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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No. 71941
Pavia - San Remo edition

Current and upcoming road races
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
04.04 NXT Classic 1.1
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen 1.UWT
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>70934


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.71948 del
>>71941
based pic


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.71972 del
Put a cheeky tenner on Fads.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.71986 del
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MSR fever


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.71987 del
Šumpík is washed


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.71989 del
feels like a mohoric/nibali year for MSR
T. Pidcuck will win


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.71990 del
>>71987
>Best result in more than a year
>Washed
PLEASE pay at least some attention to the sport


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.71991 del
>pidc*ck MSR
>brennoid RVV
>w*ut PR
>atchooso LBL
helicopterbros, could we be in for a cursed spring?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.71992 del
>shitnic finally gets a guy in the top 3
>cofidis has 2 guys in the top 10 equaling their points
almost


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.71993 del
>Picnic PostNL is entering into a partnership with Oofos, a company specializing in recovery through footwear. Oofos will supply recovery slides to the Dutch WorldTeam. Riders will wear the slides after races, at training camps, and during recovery moments off the bike. Given the date, Picnic PostNL emphasizes that this is not an April Fool's joke.

this will save jakobsen


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.71994 del
>>71993
How comfy is that overpriced pice of plastic


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.71995 del
I looked it up and it exactly looks like I expected. Can't wait for post nl pic nic riders to stand on the podium in sandals. What do you mean this is a very rare occurrence without Onley?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.71996 del
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>>71994
my pair of OOOOOH AAAAAAH's? 85 euros


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.71997 del
>>71992
you're forgetting about the 6 points for Biesterbos' 22th place


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.71998 del
>>71996
Some chinese knockoff would be a couple of euros. All that plastic in our clothing and shoes made me reconsider using wool more often. Except on the bike, but maybe I should try a molteni retro wool jersey for lighter efforts or morning rides.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.71999 del
I will not fall for the headwind psyops


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.72000 del
>>71999
caleb ewan will win, adjust or be damned


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.72001 del
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>>71996
Damn 85.
Just buy a pair of crocks from the local gypsy for 10 euro dollars.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.72002 del
>>72001
Lecroq is 10 velocoins now?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.72003 del
>>72001
I've had the same pair of addidas slippers for 15 years
those things don't die


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.72004 del
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>there's berts that don't ride every time in classique wool jerseys


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.72005 del
>>72000
I praise the lord for this new generation of riders every day. Thanks to them one dimensional frauds like Scaleb have no chance of winning a monument.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.72006 del
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>>72004
I'm dripped in 100% Cima Coppi merino wool from head to toe. Imagine wearing plastic bags in the big 26.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.72007 del
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I always ride sleeveless like vingegaard (forma bonobo)


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.72008 del
A surprise can always happen, but Pogi and Grug somehow both look far stronger for MSR than last year.

I really don't see how anyone hangs on to them unless they literally stop and wait, which I guess isn't an impossible scenario.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.72009 del
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>>72007
based jockey enjoyer


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.72010 del
Njal dopage


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.72011 del
>>72006
Based.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.72012 del
>he isn't wearing cardboard underneath his bibs

Ngmi


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.72013 del
>>72012
should have had diaper bibs like vingo


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.72014 del
>>72012
I still remember haring her cry live on tv. She did get to meet wout the next day, as silly that sounds.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.72015 del
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it's up


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.72016 del
>>72015
cheeky tenner on O'Jorgenz podio


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.72017 del
>>72006
>Their jersey are actually made from merino wool (except 3% of elastan for stretch) and not a 20% blend
sounds enticing for those days you take the trein back from a ride in the alps and don't want to stink


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.72018 del
Healthy amount of psyops today, great to see it.

Of course I shall not be falling for any of them.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.72019 del
Up to 50% sale in my local bike apparel shop
Stuff like Castrelli is still ridiculously expensive even with the discount
I should probably get that /cyc/ winter jacket for next winter season though, currently I am riding only in long sleeved jersey, merino t-shirt and super thing rainstopper and when it gets to like 5 degrees i am freezing


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.72020 del
>>72019
but did you really ride enough this winter to justify it bertman


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.72021 del
>>72020
By winter riding I mean early spring riding, of course
We had snow continuously for almost two (2) months in december/january


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.72022 del


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.72023 del
>>72022
bikerack bros we are almost BACK


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.72024 del
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>>72022
tfw slacking


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.72025 del
>>72024
nice to see you saving matches for a BIG summer bertman


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.72026 del
>>72024
>all activities


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.72027 del
>>72025
hoepfully, comeback starts this weekend anyway INSHALLAAAAAAH


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.72028 del
>>72021
it was a HARD winter


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.72029 del
Bakc from the mtb ride,with the goat of viennoiserie


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.72030 del
alright listen
if Luxembert is from Luxembourg then Luxembert is from Luxembourg end of


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.72031 del
>>72026
>>72024
is this intervals.icu?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.72032 del
>>72031
yes the GOAT website


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.72033 del
>>72032
yes found it


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.72034 del
Sorry, Bert. I forgot about you today.
It was a very gud day. Might post a fresh bout later.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.72035 del
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>>72034
I'm used to it alright


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.72036 del
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I am on track for my biggest year yet, especially with 1000km+ in Mallorca next week, but sadly with the baby in May I have no huge hopes for the rest of the year, just hoping I won't lose all my fitness


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.72037 del
>>72036
good luck, have fun


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.72038 del
Here's Aonishiki vs Kotozakura. Aonishiki was just promoted to ozeki after last tournament, and he desperately need 8 wins to keep his position safe. Meanwhile 8 wins is very slim from an ozeki, they expect more from those guys.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.72039 del
>>72036
pas normal, you do 28.000km per year?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.72040 del
>>72038
the massive bruises are metal


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.72041 del
>>72039
20k of the km staring at the bojler as well, absolute madlad


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.72042 del
>>72040
Bruises?
Aonishiki has a red hairy patch on his left shoulder blade.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.72043 del
Heavy boy, must eat a lot of eggs


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.72044 del
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Yes well.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.72045 del
Here's the other Ukrainian.

>>72043
He is fairly slim compared to the real chunky ones.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.72046 del
>>72044
Šumperk bros it might be voorbij for us


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.72047 del
>>72042
that's hair? what the fuck


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.72048 del
new kijkers vlog dropped too
about strade


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.72049 del
>>72048
already watched that earlier, plenty of creepshots. One for the boys as they say


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.72050 del
>>72042
>Aonishiki has a red hairy patch on his left shoulder blade.
What causes this?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.72051 del
>>72045
What's the lore with Ukrainien and Sumo?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.72052 del
>>72049
I wish I lived in Italy with a cyclista harem


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.72053 del
>>72049
>>72048
I wished I could live in Tuscany


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.72054 del
>>72050
No idea. Genetics?

>>72051
Well sumo is very diverse. Besides Jappos there are Mongols from Mongolia, Mongols from Russia, Mongols from China, Mongols from Kazakhstan.
And then occasionally they have others, when I started to watch in 2020 there were a Brazilian, a Georgian, and a Bulgarian. Amateur sumo is fought all over the world.
The larger Ukro, Shishi is in sumo for many years now, he is 29 afterall. Took him a long time until he rose the ranks to the top division. Aonishiki is way younger, 21, but he also in Japan since 2020. He is more talented than Shishi, but smaller, he holds the ozeki title, which is champion, just below the yokozuna (which is essentially a permanent ozeki title).
From the top of my head I can't name other gaijins. There's bound to be some in the lower divisions.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.72055 del
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>>72045
Fixed it.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.72056 del
>>72055
where's benji on this one


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.72057 del
>>72055
Who's the Pole?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.72058 del
>>72056
He didn't pay for this exclusive service.
>>72057
That's me of coursh, at the height of my pwoahers.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.72059 del
>>72058
Ah all right.
Rikishis need strong thighs for sure. Long reach with arms also matters a lot.
Can you squat? Like a good Slav?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.72060 del
>>72059
Yesh, I have a proper Slav squat.
I am also fat but not slob fat. Really near a 200kg no belt no strap deadlift, should do 150kg full atg squat but I am bit old to ego lift when I am not sure I am not hurting myself. Almost all machines at the gym maxed out.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.72061 del
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>>72060
The most important skill is belly slap tho.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.72062 del
>>72010
>almost 500W for 8 minutes
dios mio


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.72063 del
>“My team and I have certainly worked on everything. We also tried to lose a little weight, but that didn't work. I will have to be one hundred percent at the key moments,” Ganna concludes.

top kek, let's go top gooner


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.72064 del
>>72063
my team and I have also tried to lose a little weight
Conclusion: not possible


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.72065 del
>>72063
86 kg wattbeast


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.72066 del
Bora really bringing roglic and pelizari?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.72067 del
>>72030
They have one of the ugliest German dialects there is. And your supposed to squeak French anyways as their wagies from across the border from France and Wallonia can't speak German anyways.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.72068 del
>>72066
no van dyke or vermeersch either, both were flying and now they send these jobbers


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.72069 del
>>72068
Make no sens. Even if they expect some cipressa stuff roglic will NEVER be able to position himself there


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.72070 del
>>72061
May not be up to standards. Some mass, almost no floo


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.72071 del
>last day of vacation
>Catch the mother of all sunburn
At least I can watch sanremo with the panic WiFi back home tomorrow I guess.

Any tips for sunburn Bert ?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.72072 del
>>72071
no tips here I'm afraid


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.72073 del
>>72071
Go buy biafine


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.72074 del
>>72071
hydrate like crazy
lotion up (aloe/arnica doesn't really do anything but could feel nice)


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.72075 del
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>>72071
Get drunk. Helps with the pain.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.72077 del
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>>72075
Sounds like a plan Bert


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.72078 del
>>72077
holy gueule de bois


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.72080 del
how many teams will have MARSMAN? 95%?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.72081 del
>>72080
just the one innit


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.72082 del
Pogacar: You sent for me?
de Vlaeminck: Yes, I did. You're good, Slovene, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent.
Pogacar: I'm required to attack, so I attack. That is enough.
de Vlaeminck: That's enough for the passes, but not for Milano-San Remo. Finally after five months of scratching a living in altitude camps, we're finally going back to where we belong. The Poggio. Oh, you should see the Poggio, Slovene. Fifty-thousand Berts. Watching every movement of your bike. Willing you to make that attaque thermonucleaire. The silence before you strike. And the noise afterwards. It rises. It rises up like - like thu- - like a storm. As if you were the Cannibal himself.
Pogacar: You were a rider?
de Vlaeminck: Yes, I was.
Pogacar: And you won Milano-San Remo?
de Vlaeminck: A long time ago, Eddy Merckx presented me with a rudis. It's just a... a wooden bike. A symbol of your victory. He touched me on the shoulder and I had won.
Pogacar: [laughing] You knew Eddy Merckx?
de Vlaeminck: [Angry] I did not say I knew him! I said he touched me on the shoulder once!
Pogacar: You asked me what I want. I too want to stand in front of Merckx. As you did.
de Vlaeminck: Then listen to me. Learn from me. I wasn't the best because I attacked like a retard. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you'll win San Remo.
Pogacar: I will win Milano-San Remo. I will give them something they've never seen before.
de Vlaeminck: [laughs] So, Slovene. We shall go to Milan together and have bloody adventures. And a great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your victory.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.72083 del
>>72082
That makes no sense but that's okay. Now go to sleep because we are all watching from KM 0


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.72084 del
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>>72083
This makes perfect sense and I will be watching KM -5


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.72085 del
>>72082
Fun fact: Roger won MSR 3x, but never against Merckx.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.72086 del
Bettiol is early froome mode


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.72088 del
>>72071
It's only pain


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.72089 del
>still 5 degree outside
I'll ride after lunch, fuck it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.72090 del
2°C right now
14°C by noon
Time for 4 layers
(Yes I posted this in the wrong thread first)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.72091 del
>>72090
French Bert having the same temperatures as you


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.72092 del
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>Women's MSR is half as long


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.72093 del
we live


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.72094 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.72095 del
nice jersey by polti riders, one of the has to be in the break of the day


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.72096 del
last chance to adjoost. primoz will win btw.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.72097 del
grug and pogi best frens. meanwhile wout is hiding.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.72098 del
wout spouting the typical visma cope in an interview with RAI


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.72099 del
wout looking fat


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.72100 del
>>72099
he will plow through the headwind, today is his day


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.72101 del
whole bardiani team in the break lol


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.72102 del
hahahahaha kek


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.72103 del
It happened again!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.72104 del
instant meme race


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.72105 del
can't see the numbers of the riders in the break with their layers still on. anyways, we're back to Dillier pulling the peloton for 250km.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.72106 del
Alpecin, UAE and Visma bullies have decided that the break is big enough


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.72107 del
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stolen from rusbert for those berts who are still asleep at this hour


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.72108 del
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show me


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.72109 del
big piss break in the pedalton


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.72110 del
poltis new jersey is the ugliest shit I've ever seen


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.72111 del
break of the day (9 riders)
161 Peron
174 Faure Prost
183 Belletta
184 Maestri
105 Milesi
106 Moro
164 Lozano
27 Tarozzi
???


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.72112 del
last one is 25 Marcellusi


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.72113 del
>>72108
I have Belletta who is in the break and Manenti who isn't in the break. I don't need to explain how the rest is exactly the same. I hope there are some berts who have some balls and don't have pog-grug-ganna-marsman.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.72114 del
ok, time to let the race run in the background while doing chores in the household


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.72115 del
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I have Belletta and Tarozzi


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.72116 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.72117 del
go on Matteo, my son


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.72119 del
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34 Mathieu Van Der Poel
29 Tadej Pogačar
26 Tim Marsman
19 Filippo Ganna
16 Manuele Tarozzi
8 Tobias Lund Andresen
5 Marco Manenti
4 Andrea Vendrame
4 Michael Gogl
4 Clément Braz Afonso
4 Dario Igor Belletta
4 Xabier Mikel Azparren
4 Jasha Sütterlin
4 Edward Planckaert
3 Mads Pedersen
3 Christophe Laporte
3 Lukáš Kubiš
3 Romain Grégoire
3 Orluis Aular
3 Francisco Muñoz
2 Domen Novak
2 Mirco Maestri
2 Luke Lamperti
2 Laurence Pithie
2 Thomas Pidcock
2 Umberto Poli
1 Mathias Vacek
1 DYLAN VANDENSTORME
1 Ben Turner
1 Silvan Dillier
1 Alastair MacKellar
1 Sergio Meris
1 Rick Pluimers
1 Oliver Peace
1 Giulio Pellizzari
1 Bjorn Koerdt
1 Joshua Tarling
1 TIM VAN DIJKE
1 Isaac Del Toro
1 Felix Großschartner
1 Brandon McNulty
1 Gabriele Raccagni
1 Michael Valgren
1 David Lozano
1 Filippo Turconi
1 Giulio Ciccone
1 Guillermo Thomas Silva

>6=

3 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Manuele Tarozzi Francisco Muñoz
>Team Loving-KASIA
>Richie Porte Memorial Team
>Patje`s Angels


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Marco Manenti Dario Igor Belletta
>Slome Duikelaar
>CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Manuele Tarozzi Xabier Mikel Azparren
>frfr on god
>>using pedals


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Manuele Tarozzi Marco Manenti
>BORING hansbull
>The Natty Gambit


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.72120 del
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Breakaway jobber havers.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.72121 del
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Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna is the new big tree.

>16 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna
14 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman
14 Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna
14 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Filippo Ganna
12 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Marsman Manuele Tarozzi


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.72122 del
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In Mallorca, I see rampas already.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.72123 del
>DNF Aular
>DNF Christen


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.72124 del
Christen and Aular DNF?!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.72126 del
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>bergerburt has aular


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.72127 del
Hahaha nice job Jantje


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.72128 del
Ok, I am OUT. Will be back in 2 hours or so.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.72129 del
Hmm if logic continues, then he does not win MSR this year. RVV and P-R are a lock though


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.72130 del
80k to go to Turchino
Ebre race to finish around 15:00


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.72131 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.72132 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.72133 del
Does tiz save race vods? I have plans today but I'm thinking of avoiding /cyc/ and PCS until I have seen the race if tiz has it.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.72134 del
Splits for unclear reasons


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.72135 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.72136 del
>>72134
dillier pulling too hard for the pedalton. I can just guess, harder efforts early on will kill pidkek and UAE is already one help helper down.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.72137 del
>>72136
Polderbullies feasting


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.72138 del
So the diabetics can just dope on camera.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.72139 del
>>72133
It does but they are available after a while


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.72140 del
>>72139
>after a while
Like tomorrow earliest? I wont have the patience for that I might as well follow on PCS then.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.72141 del
>>72140
Sometimes it takes couple of days, but maybe a monument is quicker


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.72142 del
>>72140
just record it with you are Unregistered Hypercam 2


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.72143 del
>>72135
He looks fine. Probably just doesn't give a FUCK


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.72144 del
So what's for lunch Bert?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.72145 del
>>72144
Just a bowl of pepper for me


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.72146 del
>>72144
Just had a bacon egg and (American) cheese sandwich and drinking my coffee.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.72147 del
>>72144
gnocchi con spinaci e pollo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.72148 del
Back from the ride. Lovely weather but a tone of zoomer on the road


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.72149 del
>>72148
Tried very hard to stay in z2, managed I guess. Nice ride


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.72151 del
>>72144
no lunch today as I'm in the a*rports


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.72152 del
turKINO time berts, surely the rumors must be true


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.72153 del
>>72152
Can Pogi drop the entire peloton on a 1 percent climb? Stay tuned to find out!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.72154 del
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fun group ride, what did I miss


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.72155 del
>>72144
Olives in olive oil with feta and tomato. Some scrambled eggs. Sourdough pancakes I made yday. And some leftover pumpkin soup.
Don't judge my combinations.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.72156 del
>>72154
Christen and Aular out. Break went the wrong way at some point.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.72157 del
Announcers discussing the famous Grug/Ganna/Wout couch. Can I get a webm


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.72158 del
Questions about to be asked


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.72159 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.72160 del
what bike brand with the big T on it are they riding in the femmes?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.72161 del
>>72160
T R E K


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.72162 del
McEwan poking fun at Kelly and Kelly really wasn't amused lol. Based ultrahardman


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.72163 del
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>>72161
I found it
>his 10k bikes don't have jazz carbon


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.72164 del
>Perceived T 9 Celsius
Hmmm is that like a wind-chill that's being reported????


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.72165 del
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lovely startlist in catalunya next week


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.72166 del
>>72165
Gonna need to take a few vacation days for all my adjustments with this field


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.72167 del
>>72165
Stacked


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.72168 del
>>72165
landismo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.72169 del
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>bodine vollering
mhmmm yes


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.72170 del
>No attack at the Turdchino
LAME


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.72171 del
Torcheeno chuds btfo
Ciprechads we can't stop winning


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.72172 del
>>72163
What a disgusting looking bike


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.72173 del
>Jizz Carbon
>Made in Italy
>5.851 €


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.72174 del
polebert's girlfriend about to attack on the cipressa


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.72175 del
>>72174
Literally no one cares AT ALL


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.72176 del
>>72175
they're zooming in on blanka vas' fat ass right now, you're missing out


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.72177 del
G1 slurpage


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.72178 del
ohhh my god quit looking around lmao


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.72179 del
>23km to go
wow, they were fast today. what do you mean this is the femmes avec zwift race?
also attack kwabsia.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.72180 del
It's fini


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.72181 del
wiebes is a nasty looking human


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.72182 del
lieke who?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.72183 del
>del toro +LBL
wtf is this? some humiliation ritual working for pogi?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.72184 del
This profile was MADE for 100km matches burning


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.72185 del
>>72183
knowers already knew this, he's their man for fleche


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.72186 del
now is the time to change from Rai Sport to Rai 2. or I just noticed that Suisse tv started with the coverage.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.72187 del
giga chute femmes


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.72188 del
Dead girl


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.72189 del
holy shit that other girl just riding over them


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.72190 del
c'est fini


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.72191 del
CHUTE FATALE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.72192 del
yikes.............


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.72193 del
not good at all, fuck


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.72194 del
that girl over the barriers, that's a horrible chute


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.72195 del
Back right in time to see kwabsia kwaked, bloodied, breathing heavily, out of her lane, sulking.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.72196 del
>>72183
he's riding for pogi in total 3 races before the tour. He gets captain in UAE, Tireno, fleche, basque and Dauphiné. I think it's fair


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.72197 del
that EF girl just fell down 2 meters. now SD worx girls should have this in the bag unless demi is around somehwere.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.72198 del
one of the worst crashes I've ever seen, goddamn


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.72199 del
front disc locked up, total death sentence


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.72200 del
That jumbo girl fell even worse over the barrier and picked herself up and rallied


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.72201 del
MSR really is the best race to have the women end up 2h before the men.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.72202 del
>We don't need to see the replay
Oh yes we do, actually waiting for rusbert one as we speak


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.72203 del
>OMFG totes sorry for the replay ~uwu


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.72204 del
>vas trying to close the gap
yup, not gonna happen lol


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.72205 del
where did that other girl that went over the railing even come from?
the one that gramps was pointing too, she's not on the replay


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.72206 del
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the replay shows the jumbo girl falling over the rail first


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.72207 del
>>72206
they cut that last part off here, maybe for the best
grim


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.72208 del
san remo walk of shame


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.72209 del
pogacar isn't going to get away is he


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.72210 del
>>72209
We just don't know. But I think he will. He looks a bit heavier this year, probably really focusing on top end power for MSR and PR


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.72211 del
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courtesy of rusbert


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.72212 del
>>72209
Not in cipressa. Probably won't even try


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.72213 del
nicola is a mens name


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.72214 del
should have cleaned that tennis field for the big day tbh


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.72215 del
>>72213
Names ending with an 'a' are feminine


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.72216 del
le ride with wiebes to the line and lose tactic


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.72217 del
>>72215
not on the Italy


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.72218 del
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>>72209
He looks extremely sick, will probably end his spring classics season after today. It's over.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.72219 del
good news for kasia, she won't finish 2nd for sure.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.72220 del
BEST PUCK GOES


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.72221 del
puck smash


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.72222 del
PUCKIE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.72223 del
lotte not depressed anymore since she met bert merckx who posts here


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.72224 del
>>72219
WŁODARCZYK can, that would be pottery.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.72225 del
fuck yeah Puck


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.72226 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.72227 del
>>72223
yes hello it is me the merckx lineage


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.72228 del
>Berts watching the Donnas instead of watching the men slurp
Sad state of affairs.

Incidentally "slurp" was an answer on Jeopardy! recently and I learned it is apparently a Dutch word


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.72229 del
>I suffer in Italy


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.72230 del
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>>72226
the post was on 4/cyc/


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.72231 del
>>72228
I root for best puck always


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.72232 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.72234 del
ah fuck it, just let me post it prematurely
lottewinslol


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.72235 del
lotte wheelsucking, dumb as fuck
they'll lose


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.72236 del
yup, at that point wiebes will outsprint them if they keep slurping


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.72237 del
Still looking like Wiebeswinslol.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.72238 del
nevermind, pedalton chuted


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.72239 del
>>72238
banzai corner that


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.72240 del
1 lotte
2 rüegg
3 puck


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.72241 del
oh wait, puck only 4th


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.72242 del
LAME


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.72243 del
this how it'll go with the men too, grug 1st, rando 2nd, pogacar 3rd


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.72244 del
>>72243
>rando 2nd
*Ganna


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.72245 del
>>72243
Every race where pogi doesn't win is inherently sovl


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.72246 del
>>72244
it'll be someone else this year, we don't want a repeat from last year for viewership
might be pidcuck


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.72247 del
>>72246
Race really is built for him


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.72248 del
>>72246
Pid will be on the side of the road throwing up gels


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.72249 del
>>72248
let's settle on gregoire then, that would be fun and nice


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.72250 del
>>72206
there was clearly a visible gap


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.72251 del
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love the random facts PCS has


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.72252 del
there's something relaxing watching Dillier pulling for hours.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.72253 del
>>72251
Disgusting dopeur


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.72254 del
>>72251
>boo hoo I got caught


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.72255 del
>>72252
Do you think that's what Finbert imagines when he's doing his 7 hour rape sessions?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.72256 del
>>72252
This is probably his favorite race of the year, 0 chances of crash for him, and he can just go skip the cipressa and pogio straight to the pizzeria in san remo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.72257 del
did I miss the cool cliffs along the sea?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.72258 del
That's it, the testa makes it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.72259 del
>>72257
No, the whole rest of the race is cool cliffs along the sea


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.72260 del
>>72255
kek
there's a Vegard Stake Laengen workout on mywhoosh that's just constant hours of Z3 with like quotes and shit


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.72261 del
>>72260
>constant hours of Z3
holy baste


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.72262 del
Did McEwan just make a joke about Mads wife having to constantly service him sexually since both his wrists were broken?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.72263 del
>ynr Primoz ROGLIC is in this race


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.72264 del
>>72263
someone wake him up before that corner...


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.72265 del
There's a pretty strong contingent of good climbers here with Pogi, MVDP, ROGLIC, Jorgensen, Pidcock etc that I could see going away on the Cipressa


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.72266 del
>>72259
yay :) thanks :)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.72267 del
>>72265
sure but who will burn his matches for nothing pulling this group


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.72268 del
>>72267
Well it's going to be a sprint if they don't get away so they need to work


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.72269 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.72270 del
>>72269
true wout would pull for jorgenson to be last in the sprint


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.72271 del
>>72269
Please pay attention, all W*ut does nowadays is be in 50th position, get dropped everywhere, stay in the wheels and sprint to 10th place


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.72272 del
>>72271
And then be like yeah this was 8/10


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.72273 del
god Brian Smith is terrible


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.72274 del
I have seen enough. Dario Igor BELLETTA wins


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.72275 del
>Punta Crena
Attentionpayers may remember this town from /WORLD TOUR WINE/


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.72276 del
wout exposing his benis again in front of the camera. he has no decency.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.72277 del
capo fever


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.72278 del
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forgot about the Spanish race. mas nowhere to be found.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.72279 del
>>72274
my first draft had belletta and tarozzi
of course, had


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.72280 del
>>72278
Burgos more like BurGOD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.72281 del
>>72278
humiliation for movistar


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.72282 del
>>72279
Tarozzi was an easy pick


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.72283 del
>>72279
well yeah them and marsmeme were the first ones you could pick


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.72284 del
CHUTE HORRIBLE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.72285 del
big ineos chute in front of a Lidl store


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.72286 del
CHUTE
merdas down


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.72287 del
Kwiatkowski ASSASSINÉ


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.72288 del
>quick step showing up
I believe in Magnier


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.72289 del
ofcourse it's that old fart kwiatkowski


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.72290 del
Knee full speed into a pole


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.72291 del
BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE DONT NEED TO SEE THE REPLAY


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.72292 del
holy fucking shit imagine the pain and suffering


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.72293 del
Not good for ganna


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.72294 del
Wtf that guy just bodychecked him


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.72295 del
leg touched that pole (as pole not in Polish citizen) and must have hurt


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.72296 del
Camprubí MURDERER


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.72297 del
riding in a peleton is an absolute nightmare to me
any moment someone can make a move like that q36.5 dude and kill you


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.72298 del
that looked like it might be early retirement for Kwiato:(


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.72299 del
PCSbert didn't even notice both the Novo Nordisk shitters are long gone


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.72300 del
>>72299
he also didn't notice that clearly number 77 chuted right on camera
suissebert is right that he's just a wine drinking alcoholic


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.72301 del
mobistar reduced to break fodder


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.72302 del
>>72297
I know we laugh at Hayter and call him a coward but honestly I'd ride at the back too.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.72303 del
>>72299
are you telling me that insulin shot didn't help?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.72304 del
>>72297
yeah it really sucks I couldn't handle that no way


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.72305 del
>>72302
mauro schmid is also a off the back hanger and he has some nice wins


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.72306 del
I would make fun of bora sending a climber/GC team to MSR, but they don't even have classic specialists in their team. their best shot would be unironically remco at this point.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.72307 del
F Dillier, absolute legend


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.72308 del
didler out


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.72309 del
just noticed that suisse tv 200 meters behind Rai. this is unacceptable.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.72310 del
will somebert do the needful and signal boost the webums are rusbert surely crossposted ?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.72311 del
>>72306
G Vermeersch, Van Dijke, Van Dijke. Sure they do


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.72312 del
Good that my KWIATKOWSKI got that contract for 2 (two) more years kek.
Gabo Berda soon :DDDDD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.72313 del
attentionpayers it seems like Pellizzari is a distancelet, note this in your goombling spreasheets


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.72314 del
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>>72310
you want the chute?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.72315 del
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quick ride blogpost before the 'berta. Rare flat ride with the lads, weather and scenery sucked and I had to cage 40k one way for that meh


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.72316 del
>>72315
nice eggs for egg god, great ride


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.72317 del
>>72314
Banale
grazie mille bert


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.72318 del
>>72314
we really don't need to see that again ... (saved)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.72319 del
>>72315
nice big haul my bert


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.72320 del
(32.48 KB 441x370 spocony01.jpg)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.72321 del
so how is the new Brugge-De Panne finish without De Panne and the kusttram tracks in the way? big road finish for fat sprinters or small roads with lots of curves?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.72322 del
>>72315
I posted mine with a cool pic and didn't get a single (you). 23 eggs is not enough I guess, will do better next week


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.72323 del
I think O'GANNAUGH wins Perry-Rubay


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.72324 del
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There better be fireworks at the Bert's capo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.72325 del
Nooo Tarozzigod


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.72326 del
the berta is the perfect place to do a long range attack


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.72327 del
all I can see is orange


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.72328 del
>>72325
it's ok we got our 120pts


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.72329 del
>>72327
I've seen enough, MVDP wins


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.72330 del
>>72327
the cameras and directors shouldn't encourage flare idiots by showing them


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.72331 del
>>72328
Can Belletta make it to the next points? Then I am FEASTING


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.72332 del
>>72326
so many hopeless riders in this race, what do they have to lose (their dignity)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.72333 del
go on BELLETTA my son, score a couple of km more for those sweet breakaway points.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.72334 del
Look at our boy MARSMAN


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.72335 del
wout way back while other pissmas move up
what a fucking KWAB


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.72336 del
shut up legs


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.72337 del
Ah Cipressa starts at 22km to go. He can make it Bellettabros


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.72338 del
Kino soon


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.72339 del
>>72335
Would you give a shit if you had a lifelong contract anyway. I wouldn't either


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.72340 del
I still have no idea what Polti even produces or sells


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.72341 del
>>72339
mads also has a lifelong contract and he does give a shit so yes


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.72342 del
>>72340
breakaway riders


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.72343 del
Penultimate day of Haru Basho, Bert! Today the fate of the yusho might be decided. If Kirishima succeeds, he won the championship of the makuuchi division. Yes they gonna still fight tomorrow, the new banzuke (toplist) still has to be decided.
In 1 hour 25 mins.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.72344 del
>>72340
Apparently grande home appliances.
I thought of them as some travel agency.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.72345 del
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>>72150
>>72148
(You)
I don't even remember what blue skies look like but that tarmac looks eerily similar to what I get on some of the farm roads here


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.72346 del
>Polti produces home appliances like steam irons for those who can't afford made in Germany appliances


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.72347 del
>>72340
Malteser or something idk


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72348 del
CHUTE POG


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72349 del
POGI CHUTE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72350 del
HAHAHA


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72351 del
pogi down
wout down
big jorg down
black man down


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72352 del
POGI CHUTE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72353 del
chute by EVERY favorite except the golden god grug


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72354 del
pogi chuted like a noob


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72355 del
IT'S OVER


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72356 del
CHUTE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.72357 del
P O G D O W N


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.72358 del
W O U T D O W N
M A R S M A N D O W N


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.72359 del
rip Marsbros


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.72360 del
>wout


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.72361 del
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>>72218
I told you so. Can't even stay concentrated on the bike anymore.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72362 del
mads and pellizari involved as well


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72363 del
Massive shot of adrenaline going thru Pogi now


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72364 del
WAAR IS MATHIEU


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72365 del
time for del toro to backstab pogi


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72366 del
Peloton gunning it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72367 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.72368 del
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The time is now


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.72369 del
BIG DRILL


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.72370 del
pog pickers shaking big time


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.72371 del
that's it top 4:
1 Roglic
2 Magnier
3 Abrahamsen
4 Grug


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.72372 del
Wow Philipsen brings him back


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.72373 del
>Grug also affected


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.72374 del
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pure chaos, I love it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.72375 del
DSQ wout
DSQ big jorg


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.72376 del
Vismoids behind the car DSQ


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.72377 del
>W*ut caught cheating red handed


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.72378 del
who caused the chute? I missed every single replay


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.72379 del
>>72378
pogacar


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.72380 del
>4 gr. van aert


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.72381 del
>>72378
pogi but he'll blame it on some scrub


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.72382 del
>>72378
Pogi looks like he went down first. Peloton compressed on the turn


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.72383 del
Aaaahhhh Belletta not going to make it FUCK


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.72384 del
I hope someone tries to go on the cipressa with the chaos behind


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.72385 del
FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.72386 del
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>>72379
>>72381
>>72382
did >>72361 cause this by jinxing?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.72387 del
Someone needs to pull hard on cipressa


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.72388 del
>>72384
Ganna raiding


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.72389 del
Gruppo Van Aert came back a minute in a minute. If this is not DSQ I am losing it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.72390 del
MADS ASKING QUESTIONS
ALLAH ALIVE
PIDCVCK LURKING


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.72391 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.72392 del
pogi already at the front of the peloton


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.72393 del
Peloton slurping


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.72394 del
cam on rogla, I still believe


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.72395 del
I'm actually afraid that pidkek will somehow win this


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.72396 del
ganna stocks at an alltime high
mads stocks as well
pissma in the mud (they will not be DSQ)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.72397 del
Lol they go anyway


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.72398 del
ROGLIC ABOUT TO BE LAUNCHED SOLO


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.72399 del
let's go brandon


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.72400 del
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.72401 del
Wow McNulty must have crashed hard his face is all fucked up

Hehe


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.72402 del
McNugest drilling it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.72403 del
TSD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.72404 del
Del Toro at the front


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.72405 del
WE GAAN


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.72406 del
happendings


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72407 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72408 del
primoz still there


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72409 del
meh attack


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72410 del
oh boy oh boy


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72411 del
Attaque de Tadej Pogacar


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72412 del
>big tree


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.72413 del
POGI GOES


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72414 del
PAS NORMAL


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72415 del
Got a gap but they won't hold it until the Poggio


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72416 del
Ganna is SHIT


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72417 del
CAM ON LADS


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72418 del
MADS IS CLOSING THE GAP


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72419 del
waar ganna waar mads


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72420 del
>GANNApickers


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72421 del
>>72416
This is what a clean rider looks like.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.72422 del
holy shit guys


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.72423 del
>>72416
Of course, have berts been paying attention.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.72424 del
easy grug win


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.72425 del
>Voigt wants pidders and grug to pull for pogi
top tier retard


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.72426 del
>>72424
Honestly anything can happen


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.72427 del
LIDL boys in control in group 2


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.72428 del
I love bike racing you guys


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.72429 del
>>72424
The peloton will come back


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.72430 del
a lidl too late and too lidl


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.72431 del
Grug is DEAD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.72432 del
if the lidl lads bring this back del dopo will win


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.72433 del
Pog not hiding anymore...


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.72434 del
Kek even faster than last year


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.72435 del
they should pay attention to the curva kasia


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72436 del
He would have drop them all without that crash


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72437 del
Faster than last year while Pog started in 100th position or something. Sure whatever


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72438 del
If PIDCVCK wins I am never watching this """sport"""" again


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72439 del
dopage


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72440 del
so waar is wout?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72441 del
>>72434
thats insane 2bh, 2s faster than last year and pog is hurt and they have cross headwind or something


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.72442 del
>5.6 km - 234 m - 9.0%
i don't think so


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.72443 del
MVDP desperately trying to get sugar in


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.72444 del
some struggles from Grug


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.72445 del
>strategic chute to take out the whole visma team as revenge for their assassination attempts at the tour so wout can't close the gap for grug
big brain strategy


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.72446 del
Pedalton descending granny style


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.72447 del
>>72446
Pogi is dropping Grug on the descent, insane


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.72448 del
grug sipping ketones


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.72449 del
seixas would've been in g1


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.72450 del
mads will pull


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.72451 del
STOP THIS AD HOLY SHIT


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.72452 del
grug kek


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.72453 del
grug is cooked, it's over


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.72454 del
Del Toro obstructing the chase


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.72455 del
>>72440
Hopefully on a square being tarred and feathered together with Jorgenshit


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.72456 del
>>72454
and he's doing a mighty good job kek


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.72457 del
Campi big card for laporte


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.72458 del
BLOOD ON MATHIEU'S HAND HE HAS CHUTED TOO IT'S DEFINITELY OVER


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.72459 del
grug barley can hold on to the handlebar, his hand is fucked


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.72460 del
ynr alaphilippe


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.72461 del
>Wout joining gruppo 2
bearish


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.72462 del
G1 - 2 Cripples and a Gay


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.72463 del
>>72462
And they will be the podium


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.72464 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.72465 del
Pidkek is wining this isn't he?
A Catastrophe !


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.72466 del
>>72465
Honestly he's got a hell of a sprint for a twink. He might.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.72467 del
Lund Andresen would be the good ending


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72468 del
>>72467
That would be GREGOIRE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72469 del
>>72467
>>72468
Have you considered MADS


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72470 del
>>72467
Roglic is the secret ending.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72471 del
Chase closing
!!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72472 del
>>72119
>2 Thomas Pidcock
make a quick query kurwabert


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72473 del
Shitcock with two cripples, this is his chance


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.72474 del
>>72471
They're taking a breath before Poggio, they won't be able to follow the Big Tree


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.72475 del
vacek slaving


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.72476 del
This is pidcuck biggest chance. Both of them have chuted, grug can't do the descent full gas


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.72477 del
>>72472
Young Merckx WC Grooming pidcock thomas
ReversePedalers pidcock thomas


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.72478 del
>>72474
They’re really working together, Pogacar will have to make a super move


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.72479 del
tik tok fads is coming back


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.72480 del
W*ut doesn't even try to get to the front lol


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.72481 del
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>the fully stocked shelf of LIDL trek


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.72482 del
>campy pulling for >wout who's hiding at the back
kek


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.72483 del
more like crampenaerts


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.72484 del
MWW


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.72485 del
LOTTO of all places lol


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.72486 del
Lotto shitters pulling now


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.72487 del
the walloon bull would've won today


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.72488 del
yeah it’s over for kwabacar


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.72489 del
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>>72477
I actually kneel for reverse pedalers, that's cojones.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.72490 del
POGGIO
O
G
G
I
O


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72491 del
It's over


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72492 del
grug ded


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72493 del
IT'S OVER FOR GRUG


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72494 del
Grug ded.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72495 del
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72496 del
GRUG DROPPED


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72497 del
Mathieu CRACKED


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.72498 del
PIDCOCK's odds skyrocketing


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.72499 del
I'm gonna seethe so hard if pogi still wins today


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.72500 del
WHO SAW THIS COMING
nobody, nobody could've seen any of this coming


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.72501 del
PIDCVCK of all places might be the saviour of ciclismo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.72502 del
POGI
POGI
POGI


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.72503 del
Pidcock having the ride of his life


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.72504 del
kino shots


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.72505 del
Pogicaca or Shitcock, a true horror.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.72506 del
>>72498
this is incredible


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.72507 del
>pogi 289 watts
z2 ride for him


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.72508 del
>Pogi downhill with Pidcuck


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.72509 del
PIDCOCK FOLLOWS

PIDGOD

PIDGOD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.72510 del
BIGCOCK


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.72511 del
pidcock is like a tick


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.72512 del
wtf i LOVE pidkek now


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.72513 del
I appreciate the spectacle of Pogacar but hope he never wins MSR, even if it means losing to such a grotesque rider as Pidders


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.72514 del
>10s quicker


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.72515 del
We've begun the descent of the Poggio


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.72516 del
someone threw something at mvdp


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.72517 del
BZZZZZZZZ


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.72518 del
Not a single attack behind, some DS put some called


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.72519 del
>Dopacar, Pidcvck, Pellizari, ARANBARU and LA PORTE quickest ascenders


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.72520 del
>laporte in charge of descending


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.72521 del
> Ganna ded
> Mvdp ded
90% of veloteams in shambles


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.72522 del
drone kino


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.72523 del
>Italian GPS


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.72524 del
In retrospect, picking an obviously washed GANNA over PIDCVCK (only 2 berts) seems kinda dumb


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.72525 del
RIDE YOU FOOLS


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.72526 del
>>72524
He was too expensive Bert. Impossible with Pog and Mathieu


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72527 del
if they poker now lmao


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72528 del
wout


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72529 del
>>72526
fair enough


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72530 del
>>72524
yes but if you consider how pidcock missed the move completely last year who would pick him, he wasn't that great in strade either. Also I don't think you could fit him points wise


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72531 del
tesfatsion still there movistar bros
strongest black rider


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72532 del
big moral victory for wout


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72533 del
Oh fuck off


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72534 del
The real winner today...Vingegaard.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72535 del
>>72530
Didn't he just have a flat last year


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72536 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72537 del
somehow wout has returned


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.72538 del
laporte worked for this? lmaoooo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.72539 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.72540 del
>>72535
no idea I just know he wasn't in position at all and that was that


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.72541 del
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>If PIDCVCK wins, we will never hear the end of it
>If DOPACAR wins, we will never hear the end of it
either, we lose
LETS GO W*UT


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.72542 del
>>72541
>mfw cobbles


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.72543 del
mind the gap


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.72544 del
FUCK THIS SEMEN SURPING SPORT RAID THE UAE BUS RIGHT NOW


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.72545 del
pog-pid-wout


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.72546 del
POGA GOD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72547 del
see this on a positive note, they will let pogi win Paris-Roubaix and he will retire and maybe make a comeback for the LA olympics


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72548 del
POG THANK GOD


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72549 del
LAME


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72550 del
BIG HUGS


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72551 del
wow


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72552 del
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my heart rate during this finish got to like 150 or so I was more invested in this than I expected


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.72553 del
And W*ut who was never in contention, did nothing and cheated behind the car can pretend he did well


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.72554 del
fucking amazing


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.72555 del
>>72553
it is easier to do the entire flat part behind the car


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.72556 del
wout actually on the podium lol.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.72557 del
WE DONT NEED TO SEE THE REPLAY


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.72558 del
The Anglo menace defeated.
I can deal with Pog losing...but Pidkek wining would have kept me up at night.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72559 del
Insane race once again.

Wout unironically the moral victor today. Well done.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72560 del
>drone shot
>W3ut fighting for podium
>punished Pogi sprint
Absolute Kino!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72561 del
Without the chute WOUT would've won.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72562 del
Also the first monument since WHEN? when W*ut finished ahead of Grug


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72563 del
ANOTHER BANGER MSR


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72564 del
4 mads
5 strong
6 vendrame
7 stuyven
8 grug
9 trentin
10 zambanini


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.72565 del
>>72558
kek same


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.72566 del
>>72556
dsq incoming


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.72567 del
>>72556
Should be DQ


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.72568 del
FUCK the Vendrame-Zambanini combo was the one.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.72569 del
You watched the best monument of the season today btw no way MVDP comes close to this pogacar at RVV


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.72570 del
>>72569
he'll lose roubaix too, it's over
the omloop curse is INEVITABLE


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.72571 del
>>72569
Nobody expect that, now P-R gonna be in play


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.72572 del
wout 3rd somehow invalidates this entire msr, please UCI don't just brush this under the rug


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.72573 del
>>72569
PR will be really interesting though


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.72574 del
>>72560
hmm, test


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.72575 del
>>72569
His hand is broken or something. It's over. Pog wins all Monuments and Tour/Vuelta/WC


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.72576 del
>>72569
Grug better be crooked from the crash, otherwise he is not winning anything big this year.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72572
If this is not DSQ I will be calling UCI every day until it is


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.72578 del
>>72082
Now Pogi is free

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ghxzLw2wRis [Embed]


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.72579 del
APOLOGIZE
>>71429


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.72580 del
1 pog 34
2 pidders 24
3 wout 28
4 mads 22
5 strong 18
6 vendrame 12
7 stuyven 22
8 grug 32
9 trentin 20
10 zambanini 12

so pog+pid+vendrame+zambanini would be 82 points


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.72581 del
>>72579
wout better apologize for drafting the team car 2bh


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.72582 del
>>72579
He's going to be DSQ so no


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.72583 del
They won't DQ wout, but they should


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.72584 del
>>72582
It's not gonna happen Bert. Visma always gets away with everything


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.72585 del
We didn't see the replay of the chute, did we?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.72586 del
>>72585
they showed it, pogi chuted and took down everyone


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.72587 del
>>72585
we don't need to see the replay, please understand


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.72588 del
>>72586
In hindsight the best tactic


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.72589 del
bertaczek ragequit and destroyed his computer in the process


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.72590 del
>pogacar comes back using 3 domestiques
>entire visma team allowed to come back hiding behind a car
I known they won't DQ because they're cowards but surely others that didn't get back complain about this


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.72591 del
>>72589
He's probably riding. He's quite based in the sense that he always puts his rides first


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.72592 del
My stupid BRAZ AFONSO whomst I have had for the longest of times still in points.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.72593 del
Ganna not in the top 30. Fucking hell


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.72594 del
>>72590
Grug also had to sprint alone


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.72595 del
Andresen only 13th. That meme is also over


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.72596 del
ganna not even top 30 fucking hell
the real definition of mutually assured destruction picking that team


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.72597 del
>>72585
stolen from rusbert


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.72598 del
>>72594
they used philipsen for that who could have gotten 3rd
the roothoofds will complain


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.72599 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.72600 del
3 Mads PEDERSEN
>not a dane picking him


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.72601 del
13 Tobias Lund
15 Mohoric
16 Laporte
18 Gregoire
22 Cockhard
24 Abrahamsen
33 Ganna
37 Roglic
38 Ciccone
40 Pellizzari
41 Alaphilippe
42 Big Jorg


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.72602 del
fastest time on the poggio and the cipressa ever
after he chuted


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.72603 del
In terms of goombling this has had miniscule meaning, the gaps are negligent for a Cat 1 race.
Only one doing really bad is Burgerbert who was definitely lachéd from G1, /pinot/ and Bért also weak but not disastrous.
Our other Bért did very well with his Pogless but Pidcockful team.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.72604 del
stop showing wout


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.72605 del
>>72602
chute was on purpose to get an adrenaline dose


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.72606 del
classic Wout lurking


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.72607 del
>>72606
His usual face in the finish photo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.72608 del
Wo*t hasn't been told about his dsq yet


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.72609 del
personally, I've begun incorporating micro chutes into me træning rides for maximum adrenaline dopage (and to build up immunity)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.72610 del
>feeling bad for stealing Wouts spot


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.72611 del
SAINZ


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.72612 del
>waar Pogi?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.72613 del
wout>grug on the first monument


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.72614 del
>cheers!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.72615 del
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Now that the dust is settled, prepare to pick Memco and Elite for Catalunya, today or tomorrow.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.72616 del
3 italians in the top 10, Roger wouldn't rate this a monument


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.72617 del
I thought Pogi was going to injure himself trying up open the Champagne


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.72618 del
We need to see Dillier's Strava file


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.72619 del
wouts 3rd must surely yield some juicy hopium on the usual sites


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.72620 del
>>72619
I wonder how wielerflits is taking this
their satan wins and their golden god cracks


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.72621 del
>>72619
Perhaps even in this very general


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.72622 del
>>72619
when you really analyse it, that was quite the moral victory today


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.72623 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.72624 del
roglic chilling in the peleton


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.72625 del
>>72599
Heh did fairly good for a pogless team
What a beast he is Jesus


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.72626 del
>“On the Poggio, it felt like there was a motorbike riding in front of me. That won't be the case next year. You see, Tadej said he isn't coming back to this race,” he continues.

kek, time for uber bulked pogi


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.72627 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.72628 del
>>72626
Unfortunately he needs to win something big twice to finally get GP Montreal off his palmares


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.72629 del
>>72628
Forgot pic


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.72630 del
>>72629
disgusting that PCSnerd still hasn't fixed this shit


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.72631 del
who was the last monument winner that wasn't pogi vends des poules? remco? jappe? it feels like in territory of the last French GC winner.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.72632 del
>“My legs felt good. Unfortunately, I had to expend a lot of energy after that fall to be able to return,” says Van Aert in the flash interview.

gloating about it too


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.72633 del
>>72631
Nobody remembers. I think it was Zaugg or something


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.72634 del
>>72631
Jappe in MSR 2024


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.72635 del
>>72631
Jappe


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.72636 del
>>72632
That PIECE of SHIT


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.72637 del


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.72638 del
Just back from a 2h leisurely Malloca ride and managed to watch the last hour completely unspoiled. Fun stuff, I was hoping for Mads podium but meh, 4th is still alright.
There's so much cyclists here it's unreal, they are everywhere.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.72639 del
>>72632
>“My legs felt good. Unfortunately, I had to expend a lot of energy after that fall to be able to return, unlike a certain someone” says Van Aert in the flash interview.
ftfy


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.72640 del
>>72638
How long are we staying? did you take the girl?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.72641 del
So this is probably the last time we watched a cipressa attack go to the end. Hope you guys enjoyed the two years


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.72642 del
>>72640
Until next week's Sunday. This is just me and some clubmates, god bless my wife for giving me this chance although I already miss her and the kid like crazy


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.72643 del
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>>72632
absolutely shameless
and he's getting away with it


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.72644 del
Is it wet yet finished?

Sumo in 30!


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.72645 del
>>72641
33 yo classics-only Pogi will come back to this race to punish some zoomers


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.72646 del
>>72645
he is absolutely not riding past 30 unless he somehow keeps losing in roubaix (he won't)


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.72647 del
>>72638
Sa Calobra is already planned or you aren't used to or geared up for long rampas?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.72648 del
>>72646
If Mathieu's hand is fucked he wins this year. Who is going to beat him


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.72649 del
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hehe really fucked my legs bros haha wonder that I got back


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.72650 del
>>72649
Even making sure he is not the one directly behind the car. They are so fucking devious


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.72651 del
>>72649
Favorite for Roubaix


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.72652 del
>>72651
If only George allotted points for moral victories...


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.72653 del
>>72651
The car? Yeah definitely


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.72654 del
Will he do E3 or just "chill" until RVV? I know it's not on his calendar rn, but I wouldn't be surprised if he announces it last minute.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.72655 del
>>72654
let him do gent wevelgem to make it a little difficult


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.72656 del
I mean how fucking easy he rode away on the cipressa I don't think anyone can follow him on any berg right now.
He's gained another 20 watts


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.72657 del
>>72655
either of them would be amazing additions to his collection


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.72658 del
fuggen pogzilla


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.72659 del
AERT, PEDERSEN, STUYVEN
The PR podium


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.72660 del
>pogi will retire before chris froome


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.72661 del
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>>72660
are you retired if you still want to ride but no team wants your deluded ass?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.72662 del
>>72660
had me look at pcs and while it does not say that froome is retired he does not have a team for 2026 and does not race anything in 2026
retirement finally got to him?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.72663 del
>>72661
>>72662
I assume he still has a racing license and can participate at races like the British NC or at some post tour kermis criterium


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.72664 del
>>72663
>midwest cycling classics
4/cyc/ already made fun of this race being in Belgium and not in Iowa as the name would suggest. In the startlist I found the following team
>MAT Atom Deweloper Wrocław
Kurwabert managed to get his employer (source: I made it up) to sponsor a womens cycling team to create the next kwabsia


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.72665 del
>>72664
>atom developer
we must invade poland to stop their nuclear weapons manufacturing


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.72666 del
>>72661
made in the lab
born in the lab
raised in the lab


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.72667 del
>>72664
>>72665
I think they're not developing nukes or software but homes kek.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.72668 del
If he wins Roubaix this year he's winning all 5 in the same year


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.72669 del
>>72668
and the WC and the european championship
probably the tour since vingegaard already gave up


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.72670 del
>>72669
De Vlamenick still won't be impressed


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.72671 del
Lmao, just saw the finale. That was one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in cycling. How do you chute just before the Cipressa and just get back on at the bottom of the climb, with only a spend McNuggets and Del Toro to lead you out and yet you still smash both climbs faster than last year in way worse conditions... Insane.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.72672 del
>>72670
Can you blame him? Pogi's MSR win only had 3 Italians in the top 10, not one in the top 5. Mickey Mouse tier win if we're being honest.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.72673 del
>>72671
Yes, Wout coming back with 1 minute behind while the peloton is going full gas and then finishing 3rd is truly ridiculous (cheating).


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.72674 del
>>72673
I mean that was just pure motopacing, Pogi made it back basically without any help like that.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.72675 del
>>72673
This year proved that Wout skipping MSR all these years was completely retarded like everyone thought it was.

I'm not even a Wout fan, but fuck Visma.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.72676 del
>>72674
He was like 20 second and he still had to sacrifice florian + half brandon. Brandon was on an insane day


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.72677 del
>>72676
gifting that montreal win to branny was all part of the plan


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.72678 del
Lol at grug doing the sprint to keep his top10 streak alive


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.72679 del
>>72678
can't just have jappe and others sacrifice everything for you and not get the most out of the race 2bh


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.72680 del
>Je suis venu ici tellement de fois m'entraîner... À chaque fois, vous risquez votre vie parce que le trafic sur les routes italiennes est parfois un peu "criminel", même si je ne veux offenser personne. Ils construisent de belles pistes cyclables et peut-être que dans quelques années il y aura une belle route côtière mais cela demande beaucoup d'efforts
Top kek, exactly my reaction. Did one loop in Italy from Nice once and said "fuck it, never again"


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.72681 del
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Dead and tired, tomorrow's BIG ride gonna be very peculiar


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.72682 del
>>72675
But the altitude traing....


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.72684 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.72685 del
Also I don't get my twitter is full of Wout copium. I think most fan from north of france are wout fanatics or something. It's trully incredible


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.72686 del
I don't like how close it was to a pidcuck win


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.72687 del
>>72686
Why, he rode like a hero


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.72688 del
>>72687
true, but still, it's pidcuck


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.72689 del
>>72629
he needs to get the dang UAE tour off there


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.72690 del
>>72686
big pidcock hater but he's been enjoyable since the last vuelta


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.72691 del
>>72690
Nothing wrong with how he races in fact he can be really fun to watch.
I just wish he kept his big mouth shut.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.72692 del
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He still has time.
Not much though.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.72693 del
Did Del Toro have a good race today (not in terms of his result, in terms of helping Pog)?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.72694 del
>>72693
Not really, he did a lukewarm 20 second pull.
At least he wasn't completely out of position like previously.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.72695 del
>>72693
He launched the attack on the cipresa, ayuso could have never. He knows his place and I could imagine that Pogi will return the favor one day as super domestique at the tour. Brendan McNuggets was de beste man van koers in terms of helper.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.72696 del
>>72693
weak ass pull from him but it was enough I guess


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.72697 del
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I feel like a boomer witnessing Merckx


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.72698 del
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>>72697
heh, I just wanted to check too
unfortunately, not really compareable


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.72699 del
>>72693
he disrupted G2 like a menace


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.72700 del
>>72698
true, pogacar never had to deal against the likes of Barry Hoban and consorts


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.72701 del
>>72698
I've seen enough, Seixas to the moon


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.72702 del
>>72701
I hope he doesn't pull an Icarus.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.72703 del
you now remember superstar pablo torres


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.72704 del
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>>72703
is this the worst avenir year ever?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.72705 del
Pidcock is a great bike racer but I'm glad he didn't win this one. Englo media would have spoken about it for the next 20 years


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.72706 del
>>72704
You just know some jobber who got 30th place is going to be beating Seixas in TdF in 5 years time.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.72707 del
>>72705
Pogi not winning MSR would've been a net benefit for the sport tbh
And I'm not saying that because I dislike Pogi but because I like the sport


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.72708 del
>>72698
>>72697
looking at the top-10s of races Merckx won and half of them are his teammates, his legacy is bullshit


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.72709 del
>>72707
I'm glad he got it and can move on without it hanging over him, but I'm a bit crushed for Pidcock


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.72710 del
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>>72708
picked a random race lol


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.72711 del
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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.72712 del
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>>72710
yes but has pogi ever held off hordes of bloodthirsty shitalians on their own turf?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.72713 del
>>72707
Nah it's good, time to move on. I'm looking forward to the pogio madness again


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.72714 del
Slightly underdressed for the 5 degrees today, but no rain so nice enough overall. Less decoupling than last week, probably due to actually bothering to drink a bit'o watah so I wasn't my usual dehydrated self from the start.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.72715 del
>>72708
Ehh this comparisons across eras are completely unfair.
Not Eddy's fault some other autist like him didn't compete at the same time.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.72716 del
>>72713
Regarding the race itself, you’re probably right. I just like the idea of no rider being able to win everything (especially since PR is probably a lot easier for him to win than MSR). But whatever, it's over anyways.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.72717 del
remco will now show up at sanremo to give another element of randomness to the race


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.72718 del
All in all, it is just the Ompoop curse playing out. He could just not have done it. Now we are looking down pogicaca clean sweep of monuments.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.72719 del
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>>72718
everyone warned him


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Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.72721 del
>>72715
I mean it's probably true that if 18 y/o Eddy was transported to 2020 he would have been up there with Pog, not denying that


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.72722 del
>>72721
Runners from the 70s wouldn't even make conti teams


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.72723 del
>>72716
Dude crashed and still won, I think it's fair to say MSR isn't that hard for him now


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.72724 del
>>72019
>>72020
Buying better cold/wet weather kit was step 1 of riding more in non-ideal weather for me, but there's of course the option of just buying it and never riding. Won't know until you try Bertacek.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.72725 del
>>72724
Whats your setup like?


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.72726 del
>>72724
Besides the obvious winter jacket, I also need a better base layer since I am using my hiking merino shirts and they are warm but I don't think they are ideal for ciclismo


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.72727 del
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>>72725
I use le col's "deep winter" base layer which is warmer than I expected, but the material is kind of fragile, which sucks. Way more expensive than it should be also - only buy if on deep discount. I'm sure there are other, better options.
An insulated spring/fall long sleeve jersey on top. I have one that is wind proof and one that isn't.
A gore shakedry (rip) jacket is my prized possession though. Being able to stuff it in a pocket is incredible. I don't know what the closest current option is. Usually kept in the pocket for emergency rain or while fixing mechanicals. For wet or really cold days I'll ride with it on top of everything else.
For bibs I have yet to find something truly good for cold/wet. Best I have is Sportful fiandre tights which repel water some amount, but are no warmer than your average long bibs. Maybe some form of vingegaard-style layering is the solution here, but it's probably the least important part to keep dry/warm so I manage.
Most recent addition is Lake CX146 boots. They have essentially done away with the need for overshoes, which more convenience than essential really. They don't have vented soles like my other shoes though, so water ingress is way less. They're not properly water proof though. In a harsh shower they'll still let in more water than I had hoped.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.72728 del
>troon aerts 4 points
a real steal


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.72729 del
I come home from a day of non-attention-paying to see MvdP has been kicked from the Big Tree.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.72730 del
These prices are a bit.. silly?
A good goomble innit.


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.72731 del
Finally a velogame that actually looks fun to do


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.72732 del
Dopage


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.72733 del
Let me tell you this pendejo. Merckx sucked ASS. There were like 60 competitors from 5 countries and 90% were alcoholics who may or may not have one leg. The comparison with Pog is nonsensical


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.72735 del
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enjoyed a nice muscadet with my oysters, Château La Noe 2020
a toast, to propa classicos!


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.72736 del
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>>72735
Very, very based. Muscadet has to be the #1 bang for buck wine in the world. Keep your eye out for Domaine de la Pepiere. Briords is like $24/btl and is insane.

We are entering La Paulee week in NYC which is the High Holy Week for winos. Cyclisme going to take a backseat to Burgundy this week. I have a ton of great bottles lined up plus the La Paulee tastings plus dinners. We're reaching levels of hype we didn't think possible.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.72737 del
Huh, Eulalio and Veistroffer only 6p, steals both of them


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.72738 del
so we really had no image of wout on cipressa?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.72739 del
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Annoy.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.72740 del
wow a vuelta top 15'er from ladt year for 4 goomblepoints


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.72741 del
>>72738
archived next to the demare files


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.72743 del
so when did MVDP crash? I did not see this one


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.72744 del
>>72743
same time everyone else crashed
he was just the first back on his bike


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.72745 del
>>72744
with pogi and wout?
also why wout dsq I missed that one aswell. maybe I overdid it with the Wein yesterday


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.72746 del
the visma girl who went over the rails first is fine, the conti jobber lass has 5 broken rips and a fracture in her shoulder blade.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.72747 del
>>72745
yes
wout drafted behind the team car on the way to the cipressa
see
>>72649


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Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.72750 del


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.72751 del
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mfw >Bert Bolle


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.72752 del
Imagine how sulphurous yesterday would've looked without the crash?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.72753 del
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Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.72754 del
>>72752
was probably good that he had pidcock and grug to do some work in between the climbs seeing how close it was in the end


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.72755 del
>>72752
The teams messed up they should have ridden an good tempo up the Cipressa before he could catch up.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.72756 del
Neew toon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5PFdm4cVYlA [Embed]


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.72757 del
>>72756
Don't post this in my comfy bertchan, thanks


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.72758 del
>>72756
what stupid garbage is this


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.72759 del
>>72756
My brain! It's rotting away by the viewed second!


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.72760 del
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do I dare suffer once again, throwing away my lead to stick with my boy


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.72761 del
>>72760
This is what I'm going with


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.72762 del
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Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.72763 del
>>72760
join me at the bottom


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.72764 del
>>72763
yes, the water's warm at the bottom


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.72765 del
>>72764
Once you give up and just pick your boys is when the game really shines


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.72766 del
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let's goooooo


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.72768 del
>>72767
tfw not smart enough to be the bert professor


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.72769 del
>>72766
Wait, it's real


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.72770 del
What if he wins all monuments + TDF, Vuelta and WC this year. Does he just retires? Or just show up to Liege/tour/lombardia until his contract expires?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.72771 del
>>72770
that would be silly


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.72772 del
>>72770
He starts training to win nine CX WCs


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.72773 del
>>72770
they don't count until the italians get their shit together


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.72774 del
how to become a koersprofessor?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.72775 del
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Do I wanna pay 26 for Jonas in such a diverse, vibrant, stunning and brave line up?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.72776 del
J. Christ is #collected


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.72777 del
We should all go in on this


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.72778 del
>>72777
WADA should be all over this. You can probably get a few good blood samples from the jersey.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.72779 del
man, so many riders to choose from instead of taking an L when memco DNFs again. Omzrel, the next remco, landismo and the list goes on


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.72780 del
Alright but why the fuck did my boy Arriolabengoa go from 4 to 6. He did nothing


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.72781 del
luv tempo rides, me


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.72782 del
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I really, really need a rest. BIG 90 min workout yesterday, Dead and Big ride today Anyway, 60 km to go


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.72783 del
Wow Euskaltel 1 and 2 this time with VAN DER TUUK (not to be confused with Polish VAN DER TUUK) and MINTEGI. These Spanish PCT teams have upped their program, yesterday it was Burgos


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.72784 del
>>72782
Hey I have been here (in Kingdom Come Deliverance)


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.72785 del
>>72783
Oh never mind this was a 1.2 race with mostly CLUB teams. Still 70 UCI points so probably more than Picnic this month


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.72786 del
>>72785
who knows what Lars Quaedvlieg did to those poor spaniards


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.72787 del
>>72782
Beware of drunk Kumans!


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.72788 del
>>72786
Oh "they" were there. At least not the head honcho, who has not been seen since India in January...


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.72789 del
Wtf I didn't even know Şampiyonbisiklet has entered their ranks. This is bad...


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.72790 del
>>72789
heard he rapes under his business name now
lange wessel


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.72791 del
>>72782
BIG bike and castle. I also hiked to a BIG castle today zonder foto, 480m elevation descent incoming now


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.72792 del
>>72782
A shame they don't make 2l bidons


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.72793 del
They all look they've just been informed that they're part of an investigation into an international sex trafficking organization


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.72794 del
>>72793
change the caption to a wanted by interpol - reward 1 million euros.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.72795 del
>>72793
what a beautiful smile the Vinester has


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.72796 del
>>72781
>tempo
Based
>>72782
>ride until your tired and then keep riding
ultrabasé


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.72797 del
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Wout would have won without pogi's motorpaced poggio


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.72798 del
>>72793
I wonder how good baroncini-san will be


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.72799 del
McNulty would have won if he didn't sell his chances to the sheikhs


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.72800 del
>>72797
unironically this


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.72801 del
How's the AC situation in Catalonian hotels? Asking for a Muslim friend.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.72802 del
>>72801
a lot of things can be fixed by a bit of late night rampaging through the hotel corridors, IYKWIM
maybe it gets you banned from the country of coursh


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.72804 del
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Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.72805 del
>>72801
Electricity is too expensive, bora kitchen manufacturers won't pay the AC supplement


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.72806 del
Carapaz is podiuming Catalunya btw


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.72807 del
I think Remco Evenepoel will easily win another WT stage race here. He must have a lot of those already


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.72808 del
>>72807
he's won the only one that matters


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.72809 del
>>72808
like my boy SEPP


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.72810 del
>>72807
Never picking Remco again if there are any alternatives. Dislike him as a rider and you never know when he's going to have his next mental breakdown.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.72811 del
>>72810
Nah he always performs in these races, let's see and count all the victories

Paris-Nice: 0
Tirreno: 0
Catalunya: 0
Itzulia: 0
Romandie: 0
Dauphiné: 0
Suisse: 0

Hmm... Ok a little less than I thought but this time surely it will happen


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.72812 del
based on previous results, nairoman will win this very catalunya


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.72813 del
Today's rape session


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.72814 del
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>>72813
some tempo laps for me


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.72815 del
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>>72811
this race was probably some of the strongest climbing he's ever done
and now he just sucks dick at it


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.72816 del
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>>72784
I don't think it's there


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.72817 del
>>72807
>>72810
Just to let all Berts know: I will NOT be picking Remco for this round, which means that he'll do well


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.72818 del
>>72813
>>72814
>zone faahve and tree
/bert/ is healing


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.72819 del
>>72818
where is your ride


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.72820 del
>>72819
on vacation bertman plus it's taper week but shall be skiing today if that makes you feel better


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.72821 del
Catalunya looks like it'll be prime remco kwab potential


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.72822 del
>>72821
The climbs are too long for march remco


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.72823 del
The fishman will destroy the frauds in Katalonija .


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.72824 del
what about march lipowitz? any updates on that?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.72825 del
>>72824
Axelgaard is optimistic about him


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.72826 del
>>72825
that's a death sentence


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.72827 del
>>72824
I'll pick my boy.
Remco will choke and fetch him bidons.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.72828 del
>>72824
he was training together with remco on some occasions interpret that as you will
>>72822
he will get crushed


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.72829 del
>>72825
Then it's over


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.72830 del
>>72823
Axelgaard is optimistic about him


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.72831 del
>>72830
which means... almeida bros this is our day


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.72832 del
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WE LIVE IN PANAMERICANA with the hombres
36 km to the meta
Cabeza 35 seconds ahead of lote principal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_492XY65bMk [Embed]


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.72833 del
>>72817
I don't want to pick anyone who's cost starts with a 2 but these two stages are basically GT tier.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.72834 del
>ynr Stephen Williams


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.72835 del
>>72813
>>72814
>>72781
Very cool, for me, it was scoring even zones (Z1) at sub 120 hr


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.72836 del
How to find out who's the dedicated sprinter of Cofidis? Their strategy should be to spam top 10 positions with all their 3rd rate sprinters.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.72837 del
memco will win the final stage, his GC position will be determined by that
could be anywhere from 3 to 12


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.72838 del
>>72834
>"I just want to be pain free" - Stephen Williams worries about his career after disaster 2025

pretty much over for him, might be a shadow ban but he never really glowed that much


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.72839 del
No reason to Jonas these, but Jonas, heh, finds a way


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.72840 del
>>72838
I was going to say he was surphlus in that one Fleche but then I checked and he beat a bunch of frauds.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.72841 del
>>72840
nobody checked the weather forcast in that edition


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.72842 del
>>72841
Sometimes your competition is just frozen stiff


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.72843 del
Last day of the basho. The yusho got decided yesterday. But its okay plenty of excitement left.
In 30 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.72844 del
Lote compacto


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.72845 del
even in this race astana has a UCI point farmer


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.72846 del
15 km to go, might be a lame bunch sprint


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.72847 del
gracias a nairo quintana


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.72848 del
BELIZE SPRINT TRAIN HAS AWOKEN


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.72849 del
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holy shit it's the fat bros


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.72850 del
>>72849
>Red bull helmet
Hey look, it's wout


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.72851 del
>>72850
wout and bini combined, there's no race they couldn't morally win


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.72852 del
>>72849
wtf okay I'm tuning in


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.72853 del
4 km to go, HUGE sprint incoming


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.72854 del
Irish team at the front


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.72855 del
someone won


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.72856 del
jesus christ gaviria is a massive fraud


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.72857 del
COSTA RICA WINS
JASON Andrey HUERTAS is the new Pan American Road Race CAMPEON DE MUNDO


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.72858 del
>>72855
Huertas of costa rica fame


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.72859 del
>>72856
Barely a shit given kek.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.72860 del
Shocking results from Argentina a Dominica, many a favourites TOTALLY humbled. Where the FUCK was PAREDES?.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.72861 del
Big ride today. Unfortunately had very bad legs at Sa Calobra, stopped completely at 10min and almost threw up, after which I did some SST-LT1 to finish up. Rest of the ride felt much better though, might've needed some openers before this or whatever. Anyway, good solid eggs and elevation, spectacular scenery. Only problem was waiting for mates.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.72862 del
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>>72861
happy for you


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.72863 del
My boy ASSCONEGUY not even selected for the seleccion Argenina, no wonder they got humbled


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.72864 del
>>72850
Do not mention that name. I am still seething from yesterday


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.72865 del
one of those riders looked suspiciously much like MAL by the way
is he riding under a fake name


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.72866 del
>>72865
Frank VDBgod did that once


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.72867 del
>>72824
Never pick Lipo before June.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.72868 del
>>72861
Based Dadbert not pedaling on the descents.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.72869 del
>>72867
I must, this is a battle for dominance in the red bull squad


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.72870 del
Start list for The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhon's Cup Tour of Thailand is looking mighty mysterious.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.72871 del
>>72870
All of our heroes are there


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.72872 del
>>72847
Hoping for one finale BIG Nairoman ataque before it is all over


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.72873 del
So he's only riding the 6 monument + WC as one day races? Dude really hates talking to the press I guess


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.72874 del
Kwakobsen made it to the finishline!
Merlel a bit rusty.
No chance with two faboulous kurwamen of course.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.72875 del
>>72873
Ah WC is in canada he'll do these races too


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.72876 del
>>72875
and the european championship


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.72877 del
>>72876
Oh it's in slovenia true


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.72878 del
>>72877
and lombardia + probably atleast 1 other italian race
he'll do plenty this year


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.72879 del
Anyone played Hades the game?
Just purchased it off steam sale.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.72880 del
>>72879
Kinda slop, but OK


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.72881 del
>>72880
Good, wanted some action game that didn't need much precision. Slashy arcade rpg is exactly it.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.72882 del
>Canyon recorded a seven percent decline in revenue in 2025 compared to the previous year, reports Bicycle Retailer and Industry News. The German bicycle manufacturer speaks of a difficult market, particularly due to a surplus of bicycles and heavy discounts. Demand was under pressure especially in the segment of electric and non-electric mountain bikes and city bikes.

>heavy discounts


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.72883 del
>>72882
>Aaaaa, save me Bertacek!


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.72884 del
>>72861
>stopped completely at 10min and almost threw up
Yeah, you can't simulate long climbs (unless you pay pigged for a incline simulator), you're in another position for a long time of period doing big watts.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.72885 del
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>>72882
well who's supposed to buy their bikes if certain """people""" decided to fuck with the global economy for fun and the market is oversaturated with mid to highend bikes
not like canyon has any advantage over what everyone else is offering, on the contrary they are obnoxious with proprietary cockpits


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.72886 del
>>72864
wout poels then


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.72887 del
>>72885
Also their bikes are ugly and are at least 5 years old at that point


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.72888 del
>>72870
>fnix instead of fenix
>quick pro instead of quick step
asian bootleg teams. Maybe the UCI should encourage world tour teams having farm teams in other continents.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.72889 del
>>72887
and lets not forget their posterman Grug can no longer win big races
it's unironically over for canyon


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.72890 del
I bet zana is a good pick


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.72891 del
>>72890
I'll take you up on that bet


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.72892 del
>>72835
>tries to score *v*n
>still turns out to be an Odd God
can't keep a good bert down


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.72893 del
>>72891
no need I'm picking my fellow african instead


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.72894 del
>>72890
Sure is Bert !


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.72895 del
>>72861
Phwoah must be 55 eggs there go on bërtt


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.72896 del
>>72894
as you can see he's flying


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.72897 del
>>72714
I just did this again essentially, although 35 eggs today. More Z2 for the Z2 god.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.72898 del
>>72896
just pick Landismo with the rest of us bert


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.72899 del
>>72889
>>72885
>>72887
Which reminds me how horrible is the new bike market in czech'em. All the little shops seem to have an offering of random bikes (mostly 1-2 years old) with 105 bikes going at some 8k EUR or something.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.72900 del
>>72898
May you be blessed with plenty if Lander pans out.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.72901 del
>>72899
You guys don't have decathlon?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.72902 del
>>72901
or cube


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.72903 del
>>72901
Yeah, Decathlon bikes are a good option but I saw 1 (one) VAN RYSEL bike in the last two years. I guess people get what they fucking deserve.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.72904 del
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>>72899
who purchases these
and why


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.72905 del
But even the 2026 VAN RYSEL aeroad is now over 6k EUR and it is meh looking


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.72906 del
>>72905
You're an old boomer that don't race. Why on earth would you buy a full on aero bike.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.72907 del
>>72904
For example this is one the biggest czech e-shop
https://www.koloshop24.com/road-bikes?f=9228:2527&locale=DEU


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.72908 del
>>72906
Hey I had 3 (tree) races last year
But that's besides the point, that's just for illustration purposes


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.72909 del
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>>72907
let me guess, you need more?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.72910 del
3.5 for the RCR


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.72911 del
>>72907
>culoshop24
cursed, they partner with the expensive brands exclusively huh


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.72912 del
>>72909
>>72910
why buy that if you don't race
why buy that if you don't want to go fast


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.72913 del
>>72909
that looks like shit
>>72910
that looks great


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.72914 del
>>72912
Yeah I wouldn't buy it for sure, just giving reference to bert that still races GF 3 times a year


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.72915 del
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>>72912
could just ride like your favorite basque riders and buy this if you want an aero sled


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.72916 del
Interesting tires


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.72917 del
>>72915
I wonder if they make brtek size frames. Usually china tops out at like 56/58, actually I've never even seen anything bigger than 58 myself


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.72918 del
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>>72917
they have 5, he rides bigger? isn't this already for a 2m+ person


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.72919 del
Advantages of running: Efficient egg harvesting, more time to look at pretty girls
Disadvantages: Everything else

Number one thing for me though is the lack of a good breeze. Sweat so much.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.72920 del
>>72919
>no breeze
just r*n faster THEN


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.72921 del
>>72918
hmm yeah XXL looks like it's around 60cm that's definitely 190cm+. However if we look at this beautiful picture >>72782 it would need A LOT of spacers/a positive stem angle/riser cockpit if the position is to stay the same because 2XL canyon endurace has 414mm reach (almost the same) but 656mm stack (63mm more) and he's running spacers. Actually I don't think matching the stack is possible I mean imagine 6-8 cm of spacers or something hallelujah


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.72922 del
>>72920
Yes well


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.72923 del
>>72920
bring back the 50k death march at the olympics.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.72924 del
>>72919
imo main advantage of running is that weather doesn't matter hehehe. I'm not much of a runner in fact I only ever ran for a couple months to train for one race but that stuck out the most
>rain
doesn't bother much
>wind
doesn't bother much
>cold
you're never cold
>fog
irrelevant
>sun and heat
tan time
>snow and ice
okay thats annoying unless you have shoes with really good offroad soles maybe
>night
no problem


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.72925 del
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>>72913
I own that TCR and I love it like my child.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.72926 del
>>72921
I think me current bike might be too big for me


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.72927 del
>>72924
I have chuted more time when running than during ciclisming (so far)


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.72928 del
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>>72927
trail running?


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.72929 del
>>72928
yes and 1 extra comicale on normal sidewalk when I steped on pic related, it turned 90 degrees upwards and me second leg fell into the trap


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.72930 del
>>72923
That's sexist Bert. Think of the Femmes.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.72931 del


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.72932 del
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>>72927
The Roglic of running.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.72933 del
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>>72929
brutal


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.72934 del
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Who dis? The winning team of course


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.72935 del
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>>72934
>vingo
>ciccone
>pidcock
>lenny
>GALL
>others
meanwhile I'm picking this its filled with my boys except for vingo, pidders, ciccone, martinez, sosa, burnett, remijn


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.72936 del
advantages of alpine ski: good for balance and strengthen the benen, cleanses the soul, more time to look at pretty girls
disadvantages: not that good for harvesting œufs


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.72937 del
>>72936
Counterpoint: you can go really fast


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.72938 del
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if it weren't for the guy without retirement date on his profile, he would have the triple giro-tour-vuelta.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.72939 del
>>72935
Cicco is not a multipuerto driver, had to relinquish him and pick one of the big boys because of that.
Remijn would be a very nice pick if the team had even less of clear roles.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.72940 del
Memcobros, we are gonna get disappointed again


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.72941 del
>>72940
The fishmonger is going to smash him into the ground. Especially when there's no TT to balance out the long climbs.


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.72942 del
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Volta Ciclista a Catalunya OFFICIAL /bet/


>Vingegaard 1.72
>Evenepoel 5
>Pidcvck 7
>Almeida 8.5
>Lipowitz 10
>Gall 29
>Only 34
>Ciccone 41
>Uijtdebroeks 41
>Martinez 41
>Landa 67
>Buitrago 101
>Rodriguez Cano 101
>Riccitello 101
>Skjelmose 126
>Carapaz Montenegro 126
>West 126
>Paret 151
>Vine 151
>Kuss 151
>McNultz 151
>Hindley 151
>Mas Nicolau 251
>Cepeda 251
>O'Connor
>Nordhagen 251
..
>Gaudu 301
>Rodriguez 301
>De Plus 301
>Fortunato 401
>Martinez Povidla 501 (DNS)
>T*o 601
>Quintana 601
>Hirt 1001
>Novak 1501
>Chumil 2001
>Aerts 2001

Basically all climbers are there, what a great startlist
And a jonas


Bert 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.72943 del
>>72942
I don't accept this disrespect of elite


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.72944 del
>>72943
he was supposed to ride P-N, but didn't because he got sick, that's why


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.72945 del
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Team is picked. Good goomble, this.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.72946 del
Reminder


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.72947 del
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Schnitzel for supper


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.72948 del
>>72947
S C R A N
C
R
A
N


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.72949 del
>>72947
not quite my tempo


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.72950 del
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/hike/


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.72951 del
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>>72949
I watched this movie the other day and loved it.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.72952 del
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>>72950
>Literally stopping to smell the flowers


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.72953 del
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>>72950
since we're posting kinos


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.72954 del
Fast


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.72955 del
>>72942
That's so dense that even picking a parrot or a west may end up being near zero point experience.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.72957 del
>>72954
That tdf win is coming any moment now


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.72958 del
>>72957
They should organize 100km TT competitions. Remco would win but still


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.72959 del
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Yeah, I blew it up boss. This aint no regular Katalonia race. Can't what to sqeuak how I have had everyone in my draft before I blew it up.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.72960 del
Picking three 10 pointers


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.72961 del
Jonas and remco in the same race in Spain means that at least one of them will chute


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.72963 del
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>>72961
The one I pick will chute.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.72964 del
pidcock will not be attempting to go for gc allegedly

adjust


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.72965 del
>>72964
Fuck I will I think


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.72966 del
Pedal is again acting up and my usual trick no longer seems to work. Might be actually something else. It's not the BB though.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.72967 del
Rustiche all'uovo con Allumettes nature Monique Ranou mit Pecorino romano pdo Italiamo und pfeffer
again, no greenery, this is getting out of hand


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.72968 del
I was only vaguely aware that there had been a chute comicale during msr femmes but now that I've seen it I've rewatched it like 15 times, it rivals the carnage webm from years ago in terms of entertainment


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.72969 del
#Believe


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.72970 del
>>72969
Team Fraudulence is BACK


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.72971 del
>>72969
hot damn


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.72972 del
>>72970
>t. team of skjelmose, vine, gall, gee-west, mas and guardeno


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.72973 del
No bold announcement from visma or trine concerning jonas. I don't know what to make of this. He squeaked about wealth tax so Denmark can keep feeding the hungry mouths in Greenland.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.72974 del
>>72969
>The Anti-Picks


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.72976 del
>>72964
Read it at the gym at 12:55, this better be this shitface shittalking, couldn't adjust anymore, FUCK!


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.72977 del
Let's go landismo


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.72978 del
>>72969
A mixture of your boys and retards?


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.72979 del
This is the team. It's objectively perfect.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.72980 del
>>72978
That might be the same thing


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.72983 del
Already farming breakaway points for future KOM winner BURNETT


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.72984 del
Veistroffer not being 4 anymore PISSES me OFF


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.72985 del
>>72977
I had Rodriguez at first but what is he gonna get in this field. 19th in GC? No MULUBRHAN is the way to go


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.72986 del
But I have to do something different if I ever want to catch up so I wasted all my velobux on Remcuck. There is no way this can go wrong


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.72987 del
>>72986
He'll win two stages but somehow finish 8th in GC


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.72990 del
>>72985
Yeah, had Cr. ROD but he is not even going to be 19th, in this field it is more like 25th.
You berts better hope Lenny doesn't have a kollaps and doesn't end up 19th.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.72991 del
>>72987
He wins that Barcelona stage for sure but yeah he is of course already been absolutely destroyed by the fishmonger by then. But maybe if everyone is at +6 minutes again he can get 3rd or something and then I am BACK


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.72993 del
>>72985
Oh you do have MULUHRBAN. Why.
I thought very hard about picking him but this is like 10th-15th in a flat sprint, no sharp uphill metas for him.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.72994 del


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.72995 del
>>72993
There are no sprinters here Bert. He can get top 5 in stages 1-3. And with Godongod and Vernon I can get a BIG lead (but they will probably get 14th 15th and 16th and some random shitter like Kockelmann wins)


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.72998 del
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>>72995
Well you won't if I get a big lead with Godongod, Vernon and L'Hote, maybe Isidore does something as well.


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.73001 del
>>72995
They'll be riding for Gilmore ofcourse


Bert 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.73021 del
cam on jonas do the thing



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