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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No. 70934
turning back the time edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>69960


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.70971 del
imagine skelly racing in the snow. he would freeze to death.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.70975 del
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Polymarket bets on wether Mou does a school shooting this year?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.70976 del
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>>70950
>Pi is 3
>FTP is 3
>Zone is 3


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.70977 del
J Christ is now a bottle carrier


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.70978 del
>>70977
Another one of those riders that always shits the bed when I choose them for velogambling


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.70979 del
>>70978
Buitrago, Tiberi, Hindley... Many such cases


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.70980 del
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Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.70981 del
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Had that sosidge pasta as the first carb that goes with main course since like 2 or 3 weeks.
Just bought 25 euro worth of pasta and canned tomats, can't wait to cook something up.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.70982 del
>>70979
Tiberi always shits the bed. You shouldve known


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.70983 del
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LT1 after a hard day is one of my favourite workouts each week, the first 20min is tough with tired legs but after that it just feels nicer and nicer. Shame I don't have more time than just the daughter's nap for this, would be great to do 3-4h


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.70984 del
Vermaeke vermakelijke chute


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.70985 del
reminder that Nizza is rightfully Italian clay.
>In 1543, Nice was attacked by the united Franco-Ottoman forces of Francis I and Barbarossa Hayreddin Pasha, in the Siege of Nice


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.70986 del
>>70982
he has literally been good in every race this year


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.70987 del
>>70982
Well he didn't in Giro 2024 when I _didn't_ pick him...


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.70988 del
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scarponi... franky...


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.70989 del
CHUTE COMICALE


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.70990 del
how does a velonoob like me correctly weight
>rider has been good every race this season
and
>rider always shits the bed at some point


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.70991 del
>>70989
false flag chute to cancel the stage


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.70992 del
>>70990
Eternal debate of the goombler


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.70993 del
>>70990
you also have "the do they want it more" coefficient and then there's the chute% per km


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.70994 del
Reminder that these are the conditions that we are shamed for not riding in despite not having a fleet of soigneurs to tend to our bikes


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.70995 del
>>70986
> literally
No way, he was only good figurely


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.70996 del
Remember four days ago when all you geniuses were convinced the GC was over when Jonas was down 12 seconds after two sprint stages and a TTT


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.70997 del
>>70990
Drink 10 duvels, say fuck it and decide to Rock'n'Roglic.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.70998 del
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>>70992
>>70993


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.70999 del
I ride when I want to ride
these kwabs ride when they're told, for my amusement


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.71000 del
>>70994
kwab


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.71001 del
>>70998
Don't forget about the annual sulphurous performance probability, the betrayal factor, the "altitude camp" and any animal related mishaps like a dick bitten by a dog.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.71002 del
Ganna is in great shape


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.71003 del
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The virgin UAE mountain train vs the chad Grug "ride real hard" strat


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.71004 del
Based Richie


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.71005 del
nice inhumanas


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.71006 del
>>71003
funny how so many runners get the >in position at the bottom of the cipressa bit wrong


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.71007 del
>sits on the wheel of his bulky teammate at 20% gradients
>takes over when they hit the flat
richie my man...


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.71008 del
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Paris Nice peloton getting kwabbed


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.71009 del
>>71003
Seems like he's not prepared for an attack on Turchino
Pog bros, that's our chance


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.71010 del
>literal martian solo in paris-nice
WADAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.71011 del
jantje christen has enough of carapaz' antics


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.71012 del
all that talk about omg its so risk its so dangerous is so overblown, pathetic to be honest


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.71013 del
>>71012
you just wait till those rocks start falling


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.71014 del
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>>71008
huh, I thought it was just me with the spatial anomaly


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.71015 del
would be funny if vingo wins after all his whining


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.71016 del
Ive started to detest Karsten Kroon, what a life draining commentoor


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.71017 del
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>>71016
knowers knew this years ago


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.71018 del
ATTAQUE VINO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.71019 del
>>71017
Damn i have so much to learn. What year was this?
Why do they keep inviting this guy to blabber her whore mouth?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.71020 del
>>71019
it was the giro where suleiman yashidi completely collapsed


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.71021 del
CHUTE VITO BRAAAAAAAP


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.71022 del
chute in the middle of the peleton, does this have the 3km rule?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.71023 del
man this view takes me back to riding a few weeks ago


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.71024 del
godoped easy, renaat so retarded thinking it's vauquelin


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.71025 del
wtf I knew I should have kept GODon


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.71026 del
>>71024
Renaat is the fucking worst I fucking swear. Shouldve stayed on the moto


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.71027 del
zingle another rider with promise that has become an absolute jobber at visma to be honest


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.71028 del
>>71022
It does. But Tejada looked hurt


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.71029 del
So at the end of the day, the crashes and the dangerous racing situations were caused by changing the route. Great job


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.71030 del
wout wouting right now, grug nowhere to be seen
dare I say, moral victory for /ourguy/


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.71031 del
>>71029
it was going to be all uphill, getting steeper and slower as they approached the finish, it would have been fine


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.71032 del
>>71030
le epic domestique


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.71033 del
>>71030
was just about to say the same

a very good MSR performance is surely on the horizon


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.71034 del
>>71032
is it even that when the break is getting further and you're pulling in a downhill with riders getting back on at the back


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.71035 del
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KEK


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.71036 del
will never understand why big jorg never did the ardennes before and wasted his time with shit like omloop


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.71037 del
bottle boi, pull harder


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.71038 del
>roglic on the wheel of pellizzari
he will NEVER work for him will he


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.71039 del
roglic working for wout


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.71040 del
well done, now del taco is all out of helpers


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.71041 del
>>71040
who needs helpers when jayco of all teams is now taking the lead


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.71042 del
>It's important to do a stage. It's one of the biggest races in the world. They want a stage. It could be done differently. We could have stopped earlier. It was slippery and there were some crashes. It wouldn't have been a problem to stop 10 km earlier.

Fuck this guy tbh


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.71043 del
wout heh


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.71044 del
ATTAQUE WOUT VAN AERT


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.71045 del
for what purpose


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.71046 del
sorry wout, Del Toro isn't biting


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.71047 del
>>71045
relay station for big jorg


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.71048 del
what a kwab


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.71049 del
GO BENNY HILL


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71050 del
wout backwards pedaling lol


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71051 del
benjamin!


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71052 del
Ben HILLY


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71053 del
>>71047
mhmm, still in the data phase it seems


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.71054 del
please wout, for your own sake, just retire, it's getting sad


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71055 del
go on pellizari


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71056 del
This Pinarello kid is really impressive


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71057 del
daily reminder that wout has a lifelong contract at jumbo-visma


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71058 del
Rog working??


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.71059 del
lmao roglic fell asleep


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.71060 del
chaos, I like it


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.71061 del
GRANDE GIULIO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.71062 del
meanwhile benny boi just smooth pedalling ahead


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.71063 del
fuck off uno-x


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.71064 del
fuck uno x


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.71065 del
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HOLY SHIT


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.71066 del
COME ON GIULIO EXPOSE DEL SLURPO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.71067 del
GRANDE
VAI GIULIO


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.71068 del
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it's over


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.71069 del
del toro is a cool cucumber


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.71070 del
roglabros


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.71071 del
fuck off america and mexico


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.71072 del
shit race


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.71073 del
yes well


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.71074 del
they really need to learn jorgenson to sprint and punch


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.71075 del
del dopo overpowers jorgenson so easily


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.71076 del
kek big jorg kwab only 3rd place


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.71077 del
>del toro is possibly the most in form rider in the world right now
I'm convinced portuguese commentators didn't watch strade last week


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.71078 del
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roglabros these stages used be our bread and butter


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.71079 del
primoz in the top 10 unlike a certain wout. a moral victory for roglic for sure.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.71080 del
>>71078
Del Dopo is lucky this is cloudy Italy and not scorching hot Spain


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.71081 del
>>71078
roglabros we used to be a winner now we're just an extremely overpaid fraud


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.71082 del
if vendrame can ride up to 10th I wonder why wout was so stupid to sprint up the first 50 meters


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.71083 del
>>71036
Probably wanted him in altitude camps getting ready for Tour


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.71084 del
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wout beat the old sudacas and Giro winner hindley. another moral victory.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.71085 del
>>71084
Wout beating THREE Grand Tour winners on a mountain finish? NOT NORMAL.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.71086 del
>>71083
but he's doing the tour this year too


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.71087 del
Confession: I never pick any of the UnoX riders because their names are all so similar and I can't tell them apart


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.71088 del
>Wout van Aert tests legs in tough Tirreno stage: “You can’t replicate this in training”

why wouldn't you be able to to a short effort and that complete parcheggio


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.71089 del
>>71088
where he was faltering in the steepest part, even I could overtake wout.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.71090 del
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I never pick any of the UnoX riders because I am racist against their ethnicity


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.71091 del
>>71090
based WADA complaint chad


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.71092 del
Uncanny Mr Incredible for me Snizza and Tirreno goombling.
Néanmoins, due to my deep connection to the people of Ireland (none) my coach begrudgingly allowed me to have a cheat day on St. Padraig's day but transfer it onto today so I don't drink during the week.
I shall post the usual smol oirish pisswhatr plus an intersting single pot I have just paypigged for.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.71093 del
>Decathlon CMA CGM is reportedly in pole position to sign Pavel Sivakov. According to L’Équipe, the French rider is signing a contract for three seasons. Additionally, the team has set its sights on Jordan Jegat.

the superteam starts forming


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.71094 del
>>71093
Good signing this


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.71095 del
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Seems like I didn't miss much, dopagefest in Italy and WTF was that in France? They shortened it again?
At least I somehow was 3rd overall in velogames on stage 7


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.71096 del
>>71093
Um, why would they want to sign squeakers after firing so many?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.71097 del
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Anyway, 36 eggs ride, super windy too, that was annoying as shit, now I need to find a way to fill in 4000 kcal gap. Probably an extra protein bar will do the trick.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.71098 del
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>>71097
PHWOOAAAAAR, now this is a ride
I kneel king


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>>71097
I like climbing when it's windy outside, you suffer anyways, on flats it's much more annoying and you have to make sure not to ride back home with headwind.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.71100 del
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30 mins to sumo!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.71101 del
>>71096
They only fired the fraudulent squeakers, like Lafay.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.71102 del
>>71101
Marion saying lafay, il l'a fait after he won that tour stage on france 2 is the best ad for the team


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.71103 del
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On a serious note.
My friend who I ride with (of schnitzelride fame) bought a shiny new bike two weeks ago. Di2 Ultegra, aero cockpit, everything, really pretty.
I randomly met him today when I was returning home, parked at the side of the road. I had assumed he had pinchazo'd again (since he doesn't carry spare). So I stopped to laugh at him.
He turned around, his face bloodied, missing half a teeth, looking shellshocked. Turns out he chuted brutale on a flat road, probably a missed pothole or something. No idea how, fell down face first, broke his cockpit, his teeth. The rest of the bike looks ok I guess.
What a fucking unfortunate turn of fortune.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.71104 del
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>>71103
brutal and sad turn of events


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.71105 del
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The aero glasses meme has gone too far


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.71106 del
>>71103
could happen to all of us


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.71107 del
>>71103
Sad event, but this is the life we chose


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.71108 del
integrated carbon cockpits kinda scare me, I was on the verge of buying one for my grabble bike but ultimately canceled the order because I saw Nys' one crack in half during some cx race from a really light chute


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.71109 del
>>71104
Not gonna lie I am now riding half paranoid expecting my assioma axle to break at half any time I score more than 100 wattss


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.71110 del
>>71103
>Turns out he chuted brutale on a flat road, probably a missed pothole or something. No idea how, fell down face first, broke his cockpit, his teeth. So I stopped to laugh at him.
well that's mean


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.71111 del
>>71108
From my experience as long as you don't buy lightweight carbon bars they are sturdy enough. One guy here had whatever comes with sworks sl8 and that one indeed cracked on a 30 kph tumble but my bars didn't crack from my crash (2 piece cockpit with bikedoc handlebars) and I have a mate who's crashed the cockpit that came with his china frame (probably 50-70€ on aliX at most) 3 times at 45-55 kph in races and it's still alive and kicking.
I think when it comes to carbon in general it's all a lot more sturdy than it seems until you purchase highend lightweight components.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.71112 del
>>71111
In this case it's this
https://www.canyon.com/en-cz/search/?lang=en_CZ&q=CP0048
I think the t-bart is broken but probably both should be replaced


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.71113 del
>>71103
>missing half a teeth
Damn, I hope you have a doc as capable as the one who fixed up Pluimers in Czechia.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.71114 del
I wonder if big jorg can follow on the cipressa


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.71115 del
>>71114
he got dropped too many times already this season for that to be a possibility


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.71116 del
>>71115
But a G2 seems like a good possibility this year I feel.
The age of the springer is over


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.71117 del
>>71116
hmmmmm
g2 with who, I don't really see it


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.71118 del
>>71117
Gooner, Jorgenson, Roman Gregor, Pidcuck, Woutje, Stuyven

The way is open now that they've seen Pogi go


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.71119 del
>>71118
how does that play out, pog and grug go and g2 closes them down on/after the descent and it becomes a mass sprint? I just assume that pog and grug will be so far ahead that even a cooperating g2 will not close them down


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.71120 del
>>71119
No they never close them down but they also drop the kooijs of the peleton
Some might even die in poggods slipstream


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.71121 del
>>71120
>we now remember brave gregoire last year


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.71122 del
>>71121
The brave are not forgotten


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.71123 del
>>71119
The trick would be to agree with 3-4 teams to keep 3 guys each riding the cipressa at reasonable threshold and then you have 10guys doing a TT between cipressa and pogio. I wonder what type of gap you could bring back like this


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.71124 del
>>71123
yea people actually working together and doing real hard pulls would be solution to many a pog solo but sadly it never happens


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.71125 del
>>71123
probably nothing, there's like what less than 10 km between the cipressa and poggio?
the powergap between the regulars and pog/grug is huge
you'd need 3 gannas


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.71126 del
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fuck it was so good bros


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.71127 del
I got into G2 in a Zwift race with one dude soloing way up ahead and peloton as far back as 30 seconds before we all got G2 syndrome. We were then caught and embarrassed on the final climb.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.71128 del
>“C’était une étape de merde. Je trouve que ce n’est pas terrible de faire ça…”, pestait-il derrière la ligne d’arrivée au micro de DirectVelo. Le sprinteur de la Visma-Lease a bike explique qu’il était “plutôt de l’avis de faire l’étape”. La pluie intense qui est tombée sur la Promenade des Anglais, à Nice, en fin de matinée, n’avait pas freiné les ardeurs d’Axel Zingle. “Il ne fallait peut-être pas monter jusqu’en haut mais… C’est vrai que là, quand on voit le décor, on a l’impression que c’était des conditions très difficiles mais bon, on a des gants, on a tout ce qu’il faut…”, reprend celui qui souhaitait prendre le départ à midi, comme prévu, à Nice.

>C’est du vélo, c’est un sport en extérieur. Je trouve que les coureurs ont tendance à se monter un peu trop la tête entre eux quand ils voient qu’il pleut le matin, c’est un peu dommage”, critique-t-il en évoquant la volonté de certains de raccourcir l’étape, alors qu’il a même un temps été question d’annulation totale. “On était à 50-50 à un moment donné”, concédait ainsi le directeur de course Yannick Talabardon à notre micro lors de la cérémonie protocolaire. “La sécurité prime évidemment, mais moi personnellement ce ne sont pas des conditions qui m’effraient. Je trouve qu’il faut aussi savoir faire preuve de résilience quand c’est difficile”.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.71129 del
>>71097
based
>>71103
F
the fate of all paypigs


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.71130 del
>>71129
Gauche post


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.71131 del
>>71128
I agree runner gotta stop shitting their pants because of a bit of rain


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.71132 del
>>71128
Mhm, not exactly listening to his master vingo with this. Makes sense that they've been making sure campenaerts drops him so he can't sprint


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.71133 del
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What's up bertchan, it's ya boi Z2 again with another ride. Started out in about 45 minutes of rain this time, but at least I got dry again eventually. More bike cleaning yay.
>>71103
Damn, that's brutal. Hopefully he's okay otherwise and the teeth can be mended without too much drama.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.71134 del
>>71133
Nice eggs my bert


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.71135 del
>>71133
burgerbert won't like this!


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.71136 del
>>71135
odd zone supremacy is more about vinestering and træning than riding for joy
shame you're tribalism has blinded you to this fairly obvious fact


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.71137 del
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WE LIVE IN TAIWAN


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.71138 del
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And the startlist is LIT:

>FOX Matthew
>SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts
>RAJOVIC Dusan
>HO Yi
>PRIMOZIC Jaka
>FORTIN Pippo
>CARSTENSEN Lucas
>MCGEOUGH Cormac
>BATSAIKHAN Tegsh-Bayar
>BENNETT Stefan
>VAN ENGELEN Adne
>CHAWCHIANGKWANG Peerapol
>SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.71139 del
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>>71138


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.71140 del
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kinda kino


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.71141 del
Ciclismo


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.71143 del
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CHUTE


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.71144 del
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somebody won


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.71146 del
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tasty semen


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.71147 del
>>71145
crazy sprint, he was so far behind


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.71148 del
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top 3


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.71149 del
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>>71148
>that hairline


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.71153 del
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Daily reminder to clean your bidon caps once in a while


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.71154 del
>>71153
I just buy a new set every couple of months. Cost 6€ the pair


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.71155 del
>>71154
Yeah I totally get that, for me it's just a matter of principle to keep on using the old ones if they work


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.71156 del
>>71153
what the fuck bertman


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.71157 del
>>71156
I cleaned these thoroughly just a couple weeks ago and rinse them after each ride. I think my boiler room has become infected with the mold virus or then I just rape too often


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.71158 del
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>>71153


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.71159 del
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heavily underestimated the slippy factor of the tractor roads this morning
close to disaster multiple times


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.71160 del
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happy birthday Mick, your brother he doesn't get those honors


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.71161 del
>>71159
Could have sworn this is somewhere near the border with Czechland.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.71162 del
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its only 6°C I'm already back to autumn


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.71163 del
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Back from me ride. Wanted to do a longer one but the wind was just too fucking strong. (40km/h with 80 gusts). Felt good nonetheless


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.71164 del
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>>71163
Thankfully I have the physic to resist gust winds


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.71165 del
Also wtf I saw so many fucking trail r*nner, is this the new tiktok trend?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.71166 del
>>71165
has been for a while
it's either marathon or ultra trail runs


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.71167 del
>You wouldn't say so based on his performance in the Italian tour, but the 22-year-old Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe rider is currently riding with an injury to one of his tendons. “If we hadn't ridden on my home roads today (Saturday), I probably would have already dropped out of the race,” he says.

some of you got very lucky with your goomble


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.71168 del
>After Tirreno-Adriatico, the 36-year-old Grand Tour rider will focus on the Tour of the Basque Country (April 6-11), a race he has already won twice in his successful career. Subsequently, Roglic will set his sights on another WorldTour stage race to which he has fond memories: the Tour of Romandie (April 28-May 3).
>Following the Tour of Romandie, a long period without racing awaits leading up to his main goal for 2026: the Vuelta a España.

how much are they paying him for this


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.71169 del
>>71159
Just Belgian roads, innit. The big deep water holes next to the roads would scare me though.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.71170 del
>>71160
The dijks aren't twins hmm


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.71171 del
>>71159
perfect trail condiziones for a cheeky r*n
>>71163
looks like a fun score up the rampas


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.71172 del
>>71171
The profile is deceptive, nothing here is a rampa


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.71174 del
>>71167
Goomblegod gaveth, goomblegod taketh.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.71175 del
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Doing some spring waxxing. First up, three perfectly clean new chains. Three baths in mineral spirits plus two baths in denatured alcohol, so clean I could eat off these. Now heating up the wax solution.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.71176 del
>>71172
shame that


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.71177 del
>>71175
How often do you do this?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.71178 del
>>71177
careful, start asking too many questions about burdensome maintenance activities around these parts and you'll get flamed


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.71179 del
>>71175
VERY sexy looking


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.71180 del
>>71177
Just once when I buy new chains, after that it's just re-wax every 300-500km or so. I had two chains last season that I rotated, but they have become pretty grimy over the shitty weather season so I will clean the two again for next winter and use these three for fairer weather. Having that rotation is very nice, basically you just change your chain every week, then wax them all at the same time when they're all used up.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.71181 del
>Whether Van Aert manages to sprint on Sunday or not, he is satisfied with his week. “I am happy with how I feel,” says Van Aert. “I wanted to make it a tough race either on Friday or today. I didn't have the legs for that on Friday, but I did today. I felt good and was able to keep going for a long time. I’ve had a nice week. My ankle isn't top-notch yet, but it's good enough, and I’ve gained the necessary toughness. A win or a higher runner-up position would have been nicer, but I give my week a score of eight out of ten,” says Van Aert.
A week full of humiliation rituals? 8/10 according to W*ut


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.71182 del
>When Matteo Jorgenson arrives at the Visma Lease a Bike team bus fifteen minutes after the end of the queen stage, he is literally grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Javier Romo of Movistar. The Spaniard is apparently furious about a race maneuver by the American and comes to confront him using threatening language. His team manager Max Sciandri has to intervene and prevents Romo from using physical violence in addition to verbal. As Jorgenson steps onto the bus, he calls after Romo in a taunting tone: “Adios.”
More Vismoids who make themselves popular in the peloton


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.71183 del
I hope this bravo guy is the next Brazilian remco. Imagine the Brazilian shitposters on 4/cyc/.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.71184 del
>>71182
Not very smart to do this with movistar


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.71185 del
>>71160
his brother isn't in the race anymore, he didn't start yesterday


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.71186 del
reading the same old w*ut copium tripe has gotten tiresome, but stories of big jorgz taunting moviestar kwabs is gripping stuff


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.71187 del
>>71181
Good banter. He better yell adios next time he drops Romo.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.71188 del
grug hurting the pedaltroons


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.71189 del
Alpecin shredding the peloton. It will all sort itself out again of course but very amusing


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.71190 del
I'm seeing Matthias Jürgensen as SS Sturmbannführer waving adios to a fleeing republican fighter Romo during the Spanish civil war in my imagination.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.71191 del
peculiar things happening in italy


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.71192 del
this is really just a workout day for grug


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.71193 del
>>71163
very nice!


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.71194 del
>>71192
Top kek he had some intervals to do


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.71195 del
Lmao they're actually dying to come back


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.71196 del
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Absolute scenes


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.71197 del
Test run for the Cipressa


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.71198 del
Maybe he has a plane to catch


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.71199 del
Ciclismo before May really is just 2 (or 3, I might be willing to include the fish) riders playing with their food while training live for sponsors.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.71200 del
And soudal now wants to cuck de lie


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.71201 del
>>71199
PR is a propa koers Though


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.71202 del
W*ut loses sprint again


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.71203 del
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PELLIZZARRI GOES SOLO


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.71204 del
Martinez appears to have been assassinated by his own teammate


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.71205 del
Abra Hansen goes solo


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.71206 del
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CHUTE BANALE


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.71207 del
MORBIDLY OBESE RAPPE JAPPE OUT


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.71208 del
Ebin sudden arrival of the chosen Jonny.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.71209 del
GANNA -> MILAN pipeline for the win


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.71210 del
We live in arrière pays Niçois.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.71211 del
forgot to switch over to TA for the sprint, ah well, Milanwinslol


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.71212 del
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Home


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.71213 del
>>71212
gorgeous


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.71214 del
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>>71213
It's a shame we didn't see the previous climb. Col de la Porte/saint roch is one of the kinoest climb of the region


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.71215 del
>>71214
I will visit someday


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.71216 del
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Kek, completely missed it, but this is the last stage of tour de france femmes?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.71217 del
Rampas humanas


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71218 del
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Last climb of the last day, surely they will go all out trying to hold the wheel of the danish dopeur


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71219 del
Campy the super dom


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71220 del
>can't drop lenny
Lmao, it's so fucking over for the fish


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71221 del
falling rocks status!?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.71222 del
KEK Jonas immediately wanting a pull from Lenny


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.71223 del
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ALLEZ LENNY


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.71224 del
I wish seixas was in this race


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.71225 del
aw those kids shouting for Lenny


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.71226 del
will Jonas stop pulling when he realize he can't drop Lenny?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.71227 del
I just checked how my teams are doing
<PN
>Overall Race Score: 505
>Overall Rank: 3549 of 3582
holy shit I almost managed to pick the worst possible team


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.71228 del
>>71227
Same. Just a total disaster.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.71229 del
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>>71228
absolutely BRUTAL

in other news did vingo stuff something down his jersey? That chest is massive


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.71230 del
?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.71231 del
LENNY


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Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.71233 del
pwoah LENNY


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.71234 del
ooooooooh close, but he got it


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.71235 del
Lenny rapid


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.71236 del
Pogacar laughing somewhere


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.71237 del
steinhauser is the true winner of this paris nice edition. He is related to Ulle did you know that


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.71238 del
>>71237
He's an overweight nutella slurping chainsmoker???


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.71239 del
now that the top 10 has settled...
what's the future of Achooosou?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.71240 del
>>71238
not YET


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.71241 del
>>71239
2 weeks at Herentals and he'll be back stronger than ever


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.71242 del
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/pinot/


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.71243 del
for me it is Kuss SEPP


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.71244 del
>>71241
he didn't even break anything, weakmind


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.71245 del
>>71241
>>71244
Yeah, that asshole is just a weakmind, shan't be dishing anything more than a 20 for him on a stage race, unless this is some mickey mouse startlist situation.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.71246 del
Steinhauser 3rd is such a Paris Nice result


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.71247 del
I don't want to see the goomblin charts for both races. At least primoz is in the top 5.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.71248 del
>>71247
Me neither because one is bad news that cannot repeat again but a boulot is a boulot.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.71249 del
Njal put to his place


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.71250 del
>>71249
did he get kwakked on mywoosh again


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.71251 del
>>71250
yes


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.71252 del
>>71251
based mywooshchads are too strong for him


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.71253 del
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no more Magnier for the coming weeks I guess


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.71254 del
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>"I just use the handlebars I've used all my life," the Alpecin-Premier Tech leader, whose bars stand out in the peloton due to their width and retro look, explained to Cyclingnews at Tirreno-Adriatico
>In the pits at Tirreno-Adriatico, a helpful Alpecin-Premier Tech team mechanic grabbed his tape measure to confirm the current width of Van der Poel's handlebars for Cyclingnews, confirming a measurement of 450mm outside-to-outside. This is paired with almost no lever turn-in.
>"Maybe I lose a little bit of aerodynamic advantage, but I like to have the power when I stand on the pedals," he told Cyclingnews. I'm used to the size, and so for now I'm sticking to wide bars."

Top kek, the aero virgin vs the WATT monster


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.71255 del
>>71254
He just like me!


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.71256 del
>>71254
once he'll no longer be able to win anything against pog he will probably reconsider kek just like he reconsidered using 28mm tires on cobble races for no reason or gain


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.71257 del
>>71256
he'll probably retire first


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.71258 del
>>71257
I unironically think it could be this year, I saw some clips from the pog roubaix recon and pog has a way different bike fit now, much more aero so there's a good chance he's made significant speed gains for roubaix
I can't wait 2bh I'm counting the days


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.71259 del
>>71258
I still don't see him drop grug on the pavées tbh
current grug also looks steaming good
MSR though there I see potential


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.71260 del
points are in


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.71261 del
Results are in, scraping as we speak.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.71262 del
>>71261
please add the 500 points ayuso would have earned
thank you for your attention to this matter


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.71263 del
>>71262
It's status quo.
I briefly jump you but after Nice it is all back to where it was. Burgerbert also should remain third, although closer to me again.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.71264 del
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>>71263
Knowing that I atleast completely fumble one grand tour a year it's already over, just don't let autismbert win.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.71265 del
Points reupdated for Nice, Burgerbert will be in front of me indeed.
One FU Burgerbet per race already used so won't be repeating that so it doesn't become unkind.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.71266 del
>4th and 5th
not bad


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.71267 del
>>71256
He's a wide shoulder chad, I don't think narrow bars do much for him anyway


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.71268 del
The right BAIS bros. After not hearing from our guy for a week, we got.. 21st GC?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.71269 del
>>71268
Ba-ba-is, où es tu, où es tu ?


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.71270 del
>>71269
Figured this has to be a song but I had to google it.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.71271 del
>>71270
sung by Felix Gall's aunt no less


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.71274 del
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GC. >>71272 >>71273


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.71275 del
what are the /cyc/ winners for tonight?

kinda surprised my boy leo isn't a runaway favourite


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.71276 del
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Easy.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.71277 del
>>71275
What's tonight?
Chinese Taipei race?
Surely it is Ben GRANGER'S, 12 velobux for classics, to lose.


Bert 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.71278 del
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Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.71279 del
>>71278
used to many matches in the sulphurous summer of 22


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.71280 del
>>71278
Does he really think that after what he saw in strade and grug in the tirreno that he can keep up on the cipressa?
He couldn't even keep up on the poggio the first time grug won and those guys are on a whole different level now


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.71281 del
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let's see, pcsman didn't wake up yet. matthew fox of lotto won stage 2 in taiwan. the post race stream is so long that you can see one of the diabetics of novo nordisk trying out strange chinese food.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.71282 del
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yup, that's why I expect euro sex trip guys to do on their cycling holidays


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.71283 del
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oh, that looks like our boi sanbayar chuted today


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.71284 del
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they displayed the top 10 somewhere hidden, but never bothered to show GC, just that Fox won the yellow jersey today as well.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.71285 del
>>71284
Sainbayar bros we are so fucking washed


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.71286 del
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Fever


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.71287 del
>>71286
Lol is this made by wout himself


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.71288 del
>>71284
All the /cyc/ legends nowhere to be seen, SAD!


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.71290 del
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That wasn't me, I swear.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.71291 del
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me neither


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.71292 del
Merlel OUT.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.71293 del
Bertacek on his alts again


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.71294 del
>>71292
He's out till the tour I think, don't know why pcsman keeps adding him


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.71295 del
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I dindu nuffin


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.71296 del
>>71294
Really? That is going to be one leap of faith pick for au du Tour.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.71297 del
>>71296
His knee is fucked, I've read that he's training but no big rides.
His schedule has hungary on it, that seems like a good point to start.
Maybe he can do scheldeprijs since that's just flat


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.71298 del
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Only five days to go until Mallorca. Life is good berts


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.71299 del
Netcompany-Total Energies sending their newly acquired squeakers to the tour


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.71300 del
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axelgaard concluded that grug used tirreno-adriatico as his own absurd training session and regards him as the big favorite for MSR. he also shits on de lie in his lengthy T-A summary.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.71301 del
Kern Pharma will end their sponsorship after this season


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.71302 del
>>71300
I think it was pretty obvious that the Alpecin raid on the last stage was a simulation of the Cipressa, no?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.71303 del
>>71301
Rip another proconti team gone, who will fill the void. Another team of shitters I bet


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.71304 del
>>71298
Waiting for STUPID watt plots and HIDEOUS photos.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.71305 del
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>>71304
Coach has lined up absolute bangers like this one so the watt plots will be WILD


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.71306 del
>>71305
>bertele still posts a 240W average 7h ride


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.71307 del
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>>71298


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.71308 del
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>>71298
don't get an curse Bërtt


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.71309 del
>>71308
Teide is not in Mallorca bertman...


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.71310 del
>>71309
whatever it's all the same isles du dopage


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.71311 del
>>71310
average ride wattage on teneriffa is like 300
average ride wattage on mallorca is like 140


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.71312 del
Don't they fucking hate cyclists on Mallorca too


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.71313 del
Merlier OUT by the way


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.71314 del
>>71278
>on all levels except results I am a winner


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.71315 del
>>71314
w*ut is beyond victory bert, please pay attention


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.71316 del
>>71314
Same as an old Polska football coach who had relative success in the 70s and 80s, said about a colleague:
"He is a good coach, just doesn't have the results".


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.71317 del
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picnigs...


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.71318 del
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>>71312
they hate cyclists everywhere
that won't stop us from pedaling harder THOUGH


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.71319 del
>>71317
They better find some new talented rookie for next season or it's over for them. Something tells me Degenkolb and Jakobsen wont score big numbers this spring.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.71320 del
>>71312
yeah of course but a decent chunk of their off season economy depends on cycling tourism so many people still try to be nice. Oldfags told me people on mallorca used to love cyclists but that changed in the last couple years, kinda like everywhere in Spain (Girona, Calpe, Teneriffa)


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.71321 del
>>71319
they only have a WT license for this season so they'll have to find the rookie next week
all hope lies in Bjorn Koerdt


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.71322 del
>>71321
>they only have a WT license for this season
Could they not prove they had economy for three years or why did they only get one year?
If they get dropped I guess an extra pro team gets guaranteed invites from next year.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.71323 del
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>>71322
yes they're out of money
they spent the 7 million they got from onley on this


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.71324 del
finking of taking a cycle tourism to bohemia
how can I expect the locals to respond to my presence?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.71325 del
>>71324
have you ever seen Hostel (2005)?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.71326 del
>>71325
not big on documentaries but I did see EuroTrip (2004)
is that kind of similar ?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.71327 del
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>>71324
You will feel right at home
in terms of road rage and hate


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.71329 del
>>71328
saw that he's a runner now, sad development


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.71330 del
>>71329
he gets kwabbed there as well, what can you do


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.71331 del
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>>71328
Time for dopage brutale


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.71332 del
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>>71331
a day natty is a day wasted 2bh


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.71333 del
the chinaman is making him struggle


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.71334 del
>>71333
D. JAMROZIK does not sound particularly burger is probably doped to the gills


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.71335 del
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>>71334
kwabbed by a big watts nerd


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.71336 del
D. JAMROZIK is a cheater, simple as


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.71337 del
>>71334
>>71335
Can't tell if it is a fellow kurwaman, a sakraman or kurvaman.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.71338 del
>>71335
I have an idea how to spell this name in polska, but I have no idea how burgers are supposed to pronounce that. I bet they simply call him the Jam guy.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.71339 del
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>>71338
he is codename JAMMERS


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.71340 del
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>>71335
I would not buy anything from him.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.71341 del
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Codename, slapper. in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.71342 del
>>71341
kek alright I'm in


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.71343 del
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I did a r*n


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.71344 del
>>71343
grim


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.71346 del
>>71345
supposedly vingo did 7.1 w/kg at that point but lenny followed him quite easily, is he ramping up for 2026? Has France finally had enough??


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.71347 del
>>71346
maybe Lenny is on the Jonas track and he'll hit his stride when he's 25-26


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.71348 del
>>71346
lenny is cool but he's mostly a one pump chump
vingo could do this again the next few days, lenny can not


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.71349 del
>>71323
Frits Biestergod will surprise in the passes


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.71350 del
>>71345
God I HATE zoomers


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.71351 del
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>>71350
he was having the best day ever alright


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.71352 del
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WTF is this shit. This is bertazceck tier


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.71353 del
>>71350
unc crashing out here


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.71354 del
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hummmmm, that wasn't what I wanted to show lmao.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.71355 del
>>71352
Alexandra Masson has evil eye, that kind that got you burned on a stake couple centuries ago


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.71356 del
>>71354
HOW DARE YOU
Mine looks much better
And you should have seen the quesadillas I made today


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.71357 del
>>71352
>>71354
I was slightly confused how rigged elections relate to brtek


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.71358 del
>>71354
no wonder the guy is so shit these days
the fuck kind of meal is this


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.71359 del
>>71358
its barely 300 kcal, the kind of meal they ate 3x a day in the 2010s maybe tsk


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.71360 del
>>71359
Mostly fat even, so bad lmao


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.71361 del
>>71338
Jamrock innit


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.71362 del
>>71343
eggs inhumanas
what zones you skored?


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.71363 del
>>71354
Definitely not worth the shame of being caught making photos of food.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.71364 del
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some Almeidas this evening
was supposed to do one more rep but I felt like absolute dogshit, didn't drink enough agua today I think


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.71365 del
>>71364
shame to waste such efforts in even zones but good on you bertman


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.71366 del
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>>71364
Back on the commute with taking every hill like an interval, personally. The legs are pretty bad, the three weeks in Vienna didn't help it seems. Oh well


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.71367 del
>>71366
my favorite part of the commute is sitting in the wheel of one of those really fast e-bikes


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.71368 del
>>71367
I drafted one of those mini cars for a bit today (with consent), you know the ones that are legally mopeds or something and don't go too fast. They have the optimal size for drafting kek what a gift on this windy day but I got dropped after a few km.
I don't often get to draft anything on the terrain I usually ride, everything is either way too fast or way too slow. Mostly just too fast 2bh


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.71369 del
>>71367
>>71368
I never draft anything tbqh, it just doesn't feel safe


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.71370 del
>>71367
>>71368
>>71369
Me, I do ebikes and tractors, sometimes regular cars but they take off too fast too quickly, especially if they see a pedaler still being big in their rear mirror, that is an insult.


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.71371 del
>>71369
sure isn't safe no but what is, what is


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.71372 del
>>71369
e-bikes are pretty predictable, they never brake and ride in a straight line no matter what


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.71373 del
my favourite part of the commute is not having one


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.71374 del
>>71373
>missing out on free watts
NGMI


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.71375 del
>>71374
I just ride on me lunch brakes


Bert 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.71376 del
>>71369
I drafted behind a small tractor-trailer on winding roads at 72km/h


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.71379 del
woke up had an epiphany that seixas will spice up and podium msr and while its a likely occurrence he is not riding it so what does that leave me with? Nothing


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.71380 del
>>71379
he's doing LBL right? that'll be good


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.71382 del
>>71380
Yes, he's breaking the curse at basque first though


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.71383 del
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Damn the startlist is looking good. Great routes too. Fucking HYPED


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.71384 del
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For those that don't go on 4chan. Cyc fallen hero going to conserve podcast


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.71385 del
>>71384
dear sweet rosenbert looking cheeky
hope he's in good spirits


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.71386 del
>>71384
I now remember that Brian Holm story


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.71387 del
>>71384
I was thinking about him just last week.
The ride looks sick.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.71388 del
>>71383
the French curse...I believe


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.71389 del
>>71384
is that a cheeky WP sign?


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.71390 del
>>71384
Good to see Rosenbert again, hope he's doing ok.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.71391 del
>Pogacar Manager: ‘Secret’ Tour injury was caused by collision with Visma car


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.71392 del
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>>71391
This was shown to be fabricated btw, he already had the injury before stage 18.

I did vo2max work today, 3x6min plus 4x3min (no time for double sessions with the kid, so making do with this pseudo-double one). Pretty good legs for once, hoping that I can push 380W+ for 30min on Sunday to do Sa Calobra in 30-31min.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.71393 del
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>>71392


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.71394 del
Trying some new pasta
>Corolles pâtes d'Alsace Itinéraire des Saveurs
They look peculiar and the package exploded in me hands all around the kitchen


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.71395 del
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>>71392


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.71396 del
>>71394
Cute, like cornucopias.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.71397 del
250g of this looks like double the volume of me usual fettuccine, though
this is gonna be a struggle


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.71398 del
Or chanterelles, kept bothering me I have a better comparison to that shapes.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.71399 del
>>71392
so this is the power of odd zone træning...


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.71400 del
>>71397
never understood this meme tbh
it's a struggle for me to eat LESS than 500g of pasta in a sitting


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.71401 del
>>71400
I just need to add a lot of cheese and then the pasta is gone in no time


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.71402 del
>Danilith Nokere Koerse has velodrama
>prestigious Milano-Torino does not
hm


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.71404 del
>>71402
How come visma doesn't want to stretch their legs in this race?


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.71405 del
>>71403
is it really?


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.71406 del
>>71405
If these assholes start pacing on Turchino then everyone is FUCKED


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.71407 del
>>71403
None of these dudes can position


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.71408 del
>>71402
Wasn't there one last year?


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.71409 del
>>71399
I never think about zones at all to be honest


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.71410 del
>>71409
well you just did, so we can all see how truthful of a poster YOU are


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.71411 del
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d-did the burgerschizo make it to endchan?


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.71412 del
>>71405
however velogoombling has taught me that most of this team consists of frauds.
>mcnuggies
fraud
>großschartner
idk who that is
>christen
retard, will be out of position
>novak
okay
>del dopo
okay
>vermeersch
85 kilos


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.71413 del
>>71412
>>71406
for (You)


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.71414 del
>>71412
Mickey NULTZ hard clears n*vak the sl*vak what u on about m8


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.71415 del
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I just had an epiphany and this is the winning veloteam for Pavia - Sanremo
>SEIXAS (24)
>PIDCVCK (24)
>GREGOIRE (18)
>VERSTRYNGE (8)
>PELLIZZARI (12)
>PITHIE (14)


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.71416 del
>>71415
in 2027


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.71417 del
how the fuck do you pick for this nokere thing, its almost all sprinters on the startlist but its an uphill finish


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.71418 del
>>71416
SEIXAS gonna cost 36 points in 2027


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.71419 del
>>71417
I reckoned the route this weekend do NOT pick groenewegen tier sprinters


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.71420 del
>>71411
One of the nice features of endchan is that the board creator is akshually in charge and is the Janny-King.
Our Suissebert is our Dearest Ruler and he magnanimously permabanned that bug rather hastily.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.71421 del
>>71417
pick sprinters who are good at sprinting uphill and good at riding cobbles and good at positioning on narrow Belgian roads
for reference, watch the junior race: https://youtube.com/watch?v=K7QGAnvSivs [Embed]


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.71422 del
>>71419
But Merlier won this 3x in a row


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.71423 del
the uphill part is only 4% and it's short, even the fat sprinters can muscle their way on that


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.71424 del
>>71391
>That poor boy, he was in so much pain. He even thought about giving up! Fortunately, nothing can break this warrior. The pain was so unbearable that he doubted whether he could even make it up the Ventoux, where he gained time. The pain was so unbearable that he felt uncertain on the Col de la Loze, where he gained time (and breezed through a Visma blitzkrieg on the Madeleine). The pain was so severe that he questioned whether he could even make it to Paris, where he was fighting hard for the stage victory. That whole clique consists of nothing but charlatans. Time to cultivate some goodwill with a new crypto shitcoin. Or perhaps a second statue of Sudanese blood gold, who can say?
Wielerflitsgods seem a but agitated


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.71425 del
Wielerflits also thinks W*ut and Brennan have a 10% chance to win MSR


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.71426 del
>>71422
note that they changed the route since, it used to be an uphill sprint on cobbles, but that's too dangerous, so they got rid of the cobbles


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.71427 del
>>71422
The cobbles were a lot easier. Honestly Morgado could win if they just smash it in the finale


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.71428 del
>>71425
Will adjust as soon as I can.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.71429 del
I think w*ut has a 50% chance of finishing 2nd-5th in MSR


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.71430 del
>>71429
How? They'll sprint with brennoid if he can't follow grug or pogi


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.71431 del
>>71429
Hey a time traveler from 2021, welcome Bert. How is the lockdown going


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.71432 del
>>71429
lol


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.71433 del
Wout has a 100% chance to close the gap behind pogi for grug


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.71434 del
>burger flag
well that's a new one for me. Dog bless.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.71435 del
Wout will probably suddenly fall ill again


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.71436 del
>>71433
wout is way too slow to do anything for grug, wout won't even be in position when the gun goes because he'll be dropped long before


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.71437 del
Heimo FUGGER :DDD and PIDCOCK available for Nokere Koerse.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.71438 del
>>71420
I would actually be a janny on 4chan just to get rid of those two schizo's. I'm all for free speech but those two assholes do nothing but shit up the thread.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.71439 del
>>71411
please don't provoke them to come here for the love of god


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.71440 del
>>71437
>B. Wiggins
heh, so everyone will have blikra crap(be) in their teams


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.71441 del
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oh no, I need another goomble team


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.71442 del
Tim Torn Ten poniTs Teutenberg, meh makes for a good filler with the leftover points.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.71443 del
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>According to HLN, Jorgenson shouted “Adios” in a taunting tone as he clambered back into his bus.
Matty would never


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.71444 del
>>71443
this has been thoroughly discussed


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.71445 del
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>>71443


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.71446 del
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shimanus bros...


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.71447 del
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>>71442
Crabbe is 10 too


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.71448 del
>>71446
and the paypiggies who p*rchased these exploding cranks shan't be made whole
meanwhile sora and claris chads keep winning and grinning


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.71449 del
>>71448
we will never be whole


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.71450 del
>>71448
105 chuds keep on winning


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.71451 del
Reminder that Milano - Torino has a double superga finish


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.71452 del
>>71451
wonder when they'll randomly turn it into a sprint race again


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.71453 del
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Come on, Bert, sumo awaits! In 8 minutes!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.71454 del
that UAE team for MSR looks kinda weak if del toro isn't in position (he won't be)
no longer believe in pogcoin


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.71455 del
>>71453
I don't think there could be two more opposite types of contest than ciclismo and sumo


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.71456 del
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>>71454
What do you think of this team


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.71457 del
>>71456
Sean FLYNN will surprise in the capos


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.71458 del
>>71457
What about Bjoern Koerdt


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.71459 del
>>71456
isn't van den broek badly injured, guess they'll permacrock him before the team goes under


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.71460 del
My favorite DSM story is still Marco Brenner getting banned from racing because he adjusted his saddle height without permission of his dutch masters


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.71461 del
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>>71460
mine is degenkwab getting soul sucked by the shampoo bullies


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.71462 del
>>71454
100% agree. The demise of Wellens and Narvaez was TERMINAL


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.71463 del
>>71461
love john beton


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.71464 del
>>71455
They have strong thighs, they eat over 50 eggs per day. Theyd be best pedalist.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.71465 del
Also rooting for noone in particular except for gud gaem except OHO!


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.71466 del
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>>71455
put me in the ring coach


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.71467 del
>>71455
there are parallels though
>eat a lot
>can produce lots of power instantaneously
>smaller guys can win against big guys (saw 120 kg dude take out 200 kg dude with ease yesterday)


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.71468 del
>>71466
I would love to have that bike as a road bike, it has the geometry I want


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.71469 del
>>71461
Degenkolb is based, he is a true lover of that race. Not like grug that prefers RVV. Wout also is a Roubaix fan but he'll never win it


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.71470 del
>>71468
what about the ridleys UNO-X ride with
is that not in the realm of what you're looking for


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.71471 del
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I am lacking discipline.
My coach ordered easy ride today but I couldn't help but try to score some watts. It wasn't that bad though.
VERY cold, I wasn't clothed enough. Coughing for 5 (five) minutes straight now.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.71472 del
>>71471
it takes a lot of chanko nabe to consistently skore big watts in the balkons


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.71473 del
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>>71470
or these ones


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.71474 del
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>frost between 0 and -5°C
ride outside they said
early commute is good for you
JOOOONAAAAS, HELP!


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.71475 del
>>71470
no its too short or rather the exact same length as any other road bike (if you measure saddle -> bars), the reach number is misleading or rather doesn't convey the whole truth. Also the ridley is really ugly and needlessly expensive, the dare look cool but its the same thing.
I need something that has an effective top tube length of like 620mm with a normal size 55-57 stack so I can ride a normal length stem, I don't need a steeper seat tube angle bike or anything like that.

>>71474
yea its cold right now my ride today ended at 18:15 and it went down to 2°C at that time tsk


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.71476 del
>>71472
> takes a lot of chanko nabe
And biru.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.71477 del
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>>71476


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.71478 del
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Finally


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.71479 del
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Rho - Superga OFFICIAL /bet/

>Halland 2.75
>Pidcvck 3.25
>Pellizzari 4.5
>Roglic 9
>West 13
>Christen 15
>Double 29
>Storer 41
>Holland 41
>Fortunate 41
>Pescador 67
>Uijtebroeks 67
>Rubio 67
>Fisher-Black 81
>Cepeda 81
...
>Cepeda 151
>Pericas 151
>Beloki 301
>Howson 301
>Tercero 501


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.71480 del
>>71479
pidcock stocks have never been so low


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.71481 del
>>71480
A bit disrespectful I may say


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.71482 del
>>71479
johannessen #1? I don't see him winning


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.71483 del
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>>71479
Damn UAE really is going with the C team


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.71484 del
>>71482
why not, he was 3rd last year and he's in top shape
I would only rate pidders on the same level on that startlist


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.71485 del
>>71483
the pancakes are for the children


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.71486 del
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>>71484
don't like him that's why I have no other reason to doubt


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.71487 del
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a mate of mine wants to follow me back to rim brakes so he's shopping for rim bikes and found the training bike of an italian track cyclist with this pic and my thought is yup that's the average rim braker in 2026 alright, that's literally me all of our legs look like that


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.71488 del
>>71479
Uno-X bros we are the favorites now


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.71489 del
>>71487
Yeah the average rim brake enjoyer in 2026 is a very specific type of rider. Like old and strong mostly, at least around here


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.71490 del
>>71487
big legs but in the smallest gear
must be a 3% rampa


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.71491 del
>>71489
yeah that checks out
>>71490
he was probably doing 400 watts (3.7 w/kg) what can you do eh


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.71492 del
>>71484
Pellizzari is flying right now too...


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.71493 del
>>71492
yeah but he's injured


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.71494 del
>>71493
makes it all the more questionable that he's riding this race


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.71495 del
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>>71494
just a distraction from the real leader


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.71496 del
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It's an hour of tempo eh? It is a nice feeling zone - like you're accomplishing something but not getting exhausted.


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.71497 del
>>71496
>Poor danes still raping mid march
I pray for you


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.71498 del
>>71495
hehe roglic... he'll be in shape when the vuelta comes around


Bert 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.71499 del
>>71496
zone tree on the viner is indeed based


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.71500 del
>>71499
Based on what?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.71501 del
>>71500
based on the foundations of odd zone supremacy


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.71502 del
Wait cosneKING is not doing MSR? Dude has been pretty good at it in the past, feels stupid


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.71503 del
>>71502
When has he ever been good in MSR


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.71504 del
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again, pcsman isn't an early riser just like bertaczek. Dusan RAJOVIC still being punished for causing that mass chute due to bad Belgian roads, won the sprint stage 4 in Taiwan.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.71505 del
happy 45th birthday Fabian Cancellara


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.71506 del
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anybody ever tried these?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.71507 del
>>71505
No joy in his life


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.71509 del
>>71508
one day wout will have his own section at a secondary berg in a Belgian 2.2 race


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.71510 del
>>71506
why not buy some Dutch stroopwafles at this point?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.71511 del
>>71510
This is current ride fuel


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.71512 del
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This hurts more than my beloved 30/30 btw, I don't know who told me to do that


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.71513 del
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>>71503
2023 he is there, he bring back wout the first gap and then is right behind trentin when he does his trick. I'm not saying he's a top 10 guy, but he's usually a top20. For sure I trust him more than groschartner and mcnulty to not crash before cipressa


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.71514 del
>>71512
Now extend to 5 minutes


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.71515 del
>A bizarre story from Spain: a former Guardia Civil officer is currently on trial for attempted manslaughter of former top cyclist Alejandro Valverde. The Public Prosecution Service is demanding a prison sentence of fifteen years and three months, as reported by AS, among others.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.71516 del
>>71515
>Try to run you over with the SUC
>It was not an attempt homicide, I promise


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>>71516
yes, well, apparently it's not. (stolen from 4/cyc/)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.71518 del
>>71517
>it's real
wtf
and why did jungels like it?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.71519 del
>>71517
Jesus christ I just burst out laughing


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.71520 del
>>71517
lmao


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.71521 del
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axelgaard rating Penhoët really high. what does he know we don't?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.71522 del
>'We've got 12 riders out of action due to crashes and injuries' says Team Manager Mauro Giannetti
UAE currently stretched thin, some even might say they are cursed. 7 are injured from their main team, the rest are their gen z guys.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.71523 del
>>71517
kek


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.71524 del
other news:
>fraud bennett back today after heart surgery
>Dominant Jonas Vingegaard Expects Further Performance Gains
visma, with their fake hopium press releases again. speaking of jonas:
>Bardet zag geen imponerende Vingegaard in Parijs-Nice: “Niet van niveau Pogacar of Evenepoel”
lol
>hln already announced jappe as winner of nokere koerse, another outcome isn't a possiblity for them
>knee injury that nearly ended Tadej Pogačar's Tour de France last year apparently caused by crash with Visma-Lease a Bike car. The Slovenian's agent says he collided with the team car ahead of stage 18
adios pogi


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.71525 del
>>71524
>Bardet zag geen imponerende Vingegaard in Parijs-Nice: “Niet van niveau Pogacar of Evenepoel”
<Evenepoel
the former is expected and the later is a very good thing kek if he's ever on the level of evenepoel it's over
What interests me is how Seixas stacks up against vingo


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.71526 del
>>71525
bardet has been a big remco fanboy ever since they were in the break together.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.71527 del
>>71526
oh yes that one break where bardet emasculated himself big time I think I remember that one


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.71528 del
>>71526
He gave him the stage trophy too iirc, forever in his servitude


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>>71528
also his son is a remcofan. Total bromance


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.71530 del
>>71515
Guardia Civil continues to take their roles very seriously


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.71531 del
>>71521
I didn't trust it, guy always seems to come to grief unless it's a slurper


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.71532 del
Don't forget about secret pick WIGGINS


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.71533 del
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They're finally forcing GPS trackers


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.71534 del
>>71521
hmmm... seems like veloman gave him access to my team


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.71535 del
>>71533
congrats, we can now chart the piss breaks of the riders.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.71536 del
>finish lunch
>still hungry
such is life of a top tier athlete like me


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.71537 del
>>71536
welcome to the major leagues


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>>71535


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.71539 del
>>71536
A man can't live off just pepper


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>>71538
now where is the tracking of the balding-pattern progress?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.71541 del
>>71536
>zonder foto


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33 Jordi Meeus
31 Jasper Philipsen
20 Lukáš Kubiš
16 Tom Crabbe
15 Tim Torn Teutenberg
15 Hugo Hofstetter
15 Matteo Moschetti
14 Paul Penhoët
11 Erlend Blikra
7 Max Kanter
7 António Morgado
6 Emilien Jeannière
4 Milan Menten
3 Matevž Govekar
3 Juan Sebastián Molano
2 Steffen De Schuyteneer
2 Gianni Vermeersch
2 Max Walscheid
1 Thibaud Gruel
1 Pau Miquel
1 Ben Wiggins
1 Stanisław Aniołkowski
1 LUCA MOZZATO
1 Sam Bennett
1 Albert Withen Philipsen
1 Pascal Ackermann
1 TIM MERLIER
1 Jenthe Biermans


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.71543 del
>>71542
Axelgaard copies are easily exposed now


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.71544 del
Kopecky wins
Merckx chads hitting it tonight


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.71545 del
old the most BASED don't pick 80 kilo maus on an uphill finish
everyone else is sheep who can't think for themselves, even if it turns out that maus was a good pick it will prove that the common /cyc/ goombler is not picking based on logic but instead of what the authorities tell them


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.71546 del
>>71545
I literally don't know anything about these sprinters or care much about them and just pick some who have been in good form recently.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.71547 del
>>71545
They will be half way up that hill before anyone notices it is going up.
You may be on the PCS profile overfit stage Bernd, it is a long one, I still will rely on them too much when I don't have a good grasp on how the race played out in the past.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.71548 del
>>71547
The past races don't matter because they changed the finish last year
They used to hit the cobbles at 80km/h and sprinted for 30 seconds.
Now it's a long low gradient drag which dulls the legs of bigger guys but they can still top 10


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.71549 del
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soon


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.71550 del
>>71545
BASED ON WHAT


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.71551 del
Pogacar defined the Milano-Sanremo as "a terrifying race." 🫣🇮🇹

🗨️ "The cyclists in the Milano-Sanremo are bigger than in the rest of the ones I race, they're classics riders and sprinters, the speeds are higher on the flat. In a certain way, it's a terrifying race, especially in Cipressa or some other town before."


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.71552 del
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Superga, home


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.71553 del
Legs about to do the talking, question about to be asked


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.71554 del
Is there any 1 day race that starts and end in another country?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.71555 del
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>>71552
>Superga, home
Thank God for Tiz


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.71556 del
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shalom


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UAE hiding for once


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.71558 del
Philipsen lachee


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.71559 del
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Here we go


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.71560 del
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borabros ready


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.71561 del
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the Italian NC ladies and gents


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.71562 del
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not bertolo approved profile


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.71563 del
TUCKWELL


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.71564 del
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>ynr moleman


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.71565 del
at the front of the pedalton drilling it, pellizari is hiding
113FISHER-BLACK Finn
114ROGLIČ Primož
115TUCKWELL Luke


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.71566 del
steep, the tour could never


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.71567 del
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not a good place to be fat


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.71568 del
Ynr gigagamer hart


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.71569 del
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j. christ this list


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.71570 del
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PRIMOZ


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.71571 del
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Roglic might lead the descent..


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.71572 del
ROGLIC GOES????????


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.71573 del
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ynr the next remco


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.71574 del
ROG'N ROLL NIGGAS


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.71575 del
>>71551
g-d I hope roidlick chutes


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.71576 del
ROGLIC probably forgot there's one more ascent


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.71577 del
Based rog


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.71578 del
>>71576
(bivo di) Superga? That's the finishline isn't it


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.71579 del
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ROGLIC climbed the Superga almost 3 hours quicker than last year


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.71580 del
>19Counter attack by 2 riders in peloton

Pidcock Thomas (Pinarello Q36.5 Pro Cycling Team)
Uijtdebroeks Cian (Movistar Team)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.71581 del
waar is UAE heh


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.71582 del
bora should win this


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.71583 del
my pcs feed appears to be on tramadol, pidders is both in the peloton and the tete


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.71584 del
>>71582
Cyan will surprise in the passos


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.71585 del
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Warr Gee-West?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.71586 del
Who in the FUCK is Adrien Boichis


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.71587 del
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squeak


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.71588 del
>>71586
he was already a must pick for strade, attention payers know


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.71589 del
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the next seixas


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.71590 del
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suddenly the peloton is back


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.71591 del
>>71586
the next SEIXAS


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.71592 del
Slurp.
Del Toro would already be solo if he was here.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.71593 del
>>71586
u23 mtb euro champ I think


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.71594 del
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fuck off uno-x, you will never be a real world tour team


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.71595 del
Mewvistar


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.71596 del
here we go again


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.71597 del
pellizari laché


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.71598 del
Paul Duble furiously weak.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.71599 del
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movistar tactically perfect


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.71600 del
>>71592
Toro rode rather defensively last year in this very race, though


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.71601 del
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>*


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.71602 del
Very impressive are Dżiulio, not his day but he is not forfeiting it.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.71603 del
>>71600
I know Bert. Just calling out the slurpers.
Del Toro is basically Roglic 2.0.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.71604 del
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is that bladderstone?
>it's berwick


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.71605 del
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>>71603
Except ROGLIC is squeaky clean and TORO is a dirty dopeur


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.71606 del
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nobody attacking


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.71607 del
Killian UIJTDEBROEKS goes solo (does not go solo)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.71608 del
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christen and pellizari hiding


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.71609 del
I think cepeda (pink) is a genuine doper


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.71610 del
>>71605
>roidlitch
>clean
nice head cannon pasta boy


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.71611 del
>>71609
EF is the cleanest team


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.71612 del
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let's call this acceleration


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.71613 del
I've seen enough primoz will win


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oh no no no


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.71615 del
How does one runner go from top 3 at pariz-nice to lachee in 4 days span?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.71616 del
Roglic is the only rider that can do 110rpm on 11%


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.71617 del
lame


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.71618 del
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Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.71619 del
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primoz 3rd


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.71620 del
ROGLIC was playing with food for too long


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.71621 del
I knew Johannessen doesn't have it.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.71622 del
BIGCOCK


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.71623 del
roglicbros... our teleportation... it no longer works...


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.71624 del
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tramadol titans


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.71625 del
>>71621
His 4 star rating was correct though


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.71626 del
>>71625
yea but I'm not putting emphasis on that for obvious reasons (racism)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.71627 del
>a win's a win
lmao


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.71628 del
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French twitter users seething at those times and they were slurping most of the time


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.71629 del
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I forgot that RAI always goes into ad break while eurosport shows the top 10


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.71630 del
Kirby :)))


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.71631 del
well that was an easy 123456 for my Milano-Torino team.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.71632 del
Crash hofstetter it's over


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.71633 del
>11 Christen
>12 Wout
>23 Gamergate
>28 Double
>28 Double
>30 Balderstone
>79 Cort


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.71634 del
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cav?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.71635 del
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yup, it's him


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.71636 del
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the primozics


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.71637 del
stay tuned for the 2027 edition of Milano - Torino, that will be a sprinter race again (I assume).


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.71638 del
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kek primoz


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Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.71640 del
chute


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.71641 del
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Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.71642 del
>>71640
crap(be)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.71643 del
>>71633
>115 Gee-West Derek
>123 Conca


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.71644 del
>>71643
Brutal.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.71645 del
Is this the race where Jorgenson rode into a giant pile of shit?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.71646 del
>>71645
Nah that's tomorrow and it was dewulf
Jorgenson ate some shit in roubaix


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.71647 del
KWAK


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.71648 del
ACK!


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.71649 del
2 of my guys already chuted for no reason, I should stop goombing it's not good for the health


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.71650 del
>>71649
>I should stop goombling
finally you have seen the way


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.71651 del
>>71649
Hofsteter pickers(me included) getting punished


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.71652 del
Ug falls the second time, FUCK.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.71653 del
Oh that's a DQ alright


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.71654 del
kek lidl rider in the ditch


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.71655 del
kurwa analowski laché


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.71656 del
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They have a pretty good team tbqh


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.71657 del
>jakobsen


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.71658 del
>>71656
If by pretty good you mean bad then yes


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.71659 del
MORGADO goes solo


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.71660 del
there's a bike stuck in the moulin


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.71661 del
He's got it lmao


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.71662 del
Yeah, that's it.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.71663 del
Illegal


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.71664 del
Buy a Bianchi


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.71665 del
not a single bert predicted this


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.71666 del
>>71665
I did I just didn't pick him but I knew this would happen


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.71667 del
>>71666
me too


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.71668 del
>>71665
First slurpage of the year?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.71669 del
>>71665
I was thinking about him, but then you have to basically zag to a total blow up of the race and pick only Morgados and Vermeersches, and that didn't take long to let go of that idea.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.71670 del
I always laugh at teams that are 10 minutes too late in chasing. Like Lotto is saving up his 4th jobber just in case


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.71671 del
a bit dirty of bahrain as they not just steal the wheel but are blocking riders as well


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.71672 del
Tiz dying just after flamme rouge, forgot how I loved this.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.71673 del
Once a kwab always a kwab


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.71674 del
jappe rappe


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.71675 del
holy crap, brutal


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.71676 del
Jasper apparently


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.71677 del
>>71672
For FUCK's sake


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.71678 del
New tankman?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.71679 del
some chute chappened arne santy pickers won't be happy about this


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.71680 del
tankman with a beard?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.71681 del
1 jappe
2 maus
3 molano


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.71682 del
love an uphill grinding sprint


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.71683 del
so what now, can't pick pogi, grug and jappe


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.71684 del
>>71683
Jappe isn't following on the Cipressa


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.71685 del
>>71684
Without wellens and narvaez the cipressa won't be as hard


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.71686 del
BIERMANS FUCK, swapped him out last minute.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.71687 del
>>71681
4 Jeannière Emilien


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.71688 del
Finally a decent goomble


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.71689 del
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>he didn't take Philipsen 4 times


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.71690 del
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8 penhoet
milan menton would have been the better choice


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.71691 del
>>71690
but where did Segaert end up?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.71692 del
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>>71690
nice
but where are my bottom row jobbers...


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.71693 del
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honhon!


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.71694 del
>30°C (that's eurodegrees not freedom degrees) in San Francisco
norcal bert is already heat training


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.71695 del
I would always pick Jeannière but 20 velocoins is fucking OBSCENE


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.71696 del
>>71694
it's a sweltering 15°C here
perfect after work ride conditions


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.71697 del
>>71694
-1° checking in


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.71698 del
>>71695
pay up goomble piggie


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.71699 del
>>71695
pay top dollar for results


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.71700 del
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has anyone at this team realized these are the races they're supposed to score points?
why isn't bittner here


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.71701 del
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Bert, come watch sumo, in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.71702 del
>>71700
henry the sly fox winning 3 UCI points means nothing to you? also
>20 Segaert
kwab


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.71703 del
today's eggs were zones 1 and 7 therefore I will eat a burger


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.71704 del
>>71700
Who in the absolute FUCK is Milan DE CEUSTER. Or any of the others to be desu


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>>71702
true those 3 UCI points almost propelled him into the top 10 points scorers of the team


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.71706 del
I've found Bertaceks YouTube channel.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nIdu52GXZoE [Embed]


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.71707 del
>>71706
KEK, watched the one hit wonders video of this guy two days ago, almost posted it here with the mandatory brtek joke because he is clearly Czech.
>it's Oli ZAUGG


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.71708 del
>>71693
Ah yes, I'm a retard who made it a cat 2 race.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.71709 del
>>71705
how is it even possible to have a worse team than cofidis? retirement homes don't work in cycling. just find some talented youngsters that will ride for the minimum salary that throwing money at has-beens like Jakobsen. didn't they get some money for Onley?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.71710 del
>>71707
The encyclopedic knowledge of BB's is what ultimately gave him away.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.71711 del
>>71709
fink I'd sooner hire the ghost of scaleb ew*n than kwabio fatkwabsen


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.71712 del
>>71706
yes, he's clearly a bert


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.71713 del
>>71709
cofidis as bad as they are atleast realize the point and send 5 sprinters with the hopes of one surviving


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another tempo ride in the books. also made some schnitzel (vom huhn)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.71715 del
>>71714
Well schnitzelled.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.71716 del
>>71714
Noice schnitzen, haven't seen your kitchen and plates for a while.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.71717 del
>>71716
was on 4chins most of the time, but here its more comfy tbh


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.71718 del
eating a burgor while listening the wichita lineman
time to ask for my green card


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.71719 del
>>71718
eating chocolate


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.71720 del
>>71714
What are the sides Bert? Potatoes of some kind?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.71721 del
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holy shit are they still going on about this


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.71722 del
>>71714
brtek schnitzel 2bh most berts hate on chicken schnitzel (I'm impartial)


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.71724 del
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GC. >>71723


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.71725 del
>>71720
steamed rice and preiselbeermarmelade


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.71726 del
>>71714
holly kino


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.71727 del
>>71722
All schntizel are good tbqh


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.71728 del
>>71722
most berts are REALLY stupid if that's the case


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.71729 del
>>71727
>this flag
are you a pogi fan?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.71730 del
>>71727
inshallah


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.71731 del
>>71727
you're just saying that because you can't eat pork
kwab


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.71732 del
Pork included of course. If god didn't want us to eat pork he wouldn't have made it so TASTY


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.71733 del
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should I join patje's club?
I wonder if they drink duvels


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.71734 del
>>71733
can't use Bar Gidon anymore with Remco being a borakid now?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.71735 del
>>71734
I think the guy that opens bar gidon is pretty ill or something, it's not open very much anymore.
UAE tour might have done him in


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>>71694
it SUCKS; going back down soon though
>still going through NZ photos


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.71737 del
>>71736
did you MTB down unda or just h*ke


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.71738 del
>>71737
we did MTB but just to tour between some wineries


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>>71736
imagine living in such a place and never having to work another day in your life


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.71740 del
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That's it, getting a proper weinerschnitzel (chicken) tomorrow, zonder BIG ride


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.71741 del
>>71739
imagine living anywhere and not having to work a day in your life and not being poor as shit


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.71742 del
>>71741
I can't, I've been a wageslave too long. All that matters is shareholder value


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.71743 del
>>71740
make sure to give us a mit foto la


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.71744 del
>>71739
If I had infinite money I would probably be doing just that, just walking mountains, there's always a berg to climb


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.71745 del
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>>71742
>tfw one of the bosses noticed me and almost remembered my name
dopamine off the charts wagiebros


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.71746 del
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Sometimes I do think about it


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.71747 del
>>71745
How do you even wake up in the morning?


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.71748 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbFFceYZnVE [Embed]

What a weird fucking system
And for a 50 EUR no less


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.71749 del
>>71741
Bertacek has never worked but he also never does anything


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.71750 del
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>>71749
I am working round the clock actually
/cyc/ office is serious business


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.71751 del
>>71749
He has a YouTube channel. Please pay attention to the thread.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.71752 del
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Denain OFFICIAL /bet/

>Meeus 5
>Lie 5
>Grosso 8
>Vermeersch 8
>Hagenes 15
>Morgado 17
>Molano 17
>Segaert 19
>Politt 21
>Zingle 26
>Withen 29
>Alvarez 29
>Bol 34
>Bissegger 41
>Wright 41
>Tronchon 51
>Turgis 51
>Govekar 51
>Kopecky 51
...
>Kopecky 101
>Aerts 126
>Leitao 301
>Milan 501
>Lecroq 601
>Toupalik 601
>van Niekirk 1001
>Otruba 1001


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.71753 del
>>71752
Wout should be racing this


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.71754 del
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Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.71755 del
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>>71740


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.71756 del
>>71752
Remember when they sent rog and vingo to this race as training


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.71757 del
This denain would have deserved a goomble. Interesting race


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.71758 del
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and another sprint to finish the tour of taiwan. German runner Lucas CARSTENSEN from the Japanese team Kinan Racing won it.
not really much elevation this year, so the GC goes to Lotto-Intermarché and Grisel. you heard that right, a French GC winner (2.1 category so it doesn't count).


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.71759 del
>>71757
No we need more italian races at the end of the season


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.71760 del
>>71758
Lotto slurping an easy 200+ uci points here


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.71761 del
>>71759
Honestly every coupe de france race should be in it


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.71762 del
>>71761
Problem is the overlapping dates, his website can't handle the complexity


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.71763 del
>>71762
Should make a separate coupe de france race, et voilà


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.71764 del
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Well berts here it is. 5.9kg without pedals, computer mount or bottle cages. I've still got to adjust the handlebar angle and seatpost a bit but otherwise it's all ready to fly up the Mallorcan mountains.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.71765 del
>>71764
>stem longer than the crank
Kek, we're going to far. Looks fun to ride


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.71766 del
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>>71764
Holy FUCKING SHIT.
This is me theme song playing!


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.71767 del
>>71764
>not sqlab sattel
otherwise seems fine, gold chain would have popped against that swarthy pallette Though


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.71768 del
>>71764
Damn those are some mini cranks


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.71769 del
Milan out of MSR, so it's just going to be San Remo.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.71770 del
It's the first time for Meeus Jordi (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) starting with bib 85.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.71772 del
>>71764
nice that was a good idea to build a rim braker for traveling


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.71773 del
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Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.71774 del
>>71773
impossible to suffer in bohemia


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.71775 del
So with this lifelong contract, can they just make W*ut bus driver or something? Anything that could make him useful


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.71776 del
We apologise for the lack of information so far. We are working hard to keep you as up-to-date as possible.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.71777 del
>>71773
chickn schnitzel is all not the information we need but the one we deserve


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.71778 del
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Planned on doing some BIG workout/race at the Rape but the weather got much better I shall be """foced""" to ride outside! GREAT news


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.71779 del
>>71778
weather is alright again but its windy and I get fucked by the wind every day because it weakens a lot as I ride so I ride out against way stronger headwind than I get back in tailwind an hour later, a struggle


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.71780 del
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>>71779
Enjoying last 6 days of spring, then it's over again


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.71781 del
>>71780
beginning of April may make a heat wave comeback though


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.71782 del
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lining up a Big ride of me own perhaps


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.71783 del
>>71782
that's gotta be one of the worst charts I've ever seen where did you dig that up


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.71784 del
>>71783
to the contrary it's actually very information dense and readable


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.71785 del
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We live in denain. I have no idea novo19 existed, the commentators look TERRIBLE


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.71786 del
>tv game to win COQUART's jersey
Lmao, what year is this?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.71787 del
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Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.71788 del
De lie laché


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.71789 del
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That's a fat tyre


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.71790 del
>>71789
fat tyre for a fat stier!


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.71791 del
I missed pavé berts. Cycling truly is the best sport in the world


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.71792 del
banale


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.71793 del
>>71791
not a sport because there is no defence
still among the very most kino aethletic competiziones


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.71794 del
Pheer Strhaand Hagenes


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.71795 del
bros how do you think HUUB Artz gonna do in PSR ??


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.71796 del
Proper old school motor pacing in denain


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.71797 del
>roglic does MSR


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.71798 del
>>71793
This is some very odd American thing, in Finnish all sports are just called urheilu, regardless of whether your opponents can play defence or not. I remember getting into very odd debates about this 15 years ago on /sp/ when I called ski jumping my favourite sport and autistic burgers were like "lol it isn't a sport, just a game"


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.71799 del
>>71798
It's not a sport if there's no defence line of 130kg gorillas


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.71800 del
>>71798
This is like a 30 year old internet troll. Don't fall for it


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.71801 del
Gel grosso getting the gianni treatment lmao


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.71802 del
Terrible race


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.71803 del
yes, hello. waar is arnold von lie?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.71804 del
>>71802
This Segaert-Hagenes duel is pretty kino


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.71805 del
who chuted?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.71806 del
chute at the front, so must have been big hitters


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.71807 del
I've seen enough, (de)hair(s) haver will win


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.71808 del
based Segaert


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.71809 del
that's not long enough for the sprinters to catch him?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.71810 del
ok, he did it today. stier 2nd?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.71811 del
Cute gf


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.71812 del
Visma btfo yet again, love to see it


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.71813 del
gianni vermeersch the first one to congratulate him


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.71814 del
>>71810
Menten then Turgis, says PCSman


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.71815 del
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Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.71816 del
pollefliet? is that a name I need to remember? he's just 4 points.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.71817 del
>>71816
He had potential a few years ago


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.71818 del
>>71802
ADJUST


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.71819 del
Del grosso is not the next grug


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.71820 del
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Plugge worst nightmare on the screen


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.71821 del
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berts would have all lost today if this were a velogame


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.71822 del
also in the news today:
>‘Vuelta a Mexico keert in 2027 terug op UCI-kalender’


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.71823 del
>>71821
Couldn't tell Philipsen was in the race tbqh


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.71824 del
>>71823
he wasn't


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.71825 del
12 Morgado
15 Troon Aerts
16 Molano
20 Lecroq
29 Vermeersch
37 Tim Torn Teutenberg
55 Frison
76 Soy Berg
404 De Lie not found
404 Meeus not found
DNF M. Pedersen


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.71826 del
81 Fred Wright
82 Dehairs
84 De Lie
DNF Hänninen
DNF Maus
DNF M. Milan
DNF Tronchon


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.71827 del
Why can't I make my FUCKING team yet


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.71828 del
>>71773
schönes Schnitzel!


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.71829 del
>>71824
Talking about alBERT


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.71830 del
39 within philipsen
52 julius bert


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.71831 del
>>71822
I have never heard of a Vuelta a Mexico


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.71832 del
>>71829
oh right oops


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.71833 del
What if Lel Toro and Pog attaque on Turchino


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.71834 del
>Haifa Nuclear reactor gets hit
>4chan is down
ok lol


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.71835 del
>>71797
Praying for him


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.71836 del
these modern adventurists are chuting an awful lot


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.71837 del
>“But in this race, you also have to think: how can I win? He attacked me. I was really at my limit. I thought: I can come back, but I played the game a bit. I kept the gap at about twenty meters. I hoped the peloton wouldn't catch up and that he would slow down a bit. Then, with my last reserves of strength, I came back in the final two kilometers and attacked immediately. Unlike yesterday, I was able to hold on until the finish line.”
Kek, Humiliation for the Norge


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.71838 del
>>71834
>US messageboard 4Chan mocks £520,000 fine for UK online safety breaches. The fine includes £450,000 for lack of age checks to prevent children from seeing pornography.
Oi, you've got a loicence for that?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.71839 del
>ynr daniel mclay


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.71840 del
>>71773
Is this fried chicken?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.71841 del
PEDERSEN +MSR


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.71842 del
>>71840
smells kinda fishy


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.71843 del
>>71841
based mads pe


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.71844 del
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Forgot about you, Bert. Bit busy.
Sumo started!


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.71845 del
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>>71839
I never forget


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.71846 del
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I know the car was already posted but someone stop this madman


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.71847 del
>>71846
he's so happy that his wife perished and he got away with it


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.71848 del
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Another of those "I REALLY should take it easy tonight I am dead tired" kind of rides
Pretty cold too, I dressed too little

Anyway, probably 2nd best career 10m watts, not bad for middle of March and top of allergy season


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.71849 del
>>71846
Is he stupid or does he have a really reduced vocabulary that only consists of the word weapon? Wtf was in the bidon final jumbo gave him?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.71850 del
>>71849
he's always been a roid rager and kinda a piece of shit


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.71851 del
>sorry, can't be goombling on denain, torino or coupe de france
>no two races in one day
>some shitty squad series goomble?
>of coursh, there you go


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.71852 del
>>71848
scoring BIG řizeky and BIG zone faahves is a match made in heaven


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.71853 del
>>71851
I don't think anyone even plays that one, you have to pick so many dogshit riders


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.71854 del
>>71848
Nice 10 minutes efforts


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.71855 del
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>>71848
I also should've dressed differently it never even got over 10° even in the sun and the wind was cool. Merely 4° in the end I probably should've just packed the winter suit 2bh, I rode with shorts and the thin long jersey and that was that kek


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.71856 del
>>71855
>Merely 4° in the end I probably should've just packed the winter suit 2bh, I rode with shorts and the thin long jersey and that was that kek
Berts have died for less.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.71857 del
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>>71855
>>71848
nice, did some laps
pulled against the headwind in the last 10km for some gravel backpackers that looked semi dead
it's a good day
hopefully big ride this weekend


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.71858 del
>>71853
Lel I tried it just to see what it was and if you pick Mathieu, Pog and Ganna you have to take like 9 4-pointers. Yeah not doing that shit


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.71859 del
>>71841
love me some Mads Pedalson
however he will only use it for testing to see how well he can ride after the injury


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.71860 del
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idk

the only way to win is to nail which conti guys go in the break


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.71861 del
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>>71855
>>71857


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.71862 del
there are EIGHT previous winners in MSR, not a lot of races you get that for


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.71863 del
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>>71860
ez


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.71864 del
>>71857
based savior of the backpackers in need. I have a feeling many guys that do touring bite of a lot more than they can chew, I saw many (suprisingly many) during last summer and many of them looked like they were suffering and had been suffering for hours


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.71865 del
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Here me out


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.71866 del
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>marsman


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.71867 del
top gooner will win it this year
it was revealed to me in a dream


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.71868 del
>>71865
Bigcock will get tummy issues and you know it


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.71869 del
>>71864
It was a couple and I reckon the poor sucker had been in the wind to save his girlfriend all day. Saw him spinning in some low gear and told him to latch on for a while.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.71870 del
>>71866
Men are from Mars and women from Venus they say


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.71871 del
>>71868
this, don't pick distancelets


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.71872 del
I guess we're all making the mutual assured destruction team. Really want to pick Lund myself but polebert is breathing down my neck


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.71873 del
>>71872
I'd love to have 34 velocoin to spend elsewhere, but


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.71874 del
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Literally everyone has this team


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.71875 del
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>>71874
not so fast


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.71876 del
>>71875
There are no believable psyops here Bert. There is no use


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.71877 del
>>71875
Stop day drinking Bert.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.71878 del
>>71875
come on


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.71879 del
>>71875
>mohoric still exists
>mohoric is still 20 velopoints


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.71880 del
>>71876
>>71877
>>71878
I already switched it back but if this would have won I'm kmsing myself


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.71881 del
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Pavia - Sanremo OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 2.37
>Pogacar 2.87
>Ganna 11
>Philipsen 15
>Aert 17
>Pidcvck 17
>Toro 21
>Lund 26
>Brennan 26
>Pedersen 29
>Gregoire 41
>Jorgensohn 81
>La Porte 81
>Halland 101
>Magnier 101
>Mohoric 101
>Kragh 101
>Roglic 101
>Abrahamsen 101
>Schmid 101
...
>Vacek 126
>Birmay 126
>Christen 201
>Allah 251
>Kubis 251
>Lamperti 301
>Withen 401
>Hirshi 501
>Baarle 751


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.71882 del
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the corpse of Moho is more likely to podium than W*utje


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.71883 del
>>71882
wout for 28 guarantees that he does not get picked a single time this classics season


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.71884 del
>>71883
many such riders between 28 and 10 points


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.71885 del
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>>71872
Yes yes, do NOT pick him, hehehe.


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.71886 del
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Ok, this is my team. I don't care if I lose


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.71887 del
>>71883
lmao my eyes glazed right past Wout and didn't notice his cost, that's ridiculous


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.71888 del
>george is a w*ut hater
kinda based
maybe I will goomble someday after all


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.71889 del
chatgpt told me, a BB service is long overdue. should I do it meself? dont want to put it in the shop now for 2 weeks and cant ride. maybe I should just watch bertaceks youtube channel and learn it there


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.71890 del
>>71889
If it doesn't squeak just ride it


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.71891 del
>>71889
there is no fixed interval for bb swapping, chatgpt cant know if you need one 2bh but yeah do it yourself


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.71892 del
>>71889
service you're own BB, bb


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.71893 del
It's not the BB


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.71895 del
>>71890
oh it is squeaking, or more like racking (?) sound.
>>71891
I have it since 2021 and did around 50.000km with it, its probably time no?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.71896 del
>>71886
Dropping Ganna is one thing. But dropping either Pogi or MVDP is just losing on purpose. MSR and P-R and Pogi's main goals, he's gonna be more ready for this than he is for TDF


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.71897 del
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>>71893
maybe you are onto something

>>71895
*creaking


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.71898 del
>>71895
Just ride the gravel while the bike is in the shop


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.71899 del
>>71881
pogibros, how could this happen?


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.71900 del
>>71895
well yeah I guess with 50k even if it still spins well it may very well have lateral play from wear at the very least so a swap may be due either way


Bert 03/19/2026 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.71901 del
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Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.71902 del
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I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on my dog earlier. I thought he was going to die in my arms but he got it up. Still so rattled. Horrible.

At least I had a good ride on the trainer today.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.71903 del
>>71902
sorry to hear that pal


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.71905 del
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George cheekily changed grug so he could roll with his pog/grug/ganna team to msr


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.71906 del
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Vibecoding reached the most important part of our society, they need to do something about it


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.71907 del
>Bredene Koksijde Classic 2026 – Dylan Groenewegen favoriet aan Belgische kust
haha lol, I don't think so


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.71908 del
>>71895
Honestly unless it's really bad I wouldn't start opening shit up because that's like the box of pandora.
Suddenly your seized crank bolts will disintegrate and you'll find a crack in your frame somewhere that's been there for years but you now can't get out of your mind


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.71909 del
The cycling highlights guy rebranded into cycling toons it’s kinda funny


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.71910 del
If they go boom on Cipressa, honestly it is not LUND. And I like his chances when the lighty punchy sprinters come back, even for a third place finish. Also hungry to do go for it and all that, not like Brennoid who will sulk if he is not fighting for the win.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.71911 del
>>71905
>>71906
FINALLY some discounts. So it IS possible to change some of that shit. I will be contacting him daily from now on


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.71912 del
>>71910
Look at last year's G2 sprint. Don't focus on the cipressa outside of pogi and grug


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.71913 del
It really make 0 sens to pick a team before the wind forecast. If this is a headwind you can go back to the traditional sprinter heavy


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.71914 del
>>71912
I do all of this, but G2 looks duffrnt (Scottish accent) if these two go boom on Cipressa and different if they go boom on Poggio only.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.71915 del
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>>71913
the slightest of headwinds, but knowing windy its gonna be massive tailwind then


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.71916 del
wout bullied brennan into not starting MSR.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.71917 del
>>71916
KWAB, stick to the jobber races


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.71918 del
>>71915
Yeah I don't trust windy so much either


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.71919 del
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Tried to do 1h at 160W but forgot how hard it is to ride so slow outdoors, heh. It's so easy to go over 200W when there's even a slight uphill. New bike felt nice but I switched to a 150mm stem since the position felt slightly cramped, I hope it's good now since I don't have a 160mm one haha. Now the bike is packed and ready for the flight to Mallorca tomorrow.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.71920 del
>>71919
>150mm
>160mm


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.71921 del
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>>71919
>150mm
>160mm


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.71922 del
>>71921
Like Malawibert, I really need longer frames. This has a frame reach of 400mm, my preference would be something like 430-440. And I don't even have long arms lol, my wingspan is 189cm and I am 190cm tall. Luckily my brother doesn't ride, his wingspan is nearly 10cm longer with same body height.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.71923 del
>>71919
why do 160W on a road bike? seems to be easier just doing that on a mountainbike or even some shitty city bike at that point.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.71924 del
>>71923
Well I wanted to test the new bike before traveling with it, and 160W was just a target as I wanted to do an easy recovery ride. But yeah a gravel bike is better for that usually.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.71925 del
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>Remco and his brown big bunda wife trapped on the top of Teide
>No one can get in or out, especially WADA
I've seen enough, Remco wins the Tour


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.71926 del
>>71925
is it mandatory for memco to show up for the catalunya team presentation? that some annoying slush, but if they have good shoes with them they can basically just walk to the next village and take a taxi from there.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.71927 del
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today is world frog day. so revert back to old frog instead of cheese posting.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.71928 del
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I had a peculiar ciclismo dream
I was watching a /tv/ coverage of some race and there was a helicopter flying really really low above the peloton. The peloton entered some sort of BIG tunnel (like a cavern) and the chopper flew in with them, but couldn't make it and crashed down on the hapless peloton, body parts torn asunder. Really grim. I remember seeing a headless runner casually walking towards the side of the road and sitting down in disbelief while some anglo commentator was screaming "he doesn't have a head!!". Then I woke up.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.71929 del
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Bart BUIJK is in France


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.71930 del
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>>71928


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.71931 del
>>71928
messed up foreshadowing


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.71932 del
>>71928
Most mentally well bert


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.71933 del
>>71928
How did he show disbelief without a head


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.71934 del
>For the finale of Milano–Sanremo, a 15 km/h headwind is forecast, which could significantly complicate any solo attack on the Cipressa.
ADJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.71935 del
>>71933
>unable to read body language in a dream
a telltale sign of autism


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.71936 del
>>71934
Del toro needs to attack on the cipressa and pogi needs to sit on grug's wheel till the poggio


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.71937 del
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looking through bikes, everything is gay and retarded. And short
>dude PENIS
why


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.71938 del
imagine a certain MCNUT gets free and solos to glory


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.71939 del
>>71937
you're Big mistake was browsing new pr*ducts to consoom


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.71940 del
The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand fever. it's already next week.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.71942 del
>>71940
Heh...my boy พีระพล....one last ride...


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.71943 del
>>71700
>why isn't bittner here
he was saving his legs for today, let's see whether it pays off


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.71944 del
Adjoosted that LUND out, me team is now a bit shameless but you do what you got to do, it is a Cat 1 goomble where you really can't reinvent the wheel and you cannot afford to lose points.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.71945 del
>>71939
Yes


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.71946 del
>>71944
But if you are right and everyone else is wrong you can win BIG


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.71947 del
George really fucked up on this one


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.71949 del
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>>71946
Yes, that's why I will be right.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.71950 del
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>>71946


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.71951 del
oh shid, tour de France winner if he tried Chuck Norris is dead.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.71952 del
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>>71951
NOOOO!!


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.71953 del
>>71950
Really tempted to go lamperti.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.71954 del
>>71953
Me as well, since then you can still pick one decent shot. And one of these Lamperti, Vendrame, Pithie, Zambanini etc. will pan out. And if you on both of these, wew lad, money and fame.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.71955 del
>>71954
“Since you can still”
I am going pogless my polish friend. No handbrakes on this train


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.71956 del
>>71955
this is obviously the correct move, pog is getting 3rd at best and very likely not even that because an attack into a headwind won't do SHIT and they will be reeled in by g2 before the finish 100%, sprinters will win
this is financial advice


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.71957 del
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>>71955
Arigato gozaimasu!


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.71958 del
Yeah the headwind is confirmed and if you pick Pog or Mathieu you know nothing about cycling lol. All sprinter team for me


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.71959 del
>>71958
10k on Jappe, if you don't bet big money on him at these ridiculous odds you HATE making money


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.71960 del
>>71959
Exactly. I will be putting all my money on MAGNIER


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.71961 del
>>71960
it is only logical


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.71962 del
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absolute Kaiserwetter today, another one in the books


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.71963 del
>>71962
Nice one, time to go MTB for me here


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.71964 del
Poll
Will the break make it to the finish?
[ ] No
[x] No


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.71965 del
>>71964
>doubting pedersen


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.71966 del
kwabkobsen lachee


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.71967 del
>>71964
I choose option C
if you don't believe in my boy têtê you don't believe in anything


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.71968 del
>>71964
Poll
Will the break make it to the finish?
[x] No
[ ] Do you even watch the sport?

>FIFY


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.71969 del
horse category


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.71970 del
MCDONALDS DOWN


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.71971 del
yes well


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.71973 del
kackermann is still alive and riding for gayco


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.71974 del
BIG points for Picnic


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.71975 del
>>71974
really bittner for the team that their bertaczek and not their dedicated sprinter has to win points.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.71976 del
bittner is washed


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.71977 del
>Alec Segaert given yellow card for 'non-compliant position' during GP de Denain raid
>Belgian docked 15 UCI points and 500 Swiss francs but keeps race victory


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.71978 del
>>71977
So aero sphinx position is ok when remco does it but not when a jobber does it?


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.71979 del
>>71975
Why is Jakobsen so unbelievably bad now. Does he not train or something? Fear? Injuries? He is not even good enough for a CT team now. That is not normal. If I could sign him or Lecroq I would go for Lecroq


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.71980 del
>>71978
Apparently it is okay because it should be DSQ. I am going to write a letter about this


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.71981 del
NEW THREAD:
>>71941
>>71941
>>71941


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.71982 del
>>71978
bilbao has gotten away with it like 3 times
UCI don't give a shit the closer you get to the top 10


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.71984 del
>>71979
>>71980
This lighter blue fucks me off way more than it should. Please use your two assigned flags.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.71985 del
And why the FUCK does Luxembourg has this light blue, just to be duffrent than aquafresh?
I have played enough EUIV to remember their coat of arms blue with a red lion is not that bright.


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.71988 del
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>>71984
You don't know who I am, I am anonymous here and definitely maybe from Luxembourg. What do you say about that


Bert 03/20/2026 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.72079 del
I hope we aren't building ourselves up too much for tomorrow after how good last year was


Bert 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.72087 del
2°C right now
14°C by noon
Time for 4 layers


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