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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No. 62912
more Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro

>CX races
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855


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>>61900


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.62914 del
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squeak squeak squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.62915 del
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Good evening berts, how was your ride? Mine was GREAT, finally some sun. I discovered a new river in the middle of my usual loop but fine


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.62917 del
>>62915
been sick for a few days, haven't scored an egg in 4 days
feeling better now but the weather is still dogshit


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.62918 del
>>62917
mhm forgor the flag


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.62919 del
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so what is it with the beef between patje and horner? if I paid attention, there has already been a post or 2 about it somewhere.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.62920 del
>>62915
Z3 on the Vinemachine.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.62921 del
>>62919
horner just called him out for saying stupid shit in interviews as far as I can see that's pretty much it
among those patje complains about shitty business practices that he engaged in as well and that he failed remco in regards to teaching him how to race among other things


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.62922 del
>>62921
we will see, when remco races against pogi if that has anything to do with better nutrition and rounder wheels.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.62923 del
>>62922
horner also talks shit about bora and their retarded "tactics" if you can even call it that he's well aware that this team is not an improvement in that regard
nothing will change remco will continue to finish behind pog and vingo but dump on the shitty rest who he's dumped on before


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.62924 del
>>62922
every pundit loves to talk about beating pogi but what can you do with he has 30 watts on you and his team is also stacked so they can reel you in all day


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.62925 del
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Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.62926 del
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>>62924


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.62927 del
>>62915
come ride in Marin with me


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.62928 del
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been hiking lately (some bonus ramen I made last night)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.62929 del
>>62927
Where is that?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.62930 del
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>>62915
Every day more snow melts and new routes open up. I feel like an arctic explorer at times, I go test a path that seems clear only to find it turn to ice after a km or two.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.62931 del
>>62928
very cool


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.62932 del
>>62929
California north of San Francisco


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.62933 del
>>62928
nice TREE


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.62934 del
>I suffer in norcal


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.62935 del
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>>62934
I actually do suffer in NYC


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.62936 del
>>62932
>>62928
California looks like heaven on earth. Only visited a colleague once in santa barbara, Shill vibes and great cycling potential


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.62937 del
>>62936
February through May, it's one of the prettiest places on earth


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.62938 del
I HAVENT SEEN SUN IN TREE MONTHS


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.62939 del
>>62938
your Eiffeltower copy isn't above the fog?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.62940 del
omloop


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.62941 del
grug is going to do the omloop by the way, which in turn means he'll be cursed and pogacar wins msr and roubaix


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.62942 del
omloop het volk
omloop het nieuwsblad


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.62943 del
my r*mcoid fatigue is possibly terminal


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.62944 del
know it has been posted but lmao at vingegaard pussying out already
must need to sell some houses for the missus


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.62945 del
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I wasn't aware that we had speed skaters. all ice rinks are optimized for ice hockey here.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.62946 del
Imagine Grug gets collected during Ompoop


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.62947 del
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we live in Italy


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.62948 del
>>62944
kwabberony 2bqh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.62949 del
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so that brandon rivera speed on the time trial
that can't be correct right?
that is an insane performance


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.62950 del
>>62949
sure can be correct keep in mind it was at over 2500m altitude so naturally faster than any normal itt we will encounter
gap to the competition smells of dopage though


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.62951 del
>>62950
sure at altitude but the guy isn't even that good nor is he a good TT'er
even accounting for the altitude that is an insane performance over 44km (!)


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.62952 del
it already giga mogs the farce that was Paris opening


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.62953 del
>>62949
they probably just swapped his blood bag with that of Bernal GOMSH by mistake


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.62954 del
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>>62951
pan y agua eh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.62955 del
>>62951
antisudaca racism you must work for the WADA


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.62956 del
>>62955
speaking of which I think we need to ban some more of them to atone for recent ciclismo sins


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.62957 del
>>62955
he's 2 minutes faster than contreras, who is a doper
I reckon he hung off the team car for a few km


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.62958 del
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he actually posted it on strava
he goes 10km/h faster going up the hill than he does on the flat or descent


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.62959 del
>>62958
can you link it? The account I found hasn't had an entry since 2019


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.62961 del
vance go home


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.62962 del
>>62960
47 kph up the 3% bump at the start heh


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.62963 del
laura pausini... my youth


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.62964 del
cortina is rightfully Austrian clay


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.62965 del
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can't wait to hear my boy luciano and all three ricchi e poveri together


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.62966 del
>>62965
>it's time to say goodbye
some hologram of those dudes will appear at the closing ceremony in the Giro stadium in Verona.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.62967 del
>>62966
when is the berlusconi hologram coming on


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.62968 del
>>62967
if some athlete tores his angus like our cyclists, some dedicated bunga bunga song will be played


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so when is the Olympic cyclocross race again? they could have done it in Val di Sole.


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.62970 del
speaking of ceremoneies that gojira bit was pretty kino
hard to believe it's been four years already


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.62971 del
andorra has snow, one would expect them to have more athletes


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