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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No. 72956
The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand edition

>Current and upcoming road races
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>71941


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.72962 del
squeaking in progress from 19 until 6


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.72975 del
When will Memco DNF, place your bets


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.72982 del
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33 Jonas Vingegaard
25 Lenny Martinez
24 Thomas Pidcock
22 Dorian Godon
15 Florian Lipowitz
15 Iván Ramiro Sosa
10 Jørgen Nordhagen
10 Cian Uijtdebroeks
9 Felix Gall
9 João Almeida
8 Valentin Paret-Peintre
7 Toon Aerts
7 Ethan Vernon
7 Matthew Riccitello
7 Josh Burnett
6 Léo Bisiaux
6 Mikel Landa
6 Senna Remijn
5 Remco Evenepoel
5 Georg Steinhauser
5 Andreas Leknessund
5 Afonso Eulálio
4 Marc Soler
4 Noa Isidore
4 Giulio Ciccone
4 Filippo Zana
3 Oscar Onley
3 Richard Carapaz
3 Jakob Omrzel
3 Henok Mulubrhan
3 Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
3 Magnus Cort
3 Cristián Rodríguez
2 Lorenzo Fortunato
2 Brady Gilmore
2 Liam Slock
2 Bruno Armirail
2 Darren Rafferty
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Jai Hindley
2 Bob Jungels
2 Mathieu Kockelmann
2 Patrick Gamper
2 Antoine L'Hote
1 Yago Aguirre
1 Ben O'Connor
1 Sam Bennett
1 Stefan De Bod
1 Sergio Geovani Chumil
1 Henri Uhlig
1 Brandon McNulty
1 Simone Gualdi
1 Alberto Dainese
1 Michel Hessmann
1 Jacopo Mosca
1 Rainer Kepplinger
1 Mikel Bizkarra
1 Markel Beloki
1 Koen Bouwman
1 Carlos Rodríguez
1 Byron Munton
1 Enric Mas
1 Jokin Murguialday
1 Reuben Thompson
1 Gal Glivar
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Einer Rubio
1 Menno Huising
1 Baptiste Veistroffer
1 Luca Vergallito
1 Jay Vine
1 Abel Balderstone


>7=

2 Jonas Vingegaard Lenny Martinez Thomas Pidcock Florian Lipowitz Iván Ramiro Sosa Jørgen Nordhagen Felix Gall
>Quality organic self-grown riders
>So glad i stopped watching this \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.72988 del
Oh here are the noombers


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.72989 del
Hehe nobody fell for that Guardeño psyop


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.72992 del
>>72982
>5 remco
heh, berts not believing anymore


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.72996 del


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.72997 del
Veirhuffer picker already picking up points


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.72999 del
>>72997
Bertao.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.73000 del
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>>72982
great, I'm cursed


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.73002 del
>>72997
always believed in him


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.73003 del
oi what do you mean pidkwak wont go for gc?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.73004 del
all Henok MULUBRHAN pickers are my bros


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.73005 del
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Why did so many Berts pick Sosa?
Is he not completely dogshit now? What am I missing?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.73006 del
>>73005
I like the name and thats that maybe some of the social media people picked him


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.73007 del
>>73005
Yeah there are so many spectacular 4 pointers like ehh


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.73008 del
NSM is ridding all in for bradley gilmore today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJlTy5iT4ZE [Embed]

This will rejoice the 2 berts believers


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.73009 del
>>73005
4 points and not normal at the nationals


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.73010 del
>>73008
What?? Get the FUCK out of here


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.73011 del
I spent TEN velocoins on Vernon


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.73012 del
>>73011
The finish isn't that easy, i am not sure vernon would have held.
Or he'd be gassed


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.73013 del
were ASO's live trackers already like this last year or is Catalunya's new?

looks surprisingly good and compact imo


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.73014 del
Veistroffer gets the KOM points, absolutely feasting. Just need Cort to win the stage.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.73015 del
Please stop requesting best Frenchman stats from PCS man


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.73016 del
>>73014
>cort


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.73017 del
>>73016
I thought long and hard about him but he is too inconsistent


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.73018 del
crikey what an answer from 'Cock


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.73019 del
italian conti ciclista snatched for dopage

anyway pogi is allowed to roam freely still


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.73020 del
Oh so Sosa was only 4 points.
Wasn't paying attention. He won't do shit anyway.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.73022 del
What was this dude's fucking problem


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.73023 del
>>73022
being the apex


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.73024 del
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>>73022
being too based


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.73025 del
Easy endurance today as we were all pretty tired from yesterday's big efforts. Went to a couple of monasteries, amazing views, and even the flatter countryside was pretty spectacular. Rode the last 2h by myself and I think I prefer that to riding in a group, it's nice to be by yourself and your thoughts.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.73026 del
>>73025
we will be expecting a cumulative total of the egg count for you're trip of course


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.73027 del
>>73026
Sure! Today 41, yesterday 55, 15 on Sat. Let's see if we can get to 300 yet heh


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.73028 del
Vernon out?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.73029 del
lucky number
>7 Josh Burnett
>7 Ethan Vernon


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.73030 del
>>73028
The tunnels won't be safe tonight


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.73031 del
almost took Baroncini


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.73032 del
probably last ride outside before 10 days of rain and snow


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.73033 del


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.73034 del
>>73032
Good job, Bert
For me, it's tomorrow the last ride of the spring
Then it's winter again


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.73035 del
>>73032
same for all of us isn't it


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.73036 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.73037 del
This was a fun stage last year


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.73038 del
>>73037
or the year before where the legend Nick Schultz beat teddy pogacar


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.73039 del
soler is jumping around like a spastik on the bike. I don't like it


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.73040 del
l'hote dead


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.73041 del
ciccone gone


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.73042 del
>>73038
Or in 2022 when it was Sonny COLBRELLI's swamp song


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.73043 del
>>73042
rumor is today will also have a victim


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.73044 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.73045 del
>>73041
Trek's lineup had too many potential liders so I took none of them


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.73046 del
adjusted ciccone out last minute for the other potential fraud lenny


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.73047 del
Why is UAE drilling it?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.73048 del
Questions are being asked


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.73049 del
>>73047
Probably just for positioning


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.73050 del
>>73047
the only way to beat jonas is force him to chute by going full send


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.73051 del
this is a great descent


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.73052 del
kockelmeme still alive wtf


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.73053 del
jonas going crazy


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.73054 del
he's riding as if a cycling influencer is in his wheel


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.73055 del
he will never chute like in basque country again
if anyone will hit those tree roots it's me


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.73056 del
Should have just kept UHLIG.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.73057 del
Godon is a kino rider


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.73058 del
Maybe should have picked Remco after all. Congrats Tismbert for 1-2-3.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.73059 del
GODon


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.73060 del
GREAT effort by humiliated Remco


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.73061 del
godoped is a beast but I don't know who won


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.73062 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.73063 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.73064 del
silva 4th
lotto rider 5th


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.73065 del
That a pretty long sprint. Remking almost had time to come back around GODon again.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.73066 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.73067 del
>>73065
>I've been working on longer efforts
he's gonna get heemed on the rampas again isn't he


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.73068 del
>>73067
He is, these explosions were nothing a one trip to a mountain can fix.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.73069 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.73070 del
>>73067
He's no longer the no punch meme rider he once was but he'll get heemed by Jonas Joãonas in the passos.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.73071 del
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My boy RACCAGNI NOVIERO is there too, if I knew he would be before UHLIG in the pecking order.
L'HOTE skors too, bertman was doing me dirty reporting he is dead.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.73072 del
>>73071
my bad, I forgot Kirby was senile and can't read numbers anymore


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.73073 del
>>73072
I have BARANOWSKI on Eurosport Polska who is outstanding in reading riders. But I tuned to tiz since it has less delay.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.73074 del
Autismbert and Irishbert with 1-2-3. They may still not win.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.73075 del
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Luv GODon's Frenglish.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.73076 del
Great job driving for Gilmore while the other other other fraud BENNETT was the highest finishing guy. Hive me back my 10, I am picking RACCAGNI and some 6 jobber.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.73077 del
I think I did ctr+f Gaudon and didn't find him.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.73078 del
gee-yeast completely humiliated alongside most trek riders


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.73079 del
>wins one stage
>gets numerous trophies
hmm


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.73080 del
>>73076
Gilmore may have been in a chute with GALL, EULALIO, LEKNSESSUND, MULUBRHAN, MUNTON, DECOMBLE, GUARDEŃO


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.73081 del
>>73078
Many frauds exposed. Really didn't like picking any of them, even SKJELMOSE who looks fine.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.73082 del
Go away with burgerland flag.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.73083 del
Remco Evenepoel? Remco Evenepoel!


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.73084 del


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.73085 del
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this guy really made the deal of the century


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.73086 del
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>>73084
Because it's not mine. You're pretty comfy with Egypt, why would that be a thing if the banner is so great, HUH?

Our Bért wins.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.73087 del
why didn't memco just ride MSR, why is he so stupid


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.73088 del
>>73087
Dreaming the GC dream (nightmare).


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.73089 del
>>73087

It's ok. Next year Cipressa is going to be Remco vs Vingegaard vs Seixas.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.73090 del
>>73087
gotta larp as a gc rider AT ALL COST


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.73091 del
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>>73088
>>73090
why did he have to win that vuelta


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.73092 del
NJAL is doing some crazy race type I have never seen before


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.73093 del
>>73092
steering in virtual riding, what are we coming to


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.73094 del
>>73092
There's a time trial this week, wanna try it later too
>>73093
It is so overpowered too in zwift """racing""", if you are against some poor bertacek who can't steer, you can drift away so he doesn't get any slipstream. Also you cut corners and save some 1% of total distance.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.73095 del
>>73094
wait how do you steer, do you ride with a xbox 360 controller or something


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.73096 del
>>73095
apparently yes


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.73097 del
>>73096
is it gyro controlled or do you use the d-pad
if it's just the d-pad it's kinda lame tbh


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.73098 del
>>73096
pretty gay if you ask me


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.73099 del
Memco should be doing all 5 monuments. It's more than time to force him to ride on some cobbles.

I genuinely don't understand how any Belgian could ever excuse this much cowardice.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.73100 del
>Chris Froome - chief innovation officer


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.73101 del
>>73094
kek that's really funny I don't even remember that being a thing last time I raced on zwift
steering away from the non purchasers as you attack so they can't follow well lmao thats funny


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.73102 del
>>73101
I always try shit like this because I have those controllers and I have like a 950W sprint (Zwift fatties will routinely drop 1800W sprints even in Cat D races). Never seems to work for me.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.73103 del
>>73097
The orange bits are rockers you can "pull". The d-pad is for menu etc. They discontinued this model though, because they fucked up the sweat-proofing. I think they were probably also way overly complex for what they are. They were giving them away for free+shipping at one point, so I picked up a set - haven't really used them.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.73104 del
>>73100
Must be nice to be famous. Get a fancy title and a good pay to do aboslutely nothing except attaching your name to something,


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.73105 del
>>73104
But he's innovative considering his streams of income


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.73106 del
>>73105
>hey remember when I won Tour de France? pay me
Not innovative in the slighest but it has worked out for him. I wonder how long this training platform will last. Seems like it wont have much to offer unless you are a professional athlete that needs to monitor a lot of training data but they probably get it for free as part of sponsorships. Will enough amateurs dish out a monthly subscription for this shit to keep them afloat when they run out of investor money?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.73107 del
>del toro does E3 saxo classic


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.73108 del
>>73107
Based. And yet the closest a certain Belgian superstar has come to do a cobbled classic is the prestigious Brabant Arrow


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.73109 del
>>73108
did humiliate a certain cobbled specialist on that one


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.73110 del
>>73108
I understand if he hates cobbles but he should have done MSR. If Pidcucktini could follow Pogi so could Remco.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.73111 del
>>73110
his mind just doesn't work that way, everything that goes on right now in his head is to prove that he is not bad on long climbs


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.73112 del
Please understand, remco was trapped on mount teide


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.73113 del
>>73111
But he is bad on long climbs


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.73114 del
>>73113
did pretty good that one tdf, he just flip flops his weight around too much


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.73115 del
They really don't have anyone left outside of grug and jasper do they. Dude's lucky pogi is there because I don't think he'll win RVV with that team


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.73116 del
>>73115
well the alpecin plan has always been grug+jappe+dudes who can pedal a decent amount of watts for a while to make cobbles hard before grug smashes no?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.73117 del
>>73114
Poor remco needed an Italian wife, not marocan


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.73118 del
>>73116
It'll work for roubaix but they need someone that survive bergs a little bit more for RVV. I think del grosse will be there once groves DNS.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.73119 del
>>73115
does it matter, the finale of RVV is just a rider vs rider wattfest
last year the jumbos had the numbers advantage + the stuyven & pedersen duo and they still couldn't get any closer to pogacar


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.73120 del
>>73114
He's fresh out of Ramadan. He's got to be super lean at the moment.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.73121 del
>>73119
It doesn't matter if pogi is there. It would if he wasn't.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.73122 del
this was unironically peak shape remco
he hasn't looked this sharp ever again


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.73123 del
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>>73122
there was also remco forma 62 kg


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.73124 del
>>73115
Dehairshaver, Tibor and /cyc/s most picked rider Marsman mean nothing to you?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.73125 del
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I have a feeling winning RVV these days is near impossible for grug. He has to stay with pog till the finish which didn't happen last year and sure as hell won't happen this year. If a g2 manages to catch pog and it comes down to a sprint he's very likely to lose to pedersen and I assume grug is well aware of that since he chose to work with pog until that one dropped him instead of trying his luck in g2 right away.
It's over, 0 monuments for grug this season. Retirement 2028


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.73126 del
>>73124
that jonas geens dude they found out of nowhere has also been a top tier domestique this year
planckaert is also good
alpecin is fine, it's not like soren kragh saddle sore is any better than washed senechal these days


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.73127 del
>>73125
>since last year he chose to work with pog
Retirement bert much sooner


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.73128 del
Pog and Grug should just do a friendly swap. Rvv for Rubaix. Both walk away happy.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.73129 del
>>73128
pog just needs to win all 5 monuments in a season so he can do all 3 grand tours next year


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.73130 del
>>73125
Last time I checked Paris-Roubaix was a monument..

innit Bert?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.73131 del
>>73130
he will lose


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.73132 del
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>>73129
Then, the next year, he can do all 5 monuments and all three grand tours.

...and the next year....


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.73133 del
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>>73130
once you realize that in 2026 pogs raw watts are probably better than grugs raw watts outside of short bursts and he's a lot more aero it looks very very unrosy in the roubaix department


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.73134 del
>>73132
the next year he will become WC CX, XC MTB and XC skiing


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.73135 del
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kek


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.73136 del
imagine after completing ciclismo dopagačar goes to ski jumping and wins olimpic gold


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.73137 del
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Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.73138 del
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>>73135
norway
norwegians


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.73139 del
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>>73135
Time for that 3rd puberty or something.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.73140 del
>>73133
I think Grug has enough to keep PR this year; we didn't see his true form in MSR with his injured hand unable to hold the bar


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.73141 del
>>73140
Yes, what was up with the hánd?
Didn't pay attention to the thread besides the race itself.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.73142 del
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>>73141
think it was just a squished finger and finger nail
and an ad for the watch


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.73143 del
do you think finnbert and his team mates visit some Spanish doctor to help them enhance their performance or is it just Ballermann time?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.73144 del
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>85 CICCONE Giulio +01:46
>89 GAMERGATE HART T*o ,,
>91 WEST Derek ,,
>112 GAUDU Davide +03:58
>139 NOVAK Pavel +06:29
>149 HESSMANN Michael +08:04
>154 VERNON Ethan +10:20
>161 HIRT Joseba +15:17 (Last)


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.73146 del
>>73142
Surely annoying, maybe even painful when big watts applied but was he not getting lachéd with his fuckfinger intact.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.73147 del
>>73146
Maybe he bumped his knee or something else too. He never said anything...or if he did I missed it.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.73148 del
>>73147
Maybe but it just looks like your guy has achieved his final form and grug stayed in his top shape but it is equivalent to top last year - not enough.
On the other hand P*dcock could follow and he is not your first thought on wattbombers despite the obvious squeak levels of W/kg.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.73149 del
FUCK OFF WITH THE SATAN FLAG.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.73150 del
>>73144
Frauds exposed on day 1, nice


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.73151 del
everyone from my cuntry enjoys sniffing dirty butt holes


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.73152 del
>>73151
Really???


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.73153 del
>>73152
it's true


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.73154 del
Haha ignore that other guy, it's actually a fact that all Poles are semen addicts


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.73155 del
>stay behind the car to reach the cipressa
>stay behind mateo on the cipressa
>have victor, mateo and laporte wait for you to bring you back behind the two climbs
>stay at the back of the peloton the whole poggio
>snicky attack at 1.4km to go, behind moto
>HE'S BACK, would have followed pogi 100%
Kek


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.73156 del
godon?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.73157 del
Why Polan flag is upside down?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.73158 del
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>>73151
>>73153
>>73154
Don't forget to continue attention whoring with that slimy shapeshifting chumminess and all other obnoxious eurolarp.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.73159 del
I bet this "Pole" is Australian.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.73160 del
>today I feel ... polish


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.73161 del
What's going on


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.73162 del
back on topic:
<Pogačar’s mechanic, Boštjan Kavčnik, reveals: “Only after the finish did we realize Tadej had ridden the finale on a cracked frame.”

>“The rear fork was damaged, but fortunately it held together. Had Tadej known the true condition of the bike, he would never have descended so aggressively as he even attacked on the descent and when he tried to push Tom Pidcock to the limit.”

>“Tadej crashed on his left side, where there’s no gear shifter, but the crash mode was still triggered. He reset it himself and didn’t notice anything else wrong, so we didn’t change the bike.”

“This bike will now go into his special collection, it cannot be used anymore.”


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.73163 del
>>73162
what is crash mode?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.73164 del
>>73163
the rear derailleur is disabled to prevent it from shifting


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.73165 del
>>73162
>There was a good reason not to switch bikes. “It was the first time Tadej opted for a single chainring. By removing the front derailleur and the extra chainring, we saved weight and were able to improve aerodynamics. He also used larger wheels with narrower tires: 28 millimeters this year compared to 30 millimeters last year,” Kavčnik outlines
I thought 30 were faster than 28?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.73166 del
>>73165
on smooth roads it depends on whatever the wheelset they're using is designed for, if he's using the most aero wheelset that the sponsor has to offer and that one is optimized for 28s then the 28s are faster.
If the most aero wheelset is designed for ~32mm tire width then tires that measure 32mm would be faster, on rough sections like cobbles wider is always better


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.73167 del
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BARBIER wins in Thailand. Nobody lost time except for Jack LIGHTFOOT. His feet must have been heavier than expected


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.73168 del
My boy KERGOZOU DE LA BOESSIERE is WASHED


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.73169 del
>>73161
Burgers got bootyblasted about my unwillingness to keep posting under a burger flag.
Surely this is that tryhard "Dane" fed, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is more than one falseflagging.
Winebert was asking questions too but he doesn't strike me as a prime suspect, and he can take banter ok.

Sorry burgers, your flag is now just a rung or two higher than the j*wish one.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.73170 del
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Ez


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.73171 del
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that would have been the thai stream of stage 1. the sprint was on a Belgian tier road.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HEsYgEfklI4 [Embed]


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.73172 del
also a big chute happened 400 meters before the end


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.73173 del
wout msr video dropped, don't watch it. visma gloating despite having cheated as hell.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.73174 del
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finally a saddlebag worthy of bertaczek


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.73175 del
>>73173
I would rather cut my own head off with a rusty razor blade then watch that shit so no worries


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.73176 del
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Than*. God damnit


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.73177 del
>>73175
ok, my recommendations updated, looks like every team made a MSR video. I wonder if UAE's video quality is still so bad that it looks like Gianetti is filming and editing them himself.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.73178 del
>>73174
I ordered new saddlebag yesterday


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.73179 del
>>73178
kek, sorry we bullied your H U G E saddlebag so many times you finally considered getting a smaller one.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.73180 del
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Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.73181 del
>>73179
I fear it might not be that much smaller


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.73182 del
You know, protein bars don't pack that small, he needs a huge bag for his dozens of bars.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.73183 del
>>73181
sizeking eh


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.73184 del
Also the full spectrum of Park Tools (tm) tools to deal with the inevitable mechanical catastrophe.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.73185 del
>>73183
My main issue with my current saddlebag is not the size, but that its point of contact is also on the seatpost and then it gradually moves itself down until it lands on the varia


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.73186 del
>>73182
I put me bars in me jersey pocket, I'm not a monster


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.73187 del
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These cute little goats are everywhere, I nearly hit one on Sa Calobra when it jumped in front of me


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.73188 del
managed to squeeze one last tempo ride in before the dogshit weather. now 2 days rest and then maybe a indoor ramp test is in order, the fatigue estimation in intervals.icu is way off


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.73189 del
>>73188
Nice !


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.73190 del
I made an ad hoc adjustement to my pedals that might prevent the massive play and squeaking from happening. Hopefully it won't lead to chute fatale, but I have tried almost everything now.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.73191 del
>>73187
Should have moooed at them.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.73192 del
That fucker Veistroffer is at it again.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.73193 del
de lie out, adjust


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.73194 del
>>73193
was never in my team


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.73195 del
My boy Baptiste is gonna score me so many points this race


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.73196 del
>>73188
that's kino
regards,
your friendly funposter


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.73197 del
didn't pay attention that it's a slockfest in tete. So I get breakaway points as well.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.73198 del
EGG TOWER


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.73199 del
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peculiar


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.73200 del
>>73199
literally our home


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.73201 del
>>73199
œufs palace...home....


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.73202 del
>>73196
Don't be shy,
"Excellent ride my Bërtt, bravo, I hope this was all even zones?? Hope we are getting some oeufs mit schnitzel kino! XD"


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.73203 del
>>73201
There we go.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.73204 del
whats with the influx of schizoidposting recently


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.73205 del
>>73204
It's just the poleAI going rogue


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.73206 del
>>73188
Very nice Bert.
You more than deserve a schnitzel and a couple Duvels.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.73207 del
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Well, time for a ride before winter comes back.
They said 16 degrees and sunny but it is neither.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.73208 del
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>>73204
>>73205
Yes, it was me being me to argue with me.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.73209 del
>>73207
sure is windy though kek


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.73210 del
>>73207
go for it, forecast says 2-3 weeks of rain and snow


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.73211 del
>>73199
dios mio, es el centro de huevos


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.73212 del
the N in NSN doesn't stand for NEVER pull


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.73213 del
kwab bennet


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.73214 del
GODon with pogiesque tuffs


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.73215 del
pidders not giving a fuck or why is he at the back of the pedalton?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.73216 del
>>73192
Should've picked him instead of lowly Gamper


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.73217 del
>>73215
probably just took a leak or something


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.73218 del
Wtf why is Steinhauser in the back, don't drop


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.73219 del
ynr Peter Sagan


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.73220 del
veisthuffer laché what a slock


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.73221 del
struck a nerve with mister mask wearer I see, shame schizos tend to be so sensitive!
a long winter of sleeping on park benches will make anyone grumpy to be fair


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.73222 del
hmmm, lidl with verona, cicco, gee from the west, skelly, sam oomer. who is even their team leader?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.73223 del
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>>73217
Hey, this looks like a great place for a church. Nice and safe surrounded by "a hill".

SMH


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.73224 del
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>>73222
not hard to figure out


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.73225 del
>ethan vernon wasn't supposed to ride this race
it's over


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.73226 del
steinhoser dropped


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.73227 del
What the fuck is wrong with Steinhauser. I DEMAND my velocoins back. I could've had Veistroffer + another 6p instead of Steinhauser + two 4p shitters.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.73228 del
dang they might make it


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.73229 del
>>73228
absolutely zero chance


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.73230 del
Liam Slock. The man I adjusted out laqt minute because everyone is taking him and I like to have an advantage.
I now have a disandvantage.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.73231 del
Uhlig collected


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.73232 del
uhlig CHUTE


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.73233 del
uuuuh liegt


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.73234 del
pedalton split


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.73235 del
>>73229
Kirby made me believe


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.73236 del
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>>73230
> because everyone is taking him
wut


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.73237 del
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> Almeida for once not out of position
> Oh nevermind that was an attack from G2


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.73238 del
ALLEZ BAPTISTE


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.73239 del
still waiting for the banners in German: Radfahren in Katalonien.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.73240 del
>>73236
I assumed, it was an obvious 4 pointer pick.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.73241 del
>>73235
He just makes shit up as he goes...


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.73242 del
cam on schlock


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.73243 del
>slock it to him
>what does he have left in the slocker


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.73244 del
all those speed humps of death


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.73245 del
bertaczek's pick rell DNF btw


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.73246 del
feasting


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.73247 del
Cort wins lol


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.73248 del
CORT Doubters in shambles (me)


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.73249 del
lame-x


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.73250 del
Who was UAE riding for?


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.73251 del
Based Cort. I feared he was washed up.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.73252 del
Never would have picked Cort after his weaker showings, but good for him I guess


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.73253 del
>vernon pickers


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.73254 del
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That looked almost more painful than yesterday


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.73255 del
drink faxe kondi


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.73256 del
>>73250
Ivo Oliveira

Sometimes he can surprise from far, but the startlist here is a bit too for that


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.73257 del
>>73256
but he was doing the leadout, he kept looking back mid sprint


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.73258 del
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make of it what you will


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.73259 del
>9. T. Aerts
troon schlock literally saving me today


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.73260 del
>>73258
there's dutch people that didn't pick Isidore, the obvious 4 pointer


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.73261 del
>>73255
I actually do shop at Rema 1000 and drink Faxe Kondi


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.73262 del
>>73257
I think it's just a bad habit. He doesn't really do sprints, just tries to surprise from far.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.73263 del
>>73257
Hoping he had a gap I guess


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.73264 del
What the fuck is VERNON doing? I thought he might have at least a day off but these are two now. Can't be sure it is a sprint tomorrow or on montjew. Move you fucking *nglo.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.73265 del
>>73264
kirby said he was called up last minute so he won't do shit


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.73266 del
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Dopathlon.
Who even is Isidore.


Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.73268 del
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Bert 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.73270 del
The hungry-not hungry coefficient is rising as the top metric for driver performance.
Swear to God, every little refresh and I get the burger flag again.



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