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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No. 4970
/elite/ edition

>Current and upcoming races
WT
03.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
04.05 - 10.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
04.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
04.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
08.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
08.05 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.1 WE
09.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
09.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
11.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
11.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
13.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
14.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro WE
14.05 - 18.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
14.05 - 18.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
16.05 - 18.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
17.05 ZLM Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
18.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
20.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>3958


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.4971 del
Lenny is a maniac lmao, that corner was SCARY


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.4972 del
rip Lenny


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.4973 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.4974 del
good effort by lenny, it was always a lost battle


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.4975 del
it was always hard against almeida, but lenny might defend himself from vine


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.4976 del
if someone taught the French to time trial they would be a cycling powerhouse


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.4977 del
So Remco not that uberstrong, Bettiol definitely pas normal.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.4978 del
fortunato being a TTlet costing don vino valuable UCI pointos. lorenzo will be put on the 1.1 italian farming schedule as punishment


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.4979 del
>>4978
probably the best TT he's ever done


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.4980 del
Italians happy about Fortunato keeping 4th.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.4981 del
really good by Lenny all things considered


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.4982 del
>>4976
lenny isn't even that bad for a frenchie, just not good enough in a world where every proper GC rider is at least a top 15 time trialist in the world


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.4983 del
>>4979
easily but he might be one of the worst TT'ers in the peloton relative to climbing ability, which is saying a lot with the amount of feckless sudakas in the pedalton


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.4984 del
>>4977
surely they audible him into the giro, right?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.4985 del
gianetti is such a ghoul


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.4986 del
Gianetti is such a scary looking motherfucker


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.4987 del
biggest loser of this race once again picnic with almost no UCI points


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.4988 del
>>4984
I hope, at least dogshit ULISSI and KANTER who is barely going to have a finish to contest are replaceable.
>pls veloman don't make him 12 points


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.4989 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.4990 del
>>4985
Don't steal my comments before I post them, thank you


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.4991 del
another 348 gc points in the bag

what a day for vino's boys


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.4992 del
How was KÜNG so shit anyway. Terrible


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.4993 del
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>>4989
Christ.
This man needs a hat.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.4994 del
>>4988
mandatory picks:
>mads
>rog
>john ayuso
>storer
>bettiol
>stork
>bernal
>groves
that'll be 200 velocoins bert


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.4995 del
>>4992
biggest disappointment today for sure


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.4996 del
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Well the fun is now over, time to push in some watts ourselves


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.4997 del
I can get by in French, but boy am I envious of Europeans who are fluent in 3+ languages


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.4998 del
>>4994
What about W*ut


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.4999 del
>>4994
I will never recover from the debt hole I will dig for meself.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.5000 del
>>4994
>kneepain groves
no thanks


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.5003 del
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disgusting provisional from the wolfpack. why two sprinters [hayter doesnt count]. surely they have better climbers then garofoli and knox to bring, waar schachmann, mauri and van wilder. cant wait to see hayter fluff up a leadout and ruin their sprint


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.5004 del
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Results. >>5001 >>5002


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.5005 del
>>5004
EASY top 10, everything as planned


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.5006 del
>>5004
hm I do not have ROCHAS


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.5007 del
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>>5004


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.5008 del
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>>5004
>lost on assist points
romeo my son why did you abandon me


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.5009 del
>>5006
Yes, my mistake, I removed one useless column so there was a left shift of one column and this is a leftover from a previous race that included in the copy as it was populated.
ROCHAS and GAUDU both have 2 points.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.5010 del
Vinoboys keep on farming


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.5011 del
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UAE who?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.5012 del
>>5011
DSM is so fucked


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.5013 del
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Bertollo's girl is at Visma? What happened to him btw, I don't think he's back on 4cuck either


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.5014 del
>>5013
I saw the giro profiles posted some days ago, maybe he's also just tired of it all


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.5015 del
>>5014
Understandable


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.5016 del
What kind of name is Angus Halle? Not even De Lie's parents named him after a cow.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.5017 del
>“What the fuck! How can the organization of a Grand Tour be so amateurish?”, asks Paris-Roubaix winner Pauline Ferrand-Prévot in a message on social media that has since been deleted. “Was the jury asleep when they had to check our bikes? We were there 20 minutes before the start, for the check, and two of our riders weren’t ready in time. We kept telling the jury to go, but it looked like they were just chilling.”

>Ferrand-Prévot also has no good words for the UCI jury members. “We put so much preparation and effort into it, for nothing. We are now losing so much time in the general classification. Hey UCI, you want a fair sport, but this is not the way to do it,” says the French leader of Visma | Lease a Bike.

>Uno-X rider Anouska Koster also spoke out about the situation. “We arrived late at the start because of one of the teams ahead of us. We got to the bike checkpoint a good 15 minutes early, but because another team arrived later, we had to wait and our checkpoint wasn’t ready in time,” she told ProCyclingUK. “We had no idea we were supposed to start because no one was telling us the time. So we weren’t in the grid yet, so we weren’t clipped in and there was no countdown. We ended up leaving ten seconds late.”

Simmer down wagie, UCI works at their own pace


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.5018 del
>>5004
excuse me but I'm first in the official results, I'd like a recount please


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.5019 del
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not a fan of this strategy being good enough for a top-10


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.5020 del
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>>5018
Already fixing it, should be fine now.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.5021 del
>>5019
But that's how you win in the long run, pick the favorites and refrain from trying some clever shit with high variance.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.5022 del
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second Giro win in the bag


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.5023 del
>>5019
But this is how you win


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.5024 del
>>5023
>>5021
and I said I don't like it


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.5025 del
>>5024
based anti bore team


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.5026 del
>>5022
HOW BIG WAS THE WATTAGE RICHARD
HOW BIG WAS THE NUMBER AHHH TELL US AHHH


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.5028 del
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GC. >>5027


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.5029 del
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>>5028
heh time to fuck it all up with a shitty giro team


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.5030 del
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>>5028
Worst stage race of the year for me. My 4-6 pointers were fine, but holy shit Vlasov/Christen/Plapp were fraudulent


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.5031 del
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>>5030
In contrast, the winning team. It always looks so obvious in retrospect


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.5032 del
>>5030
can't believe people still believe in kabouter plapp to be honest, dude couldn't even confirm in the tour of hellas


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.5033 del
>>5030
>Plapp
>fraudulent


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.5034 del
>>5031
many a goombler was let down by vine in the past, thats a true goomble pick


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.5035 del
>>5030
Yes well, you should have been paying attention, Sasha is shit this year like the whole BORA-RB outside of Roglić and Lipowitz.
And the route was not Brapp friendly this year. Plus he got by ZABIELINSKAYA's son.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.5036 del
I'm ready to agonize over my Giro team for a week


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.5037 del
>>5036
Scaroni will be 10 points and I will close the game


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.5038 del
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damn if you want roglic you pay top coin


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.5039 del
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>>5038


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.5040 del
>>5029
All our hopes against a boring win is on you bert, don't you fail. I'll pick bettiol for the both of us


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.5041 del
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>>5039
maybe this isn't final because some questionable guys in sprinter like BRENNER and EULALIO


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.5042 del
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Yes, very thrilling, woohoo.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.5043 del
Surely (you) will pick the correct BAIS right? Wouldn't make the mistake of picking the wrong BAIS now would (you)


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.5044 del
whole thing screams do not pick roglic even though he will probably win


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.5045 del
>>5042
well I have to pick my boy Mads so I guess this will be my team


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.5047 del
>>5041
It is not final yet, only place where POELS is is wildcard.
But my team is not going to change much, probably downgrade to cheapest possible climber #2 and an upgrade to a 6er on wildcard.
You'd have to indeed not pick Roglić at all which is simply dumb. Of course there is also the tramadol factor so a non-zero chute probability.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.5048 del
>>5046
Ooh, Nico DANCE is there.
Not going off Cicco though, and already adjusted for PLUIMERS as wildcard.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.5049 del
>>5046
now thats a proper 4 pointer


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.5050 del
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>>3324
Better watts and feeling than last week the same route, also HR is laughably low, weird.
Strong and CHILL wind, holy shit


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.5051 del
>>5050
HR low means tired usually


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.5052 del
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I love hookless tubeless


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.5053 del
>>5052
I love tubes


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.5054 del
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>>5052
Not sure this would've sealed much


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.5055 del
>>5052
>>5054
what the heck happened there


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.5056 del
>>5050
nice if trends continue you'll get to double digit heart rate before the end of the decade


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.5057 del
>>5055
Just replacing sealant. I do it once a year if not changing tires. It dries up and turns to rubber and I try to peel the old stuff out as much as possible


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.5058 del
>>5057
ah yes I know just never had it look like that, never had no tire last me a year


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.5059 del
>>5038
Absolutely no reason Roglic should be 6 points more expensive than Ayuso.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.5060 del
>>5059
They're both mandatory picks anyway


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.5061 del
>>5057
It looks a bit like wood shavings if you don't squint too much. Wondered what element of your wheel would shed some splinters kek.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.5062 del
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Overall the inflation has gotten crazy and makes goombling far less enjoyable. Making all runners +10 being 2 points cheaper would be a very welcome nerf plus Rolgić should be 4 points cheaper.
Equal, constant values for everyone, much more fun, no superuberteams.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.5063 del
I do NOT want a shitty team full of shitters. I will NOT pick Roglic. For now


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.5064 del
>>5063
You'll pick roglic, ayuso and mads, stop lying


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.5065 del
>>5064
I'll skip on ayuso and get my boy Landa


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.5066 del
Wait where is it. I don't see SHIT on the site


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.5067 del
>>5062
it has become much less about picking riders and more about making the least bad compromise while picking the big riders


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.5068 del
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Are these screenshots fake? What the FUCK is going on. If I change the url from last year it says 403 Forbidden


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.5069 del
>>5068
I'm friends with George


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.5070 del
>>5069
I KNEW it


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.5071 del
>>5068
All this time in this general and you still don't have the OnlyBerts premium?


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.5072 del
>>5051
Yes, I am tired boss
But that means it's working, right?
>>5056
And a 0 heart rate in couple of decades!


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.5073 del
On the other hand this may be quite a good experience of being done with your team in mere minutes and then enjoying the race because there are no real uncertainties about your stupid team - everyone else has the same team and the few adventurous who don't will have to sweat it out. Those who hit jackpot, kudos, but I am enjoying the race so I can't be spastic about goombling ok thx bye.

There would be only pleasant little surprises when your shitter would get in a fuga or stay with G1 until final pas normals.


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.5074 del
>>5073
but the joy is in picking some low cost breakaway king


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.5075 del
>>5073
Took a break from it last year and it felt good. Clearly let you enjoy the race more


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.5076 del
>>5075
Actually might give up this year too. I'm 10th anyway, I already lost


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.5077 del
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Well I put my first tire on backwards so had to take it off and turn it around. In the process of doing this (which made a massive mess to begin with), somehow the sealant bottle exploded and tipped over.

Bertina heard my screams of rage while walking the dog down the street


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.5078 del
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>>5075
I do like Velogames because it makes me care about every race and learn a lot about the parcours and riders.

I wish I wasn't so retarded with my picks tho


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.5079 del
>>5077
>its a bertacek mechanic episode
>bald eagle of freedom edition
hallelujah how I missed those!


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.5080 del
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>>5079
please do not compare me to that man

he creates mechanical problems hitherto unknown to science


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.5081 del
>>5080
this is uncalled for, i have gotten much better lately


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.5082 del
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>>5081
how are your new pedals


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.5083 del
>>5080
>>5081
we gotta get you on the sauce (tubeless) is all I'm saying
haven't had an "incident" in too long 2bh, that assioma fiasco was them fucking you with software """"updates"""" that doesn't count, doesn't hit the spot
doesn't scratch the itch


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.5084 del
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>>5082
pushing mediocre pedals


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.5085 del
i mean watts


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.5086 del
>>5083
i actually have a spare tubeless tyres in my storage from when i ordered the carbon wheels, they were free of charge


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.5087 del
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>>5030
shut up


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.5088 del
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>>5087
>Picking David Gaudu in the Year of Our Lord 2025


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.5089 del
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>>5088
yes well he did beat Damien Howson back in February so he's clearly in great shape


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.5090 del
surely it will open tomorrow


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.5091 del
>>5090
one day with no goombling and berts are already getting withdrawals [womens race doesnt count].


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.5092 del
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>>5089
this was my actual thought process. need to lobotomize myself for the giro and only pick favourites


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.5093 del
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Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.5095 del
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>>5094
is this posted by the organizers. mildly creepy


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.5096 del
>>5094
haters will call it cringe
I say its funny and cute


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.5097 del
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>Tiroler Speck
>bunch of skinny ciclistas


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.5098 del
I sustained some BIG leg damage today but it was worth it to score fat watts in the sunshine


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.5099 del
>>5094
why bring an alpaca


Bert 05/04/2025 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.5100 del
>>5099
the beast (hopefully) stays home


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.5101 del
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>>5100
exactly, please understand my joke


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.5102 del
>>5101
please understand my understanding of you're joke
it's rather nuanced, you see


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.5103 del
how is kooij's shape for il giro. i know he got ubercollected but is he back or is he "back".


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.5104 del
>>5103
He was on the bike again after a few days


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.5105 del
>>5097
had me look up if Team Mendelspeck was still a thing and apparently it is.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.5106 del
>>5094
Good morning, now I need Tiroler Speck!


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.5107 del
STAUNE-MITTET, BARRENETXEA, and HAYTER are my supersekrit pics for the giro, PLEASE dont steal.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.5108 del
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Did some short raping before going to P*ris for some HR bullshit meeting. I hate sncf btw


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.5109 del
>>5107
Yes, these guys will all be worth an insurmountable price of 6 or more, we cannot take such a hit, this is a lean year mister.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.5110 del
>>5109
if he really is 26 points might have to go rogless. alot of good [hopefully] cheap runners and not enough rogwinslol, especially with john ayuso here


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.5111 del
>>5107
Barrenetxea will be in sprinter anyway so you won't be able too


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.5112 del
>>5108
Funny, france is a role model here for when we finally build our high-speed train system in 2150


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.5113 del
>>5108
Ticket system of SNCF is horrible
>dude tell me when you’re born and where you live and marriage status for a simple ticket


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.5114 del
>>5112
The trains are fine is just they strike all the time


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.5115 del
>>5108
>I hate sncf btw
heh, train tickets in France have such high fantasy prices. and I always feel cramped inside a TGV.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.5116 del
>>5115
Yeah, if it's close to vacations I just take the plane now. No strikes and less expensive


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.5117 del
>>5107
my secret pick will be Sir Thomas Pidcock


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.5118 del
it is OPEN berts


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.5119 del
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Boom


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.5120 del
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Roglić 2 dollars cheaper, Mads 4, LET'S GO.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.5121 del
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Ez


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.5122 del
>>5121
I think my only real doubt is if it is indeed FORTUNATO+SCARONI or STORER+[shitter].


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.5123 del
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Okay so there is a 4 pointer literally eveyone will have. Usually I keep quiet about secret picks but someone will ruin it anyway. It is STORK. Going to need a strong psyop here to steer Berts away from this one


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.5124 del
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>>5123
I will DIE on the STORK island.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.5125 del
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>>5123
i don't need to a fore pointer


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.5127 del
>>5123
bait


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.5128 del
shan't
>shall


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.5129 del
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My biggest fear is that Astana boys will suddenly turn to shit just like it happened to ag2r who were flying high last spring and then shat the bed for grand tours.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.5130 del
>>5129
GT's have daily testing....


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.5131 del
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is this a psyop? thats for you to deside


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.5132 del
>>5129
Contract year (or retirement year) for 5 of 9 jobbers.
adjusting


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.5133 del
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Surely STORER is not going to be the biggest veloblunder of the year


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.5134 del
>>5132
sorry, only for 4/9.
not adjusting


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.5135 del
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already adjoosted multiple times. many possibilities to consider


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.5136 del
>>5119
bad sighop try harder


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.5137 del
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I have to pick W*ut as to not be annoyed when he goes not normal in a GT again. But 16 is a bit much if he doesn't do bunch sprints


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.5138 del
>>5137
Why not pick Mass instead? Surely he's not going to be jaded he's not riding the le Tour


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.5139 del
>>5137
>16 points for a kung regen


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.5140 del
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Autismbert carpet bombing with psyops today.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.5141 del
>>5140
Consider this: AULAR


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.5142 del
>>5141
I have considered him many times. And thru much consideration, I deem him an irredeemable fraud


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.5143 del
>Rogla?
Check
>Landismo?
Check
>Bais?
Check
>Double Astana?
Check and check
>Next Maglia Ciclamino winner?
Check

Yeah, I think this will be a good one.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.5144 del
>>5142
yes well. im picking him


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.5145 del
>>5143
youve picked the wrong bais. pick the other one.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.5146 del
I will be taking thomas shitcock


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.5147 del
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>>5141
Last time I checked he was up for Morbihan.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.5148 del
>>5146
>Spends two weeks in a half assed GC campaign with no results
>Seethes and DNSs late race


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.5149 del
>>5148
He's not doing GC which is why I believe a little


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.5150 del
The problem is nobody will want to breakaway with Mass/W**t/shitcock


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.5151 del
Now give me the intel on Tiberi. Has he recovered from whatever made him leave his last race?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.5152 del
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ok you keep your secret knowledge to yourself I will lock this one in regardless


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.5153 del
>>5151
He said he wants podium, I assume he's goood
Alps is always a massive psyop


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.5154 del
Hoping so see a brave soul take simon yates


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.5155 del
The real question is which bais


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.5156 del
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heh


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.5157 del
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I just bought some ice cream. Yes, ice cream time is BACK.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.5158 del
>>5157
Surely you mean sorbet


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.5159 del
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>>5157


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.5160 del
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>>5152
>hmm 6 more points
>let's take LONARDI
Yeah, sure


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.5161 del
Actually I haven't even looked at the profile. Oh well


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.5162 del
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>11 degrees and arctic wind
alright, a rest day then
but tomorrow is no better
one got used to the 26 degrees last week rather quick


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.5163 del
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>>5158
No, I mean ice cream. MAGNUM is 1+1 for free so I took some DOUBLE CARAMEL and UTOPIA DOUBLE CHERRY


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.5164 del
>>5159
Never post this again


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.5165 del
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>>5164
one last time


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.5166 del
>>5163
personally very fond of DARK CHOCOLATE and the ALMOND CLASSIC


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.5167 del
>>5163
utopia double cherry is based


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.5168 del
>>5163
Lack of taste should be expected for dutchoid I guess


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.5169 del
team neckpain bros we're back, tanned rested and ready, for another indeterminate period of suffering


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.5170 del
>>5162
I'm going to czech republic tomorrow.
Don't give me that bullshit man, i only have a shitty sports bag allowed on the plane.
Ain't taking more than a hoodie for heat


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.5171 del
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>>5170
Why would anyone go to such a destitute place. Tickets to Somalia were sold out?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.5172 del
>>5160
last year he was good in Turkey and then went on to dominate the Giro so how can I expect anything less this year


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.5173 del
>>5172
Dominate the Giro??? Wait which reality am I in today


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.5174 del
>>5171
Not my choice.
Going with 5 friends, i had each people chose 3 destination and then we did a draw.
My choices were : Oslo, bucharest, faroe island


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.5175 del
>>5174
>Oslo


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.5176 del
>>5173
Four top 10s now that's what I call domination. I don't expect any less from Basso and Alberto's boys this year.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.5177 del
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>>5170
The wind is cold, but in the cities it should be fine


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.5178 del
>>5177
I wish it was a bit more still.
Those temps can be both pleasant and awful if wind indeed ensues.
Btw literally have 0 idea what the country looks like, i haven't look once at anything to do there, roaming and freelancing it is always more fun to me anyways.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.5179 del
>>5170
finally someone going to check if all these weather claims are actually true


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.5180 del
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>>5178
It's a paradise


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.5181 del
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>former giro winner for 8
nice


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.5182 del
>>5180
VGH...czech'em....home


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.5183 del
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well that was surprisingly easy (don't steal)


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.5184 del
>>5183
excellent team


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.5185 del
>>5184
Yeah fantastic. Please keep it like that and do not adjust it


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.5186 del
>>5185
nice try!


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.5187 del
my boy VACEK gonna do some pas normals


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.5188 del
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Now, consider not copying eachother but do some serious research and end up with the actual winning team.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.5189 del
>>5180
>It's a good thing you came in summer. In the winter, it can very very depressing.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.5190 del
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Pogichuds btfo


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.5191 del
chute femmes


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.5192 del
>>5190
>burns out before 24 in your path


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.5193 del
>sprint stage in the femmes races
>peleton completely decimated
will they ever reach a good general level?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.5194 del
lel what a mogging


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.5195 del
I'm watching the descend on veloviewer to identify the chances of roglic chuting


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.5196 del
R*glic will chute as normal and fatnik will carry redbull to their GC topten (and moral victory)


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.5197 del
Roglic NEEDS to chute so he can win the TDF


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.5198 del
sheikhs both gonna topfive btw


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.5199 del
I think Gee will go absolutely pas normal, the level he showed in the tour last year is enough for top 5 here


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.5200 del
>>5199
the GEE, BLACKMORE, RICCITELLO tridente would farm this edizione of the il giro


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.5201 del
>>5199
GEE got kwaked by ARSEMAN


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.5202 del
>>5201
yeah but arseman gained 5kg or something during the last giro
don't trust that guy


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.5203 del
Arensman will be domestique for the ressurected BERNAL. He looked good early season and his chute wasnt that bad. Meanwhile Arensman kwabbed


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.5204 del
>>5203
would be a great outcome


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.5205 del
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That's it final one


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.5206 del
Is this what we're going to do for the next week? Just psyop each other?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.5207 del
>>5206
my team has been set for months


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.5208 del
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>>5206
But that's what we do every week!


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.5209 del
>>5205
I want to put Ciccone in but then I have no space for Landa :s


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.5210 del
>>5206
First time on cyc?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.5211 del
>>5205
Only one sprinter in GTs is suicide play.
I've done this before, i know how it ends.
Unless you think pluimers will sprint since maikel will probably DNF at the first mountain kek.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.5212 del
>>5211
I don't even think zijlaard makes it to the second sprint stage


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.5213 del
>>5211
With two tt picking specialists is tempting though


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.5214 del
I've been looking at the profiles again...is the opening stage going to be a Gc day already?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.5215 del
>>5214
no scaroni will take the pink
stage 2 and 3 are full GC


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.5216 del
>>5213
Hayter is a legitimately good pick as a TTer-sprinter if he bothers to try


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.5217 del
>>5216
why would hayter sprint when they have 2 better sprinters already on the team
he hasn't sprinted in like 2 years


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.5218 del
>>5217
that's a great question


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.5219 del
I wish a third of the sprinters were moved over into Unclassified


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.5220 del
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Whole ARKEA team is 4 bucks each. No one even for 6.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.5221 del
>>5220
it might actually be the worst GT team I've ever seen including the corratecs and shit.
Not even a top 25 sprinter present


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.5222 del
TACO is 4 points... tempting


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.5223 del
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Giro is overrated.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.5224 del
Yep, this should be it. Would like to get one more pure GC guy on board but we all would.
Unless BETTIOL gets a call but he is probably going to remain north French race farmer.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.5225 del
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>>5223
>mfw the team celebrates my respectable result of placing 14th overall


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.5226 del
>>5223
>I had the watts to top 15 the giro I know it!


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.5227 del
>>5225
This man was 4th in gc in tdf....
Where did it all go so wrong? He isn't even that old.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.5228 del
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>>5227
>adapt or die
>chooses die


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.5229 del
>>5211
Del Toro may surprise in the passos


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.5230 del
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watched a documentary about little harvest mice (lat. Micromys minutus). these little squeakers are so cute and remind of Lenny Martinez.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.5231 del
>>5227
yes well if we look at this chart >>5228 he clearly improved every year until '19 but dropped off as soon as covid hit. The red pill here is that he stayed the same or even improved but everyone else (((improved))) a lot more if you catch my drift


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.5232 del
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>>5231
>tldr
Germans are sauber.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.5233 del
>>5232
yes
and the result is guest country status (permanent)


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.5234 del
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Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.5235 del
>>5234
what's he doing this year? vuelta again?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.5236 del
Just saw Roglic on the tdf startlist
surely that is preliminary and not going to happen right?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.5237 del
>>5235
not sure
But I just read about him (again); Ulle was shilling him bigly.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.5238 del
>>5236
Why not?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.5239 del
>>5237
he has shown to be consistently good now so I am a lipobro


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.5240 del
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>>5239
>Ullrich already has a possible candidate in mind. "I believe Florian Lipowitz can compete at the front of the Tour de France in the future," he says of the 24-year-old hopeful from Team Red Bull-Bora-hansgrohe. Lipowitz, who finished seventh at the Vuelta in Spain last year and also impressed this year with his second overall finish at Paris-Nice, is a "very strong rider" – "he can handle the pressure and has great potential."


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.5241 del
>>5238
I don't see a good result incoming and he himself said that he's given up on the tour


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.5242 del
>>5241
Sure but his season is basically over after the Giro. He can be beaten by pogi in either the tour or Vuelta it doesn't matter so much. If he goes to the tour he can get in shape for the October Italians classics


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.5243 del
>>5239
Was on the flotrain since Romandie last year


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.5244 del
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There are going to be two weeks of this - there is no signs of stopping on longer term forecasts.
Back in me day it used to be 3 days tops.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.5245 del
>>5244
Whats the complain? Looks rideable


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.5246 del
>>5244
Forgot to mention that with wind and no sun this is winter bib territory, certainly not my short shorts.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.5247 del
>>5245
It was very comfy riding almost naked, now it is back to getting at least one layer.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.5248 del
>>5247
I'm about to get two months of 35 degree commute. If it doesn't rain I don't mind some freshness


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.5249 del
>>5248
Yes, once these prolonged Saints de glace dissipate I am expecting also a hit of 30C. Not as bad as southern France but it is not ideal here either.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.5250 del
>>5246
if you pack your upper body well you can do that in shorts


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.5251 del
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>Home early from the /cyc/ office
>Pouring rain
>"No worries, I still pay for Zwift in the summer"
>Change into bibs, apply numbing chamois cream
>AppleTV remote used to turn on Zwift is out of batteries
>Bertina (who has the charger for the remote) is out running errands until late

Likes like a ride is not in the cards today. Now I'm sitting here at my computer with numb sitbones.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.5252 del
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>>5251


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.5253 del
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>>5251


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.5254 del
>>5253
His duck is quite small


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.5255 del
>>5254
U U U U


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.5256 del
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>>5251
How about you just ride. You know, there was a time before zwift when you just put your bike in front of the window and ride?
People will use everything as an excuse to be lazy


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.5257 del
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I. SIMPLY. CAN. NOT. STOP. ADJUSTING


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.5258 del
I adjusted OUT Hayter, * IN


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.5259 del
*****?


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.5260 del
>>5256
Tbqh I have no idea how to use trainer without zwift. I'm sure there is someway my bike computer could control it but the whole affair just seemed too complicated.


Bert 05/05/2025 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.5261 del
>>5257
If you simply must gomble just pick you are boys


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.5262 del
>>5260
direct drive trainers are the devil. dont tell me it is the proprietary Zwift™ Hub?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.5263 del
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>>5262
>dont tell me it is the proprietary Zwift™ Hub?
It was a good deal


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.5264 del
>>5229
>10 pointos for a domestique
too many good deals in this giro to throw them away like that. except for BERNAL, who will WIN the Ronde van Italië


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.5265 del
>>5264
BERNAL? more like BURN ALL (your climber poimts on a washed fraud)


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.5266 del
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>>5265
it has been ordained for him to rise again. dare you question the power of colombian altitude camps


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.5267 del
>>5266
hot wife


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.5268 del
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gonna have to remortgage the house to scrounge enough velocoins for this giro. shitcock at 10 is so tempting. appreciate george for actually making an interesting goomble for once


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.5269 del
>>5263
>pay 500€ for a device that doesn't work unless you pay 15€ subscription
>good deal
lmao


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.5270 del
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>>5269
there is always worse


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.5271 del
>>5270
The subscription model really is peak paypigeri.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.5272 del
>>5270
I was actually considering this when they revealed it but the frame is about 200 euros to expensive for my taste


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.5273 del
>>5272
I mean for 700€ you can buy a real rim brake bike second hand


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.5274 del
how good will the sheikh be for the giro. he's had a terrible season so far but UAE are saying they will use him as secondary leader to john ayuso so assumably his power numbers arent washed. if he's in peak 2024 shape he could win here but nothing has indicated that so far.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.5275 del
>>5273
I wanted the digital shifting too but since it only works on zwift I wasn't that interested anymore


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.5276 del
Stuyven to soudal apparently


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.5277 del
>We are on the eve of the Evenepool Age: 15 years of uninterrupted dominance in every grand tour.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.5278 del
I love how people are carefully avoiding mentionning Fretin here lmao.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.5279 del
>>5274
N.b.
>>5198


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.5280 del
>>5278
DNF after week 1


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.5281 del
>>5278
Nice and cheap but useless beyond two maybe tree stages. He has to get there first too.

Really don't want to pick that STORER guy but BERNAL and CARAPAZ are even less sure currency than a maybe top 10 STOR.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.5282 del
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>>5280
Adjusted


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.5283 del
some juice rumors reported by het laaste rusbert
>Jasper Stuyven, Timo Kielich, Edward Planckaert to Quickstep
>Ilan Van Wilder to Decathlon
>Olav Kooij to Bahrain
>Stefan Kung to Tudor
>Lampaert to Bahrain or Q36.5
>Remco possibly to Ineos, since they got money now after the departure of Thomas, Fraile and Castroviejo


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.5284 del
>>5283
Damn magnier is going to have a pretty good leadout


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.5285 del
>>5283
Yearly remco to another team rumor let's goooo


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.5286 del
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>>5284
>ma-nigger


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.5287 del
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Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.5288 del
scaleb just retired


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.5289 del
>PPATTT
I blame the endchan refresh counter


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.5290 del
>>5287
>>5288
what the actual fuck

>finally get a good result
>"fuck me, I'm too lazy to do this shit again"


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.5291 del
>>5290
He's been weakmind for a few years now. Jayco broke his contract no questions asked I mean that says enough


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.5292 del
>>5094
Tiroler Speck mmmm


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.5293 del
>>5290
Reaches goals and then can't bring up the motivation anymore to live like an athlete; to go that extra mile to be the best.
Many such cases


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.5294 del
>>5293
my guess is he was holding out one last hope of doing a GT this year and when it became obvious he wouldn't he retired immediately. ofc going to ineos is not the best place for that but he probably did not get any other [GT-hypothetical] offers.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.5295 del
>>5283
>Stefan Kung to Tudor
finally


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.5296 del
>>5283
>remco to ...
if i was a lazy as fuck journo i would just write this every year. its probably true and people will print it. and if it literally has no basis in reality nothing bad to your credibility will happen because you can just say "the deal just fell through". this journalistic weaselry seems to in general not be present in cycling but its stupidly common for college handegg where "rumor" just means someone made it up.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.5297 del
>>5296
His name is Benson and has been making of it for years


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.5298 del
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>>5297
whats the last thing he said that was literally just made up. even with the memco rumors those eventually got substantiated by the teams later. i could be forgetting something but in general he doesn't just make bold-faced lies like the attached image.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.5299 del
God, the climbers category for this velogamble is so fucking annoying


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.5300 del
Some polish pedestrian fucked up the junior race by crossing the street


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.5301 del
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>>5300
What did kurwabert mean by this?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.5302 del
>>5300
Last words heard were "Sulfurous bahraini shits"


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.5303 del
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>>5301
>>5302
Did not notice any little shits on any tiny bikes.


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>>5302
>>5300
kek straight up assassination. probably the smart move to immediately try to sprint out of the way but makes it look like he's a homing missile.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.5305 del
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>>5304


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.5306 del
>>5304
Needs some Dragonball Z sound effects.
What is this race? Clearly in me country, the signs, the policemen, the retard pensioner not caring if he/she dies or not.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.5307 del
>>5306
junior race in poland the one with a squeaky name


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.5308 del
>>5304
Who was in the wrong here? Were there no warning signs or did the dude ignore them all?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.5309 del
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why is Jonas in China?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.5310 del
>>5308
polis blocking traffic probably should've given him a hint but All Things Considered he sees them almost immediately out of what looks like a blind corner and attempts evasive action. wouldn't be a moto in front either because its a race finish, if anyone's most at fault its the rozzers for not signalling and/or stopping the guy about to cross the street right in front of the sprinters. tbqh its hard for me to expect idiotproof road control for a small ass junior race and ive certainly seen more oblivious pedestrians


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.5311 del
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well time for a ride
it's like 11 degrees, no intervals today, just a solid z2/z3 ride to keep meself warm


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.5312 del
>>5307
Ah Grudziądz. Remember it for being quite comfy and the smallest town to have a tram, also the shortest total of tram tracks - one line total.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.5313 del
>>5295
Tudor isn't the worst place for him, but it'll be kinda sad for him to not be on a WT team


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.5314 del
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Took a small nap. I had a vision of Jonas Vingegaard


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.5315 del
>>5311
all me rides have intervals in due to abundance of rolling hills and rampas anywhere nearby where I wanna cycle


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.5316 del
>>5315
I feel you there brother; sometimes I just want a long easy ride out in the countryside


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.5317 del
>z2/z3/intervals
These are words best left to the r*pe machine. Outside I simply ride


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.5318 del
>>5315
>abundance of rolling hills and rampas anywhere nearby where I wanna cycle
the grass is always greener. west burgerland is allergic to anything above 8% and i viscerally hate it


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.5319 del
>>5317
Hell yeah brother


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.5320 del
>>5313
These days it doesn't make much difference if you are world tour or top proconti team. The UCI guaranteed invites and the draw of a big sponsor like Tudor means he will have plenty of big races to ride.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.5321 del
>>5320
he's also 31 so if he can get a long term lucrative contract out of it you go king


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.5322 del
>>5321
if then surely UAE would give him a bigger bag


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.5323 del
Speaking of riding, last time I rode out I did 100g of carbs per hour and felt great. How do you know when it's too much? A dumoulin?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.5324 del
>>5321
>>5320
yeah all true


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.5325 del
>>5322
but maybe not as long as tudor is offering


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.5326 del
>>5323
yes something like that, you will either get the shits or grow sick and maybe even throw up


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.5327 del
>Visma-Lease a Bike speelt Wout van Aert uit in de Giro: "Eindelijk maak ik mijn debuut en ik droom van de roze trui"


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.5328 del
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>>5325
looking at the riders out of contract i can imagine tudor willing to give him an overpay. probably have shitloads of sponsor money that they have to spend somewhere. Unironically, they should try to get roglic.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.5329 del
>>5328
pretty sure Landa already got extended


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.5330 del
MEGA CHUTE


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.5331 del
>>5329
yeah pcsbert slacking. kooij/benoot also basically confirmed and hard to see the likes of mas/matthews/lipowitz/etc moving teams. they really need a WT sprinter other than de kleijn but there are none on the market other than arguably bennett, probably will end up with lund andresen/thijssen/kanter and live with it.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.5332 del
>>5323
any amount of carbs >0g is too many
I go out and pedal to lead, not to feed


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.5333 del
good leadout


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.5334 del
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Not that's some next level psyop


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.5335 del
>>5334
roglic has been the king of having his main goal go terribly and then stomping the secondary option. he has three vueltas from doing exactly this. no adjustments necessary


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.5336 del
>>5334
he'll wheelsuck his way to a win anyway


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.5337 del
>>5336
I want to like Rog, but he has such a dispiriting way of winning


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.5338 del
>>5337
yeah but did you watch monte lussari. i agree but he has enough kino across his career to atone for his sins


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.5339 del
>>5337
I hate how he pretends to be bad at english


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.5340 del
>>5338
ya I wanted G to win


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.5341 del
>>5340
still kino tho. tho arguably even more kino if G kwabbed him on the line covered in salt burns, so maybe your right.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.5342 del
>>5341
G would have been the oldest winner by about 4 years


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.5343 del
>>5340
shouldn't have changed his helmet


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.5344 del
>>5343
he might've died of heatstroke if he didn't. he looked crisped


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.5345 del
>>5343
don't forget that the ski jump mafia cheated to push r*glic up the slope when he got fucking sramd and that's the only reason he won


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.5346 del
>>5345
RCS paid top dollar for that scene


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.5347 del
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Watch out Favero...


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.5349 del
>>5347
>>5348
thank you my chinese overlords


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.5350 del
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Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.5351 del
>>5350
Fork looks like an axe handle.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.5352 del
>>5348
how many dollarydoos


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.5353 del
>>5349
>>5352
No price yet, but SOON.
I just hope after the release will be finally another sale for the Faveros.

But... if the Magene will come at a very competitive price. Hmm.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.5354 del
What would you do if you retired at 30 cyc? Obviously I'd do maths but I guess I'll get crazy pretty fast


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.5355 del
>>5354
with funds? move to some alpine village and start a small farm, read, cycle or do whatever I want


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.5356 del
>>5354
>Obviously I'd do maths
based fellow mathautist.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.5357 del
>>5354
reinvest into my community
SIIIKE


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.5358 del
>>5354
I would enjoy life


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.5359 del
>>5354
I'd still cyc. With no pressure.
Also some farming and cooking.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.5360 del
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>>5355
I did this but it's a west flemish village and I didn't have funds (it's an 1930 house and I do most of the fixing up myself)


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.5361 del
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>>5354


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.5362 del
fuck d*sc brakes


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.5363 del
>>5362
feeling a bit squeaky after you are ride, are we?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.5364 del
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>>5360
I liek that apu.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.5365 del
>>5362
I unironically swapped my aeroad cfr to a r*mbraker in 2025 (yes really) and I'm having a great, carefree time. And compared to most I hardly have had any disc issues either


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.5366 del
>>5363
last ride
i thought if i ignored it would go away, it didn't
it's just so annoying to properly align, you can do a stellar work, have a laser precision but it's until you actually sit on it and break for the first time that you can be sure you didn't fuck up
and once it rains, it just starts to rub anyway
we have to go back
>>5365
it's impossible to buy a NEW rim brake here in our small market unless it's imported, i think even those decathlon bikes are gone and dead


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.5367 del
>>5365
What frame did you buy


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.5368 del
>>5366
>it's impossible to buy a NEW
accidentally baste frugal chad finally seeing the light


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.5369 del
>>5367
used pinarello f 2023
>>5366
yea I hear you, it's rimbrakover and its been over for a while. I think the only way to get a new rim frame is buying chinese and building the bike up yourself and that option will die out eventually


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.5370 del
>>5366
>small market
wut? You can get something from the whole EU or China. If you don't want to assemble it yourself pay a bike shop to do it for you.
Ritchie and the hipster brand from Berlin Standert have rim break frames on offer.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.5371 del
>>5370
it is only a matter of time until are Brtek reaches enlightenment
exercising finely honed mechanical skills to build up a custom steel frame with rim breaks will be his final form


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.5372 del
>>5370
standert retired the rim brake, the steel frames are whats left over but is are fine brtek ready to become a steelisreal runner
means you have to wear a cycling cap with ironic caption btw


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.5373 del
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>>5370
I know what sort of garbage food you are sending here, I am not falling for this trick


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.5374 del
Incorporated more core and strength training into my routine and I now feel like a dying old man


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.5375 del
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If I had to buy a bike I'd go the origine route. I've seen a few around, they're nice


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.5376 del
>>5374
Core and strength is the shit. I've used the mtb for commute 4 days in a row and now I have constant wrsit pain. Sucks to be old


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.5377 del
>>5376
The planks are killing me


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.5378 del
>>5375
This is the only import bike brand I would consider to be honest (to be honest)


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.5379 del
>>5375
price looks steep for the specs, unless I'm missing something this looks like it should be 1500-2000€
is there a rimbrake tax because we're fucked out of options or what


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.5380 del
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>>5379
There is a cheaper model. No rimtaxe, just the boutique tax, the disc version cost the same


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.5381 del
back to disc brakes. You tried the trick of reseating the break calipers by loosening the bolts, then applying the breaklevers and tighten the bolts again?
I have cable accentuated hydraulic disc brakes on the Triban, so I can further adjust the distance between the calipers and disc rotor. I don't really have problems with the combo of prime wheels, juin tech semi-hydraulic brakes with semi-metallic sintered pads and the all metal 160mm shimano rotors without the fins.
But in the end riding in the rain makes disc breaks squeak.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.5382 del
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>>5380
alright I see


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.5383 del
>>5381
I had to take my bike to the shop when I replaced the pads to get the pistons pushed back in; gonna need to have them bleed the brakes fairly soon


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.5384 del
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>>5381
Usualy it goes for me like this:
>1. loose the bolts, apply break, tighten
>2. rubs, then loose again and slowly re-align a little bit, tighten a little, no rub
>3. tighten properly and suddenly it rubs again
>4. realign and tighten superslowly
>5. no rub, but once I put the bike upside down it rubs again
>6. realign again and no rub but eventually starts to rub no an actual ride


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.5385 del
>>5384
there are shims (or just use carton) that you can put between the pads and rotor. Works better with Shimano hydraulic breaks and their auto adjusting.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.5386 del
>>5385
sounds like a good idea


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.5387 del
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Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.5388 del
>>5387
are you telling me Landa is a guaranteed top 10 for the Giro?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.5389 del
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QUIZ TIME https://www.sporcle.com/games/DjayKico2/every-a-cyclists-in-world-tour-history-copy

67/78. Those Euskaltel guys are impossible. I think this guy is going to make quizzes for the whole alphabet.


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.5390 del
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>>5389
five (5)


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.5391 del
>>5389
Rene ANDRLE


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.5392 del
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You scored 5?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.5393 del
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>>5388
Yes. But is he worth 14 points for a 5th place finish and no stage wins?


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.5394 del
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Burger femmes had an interesting stage today


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.5395 del
>>5392
>ALARCON Raúl
>ANTUNES Amaro
>ASTARLOA Igor
>ASTARLOZA Mikel
and of course
>ARMSTRONG Lance


Bert 05/06/2025 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.5396 del
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>>5394
ive always wanted to go on vacation to malaga


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.5397 del
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>>5396
Certain attention-payers may remember my group ride from Malaga last year when the pajeet bonked after like 5km on an e-bike and wrecked the day


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.5398 del
>>5395
You have never heard of Asgreen, Aru, Alaphilippe?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.5399 del
>>5398
im sorry i only remember clean runners.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.5400 del
>>5370
I-I'm bloooooooming


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.5401 del
https://x.com/decathlonAG2RLM/status/1919738922386784570

decathlon one-upping redbulls AI slop announcement. very rapidly becoming a luddite


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.5402 del
>>5400
tariffs soon brother.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.5403 del
>>5370
ate at least tree thousand kcal worth of cheese today
frail tummied sugar suckers quake in fear at figures like that


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.5404 del
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Lmao


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.5405 del
>>5404
absolutely disgusting. no commentary necessary


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.5406 del
>>5404
>Kaden kneepain Groves
I mean he might have recovered but are you willing to make that bet with your sprinter


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.5407 del
>>5406
At least take kielich if you do


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.5408 del
>>5407
but then how do will you have enough points for arensmann?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.5409 del
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Which one cyc?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.5410 del
>>5409
the one who will win the giro


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.5411 del
>>5409
Richard Carapils


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.5412 del
>>5409
At least tree are a sci-op.
>>5404
The eternal *nglo.


Also, no tourist teams for now, 40 total which is a large downswing.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.5413 del
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>>5374
consider general core and flexibillity instead of three times pure strengh like pilates and/or yoga


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.5414 del
>>5354
ciclismo, cooking, hiking, dudeweed, make some offspring, gardening probably


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.5415 del
>>5409
I will pick Storer and I will regret it


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.5416 del
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What if Wout actually does well....


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.5417 del
>>5416
Has he ever done bad in a GT in velogames


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.5418 del
>>5416
He will do well, plenty of 2nd and 3rd places


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.5419 del
>>5409
carapaz did all time best 20 min power last week
I'm just saying


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.5420 del
>>5416
I mean GT’s are his bread and butter this time he won’t contest sprints hè might do a shitton of breakaways tho to have the kooij in a sofa effect


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.5421 del
>>5416
>>5418
Exactly, he is still a top jockey but he doesn't have the burst this year - or anymore.
Should be below Mads costwise to be considerable.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.5422 del
>>5419
surely with all these third favourites showing form we will see a riveting giro with multiple possible winners instead of just ayuso attaquing with roglic sucking his wheel. r-right?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.5423 del
Yes but 16 velocredits for a leadout man sounds a bit much.
My fear is that's all he'll do.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.5424 del
>>5421
how definitively cooked is his sprint. obviously dwars door was bad and brnts pijl but he still won the amstel g2 sprint and he wasnt lose-to-neilson-powless level in algarve. im convinced his knee thing will randomly flare up and kwab him like a karmic daimon


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.5425 del
>>5409
Cararat will either do well in GC or win 2-3 stages from the break.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.5426 del
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>>5422
surely
most certainly
it is almost guaranteed


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.5427 del
>>5425
This is the GC attempt, the tour is the stages


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.5428 del
>>5427
If he falls out of GC top 10, he'll go to the break. Cararat is a sovlful rider, he won't spend 3 weeks fighting for a top 13.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.5429 del
>>5409
>djtschates
i have an ominous feeling one of the brothers will be good. yates doing incredible then ubercracking on finestre would be pottery. obviously wont happen but Imagine. both have been storing matches so far, either that or they are just Washed now


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.5430 del
>>5421
Gotta factor in day after day effort Mads is bad in that unless he’s flooring a non existing vuelta field where his main competition is Fred Wright


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.5431 del
Wout out Mads in.
No more adjustments. I'm done.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.5432 del
>>5416
I hope so


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.5433 del
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>>5431
you actually had wout in.?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.5434 del
>>5428
the rats are always the most sovlful. wish more people would appreciate this.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.5435 del
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>>5433
Yes well I make my veloteams based on feels, dreams and listening to the voices in my head.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.5436 del
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another blatant assassination attempt, this time in the femmes vuelta neutralized start yesterday.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.5437 del
>>5436
This is incredibly funny kek


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.5438 del
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>>5436
what the heck


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.5439 del
>>5436
Sannest Midle aged woman


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.5440 del
>>5436
lmao


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.5441 del
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What did he do? Sounds like a someone tried to fuck his intern


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.5442 del
>>5436
that's Aniek van Alphen


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.5443 del
>>5441
>We have noticed that the collaboration has come under pressure in the past period, which has given rise to concerns at multiple levels within the organisation.
Thank you for this parody of corporate speech. Almost as useful as getting no information at all.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.5444 del
>>5441
He's a politician so probably was stealing money, or a pedo


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.5445 del
>“I remember that I was on a high-altitude training camp in Sierra Nevada,” says Dumoulin in the interview in the spring issue of Chapeau. “We had to cook for ourselves there. A year earlier, we had already started with menus that were put together by a dietician. They calculated for us what we had to eat. Or actually what we burned in a day and what we then had to eat again. And that was poured into menus by the dietician”

>The caregiver who was on such a training camp then did the shopping. He got exactly the ingredients that were needed for that menu. “But damn it, one day there was an apple on the menu. But I wanted a kiwi. Then that caregiver was not allowed to get a kiwi in the supermarket. I said, what difference does it make whether it is an apple or a kiwi?”

This guy is still not recovered


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.5446 del
>>5445
>“That life in a straitjacket just wasn’t for me. I also asked too difficult questions. Based on the hours you’ve cycled and the average wattage, you can calculate how many kilocalories you’ve burned. Then you know exactly how much you need to eat. But, on a descent I don’t pedal and the wattage is therefore zero for a while. Am I not doing anything then? I am concentrating on steering. My heart rate is often above a hundred, because sometimes I have to sprint out of a bend. So my combustion continues but the dietician doesn’t include it in their calculations because my counter shows that I’ve pedaled 0 watts.”

>“That dietician couldn’t do anything with those kinds of difficult questions. And if you’re talking about total combustion. How does that dietician know whether I’m lying on the couch in the evening or walking the dog for an hour. That’s quite a difference in combustion.”


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.5447 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.5448 del
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Eat your fucking apple Tom. This isn't a restaurant.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.5449 del
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Look at this sulphurous motherfucker. Geert VAN BONDT. In 2000 winner of Gent-Wevelgem, 2nd in Kuurne and 2nd in E3. Rest of his career just a bald fraud. Two of those races were 1-2 for Farm Frites. That was a DOPED team

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/geert-van-bondt


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.5450 del
>>5446
>tfw too smart for cycling
Just push pedals and win lol


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.5451 del
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>>5449
Oh and also, he is wearing a Farm Frites shirt so this photo must be from 2000.
>this is what your average 29-year old looked like in 2000


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.5452 del
>>5449
>Currently Ass. Sports Director at Soudal Quick-Step
erry time


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.5453 del
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>>5451
>okay geert we need a picture for our press release give us your warmest smile


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.5454 del
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>>5446
>walking for an hour


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.5455 del
>>5453
>mfw dopage


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.5456 del
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Starved for ciclismo


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.5457 del
>>5456
finally we get some French mickey mouse race tomorrow where all the Frenchies will send their A teams


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.5458 del
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sexi


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.5459 del
>>5456
what's the officiel over-under /bet/ on how many stages into the il giro before everyone's seething about slurpage and fourthweekposting


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.5460 del
>>5456
First eat the apple (female cycling)


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.5461 del
Oh Mozzato has been added for Arkea. Adjust accordingly


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.5462 del
Is there any Albanian ciclismo phrasebook? Can't be any more complicated than in Euskadi.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.5463 del
>>5462
Did you know eskimos have 100 words for snow. Albanians have 100 words for stealing


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.5464 del
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Anyway, I accidentally made the winning team


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.5465 del
>>5464
>Only 1 sprinter.
This Bert is brave.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.5466 del
>>5463
Portuguese have a word for contemplating life while staring at the sea.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.5467 del
>>5466
alcoholismo?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.5468 del
>>5464
>austismbert mixing psyop and reverse psyops before picking the most obvious team
Trully a master at this game


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.5469 del
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This some kind of trap?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.5470 del
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>>5458
It's nice, remind me of the PEAK supersix. God what I'd give to go back to 2015


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.5471 del
Fausto will surprise in the passes


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.5472 del
>>5469
tbqh clean paintjob. would steal


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.5473 del
Lol at that Staunte-Mittet fellow, leaves visma because they never let him ride a GT and now he's snubbed by fucking Bouchard at decathlon


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.5474 del
There's an Italians cardinal named pizzaballa and you thought the UCI name generator was bad


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.5475 del
>>5473
shadowbanned for being a dirty scandi dopeur.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.5476 del
Looking at a job opportunity in Trento. Little chances it gets through but the afterwork rides possibilities look godly


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.5477 del
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>>5470
Ooh.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.5478 del
love saying justine ghekiere's name. hehkeeruh. heeekeeeeeeerah. exotic cuisine to my anglophone tongue


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.5479 del
>>5465
I don't get this meme. The race only has like 5 or 6 pure sprints.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.5480 del
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>>5468
Tismbert is going to reverse psyop himself like that hypnotizer in Asterix.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.5481 del
>do niggers say "asterisk" when they mean Asterix?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.5482 del
>>5479
6 stages is a lot of points


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.5483 del
>>5479
if only there were some teams sending punchers who could also win a sprint


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.5484 del
>>5482
>>5483
For me, it comes down to choosing between an extra sprinter or an extra allrounder for GC. And I don't like the GC options among the climbers, so I'll probably settle for just one sprinter.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.5485 del
wake up, adjoost. go to sleep, adjoost. eat breakjfast, adjoot. eat lunjh, ajoot. eah jinn, aoot.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.5486 del
>>5483
a certain __ _ perhaps


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.5487 del
>>5471
nothing surprising about faustonato performing


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.5488 del
>>5486
weird what's up with not displaying characters as typed

_ _ _ _ _, _ _ _ _ _ _


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.5489 del
ANNA ANNA ANNA


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.5490 del
>>5487
Nobody has seen that pasta nigger since he finished 2nd after Pogi in Lombardia and that's like half a decade ago by now. But Vino's doctors will revive him for the Giro.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.5491 del
>>5490
I saw him on camera for the first time in years the turkey race


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.5492 del
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>>5490
fausto bargaining with the devil for just one last sulphurous result


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.5493 del
Roglic - Vine OR Ayuso - Gee


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.5494 del
please just start the giro already


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.5495 del
>>5494
there should be a race today. there should be a race this week. why isnt there a race this week.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.5496 del
I haven't adjusted my team since I made it, is this what nirvana feels like


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.5497 del
>>5495
but muh over satuaration


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.5498 del
>>5493
the former


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.5499 del
>>5497
i will gladly watch simone petilli and cyril barthe battle it out in gc of 2.2 tour of shitterland. just give me my cyclismo fix. i promise i can quit at anytime. just one more race. please.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.5500 del
>>5496
this was my attitude for this season and I ended up with DNS riders for many races


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.5501 del
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replacing zeeman with this arrogant retard was the biggest mistake the team could ever make


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.5502 del
>>5501
I have enjoyed every race of their downfall, not going to lie.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.5503 del
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Oh boy, one hour of shadenfreude


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.5504 del
>>5499
just one more rampa


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.5505 del
>>5504
I bonked like that once, just one more climb I feel good haha
and then run out of food and sugar water on the way home


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.5506 del
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>>5501
heh


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.5507 del
>>5506
>How about picking this guy, only 16 velocoins lol


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.5508 del
>>5506
gonna be hard to top this webm all season


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.5509 del
>>5506
jorgenson would rather be part of this clownshow and ride shit like ompoop instead of riding the ardennes
will never understand it


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.5510 del
>>5509
I don't know what kind of contract he has but the dude should be in the giro


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.5511 del
>>5510
he's the only pissma domestique who could feasibly be there for jonas so they need him in tippy top shape. who else do they have? kuss? yates? fucking keldermeme?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.5512 del
>>5510
he refused the giro actually, twice


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.5513 del
are matty is living his amateur fotography dreams whilst saving matches for future gc wars (once the fishman is finally gutted and rotting)


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.5514 del
>López was found guilty of possession and use of the banned substance menotropin during the 2022 Giro d’Italia. The suspension means López will not be allowed to return to competition until July 24, 2027. Although López appealed the suspension – the Colombian claimed he was using the drug for fertility treatment – ​​the CAS ruled that the Colombian’s real intention was to boost his testosterone levels. One notable detail was swelling in López’s legs just before the Giro, which his doctor attributed to the use of menotropin.

>As a result of the suspension, all of López’s results after the 2022 Giro have been declared null and void until his provisional suspension in July 2023. This means, among other things, that Filippo Ganna will be the official winner of the 2023 Vuelta San Juan.

officially over


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.5515 del
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>shitter french cup race
>vauqelin, aranburu, madouas, cosnefraud, CANAL, kubis, etc. on startlist
who needs the giro anyway.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.5516 del
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>>5514
large number of colombians now have UCI wins thanks to the generosity of the UCI to suspend him. now they need to rescind his other wins so that roglic goes above 100 wins before pogacar.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.5517 del
>>5506
>-leadout
>+leftout


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.5518 del
>>5515
madslia ciclamino


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.5519 del
>>5516
riley sheehan gets his 2nd win too


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.5520 del
Ahh, dancing in italy.
Now with sound.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.5521 del
>>5514
>the Colombian claimed he was using the drug for fertility treatment
uwu~


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.5522 del
>>5521
I have boxes of menotropins in our apartment for our IVF treatments, but it's given to the woman lol


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.5523 del
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lmao


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.5524 del
>>5523
Bohemian nationalism on the rise


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.5525 del
oof


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.5526 del
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>>5525
forgot pic


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.5527 del
>>5526
He always wears these Dr Robotnik sunglasses


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.5528 del
>>5526
He and vauquelin look so fucking french


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.5529 del
I like when they say
>thanks shitters get off da stage


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.5530 del
Bardet looks very tired.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.5531 del
>>5524
it says Brünn on the flag, so it's Moravia.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.5532 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.5533 del
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Breitling > Tudor


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.5534 del
>I suffer in albania


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.5535 del
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>*tap* *tap*
>*aehm*


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.5536 del
I'm impressed that those Shqiptari learned Italian simply by watching Italian tv, because their Enver Hoxha tv sucked.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.5537 del
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Love me some albanian woman, but I'm a bit biased


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.5538 del
this lad is ripping


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.5539 del
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someone practiced on his playstation last night


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.5540 del
al bane ia is some really popular holiday destination by the bertolos. not having to pay to go to the beach is really a foreign concept to Italians.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.5541 del
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does collecting lots of UCI points translate into lots of velopoints as well?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.5542 del
>>5526
>le fraud face


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.5543 del
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Arischmann and his band of frauds


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.5544 del
Nice jersey


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.5545 del
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>>5543
kek, why do they look like that


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.5546 del
>>5545
you must understand, the Boss was playing over the speakers


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.5547 del
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Zana and Double, hmm. I see some stage hunting potential here.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.5548 del
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don't forget to pick Storer.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.5549 del
>>5548
Yeah he's the biggest question mark of them all


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.5550 del
>>5548
Her/she is too weak to be on this team.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.5551 del
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>when the ITT starts but your runner is still on the rape machine


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.5552 del
Grovesy got a spark behind his eyes


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.5553 del
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wait, the volta fraud eulalio is riding the giro now lol


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.5554 del
>anthony, how many small mammals did you murder in preparation for this edizione


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.5555 del
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some stray cats are missing in Tirana


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.5556 del
>>5543
>kimmy heiduk is here
what rider even is he developing into. always saw him as a meh sprinting prospect they used for leadouts but he just doesnt seem to do anything. he did alps+P-R which is a odd combo.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.5557 del
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>>5555
>fuck cats


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.5558 del
>>5555
phwoar I've seen sulphurous performances but this is a new level


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.5559 del
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>Landa has always been the attacking rider


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.5560 del
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Michael Lander incredibly toned. Adjust?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.5561 del
>>5555
Can we report them for inhaling co2?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.5562 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.5563 del
>>5560
only the soulless do not pick landismo


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.5564 del
>>5563
may he who has never picked pogimerda cast the first stone


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.5565 del
Maglia booba kino


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.5566 del
For me it is rosa.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.5567 del
>no skinsuits
lame


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.5569 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.5570 del
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I see...


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.5571 del
What if BENNETT Sam wins the Maglia Ciclamino?


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.5572 del
>>5571
the LLM generated gomble team will feast


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.5573 del
>>5570
Giuseppe Dahmer


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.5574 del
>>5571
plausible.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.5575 del
>>5573
kek


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.5576 del
>[NAME]-A!!


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.5577 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.5578 del
Keldermeme the only Vismoid showing some joy on his face.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.5579 del
Kw*k van KWAB


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.5580 del
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couldn't get a clean screenshot of wout because he was kwabbed


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.5581 del
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(199.54 KB 1856x1068 Wout 2.jpg)


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.5582 del
>>5577
Kwab and Kwabber


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.5583 del
sick EF kits as always


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.5584 del
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huh


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.5585 del
>>5584
basado


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.5586 del
>>5578
grande gigi


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.5587 del
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MWW


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.5588 del
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(167.12 KB 1226x1063 Giro EF 2.jpg)


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.5589 del
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the giro has mads and wout, no need for that one cycling shit, as if jonas wouldn't continue to hide.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.5590 del
>>5588
dude HERB lmao


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.5591 del
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that rapist moustache. I don't want to meme jay into a real rapist.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.5592 del
Vinester looking shifty as normal


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.5593 del
Wanted to say McNuggets looks better but then I saw the profile.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.5594 del
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just pick the whole UAE team


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.5595 del
Baroncini and Ayuso could be brothers


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.5596 del
jay is looking ever so slightly less rape-y


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.5597 del
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>>5591
>


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.5598 del
>>5591
Uae may be a soulless oil team but the guys on it sure seem like they are having fun.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.5599 del
>Roglic didn't get lost this time


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.5600 del
Roglić high on the run in kek.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.5601 del
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>>5589
LIDL!!!


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.5602 del
white suit lady is VERY attractive


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.5603 del
le tremadol giggle man


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.5604 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.5605 del
We try our best
Lets see what the legs will say


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.5606 del
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primoz sure loves raising his right arm


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.5607 del
>>5599
That was hilarious to watch in person with him suddenly passing behind the crowd while the rest of Bora was already almost leaving the stage.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.5608 del
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>>5606
Yes well


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.5609 del
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bertaczek sure loves to make sure that we all know that he's there


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.5610 del
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he is so ready


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.5611 del
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>>5602
indeed


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.5612 del
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the most laissez-faire muslims out there. maybe memco should have gone to the Giro this year.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.5613 del
why does globohomo love choreography so much


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.5614 del
>>5612
they are not brown enough for his taste


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.5615 del
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>>5612
what the...


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.5616 del
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the winner of 2020 is on this trophy


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.5617 del
nice trophy! and the metal thing she's holding ain't bad either


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.5618 del
the best trophy


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.5619 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.5620 del
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>>5616
>


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.5621 del
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Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.5622 del
>>5604
BIG smile. This man knows he will win.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.5623 del
Living on the coast and riding inline in the summer means you get full headwind on every ride.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.5624 del
>>5623
inland*


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.5625 del
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meanwhile in Rome


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.5626 del
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>>5539
666/10, trve norwegian (sans Uno-X) Giro presentation.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.5627 del
>>5626
kek


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.5628 del
>>5625
will we have a chimney cam during the giro stages


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.5629 del
>>5514
Still only 33 when the suspension ends. Perfect age to sign with Petrolike and win the Volta.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.5630 del
>>5628
the smoke will turn pink when they ride through the Vatican state


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.5631 del
>>5630
carapaz will win the giro and become the new poke confirmed


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.5632 del
>>5631
trout enthusiasts we gonna be feasting nicely


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.5633 del
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>>5632
based richie bro, we ride or die


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.5634 del
>>5633
>>5632
inshallah he will be in pink by his birthday (stage 18)


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.5635 del
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>>5633
I am sure (really) that this is no psyop.
Adjusting.
(just kidding, already adjusted)


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.5636 del
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>>5633
speaking of fishe, I took a break at the lake when suddenly it started to smell like Jonas. turns out the guy with the fishing rod nearby made a BIG catch.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.5637 del
>>5636
he feasting good


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.5638 del
>>5621
lana del rey


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.5639 del
>>5636
good eatin on an esox that size


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.5640 del
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>>5638
sorry, had to try


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.5641 del
black smoke, Girmay winnig the first stage confirmed.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.5642 del
>>5640
let's see an equal mixture of remco and w*ut then since you are generating ai slob


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.5643 del
>>5642
That sounds like potentiating properties...
oh
my
god


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.5644 del
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>>5642
>>5643


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.5645 del
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>>5644


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.5646 del
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I wonder what the normie boards are thinking about us newfags.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.5647 del
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>>5646
I'm afraid we are the normie board


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.5648 del
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>>5647
hmmm


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.5649 del
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>>5648
>>5647
But yeah what happens in Brno, stays in Brno.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.5650 del
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I am adjusting for the first time
God the Grand Tour format is a mess, there's like tree All Rounders you might even consider to pick. Unclassed runners are a mess.
And I might as well pick the Fraud.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.5651 del
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Parirubé winner btw


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.5652 del
>>5651
Veloman finally getting the inflation under control


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.5653 del
>>5651
very balanced bait, should be a 2 pointer

2bh

heh


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.5654 del
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I feel like I should adjust but every pick is correct. Except for maybe Bais. Not sure which one to go with there.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.5655 del
>>5654
>10 Pickcock
might be worth it, but..


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.5656 del
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>>5652
you're welcome


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.5657 del
>>5656
Someone should pitch him a new TdT.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.5659 del
>>5654
My only adjustment so far has been Lonardi for Fretin. Hadn't noticed the next Merckx was riding when I first made my team.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.5660 del
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burger hours
https://youtube.com/watch?v=np-JEyLmiV4 [Embed]


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.5661 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sxYtO3iaqRw [Embed]
HORNER is not paying attention to the sport and still doesn't know W*ut has been sick this past week


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.5662 del
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>>5657
Dear President Trump,

I am writing to request federal support for the return of the TOUR DE TRUMP (1989-1990) pro cycling race.

Pro cycling in the United States has fallen off a cliff in the last few years. In 2012, Lance ARMSTRONG was targeted and blacklisted by the Obama-era FBI, being stripped of his record SEVEN (7) Tour de France titles. In 2020, the last two professional-level stage races in the United States were cancelled - the Tour of California and the Tour of Utah. In 2024, the Maryland Cycling Classic (the only professional-level single day race in the United States) was cancelled due to the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse.

America needs to return back to the TOP of bike racing, in the spirit of heroes such as Lance ARMSTRONG, Greg LEMOND, and Major TAYLOR. We need an internationally renowned, World Tour-level (the highest level of pro bike racing) stage race, perhaps in the mold of the Tour de France (21 stages throughout the country). We have the most beautiful cities in the world, the most beautiful coasts, the most beautiful deserts, and the most beautiful mountains for the World Tour peloton to race through.

It is PATHETIC that countries such as the UAE, Denmark, Canada, China, and Belgium all have World Tour races, while the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH does not have a single race. We need to have a home race to inspire youngsters and return Americans to the TOP of the pro peloton.

Best personal regards,
Bert W. Bertison, PhD


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.5663 del
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>>5662
this is just a first draft of a VERY important letter, I welcome any edits or additions


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.5664 del
Devils Satan Social Team
https://www.teamvismaleaseabike.com/

Track Ciclismo
https://keirin.jp/pc/top

Online Search Porn
https://www.instagram.com/puckmoonen/?hl=en

Data Provider
https://www.procyclingstats.com/

DARK HORSE
https://www.instagram.com/remco.ev/?hl=en
Edited last time by bert on 05/08/2025 (Thu) 06:32.


Bert 05/07/2025 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.5665 del
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Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.5666 del
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Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.5667 del
>>5640
UAE will win GC
but it won't be atchooso


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.5668 del
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>>5667
Inshallah


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.5669 del
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I can see the psyops have been successful


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.5670 del
>>5669
MALUCELLIBROS...we are safe for another il giro


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.5671 del
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So mads really is going without a sprint train?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.5672 del
>>5671
Soren kragh, vacek and mosca is enough for 5th


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.5673 del
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Yeah, LANDA in, can't have any of those 12 scrubs on board while Michael looks like he is stealing everyone's wives.
Guess I will stop fixating on SCARONI.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.5674 del
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This is what I have now. Alpecin comes with full sprint team, if groves knee holds up it's going to be good. Gaudu is a 3rd week bet


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.5675 del
>>5674
Fuck tarling


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.5676 del
>>5675
Dude is guarenteed 2 wins, he's almost mandatory


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.5677 del
>>5676
That's what they said in the vuelta last year


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.5678 del
>>5677
I don't see any descent 6pts outside of the backup sprinters like keilich or pluimers


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.5679 del
>>5676
Yeah, looking through those 6ers (still got PLUIMERS too) and I'm not that jazzed about anyone and TARLING gives you at least one win, two if he gets there plus some stage GC points (probably).


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.5680 del
>>5679
Poel is tempting but I think we'll get a decathlon situation with astana where they're not really better than anyone this year just they peaked earlier to farm points


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.5681 del
>>5680
Poels is peaking for this because he wants to complete his trilogie


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.5682 del
>>5662
>Stage Hunter Fantasy Sixes
okay veloman


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.5683 del
>>5675
i woudl hes a cutie


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.5684 del
>>5682
That one sucks, I tried it last year


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.5685 del
>>5684
looks yucky. he should spend his time on opening the GP morbihan goomble so i dont forget about it and miss making a team


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.5686 del
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>>5674
>he has the wrong BAIS
ngmi


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.5687 del
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happy to see that my boy Dusan RAJOVIC is back to his grande self ever since he left the sulphurous bahraini dopage team


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.5688 del
>>5687
it's legal crashing out your opponents in the conti shitter leagues


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.5689 del
>>5687
Girmay humbled


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.5690 del
>>5687
truly the marcel kittel of conti shitters


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.5691 del
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The 53rd Course de la Paix Juniors is back on the menu later today in its usual location in the northern bohemia, with some BIG future superstars on its startlist:

>Wise BERTELS (Bel)
>Tibo VAN DAMME (Bel)
>Brody MANN (Can>
>Sylvester VITTINGHUS STOKBRO (Den)
>Noah Lindhold MØLLER ANDERSEN (Den)
>Ron ROONI (Est)
>Theophile VASSAL (Fra)
>Jan HERNANDEZ (Fra)
>Benedikt BENZ (Ger)
>Karl HERZOG (Ger)
>Kevin BERTONCELLI (Ita)
>Max FITZGERALD (IRA)
>Gal STARE (Slo)
>Jan MROZ (Pol)
>David LAPIERRE (USA)
>Oliver SOOS (Hun)


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.5692 del
>a wingbeat away from victory
>which actually we are beyond
>sammen winnen btw


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.5693 del
>>5692
how bad is the documentary. i refuse to watch it out of principle. might see what they did for ddv for the schadenfreude


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.5694 del
>>5693
Same as always, I skimmed through at 4x speed


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.5695 del
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oh dog


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.5696 del
>>5695
???


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.5697 del
hate that Remco isn’t riding the giro


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.5698 del
>>5697
>hate that Remco
most supportive belgian


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.5699 del
>>5698
Belgians have gone full jihad on his ass now that he’s a muzzy


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.5700 del
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>>5697
>more aussies here then belgians, kek


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.5701 del
>>5700
And only 3 burgers, landis rolling in his grave


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.5702 del
>>5701
I thought Landis was a basque Though
do they like burgers ?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.5703 del
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It's holliday today berts, how was your ride? 2h gravel here, felt good


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.5704 del
>>5703
Lovely.
Makes you want to sit down under a tree and enjoy the sunshine.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.5705 del
>>5703
Lovely as always
Here it's grim and cold, will have to persuade meself to even score two hours or something


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.5706 del
Pauline :(


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.5707 del
>>5706
Van Emden shouldn't have shit one her


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.5708 del
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Kek, this dude doesn't care


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.5709 del
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>>5708
life before/after tramadol


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.5710 del
>>5703
massively jealous. we have shit weather here since 7+ days now


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.5711 del
>MAL given 1 million euro fine for doping
how do these doping fines work, is it somehow mandated or are they allowed to not pay it if they aren't going to race again anyway. or can he just hide out in colombia


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.5712 del
>>5711
If it's part of UCI rules he must have signed something when he became a professional rider. Then they can sue him if he doesn't pay since he would be breaching the contract.
That'd be my guess anyway. Don't know if you can hide from this kind of legal stuff in Colombia.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.5713 del
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Accidently posted it on 4chan but my boy bettiol is on farming duty in Bretagne, which is fiting


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.5714 del
>>5713
He knew what he signed up for


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.5715 del
>>5713
He gets a TdF spot so shouldn’t complain


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.5716 del
>>5714
>>5715
Tro-bro is a fun race, he might even enjoy racing it


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.5717 del
>>5716
he will revert to jobbertiol until later in the year where he once again becomes a world class runner


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.5718 del
>>5716
the winner of last years edition is still hiding


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.5719 del
>>5718
It will be the peak of his career


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.5720 del
luv me stier


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.5721 del
>>5719
:(
i still delieve


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.5722 del
>>5721
Only patje could have fixed him


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.5723 del
>>5721
he will win a stage in the le tour this summer


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.5724 del
>>5722
watch the 2024 lotto trident of van gils/van eetvelt/de lie all be washed by 25. some dark magic at lotto, weedar was right to try to get out early


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.5725 del
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de lie seems to be visiting what looks like auschwitz. should we be worried?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.5726 del
>>5724
Didn't look like Van Gils benefited from leaving Lotto


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.5727 del
>>5726
yes but he's shit now


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.5728 del
>>5726
He just had a bad rap in his personal life plus injuries from fiest race he did


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.5729 del
>>5726
Yes well everyone on Bora seems worse this year for some reason.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.5731 del
>>5722
Patje flew a helicopter to his farm to save him and it wasn't enough


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.5732 del
>>5726
He is team #backpain


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.5733 del
>>5725
He's getting proper volume in again, I expect him back in less than a month.
Can't believe they pit the development of a good rider in the hands of this guy


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.5734 del
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>>5733


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.5735 del
>>5731
Some people don't want to be saved


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.5736 del
I remember pre bora LAZKANO
a fine runner


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.5737 del
>>5736
Remember pre bora pithie, such promise


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.5738 del
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>>5734
>Tour Cycliste International de la Pharmacie Centrale de Tunisie


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.5739 del
>>5738
made for HAMZA


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.5740 del
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paula blasi mein dick son


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.5741 del
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I should go for a BIG workout ride but I really don't want to
But still better than watching the femmes (avec Zwift) I guess


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.5742 del
>>5740
Does she have walnuts in her cheeks or is this bitch 5 kg too heavy in her face alone


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.5743 del
>>5741
go on Bertaček, score some watts
otherwise you're mates will kwab ya in the mountains


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.5744 del
big marlen pas normal


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.5745 del
bike is being held hostage at the local bike shop, I'm losing my mind


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.5746 del
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better than nothing I guess. slovak weddings hit different, that shit took me 6 days to recover... getting old innit


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.5747 del
mavi garcia backwards pedalling. she used to be the only managing to hold on anime's wheel.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.5748 del
>cofidis riding for ARANBURU in Châteaulin
Lmao, this relegation stuff is so fun


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.5749 del
cabeza de carrera means giving head


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.5750 del
>>5746
GF told me the only blue she sees is from my pics. Shit weather in vienna apparently


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.5751 del
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Dude just explained he's going to go to EVERY 1.1 races in britany lmao. Based boomer
>vive le cyclisme


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.5752 del
Kerbal Space Program almost went into the woods like a wildhog.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.5753 del
>>5750
it's classic april weather but in may.. at least sun is coming back tomorrow but its still cold, staying around 14 C max. 8 days ago we had 31 C kek


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.5754 del
>using roofs
apparently not necessary in asSpain


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.5755 del
AvB is like still the directeur sportif for SD Worx, just on the bike now.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.5756 del
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>>5752
I KNEW my Kerbaol Space Program joke would catch on eventually, sometimes it just takes a few years


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.5757 del
>frame too small
>saddle too low
>Huge stack upfront
lmao


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.5758 del
meijering is a financebro
>studies and subsequent job in finance. She was a lecturer at the Rijksuniversiteit Groningen and the Utrecht University


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.5759 del
>>5757
I do like huge stacks up front, if you catch my drift hehe


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.5760 del
>>5734
lagoonass de neila


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.5761 del
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>>5756
I have NEVER seen this joke, I was pretty shocked no one went for this low hanging fruit to be very funny.
A few years ago I wasn't even aware I am a bert not so deep inside and should start posting on /cyc/.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.5762 del
oh look it's the PCS party van


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.5763 del
>>5762
some girls will get "dropped" there


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.5764 del
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In other news, I have started actively looking to for a job and boy I tell what a little lie or two in your resume does to HR hags.
Can't stop calling and giggling through the phone.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.5765 del
>>5764
leaving the /cyc/ office? big boss wont be happy


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.5766 del
>>5764
>a little lie or two
do tell, I need to write my CV in the next few days. could use inspiration


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.5767 del
>>5764
SQL and database manager at /cyc/ office makes all CVs looking good


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.5768 del
Nice rampas this.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.5769 del
rampas


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.5770 del
>>5765
I am planning to kick off a family, can't do it on a bert dole.
>>5767
Yes, and consolidate those shorter stints in different /cyc/ office branches into one in one branch, stretch it a bit so your resume gaps are basically filled, mention ALL your responsibilities anyways and add one you can do but /cyc/ office never had the budget for the software package.
Wha-la, sir you have all the things we were looking for but we couldn't find!


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.5771 del
luv me rampas


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.5772 del
creep taking upskirt shorts at the side


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.5774 del
kwabsia


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.5775 del
MADOUAS on the move


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.5776 del
VALENTIN BY MY VALENTINE


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.5777 del
Reusser is a rampa specialist now


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.5778 del
Anna so strong


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.5779 del
I think I have to move to the Netherlands to become a climbing specialist, the alps won't cut it.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.5780 del
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>>5767


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.5781 del
hypnose doping, the new meta


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.5782 del
vollergoes


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.5783 del
AvB gone and dead
big Marlen pas normale


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.5784 del
>>5770
A family?? Why the hell would you want to do that. Those are unnecessary destractions from ciclismo. STOP these delusions


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.5785 del
I remember the autismbert girlfriend arc, good times


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.5786 del
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>>5784
Anyway, I am NOT watching females cycling. Sorry!!! I am just not doing it


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.5787 del
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>>5786
are you a gay?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.5788 del
>>5786
Based Boucles de l'Aulne enjoyer


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.5789 del
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>>5785
A long time ago, I was still young and naive


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.5790 del
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>>5789
only 45 back then, just getting to know the world


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.5791 del
BIG day for FDJ


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.5792 del
askey??? eh?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.5793 del
Lewis ASKEY
KUBISZ kwiked.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.5794 del
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I remember when a Belgian Bert had a giant gf.
We never heard from him again.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.5795 del
askey wins boucles de l'aulne


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.5796 del
>>5792
his early spring was pretty good


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.5797 del
Pas normal


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.5798 del
>>5795
Yes, we know


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.5799 del
>>5787
this is the gayest sport alive we all are


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.5800 del
>>5773
I have already been here. It will be aboot two years right now.
Yes well, no one appreciates these jokes about boomer games and music.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.5801 del
>>5794
all it takes is riding 100km in a loop around you're house and you too may have a giantess cyc gf


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.5802 del
>>5708
adjusting


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.5803 del
rooiACKers out of nowhere


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.5804 del
Morbihan open.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.5805 del
>cofidis bring aranburu, coquard
>20 UCI points
this should be an autorelegation


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.5806 del
Time gaps looked a bit inflated


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.5807 del
>>5806
it's very steep


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.5808 del
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ADJUST


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.5809 del
wow fisher-price really exploded lmao


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.5810 del
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Pls stop. I will be full time adjusting. I need my sleep veloman


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.5811 del
Demi and Big Marlen must feel good riding for teams where they don't have to constantly worry about betrayals.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.5812 del
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>>5811
do you think they hate her


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.5813 del
>>5812
at least the Kopecky camp, yes

I don't think AvdB cares


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.5814 del
>>5813
I think deep down anna hates her prodigy betraying her
but with anime creating her own now things could get interesting


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.5815 del
>white smoke


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.5816 del
>>5815
>watching livestream
>cyc still tells me before i see it
this happens with races but now the fucking conclave. kek


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.5817 del
who is the /cyc/ approved Pope candidate?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.5819 del
>>5817
Pog


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.5820 del
>>5817
Sarah


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.5821 del
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>>5816
>forgot to define the flag and now I'm chiner
This is what you get for relying on tiz instead of paypigging for OnlyBerts+ with a Carlton stream from the Holy See.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.5822 del
>>5816
>>5815
fuck off lmao this is how I learn


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.5823 del
>>5817
The Hungarian guy seems pretty based.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.5824 del
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>>5817
Naturally


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.5825 del
>>5817
the african guy is the most tradpilled


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.5826 del
>cosneking 2nd
hmm, dare I say it he's back? He's way too expensive at 20 velocoins though.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.5827 del
If we did girls velogames seriously, tismbert would track the girls menstrual cycles. I'm surprised though that they still have them as pro athletes torturing their bodies.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.5828 del
also kek that Demi triggered schizobert with her speech


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.5829 del
>>5824
>visitMalta
the hospitalier are BACK


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.5830 del
>>5827
it's most likely irregular


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.5831 del
hmm, I don't think that fight of the Swiss guard with helberds against the carabinieri with machine guns is fair.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.5832 del
there he is, alberto contador is the new pope


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.5833 del
>>5832
Anything to stay away from the wife.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.5834 del
>>5833
and fulfill his gay fantasies


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.5835 del
Didn't seen your guys' photos or videos for a long time.
They look SHARP.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.5836 del
habemus bertam


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.5837 del
I hope it's our guy pizzaballer


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.5838 del
new pope hype livestream


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.5839 del
REMCO HAS STORMED THE CHAPEL


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.5840 del
Giro will arrive in the Vatican in 3 weeks, so this is /cyc/


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.5841 del
tifoso out in full force


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.5842 del
/cyc/ is a catholic board prots OUT


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.5843 del
Uae merda.
Allah cullo.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.5844 del
>>5840
we are free from janitores here


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.5845 del
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>>5824
How could I forget the cycling nation of the Vatican


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.5846 del
tete de la course has arrived


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.5847 del
here he comes


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.5848 del
>a fucking burger
disgrace


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.5849 del
>a fucking burger


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.5850 del
Leo XXIV it is


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.5851 del
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>it’s an american


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.5852 del
hahahahahahahahaa


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.5853 del
USA USA USA


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.5854 del
>a fucking burger
Europe has fallen


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.5855 del
preferred an african or asian over this


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.5856 del
pope went to villanova kek.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.5857 del
kek those bookmaker odds were so far off


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.5858 del
>Prevost has faced criticism from advocates for clergy abuse survivors regarding his handling of sexual abuse allegations during his leadership in the Augustinian order and in Peru. The advocacy group SNAP (Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests) has alleged that Prevost failed to act against abuse claims involving Richard McGrath, a former president of Providence Catholic High School, allowing him to remain in his position despite longstanding accusations.
of course


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.5859 del
>>5848
>>5849
>>5851
>>5852
>>5854
Evropeans unanimously jubilant.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.5860 del
>>5859
flag is wrong, am burger. your right though, i am jubilant :)


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.5861 del
>peruvian citizenship
inb4 a certified peruANO


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.5862 del
surely you're catholicposting is ironic..?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.5863 del
>>5862
Born and raised a catholic.
The sense of belonging doesn't just go away just because I'm not actually religious. It's more of a cultural thing now I guess.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.5864 del
>>5862
Of course, all /cyc/ posters are hardcore Landismo followers after all.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.5865 del
>>5863
true!


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.5866 del
>half french
Is this enough to break the curse?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.5867 del
>>5866
quarter french


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.5868 del
>>5866
For PFPREVOST of course.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.5869 del
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Yes. Well.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.5870 del
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>JD meets Pope
>Pope dies
>Trump tweets him as the Pope ai slop
>a fucking burger becomes the Pope
Could you not?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.5871 del
>>5869
phwoar


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.5872 del
>>5869
Upgraded from the /cyc/ gruppeto to the back of the pedalton.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.5873 del
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To be on topic, after the previous discussion on Bertacek eating protein bars during a BIG ride, I went kinda overboard as usual and bought a lot of placebo shit
>some fruit bars
>some not so fruit bars
>some bars you're supposed to eat BEFORE
>some powder than you drink after ride that "helps" you regenerate
well at least it tastes good


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.5874 del
>>5873
Just buy ketones lol


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.5875 del
>>5874
i DO have some self-respect left


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.5876 del
>>5869
never regretted a training
always seems to be a good day when it's hardest to get out the door as well


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.5877 del
>>5875
no half measures, go 'pig them ketones now


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.5878 del
buy worm blood and placentas


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.5879 del
>>5878
i’m sure the shady links lead to placentas and blood


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.5880 del
>>5879
well too bad I replaced the shady links with other shady links. If you didn't refresh the tab, the links should be still there.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:31 [Preview] No.5881 del
>>5880
heh, I saw your omloop fever edit too


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.5882 del
>>5880
topkek


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.5883 del
so the burger pope is an Augustiner monk. So time for some Augustiner Bräu from München instead of some Belgian monk duvel for once.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.5884 del
>>5878
do I look like a bee


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.5885 del
>>5873
Bars are all fine and dandy until you realize that you have to pack like 15 of them for a plus size ride.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.5886 del
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Good evening paypigs, can I interest you in some advance HR. This time with HR


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.5887 del
>>5886
This time with AI*


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.5888 del
>>5886
don't have any problems waking up


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.5889 del
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>>5886
What's the AI going to tell me?
>based on your heart rate data, your training this week is less intense than usual.
>Way to recover intelligently
<mfw I'm blasting harder than I have in a long time


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.5890 del
>>5889
sounds like my garmin watch
>you've had an easy day you lazy shit try 2 hours of sprints tomorrow fuck you goodbye


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.5891 del
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>>5888
Are you really awake?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.5892 del
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>>5891
I wonder how many paypigs bought Garmin Connect+. Could be as high as 10 I wager.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.5893 del
how many stages m*ds gonna win?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.5894 del
>>5893
1, but lots of top 10's and lots of intermediate sprints


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.5895 del
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>>5890
IS THAT A 90 MINUTE WALK AT LEISURE PACE? YOUR VO2MAX HAS DECREASED BY 6 POINTS


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.5896 del
>>5895
strava is also bad, 160km ride but your average HR is less than 140?
>keeping steady with your efforts
2 hill sprints in a 30km ride
>you're peaking


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.5897 del
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>nothing good ever came from the east
<nothing good ever came from the west


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.5898 del
>>5891
>subscription model
makes me wanna go poastal


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.5899 del
So what is Axelshit's optakt for GC? I would like to adjust his favoritterne out


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.5900 del
>>5895
>tracking leisurely walks
surely the g*rmin is only for scoring Big sessions


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.5901 del
>>5899
ayuso 5 stars
rog and landa 4 stars
del toro, yeish, storer 3 stars
gee, hindley, tiberi, arseman 2 stars


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.5902 del
>>5892
Still in awe at that move. A PR disaster for something that'll bring in a few million per year lmao


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.5903 del
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Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.5904 del
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TARLING OUT
locked IN
bring it ON


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.5905 del
the pope has made my flag that of a burger once again...


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.5906 del
>>5901
Doubters better adjust Ayuso and Roglic out to prove Axelgod wrong.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.5907 del
>>5870
new papa is based and hates Trump and JD


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.5908 del
>>5901
Cararat podium confirmed


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.5909 del
>>5898
For me its the fact that they lock the features obviously aimed at the FAT behind the highest tier. True entrepreneurship


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.5911 del
>>5910
me too, the rat and landa against better judgement maybe but I do best when I pick my boys


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.5912 del
Giro Sprinter's Jersey OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pedersen 2
>Groves 4.5
>Kooij 7
>Aert 7
>Bennett 15
>Magnier 19
>Fretin 26
>Moschetti 34
>Fiorelli 34
>Roglic 67
>Uden 81
>Bondt 81
>Thijssen 101


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.5913 del
>>5900
Au contraire that thing is for recording any and all activity and not-activity 24/7/365. Paid for it, finna use it simple as.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.5914 del
>>5903
soul


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.5915 del
>>5909
>dies of heart failure because they didnt paypig enough


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.5916 del
Giro KOM Jersey OFFICIAL /bet/

>Steinhauser 9
>Carapaz Montenegro 12
>Bardet 17
>Aert 17
>Storerr 17
>Poels 17
>Scaroni 17
>Pidcvck 19
>Roglic 21
>Quintana 23
>Ciccone 23
>Ayuso Pesquera 29
>Yatesi 34
>Fortunato 34
>Pellizzari 34
>Bowman 34
>Zana 34
>Poole 41
>Yatesi 41
>Gaudu 41
>Piganzoli 41
...
>Double 51
>Hirt 101


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.5917 del
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They're all so bad


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.5918 del
Well well well

It appears our supremacy has led to some controversy


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.5919 del
>>5916
what has the ulle regen shown this year to deserve this


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.5920 del
Most all rounders being hjaelpers really makes this harder than it should be.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.5921 del
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Giro General Classification OFFICIAL /bet/

>Roglic 2.2
>Ayuso Pesquera 2.75
>Yatesi 9
>Storer 17
>Landa 19
>Tiberi 23
>Arensman 26
>Carapaz 29
>Pidcvck 34
>Toro 34
>Gee 34
>Bernal Gomez 34
>Martinez Povidla 41
>Yatesi 41
>Hindley 41
>Vine 41
>Ciccone 67
>Gaudu 101
...
>Aert 151
>Quintana 301
>Hirt 401
>Cepeda 401
>Kelderman 601
>Fuglsang 1501
>Voisard 1501


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.5922 del
>>5903
Beautiful.
I miss when magazines had this kind front pages.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.5923 del
>>5921
storer 4th favorite is insane


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.5924 del
>>5919
4 breaks + stage win 3rd in KOM last year. nussin this yr though, its KOM some GC second-tier will drop out and then farm it like usual


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.5925 del
>>5916
>Ulle2 at 9
feeling a cheeky 100 here


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.5926 del
>>5917
I see at least 5 /elite/ riders in there


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.5927 del
>>5921
one eurodollars on keldermeme please


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.5928 del
>>5921
>>5916
>>5912
This is a mid-goombler brain when he is still relying on "hey, I remember this guy being good in the last two years".


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.5929 del
>>5916
nobody picking marco fridge for this?
he's a proven breakaway merchant


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.5930 del
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>trusting binny


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.5931 del
>>5921
carapaz montenegrobros our coffers will be flush come summer


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.5932 del
>>5917
The climbers are horrible to pick this race.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.5933 del
>>5929
he's in the climber section where there are arguably better choices


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.5934 del
>Thymen Arensman is still in contact with Tom Dumoulin: “He wants to continue sharing things”
In my mind he calls him weekly to tell him how much happier he is since retiring


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.5935 del
>>5930
>trustiny binny


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.5936 del
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>>5869
For me it was a 18 Eggs kinda ride


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.5937 del
>>5936
>not measuring in duvels
lame


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.5938 del
>>5937
Fourty five cups of Broccoli


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.5939 del
If you don't believe in Ciccone winning the Giro then you don't believe in anything


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.5940 del
Give me a six pointer to steal


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.5941 del
>>5939
back in Giro 2019 I said he would win a grand tour one day
in hindsight not my best prediction


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.5942 del
>>5933
At six points? Are you mad?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.5943 del
>>5940
CEPEDA


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.5944 del
>>5940
What do you have in mind? A top 20 GC candidate, a puncheur or a break merchant?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.5945 del
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>>5944
Somebody that will score a LOT of velopoints of course
I currently have Bowman and Brenner and at least the former is too washed to my liking. And Brenner will slave for Storer until he DNFs.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.5946 del
>>5945
What about Cepeda


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.5947 del
>>5946
Cepeda has too much decency


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.5948 del
>>5947
I meant the other one


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.5949 del
>>5945
CATTANEO innit


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.5950 del
>>5945
Tarling of course


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.5951 del
>>5945
Wout Poels.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.5952 del
wonder if they will rather use mcnut or del stier as a satellite


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.5953 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sgquW3NSydg [Embed]


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.5954 del
>>5953
Azhusted!


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.5955 del
is there anything worth it in the 4-pointers or is it just he polti and bardiani lotteries?


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.5956 del
>>5955
Eulalio will surprise in the passos


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.5957 del
>>5953
First time I am listening to this.
How annoying is this fucking boomer.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.5958 del
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>>5955
take your pick from the bargain bin


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.5959 del
>>5957
I run it at 2x speed no exception


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.5960 del
>>5949
kwab
>>5950
washed
>>5951
actually a good suggestion


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.5961 del
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>>5955
I already gave you my 4 pointer but everyone seems to have forgotten this most obvious pick


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.5962 del
>>5921
why do I have some serious doubts about Primoz? Red Bull has been dogshit since Catalunya. For a team with their budget that's really disappointing. Red Bull is known in other sports to use their money very efficiently.
Primoz has unfinished business with the Tour and he doesn't seem to take the Giro too seriously, just smiling and saying that he didn't do any recon.
the only thing stopping UAE is the riders betraying each other without Elite being there as most trusted Gregario.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.5963 del
Here we go again with the drastic last minute adjustments that I'll most likely end up regretting.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.5964 del
after some adjoosting, I've decided to go vismoid-free
this team has some guys who should score points, but I have absolute 0 trust that any of them will last more than 10 stages in this race


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.5965 del
>>5958
if two of these aren't in the break every day idk what they're doing


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.5966 del
>>5962
It's over. We are in for three grand tours of absolute UAE dominance this year. And my veloteam doesn't even have a single UAE rider on it but it's too late to rebuild from scratch.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.5967 del
>>5961
If it's who I remember, I considered him but went with someone else. My pick was 2nd to that guy in a race this season.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.5968 del
>>5966
What do you mean. You still have the whole night to adjust


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.5969 del
>>5967
Marcellusi is only 4? That's not even that bad of a pick


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.5970 del
>Deenz
>Fatnik
>Hindlol
nice mountain train you got there bore-uh


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.5971 del
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>>5958
My god what a horrible team


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.5972 del
>>5969
yeah, I was surprised that among all bardianis he is one of only two 4-pointers
no idea what veloman is doing


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.5973 del
>>5968
Well I liked the team until all the Roglic psyops I read today.


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.5974 del
>>5973
DNF might still be a good value


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.5975 del
>>5972
There's a good handful of not-terrible 4 pointers tbh


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.5976 del
if I adjust out Roglič the glut of velocents to spend will surely cause me to make a worse team


Bert 05/08/2025 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.5977 del
new bread pls


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