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/cyc/ - general Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No. 60853
Living in Monaco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT

>CX races
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>59864


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.60887 del
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Here you are!
>>60883
Not this time.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.60891 del
nahom ZERAY from Team UKYO is also 8 points, hey he's won a stage in rwanda 2025 guess that counts for something


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.60892 del
>>60891
ppatt he is a very talented up and coming young runner expect BIG things. dont forget to pick him


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.60893 del
went for a rainy walk and it snowed in like MASSIVE 0.5mm of snow
have germony kept it all for themselves?


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.60894 del
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>>60893
yes but we miscalculated and now we would like to get rid of it


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.60896 del
>>60895
this is who i imagine the generic bert to be, in appearance and disposition


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.60897 del
>>60895
literally me


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.60898 del
>>60895
this is duvel me


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.60899 del
>>60893
well which was it, rainy or snowy?


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.60900 del
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>>60895
>Kind van de Duvel plays in the background


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.60901 del
>>60899
it started as rain and turned into snow


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.60902 del
someday the snow will turn to sunshine


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.60903 del
fink you'd rather live in Bend or Durango, Bert?


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.60904 del
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>>60895


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.60905 del
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>>60902


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.60906 del
>>60903
I only know both towns from American Truck Simulator. the street layout in Bend always annoyed me, meanwhile the Czech autists that keep making maps for the game went all out on Colorado with the million dollar highway. so Durango is the clear winner here.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.60907 del
veloman should gift those saudi riders and not making them 4 points.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.60908 del
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>>60895
well, Bert on 4/cyc/ said that he would go to Hoogerheide and it looks like he delivered


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.60909 del
>>60907
I am pretty sure last time he made some of those dudes 6 velodollars


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.60910 del
>>60908
jaja hoppa duvel danseur is were bezig


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.60911 del
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>pay up squeaker


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.60912 del
why doesn't rate Axelgaard Julius Bert at all? I've seen Jan Christen being retarded too many times already.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.60913 del
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the chad dancer
the autism velogame checker


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.60914 del
>>60912
kevin is the leader


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.60915 del
>>60911
there is a 4 pointer with legit potential but THAT is a 6 pointer


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.60916 del
>>60914
SURELY Jantje Christen


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.60917 del
>>60916
he's too mentally retarded to win


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.60918 del
almost exclusively garbage on that alula startlist


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.60919 del
>>60918
is multiple stage wins in the prestigious portuguese grande volta an insignificant result to you?


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.60920 del
>>60917
Yes well I am NOT picking Vermaerke


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.60921 del
>>60918
you will long for startlists like this come May


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.60922 del
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this very /cyc/ sleeping on the great Paul DOUBLE


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.60923 del
>>60921
will I though? I barely know what 99.8% of these guys are capable of


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.60924 del
>>60920
that's why you'll lose again


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.60925 del
>>60922
With HATHERLY in? I think NOT.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.60926 del
>>60925
Jayco has unlocked Paul Double. These mountainlet finishes are perfect for him.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.60927 del
>>60922
furiously weak double?


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.60928 del
DOUBLE Paul may be the best points/cost gc rider in there


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.60929 del
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atleast valencia is looking interesting


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.60930 del
>>60902
Some day a real rain will come


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.60931 del
>>60929
kulset and bloblo are top competitors


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.60932 del
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the fuck happened to this dude's name


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.60933 del
>>60895
Be careful, you dox yourself sharing Instagram links


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.60934 del
>>60933
surely no Bert of ours has accounts on social media


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.60935 del
>the virgin link sanitizer
<the chad "here's a link to my race results page" enjoyer


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.60936 del
>>60926
Shh I'm psyoping here.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.60937 del
>>60936
we aren't psyopping, Paul is a decent pick for real


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.60938 del
imagine if Paul TRIPLE was in the field


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.60939 del
>>60937
That's why I am picking HATHERLY Alain.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.60940 del
it may be better to piss on multiple climbers altogether and only pick sprinters + 1 gc guy


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.60941 del
>>60940
Sprinters will get filtered tomorrow at the KoMs, MILAN will finish in gruppeto for example


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.60942 del
give me one (1) good reason why I should hop on the viner today instead of lounging around like a czechian


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.60943 del
>>60942
To dab on me ofcoursh


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.60944 del
>>60940
Yes you should pick Ackermann and Gaviria


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.60945 del
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>>60944
>>60941
I have Milan, Ackermann and gaviria fuck what do I do now


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.60946 del
>>60945
Lose


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.60947 del
HORNER schizoposting about intervals again


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.60948 del
>>60947
I enjoyed his benoot video
finally pogacar has been figured out


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.60949 del
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I'm Doubling down, adjusting.


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.60950 del
>>60947
>live in Bend Oregon
>be a schizo
Durango it is then


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.60951 del
>>60903
bend obviously


Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.60952 del
>>60942
think of what you favourite hardman cyclisto would do. put on the snowpants bratha


Bert 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.60953 del
this startlist is grim as hell and i WILL be watching every possible KM


Bert 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.60954 del
>>60952
knickersbros we have lived to see redemption


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