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/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Thread #2 Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No. 6998
Pig edition

>Current and upcoming races
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
11.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
11.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
13.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
14.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro WE
14.05 - 18.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
14.05 - 18.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
16.05 - 18.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
17.05 ZLM Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
18.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
20.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro
30.05 - 31.05 Tour of Estonia 2.1
31.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway Women 2.1 WE
04.06 - 08.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
05.06 - 08.06 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
06.06 - 08.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1 WE
07.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro WE
08.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro ME
08.06 - 15.06 Critérium du Dauphiné 2.UWT
09.06 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
09.06 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
12.06 - 15.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
13.06 Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau 1.1
13.06 - 15.06 Tour Féminin International des Pyrénées 2.1 WE
14.06 Duracell Dwars door het Hageland 1.Pro
14.06 Elmos Dwars door het Hageland 1.1 WE
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous thread:
>>5978


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.7000 del
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Tro-Bro Léon (1.Pro)
Lannilis - Lannilis
203.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tro-bro-leon/2025/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tro-bro-leon/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wpHU0p9fJuA [Embed]
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV
15:15 CET


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.7002 del
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>>6998
we live in Albania


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.7003 del
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the current jersey wearers and a fraud(u)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.7004 del
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>>6998
hmm, piggy Schnitzel!


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.7005 del
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Ayuso already with a mechanical


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.7006 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.7007 del
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we gaan


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.7009 del
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214 Marcellusi
173 M. Bais
226 Masnada
53 De Bondt

already caught meh


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.7010 del
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elections in Albania today


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.7011 del
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>>7010
now you remember Paris-Roubaix being postponed for elections


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.7012 del
>>7011
Albania is a real democraty, they don't need so many police force on election day


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.7013 del
>>6971
>there are people who dont have even basic adblocks
the most simple intelligence test. nothing makes me look down on my freijnds more than when i see ads on their interweb devices


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.7014 del
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tardling


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.7015 del
imagine tardling in pink. id cum


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.7016 del
87 tarling
75 Germani
133 Donovan
163 Hamilton
178 Tonelli


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.7017 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.7018 del
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>


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.7019 del
>>7017
kek


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.7020 del
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>>7017
I have a hard time imagine patje riding a bike and he's a kuurne - brussel - kuurne winner.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.7021 del
>>7020
>that big ass watch
Kek, already back then


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.7022 del
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>>7020
>most successful cycling manaher in history


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.7023 del
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pedalton closed the door


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.7024 del
>>7022
you disagree?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.7025 del
have no idea who's the best climber here between donovan, germani, tonelli and yakubian daimon hamilton. could be fun


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.7026 del
>>7024
i misread what it was saying and thought it meant 'most successful cycling manager [as a rider]' for some reason. please be patient i have


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.7027 del
>>7022
Mapei Patje finished the 1995 Giro 1,2,3.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.7028 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.7029 del
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bläh


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.7030 del
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kek!


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.7031 del
>>7030
meant for
>>7017


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.7032 del
>Lance Armstrong, Bradley Wiggins, Mario Cipollini, Andreas Klöden, Udo Bölts und weitere ehemalige Stars werden am 18. Mai beim «Jan Ullrich Cycling Festival» in Bad Dürrheim mit Hobby-Radfahrern der Illusion frönen, die unbeschwerten 1990er Jahre seien zurück.
should I watch this shitfest?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.7033 del
Pretty shit break for a day like this. Tarling is the only quality rider and he's going to struggle on the climb.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.7034 del
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>>7032
>die unbeschwerten 1990er Jahre


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.7035 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.7036 del
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>No UCI races tomorrow.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.7037 del
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>>7034
>>7032
unfortunately, Ulle got caged and collected!


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.7038 del
looks like while I wasn't paying attention that goats attacked the riders


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>


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.7040 del
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those fucking aero bidons lol


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.7041 del
>>7040
for TT it’s cool but on road kinda silly


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.7042 del
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SOVL


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.7043 del
>>7040
isn't the most a*ro just putting in you are jersey pocket


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.7044 del
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>>7040
kek, looks like sippin motor oil


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.7045 del
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ynr Roman Kreuziger


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.7046 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.7047 del
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shamelessly stolen from bertolo


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.7048 del
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girmay looking like a black person from not using fenders


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.7049 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.7050 del
>>7045
mount alblympus


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.7051 del
Forgot how weird that Breton language is.
Still all this is extremely comfy.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.7052 del
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>>7051
>stream is in breizh again
kek


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.7053 del
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nice weather in Bretagne


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.7054 del
pinchazo de madouas


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.7055 del
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chute some uno-x rider


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.7056 del
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what a nasty chute


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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.7058 del
>>7057
extremely lucky he didnt take that wall head on


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.7059 del
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no ad for sporza or belgian fries for once


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.7060 del
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>Breton was brought from Great Britain to Armorica (the ancient name for the coastal region that includes the Brittany peninsula) by migrating Britons during the Early Middle Ages, making it an Insular Celtic language.
didn't know that, I thought it was a native language. the more you know.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.7061 del
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drink ES energy drink


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.7062 del
No one fighting for the Red Bull sprint.
Not a great look.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.7063 del
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nobody adjusted for bad weather?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.7064 del
>>7062
there will be 19 of them surely one day the GC guys will get to it first


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.7065 del
that's a flat tire


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.7066 del
Lots of flats.
Someone threw nails on the road or something?


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godon performace really falling flat so far


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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.7069 del
lol this section is hard


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.7070 del
TRONCHON en attaque
VAUQUELIN en arriere


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.7071 del
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he got SR*M'd?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.7072 del
this is great, total sprinter death


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.7073 del
>Stop stealing my bike!


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.7074 del
>>7072
Not even a categorised rampa.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.7075 del
SPARFEL HOFSTETTER chute


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.7076 del
>SPARFEL
uh oh


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.7077 del
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hugo hofstetter involved


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.7078 del
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and spar apfel as well


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.7079 del
Wow such a charming personality Storer


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.7080 del
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curva madouas


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.7081 del
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>>7077
classic


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.7082 del
kinda eerie how few people are in these cute little towns


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cobbles


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.7084 del
Hmm I will go to the shop, I think I can make it before the rampa. Anybody needs something?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.7085 del
>>7084
some protein bars bertaczek promoted for my next ride


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.7086 del
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bertnal bike change


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.7088 del
Tronchon is the new van der poel


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.7089 del
Sees Bald goes


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.7090 del
I am, sorry it's Case Bold actually


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.7091 del
>>7084
schnitzel ingredients ta xxxx


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.7092 del
Tronchon lol


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.7093 del
Lmao


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.7094 del
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>chaise bol
kek


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.7095 del
>>7088
Or Roglić?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.7096 del
axelgaard knew about kaasbol


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what's up with tires on the van rysels?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.7098 del
axeldaubters wya


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.7099 del
>Albanian road


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.7100 del
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good ciclismo on today


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.7101 del
>>7100
kinographique


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.7102 del
chute out of nowhere


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.7103 del
russo kwab


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chute comicale


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.7105 del
lel fuck them points bro


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.7106 del
They don't have a minute but these 20 pedalers are it.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.7107 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.7108 del
>>7106
give it to me straight doc, how fucked is my veloteam


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.7109 del
>>7108
I see 2 unos so you better spun the roulette


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.7110 del
>>7109
landed on ABRAHAMSEN today, he might be the more diminutive one in there. one can hope


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.7111 del
>>7108
Don't know if the big guy is Waeren or Tiller, so there is that.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.7112 del
>>7110
one of them is tiller, still some chance for you


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.7113 del
>>7111
waerenskjold was dropped a while ago and he's been absolute dogshit so I doubt it's him


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.7114 del
Our boy BETTIOL sharted it again, almost adjusted him out but he is the man.


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should have taken the red bull sprint seriously, now mads is out of the points jersey


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those tro bro service cars are massive


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.7117 del
I only have fred wright, it's over


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.7118 del
>>7116
paris dakar tier


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.7119 del
>>7116
on loan from tour du faso


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here's one of those enver hoxha bunkers


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.7121 del
this jess cox guy is like rob hatch but somehow even worse and without the cyclismo knowledge


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.7122 del
Proper motopacing that


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.7123 del
Sebastien no luck.


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cochon wheel change


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.7125 del
Could my guys stop chuting FFS.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.7126 del
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in other news, bissegger won a conti race. good for him I guess.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.7127 del
The Breton guys are agian not the most reliable in recognizing drivers.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.7128 del
They finna slurp lol


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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.7130 del
breton RAI failure


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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.7132 del
Wout van weak.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.7133 del
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i suffer in bretagne


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.7134 del
so how did van aert even survive the first stage


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.7135 del
>Commentators are reduced to just reading the PCS feed


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>>7133
every time when it's like 36°C I'm tempted to go Brest


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.7137 del
Raid!
Fuken happening finally.


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kwab


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.7139 del
>kwab van shaert


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just like me


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.7141 del
storer sneaking away lol


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.7142 del
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fred goes and is looking for primoz


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.7143 del
UAE should raid already


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.7144 del
Tronchon pas normal


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.7145 del
MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.7146 del
MADOUAS


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.7147 del
CAM ON VALENTIN


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.7148 del
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allez madouas


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.7149 del
chute de shee-han


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.7150 del
Fut fut freestylo from SHEEHAN.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.7151 del
she/her dead


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.7152 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.7153 del
looks painful


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.7154 del
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riley shehan nasty chute


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.7155 del
another veloteam runner killed. its over


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.7156 del
nice motopacing for kevin


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.7157 del
Yeah, I really don't see how Mads doesn't win the points classification without chuting.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.7158 del
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imagine a balkan tour


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.7159 del
>frenchman in a contract year becomes a worldbeater
common occurence


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.7160 del
crevaison vockylawn


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.7161 del
I am BACK. Has W*ut been kwabbed yet?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.7162 del
>CREVAISON VAUQUELIN
this race is a mess


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.7163 del
Poor lad Kevin.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.7164 del
>Dvrns
well that's just great


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.7165 del
And it was dvernes


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.7166 del
>>7161
yep. immediately fell off the back off the peloton at the start of the climb

>>7138


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.7167 del
>>7161
20 minutes ago yes.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.7168 del
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>>7161
Take a guess.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.7169 del
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and suddenly dversnes in the lead


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.7171 del
I have no idea who is where


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.7172 del
fuck the PCS people, goddamn


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.7173 del
>>7171
>>7172
to be fair, the race is totally shattered with riders spread out over the Bretagne countryside and everyone seems to be chuting every 5 minutes


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.7174 del
>>7173
no I mean the ads


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.7175 del
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Attaque de PIDCOCK


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.7176 del
>3 Fredrik Dversnes
they spun the wheel


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.7177 del
Cvckerini goes


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.7178 del
>>7174
get adblock brother. its not hard


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.7179 del
>>7175
Huh I didn't select those squeakers. Were they left from before or something. Strange


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.7180 del
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curva bertavacek


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.7181 del
>>7178
it's fine on my computer, idk how to do that on my phone


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.7182 del
Why is alpecin not sending a devo team there?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.7183 del
>>7176
No sir, I heavy-heartedly did not pick him for yesterday, he was a LOCK for today.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.7184 del
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>>7181
I have ublock installed on furryfox. if you use itoddler phone, well good luck then.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.7185 del
bilbao wins me thinks


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.7186 del
>>7185
Of course not


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.7187 del
>>7184
haha that was easy, thanks (I have android)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.7188 del
>>7185
he dont got the gap


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.7190 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.7191 del
Gaps are fucked, DVERSNES has 13"


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.7192 del
Man am I glad my GAUTHERAT adjustment went through at the last moment
>inb4 chute


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.7193 del
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>announcers squinting through rain and mud to try to figure out who is where


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.7194 del
23" for DVERSNES


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.7195 del
madouas my son win on home roads


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.7196 del
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I ain't no fortunato's son


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.7197 del
>>7195
Lewis ASKEY will win again


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.7198 del
>>7197
>askey working for madouas in tro bro
i would kill mysel


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.7199 del
>>7198
wait the other way around. teehee


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.7200 del
I don't think they're getting dversnes back


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.7201 del
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Albania quite scenic


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.7202 del
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well it's over unless he gets a flat tire


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.7203 del
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>>7202


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.7204 del
fuck this is that hill, wouldn't want to do it in the rain


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.7205 del
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gotta go fast


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.7206 del
<diverseness


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.7207 del
nooo askey


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.7208 del
>van mechelen was in grupo
impressive


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.7209 del
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>>7205
>100km/h descent in heavy crosswinds
I don't understand how these twinks do it.

I nearly shit myself yesterday and cut ride short and I probably have 20kg on average WT rider


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.7210 del
FUCK FUCKING FUCK there go my Askey points


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.7211 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.7212 del
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pure cyclisme


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.7213 del
tronchon pas normale


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.7214 del
IS THAT HECKIN' WIND??

ECHELONS??????


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.7215 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.7216 del
Tronchon pas normal


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.7217 del
a proper hardy Norge made for this weather


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.7218 del
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that grupetto is just 7-8 seconds behind dwarfness


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.7219 del
>>7210
Did he chute? Eh.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.7220 del
the plot thickens


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.7221 del
yeah these time gaps are bullshit, just keep the helicopter shot up


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.7222 del
>>7219
No had to work for fraud Madouas and then got dropped. And Madouas too of course


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.7223 del
>>7222
REEEEEE


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.7224 del
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it's just like on a German Autobahn


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7225 del
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Gau the Rat


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7226 del
CHUTE DVERSNES


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7227 del
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constant chuting


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7228 del
Chute de Dversnes...


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7229 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7230 del
TOTAL GOOMBLER DEATH


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7231 del
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decathlon without knee pain today
chute dversnes lol


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7232 del
DOPE-ATHLON


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7233 del
you get up some muddy hill and then get taken out by the roundabout
shame


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.7234 del
CHUTE TRAGICALE


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.7235 del
>tapis russe


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.7236 del
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ibiza 1531km away


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.7237 del
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we're so back decathlon bros


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.7238 del
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How come we shit on a gravel but all the gravel races are kino


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.7239 del
>>7238
gravel races in the world tour are kino
the gravel scene is cringe


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.7240 del
gau the rat has to let tronchon win, right?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.7241 del
>2 Bastien Tronchon
>3 Fredrik Dversnes
>3 Pierre Gautherat
>2 Anthony Turgis
you better've had madouas or your boned


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.7242 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.7243 del
>>7238
/cyc/ has been a gravel board for a few years now


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.7244 del
>Decathlon ramping up until the Tour instead of peaking in March-April.
>They thought there was no dopage stash this year.

Be VERY afraid.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.7245 del
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Extremely squeaky top 4.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.7246 del
>>7242
>Be a pro cyclist, they said
>It will be fun, they said


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.7247 del
love AG2R
FDJ in the mud


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.7248 del
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this is ciclisme


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.7249 del
gautherat is in full pain mode


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.7250 del
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Give it to Gautherat, I need the points


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.7251 del
Should've picked Turgis after that TdF stage. Guy is a gravel machine, it seems


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.7252 del
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ffs

I should just ask ChatGPT next time.
Or roll a W20.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.7253 del
FUCK


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.7254 del
>sprinting for a piglet
kek


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.7255 del
pure unbridled kino


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.7256 del
MADOUAS saving my podium streak


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.7257 del
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tronchon wins
madouas 3rd
4 turgis


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.7258 del
>>7250
Did you go full ag2R? How can you pick a dude that's been DNF all year?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.7259 del
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I love these hardman races


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.7260 del
why is he pointing to his head, dude was by far the strongest today and just won on watts


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.7261 del
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>Case Bold 6th


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7262 del
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Everything back together in il Giro.

MWW and go back into pink


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7263 del
Alright, now let's see with how many bike lengths Mads wins this


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7264 del
what a velogoombling disaster


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7265 del
>>7261
>axelgod always knowns


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7266 del
what kind of wheels were they racing in the Bretagne today? these roads, if you can call it that, were sketchy as fuck


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7267 del
>>7260
I think he let vauquelin close the gap


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7268 del
Gau the Rat knows the money's worth, he waited for the line to start celebrating


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.7269 del
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good racing today bros


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.7270 del
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Results

>3, 10
Well, could've been worse. At least my podium streak continues.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.7271 del
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>>7258
I compared his results to last year and they were comparable, before he got 3rd in Tro Bro. All according to plan


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.7272 del
lone bettiol


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.7273 del
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rasismus tiller and vauquelin saving it for me


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.7274 del
>>7272
also this fucking retarded anglo thinks he's 11th after 4 minutes


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.7275 del
oh goddammit he removed the King and I didn't notice, thought I was gonna get some tasty assists


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.7276 del
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>Le Triomphe du les Squeakers (sport, 2025)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.7277 del
>>7271
he was much stronger last year


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.7278 del
Anyway, it was Tiller I adjusted out for Gautherat. Should have dropped Wærenshit but whatever


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.7279 del
>>7271
Very kosher, I do it but didn't bother about these guys. Can be shit besides their good race, this seems to pop up reliably.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.7280 del
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madouas mad


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.7281 del
>>7278
Waeren 18th.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.7282 del
>>7278
I adjusted tiller out for fucking hofstetter


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.7283 del
>>7277
Not according to my calculations. It is a very precise science


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.7284 del
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miami vice starts playing


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.7285 del
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i picked girmay


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.7286 del
>>7281
I am BACK


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.7287 del
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>UCI marine unit


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.7288 del
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>>7269


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.7289 del
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le french grug


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.7290 del
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Lecroq top 20


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.7291 del
>>7288
The country has shifted their entire focus from WT races to 1.Pro classics


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.7292 del
>>7288
are other French teams even trying? (no they are not)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.7293 del
Question, what were those chinese carbon wheels everyone here used to talk about?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.7294 del
>>7287
on the way to catch some fish


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.7295 del
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roglic should sprint, what could go wrong?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.7296 del
Somehow Brtek wins this, far ahead.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.7297 del
>>7293
There are some good brands, I have cheap Elite wheels and like them.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.7298 del
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for those interested in the current standings of this mickey mouse cup


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.7299 del
>home with 10k to go
neat


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.7300 del
>>7293
Light Bicycle


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.7301 del
So how can Mads NOT win this


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.7302 del
>>7299
missed a banger of a 1.Pro squeaker race


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.7303 del
>>7293
I have Yoleo on one bike and they solid


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.7304 del
>>7301
Roglic chutes in a tramadol haze, taking out entire peloton


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.7305 del
>>7298
Oh yeah Venturini. Where the FUCK was he


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.7306 del
Eulálio considering assassinating the entirety of UAE.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.7307 del
What a velodrama disaster this weekend. this means I can be free and give up


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.7308 del
Bahrain sulphurus.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.7309 del
>>7296
Goddamnit how did he get Tronchon


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.7310 del
>>7309
was quite strong the race where the teen won


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.7311 del
that's it, I will pick Sander de Pestel for Duinkerk classics, he must be on the Decathlon juice as well.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.7312 del
>>7293
probably light bicycle or farsports but there are dozens of good chinese brands anywhere from real cheap to expensive


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.7313 del
>>7298
Since when is Martin called Guyonnet? I thought it was some unknown shitter until I googled him.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.7314 del
cofidis in front because why not


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.7317 del
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washek or mads?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.7318 del
>>7314
who do they even have for the sprint? surely fretin isn't there


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.7319 del
>>7312
anyone got some hand on reqs? I'm in the market for a set but the european brands are too expensive and they're probably chinesium anyway


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.7320 del
>>7316
lmao FOURTH?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.7321 del
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Results. >>7315


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.7322 del
>>7313
Took his mother's name to fight patriarchy (I'm not kidding)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.7323 del
No chance Mads doesn't win this


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.7324 del
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>>7311
>Sander de Pestel


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.7325 del
such a narrow passage only tree km to go


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.7326 del
>>7323
could ch*te


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.7327 del
>>7318
Oldani, Bert


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.7328 del
DOG


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.7329 del
PERRO


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.7330 del
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don't tell schizobrit about the dog


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.7331 del
perro


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.7332 del
horrible stage tbqh


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.7333 del
seems like albanian authorities didn't poison enough perros


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.7334 del
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>>7321


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.7335 del
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mads won


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.7336 del
Mads won


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.7337 del
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>>7321


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.7338 del
>Almost beaten by Corbin STRONG of all places
the fuck


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.7339 del
pretty close ngl


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.7340 del
adjoosted aular for fretin feeling stoopid now


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.7341 del
>>7335
Huh who is that Ineos fucker


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.7342 del
grandes from 5th to 13th


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.7343 del
Rivera, alright


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.7344 del
For a second I thought this Israel was shitter was going to do it


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.7345 del
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>>7341
brandon rivera


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.7346 del
mads was better in classics this year, but I think his sprint is slower

idk if he can top 3 in a mass sprint with all the fat sprinters


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.7347 del
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IS that Coke?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.7348 del
>>7346
wasn't this always the case?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.7349 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.7350 del
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Marcellusi, hmm. Surely STORK will win 2 stages later so it's okay


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.7351 del
>>7346
yes well he's won two stages and has worn Maglia Rosa for multiple days so he's doing alright

That being said, you are correct and this is probably why they're taking Milan to the Tour


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.7352 del
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GC


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.7353 del
>>7346
He has the best sprint after a long hard day on the cobbles or similar but he was never the fastest in a traditional bunch sprint


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.7354 del
>>7346
does it even matter anymore, this stage almost certainly secured him the jersey
now he just needs to sprint to top 10 and go in the break once in a while


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.7355 del
>>7352
My man Primoz looking lean as fuck


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.7356 del
who was that astana retard that kept bumping strong, should get giga relegated


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.7357 del
MARCELLUSI pickers feasting

>>7348
I don't think he can do something like Giro 2023 stage 6 again


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.7358 del
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>LANDA


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.7359 del
Shitcock 28th, thanks for sprinting asshole


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.7360 del
Waar pigs in Tro Bro Leon


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.7361 del
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Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.7362 del
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GC


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.7363 del
>>7362
so he wears the jersey till stage 7
then I think some lower GC guy will take over


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.7364 del
>>7356
Not Astana, that was Marcellusi


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.7365 del
>>7363
I wonder if Danish media has articles about Mads keeping the jersey until the end of the 2nd week


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.7366 del
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no Dane won more than 1 stage at the Giro before?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.7367 del
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>AAAHHHH


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.7368 del
>>7363
might make it to stage 11 don’t underestimate slurping in giro


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.7369 del
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top 10


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.7370 del
85 runners in the peloton. How bad is Wout


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.7371 del
>>7370
I'm sensing an abandon before week two


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.7372 del
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should've bought ice cream with that tenner
bert was right


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.7373 del
>>7372
at least you didnt velopick him. now THAT would be embarassing


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.7374 del
Why did no one sell me on AULAR.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.7375 del
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>>7373
It would be beyond silly


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.7376 del
>>7374
I used to pick Aular routinely as a cheap sprinter and never got shit out of him.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.7377 del
>>7374
I did


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.7378 del
>>7376
That's what happened to my Aular picks too.
>>7377
Yeah, right.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.7379 del
Anyway, if Marcellusi does not get a yellow card you can just as well abolish that shit


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.7380 del
>>7374
he never performs when i pick him


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.7382 del
>>7374
You would've screamed psyop


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.7384 del
W*ut not in after 14 minutes. This may be just abandon tomorrow


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.7385 del
so the 4 days of dunkirk which was actually 6 days has now been reduced to 5 days and they tacked on a sprint one day race for UCI point incentive?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.7386 del
>>7384
>bais bros finish 1-2
>yates bros finish 1-2


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.7387 del
>>7385
classic ASO formula


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.7388 del
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Ok what now. No racing until Tuesday.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.7389 del
>>7384
he has to at least slave for kooij tomorrow and on wednesday

he'll abandon after being humiliated on the mini strade stage


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.7390 del
>>7385
>has now been reduced to 5 days and they tacked on a sprint one day race
Absolutely hate that shit.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.7391 del
So what happened to Asgreen and why is he almost last place or DNF every single race


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.7392 del
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BREAKING: Marcellusi relegated


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.7393 del
>>7379
alright I definitely thought Malucelli and Marcellusi were the same guy


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.7394 del
>>7392
storkbros vindicated


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.7395 del
>>7391
dude weed (ibarguren) lmao


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.7396 del
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>>7393


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.7397 del
>>7391
something something illness after PN


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.7398 del
>>7394
I have both and I AM NOT HAPPY


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.7399 del
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I think van aert genuinely destroyed his body this tdf with too much doping
never came close to this level ever again even pre chutes


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.7400 del
AERT safely in the Grupo MAESTRI-PEREZ, some 16 minutes behind


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.7401 del
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>>7399
he burned ALL the matches that year


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.7402 del
I think with the points from Bol Scaroni and Ulissi today Astana is basically equal with DSM


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.7403 del
>>7400
Only possible reason that doesn't lead to DNS tomorrow is that he is giving up huge time to start going into breaks


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.7404 del
>>7403
what breaks, he has to leadout kooij
and he was already far enough behind after the TT


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.7405 del
there are people who thought he was gonna win half a dozen stages


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.7406 del
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>>7402
they might get 3+ people in the top 10 of dunkirk too, meanwhile lund gets a bunch of devo super jobbers


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.7407 del
>>7404
VLAB should take him out of the race and put him on the mountain, so he can get ready for his hjaelper duties in the Tour. Jonas should speak up


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.7408 del
>>7404
just trying to find some possible silver lining for WVA pickers who are otherwise on suicide watch wasting 16 velocoins on that washed up FRAUDOPED


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.7409 del
>>7407
I think if he's actually sick and keeps riding here he will not make the tour


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.7411 del
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Results. >>7410


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.7412 del
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>>7399
>I was barely human after the tour


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.7413 del
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>>7411
>Rider I don't have gets relegated
>Results adjusted
>I drop a spot
wat


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.7414 del
>>7412
I forgot that interview, he knew
so doped he had an existential crisis


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.7415 del
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>>7411
>Rider I don't have gets relegated
>Results adjusted
>I gain a spot
heh


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.7416 del
>>7411
>Rider I don't have gets relegated
>Results adjusted
>I gain a spot
heh


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.7417 del
>>7406
DSM is done. But they are lucky Cofidis is absolute dogshit too


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.7418 del
>>7417
Fretin will surprise on the absolute pancake flats (because he surely didn't surprise in the passes)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.7419 del
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all the galacticos showed up to the china pro league stage in dachingchong. MUDGWAY, KENCH, SALBY, GOLDSTEIN, BODANOVICS, RAILEANAU, and hometown LYU, all beaten by RAPPE


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.7420 del
>>7399
I think he destroyed his body in the Vuelta crash last year. He was competitive until this season where he has looked a lot weaker than usual.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.7421 del
>>7419
/ourguy/ iderbold


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.7422 del
>>7419
<when you recognize all the former world tour riders on that list


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.7423 del
let's be honest -- no wins, but Wout has had a spring most riders would dream of


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.7424 del
>>7422
So Goldstein and no one else?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.7425 del
>>7420
He already was quite weaker in 2023 and 2024


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.7426 del
>>7423
his racing instincts are there but just doesn't have the power to close anything out.

I don't even know what today was, dropping on the first slopes of the climb and coming in with the grupetto is insane for a guy who was shredding the peloton on the Hautacam just a few years ago


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.7427 del
>>7424
well, ok, Monk was a pro tour shitter


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.7428 del
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>>7426
sporza front page, i could've predicted to the word what it was before hand but kek. deep in my heart there is empathy for wout, but the media make it impossible like the guy


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.7429 del
>>7427
salby too
>he's only 26
wtf


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.7430 del
>>7411
Polandball are you aware your points are slighly off the actual Velogames scores?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.7431 del
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At least he looks happy...


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.7432 del
>>7431
probably earns good money to do nothing


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.7433 del
>>7432
If only I could stop picking him


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.7434 del
>>7433
gotta stick with your boys


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.7435 del
>>7434
what if my boys are terrible


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.7436 del
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tronchon hungry for some cochons


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.7437 del
>>7435
will feel so much better when they do perform


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.7438 del
>>7437
If*


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.7439 del
>>7435
just don't 'boy' terrible riders


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.7440 del
>>7439
>My boys pogi and grug


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.7441 del
>>7438
fuglsang peaked at age 55 so anything can and will happen


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.7442 del
>>7440
>My boys [currently winning runner]


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.7443 del
>>7442
many such cases


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.7444 del
>>7430
Yes, I know, I will look through these when I have time but it will often remain like that, sometimes because I mess up, sometimes because not every single score is available on PCS, sometimes veloman has different ideas than what is in the ofishiel rules.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.7446 del
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GC. >>7445


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.7447 del
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>>7411
>Finally into the /ELITE TOP TEN/


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.7448 del
>>7447
was for
>>7446


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.7449 del
>>7446
what do you mean I have to make yet another team for 1 days of Dunkerque?
besides I don't understand why the 6 days long 4 days of Dunkerque was split into a 1 day race and a 5 days long 4 days of Dunkerque.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.7450 del
>>7439
one route to being a boy is to face hardship and overcome it with occasional good results in kino ways. see kueng, madouas.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.7451 del
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>>7449
It's only this and we are free for a month boss.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.7452 del
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My boy [currently trending on PCS]


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.7453 del
stage 4 is when Fretin bros get rewarded


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.7454 del
>>7453
Thankfully that landa pick means I don't need to care anymore


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.7455 del
rest day after stage 3 is such shit
yes I know the travel but come on


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.7456 del
>>7455
You realise they're taking the ferry, right?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.7457 del
>>7456
the ferry takes 4 hours, they could be in Italy this evening


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.7458 del
>>7456
the riders are probably already on the plane, it's the poor mechanics that suffer on the ferry


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.7460 del
>>7459
mads grimpeursen drops ayuso on 10% in week 3 you heard it hear first


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.7461 del
>>7460
2022 wout is going to look decent in comparaison


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.7462 del
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>>7460
>>7459
>everybody wants to know what I'm on
>what am I on?
>I'm on Lidl Plus hawking for food deals, grocery coupons and shopping rewards on the products I love 6 hours a day
>what are you on?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.7463 del
Honestly the UCI should make more gravel races for roads cyclists


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.7464 del
>>7463
much more exciting than gobbles


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.7465 del
>>7463
Richard Plugge disliked this post


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.7466 del
>>7463
I feel like the current small smattering is good. They should be an uncommon treat.

What are the big grabbel races?
Strade Bianche
Tro Bro Leon
Clasica Jean

What else


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.7467 del
>>7463
gravel stages are DUSTY and runners don't like dust


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.7468 del
>>7466
Paris Tours


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.7469 del
>>7466
rutLAND melTON of course, the biggest unoday race in britain. unironically make it a 1.Pro before tour of britain.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.7470 del
>Ineos going to fuse with totalenergies


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.7471 del
>>7466
Dwars door het Hageland


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.7472 del
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me and lil bert


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.7473 del
>>7472
you gonna keep him


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.7474 del
>>7472
cute


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.7475 del
>>7473
the rider gets to use the piglet as a chaos element in a future coupe de france race


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.7476 del
>>7470
oilbros linked up need it or keep it


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.7477 del
>>7475
dopeathlon riders better be on guard next year GP marseillaise, might get oinked


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.7478 del
>>7470
is it a fuse? i thought total was just dropping the current team as sponsor and co-sponsoring inyos.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.7479 del
>>7478
if they're smart they'll take a few of the decent riders


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.7480 del
>>7472
3rd placed rider gets a piglet as well?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.7481 del
>>7472
I wonder what these riders do with the piglets. Madouas can probably give his to some family member in the area with a farm, but what do most do? Just send it back to farmer?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.7482 del
>>7481
luckily for you I actually looked this up once

>“I’ve won three pigs,” Pichon says proudly. “This is a very agricultural region, with a lot of livestock farming. It represents our culture. Giving a pig to the first Breton rider is a nice touch. I have a farmer friend in the north of Finistère, who takes care of the pig each time, and also looked after the one won by Olivier Le Gac [in 2018].

>“I take the little piglet with me in the car in a wooden box, and drive it straight to the farm. One time, it came with me to my house. I might even have let it out into the garden for a little run around, but my friend came quickly and collected it.”

>Asked, somewhat naively, if he’s able to go and visit his pigs, the 36-year-old answers matter-of-factly. “Um, they were there for a few months,” he laughs. “They’ve since been turned into sausages. They had a great life. At the farm, they had their own huts and lots of healthy food. That’s what makes good pigs.”


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.7483 del
>>7479
lot of them are probably on far too expensive contracts for what they would do as ineos slaves, turgis and cras especially. they dont really need french cup level puncheurs/rouleurs, which is most of the rest of their good runners. i do like vercher/burgerdeau/leroux/delettre/dauphin but i dont see what they would do at ineos that isn't already there/extremely replaceable. jeanniere is a no brainer tho, exactly what they would need.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.7484 del
>>7483
jeanniere is good enough


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.7485 del
>>7484
yes. that was what i said.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.7486 del
>>7480
It's for the best Breton rider


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.7487 del
>>7486
de lie also got one IIRC, maybe because he has a farm they made the exception


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.7488 del
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>>7482
very interesting, thank you


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.7489 del
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>>7475
I see plenty ways of application


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.7490 del
>>7489
>Deploy pig into peloton after a solo attack late in a sprint stage
>Poisoned sausages passed around early on big mountain stage


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.7491 del
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>felt cute mite delet later


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.7492 del
luv me squeakers
luv me oinkeurs
end of


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.7493 del
>>7486
hmm, Tronchon is from the alps and best rat is from the German part, no piggies for them. sad!


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.7494 del
>>7490
I'm with vegetarians when it comes to sabotaging riders. an apple a day keeps arensman away.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.7495 del
why has jenno berkmoes only had six racedays this season


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.7496 del
>>7495
he got injured kind of badly didn't he?


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.7497 del
FUCK W*UT


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.7498 del
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PCS added a yellow card icon. I haven't seen that before. Very cute.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.7499 del
>>7498
It might actually be a more reliable way to track it than the UCI itself. I remember hearing about how in the relegation battle the UCI was just shit and teams relied on PCS and would use it to correct UCI


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.7500 del
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Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.7501 del
>>7500
Watson
Démare
Jeannière
Dainese
Coquard
Bol

Not great, not terrible


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.7505 del
for me it is Bert (zonder foto)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.7506 del
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Watching MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (film, 1974)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.7507 del
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>>7506


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.7508 del
>>7501
4/6


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.7509 del
>Kielich to pissma
>Gianni Vermeersch to red bull
Super grim


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.7510 del
>>7509
It's grim for them, the roodhof will probably find some CXer ready to take their place.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.7511 del
>>7510
Kielich will be sorely disappointed when he finds out pissma.doesn't ride any if the small races he does well in


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.7512 del
>>7509
Alpecin super doms finally getting picked apart


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.7513 del
>>7512
Gianni has such a limited range. I don't see the point in paying him money to perform in races grug are going to win anyway. Keilich is much better imo because he can be in your sprint train in gt


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.7514 del
>>7513
the very limited range of being elite in two monuments is still good enough imo


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.7515 del
>>7513
Kielich can join laporte and zingle in doing nothing all year


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.7516 del
>>7515
Only this year has laporte been sacrificed to the mountain god, his previous 3 years were pretty good since he's also part of the TDF doms (saved jonas ass on the gravels)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.7517 del
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Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.7518 del
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>usual morning lurk into 4/cyc/ after I ran out of things to click
>usual disgust and thankfulness endchan happened


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.7519 del
>>7518
I don't even read the other thread anymore


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.7520 del
Still in awe at how strong tronchon looked yesterday


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.7521 del
>>6998
testing. I just cant stay in /cyc/ anymore


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.7522 del
>>7519
Some has to keep our backup plan alive


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.7523 del
Good weather is finally here, 16 degrees and sunny. What do you think /cyc/, gravel or road for an easy 2.5h afternoon ride?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.7524 del
>>7523
Always gravel on working days


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.7525 del
>>7524
Well gravel it is then. The dedicated gravel machine is still missing a couple parts but the commuter will do fine.
Also why is my Finnish flag a tricolore all of the sudden


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.7526 del
>>7525
You can pick a flag at the top, it's kinda fucked without


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.7527 del
>>7525
Honrary french for working 15h a week


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.7528 del
>>7526
I see, thank you!
>>7527 Heh touche, I am actually starting my month long paid vacation in a few weeks and after that I will use up the last 30 days of my paid parental leave. Lots of free time for riding, can't wait


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.7529 del
>>7518
is autismbert posting here? I am so confused with the flags on endchan


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.7530 del
Also attention the dunkirk startlist has massively changed


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.7531 del
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>>7529
lets just say a certain someone's been adjusting his team into the dirt as he's known to do


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.7532 del
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>>7531
Can't have been me, I only adjusted Mads out to upgrade to Landa.
It looked good on paper before!


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.7533 del
>>7532
Blunder of the century


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.7534 del
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>>7531
That's not even true, I adjusted GautheRAT in and that worked pretty fine
>>7529
Of course. Phoneposting at home I am Spanish though, just like Norbert.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.7535 del
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>>7532
I adjusted out Tiberi + Storer to Gee + Landa


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.7536 del
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well hello ladies


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.7537 del
>>7536
Did you moo


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.7538 del
>>7536
Cuties


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.7539 del
>>7532
Actually did the same
>>7534
At work I have my real flag THOUGH
>>7528
Life is good, enjoy


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.7540 del
>>7537
They looked tired in this heavy sun it’s year fair here so I left them alone enough kids
probably bothered them


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.7541 del
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yes, it's truly /cyc/kening.
in other news:
>Campagnolo releases new 13 speed super record group set with thumb shifter
>Decathlon is erg ambitieus en naast zijn missie om – met Paul Seixas – de Tour te winnen tegen 2028
if you don't believe Seixas winning the tour in 2028, you don't believe in anything


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.7542 del
>>7541
based
I hope Sexas signs a lifelong contract with AG2R


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.7543 del
>>7541
Honestly I believe in Seixas. He's not a manlet that finished his development at 16 either so he should have decent room to grow


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.7544 del
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more news:
>Bussi breaks UCI hour record again


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.7545 del
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>>7541
Why's the thumb shifter an inferior design to the old eps thumbie? Silly Grandes


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.7546 del
>>7541
Glad france can finally get rid of gaudu


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.7547 del
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>Une galette saucisse dans une main, on discutait avec Marc Madiot dans la Côte de Cadoudal que le peloton avait avalée à plusieurs reprises depuis la fin de matinée quand un fan interpella le manager de Groupama-FDJ : «Merci pour les émotions que vous nous avez fait vivre. »
ywn never have sausage and drink a beer with Madiot. at least squeakers came to terms that it's not about winning, it's about the sovl of ciclismo.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.7548 del
>>7547
Based galette saucisse, the absolute GOAT of snacks


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.7549 del
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NEW QUIZ: Every ‘C’ cyclists in World Tour History https://www.sporcle.com/games/DjayKico2/every-a-cyclists-in-world-tour-history-copy-3

20 minutes is a bit short though for so many answers. 114/137. I missed Carlos Canal


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.7550 del
>>7549
16


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.7551 del
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>>7549
32 and that includes 7 guys I don't even know


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.7552 del
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Saturday hard and big ride has me order meself a rest day yesterday. Today I am taking it easy outside, back to work tomorrow. Watts are no easy task.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.7553 del
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>>7550
You have never heard of Cancellara, Contador, Cunego, Costa, Chaves, etc etc etc?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.7554 del
>>7552
instant death bros our recovering will be sweet these next days


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.7555 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sdHZr7KSGgc [Embed]
Pidcvckini being racist against alb*nians


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.7556 del
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Had a nice intervju, came out as highly competent on topics I have read about but lied about having experience in them on my resume (I can do them and I lied just a bit but still).
Wonder if my lies should be more broad to make sure I don't lose to other, more ruthless liars.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.7557 del
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>>7555
fell for Bertacek clickbait
Pidders said nothing funny or racist


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.7558 del
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>>7553
these were likely among them minus Cunego


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.7559 del
>>7557
what do you mean? he clearly says he doesn't fancy crashing in albania because of the implications, that everybody knows they are a third world country where getting into hospital means instant death.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.7560 del
Speaking of crashing, Albanian hospitals and getting dissected for organ harvesting
Any news of Landa? Did they fly him out of the country?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.7561 del
Breaking: I would prefer not to chute in Albania


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.7562 del
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GAU"THERAT" in


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.7563 del
>>7552
Mirin that consistency. 2025 will be the summer of big watts and even bigger schnitzels


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.7564 del
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>>7552
<dead, gone


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.7565 del
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>>7562
How can I do research for this race if it is the first edition. Aaaaaaaah I am going insaaaaaane


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.7566 del
>>7564
>>7564
Grim

>>7565
Perhaps look at the parcours and decide what type of rider who is in form would do well


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.7567 del
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>>7565
I just stole intel from last years first stage.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.7568 del
>>7567
But that profile was completely different Bert


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.7569 del
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Half of my team was adjusted from the startlist.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.7570 del
Why doesn't Tronchon ride this shit, that would have been the easiest pick ever


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.7571 del
>>7568
better than nothing
and I expect a squeaky perfomance


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.7572 del
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>>7569
Skill issue. Mine are still all in


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.7573 del
Wait, Jeannière is out? FUCK


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.7574 del
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>Classique
>1st edition


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.7575 del
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>>7573


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.7576 del
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another promising youngster ruined by Visma


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.7577 del
now that the dust has settled how does the albanian grand depart rate?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.7578 del
>>7577
mads/10


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.7579 del
>>7577
>kino scenery
>dogs and goats attacking runners
>w*ut kwabbed
>mads in pink and purple

pretty gud tbqh


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.7580 del
Does W*ut really have a contract for life? What's stopping him then from being a fraud for the rest of his career. Like he is doing now


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.7581 del
>>7577
3/10. Racing was fine. TT course was not scenic. No real culture.

Compare this to Basque Country or Florence TdF starts


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.7582 del
>>7580
it's probably not as strict as it sounds, like his contract is auto-renewed on a yearly basis unless he or the team say otherwise

I dunno about salary though, you'd think they'd still want to tie that to performance even if he draws eyeballs


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.7583 del
>>7581
cant compare grande partenza to tdf starts. should be compared relatively to the hungary/israel/netherlands giro starts. i think its better then all of those tbqh


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.7584 del
if the organizers had any balls they'd make the 1.pro the mont cassel stage and do it again during the stage race as well. instead we get whatever this boring ass probably-a-sprint is


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.7585 del
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>>7583
The grande Pinchaza in Ungarn at least had a memorable moment


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.7586 del
>>7585
toooo many slurpage flat stages for my liking. stage 1 was at least interesting, TT and stage 3 less so but better then in hungary


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.7587 del
so jeanniere does do the dunkirk race?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.7588 del
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>>7587
At the moment he both does and doesn't. It's like Schrödinger's race. Does the race exist when no one is around to watch it? I don't know


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.7589 del
>>7588
if this is another degenkolb situation I will riot


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.7590 del
>>7577
Pretty good. Apart from the goat attack it wasn't too third worldy for a UCI race.
Stage 1 was a lot of fun. Time trials are always decent and stage 3 had a good enough route there just weren't any teams willing to challenge Lidl Trek.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.7591 del
>>7590
the TT was great, battle for pink, battle for GC position, battle for stage win -- often those are all the same thing, but not in this case


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.7592 del
de lie is back this week


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.7593 del
>>7592
farming cologne instead of all the french cup races. how far de bvll has fallen


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.7594 del
>>7592
luv me stier


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.7595 del
>>7592
surely he'll be good again


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.7596 del
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>>7594
yes


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.7597 del
the bovine psyop


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.7598 del
>>7597
no boivin is riding in dunkirk this week


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.7599 del
>>7597
del toro looked fine yesterday, stage 1 UAE weakness was a psyop


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.7601 del
excuse me this is a cycling thread


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.7602 del
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That's not Puck.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.7603 del
sus


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.7604 del
(25.97 KB 600x600 Squeaker Red Card.jpg)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.7605 del
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Is this the new pope?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.7606 del
>>7596
probably my favorite celebration ever


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.7607 del
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>>7606
there's some good ones out there


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.7608 del
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>>7607


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.7609 del
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>>7607


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.7610 del
>>7608
did he ride a unicycle?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.7611 del
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Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.7612 del
>>7609
worth the fine
added detail is a jumbo sufferer in the back


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.7613 del
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Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.7614 del
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>>7611


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.7615 del
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Last one I actually saved.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.7616 del
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Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.7617 del
>>7615
kek


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.7618 del
nobody reported the brapper. so I guess your ok with it, even if it's not Puck Moonen. I still deleted it, there might be some gooner berts that like to click on those funny worm blood links.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.7619 del
(72.93 KB 1080x607 sank.webp)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.7620 del
>>7615
never boring with this dude


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.7621 del
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>>7619


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.7623 del
>>7618
huh, I reported it/them


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.7624 del
>>7623
maybe I'm too dumb for that here
kinda complicated


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.7625 del
>>7623
global? yeah, let the admins deal with this.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.7626 del
>>7625
hmm, didn't tick the global checkbox.
only the post itself.
and the captche input element is not clearing itself after hitting the report button.
who even "developed" that ui???


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.7627 del
>>7626
it's Brazilian top tier programming. in the header it says magrathea, it leads you to the new frontend, it should be a bit easier to use for deletion or reporting.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.7628 del
>>7627
I can't find the option to switch color scheme in the magrathea UI. I'm too used to dark theme on imageboards to change.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.7629 del
>>7628
fuck, I'm stuck at the same problem


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.7630 del
>>7628
yeah, it even has captchas enabled there lol.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.7631 del
>F12
>WTF
ffs, I'm not getting paid to fix this shit
ahhh


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.7632 del
>>7628
Settings/theme


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.7633 del
Why has no one thought of lazy loading all this shit.
Yeah, search... just dump all text of post nodes into some structure for that.
ahhhhhhhh


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.7635 del
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>>7620
Yup I may not be his biggest fan but I can't deny he makes races more entertaining one way or another.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.7636 del
>>7632
nice, thx!


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.7637 del
>>7636
>captcha
ffs, I hope it was only once...


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.7638 del
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test


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.7639 del
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sweden yes


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.7640 del
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>>7639


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.7641 del
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I don't like captchas


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.7642 del
>>7641
We might forcing captchas on magra for some reason. Gonna look into it.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.7643 del
Test


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.7644 del
(533.16 KB 1433x1790 Spritmuseum.jpg)
De där jävla captchas!!!

switching back...

also time for a beer


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.7645 del
>>7639
I can't imagine riding up Arenberg on 23mm tires on an aluminium bike. Bäckstedt had a titanium bike according to the article I saved the image from.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.7646 del
>>7644
(do not visit, tourist trap)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.7647 del
>>7646
>inb4 it's just a normal systembolaget
makes me wonder what Scandinavians think when they enter a supermarket in Germany with alcohol of all kinds freely available.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.7648 del
>>>7647
I always have to reserve about 10kg to bring some in.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.7649 del
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>>7622


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.7650 del
(1.69 MB 1824x1022 remseethe.webm)
>>7649


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.7651 del
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>>7622
How would you even top this celebration?
The only one I can think of if the are Olympics in Egypt and there are pyramids in the background.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.7652 del
>>7651
remco in front of the Hollywood sign in 3 years would be literally kino


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.7653 del
>>7651
remco in front of the kaaba


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.7654 del
I missed the Puck post, what was it


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.7655 del
>>7653
>medina - meccah cycling classic with finish inside the great mosque around the kaaba
by allah, make it happen


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.7656 del
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>>7653
So what's actually in the box?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.7657 del
>>7656
a french rider that can win the tour


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.7658 del
>>7656
salty coins


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.7659 del
>>7654
In comparison, Puck is a STD free supermodel.
And world champion.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.7660 del
>>7656
The next big unreleased thing. Duhhh....


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.7661 del
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>>7657
>>7657
>>7657


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.7662 del
>>7652
>in front of the hollywood sign
i cannot imagine a place more hostile to road closure. closing down roads in the middle of paris is peanuts to doing anything that would deserve rich bastards in the LA hills. you'll take your finish in front of the crackdens of venice beach and be happy with it


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.7663 del
>>7662
I want to see the koers going staright outta Compton, 2nd Street Tunnel and Los Angeles river


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.7664 del
Olympic RR doesn't have to be a circuit right?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.7666 del
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>>7656


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.7667 del
swedeflagbert, are you one of the dutchies? a dane?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.7668 del
>>7667
which one?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.7669 del
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>>7667


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.7670 del
>>7667
there are at least 2 different Swedish flags. I'm from the other Swedsenland


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.7671 del
>>7652
>The Cycling Road course will start in Venice Beach, Los Angeles, CA.
kek its real


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.7672 del
>>7667
Please, Sweden is nor Dutch neither Danish clay.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.7673 del
>>7671
if they don't go up to Mt Wilson it's a waste


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.7674 del
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Boy this May surely has been cold so far. I know Berts (especialy me) will be whining when it gets 30+ in summer but it is unusual I think.
Anyway, lazy ride today, 106 avg HR.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.7675 del
>>7674
it's been so hot and dry here I actually fear the summer will be terribly rainy


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.7676 del
>>7673
olympics mtf would be kino but they almost certainly will have a city/urban finish. the mythical MT BALDY is also an option


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.7677 del
>>7672
surely you are not actually swedish, that is impossible


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.7678 del
>>7674
>106 avg HR
wake up Bert


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.7679 del
>>7674
It's been pretty cold and rainy here too, global warming apologist must be fuming at the groundwater level


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.7680 del
>>7677
Of course not, only here.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.7681 del
>Landa stayed in the hospital in Tirana after his crash, but is now back home. “I want to thank everyone for the support and love I have received,” he said via the social media channels of his Belgian employer.

>“I also want to thank the doctors, both on site and in the hospital in Tirana. As well as everyone at Soudal Quick-Step who took care of me and helped me return home. It will be a long recovery, but the support I have received will give me strength during my rehabilitation.”

once more unto the breach


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.7682 del
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>>7663


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.7683 del
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>>7676
they can add in some of the San Gabriels and still loop it back, add finishing city circuit with one of those hilly streets as needed


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.7684 del
>>7683
that looks boring though


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.7685 del
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>>7677
sometimes


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.7686 del
>>7684
just a first draft, there's a lot of possibilities


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.7687 del
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>>7683
that would be a very good/believable route for the first part, for ending hilly circuit the best option thats feasible would probably be griffith park. they could do something interesting with the malibu hills assuming they arent on fire


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.7688 del
>>7686
I like routes where riders can come back with lots of points where you can attack
one long punishing climb just seems like a giro week 3 elimination race
and then you spend the last hour watching dudes descend


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.7689 del
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>>7688
reversing it and going through the Malibu hills to finish


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.7690 del
>>7685
Can't tell if it is burger west coast or actually some north Baltic shoreline.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.7691 del
>>7689
how much time would 550 W FTP pogi take by the top of that


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.7692 del
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>>7689
this is my kigali-lite proposal, LA olympic committee please hire me.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.7693 del
>>7691
https://www.strava.com/segments/1638547

maybe Vinegar would finally do a 1-day race


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.7694 del
>>7693
vingefart riding for denmark is even rarer than him showing up for a one day race


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.7695 del
>>7691
its very shallow so with slovenian olympic domestiques probably very little. would need obscene g2 slurpage.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.7696 del
>>7692
that is GREAT

they need to repave Mulholland Dr though, I biked it several times when I lived in LA and it's pretty rough


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.7697 del
>>7695
you forget that it's 2-4 man teams at the olympics, if it breaks apart there will be no organization


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.7698 del
>>7695
If Pog even shows up.
We saw this year he values WC over Olympics.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.7699 del
>>7697
pog still has to get the gap in the first place. even on a crazy hard climb i dont see him getting away on 5-7% then staying away for 150km. not like tratnik is going to reduce to a group of 20. if there's even one or two doms to pace the rest of the day it wont work.

>>7696
yeah alot of the road surfaces are shit, cant have that on the olympic broadcasts.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.7700 del
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hmmm...


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.7701 del
>>7700
could fit a pretty big bidon in there


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.7702 del
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magrathea UI hides these backlinks for whatever reason. why do all the *chan UIs suck balls except 4chan+4chanx


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.7703 del
>>7702
It's like being edgy and stuck in the 90s for no reason.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.7704 del
>>7702
The fix is already in the pipes.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.7705 del
>>7704
are you an admin/dev here?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.7706 del
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>>7656
Since aliens threw the rock on earth I assume an alien research centre


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.7707 del
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Actually. It's all there.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.7708 del
>>7704
nice
but why are fix/ feature/ branches deployed on main/
hmm...


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.7709 del
>>7700
I'm not sold on this >dude HOLES trend in the bicicletta industry


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.7710 del
>>7705
Yes.

>>7708
See: >>7707


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.7711 del
>>7707
ahh


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.7712 del
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>>7709
<you vill buy the 2025 fad


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.7713 del
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>>7710
yes except here its still missing


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.7714 del
>>7674
Balkonbros we are so BACK


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.7715 del
>>7713
I can't fix your machine.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.7716 del
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its your code dude, the post above and below shows the link properly. also the time is off by 1 hour (not using DST?)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.7717 del
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>>7712
pass, keep your holes industry-san. I'm actually I'm going back to the good old days I never even experienced


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.7718 del
>>7716
You f5-ing on 4chan all day, you can't here?
On magra the time is on UTC.
On vanilla you can select UTC, local and relative time.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.7719 del
Still the feature set here seems to be 20 years ahead than on 4chan


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.7720 del
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>>7715
somewhere here in this regex is some fuckery


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.7721 del
Should be no captcha now on magra.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.7722 del
test >>7718


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.7723 del
please bring back the AMGEN tour of california.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.7724 del
>>7723
thought they were working on something?


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.7725 del
Mt Baldy here we go.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=221pwXkeHxQ [Embed]


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.7726 del
>>7725
he was so young and weak back then


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.7727 del
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>>7725
>rim brakes


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.7728 del
>>7724
no new happenings in the last year or so, there was a british company which put out feelers in the media for a tour of COLORADO, but nothing for california as of Now. its a shame that the place which most naturally would have a big cycling event in the USA has the most hostile political system possible towards public open roads events.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.7729 del
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>>7728
shame, wish there was more WORLD in the world tour


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.7730 del
>>7719
4chan ran on 10 year old software and FreeBSD just fine, please understand


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.7731 del
>>7725
>podgy car


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.7732 del
>>7730
taking a quick look over there, it still runs with 10 year olds


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.7733 del
>>7725
>all those fake American Didis


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.7734 del
>>7729
US UCI events have almost always been large single entities with political connections sponsoring a race for a few years and then deciding it isnt worth it anymore. obviously this is the case for most non-EU WT races [UAE, TDU, China] but the only truly organic US UCI race is tour of the gila, which only can exist because it manages to be the most prestigious stage race on the continent despite attracting UAE-tour level crowds in the middle of the desert. The big road races that do pop up are usually limited by their sponsors wanting them in extremely restrictive areas [Maryland Cycling Classic in fucking baltimore, Del Grosso's GP NYC in north jersey]. I desperately wish for a sustainable cycling race in the US which isn't reliant on one megasponsor, but it would require a more robust cycling scene audience and unwavering political support from the local area, neither of which currently exists.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.7735 del
>poka car
>ass green
>case bol


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.7736 del
>>7734
there's a lot of antipathy towards the polderbullies in places like NYC, let alone suburbia; I've had trucks roll coal on me twice going up hills in california (in an area with tons of recreational cyclists)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.7737 del
>>7725
>hardman stage at 2000m
this is what they took from you. nothing like a attritional hill stage where gianni moscon can drop richie porte
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsCYFmBaXpo [Embed]


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.7738 del
>>7736
tell me about it brother. most peaceful riding i've had on paved roads is in my native new england, even then the amount of sprawl makes it very restrictive. worst i've ridden in is the appalachians, hostile to cyclists to an almost comical level. nothing can increase my infinite seethe towards cagies.


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.7739 del
>attacking with 127km to go
pogi could never
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_OJ7Ty-ACxE [Embed]


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.7740 del
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comfy thunderstorm outside


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.7741 del
Going to a workshop on the beach tomorrow. Have to drop my bag at a collegue first then 90km of gravel. I don't think I'll pay much attention to the afternoon's talk


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.7742 del
>>7502
>>7503
>>7504
tismbert couldn't help himself


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.7743 del
>>7725
>>7733
lot of costume shops in LA


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.7744 del
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>Seas BOLD


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.7745 del
This might be the most difficult velodrama of recent times. The top runners are washed, DNF'd their last race, had a BIG pause or are named GIRMAY (therefore washed).


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.7746 del
>>7745
luckily that goofy goombler scheisse doesn't matter a lick


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.7747 del
>>7745
the ones where you have free reign to take literally every combo of runners are poised with regret


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.7748 del
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>>7745
this is one of the last climbs on the koers. make sure not to not pick any positionlets/chutemerchants and get a puncheur option


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.7749 del
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It's settled


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.7750 del
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>>7749
>not velocoinmaxxing


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.7751 del
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bets on whether he's going to turn it around finally after getting worse all spring


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.7752 del
>g1rmeye


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.7753 del
>>7751
never pick bini. EVER


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.7754 del
>>7728
>>7729
Reminder that you can please contribute to my letter (which I will definitely send at some point):

Dear President Trump,

I am writing to request federal support for the return of the TOUR DE TRUMP (1989-1990) pro cycling race.

Pro cycling in the United States has fallen off a cliff in the last few years. In 2012, Lance ARMSTRONG was targeted and blacklisted by the Obama-era FBI, being stripped of his record SEVEN (7) Tour de France titles. In 2020, the last two professional-level stage races in the United States were cancelled - the Tour of California and the Tour of Utah. In 2024, the Maryland Cycling Classic (the only professional-level single day race in the United States) was cancelled due to the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse.

America needs to return back to the TOP of bike racing, in the spirit of heroes such as Lance ARMSTRONG, Greg LEMOND, and Major TAYLOR. We need an internationally renowned, World Tour-level (the highest level of pro bike racing) stage race, perhaps in the mold of the Tour de France (21 stages throughout the country). We have the most beautiful cities in the world, the most beautiful coasts, the most beautiful deserts, and the most beautiful mountains for the World Tour peloton to race through.

It is PATHETIC that countries such as the UAE, Denmark, Canada, China, and Belgium all have World Tour races, while the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH does not have a single race. We need to have a home race to inspire youngsters and return Americans to the TOP of the pro peloton.

Imagine the eyes of the world turning to America, watching an American cyclist winning a sprint down 6th Avenue in New York City or making a decisive attack on the slopes of Pikes Peak in Colorado or leading a charging peloton across the Sedona desert. Imagine a finale in Washington, DC, with a finish right on Constitution Avenue.

No country in the world is better equipped to have a world-class bike race, and it is a disgrace that America has let the rest of the world pass us by in this most egalitarian of sports.

Best personal regards,
Bert A. Bertonson, PhD


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 23:50 [Preview] No.7755 del
>>7736
NYC not a bad place at all to ride. Jersey fucking sucks but things get so much better once you get back into New York state proper.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.7756 del
>>7754
>Major TAYLOR
DEI hire
not enough personal kowtowing. need to emphasize how this appeals to his own proclivities by allowing americans to beat yuros at their own game. form the letter to the audience


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.7757 del
>>7756
>need to emphasize how this appeals to his own proclivities by allowing americans to beat yuros at their own game. form the letter to the audience
I thought I did but maybe I need to fluff it up


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.7758 del
>>7757
not nearly punitive and boomer enough. attach a video of powless winning dwars door but AI edited with the white house in the background and bald eagles flying overhead


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.7759 del
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>major TAYLOR
berts how can you call yourself a hardman if you dont crosstrain boxing post-ride?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.7760 del
>>7745
this is literally the World Championship of Washed Up Sprinters


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.7761 del
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I watched LONG WEEKEND (1978). Auatralia is just fucking NUTS


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.7762 del
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>>7761
Yes well we knew that already didn't we


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.7763 del
>>7760
I am NOT picking Ackermann


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.7764 del
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This guy has gone completely fucking insane. Put him in an asylum or something, this can't go on


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.7765 del
>>7764
mcclay IN, zingle OUT


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.7766 del
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>>7764
>MCLAY Dan


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.7767 del
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>thyyyyyymmmeennnnnn...........tttthhhhhyyyyyymmmmmennnnnnnnnnnnnnn.........


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.7768 del
>>7764
Why isn't mclay in the giro anyway, didn't they sign him for kooij


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.7769 del
>>7768
too fat


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.7770 del
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>>7764


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.7771 del
>>7749
I was fiddy fore before Vino pulled MALUCELLI and BOL.
I see BOL is back now.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.7772 del
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PCS Bert might have gone too far in his shilling...


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.7773 del
>>7772
>Website crashes during every big race


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.7774 del
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>>7764
>>7764
>>7764


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.7775 del
>>7764
this is the most obvious psy-op that I've ever seen in my life


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.7776 del
>>7774
you can post the whole picture with some link to some shady benis enlargement pills site here


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.7777 del
>>7764
heh the ol' one eye
I had but forgotten about him


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.7778 del
Groves wins today


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.7779 del
>>7778
hey, that's my cope


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.7780 del
>>7778
FWSP
(Fretin will score points)


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.7781 del
>>7778
moral victory bros...


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.7782 del
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How was your morning ride berts? For me it was a nice gravel ride with 60s hard-ish efforts sprinkled in every 20min. It's 15 degrees and sunny here and life is good when I can finally get off the rape machine.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.7783 del
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Come on quicksteppers. I pay your salary.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.7784 del
>>7772
I flush my toilet with rainwater instead of drinking water like a complete retard. Take that pcs retards


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.7785 del
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>>7782
solid ride Bert
As for me, I am riding in the afternoon, have to do a solid workout too


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.7786 del
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>>7785
Very good, hope it goes well. Miring your consistency in >>7552, good that you are upping your training load.
I just looked and apparently according to this chart I'm not getting enough training load, haha. Gained 20W to the FTP in the winter.


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>>7782
3h of gravel/mostly cycling ways to go to a workshop. Did the round around étang de thau. Not amazing road imo, you don't see the etang so much


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>>7785
Same. I am somewhat fearing this. Intervals are 2 minute threshold/30 second VO2 max x5.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.7789 del
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in the news today:
>Grug ditching the Swabian mountainbike festival and goes to Nove Mesto in Bertaczeklands instead to start his XC season and is even skipping a golf tournament to go to Bohemia
>Alberto Contador does not believe Van Aert is being treated fair
>I was doing shitloads of cocaine - Bradley Wiggins
>future superstar ALMUTAIWEI Mohammad to lead team UAE in the Tour de Hongrie
>Lotto is gradually creeping out of the slop: “We just had to undergo all adversity ”
>Soudal Quick-Step denkt ook zonder Landa genoeg klimmers te hebben voor Tourploeg rond Evenepoel
yeah sure....it's finally the time of chessman
>Vermeersch probably to Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe
>how Astana managed the turn-around: Data engineering, nutritional manipulation - 180g of carbohydrates per hour, and “how to avoid Tadej Pogačar”


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.7790 del
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yellow cards handed out by the UCI during the Giro so far:
>Martin Marcellusi (Rider, VF Group Bardiani-CSF-Faizanè)
<Violation: Dangerous deviation/sprint irregularity – May 11, 2025
>Darren Rafferty (Rider, EF Education-EasyPost)
<Violation: Throwing objects carelessly onto the road or spectators – May 11, 2025
>Francesco Busatto (Rider, Intermarché-Wanty)
<Violation: Dangerous deviation/sprint irregularity – May 9, 2025


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.7795 del
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Picks. >>7791


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.7796 del
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>>7786
Yes, well, I am still chasing back what was lost early in the year


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.7797 del
>>7795
I continue my incredible run at the top of the list for I am truly zonder secret picks


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.7798 del
>>7796
Yeah it takes time to reverse that. I was sick a couple times this year but less than I feared after hearing from other dads with small kids in daycare.
>>7787
Looks very relaxing and nice


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.7799 del
>>7795
you might add the lowest team cost as the second sort criteria (same rider pick sum --> sort by lowest team cost)


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.7800 del
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>>7789
>>7790
good posts
especially enjoying that we're entering the sanctification of W*ut era


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.7801 del
>>7789
Nove Mesto is a good course


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.7803 del
>>7799
I did, it is a few clicks more in excel after pasting results from a jupyter cell but it is worth it.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.7804 del
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>>7802


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.7805 del
me form graph always looks very spikey, more like
>>7786
than
>>7796
but even less smooth
does that mean I put too many BIG efforts and not enough easy midul rides? or does load moving avg smoothness correlate to Gargantuan aorta size?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.7806 del
>>7803
Uhh, I won't touch Excel anymore if I dont have to.
e.g. pythonish:
sorted_data = sorted(data_tuple_array, key=lambda x: (-x[0], x[1]))


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.7807 del
>>7795
>le kack and canalito didn't show up
reeee


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.7808 del
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AI couldn't come up with something better?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.7809 del
>>7805
Well for me CTL/Form is never so high because I do endurance riding so easy, and in general I don't do hard sessions that often. And I almost never do any midul rides either.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.7810 del
I don't like this new site


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.7812 del
>>7810
change the coloring and layout at the bottom to your liking


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.7813 del
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>>7808
The other versions weren't really any better, I could not bother enough.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.7814 del
>>7809
you see what I mean about the smoothness of the line though
I suppose an exponentially weighted moving average will show more variability for polarized training...


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.7816 del
>>7812
But I'm not Brazilian


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.7817 del
>>7816
Clearly you are


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.7818 del
>>7816
>t. bertão silva do santos nacimiento


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.7819 del
>>7816
>bunda detected
>flag projected


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.7820 del
Which one is Rusbert?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.7821 del
>>7820
Mein Führer...
Rusbert konnte nicht genügend Kräfte für einen Wechsel massieren.
Der Wechsel Rusberts ist nicht erfolgt.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.7822 del
>>7820
none here by that name


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.7823 del
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>>7821
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.7824 del
>>7810
Yes well I don't like the two schizos


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.7825 del
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we slurp in Italy


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.7826 del
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do all riders have that yellow box?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.7827 del
Wiggo is cracking, he's even talking about the jiffy bag now. Soon it will all come down


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.7828 del
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wout


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.7829 del
>>7827
Good. I want to see [NO WINNER] in a lot of GTs and Brailsfraud in jail. Then I can rest.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.7830 del
>>7825
>>7826
Ah, it's one of "those" Giro stages


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.7831 del
Yup I'll be back in 4 hours.
This semen slurping stage isn't for me.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.7832 del
is a grande partenza in Malta even possible?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.7833 del
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look, it's the town that Bertolo posted the other day


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.7834 del
>>7831
first real non slurper is stage 9


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lidl making fun of people with balding disability
bald head is NOT your costume!


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what a strange town


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Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.7844 del
>>7806
Luv me a neat, appropriate Mikel LAMBDA.
I've even forgotten I am sorting it in python not in excel.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.7845 del
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Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.7846 del
who are the best b*ld runners currently active in the pedalton?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.7847 del
>>7846
are we talking meme bald where any sort of receding hairline is called bald or actual bald?
for the latter I can only think of Fraudi Meeus right now


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.7848 del
>>7846
Skjelmose
Mas


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.7849 del
CHUTE MADS


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.7850 del
>>7847
fight is over tier


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.7851 del
ZUKOWSKY collected


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.7852 del
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lidlbros...


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.7853 del
>>7849
looks like he wasn't down only had to break


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.7854 del
>it was a big collection
nice one carlton


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.7855 del
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peculiar


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.7856 del
>>7855
>Nationality: Romania


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.7857 del
>>7855
>le minimum effort man


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.7858 del
>>7790
reeeeee why is there sound


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.7859 del
if fads faderson chutes from the race I'd be alright with that


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.7860 del
Big Red Bull sprint


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.7861 del
Rogla heeming that young buck
Ayuso needs his stier to do the dirty work


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.7862 del
DEL TORO is now the UAE captain as he's highest ranked in GC


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.7863 del
>>7862
always has been


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.7864 del
some peak Kelly right now


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.7865 del
this new french "classique" is ass


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.7866 del
pee pee time


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.7867 del
>>7865
I just need COQUARD to win this shit and then I am happy


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>>7867


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.7869 del
>>7867
Cockhard is saving himself for the 4 (six) days of Dunkirk


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.7870 del
raining cats and dogs in France


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.7871 del
Vinjegoesque in Dunkirk


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.7872 del
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Just told a bunch of ukies to bugger off with their stupid 3 stage recruitment process they can't book any other time than late afternoon.
And I am not using their stupid pronouns (they insist on saying "in Ukraine" while it is beyond a rule and habit to say "on Ukraine").
Such an outlaw, me.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.7873 del
>>7872
why are you applying for work in Ukraine?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.7874 del
>>7873
The market is really explosive there last I heard


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.7875 del
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>>7874


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.7876 del
tiz is so delayed


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.7877 del
>>7873
You tell me why the FUCK a war-ridden, economically crushed shithole is pushing out consulting company after company that floods the IT market with job offers.
Really funny how it goes with all that money being funneled there.
>>7874
A real minefield too, I'd say.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.7878 del
chute


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.7879 del
>>7876
yeah wtf, pcs is 2 km to go, tiz is 5


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.7880 del
Mads lost


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.7881 del
ACK


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.7882 del
ACK


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.7883 del
No one in top tree, me. Gonna go buy some choklit to drown my sorrows.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.7884 del
Tiz still tree km to go
I don't have anyone in top 6


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.7885 del
Oh get the FUCKING FUCK out of here. FUCK


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.7886 del
1-2, but sucks that I adjusted Démare out.

Really expected this race to have been a little bit more selective. Oh well, not bad for a race without much information to go from.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.7887 del
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entire team in the top 10. 1-2-4-7-8-9


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.7888 del
ASTANA HAS PASSED PICNIC POSTNL


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.7889 del
vismoids nowhere to be seen

did Zingle chute?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.7890 del
Penhoët 24th, fucking WALLS 10th. FUCK


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.7891 del
>>7889
But Axelshit said McLay was going to DOMINATE here


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.7892 del
Well that was a shit race that doesn't deserve a .pro rating. Now onto the important part.
>Astana
<85 points
>Cofidis
<85 points
>Picnic Post NL
<70 points
>Uno-X
<20 points


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.7893 del
>>7892
actually more points are coming in I didn't relize how many shit positions get points


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.7894 del
my podium streak is over, rip


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.7895 del
>>7892
true, good candidate for worst .pro of the year


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.7896 del
Viviani 50th


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.7897 del
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7, 9, 13, 16, 24, 112
a certified velodisaster


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.7898 del
>>7897
turns out getting the most expensive runners was the way to go


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.7899 del
>almost monthlong velogoombling break
free at last


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.7900 del
PetacchiGOD. Now THAT was a sprinter


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.7902 del
can german eurosport PLEASE get rid of bernie eisel? why the fuck would you hire a commentator with a severe speech impediment


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.7903 del
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Results. >>7901


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.7904 del
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fads


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.7905 del
CHUTE DE MADS PEDERSEN


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.7906 del
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chute SKA apparently


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.7907 del
>>7902
glad you have him instead of us


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.7908 del
SKA injured right after healing from his ass wounds


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.7909 del
Hah the Polti guy was Muñoz. Interesting day for him


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.7910 del
>>7909
chuting from exhaustion, poor guy


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.7911 del
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that stage design lol


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.7912 del
lmao that narrowing of the road


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.7913 del
lmfao what the fuck is that route design


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.7914 del
hooooly shit and not a single chute how


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.7915 del
SafeR, where are you?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.7916 del
looks like all the teams decided to slow down to let everyone come back


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.7917 del
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do you notice something?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.7918 del
Mads still at the back. It's over


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.7919 del
>>7916
they'll have to pass through once more
over for Mads today he's still stuck in the back of the peloton


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.7920 del
lmao they're gonna do that squeeze again?


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Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.7922 del
>>7911
that shit will be before the last 3 km as well, meaning GC men will still be in the mix
I have a feeling collectorCHADS will feast today


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.7923 del
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cicco at the back, lidl in trouble


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.7924 del
Ciccone also DONE. It's over


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.7925 del
he's getting back


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.7926 del
>>7922
It 5k for Gc guys today.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.7927 del
>>7926
that part is still before that, so we're still feasting


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.7928 del
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>>7926
Only for GC guys? So who qualifies as a GC guy. Roglic Ayuso and no one else?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.7929 del
Turner's bike is giant and still looks small under him


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.7930 del
oh boy, that circuit


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.7931 del
yep, chutes incoming


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.7932 del
pray for vine


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.7933 del
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van uden has this in the bag


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.7934 del
I have seen enough. Today is for FRETIN


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.7935 del
They were actually prepared for it this time


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.7936 del
phwoar


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.7937 del
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waar jumbo?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.7938 del
>>7935
ye they adjusted faster than expected


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.7939 del
Hoolegod saving Mads


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.7940 del
why the fuck is ineos pulling


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.7941 del
>>7940
it's ineos, what else do you expect them to do?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.7942 del
>>7940
so bernal doesnt get heemed by furniture


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.7943 del
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>>7940
bernal leading out for Rivera lol


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.7944 del
>>7940
Bernal wins the sprint


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.7945 del
>>7940
Tarling sprinting


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.7946 del
built for Zijlaard?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.7947 del
lol wout is so scared, he won't lead out


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.7948 del
>>7939
He's been pretty strong so far


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.7949 del
W*ut nowhere to be found. Kooij should speak up about this fraud


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.7950 del
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tardling pushing 63 watts


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.7951 del
>63 watts


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.7952 del
I'm thinking BENNETT


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.7953 del
>>7950
engine revealed


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.7954 del
>>7950
>63 watts
FRAUD


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.7955 del
Bernal pulling lmao


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.7956 del
bernal mogging the polderbullies


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.7957 del
this is stressing me out lads


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.7958 del
proper sprint kino this


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.7959 del
How is this possible, I barely reach 60kmh downhill, they reach 60kmh with 63 watts just thanks to drafting?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.7960 del
GAP


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.7961 del
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mads getting bullied lol
van uden wins


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.7962 del
Van Uden lol WHAT


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.7963 del
Astana bros....


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.7964 del
lmao


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.7965 del
what a shitshow that last corner, suddenly DSM appears with 3 men
well done


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.7966 del
DSM DSM DSM


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.7967 del
very entertaining sprint


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.7968 del
Picniccers this is the part of the season that suits us best ;-)


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.7969 del
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astana...


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.7970 del
>>7959
that was in a corner, they werent pedaling


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.7971 del
That's basically the last guy I expected to win


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.7972 del
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123 Netherlands


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.7973 del
alpecin was in such good position and the BLEW it


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.7974 del
>dutch sweep
dutchage


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.7975 del
>full polderbully podium


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.7976 del
DSM timed that perfectly


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.7977 del
more like jensen PLOWWRONG


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Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.7979 del
green looks really good on Orla


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.7980 del
Fretin not even top 10. Had to do everything alone, thanks a lot Cofishit


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.7981 del
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Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.7982 del
groves and kooij were supersonic my god


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.7983 del
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top 10


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.7984 del
>>7982
Opkomende man hè Michel


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.7985 del
What a chaotic circuit. In hindsight pretty fun given nobody died.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.7986 del
>>7983
>no W*ut
>still Vi2ma


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.7987 del
>180 point hehehe
Based DSM'er


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.7988 del
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So what else are these guys doing in the Giro that is more important than helping Fretin


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.7989 del
>180
kek, we need a smug DSM manager


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.7990 del
>>7988
cant handle it with the big bullies. relegate them already


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.7991 del
>>7988
teaching Emu french, if you know what I mean


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.7992 del
>>7989
this will be the only time it will be used this season


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.7993 del
>>7988
kinda weird isn't it, they have 50 semi sprinters and none are here to help


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.7994 del
>>7988
Nobody except maybe Oldani knows how to ride in a sprint. On a stressful course like this they can't do shit.


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GC


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.7997 del
>>7993
They're all slaving for Coquard


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.7998 del
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SKA looks collected


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.7999 del
>>7998
ball cancer to collected, no rest for the wicked


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>>7991
No I don't


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.8001 del
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>>8000
<oui


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.8002 del
oof, SKA's wrist...


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.8003 del
>>7998
wonder how much there paying him, at this rate it looks like they might be paying 7 figures for a vuelta +5 useless racedays


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.8004 del
really good English from Casper, barely has an accent


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.8005 del
PINK PEDERSEN


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.8006 del
Kanter relegated? It's all going wrong Astanabros......


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.8007 del
do all stage winners get a castle?


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.8008 del
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>>8006
Probably YELLOW CARD too then. I did see him pushing against Mads so I guess that's what it was


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.8009 del
Zijlaard will be stupidly expensive in every race next year


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.8010 del
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>>8009
I still hope my PLUIMERS will do something. Hoped he is going to be a poor man's fads, better than Aular certainly.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.8011 del
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>>8010
Why did you pick a hjaelper who will probably do nothing because they have Zijlaard and Storer


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.8012 del
lukass plapp with an average finish position of 138th


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.8013 del
>Kanter OUTTTTTTTTTT
kek, new goomblepoints table please


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.8014 del
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Because slick Rick was the man to get if you wanted a quick guy who gets through the passos.
Zijlaard is just an overpriced fatman with a prologue.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.8015 del
Btw he was getting staccatoed near the top of the climb both those Mads stages but couldn't get back.


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.8017 del
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Results. >>8016


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.8018 del
>>8006
he bullied mads


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.8019 del
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I really like this one by rusbert


Bert 05/13/2025 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.8020 del
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>>8017
>+1


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