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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No. 65910
UAE fatigue edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1
04.03 Trofeo Laigueglia 1.Pro
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT

>CX races
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>64860


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.65931 del
So visma really is going to get bought by Saudi arabia, right? Would be funny to see plugge handle the PR


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.65932 del
Modern Adventure pro cycling pulling in pedalton. Munton looking for some good positioning.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.65933 del
FUCK wanted to still adjust out LAPORTE and bring back IZAGIRRE in.
Hope this Quasimodo looking asshole can really keep up with the hillhoppers.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.65934 del
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This probably won't end with a disaster but unlikely to be the very specific winning team. We are playing the long game here mens.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.65935 del
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>>65934
i dont believe in GC LAPORTE but for a few good placements sure


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.65936 del
>>65934
Interesting, very few shared riders. I go without the 'Cock most of the time, dislike rooting for the fella


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.65937 del
>everyone including me has laporte
wow talk about a successful psyop I even faked campys strava account to leave a fake comment


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.65938 del
>everyone except for me has sivaque instead of christen
worrying


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.65939 del
>>65936
Very finishy team Bertele, I think there just too many good climbers who will run amok that your Aulars and Arambarus and probably Laportes will hold but we shall see.
>>65935
That's what I thought as the worst case scenario too. Still would readjust IZAGIRRE in if the teams were open.

And what's up with MAŁECKI, this guy had a heart condition and was supposed to quit racing. Are these cardiovascular issues now a pill, some good blood juice and a good night sleep to shoo away?

>>65937
Very crafty Bernd, you're on a roll.
>>65938
Nobody is buying this retard's stock, unless he wins, fools everyone again
next time and goes back to his retarded self. Plus one mediocre incident and he is kicked out.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.65940 del
>>65934
Fuck UAE


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.65941 del
>>65938
for me it's cosnefraud instead of christen or sivaque


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.65942 del
uae already out of bottle fetchers


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.65943 del
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>Situation
<


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.65944 del
I'm not the only one with UAE heavy teams. I guess I won't lose much points compared to others then


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.65945 del
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and the last warmup goomble


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.65946 del
>>65944
non UAE hipsters will be thougroughly btfo


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.65947 del
>Klaebowinslol
He's talking about picking up cycling. But even if the watts are there for a classic guy how can he even pick up riding in a peloton at 29?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.65948 del
>>65944
either you're the biggest knower or the biggest fool


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.65949 del
>>65947
I saw journo claims that he was riding for Uno x in 2020 but he's no listed anywhere on PCS so I doubt them.
Regardless he can't pick that up that's why guys like Osborne are riding gravel/zwift despite ftp well over 6 w/kg


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.65950 del
>>65949
It's a recent video. He's basically retiring from skiing, dude has all the records now. Gravel is actually perfect I guess this is what he'll do if he goes cycling


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.65951 del
>>65945
That's the last ?
Thanks god


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.65952 del
3 minute gap up the most inhumana world tour rampa this season is enough as long as they simply pedal harder


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.65953 del
>>65950
ah okay
one wonders when gravel reaches the number threshold for privateers I mean how many individual riders do brands want to shower with sponsorships


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.65954 del
>>65953
Most of these sponsored riders only get one or two free bikes THOUGH.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.65955 del
>>65954
anyone who wants to make a living doesn't


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.65956 del
Curious to see if my pick of rondel vs FRAUDu was the correct one


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.65957 del
Absolute monster of a climb that


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.65958 del
anyone got the youtube channel please


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.65959 del
rampas inhumanas and bertaczek is still sleeping


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.65960 del
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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.65961 del
>>65958
of the stream? Only tiz is working on youtube, discovery probably complained and the official one is geoblocked now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mibmLvKlYk [Embed]


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.65962 del
>>65958
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mibmLvKlYk [Embed]


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.65963 del
HARPER is washed
Or maybe I am confusing him with DUNBAR again who is incidentally also washed


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.65964 del
del T bluffing or about to be humiliated


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.65965 del
Next on the chopping block:
>GEE-WEST
>QUINTANA
>TORO
>GAUDU
>STORER


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.65966 del
Lmao


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.65967 del
higuiTURD


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.65968 del
del toro is GONE


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.65969 del
PARCHEGGIO ISAAC DEL TORO ROMERO


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.65970 del
MUNTON struggling


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.65971 del
PARCHEGGIO REMCO EVENEPOEL


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.65972 del
>Remco getting dropped by Gal
LMAO


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.65973 del
Gallbros??? How is he dropping everyone it's a miracle!


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.65974 del
del toro is only 20s behind remco it's not over yet


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.65975 del
Oh no no no


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.65976 del
>>65974
He's back


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.65977 del
>>65976
more like memco dropping back to him kek


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.65978 del
>>65976
he did nothing and was rewarded very cool he's just like me


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.65979 del
Rondel was the correct 10pts it seems. Sad I missed Tiberi


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.65980 del
EVENEPOEL EXPLODES


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.65981 del
God I love rampas


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.65982 del
alright listen it's really not necessary for remco to COMPLETELY EXPLODE WITH QUAD CRAMPS


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.65983 del


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.65984 del
Remco already chocking lmao
We barely started the year


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.65985 del
TIBERI looks he's about to go pop


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.65986 del
already over 20s behind del toro


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.65987 del
>Gr. EULALIO-EVENEPOEL


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.65988 del
just waiting for the obligatory camera-shoo seethe


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.65989 del
pray for gee-west


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.65990 del
For a muslim, his heat tolerance is abysmal


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.65991 del
DOPAGE


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.65992 del
>>65990
but for a fasting man his effort is insane


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.65993 del


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.65994 del
>>65992
It's not Ramadan
... or is it?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.65995 del
>>65994
I think it starts today


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.65996 del
>>65995
You're right


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.65997 del
>>65994
I also think it started today, I just know two muslims who are fasting today


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.65998 del
I'm loving this


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.65999 del
Why was al memco good that one tour and has never been able to climb well ever since


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.66000 del
It's so remcover. Now bora is stuck with him and primoz


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.66001 del
If the shameless dopeur wins, I'm never watching this """sport""" again


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.66002 del
>>66000
they pay what, 12 million a year for two duds? Horrible investment


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.66003 del
>>66001
Who "isn't" a shameless dopeur?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.66004 del
ALE TIBERI


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.66005 del
🙀🔫


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.66006 del
>>65999
Memco is currently in classics weight, and he hasn't been able to be in GT weight since the 2024 TdF due to injuries.

That's a good enough cope, I think.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.66007 del
that one asshole who didn't pick remco is going to be SO SMUG when he sees todays results


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.66008 del


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.66009 del
Axelfart was correct about doperjaw


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.66010 del
>>66009
I kneel


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.66011 del
Van Eetvelt best Belgian. Should have adjusted that the ITT was short and this climb long and steep


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.66012 del
All in all my team is doing well, even nordhog showed up


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.66013 del
>memco worse than MUNTON
Pfffffthahahahahja


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.66014 del
massive amounts of remco slander incoming on hln/sporza/wielerflits


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.66015 del
Awww fuck fuck fuck, I fucking knew it but started to listen to you guys and replaced Dopo with Remco plus some adjoostments.
My instincts are so nice, toot toot, just not the confidence yet.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.66016 del
I fucking HATE Tiberi. It is fucking over. I will be last place. I hate everything


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.66017 del
I wonder if he trains on these efforts, he's always so smug and arrogant but the nibbas at bora must have enough values to know he's gonna kwab hard


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.66018 del
18 EVENEPOEL Remco 2:04


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.66019 del


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.66020 del
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MOREIRA IN FRENTE


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.66021 del
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picks RUTA DEL SOL

23 Tim Wellens
22 Benoît Cosnefroy
20 Thomas Pidcock
17 Romain Grégoire
16 Julius Johansen
16 Alex Aranburu
13 Aleksandr Vlasov
13 Orluis Aular
12 Kamil Małecki
11 Christophe Laporte
10 Jan Christen
8 Loe Van Belle
8 Iván Romeo
7 Jorge Arcas
5 Quinten Hermans
5 Domen Novak
4 Milan Fretin
4 Paul Penhoët
3 Filippo Fiorelli
3 Haimar Etxeberria
3 Gotzon Martín
3 Axel Zingle
3 Josh Burnett
3 Matteo Ambrosini
3 Pavel Sivakov
2 Marcin Budziński
2 Iker Gómez
2 Valentin Madouas
2 Mathieu Burgaudeau
2 Hugo Scala Jr
2 Adrien Boichis
2 Jefferson Alveiro Cepeda
2 Samuel Flórez
2 Sandy Dujardin
2 Ander Okamika
2 Jokin Murguialday
2 Jon Agirre
2 Fred Wright
2 Joel Nicolau
2 Javier Ibáñez
1 Mikel Bizkarra
1 Juan Pedro López
1 Jonathan Klever Caicedo
1 Piet Allegaert
1 Johannes Kulset
1 Ion Izagirre
1 Jon Barrenetxea
1 Dylan Vandenstorme
1 Ellande Larronde
1 AXEL VAN DER TUUK
1 Iván Cobo
1 Sven Erik Bystrøm
1 Bastien Tronchon
1 Maxime Decomble
1 Andreas Leknessund
1 Alessandro Fancellu
1 Thomas Gachignard
1 Lucas Towers
1 ALESSANDRO VERRE
1 Tom Crabbe
1 Gari Ugarte
1 Milan Vader
1 William Smith


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.66022 del
>>66021
I'm almost on par with autismbert that's good right


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.66023 del
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picks ALGARVE

29 Paul Seixas
19 João Almeida
17 Florian Lipowitz
17 Kévin Vauquelin
13 Daniel Felipe Martínez
11 Jasper Philipsen
11 Oscar Onley
9 Filippo Ganna
9 António Morgado
9 Juan Ayuso
7 Lennert Belmans
7 Jakub Otruba
6 Paul Magnier
6 Tobias Bayer
6 Koen Bouwman
5 Brandon McNulty
5 Noah Hobbs
5 Héctor Álvarez
5 Jarno Widar
4 Darren Rafferty
4 Huub Artz
4 Stan Dewulf
4 Pavel Bittner
3 Jordi Meeus
3 Santiago Mesa
3 Thomas Gloag
2 Johan Price-Pejtersen
2 Joshua Giddings
2 Cláudio Leal
2 Dries De Pooter
2 Rafael Reis
2 Roland Thalmann
2 Matteo Moschetti
2 André Carvalho
2 Luc Wirtgen
2 Francisco Morais
2 Marco Frigo
2 Carson Miles
2 Artem Nych
2 Alexis Guerin
2 Gonçalo Carvalho
2 Liam Slock
2 Fabio Christen
2 Tim Torn Teutenberg
2 Arnaud De Lie
2 Matthew Riccitello
1 Daniel Viegas
1 Noah Campos
1 Henri Uhlig
1 Gianni Vermeersch
1 Rafael Barbas
1 Stefan Küng
1 Yannis Voisard
1 Edward Planckaert
1 Iúri Leitão
1 Iker Bonillo
1 Max Poole
1 Kasper Asgreen
1 Cedric Beullens
1 Andrea Vendrame
1 Pedro Andrade
1 Maximilian Schachmann
1 Samuele Battistella
1 Pascal Ackermann
1 Kaden Groves
1 Marco Haller
1 João Martins
1 German Nicolás Tivani
1 David De La Cruz
1 Tomas Contte
1 Jakob Söderqvist
1 Enzo Leijnse
1 Lennard Kämna


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.66024 del
>>66021
damn way more gregoire than I expected


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.66025 del
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>>66022
He entered the DS and team name the other way round hehehe.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.66026 del
>>66025
oh no no no


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.66027 del
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>>66023
>Seixas
>>66021
wild picks


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.66028 del
chute cepeda taken out by a bottle kwak


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.66029 del
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I demand a refund of Ramadan Evenepoel!


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.66030 del
>>66023
>2 Tim Torn T
Fellow TTT picker did you also just pick him because your team was already set when turner got taken out and he seemed like the only other decent choice for 10 points ?

Or are you a believer ?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.66031 del
>we did not take ramadong into account when picking muslim riders
cardinal sin during warmup racing 2bqh


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.66032 del
>>66031
Adama also weak so this is fact


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.66033 del
Cheers


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.66034 del
so just a bunchsprint of literal whos huh


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.66035 del
>>66025
God DAMNIT


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.66036 del
>>66033
cheers


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.66037 del
>>66033
>8%
Take it easy with those my Bert


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.66038 del
Provisionally in UAE it is

>using pedals
Bergerburt
Patjebert
Kurwabert
Bertele


>>66033
Na zdrowie.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.66039 del
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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.66040 del
>>66034
Waerenskjold wins lol


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.66041 del
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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.66042 del
Remco is never winning another GT. Not unless they start doing 50 km ITT's again


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.66043 del
>>66042
wouldn't even matter because he's always at risk of cracking and losing 2-25 minutes at all times


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.66044 del
>>66042
Just stay at weight and ride every classic + become the TT grand champion


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.66045 del
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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.66046 del
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That LAPORTE adjustment was so good, glad I came up with it meself hehe.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.66047 del
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(La)PORTE wins


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.66048 del
well done


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.66049 del
Nice to see Laporte making a comeback at such a grandpa age. When he got sick I thought it was over for him.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.66051 del
These modern adventure dudes are kinda doped


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.66052 del
>>66051
the anglo juice


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.66053 del
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.66054 del
You now remember Remco EVENEPOEL


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.66055 del
>>66053
The original worm blood doper


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.66056 del
>>66054
Is there any "top" rider that has so many memorable implosions?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.66057 del
>Attack by Ug NUNSH


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.66058 del
>remco acts like he has cramps
>team says he didn't
why is he like this, why can't he be normal


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.66059 del
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>autismbert doesn't have laporte


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.66060 del


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.66061 del
Volta fever


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.66062 del
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I threw out Laporte at the last moment for Cosnefraud. With age I can only show glimpses of my class but in general it is over and it will only get worse


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.66063 del
>>66021
Absolute state of berts


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.66064 del
Remco is already excusesmaxxing lmao


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.66065 del
>>66064
AAAAA THE 10KM TT REALLY WORE ME OUT
what a child


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.66066 del
>>66064
>Says he can't make excuses
>Makes a bunch of excuses


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.66067 del
>>66064
He is absolutely fucking crazy. When he is out of excuses and doesn't know anymore he may go on a shooting spree or something


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.66068 del
ayuso sprinting for bonis, that aren't there


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.66069 del
magnier and almeida showing dong right now


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.66070 del
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Peaks high as Mount Everest
Troughs deep as the Mariana Trench
The Remcoscillator


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.66071 del
>>66070
someone didn't do his heat training it seems
talk about ripe tomato


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.66072 del
there's a schizo on wielerflits right now spamming that remco got cramps because red bull makes him drink red bull


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.66073 del
>>66072
this guy is a known shitposter and has been on multiple accounts


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.66074 del
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it's already over for almeida, el rato has the high ground


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.66075 del
A whole bunch of frauds over 15 MINUTES off in Andalucia, including Degoomble, Penhoet, Fretin, Kamp, Teuns, Van Hemelen, Crabbe, Gaviria


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.66076 del
>>66075
aularbros I thought we wouldn't get dropped


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.66077 del
Morgado lachee


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.66078 del
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>Flat tire for Morgado António (UAE Team Emirates - XRG)


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.66079 del
MWW (Mesa will win)


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.66080 del
anicolor pas normal (well aktshually their sulfurous performance is very normal)


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.66081 del
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>>66078
Oh, I forgot he is not on my team!


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.66082 del
ODED KOGUT


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.66083 del
alpecin bully train right on time


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.66084 del
tfw when knowing the names of the Portuguese contte riders better than those from the world tour


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.66085 del
BAM


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.66086 del
luv BAMagnier


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.66087 del
who's the anicolor dude that almost chuted the entire peleton


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.66088 del
>>66087
Mesa, most likely


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.66089 del
Anicolor is going to be pure sulphur in the Volta if they can compete with WT teams now.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.66090 del
>>66088
damn I missed he left efapel
he's gonna get relegated


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.66091 del
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>Uhlig DNF
ffs, what happened?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.66092 del
At least Jordi Maus delivered


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.66093 del
BITTNER heard my shittalk about basically rating him as 5th best if everything goes right.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.66094 del
>Overall Rank: 2242 of 2736
wow I'm really bad at velogames


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.66095 del
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Maybe I should have kept this team >>65890
1 2 3 4 5 6 8 14 16


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.66096 del
I can't believe DSM has a sprinter like bittner and then they send fabio kwabkobsen to every sprint classic this sprin


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.66097 del
jappe went way too early. him faltering and getting overtaken left and right was comical


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.66098 del
>>66097
if he stuck with groves he would've won


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.66099 del
>>66094
Bertaczechesque result that


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.66100 del
>>66099
my UAE is fucked
>Milan dead
>Remco dead
>gee west lol
>quintaNO
>tulett
I just ain't got it man


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.66101 del
>>66095
We can START THE COUNT on Sunday and see how this would do overall. Maybe you also throw in quickly a team, adjust 3 or less times in that very moment and leave it alone.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.66102 del
Volta only top 7:
16 Leitao
19 Linarez
30 Tivani
33 Reis
41 Nunes
43 Goncalves
44 Atunes


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.66103 del
>>66100
>Bernd realizing shit ain't as easy as it looks
I am now at year tree and finally I am reliably putting it together, still will get influenced by unintended psyops.
It just takes time to gauge how to look at rider characteristics with enough resolution and how to interpret noombers from PCS.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.66104 del
>>66103
yeah it's a hard life on the goombler path


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.66105 del
>>66102
no mesa?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.66106 del
>>66021
>2 Fred Wright
congrats in believing in Fred as well.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.66107 del
>tons and tons of snow incoming tonight and tomorrow
hopefully that's the last time


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.66108 del
>>66105
ah fuck, missed him as I didn't check the top 10 lol.
Volta Top 8:
5 Mesa
16 Leitao
19 Linarez
30 Tivani
33 Reis
41 Nunes
43 Goncalves
44 Atunes


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.66109 del
>>66108
ugo nunsh currently 3rd in GC as well and we aren't even climbing yet


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.66110 del
>>66106
Pretty shocking it is only us, I thought Alfred Brockwell is mandatory, especially since there are so many Quniten pickers who should be maybe just maybe the turd choice from that funny team.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.66111 del
>>66107
you will ski ?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.66112 del
>>66111
no I don't even know how to


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.66113 del
>>66112
Put on the ski, move to the slope, slide, scream.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.66114 del
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>>66113
imagine the CHUTE


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.66115 del
>>66114
Sream
>HOW DO I STOP
Fall, stop.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.66116 del
>>66115
don't forget the fries and pizza


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.66117 del
>>66105
>>66108
Mesa got relegated, heh.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.66118 del
>>66117
yes well. all the same time except 158-165
5 De Lie
100 Widar
104 De Pestel
110 Seixas
114 Lipowitz
124 Voisard
125 Alaphilippe
144 Van Baarle
157 Mesa
165 Contte


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.66119 del
haven't paid much attention to the olympics the last couple of days, apparently it's still going on. short track is about to start.
meanwhile Czech Republicans blew it really hard today in ice hockey.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.66120 del
>>66119
at least my boy YILLEQ finally struck gold
VAČEK would be well served to pay attention to his dopage regiment


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.66121 del
>>66119
500m dopeglide in less than 30 minutes hurray


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.66122 del
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why aren't they wearing aero helmets?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.66123 del
>>66030
Picked him because he somehow always ends up in the top 15 on sprint/breakaway stages.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.66124 del
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hungarian DSQ


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.66125 del
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cam an t'wout


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.66126 del
>>66021
>Julius Johansen

FOMO on last race much Berts?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.66127 del
>>66126
it's a good 6 pointer alright


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.66128 del
>Magnier has 25 wins already
lots of kermiskoers but still, dudes like wilco have like 3


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.66129 del
>berts slept on the winner of the Kwik Trip Tour of America's Dairyland for ruta del sol


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.66130 del
big chute, m 't wout profits BIG


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.66131 del


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.66132 del
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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.66133 del
>>66131
saw that, fucked up. Pcs has him at 64 kg so 7.3 w/kg
just the world we live in now


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.66134 del
both wouts in the final


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.66135 del
melle will do the needful in the final


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.66136 del
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3 dutch in the final, at least 1 medal already guaranteed


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.66137 del
>>66133
wonder what his weight is, he look EXTREMELY lean but I also don't know if he can go much below that 64kg mark
it's wild that pogacar somehow keeps his baby fat legs and all these guys look like dehydrated bodybuilders next to him


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.66138 del
Huub ARSE don't forget to eat and drink quick reference.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.66139 del
Flag back, thanks.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.66140 del
these american lasses love the ice floor a bit too much


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.66141 del
one of the dutch girls looks like a hybrid of fem and puck


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.66142 del
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(1.11 MB 1280x720 leafs6.png)


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.66143 del
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surprise Italian victory incoming


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.66144 del
>>66137
I don't know where del toro could lose any more weight there really is nothing on him


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.66145 del
>>66144
He's obese compared to VPP


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.66146 del
Such a silly even, this.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.66147 del
KWAB


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.66148 del
negerlands out


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.66149 del
grande lol


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.66150 del
>>66145
vpp is a ghost he only exists on our plane of existence on race day


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.66151 del
>>66145
I don't understand how VPP has so much punch


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.66152 del
more Dutch chutes


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.66153 del
>2out
>3out
lol


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.66154 del
Not ideal for polderbullies magain.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.66155 del
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at least they are happy


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.66156 del
the so called "number 1 in the world" leaf alone rivals the american women's team in KWAB level


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.66157 del
..?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.66158 del
>>66157
heat wave on wednesday


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.66159 del
>>66157
I see that you have a BIG ride planned in 7 days.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.66160 del
>>66157
schnitzel bros I have a feeling we might soon be BACK


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.66161 del
>>66159
if it stands (it wont) i will try
but i am kinda worried to do a BIG ride as a first ride outdoors in 3 months
who knows what state of affair is me own fakin bike in


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.66162 del
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>>66127
>it's a good 6 pointer alright
I'll give you that

Hey, upon inspection of velogoombling points, look at the Baloise jobbers so far.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.66163 del
>>66162
anyone with some self-respect won't pick any of this crabbe


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.66164 del
also what state are your bicycle paths in?
here they look a lot like this, even zonder snow, and don't get cleaned till like late march


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.66165 del
>>66164
the problem here isn't the cycling paths, but all the salt being used to keep the roads here meticulously free from any ice and snow. so the drive train needs constant cleaning and regreasing.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.66166 del
>>66164
>bicycle paths
u wot?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.66167 del
>>66164
snowy and icy 2bqh, dirty when they are


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.66168 del
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>>66164
>bicycle paths
Heh!
Guess what I've been consuming lately.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.66169 del
i was mostly refering to the little pebbles that wreck havoc on unsuspecting contis 32


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.66170 del
>>66168
Climbing boots or shoes??


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.66171 del
>Under cover of anonymity, the speeches are much less weighed up. "It's an absolute shame," said a team boss. How am I going to approach sponsors and tell them that there is no more doping when we see this? It's rude. The Italian team is more and more sulphurous. Already, his Olympics was depressing with the Italian Francesca Lollobrigida (two gold medals) who surprised everyone in the corners.

>Another member of the French team does not say anything else. "We all feel a little stupid," he squeaks. Let them do a hold up in the Team Pursuit, why not. But they do not have the decency to hide a little the next day. There is a sense of impunity reminiscent of the dirty 2000s. But obviously, as long as you don't have proof, you keep quiet...

So anyway, we know the deal. Next: 1500m (M). VINDERBUD:

>* * * * *
Jordan STOLZ (USA)
>* * * *
Peder KONGSHAUG (NOR), NING Zhongyan (CHN)
>* * *
Kjeld NUIS (NED), Joep WENNEMARS (NED), Sander EITREM (NOR), Daniele DI STEFANO (ITA)
>* *
Metodej JILEK (CZE), Vladimir SEMIRUNNIY (POL), LIU Hanbin (CHN), Tijmen SNEL (NED), Taiyo NONOMURA (JAP), Kazuya YAMADA (JAP), KIM Min-Seok (KOR), Finn SONNEKALB (GER), Didrik Eng STRAND (NOR)
>*
Alexander FARTHOFER (AUT), Gabriel ODOR (AUT), CHUNG Jae-Won (KOR), Mathias VOSTÉ (BEL), Moritz KLEIN (GER), Hendrik DOMBEK (GER), Casey DAWSON (USA), David LA RUE (CAN), Daniel HALL (CAN), Valentin THIEBAULT (FRA), Motonaga ARITO (JAP), Marten LIIV (EST), Livio WENGER (SUI), Emery LEHMAN (USA)


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.66172 del
>>66171
that team pursuit result was indeed highly sulphurous


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.66173 del
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>>66171
>Stolz 1.05
>Nuis 11
>Ning 13
>Wennemars 34
>Sonnekalb 41
>Kongshaug
>Eitrem 51
>Snel 81
...
>Yamada 151
>Kim 201
>Jilek 201
>Semirunniy 251
>Tibo 251
>Liiv 1001


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.66174 del
Finnberts, how can we stop winning? First two dominant bronze medals in nordic combined, then good efforts in biathlon and cross country skiing. Now we beat the suisseberts in ice hockey while bertaczech is in the mud. Today we will win another medal in nordic combined, most likely another bronze, and I am confident in our ability to win a bronze in hockey as well. Dare I say, this season we will also break out in cycling and Miko Pirinen and Kasper Borremans will win a cheeky podium in some kermiskoers.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.66175 del
Bastietema Tronchon


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.66176 del
>>66174
Why are you guys so much worse than the norge in XC skiing. There is as much snow at your place and you're at least as autistic


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.66177 del
There is an unknown Simmons brother


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.66178 del
>>66176
Poor sports culture in general compared to Norge these days, the number of youth doing any sports whatsoever is miniscule compared to Norway where every kid does sports for fun. Add the fact that most talented kids choose ice hockey and football and floorball, not endurance sports. So the talent pool for good xc skiers is very small these days. Oh, and most Finns live in the South where usually the winters are abysmal these days (this year has been a nice exception).


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.66179 del
>>66177
that's his dad I'm pretty sure


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.66180 del
>>66169
we have those in the city at some places, I don't encounter them much and I'm rocking sturdy tires for winter so they are no threat. Wouldn't recommend race tires like gp 5k for winter riding 2bh
>>66171
chyna 4 stars alright I will watch


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.66181 del
>tiesj benoot has a hernia and will miss the entire spring campaign
Money well spent


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.66182 del
>>66180
Well I could run the gravel tires I bought last year, unfortunately I forgot the extra set of wheels I mounted them on are not exactly true


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.66183 del
>>66182
I have
>Hunt wheels with Conti 5000
>Mavic wheels with gravel tyres (forma elipsoid, not pleasant to ride)
>the original Fulcrum racing wheel, but ONLY the front since I lent the rear one to a friend of mine after his exploded
Clearly the solution would be to get a new cheap rear winter wheel, demount the gravel tyres and mount the gravel tyres.
That explains why I haven't done it, I was just lazy.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.66184 del
>>66183
I have a set of mavic wheels I fucking hate them


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.66185 del
>>66184
Well, that was a true Bertacek story if ever I saw one.
Originally I order the Mavic wheels as replacement for the OG gravel wheels that looked like pic related.
Then I ordered the Mavic wheels with Center Lock while I had 6bolt discs (or vice versa) so I had to return and reorder.
Then the wheels were not really true so I ordered a tension meter and you can guess how it went.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.66186 del
>>66182
Just buy a gravel bike. Good for winter road riding and summer in the alps


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.66187 del
>>66183
Some mavic wheels come with some funky threadlocker nipples that are impossible to true. A few months ago I was helping a guy true 3 lose spokes on a mavic aksium rear wheel and we just couldn't do it, nipples with threadlocker and some corrosion makes for an immovable object. Cut and fully replaced all spokes after we destroyed the first one.
How do spokes with stuck nipples go loose in the first place is the other question


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.66188 del
>>66186
Yeah no excuse for not paypigging imo, you can get a quality gravel bike for a couple thousand no problem especially if you build it up yourself.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.66189 del
>>66188
Also bikes are a solved tech basically. Even if you don't use it often you're not losing money by buying it now, it's just going to last longer


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.66190 del
>>66186
>>66189
I am thinking of that for 2027 season a lot
To use it as a primary bike with road tires, while enjoying easy gears on the most demanding rampas. With extra gravel wheels+tires as well ofcoursh.
And then turn me current canyon into a dedicated zwift bike.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.66191 del
>>66190
Just ride on slick gravel tires like schwalbe or hutchinson has. Don't bother yourself with swapping the tires


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.66192 del
>>66191
This, I doubt he's going to do stuffs technical enough to need thread and 50mm tyres


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.66193 del
>>66190
>>66191
That sounds like a good idea to me


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.66194 del
>>66177
you just know they roll coal into others cyclists faces when driving to get groceries


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.66195 del
The last mayor of NYC signed an executive order as he was leaving restricting bike speed to 24 km/h in Central Park. This would effectively end amateur cycling in the park if enforced.

New York Cycle Club (to whom I just made a generous donation in addition to me yearly dues) filed a lawsuit yesterday over the legality of this.

What a nightmare. They better fix this by the time riding weather comes around.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.66196 del
Just an unlucky night, the plan to win the tour is still ON fellow remkings


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.66197 del
>>66195
even kids hit 24km/h pretty quickly on some 90s mtbs


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.66198 del
>>66196
Does he ever get tired of spouting this stuff.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.66199 del
>>66196
Attentionpayers should've known when he was prancing around vineyards in South Africa with his big brown bunda wife mere days before the very prestigious UAE Tour


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.66200 del
>>66196
AHHHHH IT WAS [factor completely outside of my control] AS PER USUAL


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.66201 del
Erm, why is the peloton slurping that hard ?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.66202 del
>>66196
>go to the reception
>hello my AC doesn't work
>get new room

You are a top cyclist and this is UAE nigga please


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.66203 del
>>66202
Keep in mind if he were to do this he would not have an excuse ready to go in the back of his mind.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.66204 del
>hayter


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.66205 del


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.66206 del
>Chad Grug has a shitty night of sleep
>Immediately springs into action regardless of his nakedness to fix the problem


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.66207 del
I am convinced del dopo could take remco in any grand tour


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.66208 del
how to get professional cyclists to stay on their bikes instead of chuting?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.66209 del
>>66206
He did DNF that race like a kwab


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.66210 del
>>66204
>KWABkobsen


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.66211 del
Huehuehue


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.66212 del
What the fuck was visma doing


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.66213 del
fuck them sprinters eh


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.66214 del
milan takes it


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.66215 del
>>66214
Also takes 3rd


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.66216 del
Damn Milan ruins it


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.66217 del
Vernon pickers eating good


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.66218 del
bertaczeks pick rell 8th


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.66219 del
that's 2 places better than this obscure houcou you all picked


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.66220 del
Olav Kooij als rides no classics because he has an unknown virus


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.66221 del
>>66220
dopathlon hiding their new riders from wada or what?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.66222 del
>>66220
Another jumbo virus


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.66224 del
>DNF GHYS
FUCK


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.66225 del
CAM ON burnett my son


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.66226 del
Aular dead, laporte almost dead. UAE using cosneking and sivaque as domestiques


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.66227 del
could be a close one


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.66228 del
>>66227
I think they make it


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.66229 del
>>66228
That climb is going to HURT


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.66230 del
Your GC winner ivan romeo chabad


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.66231 del
ivan goes


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.66232 del
vlasov and aranbubu fighting for my velopoints very cool


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.66233 del
Absolutely based result


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.66234 del
fuga de la fuga ivan makes it but the rest is frauding it up


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.66235 del
>MILAN
>MENTEN
>MILAN
imagine the kino


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.66236 del
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>burger with fried cheese in it mit pommes und pilsner
🐖bros
this business lunch will be our undoing


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.66237 del
>"I'm not someone who weighs my food," MVDP responds when asked if he follows a very strict diet. "But I've been doing this for so long now that I know what's good and bad for me. I also know what portions I should eat."

>It's especially important to avoid certain things, Van der Poel says. "I try to avoid alcohol during the season. Sometimes I have a glass of wine on Sunday evening, but I never drink too much during the season," he says. "I also avoid red meat. That really makes a difference. And I really try to eat early in the evening. That makes a big difference in how well I sleep."
>Van der Poel has more ways to improve his sleep quality (and thus his recovery). "Reading before bed helps me recover better and fall asleep faster. And before I crawl into bed, I always take magnesium," says the Alpecin-Premier Tech leader, who was also asked if the golf course is his favorite place to recover during a rest day. He didn't have to think long about the answer: “That's right!”


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.66238 del
>>66237
magnesium is good when you're training hard I can vouch for that


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.66239 del
>>66237
Based grug avoiding red meat


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.66240 del
>>66237
Maybe there's a reason his HRV is like 200 ms and mine is like 20


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.66241 del
dopeglide is on the telly btw lets put autismberts vindabutt to the test


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.66242 del
dude's name is won, but did he?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.66243 del
>>66238
What type?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.66244 del
>>66237
I don’t agree with the red meat thing, on the contrary it makes me feel so good both digestion wise, mental wise and strength wise but to each their own I guess.

But the eating early is so important.
I recently started eating at 19h00 ( I sleep at like 00:30-01:00 and it makes my sleep so good.
Obviously don’t snack in between. Your last bite of food shall be taken 5 hours or so before sleep. Try it Bert it’s awesome


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.66245 del
>>66244
I eat at 18:00 like the farmers


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.66246 del
>>66236
phwooar now that's a p*rchase we can all support


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.66247 del
>>66243
multiple magnesium -
>biglycinate chelate
>biglycinate dihydrate
>citrate


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.66248 del
male dopeglide sucks bring back the females ..


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.66249 del
Watching skimo replay. Very exciting. Once again I wish it involved true alpinism


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.66250 del
semirooney


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.66251 del
the jilek method


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.66252 del
>>66249
I'm sorry I thought this would involve some actual climbing. They just skin up and ski down?? Lame


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.66253 del
JILEK humbed, but this was fully expected


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.66254 del
COSNEFRAUD and MEURISSE incredibly fraudulent, also AULAR doesn't look right.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.66255 del
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volta fever


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.66256 del
about to hit the climb, bonus seconds galore at the start


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.66257 del
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big shart with a flat as well


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.66258 del
horrible commentator duo though don't forget to mute


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.66259 del
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new specialized aerobike dropped


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.66260 del
why is shitneos riding in black bibs again?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.66261 del
decathlon train for future tdf winner seixas


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.66262 del
I see a lot of nuclear yellow jerseys in that peleton NYCH might surprise today


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.66263 del
Wish that bully some consolation medal.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.66264 del
bonus kilometer coming on, who will burn his matches?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.66265 del
>SNEL
Not that snel.
How come.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.66266 del
a runner about to go solo


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.66267 del
ayuso took the bait


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.66268 del
keegan swirbull lost a bit of his face


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.66269 del
Volta legend down


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.66270 del
SWIRBUL is dopage-blonde, fucking amateurs


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.66271 del
AG2R thermonuclear


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.66272 del
how long until the thermonuclear attacks start?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.66273 del
pedal faster ya fucks


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.66274 del
allah is about to start the dance


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.66275 del
de lie not dropped first, might he actually start the season well


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.66276 del
AYUSH bout to be unleashed


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.66277 del
>axelgard rated ganna for GC


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.66278 del
remeber when GANNA valiantly fought for GC on these very slopes?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.66279 del
that group is way too big they are slurping


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.66280 del
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>>66278
I 'member


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.66281 del
>>66278
wasn't that the easier side


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.66282 del
Chink wins dopeglide.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.66283 del
parcheggio camisola amarela


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.66284 del


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.66285 del
ayuso started this way too early, he's gonna get jumped


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.66286 del
I wish for things to happen


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.66287 del
shimano cars struggling in the passes


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.66288 del
One AYUSO goes solo


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.66289 del
WIDAR


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.66290 del
ALMEIDA CRACKING


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.66291 del
Almierda.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.66292 del
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Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.66293 del
the future is French


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.66294 del
holy moly seixas furious pace
a comet as axelgaard would call him


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.66295 del
almeida e-bikes back like it's nothing wtf


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.66296 del
>>66295
turbodiesel


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.66297 del
arensfraud dropped like a brick


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.66298 del
>>66281
yeah definetely
that was a wide easy road


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.66299 del
status on Onley and Vauquelin?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.66300 del
>>66299
saw 2 ineos jerseys pulling in the chase so one is getting used up


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.66301 del
>>66299
PCS has onley in the tete


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.66302 del
kevin got used up


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.66303 del
ah there he is onley and riccitello in the tete at last (pace was weak)


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.66304 del
>>66300
There were tree at some points but one is indeed getting used, ARENSMAN was also a bit higher so it may be VAUQUELIN who was at work.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.66305 del
waar is lipofraud


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.66306 del
almeida attack?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.66307 del
Ratmeida goes


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.66308 del
>>66295
just like Del Toro yesterday, very suspicious


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.66309 del
>>66305
told you that fucker ain't doing shit


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.66310 del
MON DIEU


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.66312 del
Seixas, so sick


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.66313 del
Phwoar SEIXAS.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.66314 del
After all these years of the big favorite winning without breathing I forgot how fun mountain stages could be


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.66315 del
sexas
ayuso
almeida
onley
ricci


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.66316 del
fuck that EF south american did something, I swapped him to Hobbs last minute


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.66317 del
DNF for 8 was a great joke, I bit it balls deep.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.66318 del


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.66319 del
Gloag top 10 noticing


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.66320 del
smart racing from the Sexass getting into the corners first


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.66321 del
a fine stage


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.66322 del
What's that ramadan feed kek.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.66323 del
>>66319
visma was stupid to let him go


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.66324 del
allaaaaah


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.66325 del
remco has hijacked the stream


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.66326 del
Big NYCH 23rd.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.66327 del
lipo in gruppo povidla-voklen


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.66328 del
it's official, Widar is a fraud and has lost the battle against Seixas


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.66329 del
>>66326
Diogu GONCALSH ahead of big NYCH
take notes


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.66330 del
ayyyuso leads GC thanks to all his bonus seconds


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.66331 del
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Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.66332 del
richie tello três normale


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.66333 del
Really hope my guy FRIGORIFERO will deliver on TT and the last short punch.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.66334 del
Looks like a good day ao Algarve for """sport""" not watcher, again Bergerburt, again Kurwabert, for once for Malawibernd, don't know if we have Lennergybernd here, he did fine, Patjebert also gud.
Not very gud Rusbert who really didn't put it together after the hot start, Autismbert will also not be very (You)ie today.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.66335 del
all I need is for lipowitz to smash the TT and everything will shuffle into place


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.66336 del
>>66260
For Spring only, they said they'll bust the white back out for summer.

Too muddy, I'm guessing...


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.66337 del
I'm starting to believe bros. Seixas looked really strong today and he will peak in ~three years from now when Pogi is mentally burned out. He is going to the le Tour of France.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.66338 del
Top 10 Lombardia at 18 was already insane.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.66339 del
>4000 kcal out
>1800 kcal in
sounds like triple burger dinner to me


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.66341 del
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>>66340
All op.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.66342 del
>>66341
They did something similar at one of the austrian rundfarts recently, it was on cobbles also. Pretty kino.


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.66343 del
hm ok


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.66344 del


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.66345 del
KWABkobsens crash was allegedly due to his tyre flying off his 'minihooked rims'
if youre gonna paypig paypig safely


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.66346 del
>>66345
friendly reminder that there is no safeguard and a pool noodle or a tube does not help to keep the tire on


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.66347 del
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>>66343
dared to do some almeidamaxxing myself


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.66348 del
>>66347
how to get the diesel stench away after such an elite session?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.66349 del
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>>66348
replace it will duvel stench


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.66350 del
>>66349
wout getting kwabbed never gets old


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.66351 del
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Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.66352 del
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Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.66353 del
>>66345
some people in this thread will defend this, I for one think hookless tubeless is the spawn of satan


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.66354 del
>>66347
Brtek in the mud
>>66343
waar epic kom he


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.66355 del
>>66347
zonder erg mode ? or you ramped it in the workout files


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.66356 del
>>66355
I just download random workouts, you can ramp it in ERG


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.66357 del
>>66356
ah I see, ramp mode sadly doesn't work if using g*rmin head unit to control "smart" rape machine directly but adding another layer usually solves it
I myself have been mostly free riding the eggs last couple of weeks, feelsgoodman


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.66358 del
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>>66357
I like doing free rides to push big watts, but if I just want a consistent suffering session with smooth 90+rpm I like ERG
it's very mindless


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.66359 del
God evening Berts, I missed the race. How much am I allowed to BELIEVE?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.66360 del
>>66359
we are all seixassers today


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.66361 del
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Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:46 [Preview] No.66362 del
So GANNA can't climb, can sprint only if 2/3 of the peloton go wrong way and he will not win TTs against Remco, and soon against Tarling.
Why live?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.66363 del
>>66359
lets you say the DOPAGE is RAMPING BIG TIME


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.66364 del
>>66362
Give us more MSR kino hopefully.
Rhe guy could've gotten more out of his career going on the attack every now and then, I feel like he starts many races with little or no intention to do anything. That was okay when you would default win every TT but now that he has actual competition it kinda makes him look like a kwab


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.66365 del
>>66362
zig towards the actual finish line when everyone else zags the wrong direction


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.66366 del
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Wait it wasn't a joke that there's skialpinism at the olympics


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.66367 del
>>66366
how fast can you put on and take off your skis - the sport. how is this part of the olympics but mud running and cycling isn't?


Bert 02/19/2026 (Thu) 22:47 [Preview] No.66368 del
>>66367
today I found out that dancing on skates is an olympic sport
what the flop


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.66369 del
>>66170
>Climbing boots or shoes??
Climbing shoes.
Summer is okay, but winter climbing really scares me.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.66370 del
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>>66185
I hope you destroyed your specilized equipment with some park tools if you know what I mean!


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.66372 del
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I am looking at the selection of super cheap rims since I really want something I will only use couple of times a year during this shitty state of roads. And the selection of cheap rims at least in me faking country is so abysmal. If it's not carbon, it's not being sold. Only one vendor has something resembling a selection and it's either Mavic or Fulcrum. The cheapest option is about $200 for a rear wheel. Riding a mixed brand rims would be silly though.
Whatever.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.66373 del
>>66372
a good buyboar such as yourself will ens up pirchasing another bice
the sooner you confront this reality the better


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.66374 del
STOLZ humbled holy KWAK


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.66375 del
>>66371
keeeeeek


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.66376 del
>>66372
Just order anywhere in Europe?


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.66377 del
>>66376
This what the fuck are you even on about bertacek, you can order from germany online and it'll be there in 2 days


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.66378 del
>>66372
Like the others mentioned, you ordered your bike from Deutschland, might as well have a look at the wheel sections at bike24, bike-components or bike-discount. If you trust rcz from luxemburg not spamming your spam folder and leaking your credit card number to the dark net, have a look at their daily newsletter for super cheap surplus bike parts.
DT Swiss wheels of the 1600 series, ususally the road bike PR1600 and CX can be found on sale regurarly and those hubs are serviceable. Just don't buy them for the regular price.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.66379 del
How long until Chris Froome joins rabobank-visma-LAB? Sheik retired and bart lemon, jonas and wout are injured


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.66380 del
Dillier's MSR training looking GREAT

He's ready to pull from km 0 until the mighty Capo Bert


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.66381 del
>>66380
Remco, that butthole, is holding the man down.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.66382 del
>>66378
I'll add that you can just buy used wheels on buycycle or kleinanzeigen


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.66383 del
>>66372
cheap alu disc wheels kinda disappeared in the last couple years, a lot of bikes come stock with some dt swiss set that's often sold for like 150€ used you could get that although not really much cheaper innit
but yeah even component companies abandoned the low end market as much as they possibly could


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.66384 del
Quinten Herpes DNS


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.66385 del
>buying abroad
>not helping your own tried, tested and struggling economy as much as possible
absolutely countermercantelic


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.66386 del
rare stinker, aular not looking good, maybe gregoire can save it. don patje and kurwa still holding on strong in the overall


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.66387 del
They interviewed fabio on sporza
>I hit a small rock and my tire exploded and my rim folded immediately
Brutal


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.66388 del
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time to find out which one was the not true one
might be both


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.66389 del
>>66388
hold on a fucking second


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.66390 del
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Okay Berts, give it to me straight
Am I fucking retarded? I am thinking yes, but to me, it appears the tires are just badly mounted


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.66391 del
>>66390
You are severely bad at the simplest bike maintenance


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.66392 del
>>66390
Just take them to the local bike shop bert, it's always worth it


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.66393 del
>>66385
trvth nvke


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.66394 del
it's the wheels, i am throwing them away


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.66396 del
>>66390
Looks like the tires need an overinflation to bang into place. Happens to me all the time.
Even bought me that chinesium portable air pump to not go to a shop to hook me up with a compressor or force it via hand pump.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.66397 del
>>66396
For me, it's the soapy water trick.

Bertacek, I advise you to pray regularly to Saint Calvin


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.66398 del
>>66397
Yes soapy water is the easiest for new tires


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.66399 del
>>66390
does indeed look like it's the tires
could be both


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.66400 del
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it's done, problem solved


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.66401 del
Alright, another Vinderbud or something. 1500m (f). Femkegod in the first race so get ready at 16:30!!!

>* * * * *
Miho TAKAGI (JAP)
>* * * *
>Femke KOK (NED), Antoinette RIJPMA-DE JONG (NED)
>* * *
Ragne WIKLUND (NOR), Brittany BOWE (USA), Nadezhda MOROZOVA (KAZ), Francesca LOLLOBRIGIDA (DOP)
>* *
Marijke GROENEWOUD (NED), HAN Mei (CHN), Ivanie BLONDIN (CAN), Valerie MALTAIS (CAN), Kaitlyn MCGREGOR (SUI), Nikola ZDRÁHALOVÁ (CZE), Ayano SATO (JAP), Elizaveta GOLUBEVA (KAZ)
>*
Isabelle VAN ELST (BEL), Momoka HORIKAWA (JAP), Beatrice LAMARCHE (CAN), YIN Qi (CHN), Natalia CZERWONKA (POL), Jeannine ROSNER (AUT), Lea-Sophie SCHOLZ (GER), LIM Leewon (KOR), PARK Ji-Woo (KOR), LI Jiaxuan (CHN), Ellia SMEDING (GBR), Aurora Grinden LOVAS (NOR), Greta MYERS (USA), Arina ILYACHSHENKO (KAZ)


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.66402 del
>>66401
>Femcock
Please take that degenerate shit elsewhere


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.66403 del
>>66401
Just not a chink or a (DOP). Although that Nip is also rather repulsive and has name like some cheap soy sauce brand.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.66404 del
>>66401
>Takagi 1.95
>F*mcock 2.1
>Ripme-De Jong 9
>Wiklund 11
>Lollobrigida 15
>Groenewould 34
>Morozova 51
>Bowie 81
>Han 101
>Blonding 101
>Zdrahalova 101
>McGregor 126
>Golubeva 151
...
>Li 201
>Qi 301
>Wo 501
>Sablikova N/A


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.66405 del
>>66401
fucking finally some good dopeglide I hope I make it back in time


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.66406 del
>>66401
Hey I remember those names, Rumpa De Jong and Kok. How has Suzanne Schulting done in these olympics? And the swedish instathot whatshername? Don't really follow skating


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.66407 del
can't you true a crabbon wheel ?


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.66408 del
>>66407
nope once they go out of true they are fucked for good, had to throw away one of my 1050g lightcarbon wheelsets in November last year, shit sucks
thankfully I had 3 more good carbon wheelsets over or else I would've been in a pickle


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.66409 del
>>66408
Heh good one
Also, funny to see UAE pulling only for Molano to finish 11th again


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.66410 del
>>66409
squeaker_very_silly.jpg
to be fair there are some constructions that mold carbon spokes to the rim and hub so if one of those breaks you really are fucked, idk if those are repairable


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.66411 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.66412 del
>17 SYRITSA Gleb
a-are there velopoints for 17th?


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.66413 del
My boi Blikra finally scoring some points.

>>66412
Not in this competition.


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.66414 del
Mezgecgod!! But everyone has him of course


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.66415 del
Damnit where is Houcou. FUCK


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.66416 del
>>66406
Schulting did nothing. I have no idea about Swedish whores


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.66417 del
>>66414
The current top 2 does not
Also there a few people who dont in the top 10


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.66418 del
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>>66417
But he was 4 coins and the team has no other sprinter. How are people who do not pay attention ranked so high. You would almost think this game is based on pure luck


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.66419 del
imagine binland v. sl*vakia gold medal hokkei match phwooar


Bert 02/20/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.66420 del
>>66418
But he's old and washed, and I had to pick the Jew for good karma.



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