/bert/ - ciclismo

home of /cyc/

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Board Rules

Max file size: 350.00 MB

Max files: 5

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

Expand All Images

(273.82 KB 1440x1800 Roglic Giro 3.jpg)
/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Thread #1 Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No. 5978
Infinite Edition

>Current and upcoming races
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
09.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
09.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
11.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
11.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
13.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
14.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro WE
14.05 - 18.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
14.05 - 18.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
16.05 - 18.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
17.05 ZLM Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
18.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
20.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>4970


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.5979 del
(8.08 KB 225x225 1738153493210354.jpg)
>>5961
Definitely not STORK

I adjusted at least 20 times and I can't stop adjusting. I'd expect to see some fun differenes between veloteams and not the copy-pastes we had in classicos, so that's nice.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.5980 del
(162.58 KB 1440x1440 Giro Hossmann.jpg)
>>5921
Giro General Classification OFFICIAL /bet/

>Roglic 2.2
>Ayuso Pesquera 2.75
>Yatesi 9
>Storer 17
>Landa 19
>Tiberi 23
>Arensman 26
>Carapaz 29
>Pidcvck 34
>Toro 34
>Gee 34
>Bernal Gomez 34
>Martinez Povidla 41
>Yatesi 41
>Hindley 41
>Vine 41
>Ciccone 67
>Gaudu 101
...
>Aert 151
>Quintana 301
>Hirt 401
>Cepeda 401
>Kelderman 601
>Fuglsang 1501
>Voisard 1501


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.5981 del
shall be eating pasta for supper to celebrate imminent beginning of the il giro
it's important to get fat as fuck so I have the energies to last for tree weeks of nonstop ciclismo enjoyment


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.5982 del
MWW


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.5983 del
(2.49 KB 114x96 1674552005183965.jpg)
>>5982
Mads in pink tomorrow


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.5984 del
fdj sprinter WALLS Matthew has a irish double currently in the peace race
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/matthew-walls1
also ROONI humbled by some dutchie


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.5985 del
(38.61 KB 691x318 trilogie.png)
bardet week three kino stage win is necessary for this to be a good giro


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.5986 del
>>5985
W*ut in pink tomorrow


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.5987 del
>>5986
>>5983
MAGNIER will surprise in the ngjitem


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.5988 del
(96.04 KB 705x527 1590797153133.jpg)
Is there any worse feeling than dropping your chain inside of front derailleur onto your frame


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.5989 del
>>5987
In the WHAT???


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.5990 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
Oh it's Albanian. Funny


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.5991 del
(29.50 KB 800x800 capture2.JPG)
Sell me your best 4-point pick


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.5992 del
>>5988
rip your chain while riding out of the saddle


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.5993 del
>>5991
HUYS will surprise in the passes


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.5994 del
(218.99 KB 449x458 mfw.png)
>>5993
>DNF'd his last four races
>Hasn't been in a break in two years
I don't even know how this guy got chosen for a GT team


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.5995 del
(76.32 KB 736x813 1738195399520306.jpg)
>>5994
All part of a long term plan. Nobody will be watching him and he will bring the pink jersey home.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.5996 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 1644452675181.jpg)
>>5988
A friend of mine has a tree speed front de rail eur on his road bike and when he dropped his chain inside it took us some 5 minutes to get it out, it was burried so deep whoever could pull it out was crowded king zizka


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.5997 del
>>5996
hope you hit him with the
>using gears


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.5998 del
GEE or STORER


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.6000 del
>>5998
GOMES


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.6001 del
>>5998
neither
***


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.6002 del
(61.94 KB 1200x675 sweating.jpg)
>Updating the firmware on my Di2


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.6003 del
(187.02 KB 982x1122 a winning, fun and loaded tour.jpg)
excited


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.6004 del
had me ketchup pasta
time for the best Grand tour


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.6005 del
(83.50 KB 1120x1039 vin.JPG)
>>6003
Wines have been about 80% procured for the Giro. Maybe just two more wines for stages.

And I'm considering making the final stage from each GT a special bottle from that country rather than something tied to the route of a specific stage.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.6007 del
Okay berts Groves or Kooij or Magnier? I kinda trust Groves the most out of these but I have no idea what to spend that extra velocoin on, otherwise my team is stacked


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.6008 del
>>6007
And I could also just go for some GC guy there instead, GEE for example, seeing as this is for my second sprinter (Mads will win of course)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.6009 del
(119.71 KB 330x399 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-09 05-28-57.png)
Lmao


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.6010 del
>>6007
Not magnier for sure


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.6011 del
>>6008
Read somewhere Magnier might not bother to finish week 3


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.6012 del
(128.50 KB 299x414 Capture d'écran 2025-05-09 071013.png)
>>6009
boy we're having fun this morning


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.6013 del
>>6012
Even if he takes it stage 1 or on the TT, I'm pretty sure he loses it on stage 3


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.6014 del
>>6010
>>6011
Thanks for the input berts


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.6015 del
Ok, TARLING back in.
Forgive me father for I am weak.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.6016 del
>>6009
jesus


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.6017 del
>>6012
This guy is supposed to be his friend yet he keeps piling on the pressure every week.
He's a sad little man


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.6018 del
reminder wout has not won a race this season


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.6019 del
>>6017
I really don't think wout consider him as a friend


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.6020 del
hitoshi IMAMURA rolls the pedalton in kumano, RAJOVIC kwabbed


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.6021 del
>orla has her own youtube channel
oh god no


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.6022 del
it will be a boooring bunch sprint of 120 runners dont tune in until the last 2k


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.6023 del
>Plan-Pedersen
>In any case, Lidl-Trek will do everything in its power to get leader Pedersen in a seat to finish spot Tirana.
< "We want to try something with Mads,"
>teammate Giulio Ciccone sounds mysterious.
< "I don't think we are the only team that will undertake something."


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.6024 del
(843.04 KB 2015x1343 geero.jpg)
they all are wearing the exact shoes i would stereotype them as wearing. rog has a very weird stance, shitcock too


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.6025 del
(8.32 KB 261x193 muh picks.jfif)
<Adjustments adjusted


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.6026 del
[autism] ADJUSTED [/autiism]


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.6027 del
>>6026
== EMBERASSING


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.6028 del
Arensman asked what book he's reading this giro:
>Good question! I am reading Tom Dumoulin’s ‘On feeling’ this giro. Tom is really helpful for me!
its over


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.6029 del
Gee IN, Tiberi OUT.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.6030 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM ADJOOOOOOOOOSTINGGGGGGG


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.6032 del
mads will win


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.6033 del
(104.34 KB 679x279 comment_16308636674MtpGjUdBqNkfhoA3wpOt6.jpg)
Yeah, nah, TARLING out, he may be a close to guaranteed treefiddy but we are in Italy, it's-a grande gara and I am sticking with the pastanegro.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.6034 del
(662.74 KB 668x852 finish line.jpg)
(702.19 KB 852x852 mappa s1.jpg)
(317.14 KB 1280x852 profile s1.jpg)
(138.81 KB 639x852 rampa 1.jpg)
(145.25 KB 639x852 rampa 2.jpg)
Il Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)
Stage 1
Durrës - Tirana
160km

Start List:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2025/stage-1/live

Streams:
>RAI
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport(Europe)/HBO MAX(USA)/TNT Sports(UK)/FloSports(Canada)/RTSH(Albania)/vtm-RTL(Belgium)/SRF2-RTS Deux-RSI La 2(Switzerland)/L'Équipe(France)/ETB1(Basque Country)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.6035 del
>bulevardi Zhan d'Ark
ah yes, the famous Albanian virgin who fought against the Anglo-Norman oppressors


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.6036 del
(80.00 KB 640x640 Giro-d-Italia-108-Starter-Pack-Panini-All4cycling-0.webp)
(42.63 KB 2000x2000 bidon.webp)
(484.90 KB 2015x1343 draw a heart.jpg)
(658.14 KB 2560x1707 fdj stare.jpg)
(418.49 KB 2015x1343 posting on cyc.jpg)
let's see what we can find in the /cyc/ card collection for the Giro


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.6037 del
(464.79 KB 2560x1707 rogla.jpg)
(623.07 KB 2560x1707 smol tree.jpg)
(568.58 KB 2015x1343 wout.jpg)
(415.85 KB 2015x1343 landismo.jpg)
landismo infinito


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.6038 del
>15:15 Txirrindularitza; Italiako Giroa - 1.etapa; Durazzo/Tirana (160Km)
kek, how are you even supposed to pronounce Txirrindularitza? maybe ask Landa to do it once.
>Xhiro e Italisë - çiklizëm
expected something more exotic in Albanian


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.6039 del
>>6038
X = č


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.6040 del
>>6037
landa kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.6041 del
we live in bohemia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9WYI9hSB0qw [Embed]


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.6042 del
(1.35 MB 1280x720 bertaczek3.png)
>>6041
some random guy on his bike riding by, could probably mog half of the jobbers.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.6043 del
(108.37 KB 1024x743 1645305016626.jpg)
>>6024
Wout looks huge compared to these tiny climbers.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.6044 del
>literal children amateurs have better TT positions then the femmes


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.6045 del
>>6024
Wout also has some HGH jaws going on


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.6046 del
I wish PCS would separate women's and men's cycling into different tabs. I hate getting baited into thinking ciclismo is happening and then find out it's a womens' race.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.6047 del
>>6046
You can blame reddit for that


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.6048 del
>>6047
All they need to do is make a button in the top to switch between men and women. They could even make the women's tab the default to please reddit and then let my cookies remember I only use the men's tab.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.6049 del
>>6046
I wish he would separate the start list changes because his algorithm keeps spamming completely unknown female riders riding in el salvador


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.6050 del
(105.18 KB 1600x1238 98AmfIyLKQ69ay6yBopJHj.webp)
a rare interview with Tony Rominger in the newspaper today
>Nach den Etappen habe er beim Nachtessen jeweils ein Glas Wein oder Bier getrunken, «die Flaschen standen einfach da», sagt Rominger schmunzelnd.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.6051 del
>>6048
that would be sexist


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.6052 del
cheerio fever


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.6053 del
That's it, Wouter Poels OUT, Marcellusi IN. This way I can fit in Hindley instead of Bardet


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.6054 del
>>6053
psyops used to bebelievable


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.6055 del
>>6053
>Wouter Poels OUT
wait, what? i literally just now fell for that psyop and it's already outdated?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.6056 del
>>6055
He's still a very good pick for 6p but he just doesn't fit my optimized team. Hindley + Marcellusi > Bardet + Poels surely


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.6057 del
>>6056
Hindley is Roglic' bottle boy. Bardet will be the big boss of his team.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.6058 del
>>6053
haha the thought of adjusting riders so you can fit HINDLEL out of all riders into your team is so based it has to be not a psyop


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.6059 del
>>6057
Hindley is actually the back up plan for the rog chute I saw in his interview, DNF martinez is the bottle boy


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.6060 del
>>6059
ACTUALLY the backup plan is TRATNIK


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.6061 del
>>6060
ynr second on zoncolan


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.6062 del
It's weird how nobody's giving two shits about DNF Martinez this time despite being second last year. I think him and Hindley can both well ride into top10 even when doing domestic duties for Rog.
>>6058
>>6057
Jokes on you, I found a way to have both Poels AND Hindley in the team. The stage can't start soon enough so that I am finally free of this adjusting nonsense.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.6063 del
(105.34 KB 1303x769 mrvs.png)
very odd palmares


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.6064 del
Groves knee status?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.6065 del
>>6064
ask me in roughly 4hrs


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.6066 del
(54.22 KB 552x495 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-09 12-47-06.png)
Ok last one. LANDISMO IN


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.6067 del
>>6066
I've seen worse


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.6068 del
(255.54 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0005.jpg)
(304.66 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0004.jpg)
(447.45 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0003.jpg)
Giada Borgato > Marion Rousse


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.6069 del
(348.76 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0008.jpg)
(358.27 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0007.jpg)
(343.14 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0006.jpg)
last chance to adjust Wout back into your team


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.6070 del
>>6069
wout in pink until deep into week 2!
you have to believe it!


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.6071 del
(380.11 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0012.jpg)
(463.18 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0013.jpg)
(375.69 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0014.jpg)
normal italian shop making bikinis


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.6072 del
(329.54 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0016.jpg)
(353.48 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0015.jpg)
primoz filled to the brim with tapentadol today. adjust him back in.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.6073 del
(363.83 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0022.jpg)
(354.08 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0021.jpg)
>Ayuso speaking Italian
is there a language that Ayuso doesn't speak?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.6074 del
(190.32 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0023.jpg)
>Europa Universalis V announced
oh dog, time to conquer America and make it Czech again


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.6075 del
>>6073
Heavier accent on his Italian than on his English.
Wonder if my accent on Czech or Slovakian would be also bigger.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.6076 del
>>6074
Already seen some early access playthroughs. Looks promising.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.6077 del
(348.17 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0024.jpg)
(338.61 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0028.jpg)
haha boobs
>albanian journalist
lol


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.6078 del
rog sounds like he needs a bidon final to wake him up


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.6079 del
>>6076
>trusting paradox releases


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.6080 del
(347.73 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0033.jpg)
(373.22 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0032.jpg)
(275.38 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0030.jpg)
random cock appearing


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.6081 del
(303.63 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0034.jpg)
(361.22 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0009.jpg)
imagine not having the double eagle on your historic buildings


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.6082 del
>>6079
Oh it is not going to be good for a year at least.
Wish it is more of its own thing than an amalgam of other games, Stellaris is really mediocre, didn't play CK3 yet.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.6083 del
(201.01 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0036.jpg)
>


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.6084 del
>>6077
Just your average italian television


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.6085 del
(378.84 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0038.jpg)
(252.97 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0041.jpg)
(554.19 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0039.jpg)
last moments to adjust your team


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.6086 del
(419.56 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0044.jpg)
(376.00 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0042.jpg)
we gaan


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.6087 del
>>6083
>official psyop


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.6088 del
(204.34 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0045.jpg)
(403.20 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0047.jpg)
(625.97 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0046.jpg)
those RAI predictions are wild


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.6089 del
(706.65 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0051.jpg)
(406.18 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0049.jpg)
(382.35 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0048.jpg)
looks nice, please visit Albania


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.6090 del
Finally settled on my boy Carapaz. Now I can rest peacefully knowing I have some soul in my team.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.6091 del
>>6074
they didn't announce a release date yet did they?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.6092 del
>>6082
as long as they dont ruin the mechanics that made EU4 so addicting (colonization especially) it should be good, although the new UI makes it seem like one of those scam mobile games. CK3 is far too roleplay heavy, tries to too much to stray away and discourage the main gameplay loop which is fighting wars and expanding


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.6093 del
(431.26 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0058.jpg)
(471.49 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0056.jpg)
(412.86 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0054.jpg)
>>6091
it just said soon


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.6094 del
>>6088
>george bennett
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.6095 del
(301.06 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0059.jpg)
(342.44 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0060.jpg)
wout laché


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.6096 del
>>6092
Yeah, EU is pure map painting crack, remember I always had to attack some Oirish counties with no casus belli to get close enough to colonizing with Polska.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.6097 del
(279.88 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0064.jpg)
(236.82 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0063.jpg)
(305.59 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0062.jpg)
(322.65 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0065.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.6098 del
>>6092
Also, Stellaris has a very heavy mobile game UI and it was like that initially. A very good mobile game. A very meh desktop game.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.6099 del
>races staggered so they dont finish at the same fucking time again
joy


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.6100 del
God I hate Jens's accent


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.6101 del
(465.10 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0068.jpg)
(415.15 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0069.jpg)
looks like 2 different bike races crosses crossing each other


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.6102 del
>>6100
he's adorable


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.6103 del
>albania has palm trees
i guess that makes sense climate wise. maybe i just associate them with rich/vacation spots only


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.6104 del
Camon veloman, close it up, I need to go for a ride.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.6105 del
(381.26 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0072.jpg)
(571.47 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0070.jpg)
achooso having some pas normale neck folds
>>6103
palm trees are very invasive and grow everywhere as long as it's warm enough


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.6106 del
(266.28 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0077.jpg)
(426.82 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0079.jpg)
the balkans
home


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.6107 del
(81.21 KB 535x497 giro.png)
It is time.

Post'em.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.6108 del
(41.65 KB 463x406 italy2025.jpg)
>>6107
very easy picks


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.6109 del
(88.31 KB 569x602 dtscheeraoh.png)
>>6107


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.6110 del
(77.49 KB 550x505 Capture.PNG)
Hopes and prayers.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.6111 del
Kelly: "Thank God Pogi's not here"
Based or pathetic?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.6112 del
(416.19 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0087.jpg)
(418.43 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0091.jpg)
(366.95 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0092.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.6113 del
>>6111
Based of course. Pogi would destroy everyone like last year and it would be very boring.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.6114 del
>>6111
Based, but only because it's a commentator saying it. It would be beyond pathetic and /weakmind/ if a rider or team staff said that


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.6115 del
thar she goes


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.6116 del
(258.64 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0094.jpg)
here we go


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.6117 del
(100.32 KB 661x609 Screenshot 2025-05-09 133514.png)
>>6107
Landismo


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.6118 del
Damn I love the giro lads, nothing better than a bunch of italian conti teams fighting for the break


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.6119 del
>>6118
I love all GTs in their own ways.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.6120 del
(193.85 KB 1026x936 Giro team.png)
>>6107
Took the no-roglic gamble, let's see how it plays out


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.6121 del
>>6120
respect for picking gee/hindley. probably unwise howerver


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.6122 del
>>6120
The Roglic chute gambit, very brave


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.6123 del
(276.48 KB 1080x1214 Screenshot_20250509-133912.png)
>>6107
Based cara pils bro


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.6124 del
I love seeing the break trying to form. We rarely get to see this.

Are we getting full coverage for all stages?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.6125 del
(441.12 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0098.jpg)
(371.64 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0097.jpg)
(382.41 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0099.jpg)
>golem
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.6126 del
>>6121
For me Gee was always in, but it was hard to think about Hindley/Landa vs slightly cheaper climbers and swapping Rogla for Ayuso. Let's see how it goes, I hope Roglic wins anyway. And it was frustrating to pick Kooij but I think he will score more points than some GC rider I could've afforded like Arensman or Del Toro. We'll see how wise it was in the end


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.6127 del
Big meeting of the Grug Victims Association going on at the back of the peloton.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.6128 del
(354.38 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0104.jpg)
(309.53 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0102.jpg)
taco


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.6129 del
ive seen worse giro breaks. lets see if they get a leash


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.6130 del
(16.16 KB 495x98 Annotation 2025-05-09 134316.png)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.6131 del
>Roglic waves and smiles at the camera immediately before pulling his dick out
LMAO


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.6132 del
tramadol man on that good good


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.6133 del
(399.56 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0107.jpg)
(431.28 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0106.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.6134 del
Let's make some predictions.

>First chute of the race
RIVERA Brandon Smith
>First abandon of the race
KOOIJ Olav
>First GC abandon
GEE Derek
>Shitter that wears the Maglia Rosa for a week
PLAPP Luke
>Number of 2out 2nd places
3


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.6135 del
Why am I the only one with ciconne?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.6136 del
>>6135
Lot of competition in the climber category. I prefered Landismo and Cararat.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.6137 del
>>6135
I thought he wouldn't be that good in a three-week GT especially with all the climbing in the third week
>>6134
I hope your predictions don't work out for the sake of my veloteam


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.6138 del
>>6134
>chute
ZANA
>abandon
ZIJLAARD
>GC abandon
RUBIO
>shitter rosa
VAN AERT
>2outs
5 [and no victoires]


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.6139 del
>>6135
I wanted him but could not take him over Bardet's last ride


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.6140 del
>>6134
>First chute of the race
Jay Vine
>First abandon of the race
Laurens Huys
>First GC abandon
Romain Bardet
>Shitter that wears the Maglia Rosa for a week
Damien Howson
>Number of 2out 2nd places
1


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.6141 del
>>6135
Landismo


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.6142 del
>>6135
Not that good in high mountains.
Either hope Cararat arrives or pay premium for Lander.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.6143 del
fretin ESL very endearing


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.6144 del
>>6137
he said his focus is winning stages, not GC
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9yx7bQawG-U [Embed]


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.6145 del
where velogoombling stats


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.6146 del
Surprised to see so many fellow Carapaz believers


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.6147 del
>>6145
Teams still hidden. Want to go on me bike but can't.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.6148 del
(12.94 KB 366x164 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-09 14-13-24.png)
This is becoming ridiculous


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.6149 del
med bros... we are becoming tropical


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.6150 del
>>6134
>First chute of the race
ROGLIC
>First abandon of the race
BENNET
>First GC abandon
GAUDU
>Shitter that wears the Maglia Rosa for a week
STORER
>Number of 2out 2nd places
0


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.6151 del
if only Grande Sepp was in this giro


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.6152 del
I'd be already on my way back from my ride, veloman fucken release the teams.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.6153 del
>>6152
i appreciate your sacrifices for the good of the general. grande


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.6154 del
>>6151
I loved watching him shred the peloton over BIG mountains. Now he wilts on the lower slopes.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.6155 del
If Wout wins today, I am just going to snap


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.6156 del
(5.42 MB 4000x3000 20250509_083951.jpg)
Looks like New Mexico


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.6157 del
(427.98 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0117.jpg)
(412.81 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0116.jpg)
(398.84 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0118.jpg)
I bet rusbert will screenshot this as well


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.6158 del
(277.58 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0123.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.6159 del
(348.68 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0129.jpg)
(348.21 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0127.jpg)
a sprint, but only on paper


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.6160 del
(476.95 KB 1000x946 1740868918288918.png)
Please veloman, open back up. I was busy working in my garden and wasn't able to do my 23th adjustment anymore, I need to adjust just ONE MORE TIME. I'm begging you


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.6161 del
Wait I thought BAIS Mattias with in the break


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.6162 del
>>6159
>Only on Paper
Kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.6163 del
(33.94 KB 500x455 kwab.JPG)
I disgust myself for picking pidcuck but else I would have had only 98 points and my autism can't handle that.
You gotta do what you gotta do when you have the winning team.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.6164 del
(205.83 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0134.jpg)
I just to be a ski jumper


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.6165 del
>>6134
First chute of the race
Vinester
>First abandon of the race
Vinester
>First GC abandon
Atchooso
>Shitter that wears the Maglia Rosa for a week
W*ut
>Number of 2out 2nd places
2


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.6166 del
(486.45 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0137.jpg)
would you refill gas at Kastrati gas station?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.6167 del
(104.15 KB 900x900 1435102346661.jpg)
>>6166


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.6168 del
(398.13 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0138.jpg)
chute ayuso


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.6169 del
AYUSO DOWN
RACE OVER
UAE ABANDON


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.6170 del
(398.30 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0141.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.6171 del
>>6168
He'll be feeling it stage 3 which is first maybe GC day.

Race over. Velogoomblers btfo


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.6172 del
>>6168
>Achuteso


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.6173 del
ITS OVER


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.6174 del
UAE not sending anyone back
Already being BETRAYED


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.6175 del
>brake wont make it over the first climb
modern cycling innit


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.6176 del
>>6174
Baroncini is on it


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.6177 del
>>6176
baroncini betrays the betrayers


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.6178 del
cam on cararat pace full gas itd be funny


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.6179 del
(3.28 MB 4032x3024 20250509_060612.jpg)
cool to have this option on MAX but it's gonna make me schizophrenic


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.6180 del
(597.56 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0146.jpg)
(575.06 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0147.jpg)
(577.08 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0148.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.6181 del
Lovely climb tbqh. You probably need an armed escort to reach it from Tirrana but still


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.6182 del
(528.64 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0153.jpg)
(338.00 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0152.jpg)
(309.33 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0150.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.6183 del
(101.44 KB 594x317 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-09 15-12-39.png)
>please pay 500€ per year


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.6184 del
(408.16 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0157.jpg)
(469.09 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0158.jpg)
half the country aren't muslim, the more you know


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.6185 del
>>6183
I should really start a company selling slop like this to freds


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.6186 del
>Groves on kneepain: "we'll have to see how it goes"
its over. you didnt pick him right berts?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.6187 del
(358.20 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0159.jpg)
(302.02 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0160.jpg)
dude climbs lmao


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.6191 del
(564.98 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0162.jpg)
>enver hoxha is an alumni of the Université de Montpellier and Albania is full member of the Organisation internationale de la francophonie
honorary squeakers


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.6192 del
(58.34 KB 474x405 notuje01_giro.jpg)
Picks. >>6188


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.6193 del
>>6182
They stole those signs


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.6195 del
(467.15 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0165.jpg)
(580.24 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0163.jpg)
nice road this is


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.6196 del
>>6192
>only four gomblers picked the ciclamino winner


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.6197 del
(499.24 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0166.jpg)
>5 Wout Van Aert
but why?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.6198 del
>>6197
Dude farms top 10s at GTs


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.6199 del
>>6192
>>6194
wtf am I so low, I thought I had the most boring and generic team


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.6200 del
>>6192
Didn't expect this many Pidcockers to be honest


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.6201 del
(395.90 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0169.jpg)
(491.69 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0173.jpg)
(544.66 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0172.jpg)
>>6191
this honorary squeaker proves my point


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.6202 del
(192.58 KB 846x717 Screenshot_20250509_062424_Chrome.png)
two Berts actually copied me –_–


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.6203 del
>>6192
did any brave soul pick neither roglic nor achooso?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.6204 del
(119.14 KB 583x482 1651156182462.png)
ngl Albanian countryside looks very comfy
too bad Albania is full of albanian """""people"""""


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.6205 del
>>6199
I remain the nearly undefeated champion of being the most boring


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.6206 del
>>6197
Those 30 Pidcocks are far more concerning.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.6207 del
what a fucking dick move from the polti guy


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.6208 del
>>6207
TACO is not having it


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.6209 del
>>6199
>48/59
You're either going to win big or go down in absolute flames


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.6210 del
Arkea kwabbed


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.6211 del
>>6206
there are 30 joke fraudulence teams, that's the only explanation


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.6212 del
>>6199
same


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.6213 del
Devils Satan Social Network
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didi_Senft

Tracking Location
https://connect.garmin.com/

Online Search Porn
https://www.instagram.com/kasianiewiadoma94/

Data Provider
https://firstcycling.com/

DARK CASINO
https://www.velogames.com/
Edited last time by bert on 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:48.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.6214 del
(37.62 KB 500x781 1738527355252170.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.6215 del
sounds evil
not clicking that


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.6216 del
>that long list of shame
kurwabert doesn't forgive


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.6217 del
>>6213
lol


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.6218 del
(656.96 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0184.jpg)
(86.95 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0181.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.6219 del
>>6216
They're big boys, they know what they did.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.6220 del
>>6216
?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.6221 del
>>6220
>[quirky name]
>Palestine - Piss in a Cup
>joe`s team
>MVDF
>La solitudine
>I HATE W*UT DOT COM
>>needing 100 velocoins
>Slome Duikelaar
>Durango Danglers
>SK-INEOS WINS LOL
>Fraudulence CC
>2out van Washed Pro Cycling Team
>Quick Rundown
>BurgerBert`s Bunch
>The Lions of the Stockeu
>Amigos do Pedal
>Asthma Grenadiers
>Marq Qwabendish
>So glad i stopped watching this \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"sport\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
>CHADstana
>Kasia`s Jersey
>246 WT stage races since a Fr*nch GC win
>Group Pinot -15 min
>/pinot/
>Diesel e Vinho Verde
>Equipe de France (1812 borders)
>The Remco Seething Reflex
>Rolling for Robyn
>Year of the Emu
>Sending Them Homeward


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.6222 del
Madsbro?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.6223 del
(377.70 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0188.jpg)
(366.69 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0187.jpg)
(295.60 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0186.jpg)
>fraud bennett


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.6224 del
>>6222
He had one good GT and it was against poopensharten FC and Wright


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.6225 del
>>6222
just having a little chat with the team car


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.6226 del
>>6221
>autismbert picking Pidcuck
Dude know no shame at all lmao


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.6227 del
(244.33 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0191.jpg)
the section where there wasn't tarmac yesterday


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.6228 del
Red Bull Meme in about 10 km


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.6229 del
Make it 3 actually


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.6230 del
>>6228
With the break it's kinda useless


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.6231 del
>>6228
what's the idea with it again? bonis somehow?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.6232 del
(361.62 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0198.jpg)
drink monster energy drink


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.6233 del
>>6231
Winner is allowed to boof supercharged Red Bull in the style of Mads Pedersen


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.6234 del
>>6231
Cash rewards.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.6235 del
(353.84 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0204.jpg)
(37.14 KB 1140x852 finnlands_greatest_art.png)
dude looks like a Finn who won a 1 year supply of ES energy drink


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.6236 del
>>6234
mamma mia

it's kinda wild that Robbie McEwan raced against some of the boys in this race like Bardet


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.6237 del
bit sovlless these albanian vltras


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.6238 del
Last lap in Finistère.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.6239 del
>yes, well
hello Seàn


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.6240 del
(484.02 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0211.jpg)
(398.83 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0210.jpg)
(544.62 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0208.jpg)
(540.56 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0207.jpg)
feels surre(a)l


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.6241 del
heart attack kid solo in france


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.6242 del
(448.02 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0214.jpg)
I've seen enough, mads will win


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.6243 del
(401.96 KB 736x813 1687776338929473.png)
PIDCOCK DNF


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.6244 del
askey going 2/2


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.6245 del
KOOIJ SHIT CONDITION


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.6246 del
FRAUD WATCH:

>BENNETT
>KOOIJ


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.6247 del
vamonos fatties


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.6248 del
literal who wins in france


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.6249 del
Aubin SPARFEL


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.6250 del
these hills are too easy lol


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.6251 del
Beautiful domestique work for AG2R by that FDJ lad.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.6252 del
(183.79 KB 1080x1158 Screenshot_20250509_072426_Chrome.png)
>happy squeaking


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.6253 del
>>6243
I see him right there you fibber


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.6254 del
>>6253
??? he's on the DNF list on PCS


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.6255 del
>>6252
why is Fred doing some coupe de France shitter race and not crashing into Primoz?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.6256 del
>>6252
I may adjust, although not much.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.6257 del
MAGNIER GONE


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.6258 del
Is Fretin also gone?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.6259 del
>>6254
they literally just showed him in the middle of the pack


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.6260 del
lmao the first
>fight like a dog
from Sean


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.6261 del
(99.07 KB 781x585 ).png)
>>6259
see? he's right here


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.6262 del
(277.85 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0221.jpg)
(294.41 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0222.jpg)
vendrame and magnier lachés


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.6263 del
>>6259
uh oh script leaked early


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.6264 del
These profiles looked like a bitch for fatmen from the beginning.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.6265 del
>>6262
shameful display


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.6266 del
(312.57 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0224.jpg)
when Czech flags become more common than Euskadi and Breizh flags at the grand tours


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.6267 del
>>6262
Vendrame shouldn't be dropped like this


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.6268 del
(349.69 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0225.jpg)
frentin gone as well


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.6269 del
trek still have the full train kek sprinters gonna have a rough tour


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.6270 del
FORTUNATO going for GPM. Very good.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.6271 del
(304.36 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0227.jpg)
knee still holding


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.6272 del
>ynr mohoric
he was at finestre, apparently. they might not even said him to a GT boys been terrible


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.6273 del
(415.81 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0242.jpg)
voting is open


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.6274 del
Groves winning this easily


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.6275 del
>>6261
Oh you


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.6276 del
>>6274
MWW unironically


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.6277 del
Do you get UCI points for kom ?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.6278 del
>>6272
what happened to him


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.6279 del
>>6277
180 for first 130 2nd 95 3rd zero 4th


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.6280 del
>>6277
Jersey I think yes


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.6281 del
>>6278
He was doing all this goofy training last couple years that obviously didn't work out


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.6282 del
(474.38 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0243.jpg)
(528.92 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0245.jpg)
(326.37 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0247.jpg)
mother theresa was Albanian for real


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.6283 del
>mother theresa was albanian
the more you know


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.6284 del
(513.34 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0249.jpg)
(459.04 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0248.jpg)
(433.58 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0250.jpg)
Tirana reminds me of Polish cities, that wild mixture between historic, communist and capitalist architecture.
meanwhile wout with remco tier positioning.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.6285 del
>>6278
he went GRVL


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.6286 del
maths pethersen is mein favourite runner


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.6287 del
>>6278
refuses to huff CO


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.6288 del
Retard Carapaz attack incoming.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.6289 del
(440.71 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0257.jpg)
ALDI > LIDL
I don't want to install the Lidl Plus app.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.6290 del
>>6288
Pink from start to finish, mopping the floor with P*gi


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.6291 del
steep km then it’s easy


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.6292 del
(386.85 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0260.jpg)
wout without helpers, that low amount of jumbo riders left in the pedalton is beyond winning


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.6293 del
GROVES e morto


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.6294 del
(322.89 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0262.jpg)
groves almost gone


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.6295 del
Groves laché


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.6296 del
groves kwab


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.6297 del
Knee bros...


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.6298 del
groves pickers paying


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.6299 del
UAE hiding today


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.6300 del
super mads


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.6301 del
(445.02 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0265.jpg)
(296.82 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0266.jpg)
American slice pizza for mads
and bad news for GODon pickers


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.6302 del
I am start to believe in pink Madsbros


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.6303 del
(44.18 KB 1024x855 i like my turkey.jpg)
What if Wout actually wins


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.6304 del
i suppose he just KANT-er do it today. heh


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.6305 del
>>6301
yeah this is the kind of stage I thought he'd excel at, oops


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.6306 del
will be dissapointed if there are no memeattaques


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.6307 del
PLUIMERSbros, we up there.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.6308 del
Kind of like Bernals NC jersey.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.6309 del
good opening stage


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.6310 del
>>6301
first Vendrame and now Godon
did AG2R forget their final bidons?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.6311 del
Tarling pink dream gone


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6312 del
Wout dood.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6313 del
>>6306
trek is smothering it easy win Mads


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6314 del
(400.45 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0271.jpg)
(304.66 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0272.jpg)
wout backwards pedaling


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6315 del
lmaowout


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6316 del
KWAB


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6317 del
>ARENSMAN


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6318 del
2out ded
arensman ded


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6319 del
WOUT GONE
TWO WEEKS IN PINK?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.6320 del
ARENSFRAUUUUUUUUUUD


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6321 del
(1.64 MB 728x408 poels e-bike.webm)
ENGAGE EMERGENCY PROTOCOL


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6322 del
GREAT stage


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6323 del
AERT LACHEE


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6324 del
>arensfraud
should’ve read more poomoulin


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6325 del
(487.65 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0273.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6326 del
holy schaudenfreude


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.6327 del
So, is losing time on the first stage of the Giro Arensmeme's thing now?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.6328 del
kneeden made it back?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.6329 del
whose the three for Trek? soren kragh? Vacek? Konrad?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.6330 del
>>6327
Please understand.
It's easy to put on weight for him.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.6331 del
>>6328
oh I guess it was hermans


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.6332 del
(412.56 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0277.jpg)
(510.58 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0282.jpg)
not many left in testa della corsa


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.6333 del
>>6329
Ciccone Vacek Mads


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.6334 del
>GEE
uh oh


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.6335 del
GEE GC OVER


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.6336 del
(248.58 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0284.jpg)
who is in gruppo G?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.6337 del
>grupo gee


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.6338 del
just like horner predicted


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.6339 del
(40.26 KB 200x200 1627900379670.png)
>>6334
>>6337


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.6340 del
this stage has so much happening they will have to slurp for at least 10 stages now
to even things out


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.6341 del
(118.49 KB 320x320 1721399746584597.png)
>11 Derek Gee


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.6342 del
>>6340
pretty good opener tomorrow tt slurp


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.6343 del
Chute vine!


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.6344 del
>aular in grupo
mha boy


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6345 del
OH NO NO NO NO NO


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6346 del
(336.33 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0293.jpg)
(259.11 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0292.jpg)
(336.33 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0293.jpg)
chute vine
landa ded


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6347 del
VINE ffs


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6348 del
OH NO NO NO
CHUTE JAY VINE


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6349 del
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6350 del
(242.80 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0295.jpg)
landismo noooo


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6351 del
LANDA COLLECTED


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6352 del
(147.89 KB 400x400 1653144406150.png)
Landismo is over


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6353 del
CHUTE LANDA HOLY


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6354 del
(38.27 KB 950x950 sudoku00.jpg)
LANDA collected.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.6355 del
LANDA DOOD WAT NOU


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.6356 del
NOOOOOOO NOT LANDISMO


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.6357 del
>>6346
Vine as predicted


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.6358 del
what the fuck is his problem


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.6359 del
DAY 1 AND MY TEAM IS ALREADY DEAD


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.6360 del
(1.08 MB 1390x751 Untitled.png)
FUCK


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.6361 del
(3.84 MB 1920x824 NEIN.webm)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.6362 del
pain


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.6363 del
(271.07 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0300.jpg)
(429.59 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0298.jpg)
(239.28 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0297.jpg)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.6364 del
[x]km rule for Vine and the others?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.6365 del
>landa dead
>vine damaged
>gee dropped
>arsememe dropped
>wout dropped
send help


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.6366 del
>>6365
wout is still there


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.6367 del
primoz about to sprint lol


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.6368 del
Redbull scared shitless for roglic i think


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.6369 del
>>6366
yes I saw but I needed more meat for the post


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.6370 del
Mads race to lose


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.6371 del
Roglic already in 30th spot or something


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.6372 del
Wout ?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.6373 del
(625.17 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0309.jpg)
not bad from wout
but still
>2out


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6374 del
CLOSE


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6375 del
Mads Mads Mads Mads Mads
Mads Mads Mads Mads Mads
Mads Mads Mads Mads Mads
Mads Mads Mads Mads Mads


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6376 del
Man that LANDA chute brutale sucks.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6377 del
>2out
hehe


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6378 del
CLOSE


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6379 del
Nevermind wasn't even close.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6380 del
(431.96 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0310.jpg)
(351.57 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0311.jpg)
mads won


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6381 del
Moral victory for Wout his form is returning


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6382 del
KINO stage. Landa died for your sins


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.6384 del
MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS

HAHAHAHA FUCK W*UT


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6385 del
2out counter: 1/1


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6386 del
>gee lost a minuto


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6387 del
MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6388 del
(630.91 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0314.jpg)
(223.22 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0315.jpg)
(302.54 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0312.jpg)
gruppo G +1:35


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6389 del
>arensmann pacing tardling
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6390 del
>w*u2


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.6391 del
(426.33 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0317.jpg)
top 10


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.6392 del
>Astana 6 & 9
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.6393 del
fantastic stage spoiled by a bad crash


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.6394 del
(130.90 KB 1281x1395 1700602673818640.jpg)
Didn't I say to consider AULAR a few days ago


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.6395 del
The good news is I can start watching this race stress free about velodrama


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.6396 del
>>6391
>Landismo dead, Arensmeme fraudulent (as expected)
BUT
>1-5-7
We live to fight another day


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.6397 del
>>6391
Hello, where are my jobbers?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.6398 del
(317.39 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0320.jpg)
(415.27 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0319.jpg)
(356.15 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0321.jpg)
so what's the cope this time?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.6399 del
Yes, to me. That was a psyop anyways.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.6400 del
(419.34 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0322.jpg)
is this bouchard or landa?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.6401 del
>>6400
should be landa. :(


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.6402 del
>>6394
>>6399


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.6403 del
Honestly pretty good from wout


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.6404 del
(3.31 MB 1280x720 1746803435214117.webm)
thanks rusbert


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.6405 del
probably good for vine to get the chute out of his system early


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.6406 del
No czechenglish accent from Matje VACEK, peculiar


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.6407 del
>>6404
Woah, it's acually his own mistake. Poor Jay vine paying the price as usual


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.6408 del
surely wout won't choke the pink tomorrow


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.6409 del
>>6404
wtf was vine doing. zero evasive action. obviously not his fault but he's the only runner who just takes it head on


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.6410 del
>>6404
looks like Vine crashed on Landa's bike


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.6411 del
>>6409
you can't train that on the rape machine please understand


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.6412 del
(6.80 KB 157x165 Annotation 2025-05-09 171825.jpg)
Landismo...not like that...


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.6413 del
Very good stage except for Landa dying of course.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.6414 del
(65.36 KB 1417x481 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-09 17-15-02.png)
Did some Threshold interval. God I hate r*ping


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.6415 del
>>6398
No that's Remcope "if X I would have won" Evenepoel. W*ut is just his fraudulent depressed self as always. The """media""" will come up with cope later


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.6416 del
>>6409
"welp, I guess this is happening now"


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.6417 del
>>6412
landa have my vertebrae


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.6418 del
>>6414
Bertacek-tier
Up to you if that's a good or bad thing


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.6419 del
>>6416
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.6420 del
Pluimers's race ruined by that crash too


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.6421 del
>>6418
I'm 20cm shorter and 10kg lighter THOUGH


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.6422 del
landa now in the hands of albanian doctors. career over


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.6423 del
luv me a hilly GT stage 1

always kino


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.6424 del
(268.50 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0330.jpg)
(321.24 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0329.jpg)
you can see bouchard chuting like a retard overshooting the curva


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.6425 del
>>6421
>morbidly obese


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.6426 del
landa paying for remcos sins
its not fair landa was chilling at QS


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.6427 del
>>6134
the results are in
>First chute of the race
Ayuso
>First abandon of the race
landismo & bouchard
>First GC abandon
Landismo
>Shitter that wears the Maglia Rosa for a week
tba
>Number of 2out 2nd places
current counter: 1


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.6428 del
(391.47 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0334.jpg)
(383.84 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0333.jpg)
(498.53 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0331.jpg)
look at that RAI magic also it started to rain in Albania


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.6429 del
>>6425
I-it's mostly muscles


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.6430 del
>>6429
b-big boned!


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.6431 del
(221.03 KB 634x791 IMG_0607.jpeg)
first two weeks look horribly boring wtf man


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.6432 del
the fuck is wrong with arensman, this is genuinely the 3rd time he's done this
is it Z2 autism


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.6433 del
>>6431
the riders make the parcours — if they race like this it's going to be great


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.6434 del
>>6431
as I have said they have to even things out
a non-slurp giro is not a giro


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.6435 del
>>6432
just zero HIIT


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.6436 del
>>6433
only first day has pink at the finish


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.6437 del
>>6430
Anyway, we've always been close watt wise, no need to fatshame me


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.6438 del
TACO interview <3


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.6439 del
Doing a cycling commentator to tlou tie-in promo is pretty smart (don't know if you guys got that). Not making me watch, but the idea seems clever.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.6440 del
PCS and firstcycling both down, giro fever at an all time high


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.6441 del
>>6432
he has the OG weakmind whisper in his ear for hours every day
>you can't do it Thymen
>may as well not try Thymen
>what if you blow up? You will blow up
>everyone will laugh at you
>your legs are starting to hurt you have to go slower or you will blow
>your coach is sabotaging you


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.6442 del
>>6441
did you eat that kiwi thymen? they never gave me kiwis


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.6443 del
>>6442
don't eat the apple thymen
never eat the apple


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.6444 del
>>6134
muh diesel


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.6445 del
(99.56 KB 1200x800 tom-dumoulin-js-idl-2-6133d67f9a2a0.jpg)
>>6443
the apple is poisoned
>you're not good enough
the apple is poisoned
>you're not good enough
the apple is poisoned
>you're not good enough


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.6446 del
>>6445
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.6447 del
(202.14 KB 976x549 SL4RV33ZNRAM3ARFDYUH5PXSYA.jpg)
fucking hell


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.6448 del
Bertollo is going to fucking win this stage overall, or be close to it beyond meme teams.
800 points at least.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.6449 del
>>6445
lmao


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.6450 del
>>6447
thats fucked
remains to be seen if he can even come back from this, probably similar to vines injuries last year


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.6451 del
racewar unfolding in the other general


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.6452 del
>>6451
not looking :)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.6453 del
(229.52 KB 1080x1681 Screenshot_20250509_085540_Chrome.png)
11-25


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.6454 del
man my boy Landa, I'm actually sad


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.6455 del
(502.79 KB 976x850 1652059563774.png)
>>6451
are there even enough different races in /cyc/


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.6456 del
>>6445
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.6457 del
>Brenner +17:23 in grupo HAYTER
he's in my veloteam should i be worried


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.6458 del
>>6451
wow and guess who's at the center again
who could have guessed


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.6459 del
>arensman dropped by the fucking BAIS brothers
kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.6460 del
(596.61 KB 984x990 IMG_0690.jpeg)
(885.26 KB 1179x1163 IMG_0700.jpeg)
>>6451
don’t care


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.6461 del
>>6457
saving matches for the coming days
rest easy


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.6462 del
Gee also lost time


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.6463 del
>>6459
Just had a look at the Giro last year, he lost like 4 minutes in the first two stages alone lol. But this stage was way easier than any of those.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.6464 del
>rusbert valiantly posting webm's while every other post is discussing who's whiter
not going back any time soon


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.6465 del
>>6463
>>6432
he's the epitome of the z2 meme. no 5min strength but stay at super high threshold for 40+ mins, see his vuelta win and tour of the alps. made for long climbs and TT's and literally nothing else


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.6466 del
primera etape del giro means spring has sprung, so it's time to give me drivetrain a deep cleaning


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.6468 del
(58.34 KB 474x405 notuje01_giro.jpg)
Results. >>6467


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.6469 del
>>6464
are Russians range banned from this site?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.6470 del
>>6469
He said he is.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.6471 del
>>6469
yes but he also has massive thread autism so I doubt he'd post here even if he could easily


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.6472 del
>>6470
I reached out to the Hungarian admin and reached out to Rusbert how to get his IP whitelisted from the spamlist that endchan uses. I don't know who the Russian flag was that posted in the last thread here.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.6473 del
>>6468
waar assists?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.6474 del
(137.21 KB 885x920 Ulle over.jpg)
>>6468


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.6475 del
>>6470
So >>2231 was actually the schizo trying to impersonat him? Lmao what a retard, did a fuckload of webm too


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.6476 del
>>6475
no that was him


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.6477 del
(23.75 KB 400x400 ohno00.jpg)
>>6473
Ah SHIT. Was rushing through it again.

Suissebert please do the needful.
>>6468 >>6467


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.6478 del
>"That would be my advice to Thymen now: you lose a minute and a half, that sucks and you are of course very disappointed, but you can do nothing else than give everything again tomorrow. Then we will take stock after three weeks. He has my number. I don't want to impose myself, but if he needs me, he can always call me. He knows that too."

man he really is the serpent in the garden of eden for thymen
>call me thymen I was also a fraud once


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.6480 del
(58.34 KB 474x405 notuje01_giro.jpg)
Results. >>6479


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.6481 del
>>6478
cant wait to see arensmans WHOOP sleep performance tomorrow. cant sleep when your on the phone w your trainer


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.6482 del
>>6480
you can delete your own posts as long as you provide a password when you post. it's not the most straightforward process to delete your own posts. you could try using the alternative Magrathea frontend, which provides a click menu.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.6483 del
Gee is also already a minute behind, tour of the alps really is the biggest psyop
atleast i didn't fall for him


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.6484 del
Landa :'(


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.6485 del
>>6483
is there a reason why its so consistenly a psyop? is it really hard enough that is saps the legs pre-giro or do only frauds do it so the level looks bigger than it is


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.6486 del
>>6482
Will do it for the posts that are meant to stay and be consistent.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.6488 del
>>6485
I think frauds go too hard while others are in full build modus, plus this year was shit weather too
I expect storer to blow up somewhere end of week 2 too


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.6489 del
Maybe because the really top guys almost never ride it. Not hard to look good jwabing a bunch of conti shitters.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.6490 del
>>6489
Colin STÜSSI, winner of the Volta 2023, riding the tour of the alps means nothing to you?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.6491 del
>>6480
"you can't win the race on the first stage but you can certainly lose it"


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.6492 del
(136.16 KB 796x710 1735428376733542m.jpg)
Rusbert isn't here so I'll do it for him..

>Stussi


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.6493 del
(29.16 KB 842x260 Capture.PNG)
I mean it's straight up cursed too
>2016 landa dnf due to illness
>2017 G motorcycle chute
>2018 Pinot fucking PNEUMONIA
>2019 sivasqueak regular fraud
>2021 yates did pretty well, started terribly
>2022 bardet covid after looking really good
>2023 gamershart breaks his hips after looking really good
>2024 fraud


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.6494 del
>>6493
>2015 porte chute
>2014 evans, just old
and then 2013 nibbles actually wins the giro
all comes back to him the voodoo master


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.6495 del
>>6488
Storer was good in Perry-Niece as well, I think he's set for a top-10 GC in the end


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.6496 del
>>6495
yeah but he was top 10 last year, surely you expect something more now


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.6497 del
vacek podiums TT tomorrow


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.6498 del
>>6497
real question is, will wout kwab to the tank pedersen


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.6499 del
>>6495
>>6496
Issa recency bias. He was just better than Arensman, he was Foss (hé) tier in P-N, he ended up high because he was an afterthought in a fuga.
Only one who may really hit off is Cararat but I think top watts mean top mass, body language and bucal fat doctor didn't see anything convincing in the afternoon sun.
I also hope not from a strategic reason of me not having him and a lot of people do have him. Schadenfreude and hoping neighbor's cow dies is ultimate.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.6500 del
>>6498
considering his post-race interview and almost getting dropped the illness thing seems like a non-psyop, cant see him beating fads and def not tardling/the GC TT boys


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.6501 del
Vaczech looks a bit like Sepp Kuss you know


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.6502 del
>>6501
GC MATHIAS


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.6503 del
>>6451
what a shitshow, God bless endchan


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.6504 del
(101.18 KB 800x769 1727689978133585.png)
I'm more interested in Roglic vs Ayuso TT tomorrow.
Ayuso isn't Mas or Landa or some other TT'let that Roglic can just casually put 30 seconds into. If anything Ayuso is a better TT 'er than this version of Roglic.
Ao for once Roglic might need to be the aggressor...could be fun.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.6505 del
(654.36 KB 688x918 2witter.png)
i have never seen a sportsman so universally coddled and patronized as wout. his team, the media and a large amount of fans treat him like a relative with dementia that you just need to be positive around and agree with them


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.6506 del
>>6504
we'll learn a lot about the uae roles and responsibilities also
they were surprisingly invisible today


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.6507 del
>>6505
It's like remco, the fact that the entire belgian media lives on these two certainly doesn't help


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.6508 del
>>6507
Media was full shizo here today


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.6509 del
>>6507
it's too much really, they try to one up eachother all the time


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.6510 del
(198.52 KB 1080x526 Screenshot_20250509-192951.png)
Someone has been going too hard with chatgpt


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.6511 del
>>6509
I think remco shares some part of the blame with his ridiculous behavior/interviews, but wout doesn't say much. His team maybe but it's mostly colomnist being delusional lately. He should probably give a call to Jan though


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.6512 del
>>6510
someone pressed the emergency shut down in todays ketamine party in the van


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.6513 del
>>6451
>>6451
It's amazing how we can't get rid of two extremely annoying off topic schizos that everyone hates


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.6514 del
>>6511
the remco stuff is tame compared to saint wout
nobodies throwing bidons at pogacar because he drops remco
I honestly thing we're at the point some deluded freak is gonna jump into pedersen or grug


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.6515 del
>>6510
>that'll be 50€ (plus tip)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.6516 del
>>6510
just when he started pushing ads real hard mhmmmmmmmm


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.6517 del
(14.96 KB 621x105 niet.png)
>>6512
>ywn travel the world watching cyclismo working remote from the pcs party bus


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.6518 del
>>6517
dude bikes around most world tour races
honestly it's the dream, I'd wash his van to tag along


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.6519 del
>>6510
PCS asked me to watch ads today in vert forceful manner


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.6520 del
>>6519
Maybe it's time to switch to first cycling after all


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.6521 del
>>6520
if they had good live coverage I would but it sucks


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.6522 del
>>6521
PCS is actually amazing at live coverage. I imagine he does it via listening to the radios plus what we see on the telly.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.6523 del
>>6520
I prefer PCS' layout and maybe I'm too lazy to learn a new one


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.6524 del
>>6517
>>6518
this is why it's hard to respect some of you lot claiming to be ciclismo enjoyers
what is actually stopping you from doing this?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.6525 del
>>6524
I'm not a digital nomad living out of my van, I have a job and a house here
I already cycle 12 hours a week and go watch half the spring classics here


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.6526 del
Praying for Landismo
He's in an albanian hospital after all


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.6527 del
(86.90 KB 550x400 1687792930090432.png)
>>6524
Having a job and family

I am very suspicious of this poster


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.6528 del
>>6526
dude’s going to lose a kidney


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.6529 del
(220.98 KB 634x791 08f811827d4c8a3763fe0a5b3f196e84-imagejpeg.jpg)
just spoke with me mom over giro
she's furious that landismo went all the way from sunny spain to dirty disgusting albania to chute there


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.6530 del
(15.89 KB 883x351 capture2.JPG)
>>6529
Bertina (a complete non attention payer) is even aware of Wou2


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.6531 del
>>6529
Your mum watches cycling? Based.
Mine asks me if Roglic won today whenever I visit her. I'm still trying to teach her the concept of flat stages.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.6532 del
>>6531
my parents know I'm a remking follower but my dad was kinda disappointed in his muslim arc
They also know about king kung because of me


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.6533 del
>>6525
>I have a job
grim


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.6534 del
(132.22 KB 1247x1187 1687208117641022.jpg)
>Women's Vuelta is only seven (7) stages
Isn't that just a stage race instead of a grand tour?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.6535 del
>>6531
Yes a lot as long it's on Eurosport, unless there's Poirot on on another channel


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.6536 del
>>6535
>Poirot
that explains your affinity for all things Belgian then


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.6537 del
>Mikel was immediately taken to the hospital, where examinations and a CT scan revealed that Mikel had suffered a stable fracture of the Th 11 vertebra. This will require Mikel to remain in a stable lying position for an extended period of time.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.6538 del
>>6537
It is over, but I guess this is what Landismo is all about, time for the vuelta


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.6539 del
>>6537
he'll be back for the Vuelta


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.6540 del
(37.28 KB 500x500 1728723849673161.jpg)
>>6537
C'est fini


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.6541 del
>>6534
yes well don't look up how long their tdf is


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.6542 del
(76.46 KB 1248x432 capture2.JPG)
>>6538
>>6539
Jay Vine was out for 4 months after his spine fracture. La Vuelta is in 105 days.

(double the /cyc/, double the (yous))


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.6543 del
>>6537
Het ist voorbij


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.6544 del
(29.55 KB 480x480 1711553394191640.jpg)
>>6537


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.6545 del
(1.99 MB 352x264 reading.gif)
>>6541
it's the same length as Paris-Nice.

(actually it's even shorter due to shorter stages)


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.6546 del
>>6545
atleast they have multiple climbs now
the one vollering won was just the tourmalet and nothing else


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.6547 del
>>6545
imagine a true three weeker upon the female peloton


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.6548 del
>>6542
I didn't specify which Vuelta, so let me rephrase it, he'll be back for the Vuelta 2026.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.6549 del
(7.96 KB 350x334 1688230344647733.jpg)
>>6537


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.6550 del
first GT with yellow cards, bussyato already on thin ice


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.6551 del
>>6537
I guess it doesn't really matter because no one expects him to control any climb (as shown by half his team being a sprint train), but that's a fairly big hit for Memco. He might have to fetch his own bottles in mountain stages, if Van Wilder isn't around.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.6552 del
>>6551
van wilder is already thinking about decathlon after the latest memco hate train on his team


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.6553 del
>>6552
I guess there's still Chessmann. Sometimes I still completely forget about him being part of QS.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.6554 del
>>6553
chessmann is worthless in the high mountains
but like you said it doesn't matter


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.6555 del
giro fever


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.6556 del
Grug will ride MTB cup in Czech'em in too weeks


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.6557 del
>>6556
will you go watch?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.6558 del
>>6556
bring you're piss jug


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.6559 del
/cyc/ling legend Bart BUIJK is racing against Colin STÜSSI in this conti shitter race this Sunday.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/radsportfest-marwil/2025/startlist


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.6560 del
Oh shit I have to make a Morbihan team. What the FUCK even is that fucking race


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.6561 del
(1.18 KB 151x28 Capture.PNG)
>>6559
come on bros, try better than this


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.6562 del
>/cyc/ is just three guys talking to a schizo
Grim


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.6563 del
>>6562
who cares


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.6564 del
>>6562
Poor rusbert being banned, do you think he at least lurks in here?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.6565 del
>>6562
We are /cyc/


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.6566 del
>>6562
Why are you talking about him?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.6567 del
(236.40 KB 1718x944 5.9.25 ride.png)
hot ride, heart rate monitor got wonky during tough efforts, pardon the burger units


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.6568 del
>>6567
>temp max 97F
phwoar


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.6569 del
so in other news:
a cagie ran over ulle, who was collected in the process, so the wielrennen page of HLN isn't just 7 articles that all use an image with Wout in it lol


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.6570 del
>>6569
the driver? lance armstrong


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.6571 del
>>6569
cagies delenda est


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.6572 del
ulle war SAABer


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.6573 del
>>6564
hope so


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.6574 del
>>6568
I'm terrible about starting late, I need to start prepping things while the race is still on


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.6575 del
(237.54 KB 457x346 Annotation 2025-05-09 222801.png)
link remains unclicked


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.6576 del
>>6569
what the FUCK


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.6577 del
Forgot to make a veloteam
My goombling season is officially over


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.6578 del
>>6550
guy was in tears after the race because he got the white jersey, would've been hilarious/a bit cruel if they relegated him and stripped it


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.6579 del
(50.62 KB 976x850 _95703069_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg)
>>6577
What the fuck why is my flag American


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.6580 del
(197.15 KB 605x494 Capture d'écran 2025-05-09 223107.png)
Sporza asking the important questions


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.6581 del
(104.51 KB 746x512 1628968215393.png)
>>6577
it truly is over


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.6582 del
>>6580
>Remco hjaelper in hospital


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.6583 del
>>6580
you dont need your vertebrae to carry bottles


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.6584 del
Aular kinda felt as if he disrupted the finish today. I wasn't pleased to see him. All he did was hinder Wout.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.6585 del
>>6584
>Wout would have won, if only []
How did you find this place from HLN


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.6586 del
(203.54 KB 736x550 Sparfel.png)
c'mon lol


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.6587 del
>>6586
We're already seeing AI-generated riders


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.6588 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
I am starting to think FRETIN may have been a mistake. This is just some guy who does well against Janneke and Mieke in GP Denderwindeke isn't it


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.6589 del
Back from a short 4 days vacations in czech republic.
just wanted to say to our local friend that i hope this place stays like this for a long time. Enjoy what you have.

My only gripe ( and i say this as someone who travelled across all continents ) is how cold you motherfuckers are. Any service industry worker either acts like they hate you or want to kill themselves.
People aren't especially friendly in everyday life either ( shoving you without saying anything ). Apparently its a cultural thing, but that's a bit disturbing.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.6590 del
>>6589
how many burgers? bertaczek left enough hints where he gets his burgers and Mexican food.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.6591 del
>>6588
>trusting a guy with literally 0 GT experience and 0 real climbing experience, litterally was almost timed out on Jebel Hafeet.

But i do respect going for risky picks, it could also very well kwab everyone


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.6592 del
>>6588
we'll see. I think having a pure sprinter for six credits who has had some decent results this year is fine.

His competition was what, Hayter, who has done nothing? Lonardi only other pick I considered but Fretin seemed to be in better form.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.6593 del
(194.00 KB 1242x1435 apmdw3chrk9z[1].jpg)
>>6589
glad you enjoyed it here
the weather was not that bad in the end


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.6594 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1669048445195963.png)
>>6589
This is coming from a FRENCH person? Have I been in a different France, if we're talking about rude people


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.6595 del
(11.19 KB 474x262 whitepersonsmiling.jfif)
>>6593
Honestly if I greeted an old friend who was wearing the expression on the right, I would think he was about to kill me


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.6596 del
(15.99 KB 304x221 1690181039567477.jpg)
>>6592
Lonardi was a terrible psyop from you Bert. I really hope nobody fell for that


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.6597 del
>>6595
Kek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.6598 del
>>6590
I did get some mexican tacos indeed, i went to Las Adelitas. I don't know if its bertaczek approved but it was good.

Other notable food place i remember :
Stridacka
Stejkarna Holesovice
Mikrofarma Praha

Others too but forgot the name


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.6599 del
>>6592
Moschetti was 6 too I think but it's been a while since he's done a GT


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.6600 del
(140.89 KB 1080x896 Screenshot_2025-05-09-22-50-00-531-edit_org.mozilla.firefox.jpg)
Oh yeah almost forgot. I found another covid dopeur. Very suspicious right? Big peak in 2020. It is Josef CERNY. Please explain Bertacek


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.6601 del
>>6598
Those are all very solid choices


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.6602 del
>>6589
Yes well, welcome to the Slav Mitteleuropa experience.
Feel like you're in charge?
Think again.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.6603 del
Aramburu and Cosnefwah have been a bit SHIT lately but I'm still picking them


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.6604 del
>>6603
It's a really shit field


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.6605 del
>>6600
Without the random giro win he would be consistent


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.6606 del
(12.67 KB 360x220 MM.png)
>>6586


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.6607 del
(221.25 KB 500x500 1672250062569997.png)
>>6606


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.6608 del
>>6598
where the FUCK are the schnitzel fotos


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.6609 del
>>6607
How come you retain your Dutch flag my autistic friend, but I am insulted with these stars and stripes?


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.6610 del
>>6609
>but I am insulted with these stars and stripes
Why? God decided to reflect on your posting patterns. He has instructed you to do better.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.6611 del
(46.91 KB 871x522 capture2.JPG)
>>6609
You can just choose your flag at the top


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.6612 del
(19.96 KB 590x459 Untitled.png)
>>6609
select a flag underneath the post form


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.6613 del
biking to the market to p*rchase some more cheeses


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.6614 del
I squeak


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.6615 del
(18.60 KB 474x632 cheesed to meet yu.jpg)
>>6614


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.6616 del
(289.57 KB 1920x660 2025-05-natsu-basho.jpg)
If you guys see a wild Slovenian, remind him sumo starts on Sunday.
Riding would be much more fun if they tried to push each other off the roads.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.6617 del
(46.26 KB 736x736 winking.jpg)
(moderately) BIG ride planned tomorrow.

Weather has been so shit this year that this will be like my second 3+ hour ride of the year.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.6618 del
Best cheese is the shite they put in frozen cheese bites. Tastes delicious and I don't care it's processed and unhealthy. No pecorino romano will ever taste as tangy.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.6619 del
>>6618
squeaky wisconsoid cheese curds beg to disagree


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.6620 del
>>6611
>>6612
Curious, I was certain it gave me Dutch when I came here a few weeks ago

Also, there's still no Dutch in that entire dropdown menu


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.6621 del
>>6616
>Riding would be much more fun if they tried to push each other off the roads.
not a good day to make that joke tbh see >>6447
while we have Slovenians, they decided to stay on 4chan.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.6622 del
>>6617
Very cool, as for me, some 100km, 1500m in the bohemian massif


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.6623 del
(9.76 KB 225x224 1590798224339.png)
>>6622
I just love big summer rides. We are really entering peak cyclisme season


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.6624 del
(443.38 KB 1024x768 1658330270749248.jpg)
>up to torteen degrees
not quite the summer


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.6625 del
(1.97 MB 264x480 1746784398160196.webm)
my flag is always SVENSKA and whenever I change it, it just jumps back the next reply. And the quick-reply doesn't have the flag option so I can't be bothered anymore.
I will continue my life as a sweaty swede


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.6626 del
>>6625
Ah, you got this from 4chan. Don't ask how I know.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.6627 del
(51.62 KB 660x574 1741205731303715.png)
>>6626
Hmmm, can't be wsg because there's nobody there but me, I don't know, tell me


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.6628 del
(3.75 MB 4000x3000 20250509_190404.jpg)
The time has come


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.6629 del
I feel as if we need our own thread albanian now


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.6630 del
>>6629
Shame, he seemed a decent chap


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.6631 del
>>6630
Yeah, I mean, other than the fact he was albanian.


Bert 05/09/2025 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.6632 del
>>6625
flag option at top also applies to quick reply


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.6633 del
(108.31 KB 1024x768 1721171918740277.jpg)
>>6628
I didn't take a followup picture but it was one of the great schnitzels I have ever made


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.6634 del
bh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-hdiaB6Duk [Embed]


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.6635 del
>>6589
>just wanted to say to our local friend that i hope this place stays like this for a long time. Enjoy what you have.
Lmao


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.6636 del
(3.72 MB 1280x720 1739725456655198.webm)
Going on a long ride.
Cyc better keep me updated on the race. Over and out.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.6637 del
Day 1 without Landismo


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.6638 del
>>6636
Enjoy friend, I'm stuck home with shit weather


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.6639 del
>>6637
Looking at the picture, the dude was fucking LEAN. Such a shame


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.6640 del
Big ride today with friends, sole steep hills in the mix.
Time to make them suffer a bit


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.6641 del
slept like a baby life is good


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.6642 del
>>6639
We suffer but persevere


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.6643 del
(8.82 MB 1920x1080 allez-opi-omi-tard.webm)
>>6621
All right, thanks!


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.6644 del
(178.54 KB 1878x1080 squeaky nurse.jpg)
>>3736
>whenever i think "im gonna be ok in two days" it turns out to be two weeks, best of luck
Damn, you were right. I'm really not used to being out for so long, it's really annoying.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.6645 del
>>6644
Ulle is that you?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.6646 del
(163.69 KB 1440x1080 Ulle velogoombling.jpg)
>>6645
yep
at least some time to adjusting


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.6647 del
(164.11 KB 1408x622 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-10 10-26-43.png)
(217.06 KB 1280x964 5834839803672250021.jpg)
Alright, weather not amazing but at least it didn't rain. Did some nice power, especially for the left sided assioma (I'm 47/53 usually). We are BACK


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.6648 del
(6.21 MB 4000x3000 20250510_103607.jpg)
Ride cancelled.
It's all gone wrong.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.6649 del
>>6648
What happened?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.6650 del
attritional race in the femmes


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.6651 del
(78.68 KB 640x640 thinking pepe.gif)
>>6633
so the one time you actually make a decent Schnitzel, you "forget" to take a picture?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.6652 del
(300.90 KB 1269x2090 ulle.jpeg)
Hello


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.6653 del
(2.16 MB 1454x1296 Screenshot 2025-05-10 at 10.55.24.png)


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.6654 del
(14.05 KB 249x249 1712424578403865.jpg)
>>6652
<another ulle


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.6655 del
(67.29 KB 730x606 Bildschirmfoto 2025-05-10 um 10.59.49.png)
>>6653
running a small pizzeria in a comfy town in the hills of Tuscany, sounds better than slaving away as a runner in the peloton tbh


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.6656 del
(52.12 KB 926x907 art02.jpg)


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.6657 del
>>6653
the good ending


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.6658 del
(441.44 KB 2048x1365 1.jpg)
(341.75 KB 2048x1073 2.jpg)
>>6655
He looks happy. Pizza looks mid though, ngl.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.6659 del
>>6656
This was to Norbert. >>6647


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.6660 del
>>6658
That's focaccia.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.6661 del
>>6658
Focaccia innit


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.6662 del
>>6660
>>6661
i thought he wasnt riding the giro this year?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.6663 del
>>6662
Kek, funny.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.6664 del
>>6660
Pizza al taglio. Pretty good too, if a bit less fancy than the napolitaine style. Rurale Italy you'll eat like a king for 7-8 euro in one of those. Perfect for post ride if you ask me


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.6665 del
(90.60 KB 886x590 pizza-drozdzowa-domowa-przepis.jpg)
>>6664
>Pizza al taglio
Doesn't that mean just pizza in pieces or cut pizza?
I know there are far more styles than the very thin plus puffy crust.
Hey, it is a style indeed, no wonder some random Polaks loved it, this is what we have had before "real" pizza came in.
Rectangular, yeasty, fat, dry and doughy pizza pie with ham, cheap cheese, shrooms and bad ketchup, made by mom or babcia.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.6666 del
(61.64 KB 792x660 image.jpg)
(47.80 KB 656x492 riccardoricc-ky5c-u32001321940078zyd-656x492corriere-web-sezioni_MASTER.jpg)
>>6655
For me, it's running a gelateria


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.6667 del
>>6665
Yeah it's what it means. There aren't that many style in Italy at least. It's basically Napolitan or Al taglio which looks like >>6658.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.6668 del
>>6666
Now this is what I call winning at life


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.6669 del
>>6667
I know there is at least romana and siciliana besides the famous neapolitana.
We don't count burger-invented pizza pies.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.6670 del
Flag already reset, the only annoying thing about this sekrit pleis.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.6671 del
>>6669
>burger-invented pizza pies
luv me a greasy 10$ burger-made pizza. easily the best slop food around, only good for when your feeling a bit piggish tho


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.6672 del
>>6655
He probably wrote that review himself. NEVER trust Albanians


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.6673 del
(433.14 KB 1000x1000 product-222407.jpg)
>>6671
What about a pizza burger


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.6674 del
Our Finnberts' local race young rival BORREMANS is driving his longest drive today.
And Bertele is racing tomorrow again.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.6675 del
>>6671
I loved that variety too, a Polish take on it at least.
Nothing was better than a huge "American style" pizza with all that grease, on a Sunday afternoon after watching football and sunbathing while drinking beer with the boys whole day.
But we do not count it to real styles.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.6676 del
I'm sure no one forgot to make their GP du Morbihan team


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.6677 del
>>6673
yucky


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.6678 del
>>6676
Made up race


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.6679 del
(688.04 KB 1024x683 IJH5X4DIIV7PFUDNXP4TVSCE5U.jpg)
>>6673
Heaven is pizzaburger as main course and chocolate pizza as desert


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.6680 del
(21.83 KB 250x167 1738153951081601.png)
>>6676
I had never heard of that race before until this year


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.6685 del
(63.05 KB 474x405 notuje01_bretagne.jpg)
Picks. >>6681


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.6686 del
>>6685
how the fuck is qwabendish consistently the highest pick sum. unironically impressive


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.6687 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
>>6685
Wait what, KUBISH got removed from the startlist like two hours ago? Good thing I went for SILVA in the end


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.6688 del
I had Bertiol but removed him when I saw Axelshit gave 5 stars


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.6689 del
>>6679
>>6673
fine dining with Dr. Oetker


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.6690 del
>>6688
Not even that bald fraud can prevent me from picking my boy


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.6691 del
>>6676
I did a team 3 days ago. Probably half of it is dns


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.6692 del
might actually watch the femmes tday. no promises THOUGH


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.6693 del
(2.04 MB 1080x1520 Screenshot_20250510-123636.png)
Giro fever at my wife hometown


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.6694 del
>Ineos Grenadiers are close to agreeing a multimillion-pound sponsorship deal with TotalEnergies that insiders believe will restore the team’s status as one of the strongest in the peloton.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.6695 del
>>6694
That's cool but what will happen to team TotalEnergie then?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.6696 del
>>6695
Samething going to happen to arkea.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.6697 del
(502.79 KB 976x850 1652059563774.png)
>>6694
>lets throw some more money at runners
>that'll fix things


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.6698 del
>>6686
>>6686
I spent years picking "my boys" with atrocious results. Now I just keep it incredibly safe.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.6699 del
(38.67 KB 900x675 024gVrPaaj-8VxdpfoCgSl.webp)
>>6686
The highest pick sum does not lead neccessary to the best result.
Trust me, I tried...


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.6700 del
Wonder if Tarling wins this ahead of GC guys. He probably wins the flatter longer one but today there is no guarantee.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.6701 del
>>6700
1.5km à 4.9% sounds doable


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.6702 del
>>6700
>hayter goes 46.6kmh at T1
should be fast enough koers for the big men, lets see if they have the watts.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.6703 del
(10.11 KB 248x277 1740740103842201.jpg)
>>6701
>>6702
Oh he is doing it, he is up there but I didn't pick him also because today is not a surefire win and not a surefire set of GC points.
Or maybe today is for a certain someone who is clearly on the up...


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.6704 del
>>6703
is getting pink the biggest moral victory of them all? best part is he can finish second and still get it


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.6705 del
>>6693
SOVL


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.6706 del
(125.60 KB 776x735 1736529029184057.png)
>>6700
short bursts in constant corners should favor him above everyone


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.6707 del
>>6705
Her mom said she's going to get me a bidon.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.6708 del
Hello

FUCK W*UT

Thanks for listening


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.6709 del
(729.37 KB 1063x790 map_painting.png)
course kinda looks like a swastika


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.6710 del
>>6709
That's a lot of corners, getting a bit worried for wout


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.6711 del
fogkino in the femmes


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.6712 del
I've got the key
I've got the secret
I've got the key to another way
I've got the key
I've got the secret
I've got the key to another way


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.6713 del
vollergoes


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.6714 del
>>6676
Didn't forget, but decided to stop caring now that I missed the Giro accidentally. Will probably only make a team for Tour


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.6715 del
>>6710
gonna be a chute comicale. my money is on giuseppe vine


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.6716 del
>>6715
He might actually take is easy after yesterday's chute


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.6717 del
>>6716
TT's are his only chance to not slave, i think he'll go for it


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.6718 del
was Reusser even supposed to be the best rider for movistar lol


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.6719 del
all demi needed was some squeaker friends that aren't mean to her


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.6720 del
big danothan hoole and edoardo affini currently on top, cant tell if that hill really is nothing or if the rest of the guys who have gone are all frauds


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.6721 del
(845.42 KB 1293x686 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-10 14-52-43.png)
Kern pharma drealing it in Bretagne


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.6722 del
GEPLAPPED


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.6723 del
>>6721
More like doping it in Bretagne


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.6724 del
What the FUCK, where did that pineapple come from on my flag


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.6725 del
>>6723
KEK, already started making fun of you, I am a Teutonic Tormentor for instance.
I could settle for PRVSSIA though.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.6726 del
OK, off for a quick shop run.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.6727 del
Pello barely breathing.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.6728 del
VINE


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.6729 del
King ZOG


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.6730 del
(125.56 KB 1106x1600 WhatsApp-Image-2022-10-30-at-3.43.43-PM.jpeg)
It's good.
The pain alows him to unlock his true self.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.6731 del
Arseman on the move


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.6732 del
>found a french eurosport steram
Based, it's insane how bad englo commentary is


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.6733 del
Vine should have gotten the same time yesterday


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.6734 del
>>6733
No. Just don't pick chuting frauds the next time


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.6735 del
(229.68 KB 510x290 Capture d'écran 2025-05-10 153942.png)
too close


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.6736 del
>>6733
just...don't chute?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.6737 del
Derek GEE? More like Derek GAY haha


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.6738 del
>>6734
it was 3.5km out, they've been playing around with extending it from 3km based on the course


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.6739 del
>>6738
are brandon gonna surprise in the roundabouts


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.6740 del
Joshua DARLING


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.6741 del
Barely beat the Vinester. Is it over for Tarling?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.6742 del
lmao what the fuck is with Arseman's legs


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.6743 del
why is vinester such a cartoon character


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.6744 del
Roglic somehow looks younger than a few year ago


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.6745 del
>>6738
They shouldn't. I have spoken


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.6746 del
>>6742
it’s so straight wth


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.6747 del
Astana drilling it for AlBERTo


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.6748 del
Atchooso drilling it off the ramp
expect a broken powermetre day


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.6749 del
luv r brandon, me


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.6750 del
(9.63 KB 966x148 Capture.PNG)
how was your ride bros
had a few beers too many after mine


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.6751 del
very ugly sprint in Morbihan


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.6752 del
aranberto dead


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.6753 del
its gonna be UAE 1/2/3 innit


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.6754 del
CHUTE Aranburu and mechanical Bettiol lol


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.6755 del
>>6753
nevermind I am retarded


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.6756 del
>>6753
nah


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.6757 del
Average by Ayuso


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.6758 del
Aranburu banned for the rest of the velodrama season


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.6759 del
it's a fun mix of stakes today, Mads vs Wout vs GC men vs TT specialists


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.6760 del
girmay is so fucking bad, they gave him too much freedom


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.6761 del
>>6757
just gotta stay close/ahead of the GC riders


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.6762 del
Kek, I thought Arambaru has to be good on this so Miquel went out.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.6763 del
>>6750
I'm gaan after the TT ends
the duvels will flow after that, and bbq


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.6764 del
>>6760
how many of us were fools and took both Aranburu and Girmay


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.6765 del
don't forget tomorrow they go again


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.6766 del
>>6765
George will give six hours to swap em out


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.6767 del
vacek pas normal


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.6768 del
(71.13 KB 944x676 Capture d'écran 2025-05-10 161705.png)
>>6765
Kino incoming


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.6769 del
Czech dopage


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.6770 del
Vaczech is a stud


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.6771 del
Even keeping DVERSNES was a better idea than adjusting for Arambaru. One fucking pas normal and everyone is falling for him again and again.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.6773 del
>>6771
I mean he chuted, he was there in the sprint
not like you can predict it, relax


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.6774 del
(63.05 KB 474x405 notuje01_bretagne.jpg)
Results. >>6772


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.6775 del
STORER STRONG


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.6776 del
>>6773
Oh, I didn't watch, went shopping. Still fuck him.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.6777 del
Acceptable time from Storer


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.6778 del
I smell a shart van fart for this.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.6779 del
Meh Yates.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.6780 del
anxious for Carapaz


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.6781 del
roglic back in town


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.6782 del
Rogla rapid.
Don't chute.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.6783 del
Ol' reliable Roglić. Just don't chute.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.6784 del
do trek also use the disgusting helmets
jesus christ end this


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.6785 del
ROGGERS


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.6786 del
ha ha wow


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.6787 del
godlic pas normal


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.6788 del
(144.30 KB 657x527 1656000794004.jpg)
FUCK. W*ut is going to win this. At least I can't watch so I will not be annoyed


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.6789 del
VAMOS RICHIE


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.6790 del
hope we get some fotos from the home race of are Brtek


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.6791 del
I clenched hard there


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.6792 del
whew crazy save from Carapaz


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.6793 del
(83.66 KB 736x813 garniak02.jpg)
>>6788
Please pay attention, I have already discussed this, one flag per opinion.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.6794 del
>aular is NC ITT


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.6795 del
why is mads rolling around a piece of shit


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.6796 del
chubby Wout


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.6797 del
inb4 2*ut gets kwabed again


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.6798 del
Catkiller not great. Which is great, fuck him.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.6799 del
>+38
not great not terrible


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.6800 del
MADS MADS MADS


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.6801 del
I appreciate the Danes doing D*nish stuff on 4/cyc/ not here.
Oh great, here it is >>6800


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.6802 del
>>6798
>still ree-ing about something that happeneds years ago

Jesus let it go,


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.6803 del
>>6801
fuck off you can cheer for riders here


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.6804 del
fraud van aars


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.6805 del
>>6801
calm down son


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.6806 del
(375.93 KB 581x481 Capture d'écran 2025-05-10 170044.png)
C'est fini


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.6807 del
>>6802
it was his neighbor's pet no less, he should have been banned from the sport for life


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.6808 del
>>6799
21s to achooso is amazing


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.6809 del
>>6802
Yes, always pointing out mentally ill people to non-autists who will bluepill themselves around facts.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.6810 del
CAM ON MADS


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.6811 del
>>6808
yeah, fair


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.6812 del
Moral victory.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.6813 del
yikes lmao Wout


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.6814 del
wout horrendous


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.6815 del
Maybe Wout is not winning this after all.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.6816 del
maglia rosa skinsuit does not flatter mads


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.6817 del
Mads looks labored


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.6818 del
This season is one long humiliation of Wout. Let the poor guy ride some statpadding races to build up his confidence again.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.6819 del
(8.52 KB 318x159 Untitled.jpg)
>where your maglia rosa wout
>wout
>wouter
>wouterrr


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.6820 del
>>6724
za dom spermi


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.6821 del
MADS MADS MADS


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.6822 del
this guy used to be a WC contender


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.6823 del
>Carapaz better than 2out in a TT


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.6824 del
(7.80 KB 475x405 1423677300242.png)
>>6774
I need more JUST reactions, running out.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.6825 del
MAAADS keep going


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.6826 del
roglic already having to carry the race, it's over for him


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.6827 del
Roglic Roos


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.6828 del
Rog can now wheel suck until Rome.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.6829 del
vacek almost in the pink jersey


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.6830 del
>>6826
The break gets it tomorrow


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.6831 del
>>6826
surely Bora boys want to gift it away soon


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.6833 del
>>6831
Mads is back in pink in 24 hours


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.6834 del
>>6832
excellent, fuck moto pacers


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.6835 del
>>6833
he's getting dropped on the big climb tomorrow


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.6836 del
>>6832
not really


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.6837 del
Bertacek do you take apprentices? I rode my gr*vel Colnago for 9 months with the wrong (non-wide) sram quark dub crank... no wonder that shit wobbled and creacket the whole time. how should I even know something like a wide version exists ffs


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.6838 del
>>6835
Unless Trek lets the break win, who is pacing to drop him on the climb? He is climbing better than Wout atm.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.6843 del
>>6837
Assioma sisters, we just keep on winning


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.6845 del
(58.34 KB 474x405 notuje01_giro.jpg)
Results. >>6844


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.6846 del
>>6845
yay


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.6847 del
>>6845
>first on stage has arensman and landa
karmic sways


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.6848 del
(1.50 MB 3024x4032 1717181076272005.jpg)
>>6843
switching back to me assiomas as we speak, just a bummer I bought the wrong charging adapter but I have a solution for that


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.6849 del
are they taking the ferry over from Albania then?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.6850 del
>>6848
Kek, maybe there is something with "central" europeans


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.6851 del
(2.83 MB 1280x720 2021-02-23 15-35-27.webm)
>>6845
>very slow burn rise
as intended
but...
why are there 60 (60!(sic))
Berrts?
I know, everyone complains about it every year...


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.6852 del
>>6838
I guess if they control the race all day so the breakaway isn't far off they wont have to drill the climb too hard for Mads. I just think all the sprint teams whose sprinters got dropped day 1 wont help Trek and neither will Bora who will probably like some shitter to take the jersey.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.6853 del
arensMAN downgraded to arensBOY


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.6854 del
that one photographer at corner plapp crashed probably got some crazy pictures, same corner carapaz almost crashed in


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.6855 del
>>6848
What I am looking at, are you firing a LAZER at you assioma?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.6856 del
>>6851
My ego's big enough for 6 berts


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.6857 del
>>6855
he modded his charger, please pay attention


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.6858 del
>>6851
landismo pickers will lose once they hit the mountains


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.6859 del
>>6852
Alternatively they could just go for the Red Bull sprint after 88 km. But yeah, it could be a tricky situation if a break forms with some strong climber types


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.6860 del
>>6857
>please pay attention
noooo, I am busy gayming
coofing, sleeping and gayming, such is life right now


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.6861 del
(253.19 KB 972x1025 1673022063739487.png)
Looks like my jinx on W*ut worked perfectly


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.6862 del
>>6853
I don't understand how someone can be consistently bad in the first week for 3 years in a row


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.6863 del
>>6862
The pressure, Bert. Can only do well when GC is already fucked anyway


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.6864 del
>>6863
Tom Poomoulin has poisoned his mind, he was good at DSM


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.6865 del
(807.73 KB 659x850 William-Blake-paradiselost-eden-edit.png)
>>6862
it's not worth it, thymen
>have some kiwis
it's not worth it, thymen
>have some kiwis
its not worth it, thymen
>have some kiwis


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.6866 del
(18.71 KB 500x500 squeaker very silly.jpg)
>>6865


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.6867 del
(62.46 KB 1154x577 Thymen-Arensman-1154x577.jpg)
>>6865
>you're shit in week 1
just give up
>you're going to crash
work for bernal
>apples are dangerous
everyone is watching you
>the demons are speaking to me


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.6868 del
>>6862
incapable of training on his own, the Ulle special


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.6869 del
>>6868
but it's not training, he just gave an interview on how he's psyopping himself into being bad
his team is failing him
at DSM he rode in an attacking carefree manner and had success, not a world beater by any means but still a good rider


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.6870 del
>>6855
I ordered the wrong favero charger, it does not fit over the assiomas I have. so I broke open the case, taped the +/- contacts directly on the exposed pins on the assiomas and put the magnets on to keep good contact. its gypsy electronics but it works


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.6871 del
didn't fully cognize how hard that albanian climb is tomorrow. 10.5k 7.5% is tuff


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.6872 del
>>6871
weird stage to predict


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.6873 del
>>6871
almost Alpe huez tier really


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.6874 del
Back from me ride, looks like I missed a juicy ITT for a change


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.6875 del
Ayuso is still yet to have the best of all of his teammates in a GT ITT.

He is a good time trialist, but you'd think he is Pogacar or Vingegaard level the way some people talk about his chances every time there's a time trial. In reality, his best TT results are still from beating out of form guys in March or April.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.6876 del
I was overtaken by a Ford Model T today. I guess the combustion engine is superior to using pedals.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.6877 del
Bora were clearly planning to peak for this.
Whole team did ok in TT and they were on point yesterday too.
Maybe shitting on them was a bit premature.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.6878 del
(383.45 KB 5057x1589 BIG Ride_1000.png)
>>6750
pretty hot down, pretty cold up


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.6879 del
>>6877
nobody shit on their GC team, it's their classics team they bought that's dogshit


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.6880 del
>>6875
he has beaten both Remco and Ganna in a TT, even if they weren't quite in peak shape that's still impressive


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.6881 del
>>6878
wish I had some longer climbs


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.6882 del
>>6878
juicy juicy rampas

>>6881
same


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.6883 del
>>6878
Deceptive profile I must say


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.6884 del
>>6872
it will depend on if the break that forms can climb faster then mathias vacek. wildcard if some GC shitter gets caught out and someone starts hard pacing


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.6885 del
>>6884
honestly derek gee should just go already
why wait


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.6886 del
>>6884
GC will be tested just too tempting not to


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.6887 del
>>6869
The strict rules in Picnic might help some riders that can't think for themselves. Famous /weakmind/ Big Tom had his best years in that team.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.6888 del
>>6881
>>6882
plenty of curvas too, but it's one hour from me place (not much from burger perspective, i know)
>>6883
why?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.6889 del
>>6888
500m climb shouldn't look like that


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.6890 del
(474.83 KB 820x559 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-10 19-47-16.png)
I love this guy


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.6891 del
(15.99 KB 304x221 1725039491489480.jpg)
>>6890
I mean a normal person would be upset about this....


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.6892 del
(57.89 KB 2378x511 Annotation 2025-05-10 194946.png)
>>6889
I know, but everything shows hills more pronounced except maybe our boy Bertollo


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.6893 del
(215.86 KB 1331x836 Capture d'écran 2025-05-10 195732.png)
>>6892
I think strava does a decent job at it


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.6894 del
(721.74 KB 1907x1430 Capture3.JPG)
>>6878
VERY big ride, VERY strong work.

I cut my BIG ride a bit short at only 62km and 700m vert but the winds were very blustery today and I was getting very sketched out on fast descents.

In related news, I did hit a new speed record of 87 km/h during a descent with tailwind


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.6895 del
>>6891
Your guy is too jolly even if a little dim. Hard not to feel right about him.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.6896 del
(548.61 KB 1644x737 Capture d'écran 2025-05-10 201017.png)
Lmao at the spanish TT champ


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.6897 del
(1.15 MB 1479x1973 Capture3.JPG)
(1.15 MB 1479x1973 Capture3.JPG)
>>6894
Also, it was my first time on the local river road since the road was destroyed by a storm last year. One of the local rampas has been turned into a cobbled climb as the asphalt was destroyed in the storm.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.6898 del
>>6897
it's not the climbing on cobbles that's difficult, it's the descending


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.6899 del
>>6897
Poor man's Belgium.
Not bad.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.6900 del
>>6898
yes well I'm not paid to do that, so I didn't come back home thru that route


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.6903 del
(63.05 KB 474x405 notuje01_bretagne.jpg)
GC. >>6901


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.6904 del
(30.62 KB 474x484 9389b55ce09bc863506061fec856e5bf.jpeg)
>>6903
>+1 into /ELITE top 11/
>Now have a tinted score for classics
Bueno. After years of shit results, THIS WILL BE THE YEAR. I just need to hit on the GTs (which will be easy, correct?)

Also why are you suddenly Bretagne


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.6905 del
>>6904
bc we racing in bretagne


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.6906 del
(57.20 KB 233x233 2bd.jpg)
>>6905


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.6907 del
>>6903
what do you mean I have to make another team for tro-bro


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.6908 del
>>6907
its an easy race anyway, just pick DE LIE duh


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.6909 del
>>6908
Who?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.6910 del
>>6908
he will be back for Rund um Kölle, where grannies try to assassinate the riders with their strollers


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.6911 del
Where the FUCKING FUCK is SPARFEL


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.6912 del
finally a goomble where its not complete suicide to pick mha boy madouas. home roads too


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.6913 del
(96.04 KB 705x527 1590797153133.jpg)
>>6907
I forgot how exhausting the classics velogame is


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.6914 del
(45.58 KB 1803x423 Annotation 2025-05-10 203900.png)
Stage 3 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pedersen 2.75
>Aert 11
>Pidcvck 15
>Vacek 19
>Toro 29
>Scaroni 29
>Ulissi 29
>Strong 29
>Bilbao 34
>Groves 34
>Ayuso 41
>Roglic 41
>Steinhauser 41
>Vendrame 41
>Aular 41
>Kooij 51
>Fiorelli 51
...
>Vine 67
>Carapaz Montenegro 81
>Bowman 81
>Bardet 101
>Gee 101
>Double 151
>Bennett 151

>mads is an outright favourite on an alpesque profile stage
what a world we live in


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.6915 del
What happened to Kubis at Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper

I did not pay attention


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.6916 del
(127.46 KB 657x527 1684195427425814.png)
>>6914
Maybe first stage for the break? Flat finish but I can't imagine any of the sprint teams will be working to bring it back aside from Lidl with that climb


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.6917 del
>>6914
I've seen enough, Vacek in pink tomorrow


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.6918 del
>>6914
cheeky tenner on WOUT


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.6919 del
>>6918
might as well set it on fire


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.6920 del
>>6919
doubter begone


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.6921 del
>>6907
One of the best race of the season tbqh


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.6922 del
(525.56 KB 669x889 Capture.PNG)
damn he's aged, is that the muslim way
soon his aero skin will be gone


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.6923 del
>>6914
I can see someone randomly cracking if it's ridden hard. The flat part at the end might be 10 km too long for that, though.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.6924 del
>>6922
Looks ok, just the receding hairline


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.6925 del
(877.73 KB 656x484 Capture.PNG)
that knee is so fucking disgusting


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.6926 del
>>6925
looks like infected with maggots


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.6927 del
(113.03 KB 846x546 pasta ride.png)
next thing I score will be a BIG plate of barbecue


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.6928 del
>>6925
knee projects his inner state of mind


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.6929 del
Uhm polebert I'm not in the stage 2 results for the giro, what gives?
I'm kasia's jersey


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.6930 del
>>6929
you are, at place 50


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.6931 del
So who is the shitter that gets pink tomorrow?
My money is on Nairoman.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.6932 del
>>6927
lovely climb, looks like some steep ramps in there.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.6933 del
>>6931
one of the astana grande's, ulissi/conci/scaroni[/masnada lol] aren't good enough to do well in GC but all top 50 GC and good enough to clean a breakaway and point grubbers should try for it. maybe even fortunato if they let him but doubt it


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.6934 del
>>6931
Jefferson Alveiro


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.6935 del
>>6933
Yea nobody is letting Fortunato in the break after the sulphur he showed lately.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.6936 del
>>6930
strange, the image was cropped to 36th place while phonebrowsing


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.6937 del
(96.87 KB 1250x625 alb3.jpg)
RedBull™ bonification sprint is before the alb d'huez tomorrow, if RCS wanted any fun they'd put it at the top of the climb. realistically doesn't play a factor, if there's inexplicably no break at that point in the race Mads can secure pink though.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.6938 del
what if hindlel goes in the break? will uae send del stier??


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.6939 del
>>6938
I think they'd have to. I think it's also the most fun outcome for tomorrow as it opens the UAE betrayalfest path. I've also thought that tomorrow's stage isn't too different from the Tour stage that Hindley won, but with more flat at the end which might kill any fun.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.6940 del
(267.95 KB 657x525 1660744519238563.png)
BREAKING: SPARFEL has been added to the Velogame


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.6941 del
>>6939
OTOH if uae sends out vinester or mcnougat to be a satellite runner, who do the borabois counter with? Pellizzari?


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.6942 del
What if W*ut did a horrendous TT on purpose, so he can take minutes in a breakaway and then go for GC!


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.6943 del
>>6942
now you're thinking flemish


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.6944 del
(10.41 KB 304x221 1714227063523755.jpg)
>>6939
Yea cut 20km from the ending and we might have gotten pure betrayal kino.
But life sucks east of the iron curtain. Such is life.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.6945 del
>>6944
still plenty of kinoppourtunities for tomorrow. surely the runners will make the race.


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.6946 del
come right down for everyone's favourite coupe de france game, the Uno-X Roulette! spin the goomblewheel on which Norwegian runner will top10 this time! Will it be Abrahamsen? Tiller? Dversnes? The Hippopotamus of Mandal? Who knows? Come spin the wheel! spin the wheel! Just dont guess wrong, there are velopoints at stake!


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.6947 del
(24.65 KB 250x238 1653478812520.jpg)
That Danish retard has completely lost it. 5 stars for Kaas Bol of all places


Bert 05/10/2025 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.6948 del
>>6947
he's taking the weekend off it seems. corbino so-called STRONG is four stars in the giro optakt as well


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.6949 del
(69.83 KB 447x447 full.jpg)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.6950 del
>>6949
just perused his strava - looks like he's at the visma TDF camp which means they haven't dropped him (yet). looking optimistic for us seppbelievers. imagine the squeaking if he shows up to the tdf as a top3 grimpeur in the race. a meiguo can hope


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.6951 del
>>6950
I would be going ballistic on my Chesterfield if a certain Zeb Goose made a decisive attack on a BIG mountain stage to take the victory


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.6952 del
the fearsome train of are sepp and matty o'jorgens on the cols of franzia will be powerful and dynamic


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.6954 del
heh seppkuss now that was a runner (notorious bad guy)


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.6955 del
(8.71 KB 957x125 Capture.PNG)
short ride before a mother's day feast


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.6956 del
Wise BERT wins in Bohemia


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.6957 del
(105.56 KB 1024x660 1740931130193338.png)
>Can't pick pichon for tro bro


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.6958 del
>>6956
And HERZOG gets humbled, loses the GC to polish superstar Jan Michal JACKOWIAK


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.6959 del
Saw a boomer on a V5RS yeserday on my ride. I dropped him on my gravel bike lmao


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.6960 del
(85.03 KB 750x1000 polska.jpg)
>>6958
My Jean-Michel.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.6961 del
(48.19 KB 1124x1043 1711133574750080.jpg)
These flags do be wildin.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.6962 del
(38.21 KB 435x420 1739683758428062.jpg)
>>6959
Yesterday I saw a Fred on a Pinarello chute at the traffic light because he forgot to unclip.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.6963 del
>>6962
kek


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.6964 del
I am trying to adjust but it only changes my team for the next race, what the FUCK


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.6965 del
>>6964
the race has started


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.6966 del
(10.10 KB 304x221 1746089950234565.jpg)
I have decided I want GautheRAT, if he wins and he is not in my team due to an error, consequences will never be the same


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.6967 del
>>6965
Yeah but NOT 5 minutes ago when I ADJUSTED


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.6968 del
>>6967
>its a 'bert adjusts his team into complete garbage 2 minutes before the race starts and is now unable to revert' edition
many such cases heh no refunds


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.6969 del
Oh he is in my team. Crisis averted.
>inb4 the runner I adjusted OUT wins


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.6970 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wpHU0p9fJuA [Embed]
Reminder that this is the only place to watch the race. Eurosport is probably putting ** *** on it anyway


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.6971 del
(164.49 KB 611x873 Capture d’écran du 2025-05-11 12-20-43.png)
Lmao


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.6972 del
>>6971
What? There are no ads on pcs


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.6977 del
https://x.com/trobroleon/status/1921504133590204892
Lmao the race is going to be wild.
>>6972
Not for pro users, indeed


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.6978 del
(63.05 KB 474x405 notuje01_bretagne.jpg)
Picks. >>6973


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.6979 del
>>6978
Why did Berts pick Venturini? He's a 50 kg twink.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.6980 del
(51.63 KB 729x545 1714900594298808.jpg)
>>6978
unexpected count of 98/100 credit teams


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.6981 del
>>6978
You mean the local guy, famous CX and that finished 2nd last year? I don't know


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.6982 del
>>6979
SURELY you know he is a CX runner


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.6983 del
>>6979
I guess previous performance and form...


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.6984 del
(220.98 KB 634x791 08f811827d4c8a3763fe0a5b3f196e84-imagejpeg.jpg)
He finished second after DE LIE who is junior tier runner
Real runners will put 10 minutes into him


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.6985 del
>>6980
>needing more than 82
I am saving my velocoins for the BIG races


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.6986 del
>>6961
welcome to the rice fields Bert


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.6987 del
>>6984
102kg Wærenskjold will run him over


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.6988 del
>>6977
Kino incoming


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.6989 del
>four (4) Berts copied that Danish idiot with Kaas BOL
I want names so they can be shamed


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.6990 del
>>6971
haha


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.6991 del
Off for a short ride, will try a ribinou path but not very far from home if I have a crevaison.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.6992 del
>Aranburu DNF


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.6993 del
>>6992
What a surprise after yesterday.
also
>3 Berts


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.6994 del
(52.90 KB 600x500 1745644925224935.jpg)
>picking sojberg


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.6995 del
>>6993
Yeah he got demolished. I guess there are Berts who STILL do not pay attention


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.6996 del
effort done time for comfort and cyclismo


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.6997 del
we need a new bread btw. I bake one quickly.


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.7001 del
NEW THREAD:
>>6998
>>6998
>>6998


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.7008 del
>>6978
Qwabendish on quite a run here


Bert 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.7170 del
Pello riding like a snake


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.7502 del
(616.44 KB 4000x3788 1691312523076481.png)
I don't like seeing a thread at 997 instead of a nice 1000


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.7503 del
(56.14 KB 828x840 FJCaxE7UYAYmELc.jpg)


Bert 05/12/2025 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.7504 del
There we go


Top | Catalog | Post a reply | Magrathea | Return



No cookies?