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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No. 62912
more Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro

>CX races
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855


Previous thread:
>>61900


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.62914 del
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squeak squeak squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.62915 del
Good evening berts, how was your ride? Mine was GREAT, finally some sun. I discovered a new river in the middle of my usual loop but fine


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.62917 del
>>62915
been sick for a few days, haven't scored an egg in 4 days
feeling better now but the weather is still dogshit


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.62918 del
>>62917
mhm forgor the flag


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.62919 del
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so what is it with the beef between patje and horner? if I paid attention, there has already been a post or 2 about it somewhere.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.62920 del
>>62915
Z3 on the Vinemachine.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.62921 del
>>62919
horner just called him out for saying stupid shit in interviews as far as I can see that's pretty much it
among those patje complains about shitty business practices that he engaged in as well and that he failed remco in regards to teaching him how to race among other things


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.62922 del
>>62921
we will see, when remco races against pogi if that has anything to do with better nutrition and rounder wheels.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.62923 del
>>62922
horner also talks shit about bora and their retarded "tactics" if you can even call it that he's well aware that this team is not an improvement in that regard
nothing will change remco will continue to finish behind pog and vingo but dump on the shitty rest who he's dumped on before


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.62924 del
>>62922
every pundit loves to talk about beating pogi but what can you do with he has 30 watts on you and his team is also stacked so they can reel you in all day


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.62925 del


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.62926 del
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Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.62927 del
>>62915
come ride in Marin with me


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.62928 del
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been hiking lately (some bonus ramen I made last night)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.62929 del
>>62927
Where is that?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.62930 del
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>>62915
Every day more snow melts and new routes open up. I feel like an arctic explorer at times, I go test a path that seems clear only to find it turn to ice after a km or two.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.62931 del
>>62928
very cool


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.62932 del
>>62929
California north of San Francisco


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.62933 del
>>62928
nice TREE


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.62934 del
>I suffer in norcal


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.62935 del
>>62934
I actually do suffer in NYC


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.62936 del
>>62932
>>62928
California looks like heaven on earth. Only visited a colleague once in santa barbara, Shill vibes and great cycling potential


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.62937 del
>>62936
February through May, it's one of the prettiest places on earth


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.62938 del
I HAVENT SEEN SUN IN TREE MONTHS


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.62939 del
>>62938
your Eiffeltower copy isn't above the fog?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.62940 del
omloop


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.62941 del
grug is going to do the omloop by the way, which in turn means he'll be cursed and pogacar wins msr and roubaix


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.62942 del
omloop het volk
omloop het nieuwsblad


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.62943 del
my r*mcoid fatigue is possibly terminal


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.62944 del
know it has been posted but lmao at vingegaard pussying out already
must need to sell some houses for the missus


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.62945 del
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I wasn't aware that we had speed skaters. all ice rinks are optimized for ice hockey here.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.62946 del
Imagine Grug gets collected during Ompoop


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.62947 del
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we live in Italy


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.62948 del
>>62944
kwabberony 2bqh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.62949 del
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so that brandon rivera speed on the time trial
that can't be correct right?
that is an insane performance


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.62950 del
>>62949
sure can be correct keep in mind it was at over 2500m altitude so naturally faster than any normal itt we will encounter
gap to the competition smells of dopage though


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.62951 del
>>62950
sure at altitude but the guy isn't even that good nor is he a good TT'er
even accounting for the altitude that is an insane performance over 44km (!)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.62952 del
it already giga mogs the farce that was Paris opening


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.62953 del
>>62949
they probably just swapped his blood bag with that of Bernal GOMSH by mistake


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.62954 del
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>>62951
pan y agua eh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.62955 del
>>62951
antisudaca racism you must work for the WADA


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.62956 del
>>62955
speaking of which I think we need to ban some more of them to atone for recent ciclismo sins


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.62957 del
>>62955
he's 2 minutes faster than contreras, who is a doper
I reckon he hung off the team car for a few km


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.62958 del
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he actually posted it on strava
he goes 10km/h faster going up the hill than he does on the flat or descent


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.62959 del
>>62958
can you link it? The account I found hasn't had an entry since 2019


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.62961 del
vance go home


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.62962 del
>>62960
47 kph up the 3% bump at the start heh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.62963 del
laura pausini... my youth


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.62964 del
cortina is rightfully Austrian clay


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.62965 del
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can't wait to hear my boy luciano and all three ricchi e poveri together


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.62966 del
>>62965
>it's time to say goodbye
some hologram of those dudes will appear at the closing ceremony in the Giro stadium in Verona.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.62967 del
>>62966
when is the berlusconi hologram coming on


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.62968 del
>>62967
if some athlete tores his angus like our cyclists, some dedicated bunga bunga song will be played


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.62969 del
so when is the Olympic cyclocross race again? they could have done it in Val di Sole.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.62970 del
speaking of ceremoneies that gojira bit was pretty kino
hard to believe it's been four years already


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.62971 del
andorra has snow, one would expect them to have more athletes


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.62972 del
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kek


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.62973 del
>>62972
richard plugge in a few years


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.62974 del


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.62975 del
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first habsburg country marching in, the rest of the empire will have their separate entries


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.62976 del
belgio bros do your best


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.62977 del
benin


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.62978 del
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belgium mentioned, flandrians, wallonians forced to march together with people from Bruxelles


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.62979 del
BENIN :DDDDDD


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.62980 del
BENIS :-DDDDDDDDDDD


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.62981 del
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haha benin


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.62982 del
Vinester carrying the BiH ice-plackard.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.62983 del
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ynr the Sarajevo winter olympics


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.62984 del
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norwegian traitor spotted


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.62985 del
brasil bro almost injuring himself


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.62986 del
All transplants.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.62987 del
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reminder that the Giro starts in the footstep of the Romans


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.62988 del
>fucking leafs


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.62989 del
a
fucking
leaf


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.62990 del
the skinwalkers are here


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.62992 del
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czech ems


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.62993 del
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very peculiar outfit


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.62994 del
This is leaf tier dancing.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.62995 del
>>62992
kekia


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.62996 del
"Cile" lol


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.62997 del
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that's a lot of athletes you're sending just for ice hockey and biathlon


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.62998 del
>okee ping pong


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.62999 del
czech tv
>they all look the same to us europeans


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.63000 del
Kumho plant will get built in me town, can't wait for le heckin ethnic food from Koryo.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.63001 del
>>62999
B-based!


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.63002 del
Bet you will find a few PEDERSEN in that roster.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.63003 del
waar is jonas?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.63004 del
Klaus JUNGBLUTH RODRIGUEZ


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.63005 del
(older than any of us, Herr Klaus)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.63006 del
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team UAE and girmay entering


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.63007 del
I forget how tiny the populations are of so many European countries


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.63008 del
Berteles incoming :DDDD


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.63009 del
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asian czechs and the most ebin country in the world


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.63010 del
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buy adidas


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.63011 del
did one of them chute? kek


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.63012 del
Ok stop walking finally, Teutonic Tormentors, I don't have time for this.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.63013 del
Giamaica haha


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.63014 del
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famous bob sleigh nation


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.63015 del
after Germany, the other Italian ally from the axis is marching in. so kawaii desu.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.63016 del
gott strafe engeland


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.63017 del
All these orange English roses.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.63018 del
GOTT STRAFE


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.63019 del
This is just silly with these token negros.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.63020 del
>AYTI!


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.63021 del
for me it's hong kong, UK


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.63022 del
india ...


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.63023 del
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saars


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.63024 del
i ran away


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.63025 del
a fucking clover


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.63026 del
booooooooo


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.63027 del
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My commentators just said there are 10 people in the *srael and stfu'd completely.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.63028 del
In the *srael team of coursh.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.63029 del
look it's kris frum


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.63030 del
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the Holy Roman Empire state that forgot that the HRE doesn't even exist anymore


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.63031 del
mexico renamed because they worship messi


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.63032 del
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cute dress by the mongols


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.63033 del
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dopeur nation. hello wada, stop these cheaters.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.63034 del
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what a BITCH haha


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.63035 del
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döp döp döp naar links naar rechts


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.63036 del
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monaco again


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.63037 del
>>63036
heehee


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.63038 del
our commentator keeps changing the subject back to cycling


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.63039 del
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stars and moon poland


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.63040 del
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cssr could just afford fancy outfits for their athletes from Bohemia and Moravia


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.63041 del
>>63036
That's a lot of people for one medal.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.63042 del
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I just to be a ski jumper


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.63043 del
zuid afrika


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.63044 del
why Danmark so few athletes when all their neighborinos have so many?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.63045 del
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no, this ain't Suisse


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.63046 del
Vanderpoel skipped the entry?

Let’s go suisse


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.63047 del
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yes well, we had the shortest travel distance to Milan


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.63048 del
our boys peerapoos


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.63049 del
stupid türks can't write Turkey correctly


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.63050 del
you krain


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.63051 del
Hüngriye


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.63052 del
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hungry had to wait for the U letter to appear because they dare waving the Italian flag sideways


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.63053 del
>>63052
Üngüria


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.63054 del
boooooo


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.63055 del
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c'est quoi ça? are you seriously telling me that burgers are better dressed than the French?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.63056 del
pizza


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.63057 del
G R A N D E
R R
A A
N N
D D
E E


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.63058 del
Italian outfit is ugly as well. I guess Czechs win the outfit contest.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.63059 del
I DESERVE a czech'em hokkei gf


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.63060 del
>>63059
they lost against Switzerland today. they should be ashamed.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.63061 del
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vincerobros feasting good


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.63062 del
>>63061
please even the Czech national opera has better singers than this


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.63063 del
>the great Andrea BOCELLI and next comes Gigi d'Dag with the new european anthem


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.63064 del
Charlize Theron looking good


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.63065 del
say no to dopage


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.63066 del
well back to ciclismo. don't forget to make a team for oman if you haven't already before you go to bed.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.63067 del
HORNER shitting on Red Bull again
This is gonna be a good year


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.63068 del
>>63064
yeah, funny accent lol, kept slipping around between American and South African


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.63069 del
>>63068
ngl I thought it was an italian look alike since i had audio off


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.63070 del
>THE UNBEATEN UNITED STATES
>...winless checkia
kek
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWULOhgOTXc [Embed]


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.63071 del
>>63070
>the crumbling shanty of Liberec brutally KWAKED by the Rose of Duluth
Sad!


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.63072 del
almost forgot to adjust Oman in


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.63073 del
/burger hours/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UsdGgRL1xHc [Embed]

my oman team is a great fucking team


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.63074 del
>tfw no THOVEX Mirabelle gf


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.63075 del
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>>63073
>my oman team is a great fucking team
I've reached a new phase of my Velogaming. The not giving a shit phase.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.63076 del
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Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.63077 del
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Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.63078 del
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GOSZCZURNY bro's? I know all of you three.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.63079 del
I think I have a 3hrs window this weekend, the rest is full rain


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.63080 del
Damn they already started, my adjusting...


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.63081 del
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>>63079
Yes well.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.63082 del
omani national team missed the break of the day i expect them all to be executed on live video


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.63083 del
>>63082
Race organizers fault for putting a rampa at the start


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.63084 del
>>63078
it's free support points, although there were some couple of world tour 4 pointers


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.63085 del
Thinking about a tiny paypig for a multitool. Will I need a torx 25 a lot? Or small hexes?

Will be also doing a slightly bigger paypig for that Park Tool torque wrench since it is no longer 140 eurobux but 85, and now my set autism can be satiated.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.63086 del
fisher-price black absolutely humiliated by fraud benett


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.63087 del
>>63086
STRONG too. cant keep up with watt monsters of the kiwi amateur scene it seems


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.63088 del
oh didn't notice that our new boi gosz czhurny is in testa della corsa and is already raking in points for us


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.63089 del
>>63088
Yesh, that's why I was all horseback immediately.
The new Alafpolak is upon us.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.63090 del
rooting for my boy gerbil thijssen today


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.63091 del
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Legendary fraud George BENNETT is the new kiwi national campeon
SEXTON 8th
WATTS 12th
STRONG 15th
FISHER-BLACK 18th
KERGOZOU DE LA BOESSIERE humbled, 41st

Volta legend FOUCHE DNF


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.63092 del
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More like GODszczurny


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.63093 del
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cope machine running at full speed already


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.63094 del
>>63093
Damn, wonder if it will stand the full year till vuelta


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.63095 del
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Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.63096 del
WE LIVE IN STELVIO


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.63097 del
marlen reusser DNS, needs a new hypno session


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.63098 del
>DNS Sablikova Martina
caught norovirus from are bertacek it would appear, just like the swiss hockey lassies


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.63099 del
Season just starting and I'm already forgetting velogoombles.

Great.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.63100 del
>>63098
Uh oh Jilekbros. Semirunniybros may be BACK


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>>63099
This is how I win. My teams are shit like everyone else but I never forget


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.63102 del
Hmm R1 is an Am*rican but Czecia also has ZDRÁHALOVA so I think she will start then


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.63103 del
>>63092
for me it's speegosz-czurny


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.63104 del
monney is cash


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.63105 del
>they are able to translate Swiss German dialect to English
this shouldn't be possible


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.63106 del
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donkey category?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.63107 del
>>63096
Suisse 123, thanks for watching. it's already over.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.63108 del
Dominik PARIS is still going. Rather doing controllable falls from mountains.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.63109 del
Pedalton in Oman is not that big, surely there are some BIG names missing


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.63110 del
mauro schmid is always at the back, is he a peletonlet?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.63111 del
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Hong Kong humbled Kazakhstan in Mixed ITT at the Asian Games?
This is unheard of!


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.63112 del
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meanwhile on Oman tv


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.63113 del
very exciting without the kilometers to go
they could start sprinting any moment


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.63114 del
Why is there only an Arabic stream


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.63115 del
1 km to go!


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.63116 del
molano rapid


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.63117 del
Molano. Whatever


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.63118 del
MOLANU wins (will be relegated)
GAVIRIA 2nd
BLIKRSTRA 3rd


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.63119 del
Why was Blikra so slow goddamnit


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.63120 del
PARIGI may not get a medal, ODERMATT certainly not. Franjo almost surely Gold.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.63121 del
Mihkels 7th. That's okay then, I survive


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.63122 del
gaviria without starting his sprint 2km from the line is still good


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.63123 del
holy shit it's the sink hole


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.63124 del
Non-secret pick HOUCOU 11th


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.63125 del
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top 10, a okay


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.63126 del
damn my original team would've won big time here too bad doubt got the better of me and I got rid of many sprinters


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.63127 del
UAE at 7 wins already


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.63128 del
Hehehe Bertacek spent 14 on JEANNIÈRE who is nowhere to be found


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.63129 del
>>63124
UKU for 8 was so stupid.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.63130 del
>>63129
Yeah that guy has only raced on 1.2 and 2.2 level. Ridiculous


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.63131 del
>>63129
there was a guy on FDJ that has almost never raced outside of china and he was still not 4 points


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.63132 del
>>63127
Could be more if Memco wasn't playing gatekeeper in Spain


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Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.63134 del
The other Swiss will probably win, Patje's THIJSSEN and Unkown Cyclists tree sprinters will probably give them the podium but not far behind is me and Autismbert who will be propelled by GODszczurny.
Suissebert and Malawibert will be propelled by GODszczurny too but from near zero points.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.63135 del
Only one MOLANO from the Dumbest Team, 0 big hog picks.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.63136 del
>>63134
gerben believers reaping the rewards, that last stage is ours


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.63137 del
>>63136
And you have FAURA. Gonna have to brake your doorbell soon with these performances.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.63138 del
>>63137
love kermiskoersen me, need to build the lead before my grand tour teams implode again like last year


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.63139 del
>>63136
You read that interview didn't you, where he said Wanty was shit and Arne Marit is now also 10x better. But I figured that still wouldn't make Thijssen good enough


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.63140 del
>>63139
no I just saw that the alpecin team was one gigantic leadout train and the sprint field is kinda weak in general so that would give even the biggest jobber an advantage
plus he used to have big watts


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.63141 del
>>63140
Too bad some people thought Plowright would sprint haha (Bertacek)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.63142 del
>>63139
thought we made it illegal to withhold critical information such as this from the public /bert/?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.63143 del
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>Autismbert once again counting eggs after stage 1
he never learns


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.63144 del
>>63142
Well I didn't pick him either


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.63145 del
>>63141
he also said the peleton looked small and there's like 4 guys that weren't in the main bunch


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.63146 del
>>63145
Yeah even the Omani were almost all there


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.63147 del
Correcshin, Patje wins, UAEpo second, Autismbert turd, beats Kurwabert on assists.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.63148 del
Hehe table tennis is so funny. European championships with Xiao (Spain), Fu Yu (Portugal), Ying (Germany) and Jia Nan Yuan (France)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.63149 del
I haven't posted this yet but when building my bike I had another broken front derailleur shifter (got a replacement without any hassle). Worst part is I told myself after my previous issues I wouldn't buy mechanical shimanus anymore but then I scored a really good deal and now I pay the price again.
The fuck is going on with their shifters though. When I was googling around I found dozens of posts with the same shit with the ratchet.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.63150 del
Or there may be another correcshin because I am not putting in the breakaway anymore.
Yeah, that's why the shits are no more, being diligent about them means being a part time PCS employee for free.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.63151 del
>>63150
you should apply to work for PCSman, think of the places you could go. I assume a lot of it is done remote too.
Upgrade his velogame too


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.63152 del
>>63149
My grx is such a failure I'll never buy Shimano ever again. Shifting cable last 3 months


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>>63152
I just thought better go with the devil you know since I have all the tools and have experience with it. Should have just joined the 21st century with electronic shifting.
At this point I think they make them intentionally shitty so you buy the upgrade kit.


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>>63151
I could probably even end up in his camper, that would be a no thank you.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.63156 del
>>63155
could sit on the back of his scooter riding into the sunset


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.63157 del
>>63155
Depends what you are into. I think he eats children in there or something


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.63158 del
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68 points from GOSZCZURNY

>>63156
>>63157
Yeah, and then I end up in PCSman files but my name not [REDACTED] no thank you, I will keep eating chicken kids, aka egsh, not some pizza haha.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.63159 del
>>63149
my grx 820 has never had an issue and I've never heard of anyone else failing parts either, its quite widespread in my riding circle.
Maybe belgium has a different distributor for shimano and you get parts from different (shittier) 3rd world factories, unironically possible


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.63161 del
>>63159
Apparently sometimes the ratchet wheel thing is just fucked out the box.
Also wouldn't surprise me if it's shitty packaging and the delivery company throws it around like it's not that caused it. But it has happened to me before that the cable snapped like bertrand and it just fucked up the entire shifter immediately and I immediately got flashbacks to that.
Hopefully it last now


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.63162 del
Otruba and van der tuuk bros, we feasting


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Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.63164 del
>>63153
>they make them intentionally shitty so you buy the upgrade kit.
Pretty convinced of that myself too, I mean 105 11sp literally was a solved techno in 2017. Perfect shifting, light enough, robust. Never in a 100 year I would change it for elec, I need to adjust gearing every 5 years it's insane.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.63165 del
>Using the cross country skiing events to recruit for the US Army's 10th Mountain Division
I suspect other countries don't do this on their Olympic TV coverage.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.63166 del
>>63161
I see and I'll keep that in mind if I ever encounter that. It's not unlikely that there was a downgrade in quality for shimano because a guy who manages a big bike shop told me that they encounter defective out of the oem box shimano di2 stuff every day when they assemble bikes, every day without exaggeration.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.63167 del
>it's actually sunny this afternoon, but I already raped
Looks like we're doing double session today


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.63168 del
Skiathlon. What a dumb name


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.63169 del
>>63165
Half of the Ski team is employed by the army here, of course they do that


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.63170 del
>>63166
My 105 Di2 has been completely bulletproof (aside from when the bike shop installed the front derailleur battery connector incorrectly and it wore through on my first ride)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.63171 del
Personally I'm very hyped about ski mountaineering.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.63172 del
>>63085
never used torx in the field but it's only on me six bolt d*sc breaks YMMV


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.63173 del
>>63171
I'll watch >klaebowins I guess but that's it


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.63174 del
>>63162
Hey and Nencinigod too! And Cras but why is this asshole already 2 minutes down


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.63175 del
>>63169
I guess that's true. I was reading Lionel Terray's memoir recently and I was struck by the level of national funding for climbing/skiing. Like there are state-funded schools to be mountain guides and they were heavily intertwined with Alpine units in the French army etc


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.63176 del
Q. Hermansbros... Hairline was never good but I guess it can stay the same for quite a while and then suddenly boom it's GONE


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.63177 del
>>63170
yeah di2 is fine too the focus here was on gear that was defective right out of the box


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.63178 del
>>63176
Dude should have shaved it off 10 years ago, but he got an unfortunate headshape


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.63179 del
>>63176
There's not a single picture there where his hair looks reasonable.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.63180 del
thicc fog outside but my fog safety route is still iced oy vey think I'll go do a hard hour and call it a day


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.63181 del
>>63149
try the Wheeltop groupset, it's genuinely decent for the price, have had no issues with my wireless rimbrake one


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Czechoslovakia didn't bother to sign in Zdráhalová as reserve, must have forgot or something. So we get Greta MEYERS (USA) as replacement


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.63183 del
Oh, MYERS. I don't even know who that is so updated Vinderbud: one *


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.63184 del
BIRMAY lachee early at the colladas


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>>63184
>Crash by 2 riders in peloton
>AUGUST Andrew (INEOS Grenadiers)
>LANGELLOTTI Victor (INEOS Grenadiers)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.63186 del
A very /elite/ company


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.63187 del
>>63185
teamkill


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.63188 del
>>63186
what exotic shit has almeida been in


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.63189 del
>>63188
BIRMAY 5 minutes behind, he's GONE


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.63190 del
>>63189
kek, this is truly bizarre


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.63191 del
>>63190
waar Padunismo?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.63192 del
>>63189
why are we expecting biermay in the queen stage?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.63193 del
>>63190
big fan of BUTS me


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.63194 del
>>63192
Of course not but let's not miss a chance to MOCK a runner


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.63195 del
>>63184
Good. Where is Mads Pedersen


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.63196 del
>>63195
in my veloteam


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.63197 del
>>63195
M. Pedersen is still in the race


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>>63195
plundering Lidl's everywhere with his bet scam money


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.63199 del
> Van Rysel Roubaix pulling in peloton
how far we have come


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.63200 del
>joseph been and robbie mcewen
poor robbie


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.63201 del
3km to go, everyone tune it


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.63202 del
they added some kilometers now so the break can't make it


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.63203 del
Who the FUCK was that


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.63204 del
unknown van rysel roubaix rider kwabbing decathlon


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.63205 del
Arnaud TENDON wins?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.63206 del
>Tendies


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.63207 del
Arnaud Tendon?? Yeah sure whatever


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.63208 del
Hé?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.63209 del
>DNF Nate Pringle
pringles bros


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.63210 del
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LANGELOTTI Abandon


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.63211 del
joppe heremans, that guy atleast has some results


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.63212 del
kek, what?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.63213 del
>>63209
And CRABBE DNS too? What is this velocaust?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.63214 del
>>63209
Got psyoped out of my own volition, kicked out MIFSUD to make space for him. Axelfraud is a fraud indeed (not me, haha).


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.63215 del
Not the burger flag please.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.63216 del
>>63212
Huh??? Who the FUCK is that


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.63217 del
Ok, let's try that again.
Joppe HEREMANS?
Hé?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.63218 del
And Lozouet again. Fuck fucking fuck


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.63219 del
another day another few points in the bank by Lozouet


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.63220 del
>>63214
But Mifsud was 4. How does that work


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.63221 del
LAPEIRA gonna get DSQ
Probably not because >France but perhaps yes


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.63222 del
lapeira really fucked that sprint up, his team was goated


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.63223 del
Lecroq 22nd goddamnit


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.63224 del
>>63220
Yes, I'm forgetting who did I downgrade from because woohoo, PRINGLE and ISIDORE, turd stringers who may go thermonucleaire!
Generally no touchy the team since Monday would made it much better.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.63225 del
Now the question is who Kubi2 loses the GC to tomorrow.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.63226 del
Where is Larsen


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.63227 del
LARSEN nowhere to be seen


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.63228 del
>>63220
Ah yes, RENARD, so a good move but he was out anyways.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.63229 del
>>63225
costiou or degoomble seem to be in the best position to win


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.63230 del
Don't worry too much about LARSEN, stella provisional results miss drivers all the time.
Surely this is it, not some kolaps or chute.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.63231 del
We live in Comunitat


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.63232 del
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>>63225
So it has begun.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.63233 del
>>63231
live met michel wuyts


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.63234 del
memco cooming to this bora train
patje could never


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.63235 del
WE LIVE IN MILANO


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.63236 del
We've been live all morning. Skiathlon, curling, slope style etc


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.63237 del
>>63236
Skiathlon is a dumb name


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.63238 del
>>63237
What would you call it? It's an event featuring multiple ski disciplines


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.63239 del
>>63238
I wouldn't call it anything. I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what nobody did


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.63240 del
lovely watching my boy super SEPP back racing even though it's w*rm-up


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.63241 del
Anyway that was pretty bad from the first two. Now Merel Rabbit who could surprise in the passes


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.63242 del
>Mathieu van der Poel the best cyclocross rider ever? 'Not by a long shot,' according to Roger De Vlaeminck.

>"Damn, no. Not by a long shot," De Vlaeminck replies to Het Nieuwsblad when asked if Van der Poel is definitively the best cyclocross rider ever after his eighth world title. "For Eric, it was over at twenty-eight. Worn out by his foolishness. How many more titles could he have won? And let me list them: Renato Longo, Rolf Wolfshohl, Albert Van Damme, Peter Frischknecht, Eric, me. They're different men than we are now."

>"Tell me honestly what you think of today's professional cyclists," he says to the journalist. "But honestly, okay? Who's going to beat Mathieu van der Poel? (...) Of course he's good, one of the best. I'm really rooting for him. But can he time trial? Can he win a Grand Tour? I haven't done that either, okay, but I did win Tirreno-Adriatico."

>Peggy Breunig, Roger's girlfriend, emphasizes that her partner does indeed have a great deal of respect for Van der Poel. "Of course, Van der Poel, Evenepoel, and Pogacar are good riders, but when I watch them perform, I can't enjoy it," says the 78-year-old former professional, who has won Tirreno-Adriatico six times, 22 stages of the Giro d'Italia, and all the Monuments: Liège-Bastogne-Liège, the Tour of Flanders, two Giro di Lombardias, three Milan-San Remo races, and four Paris-Roubaix races.

>"I want to ride with them, race against those guys. Beat them like I could sometimes beat Merckx. Merckx, man, he was such a strong man. You know, that scared me sometimes? It hurt, just being on his wheel. And yet I've won 512 races. 512, you know. Should I list them all?"

Another absolute banger for the king of the deluded


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.63243 del
This does not look good enough for a medal. But maybe the ice is very very bad


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.63244 del
the czech curling girl looks like a squaker


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.63245 del
Mostly sunny ride, but it wasn't exactly dry. Questionable choices of route I have to admit


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.63246 del
Joseba OTRUBA in difficulty


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.63247 del
>>63242
tl;dr he's not Belgian, therefore he can't be the greatest of all time


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.63248 del
>>63247
he only respects italians


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.63249 del
Peloton is exploding, runners about to go thermonucleaire


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.63251 del
garcia pierna (forma carlos) is morbidly obese


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.63252 del
remco about to go


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.63253 del
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>>63245
>>63250
heh, outside rides
i remember those back in the days


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.63254 del
wtf bent turner is still there


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.63255 del
>>63253
didn't you average prvního dubna to put you are bikerack back on the cage ? that's not even very far away now


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.63256 del
>>63253
Clearly I've reached my rape threshold weeks ago.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.63257 del
AAAAHHHH WE ARE LOSING TO BELGIUM


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.63258 del
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS DOPED


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.63259 del
larsen didn't lose time
pringle didn't DNF
thanks PCS man


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.63260 del
>>63255
it varies


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.63261 del
>>63239
Legitimate chuckle


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.63262 del
>>63259
Please pay for a subscription


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.63263 del
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UAE in numbers


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.63264 del
>>63260
yes well, I'm mostly concerned to you're BIG rides (mit schnitzel)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.63265 del
GAMERGATE LACHEE


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.63266 del
rampa inhumana


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.63267 del
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surely there's gonna be GC action


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.63268 del
VLASOVenssaince has been cancelled


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.63269 del
incredible that bora actually sacrifices vlasov and giullio


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.63270 del
sheffield very strong today


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63271 del
MEMCO GOES


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63272 del
ATTAQUE REMCO EVENEPOEL


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63273 del
ALMEIDA WEAK


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63274 del
alright yes where were we
is iceskating already over? Is remco winning?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63275 del
Valencia must be the soulless part of the mediterane it's insane


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63276 del
MCNULTY EXPLODES


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.63277 del
Remco Evenepoel? Remco E VE NE POEL!


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.63278 del
remKING


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.63279 del
I suffer in comunitat valenciana


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.63280 del
>>63274
No the BIG pairs are still to come but they prepare the ice now


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.63281 del
there's a cat killer on the loose


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.63282 del
mcnulty explodes again


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.63283 del
PELLIZZARI gonna win the Il Giro


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.63284 del
Ben Turner in gruppo Vlasov?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.63285 del
>>63284
yes I saw him


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.63286 del
McNULTZ rallies


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.63287 del
>>63280
yea I got it now my stream sent me to some silly yap fest instead of skating at first


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.63288 del
>>63286
the peak power mcnulty vs the diesel almeida is funny to see


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.63289 del
>>63285
Not normal


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.63290 del
kek that photograph in the curva


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.63291 del
unclassified INHUMANA wtf


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.63292 del
Boy how I missed rampas


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.63293 del
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>>63287
There is a Belgian in the lead


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.63294 del
Suddenly we live in Siena


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.63295 del
>>63293
based


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.63296 del
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>>63293
why is this a not uncommon occurrence in any sport I watch


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.63297 del
These times are terrible


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.63298 del
oh no no remco bros


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.63299 del
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I checked the slutta stream, but all I saw were bored spectators


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.63300 del
that's not a big gap


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.63301 del
and brandon is back


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.63302 del
the most trusted gregarios


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.63303 del
McDiesel bros we are rolling along carefree


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.63304 del
on the climbs he was losing but on the flats he gains fast


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.63305 del
Jesus. Morozova going to explode completely, or this is gold


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.63306 del
Already exploding


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.63307 del
>>63296
Well, if it's not the Belgians...


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.63308 del
impressive by pellizari


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.63309 del
Lol that line was wrong


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.63310 del
magnanimous MCNULTY letting the children enjoy their pancakes


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.63311 del
a solid solo TT from SHEFFIELD
and VLASOV back has his best grimace self
and Benoit TURNER not normal


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.63312 del
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oh no Belgium


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.63313 del
suddenly vlasov and turner


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.63314 del
PERICAS scoring some points


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.63315 del
road bikes spotted


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.63316 del
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(763.15 KB 1280x720 ciclismo.png)
bikes involved


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.63317 del
>lassie preparing on rape machine
hmmm...


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.63318 del
>>63316
>semen slurping


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.63319 del
Had that damn TURNER for a moment, but he quickly became WACZEK and then ROMEO.
Pas normal.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.63320 del
Mads Vacek nowhere to be seen while guys like sheehan are there
not a good look


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.63321 del
Jesus that's a fast start. NO fucking way Lollo keeps this up


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.63322 del
>>63316
>semen in the bottle
>rim brake stuff in the background
clear case


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.63323 del
so everyone has memco and elite in their team?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.63324 del
>>63321
She dead already kek.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.63325 del
Can't watch Olympics or cyclisme since my Internet completely shitting the bed. My rage meter on my Whoop must be through the roof


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.63326 del
Maltais not normal


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.63327 del
>>63324
HOLY SHIT


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.63328 del
>>63325
missing some proppa kinoh


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.63329 del
Fucking hell this is gold


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.63330 del
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mamma mia


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.63331 del
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MADONNA


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.63332 del
This is insane. This is gold for sure


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.63333 del
>>63329
how natty was this performance


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.63334 del
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hello WADA? the home nation is cheating again.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.63335 del
>>63333
The answer is no


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.63336 del
She did NOTHING all year. And then a sudden ridiculous peak


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.63337 del
(1.02 MB 1280x720 all smiles.png)
(581.81 KB 1280x720 not longo borghini.png)
(1.11 MB 1280x720 lekker2.png)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.63338 del
Vacek either chuted or exploded completely


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.63339 del
(165.02 KB 830x518 loud squeaker.png)


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.63340 del
Kek at that cigarette puff right hand technique from the asthmatique.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.63341 del
A DISASTROUS Olympics for Team NL


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.63342 del
The world is a better place when Italy is doping. I hope pellizari flies in the giro


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.63343 del
>54 VACEK Mathias +09:57


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.63344 del
I thought the dutch were the goats at this


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.63345 del
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imagine being named green woot


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.63346 del
You won't believe who is number 1 PCS ranking in 2026


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.63347 del
Kurwabert
Patje
frfr on god/Reverse Pedalers


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.63348 del
>>63344
Too clean. This time is impossible


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.63349 del
>>63346
las vegas baby. winning some arab one day race counts more than your pre season trophies or a stage at a tour.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.63350 del
>>63346
gotta be some sprinter, is it lund


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.63351 del
>>63346
not that weird since that australian race gives gorillion points


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.63352 del
>>63350
LUND is 2nd, it is indeed the great Mauricio SCHMID
>>63349
>>63351


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.63353 del
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Exposed ankle on the canadian girl, surely that is NOT aero


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.63354 del
somehow Germany has another entry in the form of CANADA


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.63355 del
its over


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.63356 del
Not habbening for our toothpastes.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.63357 del
HELLO???
WADA???


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.63358 del
dutch girls should have trained on the soft and warm ice in Italy


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.63359 del
grande


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.63360 del
rip holland rip


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.63361 del
This was the most doped race in the history of the sport. You have no idea how impossible this time is on this track. It's like Damiano Caruso beating Pantani's time on Alpe d'Huez


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.63362 del
that's fucking it I'm going to start doping now, you're a fucking retard if you're natty in 2026


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.63363 del
>>62819
>>62819
>>62819
well well well


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.63364 del
>>62819
Missed this completely. Very nice, even if a bit Axelfraud tier.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.63365 del
imagine if are Bërtt started blood doping before his nine hour bojler rapes phwooa


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.63366 del
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>be shit
>inject the dopage
>win gold
sports man


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.63367 del
>>63363
NO one could have predicted THIS much indecency


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.63368 del
Kamon, one refresh and I am a burger again.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.63369 del
(3.94 MB 956x964 Fun Begins Now.webm)
okay let's try this


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.63370 del
>>63361
>he didn't account for the birthday buff
classic OPTAK mistake


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.63371 del
>>63369
what's on the rape menu big boy


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.63372 del
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Reminder for Bert.
Watching Odd Thomas in 1 hour 50 mins, at 21:00 CET.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then: stuff from youtube.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.63373 del
>>63371
Well after mid week Dumoulin festival, it's just 1 hour of Z2


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.63374 del
Mostly unfortunate


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.63375 del
>>63374
but the consequences so far don't see to be grim at all


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.63376 del
>>63375
>>63374
>>63373
>even zone
what a waste of prime vining


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.63377 del
>>63374
I feel you bro, I'm down 2kg from last week because flu


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.63378 del
>remco believers back on my twitter feed
Oh wouah, it's been a while.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.63379 del
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Alright, after a disgusting display of dopage we continue with the 5000 meter (M) tomorrow. VINDERBUD:

>* * * * *
Sander EITREM (NOR)
>****
Metodej JILEK (CZE), Davide GHIOTTO (ITA)
>***
Timoty LOUBINEAU (FRA), Riccardo LORELLO (ITA), Michele MALFATTI (ITA), Casey DAWSON (USA)
>**
Stijn VAN DE BUNT (NED), Alexander FARTHOFER (AUT), Peder KONGSHAUG (NOR), Ted-Jan BLOEMEN (CAN), Sigurd HENRIKSEN (NOR), Felix MALY (GER)
>*
Chris HUIZINGA (NED), Fridtjof PETZOLD (GER), Bart SWINGS (BEL), Marcel BOSKER (NED), Shomu SASAKI (JPN), LIU Hanbin (CHN)

But probably Lorello will skate a WR or something, who gives a fuck. Italy has found a new professor CONCONI


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.63380 del
Slovenia humbled in ski jumping


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.63381 del
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>>63379
>Eitrem 1.85
>Jilek 2.75
>Loubineaud 9
>Ghiotto 15
>Dawson 21
>Bunt 41
>Bloemen 41
>Semirunniy 51
>Lorello 67
>Malfatti 81
...
>Maly 101
>Swings 151
>Liu 201


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.63382 del
>>63381
Wait I forgot someone, that's only 19. Gabriel GROSS. No idea who that is, so 1 *


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.63383 del
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>>63381
And Semirunniy is not on the startlist


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.63384 del
>>63379
>>63381
>>63383
>sadblyatsqueaker.jpg


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.63385 del
>>63379
>>63381
Dawson Dudes, is this our year?


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.63386 del
Wonder how the Big Pronouncer Jose Bean would go about JILEK.
Dzhaylek?
Zheelek?
Hilek?
It is pronounced how it is written obviously.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.63387 del
>>63379
I see 5* NOR and don't even want to watch


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.63388 del
90m Z3

It's getting very boring riding inside.


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.63389 del
>>63388
>5399 seconds work spent in odd zones
holy based tempo gainz


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.63390 del


Bert 02/07/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.63391 del
>>63390
Kino Kuss delivers the goods


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.63392 del
I am already feeling a little stupid and I am really worried what the shameless Grande gonna do tomorrow (today).
Already, this Olympics have been depressing with the milf surprising everyone at the oval.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.63393 del
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If the doped Italians are going to be 1 2 and 3 I am never watching any sport again


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.63394 del
Slag legends GELDERS, VEISTROFFER in slag, with speedy MARSMAN, our boy GOЩURNY and some token sandnigger.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.63395 del
Dare I say, stop the count


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.63396 del
>>63395
wowza


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.63397 del
>rubio DNS
My luck is over, he drank the water


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.63398 del
>>63397
I had him in the predraft, I know Muscat is not exactly the proving ground for light rampa guys but I didn't like the effort and result.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.63399 del
(5.88 KB 250x250 oxy04.jpg)


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.63400 del
>>63398
I fell for the early season sudaca buff


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.63401 del
(59.23 KB 300x300 fred pepe.png)


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.63402 del
Good morning berts, getting ready for the long sunday ride?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.63403 del
>>63402
sun is out hill reps time


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.63404 del
>>63402
Sunday is a family day bert, no time for riding


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.63405 del
>>63402
but bert its 1am


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.63406 del
>>63404
Do you do family lunch on sundays in Finland still?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.63407 del


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.63408 del
>>63407
imagine the air quality


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.63409 del
>>63408
I was about to say it's probably fine but I forgot poles only use coal


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.63410 del
Just listened to the podcast with Walscheid and the new Lidl sports psychologist, what a quack.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.63411 del
>>63409
also add that they love burning their trash in the garden as well


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.63412 del
Pellizzari season program dropped. he's just allowed to race in Spain, the rest of the season he has to spend at home in Italy.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.63413 del
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>>63408
>>63409
>>63411
Yes haha very funny, hardcoding -500 into team_id 34620 and 58435


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.63414 del
>>63412
He will be their main guy at the giro, so pretty nice plan for him


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.63415 del
>>63414
I wonder what roidluc will do for 4 months after the spring


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.63416 del
>>63415
Heal from collarbone fracture


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.63417 del


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.63418 del
another day cashing in that sweet speegoszczurny points


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.63419 del
The break is winning in ooman


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.63420 del
>>63419
the fuck is team UAE doing?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.63421 del
>>63420
No bonus seconds for anyone so adama wins easily


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.63422 del
>>63406
Yeah on most weeks we eat lunch or dinner with my parents or bertina's on Sunday. Today I made a sauce from cannelini beans, leek, celery, carrots, white wine, olive oil and sage, served with pasta and oven baked chickpeas/olives/capers mix. Don't have pics but it was pretty delicious.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.63423 del
>>63422
I've also been doing this for years, otherwise I rarely see them and I don't like that


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.63424 del
Gatto category. A black one.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.63425 del
GG for Gimli Gelders


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.63426 del
GOSH CURNY LACHEE


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.63427 del
Go Veirstoffer my son


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.63428 del
Gil Gelders abandoned the race not just once, but twice according to PCS


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.63429 del
omanian rai is dead and gone


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.63430 del
I don't want to live in a world where Veistroffer is a 10 pointer


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.63431 del
pure soul from baptiste look at him wrangle that bike


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.63432 del
He's not going to make it


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.63433 del
Very endearing this whole 'Baptiste' from the talking bugs.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.63434 del
Damn imagine the lactate


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.63435 del
>le tour de bretagne in perfect french accent
Kek, got some RER C flashback


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.63436 del
this is almost a repeat from last year with vervaecke


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.63437 del
Tete might get humbled still


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.63438 del
adama unchained


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.63439 del
al-yatesi tempoing


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.63440 del
he made it I think


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.63441 del
what is he doing though, where is TORRES to do some pulling?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.63442 del
Baptiste got it.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.63443 del
kek, second time they miscalculate on this stage


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.63444 del
henok second


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.63445 del
Can't remember the last time my 4p pick won, maybe Denz in the giro


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.63446 del
>>63444
I think it was the FDJ guy.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.63447 del
>astana there with 4 riders or something and not doing shit
lmao


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.63448 del
Of course, I always pick Veistroffer and now one time I don't. Crushing bags of chips in my hands etc


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.63449 del
>>63444
Or maybe Henok. This is very good then.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.63450 del
>gaviria 14th
what going to a country without alcohol does to a mf


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.63451 del
>>63430
But it indeed was the last time Baptiste was a 4.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.63452 del
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>runner crashes in cycling
>"we don't need to see that please don't show us replays"
meanwhile, in alpine downhill, the great Lindsay Vonn fatally crashes and they keep showing her motionless body and her screams are on full display for MINUTES


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.63453 del
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>>63452
Did she? Oh no, that's terrible.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.63454 del
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>>63453
she didn't fly so good


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.63455 del
Eh, a nothing burger.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.63456 del
Meanwhile, Brappert won ahead of the belgian dopeur and la gata down in Spain


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.63457 del
>Plapp


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.63458 del
>>63452
She crashed again? Didn't she start with some ridiculous injuries already


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.63459 del
Lennergy
this """sport""" not watcher
UCI


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.63460 del
>>63457
Oh for FUCK's sake


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.63461 del
Aaaaaaa, wait for me Memco!


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.63462 del
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Meanwhile,
white man marches on as Rogen SUREN is the new Namibian road race campeon

In the juniors, my boy Christaan VAN DER WESTHUIZEN humbled at the meta by none other than Marco THIEL


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.63463 del
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And at the asian games, the kazakh monstrosity got cucked out of podium, again.
SAD!


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.63464 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BGO3L1AGyag [Embed]

We live in Uruguay with their road race campeonship.
My boy ASS CONE GUY is a BIG gavourite


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.63465 del
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Vonn is getting airlifted back to America


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.63466 del
>>63465
Good. All Am*ricans OUT


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.63467 del
>>63454
It wasn't that impressive. I remember Hermann MAIER flying around for 50 meters or something


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.63468 del
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Well, she didn't vonn this time.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.63469 del
>>63467
That was a good one, a few plapped with the back of their heads in Kitzbuhel too.
Shan't be talking about the poor bastard who got ripped from the balls up by impact and his own ski.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.63470 del
>>63464
Uruguay looks kinda european-ish, except for the yellow road lines
VERY flat though


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.63471 del
r*m chuds ITT bikes in urgay


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.63472 del
>>63454
kek what a kwab


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.63473 del
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Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.63474 del
The f*mmes are approaching the legendary slopes of the Jebel Hafeet


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.63475 del
squeakers pas normal in CX skiing


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.63476 del
>>63452
>>63454
no blood, so it's okay


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.63477 del
>>63452
thats fucking metal any clip of her screams?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.63478 del
>>63477
nevermind its in the official TNT sports clip kek


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.63479 del
Is this the woman they kept bothering us about?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.63480 del
These Olympics are a JOKE


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.63481 del
>>63480
Wait till you learn about the great Ester Ledecka winning in 2022


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.63482 del
>>63481
Also dopage?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.63483 del
winter dopelympics


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.63484 del
>>63483
Did you know famous actress Gina LOLLOBRIGIDA was Francesca's great aunt? Actress. Pretending to be clean. I know enough


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.63485 del
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Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.63486 del
Ledecka utterly humiliated, czechs on suicide watch


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.63487 del
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>>63486
They say Ledetschka here


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.63488 del
italian dopeurs humbled too


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.63489 del
what the h*ck do they need a day off for down in Oman, I wanna watch Are Mailman Super Sepp score some al-Fayhaa


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.63490 del
reminder that the Italian biathlon team is doped


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.63491 del
>>63490
Am watching and ready to sqeuak about Actimel.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.63492 del
>>63491
I'm reading it as chocomel


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.63493 del
>>63492
Jinxed him!


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.63494 del
Kek at svenskjavlar, already two turn rights.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.63495 del
business idea: introduce punishment extra laps in ciclismo


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.63496 del
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also I don't think shooting and cycling is a good match


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.63497 del
>>63496
Looks like recoil would collect him.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.63498 del
winter olympics in europe is just another level than winter olympics in guest nations


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.63499 del
>>63498
It's true for anything


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.63500 del
Phew, luckily my retard sharted it slightly, chances of upset nearing zero, I can go for a walk after half of a day of bedrot.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.63501 del
germany stronk, we're so back


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.63502 del
>>63501
rodel fahren?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.63503 del
tv channel changed to showing czechs winning their first gold


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.63504 del
bertaczekova wins in silly snowboarding


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.63505 del
spare ledecka, if you will


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.63506 del
American announcer: "Czech mate!"

Giga cringe


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.63507 del
amerigun out of ammo


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.63508 del
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75 minutes left until another doped spectacle


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.63509 del
>>63508
suisse tv ran a hitpiece about slutta and how she doesn't want to talk to Dutch television anymore.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.63510 del
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dude knows how to properly layer


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.63511 del
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famous vuelta winner found lacking


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.63512 del
>>63510
>me when the commute is below 10 degree


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.63513 del
I squeak


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.63514 del
>>63510
>roiding for this


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.63515 del
>>63509
Yeah I guess she wants to be the bad girl now or something. Probably retires after the Olympics and goes to live in Am*rica with that retard and will cry about how life in NL is soooo bad and she is now in a much better place etc etc. Until he finds some other slut and she comes crawling back


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.63516 del
>A fire broke out this morning at the memorial site for those who died in the New Year's Eve fire in the Swiss ski resort of Crans-Montana. The fire was quickly extinguished, and no one was injured. The fire in the memorial tent broke out around 6:00 a.m. Authorities suspect the fire started with a candle on a table. Several memorabilia items were burned. The condolence book remained undamaged.

Ehh Swissbert...


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.63517 del
>>63515
anyone that willingly forms a couple with that dude is just mentally retarded


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.63518 del
>>63516
>lighting up a candle for burning victims
yes, the ironies of life.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.63519 del
it's so deutschlandover


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.63520 del
>>63517
She is. And very easily influenced apparently. She used to be normal


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.63521 del
>>63518
You are Switzerland. This is some Belgium tier failure. Clean up you are act please


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.63522 del
>>63516
this story just a good summation of the state of existence right now


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.63523 del
lovely weather in tour du gard


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.63524 del
squeaker in the lead used her team mates credit card kek


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.63525 del
so if your nation didn't win a gold medal by now, you're a guest nation. Germany get your act together, I want to use your treins for free when a German wins gold.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.63526 del
>>63525
our only shot is swings but we’re tourist tier


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.63527 del
Another doped result for Italy I see. You would think they have the decency to hide a little the next day


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.63528 del
>>63527
host nations are allowed to dope as is tradition


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.63529 del
>>63526
they don't invest shit here in winter sports


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.63530 del
>sander d. pestel flying


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.63531 del
>>63529
Yeah and Netherlands forbid us from using their skating facilities lol


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.63532 del
>>63531
makes sense, I'd do the same


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.63533 del
Tense scenes as the Americans try not to completely implode in curling mixed doubles.

Why are we so dog shit this Olympics. Orange man giving us a national debuff


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.63534 del
>>63533
Why are there mixed doubles. Why would there be difference in men and women in curling of all places. Are women better at sweeping?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.63535 del
>>63534
girls have a biological advantage at sweeping with the broom, please understand


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.63536 del
>>63534
their piercing cries are naturally suited to directing curls


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.63537 del
Catastrophale overadjoostment on that Bessege. Next year I will know how the race plays out.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.63538 del
>>63537
Hmm that is very disappointing from Larsen


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.63539 del
>>63537
who did you miss? the top 3 right now were the very obvious picks


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.63540 del
>>63534
I don't know but this American woman is beyond awful. Literally misses half her shots


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.63541 del
>>63540
9 minutes until speed skating


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.63542 del
>>63539
Got the tree, but talked myself out of Kubisz, fixated on Azparren, did that retard readjustment for Moschetti, Labrosse? Nah. Uhlig? You even mentioned him in your pre-race score approximates, but there will be one maybe two sprints retard. If you don't pick Kubisz you don't pick Uhlig.
Ok, it won't be that disastrous but instead of hovering in the top I have to hope to limit losses.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.63543 del
>DE PESTEL


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.63544 del
If Kubis loses 10 more seconds or something he loses GC?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.63545 del
kubish fighting for his life


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.63546 del
He looks parcheggio'd


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.63547 del
KUBIS ain't gonna win, he's no TTer
Best I can offer is 2nd place GC


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.63548 del
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happiest frenchman


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.63549 del
C'est fini


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.63550 del
kubis is like the van aert of B tier races


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.63551 del
KWABIS exploded


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.63552 del
So Costiou wins with like 3 seconds on Lapeira


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.63553 del
lol that unibet goon with the camera


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.63554 del
Lozouet top 10 GC, thank you for your service son


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.63555 del
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Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.63556 del
we live in the velodrome, with the twist that the track is made out of ice


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.63557 del
>>63556
business idea, riding a bike on ice but the wheels are giant disc brakes


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.63558 del
>>63556
dutch turn right


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.63559 del
>>63556
And another Dutch humiliation


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.63560 del
kubish not even podium
another slovakian humiliation


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.63561 del
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>>63555
9th least picked rider too heh, verified secret pick


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.63562 del
so everyone has 123 in their velogoomble? so you need the slovak fraud or that dane in the team to stand out huh.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.63563 del
in other news
>Wout van Aert
will do the samyn classic because he loves copying grug and losing


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.63564 del
My ruski would surely stunt on these assholes.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.63565 del
>>63564
Of course


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.63566 del
Patje
/pinot/
MVDF

For final of Besseges. Let's see what veloman counts.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.63567 del
Don't die Bert.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.63568 del
>>63566
waar Bert-a-check hè


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.63569 del
Alright. If Lorello goes full retard I am going NUTS


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.63570 del
let's see how the next sulfurous Italian on ice is doing


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.63571 del
>>63568
Around twenty, with Bért.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.63572 del
i don't like this


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.63573 del
JD VANCE IS IN THE STADIUM


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.63574 del
home dopage vs the power of asthma


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.63575 del
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Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.63576 del
Almost OR. WHERE IS THE DECENCY


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.63577 del
and this was the winning run


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.63578 del
roger de vlaeminck warned us about the italians


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.63579 del
>not even PR
ran out of dopage?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.63580 del
>>63577
Nah not by a long shot


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.63581 del
>3rd pair
>already threatening OR
this might just be the most sulphurous sport rn


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.63582 del
>>63579
this is shitty warm ice


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.63583 del
Oh some Asians for diversity's sake


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.63584 del
>>63582
didn't stop them yesterday from scoring all sorts of pan normals


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.63585 del
>>63583
they are better on short track where they can use underhanded tricks in mass sprint events


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.63586 del
this was probably the weakest grande btw


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.63587 del
Terrible. We need Semirunniy


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.63588 del
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meanwhile in Valencia...


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.63589 del
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Shamefur dispray.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.63590 del
These lads are barely semiwalkiy


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.63591 del
>>63589
a chinese losing to a jap might actually mean execution in the CCP


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.63592 del
These idiots are slower than Gianni Romme in 1998


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.63593 del
happiest 2nd to last place in olympic history


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.63594 del
holy hair haver


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.63595 del
This looks like such a hard sport. I wonder how you get into it, especially in countries without skating rings


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.63596 del
Alright time for Bert Swings


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.63597 del
komaan bartje


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.63598 del
bert swinger


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.63599 del
>>63595
Many start with skeelers


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.63600 del
Autismgaard gave Bert SWINGER but one star, I am not expecting much from this hasbeen


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.63601 del
>>63600
Yeah he doesn't give a FUCK about this one, he goes for Mass Start. This is just training for him


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.63602 del
>send your entire superteam to bessege against french conti and devo teams
>doesn't win a stage
>4th of GC
Kek, so this is the famous UBINET team?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.63603 del
As a reminder:

>* * * * *
Sander EITREM (NOR)
>* * * *
Metodej JILEK (CZE), Davide GHIOTTO (ITA)
>* * *
Timothy LOUBINEAUD (FRA), Riccardo LORELLO (ITA), Michele MALFATTI (ITA), Casey DAWSON (USA)
>* *
Stijn VAN DE BUNT (NED), Alexander FARTHOFER (AUT), Peder KONGSHAUG (NOR), Ted-Jan BLOEMEN (CAN), Sigurd HENRIKSEN (NOR), Felix MALY (GER)
>*
Chris HUIZINGA (NED), Fridtjof PETZOLD (GER), Bart SWINGS (BEL), Marcel BOSKER (NED), Shomu SASAKI (JPN), LIU Hanbin (CHN), Gabriel GROSS (GER)


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.63604 del
>>63603
the fuck is method a name in Czech


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.63605 del
20 minutes of ice preparation and the we will see DOPAGE


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.63606 del
>>63604
After the saint Μεθόδιος of coursh


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.63607 del
And apparently that's it, czech /tv/ concluded speed skating broadcast


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.63608 del
>>63607
PPATTT >>63605
Surely they will be BACK


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.63609 del
>>63607
they're mopping right now


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.63610 del
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kwak


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.63611 del
>>63609
slowest zambonis I've ever seen


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.63612 del
UAE forcing echelons


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.63613 del
>>63609
They should have mopped up some of those frauds who took Semirunniy's place


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.63614 del
nobody important dropped I think except some sprinters


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.63615 del
>>63610
KARMA


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.63616 del
>>63614
Surely Mads Pedersen is still there


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.63617 del
CHUTE CATASTROPHALE


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.63618 del
more chutes lol


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.63619 del
>>63616
ben turner will probably win so you should check in


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.63620 del
I really hate the sound of drones


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.63621 del
the chute did hold up the pedalton


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.63622 del
>>63619
nevermind, ineos doesn't want to pull the one time they need to pull


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.63623 del
SLIPPY


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.63624 del
>>63619
God damn it


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.63625 del
ineos is such a retarded team it's not even funny


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.63626 del
movistar win in Spain huh


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.63627 del
I thought uriarte was a sprinter?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.63628 del
>>63627
he attacked 3 times or something killing his legs


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.63629 del
We are BACK in Milano


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.63630 del
>fart hofer
oh boi


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.63631 del
>>63628
Oh well, I have Herzog too so overall good break points today


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.63632 del
>>63629
fill me in who should I be looking for


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.63633 del
why is ivan romeo riding with an old movistar jersey


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.63634 del
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>>63632
I reposted my Vinderbud like 10 posts ago


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.63635 del
>>63603
sweet thanks


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.63636 del
>>63603
Friendly reminder Norway is NOT WADA COMPLIANT


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.63637 del
how are they tactically this perfect?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.63638 del
>a farthaver


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.63639 del
Hmm Huizinga much better than expected


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.63640 del
Ah and he's gone and dead


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.63641 del
when is the speed skating omnium?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.63642 del
this is the first time since Sarajevo where the Dutch team didn't win a medal in the long distance on ice


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.63643 del
>>63641
The last day


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.63644 del
>>63642
There are still the 5k (f) and 10k (m) Bert


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.63645 del
I will claim MAŁY as mine.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.63646 del
Man this is slow. Did the zamboni fuck up or something


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.63647 del
>>63646
with an Italian in the lead, they decided to salt the ice, yes


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.63648 del
Hehe commentator said "Metodedzh Jilek"


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.63649 del
they keep showing the norwegian guy

just how asthmatic is he?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.63650 del
that watch can't be aero


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.63651 del
>>63649
The answer is yes


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.63652 del
>>63649
lets just say he BREATHES BIG TIME


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.63653 del
>>63649
somewhere between "very" and "extremely"


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.63654 del
why are italians so good at TT in every sport


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.63655 del
Patje
"""sport"""
Kurwabert

Provisionel Valenciana.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.63656 del


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.63657 del
>Ghiotto's role model is Fabian Cancellara
does he have some special ice skates?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.63658 del
american keeping it within touching distance


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.63659 del
fucks sake the skating stream ain't loading but all others do. What do I pay taxes for


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.63660 del
he’s cracking


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.63661 del
Italy 1 and 2. Lorello not normal


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.63662 del
just imagine how much faster they would go if they used those stupid shades with the nose bridge that jappe wears


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.63663 del
oh no


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.63664 del
apologize


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.63665 del
>>63664
for what


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.63666 del
Incoming thermonucléaire


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.63667 del
Patje 2nd overall in Etoile.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.63668 del
the sander method time


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.63669 del
prodigy vs goat


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.63670 del
>>63665
he warned us about the italians


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.63671 del
slippy


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.63672 del
Lol almost chute at the start. Eitrem choke???


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.63673 del
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>>63670
huh he really did, he knew


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.63674 del
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>>63667
>almost a perfect team but still 2nd
if pringle finished the race even in last place I would've won


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.63675 del
*squeak*


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.63676 del
phwoar those quadriceps


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.63677 del
>Overall Rank: 2232 of 2499
oh wow my valencia team is STRUGGLING


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.63678 del
>>63677
just pick remco, was it really that difficult?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.63679 del
broadcaster just said one of these guys did 462w for 20 min on the bike not bad
although I don't know which one they were talking about kek probably the norge though


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.63680 del
Yeah that is gold


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.63681 del
>>63678
I have remco


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.63682 del
Metodman so much smaller then the other guys.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.63683 del
OR


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.63684 del
6:03. Not normal. Loubineaud should go for silver or bronze. This time is impossible


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.63685 del
>ynr Nils van der Poel


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.63686 del
>>63674
The Vuelta-Etoile double would be really something.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.63687 del
>>63679
PRobably. That dude is BIG though


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.63688 del
>he's got a bert hairline


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.63689 del
normal canadian name ted jan bloemen


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.63690 del
Who names his child thimoty lmao


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.63691 del
He clearly listened to me. Only trying for bronze. Congratulations to Bertacek with silver


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.63692 del
poor norwegian already having an asthma attack


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.63693 del
>>63603
This was a good Tismbud.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.63694 del
It's OVER. Another DOPED medal for Italy


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.63695 del
>surtout tout donné, pour ne pas avoir de regrets
Lmao


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.63696 del
>inject the dopage
>win the gold


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.63697 del
the reveal of the bald head was the cherry on top


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.63698 del
>>63697
A bald fraud, yes


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.63699 del
thank god we have a female skeleton glider (?) full female rodel coverage


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.63700 del
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ban norway


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.63701 del
>>63700
total Norway deletion


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.63702 del
skeleton is one of those sports I wonder how you ever get into


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.63703 del
>>63693
Semirunniy could have gotten bronze


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.63704 del
>>63702
be german and live near Munich


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.63705 del
I fully expect a Norwegian asthmatic creature to spawn the instant Pogi declines to once again cuck the French.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.63706 del
>>63700
>>63701
We're not even talking about Klaebo who's going to win 6 medals


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.63707 del
>>63706
At least if that happens we can cope that it's only because Bolshunov isn't here


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.63708 del
>>63707
The only even I'm interested in watching tbqh, but this is too much


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.63709 del


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.63710 del
>>63709
kwak his ass


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.63711 del
Lmao


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.63712 del
>>63711
bald fraud did a 40 minute review already


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.63713 del
>>63712
what's the verdict?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.63714 del
>>63713
very minor upgrade with usb-c for 300 bucks


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.63715 del
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Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.63716 del
>They're more than happy to take on the challenge. Although the Dane is also riding the Giro d'Italia this year, the Tour remains the main goal. "We truly believe he can be better in the Tour than in the Giro," says Head of Racing Griescha Niermann in an interview with In de Leiderstrui. "Our approach over the last five years has worked, as he's finished on the podium every year, but this is something different."

>"Winning both the Giro and the Tour in one year hasn't been easy in recent years. But Tadej showed two years ago that it's possible, and we're convinced Jonas can do it too," says Niermann. "There's no guarantee, of course, but the data from the years in which he combined the Tour and the Vuelta makes us believe it."

>"The mission, of course, remains the same: beat Pogacar. His interviews showed that we were well on our way to breaking him last year," says Niermann, referring to the somewhat mentally tired impression the Slovenian gave during last year's Tour.

Sometimes I wonder if they MKULTRA these dudes into becoming so unbelievably deluded


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.63717 del


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.63718 del
>>63711
they should unironically subsidize this piece of equipment for commuters


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.63719 del
SPECTACULAR changes in /CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP GC 2026.
Still waiting for ofishel Valencia scores to scrape.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.63720 del
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I wonder if chyna makes blinky radar lights for cheaper. I may look into it


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.63721 del
I'm thinking of buying one. Is there no old one outside of the camera thing, kinda feel overkill


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.63722 del
>>63720
yes, mangina makes these. but bald man said there were too many false positives.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.63723 del
>>63721
there are the old ones without camera, either the international or the special snowflake German version (RTL516) that is StVZO compliant.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.63724 del
>>63722
costs 100 dollars meh if its worse then there's not much point is there


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.63725 del
No shame lmao


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.63726 del
For the beurette enjoyers


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.63727 del
>>63725
it didn't stop any of the training crashes of sir kris frum


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.63728 del
finking to p*rchase ARC raiders


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.63729 del
>>63655
Damn Patjebert is pas normal this warm up


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.63730 del
>>63723
genuinely haven't seen anyone with the stvzo garbage here 2bh, everyone has the blinky version. The blinking is it's best feature by far so it's silly to cuck yourself out of that


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.63731 del
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>>63716
>we were well on our way to breaking him last year


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.63732 del
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>>63725
>unisexe


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.63733 del
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>>63716
>breaking him
he was suffering from knee pain and the resulting mental fatigue and they still couldn't do it, the only thing they achieved in the first half of the tour is losing lots of time and letting him draft


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.63734 del
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>200g pasta for lunch, 200g rice for dinner
>one energy bar
>130% of daily carbs intake
you cannot win


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.63735 del
>>63734
soon that'll be 75% daily carb intake


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.63736 del
>>63734
Wtf, that's just 350g carbs, that would be 100% your carbs if you were completely sedentary (official recommendation is 50-60% of daily energy coming from carbs).


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.63737 del
>>63734
ride more


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.63738 del
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Today I ate like 450g carbs on my ride alone


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.63739 del
>>63734
>eating c*rbs
found your problem chief
supposed to be crabs


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.63740 del
Provence and Murcia next velogames


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.63741 del
>>63736
My app, after deducting 15% for weight loss, tells me my recommended daily intake should be:

>2000 kcal base + 400 kcal for sedentary life
>140g protein
>216g carbs
>64g fatso
>27g fiber

of course this is zonder ciclismo


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.63742 del
>>63740
>2 stage february stage race in spain
it's wellens time


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.63743 del
climbing is back in provence too


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.63744 del
>>63743
I like this because it makes picking easier


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.63745 del
>>63741
Why the fuck would you need that many carbs without cyclismo


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.63746 del
>>63744
looking at the current startlist there are 2 climbers
carlito rodriguez
and ricky riccitello
both easily 30 velopoints


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.63747 del
>>63745
understand that's like 4 beers though, a minimum daily intake in these lands


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.63748 del
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>>63743
remember that one Milano-Torino when half the teams didn't read the map and sent full sprint trains when it was the Superga edizione?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.63749 del
>>63746
Guyonnet is also there


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.63750 del
>>63749
and buchman who might top 10


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.63751 del
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>>63746
>provence startlist so grim emu is among the top competitors
what a race


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.63752 del
SOSA GOES SOLO
BERNAL GOMEZ IN DIFFICULTY


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.63753 del
>>63741
So 350g carbs+protein = 1400kcal, then 600kcal for the fats, that's 2000kcal. So you are aiming for 2000kcal per day to lose weight? Just saying that's an awfully small amount of energy for a tall guy. I would wager your energy expenditure when sedentary would be something like 2700kcal, and I'd eat something like 2400kcal + the kJ from cycling. 2000kcal just sounds like a disaster.
Also, you don't need 140g protein, 100-120g is more than enough.
>>63745
Because it's the best source of energy for the body? Again, national guidelines are 50-60% of total energy from carbs for sedentary people. For 2400kcal intake, that's 300-360g carbs.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.63754 del
C I C L I S M O


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.63755 del
BERNAL CLOSING IN ON DESCENT !
MAMA MIA


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.63756 del
ATTENZION
ITS EGAN BERNAL
MAMA MIA


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.63757 del
my god it's brandon rivera going 75km/h out of nowhere


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.63758 del
who is the ef runner? They don't currently have a colombian just ecuadorians


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.63759 del
what columbian does EF have? did they dig uran out of his grave


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.63760 del
>there is a (CT) EF Education - Aevolo
>it has colombians
aha


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.63762 del
fucking hell buitrago is absolutely dogshit


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.63763 del
wheelsucking some jobber in a NC is very low


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.63764 del
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the quality of this broadcast mogs the German NC both in camera and production quality


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.63765 del
easy for bernie


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.63766 del
BERNAL GOMEZ wins after DISGUSTING wheeelsucking
SAD!


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.63767 del
atleast buitrago lost the sprint for 3rd, would've been grim


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.63768 del
So much soul


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.63769 del
>>63753
That's precisely what the app says.
If I don't move whole day, my OUT should be 2400kcal and I should be aiming for 2050 for some weight loss.
Most days I have more carbs and less protein intake, however.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.63771 del
This could be them during the Tour de Francie, but the r*cist ASO said non! 😡


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.63772 del
>>63771
>roll up to jobber race
>lose to FDJ jobbers, some C tier alpecin rider, a baloise rider and a van rysel roubaix rider


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.63773 del
>>63772
alright thats fine and dandy but what did Caja Rural achieve in the meantime!?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.63774 del
>>63772
I forgot that greenstreets lost to kockelmeme too


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.63775 del
I just be a ski jumper you know


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.63776 del
>>63769
the only reason you might want to eat less than 150g protein a day is if you can't afford to eat more


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.63777 del
>>63773
gaviria also got a 2nd place which is basically a miracle
I'm team caja


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.63778 del
>>63774
d tier breakaway jobber good for him tho


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.63779 del
Maybe Bertacek can learn a thing or two
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xXO33pEH644 [Embed]
the lads' english is really funny


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.63780 del
>>63779
just eat enough and ride brother, don't set yourself on this autismpath it will burn you out


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.63781 del
>>63779
Smartest Norge
>>63780
This is the way


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.63782 del
>>63779
can recommend beetroot and bicarb


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.63783 del
>>63780
honestly the video is a great advertisement for NOT doing anything he does


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.63784 del
>>63783
but he won


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.63785 del
>>63783
someone post the eat sugar and ride bell curve
we're not pros
look at quinn racism simmons, dude live son reese's peanut butter bars and cinnamon buns


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.63786 del
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>>63784
but at what cost?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.63787 del
>>63785
>reese
That and that fucking Jelly Belly soda I've had were the first experiences of burger candy stuff and it made my eyes glaze over from the insulin shock right when I put them into my face.
Memes write themselves.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.63788 del
fun interview with Veistroffer on wielerflits, rare good article from them


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.63789 del
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>I just take my bike to go where I've never been, I don't only focus on the watts


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.63792 del
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Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.63793 del
>>63789
thought you just rode 100km loop of the hill around you are house


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.63794 del
>>63792
yee boy


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.63795 del
>>63793
that is not me


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.63796 del
>>63795
one bert per flag


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.63797 del
>>63795
but it could be


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.63798 del
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>>63797
I have done 140km in loops of like 20km around my house before, so it is actually me but I'm not the one who posted it


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.63799 del
>>63792
never start the count again


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.63800 del
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>>63792
Looks like I am BACK


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.63801 del
>Jarno WIDAR is already 20 (twenty)
it's over


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.63802 del
>>63801
Already old and washed


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.63803 del
>>63792
the climb goes on, 12 spots gained


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.63804 del
>>63801
20? I could've sworn he was 17 last year


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.63805 del
>>63726
lekker


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.63806 del
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Good old flamewar on 4/cyc/ over the latest Remco cope.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.63807 del
>>63806
is that a new Belgian poster up there?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.63808 del
>>63807
I have no idea but some flags look touristy.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.63809 del
>>63806
whats the latest remcope? I thought he was doing fine


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.63810 del
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After another day of dopage, tomorrow 1000m (F). VINDERBUD:

>* * * * *
Miho TAKAGI (JPN)
>* * * *
Femke KOK (NED), Jutta LEERDAM (NED)
>* * *
Nadezhda MOROZOVA (KAZ), Brittany BOWE (USA), Beatrice LAMARCHE (CAN), Rio YAMADA (JPN)
>* *
Suzanne SCHULTING (NED), KIM Min-Sun (KOR), LEE Na-Hyun (KOR), HAN Mei (CHN), YIN Qi (CHN), Karolina BOSIEK (POL), Vanessa HERZOG (AUT), Erin JACKSON (USA), Ellia SMEDING (GBR)
>*
Nikola ZDRAHALOVA (CZE), Elizaveta GOLUBEVA (KAZ), Yukino YOSHIDA (JPN), Natalia CZERWONKA (POL), Anna OSTLENDER (GER), Isabelle VAN ELST (BEL), Kristina SILAEVA (KAZ), Maybritt VIGL (ITA), Fran VANHOUTTE (BEL), TIAN Ruining (CHN), Kaitlyn MCGREGOR (SUI), Jeannine ROSNER (AUT), Carolina HILLER-DONNELLY (CAN), Rose LALIBERTE-ROY (CAN)


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.63811 del
>>63810
>Miho TAKAGI (JPN)
a CLEAN nation? 5 stars? In the dopelympics??


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.63812 del
>>63809
He is doing very good, but there is very good and there is surely any minute now he will launch raiding parties at Pogicaca.
>my money is 100% on Evenepoel being hungry as fuck and Pogacar losing a little motivation after winning everything. He's literally already had to dye his hair blonde to spice up his life at this point.... doesn't bode well for Pog. I honestly think Evenepoel only needed to improve his endurance a little more to bridge enough of a gap to get on Pog's level. He also needs to use his head more. Pog may be physically superior but he's also very smart and calm on the bike.
>let's see how the season goes. Remco is a close second after Pog. If he fixes his endurance and makes more rational decisions while on the bike and maybe with some teamwork with the other top riders, they can crack Pog. I have faith. I have to believe this, otherwise I might as well stop watching.


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.63813 del
>>63810
Ah yes the reverse jinx!
(I don't know if TAMAGOCHI is 5 star good, tbh)


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.63814 del
>>63810
>Leerdam 1.35
>Takagi 4.5
>Cock 6.5
>Bowie 34
>Jackson 81
>Lamarache 81
>Yamada 81
>Han 101
>Schulting 101
>Lee 101
>Morozova 101
>Yoshida 101
>Qi 101
>Kim 101
...
>Zdrahalova N/A


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.63815 del
>>63814
is slutta actually good at this or just a meme like puck?


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.63816 del


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>>63812
ah I thought the media was coming up with reasons why remco is finishing 10-20s ahead of the rest instead of minutes
well unless pog is starting to decline there's no way remco can beat him, I haven't seen any w/kg talk about an extraordinary performance yet


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.63818 del
>>63815
actually good


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.63819 del
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>>63815
She is good but Takagi is the reigning champion and has a very good draw. The last inner lane is a BIG advantage in the 1000m. Therefore she wins, Jutta loses copes seethes and dilates and leaves forever to Burgerstan with Jake Paul and her retarded shit nowadays and will not be missed


Bert 02/08/2026 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.63820 del
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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.63821 del
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I watched SINNERS (2025) Ehh, okay? This random le white people bad-movie definitely deserves 25 Oscars


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.63822 del
>>63821
is that the one with an award nominated character named Jungle Pussy


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.63823 del
>>63821
I felt the same. Loved the soundtrack and some kino cinematography but everything else was mid af fr


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.63824 del
berts the big game is on your obligated to watch


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.63825 del
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>>63824
please pay attention to football, Liverpool and City already happened earlier


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.63826 del
A clubmate won silver in his agegroup in the Finnish e-cycling NC, and his watts and w/kg are lower than mine. I think next year I will compete as I can then take part in the 30 year agegroup. Would be fun to be a national champion (with many many asterisks heh).


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.63827 del
>>63826
Rape NC sounds like a great title indeed


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.63828 del
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>>63827
The non-agegroup NC is still a bit too hard for me. This guy came second heh


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.63829 del
>>63828
Strong, but you're a raping nation after all


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.63830 del
Ridiculous break in Oman


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.63831 del
>>63830
It was a joke by PCS bert, it went from 25 riders to 7


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.63832 del
I have only checked out the score until there were two FGs, decided it is not worth tuning in and apparently it wasn't.
One shaky QB with a great defense and a completely unproven young QB who was shit all playoffs so a lot of very conservative playcalling.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.63833 del
Baptiste not done at all!


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.63834 del
>>63826
People will hear about a piece of software from their favorite youtuber and put in their CV they actually know it.
I am putting National Champion in anything for sure, bold font.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.63835 del
>>63833
>Lotto blocking the chase
This is peak kermiskoers


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.63836 del
>>63810
cam on slutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.63837 del
>>63834
Damn right!
Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. Fresh off a rest day, do a couple hours of rape and score 25 eggs, and then the rest of the day is dedicated to carb loading for tomorrow (and work). Pic related is my lunch of 300g rice / 230g carbs, Bertaczek wouldn't eat this much in a day lol (also 150g sugar intra-ride and toast and jam for breakfast).


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.63838 del
>>63837
>Finnish layout mac
These things are always way more interesting than they should. I remember seeing French layout for the first time and I was completely flabbergasted.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.63839 del
>>63837
do you weight rice before or after cooking?
im 99% sure it should be before


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.63840 del
>>63839
Before always, only measurement I trust.
>>63838
Heh true, I'd never seen a French layout before, pretty wild


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.63841 del
Azerty is for chads


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.63842 del
Zepp kuss DNS


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.63843 del
Baudin is also gonna win GC if the gap is correct on PCS


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.63844 del
Noo was that VPP, I want my velocoins back


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.63845 del
Painter mechanical.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.63846 del
>vpp


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.63847 del
Fisherman flying up.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.63848 del
Is this 2017


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.63849 del
imagine the tramadol dose


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.63850 del
>>63848
Couldn't tell by his face, he looked 50 back then already.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.63851 del
Maurizio wins, sheikh humbled.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.63852 del
Adama, should I say.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.63853 del
Total disaster for my team, it's ogre


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.63854 del
Lost VPP but got CIOTTA.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.63855 del
What a disaster, where is Adam, where was Christian Rodriguez, where was Pogba


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.63856 del
some real frauds down the table


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.63857 del
Tismbert wins, SCARONI havers stunt on VPP believers.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.63858 del
I swear I saw a quick stepper, where is mauri AAAA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.63859 del
>Abdullah bin AL-YATESI behind the great Nairoman QUINTANA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.63860 del
o man, my picks finally showing up


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.63861 del
>>63858
You will down there, places 3-7 from the bottom, with a few other distinguished endchan frequenters:

Patje
Qwab
RCT
ulle
>using pedals


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.63862 del
>>63861
I will be last by the end, I have 0 GC riders in good position
I was too arrogant and deserve this


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.63863 del
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Autismbert of course lucks out with BERWICK and he will be lurking for my GC spot.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.63864 del
should've just picked Schmid why didn't I


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.63865 del
>>63862
You won't be last, by any shot, but it will sting.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.63866 del
>>63836
fem cock > slutta


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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.63868 del
Plapp almost last but you can't have everything I guess


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.63869 del
And these idiots are supposed to take over for R. Evenepoel? Dead team


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.63870 del
>>63868
I also picked plapp for seemingly no reason, why did we do it?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.63871 del
And whats up with VPP? Where was he? Hello skelly man this is staged finished with a climb, you're a climber why didn't you climb?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.63872 del
>>63870
Because of that meme one day race Bert. But most of the runners there actually DO perform this time


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.63873 del
Anyway, we seem to have a new power rising in the east. INDONESIA demolishing the Asian CC MU with gold and bronze. Kazakhstan HUMBLED


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.63874 del
>>63873
honourable mention to last place finisher SULAIMAN Sulaiman from iraq


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.63875 del
>>63873
>My boys Xi YOU and Xi LI also pretty bad
ngl, the post-LYU future of chinese pro peloton is looking grim


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.63876 del
>>63875
I still believe in LI (you)


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.63878 del
4 visma tramadolers chuted and held almost every climber up apparently lmao


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.63879 del
I genuinely thought CHUMIL was a good pick but now he is 6 minutes down


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.63881 del
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>>63871
Mechanical while near full gas uphill.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.63882 del
>>63842
>scores 195km on the rest day
>escapes the country
>refuses to elaborate
holy match savings


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.63883 del
>>63878
samen blokkeren


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.63884 del
I don't care about Ompoop, give me Le Samyn


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.63885 del
>downhill relay
>multiple teams per one country
this looks A LOT like statspadding


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.63886 del
Enric Mas has chuted and needs to postpone his season start


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.63887 del
>>63884
for me it is Jaén


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.63888 del
>>63886
these """"professionals"""" really cannot stop chuting wherever they go huh


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.63889 del
Have we established if Shari BOSSUYT has anything to do with Rik TANKMAN BOSSUYT?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.63890 del
>>63889
We do not concern ourselves with disgusting dopeurs to begin with


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.63891 del
>>63890
They both look like some contaminated food was ingested.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.63892 del
>>63884
it’s a cozy race


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.63893 del
With the great Bart LEMMEN DNS tomorrow, it is clear something is awry within the peloton.
Sepp KUSS was shitting his shits out the whole day it was revealed.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.63894 del
Jonas Vingegaard's trainer leaves pissma effective immediately

>"I noticed that I've been struggling lately to maintain my creativity and passion, which is important to me in my coaching profession. That was the moment for me to be honest with myself and the team," Heemskerk said in the press release.

Jonas is such a wet mop of a person that even his trainer got bored


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wouldn't have happened in onecycling


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.63896 del
>>63894
I am sure my coach could pick him up part time


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.63897 del
>>63896
won't earn much with the 2 races on his calendar


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.63899 del
>>63898
interesting shoe choice. I guess those straps are more aero than boa dials


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.63900 del
Dopagegames incoming


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.63901 del
Snelschaatsen incoming.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.63902 del
WE LIVE IN MILANO


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.63903 del
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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.63904 del
That was very bad


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.63905 del
Not joking I'm literally getting depressed. I really need to ride outside, or take a break for the r*per


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.63906 del
Yeah, doesn't seem like a great time.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.63907 del
>>63906
Another DISASTER for Team NL incoming


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>>63907
Or maybe the ice is really slow.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.63909 del
>>63905
just stop bro, lift some weights till the weather is better
no need to suffer


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.63910 del
>>63905
just ride outside


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.63911 del
>>63902
>>63900
alright fuck it I will watch
and squeak


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.63912 del
CZERWONKA trying to turd wheel it.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.63913 del
>>63910
>>63909
I might actually start r*nning again


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.63914 del
so many cuties


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.63915 del
>>63911
No doped Italians or Norwegians today at least


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.63916 del
Tian RUNNING, this is a sign Bért.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.63917 del
Don't forget to go to the new thread Bert


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.63918 del
Gwan to the retirement home hag, thanks for the team medals.



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