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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No. 69960
young bucks edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>68872


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.69961 del
Njal dopage


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.69962 del
Sumo in 15 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.69963 del
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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.69964 del
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insane riding today despite all that dust in the air and that after a total of 94 eggs over the weekend
my endurance is SO back


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.69965 del
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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.69966 del
so let me get this straight - it is not required to perform maintenance on beater alu gr*vle bikes ?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.69967 del
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>>69963
who are they protecting him from


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.69968 del
>>69966
Best for that is some cheap hardtail


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.69969 del
>>69966
I have a 9 speed alu gravel bike for commuting and I clean the chain like once every 2 weeks and just swap it after every winter, same with the casette
aren't you americans rich anyway


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.69970 del
>>69966
'bout the same as any other bike innit? Replacing worn parts and such is the same no matter what you have


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.69971 del
>>69969
just because you might have some monies doesn't mean it must be spent on constant p*rchases


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.69972 del
>>69971
it doesn't?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.69973 del
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>>69961
he was proven clean yesterday


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.69974 del
>>69971
what are you just watching it while inflation makes it worth less
just ride your bike and buy some chains fucking nerd


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.69975 del
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I don't even know what this maintenance discussion is about but I have a feeling its engagement bait with no further agenda


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.69976 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mak5FRymbSI [Embed]
Two weeks to the best race of the year berts


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.69977 del
>>69974
the replacement chain isn't the issue here inasmuch as the toil of cleaning


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.69978 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mak5FRymbSI [Embed]
Two weeks to the best race of the year berts


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.69979 del
I never swap chains


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.69980 del
I am going to clean my bike for the first time in weeks THOUGH


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.69981 del
>>69976
>2 guys that made the gap aren't there
the younglings better show up


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.69982 del
>>69981
They need a jan christen pull on BERTo to make the approach easier. Vermeesch del toro should be enough on the cipressa and then good luck to grug


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.69983 del
>>69975
just looking for some insight from my good pal Bert zonderfoto as regards systematic improvements to egg scores, though perhaps it was naïve to expect much knowledge about best cleaning and maintaining cycling equipment forthcoming from the members of this general


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.69984 del
>>69978
ganna fighting his way back on the descent was so fucking kino


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.69985 del
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>>69983
no you're just shitposting for the sake of it which is fine but there's just nothing much to that topic
I mean chain cleaning really? Who has to clean chains in 2026 just vax it and forget cleaning forever


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.69986 del
>>69983
just ride your bike and wipe it down every now and then


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.69987 del
a lot more interesting: Ganna's watts near the end of the TT https://youtube.com/shorts/DzhqUtICxxI?si=hj5rkMXp_ZOCn-y4


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.69988 del
>>69985
obviously everybert has been exclusively vaxxing for years but smegma still accumulates on the drivetrain
besides it's an adjoostment to setup for riding outside after getting used to the simple painless ritual of daily rape over the dark months


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.69989 del
200g Riz de Camargue Itinéraire des Saveurs mit 120g Jambon cuit de Paris de qualité supérieure Monique Ranou mit pfeffer zonder gemuse
Either mit sojasoße oder ketchup
This no veggies situation is getting desperate though


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.69990 del
>>69987
please pay more attention, this has been discussed extensively


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.69991 del
>>69990
what happened in the old thread stays in the old thread


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.69992 del
>>69989
>Riz de Camargue
Based


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.69993 del
>>69989
for me its pizza calzone


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.69994 del
>>69989
just cycle outside to p*rchase some vegetables THEN


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.69995 del
>>69993
Fried I hope


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.69996 del
>back to back individual time trials
peculiar


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.69997 del
>>69996
PN is a team time trial


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.69998 del
>>69997
good to know


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.69999 del
ROGLIC surged to Top 3 GC favourites (after GANNA)


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.70000 del
>>69987
him riding away from the sprinters for the last podium spot


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.70001 del
Tyrrhenian - Adriatic Stage 2 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 2
>Toro 4.5
>Aert 12
>Christen 21
>Lapeira 23
>Magnier 23
>Ganna 29
>Milan 29
>Lund 34
>Strong 34
>Vendrame 34
>Roglic 41
>Buitrago 41
>Philipsen 41
>Ciccone 41
...
>Healy 67
>Allah 67
>Lie 67
>Eetvelt 81
>Grosso 101


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.70002 del
>>70001
love that wout is here to make sure grug doesn't slurp
he always wants to humiliate him


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.70003 del
>>70002
A valid point
Whenever grug and van aert race together, I always put autismbert's life savings on grug being ahead


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.70004 del
>>70003
tfw autismbert will forever be in the tunnels when the missiles come down


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.70006 del
>>69907
The sprinkle is like 1/10 of the cheese that is already in the sauce.
Was.


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.70007 del
vuelta femmes does the angliru
total peleton death


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.70008 del
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it's over, he's turned on him


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.70009 del
>>70008
because of the bodyguard thing?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.70010 del
>>70009
he's defenseless now without bodyguards, assassins are everywhere


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.70011 del
>>70007
based


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.70012 del
>>70010
I wonder if influencers are preying on him in denmark as well


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.70013 del
>>70012
why do you think he has 8 houses with no doorbells


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.70014 del
it's not looking good, decathlonbros


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.70015 del
scored some good eggs, though it would be remiss of me not to note that the process of cleaning the sprockets and chain after was just as arduous as I'd feared


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.70016 del
>>70014
If Seixas goes to UAE I am done with this "sport"


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.70017 del
Today was the first day to ride outside in like 4 months and I couldn't do it because I had to charge a half dozen gizmos on the bike


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.70018 del
>>70017
analog chads win again
paypigs in the dirt


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.70019 del
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>Shifters: charged
>Pedals: charged
>Radar: charged
>Gombuter: charged
>Bidons: checked for mold and filled
>Tires: checked and filled
>Brakes: tested
>Chain: vaxxed
>Firmware: all updated
>Saddlebag: packed
Perfect for my 60 minute BIG ride tomorrow


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.70020 del
>>70019
all that just to rode slower than a r*nner


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.70021 del
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>>70020
Well it is now illegal in the Islamic Republic of New York to ride any faster than a r*nner


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.70022 del
Ganna keeping the leaders jersey today?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.70023 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.70025 del
I am still yet to go on a road bike ride.
But I have become conscientious towards it, or in general in everything not only when I feel like it so:

>need to check and fasten all the bolts that need to be fastened
>got my torque wrench
>have to wait for 3/4 inch bits to arrive because I have only 1/2 and 1/4 inch ones
>only then can i sit on it
>then i will, ride to the car wash
>car wash! whoawhoawhoa
>clean the chain and drivertrain that was already cleaned before winter
>ride back, dry bike in the sun
>apply rohloff oil
>reindex anything that needs to be reindexed
>check brakes
>charge gombuder
>charge heart rate monitor
>inflate tires to target presh

Only then I will be ready to go.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.70026 del
>>70017
like nsn, just ride your bike, like pedal hard and shit. it's not that hard. if your electronic shifting was stuck then lmao.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.70027 del
>>70022
Probably gaps won't be huge and the benis second candidates are too far
Unless the arend flies


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.70028 del
>>70025
This gimmick is way too forced


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.70029 del
>>70028
I had fun. But it is overdone lately yes.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.70030 del
Phew, haven't done proper vo2max workouts in a while so this wasn't too fun. 3x6min + 4x3min, first three at around 430W and the last four at 430-450W. Legs aren't used to these kind of intense efforts haha, hopefully it will get better with time


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.70031 del
I believe that primoz will win today with one of his famous late attaques, maybe he even kwabs some young buck before the finish line.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.70032 del
they will ride past the power of pizza today.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.70033 del
Also, my rim brake bike project is getting closer to completion. Yesterday my Parcours Grimpeur wheelset arrived – under 1300g at 41mm rim height with modern rim dimensions, great. I put some lightweight TPU tubes in and 28mm Continental GP5000 non-tubeless versions. The goal is to have a bike that I can ride anytime without thinking about electronics or dried sealant, so tubes + fully mechanical Dura Ace is the way. I have my Dura Ace 9100 groupset ready, aside from still waiting for my Cybrei crankset to arrive, and the bike will be shipped from Ireland tomorrow. I hope it arrives early last week so I can have it all set up before I leave for Mallorca next week's Saturday. Should be fun to ride the mountains with a 6kg bike. I will post pictures when it is finished.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.70034 del
>>70033
>finnbert 4th road bike is better than my first


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.70035 del
>>70030
> haha
XD


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.70036 del
Has anyone seen what the last km looks like lmao
Chutes will happen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.70037 del
>>70036
if I had hired an assassinator of j*nas, this is one place he might hypothetically attaque


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.70038 del
>>70034
>he does not have 5 bikes minimum


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.70039 del
>>70033
Do you even use all those bikes enough to lake it worth it? I assume you still have a main bike that sees the most wear.
Like your gravel bike you just built, how many hours does it see


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.70040 del
>>70035
I always use haha when typing in English, hehe sounds Polish for whatever reason and emoticons look strange on 4chan :D
>>70034
Upgrade your bike bert, life is too short to not ride a bike that makes you drool


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.70041 del
>>70039
I have my main road bike (Quick pro) that I ride most of the time, then the Fairlight gravel bike with fenders that I ride either in bad weather or when I want to ride on mixed surfaces, then a dedicated gravel bike with bigger tyres, and now this rim brake one for long summer rides when I don't want to think about aero or anything. The three I mentioned see a fair bit of use, though I mainly use the dedicated road and gravel bikes in dry weather as I don't really have time to be cleaning my bikes all the time. Because of the upcoming baby I will probably spend quite a lot of time on the raper this year even when it's fine weather, though.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.70042 del
>>70036
SAFER than ever before


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.70043 del
>>70028
It's not a gimmick, I really needed to charge all my shit yesterday


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.70044 del
>>70043
my question is why do you have all that stuff and do all that stuff when you barely ride and when you ride its an hour through a park


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.70045 del
>https://x.com/LottoIntermarch/status/2031277140541419892
Lennert van eetvelt DNS

Why did they even make him start if he was injured from strade.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.70046 del
>>70045
The guy is genuinely mentally retarded.
>Rides RVV with broken foot
>Rides TDF with heavily injured back because "I'm here anyway and have nothing better to do" and then ruined the rest of his season


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.70047 del
>>70045
They don't give a fuck since he's leaving the team anyway


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.70048 del
>>70046
Maybe switching team would do him good.
Lotto clearly aren't strict enough


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.70049 del
>>70044
>asking a paypig to be rational


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.70050 del
Quick ride at lunch. Weather has been quite good here lately


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.70051 del
>>70050
how long did it take to clean you're drivetrain after ?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.70052 del
>>70044
Well I do ride quite frequently as long as it's not snow and ice outside which it has been since December. And during the work week I get my laps in at the park because it's convenient. Weather finally turned this week so I did my spring bike tuning and now it's all ready to go

Who are you with the inquisition


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.70053 del
>>70052
/cyc/ is always merciless about other berts riding habits


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.70054 del
This is a strange stage. The final is way too sketchy for how easy the appraoch is. It's going to be a bloodbath


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.70055 del
Oh didn't notice that it's a TTT in parigi-nizza.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.70056 del
>>70053
Very concerning. We should be lifting other Berts up


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.70057 del
if you don't ride, you can't get judges by your fellow berts. It's that easy


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.70058 del
pcsbert is promising a 20% inhumana 0.3km before this alto's meta


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.70059 del
>>70058
he lied


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.70060 del
>De Lol
Lotto is a joke


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.70061 del
Getting dropped with Consonni and a guy literally named Fraud(evaux)


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.70062 del
>>70061
Saving matches


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.70063 del
Nice looking bike but that will be 10000€ plus tip


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.70064 del
>>70063
Nice picture from Jan Fuck


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.70065 del
>>70063
downtube is too fat and the seattube also fattens towards the bb
2/10, shit bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.70066 del
>>70065
Now that you mention it that seattube does look really odd. Standert wins again for the aluminum bikes I guess (old version, not the new "aero" Kreissage)


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.70067 del
once I move to Bend, then (and only then) will it be time to trade up for a kino steel frame road bice


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.70068 del
>>70063
But it's the CAAD made from aluminum, they need to match the pricing of spesh.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.70069 del
>>70066
speaking of I recently saw an alu frame identical to the kreissäge on AE with custom paint for like 400 bucks but its all sold out and I can't find it anymore


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.70070 del
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>>70065
>downtube is too fat
that's a cannondale eh - would be insane if it wasn't


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.70071 del
>>70070
its not a good look imo especially nowadays since it gives it the ebike look


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.70072 del
>>70069
Hmm interesting, although I have no idea about chink aluminum weld quality


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.70073 del
>>70072
I asked once on /cyc/ before the schizma about the scandium frames of stand(b)ert and someone's opinion was that it's prone to cracks.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.70074 del
For fuck sake Jero*n en K*rstens on HBO are mindnumbing, talking about building saunas in their garden 70%. Im watching cylismo you fucks


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.70075 del
>>70063
This will prove to be more aero than all the aerobikes


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.70076 del
>>70074
Can't you change the language? In German you have Jens Voigt blabbering non-stop


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.70077 del
Messy gravel incoming.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.70078 del
Perfect weather for HEALY


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.70079 del
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>wet gravel
#Pray4ROGLIC


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.70080 del
Pray for Roglic Berts


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.70081 del
hm?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.70082 del
>Amidst the challenging ascent of Via Santa Caterina during the 2018 race, Wout van Aert battled debilitating leg cramps in the final stretch. The harsh weather further intensified the already demanding race conditions. Just before reaching the summit of Via Santa Caterina in Siena, van Aert succumbed to cramps and toppled off his bike, grappling to regain composure
KWAB


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.70083 del
Someone died in the ditch


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.70084 del
Chute dans aqua


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.70085 del
>>70076
I can but i wont


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.70086 del
oof, poor guy is in shock


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.70087 del
Marcellusi shook.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.70088 del
I pray that roidlick will chute


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70089 del
Wout in Africa


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70090 del
W*ut in 50th position. Lifelong contract


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70091 del
ROGLIC AWAKE


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70092 del
bora bois turning up


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.70093 del
GRUG SMASH


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.70094 del
allah with 500m attack to dropping incoming


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.70095 del
ATTAQUE DE MATHIEU VAN DER POEL


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70096 del
CHUTE LOL


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70097 del
Haha fuck that ginger kwab


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70098 del
grug is unfallable


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70099 del
Jorgenshit hahaha


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70100 del
OH NO NO NO NO


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.70101 del
I love him


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.70102 del
Man I did not expect Pellizzari to be this not normal


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.70103 del
Del Toro coming back here is ridiculous


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.70104 del
COME ON GRUG


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70105 del
DIE MOTO MOET DAAR WEG RENAAT


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70106 del
Del dopo going to get big advantage today


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70107 del
nice motopacing for UAE


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70108 del
fuck del dopo


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70109 del
Jesus


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70110 del
motopacing galore


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70111 del
Del Torro unsuccesfully baiting grug to chute


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70112 del
>hymen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70113 del
Chute catastrofale Arenshit


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70114 del
Arseman on his arse HAHA


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70115 del
Somebody has to be kill on this.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.70116 del
Waar is Jantje Christen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.70117 del
>Gr. GANNA +00:57
hm?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.70118 del
>>70117
Yeah something is funky here. Don't trust the gaps


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.70119 del
WET VAN AERT AWOKEN


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70120 del
>>70116
Gruppo GANNA


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70121 del
>so-called "people" actually picked wout


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70122 del
timing is all over the
place


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70123 del


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.70124 del
>>70121
>rusbert


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.70125 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.70126 del
Gruppo Ganna gaining two seconds every second


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.70127 del
GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70128 del
Was that Kron?????


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70129 del
smoll fishies could never break von der grug


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70130 del
GRUG


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70131 del
WEW


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70132 del
It's so over for zoomers


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70133 del
holy shit they were so dead


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70134 del
>>70126
>Ganna +1:03
well...


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70135 del
Johannesen. FUCK


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70136 del
hell of a stage


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70137 del
>>70128
Tobias Halland methinks.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.70138 del
If my math is right then PELLIZARRI in GC lead


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.70139 del
>>70134
>Italian time keeping


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.70140 del
>>70138
Huh? Lel Toro of course


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.70141 del
Ahhh whomst I have added so I needed to kickout PINARELLO. Too bad.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.70142 del
>>70140
idk why I thouht pellizari was 2nd


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.70143 del
>>70141
6th?? Wtf. And when I had him as my secret pick he didn't do SHIT


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.70145 del
Damn the velotuber team is pretty good


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.70146 del
yes, I will clean it up if sumobossman isn't quicker than me


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.70147 del
Ok, it's gone, it's dead. Time to pay attention to the ITT with riders of the same team starting together and being allowed to cheat by drafting each other


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.70149 del
Ok, bretty gud day for me, shan't be noomberposting but if I have kept PINARELLO and maybe picked KRON I would be itching too much.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.70150 del
Sander de Pestel pickers rejoicing


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.70151 del
Not sure I like the first man across the line rule. What was the old standard rule? Was it third man?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.70152 del
>>70151
Yes, but in Parigi-Nizza every time is measured individually when a rider passes the line as a customary rule since a while.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.70153 del
Absolute cinema


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.70154 del
>Berts shit on gravel racing
>Every gravel stage is unironic kino
Curious


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.70155 del
imagine being wout van kwab


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.70156 del
>>70155
it's wild how well Grug performs under pressure in comparison


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.70157 del
have no idea what everyone was thinking saying pissma was the favorite for this TTT
good to see arrogant vingo kwabbed


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.70158 del
based INEOS


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.70159 del
>>70156
Grug is the decision maker, he makes the moves and sets the pace.
Wout always follows I haven't seen him actually do anything from his own strength since that time he attacked in roubaix and got a flat. Best Wout was that one tdf in Calais where he just went full dopaje


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.70160 del
lmao


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.70161 del
>>70159
he's just straight-up stronger and has been for years, too


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.70162 del
>>70161
ofcourse, that is always the main part but he also races like a champ
nothing stopping him today from waiting and seeing but he just doesn't like to slurp


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.70163 del
I wonder where Vingo expects to take back time. Don't really see him outpunch Ayuso and Auron is such a nothingburger climb


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.70164 del
These TTT should be 50km long


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.70165 del
>>70163
With that team I'm pretty sure they expected to be up front by now


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.70166 del
>>70165
onley and big VAUQ ready to steal any bonus seconds too
gonna be fun


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.70167 del
>>70166
There are some HARD stages left, you can take time if you're stronger. Ayuso looks in shape though


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.70168 del
>>70163
I'm sorry, are you telling me GC is all sorted after two sprint stages and a TTT?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.70169 del
>>70168
the gap will only get bigger


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.70170 del
>>70168
Yes, jonas is finished without the help of wout


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.70171 del
Mads P. -MSR


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.70172 del
>>70171
Punished for skipping bessege


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.70173 del
>>70171
>Lidl-Trek team manager Luca Guercilena remains hopeful that Mads Pedersen will reach Milan-San Remo
>PCSbert sees this as confirmation


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.70174 del
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he's like 5 years away from looking exactly like Adrie


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.70175 del
>>70174
He REALLY need to make at least 2-3 sons


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.70176 del
>>70169
Well you may be right in the end but I think we should watch them pedal uphill at least once before declaring the GC over...


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.70177 del
>>70176
ok matteo, stay on your bike tomorrow lad


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.70178 del
>>70159
Yes, Bert, we remember very well.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.70179 del
>>70173
Yes van zwan is able to draw the right conclusions from this statement and after a bottle of wine


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.70180 del
tapenadebros, our power is growing


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.70181 del
>>70180
Never been a tapenade man


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.70182 del
Come on, Bert! Sumo in 30 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.70184 del
>Seixas little brother doing internships Literally OVER


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.70185 del
>>70183
>article 2 hours ago
>PCS adjustment 4 hours ago
I kneel to pcsbert


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.70186 del
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picnicpostanal bros...


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.70187 del
back to back workouts, always a good idea
once the sun is gone, it gets fresh really quick


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.70189 del
>>70187
to bad you couldn't maintain enough Z5 for sufficient benefits of working in odd zones


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.70190 del
>>70187
really does get cool, I just got home 15 minutes ago and it went down to 7°. Doesn't help that there's so much desert sand in the air that the sun is blocked out kek


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.70191 del
>>70190
It looks like a smog but it is actually the sand.
I have been coughing shit for 5 minutes after coming home too.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.70192 del
>>70187
bike cleaning chuds will be jealous of this good ride


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.70193 del
>>70190
Stars are flickering a lot though, a bit eerie, a bit kino.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.70194 del
>>70192
not so fast, my right pedal is doing The assioma thing again
at least i hope it's the pedal and nothing else


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.70195 del
>>70194
Cleaned my MTB yesterday, the pedal started doing the thing too.
What's the protocol, just lube it?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.70196 del
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>>70194
>The assioma thing again
remind me, the old barrel ones, or the new ones?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.70197 del
>>70195
>>70196
they just start to squak when you apply some watts, i just need to lube the axis and it is gucci again
it is a faulty design (not just my conclusion) and eventually the axis starts to rattle against the pedal body


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.70198 del
>>70197
Yes, that's exactly this, any watt that akshually moves you forward and it starts the song, if you step on it good everyone around notices.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.70199 del
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>>70197
this scares me
I wanted to upgrade from my old 4iiii crank for some time now, but all those assioma issues
hmm


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.70200 del
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>>70194
speaking of assiomas and death I've been looking through a German forum today and I found a thread where someones assioma axle broke clean off while he was doing easy spinning, rode 20k home one legged
apparently there was a recall of assiomas made within a certain time frame and those were among them


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.70201 del
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when you hold the pedal body here and the crankarm in other hand, there is a little will, you can make it rattle manually and there's nothing you can do to stop it
two years ago I even bought replacement parts for assioma and they worked for tree months and then it was business as usual

unless it is a different issue, i just lube it up and it's okay for another 3-6 months unless I get rained on a lot

>>70198
it doesnt do the rattling if you apply the watts only on the upwards motion, that is generally dead giveaway it's the pedal


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.70202 del
>>70199
I've had assioma duos for a few years with no issues. I think Bertacek has the spindle pedals which have known issues


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.70203 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.70204 del
Okay I'm watching the TTT and the announcers are going crazy when a rider gets dropped from the group...don't the GC riders get the time of their fastest rider??


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.70205 del
>>70200
jesus fucking christ
but those are the look ones, right?
i have the spindle variant (shi) which has arguably more issues


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.70206 del
>>70199
I would just buy a power2max crank 2bqh they had a massive price cut recently, unless you're planning to swap the pedals between bikes very often or really want to keep your shimano / campag / etc crank it's probably outright cheaper as well


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.70207 del
>>70205
yeah, someone's been linking these pieces from hambini of all people. Apparently it's not a one off thing
https://www.hambini.com/favero-assioma-pedals-a-deep-dive-into-dysfunction/
https://www.hambini.com/favero-assioma-pedal-axle-failures/
this is the thread https://www.rennrad-news.de/forum/threads/achsbruch-bei-favero-assioma.206490/ but there's not much more in there


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.70208 del
Pedal based is just that more easy to instal/swap. You can play around with crank lenght etc.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.70209 del
>>70208
makes no sense because you can swap the crank length with spiders as well


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.70210 del
>>70199
Had DUOs and now PRO RS since 2020 with not a single issue. Bertacek is cursed, so unless you are as well, you'll be fine. Also he's using the crazy DUO-Shi ones.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.70212 del
>>70204
You get your own time but the team's time is taken as the fastest rider's time.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.70213 del
>>70209
But I can bring my pedals on cycling vacation when I rent a bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.70214 del
>>70213
>rent a bike
surely you meant to say, lease a bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.70215 del
>>70213
>unless you're planning to swap the pedals between bikes very often
also how often are you doing that kek


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.70216 del
weather good
sun shining
want a new bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.70217 del
>>70215
I usually ride every time I go on vacation aside from skiing so at least 3 times per year. Plus when I visit my parents I often borrow my dad's bike for a ride.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.70218 del
cleaning and maintenance skeptics are being thoroughly vindicated by this very edizione


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.70219 del
>>70218
There's an anti cycling fifth column hidden among the berts

Deeply concerning


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.70220 del
Found him guys


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.70221 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.70222 del


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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.70225 del
>>70219
>maintenance fatigue is somehow anti ciclismo
U wot bert


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.70226 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z6z7uUe0tVA [Embed]
Who would win today and the 2010's parcours? Is it hard enough for pog?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.70227 del
>>70226
pedersen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.70228 del
>>70227
Consider this


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.70229 del
>>70228
a few years ago maybe, his sprint is shot now
if grug and pog don't go solo on the muur then pedersen would easily win


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.70230 del
>>70228
just a tiny bit


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.70231 del
It does look much easier, maybe Pedersen can indeed survive this. They would have to start drilling it from the first kwaremont with everybody still fresh basically


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.70232 del
>>70231
basically E3 + omloop


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.70233 del
I almost forgot that Tom B. won on the current route too.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.70234 del
imagine the great POOGAČAR Tajeet will win Ompoop someday


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.70235 del
2015 is also kinda underrated
big kristoff and terpstra peel off
slippy G and stybi chasing
It doesn't even look like the same sport as today


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.70236 del
>>70233
I watched it on the trainer last year. This really was another time, basically slurping until 40k to go and the good old quickstep tactics in full display


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.70237 del
>>70235
Yeah, a 40 man group after koppenberg is crazy for today's standard


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.70238 del
I started watching in 2017. Favorite edition is 2019, then 2022 I think


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.70239 del
>>70237
it's always a weird race, last year you had a 40 man group sprinting for 9th place
the one where mozatto got 2nd I remember watching on the kwaremont think who the fuck are these guys, where did everyone who was in front go


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.70240 del
Straying into forbidden zones today. Kept losing attention and dropping cadence every once in a while.
Maybe that's just what it's like. Perfectly in the zone between "hard enough that you can't just zone out" and "hard enough that you have to concentrate".


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.70241 del
>>70240
"hard enough that you can't just zone out" and "NOT hard enough that you have to concentrate".


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.70242 del
>>70240
>so much odd
you're Big watt gainz will thank you


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.70243 del
Aerosolized horse poop. Salmoning tourists. Boomers with 50 year steel bikes going a half mile an hour. Families of 50 from India wandering aimlessly across the road. Cycling in Central Park is back baby


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.70244 del
>>70243
>Jew York Shittycel cope
even reading this disgusts me (a pvre blooded mountain man)


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.70245 del
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>>70244
>Criticized for not riding
>Criticized for riding



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