enough from a small group, these stiers, timmekes, christian will be in points but just maybe top 10, probably more like top 20.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.39855 del
>>39854
I read somewhere the route is over 4000 D+ this year so I went all in on LBL riders


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.39856 del
>>39855
PCS said it was 38xx, but the previous years were supposedly 36xx.
Felt fishy, I am keen to believe it is +4000.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.39857 del
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>>39856
the jumbo team line up article said it was almost 5000 but I didn't believe that at all


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.39858 del
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>>39854
I checked Narváez and he has done NOTHING in one day races this year. And a certain retard has him with 5 stars.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.39859 del
>>39858
he did crash like 4 times


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>>39853
>changes 16h ago
ffs


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.39862 del
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>>39858
That's why I wasn't too bootyblasted about fitting him in, it would be all about him still having it via Tour of Niemcy and being the only one with a punch on a flat and or falsopiano.
You also have to guess which one of these bullies will end up as the designated "we're not chasing him" guy. NOT picking 4 UAEs, for shure.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.39863 del
Probably could have slept on del grosso. Oh well


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.39864 del
>>39861
Yes that's why I thought there will NOT be a sprint. These guys will be fighting over who can betray the other first. Like that race where Jantje Christen caught up with Del Toro, immediately attacked him and then they both got kwabbed by Ciccone haha


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.39865 del
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>>39862
Yes I know you said that already


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.39866 del
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>>39863
Nah, he won't do well here. If you're picking him you might as well pick Alfred WRIGHT or even Koifish, they did similar to him on that hard Binkbank stage and are way quicker.
>>39864
Exactly, those retards will be running over each other, Timmeke may keep his cool head but he is not sprinter. Then my meds come in and zoom by them neeeaaaaaww!
>>39865
No u.


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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.39868 del
>>39837
Latvia of all people won in Italy


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.39869 del
>>39868
next skujins


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.39870 del
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>>39868
Latvia has a former WORLD CHAMPION, how many does Czechoslovakia have?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.39871 del
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>>39870
We were 20 times world champions in cycleball


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.39872 del
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>>39871
I don't know what that is. Anyway if Vainsteins wasn't there that day we would have had SPRUCH as World Champion. Very suspicious


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.39873 del
>>39872
>In March 2025, Vainšteins was arrested at Orio al Serio airport in Bergamo, Italy, after landing on a flight from Riga, after his whore ex-wife, a former Italian resident, filed a case against him over non-payment of his child support obligation. Some reports suggested that the figure he owes was close €70,000. The couple had divorced in 2001. In 2018, he was sentenced to a four-month prison sentence and a €300 euro fine, and a warrant was issued for his arrest over non-payment, but he did not serve the sentence.
Looks like his career was cut short not because of Dopage but because he got SAGAN'd


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.39874 del
I wanted to put MATTHEWS but pcsman didn't update his startlist in time

I also swapped Narvaez for the young dopeur


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.39875 del
>>39873
What a very Latvian way to write Weinstein


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.39876 del
Best Puck is quickly turning into Worst P*ck #2


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.39877 del
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>>39876
promising young runner goes on a date with fraud, gets into a lame relationship, doesn't feel good and changes - FRAUD. Many such cases


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.39878 del
>>39877
>>39876
She's probably just tired and riding for UCI points


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.39879 del
Flying back to Occitanie tomorrow, looks like I'll be able to enjoy summer a bit longer


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.39880 del
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Rudolf Hessmann in the Tete


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.39881 del
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>>39880
Why are the renowned nazi names so popular? Should I get one too?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.39882 del
>>39881
Would an appropriate woman name be Fraufrau then?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.39883 del
>>39881
I would happily be her man, if you see what I mean


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.39884 del
Grug bros, do we dare watch?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.39885 del
Grug in the ELITE Top 50


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.39886 del
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help the swamps are flooding


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.39887 del
grug smash
grug chute


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.39888 del
>>39886
better watch out, some of those holes are really deep


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.39889 del
37 grug


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.39890 del
Grug almost died lmao


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.39891 del
32 grug after 1 lap


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.39892 del
>van der poel in 32nd position currently
he's gaining >>39889


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.39893 del
grug mogging those wattlets in the feedzone


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.39894 del
kek camera only showing grug right now and not tete.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.39895 del
There is a dude on origine bike, didn't know they were doing XC bikes


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.39896 del
squeakers are all grug fans


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.39897 del
16 grug


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.39898 del
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please don't fall


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.39899 del
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and now he's roonin like it's a CX race


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.39900 del
>>39898
so far I've seen two dodgy moments, maybe 3 if you count the corner slideout


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.39901 del
Meanwhile, my boy ZINC is 2nd for some reason


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.39902 del
the mountainbike community doesn't like to be mogged like that


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.39903 del
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ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ZONE 5
of course the stream starts breaking down into ld when I'm taking a screenshot


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.39904 del
Meanwhile my fraud ZINC dropped 9 spots just like that


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.39905 del
He's loosing 10 sec every descent lmao


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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.39908 del
>>39906
works thanks


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.39909 del
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Eggy ride from yesterday. Weather was good. Under-hydrated somehwat, had a bit of cramp for a moment near the end but could keep going.


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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.39911 del
>>39909
Lmao, what is this?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.39912 del
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>>39909
up
down
up
down
egg goes up
omelette goes down


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.39913 del
>>39911
>gaining elevation in denmark


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.39915 del
if current trends persist grug will lap most of the field by lap 6


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.39916 del
>>39909
Is everyone here a fucking monster these days


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.39917 del
11 grug
it's over for now


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.39918 del
>>39917
he's almost there though I think on next laps climb he can reach the front


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.39919 del
Jesus he must have 50 watts on them at least


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.39920 del
grug pas normal
pidkek would have crashed into those trees by now


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.39921 del
why did grugman think he could just show up and win


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.39922 del
>>39921
the way it's going he might just do that


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.39923 del
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big tree bros...


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.39924 del
>>39922
He won't, losing too much in descent


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.39925 del
>>39924
kinda funny, gains 20 seconds due to pure watts and then loses 15 again
maybe he will break even by the end


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.39926 del
he got this


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.39927 del
damn now he's unleashed I take back my words


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.39928 del
whoop should give us live heart rate data for every rider
Its probably just very high at all times but the tech is right there anyways


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.39929 del
grug in tete de la koers


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.39930 del
the power difference whenever he gets out of the saddle is nuts


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.39931 del
>>39927
actually he barely gained for the past 10 minutes, took him way longer to close the gap to the spitze than I expected


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.39932 del
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grug lost 12 seconds on the downhill


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.39933 del
>zone 4 grug
I don't believe it, he still looks like he's in zone 2


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.39934 del
meanwhile assgreen punched a 2 minute gap in france


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.39935 del
>>39934
grug looks composed right up until the moment he blows up


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.39936 del
The czech commentator keeps calling grug Matthew


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.39937 del
if he did a few more races to get the technical aspects dialed in I think they wouldn't stand a chance


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.39938 del
PUNCHard flatted
Grugcoin soars


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.39939 del
>>39934
he's kind of fucked being out there all alone


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.39940 del
Grug is finally cooked it seems


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.39941 del
>>39940
yeah he's clawing his way back but for like 50 meters the tete was even gapping him on the climb, its over


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.39942 del
nice move by the guy in first


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.39943 del
grug fading because cx doesn't go beyond the hour


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.39944 del
Well, still good signs for his chances next time. He had to do a lot of recovering due to his starting position


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.39945 del
why grug no smash harder?


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at least he's only had like 3 near crashes and only had to unclip twice or so to run some section that anyone else including the women could ride


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.39947 del
We live in Bretagne btw


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.39948 del
oooo nice attack


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.39949 del
allez squillaume


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.39950 del
that was very fun to watch


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.39951 del
>>39950
Getting CX (zonder grug) fever


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.39952 del
Prudhomme dopage time


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.39953 del
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top 10


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.39954 del
>Prodhomme Nicolas (Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale Team) opens up a small gap.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.39955 del
>>39954
THIS IS NOT NORMAL


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.39956 del
is bretagne on daddystreams? tiz is unusable for me


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.39957 del
>>39953
Does that guy in 10th actually punch hard?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.39958 del
>Wellens Tim (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) pulling in peloton
Oh great 22 velocoins down the drain


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.39959 del
it's a pithie


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.39960 del
>>39958
if del toro had a braincel he'd drop a gap to wellens to force others to work


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Mexican dopage victory in GP Kranj


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.39962 del


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.39963 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.39964 del
So Lidl worked an entire day again


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.39965 del
>>39964
How is Mads in the green jersey he hasn't done SHIT


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.39966 del
they've dropped nobody in bretagne jesus


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.39967 del
VERGAERDE brutale


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.39968 del
Ayuso LACHEE


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.39969 del
>>39966
I thought this was going to be a climber day FUCK


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.39970 del
>>39966
could’t find something to watch surely that peloton is reduced


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.39971 del
>>39966
Oh no I don't have sprinters except De Lie


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.39972 del
>>39970
there's like 70 guys


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.39973 del
Ayuso riding for Ayuso as per


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.39974 del
>>39972
jesus they slurped


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.39975 del
these races are gonna end at the same time aren't they


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Bertacek has Magnier, he has been very lucky lately so the winner is already known


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.39977 del
You now remember when Daddy stream was reliable service worth every penny


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.39978 del
Carlos Canal Blanco LACHEE

ATTAQUE DE JORGENSON/VINGEGAARD


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.39979 del
CICCONEGOD ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.39980 del
almeida caught sleeping again


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.39982 del
hallo waar UAE


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.39983 del
WAAR IS TREIN


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.39984 del
about to get on a plane, might catch the ending


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.39985 del
almeida also using those nose things?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.39986 del
AAAAAHHHHH NOOOO


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.39987 del
lel ciccone riding like a retard like in uae


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.39988 del
CICCO NO


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.39989 del
Almeida going to CATCH that fish


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.39990 del
vingegaard is significantly weaker without pogi's wheel to follow


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.39991 del
ALMEIDA looks so strong, like a man on a mission
I have seen enough, /elite/ wins the La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.39992 del
GC Pidcock looking good


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.39993 del
Okay my team is done I only have Jonas


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.39994 del
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KAM ON JOAO SCORE SOME FUCKING WATTS
Cicco completely gone too, count'd latch on to grupo /elite/


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.39995 del
They need to stop with the motopacing


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.39996 del
Markel Beloki NOT NORMAL


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.39997 del
Gall lachee


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.39998 del
podium pidcock could happen


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.39999 del
>>39998
let's wait and see how much time he loses on Angliru


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.40000 del
fish has it


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.40001 del
O'Connor with Trein, Balderstone and Guardeño haha


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.40002 del
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here's your bretagne winners


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.40003 del
>>40002
What the FUCK. Well at least it is zero for everyone


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.40004 del
>>40002
I don't have a single one of these guys

Guess I might get some assist points if mcnulty and hermans podium


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.40005 del
Oh it was fake news, they got caught


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.40006 del
VINGEGAARD should stand up and demand the stage be neutralised for safety


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.40007 del
>>40002
cheering for a Costiou win to save his career


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.40008 del
>>40005
not really, there's a secondardy group chasing the first while hapless peloton lachees


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.40009 del
why are the visma's pacing traeen by the way?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.40010 del
G2 joins G1 and starts to slurp


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.40011 del
Lecerf with Trein. Terrible


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.40012 del
>>40009
Advanced tactics so Jonas doesn't have to wear the maglia rojo


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.40013 del
MADOUAS goes solo, nobody wants to chase, yet the gap decreases


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.40014 del
Right in time for some aktion.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.40015 del
>>40012
he has to do all the shit anyway if he wins the stage
and then he takes the red tomorrow almost certainly


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.40016 del
>>40015
Please do not doubt Visma tacticians they know what is best


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.40017 del
>>40015
is troon gonna abandon on the rest day?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.40018 del
pleading for pidcock to help you is a bad position to be in


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.40019 del
Garcia Pierna of all places


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.40020 del
garcia pierna will get caught with an irregular blood passport it seems


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.40021 del
dernier tour in france


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.40022 del
lame


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.40023 del
Thanks for all the work Lidl Trek


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.40024 del
LAME


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.40025 del
much more GC action today than expected


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.40026 del
Felicitat GALL didn't lose that much time


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.40027 del
BASED Marco Soler pulling all the others closer to Almeida


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.40028 del
>>40025
the moment jay vine said the team wasn't going in the break I already knew today was GC


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.40029 del
BARRE, MADOUS, GILS and NULTY in the tete


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.40030 del
yeah it's over, the peleton is slurping


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.40031 del
>>40028
did you also know GC Pidcock would be activated?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.40032 del
>>40031
this is classic pidcock though, like that TDF with puy de dome and grand colombier where he was extremely good until he blew up because he can't recover for 3 weeks


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.40033 del
>maxim van gils


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.40034 del
kooij still there


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.40035 del
Couldn't the previous group get clear? At least I have had two in there.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.40036 del
tete 25 seconds, showing signs of slurpage, though


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.40037 del
BARRE ABNORMAL


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.40038 del
Barre pas normal


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.40039 del
I'll say, Almeida being 38s behind Vingo by the end of week 1 is within what I expected. However, I expected that gap to have been built through the TTT and through Friday's stage..


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.40040 del
>no riders in front
>sprinters in the peleton
legendary 0 point velogoomble for me


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.40041 del
>Louie BAHRAIN


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.40042 del
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>gap descreasing


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.40043 del
ALLAH


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.40044 del
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They are gonna get caught


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.40045 del
>>40039
>I expected that gap to have been built through the TTT and through Friday's stage..
Not sure Visma had a stronger TTT than UAE on paper. I would have expected them to be quite equal.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.40046 del
slurpage


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.40047 del
van gils is also part of the sub 100 IQ gang


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.40048 del
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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.40049 del
DE LIE WINS


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.40050 del
de lie is so fucking strong


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.40051 del
STIER


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.40052 del
Yeah, the tough part was too far from the finish to really filter out the fatter guys.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.40053 del
Wout would have won


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.40054 del
>>40044
acktually you can buy time, just give the moto driver a little tip


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.40055 del
>31 DEL GROSSO Ctibor
piece of SHIT


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.40056 del
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I'm lovin it


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.40057 del
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I wonder how that "Full team of UAE" bert is feeling this very moment


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.40058 del
>>40052
>race hasn't ended in a bunch sprint for years
>make race harder
>it ends in a bunch sprint


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.40059 del
>>40056
I love that Walloon bull so much you wouldn’t believe it


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.40060 del
>>40056
very strong celebration game from De Lie today


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.40061 del
Elite seething at everyone today


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>>40057
I have tree UAE runners but at least I have De Lie too. So ALL GOOD


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.40063 del
>>40045
On paper yeah, but I always expect UAE to shit themselves in TTTs, so them not choking for once was a huge surprise for me.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.40065 del
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Results. >>40064


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.40066 del
Extremely disappointed in the likes of HINLEL, CICCO or BERNAL GOMEZ, casualy giving up 2 minutes.
Jonas is no Pogacar.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.40067 del
>>40065
it's over


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>>40065
not terrible
uppity autismbert in the dust


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.40069 del
>>40056
WAALSE STIER


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.40070 del
>>40061
he was in such good humor until today


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.40071 del
>>40058
I'd do so well if it was last year and I just vibed it out. I would 100% pick the guys who are currently strong in hilly terrain, 100% Kooij Magnier De Lie , I probably wouldn't even look at the profile because Plouay is Plouay, what changes could there be.
But here we are.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.40073 del
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Results. >>40072


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.40074 del
if you were UAE would you let ayuso do this to your GC leader?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.40075 del
>>40074
I would agree to cancel his contract in return for a huge sum of money. If they couldn't pay I would keep him and let him race mickey mouse races only. He's always such a rat.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.40076 del
>>40074
Why did they even let him go? there’s obvious open hatred at this point


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.40077 del
>>40076
Matxin is a retard


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.40078 del
Bisiaux and Fisher-Black going GREAT, my team is also cursed


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.40079 del
>>40078
Fisher has been disappointing all season so it's to be expected. Bisiaux is a young guy doing his first GT he still has time to have one good day to show off his talents.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.40080 del
>vine working for his polka dots
>ayuso rat incarnate
>solarus rat incarnate working for a top 15 GC and sprints for 6th
>novak and gross shart don't even do half the work they do for pogi
every race without pogacar, how do they manage to do it
aside from that also not a single rider in the top 30 in bretagne


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.40081 del
>>40080
Too much money. They can afford to sign too many good riders who they probably all promised leader roles in big races.
To be fair to them it is working out for them more often than not.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.40082 del
>>40080
Wellens even did stuff for the mexican but they never follow upped


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.40083 del
>>40080
I think what Vine is doing is fine in isolation and he usually doesn’t refuse to help when he's really needed.

If anything, I'd say he's one of the riders being screwed over by Ayuso. Not only are his stage chances cut in half, but he also has to take over a bigger share of the domestique work.


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>>40082
mcnutty gets a pass, he tried
the other trio though


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.40085 del
I KNEW Soler would do this, imagine not picking him for 6 velocoins


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.40086 del
>>40074
Based Joao. He deserves better than what they're giving him that's for sure.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.40087 del
>4 minutes
>mouse_squeaking.jpg


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.40088 del
>>40086
No sympathies from me, he should've joined a soulful team if he'd care about anything but the money.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.40089 del
>>40065
I bet big on this being a hardman puncheur classic instead of a field sprint.

And boy did I bet wrong.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.40090 del
>>40087
simon clarke won that stage


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.40091 del
>>40086
>save me Pidcucktini


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.40092 del
michael bling matthews recovered and back in shape to win another prestigious canadian UWT race


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.40093 del
>>40090
I have NO idea which Garcia that is supposed to be anyway. Mavi?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.40094 del
They should just send Ayuso home btw. Of course all the others are not going to do SHIT for Almeida either if he just gets away with this shit


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.40095 del
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ohoh seems like the vuelta stage produced kino while I thought it would be a snoozler and went for a short ride instead


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.40096 del
>>40095
the final climb made for some action even though it wasn't a rampas


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.40097 del
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mhm


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.40098 del
>>40097
Fuark, completely forgot about this guy and had to check who the FUCK it is.
Maybe he said something moderately adjacent to antesemetic and was given a bad blood bag.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.40099 del
>>40098
Many weird cases this year


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.40100 del
>>40097
oh yeah that guy


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.40101 del
So it was near 5000
Or does strava overedtimate?
Anyway incredible that the peleton has become strong enough to force a mass sprint here


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.40102 del
>>40101
elevation gain comes from the headunit directly unless you record with a phone. There's some discrepancy between each unit I found but its the best we can do I guess


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.40103 del
>>40102
Oh yeah I forgot, the air pressure
PCS was way off then


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.40104 del
>>40099
Ahh at least got the team right, thought this is Hindlel not Sasha.
But Bora sabotage is legendary this year.
It is all Lipo, Maus and Roglas afterglow.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.40105 del
>>40101
needed a couple 500m, 15% rampas in the final 15km to knock out the fast men


Bert Admin 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.40106 del
Hello, Bert
Gonna stream Why Don't You Play in Hell on September 6th at 9 and 19:00 UTC.
It's a Japanese action movie.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.40107 del
>>40106
Polskabert is asking for your opinion about his try at some magyarslop >>39830


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.40108 del
Finished a good book, getting a little druk off some Jamaican rum.
No work for 2 weeks.
Life is good.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.40109 del
>>40108
what did you read?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.40110 del
>>40107
Ah, I have not noticed. Thanks.

>>39829
>>39830
Well, it looks like something.
Lecsó is fine chopped onions fried on lard, sliced paprika and tomato fried some I prefer it al dente, some cook it soggy. Spices: salt, pepper, ground red pepper. Can be made hot or "sweet" depending on paprika.
Popular to serve it with rice on the side, or mixed in, with various types of fried sausages, kolbász, hot dogs, and/or salo the lard can be replaced entirely with the fat from the fried salo.
It's a very simple recipe, and I like it in itself the most with some fluffy white bread. Tho I'm fine with eating it like above, or with freedom fries, and fried chops so it can be a side dish to some meats.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.40111 del
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>>40110
Would.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.40112 del
>>40109
A Personal Matter by Kenzaburō Ōe
Probably the best thing I've read this year.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.40113 del
>>39830
Still trying to figure out what is this.
It has meat, onions, paprika, potato, and from the description I gather: tomato. So I think the closest is gulyás. Generally the onions should be chopped fine, but it could be a version of it.
As long as it tastes good, then it works.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.40114 del
Threadly reminder gulas is a czech dish


Bert Admin 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.40115 del
And pilsner is Hungarian beer.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.40116 del
>>40110
>>40113
Thanks bossman, it is a simple lesco as you described it.
Paprika - only the yellow pointy one, smoked bacon and roma tomatoes.
The onions were sliced, not chopped fine, I was too lazy that day.
The spices are exactly salt, pepper, ground bell pepper but with extra cayenne pepper for some heat.
It did go with bread too.
Don't know why it came out so watery, usually it looks way more like your first photo. Perhaps discarding the tomato seeds and all the water that is inside it would be in order, perhaps we are already getting greenhouse shitty tomatoes instead of the good, summer ones.

Besides that, for me it is bogracs.


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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.40118 del
>>40115
Based post


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.40119 del
I thought all of that is German ...


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.40120 del
Actually thinking of that, I don't think I ever had a h*ngarian beer.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.40121 del
>>40120
>he has never had a soproni
you’re missing the sensation of a beer losing gaz in 2-5 minutes somehow


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.40123 del
>>40116
Ah I see. So no potato.
As for tomato you could discard the fluid with the seeds better yet, drink it, its pretty gud or add the tomato earlier, let it steam away, then add the paprika. If the tomato turns to sauce its great too.

>>40120
They aren't any good. At least the big commercial brands usually covering regions. Perhaps Dreher is fine. But I got used to them so I don't care.
Since the regime change things changed a lot. The big brand beer were purchased by Western companies, and they became more diverse, creating several varieties, the classic lager turned even more shit than it was before. On the other hand many small home breweries opened and they brew excellent stuff. In the last 15 years many meme stuff also opened, Western fads have strong influence.


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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.40125 del
>>40123
*They aren't any good. At least the big commercial brands. They were usually covering regions.
I wanted to write something like this.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.40126 del
>>40124
aaaa the vuelta is going to end me, Landa save me


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.40127 del
>>40125
Hmmm, I will have a look in my store. Unfortunately we have so many of our beer brands there's barely room for any foreign (except for heineken or some other shit)


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.40128 del
>>40124
tick tock


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.40129 del
>>40127
>heineken
That might be brewed here. We produce bunch of licensed generic Western crap.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.40130 del
>>40127
does Praha have some noteworthy brewery or does just everything get imported by the truckloads from Pilsen because they basically solved beer.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.40131 del
>>39909
based sawtooth enjoyer


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.40132 del
>>40124
obvious netflix rigging for plotlines


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.40133 del
>>40130
Staropramen (noteworthy for being bad, but not all types)
Branik (noteworthy for being piss cheap, made for hobos)
those two are sold country wide
there are dozens smaller mostly sold around the region only


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.40134 del
>>40123
Yeah, probably reducing the tomats would be the way, I am coming off a few batches of ratatouille which I am just reducing to near sauce consistency, thanks to our very own Norbert advice, so I threw everything in but left the pot open without a lid.
I am coming over to have a look after twenty minutes and I see a soup with the paprika slowly disintegrating. Yes well, we're having a lecso soup then. Went in well anyways, the taste is very distinct from the Polska leczo which has to have zucchini and often courgette in.
Thought that ground paprika will be too much extra but it is more than fine, you people and your paprika.


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Well I have returned from my BIG trip and it is time to clear some business off my desk.

Firstly, the ascent of Whiteface Mtn went exactly as planned. I wanted to keep my HR out of threshold for basically entire climb which was successful. My new 36-tooth cassette was clutch as my average cadence for the climb was a measly 65 rpm.

The climb is a monster at 13km with 8.6% average gradient (1074 total vert gained). The lower pitches are steepest with a half kilometer average 11-12% but then tapered to stay consistently hard for the rest of the climb. The climb was gorgeous with immaculate road conditions and insane vistas throughout of the High Peaks wildness of the Adirondacks.

At the top, I was joined by Bertina who joined me for the short hike along a ridge to the true summit at 1483m, then we drove down.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.40136 del
>>40135
you cannot suffer in upstate ny (until winter)


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Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.40138 del
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>>40135
based unipuerto merchant
what is the cagie situation up there?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.40139 del
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>>40138
I really do not like the 90 km/h speed limits on all the roads in the area but drivers were good, I don't think I was ever passed closer than like 2m.

Climb was light on traffic because it is a road to literally nowhere and has an insane toll.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.40140 del
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>>40139
There's a toll for BICYCLES?
For second person?
For additional passanger?
FOR PEDESTRIAN?


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.40141 del
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>>40140
The toll booth lady did tell me that thankfully you only pay the toll once per day as a cyclist if you want to do laps on the climb.


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.40142 del
>>40140
better yet, most of the northeast toll road mountains dont even allow bikes. slaughter all cagies


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.40143 del
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any other berts watching the football


Bert 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.40144 del
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>>40143
of course


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.40145 del
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>>40144
convicts win


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.40146 del
Very cool betting tips for Tour of Britain, thanks, I'm thinking 100 quid for Nairo to win


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.40147 del


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.40149 del
>In his pursuit, Almeida also received little support from Tom Pidcock, who also heard about it. "But I saw he was on the limit. Maybe I missed a good teammate today. In the end, I was completely alone, but it is what it is."

meanwhile

>"I was quite tired today and my legs were still a bit sore, just like yesterday. That's why I took it easy," Ayuso told the Spanish press.

if he goes in the break after the rest day they should unironically remove him from the team


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.40150 del
>>40149
always wonder what the DS is doing in these UAE situations. does he just roll up every day and say "we try hard today eh" and ignore tactics.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.40151 del
>>40150
is Gianetti even here, it's the spanish fraction that rules the vuelta I think and they do what they want
remember last year's disasterclass


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.40152 del
>>40134
>Polska leczo which has to have zucchini
Kinda reminds me of zakuska, a Romanian/Balkan version, except that has eggplants instead.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.40153 del
>>40149
at some point they gotta understand it’s hurting their brand as a cyclist team


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.40154 del
>>40140
Walking ain't free.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.40155 del
>>40139
Insane


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.40156 del
>>40153
it is their brand as a cycling team
mercenary inc


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.40157 del
>>40156
the mob jokes just get realer and realer. every man for himself unless when the bossman is present


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Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.40159 del
>>40139
>das rite boi, wait till you walk a mile in my shoes
>walk a mile? that will be $2.99 before taxes + tip
>but our viewers are getting a special offer
>enter 'speegosh' to get 10% off on your next walk
>that's es-pee-ee-ee-gee-oh-es-aids, speegosh
>and if you're among the first 20 who enter the promo code you will get a special frequent walker account
>it will give you free 10 miles to walk, every month
>that's right, 10 free miles, every single month
>brought to you by meundies


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.40160 del
>>40158
sepp is in this vuelta? I didn't notice


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.40161 del
are they really sending brennan and kooij the shittain?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.40162 del
>>40161
Humiliation ritual for Kooij


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.40163 del
>>40161
They'll make a t shirt after winning every stage


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.40164 del
>>40161
y tymbyl fever


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.40165 del
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Wait what there is one CT team and it is Anicolor? Rhafal Rheish and Guerin


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.40166 del
>>40165
>julius bert meeting his old team again
heh


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.40167 del
>>40166
might get into an unfortunate accident after his squeaking


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.40168 del
Made this in 10 seconds without looking at the profiles. EZ winning team


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.40169 del
>>40168
>memco
remember last year


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.40170 del
>>40168
do you have the balls to lock these picks in


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.40171 del
>>40168
DO IT


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.40172 del
Humiliation incoming


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.40173 del
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>>40172
i cant wait unironically


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.40174 del
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>>40172
Oh he's the national coach. I thought he was going to ride


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.40175 del
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Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.40176 del
>>40174
he'd probably top 10


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.40177 del
>van moer to q36.5
why are they signing so many mid rouleurs


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.40178 del
tiesj b-noot to Decathlon CMA CGM


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.40179 del
>>40178
interesting


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.40180 del
Is this years' transfer volume a bit stupid or what?
Didn't really follow it too much, it was always musical chairs for mid-shitters, occasional bigger name transfer and a bunch of promising kids either going to their parent senior teams or somewhere else senior.
Feels like half of the peloton cleans their whole capable roster names.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.40181 del
>>40180
lots of money influx these days so you have big teams buying up anything good under the sun while Q36.5 (shit team with lots of money) buys up anything that moves


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.40182 del
>>40168
This actually looks decent, might steal 1:1


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.40183 del
>>40181
But I thought ASO was killing the sport


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.40184 del
>Filippo Zana to Quick Step
now that was one that wasn't announced months in advance


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.40186 del
>>40184
inchresting


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.40187 del
>>40184
Absolutely love the Remco transfer SOQ feels so freed up now with Declercq at the wheel in DS cars good times ahead


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Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.40189 del
>>40184
Who even is the GC rider they keep hiring domestiques for?
Is there another team with so much mountain support without a rider that is absolutely capable of finish in the top 10 of a GT and fighting for a top 5? Landismo, Chessman, Van WIlder, Cras, VPP, etc...
Is Lecerf their big GC project or do they have someone lined up for 2027 (their 2'26 roster is supposedly completed with Zana)?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.40190 del
>>40189
they're all stage hunters


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.40191 del
>>40189
GC is for nerds


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.40192 del
>>40189
I'm also pretty sure they just say fuck gc and win stages


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.40193 del
>>40189
Landa is a top5 GC rider in the world when healthy, please pay attention to the sport


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.40194 del
>>40191
van wilder can do GC in the one week stage races, then with pogacar and vingo around you basically have 1 GT a year you can go for broke which is what Landa can try


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.40195 del
>"I was pretty tired and couldn't help the team much," said Ayuso. "I'm not in the general classification anymore, so there was no point in pushing just for the sake of pushing. I wouldn't have been in the race anyway. Pushing for another five minutes was pointless."

LMAO


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.40196 del
>>40195
most untrusted gregario


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Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.40200 del
>>40195
jesus christ mary joseph


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.40201 del
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>>40195
>what can i do boss


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.40202 del
>>40195
This guy is a meme at this point


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.40204 del
>>40199
why is krtek dating an ugly squeaker? no wonder zabka tried to assassinate her.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.40205 del
>no ITT
but I wanted to see Reis beating Remco


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.40206 del
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Stage 1 - Sprint
Stage 2 - Sprint
Stage 3 - Sprint
Stage 4 - Fake classic aka sprint
Stage 5 - Slurp and GC sprint
Stage 6 - Problably slurp again


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.40207 del
this tour of Britain made me realize there is literally not a single British conti or pro conti team


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.40208 del
>>40195
Send him home immediately. I would say Soler too if he wasn't in my team


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.40209 del
Would Ayuso be starting stage tomorrow if Pogi were here?

I would say no.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.40210 del
>>40207
What happened to trinity racing or whatever their name was?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.40211 del
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RIP Walter welterusten


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.40212 del
>>40210
think they folded at the end of last year


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.40213 del
>>40206
Das rite, just adjusted out ORNERY.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.40214 del
>>40210
folded because Ineos would rather take over some random german junior team instead of a home grown one


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.40215 del
>>40206
>4000m climbing classic
Mass sprint
>Pancake flat stage race with 0.5km ramp at the end
Believe it or night, also a mass sprint


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.40216 del
UAE removing their kit and it's actually Movistar all along.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.40217 del


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.40218 del
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>>40216
>A team run by Italians full of Iberian riders
This GT was doomed from the start


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.40219 del
>>40150
I think they only send a DS to the races Pogacar does and for the rest they just tell the riders to do whatever they want.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.40220 del
>>40219
Wait they aren’t already doing that?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.40221 del
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Well we have completed the first week of a MIDDLING Grand Tour and that means it is time to catch up on our SENSATIONAL series of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

I have been out of the /wtw/ office for the last week so a few bottles today to catch up. Rest assured, these bottles were actually drank the day of the appropriate stage, so hold your complaints to the board of directors.

Stage 5 of the Vuelta FINALLY involves some Spanish soil, but we have a bit of a cheeky wine here to celebrate the prolonged Grand Depart. The ITT is around the city of Figueres, the capital of Alt Emporda, and we have a wine from Alt Emporda to enjoy.

RIM Vins de Jordi Esteve "Contraban" 2021 ($36)

So this is a blend of Grenacha and Muscat d'Alexandria made it petillant naturel-style (please refer to former editions of wtw) with very natural vinification - unfined, unfiltered, unsulfured. Almost of the fruit is grown in Emporda proper, but there is a little bit of fruit from a friend's vineyard in Roussillon, hence the name 'Contraban' (it was previously illegal to trade across border during reign of Franco).

Pours a light red/ruby with some cloudiness and effervescence. The nose is initially super wild and barnyard but blew off pretty quickly. Nose has ripe red fruit of rhubarb and strawberry with some funky herbaceousness, super interesting. Palate is light and sparkly with lightly drying tannins around the crunchy fruit core.

There's some rough edges here with the brett and funk, but it is pleasant. Perfect for sitting around a fire in the late summer, went well with BBQ chicken. I apologize for the out-of-focus picture, I believe I was quite drunk by this point.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.40222 del
encountered Wiebes whilst training in the dutch alps (Limburg), prepare for some pas normal performances


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.40223 del
>>40207
It's weird because they have plenty of talent. Maybe football cannibalize all other sports in terms of sponsor money?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.40224 del
Hey if you pick Brady GILMORE you start with 588 points!


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.40225 del
>>40222
was she bigger than you?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.40226 del
>>40222
remember when she kwabbed her best chance at Amstel


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.40227 del
you now remember French prodigy Noa Isidore


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.40228 del
>>40225
nope, she's rather short actually, but a lot more legmuscle than the other ciclistas

met her last year at a cyclocross race as well, the offers she gets in terms of starting money are mental


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.40229 del
>>40228
start money is always nuts, grug can buy a house from a winter of just showing up


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.40230 del
>>40221
sounds delicious, I had a great unsulfered natural wine about a week ago


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.40231 del
>forgot my half empty bidon on my bike before 2 months vacations
Oh lord, didn't even open it, straight to the bin


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.40232 del
>>40231
you threw away unlimited power


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.40233 del
>>40231
The mold has already taken over your house. It's over


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.40234 del
>>40233
Was on my balcony


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.40235 del
>>40234
now THAT'S what I call a bertaček balcón


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.40236 del
Also checked the pads on my gravel with 7k km, they still have good life on them. Honestly this grx d*sc has been pretty problem free, I'm impressed


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.40237 del
Juan A. is finally a free man


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.40238 del
>>40237
bad news for Ciccone and Skjelmose


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.40239 del
rattiest gregario edition next thread pls


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.40240 del
>>40239
"I'm pretty tired and couldn't help making the new thread much," said Bert. "I'm not in the general classification for velogoomblin anymore, so there is no point in picking jonas just for the sake of a top 50 position. I wouldn't have been in the velogoomblin race anyway. Adjusting for another five minutes is pointless."


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.40241 del
>>40237
god damn, terminated his contract on the rest day


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.40242 del
imagine if lipowitz joins lidl only to slave for Ahuso


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.40243 del
>>40241
Probably told maxtin to go fuck himself


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.40244 del
Bretty tired before, then decent watts, then even more tired afterwards
Should probably take it easy for a couple days especially with BIG hiking coming up this next weekend.
Don't wanna repeat the infamous hiking fiasco of 2024


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.40245 del
>>40237
SEND HIM HOME


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.40246 del
>>40244
That was in 2024? I thought you died way earlier than that


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.40247 del
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>>40237
>“I would like to thank the team for the support and opportunities they have given me over these years. I have had the chance to grow and to compete alongside the very best, and I know that what I have learned will always remain part of my professional background. I now feel it is time for me to take a different path, with the same enthusiasm and I wish UAE Team Emirates – XRG success for the future.”


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.40248 del
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So where is he going?
<Favorites:
>Movistar
>Lidl trek
>CMA GCM Decathlon

<dark horses
>Q36.5
>Astana
>Tudor


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.40249 del
>>40248
Movistar of course


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.40250 del
>>40248
If I am liddl I go all in on lipo, not this fraud. Then Movistar is the only option


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.40251 del
>>40250
Yes well, Ayuso has wins Lipo hasn’t won shit yet he’s the safer bet.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.40252 del
>>40248
lidl may poach him if they can't get lipo
Insiders (a guy on twitter) told me lipo will stay with bora


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.40253 del
>>40248
All the rumours says he's going to Lidl. He really should be going to a team where he has no competition and will always be captain like Shitcock did. He's more drama than he's worth for a stacked team.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.40254 del
>>40248
Sabgal Anicolor


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.40255 del
>>40248
Spanish media says Lidl


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.40256 del
>>40231
I recently had an encounter with the moldman too, my toilet wasn't flushing properly so I had to open the entire thing up (been living here 4 years and never did)
the lovecraftian horrors I found


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.40257 del
>>40251
His best GC was 3 seasons ago. Lipo has so much more upside and also not a team cancer


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.40258 del
>>40246
That was a different incident


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.40259 del
>>40256
on the other side, this age of youtube is insane
10 or so years ago I'd have to call someone for this shit and pay a lot of money
now some french squeaker made a 5 minute video on how to disassemble an reassemble the plunger


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.40260 del
A certain someone might look at this situation and think to himself
>this Ayuso guy is a pretty good climber he could support our Remco and Primoz at the tour
>12 million € p.a. should do it


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.40261 del
>>40256
>Bert didn't clean his toilet for four (4) years
sickening stuff really


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.40262 del
>It would be fantastic if Visma signed this young rider and, with Vingegaard, had a great battle during the Tour de France. I think he'll go to Trek. In my opinion, not the best team in terms of GC.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.40263 del
>>40261
I have never opened the entire thing up whatever that means. Do you regularly disassemble your toilet for cleaning?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.40264 del
>Juan is a valuable talent, and we are grateful for what we've built together. At the same time, our sports project has always been focused on continuity, group harmony, and building a winning team. We believe this decision, in the best interest of both parties, best aligns with the values ​​that define our organization. We wish Juan every success in the future
Not exactly the best reference letter for his next employer


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.40265 del
>>40261
you open up the wallmount to clean?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.40266 del
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>>40264
>our sports project has always been focused on continuity, group harmony


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.40267 del
>>40262
Ayuso vs Matteo knuckleheadism would be kino


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.40268 del
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>>40262
he'd fit right into their Samen Winnen branding


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.40269 del
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juan my son, time to come home


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.40270 del
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Looking through lidls roster makes me realize that I vastly overestimate that team. They have 3.5 good riders (mads, milan, ciccone, skelly) who prop them up, not that much in there for ayuso to ride gc with.
Any gt roster for sure has at least 1 sprinter+hjaelper+tip and idk if skelly and ciccone are okay with being hjaelpers


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.40271 del
>>40270
Skelly looks useless as a dom or captain he has those random outbursts of looking good and then just fall of a cliff again


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.40272 del
>>40270
SKJELMOSE is quickly becoming worse rider than VACEK


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.40273 del
>>40271
he chutes a lot and is sick a lot
he needs to become a vuelta merchant and stage hunter


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.40274 del
>>40270
Trek can put together a good GT team if they can convince Ciccone and Skjelmose to be domestiques. Not sure how that's going to go though since they are used to having a lot of freedom.
>>40271
You don't need to be as consistent as a domestique it's not the end of the world if you have an offday. His main problem was that he kept falling and get injured all season.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.40275 del
>>40274
would be a shame to see ciccone slave for him
it's not like he's close to vingegaard or pogacar


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.40276 del
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Some (un)expected news has ROCKED the World Tour peloton! The only way we can wrap our heads around this VERY shocking news is with another sensational /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

This bottle marks the ninth stage of the Vuelta, which snakes along the valley between the Ebro River and the Sierra de Cebollera in the Northern Iberian Mountains. This is Rioja, one of Spain's greatest wine regions. It is famous for its complex, age-worthy red wines made chiefly of Tempranillo, heavily barrel-aged (usually in American oak). We have previously enjoyed a very nice bottle of Rioja Tinto in the Itzulia Basque Country but today are trying something a bit different.

Cuentavinas Arriscado 2023 ($115)

This is a blend of Garnacha Blanca, Tempranillo, and Viura old vines on mostly limestone soil in San Vicente de la Sonsieera. This is apparently biodynamic. It pours a pale yellow. The nose is extremely clean, really no oak to discern. There is light pineapple fruit and wet stone. The palate is medium, rounded but with a nice acidity that just cuts through the fat. The wine is profoundly mineral, with echoing stone.

For the price, this is too simple. It is finely built and the minerality is beautiful but there is very little interesting about this. Apparently prices shot up massively after a good review from the Wine Advocate for the 2022 vintage, but this is a bit of a disappointment.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.40277 del
>>40275
he's also old now


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.40279 del
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Lefevre is full nostalgia posting I guess Walter was kinda his mentor.


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.40280 del
>>40276
waar bretagne cider to celebrate de stier victory?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.40281 del
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Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.40282 del
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>matthew rikkitelo


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.40283 del
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>Matej Ričitel


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.40284 del
>>40237
first runner to ride a grand tour unattached since the 1960's kek. i hope he starts pulling for his new team in week 3


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.40285 del
>>40248
he SHOULD go to movistar but some retard will throw him a bigger bag


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.40286 del
>>40284
lol surely his contract is only terminated from next year onwards
would he even be able to keep riding in a UCI race if he wasn't on a team?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.40287 del
>>40286
im sure juan ayuso is a consummate professional who will now continue his hard work for team leader jow almeida


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.40288 del
>>40287
of course he will
unless he just so happens to have bad legs when he's asked to work then he might as well drop back and take it easy


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.40289 del
>>40286
it ends after 2025 yes


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.40290 del
is AYUSO ready for PAYBACK?? Lets find out!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLCWSWtTUNY [Embed]


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.40291 del
>>40263
>>40265
how else to scrub out the mould?
in the past I just replaced the whole assembly every year or so but since have found it more economical to learn basic maintenance skills


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.40292 del
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>>40291
It's not necessary to take such extreme measures to clean the toilet


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.40293 del
you out here cleaning your ballcocks?


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.40294 del
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>>40291
is there an actual downside to having mould in the toilet. not like your drinking out of it or anything


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.40295 del
>>40294
Mold spores


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.40296 del
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jonas bulking for european championships


Bert 09/01/2025 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.40297 del
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whats the plan jaycosisters


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.40298 del
>>40297
DOUBLE PLAPP innit


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.40299 del
I can move my shifter by hand if I really push it, even though I torqued it to 8nm on my carbon bars. The other side I cannot move even at 7.2nm. Is that the bar or the shifter that's fucked?


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.40300 del
>>40299
likely siezed from mould or sweat corrosion, the way Bert tends to care for they are equipment


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.40301 del
>>40297
Unlock Paul Double


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.40302 del
>>40301
the new le 8 w/k man

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qcVa5wAmCng [Embed]


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.40303 del
>>40302
Is cycling really big enough now that even literal who riders like Double gets fan videos?


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.40304 del
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>>40303
Probably made by a friend or a family member.
Then again there is a aparently a Mohoric fanclub in Belgium.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.40306 del
>>40303
>>40304
ahem this is made by charlie LACAILLE who just had his BIG breakout in the tour de guyane and is very well known in the anglophone cycling youtuber sphere as a severe watts autist.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.40307 del
>>40306
Fair enough. I don't follow cycling wats autists and the rest of the nerd stuff.
I just like it when riders go fast.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.40308 del
>>40304
De Matej Maatjes


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.40309 del
Gof I forgot how many ebikes commuter there are in september


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.40310 del
>>40309
the battle royal has started steps, ebikes, fatbikes it can’t start pouring rain everyday soon enough


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.40311 del
Schelling? More like KWABlling, heh...


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.40312 del
>>40311
>"A lot has changed in the peloton since I turned pro in 2020. All those changes have also meant that the overall level in the peloton has increased so much that I sometimes feel like I can't compete anymore. And that's why I enjoy it a lot less.

>A lot has changed in the peloton since COVID, as my older teammates say. I've noticed that too, to put it bluntly. It's not bad for the sport, but it is bad for me.

why don't they just call it as it is


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.40313 del
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visma website is pretty funny
43 of these wins are kooij and the rest is brennan


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.40314 del


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.40315 del
>>40312
omerta


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.40317 del
>>40313
Didn't realise Kooij already had that many. I guess most are .Pro crap, but still kinda impressive.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.40318 del
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>>40317
tour of britain king


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.40319 del
if you pick Reis you get automatically 555 velopoints kek, but it doesn't show in the league


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.40320 del
>simac ladies tour
>5 flat stages and a ITT (flat)
>world tour
no one give the dutch the idea to make a mens version


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.40321 del
>>40320
the mighty VAMberg is only for the elite riders


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.40322 del
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>>40320
I'm sorry son, you're too late


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.40323 del
>>40322
>even the VAM-Berg stage gets shown as flat sprinter stage
kek


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.40324 del
>>40322
2.1 though. a pittance for the deprived dutchies. maybe if they behave next year we will give them back the ZLM tour


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.40325 del
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>>40312
I think he is talking about dopage


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.40326 del
Yeah, I'm thinking I am picking that Brady guy.
Can't whiff on that petty criminal physiognomy and 588 extra points.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.40327 del
Kielich to visma, Alpecin losing half of their roaster


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.40328 del
>>40327
plenty of fresh 1m90 cobble bullies will be available when lotto and intermarche fuse and baloise dies


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.40329 del
>>40327
everyone wants the alpecin doms because they’re the best but I think it’s due to team tactics and mentality


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.40330 del
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Do bertmen have core routine they do they can share?
I need to strengthen up because on long flat rides from around the 100km mark my hands tend to go numb.
I don't feel it's my bike fit because everything else is fine and it only really happens when I do no climbing and sit in a semi aero position.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.40331 del


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.40332 del
>>40326
Surely you noticed Hofstetter, my Bert.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.40333 del
>>40332
Of coursh, Bradtje is my secret pick for those fake classics stages, perhaps even that uphill but it is not Volta I guess.
The other thing is 6ers suck. Who do I pick? Matt Walls? Meh.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.40334 del
>>40330
Three times a week
>warm up with yoga poses and stretching
>bear position first leg waves then crawl
>bicycle
>leg waves
>sideplank lift
>with elastic monster crawls and sidesteps
>weighted squad
>superman
>plank


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.40335 del
>>40333
wenzel


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.40336 del
ADJUST QUICKLY


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.40337 del
>>40327
they dont rebuild they simply reload. REMIJN will top 10 roubaix next year


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.40338 del
>>40333
gloag duh


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.40339 del
>>40335
Akshually not a bad pick, I have completely ignored this guy after Catalunya.
I did also look into those two from Baloise, Crabs and Horses, they seemed like not bad either.
>>40338
He peaked for the first race of the season, didn't have any reasonable points from him ever again this season.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.40340 del
Ok, swarthy Luxembourgian named Wentzel from a Iberian conti team it is.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.40341 del
Picks will be poasted after lunch gym time.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.40342 del
>>40330
Just train your core like any other muscle in your body, heavy resistance training, 3-5 sets 5-10 reps close to failure, full range of motion. For the back I like Jefferson curls and full rom back extensions, for obliques I like cable twists and dumbbell side bends, for abs I like weighted crunches, leg lifts and cable crunches. No need for any separate "core routine".


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.40343 del
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Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.40344 del
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>>40343
fuck bin-remco


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.40345 del
>>40342
>there are berts out there having muscles
couldn't be me


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.40346 del
Veistroffer will of course SCREW me


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.40347 del
surely the tumble is too hard for gregwah


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.40348 del
>>40347
there's supposed to be a heavy headwind I've heard in the bert HQ hallways


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.40349 del
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>>40347
I always pick Grégoire no exceptions


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.40350 del
I don't understand this URIARTE meme, there is no profile he can shine on


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.40351 del
>"Lennert's rehabilitation is taking longer than hoped," said Lotto team sporting manager Kurt Van de Wouwer in an interview with our website. "A return to the peloton is definitely not on the horizon."

>Moreover, it currently doesn't look like Van Eetvelt will be competing this season. "Right now, that's quite possible. If he's not fully training within the next week and a half, we'll have to draw a line under this year. Lennert has come back from a long way, and then we have to be willing to look to next year."

Should sue the team for forcing him to ride through injuries multiple times this year, or sue himself for being retarded


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.40352 del
>>40346
>he picked WALLS

ayyy


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.40353 del
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But who am I to judge?
I picked DONNENWIRTH who is actually a DNS and got him replaced with Slippy G


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>>40352
What, is he not on the startlist or something? Everyone is a fraud so whatever


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.40357 del
>>40353
it's slippy g's final race, supposedly there's a big party in cardiff at the end
points guaranteed


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.40358 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U1C7rbeeN58 [Embed]


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.40359 del
>>40357
moral points


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.40360 del
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>>40359
moral pints


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.40361 del
why are they bringing nopunch thymen to a race with only punches anyway


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.40362 del
>>40361
he was getting too happy


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.40363 del
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>>40362
occasionally man must be reminded of his destined place in this world


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.40364 del
Swapped Blackmore + 4p rider to Tim Tom + Huens at the last minute


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.40365 del
God damn I've never seen Chris Horner so angry


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.40366 del
>>40354
Yep, GOLLIKER was my pick in ONLEY + 4er choice.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.40368 del
Ayuso's comments in full, fittingly published in cope:
https://www.cope.es/programas/tiempo-de-juego/noticias/dura-rajada-ayuso-uae-dictadura-20250902_3206768.html

>After hearing the news, Juan Ayuso said, "They did it to damage my image again. They talk about values and unity, and those are things I strongly agree with. Obviously, yesterday they also took advantage of some unfortunate words from Almeida, which I have discussed with Joao, and he has apologized to me because he agrees somewhat with what happened. I want to help. But of course, when there is one disrespectful act after another on the part of the team management, it also becomes difficult to unite and want to integrate."

>“Out of respect for my teammates and how well I've gotten along with them over the years, I would like to finish this Vuelta a España in the best possible way, and I'm very happy that at least now you know that too. Next year is going to be a very good year, I think, a new beginning, and well, I'm happy,” he continued.

>He continued: "I think that my relationship with my teammates, including Almeida, despite what people say, is good, and he deserves all the support I can give him. All the work done by the other six members, apart from Almeida, also deserves my contribution, and that's what I'm going to try to do. I would have liked to finish on good terms with the team because, throughout the negotiations, before the return, we were trying to come to a good agreement, but well, sometimes it seems impossible when it's more like a dictatorship and a unilateral power over you."

>As for why everything went so wrong, he says that's something "you'll have to ask them. Because, as I said, I didn't know anything until 6:30 p.m. yesterday, and suddenly they decided that the statement would be released after the race was over so as not to affect me or any of my teammates. I know that everything was done yesterday in half an hour without prior notice. Well, I don't understand it. And then, in the half hour I had, I said that I didn't agree with what was said in the statement, and the response was that the first statement they had written was much worse and that I should be happy with it."

>“Those are questions you have to ask them. I've always tried to stay sane and maintain my image and be respectful because, at the end of the day, it's a team that has given me a lot, and I've always been paid by them. So, well, I've always tried to be as professional as possible, but it's difficult,” he concluded.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.40369 del
Union jack and the flag of Team Flander Baloise


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.40370 del
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Oh hey Meintjes is in the Vuelta. Thanks pcs man.
I wonder if he gets the boot next season with the merger and everything.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.40371 del
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B R U T A L


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.40372 del
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The spanish inverted question mark never ceases to amuse me


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.40376 del
No attaque de Ayuso yet? SAD


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.40380 del
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Picks. >>40375


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.40381 del
Big caída in la Vuelta


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.40382 del
>>40330
I do a full-body routine twice per week


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.40383 del
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Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.40384 del
VINESTER on a mission


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.40385 del
URIARTE humiliated


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.40386 del
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ABANDON GARCIA PIERNA Raul


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.40387 del
abandono garthia pierna


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.40388 del
And JORGENSOHN Matteo is spending his time at the Medical Car, not looking good!


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.40389 del
going thru the curva palestina


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.40390 del
Cabeza on the move


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.40391 del
chute comicale de midget alfonso


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.40392 del
parcheggio PEDERSEN


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.40393 del
COMICALE WTF


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.40394 del
ATTAQUE JONAS VINGEGAARD RASMUSSEN


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.40395 del
>>40392
Illness?


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.40396 del
>>40395
obesity


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.40397 del
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Team UAE nowhere to be seen


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.40398 del
Jonas goes solo 78 km from the meta on a flat terrain


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.40399 del
Grupo compacto


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.40400 del
Fuck Israel, tbh


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.40401 del
guardia civil salivating


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.40402 del
>>40400
fuck retarded leftists too


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.40403 del
>>40402
flag system working correctly


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.40404 del
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These protestors are actually paid by Israel to make p*lestinian supporters look even more obnoxious OFFICIAL /bet/
>Yes 1.4
>No 8.8


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.40405 del
>>40404
I've spoken to enough leftist to know they're retarded enough to do this


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.40406 del
>>40404
I bet
also didn't they plan on 'hindering' IPT runners in future stages? When's that happening


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.40407 del
Kek, these Vuelta breaks are so shit. Vine wins again


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.40408 del
>>40406
considering how shit the isreal team is here they probably dont need to


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.40409 del
>>40406
>>40408
Hindering the grupetto doesn't get much of an attention, true


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.40410 del
consider: ayuso wins from the GC group


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.40411 del
1 km to go in uk


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.40412 del
KOOIJ wins ahead of GIBSMEDAT


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.40413 del
so close goodmestad


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.40414 del
Holy tor.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.40415 del
So both Crabs and Hesters would be pretty gud picks.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.40416 del
There's no Fraud Bennett? FUCK, how did I miss it. I would be picking Turd then.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.40417 del
How is this helping joao


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.40418 del
>>40416
wtf I also didn't pick him because sham bennett was on the startlist when I made my team
he was cheap too


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.40419 del
>>40416
>>40418
Attentionpaying at an all-time low


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.40420 del
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got humiliated by 4 UNO X bullies in my precious hills, the shame is too much to carry


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.40421 del
>>40417
the mountain jersey is such a higher aim for team emirates


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.40422 del
Tim torn is a reliable top 10 merchant, but we all slept on tard gudmestad


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.40423 del
>>40422
Not all of us


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.40424 del
1000 posts SOON


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.40425 del
is every stage of the vuelta going to be like this


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.40426 del
>>40424
In 61 posts. I doubt Jonas can create that amount in a short time


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.40427 del
>>40425
It’s like this every year, expect this year has no meme rampas


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.40428 del
>>40425
First Vuelta?


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.40429 del
vingegaard lachee


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.40430 del
>>40426
we need a proper caida


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.40431 del
would be pretty cool if Segaert won but does he have any chance on the steep part?


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.40432 del
>>40431
he's morbidly obese


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.40433 del
>>40431
he's gonna get heemed by BALDERSTONE


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.40434 del
sheep


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.40435 del
>>40431
no he's like 80 kg


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.40436 del
there should be a dedicated camera moto of the grupeto at the l'angliru


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.40437 del
>>40436
but then they'd have to DSQ everyone hanging onto the cars


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.40438 del
>Since Seixas is already an elite rider, the 18-year-old is no longer allowed to compete in the U23 category. "On the podium of the Tour de l'Avenir, Seixas told Widar: 'You can become world champion now, because I won't be there.'"
Topest kek, truly Hinault's successor


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.40439 del
>>40438
Goddamn rough banter


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.40440 del
>>40438
lmao based


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.40441 del
the De Lie clan


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.40444 del
>>40438
sexass couldn't even podium with the juniors


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.40445 del
Praying for a bernard win


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.40446 del
>>40443
Bert might get 1st overall


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.40448 del
rare almeida at the front


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.40449 del
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Results. >>40447


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.40450 del
Ayuso looking out for Almeida


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.40451 del
>>40446
There will be multiple people with a sprinter only squad but he still should easily make top torty, maybe evem top 10 or 5.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.40452 del
Vine LACHEE


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.40453 del
Ayuso BEST TEAM PLAYER EVER


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.40454 del
Okay that was a bit short but obviously the best he could do


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.40455 del
and he's gone


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.40456 del
Based Ayuso


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.40457 del
AYUSO trying to drop /elite/


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.40458 del
Trein LACHEE


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.40459 del
they had to fire ayuso to get him to work


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.40460 del
troon dropped


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.40461 del
almeida feeling good


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.40462 del
So where the fuck is Tiberi. Is he even in the race?


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.40463 del
bjeur's showing his tongue


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.40464 del
anyone but Vine
maybe vine should drop and pull if he was a real teammate


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.40465 del
rip my team


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.40466 del
>>40462
he's sick, DNF soon


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.40467 del
ALMEIDA doesn't go solo


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.40468 del
>>40464
Only Ayuso did his job today. Vine doesn't give a FUCK


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.40469 del
gall missing


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.40470 del
Funny pedal style by castri yo


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.40471 del
lmao Vine so strong


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.40472 del
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Vine off doing his own thing while Almeida tries to challenge GC. What is UAE trying


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.40473 del
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VINESTER smiling as if he entered a recent divorcee support group session


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.40474 del
Pablito noooooooooo


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.40475 del
>>40472
total victory of course!


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.40476 del
I hope Almeida does everything possible to catch Vine


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.40477 del
Pidcock on the podium. I kneel.


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.40478 del
/cyc/ apology letter to BIGCOCK


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.40479 del
WAAR CICCO
WAAR GALL
WAAR BERNAL GOMEZ
WAAR FORTUNATE SOHN


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.40480 del
CicconeGOD coming back


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.40481 del
>>40478
I always rated him. Can't stand him THOUGH


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.40482 del
I hate Vine. I hate this Vuelta


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.40483 del
>>40478
I'll let my bidon mold over completely before that happens


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.40484 del
>>40482
Jay is a sweet boy


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.40485 del
>>40478
let's wait and see if he has his usual collapse before we do anything we might regret


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.40486 del
there really need to be better climbers in the break or rapeman is gonna win a lot more stages


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.40487 del
>gall when the climb flattens slightly and he needs to be a little aero


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.40488 del
PIDCVCK should go solo to see if Jumbo will chase


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.40489 del
>>40486
I don't see no better climbers free to go for stages
everyone else is either riding for gc or a hjaelper


Bert 09/02/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.40514 del
OLD THREAD (that is being used as new thread):
>>38427
>>38427
>>38427



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