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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No. 76972
édition roi Paul Seixas Ier

>Current and upcoming road races
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>75895


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.77028 del
Lol ge coming back.
Frauds


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.77029 del
>>77028
G3


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.77030 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.77031 del
Mon dieu


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.77032 del
don't like del toro, still mindbroken by carapaz


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.77033 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.77034 del
is del toro snorting tramadol, wtf is wrong with him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.77035 del
Breaker of curses. This man could win Omloop and RVV in the same season.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.77036 del
Ahh, yes. Group Achooso.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.77037 del
Oh Brenner dnf.
Fantastic.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.77038 del
beloki, one of my best picks


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.77039 del
Uijtdebroeks will be the new Keldergod. He is never ever winning anything


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77040 del
>>77037
I switched out Brenner for Voisard.
Game was rigged from the start.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77041 del
>>77037
Tough day for Tudor


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77042 del
Don't forget to pick shprinters for tomorrow.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.77043 del
>>77042
Huh what


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.77044 del
>>77043
the sprinters world championship


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.77045 del
Hmm Scheldeprijs. That was NOT on my mind


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77046 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77047 del
I don't think I have had a better team picked than what I have now despite it being Dopito, Ayuso and Vauquelin.
It was always some mix of Tobias Halland, Scaroni, Arambaru, Hilly.
So in general "just pick the top guys" still worked, just not optimally.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77048 del
Oh great so we have to guess whether Merlier is still dead or not


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.77049 del
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>>77047
No I was definitely picking Ben Toilet and Baudin. Just bad luck again


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.77050 del
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>>77049
Same.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.77051 del
Vauquelin in grupa Okamika.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.77052 del
Bergerburt hit 6 guys, nice.
Brtek projected to move to /cyc/ overall lead.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.77053 del
>>77051
and grupo johannessen


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.77054 del
Shaping up to be the worst velogame of my life, this one. Weird to see so many, in theory, "safe" guys already completely out of contention. Healy, Vauquelin, Johannessen, Del Toro, Ayuso...


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.77055 del
>>77054
Yes, not that I am in great shape either.
Rusbert, >using pedals and Montpellierbért also will not go up GC after this.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.77056 del
>>77048
Free info from me, he's here to win but his knee is still fucked and he hasn't trained hard yet.
Basically if they slurp all day he'll squeeze out a good sprint but don't count on it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.77057 del
>>77056
Yeah, I didn't even attempt at picking him.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.77058 del
Tiberi, Bauke, Scaroni, Healy, Aranburu, APP all 15 minutes frauds.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.77059 del
>>77058
jesus tobias lost 4 minutes when he close to the top with G2
mcnulty is 6 minutes down
guess everyone will go for stages now


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.77060 del
got a free dr pfeffer at the shops today
this shit tastes like cough syrup wtf


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.77061 del
Verstrynge was pretty gud today


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.77062 del
primoz is so back


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.77063 del
W/kg nerd I need the noombers


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.77064 del
>>77063
6.74 W/kg for 25 min

pretty good


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.77065 del
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wd40 didnt help
im gonna try to put in the original axle i kept all those years


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.77066 del
>>77064
saw that he was 2 minutes faster than ARU
god what a weak era


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.77067 del
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>67 LANDA Mikel +13:11


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.77068 del
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>>77067


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.77069 del
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énorme


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.77071 del
What if he doesn't win this

How funny would that be


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.77072 del
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>stage 2
>SEIXAS Paul already 1:59 on 2nd
that's it that does it for me


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.77073 del
>>77071
>tree roots could be anywhere he said


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.77074 del
Ynr Jarno WIDAR


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.77075 del
>>77074
he'll win san sebastian against frauds like a true remco prodigy


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.77076 del
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>>77075
>>77074
Mind the gap


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.77077 del
so now we can finally move on and bully Italy instead. their last GC victory was in 2018 Moscon winning Guanxi.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.77078 del
>>77076
literally >me vs the guy your egf tells you not to worry about


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.77079 del
>>77076
Wildar will have Vingegardesque development. Just when the squeakers start contemplating that Sexas is going to win 7 tdfs in row that little goblin Wildar will surprise everyone in the passes.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.77080 del
>>77077
that's not even true, colbrelli won one in 2021


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.77081 del
>>77080
oh, well that slipped my eyes. too bad he didn't even win his last race, real heartbreaking stuff.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.77082 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.77083 del
>>77081
Haha heartbreaking. I get it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.77084 del
who's the worst major nation at GC now anyway?
netherlands with grug in 2020? even germany had schachmeme


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.77085 del
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what do you mean those GCs Hirschi won were all lesser races? can't tell me something like Pologne is world tour but tour de tchèque isn't.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.77086 del
also remember STÜSSI winning the volta, now this is elite.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.77087 del
>>77084
just discovered milan vader won the china race in 2023


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.77088 del
last Suisse GC victory was Tour des Fjords (2.HC) by Michael ALBASINI. Cancellara won Suisse in 2009.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77089 del
>>77088
Didn't Albasini win Catalunya


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77090 del
>>77055
very dire times


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77091 del
>>77088
that was in 2018. now looking at Spain.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.77092 del
>>77091
ayuso has won plenty


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.77093 del
so Spain has Ayuso...so not really need to look it up after all, no matter how weakminded he is.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.77094 del
>>77084
we are no longer a major nation, after grug it's just sprinterfrauds


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.77095 del
now let's look at the United States, did anyone win at world tour level since Kussen won la vuelta.
>matty jorg and let's go brandon with paris-nice and pologne in 2025
so, do I really have to move onto guest nations then or simply accept that it's actually Switzerland with the longest drought and is cursed if you discount big marlen, who can't hypnotize herself into not chuting anymore.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.77096 del
>>77095
The worst nation is now Germany with schachmann's PN in 2021 followed by Colbrelli's 2021 bingobongo tour.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.77097 del
one last trial with cycling super power Ireland and Australia (jay vine down under 2026)
Ireland didn't win since Dan Martin won Catalunya in 2013. same for bertaczech republic, Stybar won the Eneco tour in 2013. so that's 1 year better than Suisse. even the Soviet Union has the Vlasov wins in 2022.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.77098 del
What about Luxembourg. They are a BIG cycling nation with FOUR Tour winners


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.77099 del
>>77098
lets ask luxembert what is what


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.77100 del
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Yes
Well


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.77101 del
>>77099
Yes but I am on vacation in Spain now. I think Frank Schleck won Suisse or something?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.77102 del
>>77100
finally the super compensation sets in
4W/kg soon


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.77103 del
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>>77102
>super compensation
5th ride in 6 days thoughbeit


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.77104 del
>>77100
PB? Congrats if so


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.77105 del
>>77104
By 25 seconds
80 seconds compared to last year


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.77106 del
>>77100
>139hr
Pogacar type of z2 here


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.77107 del
>>77106
that's actually insane for a 20min vo2max effort


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.77108 del
>>77107
It's a bug he was at 160


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.77109 del
>>77108
you can pinpoint when his heart valves up like pneumatic pistons


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.77110 del
>Just when you think you can finally cautiously start thinking about the end of Pogacar's career, you get this joker. So, for the next 15 years, we won't have to watch a single race where Seixas is on the starting grid. As if the ratings hadn't already plummeted hard enough.

>If you look at the objective numbers and wattages, Seixas is actually delivering the best performances in the history of cycling this season, certainly when compared to his age. Today, he was also nonchalantly 2 minutes faster than the record time on this climb.

>So, we might as well bury the sport of cycling for good. It is stone dead.

wielerflits has spoken


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.77111 del
>>77110
He is right


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.77112 del
>>77110
He's right but I'm going to enjoy it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.77113 del
>>77108
Yeah, HR acting up, just in time to paypig a new hr strapon
>>77110
Sasha BAUDIN and Benoit TOILET were also 1 minute faster than KOM


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.77114 del
>>77110
yeah its over


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.77116 del
>>77100
very nice!


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.77117 del
>>77100
>Zohne fahve
basteje


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.77118 del
>Rain front expected in the run-up to Paris-Roubaix
no dust, no mud


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.77119 del
>>77110
I'm just so relieved it's not going to be Del Toro and UAE doing the dominating.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.77120 del
>>77119
when will Noah Lindholm Møller Andersen pop off


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.77121 del
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>Pogacar 1.28
>Seixas 6
>Vingegaard 6
>Evenepoel 15
>Lipowtz 19
>Ayuso Pesquera
>Del Toro 41
>Only 67
>Pidcvck 67
>Holland 101
>Uijtdebroeks 151
>Tiberi 151
>West 201
>Gall 201


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.77122 del
>>77121
his tdf participation is not even confirmed and he's already at 6.00 pwoah


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.77123 del
>>77121
I hope they don't burn him up


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.77124 del
>>77121
Absolutely bonkers odds when there is no evidence of how his body will be reacting by week 3 of a race.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.77125 del
>>77121
waar Kusske he


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.77126 del
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Bertaček dropped a new video


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.77127 del
>>77121
bookies, lmao


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.77128 del
>>77120
Apparently he had knee surgery done in December so his season will start late


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.77129 del
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>>77126
Who would it be then? 2000+

>PINOT
>LANDA
>YATESI
>PORTE
>SPILAK
>RODRIGUEZ
>KREUZIGER
>LOPEZ, MIGUEL ANGEL
>KLODEN
>FUGLSANG
>MAS NICOLAU
>ARMSTRONG
>LEIPHEIMER
>URAN URAN
>BARDET


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.77130 del
scoring some core work


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.77131 del
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>>77128
>knee surgery before hitting the U23
grim tiding for him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.77132 del
>>77131
Feltet has an article about it from late January. He says he's not too worried about it.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.77133 del
>>77129
feel like this armstrong fella could have potential


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.77134 del
>>77129
crashweak had a good string going for a while


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.77135 del
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To live is to suffer


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.77136 del
>>77135
any news of the roadside fan that got taken out by a moto?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.77137 del
>>77135
At least the medic was there very fast


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.77138 del
>>77121
it's so over for jonas


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.77139 del
>>77129
Didn't Simon Yates just win the il Giro?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.77140 del
>>77139
gonna be stripped m8


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.77141 del
>>77139
The average Yates twin has 1 grand tour win but that's Simoni carrying the heavy load there. Adamy Yeis still hasn't won his own.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.77142 del
Seixas is probably exempt from controle de dopage. UCI needed to do something against Pog


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.77143 del
Well I know many of my continental berts are heading to bed. I sincerely hope there's no nuclear Armageddon tonight, and we can enjoy a French WT stage race victory together.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.77144 del
oh scheisse, almost forgot about scheisseprijs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.77145 del
Stage 3 /bet/

>Seixas 7.5
>Toro 7.5
>Healy 13
>Lawrance 13
>Aranburu 15
>Scaroni 15
>Simmons 15
>Solar 19
>Bagioli 19
>Cort 19
>Skjelmose 23
>Nulty 26
>Kron 26
>Roglic 29
>Voklen 34
>Holland 34
>Allah 34
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 41
>Lipowitz 81
>Izagirre 81


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.77146 del
GC /bet/

>Seixas 1.071
>Roglic 21
>Lipowitz 21
>Toro 34
>Skjelmose 51
>Izagirre 81
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 301


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.77147 del
>>77145
the next three stages will be Arambaru wins


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.77148 del
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Schadeprijs OFFICIAL /bet/

>Groenewagen 3
>Philipsen 3
>Merlier 4
>Meeus 7.5
>Moschetti 15
>Fretin 26
>Bittner 34
>Kogut 41
>ACKermann 41
>Analnikolikowski 51
>MAGAgnotti 51
>Bauhaus 67
>Jeanniere 67
>Poppel 81
>De Hairs 81
...
>Rajovic 101
>Crabbe 151
>Sentjens 201


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.77149 del
Friendly reminder that rappe jappe will be saving matches for the Haute de France classic


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.77150 del
more like slurpingprijs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.77151 del
>>77148
Axelshit just exactly copied this, including Kogut for some reason


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