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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No. 66923
Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1
04.03 Trofeo Laigueglia 1.Pro
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro

>CX races
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>65910


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.66925 del
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there was once a Dane who lived in a hole


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.66926 del
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hats off


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.66928 del
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>>66925
>from hedges to holes
they aren't winning, hmm...


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.66929 del
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Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.66930 del
>>66929
now I want one


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.66931 del
I think I figured out why my 55km Zwift race felt so hard. I haven't had any carbs aside from bread crumbs for 36 hours


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.66932 del
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>>66931
nothing a little protein bar can't fix


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.66933 del
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>>66931


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.66934 del
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Volta ao Algarve em Bicicleta Stage 5 /bet/

>Ayuso Pesquera 2.75
>Seixas 3.25
>Almeida 9
>Onley 10
>McNultz 11
>Martinez Povidla 13
>Morgado 17
>Vauqelin 23
>Widar 23
>Lipowitz 34
>Riccitello 34
>Allah 41
...
>Gloag 67
>Voisard 81
>Ganna 201
>Kamna 201
>Goncalves 401
>Nych 601
>Antunes 751
>De Pestel 1001
>Moreira N/A


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.66936 del
omloop


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.66937 del
>>66936
het volk ?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.66938 del
>>66935
I will be going to the team presentation and then along the course, to feel the fever


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.66939 del
>>66938
Based


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.66940 del
>>66938
Is grug racing or not?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.66941 del
Your Omloops and spring classics, meanwhile here we just had 10cm more snowfall this night and winter is still going strong


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.66942 del
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columbian schnitzel ride's


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.66943 del
>>66940
I doubt it


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.66944 del
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I forgot they split up the VAR/alpes maritine. Nice course, could have been my commute back in the days


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.66945 del
memco meme attack


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.66946 del
>>66945
is it true or is PCSman just trying to test which sites are copying him again?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.66947 del
>>66946
knowing him it's true


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.66948 del
Remco goes solo


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.66949 del
And just like that we will be done with Warmup conundrum and the Olympics.
Remco surely will fly with my compadre Tejada (picked only by me) to boost me op the ranks.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.66950 del
>>66949
it's already over, del toro closed the gap himself


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.66951 del
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>>66950
In my mind they are already 4:20 ahead and Tarling has bridged.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.66952 del
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We live in Rwanda


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.66953 del
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>ABANDON Joseba HIRT


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.66954 del
>>66953
top 10 contract grifts ever
one dopage camp in south america is all it took


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.66955 del
memco attacks again, the death rattle of his GC career


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.66957 del
>>66956
don't tell me you didn't know he was FtM? why do you think he has such a fake jaw


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.66958 del
This many circuses and attractions
Not a single human being around (not even united arab)


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.66959 del
I predict a chute if they keep going like this


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.66960 del
>>66958
It's like 25 degree, all the local are staying warm inside


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.66961 del
nice crowds in rwanda


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.66962 del
>>66961
for me it's team istanbul with all eritreans


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.66963 del
zulius goes


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.66964 del
Żuliusz Bert on slag duty today.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.66965 del
that's good for my team!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.66966 del
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>50 km cross country f*mmes
>difference between 1st and 3rd is already 5 minutes


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.66967 del
Trying a new place for schnitzel. Place looks promising, average age is like 80 and they're playing card speaking a language for last century


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.66968 del
>>66966
>my girl is doing fine on 50 classic
What year is it.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.66969 del
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>>66967


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.66970 del
>>66966
Still in awe klaebo won the 3 minute and the 2h event. Are the rest frauds or is he dipped to the grill. Could grug win the pursuit if he set his mind to it I'm not sure


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.66971 del
>>66970
the rest are frauds
but he's also DOPED as FUCK, it's in his dna to dope


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.66972 del
>>66970
that's what 120 vo2max does to a mf


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.66973 del
>>66970
Well Ingebrigtsen dominates in 1500m-10000m and will further dominate in the marathon when he is older. Aerobic fitness translates quite well.


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Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.66975 del
>>66974
Schnitzel or Cordon Bleu? I can't tell as there's no cheese oozing out. they have been a bit stingy with the sides.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.66976 del
>>66975
Pork schnitzel


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.66977 del
>>66976
My boy Remco would never


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.66978 del
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>>66974
>>66976
>Pork schnitzel
approved


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.66979 del
>"I'm still amazed at how that race situation came about," Swings said, disappointed, after the Olympic mass start final. "It didn't even look like an attack. Bergsma didn't exactly get away with it. Jordan Stolz was in the lead at that moment, but decided not to join. He's a teammate of Bergsma's outside of the Olympics, of course. Perhaps that played a role. We'll never know, but it wouldn't be the first time this year. We had agreed with our team (Team IKO) beforehand that we would ride for our country, because the Games are under scrutiny. Perhaps other teams feel differently."

>The veteran could hardly contain his anger. "In the Netherlands, they might write that I'm a sore loser, but I'm usually not. It's just frustrating how that attack came about and that afterward, we, the Belgians, were the only country to skate behind the leaders. It's incomprehensible that the other countries didn't do anything. Giovannini skated cleanly for bronze, and he even took it. We skated for gold."

Hahaha SEETHING. Sounds like I am hearing Remco Excusenepoel again


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>>66979


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.66981 del
Possible chute catastrofale Polymarket?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.66982 del
Pwoar that blonde italian stallion


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.66983 del
WELSFORD forgot he was supposed to be a hasbeen after TDU.


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