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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No. 66923
Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1
04.03 Trofeo Laigueglia 1.Pro
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro

>CX races
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>65910


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.66925 del
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there was once a Dane who lived in a hole


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.66926 del
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hats off


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.66928 del
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>>66925
>from hedges to holes
they aren't winning, hmm...


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.66929 del
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Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.66930 del
>>66929
now I want one


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.66931 del
I think I figured out why my 55km Zwift race felt so hard. I haven't had any carbs aside from bread crumbs for 36 hours


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.66932 del
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>>66931
nothing a little protein bar can't fix


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.66933 del
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>>66931


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.66934 del
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Volta ao Algarve em Bicicleta Stage 5 /bet/

>Ayuso Pesquera 2.75
>Seixas 3.25
>Almeida 9
>Onley 10
>McNultz 11
>Martinez Povidla 13
>Morgado 17
>Vauqelin 23
>Widar 23
>Lipowitz 34
>Riccitello 34
>Allah 41
...
>Gloag 67
>Voisard 81
>Ganna 201
>Kamna 201
>Goncalves 401
>Nych 601
>Antunes 751
>De Pestel 1001
>Moreira N/A


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.66936 del
omloop


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.66937 del
>>66936
het volk ?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.66938 del
>>66935
I will be going to the team presentation and then along the course, to feel the fever


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.66939 del
>>66938
Based


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.66940 del
>>66938
Is grug racing or not?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.66941 del
Your Omloops and spring classics, meanwhile here we just had 10cm more snowfall this night and winter is still going strong


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.66942 del
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columbian schnitzel ride's


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.66943 del
>>66940
I doubt it


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.66944 del
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I forgot they split up the VAR/alpes maritine. Nice course, could have been my commute back in the days


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.66945 del
memco meme attack


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.66946 del
>>66945
is it true or is PCSman just trying to test which sites are copying him again?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.66947 del
>>66946
knowing him it's true


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.66948 del
Remco goes solo


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.66949 del
And just like that we will be done with Warmup conundrum and the Olympics.
Remco surely will fly with my compadre Tejada (picked only by me) to boost me op the ranks.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.66950 del
>>66949
it's already over, del toro closed the gap himself


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.66951 del
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>>66950
In my mind they are already 4:20 ahead and Tarling has bridged.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.66952 del
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We live in Rwanda


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.66953 del
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>ABANDON Joseba HIRT


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.66954 del
>>66953
top 10 contract grifts ever
one dopage camp in south america is all it took


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.66955 del
memco attacks again, the death rattle of his GC career


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.66957 del
>>66956
don't tell me you didn't know he was FtM? why do you think he has such a fake jaw


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.66958 del
This many circuses and attractions
Not a single human being around (not even united arab)


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.66959 del
I predict a chute if they keep going like this


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.66960 del
>>66958
It's like 25 degree, all the local are staying warm inside


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.66961 del
nice crowds in rwanda


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.66962 del
>>66961
for me it's team istanbul with all eritreans


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.66963 del
zulius goes


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.66964 del
Żuliusz Bert on slag duty today.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.66965 del
that's good for my team!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.66966 del
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>50 km cross country f*mmes
>difference between 1st and 3rd is already 5 minutes


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.66967 del
Trying a new place for schnitzel. Place looks promising, average age is like 80 and they're playing card speaking a language for last century


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.66968 del
>>66966
>my girl is doing fine on 50 classic
What year is it.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.66969 del
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>>66967


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.66970 del
>>66966
Still in awe klaebo won the 3 minute and the 2h event. Are the rest frauds or is he dipped to the grill. Could grug win the pursuit if he set his mind to it I'm not sure


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.66971 del
>>66970
the rest are frauds
but he's also DOPED as FUCK, it's in his dna to dope


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.66972 del
>>66970
that's what 120 vo2max does to a mf


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.66973 del
>>66970
Well Ingebrigtsen dominates in 1500m-10000m and will further dominate in the marathon when he is older. Aerobic fitness translates quite well.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.66974 del
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Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.66975 del
>>66974
Schnitzel or Cordon Bleu? I can't tell as there's no cheese oozing out. they have been a bit stingy with the sides.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.66976 del
>>66975
Pork schnitzel


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.66977 del
>>66976
My boy Remco would never


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.66978 del
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>>66974
>>66976
>Pork schnitzel
approved


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.66979 del
>"I'm still amazed at how that race situation came about," Swings said, disappointed, after the Olympic mass start final. "It didn't even look like an attack. Bergsma didn't exactly get away with it. Jordan Stolz was in the lead at that moment, but decided not to join. He's a teammate of Bergsma's outside of the Olympics, of course. Perhaps that played a role. We'll never know, but it wouldn't be the first time this year. We had agreed with our team (Team IKO) beforehand that we would ride for our country, because the Games are under scrutiny. Perhaps other teams feel differently."

>The veteran could hardly contain his anger. "In the Netherlands, they might write that I'm a sore loser, but I'm usually not. It's just frustrating how that attack came about and that afterward, we, the Belgians, were the only country to skate behind the leaders. It's incomprehensible that the other countries didn't do anything. Giovannini skated cleanly for bronze, and he even took it. We skated for gold."

Hahaha SEETHING. Sounds like I am hearing Remco Excusenepoel again


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.66980 del
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>>66979


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.66981 del
Possible chute catastrofale Polymarket?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.66982 del
Pwoar that blonde italian stallion


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.66983 del
WELSFORD forgot he was supposed to be a hasbeen after TDU.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.66984 del
>>66974
based chuleta enjoyer


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.66985 del
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i will be DEAD LAST in the entire velodrama


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.66986 del
>>66985
saving matches in the irrelevant warm up? we'll see soon when the real season begins


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.66987 del
>>66986
>the warmup is worth more than half of an entire superclassico season


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.66988 del
>>66979
>we skated for gold
>didn't really skate at all, none of them did except the front 2


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.66993 del
fight for bonus seconds in andalucia


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.66994 del
aranbarrow goes


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.66995 del
>>66987
surely nobody would be so deranged as to sum the entire set of different series and count that as a single contest
do goomblers really?!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.66996 del
they're selling our IP's again
also laporte KWAB


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.66997 del
Ah the hacker formerly known as endchan strikes again!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.66998 del
Poor Rusbert, I almost went through these captchas just to be funi with him.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.66999 del
Love Lipowitz me


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.67000 del
will they make it, I don't get why ayuso is even chasing, removing the bonis is better for him


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.67001 del
Kino rampas


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.67002 del
INHUMANAS


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.67003 del
ALLAH cought


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.67004 del
LIPOWITZ struggling on the wheels of VOKLEN


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.67005 del
byebayer


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.67006 del
Big Nych still there


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.67007 del
VOKLAN struggling on the wheels of LIPOWITZ


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.67008 del
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F


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.67009 del
Are you guys paypiging eurosport? It looks they went down a bit on the prices or is it just me?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.67010 del
>>67009
TIZ has become usable for me again so no


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.67011 del
>>67008
Vinestering and 480p tiz are the only undefeated combo for ciclismo enjoyment


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.67012 del
>>67010
Same, the youtube stream, at least for now, is sufficient


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.67013 del
>>67010
The *nglo broadcast is killing me


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.67014 del
>>67013
it's a horrible duo, adam blythe is cancer


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.67015 del
>>67012
>please log in to confirm you're not a bot
seems that youtube yet again upped their enshittification game, though


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.67016 del
>>67015
they recently completely nuked their homepage too with awful shit to the point I had to get a plugin to go back to the old layout


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.67017 del
>>67009
But is it like Eurosport player or what?
I thought it's only on HBO max or something now


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.67018 del
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Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.67019 del
kek motopacing again


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.67020 del
l-lipowitz!?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.67021 del
>>67020
it's over


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.67022 del
>>67017
You have to take HBO + sport I think to get europost. Don't know how the player looks like I've never subed it, just curious


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.67023 del
widar is an enginelet, looks dead after such a short stage race
he will never perform in a GT


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.67024 del
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I am repeating myself but Hector ALVAREZ is the next BIG spanish dopeur scandal


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.67025 del
>EF pulling in the peleton
clown team


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.67026 del
a RAMPAGING but smallpedalton


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.67027 del
GC riders and van baarle


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.67028 del
weak pace if WIDAR can keep up


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.67029 del
Almeida doing the leadout for SEIXAS


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.67030 del
>>66996
anyone know what happened to laporte?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.67031 del
>arensmeme


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.67032 del
Please refrain from any cycling spoilers, I am watching hockey


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.67033 del
>>67028
for how long, though


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.67034 del
>>67030
flew into the roadside barriers on a roundabout


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.67035 del
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Come on, one last battle!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.67036 del
>thymen "3rd in PN was my best performance lol" arensmeme

>>67034
what the hell its over


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.67037 del
>>67032
REDACTED PAS NORMAL


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.67038 del
gloag surprising in the passos


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.67039 del
oscar only


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.67040 del
riccitello cappuccino


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.67041 del
SEIXAS WASHED


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.67042 del
...only can fuck this up


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.67043 del
>>67041
Now that the dust is settled, what went wrong.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.67044 del
widar +28


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.67045 del
ayuso probably


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.67046 del
>>67045
pretty sure it was him


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.67047 del
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that may have won me the warm up championship


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.67048 del
HUGHES Quinn OT winner pl0x


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.67049 del
>>67047
how did you know ayuso was the correct choice


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.67050 del
NYCH 20th


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.67051 del
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>>66974
Looks very good Bert!

...but where are the bacon-wrapped fries?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.67052 del
>>67049
great TT, great punch and most of all seething so hard he'd risk everything to beat UAE


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.67053 del
>>67052
compelling arguments
I should've known


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.67054 del
>>67052
I got blinded by my love for Elite. Not the first time


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Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.67056 del
>>67054
almeida has a long season ahead of him and doesn't really need to prove himself here while ayuso probably peaked for this


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.67057 del
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.67058 del
HUGHESbros..the only medal that matters is ovrs...


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.67059 del
>>67055
Van Baarle, lmao


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Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.67061 del
>>67048
I'm crying

USA USA USA USA


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.67062 del
>>67059
just in time for the muur


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.67063 del
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>>67057
>>67058
>>67061
?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.67064 del
>>67063
ice footy


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.67065 del
this concludes the winter olympics. now you can get some fever for the olympic road race in Los Angeles (probably some boring crit course adapted to the Williams brothers) in 2028 and the next Winter Olympics in Nice and the French Alps in 2030.


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>>67064
oh my


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.67067 del
>>67065
Phil Gaimon already leaked the course


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.67068 del
>>67065
imagine the kino if santa monica mountains catch fire again and we get some voltaesque scenes of smoldering rampas


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.67069 del
I hate Ayuso. I hate Lipowitz. I hate Velogames


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.67070 del
I went outside and rode my bike after lots of CX skiing this winter. I forgot that everything out there wants to collect you, like pedestrians without any self preservation not checking the road and crossing it before you and the same for parked cars suddenly making a move.


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proper podium thots


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.67072 del
>>67067
please show


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.67077 del
>>67072
_._._AAAMA_/


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.67078 del
the russians got his IP it seems


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.67079 del
Wtf is this?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.67080 del
>>67079
this is the right place to make excuses, yes.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.67081 del
>>67080
I mean that morse with the ama.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.67082 del
>>67071
>I suffer in Portugão


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.67083 del
USA Hockey Team proudly remembering their teammate Johnny Gaudreau who was killed while cycling


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.67084 del
>>67081
Couldn't get it right, only after like the 6th attempt did I put a satisfactory ASCII profile of Los Angeles road race course and flag.
Please be patient.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.67085 del
Burgers you may now kick off the hot war with ayatollah so the kikes don't use nukes.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.67086 del
>>67085
the fedbert who posts here is probably a zionist anyway, not like any proles have a say in the actions of the ZOG


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.67087 del
Seems like points are in for UAE tour, shame for Gaudu and Ghebreigzabhier, could've been a great result otherwise but oh well


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.67088 del
>>67087
Houcou VERY disappointing


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.67089 del
>>67087
Andalucia is in as well, already scraped.
Patjebert temporarily #3 overall but he should have enough for #1 after Algarve.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.67090 del
>>67084
Okay, I see.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.67091 del
>>67089
Nice, didn't catch that. Quite content with that even if the points weren't that great, I found it really hard to put together a decent team.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.67092 del
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>>67089
I can't believe I had my worst performance of all time by far, and STILL scored more than Bertacek


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.67093 del
>>67086
Is he here? He doesn't goomble, and the Brtek overenjoyer is from California methinks.
Perhaps he is no longer here nor on /cyc/.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.67094 del
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>>67092
Mechanix skillz spilling over to goombling.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.67095 del
>>67093
maybe you just don't know as much as you think you do


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.67096 del
>>67095
I am certainly bad at recognizing people.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.67097 del
>>67095
>there's berts with incomplete dossiers on other berts


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.67098 del
>>67096
>bert (zonder foto)
>people
all the posts madeon /cyc/ with few exceptions are made by sloppily trained chat bots


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.67099 del
>>67095
So since I will be completing my dossier you're whomst, Philippe O`Ganna?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.67100 del
>>67096
It's especially difficult sometimes when endchan randomly switches flags, sometimes I get the bulgarian one, sometimes an american, sometimes spanish, and only at work do I get my Finnish one


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.67101 del
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>flagcels


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.67102 del
omloop fever?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.67103 del
>>67102
As soon as warm up is a wrap up.
Wonder how this year's Polygoomblet prices will look like.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.67104 del
>>67102
Ardeche is a better race


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.67105 del
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PATJEBERT WINS WARM UP 2026!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.67106 del
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let's gooo


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.67107 del
>>67106
rank 1 of anything is impressive, even if it's merely goombling warm up
hope you saved some matches for the real season bertman


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.67108 del
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>>67106
>>67105
hell yeah


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.67109 del
if anyone could screencap the tweet for me later on that would be swell, I don't have a twitter account


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.67110 del
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>>67106


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.67111 del
>>67106
Nicely done bert


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.67112 del
>>67106
Excellent bert, congratulations!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.67113 del
>winning top velogambler
>back in the bergs with some big PRs
>going to ompoop recons and score some jupilers
>gaining many œufs from comfy farm plot for max recoveries
it is impossible to suffer in belgium


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.67114 del
>>67106
Berts are too powerful


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.67115 del
since the gap was so small to 2nd I'd like to dedicate my win to secret pick Léandre Lozouet for his top 10s in besseges


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.67116 del
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>32/32
>29/33
>28/32


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.67117 del
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Yeah yeah congratulations or something. But I am waiting for the controle de dopage


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.67118 del
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>>67116
Generational run, fr no cap.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.67119 del
anyone else going to omloop coming saturday? i'll be taking suggestions for signs on Kapelmuur/Bosberg


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.67120 del
>>67119
I'm going to the team presentation and then a berg and cobble section, go see the finish in a bar


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.67121 del
We all agreed to publish our blood passport but according to Patjebert his is "private information"...


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.67125 del
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GC. >>67122 >>67123 >>67124


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.67126 del
This concludes this year goombling warm up, of course stealing Suissebert's job and remining everyone this is 1/6 of total points for the year.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.67127 del
>>67116
please pay attention to the sport. your and rusberts performance have been very disappointing.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.67128 del
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hmmm


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.67129 del
I'm already over 6k points behind that's more than 1 entire goomble


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.67130 del
>>67119
>using pedals
>fuck w*ut
>ompoop


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.67131 del
just change the url from twitter to https://xcancel.com/velogames to see the tweets. expecting veloman to post in 2-3 hours, so you can remove whatever degree you have framed on the wall with velogame warm-up champion 2026.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.67132 del
Sometimes I switch flags when I post degenerate things so I don't get judged too much since I have a family.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.67133 del
>>67131
Right next to Vuelta won overall. I think I should do sumtin special around that red jersey.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.67134 del
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Have a breakdown too.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.67135 del
>>67134
5000 points in the hole to start the real season. God fucking dammit I hate the warmup championship so much


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.67136 del
eating some burger so that I'll have more watts later in the week


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.67137 del
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How do you clean your HR straps?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.67138 del
>>67137
take the battery thingy off, and shower with the band


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.67139 del
>>67137
take it in the shower, rub it down with my excess swedish butthole cleanser, thoroughly rinse, hang dry, wa la


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.67140 del
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In other good news, I did a FTP test since the winter rape is pretty much over. My goal of 4W/kg was not quite reached but I did breach the 3.9 range.
This might not be much to most bertmen here but knowing that I came from a depressed out of shape piece of lard 3-4 years ago it feels quite good.
Thanks for reading my blog.


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.67141 del
>>67140
he literally and figuratively cannot stop winning, an inspiration to berts the world around
WAGMI


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.67142 del
>>67137
throw it into the washing machine


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.67143 del
>>67140
Very strong work, I think 4 W/kg is a very strong FTP unless you were blessed with elite genetics. It took me a few years to even get to 3....


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.67144 del
>>67140
20m, ramp test, or hour of power?


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.67145 del
>>67144
20min


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.67146 del
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>>67106
You have brought much honor to /cyc/

Well done Don Patje!


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.67148 del
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>>67140


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.67149 del
>>67140
Sehr gut bert


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.67150 del
>>67147
wtf is this picture from
is that eggs worshiping teide


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.67151 del
I'm also 500 eggs away from 4w/kg, roughly


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.67153 del
>>67152
Giant Mountain of Eggs, also known as Balkon Bertaczech


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.67154 del
>>67153
what about his unidentified super rampa (20% gradient)
is that the everest of eggz


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.67155 del
>>67109
just fyi veloman has not posted yet


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.67156 del
>>67154
pretty sure his undefeated rampa was only %15 Thoughbeit


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.67157 del
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>>67153
>>67154
this might be it


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.67158 del
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>>67157
this one innit


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.67159 del
>>67158
ah yes, this one still remains unbeaten


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.67160 del
>>67158
gravel-gearing-brtek will climb it


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.67161 del
>>67160
i only tried it once after a 100 km ride (i think), fresh it should be so-so


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.67162 del
inshallah this is the year we all summit our own unbeaten balkons


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.67163 del
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Congrats Patje


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.67164 del
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>>67163


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.67165 del
>>67163
>>67164
Thanks for the screenshot


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.67166 del
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This is who you've beaten Bertman, a fucking gay twink antifascist AND a Dane!


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.67167 del
(of course had to make it about him)


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.67168 del
>>67166
Kwab, doesn't even have a jersey


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.67169 del
>>67166
KWAK


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.67170 del
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>>67106
>>67140


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.67171 del
Looked up if this guy has the same nick on reddit. He does. He is a psychiatrist (shocker) and earns 30k DKK (4k eurobux) as per payslip he posted there.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.67172 del
>>67171
Starting to sympathize with Shizo’s imagine having this guy as your psychiatrist.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.67173 del
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>>67140
tis the season. A few years ago this would've been 4.4, now it's 4.0. Maybe some day I'll stop eating all the cakes.

>>67171
Doubt that's the same guy. Bio says physicist, and the nick is a pretty common phrase.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.67174 del
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I feel like the allergy kwab season is quickly approaching


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.67175 del
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>>67173
not normal


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.67176 del
>>67174
What does you in? I’m fine with everything except Birche’s they fuck me up


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.67177 del
>>67173
Thought that bio thing says physicist too but my Danish is only tak, migl bjeu and kamelasa.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.67178 del
>>67176
I don't really know, I got tested once by an aging doctor 5-10 years ago and he told me "yeah you have some allergy" and that was the end of that talk.
I think it is common hazel, my allergy starts super early (once even in january) but by may it is usualy over and when everybody else is starting to cry, I am free from this evil.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.67179 del
>>67178
make sure you check you're windows for cracks, that's usually how the mould gets in


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.67180 del
>>67179
The mold is already hibernating in the bidons


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.67181 del
>>67173
Very nice bert! Pacing looks like you could've maybe pushed 5W more with a more even split?
>>67174
Have you tried desensitization/allergy immunotherapy? My wife is a massive allergy kwab, big birch allergy that also makes her allergic to almost every single vegetable and fruit and berry and nut (especially when eaten raw). She did this therapy for three years and now can eat most greens even raw with no issues. Two pills each morning for three years, that was it. It's quite shocking how effective it was, now we're just hoping the effects will be permanent and not go away in a couple of years.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.67182 del
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>>67181


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.67183 del
>>67181
Yeah I wasn't expecting to have that much left by the final third. Probably a handful of watts in it I would guess. Close enough though.
>>67176
For me, it's grass. Thankfully not super severe though, more annoying than kwabbing.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.67184 del
>>67182
At least here in Finland the immunotherapy is covered by the state/healthcare system so it's not even expensive.
>>67183
Yeah a few watts is well within daily variation anyway


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.67185 del
>everybert is a pollenlet


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.67186 del
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>>67106
>>67163

(also prepare to adjust Berts)


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.67187 del
>>67186
ain't no way! Ompoop in the supersix


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.67188 del
>>67187
Wasn't that the case last year as well? I remember getting absolutely kwabbed by the meme sprint finish


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.67189 del
The male Puck Moonen spotted in Rwanda. One result each year: DNF, DNS and DNF

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/andrea-de-mei/2026


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.67190 del
>>67189
Van Gils spotted on the start list as well


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.67191 del
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Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.67192 del
>>67191
yes, first heatwave of the year. had my fun in 1 meter of snow last week. it's probably gone already.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.67193 del
tour du rwanda
I don't understand a word
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UtNfBu29cng [Embed]


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.67194 del
so Africans think that NSN stands for never say [redacted]


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.67195 del
>>67190
And Tarling!


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.67196 del
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Yearly reminder to be careful out there


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.67197 del
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Burkina Fasogod almost made it in the time limit, an hour behind ARAFAT. Wonder what happened with the DSQ


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.67198 del
>>67196
Such a beautiful holiday that gets celebrated here with decorations everywhere. Meanwhile during Christmas this is not allowed because this is racist


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.67199 del
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>>67191
>>67192
Even here the effects of the heat wave can be felt. 2 months of purely minus degrees and now spring is truly coming. Of course we just go 15cm more snow this weekend and the sea ice is thick enough for cars to drive on it, so it'll take quite some time for proper outdoor riding yet.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.67200 del
>>67196
LMAO I forgot I almost got cagied this morning by a mercedes driver dude didn’t look awake at all.. Forgot it’s ramadan


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.67201 del
>>67200
I actually got cagied 2 years ago during ramadan this radicalized me


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.67202 del
Fish added to Paris-Nice startlist. Almeida vs fish vs Ayuso coming up


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.67203 del
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Looking hopeful for an egg raid this weekend


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.67204 del
Breakaway!


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.67205 del
>>67202
Not exactly his route and no Jorgenson slave to save him. I'm thinking he loses


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.67206 del
Someone got assassinated in Rwanda


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.67207 del
>>67206
Not the first time then...


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.67208 del
>>67206
More spectators?


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.67209 del
>>67200
wait, it is? I would never pick brother remco during Ramadan


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.67210 del
>>67209
maybe a long period of self reflection would do him good


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.67211 del
>>67210
Maybe not. If the inner demons of this guy come out we better get a LOT of psychiatrists ready


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.67212 del
>>67211
people like him don't have inner demons, it's all on the surface
that's why he's so dumb and easy to influence


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.67213 del
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bardetbros, we're back
also PCS, has a nice integrated map now with gradients


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.67214 del
>>67213
Bertollo headed for the unemployment line


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.67215 del
I hope new york bert isn't frozen


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.67216 del
>>67215
just a little cheeky powder innit
the ice storm few weeks ago was much more disruptive


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.67217 del
>>67215
please call it Nieuw Amsterdam and not by the fake anglo version.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.67218 del
>>67217
Stuyvesant had a strict no anglo’s and no jew’s policy for New Amsterdam how the mighty have fallen.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.67219 del
Respect your Ride leader


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.67220 del
Took the schnitzpill today, it was very good but not imposing in size and it missed the egg that was declared on the menu (they ran out) so shan't be posting.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.67221 del
tour alsace cancelled for 2026.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.67222 del
also after a lot of complaints from sprinters:
>The UCI sports director has confirmed that the UAE's man-made mountain won't be part of the Abu Dhabi Road Worlds course.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.67223 del
>>67220
I read that as schizopill


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.67224 del
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it's warm inside and outside i need to have me window tilted


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.67225 del
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>>67215
Dumped a fair amount of snow and still coming down. But the wind is the worst part, probably Beaufort 7-8.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.67227 del
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>>67226


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.67228 del
>>67225
what's the wind chill like


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.67229 del
>>67226
Nice


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.67230 del
>>67226
Rusbert would be cycling but I only see cage tracks and footprints
peculiar


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.67231 del
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>>67226
not even half as much of that white crap as I got during our snowpocalypse
still terrible


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.67232 del
>>67229
That’s in France Bert.


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.67233 del
>>67228
-10 C or so


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.67234 del
I have forgotten about the existence of Pogi. looking at his race program, he's doing strade again. how many km of solo does he want to do this time?


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.67235 del
>>67234
He's going to gift it to torito and the seeth will be even bigger


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.67236 del
>>67235
I dream of a world where pog gifts the tdf to dopo


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.67237 del
>>67235
gift it to wellens instead for all the hard work he's done for him


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.67238 del
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I got absolutely MANGLED by the wind (storm) this evening


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.67239 del
CHRISTEN is getting strade this year Though


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.67240 del
Consider the following: Domen NOVAK


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.67241 del
>>67240
a rock solid domestique


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.67242 del
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Okay
Good 1st kom, 2nd started too cowardly


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.67243 del
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nothing better than the good old berty/berty


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.67244 del
>>67242
there's flat between the epic kom and the radio tower sufferfest now? I don't remember that


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.67245 del
>>67242
I was supposed to do 3m VO2 max intervals but just had no gas in my legs today.

Ended up just doing z2. Need to focus on nutrition and sleep, my sleep has been so shit for last week


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>it's time


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.67247 del
>>67246
please don't put the app behind a paywall


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.67248 del
>>67247
you WILL join us on zwift and you WILL be happy


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.67249 del
>>67248
I'd go the bertrand route then, after zwift went up in price I decided to never paypig for that shit again


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.67250 del
>>67244
It's between Tower and the Grade, the "new" climb from 2024, it goes up but it's less steep


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.67251 del
>Niklas Behrens chuted on training camp
what are they feeding these boys? morphine?


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.67252 del
>>67242
>>67243
based
>>67245
cringe
>>67249
bertman is on FIRE lately


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.67253 del
>BARGUIL is collected
missed that one


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.67254 del
>>67252
You're cringe


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.67255 del
>>67254
you don't even know me


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.67256 del
>>67251
lots of pro training crashes this year, how do they do it


Bert 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.67257 del
>>67251
>>67253
Andrey Amador also chuted and nearly died recently


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.67258 del
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>>67251
Well, at least it doesn't seem to be serious.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.67259 del
>>67258
why was he camping in the people's republic of commiefornia ?


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.67260 del
soon there is the omloop
then there is the strade
then there is the milano sanremo yay


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.67261 del
>>67260
Reminder 2025 basically peaked at San Remo


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.67262 del
Seeing /hearing toads at night spring is near


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.67264 del
nieuwsblad het volk


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.67265 del
volk van het nieuwsblad


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.67266 del
Used to be omloop het volk
then it became omloop het nieuwsblad
now its omloop nieuwsblad
and I'm okay with that


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.67267 del
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Tried the Norwegian dopeur style LT1 workout this morning. I must say it's really nice, much easier mentally with the LT1 work broken up with 3min rests. 33 eggs harvested to start the day.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.67268 del
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Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.67269 del
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I have never heard of this "Deens frisdrankmerk geproduceerd door Royal Unibrew. Het is een frisdank met druivensuiker en een milde smaak van citroen en limoen."
so it's just glucose without fructose hmm.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.67270 del
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L'équipe having an article about pro riders being annoyed by hobbyists wheelsucking them.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.67271 del
>>67270
BIG BRACKETS


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.67272 del
>>67267
phwooar that's eggs


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.67273 del
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VOORJAAR FEVER REACHING MAXIMUM LEVELS


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.67274 del
>>67273
more like E3 HARELBEKE SEXO


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.67275 del
>>67274
more like w*ut van seatpost sexo


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.67276 del
>>67270
If you can't drop that dude on a pro training ride....


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.67277 del
>>67276
Imagine having him.behind on a descent 😱


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.67278 del
>>67270
If this is the state of the French national team then we are in trouble squeakbros


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.67279 del
>>67270
Not exactly what I imagined when bertrand said he was eating like a pog


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.67280 del
>>67279
Surely no bert is so old


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.67281 del
>>67279
Rude


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.67282 del
>>67279
Bourguignonbros...they're mocking us again....


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.67283 del
Anyone got news on PEDERSEN Mads and his road to recovery? Is he back to training


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.67284 del
>>67283
He’s hoping to be back for the spring classics but Mads Sans Remo is already confirmed


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.67285 del
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Tic-toc grug


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.67286 del
>>67285
hot damn I'm calling for an arms embargo


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.67287 del
>>67285
>washed van kwab
>2026


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.67288 del
<Zonneveld questions Soler in doping case: "Why on earth do lactate tests with a suspended doctor?"

>In 2023, the father of UAE Team Emirates–XRG rider Marc Soler was caught arranging a meeting with suspended doctor Pepe Martí. Earlier this year, Soler’s father was sanctioned for that. There is no proof that Soler himself was involved, but the contact with a banned doping doctor does not look good. Dutch journalist Thijs Zonneveld discussed the situation again on In de Waaier.

>According to leaked police investigation files, Soler’s father reportedly had an appointment with Martí — the doctor who was banned due to the doping scandal linked to his time at US Postal. They were said to be waiting with lactate-testing equipment for a rider, and that rider was very likely Marc Soler.

>“However, there is no definitive proof that Soler was involved in this meeting because, most likely, Martí and his father realised they were being watched. Soler would then have been informed to keep riding on, and it seems he slipped away,” Zonneveld said.

yes its journo slop but I never even heard of this 'controversy' surrounding Soler


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.67289 del
>Soler’s father — who claimed the lactate tests were for him — was handed an eighteen-month ban. Zonneveld finds that explanation hard to believe. “Of course not — that man was sitting in his car without any sports clothes on, waiting.” And in any case, he is no longer active as an athlete. “He’s 50-plus and sometimes does a veterans triathlon, but now he’s not even allowed to do that anymore,” Zonneveld laughed.

>“Basically, it’s almost certain that Marc Soler worked with Martí — the question is whether it can also be proven,” Zonneveld added. The analyst is therefore suspicious of the Spaniard when it comes to possible doping use. “Why on earth would you work with a suspended doctor for lactate tests? That’s something so simple you can almost do it yourself.”

>That Soler is linked to the story seems hard to dispute, but after three years it may be impossible for anti-doping authorities and Spanish justice to find definitive proof. “And that frustrates, among others, the Spanish police — they find it annoying that nothing can be done with it,” the Dutch analyst said.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.67290 del
>>67288
>>67289
doping? in spain? surely not


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.67291 del
>>67288
>>67289
HJMC


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.67292 del
>>67291
>HJMC most commonly refers to
Hart Jarvis Murray Chang PLLC, a Seattle-based criminal defense law firm specializing in felonies, misdemeanors, and DUI cases. Other potential, though less likely, references include:
>Holland-Jeruzalem Management Company B.V., a Dutch corporate entity involved in legal proceedings.
>Helena Josephina Maria Catharina Gielen (Kupers), a neighbor of the Frank family (Anne Frank).
Hmm


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.67293 del
It is a pretty funny story. Marco turning around all the time to avoid controls and later even the police lel
>At that moment, Marc Soler, fully dressed in UAE Team Emirates uniform, was spotted cycling in the opposite direction, passing through the checkpoint. His family's van was also spotted. Soler turned around and, seeing that the checkpoint was still there, turned around again. He repeated this three times. This clearly indicated that he had an appointment with his father, who in turn had an appointment with Martí. The officers allowed Soler Sr. and Martí to continue on their way, but the surveillance continued. The van caught up with Marc Soler and stopped a short distance further along the road, waiting for the Catalan professional cyclist. This eventually led to a physical confrontation between the three, as captured by the UCO with footage from the entire day. After a brief conversation, they each went their separate ways. Marc Soler was stopped by the Guardia Civil around 12:10 p.m., but not before the cyclist attempted to avoid arrest. The cyclist was identified by his ID and stated at the time that he had an appointment with his father to give him a blood glucose meter—not a backpack. He then began his return journey to his tax address in Andorra.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.67294 del
>>67270
kek, on that topic
>UAE steps in to shield Pogacar after training incidents
>The line between fandom and interference is getting thinner on the roads where the WorldTour trains. After incidents involving Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogacar, UAE Team Emirates-XRG has begun using motorbikes in training to protect its riders. Speaking to AS, Joxean Fernández Matxin says it is becoming harder to keep training rides under control.
sudacas have been doing that for ages though, some even have armed police escorts


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.67295 del
>>67293
squeaker_very_silly.jpg
funny saga that


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.67296 del
>Jaume Soler subsequently admitted that he had been trained by Pepe Martí, which in itself would have been a sanction for both of them due to a prohibited relationship—they were not officially granted one—and that he had never used doping substances. However, at the end of the Guardia Civil doping test in August, he decided to end their professional relationship. He also clearly denied that Martí was his son Marc's coach and that he had met him. Another inconsistency is that the reason for meeting his son Marc at the unusual location was to give him a "backpack and a gas cap," items that were never discovered during roadside checks on father and son. Marc Soler, in turn, refutes his father's version, and in turn, tells the Guardia Civil that the reason for the meeting with his father was to give him the black Salomon backpack—which is far too large to fit in his shirt pockets—and that the runner doesn't wear the backpack when he's stationed near the checkpoint in Adrall. Regarding the meeting between the three, Marc says his father told him it was Pepe Martí, but that he had no professional connection with him, although he knew Martí had trained his father. He also discovered that he was taking a test that day and that the performer was Jason Suter.
Marco's story has some slight inconsistencies but definitely nothing to see here hehe


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.67297 del
>>67296
gas cap ?


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.67298 del
does blood doping make you more susceptible to betraying teammates? asking for my dad


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.67299 del
>>67297
Yes like the thing on your car. I have NO idea why. It sounds like a 1930s comedy sketch, with these three running around and getting chased by the cops. All it needs is them fleeing into hotel and everyone opening and closing doors with Yakety Sax playing


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.67300 del
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The true sixth monument


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.67301 del
>>67300
potential for exact same finish list


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.67302 del
>Malgré la déception de l’UAE Tour, Gérard Bulens souligne le bon début de saison d’Evenepoel : "Il a déjà gagné six courses et il a montré une très belle forme, mais dans des courses de moindre niveau. Je pense que le problème de Remco, c’est quand le rythme s’élève en haute montagne et qu’il faut avoir plusieurs cartouches à son fusil. C’est sa seule faiblesse. Et je ne suis pas devin, mais je pense qu’il sera toujours difficile pour lui de monter au rythme de Pogacar, Vingegaard, Del Toro, Seixas et quelques autres", prévient notre consultant.

>"Est-ce que Remco doit vraiment viser une victoire au Tour de France et attendre que certains ne soient pas là pour la décrocher ? Ou est ce qu’il ne vaut pas mieux avoir une attitude à la Van der Poel, qui ne vise absolument pas une victoire sur le Tour, mais qui prend du plaisir en prenant le maillot jaune, en gagnant des classiques, etc ? Si Remco se tourne vers cela, avec en plus des courses d’une semaine avec beaucoup moins de haute montagne, il a devant lui une carrière extraordinaire", estime Gérard Bulens.

Oh nonono, belgian boomers are given up. Also lmao they put him behind SEIXAS


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.67303 del
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I don't know what to do tonight at the rape machine
Chances are I might go r*nning instead


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.67304 del
>>67303
4 min vo2max


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.67305 del
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>>67304
I have been delaying a vo2max block whole winter


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.67306 del
>>67305
Now it's too late, with spring we enter the z1 block for 6 months


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.67307 del
>>67303
just score some random odd zones for an hour or so


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.67308 del
Laurens Ten Dam, notorious nudist and wanted by America starts a new jobber cx team


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.67309 del
>>67289
>Basically, it’s almost certain that Marc Soler worked with Martí — the question is whether it can also be proven
Same as always. Everyone knows they dope but unless it's a Sudaca or maybe an Italian conti rider nothing is going to happen.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.67310 del
Want to go out riding in Vienna tomorrow. It snowed o' Saturday and they have these little stones everywhere. Are these things as pinchazo prone as they look?


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.67311 del
>>66936
fever


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.67312 del
>>67310
depends because some have sharp edges and some are rounded off, if you run any race tire its risky but any endurance casing tire is probably fine


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in other news it was a glorious evening to ride, almost perfect if I didn't have a car pull out in front of me near the end


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.67314 del
>>67261

Amstel


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.67315 del
>>67310
not really, just annoying if you run thin tires with high pressure. and yeah, say goodbye to the pristine condition of the frame painting.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.67316 del
>>67312
>>67315
Okok, should be fine for my GP5000 then


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.67317 del
>>67316
gp5k is a race tire but a durable enough probably, if you want to open a bet on polymarket I'll purchase


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.67318 del
>>67310
In a city? Are you NUTS? You're as good as dead already


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.67319 del
<'It's a major challenge' – Visma-Lease a Bike need to find €30 million sponsor to keep up with rival super teams
>Visma-Lease a Bike face a race against time to find new title sponsor worth at least €30 million if they hope to continue as a super team in pro cycling and compete against UAE Team Emirates-XRG, Lidl-Trek, Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe, and Decathlon-CMA CGM.
lidlbros and decathlonpurchasers we're superteams


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.67320 del
>>67319
albert heijn needs to step in


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.67321 del
>>67317
Now that I think about it, those tyres have 0 punctures in 3 years (only 5k km though). The roads in Austria really are much better than in south of france


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.67322 del
>>67319
They need ASML to sponsor them. €30 million is pocket change for them.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.67323 del
novo nordisk stock also crashed completely so I guess that team is gone


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.67324 del
>>67323
They had a team?


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.67325 del
>>67323
>Novo Nordisk shares drop 16% after poor trial results for new obesity drug
oh no won't someone think of the overweight


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.67326 del
>>67323
It's their revenue that's important to sponsor a team not the stock price.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.67327 del
>>67326
their revenue is tanking too because everyone under the sun is now making their own ozempic variant


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.67328 del
>Better late than never: Dylan Groenewegen finally takes third place in the Clásica de Almería... a week after the race. The Unibet Rose Rockets didn't miss their season start. Bas Tietema's cycling team has already achieved six podium finishes this season – including one victory for Dylan Groenewegen in the Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana – and can add a seventh on Tuesday. However, the race in which they achieved that third place was... held last week. On February 15, Groenewegen sprinted to fourth place in the Clásica de Almería. After a chaotic finale and bunch sprint, the Dutch sprinter had to concede to winner Biniam Girmay, Belgian Milan Fretin, and Italian Matteo Moschetti. These three men were subsequently allowed onto the podium. However, the Dutch cycling team – which races under a French license – had questions about the stage results. "Can someone please share the finish photo? I'm asking on behalf of a friend," the team wrote with a wink on its social media channels. On Tuesday – a good week later – the team made a striking announcement: "After re-examining the finish photo of the Clásica de Almería, we received the news that Dylan had actually finished 3rd instead of 4th, meaning a strong sprint still secured a podium finish!" The Dutchman wasn't able to effectively celebrate his third-place finish on the podium, but his team certainly had a good laugh. "Hey, Pinarello Q36.5, you haven't thrown those flowers away yet, have you?" they joked to Moschetti's team.
Unibetbros we are BACK


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.67329 del
Also how often does this happen. I remember a very suspicious photo finish with W*ut and Pidcock


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.67330 del
>>67327
The last quarter of 2025 was literally their highest grossing quarter of all time. Stock prices changes a lot because of tests and permits of new drugs of their own and their competitors. They still make a lot of money and can easily sponsor a tiny team of diabeetus frauds.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.67331 del
>>67330
we'll see, their patent expires now in multiple nations
now they'll have to go up against the generics


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>>67290
Volta legends


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.67333 del
>Rumors about climbing on the 2028 World Championship course in Abu Dhabi can be dismissed: "It will be a sprinters' World Championship."


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.67334 del
>>67333
I came late to the sport so my first WC was 2018 but a 300km flat races with teams with 10 domestique sounds like a fucking nightmare. Unless there is wind of course


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.67335 del
>>67334
doha was kinda based


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.67336 del
>>67334
first WC I watched was Glasgow kek I only know kino races


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.67337 del
>they didn't watch Benoni Beheyt kwab Van Looy live


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.67338 del
>>67337
>1963
my grand parents weren't even born then


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.67339 del
>>67338
You are 4?


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.67340 del
>>67338
autismbert was 18 then


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.67341 del
>>67340
No I was 18 when BINDA scored his third title. A magnificent day


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.67342 del
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>>67339
no
how would you even deduce that


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.67343 del
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fourtyone stages of the giro
he's even won milano - modena you can't even win that these days


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.67344 del
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>>67343
Only prestigious winner that race


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.67345 del
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took a nap instead


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.67346 del
>>67345
oscar egg wouldn't have napped


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.67347 del
>>67317
If GP5K are a race tires, which I don't doubt, what would be the better idea (road tires) to use all year long? Especially in belgian-esque conditions. Clinchers.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.67348 del
>>67347
Not an expert on tires since I haven't used many different ones. I will be getting the conti Grand Prix TR that they released last year next, it's a lot thicker than the 5k and has excellent wet grip so that sounds durable and long lasting. I'm currently using gp 5k S TR on the road bike and those are terrible, they flat a lot so only get them if you ride good roads and only ride them tubeless.
One guy I know who rode outside most of this winter has pirelli p zero 4S and he hasn't flatted, I just rode my specialized pathfinder which are probably bulletproof against anything onroad but of course a lot slower than road tires. Since it was cold I not once felt the desire to go any faster


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.67349 del
>>67347
I have the michelin endurance at home honestly they work well on shitty road. Slower than the GP5k for sure, but that's life


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.67350 del
I just ride gp5k and fix my flats. Puts hair on your chest.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.67351 del
>>67350
same, haven't swapped in ages


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>>67345
>making excuses edition
careful you don't fall too far behind some of are berts who are regularly skoring dozens of eggs


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.67353 del
>>67350
thing is flatting in rain and cold is a terrible terrible experience


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.67354 del
>>67353
so is riding in the rain and cold already THOUGH


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.67355 del
>>67352
Big workout tomorrow, allah willing, BIG ride friday
>>67348
>>67349
I only pinchazo like once a year in me 5k (clincher) but i rarely ride gravel (for good reason). The roads here are so-so.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.67356 del
>>67354
well yes but that doesn't lessen the suckage but rather adds a multiplier on top


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.67357 del
>>67353
bertacek doesn't ride in the rain anyway so this factor is not needed for the calculations


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.67358 del
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Back to back BIG rides might be on the menu

>>67357
I do, but not on purpose


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Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.67360 del
>>67359
Scale fucky, why is 40 not twice as long as 20


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.67361 del
>>67359
Sambo? That sounds racist


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.67362 del
>>67360
Standardizing the values, probably having them raw made the plot bad to read.
The number shown is still true but the lines are standardized.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.67363 del
>>67361
Sambo jambo and only ruskies do it, inflates their bad guy values even more.


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.67364 del
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>>67308
>India


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.67365 del
>>67364
ehh, here
>>67359


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.67367 del
>>67359
>Equestrian
guess the horse is an athlete after all


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.67368 del
someone post the athlete running down the road and then chute comicaleing during that femmes race a while back


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.67369 del
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>>67368
>athlete
I got you


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.67370 del
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>adjooosting


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.67371 del
>>67369
now this is some athlete kino


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.67372 del
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>Grug 34
>Pogacar 34
>Aert 28
>Memco 28
>Toro 26
>Seixas 24
>Brennan 24
>Magnier 24
>Scaroni 22
...
>Roglic 20
>Vingegaard 20
...
>Jeanniere 20
>Groenewagen 20
>Velasco 20
>Uijtebroeks 18
>Barrenetxea 16
>Kubis 16


Bert 02/24/2026 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.67373 del
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>16 Kubis


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.67374 del
>>67372
it stops at 16 now? it just to go all the way down to 4 (4) goomblecoins, seems veloflation is very real


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.67375 del
>>67374
It do go down


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.67376 del
>>67372
If Jeannière is actually 20 I am going NUTS


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.67377 del
Wait this is real isn't it... And every old asshole who hasn't done shit in 5 years is still the same price too!!? Trentin and Bettiol are also 20. Is this motherfucker fucking insane?? FUCK


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.67378 del
Jasper Stuyven 22. There are only 14 runners who are more expensive. Meanwhile Jasper Stuyven has been 104th 94th 107th and 159th in the UCI ranking the last 4 years. I am LOSING it


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.67379 del
>>67378
blame mads kwakersen for getting collected
although one wonders how much the young VATCHEQUE costs in comparison to the husk of jappe stuyveke


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.67380 del
>>67377
>ynr Bettiol already raced 11 days in this season
His best result? 25th on the slopes of Bir Jaydah Mountain Wirkah.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.67381 del
Well some prices are not _that_ bad.
Scaroni 22, Benny Hill 22, Abrahamsen 20, Gregoire 18, Voklan 18, Lapeira 16, Godon 16, Fred Wright 14 and so on. But some are baffling, like why did Mike Teunissen jump from 16 to 18 over the course of one year of doing fuck all? Why is Sakarias Koller Löland 14?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.67382 del
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Yeah, I don't think this will end in a sprint


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.67383 del
>>67382
It always looks good till the last 5km where suddenly 40 riders appear from the background


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.67384 del
>>67383
The parcours is actually harder this year !!!!


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.67385 del
>>67372
Seethe of missing good riders fuels him
Like albert philipsen js suddenly 18 points


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.67386 del
>>67385
Leo bisiaux is 8pts for some reason


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.67387 del
vacek for 14, timtom for 10
that's FAIR


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.67388 del
>>67387
Vacek will be a steal if Mads stay’s out


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.67389 del
really not feeling BRENNAN for omloop


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.67390 del
MATHIEU CONFIRMS ATTENDANCE TO OMLOOP HET NIEUWSBLAD EMERGENCY INJECTION OF FEVER


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.67391 del
>>67390
what do you mean grug omloops? I just crafted a team for 15 minutes and now the entire race dynamic changes


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.67392 del
>>67390
The curse will get him


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.67393 del
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Giro of Sardinia is BACK


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.67394 del
I just found out yesterday as I was checking out what my Jean-Michel is up to. Yung BASSO is also on the Bahrain squad.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.67395 del
🇫🇷 CHRISTOPHE LAPORTE ALREADY BACK ON TRACK 🩹

🚴‍♂️The Frenchman will be WELL PRESENT at the Omloop Het Nieuwsblad 🇧🇪 on Saturday and Kuurne-Bruxelles-Kuurne 🇧🇪 on Sunday despite his withdrawal from the Tour of the Algarve 🇵🇹 following a crash.

⚔️ WARRIOR ⚔️

laporte fully armed and ready


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.67396 del
>>67395
🤦‍♂️ JV social media got me like 🤦‍♂️


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.67397 del
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>>67390


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.67398 del
>>67390
>>67392
IT'S OVER

Pogichud wins 5 monuments this year unless the match spending in Strade is beyond anything we've ever seen.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.67399 del
Where will Matje place his attack?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.67400 del
>>67399
Small group after the muur, nuclear after the bosberg and rides with T. Wells to the line


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.67401 del
>those superclassico prices
Not much for error margin eh.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.67402 del
>>67401
It's ridiculous. No room anymore for some gambling or experimentation. LAME


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.67403 del
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Easy


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.67404 del
Back from my ride btw, no pinchazo and perfect sun. We're BACK


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.67405 del
>>67404
how many tojás did you score my bert


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.67406 del
>>67405
No garmin, just a 2h ride


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.67407 del
Prodhomme is 6 btw. One of the most sulphurous runners in 2025. Does he even watch cycling?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.67408 del
>>67407
Lots of steal among squeakers


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.67409 del
>>67408
Tesson also 6. The same price as Arashiro and Cesare Cheesini. Ok sure whatever


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.67410 del
>>66942
>columbian schnitzel
lol


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.67411 del
>>67407
His prices are obviously heavily based on previous performance in suoerclassico
Prodoped was only good in stuff without goombles


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.67412 del
Bought 4 more spare tubes
My body is summer ready


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.67413 del
I've not been recovering well at all lately
might need to set an appointment to have a lactate test during one of me training rides


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.67414 del
>24 (twenty four) degrees in Pau


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.67415 del
>>67413
What does your coach say


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.67416 del
>>67415
I'm waiting for them to post some constructive feedback


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.67417 del
>woke up with some fever
damn you omloop


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.67418 del
>>67413
What information do you hope to get from a lactate test?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.67419 del
Also, I might paypig a new frame. My Look was riddled with its bad ovalized BB, so I sold it away during the winter. I came across a very nice Trek Emonda SLR which is an even lighter rim brake frame. I have no rational reason for buying it but it looks great and I can build it to 6-6.5kg easily and then use it for nice summer rides. I'll either use my Campag SR groupset for it or then sell it and buy a used Dura Ace R9100 instead.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.67420 del
>>67418
mostly just a backpack full of gas caps and nothing illegel
seriously though some dopage would probably help a lot


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.67421 del
>>67419
But do you need a lightweight bike in rural finlandia, where nearest balkon is 1500 km away?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.67422 del
>>67420
Heh I was not up to date on that Soler case. Take your bicarb, instant dopage provided your stomach can handle it


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.67423 del
>>67421
No I don't need it but a lightweight bike feels very nice, the acceleration is different. My look was also a nice lightweight bike, probably much slower than an aero bike but it looked good, felt good, was good on long rides.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.67424 del
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>>67423
Well, you are lightweight after all
I probably wouldn't go under 8 kg meself just not to stress the carbon with my big and strong bones


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.67425 del
swigging a litre of cherry juice and bicarbonate of soda today then. it's for my benen


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.67426 del
>>67424
I've never had problems with carbon save for one lightweight seatpost cracking a bit, and I think that was on me not torquing it up properly haha.
Imagine being 50kg, you could build up those XS frames to something like 5kg and not have to worry for your life.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.67427 del
>>67419
hell yeah rim brakes


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.67428 del
Eh, had a good, balanced team with no scrubs until that dastardly Grug came around.
Even if Laporte is iffy, iffy if he even ends up being pissma's main guy.
Now what.
FUCK.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.67429 del
We live in Sardinia

TRIGGER WARNING: Jose Beam


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.67430 del
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Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.67431 del
ZANA goes solo, chasing the hapless Testa de la Corsa


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.67432 del
>>67403
>rolling the ineos roulette
Bert already with some daring plays


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.67433 del
>>67429
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iRynzpuvTwk [Embed]
Zana on the move


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.67434 del
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>>67433
>italian local feed is back


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.67435 del
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>>67433
>>67434


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.67436 del
>>67428
It's easier now, just pick the guys you think are able to follow grug on the muur and form a G2


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.67437 del
so where exactly is this Om that they're going to loop around?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.67438 del
>>67437
coming sunday Kuurne actually has a local omloop


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.67439 del
Good afternoon berts, I love Italy


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.67440 del
>>67436
Yes, that's what I did. Still not sure which ones are the right ones.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.67441 del
Saxo bank is back to sponsor beat cycling of all teams


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.67442 del
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>>67440
Nobody cares about this race. It will be slurp and sprint


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.67443 del
>>67442
it wont be a sprint with grug there and the wind direction making it harder


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.67444 del
Oilpill me about tour de AlUla.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.67445 del
>Autismbert on the psyop already
The real race really begins now


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Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.67447 del
>>67444
its a stage race in saudi arabia sponsored by AlUla
it's quite oily


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.67448 del
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>>67442
>>67445


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.67449 del
>>67447
nobody tell him about the big glass cube


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.67450 del
consider this: Colin STÜSSI


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.67451 del
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>>67442
(I still have tree of these)


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.67452 del
>>67450
considering that he won the last interesting volta


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.67453 del
>>67445
Will be lovely when he psyops himself into making a shitty team


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.67454 del
>>67447
Sandy.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.67455 del
I have seen footage of grug training all out attacks. You know what that means, it is ON


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.67456 del
what's exactly the point for Quick Step racing against conti shitters and development teams here?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.67457 del
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Time for a ride
I have mounted the lezyne pump for the first time - it requires a peculiar mount on its own. Hopefully it wont squak.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.67458 del
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>born 2006
feeling old yet?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.67459 del
>>67456
Win farming


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.67460 del
>>67445
i am ketonebert not autismbert


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.67461 del
>>67458
yes but not because of that kid, only from not quaffing sufficient levels of baking soda water


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.67462 del
We need to talk about the zoomer love for the mustache. Every dude I see here on their bike has one


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.67463 del
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>>67452
Nah, the one Nych won the year after was top kino too. Last year sucked though


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.67464 del
um, you can't just go into maintenance mode during final km.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.67465 del
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>>67304
allergy dopage starting to take its toll on poor bert
tried the rampa diabolica and it is not possible, at the very end i was scoring 500 watts at what felt sub 50 rpm and it was getting steeper and steeper ...


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.67466 del
>>67465
why didn't you try to pedal harder? it's that easy.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.67467 del
>>67466
My bike cannot survive watts over 500


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.67468 del
>>67465
what happened then, did you have to do the walk of shame?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.67469 del
>>67468
of coursh


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.67470 del
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I missed the fact that Pierre Baguette Cycling Team has folded


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.67471 del
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>>67465
based self challenger


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.67472 del
>>67470
2agan earning his money by appearing in zwift ads should have given you the hint


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.67473 del
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>>67471
will run it up next time i go for a jog
might need to disable the "stop watch when under 4 kph" feature though


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.67474 del
>Florian Vermeersch: “I hear from a lot of Visma riders that they started training differently.”
>The Belgian rider of UAE Team Emirates XRG explained that Visma is leaning towards sustained Zone 2 work rather than a strictly polarised split (80% easy 20% hard).
>“But it is not just Visma. No team trains in zone 1 during a winter training camp in Calpe. You see all of them pushing on in Zone 2 or even Zone 3. The difference is that we also train focused at home in Zone 2, but I’m not saying that Zone 2 training is a miracle cure. Our biggest advantage is that we have the best riders in the world.”
>“These days, the defining efforts in today’s biggest races increasingly come after hours of sustained pressure, rather than from short, isolated bursts of peak power.”


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.67475 del
>>67474
The bald fraud really convinced everybody for 2 years to do useless hours


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.67476 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA [Embed]


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.67477 del
>>67465
why don't you shift down, how steep is this thing
I thought with your gearing you could do 20%


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.67478 del
>>67474
reminder that when zonelet chuds say zone tw* they really mean zomemaxxed zone tree
odd gods can't stop winning


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.67479 del
>>67476
it was awkwardly cool here only like 5°, that giga humidity and fog doing evil work


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.67480 del
>>67479
I hope the heatwave moves to you brother
blue skies, 18°C it feels like I'm released from hell


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.67481 del
>>67477
20% i can do, this seems to be 25%+ at times


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.67482 del
>>67480
friday supposedly
apparently it was going to be 12° today and sun but that didn't happen


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.67483 del
Powless more like kneeless
hah


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.67484 del
>>67483
again? he's come out of the winter with knee pain for like 3 years


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.67485 del
>>67484
IKTFB


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.67486 del
>>67482
we are ALL gonna make it


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.67487 del
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>>67486
yes it is inevitable


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.67488 del
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Omloop het Volk OFFICIAL /bet/

>van der Poel 1.83
>Magnier 13
>Pidcvck 13
>Brenna 15
>Aert 15
>Wellens 19
>La Porte 19
>Philipsen 21
>De Lie 26
>Girmay 34
>Waerenskjold 34
>Vacek 34
>Abrahamsen 34
>Turner 51
>Philipsen 51
>Kubis 51
>Baarle 51
>Andresen 67
...
>Stuyven 101


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.67489 del
>>67488
pidcock at 13? I can't even think of a scenario where he wins tsk


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.67490 del
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>>67488
jup, a clean list


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.67491 del
>>67489
Goes with grug
grug chutes


jokes aside he could also take advantage of everyone looking at VDP just like they do with pogi and go away.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.67492 del
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anglo odds put pidkek and brennan way higher than they deserve. we've seen brennan getting kwabbed by Lund.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.67494 del
>>67493
native norges claim that this is merely a psyop and that he will stay with wintersports


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.67495 del
>>67494
Grug manages to balance wintersport with some modicum of ciclismo so there is a precedent


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.67496 del
>>67493
we had all the same rumors about ice grug 4 years ago and then blumenfelt winning the tour.


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.67497 del
phwooar might be more cost effective to p*rchase an entire cherry orchard and press me own juices than to regularly buy this stuff
still, good recovery is priceless I suppose


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.67498 del
what makes people think this PHILIPSEN guy can now suddenly do well here?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.67499 del
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>>67498
He was really good that one year...


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.67500 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ABIP9GE4Bm4 [Embed]

We finally find out who this @UncleCycling guy is...

He's not as schizo as I had once thought..

But he's a little.... different


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.67501 del
>>67498
He randomly decides to go ham during classics and somehow end up in the tete during some hyper-attritional hardman horror fest.

He of course almost never wins these races, but does this often enough to tantalize the goombler.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.67502 del
>>67493
>>67494
It's a marketing coup and it works since people are talking about it.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.67503 del
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Wout's best friend got cagied


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.67504 del
>>67503
>Heemed by some xanax'd mom peeling off her driveway without looking
Many such cases


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.67505 del
>>67503
He’s going to milk this for months fuck me


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.67506 del
>>67503
>>67504
MANY such cases (berts almost among them)


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.67507 del
Note that it happened during ramadan


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.67508 del
>>67507
noted
but ramadan is such a scam when you think about it, they eat a BIG breakfast and then one or two BIG dinners so really they are just skipping lunch and snacks, kwabs the lot of them what are they even complaining about.
It shouldn't be that big of a deal but I guess a lot of them don't get up early enough for the BIG breakfast I mean we know what they are like hehehe


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.67509 del
>>67508
I think the worst part is that they stuff themselves with the shittiest food just before sleeping.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.67510 del
>>67508
The big part imo is not drinking during the day, isn't that a part of it? And not having sexo during the day as well


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.67511 del
>>67509
a lot of them fatten up during the 'dan
>>67510
yeah and also no smoking but you don't see them complain about seeing water bottles and cigarettes or hardcore pornography, ain't nobody catering to their struggle in that regard


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Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.67513 del
>>67512
Wout bros...


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.67514 del
>>67512
>gamble on grug not breaking away and it coming down to a field sprint and maybe leading out jappe so he scores 0
>gamble on a small break of grug and pidders and maybe others making it
proper velogoomble for once


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.67515 del
>>67514
What is axeltard even betting one, brennan following pidcock and grug?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.67516 del
>>67515
I guess? How likely is all that


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.67517 del
>Et pendant ce temps, on a vu fleurir cet automne une proposition de faire payer certaines zones au public sur le Tour de France…
>C.P. : Je ris, mais en fait ça m'effraie. C'est voir le cyclisme par le petit bout de la lorgnette. Savez-vous la première raison pour laquelle les élus veulent une étape du Tour de France, de Paris à Nice ou du Tour Auvergne Rhône-Alpes ? C'est parce que c'est gratuit. Et les gens du monde du cyclisme, dans le petit monde du cyclisme voudraient que ça se passe comme dans le foot, dans le rugby… Mais nous, nous ne sommes nulle part chez nous. On n'a pas notre stade, on n'a pas notre patinoire, on n'a pas notre parquet de basket, on n'a pas notre piscine. On est sur la route qui ne nous appartient pas et ne nous appartiendra jamais. Le Tour de France de mes rêves, c'est le Tour de France qui passe devant chez moi. Pour moi, ce serait une hérésie, une hérésie, de faire payer les gens.
New prudhomme interview https://www.eurosport.fr/cyclisme/tour-de-france/2026/christian-prudhomme-si-seixas-ne-vient-pas-sur-le-tour-2026-je-ne-lui-en-voudrai-pas_sto23274477
Nothing surprising but it always make me happy when he shits on Plugge


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.67518 del
>UCI to fight SRAM legal battle with funds from SRAM-sponsored teams, as SafeR budget used for gear limit case
>The UCI is set to use funds from the SafeR safety project to fight a legal battle against SRAM, creating an extraordinary scenario in which some teams will effectively be funding litigation against their own sponsor.
squeaker_very_silly.jpg


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.67520 del
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Downloaded my Monday's schnitzel, the photo came out pretty nice so I will post it, pls no bully my kotlet size, it's quality was impeccable.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.67521 del
>>67520
did you plan to make such an artsy picture that could be straight out of a Schnitzel ad?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.67522 del
>>67521
I have planned to catch the bike too, if anything I was trying to conceal my phone from the whole bar that is behind me, to not be seen as a retard that makes photos of food.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.67523 del
>>67520
Kotlet always makes me laff.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.67524 del
>>67520
Well that's a nice schnitzel alright. Potatoes with some cream sauce?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.67525 del
The word I mean.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.67526 del
Why do I have a kot-blini pic with qrcode on it?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.67527 del
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>mfw endchan gets hacked thanks to a kot with qr code


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.67528 del
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All right, I purged that shit. Sorry Bert, it's all good now.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.67529 del
>>67528
>>67520
yummy yummy


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.67530 del
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>>67528
ok but palacinky should be wrapped, covered in sugar with strawberry marmelade in it


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.67531 del
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>>67530
Depends on the blini.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.67532 del
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Some blinis aren't edible at all.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.67533 del
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But if we talking strictly about palacsinta it can be made in wide variety.
Can be filled with various jams, such as strawberry as noted above, but apricot is popular and any other fruits really. Can be made with rum-walnut or cocoa filling.
One of my fav is meat filled with savory sauce and sour cream.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.67534 del
>>67530
For me it's lätyt with sugar and fresh lemon juice


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.67535 del
>>67534
Sounds good too.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.67536 del
>>67533
I thought that Palatschinken was Czech


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.67537 del
>>67536
It's original Hungarian invention inherited from the Roman Empire.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.67538 del
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>>67535
Also I just ate an hour ago but now looking at those pictures I am drooling, fuck.
Anyway, ciclismo related, scored some very easy eggs this morning. Proper egg harvesting tomorrow so nice to open up the legs a bit today


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.67539 del
Hehe I totally missed some Italian guy dropping out of biathlon and immediately had to have heart surgery. Very clean Olympics indeed


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.67540 del
>>67539
at least the dopage is finally taking its toll on someone


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.67541 del
>>67524
On the menu it said "bayerischer kartoffelsalat" (not in German) but it was with some creamy, sour sauce.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.67542 del
Wout is out, ADJUST


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.67543 del
>>67542
>nobody has to adjust


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.67544 del
>>67542
That changes *something* but still not falling for the Brennoid psyop.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.67545 del
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>>67542
>DNS VAN AERT
does the kwabktrain ever stop?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.67546 del
Grug will want to win omloop since he will want to have won every cobble classic at least once
I'm going almost all in on the break


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.67547 del
>>67542
*does nothing*


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.67548 del
Might want to pick Van Baarle, he is obviously in crazy good form and a stal at 16p


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.67549 del
>>67548
but I'm already 22 points over the limit!


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.67550 del
>>67549
Heh, then you might want to change your Pidcock to Van Sintmaartensdijk


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.67551 del
het laaste omloop nieuwsblad: DNS Wout


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.67552 del
>>67550
I indeed have fucking sintmaartensdijk kek


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.67553 del
>season not even started
>wout already being a KWAB

We're off to the race


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.67554 del
>>67552
Heh same here, along with the 4p Alpecin shitter who is of course mandatory


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.67555 del
>>67554
I imagine pretty much everyone's team is like 2 big hitters, 2 mid guys and 2 assist jester


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.67556 del
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I will now boycott your race


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.67557 del
>>67555
3 big guys 3 shitters has ALWAYS been the way to go


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.67558 del
>>67554
in this house belmans is a HERO


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.67559 del
>>67542
Lol


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.67560 del
>>67556
alright listen up ladies if we go any shorter we will miss pogs attack


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.67561 del
>>67555
Yeah probably so. I occasionally do 3 hitters but it's hard to see who in this field is really a "hitter" compared to Grug.

In other unrelated news I ordered the Trek Emonda SLR rim brake frame, was just too good a deal to pass. And I have also bought a lightly used Dura Ace 11s groupset. Let's see if I have the time to build up this beauty before I leave to Mallorca for the cycling holiday, the frame probably arrives here in three weeks so it's gonna be close.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.67562 del
>>67556
What is this motherfucking nonsense anyway, every race from Rwanda to Singapore is being shown live but Strade Bianche can only be aired for the last 50 km like they did in 1955


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.67563 del
>>67561
I have no idea why the trek framesets are so cheap, diverted their ordered frames all to Europe to evade tariffs or what?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.67564 del
Ah W*ut is "sick". Strangely this seems to happen a lot when Mathieu suddenly enters a race


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.67565 del
>>67556
yikes


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.67566 del
>>67563
I think Trek is in big financial trouble so could explain it. Either way, the one I bought is lightly used from Buycycle. 900e for one of the world's lightest rim brake framesets, didn't have to think twice this time. The only downside is the BB90 standard so I can't use Sram cranks, I was going to do Sram cranks + Shimano chainrings but alas, have to go the Chinesium route to get lightweight cranks.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.67567 del
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>>67566
Should have bought this since you're rich anyway


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.67568 del
>>67561
did you buy mechanical dura ace? I was looking for that for a while when I built up my road bike but I couldn't find one for weeks


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.67569 del
>>67556
but pogatcher will be soloing for tree hours so what's the point, just showing replays of the attaque?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.67570 del
>>67569
by my calculations he will be just about to attack when the broadcast starts


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.67571 del
>>67568
Yeah mechanical dura ace, R9100. I couldn't find a full set either, but I bought an FD from one person, brakes + shifters/levers from one person, cassette, chainrings and two chains new, and I have messaged a guy about a rear derailleur. For the crank, I'm using Cybrei + their own spider paired with DA chainrings.
>>67567
Unfortunately Time don't make the frameset in big boy sizes, and it's not as light as the Trek or a Focus Izalco Max or a Supersix Evo Hi-Mod.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.67572 del
>>67570
Yeah it's basically the sante maria sector. Honestly we might start seeing race directors begging him to wait


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.67573 del
>>67571
Ah shame


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.67574 del
PRODHOMME is back this weekend berts, are you ready for some SULFUR?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.67575 del
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fever…


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.67576 del
>>67575
Bruh that isn't even in the omloop


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.67577 del
>>67572
really hoping he attacks earlier, fuck italioids


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.67578 del
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kino loading...


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.67579 del
>>67575
sovl
>>67578
sovlless


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.67580 del
>>67577
fuck 'em
t. roger


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.67581 del
>>67570
Wasn’t that the case already past two years


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.67582 del
>>67581
Yeah but they removed like 20km from the middle of the race


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.67583 del
>>67520
sovl
>>67530
sovlless


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.67584 del
>>67530
Reposting this absolute CLASSIC of french cuisine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YbxWMDdVSPY [Embed]


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.67585 del
Strange sprint, Donati bossed it


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Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.67587 del
/grande/ bros...are we back?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.67588 del
>another second place for kwabstep
don patje won't be happy about this. would have expected better results from the other world tour team, but maybe they are going for the GC as this is the only real way to get at least some UCI points at a 2.1 jobber tour.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.67589 del
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Grug collecting tips from Greg


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.67590 del
>>67589
>don't win it grug it cost me my rvv


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.67591 del
>Marie le net lower back pain
I wonder how this happened


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.67592 del
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LMAO


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.67593 del
>>67592
I like how they put this scam with a photo of a guy who scammed them out of a lot of money too


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.67594 del
>>67592
what can an LLM possibly give them, aren't they the data it feeds on


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.67595 del
>>67594
Nothing it's just french money getting funneled into wout medical expenses


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.67596 del
>>67595
And by medical expenses I mean DOPING.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.67597 del
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Is the top of you're lezyne pump also wringling a little bit? To be honest during the ride it's not happening much unless you ride on belgesque roads


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.67598 del
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I am BACK from vacation, I will NOT read the threads I missed, but I DO want to see the live reactions to >Remco


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.67599 del
>>67597
I don't know I put it in my back pocket


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.67600 del
>>67597
no


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.67601 del
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easy exercise for today


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.67602 del
>>67601
I don't think I can hold it for 2 minutes


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.67603 del
>>67600
you are doing something wrong
>>67599
it's gonna penetrate you're back when you chute


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.67604 del
>>67603
if there is any sound louder than ragged breathing coming from the bike when you ride it, lower you're tone when addressing me


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.67605 del
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miss this lil guy like you wouldn't believe


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.67606 del
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For future use


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.67607 del
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>>67134
I missed five races because I was hiking through the Southern Alps.... it's finished


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.67608 del
>>67606
Jonas has a phone? Why didn't he answer it when the dopge controleurs were at his door and the doorbell didn't work


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.67609 del
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>>67604
I thought the only sound you hear is the sound of seething cagies getting ready to roll coal on you


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.67610 del
I wonder what bertacek sounds like while riding, cranks rattling, pedals squeaking
even his pump is disintegrating
must sound like a tank approaching


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.67611 del
>>67606
Why is he ignoring the calls?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.67612 del
>>67610
on certain notorious parcours all that can be heard is skinwalker hoofbeats


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.67613 del
>>67610
>pat and mat tune starts sounding, closer and closer


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.67614 del
>>67607
Worth it mesees.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.67615 del
>>67612
that's just him getting off the bike on a 10% gradient


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.67616 del
>>67601
easy if you STAND


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.67617 del
weather forecast for Flanders for Saturday. 11°C overcast with slight possibility of rain at the end of the race. Adjust accordingly.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.67618 del
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Nog twee keer slapen


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.67619 del
>>67618
rtbf wrote something about the warmest day in February ever in Belgie, but they still wear long sleeves


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.67620 del
>>67618
why the fuck is allah here, he's not riding any of these races


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.67621 del
https://youtube.com/shorts/_w7Had1Vdz0?si=Y0Y586Tf7VclwytU dopo watt overlay on the jebel


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.67622 del
somebert give me a QRD on tapenade
how will eating it in large quantities affect my watts?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.67623 del
>>67622
weightmaxxing is corelated with higher watts


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.67624 del
>>67622
Combination of big bracket with big carboloading is the secret to big watts


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.67625 del
>>67622
idk what it is
probably a 7% decrease


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.67626 del
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>>67622
Nothing will happen, don't do it.
Tapenader and salmon? Or salami? Maybe some light cheese, tomatoes on top?
Horrid. I also do not have two jars in me pantry at all time, this is slander.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.67627 del
Stuyven also DNS. Mathieu makes all the shitters and fraudeurs sick


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.67628 del
>>67620
He basically lives in Ronse.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.67629 del
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>>67620
dabbing on the haters


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.67630 del
>Taco mit Hoorn getting MEDS right now at Herentals
adjusting (If he comes back)


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.67631 del
>>67628
Is he saving taxes like grug by living in Belgium?


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.67632 del
My boy's Njal's rape machine is squeaking like I never heard before (I have heard it before)


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.67633 del
>>67632
that clicking and creaking jesus christ


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.67634 del
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Brain stopped working towards the end and I thought for sure being on interval 18 meant I only had to do 2 more. Felt like a right tit when I realised.


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.67635 del
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>>67634


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.67636 del
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>>67634


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.67637 del
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>>67634


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.67638 del
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Dumped data to the db, Elon's artificial stupidity is pretty swell and cheap to use comparing to the flagships, don't need it to handle complex pipelines, but it called me a dunce basically (I knew a lot of stuff will be inconsistent and against good practices but this is a full roast).


Bert 02/26/2026 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.67639 del
>>67634
this is how I imagine pro riders have to race.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.67641 del
Omloop secret picks:
Sander DE PESTEL 6 (offical pick of MVDF)
Pietro MATTIO 4 (official Wout replacement!)
Johann JACOBS 8 (guaranteed breakaway points)
Julius "Bert" JOHANSEN 8
Frederik FRISON 6 (never suffered from inflation)


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.67642 del
>>67641
FRISON heh I 'member that runner


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.67643 del
>>67642
Didn't he get his balls eaten by a dog?
Remember picking him once and I think bertman told me that.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.67644 del
>>67631
his “real” home is in Andorra to so he’s tax avoiding maxxing


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.67645 del
>>67643
think so yeah what a shame


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.67646 del
Wellens + Vacek or Abrahamsen + Van Baarle?


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.67647 del
>>67646
who is supposed to be the quickstep leader at omloop now that they are a classics/sprints team again


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.67648 del
Wellens say’s he’s in peak form and tomorrow is still February


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.67649 del
>>67646
>>67648
I want to go wellens but feel like I should get at least 1 sprinter to hedge against the chance of mass sprint


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.67650 del
>>67646
Abrahamsen has never been good in classics with good startlist


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.67651 del
>>67646
Abrahamsen has ridden outside like 3 days over the last 4 months


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.67652 del
I wanted to pick turner
But then in remembered the only times he was good is in stage races.
Never really seen him doing that good on cobbled classics, maybe in the Ardennes he’d be better.
But why do the bookmaker give him at 41 and Watson a 201 is weird to me


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.67653 del
>>67652
bookie odds are not to be trusted at all outside of the top 3/5 maybe


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.67654 del
>>>67652
He was good.in 2022, then started 2023 really well till he got collected in the ompoop


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.67655 del
>>67652
He is a decent oversized diesel, Watson is not small either but he is more explosive as seen on prologues.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.67656 del
>>67655
This "diesel" beat Philipsen in the Vuelta last year Bert


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.67657 del
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>>67656
I was going to add "with a great sprint considering how far over the mountains can he go" but it was overtalking it.
Short comms and no multi-threading is essential with normies Bert, otherwise they will just do a frogface at you.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.67658 del
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And I am not calling anyone a normie here, maybe besides fedbert, this is just practicing how do you come off and adjoosting.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.67659 del
24 hours until omloop


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.67660 del
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The lovely friday weather was a scam


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.67661 del
>>67660
but its sunny and warm for real*

*once the FOG melts lol


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.67662 del
>>67660
For you.
It's lovely here.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.67663 del
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Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.67664 del
>Michele Scarponi's Parrot Franky has died in a fire
F


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.67665 del
>>67664
F


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.67666 del
rainy day in rwanda


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.67667 del
Alright berts, time to ride it's lovely out there.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.67668 del
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>>67667
Fog is disappearing


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.67669 del
>>67667
Some of us have a job unfortunately


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.67670 del
>>67667
Eventually this will happen


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.67671 del
>>67669
I thought we were all rentiers


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.67672 del
>Jose Been bemoaning that the riders are so young, they don't even have fully developed brains
She certainly knows a thing or two about being brainless


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.67673 del
>>67634
Dios mio


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.67674 del
>tfw no daily bananapost from big SEPP el Sureño


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.67675 del
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Lovely indeed


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.67676 del
>>67675
Nice climb, nice weather


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.67677 del
Grande DUSAN


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.67678 del
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Good news, Central Park bros


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.67679 del
>>67678
>cyclists allowed to use public space
really scraping the barrel here


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.67680 del
>Matteo Vanden Wijngaert


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.67681 del
>>67675
indian summer never ended


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.67682 del
I have picked arnaud de lie for my team, if we die we die


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.67683 del
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>>67682


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.67684 del
>Van der Poel hesitated for a long time about confirming his participation, although he admitted in mid-January, after the Cyclocross World Cup in Benidorm, that the Omloop was on his mind. The decision wasn't made until earlier this week, after a week's holiday and a good build-up following the World Championships in Hulst. "You obviously don't lose your fitness in that short period, but it was still a bit disappointing. To be honest, it's an open race."

he's sandbagging again


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.67685 del
>>67682
he had injury


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.67686 del
>>67685
yeah like wout's knee and remco's cramps


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.67687 del
I have vibecoded a fully functioning PCS rider history scrape in torty minutes, with just a few manual adjoostments, it cost me 50 vibecents out of my 1000 monthly allowance.
It's ogre.
Can't wait to overrely on sql queries and fall off the cliff in goombling performance.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.67688 del
>>67687
Which one are you using?


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.67689 del
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Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.67690 del
>>67689
I don't get this goomble tbh, you're betting on a sprint for 2nd but you're leaving out brennoid, philipsen, magnier for these 2nd rate sprinters


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.67692 del
>>67688
Right now it's GPT-5.3
Claude 4.5 or 4.6 Opus is better but just slurps vibecoins.
Grok is nice but also expensive. The cheaper one is cheap but good only for simple boilerplate.
Tried some local run but 8GB GPU barely runs anything useful (the best is distilled Qwen 2.5 Coder, 7B params)


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.67693 del
>>67690
maybe none of those frauds are his boy


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.67694 del
>>67693
then he should stop pretending to be some velogoomble guru with his scripts


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.67695 del
>>67694
wise words, with general application


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.67696 del
>>67690
I rarely get his goombles.
The only good choice here is to NOT pick Matje and put your eggs into a small group sprint.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.67697 del
Starting off with the hardest goomble of the season, he?


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.67698 del
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>>67675
It was so-so, up here it was azure but down near the rivers it was kinda hazy


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.67699 del
>>67698
all I see is RAIN and it's coming for all of you


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.67700 del
>>67651
think of the raping though


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.67701 del
>>67699
Coming on sunday, had to move my BIG hike to tomorrow, therefore I won't see the Omloop (and won't get the velocurse)


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.67702 del
>>67698
good ride, that


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.67703 del
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Okay this is very weird
Shame the sunset is still well before 18


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.67704 del
>>67698
we are so BACK


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.67705 del
Looking like light rain tomorrow, but a balmy 5°C so I think it's time for me to finally get out again.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.67706 del
>>67703
Yesh, same. Very dry and this range of temps until mid Marzec.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.67707 del
>>67703
not like you have a job, just go ride when the sun is up


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.67708 del
>>67707
please understand that waking up before noon is hard for our friendly giant


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.67709 del
bros
I love riding bicyle


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.67710 del
>>67709
based and truthpilled


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.67711 del
god I can't wait to feel the fever along the course tomorrow


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.67712 del
>>67711
HELL YEAH


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.67713 del
>>67711
did you decide what to put on you're sign ?


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.67714 del
need to pick some runners but I'm so tired


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.67715 del
>>67714
pick grug and de lie, fill up the rest with anyone els


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.67716 del
>>67711
What's the best flemish website for wind prediction? Asking for a friend


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.67717 del
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>>67716
weather will suit the attackers


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.67718 del
>>67717
Thanks friend


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.67719 del
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>>67709
you and me both


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.67720 del
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Treinbert is black?


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.67721 del
>>67720
das rite


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.67722 del
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Omloop official broadcasts
------------------------
BEL - VRT & RTL-TVi
NLD - NOS
FRA - La chaîne L'Equipe
DEN - TV2
UK - TNT Sports 3
USA - FloBikes
CAN - FloBikes
EUR - HBO Max, Discovery+, Eurosport 2
ASIA - HBO Max, Discovery+, Eurosport 2
AFR - SuperSport Variety 4
LATAM - Disney+


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.67723 del
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>>67720
Post hand Bert.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.67724 del
>>67722
Probably the only WT race on l'equipe tv


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.67725 del
>>67689
Lmao pick attackers bert

This guy is always wrong


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.67726 del
>>67687
What model are you using bert
Been using codex and opus for video game dev lately, both are really amazing.

On another note PCS is literally the only reason i switched a a browser fully without ads on mobile (old one only had partial block )
It was UNBERABLE, this shit is FULL of ads and annoying mandatory watches, sometimes you be browsing the rider list and some random booking.com page opens.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.67727 del
>>67720
victimless crime


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.67728 del
>>67726
I don't use firefox on my computer anymore, but on Android it's still the best working for me, as extensions like ublock origin and paywall bypass work flawlessly on it. I bet it uses all the RAM on my phone.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.67729 del
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Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.67730 del
>>67728
>he doesn't just download extra RAM


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.67731 del
>>67726
Codex is great but eats through vibecoins at 8x, GPT 5.3 is not far off (haven't used it enough yet) and only has 2x use rate.
The scrape is not perfect, figuring out all the taga and again the boilerplate is a huge timesaver anyways.

How does it perform in gamedev? What language, how complicated stack? It works incredibly well in pure data engineering.


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.67732 del
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Lol nice picture again. He felt "very strong", yeah sure


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.67733 del
>>67732
>mfw seeing nonstop posts about ompoop and velogambling


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.67734 del
>>67733
Omloop tomorrow


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.67735 del
>>67733
OMLOOP
VELOGAMES


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.67736 del
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>>67734
Is it weird that I love Ompoop so much, I already have Ompoop 2027 fever?


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.67737 del
>>67736
I already have P-R and RVV fever desu


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.67738 del
For me it's Tour de Malopolska


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.67739 del
>>67731
My current project is about refactoring a game from c++ to rust with a different engine ( bevy )

Codex is autistic, you have to really detail your prompt for it to get it right.
But once you precisely wrote what you wanted it to do its fast and usually works.

Opus is much more creative, you can give it fairly vague prompt and it will understand the meaning behind it, its not afraid to improvise when needed.

What i usually do is implant feature with one and then correct the bug with the other.
Surprisingly agents are good at correcting each other's mistake.
I have to try gemini 3.1 too, its included in copilot


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.67740 del
>>67733
Well this board is partly made for veloautist anyways


Bert 02/27/2026 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.67741 del
>>67722
I can't believe how good GCN was, we had it so good


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.67742 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.67744 del
Weather is bas, I'm thinking TILLER for today


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.67745 del
OMLOOP


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.67746 del
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Ardeche is the true race of the day. Good parcours, good startlist and road you won't see 10 times this srping


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.67747 del
>>67746
gtfo nerd


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.67748 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.67749 del
>>67748
Viel spass mein freund


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.67750 del
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I've got a fever doc!


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.67751 del
>>67750
It is the season


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.67752 del
>>67739
I've meant Claude, wrote Codex. Yes, Claude being creative and just going ahead is the differentiating feature.
Same, me, with one going for the easy stuff but if I get stuck and don't feel like going through it it is a call to Claude.
I help Brtek's line go up and use Jetbrains AI Assistant which has Claude Agent, Codex, their native Junie (not bad at all) and like thirty different models.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.67753 del
>brtek went into the bohemian alps to just run into the most polaks he has ever seen on the first warm weekend in the polish karkonosze


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.67754 del
>Juliette Berthet (née Labous)
she's a bert now


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.67755 del
>>67747
It's a good race friend


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.67756 del
>>67755
am just being an asshole it probably is fun but it always coincides with Omloop I usually see the last km of the race.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.67757 del
Don't get yourself nuked Tehran.
>they're launching at everyone, including Riyadh


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.67758 del
>>67757
luckily tour UAE already happened


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.67759 del
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No trainer at inlaws so gym bike it is. Almost 2h up, damn this sucks


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.67760 del
I really hate it when they call Shitcock olympic champion


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.67761 del
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100% goomble


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.67762 del
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Not today VERCOUILLIEbros


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.67763 del
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Having a Belgian gf is paying BIG dividends


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.67764 del
>>67761
Really deliberated Sheehan so that I save 4 bucks out of Watson but since there are no certain picks below 16 I didn't.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.67765 del
>>67762
Crash by 2 riders in group 1
de Jong Timo (Team Picnic PostNL)
Lambrecht Michiel (Team Flanders - Baloise)

not so fast


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.67766 del
not blue enough


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.67767 del
>>67765
>aaahhh we need a smaller peloton because of SAFETY
Meanwhile
>2 runners in a group of 3 chute


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.67768 del
>>67764
Pidcuck and Watson and Vacek? Now this is a goomble


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.67769 del
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31 Mathieu Van Der Poel
17 Lennert Belmans
16 Paul Magnier
15 Tim Wellens
13 Mathias Vacek
10 Lukáš Kubiš
8 Thomas Pidcock
7 Pietro Mattio
7 Christophe Laporte
7 Ben Turner
6 Tobias Lund Andresen
6 Matthew Brennan
5 Victor Vercouillie
5 Edward Planckaert
4 Riley Sheehan
3 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
3 Dylan Van Baarle
3 Arne Marit
3 Arnaud De Lie
3 Per Strand Hagenes
3 Laurence Pithie
3 Alexys Brunel
3 Jenno Berckmoes
3 Orluis Aular
2 Tim Torn Teutenberg
2 Stan Dewulf
2 Dylan Vandenstorme
2 Julius Johansen
2 Sander De Pestel
1 Jonathan Vervenne
1 Pau Miquel
1 Frank Van Den Broek
1 Søren Wærenskjold
1 Axel Zingle
1 Oliver Naesen
1 Marco Haller
1 Nils Politt
1 Edoardo Affini
1 Josh Burnett
1 Stefan Küng
1 Casper Pedersen
1 John Degenkolb
1 Noah Hobbs
1 Siebe Deweirdt
1 Florian Vermeersch
1 Guillaume Boivin
1 Jelte Krijnsen
1 Sandy Dujardin
1 Toms Skujiņš
1 Tom Van Asbroeck
1 Anthony Turgis
1 Attila Valter
1 JAKOB SÖDERQVIST
1 Rasmus Søjberg Pedersen
1 Aaron Gate
1 Biniam Girmay
1 HUUB ARTZ
1 Tobias Bayer
1 Jasper Philipsen
1 Albert Withen Philipsen
1 Arjen Livyns
1 Kamil Małecki
1 Samuel Watson
1 Rick Pluimers
1 Matej Mohorič
1 Matyáš Kopecký
1 Jordi Meeus
1 Fred Wright
1 Jonas Abrahamsen


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.67770 del
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>>67769
everyone MvdP & AssPointJobbers + Backup Sprinter


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.67771 del
so burgers didn't uphold the Olympic truce period. So LA Olympics should be stripped away and they can only participate under neutral flag.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.67772 del
>>67770
except for the mandatory pick teams seem to be fairly diverse


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.67773 del
So I am the only Within Philipsen picker (everyone else is Without Philipsen haha)


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.67774 del
weather is getting worse wind and rain


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.67775 del
>>67774
How is it in Czechia. Will we ever see him again?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.67776 del
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>>67775
He should be back. But you never know.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.67777 del
>>67776
>But why?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.67778 del
>>67773
I don't rate bert within jappe


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.67779 del
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>>67773
>>67775
Posting while on the jon are we?

>The peloton has been held up by a train at a railroad crossing. The time gap to the breakaway is being maintained.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.67780 del
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>>67757
anyway...


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.67781 del
>>67780
he's me


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.67782 del
>>67780
Unironically me


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.67783 del
>>67773
Veloman fucked this one up.
Albert is a pretty big talent yes, but to go from 4 to 18 is bullshit, especially as a member of lidl trek.

Its way way too expensive, should have been 10-14 maybe like a vacek.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.67784 del
>>67780
schöner beitrag, mein freund


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.67785 del
watched pre race interview with wellens
pretty good french almost native


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.67786 del
>>67780
kek this is me second monitor playing snowrunner tho


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.67787 del
>>67785
I think french wife or she’s walloonian he’s from south limburg so in contact with french language as kid


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.67788 del
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>>67780


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.67789 del
>>67780
that's my veloteam


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.67790 del
Mongolian team Terengganu with a pas normal 1234 in Turkey today


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.67791 del
>>67790
is it almost Babadåg season ?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.67792 del
Time for me ride, it's still raining.

Pain.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.67793 del
>slurping with 90km to go
My full attacker team is not looking good


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.67794 del
>>67789
yes, it's blue enough ;)


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.67795 del
>>67720
Biopic starring Denzel Washington when?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.67796 del
>>67793
Please refrain from such post.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.67797 del
>>67793
loads of matches are being saved right now!


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.67798 del
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I think INEOS has something big coming today. This feels like it's going to be their season.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.67799 del
>>67793
There's no Pogi here, there's no reason to launch a 90km solo attack in the rain across cobbles


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.67800 del
>>67799
there is for anyone not named philipsen, magnier or vdp


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.67801 del
>>67793
the wind forecast is indisputable THOUGH


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.67802 del
Kung admits he has been sick. Adjust yourselves.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.67803 del
>>67800
Van der Poel will attack with 30-45 km to go

And the sprinters will be like lambs before the sword


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.67804 del
>>67802
I had no expectations for our guy Küng today


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.67805 del
>>67804
1 guy still picked him. Maybe he woke up from a 3 years coma


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.67806 del
>Pidcok already gone
I AM OVER, literraly end of my velodrama year


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.67807 del
>>67805
Küng was still a relevant cobbles rider last year. All I'm saying is that a race that traditionally ends with a sprint is the least likely for him to perform in.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.67808 del
Darryl WOUT...now there was a time trialist


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.67809 del
>>67806
He's back on, minus one match


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.67810 del
LOVE CYCLING SIMPLE AS


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.67811 del
DE KOERS IS THUIS


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.67812 del
Anyone remember that W*ut von Earth guy? Whatever happened to him


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.67813 del
>>67812
>W*ut von Earth
maybe he got ehh... grounded
heh


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.67814 del
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What was he saying?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.67815 del
>>67814
FUCK WOUT


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.67816 del
>>67815
Based


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.67817 del
Why were we only 3 believing in Brunel?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.67818 del
For me it's Giru di Sardegna.
Even the Italian guy said Yakovyak, corridore molto interesante.
Attack of BAMbullies and Pericas.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.67819 del
>>67817
Who?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.67820 del
Parte ZANA, but not very far.
Even VAN BEKKUM can show off.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.67821 del
>>67819
Breakaway marchant from Montpellier


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.67822 del
I say bravo to the winner in Rwanda! Well done


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.67823 del
>>67822
Who won?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.67824 del
First climb of val d'enfer coming up soon in Ardeche


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.67825 del
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>>67824


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.67826 del
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>>67823
I just said it, PPATTT


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.67827 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.67828 del
Herregodts and Oliveira ded


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.67829 del
>>67826
Hoped for a BRAVO, then I would say "yes thank (You), but who won?"
And then who knows when this hilarity would end.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.67830 del
>>67828
Iranian drone strike?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.67831 del
>>67829
Ah okay, yes that would have been funny


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.67832 del
chute


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.67833 del
chute


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.67834 del
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>>67830


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.67835 del
Yeah chute. Please work better endchan


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.67836 del
LAB assasination


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.67837 del
what a mess


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.67838 del
burpellet bros...hets vorrbei


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.67839 del
Alpecin bullies already in position


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.67840 del
nobody important. back to the race Berts...


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.67841 del
Pidcock LACHEE


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.67842 del
SHITCOCK LACHEE
>SHITCOCK LACHEE
SHITCOCK LACHEE
>SHITCOCK LACHEE
SHITCOCK LACHEE
>SHITCOCK LACHEE
SHITCOCK LACHEE
>SHITCOCK LACHEE
SHITCOCK LACHEE
>SHITCOCK LACHEE
SHITCOCK LACHEE
>SHITCOCK LACHEE


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.67843 del
>>67840
Jappe


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.67844 del
SON of a BITCH, Magnier


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.67845 del
Pog would have been six minutes clear by now
POEL confirmed washed


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.67846 del
ALRIGHT I'm here I made it why is pidcock off the back


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.67847 del
c'est fini for magnier


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.67848 del
Magnier off the bike for HOURS. He will finish outside time limit.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.67849 del
>>67844
No need to panic yet Bert


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.67850 del
thinkgen bout my boy bert (zonder foto)
hopefully he'll make his presence felt in the bergs


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.67851 del
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>>67842
>>67841


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.67852 del
J Philipsen CREVAISON


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.67853 del
this was the added new part of the race that makes the race "easier" due to contrustion


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.67854 del
Asgreen? Hè?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.67855 del
>>67853
Due to WHAT


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.67856 del
>pit cooked


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.67857 del
>>67855
wegenwerken


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.67858 del
>>67824
They go up 3 times, first one will surely be a slurp


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.67859 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.67860 del
Chutefield


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.67861 del
DUDE?!


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.67862 del
>>67861
WEED


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.67863 del
did he chute while trying to take off his jacket kek


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.67864 del
Ive never seen a more nervous ride. Is it WWW3 on their minds?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.67865 del
Asgreen burning some good matches riding 50m in front of the pedalton


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.67866 del
>>67864
most of the pedalton are lifelong aston villa ultras nervous about their league position


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.67867 del
>>67865
Is he stoned or something?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.67868 del
>>67867
just testing the legs in the first BIG race of the year


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.67869 del
>>67864
CO huffing killing more braincells by the year


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.67870 del
Brunel already cashing in 120 pts


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.67871 del
Chute


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.67872 del
brutal chute


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.67873 del
Insane soleil by the alpecin dude


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.67874 del
Oh no Küng


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.67875 del
>>67870
90, but it is still very noice.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.67876 del
Paris-Roubaix has nothing on Omloop. This is some nervous chaotic racing.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.67877 del
OUCH


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.67878 del
>>67876
not enough chicanes


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.67879 del
MOLENBERG


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.67880 del
What the fuck who was that retard


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.67881 del
LMAO THAT TUDOR GUY


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.67882 del
VDP is amazing


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.67883 del
BLONDE ACHILLES DODGES THE MESS AGAIN, THE NIMBLE HALF GOD


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.67884 del
what even happened kek and how


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.67885 del
>>67882
Almost looked like he was going over his neck


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.67886 del
grugs dodge is insane in slowmo


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.67887 del
How did he even survived this one


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.67888 del
Tim van Dijke of all places


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.67889 del
Waar shitsma he
Waar beste team van nederland he


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.67890 del
>>67887
W*ut would have broken all his collarbones there


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.67891 del
alright who expected Tim VAN DYKE


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.67892 del
Oh that's not a good look on the G2


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.67893 del
Haven't seen Albert all day. 18 fucking velocoins down the toilet


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.67894 del
>>67892
its ogre
they aren't pedaling for shit


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.67895 del
>>67891
Me. I definitely almost picked him


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.67896 del
Looked at Florian, said, yea but not here.
Shitcock surely was the pick.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.67897 del
Grug is poetry in motion


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.67898 del
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>>67892
They won't on pee break


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.67899 del
ZANA wins in Sardegna, congrats for a bunch of teens and a few teammates.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.67900 del
Seixas dropping everyone pacing lmao


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.67901 del
waar shitcock
waar wellens


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.67902 del
Almost a minute? Lel


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.67903 del
Atleast Lotto tries a chase now, LAB gave up


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.67904 del
Bruyneel had enough.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.67905 del
Chateau de Chateaubourg
what kind of meme name is that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.67906 del
Mapeibert has KRIJNSEN, only one with someone in early break.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.67907 del
Stradechuds, our rebuttal?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.67908 del
>>67907
A solo before life images incoming


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.67909 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.67910 del
seixas goes solo


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.67911 del
>>67909
Dude just paced all climb and everybody went pop lmao. 40km solo incoming


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.67912 del
>>67909
Le nouveau vainqueur de Tour de France


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.67913 del
Drinking my pineapple juice. Package with images full of pineapples, freshness, palm trees, tropical islands. Contents: pineapple 13%, apple 51%


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.67914 del
>>67913
it's a Mogelpackung ...


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.67915 del
>>67913
We live in the age of lies


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.67916 del
>>67909
LAB losing everywhere today


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.67917 del
what is lab even doing
why bother pacing if you don't pace hard enough to close the gap


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.67918 del
>>67917
All they have to do is follow the moto


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.67919 del
>>67918
It is getting a bit ridiculous


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.67920 del
Someone make a new. Don't wanna get stuck in here.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.67921 del
CHUTE ENORME


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.67922 del
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>1 minute
>20 km
>peloton slurps


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.67923 del
chute massif off screen


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.67924 del
ok I am UP


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.67925 del
Rip De Lie


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.67926 del
SCREECH


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.67927 del
Chute terrible femme fatale infectionale


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.67928 del
So that Vismoid sees Brennan chute and just continues riding lol


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.67929 del
>de lying down


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.67930 del
Oelalalala. Oeioeioeioei. En we moeten de Kapelmuur nog op Michel


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.67931 del
single speed lmao


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.67932 del
lmao


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.67933 del
I have no one but grug, great goomble from me.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.67934 del
Two of the Big Three (Seixas, Pog, MVDP) are doing a demonstration today


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.67935 del
>>67933
And Belmansgod of course right


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.67936 del
>>67928
What could he have accomplished by stopping?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.67937 del
>Drum's a Weapon - Myde Megamix Ferry Corsten
Is what grug is listening to now in his earpiece


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.67938 del
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>>67935
Y-yes?
>małecki


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.67939 del
Where the fucking fuck is Turner god fucking damnit


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.67940 del
Magnier looking strong


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.67941 del
Henlo new thred plz


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