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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No. 67942
Golden God edition

Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1
04.03 Trofeo Laigueglia 1.Pro
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro

>CX races
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>66923


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.67943 del
First for SEIXAS


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.67944 del
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>>67942
>webm stolen from rusbert


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.67945 del
>>67944
>grugging up the berg


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67946 del
Youtuber actually with a good team this time, tobias lund looked strong on the bosberg


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67947 del
>>67943
BASED


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67948 del
>show the watch


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.67949 del
The only one who can break the curse


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.67950 del
the realkoersvrouwen from antwerp spotted


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.67951 del
His woman is so not it.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.67952 del
okay so now that omloop is a done deal lets see what we have to look forward to in italy
>dead startlist
>w*ut
>pog and del dopo
not much


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.67953 del
>>67951
Just imagine their bony muscular android sex


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.67954 del
only GW left


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.67955 del
T A N K


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.67956 del
Where in the fuck was Magnier. I have fucking nobody else as well


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.67957 del
our man is here


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.67958 del
Eh, just keeping that first draft and making MVDP work somehow. Although I am probably not keeping LAPORTE if I have MAGNIER and MVDP.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.67959 del
>>67943
Jesus this kid is a stud


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.67960 del
>>67959
>Podiumed a 280km 7000 vert WC at age 18
Ya think?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.67961 del
>>67956
11th. What a fraud


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.67962 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.67963 del
>>67960
When was that? He podiumed the EC


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.67964 del
>>67960
That was the 200 km 3400 vert EC, he was only 13th at the WC


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.67965 del
waar van sintmaartensijk


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.67966 del
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>>67963
>>67964


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.67967 del
The l'equipe broadcast for Ardeche was hilarious, they're beyond the BELIEVE stage


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.67968 del
>there is a chance he will do kbk tomorrow


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.67969 del
>>67968
Gotta keep Jappe happy and motivated. Grug is a good leader.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.67970 del
Either Nihonbert or Suissebert win.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.67971 del
Knew TURNER is going to be no good. Too bad WATSON was a complete no show.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.67972 del
>>67971
>picked turner
>hum no he hasn't done shit in classics lately
>pick vacek instead
>yeah no mads its def gonna work
>...

Not off to a good start


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.67973 del
Lenny beat Jorgo for the podium, nice


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.67974 del
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>me Velogame picks


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.67975 del
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finally


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.67976 del
>>67952
plus KUSS kinos


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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.67978 del
>>67977
wait what I win? am I cursed now?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.67979 del
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>>67978


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.67980 del
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>femloop is 6 km shorter than my ride
nice "sport"


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.67981 del
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I want his meds.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.67982 del
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#Pray4Bertacek


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.67983 del
>>67982
how many meters are you descending on that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.67984 del
>>67977
>Top-10
stop the count!


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.67985 del
>>67977
Geeat. Beaten by a guy who is probably dead in the snow somewhere by now


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.67986 del
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Kek, his world is crumbling


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.67987 del
>>67977
feasting (on assist points)


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.67988 del
>>67986
/pol/gacar?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.67989 del
>>67986
kek yea how does one deal with the most gigadoped new runner being french and genuinely likely to win grand tours sooner rather than later


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.67990 del
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kek


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.67991 del
>>67990
Hehe and then Mathieu rode over his face like "gtfo shitter"


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.67992 del
wish Grug would do Strade again 2bqh


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.67993 del
>>67990
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.67994 del
What would happen with a French TdF winner. Or does nobody care anymore about cyclisme there


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.67995 del
>Tim Wellens, an outsider in the Omloop: "After my victory in Jaén, I received a lot of negative feedback. About doping, and that UAE is not normal."
So decided to show some decency. People have learned from Padun


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.67996 del
>>67995
why would anyone care about feedback from some shitter pre-season preparation tour?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.67997 del
>>67995
Bastard could have said this before the race


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.67998 del
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I was wondering what Burgos was doing here but then you have this. Haha. Hahahaha. Ha.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.67999 del
>>67998
kwaks


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.68000 del
>>67996
That feedback? That was me


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.68001 del
>>67995
where can I send feedback to the UAE riders to make them show decency?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.68002 del
>>68001
squeak@uci.ch


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.68003 del
it's Demi beats Kasia o'clock


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.68004 del
Sixes is already 19, do they let him run the TdF this year?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.68005 del
>>68004
yes


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.68006 del
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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.68007 del
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>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.68008 del
>>68004
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.68009 del
>>68004
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.68010 del
>>68006
>I could not wipe my ass.
>I could not poop for five days.
I fail to see the connection. Just tell the young, hot student nurse that you have to shit right now, and demand she wipe your ass.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.68011 del
>>67983
>>67983
500 vertical meters give or take


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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.68013 del
So who to pick for Kuurne hmm. Full on sprinters or bet for something a bit more selective. Overly focus on today's results or not. Hmmm


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.68014 del
>>68012
that guy is so DOPED it makes me sick but at the same time I'm happy that there's another doper in the mix and racing will become more exciting
ciclismo giveth and taketh innit


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.68015 del
>>68014
French riders in french teams can't be DOPED, what do you mean


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.68016 del
SEXASS did WHAT?
We are now living in a post-dopacar world


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.68017 del
>>68012
Lel there's already a thread about him at The Clinic, about time


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>>68015
in other news I hear that seixass did the ILLEGAL today and runner have been getting DSQ'd for doing a few seconds of the illegal.
Are french riders on french teams also safe from that?


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.68019 del
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Yeah, he's doing the tour this year


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.68020 del
>>68018
This is funny because the first rider to do this was remco at liege so the UCI actually never enforced the rule


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.68021 del
>>68018
I think he's ok there 2bh


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.68022 del
>>68018
In French races, yes.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.68023 del
Yes well Remco Excusenepoel also did shit like this at 19 and then barely improved anymore


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.68024 del
I'm back, lovely day


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.68025 del
>>68006


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>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.68027 del
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>>68006


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.68028 del
Slick Rick Pluimers really fucked that race up for a lot of riders.
Laporte was insanely good for someone that had to stop dead in his tracks in the middle of the climb


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.68029 del
>>68023
Nah. Remco's results aside from ITT were mostly against literal jobbers at bottom tier races.


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.68030 del
>>68023
>>68029
Yeah, what Seixas did last autumn and this year in Algarve and today is way more impressive than Evenepoel in 2019 and 2020


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.68031 del
>>68028
Laporte was the best of the rest on the Muur too. Without Pluimers's crash, he would probably had been with Grug and co after Molenberg


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.68032 del
>>68030
but memco won algarve against known dopeurs on the podium


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.68033 del
I was on the eikenberg today and tom peacock is a certified kwab, saw it with me own eyes


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.68034 del
>>68033
What happened


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.68035 del
>>68029
hayter take


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.68036 del
>>68033
this testimony confirms what I suspected watching the race


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.68037 del
>>68034
weak little anglo fears the COBBLES


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