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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No. 63877
ice grug edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>62912


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.63919 del
Hello


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.63920 del
Good evening sirs


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.63921 del
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Hi.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.63922 del
Not even that bad from Czerwonka


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.63923 del
That was better than expected.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.63924 del
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nice lever position


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.63925 del
Oh Isabelle van Elst is just Dutch. No Flemish accent at all


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.63926 del
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Since when does pogi do Calpe?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.63927 del
Almost chute lel. This fraud can stay in Belgium


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.63928 del
kwak


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.63929 del
Francetv is not showing skating, I feel left out


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.63930 del
>>63926
grug is there


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.63931 del
Bertacek spotted in the audience


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.63932 del
>>63929
Surely they will show the second part. These were just the shitters


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.63933 del
femke cock


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.63934 del
What now. No team to adjust and mess up. Dinner - eaten. Laundry - drying. Dishes - done. Shit - deployed.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.63935 del
>>63926
aren't they always in that region in winter/spring? Lots of social media stalker content from that area at least


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.63936 del
>>63934
deadlifts


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.63937 del
>leave for 10 minutes to grab food
>come back to fem-ice hockey
gross


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.63938 del
>>63935
He stays in monaco mostly, maybe his GF is there with her team


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.63939 del
>>63936
That's tomorrow, haven't been to the gym today.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.63940 del
>>63939
a little reading then


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.63941 del
>>63932
They're showing curling ...


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.63942 del
>>63940
Grug no read.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.63943 del
suisse-german tv isn't loading hmm. But schweiz-french tv is working, evening is saved


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.63944 del
>>63938
last year they were there in december I know that for sure because friends of mine stalked the team and filmed lots of stalker content


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.63945 del
>>63944
lovely, I saw arnaud de stier last week too but I didn't stalk him
yet


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.63946 del
>>63945
Stier is stalking you, not the other way around


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.63947 del
non... mes vaches... bessie...


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.63948 del
We are BACK


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.63949 del
FALSE START


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.63950 del
LETS GO CHYNA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.63951 del
when's slutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.63952 del
>>63951
Almost Bert


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.63953 del
must be fun doing those corners with 50 km/h. I even own some 60 year old ice skates to use them on frozen lakes, but that doesn't happen very often.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.63954 del
>chyna hag
lets go... poland? eh


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.63955 del
Yin Qi's scooby


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.63956 del
Kwik what a kwek.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.63957 del
Man everybody is slow. The ice must be SHIT


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.63958 del
>>63957
what makes an ice fast


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.63959 del
Jutta has 12 layers of paint on her face


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.63960 del
black power


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.63961 del
>>63958
Well the temperature and it can be soft or hard or something idk


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.63962 del
>>63957
It's 10 degrees ouside and this is some cheap makeshift track made in Italy. You had your experience with treins made in Italy that were supposed to run between Bruxelles and Amsterdam.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.63963 del
>>63960
KARA BOGA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63964 del
boo


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63965 del
black don't crack


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63966 del
SHIEEET


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63967 del
sheeeeeit she fast


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63968 del
Another sport whites can't compete in anymore they discovered track


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.63969 del
>>63962
Yes but Lollobrigida and Eitrem were still absolutely NOT NORMAL


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.63971 del
damn that hair must be 3kg on its own


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.63972 del
>>63970
he's out with bad stomach. that burger that he keeps eating isn't fresh anymore.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.63973 del
CAM ON LASS


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.63974 del
>>63972
kek


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.63975 del
FEMKE FEMKE FEMKE


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.63976 del
COCKS OUT FOR FEMKE


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.63977 del
CAM ON FEMCOCK
PUSH SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.63978 del
did big fake lips invade holland too


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63979 del
pwoah


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63980 del
>-1.24
!


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63981 del
>>63972
omani lab rat "food" is to blame
if anything, burger has been vindicated


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63982 del
PWOAH


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63983 del
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUVKKKVKKVKVJUDJDHHAAAAA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63984 del
PURE SPEED


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63985 del
WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63986 del
KOKOKOKOKOK


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63987 del
>>63983
would've been WR on decent ice


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63988 del
chocofem is forgotten, now I root for femcock


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63989 del
This HAS to be gold


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.63990 del
Also the negress will be lynched out of medals, probably.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.63991 del
takagibros?
sluttabros??


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.63992 del
White girl winter


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.63993 del
This is NOT NORMAL. But in this case clean of course


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63994 del
ca marche


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63995 del
de nul is zeker weg bij nederland


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63996 del
This is an impossible time. Too bad Jutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63997 del
>>63994
Was writing this but didn't post kek.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.63998 del
>1:12.59
BLOOD LIKE SYRUP BLOOD LIKE SYRUP


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.63999 del
still rooting for slutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.64000 del
Don't show that retard.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64001 del
for me it's le coq-sur-mer.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64002 del
>leerdam -0.19
UH OH FEMKE UH OH


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64003 del
Slutta absolutely storming.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64004 del
WHAT IN THE FUCK


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64005 del
1:12.31
JUST HOW DOPED IS THIS PERFORMANCE??
HOW DOPED IS THE DUTCH NT???


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64006 del
yes well


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64007 del
cockbros...


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64008 del
THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64009 del
SLUTTA
SLUTTA
SLUTTA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64010 del
hello wada?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64011 del
Okay I bow


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64012 del
She's so ugly lmao, what did she do to her face?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64013 del
>>64012
BOGGED


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64014 del
jesus so performative


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64015 del
>>64014
Cringing hard, me.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64016 del
she's wearing A LOT of makeup


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.64017 del
>>63810
vinderbud not accounting for DOPAGE


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.64018 del
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>>64017
The Vinderbud was very good but I didn't want to jinx this time


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.64019 del
>>64010
emergerncy WADA meeting


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.64020 del
>kok losing to slut
many such cases


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.64021 del
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>>64017
>>64018
Vinderbud went exactly as planned, the reverse jinx worked like a charm.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.64022 del
>>64019
This is clean. With no Norwegians and Italians we can finally perform


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.64023 del
>>64019
how does she get away not getting any roid traces from that youtube bf? On the other a Suisse athlete did get away with the sex excuse.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.64024 del
>>64020
kek


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.64025 del
>>64023
He's gay and they don't have sex


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.64026 del
czechberts on suicide watch


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.64027 del
>>64025
truthful post


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.64028 del
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whens the next dopevent? Tomorrow?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.64029 del
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>>64028
Day after tomorrow but I have to work


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.64030 del
>>64029
gotta say male skating doesn't hit particularly hard, another one of those sports where the females fit better


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.64031 del
>>64030
This sounds a bit coomerish if I may say


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.64032 del
>>64031
just how it is


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.64033 del
19y old Tomasiak 0.1p from podium, this is the day Polskabros


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.64034 del
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>see ompoop on pcs frontpage
>click on it to check the startlist
>literally who are these people why are there so many jobbers in this race
>it's the womens race


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.64035 del
>>64033
Shhh don't jinx it!
First ski jumping something I have watched since a while.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.64036 del
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>>64034
Maybe you just like women.
A bit gay tbh.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.64037 del
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>>64034
It has just been established you are a coomer so you should be familiar with these names


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.64038 del
>>64030
like beach volleyball


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.64039 del
>>64037
the amount of cuties in the female pro peleton is absolutely grim


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.64040 del
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>>64036
>>64037
Yes I like them.
But I don't follow female road cycling at all, I can watch track, cx, mtb but road? It's too grim


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.64041 del
>A new biopic about Lance Armstrong is in the works. The former American cyclist will be involved in the film, but will not be producing it. Edward Berger, who previously made "Nons Neues Im Westen" and "Conclave," will take over.

>Austin Butler plays Lance


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.64042 del
>>64041
Who?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.64043 del
>>64041
>one relatively short period of cycling provides enough content for several decades
>it's not even a particularly good or entertaining period


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.64044 del
>>64041
wonder if he's related to the great BUTLER Reynard


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.64045 del
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We're live in Sarajevo.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.64046 del
>>64045
glad I don't live there


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.64047 del
>>64035
suddenly we have a new Simon Ammann


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.64048 del
>>64035
Go kacper my son


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.64049 del
fou bert beaten


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.64050 del
gold


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.64051 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpy6jWtvnqU [Embed] good video


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.64052 del
A medal!
>>64047
This guy was always meh, now a medal!
>>64050
You too a medal, Teutonic Tormentor *spits*


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.64053 del
Ski jumping truly is the greatest, so happy for Kacper although he couldn't quite make ot for the gold


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.64054 del
Germany-Poland-Switzerland
I can live with this


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.64055 del
>>64051
>slippery people starts playing


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.64056 del
>>64055
the trail from the thumbnail is crazy if you mess up you perish


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.64058 del
>>64057
oil slick? why are there dude's chuting solo a minute after the others chute


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.64059 del
>>64041
Conclave sucked ass


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.64060 del
>>64059
his new one Ballad of a Small Player is also absolute dogshit


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.64061 del
>>64058
I've been rewatching it a couple times and I have no idea why the solo chutes happen, they just do. Maybe its really sandy but the road looks clear enough


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.64062 del
>>64058
>>64061
Has to be something slippy but also colorless.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.64063 del
>>64058
Riders chuting in a roundabout happens so often. It's basically a skill issue


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.64064 del
>>64041
ynr that Lance wqs in Dodgeball. His inspiring speech always makes me kek.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.64065 del
Primoz chilling at the Olympics is part of his training plan?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.64066 del
>>64065
training?
plan?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.64067 del
>>64066
Are you on tramadol again?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.64068 del
>5 rounds of business dinner
idk what what to write in me calorie tables


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.64069 del
>>64068
FULL


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.64070 del
>>64068
>his applet doesn't just input data automagically mit foto
KWAB


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.64071 del
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>>64041
>Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.64072 del
>Enjoy a juicy succulent burger at a diner
>Staff is cleaning and sterilizing floors right now, I'm literally surrounded by cleaning fumes and mops/buckets
>Check to see if this is some sort of passive aggressive GTFO move if they close at 5pm (now), the answer is no, they close at midnight
>Can't even enjoy my burger because my eyes and sinuses are burning from cleaning fumes
Also my Veloteam appears to have completely shit the bed so it's just not a good day.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.64073 del
>>64068
Business? What business. You have no business


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.64074 del
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>tfw eating burger


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.64075 del
>>64073
What? I am member of the board


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.64076 del
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>check german olympia news
>slutta picture story


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.64077 del
>>64075
Shamelessly copying Norm: board is spelled B O R E D.

Go to sleep you assholes, I'm seeing you in the office 7am flat. It still some siestanigger tier time.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.64078 del
done a BIG chute comicale at the ski slope
good thing my cyc gf wasn't there to see it


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