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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No. 61900
Remking bin Evenepoel edition

>Current and upcoming road races
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT

>CX races
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>60853


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.61902 del
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Will rondel outsprint memco?


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.61903 del
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hags cannot be stopped. Congrats brand


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.61904 del
Brand DSQ for not crossing the line properly


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.61905 del
>>61902
has to go to the front if he doesn't want to get smother by the aero farts


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.61906 del
holy motopace, can we get rid of this


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.61907 del
it's not over yet


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.61908 del
memco struggling to drop the great RONDEL


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.61909 del
why is he looking back every 2 seconds at some low tier rider


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.61910 del
Did he really have trouble with some squeaky squeaker


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.61911 del
>>61909
remember when he seethed and brake checked some shitters in britain


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.61912 del
good ride from van geels too


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.61913 del
>r*mcoid edizione
lame


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.61914 del
who was phone


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.61916 del
>>61915
🥵


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.61917 del
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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.61920 del
>>61917
reduced from vuelta winner to strava farmer and vingegaard's real estate manager
SAD!


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.61921 del
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Only 1 week until the Olympics. I will be posting Vinderbuds for the speed skating events


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.61922 del
>>61917
its seldomly been more over


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.61923 del
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lets see what a more respectable american runner has been up to
>grinding 73 eggs at altitude
business as usual


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.61924 del
>>61921
Women's speed skating is the gooner's Super Bowl


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.61925 del
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>>61923
calorie bros?


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.61926 del
>>61925
>thin person drinking diet coke
breaking new ground


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.61927 del
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phil gayman took the mauna kea KOM, showing that doping does in fact work


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.61928 del
>>61926
I never had diet cola in me life


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.61929 del
>>61927
>4.5h segments
is strava going too far


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.61930 del
>>61928
but made in czechoslovakia normal goga gola tastes like diet coke made in Germany.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.61931 del
>>61927
>from the kona side
WEAK


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.61932 del
>>61929
it is mostly one climb I think, maybe some flat in the middle


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.61933 del
>>61925
You must be <80 IQ to drink diet coke in the middle of 6k kcal ride


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.61934 del
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well, let's see how it goes


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.61935 del
will do 4x20min threshold to honor this memco hattrick


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.61936 del
>>61935
based


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.61937 del
my Body Battery™ is FAR too low to score any vinestering


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.61938 del
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>>61921
Very well.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.61939 del
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>doping hair
The fuck


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.61940 del
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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.61941 del
>>61939
OH OH


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.61942 del
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>>61938
It is still very much doubtful whether SEMIRUNNIY will run the 5k. I think the Chinese guy who qualified is injured but China can put in someone else if necessary. And who knows whether they have some other dude ready somewhere, information from China is not uhm very readily available


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.61943 del
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>>61940


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.61944 del
>>61939
every day he looks more and more lesbian


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.61945 del
>>61939
took an extra dose to win MSR and PR
we are going to see what thermonuclear attacks really mean


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.61946 del
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Recently bleached hair has been a clear indicator of utter fraudulence. Adjust accordingly


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.61947 del
>>61939
Richard Virenque called and wants his haircut back


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.61948 del
>>61939
K I N O


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.61949 del
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>>61942
I do not care THAT much (I do some) about our naturalized ruski, it is more of Olympics hype in general, not felt by me since I don't know, last time in Italy, counting in summer ones too.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.61950 del
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What's with this practically raw steak


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.61951 del
>>61950
bloody meat is good for hæmatocrit init


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.61952 del
>>61950
Raw meat is the best


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.61953 del
>>61950
this confuses the burger


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.61954 del
>>61953
Also boomer parents who cook everything to mush


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.61955 del
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Topkek


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.61956 del
>>61950
>he's eating raw meat
adjusting even further


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.61957 del
>>61953
It does. Steak is better when it's cooked enough to render the fat. There's big streaks of unrendered fat there


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.61958 del
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>>61949
What do you mean you do not care, of COURSE you care. This is a GOLD medal contender, who probably gets sidelined for some Ching Chong shitter who is only contending for last place. This is an OUTRAGE. There should be riots in the streets in Warschau.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.61959 del
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>>61934
I will live, it would seem


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.61960 del
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*record scratches*


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.61961 del
>>61960
I imagine that this how you chuted on your old spesh gr*vel bike


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.61962 del
>>61961
I got assassinated


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.61963 del
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>>61935
had a little more in the tank for my habibi


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.61964 del
>>61963
nice work, pity it was mostly in an ev*n zone


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.61965 del
>>61963
that's a lot of eggs


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.61966 del
>>61963
pwoah


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.61967 del
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>>61963


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.61968 del
>>61965
I did eat a lot the past 2 days so it was a necessary ride


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.61969 del
fuuuuuuuck a bunch of boomers close to me won the euromillions, what a waste of money


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.61970 del
>>61969
Just rob them


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.61971 del
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Lmao, why am I seeing this


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.61972 del
>>61971
is this a parody account?


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.61973 del
>>61972
I am afraid not


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.61974 del
>>61971
man's missing a knee and an ankle and yet he soldiers on
true champion


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.61975 del
Imagine this: grug retires from cross and wout wins the 2027 WC. Hype is at a all time high and we get to enjoy a full spring of cope


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.61976 del
>>61975
in the paralympics maybe


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.61977 del
>>61976
Common, even half a leg Wout should be able to beat tibo&tibor


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.61978 del
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>>61977
can't even beat SWEECK anymore bert, it's over


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.61979 del
>>61977
tibor has beat him before he can do it again


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.61980 del
>>61977
Lol


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Forgot Chris been training his son for a full year now (starting from 0). Good number, a LOT of hours


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.61982 del
>>61981
bottom bracket of cat B in zwift tbh


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.61983 del
>>61981
is this on cola and snickers or is chris evolving


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.61984 del
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The whole training plan is just train at z2 and race lmao


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.61985 del
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what a waste of money this guy must be for cancellara's bank account


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.61986 del
>>61984
>lots of hours
>race
>be born strong
its that simple


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.61987 del
>>61985
Allah has been a better signing lmao


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.61988 del
>>61985
whats the qrd on hirschi turning to shit at tudor? Anyone squeaking about him in the press or have we just forgotten about hirschi


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.61989 del
>>61986
35k km is a hell of a year


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.61990 del
>>61987
I would even say that allah was the 2nd best signing the team has done behind storer


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.61991 del
Sometimes I wonder where this legend is at
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BaldBoris
He hasn't posted in 7 years


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.61992 del
>>61991
>Templates created
>Doping at the Tour de France
someone had him silenced


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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.61994 del
>>61931
the hard part is the same though

I drove up from the Hilo side last year and down the Kona side


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.61995 del
>>61958
I don't think we're getting people on the streets about a speedshitter after nothing happened because of the new energy, gas and waste bill.
We shall squeak about JILEK anyways.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.61996 del
>>61985
I bet Storer and Voisard are dirt cheap compared to Hirschi and Küng.


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.61997 del
>>61993
i never realized they made two more tro bro leons. ha ha


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.61998 del
we live in australia


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.61999 del
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10th annual cadel evans great ocean space race


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.62000 del
>>61999
imagine the eggs


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.62001 del
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hm?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.62002 del
>>62001
>Bon jour, fellow Vismoids


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.62003 del
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the jayco lad is still pulling, like a good boy


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.62004 del
allez santi


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.62005 del
my turn to take month off duvelkes
the consequences might never be the same


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.62006 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.62007 del
brennan vs the world rn


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.62008 del
tobias lund wins! good race


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.62009 del
>>62008
Brennoid's nemesis


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.62010 del
Veloman has absolutely lost it with these recent velogames
Some dude named ben granger is 12 points


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.62011 del
>>62010
Sander DE PESTEL at 10, good value heh


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.62012 del
Why are we hyping brennan again?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.62013 del
>>62012
Brit, visma, has teeth like a horse


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.62014 del
>>62010
why doesnt it let me pick mads


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.62015 del
this tobias lund keeps dabbing on brannan. I should keep him on the radar for smaller races.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.62016 del
>>62015
That will be 16 pts, thank you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.62017 del
>>62015
I wonder how DSM feels about not keeping him considering he's scoring more UCI points in 2 weeks than they will in months


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.62018 del
>>62017
the perpetual existence of DSM is to lose promising runners to real teams so im sure they are numb to it by now


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.62019 del
>>62018
must hurt more now considering half their budget is going to kwabkobsen


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.62020 del
Brennan started sprinting from 1km out, very gaviria-esque. Must be a brainlet issue


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.62021 del
>>62020
also funny to see zana sprinting on his wheel getting absolutely heemed by every fast man, good effort though


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.62022 del
Today is the start of the new cycling season with Marseille la Marseillaise in Marseille.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.62023 del
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>>62022
Let's go


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.62024 del
comicale at the juniors


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.62025 del
>>62023
no more tro bro toblerone is a shame


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.62026 del
>>62025
Yeah I don't know what's up with that


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.62027 del
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did some of that LT1 everyone is raving about building that aerobic base
(ignore the weird power drops)


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.62028 del
>>62027
I still don't know what LT1 means, is it just the z2 of 2025?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.62029 del
>>62028
I don't even know, something about lactate thresholds
I just did it because it's like Z2 but atleast you feel some resistance and it doesn't wear me out


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.62030 del
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CATASTROPHIC GRANDE FAILURE


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.62031 del
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>>62028
>>62029
The way finnbert described it it's Z2 on steroids, at 75% of ftp


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.62032 del
>>62031
intensity depends on your fitness, for beginners it can be as low as 60% of ftp but for top tier endurance athletes it can be well over 80%. Mine is somewhere under 80% but over 75%

you guys should really read up on it I mean come on it'll be the first result on any search engine and probably less than 3 sentences to read. Not too much to ask


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.62033 del
>>62032
can you even know accurately without doing the blood test


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.62034 del
yeah, guys, just do your research first


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.62035 del
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My stella team looks fine.
I will try not to mess with it so I don't do an ulala disaster to meself.
NOT entertaining psyops.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.62036 del
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WE ARE SO BACK


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.62037 del
>>62035
a good sprinter will get added last minute and ruin your team anyway


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.62038 del
>>62025
They ran out of pigs to hand out, please understand. And remco al ibn-bin remco said that pigs aren't halal.


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>>62033
You can't and the real way of figuring it out is a session in the rape lab however if you do high z2 and can sustain it without fatiguing a lot you're on the right track imo because carb consumption ramps up quickly past lt1 so you'll run out of steam rather fast. But focused lt1 training is for advanced athletes anyways, I still do all z2 at the high end regardless because it's just more fun especially outdoors and there's no drawback since I don't ride that many hours and I reckon that goes for all of us.
Just fyi last winter I did some testing out of curiosity where I did 2h at 70% another ride 2h at 76% and another ride 2h at 82% and there was basically no difference between 70% and 76% but a big difference between 76% and 82%, riding over lt1 eats at you so there's no mistaking it. Seiler was right


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.62040 del
>>62032
>>62031
>>62029
For me I do my LT1 work around 70-75% of FTP, feels hard but not too hard and I can get 2-3h of time there without too much fatigue. I can pass the talk test but it's definitely not "all day pace" that I can just hammer out without thinking.
I have been thinking about getting a lactate meter for these efforts, usually I just triangulate from RPE / HR / power.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.62041 del
>>62038
the race still exists bert, just not part of the coupe


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.62042 del
>>62022
mass sprinter, solo or reduced group place your bets


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.62043 del
>>62038
can't go around handing out pigs when more and more of your riders and investors don't like 'em can you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.62044 del
>>62042
Lapeira wins


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.62045 del
>>62040
Yeah exactly it feels like you're working but it's not like it kills you so you have to take a day off, it's really satisfying


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.62046 del
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>Judge rules that baldness is a disability in tax row with wig makers


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.62047 del
did we ever discus how ski jumpers inject their dick with acid
no wonder roglic is like he is


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.62048 del
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Alright this velogoomble is hard. Like, Autismbert-must-die-difficulty hard. So many frauds on this list


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.62049 del
>>62047
Yes I posted the link a while ago ppattt


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.62050 del
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There is not a single decent runner on this startlist what the flop


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.62051 del
>>62050
More important than TdF


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.62052 del
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Aw shit, Lapeira has a not-horrible TT.
Adjustment necessary.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.62053 del
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>>62051
Yes unironically, velogoomble is CRAZY. My veloseason died because I picked double instead of higuita. Instead of first I got 19th or something because of that one pick. In this shitty french race I don't how to weight trash racing against trash, axelgaard help me


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.62054 del
>>62053
don't waste your coins on groenewegen is all I can say


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.62055 del
>>62005
I don't recommend it.

In all seriousness tho, it was a nice reset. Lost some weight, slept great. Realized I'm probably not an alcoholic because it wasn't hard to do at all.

I'll do it every year going forward and may consider doing it again in June or so


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.62056 del
>>62054
The rose rocket did a solid leadout in that one race!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.62057 del
>>62056
it doesn't even matter because the 6th guy in GC will make more than him
that's not even taken in the fact that he could lose the sprints too to some jobber


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.62058 del
>>62047
It was fake


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.62059 del
>>62057
the anti gc points squeakers were right


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.62060 del
Just watched Cadel Evans. Brennan is retarded and didn't even shake Andresen's hand, just sulked off. What a bitch.

Andresen very soulful celebration, will cheer for him going forward


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.62061 del
>>62058
how do you know, did you inspect them?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.62063 del
Chladonova running u23? Embarassing


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.62064 del
burger lassie already humbled, DNF


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.62065 del
kek they interview the national coach at the side of the course here
what an absolutely useless job


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.62066 del
big thighs on the italian cyclista


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.62067 del
Chladonova goes solo


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.62068 del
>>62067
just posting lies now bertacek?
on the internet?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.62069 del
>>62066
Tuning in


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.62070 del
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lauren the mill, dios mio


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.62071 del
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>>62070


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.62072 del
>Gottwald
>Müller
>Sonnemann
>Bruchner
Sounds very German and none of them is from Deutschland


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.62073 del
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metalframebros you too can be ayro soon


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.62074 del
>>62073
price for the frame?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.62075 del
>>62074
somewhere between 2000 and 2300€


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.62076 del
>>62073
It's just rounded tubes?.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.62077 del
Chladonova cought


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.62078 del
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>>62076
the headtube is hourglassy and deep!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.62079 del
alles over te doen michel


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.62080 del
>>62078
Ah, at least 2w at 50km/h I see. The extra 2k€ is justified


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.62081 del
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>>62080
that is for the consumer to decide


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.62082 del
>>62080
are there steel is real guys that care about aero?
I think the frames look nice and I would buy them because they look nice but not for performance


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.62083 del
very nice move by bentveld


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.62084 del
doesn't look good for the flower of slovakia


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.62085 del
>>62082
I highly doubt it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.62086 del
she's scared of the downhills


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.62087 del
horrible corner, it's over


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.62088 del
it's over


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.62089 del
HOLY SHIT she bottled it big time


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.62090 del
2 really nice lines in the descent to put her under pressure
top tier cx


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.62091 del
>>62082
No way they do but you see, standert maneuvered themselves into a corner and got bullied for it so they had to do something. They market their bike as nice and classy but also as a superior crit race machines and even sent them out to the media. The media then of course stated the obvious, how can a frame that is not aero at all and not light be a race machine and social media commenters trashed the brand even further. And this is them reacting to that entire thing


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.62092 del
ah scheisse, not bad though since she's 2.5 years younger or something


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.62093 del
live throwing up close up


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.62094 del
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>>62091
They should have made a alu aero frame and keep the steel for the retired dentists


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.62095 del
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I can't watch Mathieu dab on some retards because I have to FUCKING work


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.62096 del
Chladonova is very cute and very briefly it looked to me like she had painted on whiskers. VERY cute


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.62097 del
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>>62095
don't get stuck in the tunnel again, friendo


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.62098 del
finna go for a short ride now, when I'm back matje will be a minute ahead of nys and tibor


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.62099 del
>>62094
their steel frame is the same price or cheaper than their alu frame as far as I can tell looking at the website


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.62100 del
Awful sprint from the Rockets. Adjusting Groenewegen OUT.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.62101 del
>>62100
thank god, no need to think about that anymore


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.62102 del
Marit first real win


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.62103 del
Alessio MAGAgnotti? Since when are political statements allowed


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.62104 del
>>62094
they should've just stayed in their lane and never even play the race bike angle or if at all just say >hi yes our bike is nice and oldschool with a new touch and you can even race on it! and sponsor a team maybe but don't lean super hard on that.
Hydroforming frames like specialized would eat too much into their FAT margins


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.62105 del
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>>62097
Don't get sick again oh wait you already were


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.62106 del
>>62100
>outsprinted by Iúri Leitão
Oh nonono


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.62107 del
Soulful win in Mallorca


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.62108 del
>>62104
I get your point. The look is nice though, even if it's massively outpriced


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.62109 del
>>62100
Eh, now everyone will know to not pick him.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.62110 del
which alloy bike was finbert on again?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.62111 del
>>62106
They lost their position before the sprint. He might have been the fastest but he started from far back and even had to swerve to avoid another rider.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.62112 del
astana another nice UCI point haul


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.62113 del
>>62110
None I believe, he bought a fairlight steel but never rode it (kek)


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.62114 del
>>62110
>>62113
I have had a Standert Kreissage back in 2022 but sold it a long time ago. My daily ride is a Fairlight Secan and yes, I briefly had the Strael frame but sold it.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.62115 del
What's so great about steel?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.62116 del
>>62112
Nobody cares about UCI points anymore Bert. Until in two years someone will be like "wait what we are in danger????? How can this suddenly be happening"


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.62117 del
>>62115
They say it has better feel or something, maybe is longer lasting, whatever.

Only steel bike I've had was a fixed gear from BikesDirect and it didn't change my life.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.62118 del
>>62116
He's putting them in the bank for intrest


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.62119 del
>>62115
Always thought it was about durability and repairability and possibly cheaper (not the case anymore). Like me I never use my cage anymore and do 90% of my travel with the bike a cheaper robust alloy frame is interesting but the market doesn't seem to think that way and prices it for the dental man.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.62120 del
>>62115
R E A L
E
A
L


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.62121 del
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Bęrt I have been doing some research. The only way SEMIRUNNIY can run the 5km is when someone from a country with no replacement runner gets sick or injured. As far as I can see this is only the case for two countries: Austria (FARTHOFER) and Czechia (JILEK). So you know what to do


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.62122 del
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Oh wait there is another one of course: Belgium (SWINGS). Forgot about Belgium again


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.62123 del
where to best watch cycling? what's the current daddy website? Tiz gives nothing and I lost my access to cheap eurosport recently sucks


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.62124 del
>>62123
Unless you're a paypig like me, situation is grim


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.62125 del
>>62123
Link is in the OP my Bert


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.62126 del
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>>62121
I know.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.62127 del
>>62123
I am watching cx on czech tv
Daddy has been like 99% dead stream for me lately so I am back at 480p tiz


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.62128 del
>>62127
For Saudi it worked for me. But I can't find CX


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.62129 del
480p tiz chads rise UP


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.62130 del
Put my life savings on Andrew STROHMAYER. USA is due for a cyclocross win.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.62131 del
>>62128
Saudi was on youtube though, not even tiz


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.62132 del
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It's Sunday so I can leave home the latest 15:30. Surely Mathieu is already gone by then


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.62133 del
>>62131
It was? I watched it on daddy.whatever it was


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.62134 del
Real ciclismo fans watch like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIBCUDw7TCg [Embed]


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.62135 del
ON Y VA


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.62136 del
BOROS is washed


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.62137 del
Del Grosso thermonucléaire


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.62138 del
>It's a Sunday club ride for Alpecin
Kek


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.62139 del
Hij gaat er een patat op geven Michel


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.62140 del
Ok I think autismbert can go to work already, it's over


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.62141 del
Doesn't even care to hop


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.62142 del
Good koers, this


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.62143 del
CHUTE RON HAAR


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.62144 del
Alright now it's over for good. I am off


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.62145 del
>under 1 hour WC
LAME


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.62146 del
once cx is finally dood I can finally start catching some ompoop fever


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.62147 del
>>62146
Maybe that's what I was ill with...


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.62148 del
Youtube recommends me a czech autismbert who rides city bus for living and then comes home and plays and streams tramway simulator.
Truly living the dream


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.62149 del
Assassination of Troon AERTS by the coward ORTS


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.62150 del
>>62148
I got into snowrunner it’s not really as simmy and more just mudrunner


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.62151 del
>>62150
A friend plays that a lot and has like all the 20 DLC maps, requires a lot of patience


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.62152 del
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Legs a bit heavy, hopefully this is the last r*pe of the season


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.62153 del
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>>62152


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.62154 del
5 km to go in (sunny) France


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.62155 del
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Some brave lads out front in Marseille.

>>62152
Wish there was an end in sight to the r*** for me...


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.62156 del
almost an assassination by a tifosi on a bike in France!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.62157 del
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>>62155
I might have been too optimistic. This has been the worst winter in 15 years


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.62158 del
NYS KWAB


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.62159 del
>>62157
NICE KWAB


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.62160 del
COCKHARD WINS
and a ASSASSINATION CHUTE?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.62161 del
powerful Coquard sprint phwoar!


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.62162 del
Based COQUARD. Not 20 minutes ago the commentators were talking him down.

>>62157
For me I will be pleasantly surprised to ride outside in April. I don't like to be out below 65 deg lol. I should move out of New England.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.62163 del
>>62162
IS that 18 celcius? Lmao, a bigger coldlet than I am.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.62164 del
>>62151
Yeah game is just endless mud grind and right tool for right screw type of deal rushing nets you doing it all over again


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.62165 del
>>62157
holy softman


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.62166 del
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Bert is not wrong winter is bad this year, hardest winter of my life. And while we're at the topic of who's softest I'm claiming hardest man in the thread since I rode outside at around freezing. At times it was even wet, humidity-temperature-tip gains pwoah


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.62167 del
>>62165
>>62166
My cope has always been that we're all adapted to a temp window and mine needs to go to almost 40 for the summer


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.62168 del
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>>62163
Its not as much that I'm a coldlet as it is that I'm a cold-gear-let. I love to run/hike in the cold, but I just hate cold weather cycling gear and the combination of getting hot with exertion and the windchill at speed is not my cup of tea. Anything beyond arm/leg warmers and a baselayer shirt is too much for me.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.62169 del
>>62167
well it's not like I'm having a warm and comfy time out there to be honest. I still have to cover up like a muslim


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.62170 del
>>62168
>combination of getting hot with exertion and the windchill at speed
it sucks and there is no winning kek you die one death somewhere, you'll either sweat more at one point for freeze more at another and to make matters worse you also can't breathe that well which is my main gripe. Either you are covered up and breathe through cloth which impedes breathing a lot or you breathe cold air which irritates your lungs and throat. So I end up not doing many efforts and just z2.
All of that is why its only for hardmen, or diamondmen as I like to call us - the hardest of the hard.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.62171 del
>>62169
I have the gear for freezing rides, I've done it several time when the commute demanded it. I wasn't even that cold, but for some reason it is very hard mentally to start the ride.

On the other hand going out for a 35 degree ride feels great. After that the body starts to complain


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.62172 del
>>62167
starting the ride is always the hard part, I usually don't feel like it's that bad when you get going a bit but making the effort to go when you know the conditions are shit is very difficult


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.62173 del
Caja rural CHADS humiliating Unibert VIRGINS on both fronts today


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.62174 del
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3.4k need it or keep it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.62175 del
>>62174
colored stems are ugly
I don't ride with advertisements on it
chuck it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.62176 del
>>62174
>p*rchasing bikes
KWAP


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.62177 del
>>62174
He, why not


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.62178 del
anyone watching some turn left cycling?
the dutch femmes got kwabbed hard


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.62179 del
PCS is acting uppity for me the last two days


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.62180 del
>>62178
yeah
tim tom 2nd to a HANSEN like always
>>62179
crashes a lot today


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.62181 del
god I wish I had a track cyclista gf
I've never asked for anything but I do ask for this


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.62182 del
prayers for track ciclistas have to be put on hold since we need to focus our energy on hetty and her squad beating the funky french negress kouame


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.62183 del
>>62178
pay me eurosport and I will


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.62184 del
okay resume praying this one's in the bag


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.62185 del
>>62181
Why are thighs so attractive I have no idea, but they are


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.62186 del
britannia sinks into the sea


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.62187 del
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I do it for she


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.62188 del
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PWAHAHAHA HOW DID THEY MESS THAT UP
of course I did not double clara for a second


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.62189 del
Nice


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.62190 del
big czechs hitting the scene, bertacek where are you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.62191 del
funny names on both the czech and italian side


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.62192 del
>>62186


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.62193 del
france really finds blacks for every sport


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.62194 del
HAHAHAAHAHA country traitor kwabbed


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.62195 del
>+0.006


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.62196 del
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Reposting, image was broken.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.62197 del
>>62193
How bout chess?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.62198 del
curious that the velodrome is in turkey while they don't participate in the sport at all


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.62199 del
>>62198
maybe they want to take part in the olympic cycle, would require them to build a drome first


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.62200 del
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she's still there


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.62201 del
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good races tomorrow evening


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.62202 del
>>62200
phwooar


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.62203 del
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We are so fucking back


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.62204 del
>>62203
👋 gains


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.62205 del
>>62203
Thank you for contributing to france GDP, we really need it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.62206 del
>>62204
>Thinking I had any gains to lose


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.62207 del
>>62203
>alcoholismo zonder duvels
don't know know that's bad for you


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.62208 del
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>>62206
What do you mean you didn't make gains in the 25/26 Big Gains Big Guns winter? Well it's not too late yet go make some gains so you can drink them away


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.62209 del
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looking back I maybe could have gone harder but I really don't feel like I could without blowing my body up


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.62210 del
>>62209
impressive. very nice
>The percentage option scales the zones (e.g. optimal training) to match your current fitness and is probably the better choice.
now let's see that december in instant death mode


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.62211 del
>>62209
what happens in the high risk zone


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.62212 del
>>62209
My last three months began with birth of my child. So two months with rare rides and then started pretty consistent again in January.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.62213 del
I forgot about the next remco™ riding for movistar. I don't know what to expect from him this season as I assume that he will be in the big boy races this season.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.62214 del
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>>62212
Forgot pic


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.62215 del
>>62213
he was surprisingly good in one day races last year which is very weird because he's one of the least explosive riders I've ever seen
hope he keeps it up


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.62216 del
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>>62210
it is in form% if that's what you mean
this is absolute values but seems the same


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.62217 del
>>62211
OVERTRAINING


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.62218 del
>>62211
Remember that Austrian Bert that did 30/30s until his heart rate pegged at 200 and couldn't slow it down


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.62219 del
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>>62217
ahhhhhhh


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.62220 del
the only time I've went in the red zone this year were 150km+ rides


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.62221 del
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>>62218
death by interval


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.62222 del
>>62211
moribund fatigue, organ failure, death, etc.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.62223 del
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>>62218
the berts we've lost along the way


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.62224 del
>>62213
if you just treat him as what he is [a normally progressing 22yo runner] he's still very promising. zonder freak health issues


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.62225 del
>>62216
wow congrats bertman that's a sign of BIG consistency
my absolute and percentage graphs are always wildly different dynamic range


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.62226 del
who dares to pick bloblo for valenciana


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.62227 del
>>62226
if he's sub 12 points and remstink isn't 28 or some shit I'll do it


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.62228 del
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why is this team obsessed with finding bad riders from exotic nations instead of focusing on good spaniards


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.62229 del
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>>62214
>>62216
Very cool
Me meself have been trying harder since new year


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.62230 del
>>62070
>>62071
How to fix her career? Puck managed to get her a spot in the fenix dev team this season, but her results are disappointing.


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.62231 del
>>62228
good spaniards go to CAJA RURAL


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.62232 del
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speaking of dead careers, what happened to this dude


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.62233 del
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speaking of dead careers, what happened to this dude


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.62234 del
>>62232
he's coming back big time in 2026


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.62235 del
>>62230
reckon it's retirement from here on out, I can't even look up how she has been doing on the road because pcs keeps crashing before I get there


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.62236 del
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>>62233
pain


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.62237 del
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>>62233
>>62236
Mogged hard by big Pablo in that one Vuelta stage. I feel like he's been injured often or unlucky. Maybe Remco will be sort of a rising tide lifting all ships for the team


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.62238 del
>>62237
ahh pablito, another rider that has gotten worse


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.62239 del
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Streaming Odd Thomas - a Dean R. Koontz novel adaptation - on Feb 7 at 9 and 21:00 CET (3am and 3pm EST for the odd american, 11 and 23 for the odd rusbert).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.62240 del
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loved that kern pharmdopage arc though
remember that berrade dude suddenly showing up in the queen stage


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.62241 del
>>62238
The dude is getting banned for anomaly in the next to years. 100%


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.62242 del
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The boys


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.62243 del
Was looking what Alfred Brockwell is up to and he has to have the boomer name read record of all.
Recorded with a broccoli on the other end of a pipe.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/alfred-wright
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/alfred-wright


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.62244 del
>>62243
please understand bandwith no good in chilean mountains


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.62245 del
you HAVE donated to intervals icu...haven't you Bert?


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.62246 del
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>>62245
I have never even peaked at the site


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.62247 del
>>62245
i pay them the same amount i do to watch ciclismo


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.62248 del
>>62247
what do you pay for


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.62249 del
>>62246
it's an absolutely great tool


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.62250 del
>>62249
yeah sure but I have 0 use for any of that


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.62251 del
>>62228
Don't speak ill of /cyc/ legends like Chumil, Fagundez, Sainbayar and Langelotti


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.62252 del
>>62240
My man Urko, one of my greatest 4 velocoins picks


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.62253 del
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>>62250
neither do I


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.62254 del
>>62228
>Czech'em repubz
>exotic


Bert 02/01/2026 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.62255 del
>>62250
you use a pencil and paper to track you're training logs?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.62256 del
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Don't forget to start your week properly with a nice endurance rape berts.
And yeah I've paid my subscription to intervals, such a fantastic product.


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.62258 del
>>62257
just Marseille things, I bet this scene will be in Taxi 6 (I have no idea how many Taxi movies they made)


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.62259 del
>>62258
>>62257
Honestly lucky the guy didn't want to steal the bikes. Would have been amazing to witness


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.62260 del
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Remind me when this dude went to see a bike race in Marseille and some youth cut his lock right next to him to steal his bike


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.62261 del
What do we expect from Tibor this road season? Does he have the base to be able to help in the monuments?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.62262 del
I am hearing that brave czech track runners beaten uppity dutchmen


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.62263 del
>>62255
I don't track any training logs but if I ever wanted to look something up I could do so on strava


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.62264 del
>>62263
but how do you make sure you rode efficiently in ketosis and your protein levels have not dropped?


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.62265 del
The Kubiš vs Groenewegen conundrum


Bert 02/02/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.62266 del
>>62264
just eyeball it all innit
just go with the flow


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