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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No. 64860
comfy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
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13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
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14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

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Previous thread:
>>63877


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.64926 del
>After the riders were stopped due to safety concerns (strong winds), the peloton continued under neutralization towards Alhama de Murcia. There, the riders got into the team cars and will travel to Santomera, where the finish line was originally planned.

>The current plan is to hold a race on the streets of Santomera, but no final decision has been made.

>In any case, the results of today’s stage will not count towards the GC.

what's the point even, also the goomble shouldn't count if you just suddenly turn the race into a sprint stage


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.64927 del
UAE open too, Remco 28, Torito 22, Jonny 18.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.64928 del
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soon


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.64929 del
>From the race organisation:

>Due to strong winds, and as it is impossible to continue, the peloton will move to Santomera to ride a 10 km neutralized urban circuit.

>Times will not be recorded, but there will be a stage winner and the jerseys will be awarded.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.64930 del
well let me say it:
lame


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.64931 del
>>64890
>giving your own mother cancer to save your career
ruthless


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.64932 del
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Don't think I am picking Remco or Jonny. We shall see what silly idea will blow in me face.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.64933 del
>>64932
one obstacle is that the competition is unreliable garbage so I struggle to come up with a team that could outscore the favorites without relying on pure coincidence


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.64934 del
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>>64932
>>64933
one echelon in either of these stages and it could literally be over for any rider
don't pick gall


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.64935 del
>>64933
The issue is Jonny is not invincible and Remco is kill on that final rampa.
Also there are more drivers to come on the startlist.
>>64934
Plus yes, these stupid echelons, gotta check the weather even for permanently sunny places.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.64936 del
>>64935
outside of del toro I don't think there's any rider here that can threaten a not sick memco even on that rampa
the startlist is weak and the one that could outclimb him can't TT at all


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.64937 del
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echelons are coincidence


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.64938 del
>>64936
Yes, of coursh even, but if I am paying that much I am expecting Pogicaca tier of dominance in a lesser race.
Picking him is still the reasonable thing to do, probable THE move, but this year it is hard to find anything in the 4 tier, barely anything in the 6 tier. At least UKU is 6.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.64939 del
If there's a stage winner Velobert is just going to count it and not give a FUCK. And we are all SCREWED


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.64940 del
>>64939
my arch nemesis UAEpo had Tendies in his team.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.64941 del
>>64939
atleast that retard Menten didn't start, he was probably the fastest sprinter


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.64942 del
Surprised Figueira Champions went on, it was bound to be cancelled for sure


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.64943 del
>>64929
Reminder that these races are more important to the Velogames season than TdF


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.64945 del
>>64944
gonna go brace the winds now myself (15 kph speed) if I don't come back award me the overall goomble win posthumously


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.64946 del
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>>64945


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.64947 del
RHEISH at the frente


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.64948 del
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>Gustav WANG
No offense!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.64949 del
We "live" in a la Region


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.64950 del
juliusbert speaks to the people


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.64951 del
none of these spaniards can speak english so they have picked some poor woman from the streets


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.64952 del
if there is gonna be a stage winner, half the peleton is already dropped in the neutralized start


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.64953 del
those world tour teams are invited not just to race the fig da fug classics or algarve but also at the volta


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.64954 del
liepinjs wins


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.64955 del
juliusbert second again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.64956 del
2hulius


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.64957 del
I'm back for 2hrs in 30km/h wind. Takes all the pleasure out of it I have to say


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.64958 del
When are we seeing Seixas again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.64959 del
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>>64957
Anyway, been on 5h a week since November, guess the threshold progress couldn't go on forever


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.64960 del
This is a kino region for cycling, a bit underrated as french one goes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.64961 del
>Powless laché


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.64962 del
>>64961
>Powless
Ironic name heh


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.64963 del
>>64961
what were they pacing for?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.64964 del
Kino gravel trail on the side


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.64965 del
cam on carlito


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.64966 del
cam on riggitello


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.64967 del
For me, it's Matty Ricky


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.64968 del
vacek drinking them ketones


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.64969 del
I didn't think about which rider is good at dieseling up a constant 7% gradient. Bertolo must really hate those French rampas with gentle gradients.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.64970 del
axeltard actually thought laurance could win here


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.64971 del
also tietema shitters getting dropped already
joke team


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.64972 del
>>64971
Noooo they deserve to have a TdF spot built around a 38 year old motor doping fraud noooooo


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.64973 del
tao gigagamer also not there


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.64974 del
This is not going to last but LOULERQUEGOD is also there.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.64975 del
Oh no, Wouter.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.64976 del
fuck off Poels, useless shitter
why did I fall for him


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64977 del
>>64976
Tittyma hype


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64978 del
>Rémi DAUMAS


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64979 del
AJ AUGUST absolutely shredding the peloton. Love to see it


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64980 del
fatceck pops


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64981 del
vacek parcheggio
philosopheur dead


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64982 del
future grand toor winner aj august


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.64983 del
>>64978
Knowers knew


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.64984 del
Total LIDL def.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.64985 del
>>64974
I don't think he's there or ever was


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.64986 del
Breuillard pas normal


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.64987 del
>Rampas inhumanas
>Frozen roads
It's Riccitello time


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.64988 del
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>>64983


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.64989 del
goodbye champagne poppy


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.64990 del
crod goes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.64991 del
the rare crod attack


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.64992 del
CAM ON MATTY

SCORE SOME WATTS

USA USA USA


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.64993 del
kek this is battle of the punchlets


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.64994 del
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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.64995 del
>>64994
I bet Sepo is somewhere smiling down on our young Matthew


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.64996 del
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Bertacek told me not to pick Riccitello


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.64997 del
jesus that rivera dude is doped to the gills


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.64998 del
Lessgo Brandon.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.64999 del
they're gonna fuck it up lmao


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.65000 del
I think I will have like 100 velopoints total from Province
Why did you tell me not to pick richietello?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.65001 del
We're about to see a 400W sprint for victory


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.65002 del
SNOW KINO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.65003 del
this is the most boring climbing I've seen in a while


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.65004 del
might see some slippy G remembrance kino


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.65005 del
>>64997
fresh from Colombia


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.65006 del
I will also have 0 points or something but whatever I am watching speed skating


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.65007 del
man rodriguez my man, you need to do some 30/30s


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.65008 del
poels like 30th in this field is actually embarrassing
should revoke their giro wildcard too


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.65009 del
Bért is going to murder everyone this stage. Looming an overall stage win.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.65010 del
Half an hour to go, let's repost my VINDERBUD

>* * * * *
Jordan STOLZ (USA)
>* * * *
Jenning DE BOO (NED), Damian ZUREK (POL)
>* * *
Yevgeniy KOSHKIN (KAZ), Wataru MORISHIGE (JAP), GAO Tingyu (CHN), KIM Jun-Ho (KOR)
>* *
Bjørn MAGNUSSEN (NOR), Sebastian DINIZ (NED), Tatsuya SHINHAMA (JAP), Marek KANIA (POL), Laurent DUBREUIL (CAN), Cooper MCLEOD (USA), Katsuhiro KURATSUBO (JAP), Joep WENNEMARS (NED), XUE Zhiwen (CHN)
>*
Marten LIIV (EST), Piotr MICHALSKI (POL), Jeffrey ROSANELLI (ITA), LIAN Ziwen (CHN), Hendrik DOMBEK (GER), Moritz KLEIN (GER), Zach STOPPELMOOR (USA), Nil LLOP IZQUIERDO (ESP), KOO Kyung-Min (KOR), Cedrick BRUNET (CAN), Anders JOHNSON (CAN), Henrik Fagerli RUKKE (NOR), Ignaz GSCHWENTNER (AUT)


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.65011 del
Probably someone will have someone in good points instead of Poels (fuck W*ut) but that will be great results for the French goombling.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.65012 del
35 km to go down in portugal


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.65013 del
>>65011
I have 1-2 and scallop


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.65014 del
>>65013
He has 1-2-4-7-10-20


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.65015 del
PAPON giving me 1 points lmao


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.65016 del
I stopped spinning the results script but I will do it now.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.65017 del
Wait, Emu DNF yesterday? WTF happened?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.65018 del
expected a bit more of peter jannis


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.65019 del
>>65017
everytime I look at his PCS picture I think 70 IQ retard


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.65020 del
>49. GEOGHEGAN HART Tao +11:06


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.65021 del
"Brazilian" Braathen. Definitely not Norwegian and doped


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.65022 del
Vacek really is the king of blowing up spectacularly
When is his team gonna tell him to pick a lane and stick to what he's good at


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.65023 del
>>65022
Never picking Cz*ch runners again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.65024 del
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These are just the finishline points.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.65025 del
>>65022
Why would you think he'd do anything with this profile ?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.65026 del
>>65025
I didn't, his team sent him as a GC leader.
And you can't tell me he didn't try because he stuck around till the last 10 or so riders


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.65027 del
>>65021
rides for brazil because he didn't see eye to eye with the norwegian federation
does this mean he's clean or uber doped


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.65028 del
attaque uae team dopage


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.65029 del
seething widar is in this race


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.65030 del
>dnf martinez in portugal
a match made in heaven


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.65031 del
>>65027
Too doped for Norwegians and going to South America. This guy's grave will be a radiation hazard for thousands of years


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.65032 del
WIDAR at the frente


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.65033 del
mcnulty is such a beast


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.65034 del
WE LIVE IN MILANO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.65035 del
heh, ARANBARU...


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.65036 del
DNF and Arambaru among the living.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.65037 del
Ah, jose been


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.65038 del
italian cheaters at it again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.65039 del
Isn't this that race with the kino coast shots?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.65040 del
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>>65039
yes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.65041 del
>>65039
yep


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.65042 del
>>65040
Meh the cliffs of Oostende are also impressive


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.65043 del
>>65042
the white cliffs of oostende


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.65044 del
Widarlich, drop that gnome already


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.65045 del
aranburu the wild descender goes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.65046 del
there's a skating team pursuit?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.65047 del
Wennemars KWAB again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.65048 del
aranbarrow with his best valverde impression


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.65049 del
>>65046
Yes. But I don't really like it. Mass start is more fun


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.65050 del
Morgado going to kwab this fraud


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.65051 del
A fucking chink.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.65052 del
>>65051
That was the guy who FUCKED us


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.65053 del
>>65052
Then fuck him even more, they're all the same 4me.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65054 del
Joy as the people of the center of Portugal finally get something to be happy about.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65055 del
wheelsucker BTFO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65056 del
MOR
GA
DOOOOOOOOO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65057 del
Morgado enjoying his last moments in Iberian sunshine before being exiled to the Low Countries


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65058 del
A fucking chink.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65059 del
Xuexuexuexue


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65060 del
>>65055
You love to see it


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65061 del
Mareg GANIA :DDDDDDD


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.65062 del
>>65061
He is a big guy


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.65063 del
the sun rises


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.65064 del
Noice, too bad he already lost with the Nip.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.65065 del
That was pretty good. Zurekgod going to DESTROY this SHIT


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.65066 del
That was nothing. Annoying starter


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65067 del
>>65066
>Blind train engineer
Concerning


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65068 del
OR


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65069 del
muslim


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65070 del
A fucking leaf.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65071 del
A LEAF


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65072 del
>>65067
Just a little movement, who cares


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.65073 del
OR


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.65074 del
tv commentators said that Quebecois do sprints and anglo-leafs do the long distances


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.65075 del
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>>65070
>>65071


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.65076 del
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I'll take care of that guy.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.65077 del
How does Kazakhstan as nation even work when they have such a big slav minority?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.65078 del
>>65077
It doesn't


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.65079 del
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Send me forward to June, I'm ready


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.65080 del
This is it. Aaaahhh


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.65081 del
>>65077
heard its pretty dysfunctional


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.65082 del
BOO vs STOLZ (German)


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65083 del
Dude is Stolz to be an American


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65084 del
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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65085 del
>>65077
Who would want to mingle with these "people".


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65086 del
Booo


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65087 del
FUCK FUCKING FUCK


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65088 del
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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65089 del
Gold and silver done


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65090 del
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Ich bin STOLZ zu sein EIN AMERIKANER


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65091 del
Haha gold medal


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.65092 del
Dawaj xD


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.65093 del
And Polan loses again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.65094 del
KUUUUUURWA


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.65095 del
Great wheel buckle ŻUREK.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.65096 del
Akem, I have seen this coming. >>64911


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.65097 del
Now that's a Bert hairline if I've ever seen one


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.65098 del
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>zurek
>aged 26


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.65099 del
bertbros..


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.65100 del
They ran out of free condoms at the Olympics after 3 days. Fug


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.65101 del
Yes well, I thought there will be one medal from Żurek's 1k. Not only there are two medals but Żurek is a kwik with none.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.65102 del
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Silver with a gold edge


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.65103 del
>>65102
Wout?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.65104 del
>>65101
4th and 4th. That's a special kind of kwab. Wout Zurek


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.65105 del
how about we give the medal to the highest place NATTY runner


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.65106 del
>>65105
Then GSCHWENTNER wins probably


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.65107 del
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Look how happy he is before being sent to belgium for 2 months


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.65108 del
>>65107
he barely does any classics


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.65109 del
>>65107
A horrible fate


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.65110 del
turns out morgado will only do dwars door and rvv at least for now


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.65111 del
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>>65104
Incredibly embaraskin. Time for him to have a lull in form, them start gaining weight, lose hair and be the coach-alcoholic in Tomaszów or on the new track in Zakopane.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.65112 del
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HR thru the roof


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.65113 del
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I book this as win!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.65114 del
>>65112
120 bpm or what


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.65115 del
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>>65114
too many a beers, lack of sleep and NO burger yesterday might have caused this


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.65116 del
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>>65115
>129
>153
overworking big time


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.65117 del
>>65115
>too many beers
based
>NO burger
cringe


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.65118 del
>>65117
that's what happens when i don't pick the venue


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.65119 del
>>65118
What did you eat

Be specific


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.65120 del
>>65118
>he lets business associates choose the pivovar
holy underling


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.65121 del
>>65120
my business associate was celebrating the birth of his wife's second child, burger joint was scandalously overlooked as a potential venue
>>65119
only some snacks, more snacks and even more snacks, there wasn't even kitchen!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.65122 del
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>Grandes lost to Finnberts 0:11


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.65123 del
>>65121
Oh God I hate that shit.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.65124 del
Hey, I got tree (3) medals.
Wonder if Żurek wasn't a weakmind.
And someone could sneak in one (1) gold.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.65125 del
>>65124
Can't believe how strong Kacper is mentally, he seems to get the best possible jump in the toghtest spot. What an athlete, I hope the Polish coaches won't ruin him


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.65126 del
>>65124
now turn one of your ski jumpers into just to be a cyclist


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.65127 del
>>65125
He really looks like something, luckily ski jumping is still the favorite child of the winter sports association so they will likely be kid-gloving him.
Maybe I haven't been watching this """sport""" for a while, but it also has been a while since I have seen this many Finnish flags in final torty.
>>65126
That is a GREAT idea!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.65128 del
ukrainian got too greedy


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.65129 del
is pigeon a recurring polish name?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.65130 del
>>65129
It's something like Pigeonczlwrzcsky.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.65131 del
>>65129
He skates in my town's academic club, no speak polska.
>>65130
You're not the best person to go about it Zsolt Szombatherkcs.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.65132 del
>>65131
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.65133 del
>>65132
Ok, FINE, but Czechoslovaks can be even worse!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.65134 del
>>65133
Those are just Slavicized German names.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.65135 del
>jens van T'WOUT


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.65136 del
great sport that short track skate thingy, lots of chutes and fighting and you feel dizzy if you watch intently


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.65137 del
WoutGOD


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.65138 del
Lol that angloid killed both Chinese


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.65139 del
it's disgusting how many points are awarded for Murcia


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.65140 del
>>65139
Once again I will remind my fellow berts is worth SUBSTANTIALLY more than the Tour de France.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.65141 del
>>65140
*The warmup championship is worth more


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.65142 del
>>65139
Oh great I lost a billion points. But at least better than Bertacek hehe


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.65143 del
>>65140
yes
yes we are


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.65144 del
>Overall Rank: 1977 of 2149
oh wow


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.65145 del
I AM LAST


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.65146 del
>>65145
>Overall Rank: 2170 of 2249
pwoah


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.65147 del
>>65139
i will take my win in pride, very skillful goombling


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.65148 del
in today's egg harvest I scored even worse decoupling than perhaps even our very Bert Bertaček
it's over for someone today that someone is me


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.65149 del
>>65148
how bad are we talking


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.65150 del
>>65149
we're talking z2 power at z4 heart rate


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.65151 del
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>>65150
stop copying


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