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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No. 70934
turning back the time edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>69960


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.70971 del
imagine skelly racing in the snow. he would freeze to death.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.70975 del
Polymarket bets on wether Mou does a school shooting this year?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.70976 del
>>70950
>Pi is 3
>FTP is 3
>Zone is 3


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.70977 del
J Christ is now a bottle carrier


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.70978 del
>>70977
Another one of those riders that always shits the bed when I choose them for velogambling


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.70979 del
>>70978
Buitrago, Tiberi, Hindley... Many such cases


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.70980 del
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Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.70981 del
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Had that sosidge pasta as the first carb that goes with main course since like 2 or 3 weeks.
Just bought 25 euro worth of pasta and canned tomats, can't wait to cook something up.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.70982 del
>>70979
Tiberi always shits the bed. You shouldve known


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.70983 del
LT1 after a hard day is one of my favourite workouts each week, the first 20min is tough with tired legs but after that it just feels nicer and nicer. Shame I don't have more time than just the daughter's nap for this, would be great to do 3-4h


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.70984 del
Vermaeke vermakelijke chute


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.70985 del
reminder that Nizza is rightfully Italian clay.
>In 1543, Nice was attacked by the united Franco-Ottoman forces of Francis I and Barbarossa Hayreddin Pasha, in the Siege of Nice


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.70986 del
>>70982
he has literally been good in every race this year


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.70987 del
>>70982
Well he didn't in Giro 2024 when I _didn't_ pick him...


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.70988 del
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scarponi... franky...


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.70989 del
CHUTE COMICALE


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.70990 del
how does a velonoob like me correctly weight
>rider has been good every race this season
and
>rider always shits the bed at some point


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.70991 del
>>70989
false flag chute to cancel the stage


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.70992 del
>>70990
Eternal debate of the goombler


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.70993 del
>>70990
you also have "the do they want it more" coefficient and then there's the chute% per km


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.70994 del
Reminder that these are the conditions that we are shamed for not riding in despite not having a fleet of soigneurs to tend to our bikes


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.70995 del
>>70986
> literally
No way, he was only good figurely


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.70996 del
Remember four days ago when all you geniuses were convinced the GC was over when Jonas was down 12 seconds after two sprint stages and a TTT


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.70997 del
>>70990
Drink 10 duvels, say fuck it and decide to Rock'n'Roglic.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.70998 del
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Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.70999 del
I ride when I want to ride
these kwabs ride when they're told, for my amusement


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.71000 del


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.71001 del
>>70998
Don't forget about the annual sulphurous performance probability, the betrayal factor, the "altitude camp" and any animal related mishaps like a dick bitten by a dog.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.71002 del
Ganna is in great shape


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.71003 del
The virgin UAE mountain train vs the chad Grug "ride real hard" strat


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.71004 del
Based Richie


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.71005 del
nice inhumanas


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.71006 del
>>71003
funny how so many runners get the >in position at the bottom of the cipressa bit wrong


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.71007 del
>sits on the wheel of his bulky teammate at 20% gradients
>takes over when they hit the flat
richie my man...


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.71008 del
Paris Nice peloton getting kwabbed


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.71009 del
>>71003
Seems like he's not prepared for an attack on Turchino
Pog bros, that's our chance


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.71010 del
>literal martian solo in paris-nice
WADAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.71011 del
jantje christen has enough of carapaz' antics


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.71012 del
all that talk about omg its so risk its so dangerous is so overblown, pathetic to be honest


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.71013 del
>>71012
you just wait till those rocks start falling


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.71014 del
>>71008
huh, I thought it was just me with the spatial anomaly


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.71015 del
would be funny if vingo wins after all his whining


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.71016 del
Ive started to detest Karsten Kroon, what a life draining commentoor


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.71017 del
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>>71016
knowers knew this years ago


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.71018 del
ATTAQUE VINO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.71019 del
>>71017
Damn i have so much to learn. What year was this?
Why do they keep inviting this guy to blabber her whore mouth?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.71020 del
>>71019
it was the giro where suleiman yashidi completely collapsed


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.71021 del
CHUTE VITO BRAAAAAAAP


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.71022 del
chute in the middle of the peleton, does this have the 3km rule?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.71023 del
man this view takes me back to riding a few weeks ago


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.71024 del
godoped easy, renaat so retarded thinking it's vauquelin


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.71025 del
wtf I knew I should have kept GODon


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.71026 del
>>71024
Renaat is the fucking worst I fucking swear. Shouldve stayed on the moto


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.71027 del
zingle another rider with promise that has become an absolute jobber at visma to be honest


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.71028 del
>>71022
It does. But Tejada looked hurt


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.71029 del
So at the end of the day, the crashes and the dangerous racing situations were caused by changing the route. Great job


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.71030 del
wout wouting right now, grug nowhere to be seen
dare I say, moral victory for /ourguy/


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.71031 del
>>71029
it was going to be all uphill, getting steeper and slower as they approached the finish, it would have been fine


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.71032 del
>>71030
le epic domestique


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.71033 del
>>71030
was just about to say the same

a very good MSR performance is surely on the horizon


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.71034 del
>>71032
is it even that when the break is getting further and you're pulling in a downhill with riders getting back on at the back


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.71035 del
KEK


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.71036 del
will never understand why big jorg never did the ardennes before and wasted his time with shit like omloop


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.71037 del
bottle boi, pull harder


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.71038 del
>roglic on the wheel of pellizzari
he will NEVER work for him will he


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.71039 del
roglic working for wout


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.71040 del
well done, now del taco is all out of helpers


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.71041 del
>>71040
who needs helpers when jayco of all teams is now taking the lead


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.71042 del
>It's important to do a stage. It's one of the biggest races in the world. They want a stage. It could be done differently. We could have stopped earlier. It was slippery and there were some crashes. It wouldn't have been a problem to stop 10 km earlier.

Fuck this guy tbh


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.71043 del
wout heh


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.71044 del
ATTAQUE WOUT VAN AERT


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.71045 del
for what purpose


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.71046 del
sorry wout, Del Toro isn't biting


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.71047 del
>>71045
relay station for big jorg


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.71048 del
what a kwab


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.71049 del
GO BENNY HILL


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71050 del
wout backwards pedaling lol


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71051 del
benjamin!


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71052 del
Ben HILLY


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71053 del
>>71047
mhmm, still in the data phase it seems


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71054 del
please wout, for your own sake, just retire, it's getting sad


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71055 del
go on pellizari


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71056 del
This Pinarello kid is really impressive


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71057 del
daily reminder that wout has a lifelong contract at jumbo-visma


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71058 del
Rog working??


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71059 del
lmao roglic fell asleep


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.71060 del
chaos, I like it


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.71061 del
GRANDE GIULIO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.71062 del
meanwhile benny boi just smooth pedalling ahead


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.71063 del
fuck off uno-x


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.71064 del
fuck uno x


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.71065 del
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HOLY SHIT


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.71066 del
COME ON GIULIO EXPOSE DEL SLURPO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.71067 del
GRANDE
VAI GIULIO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.71068 del
it's over


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.71069 del
del toro is a cool cucumber


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.71070 del
roglabros


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.71071 del
fuck off america and mexico


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.71072 del
shit race


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.71073 del
yes well


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.71074 del
they really need to learn jorgenson to sprint and punch


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.71075 del
del dopo overpowers jorgenson so easily


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.71076 del
kek big jorg kwab only 3rd place


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.71077 del
>del toro is possibly the most in form rider in the world right now
I'm convinced portuguese commentators didn't watch strade last week


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.71078 del
roglabros these stages used be our bread and butter


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.71079 del
primoz in the top 10 unlike a certain wout. a moral victory for roglic for sure.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.71080 del
>>71078
Del Dopo is lucky this is cloudy Italy and not scorching hot Spain


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.71081 del
>>71078
roglabros we used to be a winner now we're just an extremely overpaid fraud


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.71082 del
if vendrame can ride up to 10th I wonder why wout was so stupid to sprint up the first 50 meters


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.71083 del
>>71036
Probably wanted him in altitude camps getting ready for Tour


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.71084 del
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wout beat the old sudacas and Giro winner hindley. another moral victory.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.71085 del
>>71084
Wout beating THREE Grand Tour winners on a mountain finish? NOT NORMAL.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.71086 del
>>71083
but he's doing the tour this year too


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.71087 del
Confession: I never pick any of the UnoX riders because their names are all so similar and I can't tell them apart


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.71088 del
>Wout van Aert tests legs in tough Tirreno stage: “You can’t replicate this in training”

why wouldn't you be able to to a short effort and that complete parcheggio


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.71089 del
>>71088
where he was faltering in the steepest part, even I could overtake wout.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.71090 del
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I never pick any of the UnoX riders because I am racist against their ethnicity


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.71091 del
>>71090
based WADA complaint chad


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.71092 del
Uncanny Mr Incredible for me Snizza and Tirreno goombling.
Néanmoins, due to my deep connection to the people of Ireland (none) my coach begrudgingly allowed me to have a cheat day on St. Padraig's day but transfer it onto today so I don't drink during the week.
I shall post the usual smol oirish pisswhatr plus an intersting single pot I have just paypigged for.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.71093 del
>Decathlon CMA CGM is reportedly in pole position to sign Pavel Sivakov. According to L’Équipe, the French rider is signing a contract for three seasons. Additionally, the team has set its sights on Jordan Jegat.

the superteam starts forming


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.71094 del
>>71093
Good signing this


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.71095 del
Seems like I didn't miss much, dopagefest in Italy and WTF was that in France? They shortened it again?
At least I somehow was 3rd overall in velogames on stage 7


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.71096 del
>>71093
Um, why would they want to sign squeakers after firing so many?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.71097 del
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Anyway, 36 eggs ride, super windy too, that was annoying as shit, now I need to find a way to fill in 4000 kcal gap. Probably an extra protein bar will do the trick.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.71098 del
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>>71097
PHWOOAAAAAR, now this is a ride
I kneel king


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.71099 del
>>71097
I like climbing when it's windy outside, you suffer anyways, on flats it's much more annoying and you have to make sure not to ride back home with headwind.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.71100 del


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.71101 del
>>71096
They only fired the fraudulent squeakers, like Lafay.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.71102 del
>>71101
Marion saying lafay, il l'a fait after he won that tour stage on france 2 is the best ad for the team


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.71103 del
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On a serious note.
My friend who I ride with (of schnitzelride fame) bought a shiny new bike two weeks ago. Di2 Ultegra, aero cockpit, everything, really pretty.
I randomly met him today when I was returning home, parked at the side of the road. I had assumed he had pinchazo'd again (since he doesn't carry spare). So I stopped to laugh at him.
He turned around, his face bloodied, missing half a teeth, looking shellshocked. Turns out he chuted brutale on a flat road, probably a missed pothole or something. No idea how, fell down face first, broke his cockpit, his teeth. The rest of the bike looks ok I guess.
What a fucking unfortunate turn of fortune.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.71104 del
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>>71103
brutal and sad turn of events


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.71105 del
The aero glasses meme has gone too far


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.71106 del
>>71103
could happen to all of us


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.71107 del
>>71103
Sad event, but this is the life we chose


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.71108 del
integrated carbon cockpits kinda scare me, I was on the verge of buying one for my grabble bike but ultimately canceled the order because I saw Nys' one crack in half during some cx race from a really light chute


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.71109 del
>>71104
Not gonna lie I am now riding half paranoid expecting my assioma axle to break at half any time I score more than 100 wattss


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.71110 del
>>71103
>Turns out he chuted brutale on a flat road, probably a missed pothole or something. No idea how, fell down face first, broke his cockpit, his teeth. So I stopped to laugh at him.
well that's mean


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.71111 del
>>71108
From my experience as long as you don't buy lightweight carbon bars they are sturdy enough. One guy here had whatever comes with sworks sl8 and that one indeed cracked on a 30 kph tumble but my bars didn't crack from my crash (2 piece cockpit with bikedoc handlebars) and I have a mate who's crashed the cockpit that came with his china frame (probably 50-70€ on aliX at most) 3 times at 45-55 kph in races and it's still alive and kicking.
I think when it comes to carbon in general it's all a lot more sturdy than it seems until you purchase highend lightweight components.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.71112 del
>>71111
In this case it's this
https://www.canyon.com/en-cz/search/?lang=en_CZ&q=CP0048
I think the t-bart is broken but probably both should be replaced


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.71113 del
>>71103
>missing half a teeth
Damn, I hope you have a doc as capable as the one who fixed up Pluimers in Czechia.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.71114 del
I wonder if big jorg can follow on the cipressa


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.71115 del
>>71114
he got dropped too many times already this season for that to be a possibility


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.71116 del
>>71115
But a G2 seems like a good possibility this year I feel.
The age of the springer is over


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.71117 del
>>71116
hmmmmm
g2 with who, I don't really see it


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.71118 del
>>71117
Gooner, Jorgenson, Roman Gregor, Pidcuck, Woutje, Stuyven

The way is open now that they've seen Pogi go


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.71119 del
>>71118
how does that play out, pog and grug go and g2 closes them down on/after the descent and it becomes a mass sprint? I just assume that pog and grug will be so far ahead that even a cooperating g2 will not close them down


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.71120 del
>>71119
No they never close them down but they also drop the kooijs of the peleton
Some might even die in poggods slipstream


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.71121 del
>>71120
>we now remember brave gregoire last year


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.71122 del
>>71121
The brave are not forgotten


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.71123 del
>>71119
The trick would be to agree with 3-4 teams to keep 3 guys each riding the cipressa at reasonable threshold and then you have 10guys doing a TT between cipressa and pogio. I wonder what type of gap you could bring back like this


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.71124 del
>>71123
yea people actually working together and doing real hard pulls would be solution to many a pog solo but sadly it never happens


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.71125 del
>>71123
probably nothing, there's like what less than 10 km between the cipressa and poggio?
the powergap between the regulars and pog/grug is huge
you'd need 3 gannas


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.71126 del
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fuck it was so good bros


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.71127 del
I got into G2 in a Zwift race with one dude soloing way up ahead and peloton as far back as 30 seconds before we all got G2 syndrome. We were then caught and embarrassed on the final climb.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.71128 del
>“C’était une étape de merde. Je trouve que ce n’est pas terrible de faire ça…”, pestait-il derrière la ligne d’arrivée au micro de DirectVelo. Le sprinteur de la Visma-Lease a bike explique qu’il était “plutôt de l’avis de faire l’étape”. La pluie intense qui est tombée sur la Promenade des Anglais, à Nice, en fin de matinée, n’avait pas freiné les ardeurs d’Axel Zingle. “Il ne fallait peut-être pas monter jusqu’en haut mais… C’est vrai que là, quand on voit le décor, on a l’impression que c’était des conditions très difficiles mais bon, on a des gants, on a tout ce qu’il faut…”, reprend celui qui souhaitait prendre le départ à midi, comme prévu, à Nice.

>C’est du vélo, c’est un sport en extérieur. Je trouve que les coureurs ont tendance à se monter un peu trop la tête entre eux quand ils voient qu’il pleut le matin, c’est un peu dommage”, critique-t-il en évoquant la volonté de certains de raccourcir l’étape, alors qu’il a même un temps été question d’annulation totale. “On était à 50-50 à un moment donné”, concédait ainsi le directeur de course Yannick Talabardon à notre micro lors de la cérémonie protocolaire. “La sécurité prime évidemment, mais moi personnellement ce ne sont pas des conditions qui m’effraient. Je trouve qu’il faut aussi savoir faire preuve de résilience quand c’est difficile”.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.71129 del
>>71097
based
>>71103
F
the fate of all paypigs


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.71130 del
>>71129
Gauche post


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.71131 del
>>71128
I agree runner gotta stop shitting their pants because of a bit of rain


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.71132 del
>>71128
Mhm, not exactly listening to his master vingo with this. Makes sense that they've been making sure campenaerts drops him so he can't sprint


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.71133 del
What's up bertchan, it's ya boi Z2 again with another ride. Started out in about 45 minutes of rain this time, but at least I got dry again eventually. More bike cleaning yay.
>>71103
Damn, that's brutal. Hopefully he's okay otherwise and the teeth can be mended without too much drama.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.71134 del
>>71133
Nice eggs my bert


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.71135 del
>>71133
burgerbert won't like this!


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.71136 del
>>71135
odd zone supremacy is more about vinestering and træning than riding for joy
shame you're tribalism has blinded you to this fairly obvious fact


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.71137 del
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WE LIVE IN TAIWAN


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.71138 del
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And the startlist is LIT:

>FOX Matthew
>SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts
>RAJOVIC Dusan
>HO Yi
>PRIMOZIC Jaka
>FORTIN Pippo
>CARSTENSEN Lucas
>MCGEOUGH Cormac
>BATSAIKHAN Tegsh-Bayar
>BENNETT Stefan
>VAN ENGELEN Adne
>CHAWCHIANGKWANG Peerapol
>SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.71139 del


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.71140 del
kinda kino


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.71141 del
Ciclismo


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.71143 del
CHUTE


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.71144 del
somebody won


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.71146 del
tasty semen


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.71147 del
>>71145
crazy sprint, he was so far behind


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.71148 del
top 3


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.71149 del
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>>71148
>that hairline


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.71153 del
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Daily reminder to clean your bidon caps once in a while


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.71154 del
>>71153
I just buy a new set every couple of months. Cost 6€ the pair


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.71155 del
>>71154
Yeah I totally get that, for me it's just a matter of principle to keep on using the old ones if they work


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.71156 del
>>71153
what the fuck bertman


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.71157 del
>>71156
I cleaned these thoroughly just a couple weeks ago and rinse them after each ride. I think my boiler room has become infected with the mold virus or then I just rape too often


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.71158 del
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Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.71159 del
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heavily underestimated the slippy factor of the tractor roads this morning
close to disaster multiple times


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.71160 del
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happy birthday Mick, your brother he doesn't get those honors


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.71161 del
>>71159
Could have sworn this is somewhere near the border with Czechland.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.71162 del
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its only 6°C I'm already back to autumn


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.71163 del
Back from me ride. Wanted to do a longer one but the wind was just too fucking strong. (40km/h with 80 gusts). Felt good nonetheless


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.71164 del
>>71163
Thankfully I have the physic to resist gust winds


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.71165 del
Also wtf I saw so many fucking trail r*nner, is this the new tiktok trend?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.71166 del
>>71165
has been for a while
it's either marathon or ultra trail runs


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.71167 del
>You wouldn't say so based on his performance in the Italian tour, but the 22-year-old Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe rider is currently riding with an injury to one of his tendons. “If we hadn't ridden on my home roads today (Saturday), I probably would have already dropped out of the race,” he says.

some of you got very lucky with your goomble


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.71168 del
>After Tirreno-Adriatico, the 36-year-old Grand Tour rider will focus on the Tour of the Basque Country (April 6-11), a race he has already won twice in his successful career. Subsequently, Roglic will set his sights on another WorldTour stage race to which he has fond memories: the Tour of Romandie (April 28-May 3).
>Following the Tour of Romandie, a long period without racing awaits leading up to his main goal for 2026: the Vuelta a España.

how much are they paying him for this


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.71169 del
>>71159
Just Belgian roads, innit. The big deep water holes next to the roads would scare me though.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.71170 del
>>71160
The dijks aren't twins hmm


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.71171 del
>>71159
perfect trail condiziones for a cheeky r*n
>>71163
looks like a fun score up the rampas


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.71172 del
>>71171
The profile is deceptive, nothing here is a rampa


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.71174 del
>>71167
Goomblegod gaveth, goomblegod taketh.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.71175 del
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Doing some spring waxxing. First up, three perfectly clean new chains. Three baths in mineral spirits plus two baths in denatured alcohol, so clean I could eat off these. Now heating up the wax solution.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.71176 del
>>71172
shame that


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.71177 del
>>71175
How often do you do this?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.71178 del
>>71177
careful, start asking too many questions about burdensome maintenance activities around these parts and you'll get flamed


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.71179 del
>>71175
VERY sexy looking


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.71180 del
>>71177
Just once when I buy new chains, after that it's just re-wax every 300-500km or so. I had two chains last season that I rotated, but they have become pretty grimy over the shitty weather season so I will clean the two again for next winter and use these three for fairer weather. Having that rotation is very nice, basically you just change your chain every week, then wax them all at the same time when they're all used up.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.71181 del
>Whether Van Aert manages to sprint on Sunday or not, he is satisfied with his week. “I am happy with how I feel,” says Van Aert. “I wanted to make it a tough race either on Friday or today. I didn't have the legs for that on Friday, but I did today. I felt good and was able to keep going for a long time. I’ve had a nice week. My ankle isn't top-notch yet, but it's good enough, and I’ve gained the necessary toughness. A win or a higher runner-up position would have been nicer, but I give my week a score of eight out of ten,” says Van Aert.
A week full of humiliation rituals? 8/10 according to W*ut


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.71182 del
>When Matteo Jorgenson arrives at the Visma Lease a Bike team bus fifteen minutes after the end of the queen stage, he is literally grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Javier Romo of Movistar. The Spaniard is apparently furious about a race maneuver by the American and comes to confront him using threatening language. His team manager Max Sciandri has to intervene and prevents Romo from using physical violence in addition to verbal. As Jorgenson steps onto the bus, he calls after Romo in a taunting tone: “Adios.”
More Vismoids who make themselves popular in the peloton


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.71183 del
I hope this bravo guy is the next Brazilian remco. Imagine the Brazilian shitposters on 4/cyc/.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.71184 del
>>71182
Not very smart to do this with movistar


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.71185 del
>>71160
his brother isn't in the race anymore, he didn't start yesterday


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.71186 del
reading the same old w*ut copium tripe has gotten tiresome, but stories of big jorgz taunting moviestar kwabs is gripping stuff


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.71187 del
>>71181
Good banter. He better yell adios next time he drops Romo.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.71188 del
grug hurting the pedaltroons


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.71189 del
Alpecin shredding the peloton. It will all sort itself out again of course but very amusing


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.71190 del
I'm seeing Matthias Jürgensen as SS Sturmbannführer waving adios to a fleeing republican fighter Romo during the Spanish civil war in my imagination.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.71191 del
peculiar things happening in italy


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.71192 del
this is really just a workout day for grug


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.71193 del
>>71163
very nice!


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.71194 del
>>71192
Top kek he had some intervals to do


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.71195 del
Lmao they're actually dying to come back


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.71196 del
Absolute scenes


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.71197 del
Test run for the Cipressa


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.71198 del
Maybe he has a plane to catch


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.71199 del
Ciclismo before May really is just 2 (or 3, I might be willing to include the fish) riders playing with their food while training live for sponsors.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.71200 del
And soudal now wants to cuck de lie


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.71201 del
>>71199
PR is a propa koers Though


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.71202 del
W*ut loses sprint again


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.71203 del
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PELLIZZARRI GOES SOLO


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.71204 del
Martinez appears to have been assassinated by his own teammate


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.71205 del
Abra Hansen goes solo


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.71206 del
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CHUTE BANALE


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.71207 del
MORBIDLY OBESE RAPPE JAPPE OUT


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.71208 del
Ebin sudden arrival of the chosen Jonny.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.71209 del
GANNA -> MILAN pipeline for the win


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.71210 del
We live in arrière pays Niçois.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.71211 del
forgot to switch over to TA for the sprint, ah well, Milanwinslol


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.71212 del
Home


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.71213 del
>>71212
gorgeous


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.71214 del
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>>71213
It's a shame we didn't see the previous climb. Col de la Porte/saint roch is one of the kinoest climb of the region


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.71215 del
>>71214
I will visit someday


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.71216 del
Kek, completely missed it, but this is the last stage of tour de france femmes?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.71217 del
Rampas humanas


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71218 del
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Last climb of the last day, surely they will go all out trying to hold the wheel of the danish dopeur


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71219 del
Campy the super dom


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71220 del
>can't drop lenny
Lmao, it's so fucking over for the fish


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71221 del
falling rocks status!?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71222 del
KEK Jonas immediately wanting a pull from Lenny


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.71223 del
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ALLEZ LENNY


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.71224 del
I wish seixas was in this race


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.71225 del
aw those kids shouting for Lenny


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.71226 del
will Jonas stop pulling when he realize he can't drop Lenny?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.71227 del
I just checked how my teams are doing
<PN
>Overall Race Score: 505
>Overall Rank: 3549 of 3582
holy shit I almost managed to pick the worst possible team


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.71228 del
>>71227
Same. Just a total disaster.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.71229 del
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>>71228
absolutely BRUTAL

in other news did vingo stuff something down his jersey? That chest is massive


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.71230 del
?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.71231 del
LENNY


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Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.71233 del
pwoah LENNY


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.71234 del
ooooooooh close, but he got it


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.71235 del
Lenny rapid


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.71236 del
Pogacar laughing somewhere


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.71237 del
steinhauser is the true winner of this paris nice edition. He is related to Ulle did you know that


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.71238 del
>>71237
He's an overweight nutella slurping chainsmoker???


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.71239 del
now that the top 10 has settled...
what's the future of Achooosou?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.71240 del
>>71238
not YET


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.71241 del
>>71239
2 weeks at Herentals and he'll be back stronger than ever


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.71242 del
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/pinot/


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.71243 del
for me it is Kuss SEPP


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.71244 del
>>71241
he didn't even break anything, weakmind


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.71245 del
>>71241
>>71244
Yeah, that asshole is just a weakmind, shan't be dishing anything more than a 20 for him on a stage race, unless this is some mickey mouse startlist situation.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.71246 del
Steinhauser 3rd is such a Paris Nice result


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.71247 del
I don't want to see the goomblin charts for both races. At least primoz is in the top 5.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.71248 del
>>71247
Me neither because one is bad news that cannot repeat again but a boulot is a boulot.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.71249 del
Njal put to his place


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.71250 del
>>71249
did he get kwakked on mywoosh again


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.71251 del


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.71252 del
>>71251
based mywooshchads are too strong for him


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.71253 del
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no more Magnier for the coming weeks I guess


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.71254 del
>"I just use the handlebars I've used all my life," the Alpecin-Premier Tech leader, whose bars stand out in the peloton due to their width and retro look, explained to Cyclingnews at Tirreno-Adriatico
>In the pits at Tirreno-Adriatico, a helpful Alpecin-Premier Tech team mechanic grabbed his tape measure to confirm the current width of Van der Poel's handlebars for Cyclingnews, confirming a measurement of 450mm outside-to-outside. This is paired with almost no lever turn-in.
>"Maybe I lose a little bit of aerodynamic advantage, but I like to have the power when I stand on the pedals," he told Cyclingnews. I'm used to the size, and so for now I'm sticking to wide bars."

Top kek, the aero virgin vs the WATT monster


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.71255 del
>>71254
He just like me!


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.71256 del
>>71254
once he'll no longer be able to win anything against pog he will probably reconsider kek just like he reconsidered using 28mm tires on cobble races for no reason or gain


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.71257 del
>>71256
he'll probably retire first


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.71258 del
>>71257
I unironically think it could be this year, I saw some clips from the pog roubaix recon and pog has a way different bike fit now, much more aero so there's a good chance he's made significant speed gains for roubaix
I can't wait 2bh I'm counting the days


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.71259 del
>>71258
I still don't see him drop grug on the pavées tbh
current grug also looks steaming good
MSR though there I see potential


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.71260 del
points are in


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.71261 del
Results are in, scraping as we speak.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.71262 del
>>71261
please add the 500 points ayuso would have earned
thank you for your attention to this matter


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.71263 del
>>71262
It's status quo.
I briefly jump you but after Nice it is all back to where it was. Burgerbert also should remain third, although closer to me again.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.71264 del
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>>71263
Knowing that I atleast completely fumble one grand tour a year it's already over, just don't let autismbert win.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.71265 del
Points reupdated for Nice, Burgerbert will be in front of me indeed.
One FU Burgerbet per race already used so won't be repeating that so it doesn't become unkind.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.71266 del
>4th and 5th
not bad


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.71267 del
>>71256
He's a wide shoulder chad, I don't think narrow bars do much for him anyway


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.71268 del
The right BAIS bros. After not hearing from our guy for a week, we got.. 21st GC?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.71269 del
>>71268
Ba-ba-is, où es tu, où es tu ?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.71270 del
>>71269
Figured this has to be a song but I had to google it.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.71271 del
>>71270
sung by Felix Gall's aunt no less


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.71274 del
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Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.71275 del
what are the /cyc/ winners for tonight?

kinda surprised my boy leo isn't a runaway favourite


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.71276 del
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Easy.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.71277 del
>>71275
What's tonight?
Chinese Taipei race?
Surely it is Ben GRANGER'S, 12 velobux for classics, to lose.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.71278 del


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.71279 del
>>71278
used to many matches in the sulphurous summer of 22


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.71280 del
>>71278
Does he really think that after what he saw in strade and grug in the tirreno that he can keep up on the cipressa?
He couldn't even keep up on the poggio the first time grug won and those guys are on a whole different level now


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.71281 del
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let's see, pcsman didn't wake up yet. matthew fox of lotto won stage 2 in taiwan. the post race stream is so long that you can see one of the diabetics of novo nordisk trying out strange chinese food.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.71282 del
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yup, that's why I expect euro sex trip guys to do on their cycling holidays


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.71283 del
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oh, that looks like our boi sanbayar chuted today


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.71284 del
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they displayed the top 10 somewhere hidden, but never bothered to show GC, just that Fox won the yellow jersey today as well.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.71285 del
>>71284
Sainbayar bros we are so fucking washed


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.71286 del
Fever


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.71287 del
>>71286
Lol is this made by wout himself


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.71288 del
>>71284
All the /cyc/ legends nowhere to be seen, SAD!


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.71290 del
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That wasn't me, I swear.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.71291 del
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me neither


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.71292 del
Merlel OUT.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.71293 del
Bertacek on his alts again


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.71294 del
>>71292
He's out till the tour I think, don't know why pcsman keeps adding him


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.71295 del
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I dindu nuffin


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.71296 del
>>71294
Really? That is going to be one leap of faith pick for au du Tour.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.71297 del
>>71296
His knee is fucked, I've read that he's training but no big rides.
His schedule has hungary on it, that seems like a good point to start.
Maybe he can do scheldeprijs since that's just flat


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.71298 del
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Only five days to go until Mallorca. Life is good berts


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.71299 del
Netcompany-Total Energies sending their newly acquired squeakers to the tour


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.71300 del
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axelgaard concluded that grug used tirreno-adriatico as his own absurd training session and regards him as the big favorite for MSR. he also shits on de lie in his lengthy T-A summary.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.71301 del
Kern Pharma will end their sponsorship after this season


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.71302 del
>>71300
I think it was pretty obvious that the Alpecin raid on the last stage was a simulation of the Cipressa, no?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.71303 del
>>71301
Rip another proconti team gone, who will fill the void. Another team of shitters I bet


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.71304 del
>>71298
Waiting for STUPID watt plots and HIDEOUS photos.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.71305 del
>>71304
Coach has lined up absolute bangers like this one so the watt plots will be WILD


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.71306 del
>>71305
>bertele still posts a 240W average 7h ride


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.71307 del
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Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.71308 del
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>>71298
don't get an curse Bërtt


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.71309 del
>>71308
Teide is not in Mallorca bertman...


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.71310 del
>>71309
whatever it's all the same isles du dopage


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.71311 del
>>71310
average ride wattage on teneriffa is like 300
average ride wattage on mallorca is like 140


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.71312 del
Don't they fucking hate cyclists on Mallorca too


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.71313 del
Merlier OUT by the way


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.71314 del
>>71278
>on all levels except results I am a winner


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.71315 del
>>71314
w*ut is beyond victory bert, please pay attention


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.71316 del
>>71314
Same as an old Polska football coach who had relative success in the 70s and 80s, said about a colleague:
"He is a good coach, just doesn't have the results".


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.71317 del
picnigs...


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.71318 del
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>>71312
they hate cyclists everywhere
that won't stop us from pedaling harder THOUGH


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.71319 del
>>71317
They better find some new talented rookie for next season or it's over for them. Something tells me Degenkolb and Jakobsen wont score big numbers this spring.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.71320 del
>>71312
yeah of course but a decent chunk of their off season economy depends on cycling tourism so many people still try to be nice. Oldfags told me people on mallorca used to love cyclists but that changed in the last couple years, kinda like everywhere in Spain (Girona, Calpe, Teneriffa)


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.71321 del
>>71319
they only have a WT license for this season so they'll have to find the rookie next week
all hope lies in Bjorn Koerdt


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.71322 del
>>71321
>they only have a WT license for this season
Could they not prove they had economy for three years or why did they only get one year?
If they get dropped I guess an extra pro team gets guaranteed invites from next year.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.71323 del
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>>71322
yes they're out of money
they spent the 7 million they got from onley on this


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.71324 del
finking of taking a cycle tourism to bohemia
how can I expect the locals to respond to my presence?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.71325 del
>>71324
have you ever seen Hostel (2005)?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.71326 del
>>71325
not big on documentaries but I did see EuroTrip (2004)
is that kind of similar ?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.71327 del
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>>71324
You will feel right at home
in terms of road rage and hate


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.71329 del
>>71328
saw that he's a runner now, sad development


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.71330 del
>>71329
he gets kwabbed there as well, what can you do


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.71331 del
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>>71328
Time for dopage brutale


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.71332 del
>>71331
a day natty is a day wasted 2bh


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.71333 del
the chinaman is making him struggle


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.71334 del
>>71333
D. JAMROZIK does not sound particularly burger is probably doped to the gills


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.71335 del
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>>71334
kwabbed by a big watts nerd


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.71336 del
D. JAMROZIK is a cheater, simple as


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.71337 del
>>71334
>>71335
Can't tell if it is a fellow kurwaman, a sakraman or kurvaman.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.71338 del
>>71335
I have an idea how to spell this name in polska, but I have no idea how burgers are supposed to pronounce that. I bet they simply call him the Jam guy.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.71339 del
>>71338
he is codename JAMMERS


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.71340 del
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>>71335
I would not buy anything from him.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.71341 del
Codename, slapper. in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.71342 del
>>71341
kek alright I'm in


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.71343 del
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I did a r*n


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Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.71346 del
>>71345
supposedly vingo did 7.1 w/kg at that point but lenny followed him quite easily, is he ramping up for 2026? Has France finally had enough??


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.71347 del
>>71346
maybe Lenny is on the Jonas track and he'll hit his stride when he's 25-26


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.71348 del
>>71346
lenny is cool but he's mostly a one pump chump
vingo could do this again the next few days, lenny can not


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.71349 del
>>71323
Frits Biestergod will surprise in the passes


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.71350 del
>>71345
God I HATE zoomers


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.71351 del
>>71350
he was having the best day ever alright


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.71352 del
WTF is this shit. This is bertazceck tier


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.71353 del
>>71350
unc crashing out here


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.71354 del
hummmmm, that wasn't what I wanted to show lmao.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.71355 del
>>71352
Alexandra Masson has evil eye, that kind that got you burned on a stake couple centuries ago


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.71356 del
>>71354
HOW DARE YOU
Mine looks much better
And you should have seen the quesadillas I made today


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.71357 del
>>71352
>>71354
I was slightly confused how rigged elections relate to brtek


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.71358 del
>>71354
no wonder the guy is so shit these days
the fuck kind of meal is this


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.71359 del
>>71358
its barely 300 kcal, the kind of meal they ate 3x a day in the 2010s maybe tsk


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.71360 del
>>71359
Mostly fat even, so bad lmao


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.71361 del
>>71338
Jamrock innit


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.71362 del
>>71343
eggs inhumanas
what zones you skored?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.71363 del
>>71354
Definitely not worth the shame of being caught making photos of food.



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