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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No. 51827
My King edition

>CX races
26.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross C1
01.11 X2O Trofee Oudenaarde - Koppenbergcross C1
02.11 X2O Trofee Lokeren - Rapencross C2

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>50801


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.51828 del
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>>51826
weight?


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.51829 del
Let's see how many people get stuck in the other one


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.51830 del
>>51828
I think heatlett don't know the pain of 35 degree rides where the water fountain are closed because the region is in drought mode . If I could fit 2l bottle on my frame I would


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.51831 del
>>51830
Ya this is not something I've ever dealt with. I know locations of a bunch of public restrooms on my routes and I usually just fill up in there. I also don't do gravel rides where I'm away from civilization


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.51832 del
>>51823
No reason in particular, I usually use 1l bottles. This time it was so muddy that I used a hydration backpack for my "normal water" and filled the two small bidons with sugar water.
>>51822
Very nice rampa


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.51833 del
>>51825
>sqlablets... when will they learn?


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.51834 del
>>51833
Deep lore attentionpayers will know that I actually bought a Sqlabs saddle, but my trainer bike is too big and for Sqlabs it's designed for you to sit on the rear shelf of the saddle so it really didn't work for me.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.51835 del
only refreshed for 30 minutes this time


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.51836 del
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new mechanical doping just dropped


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.51837 del
Lmao, what a shity first stage


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.51838 del
>>51837
oh boy another short TT that will make no difference in the overall


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.51840 del
>>51839
well bertacek, you certainly won't finish last


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.51841 del
>>51840
He might DNF if the weather is shit


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.51842 del
Feeling STRONG after yesterday's (pic related) BIG training. Time for some PRs.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.51843 del
>>51839
? Why?
The route is not even known yet


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.51844 del
>>51843
He yearns for his homeland's potholes


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.51845 del
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Went to a new gym candidate today:
- one squat rack
- slippy pl8s you have to secure on the bar each time
- bars slimmer than usual
- only one fatter bar but it has the grippy texture too wide, it is smooth at deadlift width
- no 15 pl8s for me lu raises
- awkward holds around the cable gate
- dumbbells end at fiddy
- no fly, quad or dub (back of the thigh) or ohp machine
- no chalk

I did what I could but it still SUCKED. A big DSQ for that """gym""".


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.51846 del
Oh yeah, I wanted to check out if the bikes have a power meter, however it shitty itmaythoughbe, but I didn't even sit on it since I am not coming back.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.51847 del
Looking at that AG2R team now, what exactly is the plan.
Hoping Seixas doesn't dip, Kooij has a reliable trein, a free Tiesj will now Tiesj and Lapeira capitalizes on that TdF parcours but that is a lot of things that have to go right to do the heavy UCI credit pulling.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.51848 del
>>51847
Get enough status to attract good talents is important too
Showing you will properly support GC and sprinters will make decent riders flock to you


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.51849 del
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Did some sprints. Kinda sucked, but that's why we train them I suppose.


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.51850 del
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Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.51851 del
>>51850
I think I spotted Bertacek on Zwift. I saw a very tall Czech man in London which I know is one of his preferred routes


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.51852 del
>>51851
I saw a dude called ule winebert the other day


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.51853 del
DEAD and gone, only did 1 ronde


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.51854 del
>>51853
>Keith Hill
Knew it

>>51852
Not me. My name is a TV character


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.51855 del
>>51851
>He saw the bertacek crack irl (on zwift)
Jealous


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.51856 del
>No wine pics


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.51857 del
>>51854
It's Innsbruck


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.51858 del
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>7 hours remain until next upgrade


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.51859 del
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Keith Hill is not a 26 minute climb, not even for me


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.51860 del
Mexican dopage live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cy8FwknLVyE [Embed]


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.51861 del
>>51859
I misread the map. Brain not getting much oxygen with this BIG zone 2 effort


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.51862 del
>>51849
How is sprinting of the vinester? Not sure I'd feel comfortable about it


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.51863 del


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.51864 del
home


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.51865 del
>>51864
Now I can finally pretend these are rim brake bikes


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.51866 del
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DEL TORO goes solo


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.51867 del
>>51862
I find it pretty tolerable. Kind of prefer it to outside - at least I don't have that nagging thought of "if something goes wrong now I'll be eating so much shit"


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.51868 del
>>51867
I once ended up with both feet unclipped and the ass on the top tube after a miss sprint. Still wonder how I didn't end up paying a tribute to the collector on that day


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.51869 del
>>51868
I now remember veganbert


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.51870 del
>>51869
Kek, one of the great spergs of /cyc/. Constantly ranting about ergonomics and autochuting himself


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.51871 del
>>51869
Dude probably OD on coke by now


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.51872 del
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Oh the thread was full


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.51873 del
>>51872
Yes, we all noticed immediately


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.51875 del
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>>51863
what the


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.51876 del
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Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.51877 del
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>>51876
>300 watts break the trainer
>600 watts break the bike
what happens at 900 watts


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.51878 del
semihumanas in guatemala


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.51879 del
INHUMANAS


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.51880 del
a runner won!


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.51881 del
Sebastian CALDERON CASALVOLONE wins by a DAYLIGHT


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.51882 del
I'm a BIG fan of hetty van der wouw to be honest


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.51883 del
victory against the polder fiends looking unlikely


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.51884 del
>>51883
maybe if we chute some more women they will destroy the track for good and deny them


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.51885 del
>>51884
well then


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.51886 del
>>51885
BOTH OF THEM DOWN see? It's that easy


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.51887 del
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british cycling quite literally bought Richardson from NZ so he can win olympic medals for them
that's quite a move


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.51888 del
>>51829
I will remain stuck on it until next season


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.51889 del
Don't think I've ever seen an attack in the elimination race


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.51890 del
>>51889
I reckon the cost/benefit ratio is pretty bad before its down to 2-3 competitors


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.51891 del
>>51890
maybe if they didn't have to ride again in like half an hour


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.51892 del
I'm close to falling asleep for more than an hour already but I gotta watch my man win the omnium and he's about to, actually


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.51893 del
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BOOOOOOO


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.51894 del
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fuckers are teaming


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.51895 del
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its over I should've just went to bed
fucking torres won, the worst possible outcome that guy is clinically retarded tsk


Bert 10/25/2025 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.51896 del
Larsen gigakwabbed.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.51900 del
This dude started showing up on my youtube recs. A Zwift SE working from home in Nice, living the life. Good power


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.51901 del
>>51900
strong


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.51902 del
>Sunset at 16:45


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.51903 del
>>51902
Skill issue


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.51904 del
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>>51903
>dusk before sunset


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.51905 del
>>51904
blame AI


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.51906 del
>>51902
time to stop waking up after 11


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.51907 del
>>51902
yeah its fucking over


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.51908 del
>>51900
He's from LA, I've ridden with him on vacation. He's got half of the KOMs in California with the cookie dude having the rest. He also rides 28cm bars lol


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.51909 del
>>51908
>28cm bars lol
Jesus is he a manlet?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.51910 del
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Moritz MAUSS to UAE Dev


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.51911 del
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I have mastered the weather
It was sunny and lovely two hours ago but I knew what was gonna happen
One hour ago the sun disappeared and wind was blowing roofs off
Now it's raining


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.51912 del
>>51911
congrats I guess
or sorry that happened


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.51913 del
>>51909
No, just an Aerojet


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.51914 del
>>51909
>>51913
aerolet, aerojet would be much cooler though


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.51915 del
>>51913
Surely a shoulderlet at least


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.51916 del
funny chute in belgium


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.51917 del
brandloseslol


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.51918 del
3 threshold sessions in a row, I feel stronk now
time for some rest


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.51919 del
Day 5 and bidon still not moldy


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.51920 del
>>51918
Very cool, as for me, it's just 1 hour of z2, a maximum allowed under geneva convention. Yesterday was a DISASTER.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.51921 del
>>51918
>>51920
Back with a timeless classic. Probably more threshold than vo2max at that power but whatever


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.51922 del
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winds today were insane, probably the most hardcore ride I've done in a while


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.51923 del
>>51921
>>51922
good rides


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.51924 del
>>51922
Thankfully you've been weightmaxxing?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.51925 del
>Pimmel Pornohaar
>Mein Thomas
Those CX jobber names are going too far


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.51926 del
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>>51925
we gotta go even further
beyond


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.51929 del
>>51928
Just buy a normal XC bike at that point


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.51930 del
>>51928
use case?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.51931 del
Today i feel much better on the trainer than yesterday, perhaps i am entering the mythical 3rd week


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.51932 del
>>51929
That's the plan for the 3 (an hopefully final) bike, a plain matte black Ebin with no bullshit, but if I had these how much, 2000 euros to burn (in the worst case scenario) I'd bite this.. thing.
>>51930
Going fast offroad. Brtek will confirm Eastern Mitteleuropa """gravel""" needs full suspension.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.51933 del
>>51928
is that just a normal mtb with gravel bars or is there more to it?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.51934 del
>>51933
Has GRX group, rear derailleur replaced to fit 52-11.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.51935 del
>>51924
not really but I've been aeromaxxing
well actually I'm 4 kg heavier than last year but not weightmaxxed YET, but maybe one day I will be


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.51936 del
BLOCKHAUS back in the giro


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.51937 del
>>51933
Brands realized gravel bikes have like a x10 profit margin compared to XC bikes


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.51938 del
I chose to see this as a message to ASO


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.51939 del
>>51938
what is the message


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.51940 del
>>51939
>Fuck your parcour, I'm doing XC next summer


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.51942 del
So Suisse wada bought the sex excuse and the triathlon girl goes free.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.51943 del
>>51941
I like it


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.51944 del
>>51942
Cycling really is the only sports where they have little mercy


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>>51942
a business opportunity if ever i saw one


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.51946 del
>>51945
You want to sell excuses or Czech prostitues on dopage to sudakas who are getting unfairly treated by wada?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.51947 del
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simmons lombardia 94 eggs numbers numbers numbers


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.51948 del
>>51947
Just push 350 watts for 6 hours with descents bro what are you waiting for


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.51949 del


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.51950 del
Is Mexico the most doped country rn


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.51951 del
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Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.51952 del
>>51950
Kenya


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.51953 del
>>51950
in cycling it's definitely in the top 3


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.51954 del
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>ruta del jay vino
How are Mexican wines btw?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.51955 del
FRAYRE Eder finished merely 38 seconds after del dopo and he's a 34 year old random explain that shit without dopage (you can't)


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.51956 del
>>51952
Finally a lot of them are getting popped


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.51957 del
Viviani world champion elimination.
Nice way to end a career


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.51958 del
>>51957
yeah I wonder if he's gonna continue riding track like Kluge does


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.51959 del
>>51958
Time to rest


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.51960 del


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.51961 del
Harry Thunderthighs with 4 fucking titles too. Shame I haven't watched much with the weird time difference


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.51962 del
Glad he beat that country traitor in the sprint


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.51963 del
>>51962
indeed


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.51964 del
normalin


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.51965 del
I'm not sure I've ever heard the Japanese national anthem. They never win anything in sport.

It's very moody and atmospheric.

>May your reign
>Continue for a thousand, eight thousand generations,
>Until the tiny pebbles
>Grow into massive boulders
>Lush with moss


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.51966 del
>>51965
They have a random Scottish guy who speaks Japanese asking her questions, but he's not translating her answers, someone else is. Very strange.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.51967 del
>>51957
Happy for him. Cycling needs more italian


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.51968 del
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Got rained on again lads. Fenders did a good job I think. Hard to know with no direct comparison but I saw a lot of water drop down on the road rather than onto my feet, so that seems good.
Also has this eggy mystery been raised and solved already?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.51969 del
>>51961
the 22:30 or what it was start was super annoying, I'm glad its earlier today
lots of good racing if you're a track enjoyer and some good memes like women sprinter big names being eliminated early and tons of chutes in womens madison including the near guaranteed winning duo of wiebes and her partner

augenstein+kluge lets go fuckers hell yeah


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.51970 del
Time for the men's Madison. Never can figure out what's happening in this one.

Did you know Madison is named after Madison Square Garden in NYC?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.51971 del
>>51968
>avg 192, NP 196
Damn


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.51972 del
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>>51971
>Max HR 140


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.51973 del
>>51972
That's pretty normal for a z2 ride


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.51974 del
>>51968
I think strava itself takes your active time calories and adds some on top for total elapsed time, if we convert your watts and active time into joules we get the roughly 2900 kj and sauce converts to kcal with whatever value they use for body efficiency

>>51970
a lot of the issues comes from commentary not really commentating enough on who's at the front, who's attacking and what their standings are. I've watched track live once and the in velodrome commentator did that and it was much clearer


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.51975 del
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>>51971
>>51972
Keeping it steady. Perhaps more autistic about it than I need to, but it makes time pass a little faster.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.51976 del
>>51968
I think the bottom one is your effort + maintenance calories


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.51977 del
>>51975
I'm a super surge-y rider. Even on a "Z2 ride" (I never really worry about watts when riding outdoors, I just try to ride easy if I'm trying to rack up kilometers), I will almost always nearly max my HR at some point sprinting up a hill or chasing down a polderbully or something.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.51978 del
>>51974
it doesn't help that the on screen graphic used to be extremely bad and wrong
sometimes the judges don't even know what's going on


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.51979 del
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>Gr. KWAB


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.51980 del
Chile about to get booted, chuting 2 seconds into the race is not a good start 2bqh


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.51981 del
forgot fabio signed for quick step
good signing


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.51982 del
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there's a chance of snow mixed into tomorrows rain in the morning at my place
help


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.51983 del
>>51982
I did a snow ride last year, never again


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.51984 del
>>51982
Nothing is worse than 1-2 C and rain. Nothing.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.51985 del


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.51986 del
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gruppo bert not showing up today


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.51987 del
>>51976
That does sound like something Garmin would do.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.51988 del
>>51986
I don't feel so good


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.51989 del
>>51850
the toot on the biden always gets me


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.51990 del
tarling is kinda un-aero for such a good TT'er


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.51991 del
CHUTE NZ (I wanted to hit GB)


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.51992 del
Madison points an absolute shambles


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.51993 del
>>51991
why are the chutes always off camera, I want to see the action


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.51994 del
>>51938
this is what I do on me gravel bike


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.51995 del
>>51993
they showed it now at least on my broadcast, the not-tarling GB rider hit his front wheel I think. He was involved for sure


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.51996 del
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ameriberts saving face
who will end up being the wattlet nation?


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.51997 del
>>51996
Chili and Switzerland already out


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.51998 del
>>51997
chili chuted, switzerland it is


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.51999 del
>>51983
I did some in norway, but never longer than 2h and overdressed as hell. Was fun, the problem is black ice under the snow


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.52000 del
love this discipline, so much chaos, so much thinking well pushing obscene watts


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.52001 del
>>51990
You're right and whats more is that he's won the points race gold by riding mostly very aggressive and at the front, his engine is enorm too bad he barely ever does something on the road


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.52002 del
>>52001
he almost beat mads pedersen in that rainy PN sprint last year
it's weird he never really tries to do anything in terms of a late attack and hope for G2 slurpage


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.52003 del
Our commentators (including the great M.Morkov) are saying Germany have been given a lap they didn't gain, and Denmark missing credit for a lap they did gain.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.52004 del
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>>52001
These massive-engine dudes like Tarling, Ganna, Simmons, Politt, etc just aren't built for road victories. You need ability to make a decisive move on some feature and they just do massive watts for long periods and then get kwabbed by puncheurs/sprinteurs/grimpeurs/etc.

Occasional breakaway victory for them (which is probably lowest odds strategy of victory) but that's about it


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.52005 del
>>52004
They're made for roubaix but still get kwabbed by 62kg pog


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.52006 del
>>52003
I did see germany do atleast one lap but they added it really late


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.52007 del
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>>52005
well Pogi is just different


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.52008 del
Always surprised they don't chute more on these


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.52009 del
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>>52003
was that the 20 points for Germany from lapping the field earlier?
also the krteks pulled ahead of poland


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.52010 del
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ayo hold up Portugal from the shadows


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.52011 del
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ayo hold up Portugal from the shadows


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.52012 del
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o dierbaar belgie o heilig land der vaderen


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.52013 del
>>52012
a well deserved victory
lots of canyon bikes around, I hadn't even noticed that before


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.52014 del
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So Sauce simply does
> kcals = kj / 1.045

custom intervals.icu field code for eggs:
{
(activity.icu_joules / 1045) / 77.0
}


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.52015 del
>>51987
I know it does for hiking, I assume it does for cycling too but since you have an actual power measurement to convert that should be the egg source.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.52016 del
Harrie with his gold collection nice


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.52017 del
>>52015
>No posts in /cyc/ in almost 2 hours
Amazing the damage that two schizos did


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.52018 del
>>52017
Please understand, it's off-season, there's nothing to discuss about.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.52019 del
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>>52018
we've had like 70 posts in same time-frame

Also, we have cyclocross, Tour of Guatemala, track WCs, and our own rides to discuss. In addition to usual paypiggery and general banter.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.52020 del
>>52017
embrace /bert/


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.52021 del
oh no no no Germanybros I think they are onto us we may lose our 3rd place right now


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.52022 del
Perro casually crossing the road in Guatemala


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.52023 del
Absolutely INHUMANAS in Guatamela, but I am not sure if my stream is not delayed


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.52024 del
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Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.52025 del
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>wins your stage


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.52026 del
>>52024
What flag even is that, Malawi? Really bothers me that you use it


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.52027 del
>>52019
Memco TV when? He's Muslim or pretends to be one during Ramadan.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.52028 del
>>52026
its my flag whats wrong with it


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.52029 del
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>>52028
I just don't like it.


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.52030 del
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>>52029
if I select no flag I get American, the vast majority of German flag posts are also not made by Germans. It's a free for all


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.52031 del
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>>52030
Why not just pick your flag


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.52032 del
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Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.52033 del
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>Jilek WR on the 3km track
autismbert not gonna like this one


Bert 10/26/2025 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.52034 del
>>52033
I was just checking today how some naturalized Russian is shattering Polish records in 10k.
But this Jilek guy.
Akshually looking forward to the winter olympics despite Polska being set to be shit.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.52035 del
>>52033
Dopage. Anyway 3000 meter is not a regular distance for men so it is irrelevant


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.52036 del
>>52014
I tried to do this but for some reason it does not work on my intervals, I just get this ? sign


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.52037 del
>>52036
You didn't paste it properly (and doxxed yourself but I guess you don't care)


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.52039 del
>>52037
Ah yeah thanks works now. No idea how I doxxed myself but you're right I don't care too much.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.52040 del
>>52039
Eggs is now a public field, and we know who created it


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.52041 del
Is that a G*rman family name btw?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.52042 del
>bertmen spying on eachother


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.52043 del
>400,000 animals culled for bird flu
oh noe, the egg prices


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.52044 del
>>52042
I didn't, just tried out myself before realizing eggs category has already been defined


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.52045 del
>>52044
Ah great catch, made it private now. Yeah it's of German origin, even if the family is from Sweden


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.52046 del
Half of central america about to be wiped of the map by a massive hurricane.
Praying for our clean boys


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.52047 del
>>52046
as a fellow storm victim (albeit of smaller magnitude) I sympathize with everyone suffering from destructive winds 😔🙏🏿 sending prayers


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.52048 del
>>52046
Looks like it's hitting Jamaica and Cuba


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.52049 del
>>52048
>caribbean disaster not involving haiti
RARE


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.52050 del
>>52048
average belgian commute


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.52051 del
Wait girmay is going to (redacted) premier tech?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.52052 del
>>52051
I read that intermache won't sponsor if he doesn't stay but technically he is free to go


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.52053 del
>>52045
>Bert is of german origin
I didn't know that


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.52054 del
with the demise of tour sprint stages the value of girmay should plummet


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.52055 del
>>52054
Israel has freed up froome, gee, fuglsang and woods money at the same time
He might become one of the most maid riders in the peleton


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.52056 del
Just run into some cagie doing a right turn on 5 tries despite an empty road.
Only hit his hitch hook or however it is called but he still stormed out to yell that I don't know where am I going.
He didn't respond to my respond though, I have clearly WON.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.52057 del
THIJSSEN and SÉNÉCHAL to ALPECIN. Terrible


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.52058 del
>>52057
Their team is terrible. Thank God UAE will control or he would get Saganed every race


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.52059 del
>>52058
Senechal is a good slave for the classics


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.52061 del
>>52060
Slaves don't need to ride results, he just needs to pish power for 1-2 hours
I'm not arguing for him to win things because he won't
Thijssen on the other hand is useless because he's a bad sprinter they will try to bet on


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.52062 del
I usually reserve my thirst trap cyclista posting for /cyc/. Would the exiles like to see some bunda or Booba on /Bert/?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.52063 del
>>52062
I google big boob and get 2 billion result


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.52064 del
>>52063
Yes well what about my curated selection of Booba, I think there's something to be said for the quality and context of the content I offer


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.52065 del
>>52064
Yoy can make your own coomer thread too


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.52066 del
>>52065
I can see my art isn't appreciated here. You have no idea what goes into a proper coompost.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.52067 del
>>52066
I've already seen your dentist's booba


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.52068 del
Ygo Páž to Cofidis now official


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.52069 del
>>52067
What a set on that woman


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.52070 del
>>52067
I haven't


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Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.52072 del
/cyc/ legend and taihu lake demon Jakub Mareczko retires


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.52073 del
Hugo opening a new Page at Cofidis


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.52074 del
>>52073
PPAT a couple of posts above you


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.52075 del
>>52074
I ctrl+f page but it only returned dopage.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.52076 del
we live in guatemala


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.52077 del
>>52076
VERY disappointed in the Nu Colombia dopers


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.52078 del
Some runners getting lacheed already during the calida controlada


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.52079 del
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>16 degrees, sun and no wind on the weekend
bertbros? do we dare to dream?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.52080 del
>>52079
>Bertina in active labor
Bert...I don't think I can make it this weekend


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.52081 del
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>>52080
those are unfortunate circumstances


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.52082 del
>>52079
>monday and already setting himself up for the weekend disappointment post
that's what I call dedication


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.52083 del
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>almost went for a r*n but fortunately it started to rain
pfew, saved by the bell


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.52084 del
>>52079
Dreaming of r*pe maybe


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Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.52086 del
>>52085
>nutriscore E
they know nothing


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.52087 del
>>52085
I buy the cheapest shit for Halloween, damn kids keep showing up


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.52088 del
>>52085
based


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.52089 del
>the shitty of ASSioma


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.52090 del
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this AI ad is like tailor made for bertacek
they even photoshopped in random unrelated mold


Bert Admin 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.52091 del
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Hey, Bert!
Watching Spede on this Saturday!
At 8:00 and 20:00 UTC - that's 9:00 and 21:00 CET.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.52092 del
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>>52091
Will you be paying attention to the FIRST Hungarian ProTeam EVER. Which is just the Italian Colpack-Ballan team but they go pro with a Hungarian license for some reason. Some BIG names, with MASNADA, FELLINE, BUDZINSKI, PEÁK and CIPOLLINI. And of course Cesare CHEESINI

https://www.procyclingstats.com/team/mbh-bank-csb-ballan-2026


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.52093 del
>>52092
First tiem I hear about this. I do not think I'll pay much attention to be honest.
I see the list there are some actual Hungarians there. Curious.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.52094 del
>>52093
>I do not think I'll pay much attention
*gasp*


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.52095 del
>>52094
Unimaginable, eh?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.52096 del
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>>52093
>he didn't run along the peloton dressed up as paprika as the peloton climbed the mythical slopes of Kékes during the Tour de Hongrie
for shame


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.52097 del
>>52090
before me recent blood panels they told me not to sexo or rape or even skore watts outdoors. this was to avoid skewing the results of the primary androgen


Bert Admin 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.52098 del
>>52096
I'm sorry but Kékes is over 100000 Dutch Units of Mountain Height.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.52099 del
Fugg, forgot the badge on.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.52101 del
>>52100
all that style and can't even beat the average jobber at the WC


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.52102 del
I want to paypig a new hardtail. Why are these things so cheap, it's like they forgot about the covid price hike


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.52103 del
Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure the Czechs conspired to take away our mountains so we can't hold scenic pedaling races.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.52104 del
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Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.52105 del
>>52102
the wheels aren't very round that's why


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.52106 del
might consider a p*rchase meself


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.52107 del
rumor is lazkano will break contract with bora soon


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.52108 del
no Matar HARDEBALL ultras in this general ?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.52109 del
>>52106
Any good trails around?


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.52110 del
>>52109
sure, we got binders full of fire roads and grabble trails in blessed appalachia


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.52111 del
>>52102
not many people buy hardtail at a price point over 3k and you can't really do much with hardtails, frame weight is maxed out quickly and so is suspension and groupset


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.52112 del
actually I think not many people buy hardtails in general, everybody I know who rides mtb has either a xc full suspension bike if they race or enduro if they don't, or both


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.52113 del
>>52111
Still, why is a carbon hardtail with 1x12 1k less expensive than a mechanical 105? But you're right, nit many people buy hardtail anymore, even less with the gravel boom.


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.52114 del
A sprint of 5 in Guatemala


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.52115 del
A runner somehow won solo in the end


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.52116 del
wow that was a lie


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.52117 del
My boy Christofer Robin 2nd, a BIG disaster for Panama


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.52118 del
>>52113
From what I see: Every single groupset on the market is 12 speed for a long time, mtb groupsets are cheaper than road since you only have 1 shifter that's separated from the brake, no front derailleur, only a cheap small chainring. On road groups the shifter and brake combo makes up a big chunk of the total price and the big chainring is also expensive, mtb doesn't have that
Afaik on mtb most of the price comes from suspension, then frame, then wheels and the groupset is just an afterthought


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.52119 del
>>52118
I see, still makes for a lot of fun at low price, won't complain


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.52120 del
>>52119
sure same goes for road and gravel right, as long as its functional its fine imo


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.52121 del
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>Mexican Carlos MACPHERSON


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.52122 del
Mexico 1, 3 and 6 btw. All from the same CLUB team


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.52123 del
GC. YOOL was 1 hour 21 behind in GC yesterday, now THAT is a comeback


Bert 10/27/2025 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.52125 del
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>>52122
>>52123
nothing suspicious there


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.52126 del
crabbon hardtail with 650b, squeak it or keep it ?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.52127 del
>>52126
Tideace that is


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.52128 del
>>52126
>>52127
Do it, this is like a couple of days work anyway for american salaries


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.52129 del
>>52128
for only 400 petroshekels? the component p*rchases will be higher than that


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.52130 del
>>52129
Honestly building your own MTB sounds a bit strange with how cheap the pre built ones are. Unless you enjoy the process of course


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.52131 del
Is there any downside to running a round offset seatpost flipped to get a more forward effective seatpost angle? My gr*vel has a 72.5° seat angle and I'm maxed out at the rails but would need slightly more.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.52132 del
>>52131
I have no idea but I remember this was french's schizo favorite advice. That and taking coke I guess


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.52133 del
>>52121
What's a McPerson?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.52134 del
>>52132
Be warned he did chute face first into the pavement


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.52135 del
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>>52133
They are in charge of the McPolice. You better pay for your burger Bert


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.52136 del
Happy independence day


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.52137 del
I wonder who treinbert will vote for


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.52138 del
>>52136
Only country to celebrate Woodrow Wilson


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.52139 del
>Superstar Paul DAUMONT
>Lance DECABOOTER
>Achraf ED DOGHMY
>Smet GUY
This years Tour du Faso is STACKED


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.52140 del
Oh shit WE LIVE IN FASO


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.52141 del
how can e*ropean pro peloton even compete?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.52142 del
>>52132
Hehe I had forgot about this but you are right. Super forward seat post and a very high carb diet. The funny part is I think he was right about this.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.52143 del
>>52126
whats the point of 650b on a hardtail?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.52144 del
>>52143
If you're a manlet 29 might be too big?


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Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.52146 del
>>52144
Funny, I always forget manlets exist


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.52147 del
>>52146
Do they really? Why would anyone be a manlet?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.52148 del
>already 30cm of snow in the Bohemian Alps
slowly start saying your goodbyes


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.52149 del
>>52137
Wildersgod of course


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.52150 del
>>52147
Why indeed


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.52151 del
>>52147
More aero I guess.
My daughter is becoming a proper polderbully as we speak. She had her 2year checkup last week, she was already 94cm tall, over 10cm more than average for her age, and a lot taller than my wife or I at the same age (and we are both quite tall at 190 and 180cm). The Finnish time trial scene won't know what hit them, she'll be cranking out long 300W+ sweetspot sessions in no time


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.52152 del
>>52151
please let her do something fun


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.52153 del
>>52152
Yes like cycleball


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.52154 del
>>52143
weights savings and muh agility innit


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.52155 del
>>52152
She can do any sport she pleases of course. I will nudge her towards basketball and athletics most likely – both good sports with a healthy culture around here and good clubs, and universal applicability to other sports as well. Of course if she wants to do something else like swimming or football, sure, why not. I am only against gymnastics (very unhealthy culture of anorexia and abuse) and ice hockey.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.52156 del
>>52155
>I am only against gymnastics
As a former gymnast 100%. Also handball for obvious reasons


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.52157 del
>>52155
>against ice hokkei
Bertt, no...


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.52158 del
>>52156
I assume it's even worse for female gymnasts
>>52157
Not against it but the culture around here isn't great, and I have no experience with it myself (nor has anyone in the family) so ideally I would want something we could practice together and I could help her with.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.52159 del
>>52157
Finnish ice hockey is a life of disappointment and misery


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.52160 del
>>52158
Yeah, you get groped by 60 year old trainers as a bonus


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.52161 del
>>52158
me father never skated but he learned me to do it and it opened a world of joy
maybe it's different in binland Though


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.52162 del
>new New York routes in Zwift


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.52163 del
>leaving work before 4 to go riding
Perks of academia I guess


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.52164 del
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lovely ride yesterday, broke 1000w for the first time (I'm small don't laugh)


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.52165 del
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>>52164
>temperature 20
lovely ride though


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.52166 del
BARRÉ rumored to go to VISMA


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.52167 del
>>52166
rip career


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.52168 del


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.52169 del
all the 2026 TdF profiles are out now


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.52170 del
>>52169
don't think remco is going to go


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.52171 del
>>52164
nice
>lotsa leaves on a mildly wet road
hey that's a similarity!


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.52172 del
>>52170
lots of very odd-looking stages, I think it looks promising


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.52173 del
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Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.52174 del
>>52164
>>52173
baste
didn't end up r*nting a bice when out there but the weather looked like it was finally getting good just right as I left


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.52175 del
>MCNULTY in México
the jebels won't know what hit them


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.52176 del
>>52175
2026 will be so DOPED


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.52177 del
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>>52174
ah too bad, yeah yesterday was gorgeous

stage 21 a bit of a compromise from last year, but looking good


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.52178 del
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/cyc/ favourite Abner GONZALEZ to team Illes Balears Arabay


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.52179 del
>>52177
did people really hate the champs sprint?
it was probably the only sprint stage I actually enjoyed


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.52180 del
>>52179
with the demise of the Fat Sprinter it was time to change it up


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.52181 del
Lovely ride, but it's getting dark soon. I felt way colder than what the garmin shows though


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.52182 del
>Daughter born last night (next Marianne VOS)
>Get like 90 minutes of fragmented sleep over last 36 hours
>Awaken with a startle from midday nap with paralyzing fear that I forgot to make a Velodrama team
Heavy is the head that wears the (bronze) crown


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.52183 del
form bros, that's probably enough Fresh time
rape season begins NOW


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.52184 del
>>52179
If it doesn't rain it'll be a sprint


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.52185 del
>>52184
how many will still care after the previous stage


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.52186 del
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>>52182
>next Marianne VOS
why wish this upon your child
anyway congratulations


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.52187 del
>>52173
Kino.
>ventura highway, in the suuunshine


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.52188 del
>>52185
Wout can save his season


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.52189 del
>The International Cycling Union (UCI) has suspended Vinícius Rangel Costa for twenty months. The 24-year-old Brazilian—who previously rode for Movistar—will serve time in the penalty box for violating doping regulations.

>Rangel failed to correctly file his whereabouts information three times in one year and will now face penalties. In accordance with the World Anti-Doping Code (Code) and the UCI Anti-Doping Rules (UCI ADR), the suspension runs from August 27, 2025, to April 26, 2027.

>The rider does not appear to be appealing his sentence. "The matter has been resolved by accepting the consequences," a press release reads.

they just can't help themselves


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.52190 del
>>52182
congrats Bert, my friend's wife is in labor right now


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.52191 del
>>52182
GREAT news


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.52192 del
>>52182
Congrats and best of luck bert


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.52193 del
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>>52182
Somehow I missed this. Congrats Bertch.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.52194 del
why do Berts only get daughters?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.52195 del
>>52194
Low test from running


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.52196 del
>>52194
It's actually a thing for endurance athletes


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.52197 del
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Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.52198 del
>>52178
In other related news, Efapel continue to gear up for next season, signing one of the biggest stars of the Portuguese peloton this year: Jesús David PEÑA
So far, the Moreira money is being spent well by Azevedo's team who look like serious contenders for next years GRANDISSIMA


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.52199 del
>>52196
It also skews more female children with the age of the mother.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.52200 del
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The more I rape, the worse it feels like I perform, especially on longer slopes
Need to give it some structure, obviously what I am doing is not working as expected
I am getting old
Will need to consult with my coach


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.52201 del
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Also OSARIO CARVAJAL pas normal at the rampas
The GC is kinda boring with lote principal marking each other but stage wins are KINO after KINO


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.52202 del
>>52201
Remember the legendary grey shirt


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.52203 del
>>52200
this is because of the Z3


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.52204 del
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>>52203
Did I burn all my matches? Was that my Strade solo? I haven't done any Z3 since but it still haunts me.


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.52205 del
>>52204
everyone has finite matches and it might be over for you


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.52206 del
>>52200
Just do 6h of z2 per day for a couple of weeks


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.52207 del
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How do you position your fan? In front of you?
I'm being really cautious about not catching some throat ache AGAIN so I only have it angled at me legs and me dingus, but I think I am overheating a little bit from all those subpar watts.
Maybe try positioning it from the side?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.52208 del
>>52207
I do front side so it hits my chest and when I sit upright it his my face


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.52209 del
>>52207
what's your current training load? maybe you oughta take a full week or two off the bike


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.52210 del
Javier Ernesto JAMAICA will be unleashed tomorrow at the Vuelta Tour Guatemala Giro


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.52211 del
>>52207
Vaxmaestro straight down the pipe and another on me back


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.52212 del
>>52201
Apparently he got relegated to 7th. CANASTUJ the new official winner, first win for Guatemala


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.52213 del
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>>52207
just put it in the front
also eat and rest well


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.52214 del
>>52212
Because of dopage?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.52215 del
>>52214
Did a Demare, it seems


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.52216 del
Imagine the eggs


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.52217 del
>>52216
grim, famously a black mirror episode


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.52218 del
>>52216
human powered health is pretty inefficient


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.52219 del
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>>52216
>EF Reeducation


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.52220 del
>>52213
how many eggs in there ?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.52221 del
>>52209
Nothing spectacular, about 5 hours a week, all either workouts or zwift race, no z2
>>52213
NOW I am hungry


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.52222 del
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>>52212
It wasn't a bunch sprint though
>2.12.007 4.3 | Pushing off against car, motorcycle, rider; rider pushing another rider; repeated or extended push(es) from spectator(s)
>30 penalty seconds relegated from 1 to 7
>2.12.007 4.10.4 | Unauthorised feeding in a stage race, in the last 20 km of the stage.
>20 penalty seconds
Mesocas are keeping the sudakas down


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.52223 del
>>52221
>working in odd numbered zones only, no #2 (that is means shit in my country)
uhm, based?


Bert 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.52224 del
Cornfatty are BACK
And he also did a wheelie on the rampa ultima


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.52225 del
>>52224
Kreikemeier Kade Kings...our podium......


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.52226 del
>Pie de la Cuesta
hm


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.52227 del
Mhm bertacek posted some nasty things and they took the site down


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.52228 del
>ERA Electricidad Ciclismo
I must concur


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.52229 del
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Hello
Apologies I accidentally unplugged Hungary from european power grid


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.52230 del
>>52229
Yes, well don't do it again.


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.52231 del
they added more kwaremonts to E3
soon every race will be laps around kwaremont


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.52232 del
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we need more WT classics in France and Italy ASAP


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.52233 del
>>52232
and Spain


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.52234 del
>Bert's first endchan outage


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.52235 del
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>>52234
>first
how many more are planned?


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.52236 del
>>52231
imagine the VIP TENTS


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.52237 del
>>52235
Best to do it regularly.


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.52238 del
>>52224
kek thats nice I like it


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.52239 del
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>>52234
<and last


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.52240 del
>>52231
My joke about Skyrim dungeons gets more real every year. Honestly it's hard to care about these races, maybe I'll watch one of those if pogi and grug aren't there


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.52241 del
>>52240
it's very funny that they're friends so they give each other advice on how to win races that they're not in


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.52242 del
the /bert/ SLA is five nines worth of eggposting so there are some BIG margins to fulfill by this branch of cyc hindquarters before end of the quarter


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.52243 del
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the fleet


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.52244 del
>>52240
What's the joke


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.52245 del
>>52243
for me its Tom CRABBE


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.52246 del
>>52244
PPATTT


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.52247 del
yes, hello, did our trein finally leave the tunnel?


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.52248 del
We are so fucking back boys


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.52249 del
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You made me visit 4/cyc/ to check if I am not a dum-dum not-knower who is unaware of another alias that works.


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.52250 del
>>52249
you should rejoice getting half a day off from the office


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.52251 del
the half day slacking wont be paid oc


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.52252 del
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>>52250
>>52251
I already have one of those physical mouse movers so my status is always green.
I am always paid.


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.52253 del
wonder how the year end collage has been progressing
with only five (5) hours of rape per week its author will surely have mostly finished by now


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.52254 del
>>52249
You should have asked on IRC.


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.52255 del
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19 eggs underneath the autumn leaves


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.52256 del
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>>52255
>scoring coffees
>scoring burgers
>scoring eggs
>scoring rides
things are good


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.52257 del
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>>52256
it was dry today, even double digit °C and the leaves are all 🍂 how nice


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.52258 del
The hype is growing


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.52259 del
>>52258
it's increasingly likely that pog stops after 2028 so he's not wrong


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.52260 del
>>52259
>30 year old pog retiring to the gravel scene
Lmao, dude would put 30 minutes on the second in every race


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.52261 del
>>52258
some new future superstar will appear in that timeframe and there's still del stier around.


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.52262 del
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2026 season will be crucial for seixas, he needs to pop off big time and make huge gains or else he'll never make it I'm 100% convinced of this


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.52263 del
NORDHAGEN und OMRZEL having more significant results than SEXASS is on me bingo card for next season


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.52264 del
>>52263
>nordhagen
heh I remember that guy and the other norge who went to decathlon
decathlon is a shit team, this is also bad news for any seixas believers


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.52265 del
>>52262
the battle to win any GT that pog is not at to atleast try and get some worthwhile palmares will be quite something
simon yates knew this and will retire a king


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.52266 del
Pavel NOVAK is going to be the strongest of this generation, mark my words


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Also GC is heating up down in Guatemala, MUNOZ lost some precious seconds, so did GUTIERREZ, the big winner is the great Oscar Santiago GARZON ALFONSO


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.52268 del
>>52265
squeaking of grand tours without pog there's a chance we get vingo vs remco at the giro since rumor has it that vingo will do the giro and remco may not go to the tour
is this a good thing? We will see, giro without any top guns was nice this season


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.52269 del


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.52270 del
>>52268
>is this a good thing
Not if you're a remco fan that's for sure


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.52271 del
>>52268
is this a good thing? you saw the vuelta this year
ofcourse not


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.52272 del
>>52268
>slurpage: the "grand" tour
enjoyers of the il giro will starve


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.52273 del
>>52271
surely remco will be stronger opposition than slurpmeida and pidcock


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.52274 del
MCNULTY will wear pink in rome


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.52275 del
>>52273
it will be even worse because remco can't win a climbing stage and can only take time in a TT


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.52276 del
>>52273
lol. He won't even beat seixas


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.52277 del
>>52166
How did I miss this? Such a bad move lmao, their ardennes team is arkea tier


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.52278 del
>>52277
it's not through yet because intermarche wants to keep him and pissma needs to pay out his contract


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>>52268
What rumors. Rumors that you made up?


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.52280 del
>>52279
Please pay attention, none of the Big 4 (dopacar, vingegaard, memco and pidcvck) will run the 2026 tour


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.52281 del
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>>52279
>he once again did not pay any attention


Bert 10/29/2025 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.52282 del
>DOPAGAČAR, VINEGAR, SHEIKH, RODLIX, KUSS, BERNAL, and HINDLET are the only runners to win a GT for the last half decade


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.52284 del
Da boyz linked up


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.52285 del
Also on the running topic, remember this volta legend
Jesus what pace


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.52286 del
>>52285
Just goes to show the unbelievable vo2max these guys have, even with mediocre running economy they still manage these times. Jesus christ, my PR in 800m (2:17) is barely faster than this guy's half marathon pace


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.52287 del
>>52286
He's a triathlete now apparently


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.52288 del
>>52282
you correctly buried a certain asterisks giro


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.52289 del
Kek


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.52290 del
>>52289
Only around 1000-1500e if you have some old cheap Ekar parts like the crankset and left shifter, though


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.52291 del
>>52289
Seriously how much of this do they actually move


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.52292 del
>>52291
there is no way anyone ever buys this


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.52294 del
>>52291
Probably half of their sells is from one single shop in Dubai


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.52295 del
>>52294
The pogi colnago ship with 18k bikes


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.52296 del
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The Guatemalan pro peloton visits Palestina today


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.52297 del
>>52289
>1/2x the chainring
<2x the price
paypigs deserve


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.52298 del
Samuel BENNETT to Q36.5 Pro Cycling Team now official


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.52299 del
>>52298
Dude dnfed all his one day races this year


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.52300 del
>>52298
replacement for nizzolo they say, why do teams do this instead of just betting on some sprinter from the juniors


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.52301 del
BREAKING

>Spanish rider Oier Lazkano provisionally suspended due to abnormal blood tests

>Spanish rider Oier Lazkano provisionally suspended due to abnormal blood tests

>Spanish rider Oier Lazkano provisionally suspended due to abnormal blood tests


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.52302 del
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Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.52304 del
now that the truth is out they do literally shadowban you from riding any results looking at his spring


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.52305 del
very concerning statement from the UCI about Bert: he paid attention to Oier Lazkanos blood passport and that this was already posted in the thread.


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.52306 del
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>>52301
BYE BYE


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.52307 del
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YNR that bora management said lazkano pulled some crazy numbers during testing last winter
ponder the blood values


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.52308 del
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who is next?


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.52309 del
>>52307
kek, sporza had an article that he was going to set a record time on the muur and he was flying
some of my friends took him in their goombleteam because of this


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.52310 del
>>52309
Kek, what a psyop, bora must have known about the shadow ban for a while


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.52311 del
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>>52308
considering he doped on movistar last year
pelayo sanchez


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.52312 del
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>>52308
del dopo


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.52313 del
>>52301
I KNEW it. So at Bora they pay attention to your blood passport. Uh oh Rembros...


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.52314 del
>>52313
>So at Bora they pay attention to your blood passport
they signed him for 3 years after he doped bert


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.52315 del
lazkano has had anomalies all the way back in 2022
why does it take so long for the uci to spring into action, why can a team sign a rider that has had anti doping red flags for multiple years


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.52316 del
>>52314
Pretty sure team don't have access to blood passport, especially not other teams. As a famous Belgian cyclist said "it's personal information sir"


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.52317 del
>>52315
When they say this do they mean that or just that his 2024 values don't correspond with the 2022 values
I assume it does take time to see stuff with a blood passport because maybe there's permanent improvement etc.

I always think that a blood passport anomaly is just a peak that happens in a span of a year or whatever, like the dauphine period last year where he was absolutely doped as fuck and couldn't replicate that strength before or after


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.52318 del
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>>52317
like what the fuck was this shit, few weeks later the tour rolls around and he can't outclimb matteo vercher and kwiatkowski


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.52319 del
>>52317
it only makes sense if its the later but the text makes it sound like he's had unexplained blood value spikes at some point each year
they don't elaborate any further so who knows


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.52320 del
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kek if they end up scrapping his results /ourguy/ loic vliegen gets another win that was stolen by a doper


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.52321 del
>>52316
Imagine Wout's blood passport from 2020 ever gets released... We will see some shit we haven't seen since the 90s


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.52322 del
>>52321
numbers so fucked up merely releasing them would damage ciclismos reputation for centuries


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.52323 del
>>52315
real question is what have they been doing for the last half year where he has obviously been banned but nobody is allowed to communicate it


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.52324 del
Bora confirmed for being a clean team.


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.52325 del
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>2nd highest 40 minutes power output
inb4 irregularities in me blood passport


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.52326 del
>>52325
so you're still in decline? why isn't it your highest


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.52327 del
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Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.52328 del
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>>52326
Yes I still am
I barely ride 30+ minute efforts because I am scared of them


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.52329 del
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>>52325
oi brtek why is your hematocrit at 53%?
Explain that


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.52330 del
first semi big popped rider since quintana, and that was just some painkillers


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.52331 del
Let's play a game of guess the climb


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.52332 del
>>52331
the mini ventoux?


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.52333 del
>>52332
It's a non-zwift climb, I should add


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.52334 del
>>52328
It's impossible to do these long effort unless it's on a long climb. Don't listen to what the training nerds on here will tell you


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.52335 del
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On the other hand, it raises the question what exactly was the great Oier LAZKANO snuffing, because he clearly avoided in-combat detection all this time.
And only because Bora is squeaky clean and his performance dropped to a jobber level was he detected.
One might even speculate what other teams that don't have such a backbone like Bora does, say, Team UAE or Jumbo Visma, are using.


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>>52325
In other news, it turns out that infants are watt goblins


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.52337 del
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>>52336
life, *heh*, finds a way


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.52338 del
Baroncini back on the bike after the Poland mishap


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.52339 del
>>52338
Why is it always Poland


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.52340 del
>>52339
switzerland has the higher kill count these days


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.52341 del
>>52340
Not for a lack of trying


Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.52342 del
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Bert 10/30/2025 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.52343 del
will everyone join the Halloween trein party tomorrow?


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.52344 del
No changes in GC down in Guatemala
Tomorrow, however, should be a cataclysmic day


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.52345 del
>>52336
Have you been able to get on the bike? It will all come back bert, don't worry.
>>52325
Very good bert! Seems like a good effort there.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.52346 del
Shocking news from south America


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.52347 del
shall I go skore some snowshoe rampas


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.52348 del
or perhaps a trip to klinovec


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.52349 del
>the roadway is in pristine condition
it is impossible to suffer in sudamerikkka


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Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.52351 del
>>52350
does mexico mandate the design like the burgers or does UAE finally allow bigger flags for their NCs?


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.52352 del
>>52351
Who knows


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.52353 del
>>52351
I thought the UCI didn't even recognize the mexican federation because of their doping
guess the del toro dollars were too much too ignore


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.52354 del
Rory Townsend to tit rockets


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.52355 del
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>>52336
Little Bert is 7 month old now and I just started getting back on the rape machine. My FTP is ruined.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.52356 del
german star Lucas CARSTENSEN is WASHED


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.52357 del
>>52355
It will come back swiftly, don't worry.
In other news I am contemplating on just buying a new gravel frame. I like my Tideace Noah otherwise but the slack 72.3° seat tube angle just doesn't work with the fit I would like. There's a Mondince chinesium frame I found which looks to be quite decent: progressive geometry with really long reach and a steep 75° seat tube angle, UDH for 1x13s sram, and what looks to be pretty good tyre clearance of at least 50mm. I will have to check the clearance, but if it's similar to the Tideace I guess I will make the purchase. Only 660 USD for the frame, shipped duty paid to Finland – not bad. I will then just switch all the components from the Tideace to the new bike and sell the frame.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.52358 del
>>52346
ah yes the annual sudaca curbing


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.52359 del
>>52357
This one is uglier THOUGH.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.52360 del
>>52357
ah yes good I remember that brand they tried to kickstart a nice looking aero frame a while ago which I would have supported if it had good reach but alas it was the same geometry slop like always so no point for me
can you even buy a single frame from them? Afaik they only do orders for 20-50 frames at a time


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.52361 del
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time for a lengthy afternoon vine session


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.52362 del
>>52361
Good watch your soul bert


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.52363 del
Tomorrow BIG ride is a 95% GO


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.52364 del
>>52360
Yeah I remember that one as well. Mondince do sell individual frames, you can just contact them through whatsapp for a quote. The geo is quite similar to the Canyon Grail, 435 reach / 610 stack in my size with good 85mm BB drop, but with much better tyre clearance.
I would prefer the Ari Shafer if I was in the US but sadly their shipping to Finland costs over 600e which is just unacceptable.
>>52359
That is very true but I don't care really, the steel bike fulfills my aesthetic sensibilities already.
>>52361
Excellent bert, what better way to spend your fridays


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.52365 del
>>52364
>The geo is quite similar to the Canyon Grail,
Is it the same as the old Al? This one fits so well I'm considering buying a new road bike just to get similar geo.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.52366 del
>>52365
No i don't think so, the new grail has a more "progressive geo" with a longer reach, slacker head tube angle, and possibly steeper seat tube angle. Same thing as with MTBs in the last 10-15 years.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.52367 del
>>52366
Does progressive geo means more stable and less agile?


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.52368 del
>>52367
It has several meanings, but yeah, more stable (especially in descents) is one thing. The bikes are then made more agile handling with shorter stems to pair with those longer reach figures. Another thing is the steeper seat tube angle to promote stronger power transfer in the hip and less hip impingement. But to mitigate the problems with toe overlap, the slacker head tube angle makes for a longer front-center, so no toe overlap.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.52369 del
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Haha just saw this again. Haha


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.52370 del
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It says he thinks Thibau will be able to follow when Pog attacks. I think it was for the Ardennes classics. I don't remember how it turned out but I am sure this is almost what happened


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.52371 del
>>52335
I'm now reminded of other Bora riders like DNF Martinez and Vlasov who were suspiciously terrible this year


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.52372 del
>>52371
Next year you will suddenly remember R. EVENEPOEL and be like wait who was that again


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.52373 del
You now remember Stephen WILLIAMS


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.52374 del
>>52370
kek, a psyop so strong some people even picked him for the TDF


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Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.52377 del
>>52373
shadowban


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>>52361
new best 2h power
eggs gathered to give to the children on halloween


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.52379 del
>>52301
Dopes but doesn't have the money or know-how to hide it from WADA. Sounds like a classic Movistar story.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.52380 del
>>52350
looks like SHIT, I'm sure the Mexican cycling org didn't mandate that


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.52381 del
>>52378
B A S T E
A
S
T
E


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.52382 del
>>52378
Very good Bert.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.52383 del
>>52378
Gave up after 30 minutes. God I hate it


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.52384 del
red bull fired lazkano


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.52385 del
>In the biography, which Cavendish wrote in collaboration with Daniel Friebe, the Briton indicates that Lefevere postponed contract negotiations with Cavendish several times after his successful Tour de France in 2021. In that Tour, Cavendish won four stages and took home the green jersey, but a new contract was still not signed until the autumn.

>And Cavendish blames Lefevere for that . "He made me sweat for months again. It felt like he was messing with me. I found the whole saga quite insulting. I took the bait at €500,000, but I really should have stuck with €750,000. Somehow, Patrick found a way to come out on top again."

>Lefevere has responded to the newspaper Het Nieuwsblad about Cavendish's statements. According to the Belgian, there are some inaccuracies in his former rider's account. "I think it's a shame what Mark wrote in his biography. I rescued him from a difficult situation and gave him a contract when no one wanted him anymore. Now we get this..."

>"Mark got everything we agreed upon during that period," he concludes. "Just like all the other riders who rode for our team. There are inaccuracies in his story that I won't elaborate on, but ingratitude was clearly the reward."
Don't trust anglos, simple as


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.52386 del
also some dude explained why it took so long

>So, Lazkano found abnormalities in his biological passport, but before these fluctuations are considered "suspicious," a considerable period of time elapses. "All biological values ​​fluctuate, for everyone. If a fluctuation is too large—beyond what you would expect in a normal person—the passport is sent to an expert. They examine the fluctuations and all sorts of other factors. For example: has the athlete been on an altitude training camp?"

>"The expert then has to interpret. Is the excessive fluctuation due to a reason given by the athlete, such as an altitude training camp? Or is the fluctuation inexplicable based on the data they have, and is it therefore potentially doping? If they ultimately conclude that doping is the only possible explanation, the passport is sent to two other experts. They all act independently. If they all reach the same conclusion, the process is initiated."

>Finally, Van Eeno discusses the role of Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe. Could they have foreseen this? "Before teams offer riders a contract, they can first measure or request their blood values ​​and see for themselves how large the fluctuations are. I think many teams do that, but I don't know if that was the case here. However, the biological passport falls under the GDPR legislation... Only the athlete themselves have access to it," he concluded in Het Laatste Nieuws.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.52387 del
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>>52378
based
meanwhile I almost got taken out twice, I even had to dodge onto gravel once


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.52388 del
>>52386
Don't hire spanish speaking athletes, simple as


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.52389 del
>>52388
They fall asleep in the middle of the day?


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>>52389
they love to dope and don't even win much


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>>52385
>Patrick found a way to come out on top again


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.52393 del
>>52390
All goes to waste.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.52394 del
>>52391
where's his time at quick step during their super sulphor period
cavendish, junglels, senechal, asgreen, sham bennett
all monsters of his creation


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.52395 del
>>52394
Yeah 2012-2021 at quickstep. This dude truly is something else


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>>52395
a king amongst men


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.52397 del
>>52391
You now remember Gilbert 2011


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.52399 del
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>>52398
DOPAGE


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.52400 del
>>52398
that was so based
even had the doper hair, you don't see that dedication anymore


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.52401 del
>>52400
now you get fools rocking the doper hair without even winning
disgusting


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.52402 del
>>52401
they don't respect their betters
should have gone bald like dad


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.52403 del
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where have all the good men gone


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.52404 del
>>52403
least cool and doped runner ever


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.52406 del
Honestly I don't get the hype for cipo. He's just another doped sprinter. And no, stalking and beating your ex wife is not based


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.52407 del
Also his bike brand looks like shit


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.52408 del
>"If someone got caught, and it was absolutely clear they were cheating, I'd just ride right through them. I did everything I could to catch them," Rowe said. "I don't understand why others didn't. I made their lives hell. Because they didn't deserve to come back, in my opinion. Sometimes they'd yell back, but mostly they wouldn't, because they had no leg to stand on. You cheated on me and the sport: fuck you, I thought. I think every rider had the same mentality."

>According to Rowe, serving a doping suspension wasn't enough, he says. "You're just an asshole when you return to the sport. When you're at the starting line with 160 riders, everyone treats you like shit. That's what you deserve, in my opinion. When you're treated like that, you don't want to hang around in a peloton like that anymore. You could really bully those guys out of the sport. Back where they belong."

coming from a guy where the team masseuse is a convicted doping supplier this is kinda hypocritical
he's trying too hard


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.52409 del
>>52408
Sounds guilty as hell


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.52410 del
Another former wc retires


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.52411 del
>>52410
rip remco


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.52412 del
not normal scenes in guatemala


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.52413 del
>>52408
God I hate *nglos. Also these guys get shunned because they got caught. Not because they doped


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>>52413
if the peloton shunned every rider who doped there would be nobody left to do the shunning


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.52415 del
>>52414
Pinot could come back and finally win the tour


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Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.52418 del
>>52416
wasn't aware that winebert was in France. explains why he hasn't posted anything the last couple of days.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.52419 del
>>52416
This is the most French thing ever


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.52420 del
>>52408
The only conclusion I can draw from this is that Luke Rowe thinks Mads P. is a dopeur and that's why he assassinated him in Paris-Roubaix


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.52421 del
Rui COSTA officially retired. Oh no. Anyway


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Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.52423 del
>>52385
Patje was right. He saved that washed up fraud from the fate Froomedawg has suffered. Cav should be humble and thank the Godfather of cycling.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.52424 del
>>52423
Good I wish he didn't. The last 3 years of cab were so boring


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.52425 del
>>52408
What's his take on Team Sky's prime doping era that was happening while he rode for the team? Or is he conviently quiet about that?


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.52426 del
>>52415
>SEPP KUSS in you're path


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>>52416
Unbelievably based


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.52428 del
>>52421
Bertaceks feasting worldwide


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.52429 del
In the end, nothing has really changed with GC down in Guatemala
A nothingburger, if you will


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.52430 del
>>52429
Eca Electricidad Ciclismo Amigos have been hard done by


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>>52418
ppattt, I have a newborn child so both wine as well as cyclisme are on the backburner

Although we have some family coming over to celebrate today and I have quite a nice selection of wines decanting and/or chilling


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>>52431
If I had some hindrance like a child I would probably be drinking MORE alcohol. A LOT more


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>>52432
Well considering this thing is 3kg and depends ENTIRELY upon me and Bertina for everything, I disagree.


Bert 10/31/2025 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.52434 del
>>52431
the ravine in France is a metaphor for post-natal sleep depravation


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>>52433
Sounds like a skill issue then


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>>52435
We will touch base again in the future when you and your fundamentalist Christian GF make amends


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.52437 del
my most dearest berts


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.52438 del
>It actually really is lovely outside
Unexpected


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.52439 del
going to the koppenberg cx, raining for hours
if you have nothing to do it'll probably be worth watching for the suffering


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.52442 del
>>52439
I'll rape in front of it. Go easy on the jupi friend


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.52443 del
>>52438
>massive rain front blocking my path and now I'm out here rerouting
can't relate


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.52444 del
>>52442
Don't really drink anymore
Not much people yet, this whole field is a swamp


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.52445 del
Cx bikes have nice geometry still


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.52446 del
Some decathlon dopeur takes the front, incroyable


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.52447 del
Cool


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.52448 del
We live in FIRENZE, with some local bert apparently


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.52449 del
>>52448
There is like 2 riders on the course, peculiar


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.52450 del
currently walking 5 km to træin station


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.52451 del
>>52450
The walk of shame, ran out of tubes?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.52452 del
>Kwak van Empel


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.52453 del
Does endchan still allow pdf uploads? You know that 4gag was hacked with pdfs.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.52454 del
yes well, open it if you dare, courtesy of Deutsche Bahn. We already established that all berts learned German in school and if not there are lots of pictures of your favorite dopeurs in it.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.52455 del
>>52454
I actually have the abitur


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.52456 del
and for bossman, does this food look anywhere near Hungarian or from Szeged?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.52457 del
>>52444
Can you buy rubber ducks at those races?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.52458 del
>>52453
Yes. The problem was generating thumbnails, probably with imagemagick.

>>52456
More pasta is mixed into the saft? It's unnecessary. Especially if it is served with pasta or nokedli.


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>>52451
Had spare tube, pinchazod twice
Either attempt to fix it with that glue thing and miss træin for sure or do the walk of shame for 50 minutes.
Knowing me I chose the latter
I tried some lovely gr*v*l for once and was rewarded accordingly


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.52460 del
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>>52459
I haven't had a single flat in some years.
How does this keep happening to Berts?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.52461 del
>>52460
skill issue


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.52462 del
>>52459
Vittoria sells some funny spray for such cases and Decathlon has some copy of it. And besides why not run t*beless for gr*vel?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.52463 del
>>52459
no such thing as too many spare tubes


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.52464 del
This course is fucked, runners slippin all over


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.52465 del
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However... I'm still thinking about getting a cheap Gravel bike to offload some stationary bike crimes.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.52466 del
>>52459
Don't want to judge but that saddlebag looks like it can fit 4 tubes


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.52467 del
>>52459
>>52466
indeed, at least 8 TPU tubes


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.52468 del


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.52469 del
>>52467
You didn't anwser me bertman, which TPUs are you buying on aliexpress?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.52470 del
>>52469
oh, right. forgot about that:
RideNow of course
https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005008275241950.html


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.52471 del
this was my first flat in almost 2 years
but i really need to switch from these contis tibes with removable valves, what a stupid system
and yes i carry 2 tubes on BIG rides via car, but around me home

the rode home via træin takes more time than on bike btw
>>52462
it was a road ride with gravel sextion, i am on 32 gp5000s


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.52472 del
>>52469
roid now seems to be somewhat reputable by now. Don't really now about the even cheaper no name options on ali express


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.52473 del
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...


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.52474 del
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>>52473
good thing you have several spares in reserve


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.52475 del
>>52473
ah classic bertaczek


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.52476 del
>>52473
oh my


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.52477 del
It still worked though, but understand i dont even have big strength in me hands, i struggle with removing tires off the rims, what sort of a material is it made of?

Anyway, what is the /cyc/ tube of choice? Must be bertacekproof, aka no removable valve.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.52478 del
>>52459
gp5k on gravel is a bad idea I can relate heh
I think only michelin tubes have no removable valve (not sure)


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.52479 del
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>>52477
>no removable valve
wat
just do not remove the valve


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.52480 del
>>52479
you can unscrew the top part of the valve, not the entire valve
i was led to believe this is pas normal


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.52481 del
The træin stopped in a tunnel for 2 minutes
It was CRAZY
No wonder autismbert went mad with him constantly getting stuck there for hours


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.52482 del
>>52477
any German brand made in Germany will do


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.52483 del
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>>52480
indeed
>>52477
You can tighten the valve body itself with a somewhat appropriate tool, so the valve won't come loose when using (=opening) it.
Remember, an appropriate tool; The valve body's thread is flattened on two sides.


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Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.52485 del
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yes, this is very old news, but I just wanted to have it immortalized here as well.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.52486 del
also rusbert reports that Ayuso is now the Spanish NC of 2023. congrats to Juan.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.52487 del
>>52485
very cool but the shifters on that statues bike trigger me to no end
its like an even more shitty version of old sram axs


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.52488 del
>>52473
Did you destroy your rims?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.52489 del
>>52470
Danke


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.52490 del
>>52488
no, why?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.52491 del
I'm back, Aubin Sparfel will be a good secret pick for next year as insider information


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.52492 del
>>52490
This part looks fuck up, but maybe it's just tape? Why do you need tape?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.52493 del
>>52491
>secret pick
He won tour du Finistère, that's at least 12 points in 2026 bert


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.52494 del
>>52493
sexass was 4 points despite being the best junior since remco
veloman doesn't look at these results at all


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.52495 del
>>52492
its there to fix the valve into place so it doesn't rattle anytime you go over a bump of any kind


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.52496 del
>>52494
I think he just watched JU WC for some reason


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.52497 del
>>52495
I've never had those and never had any rattle issue either. Is it a problem with tubeless compatible wheels?


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.52498 del
>>52496
I doubt it because that philipsen kid was beastly in that till he chuted himself out, and won the year before
and he was also 4 points


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.52499 del
>>52495
I do not have this and my valve never rattles


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.52500 del
>>52489
yw
>>52492
rim --> concave washer --> o-ring --> nut
=> silence

but no stupid spinning the machine today, off to the climbing hall me goes


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.52501 del
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>>52500
oh, and a counterweight on the opposite side to balance the wheel of course


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.52502 del
>>52497
Well my old gravel bike rattled and i just continued using the paste albeit theres no more reason to


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.52503 del
Anyway, the Lehren aus der krisenhaften Entwicklung are:

- buy new tubes, again
- switch pump

fortunately, last time i had such a catastrophic failure, i bought two different types of minipumps, the other one is even /cyc/ recommended


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.52504 del
>>52497
no just deep section carbon wheels in general, the rim transmits sounds very well so anything that hits it makes lots of noise
>>52499
I've had it on any set of carbon rims I ever had, for it to not make any noise you need a very smug fitting valve hole I guess
well my current one setup is soundproof since I ride tubeless now and the valve stem can't move


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.52505 del
>>52503
For me it's lezyne


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.52506 del
>>52505
I also have a lezyne


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.52507 del
>>52505
>>52506
Turns out I also have a Lezyne


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.52508 del
>>52507
well yes of course these berts recommended it after all


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.52509 del
>>52507
your skills are quite impressive then


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.52510 del
>>52507
How can you even fuck it up


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.52511 del
>>52509
But currently I am using the ParkTool Pimp, because last time I used a "screw on" pump, I absolutely annihilated the valve. >>52473 This is NOTHING in comparison.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.52512 del
>>52511
how even, you just screw it on, pump and then screw it off
at what part can you even bend it


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.52513 del
>>52511
I'm confused how you can annihilate the valve with a screw on. I have a 3€ one from CHYNA (of course) and it sits perfectly straight on the stem when you screw it on I don't see how it can bend anything


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.52514 del
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>>52512
>>52513
>screw pump on
>pump
>unscrew pump
>top part of valve also gets unscrewed
>tyre deflates
when this happened 3-4 times in a row I grew little bit reckless


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.52515 del
>>52514
Incroyable


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.52516 del
>>52514
at some point I started wondering if you are a safety risk
Can't imagine what you're like in your cager


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.52517 del
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>>52514
they shouldn't unscrew that easily in the first place 2bh, they are not hard to remove by any means but they should sit tight enough that you can just immediately take them off by hand or a bit of pump hose
I wonder if the fault is not with you but with the tubes


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.52518 del
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>>52515
>>52516
you guys are having TONS of issues too, you just don't post about them


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.52519 del
>>52518
I've used my lezyne pump a dozen times without issues
I've actually given it to stangers by the side of the road twice and they pumped up their own tire without issue or explanation


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.52520 del
>>52517
I think he screws the pump like a madman


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Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.52522 del
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It's rocket science. You put the pump on, and you start pumping.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.52523 del
>>52514
this happened to me also last time I had pinchazo, I would just never admit it


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.52525 del
>>52524
imagine if he got 2nd


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.52526 del
pictures you can smell


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.52527 del
>>52526
dude booze


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.52528 del
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I went through top 5 czech eshops and there aren't that many tubes MADE for 32 tyres. I know it doesn't really matter and you can get away with "smaller" no problem.. And boy the naming convention is a mess. I guess that's how I ended up with these continentals of mine.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.52530 del
>>52529
>carrying 48 mm tubes with 44mm rims
I still remember that episode
It involved Bertacek walking 10 km


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.52531 del
But yes, good idea, thank you


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.52532 del
>>52492
>>52495
Aha, I have thought this is some splinter too. Still, never bent me presta like that.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.52533 del
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>>52530
It made me extra careful now, I did buy two tubes for each of my bikes, for grand total of 10 eurobux but I was very focused on the valve length and tube width range.


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.52534 del
Oh shit, Bert! Watching Spede today!
In an hour!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


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Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.52536 del
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>Bertacek summiting the Koppenberg on foot after combined bonk and mechanicale fatale (Color, 2025)


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.52537 del
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BIG GC shakeup down in Guatemala


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.52538 del


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.52539 del
GUTIERREZ BALLESTEROS lost over a minute on MUNOZ LANCHEROS (or as I like to call him, MUNOZ LACHEEROS)


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>>52539
The other way around, of course
GARZON ALFONSO is now the GC leader at the young age of 22
He's the NEXT big colombian dopeur


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.52542 del


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.52543 del
a BIG race going in Georgia (where Autismbert famously got almost beaten in a pub)
Russian dopeurs did a sulphurous 1-2,
GAYSER 4th
DE COCK 8th
Legendary runner Grega BOLE 16th


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.52544 del
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Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.52545 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vL1gXXba0Kk [Embed]

what the fuck, somebody already made the exact video


Bert 11/01/2025 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.52546 del
>>52545
>Bertacek this very weekend

It's actually a good point tho, presta valves suck, esp for tubeless. Should be a new standard.


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.52547 del
>google images is full of bent presta valves
i knew it


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.52548 del
>>52545
>can't use a presta valve
>decides to drill holes in their carbon wheels
I don't think that's such a good idea tbqh


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.52549 del
Pogi starting his roubaix bulk


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.52550 del
Very nice that Brtek constantly humiliates himself with these problems, makes me feel less stupid with my own gear problems hehe. Like when I scratched my chainstays when I put the chainring on the spider the wrong way around (on the inside of the spider arms, not outside).

It was another gloomy and rainy morning r*n for me. Still a week of offseason break to go before I can start raping again. I have also ordered a bunch of cold and wet weather gear from Spatzwear, this winter I aim to do at least one proper outside ride per week.


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.52551 del
>>52550
Do you need spikes, or good old XC tyres on gravel is enough?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.52552 del
>>52549
what a weird picture


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.52553 del
>>52551
Well I will put spikes on my Fairlight for everyday biking, it's a must here really for changing conditions. But for the dedicated gravel bike I'll probably just ride big MTB tyres and see what happens. If there's only some snow and it's constantly minus degrees, it'll be fine, but with ice and around zero spikes are a must.
When you were in Norway, did you use spikes?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.52554 del
>>52553
No I didn't, but I was exclusively riding off-road when it was snowing, mostly on XC trails. Kek, the XC dudes were hating me


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.52555 del
>>52554
Heh, I know the local skiers would beat me up if I tried that stunt


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.52556 del
>>52555
Legit the only time I saw Norwegian being angry


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.52557 del
>According to the well-known Spanish newspaper, Lazkano was visited by agents from the International Testing Agency (ITA) at the end of April—after his (for now, final) appearance in Paris-Roubaix. "This agency informed Lazkano of an investigation after abnormal blood values ​​were recorded in his biological passport four times in the past three years," El País reports.

kek doped 4 times


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.52558 del
>>52557
Dude was micro dosing like an absolute amateur


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.52559 del
Went to Decathlon for those new tubes
They are like 3€ a pop
Imagine there are paypigs out there paying over 20€ for polyvinyl butyx latex carbon spaceage tubes, perhaps in this very thread


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.52560 del
>>52559
>bertacek discovers decathlon after 10 years of riding


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.52561 del
>>52560
I regularly shop there, I just had no idea they make tubes too


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.52562 del
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>Trofee Rapencross


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.52563 del
>>52559
TPU tubes might seem expensive, but their price per watt saved is a compelling case


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.52564 del
>>52561
Do you shop in Lidl, have a hansgrohe shower, bora kitchen glued together with Soudal glue as well?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.52565 del
>>52559
I switched from tubeless to Pirelli TPU tubes. I would've gone with latex as that is what I used to ride and loved them but Vittoria doesn't make latex tubes with extended valves and I didn't feel like doing valve surgery with extenders, adding another fail point

One of TPU best feature is how small they pack


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.52566 del
Isn't it peculiar that the previous tube was pinchazod on the inner side? The side where valve is. The part that doesn't go into contact with the tyre I would assume


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.52567 del
>>52566
Maybe look for a sharp spoke hole or rough area of CF?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.52568 del
>>52566
the rims valve hole, rim tape probably doesn't fully cover it and if you've had the tube in there for a while (2 years) the material dies after a while since it always pushes and rubs against the edge


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.52569 del
>>52567
I did, i ran my fingers (also) around the wheel multiple times, but found nothing. The hole was also microscopic


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.52570 del
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the side and profile look


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.52571 del
>>52569
How much bar was on them


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.52572 del
>>52570
ah so not at the valve hole
but the hypothesis still stands, you had that tube in there for 2 years and its subject to friction any time the wheel moves so any tube is bound to die eventually


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.52573 del
>>52571
About 60-62 psi
Which is fine for road, should be lower for gravel


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.52574 del
>>52572
>Components on Bertacek's bike reach the end of their natural lifetime
You know how unlikely that sounds but I'll take it


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.52575 del
Katka Blanka lost 6 minutes yesterday
3 minutes today
It's trully over


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.52576 del
>>52574
who knows if the flat would've happened on a brand new tube as well
the tubeless gp5k can't handle much gravel either


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.52577 del
NYS KWAB


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.52578 del
Nys had bertacek as his mechanic today unfortunately


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.52579 del
Ok ride today, but I'm getting lazy with longer rides


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.52580 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.52581 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.52582 del
Is he another mental midget?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.52583 del
>>52582
well he didn't DNF


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.52584 del
what happened? did he get popped?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.52585 del
>>52584
With PCS pro you have access to blood passport now


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.52586 del
>>52584
I just read the news, what the fuck


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.52587 del


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.52588 del
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bald man seen fleeing the scene


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.52589 del
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Current view from the goon cave

>>52588
>Father dons sackcloth and ashes
Is this a Belgium idiom?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.52590 del
>>52589
it's an idiom about mea culpa


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.52591 del
>>52587
>convicted doper says he's innocent
a tale as old as time


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.52592 del
>>52588
KWAB
just tighten your bolts bozo how hard can it be


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.52593 del
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>>52588
>Dropped saddle
Standard Belgian excuse for being weakminded


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.52594 del
>>52592
sven sabotaged him to make him hungry for the european championship


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.52595 del
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>"I worked on it myself today, so I was responsible for keeping it in place. We sanded them down to get some of the slipperiness off, but that wasn't enough."

>"The next step is to put some sandpaper behind them. Those guys were putting a lot of pressure on those brake levers. The bike took more beating today because of the hard surface. We had it in training too and thought we had it fixed, but apparently it's coming back."

>"Those brake levers have to stay in place even when he's putting his full weight on them. We need to work on it a bit more. It's my responsibility, unfortunately."

actually I didn't even read the article, the fuck kinda of shit are they running there in the trek team


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.52596 del
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>>52595
It doesn't require highly technical expertise and jury rigging to get components to stay in place. Just torque everything properly and use the proper pastes and gels.


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.52597 del
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>>52595
is this a case of them not being able to tighten the shifter bolts to more than like 3 nm because the bars are so weak that they would snap under more torque


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.52598 del
>>52597
I mean they must have changed to something shitty because they were running the same bike last year and I've never heard of something ridiculous like putting sandpaper under the shifters


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.52599 del
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Professional mechanics are also having issues with they're bikes on daily basis
How curious


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.52600 del
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I do remember they were snapping 12/13speed sram chains on a daily basis so it doesn't surprise me


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.52601 del
I don't think we're seeing him again


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.52602 del
>>52601
don't like him at all but that sucks


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.52603 del


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.52604 del
>>52603
val de loire bros...


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.52605 del
>>52603
We need 482 km stages again


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.52606 del
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I am once again here to post my Sunday eggs and complain that I got rained on. Pretty heavy rain this time. Fenders are helping, and I got me some boots, but water gets everywhere eventually. Existence is pain.


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.52607 del
>>52589
triangulating...


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.52608 del
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>>52606
I also got rained on the last 70k of my ride yesterday
almost everyone on my strava got hit by that, rain was supposed to start 2h later than it was supposed to but we all got fooled


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.52609 del
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It's been raining for 14 straight hours today


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.52610 del
It wasn't even supposed to rain at all here. Complete ambush.


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.52611 del
>>52607
Not very hard, all things considered. Then again there's 40,000 people per square km in this neighborhood


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.52612 del
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>>52606
nice ride
for me it was a shorter indoor ride, new best 30min power


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.52613 del
>The Tour of Norway is in danger of being canceled in 2026 for both men and women. The Norwegian government has proposed abolishing subsidies for organizing international cycling races. These subsidies (approximately €850,000) accounted for roughly 50 percent of the Tour of Norway's operating budget
Cycling is expensive I guess. Still think norwya could afford it


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.52614 del
>>52613
how does this happen? don't these guys have that gorillion dollar oil fund too?
the government can't spend a millie?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.52615 del
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>The Government Pension Fund Global (Statens pensjonsfond utland), also known as the Oil Fund (Oljefondet), was established in 1990 to invest the surplus revenues of the Norwegian petroleum sector. As of June 2025, it had over US$1.9 trillion in assets,[2] equal to 1.5% of the value of the world's listed companies, making it the world's largest sovereign wealth fund in terms of total assets under management.[3][4] This translates to over US$340,000 per Norwegian citizen.[5]


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.52616 del
>>52613
weird move now that Uno X is about to pop off


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.52617 del
>>52614
Some weird move indeed. Someone must hate cycling on the ministry


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.52618 del
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We're onto the 6+ hour "runners" at the NYC marathon. How do these people even live with themselves? How can they say to someone with a straight face that they ran the NYC Marathon?


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.52619 del
>>52618
couldn't live with being a r*nner at all tbh


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.52620 del
>>52618
more like walkers am I right


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.52621 del
>>52618
I'm sure they still get their finisher medal


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.52622 del
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We're onto obese grandmothers and black women. They're not even at walking pace.


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.52623 del
>>52622
grim
who comes after them


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.52624 del
>>52623
Street sweepers


Bert 11/02/2025 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.52625 del
>>52589
nice, one of my buds ran it


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.52626 del
>>52584
semiannual d*nish attention payments innit


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.52627 del
>>52618
let's see you out there next year THEN
or I'm sure you'll come up with some excuse to avoid stepping in the ring


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.52628 del
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>>52627
>r*nning
Seriously tho I've done a half marathon when I was fat(ter) and ran a 1:47. After that I picked up cycling and haven't looked back. Running doesn't interest me much. I like going places, so cycling/hiking/skiing are how I enjoy spending my time


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.52629 del
>>52628
I think I'd like to do a half marathon some day if I get tired of just cycling. I ran a marathon basically untrained in 2018 with my dad, it wasn't a fun experience after 30km. But a half marathon is more fun, as running is only fun when you go pretty fast imo.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.52630 del
>>52629
10k is the right distance if you want to train to go fast. You can even do it on track instead of concrete


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.52631 del
RIP Charles Coste


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.52632 del
>>52630
Well yeah that's true. My brother has been training for the 10k for a couple of years now. His build is very similar to mine, comparable vo2max to mine when both were untrained etc. but for some reason he just can't improve his 10k time like he wants. He's constantly stuck at 40-42min, even though he can run 3000m in slightly over 10min, so his threshold sucks in comparison. I'm constantly telling him to just take up cycling, heh.

Also, for those who have built up their own wheels, how the hell are you supposed to guess the length of the spokes? The manufacturers do not supply half of these measurements "needed" by Sapim. I guess I could wait until I have the hubs and rims and then measure and order the spokes, but it would be nice to be able to order everything at the same time. Building up nicer carbon dynamo wheels for the everyday bike.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.52633 del
>>52631
>101 years old
another one who died way too early


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.52634 del
>>52632
I don't think it'll take you long to humiliate him. Maybe he'll realize then cycling is the superior sport


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.52635 del
>>52634
Or get a better coach, heh. He's paying 200e a month for a local coach who apparently can't coach for shit.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.52636 del
>>52635
200e per month to run 40 minutes 10k is WILD


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.52637 del
>>52636
Well in cycling many pay for 300e coaching even if their FTP is 3-4w/kg, but yeah agreed. He has money to burn though, earns over 100k per year and saves every penny, heh.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.52638 del
>>52637
Seems strange to me, part of the fun in training is to understand the whole process.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.52639 del
>>52638
Yeah I agree, and in my opinion having a good coach reinforces that since you can always ask _why_ we are doing what we are doing and so on. I guess many people are busier in their lives and just want some framework for their workouts while also adapting to illnesses, work schedules etc.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.52640 del
>p*ying a coach to write some slop
aghast


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.52641 del
>>52637
>People with my fitness pay a coach
A grim revelation, burgerbert was correct


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.52642 del
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>>52632
I've built up one rear wheel and yes you unironically need to measure everything by hand yourself unless they give you pic rel which of course based CHYNAman does but many brands don't and you also already need to know which spoke pattern you're going to lace the wheel with since that affects effective spoke length.
Also you can't always trust the rim diameter number that the rim manufacturer gives you which sounds bizarre because why wouldn't they know that but sometimes its a few mm off and that can also fuck you


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.52643 del
>Aryan livings to Astana
Lol the fusion team will be worse than both teams were individually


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.52644 del
>>52642
Thanks for the info. I guess I will contact the hub maker Son about the measurements and the maker of the rim (Easedon on Ali). Bought these super wide rims already as my clubmate has said the 32id Zipp wheels are excellent with 40-45mm all road tyres: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009009144525.html


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Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.52646 del
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Hmm that guy was 4th in P-R 1950. COPPI won, but also died SIXTY FIVE years ago. So who won in the end


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.52647 del
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I think the oldest Monument winner still alive is André DARRIGADE. Jean FORESTIER is a year younger but won a Monument a year earlier. Both French


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.52648 del
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I still cannot believe there's a World Tour race called "The Great Sprint Classics"
That's something Bertacek would write when talking about a National race down in Kalimantan


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.52649 del
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anyone know what is the difference to regular gatluc ?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.52650 del
>>52649
What's gatluc


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.52651 del
>>52648
Jealous because you only have small sprint classics?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.52652 del
>>52650
regular


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.52653 del
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>a bit of pressure in me right knee
it's over


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.52654 del
>>52653
Just take a small rest/deload and you'll be fine, it's just a load management issue


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.52655 del
>>52654
It's most likely result of my "hiking in spd-sl shoes" on saturday, it was kinda a steep downhill too


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.52656 del
>>52655
Yeah so too much load compared to what your body can handle atm. If you hiked more often with your cycling shoes your body would get used to it, but acutely it was too much and you need some rest


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.52657 del
Why did you have to hurry anyway, if you missed the træen surely you could have just taken the next one 10 minutes later


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.52658 del
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>>52657
calling it a træen station is perhaps too generous


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.52659 del
New aerroad


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.52660 del
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>>52646
Coppi on both counts?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.52661 del


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.52662 del
>>52658
Bertaczeks shaddow visible on the left. What a unit.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.52663 del
>>52658
>those houseys by the grabble cycklepath
impossible to suffer in bohemia


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.52664 del
Surely they could have put an even bigger picture


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.52665 del
>>52659
Those things haven't been affordable for years now.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.52666 del
>>52664
PPATTT


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.52667 del
no but seriously what is bohemain garlic flavor supposed to mean? does it taste like garlicky schnitzel or something?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.52668 del
>>52667
I don't know, my garlic comes from shop


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.52669 del
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My apartment, shit. I'm still only in my apartment. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in Central Park. When I was home after my first laps, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to changing my tenth diaper of the day.
When I was there, I wanted to be here. When I'm here, all I can think of is getting back onto the bike.

I've been here a week now. Waiting for a BIG ride. Getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute Bertacek bonks on an alp, he gets stronger. Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.

Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a child, and for my sins they gave me one.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.52670 del
>>52669
soon bertacek will surpass you


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.52671 del
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Winebert was one of the most outstanding berts this general
has ever produced. He was a brilliant and outstanding in every way... and he was a good man too. Humanitarian man, man of wit, of humor. He joined Endchan. After that his ideas, methods have become unsound... Unsound.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.52672 del
>>52668
I'll hazard a p*rchase a report back THEN


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.52673 del
Paid chatgpt 20€ and asked him to be my coach. Apparently I need to do threshold


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.52674 del
>>52673
did you czech the refund policy?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.52675 del


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.52676 del
>>52673
could have told you that for free


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.52677 del
>>52673
could have told you that for 500 CZK


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.52678 del
Yes, well now I can ask him to rewrite my bullshit grant proposals


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.52679 del
>>52673
couldn't have told you what's better training (I'm not sharing)


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.52680 del
going to collect a few eggs now it's 19° and clear


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.52681 del
The time has come to replace cleats. I think they lasted a record time this time (18 months?)


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.52682 del
>>52681
surely your bike also needs some work done


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.52683 del
>>52682
the chain only has 25k km on it


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.52684 del
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>>52683
I replace it after every 4-5 thousand km
Because of the BIG watts I score
You wouldn't understand


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.52685 del
>>52684
I don't understand anything you do


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.52686 del
>>52685
Maybe this time it will last longer because I have finally mastered the ancient art of vaxxing the chain


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.52687 del
>>52681
waar mit foto hè ?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.52689 del
>>52688
Least autistic norwegian


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.52690 del
Tour de Okinawa fever


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.52691 del
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>>52681
>18 months?
xxxx km???


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.52692 del
turns out rogla really wanted to do the vuelta last year instead of the giro
does hindley hold that much power or does his team really not see the value in roglic winning his 5th vuelta
bora boys your response


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.52693 del
>cauliflowers and brocoli for the next 6 months
Winter sucks


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.52694 del
>>52691
Yes countless KM walked in them too
And about about 15k on a bike


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.52695 del
Wtf, these are assos prices


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.52696 del
>>52695
The rcr pro line contains expensive sulfur. and foreign riders to support seixas aren't as cheap as squeakers. Please understand.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.52697 del
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Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.52698 del
>>52692
the entire management team of bora is retarded, whatever decision they make it is sure to be the wrong one


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.52699 del
>>52659
They all look the same to me


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.52700 del
>>52697
>JUST Egg
>Contains no egg


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.52701 del
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>>52700
never forget


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.52702 del
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>good weather this week
>urlaub next week
I may be so back.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.52703 del
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relaxing /cyc/ classic tonight


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.52704 del
>>52701
Is that one of Bertacek's creations or something?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.52705 del
>>52701
the 40 dollar eggs that contains no eggs
poor guy


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.52706 del
>>52702
nice nice, any plans?
taking the mtb for a spin?


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.52707 del
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>>52700
>>52701
<Made in a facility that processes egg
<Made in Canada
<Learn more at ju.st


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.52708 del
>>52706
Back on roubay, I think I will have to buy one more of those single purpose tools to switch the square crank to a hollowtech.
Just not enough to push now.


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.52709 del
>>52703
baste intervals enjoyer
excited to see your inevitable 4x sets of 20 at the same power before year's end


Bert 11/03/2025 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.52710 del
>>52666
What is this acronym that even google AI doesn't know


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.52715 del
>>52712
>>52713
>>52714
I was not paying attention, indeed.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.52716 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw [Embed]


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.52717 del
Alisone Avoine (who cares, even if she is the sister of the great Kevin Avoine) to:
Ma Petite Enterprise
How kawaii!


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.52719 del
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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.52720 del
>>52718
Also we can see that maxtin and the cheick(?) are not fools and they prefer the v4rs


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.52721 del
>>52718
So he can cycle? Why didn't he ride at all during the last 7 months


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.52722 del
>>52718
cursed image


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.52723 del
>>52718
Sagan rides for UAE now??


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.52724 del
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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.52725 del
Just saw there's a new aethos
>Gorillion dollars again
Time to sell my soul to chyna


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.52726 del
>>52718
This Is Really Not Good.....


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.52727 del
There really isn't a rock solid way to mark the placement of your old cleats on a bl*ck undershoe


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.52728 del
>Aspekt af Tour-ruten favoriserer Vingegaard, mener Visma-træner
he couldn't even beat a bloated and injured pogi this year


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.52729 del
>>52727
sure there is, slam it back and put it midul


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.52730 del
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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.52731 del
>>52729
Correct


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.52732 del
>>52730
do you need a laser level to find the back of the cleat rails brtek ?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.52733 del
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Tietema rumored to be interested in LAFAY


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.52734 del
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There were still MONTHS of life in them to be honest


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.52735 del
Oh and also VENTURINI. He started following them on Instagram so it is basically a done deal!!!


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.52736 del
>>52734
How did you even stay clipped in


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.52737 del
>>52734
You are a filthy man


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.52738 del
>>52736
The front clipping part still exists and is fine
The blue thing is just a buffer


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.52739 del
>>52734
that's the ticket


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.52740 del
This feels like it is already spring while babie lato didn't even hit my face with some webs.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.52741 del
>>52740
imagine there was a mami leto, phwoarrr
I'd like to score some eggs with her if you know what I'm saying


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.52742 del
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>>52741
Baba kinda is a mami equivalent, it would mean and older woman though.
That would mean a mami that already hit the bloat stage.
So perhaps it is not an equivalent.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.52743 del
>>52734
I could hear them whispering "I am really tired boss".


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.52744 del
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>>52742
now that you have sufficiently explained the joke, many (You)s are certain to start pouring in


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.52745 del
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>>52744
Surely any minute now.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.52746 del
>>52733
as a cheese supplier or as rider?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.52747 del
wow is it really 15 cyclebucks for a new set of keo 4.5° cleats?
it's just a piece of plastic, might as well 3d print me own given these prices


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.52748 del
>>52747
it's a patented piece of plastic


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.52749 del
BIG dopage news out of Portugal. Antonio Carvalho got got for biological passport abnormalities dating back to 2018(!), 2023 and 2024. The magical Glassdrive tridente is all gone now


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.52750 del
>>52749
What the FUCK


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.52751 del
>>52749
plenty of passportanomalybros still in the peloton
all the coof bloomers (except the big names) will get popped within the next year or two #trust


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.52752 del
>>52749
rest in peace king


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.52753 del
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>>52749
BULLSHIT


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.52754 del
>>52749
2026 will be the cleanest year the pedalton has ever seen


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.52755 del


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.52756 del
Wait those are actually non efapel/sabgal years
2018 is W52 Porto and then its ABTF Bertao - Feirense


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.52757 del
>>52755
>>52749
genuinely don't understand the 2018 one
they never noticed in 2019-2022 it was abnormally high then?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.52758 del
eulalio is next


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.52759 del
>>52756
>>52757
it is considered normal to have your peak blood values at Efapel


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.52760 del
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They are just targeting innocent Portuguese. It is fucking random. Even Padun didn't get caught for blood passport, how the fuck is that possible. That one must have been NUTS


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.52761 del
>>52749
>UCI very concerning statement on António Carvalho Ferreira
oh dog, it's real


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.52762 del
>>52757
>>52756
Tbh, what would indeed be weird is if a former W52/Porto rider had normal blood values.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.52763 del
>>52760
yes well you see it seems that you need to have many spikes over multiple years for a passport ban
if you just do it once its alright


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.52764 del
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>>52760
I still haven't coped with what they did to my boys Luiš Gomš and Luiš Mendoš


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.52765 del
>>52762
so basically they thought he was in decline till he peaked again in 2023


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.52766 del
Luk Lampertch to.. EF?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.52767 del
>>52766
I feel like I read this months ago


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.52768 del
(3.94 MB 956x964 Fun Begins Now.webm)


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.52769 del
>>52766
>"I can see Luke winning a race like Gent-Wevelgem. And if you really want to dream: Milan-San Remo," Vaughters says, setting the bar high.

I wonder if they even look at results when signing a rider


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.52770 del
>>52738
bro that's like a mm or two of ragged plastic covered in mud


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.52771 del
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>>52768
>new cleats
>+10 watts all around
normal status?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.52772 del
>>52771
you just didn't do your spindown


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.52773 del
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>>52772
for new cleats?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.52774 del
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BIG news. Postpartum period is going well so I have been given the provisional blessing for riding. Maybe tomorrow.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.52775 del
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Lamperti to EF

Good move since he's deeply in shadow of Lamperti and Magnier at Soudal


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.52776 del
>>52774
Based, great to hear. Is the baby a sound sleeper?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.52777 del
>>52776
So far yes. Not sleeping for long (maybe 3 hours at most), but when she's asleep she's pretty steady


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.52778 del
>>52769
I mean, physiognomy don't lie, I don't have to dig in my memory much to remember how smarmy Vaughters looks.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.52779 del
>>52769
Lol, lmao even


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.52780 del
Fake names leaking to academia


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.52781 del
>>52780
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hztRSsOqzA [Embed]


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.52782 del
>>52775
Lamperti is in the shadow of Lamperti? How does that work


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.52783 del
>>52782
Merlier whatever

Also I didn't pattt


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.52784 del
>>52780
Vingegaard's ultimate nemesis


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.52785 del
wattlets feasting


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.52787 del
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>>52785
for me it's Z2 while watching the smashing machine
fun movie


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.52789 del
>>52788
comparing what?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.52790 del
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>>52788
did you ride more than puck-san this year bert zonder foto?


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.52791 del
>>52790
she rides full time? meanwhile hobbyists with full time jobs can get to 10000km and more.


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.52793 del
>>52792
unfortunate


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.52795 del
>>52793
>>52794
Not very consistent. It is what it is.


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.52797 del
>>52785
>odd zones
based
>>52787
>even zones
cringe


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Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.52799 del
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nice riding out there


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.52800 del
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>>52798
I didn't realize how bad my riding has been this year.


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.52801 del
>>52800
I am at 2500km and 26350m climbing for this year :/


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.52802 del
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>yes, well
<yes, well


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.52803 del
>>52802
If this is your blood passport then you are DONE


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.52804 del
>>52790
of coursh
let's hold off until December at least for the tallyposting THOUGH


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.52805 del
>>52803
I strained my hamstring while backpacking (american) in the Sierra in 2022 and it's been a long road to healing properly, genuinely sucks a lot


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.52806 del
>>52802
surely you can do 10k km in 2026


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.52807 del
>>52806
I'll do my darnedest


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.52808 del
>>52805
What the hell is backpacking (american). You walk to the McDonalds? Hehehe


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.52809 del
>>52808
maybe he means actually walking into the wilderness not taking the traen between hostels


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.52810 del
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haha!


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.52811 del
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>>52808
backpacking means multiday hiking involving camps and bears
in europe it for some reason means jumping from city to city and sleeping in hostels or something


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.52812 del
at least that australian fellow with the purple bibs (RIP) sometimes went up into some proper remote areas
he was surely only couple of hours from the nearest inn thoughbeit


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.52813 del
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dabbling in the odds tonight, ran out of wbles


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.52814 del
>>52813
phwoar, all over the road you were


Bert 11/04/2025 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.52815 del
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>>52790
it's been a challenging season


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.52816 del
>multiple berts weaker than puck
You dishonor the primal bert


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.52817 del
>>52816
I just have a job bertman


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.52818 del
>>52817
I work like 42 hours a week that is no excuse


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.52819 del
Maybe I won't be working after all they just fired a bunch of middul managers a few minutes ago. Thankfully I never get tempted by such useless positions


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.52820 del
>>52817
You can rape on work time bert, no excuses.
Thank god I can start riding again next week, I want to hit at least 600h of riding this year. My cold weather gear arrived so good to go do some outdoor rides as well now.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.52821 del
>>52818
>>52820
I meant I have other things to do. I'm happy with how much I ride, reached my peak power ever in June. I don't race, if I want to take 2 months of in the summer I can just do that


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.52822 del
>>52817
so does everyone else you're just lazy and lets be honest you don't even work a real job.
4k km/a is not acceptable in this general, do at least 10k km next year
same goes for everyone else who is not currently injured like >>52805


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.52823 del
Brutal posts


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.52824 del
>>52821
Fair enough, but if you really care about the opinions of internet strangers then I sincerely hope you push to at least 10k next year like >>52822 suggests. You will be much much fitter as well


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.52826 del
Earth circumference is 40075km just as comparison


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.52827 del
>>52816
Sorry, I am just not gonna do it, hahaha!


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.52828 del
ACK to Jajco, that team is still looking grim, Gerry will either get relegated or broke.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.52829 del
>>52828
Grim signing, their main sprinter too it seems


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.52830 del
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Last tree years I rode about 10k +/- each, but this year it's gonna be lower. I need to figure out some excuse.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.52831 del
>>52830
>excuse for not riding
end of the year collage
>excuse for not finishing the end of the year collage
uhh

this thread is almost full just saying


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.52832 del
>>52830
Well not because you spent any more time with your velodrama teams for sure


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.52833 del
>>52830
Last time I posted my km total you said you had the same, what gives you just haven't ridden the last month?


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.52834 del
Meanwhile in gravelland


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.52835 del
>>52834
the picture doesn't do the dimensions justice, those are mtb tires but it looks like a 50-55mm wheel with maybe 34mm tires
>70mm DEPTH
>52mm WIDTH
I HATE the look of deep wheels on gravel tires


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.52836 del
>>52834
Aren't some burger gr*vel races part of the UCI, so bikes have to comply with UCI rules.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.52837 del
>>52836
I think all the relevant ones are lifetime grand prix which is separate and what most people go for


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.52838 del
Go to the new thread that hasn't been made yet



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