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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No. 76972
édition roi Paul Seixas Ier

>Current and upcoming road races
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>75895


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.77028 del
Lol ge coming back.
Frauds


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.77029 del
>>77028
G3


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.77030 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.77031 del
Mon dieu


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.77032 del
don't like del toro, still mindbroken by carapaz


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.77033 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.77034 del
is del toro snorting tramadol, wtf is wrong with him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.77035 del
Breaker of curses. This man could win Omloop and RVV in the same season.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.77036 del
Ahh, yes. Group Achooso.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.77037 del
Oh Brenner dnf.
Fantastic.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.77038 del
beloki, one of my best picks


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.77039 del
Uijtdebroeks will be the new Keldergod. He is never ever winning anything


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77040 del
>>77037
I switched out Brenner for Voisard.
Game was rigged from the start.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77041 del
>>77037
Tough day for Tudor


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77042 del
Don't forget to pick shprinters for tomorrow.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.77043 del
>>77042
Huh what


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.77044 del
>>77043
the sprinters world championship


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.77045 del
Hmm Scheldeprijs. That was NOT on my mind


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77046 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77047 del
I don't think I have had a better team picked than what I have now despite it being Dopito, Ayuso and Vauquelin.
It was always some mix of Tobias Halland, Scaroni, Arambaru, Hilly.
So in general "just pick the top guys" still worked, just not optimally.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77048 del
Oh great so we have to guess whether Merlier is still dead or not


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.77049 del
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>>77047
No I was definitely picking Ben Toilet and Baudin. Just bad luck again


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.77050 del
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>>77049
Same.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.77051 del
Vauquelin in grupa Okamika.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.77052 del
Bergerburt hit 6 guys, nice.
Brtek projected to move to /cyc/ overall lead.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.77053 del
>>77051
and grupo johannessen


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.77054 del
Shaping up to be the worst velogame of my life, this one. Weird to see so many, in theory, "safe" guys already completely out of contention. Healy, Vauquelin, Johannessen, Del Toro, Ayuso...


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.77055 del
>>77054
Yes, not that I am in great shape either.
Rusbert, >using pedals and Montpellierbért also will not go up GC after this.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.77056 del
>>77048
Free info from me, he's here to win but his knee is still fucked and he hasn't trained hard yet.
Basically if they slurp all day he'll squeeze out a good sprint but don't count on it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.77057 del
>>77056
Yeah, I didn't even attempt at picking him.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.77058 del
Tiberi, Bauke, Scaroni, Healy, Aranburu, APP all 15 minutes frauds.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.77059 del
>>77058
jesus tobias lost 4 minutes when he close to the top with G2
mcnulty is 6 minutes down
guess everyone will go for stages now


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.77060 del
got a free dr pfeffer at the shops today
this shit tastes like cough syrup wtf


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.77061 del
Verstrynge was pretty gud today


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.77062 del
primoz is so back


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.77063 del
W/kg nerd I need the noombers


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.77064 del
>>77063
6.74 W/kg for 25 min

pretty good


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.77065 del
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wd40 didnt help
im gonna try to put in the original axle i kept all those years


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.77066 del
>>77064
saw that he was 2 minutes faster than ARU
god what a weak era


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.77067 del
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>67 LANDA Mikel +13:11


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.77068 del
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>>77067


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.77069 del
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énorme


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.77071 del
What if he doesn't win this

How funny would that be


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.77072 del
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>stage 2
>SEIXAS Paul already 1:59 on 2nd
that's it that does it for me


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.77073 del
>>77071
>tree roots could be anywhere he said


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.77074 del
Ynr Jarno WIDAR


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.77075 del
>>77074
he'll win san sebastian against frauds like a true remco prodigy


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.77076 del
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>>77075
>>77074
Mind the gap


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.77077 del
so now we can finally move on and bully Italy instead. their last GC victory was in 2018 Moscon winning Guanxi.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.77078 del
>>77076
literally >me vs the guy your egf tells you not to worry about


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.77079 del
>>77076
Wildar will have Vingegardesque development. Just when the squeakers start contemplating that Sexas is going to win 7 tdfs in row that little goblin Wildar will surprise everyone in the passes.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.77080 del
>>77077
that's not even true, colbrelli won one in 2021


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.77081 del
>>77080
oh, well that slipped my eyes. too bad he didn't even win his last race, real heartbreaking stuff.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.77082 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.77083 del
>>77081
Haha heartbreaking. I get it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.77084 del
who's the worst major nation at GC now anyway?
netherlands with grug in 2020? even germany had schachmeme


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.77085 del
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what do you mean those GCs Hirschi won were all lesser races? can't tell me something like Pologne is world tour but tour de tchèque isn't.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.77086 del
also remember STÜSSI winning the volta, now this is elite.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.77087 del
>>77084
just discovered milan vader won the china race in 2023


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.77088 del
last Suisse GC victory was Tour des Fjords (2.HC) by Michael ALBASINI. Cancellara won Suisse in 2009.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77089 del
>>77088
Didn't Albasini win Catalunya


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77090 del
>>77055
very dire times


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77091 del
>>77088
that was in 2018. now looking at Spain.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.77092 del
>>77091
ayuso has won plenty


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.77093 del
so Spain has Ayuso...so not really need to look it up after all, no matter how weakminded he is.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.77094 del
>>77084
we are no longer a major nation, after grug it's just sprinterfrauds


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.77095 del
now let's look at the United States, did anyone win at world tour level since Kussen won la vuelta.
>matty jorg and let's go brandon with paris-nice and pologne in 2025
so, do I really have to move onto guest nations then or simply accept that it's actually Switzerland with the longest drought and is cursed if you discount big marlen, who can't hypnotize herself into not chuting anymore.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.77096 del
>>77095
The worst nation is now Germany with schachmann's PN in 2021 followed by Colbrelli's 2021 bingobongo tour.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.77097 del
one last trial with cycling super power Ireland and Australia (jay vine down under 2026)
Ireland didn't win since Dan Martin won Catalunya in 2013. same for bertaczech republic, Stybar won the Eneco tour in 2013. so that's 1 year better than Suisse. even the Soviet Union has the Vlasov wins in 2022.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.77098 del
What about Luxembourg. They are a BIG cycling nation with FOUR Tour winners


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.77099 del
>>77098
lets ask luxembert what is what


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.77100 del
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Yes
Well


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.77101 del
>>77099
Yes but I am on vacation in Spain now. I think Frank Schleck won Suisse or something?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.77102 del
>>77100
finally the super compensation sets in
4W/kg soon


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.77103 del
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>>77102
>super compensation
5th ride in 6 days thoughbeit


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.77104 del
>>77100
PB? Congrats if so


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.77105 del
>>77104
By 25 seconds
80 seconds compared to last year


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.77106 del
>>77100
>139hr
Pogacar type of z2 here


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.77107 del
>>77106
that's actually insane for a 20min vo2max effort


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.77108 del
>>77107
It's a bug he was at 160


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.77109 del
>>77108
you can pinpoint when his heart valves up like pneumatic pistons


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.77110 del
>Just when you think you can finally cautiously start thinking about the end of Pogacar's career, you get this joker. So, for the next 15 years, we won't have to watch a single race where Seixas is on the starting grid. As if the ratings hadn't already plummeted hard enough.

>If you look at the objective numbers and wattages, Seixas is actually delivering the best performances in the history of cycling this season, certainly when compared to his age. Today, he was also nonchalantly 2 minutes faster than the record time on this climb.

>So, we might as well bury the sport of cycling for good. It is stone dead.

wielerflits has spoken


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.77111 del
>>77110
He is right


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.77112 del
>>77110
He's right but I'm going to enjoy it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.77113 del
>>77108
Yeah, HR acting up, just in time to paypig a new hr strapon
>>77110
Sasha BAUDIN and Benoit TOILET were also 1 minute faster than KOM


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.77114 del
>>77110
yeah its over


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.77116 del
>>77100
very nice!


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.77117 del
>>77100
>Zohne fahve
basteje


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.77118 del
>Rain front expected in the run-up to Paris-Roubaix
no dust, no mud


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.77119 del
>>77110
I'm just so relieved it's not going to be Del Toro and UAE doing the dominating.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.77120 del
>>77119
when will Noah Lindholm Møller Andersen pop off


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.77121 del
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>Pogacar 1.28
>Seixas 6
>Vingegaard 6
>Evenepoel 15
>Lipowtz 19
>Ayuso Pesquera
>Del Toro 41
>Only 67
>Pidcvck 67
>Holland 101
>Uijtdebroeks 151
>Tiberi 151
>West 201
>Gall 201


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.77122 del
>>77121
his tdf participation is not even confirmed and he's already at 6.00 pwoah


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.77123 del
>>77121
I hope they don't burn him up


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.77124 del
>>77121
Absolutely bonkers odds when there is no evidence of how his body will be reacting by week 3 of a race.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.77125 del
>>77121
waar Kusske he


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.77126 del
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Bertaček dropped a new video


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.77127 del
>>77121
bookies, lmao


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.77128 del
>>77120
Apparently he had knee surgery done in December so his season will start late


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.77129 del
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>>77126
Who would it be then? 2000+

>PINOT
>LANDA
>YATESI
>PORTE
>SPILAK
>RODRIGUEZ
>KREUZIGER
>LOPEZ, MIGUEL ANGEL
>KLODEN
>FUGLSANG
>MAS NICOLAU
>ARMSTRONG
>LEIPHEIMER
>URAN URAN
>BARDET


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.77130 del
scoring some core work


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.77131 del
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>>77128
>knee surgery before hitting the U23
grim tiding for him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.77132 del
>>77131
Feltet has an article about it from late January. He says he's not too worried about it.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.77133 del
>>77129
feel like this armstrong fella could have potential


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.77134 del
>>77129
crashweak had a good string going for a while


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.77135 del
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To live is to suffer


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.77136 del
>>77135
any news of the roadside fan that got taken out by a moto?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.77137 del
>>77135
At least the medic was there very fast


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.77138 del
>>77121
it's so over for jonas


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.77139 del
>>77129
Didn't Simon Yates just win the il Giro?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.77140 del
>>77139
gonna be stripped m8


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.77141 del
>>77139
The average Yates twin has 1 grand tour win but that's Simoni carrying the heavy load there. Adamy Yeis still hasn't won his own.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.77142 del
Seixas is probably exempt from controle de dopage. UCI needed to do something against Pog


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.77143 del
Well I know many of my continental berts are heading to bed. I sincerely hope there's no nuclear Armageddon tonight, and we can enjoy a French WT stage race victory together.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.77144 del
oh scheisse, almost forgot about scheisseprijs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.77145 del
Stage 3 /bet/

>Seixas 7.5
>Toro 7.5
>Healy 13
>Lawrance 13
>Aranburu 15
>Scaroni 15
>Simmons 15
>Solar 19
>Bagioli 19
>Cort 19
>Skjelmose 23
>Nulty 26
>Kron 26
>Roglic 29
>Voklen 34
>Holland 34
>Allah 34
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 41
>Lipowitz 81
>Izagirre 81


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.77146 del
GC /bet/

>Seixas 1.071
>Roglic 21
>Lipowitz 21
>Toro 34
>Skjelmose 51
>Izagirre 81
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 301


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.77147 del
>>77145
the next three stages will be Arambaru wins


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.77148 del
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Schadeprijs OFFICIAL /bet/

>Groenewagen 3
>Philipsen 3
>Merlier 4
>Meeus 7.5
>Moschetti 15
>Fretin 26
>Bittner 34
>Kogut 41
>ACKermann 41
>Analnikolikowski 51
>MAGAgnotti 51
>Bauhaus 67
>Jeanniere 67
>Poppel 81
>De Hairs 81
...
>Rajovic 101
>Crabbe 151
>Sentjens 201


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.77149 del
Friendly reminder that rappe jappe will be saving matches for the Haute de France classic


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.77150 del
more like slurpingprijs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.77151 del
>>77148
Axelshit just exactly copied this, including Kogut for some reason


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.77152 del
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>>77148
>ACKermann on Kogut level


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.77153 del
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We are sleeping on the Grand Tour of Vietnam
Stage 5 of HTV Cup already behind us with NGUYEN humbled at the line


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.77154 del
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>>77153
>110 runners at the start
>38 named NGUYEN


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.77155 del
>>77154
imagine if this was a velogame and kurwabert had to track all the NGUYENs


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.77156 del
>It was a grim sight during the second stage of the Tour of the Basque Country: Mikel Landa lying on the asphalt after a fall, showing no signs of getting up. It was not immediately clear what had happened, but we now know more. Landa was hit by the race doctor's car.

Easy money


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.77158 del
LANDA DNS

>>77155
Felt a shiver down my arms.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.77159 del
>>77158
I'm very sad for Landa, I think he could've won the Giro last spring if not for the fall in stage 1 that also killed my veloteam


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.77160 del
I read somewhere that Seixas has autism


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.77161 del
>>77160
He also drives trains and makes bad veloteams I read


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.77162 del
>>77160
>autismdoping
what else does he have?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.77163 del
>Vrouwen
that can't be a real word


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.77164 del
>>77163
it's just written a bit funny Frau


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.77165 del
>>77148
Bet 365 banned france from just LOOKING at the odds and so did many other.
Literally have to vpn or pray some autist on /cyc/ posts them now
Thanksfully i can count on you guys


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.77167 del
sponsored by bert365
that's why it's on the cyc team jersey


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.77168 del
I use Unibert because I've always used it and can't be arsed to make another account


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.77169 del
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31 Dylan Groenewegen
31 Jasper Philipsen
25 Jordi Meeus
17 Matteo Moschetti
15 Pavel Bittner
13 Tim Merlier
12 Steffen De Schuyteneer
9 Stanisław Aniołkowski
7 Milan Fretin
5 Oded Kogut
5 Tom Crabbe
4 Tim Torn Teutenberg
4 Timothy Dupont
2 Edward Theuns
2 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
2 Jelle Vermoote
2 Laurence Pithie
1 Simon Dehairs
1 Dušan Rajović
1 Emilien Jeannière
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Hugo Hofstetter
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Robin Froidevaux
1 Emīls Liepiņš
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Ben Oliver
1 Đorđe Đurić
1 Tim Marsman
1 Bert Van Lerberghe
1 Jens Verbrugghe
1 Pierre Thierry
1 Noah Vandenbranden
1 Niklas Larsen

>6==

4 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Matteo Moschetti Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer
>frfr on god
>>using pedals
>MVDF
>Quick Rundown


2 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer Stanisław Aniołkowski
>Lennergy Pharma
>6th Column


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.77170 del
>>77169
lol you're muslim now that's new


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.77171 del
Go on Healy attack you coward, save my dying veloteam


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.77172 del
>>77165
Wait there is another french on bertchan?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.77173 del
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>>77170
Dariush Bertani


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.77174 del
>>77172
There are false-positive flags but there are two Bérts indeed.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.77175 del
VEISTROFFER does something


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.77176 del
>>77174
crazy, always thought I was the only one


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.77177 del
>>77168
you can look at odds on bert365 without an account


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.77178 del
Who are the ones who picked Kogut, so that we can identify Axelgaard copiers


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.77179 del
>>77172
We are all french on these blessed days


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.77180 del
HEIL SEIXAS


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.77181 del
>>77176
I don’t post much.
We’re literally neck and neck in velodrama too.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.77182 del
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L'Etape Czech is organising a GROUP RIDE with 60 EUR entry fee


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.77183 del
>>77181
Not for long looking at my team in itazulia


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.77184 del
>>77164
it just crossed my mind that there's a Frau in fraud


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.77185 del
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>>77178


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.77186 del
>>77182
let me guess, you need less?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.77187 del
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>Merlier or Meeus


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.77188 del
5th big chute in 10km at the femmes


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.77189 del
>>77178
Kogut and Sharteneer were both 6.
Guess how many points the latter reeled in last time I picked him...


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.77190 del
The le Tour in 1924

>"You have no idea what the Tour de France is,' Henri (Pélissier) said. "It's a calvary. And what's more, the way to the cross only had 14 stations — we've got 15. We suffer on the road. But do you want to see how we keep going? Wait...' From his bag he takes a phial. "That, that's cocaine for our eyes and chloroform for our gums..."

>"Here," said Ville, tipping out the contents of his bag, "horse liniment to keep my knees warm. And pills? You want to see the pills?" They got out three boxes apiece.

>"In short," said Francis, "we run on dynamite.'

>Henri takes up the story. "You ever seen the baths at the finish? It's worth buying a ticket. You go in plastered with mud and you come out as white as a sheet. We're drained all the time by diarrhoea. Have a look at the water. We can't sleep at night. We're twitching as if we've got St Vitus's Dance. You see my shoelaces? They're leather, as hard as nails, but they're always breaking. So imagine what happens to our skin. And our toenails. I've lost six. They fall off a bit at a time all through the stage. They wouldn't treat mules the way we're treated. We're not weaklings, but my God, they treat us so brutally. And if I so much as stick a newspaper under my jersey at the start, they check to see it's still there at the finish. One day they'll start putting lumps of lead in our pocket because God made men too light."


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.77191 del
>>77190
Based


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.77192 del
>>77190
kek we went from that to cancelling races because of wind and rain


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.77193 del
>>77192
But we did keep the pharmacopoeia


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.77194 del
So we might actually get some rain for Roubaix


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.77195 del
>>77194
Nothing ever happens


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.77196 del
>>77178
I picked him before the optakt was published THOUGH


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.77197 del
>>77196
Prove it


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.77198 del
should all KOGUT pickers be forced to pay reparations or all honest velogoomblers? I think so!


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.77199 del
KOGUT moe like NOGUTS


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.77200 del
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ABANDON ISAAC DEL TORO


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.77201 del
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>>77200
excuse me? why?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.77202 del
>>77201
Out of shame probably


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.77203 del
>del Toro Isaac (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) abandoned the race.
its real
its so over


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.77204 del
>>77200
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE GOD DAMN FUCK


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.77205 del
>>77197
I already picked him for UAE Tour last year, so he's been on my veloradar for a while now


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.77206 del
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>>77201
>>77202
chute


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.77207 del
New footage of the Remco chute (there was no pothole)
https://xcancel.com/LucGrefte/status/2041865876169703724


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.77208 del
>>77207
what the hell it looks and sounds like he randomly locked up his frontwheel. Full squeeze of the front brake because of seethe induced brainfog?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.77209 del
Hilarious pictures of remco's chute on sporaz for catalunya


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.77210 del
DEL TORO not looking good tbh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.77211 del
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Grugbros?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.77213 del
>>77207
Disc brakes, not even once


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.77214 del
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>>77200


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.77215 del
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>>77207
ding ding ding


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.77216 del
>>77207
Spontaneous unprovoked chute comicale


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.77217 del
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Need Bertollo for a quick factcheck


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.77218 del
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>>77200
>>77206
Amazing.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77219 del
PARCHEGGIO JUAN AYUSO PESQUERA


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77220 del
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>beats 5 WT pros in the 2025 NC
>stops racing for no reason


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77221 del
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>Ayuso is struggling


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77222 del
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I thought Del Toro had "trained well in Mexico"?!?!

We all know what that means...


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.77223 del
>>77220
turns out he is a /turnleft/ kind of guy


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.77224 del
Moschetti fucked by mechanical


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.77225 del
pelotao not gonna win today huh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.77226 del
captain america must be mad that some fraudulent rider will win today


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.77227 del
Why didn't G2 simply pedal harder? They are still within 40 seconds and they are so many riders it should 100% have been possible for them to catch them.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.77228 del
>>77227
Because ummm..."I'm not pulling so someone else can win".
Just g2 stuff.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.77229 del
le Pays basque c'est a nous, les Pays-Bas aussi


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.77230 del
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another day, another French victory


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.77231 del
Wheelsucker beaten by another honorable and clean French rider. Truly the golden age of cycling.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.77232 del
Chuterie magnifique.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77233 del
is that his wife or mom?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77234 del
knowing macron, I assume that hag is his wife


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77235 del
Greenstreets bros... not like this


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77236 del
Greenways OUT


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77237 del
>>77233
why not both


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.77238 del
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don't know why seixass sprinted for 12th place, but why not


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.77239 del
MERLIER wins the chutefest


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.77240 del
merlel heads and shoulders above everyone damn


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.77241 del
Ok, Merler was fine.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.77242 del
looks like his knees are ok again


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.77243 del
Random top 10, Big Duszan, Żak, the other Dekker?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.77244 del
Textbook Merlier sprint there too


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.77245 del
meus looked slow as fuck kek


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.77246 del
Heh, Kogut was in the first third of the bunch going into the last 2 km yet somehow managed to teleport himself outside of the top 75


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.77247 del
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>>77246
still better than Groenewegen, heh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.77248 del
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>>77247
>he picked the jud


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.77249 del
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>>77248
And I dropped the real 6 pointer.
What do you think about that?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.77250 del
>>77169
I need some stats: Who picked Meeus instead of Merlier?
(mututally exclusive teams)


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.77251 del
>that schelde top 7
catastrophique


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.77252 del
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>>77249
Very good, very nice.
>>77250
Merlier had a bum knee and a deebly goncerning performance in his first race.
Bit of a size for ants but wanted to fit it somehow.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.77253 del
>>77252
hmm, safepicking...
anyway
not gonna listen to Axel "it appeared to me in a dream" Fraud again

only if it makes sense, ahh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.77254 del
You guys need to respect my boy jeanniere


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.77255 del
having a BIG sandvich today to charge up for me evening ride


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.77256 del
>>77254
he's been dogshit all season


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.77257 del
bad weather in roubaix on saturday, almost brothers


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.77258 del
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>>77257
Turns out pogi will have to try another year


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.77259 del
>>77258
colbrelli bros it's our day


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.77260 del
>>77207
is this a front disc lock up?
a squeeze would look more instant no?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.77261 del
>snow on friday morning
I don't believe it


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.77262 del
>>77257
>>77258
Nothing ever happens. It's going to be sunny with 20 degrees and you know it.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.77263 del
>>77259
If we had the same conditions this year, pogi and grug would be alone with 140 to go. Insane race that was


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.77264 del
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>>77263
my favorite webms


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.77265 del
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>>77264


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.77266 del
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>>77265


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.77267 del
PR
MSR
LBL
SB
power gap
LOM
RVV


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.77268 del
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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.77269 del
>>77264
Forgot how skelly he went for the rio olympics


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.77270 del
>>77267
absolutely nobody cares about LBL


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.77271 del
>>77264
>>77265
>>77266
>>77268
>gramps commutes to school 1968 colorized


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.77272 del
>>77270
POGI vs SEIXAS is going to be good


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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.77274 del
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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.77275 del
>>77274
do you have the degenkolb murder from that other edition?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.77276 del
>>77274
Top5 webm of all time


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.77278 del
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GC. >>77277


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>>77264
>>77265
>>77266
cobbled
>>77268
stoned


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.77280 del
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I have so many


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.77281 del
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>>77275


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.77282 del
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they would literally not ride in these circumstances these days


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.77283 del
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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.77284 del
crazy that Moscon almost won that


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.77285 del
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Great season 2021


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.77286 del
>>77285
ahh Z2 pogi now that was a rider


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.77287 del
I am cleaning up my /cyc/ folder and it is an inhumana task


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.77288 del
>>77287
Priorities, at least our bikes are well cleaned and maintained.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.77289 del
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>>77287
you find the weirdest shit in your cyc folder
related, some de lie webm


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.77290 del
>>77289
I am finding a lot of food and photos of mechanical issues for some reason


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.77291 del
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>>77289


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.77292 del
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>>77289


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.77293 del
>>77292
I'd jump in if I get to keep the bike
just take of your shoes


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>>77292
I can hear the music in my head


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.77295 del
>Does Philipsen see an explanation for his weaker sprint? "I've been dealing with a cold for a while that's been bothering me." It remains to be seen if that will still affect him on Sunday during Paris-Roubaix, one of his major goals of the spring

I guess I won't be going full alpecin this year on velodrama


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.77296 del
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There is an actual prostitute in my cycling club and she rides frequently and is actually not half bad. She also follows me and comments on my activities sometimes


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.77297 del
>>77296
Tell her to do niche onlyfans instead


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.77298 del
>>77296
tell your cycling club she makes you uncomfortable and ask her to leave


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.77299 del
2021 PR is what made me dedicate frankly excessive amounts of time to following ciclismo and eventually velogoombling. I think I've been chasing that high ever since.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.77300 del
>>77296
ask her if you can get a discount because you are cycilng buddies


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.77301 del
>>77300
me too


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.77302 del
>>77296
give her sattel the old sniff test


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.77303 del
HAUSSLER heinrich...now there was a runner


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.77304 del
>>77303
My favorite Australian runner


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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.77306 del
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1904: Henri CORNET wins Tour de France at age 19
2026: Paul SEIXAS...


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.77307 del
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>>77296
wasn't cycling bad for the clam or something


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puffy bearded clam's


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.77309 del
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>>77267


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.77310 del
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>tfw no big booba thot cyc gf


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.77311 del
>>77310
skill issue


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.77312 del
>>77307
This is disability tier.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.77313 del
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And just like that, it's sunny


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.77314 del
>>77310
Big nose


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.77315 del
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greg the deuce is also a njal fan it seems


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.77316 del
>>77313
I could,ve told you that 2 days ago. The good weather models didn't give shit.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.77317 del
>>77316
Which ones are good? Meteo france isn't so bad usually


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.77318 del
>>77315
probably cleaner than him


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.77319 del
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Yep, also clear on wxcharts.
It may be muddy though.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.77320 del
They're adding the Goolaerts sector back this year. I think they have a small monument for him


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.77321 del
>>77320
That's nice


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.77322 del
>>77307
you would think so since they sit right on it but then again the amount of femmes out there makes one wonder how bad could it possibly be.
Maybe current year saddles got rid of all problems ... somehow


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Can't think of many things better than a nice longer easy rape and a nice 90s dad thriller to watch alongside it.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.77324 del
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>>77323
Thriller setting? I mean like modern America? Post-war America? America and Sudaca or Europe?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.77325 del
>>77323
I can think of a few


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.77326 del
>>77323
I would prefer riding outside


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.77327 del
>Decathlon CMA CGM is launching a women's team next year, but that is not the only change the French team is implementing. Or rather, French team… Starting next season, Decathlon CMA CGM will ride under a Swiss license. Multiple sources have confirmed this to WielerFlits. Decathlon has several dozen stores in the Alpine country.

France... Has fallen


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.77328 del
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>several dozen
Can't we have normal noombers.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.77329 del
>>77327
>Decathlon has several dozen stores in the Alpine country.
first they were like, we offer the same prices like in France and Germany and profit thanks to the lower VAT in Switzerland. but these days they are much more expensive than when you buy across the border. there's Decathlon in Lörrach or Annemasse and can even get the German or French VAT back if you care.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.77330 del
Eddy Merckx is dying


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.77331 del
>>77324
It was The Peacemaker with George Clooney and Nicole Kidman, set in 90s Russia/Azerbaijan/Balkans/US. I have a soft spot for those 90s thrillers (can be espionage, courtroom drama, government conspiracy etc), quite good production values and great actors. Nowadays that kind of "adult thriller" is nonexistent, probably replaced by bad netflix shows. Here's a nice list of the films: https://letterboxd.com/max_read/list/the-90s-dad-thriller-core-canon/
>>77325
>>77326
Yes well it was under zero degrees outside in the morning and I have work to do in the afternoon when it's nice weather


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.77332 del
>>77330
good


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.77333 del
>>77327
>France... Has fallen
For a long time now


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.77334 del
>>77331
Ah, I wanted to guess, but for Peacemaker I would have to start going through wiki.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.77335 del
Pissma's self inflating tires banned


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.77336 del
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Wout bros, not like this


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.77337 del
>>77336
>>77335
fun fact: Gravaa never had more than 2 fulltime employees, all their other employees were basically on a part-time contract, recruited at a cycling club in Brabant, part of a sponsordeal
this caused them to not keep up with production (from the very little orders they had anyway), investors started doubting and they went boom

t. insider


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.77338 del
>>77331
>predictive programming, the list
falling down was nice tho, I can really empathize with michael douglas there


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.77339 del
>>77338
sir, we don't offer the breakfast menu after 11:00 on /bert/burger anymore.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.77340 del
>>77317
I don't know meteo france, but most mainstream sites and apps (especially the default smartphone apps) use general models combined with algorithms for predictions. This way they can use 1 service for "the whole world".

Specific regional modals are much more more accurate.

Harmonie is the best model for the benelux region (northern france included). The chuncks are the smallest you'll find for the region.

https://www.weerplaza.nl/weerkaarten/harmonie/


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.77341 del
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>>77339


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.77342 del
>>77339
>burger
very good


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.77343 del
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>>77339


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.77344 del
Wtf Buchmann DNS


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.77345 del
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>>77344
Uhh, I kinda feel bad for him.
Coofidis must be happy too.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.77346 del
A real spring weather
On the sun, hot and warm you're melting
In the shadows and cold wind it's so cold you regret not having gloves


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.77347 del
>>77346
That's also a swedish summer.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.77348 del
>>77337
What would the advantage even be for the average wheelrunner like us


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.77349 del
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Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.77350 del
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New hiking trousers arrived
Summer trips can't come soon enough


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.77351 del
>>77350
with tick proofing??


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.77352 del
>>77350
which ones you got? also looking for a new pair, might go with the fjällräven


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.77353 del
>>77351
The what now?
There are no ticks at altitude anyway (right?)


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.77354 del
>>77352
>might go with the fjällräven
Don't, great functionality, dogshit quality.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.77355 del
>>77353
>Many believe that altitude protects against ticks; however, they can thrive at elevations up to around 10, 000 feet.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.77356 del
>>77352
Colombia convertible (can make them into shorts). Super light, durable, already on my second pair.
I only destroyed my previous pair after 10 years when I was going down on a snow shovel and chuted.
Cost about 50 yurodollars


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.77357 del
>>77355
That is very unfortunate


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.77358 del
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>>77356
Had to buy a size more, not because of the weist, but because my thigh circumference has increased


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.77359 del
>>77336
>Wout bros, not like this
Actually, this means he might finally win. Adjusted.


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Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.77361 del
>>77358
Do you know of any hiking pants with a higher waist? Fjällräven has a dogshit cut with like 10cm front rise. I want technical pants that go up to my natural waist / navel and it's proven very hard to find.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.77362 del
>>77348
there isnt one, its just for graveltards or MTB paypigs and dentists (maybe)


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.77363 del
I haven't paypiged anything in a while. Still looking for the perfect summer bib, the new assos are dogshit


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.77364 del
>>77361
I really don't as I don't really have a typical clothing size. Most producers assume if you are tall you are also MORBIDLY obese so finding something that fits is always a struggle.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.77365 del
Inevitable abandon of the weakmind Rajtuzo happened.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.77366 del
Ayuso DNF, crashed


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.77367 del
>>77362
Even for gravel or MTB this makes no sens. It's literaly just for racing paris roubaix where you want 2bar on cobbles and 4 outside


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.77368 del
>>77364
Yeah I know the feeling, even if I am a manlet by your standards at 190cm. Just finding standard 34" length pants is a struggle these days.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.77369 del
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>>77366


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.77370 del
>>77366
Lidl can't catch a break this season


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.77371 del
>>77370
Mads skoring a P-R might be alright


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.77372 del
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Belgian press can't get enough of remKING


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.77373 del
if you don't run paris roubaix then multiple GTs must be on your race calendar or you are NOT a releveant ciclismer


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.77374 del
>>77358
The ultimate highschool nerd pants.
I havent seen those in the wild in a while


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.77375 del
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Belgian fans on their last resort to stop grgug


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.77376 del
>Decathlon CMA CGM met les points sur les i : l'équipe restera française. "C'est une période où beaucoup de gens parlent à notre place. Il y a beaucoup de rumeurs. L'année dernière, on disait de nous qu'on deviendrait une équipe belge ou qu'on déménagerait à Lille. On vous confirme qu'on restera une équipe française et que notre Centre de Performance restera à Chambéry", a assuré l'équipe qui court sous licence française depuis sa création en 1992.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.77377 del
>>77376
Good.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.77378 del
A big ol' break unable to cooperate and an 80 km McNulty solo is what we are in for in Euskal Herria today it seems


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.77379 del
>>77378
Aranburu win from the break


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.77380 del
Jimmy is really going to do it. +100km solo.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.77381 del
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Or maybe not.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.77382 del
mcnuggets with the low cadence workout


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.77383 del
my boy brandon on a day
he stronk


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.77384 del
Why are Bahrain pulling? God, these teams are all so brain dead


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.77385 del
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Oh nonono


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.77386 del
>>77383
>Big Balls Brandon

I like the sound of that, Bert


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.77387 del
>allah down


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.77388 del
chute allah


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.77389 del
Waiting for the ascension of Elorrichueta and if nothing happens in the lote principal, I'm going on a ride in protest


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.77390 del
seixas is getting cooked today


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.77391 del
Disappointing from McNultz


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.77392 del
Healy lachee?

Damn


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.77393 del
>>77392
That crash before the TT really fucked him


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.77394 del
LANDAEQUE


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.77395 del
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Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.77396 del
lipo going ham


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.77397 del
Lipowitz is so awesome. Too bad he has to ride with useless Roglic


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.77398 del
>>77397
and useless Remco


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.77399 del
Wait what, Alexander Kampf won something? Haven't seen this asshole in 5 years. His brother Mein must be proud


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.77400 del
Plane autism


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.77401 del
>>77391
just a cheeky test of the benen I'd imagine


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.77402 del
>>77399
Just in time for another Amstel top 10


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.77403 del
>>77399
almost exactly 3 years since his last win
same race, too


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.77404 del
>Luke Tuckwell

future adjustments made


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.77405 del
hate soler, me


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.77406 del
>>77405
any word on that doping scandal


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.77407 del
Alpecin without Grug and Jappe really are useless.
3 guys in the break and they missed every single move.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.77408 del
>>77407
Mars man in the regolith


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.77409 del
aranbarrow will win


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.77410 del
rogla awake


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.77411 del
I still believe in a Johannessen win. All he have to do is not stop before the finish line this time.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.77412 del
holy shit seixas


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.77413 del
it's over


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.77414 del
inhumana


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.77415 del
Aranbaru goes


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.77416 del
>didn't take my boy BAUDIN


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.77417 del
allez guillaume martin


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.77418 del
also I was on a tiny island (tiny) with almost zero infrastructure for a week but I am BACK


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.77419 del
man those roads, one killer rampa after another


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.77420 del
>>77418
England is not that bad


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.77421 del
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>>77418
>this flag
>tiny island with almost zero infrastructure


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.77422 del
slurper


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.77423 del
>>77418
kharg island?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.77424 del
>>77418
yes, we heard in the news about your rescue


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.77425 del
seixas taking unneeded risks


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.77426 del
>>77425
I'm never going to pick any favorites for Itzulia ever again, they all chute here.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.77427 del
Attacking in the descents should be banned, my heart is too old and fragile to watch it


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.77428 del
>>77427
I never heard of spectators getting collected just from watching cyclists going very fast downhill


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.77429 del
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>>77421
it's a bird sanctuary


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.77430 del
They better not start any G1 slurpage


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.77431 del
>seixas and 3 locals


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>>77418
>


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.77433 del
cam on irn bru


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.77434 del
group 1 bros?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.77435 del
>Alex ARAARA


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.77436 del
goodness me


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.77437 del
ion dropped seixas like a brick


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.77438 del
/aranburu/


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.77439 del
ARANBARU


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.77440 del
ARANBURU


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.77441 del
how do you pronounce Guillaume?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.77442 del
well cofidis really needed those uci points


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.77443 del
I know he won in the end but that was kind of retarded racing from Aranburu. He clearly had the better sprint why didn't he just take one turn on the front at the end instead of letting the chasers catch up?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.77444 del
now seixas won even more time


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.77445 del
so lets see how far behind rogla and lippo are


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.77446 del
>>77441
Wilhelm


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.77447 del
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I'm pretty sure that's not faxe kondi in the bottle


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.77448 del
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>this is fine


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.77449 del
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>>77448
firstcycling has it different


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.77450 del
>>77441
Squee-AM


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.77451 del
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>>77448
>>77449


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.77452 del
did lipo have to wait for roglic?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.77453 del
cofidis and uno x reaping points, picnic nowhere to be seen in the top 40


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.77454 del
>>77441
Impossible for foreigners


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.77455 del
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>Aranburu
>Izagirre
>Buchmann
Please explain me Cofidis, I'm too stupid for 4D chess.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.77456 del
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something really funny about this picture


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.77457 del
>>77454
Gijåm Martæng


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.77458 del
>>77452
The entire shanty town of Bora got dropped on the descent like a bunch of amateurs


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.77459 del
>>77456
>hmm, what should I do with my money?
>yes, solid wood staircase with glass railing!


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.77460 del
>Before the start of stage four, Ayuso gave an explanation for his off-day. “The second stage was super tough and I wasn't feeling that good,” he told Cycling Pro Net. “On top of that, I had pretty bad stomach problems yesterday. I think I rode harder to the bus after the finish yesterday than I rode during the stage itself, haha.”

that will be 40 velodollars


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.77461 del
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don't know why this test was posted on hackernews, but it says that I have German traits and I'm probably not like treinbert.
https://german.millermanschool.com/


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.77462 del
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>>77461
is this godhood?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.77463 del
>>77462
worst possible outcome for sure


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.77465 del
>>77462
I'm 42 and 40. Not sure how to feel about this.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.77466 del
>>77463
the text at the bottom described my life perfectly


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.77467 del
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>>77461
>>77464
>>77462
Hello fellow german!


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.77468 del
>>77467
<Wittgenstein would have gotten the same result.
haha
ehh
hmm


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.77469 del
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>Schopenhauer also fits here. So does Ramanujan, though he wasn't German. The category isn't German or autistic — it's people for whom the gap between how things are and how they ought to be is not an abstraction but a constant, low-grade irritation.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.77470 del
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I can confirm the test isn't half bad since I'm officially diagnosed with the Tism.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.77471 del
>>77461
that one question
<someone does something inefficient infront of you
it has no satisfying answer. For me it would be either
>chuckle to myself at the stupidity of the pleb
>have a mental meltdown because retards exists


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.77472 del
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>>77470
Ehh, nothing wrong with it.
You just like order and rules right?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.77473 del
>>77471
I learned to constrain myself, half of my team is diagnosed with Gen Z.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.77474 del
>>77471
that's say nothing and think about it


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.77475 del
>>77472
Fuck unfair rules. Praise the holy fair rules.

I also have the adhd. It's a fun combination. I flood myself with stimuli, then have to stay in bed for days to recover from the overload of stimuli.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.77476 del
>>77469
KEK I forgot about this, what a vile team


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.77477 del
>>77461
these tests are always funny because it's so easy to predict the outcome from the answers


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.77478 del
>>77475
I really learned to suck it up and calm down later.
That's what I like about ciclismo, silence of the nature for hours.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.77479 del
>>77478
I sucked it up for 25 years, then couldn't stay awake for more than an hour for 2 years. Now others can such up my weird behavior, not going through that again


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.77480 del
>>77479
Healthy egoism. If someone really needs something from you, he can adapt.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.77481 del
>You discover a better way to do something you've been doing wrong for ten years. You:
immediately kill yourself out of shame


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.77482 del
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Freezing wind, cold as fuck, FUCK
Other than that, while my longer efforts have increased in wattage over last two years, my sub 5 minutes effort stagnate. I am getting old.I also don't do them much.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.77483 del
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Also I am so happy about my new saddle back, such a good purchase


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.77484 del
>>77483
your saddle is back? what else do you have in bag for us?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.77485 del
I rode 50 miles just to see your pretty face . Then I got a flat and couldn't change to my spare because it didn't fit. All I wanted was your tit. Now I'm walking back in shame carrying my frame. Life ks suffering and now my tiz stream keeps buffering.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.77486 del
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>>77485
top kek


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.77487 del
>>77484
so this was a lie then?
>>77461


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.77488 del
>>77461
>what is the real problem in the world?
well... lets say my answer is not in the list BUT it would be a historically deeply german one


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77490 del
So grug really did 446 watts for 90 minutes


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77491 del
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>>77490
and he only won because they let him


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.77492 del
>>77490
you need 470 to beat pogacar


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.77493 del
I don't know how much he weights though


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.77494 del
I could beat Pog with 470mg.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.77495 del
I paypiged some q36.5 bibs, let's see how it goes


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.77496 del
>>77495
Don't they go for a tousand yuros?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.77497 del
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Paypiggers and consoomers, got my Bezos arm monitor which will send all my data to AWS and allow them to keep know when I fedpost because of the noombers going op.
Can't wait to get a few days of data in, really thinking about about that oirish pisswathr just to have a benchmark of what do the noombers look like when I am moderately shitfaced.

>>77486
I hope the lack of named frog files wasn't an issue in recognizing it is not me, the tit obsession would be a good clue it is not me as well.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.77498 del
>>77496
140 for the endurance version. Fair enough


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.77499 del
>>77498
Similar to my trusty Kalas then


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.77500 del
>>77499
kaja?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.77502 del
today it will be a burger


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.77503 del
i'd kill for a beerger


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.77504 del
Apparently the Camelbak bidons Visma is using kinda suck and leak. Which is unfortunate for them because I do love their Podium bottles, but I guess they had to come up with a disposable biden in a hurry and somehow flubbed it.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.77505 del
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Hmm. I would say I have very very mild Asperger's, although I guess to be a disorder it has to cause substantial limitations in work or personal life. I would say I am socially awkward and have difficulty with many social interactions, but otherwise have a fulfilling career for which the /cyc/ office pays me an obscene amount of money, some meaningful friendships, and a family.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.77506 del
>Mikel Landa, Ethan Hayter, Casper Pedersen, Maximilian Schachmann, Martin Svrček and Mauri Vansevenant will leave the quickstep at the end of the season.
heard it here first


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.77507 del
>>77506
are they too expensive or what? they have worse riders in their line-up.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.77508 del
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hmm..


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.77509 del
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>>77508
When I first laid eyes on Bertaczek's veloteam, I laughed. I'm laughing no longer.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.77511 del
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Bertacek sleeping on SUMPIK winning a BIG race in the Ardennes


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.77512 del
He's posting with HR/Watts
262 watts avg at 63 kg, but 171 hr average, kek


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.77513 del
>>77512
171 is tempo for some of us, freak


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.77514 del
>>77512
>>77513
171 is a definitively tempo HR


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.77515 del
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Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.77516 del
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Testing homemade gel in a cup for today's rape, 250g sugar dissolved in a cup


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.77517 del
Common george, I want my dose of goomblong


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.77518 del
>>77512
171 is just into threshold for me


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.77519 del
>>77512
Don't listen to them, 170 is VO2max level for people with human sized heart


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.77520 del
250 Uci points for oceania champ. Why didn't DSM send the dinhammer


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.77521 del
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>>77516
do sports they said, it will be healthy they said
>consuming a quarter kilo of pure sugar


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.77522 del
>>77521
Yeah fuck your teeth and stomac lmao. Sport is only healthy as long as it's in moderation, just like everything in life. If you need to stuff 250g of sugar you're obsessing which is ridiculous unless you're pro. Eat a banana and drink a cup of chocolate milk like normal people.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.77523 del
Das rite!


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.77524 del
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>>77521
>>77522
I want to see you do regular 11000kJ+ weeks with a banana and a cup of chocolate milk, lol.
Anyway, sugar was good, workout went well. Probably could have pushed 5W on all intervals but I didn't want to blow up too early. Now off to eat 300g rice and chickpea veg wok.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.77525 del
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>>77516
Cook it up and sugar your legs with it!


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.77526 del
>21 degree morning commute
There is no better feeling in this world. 30 degree+ ride coming on the way back too


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.77527 del
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>>77525


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.77528 del
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>>77527
this is not aero.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.77529 del
>>77522
Based 110kg tank saying it like it is


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.77530 del
>>77526
well in Vienna it just started to snow again now. back to the raper I guess


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.77531 del
>>77524
Protein bars is all you really need, trust me


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.77532 del
>>77529
Please pay attention to quirk chungus fedbert and his disdain for anything that is true, organic and incorruptible.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.77533 del
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Do you believe in it?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.77534 del
>>77531
Heh, I actually did have a protein bar yesterday for a snack. 200kcal, I'd need about 26 of them for today


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.77535 del
>>77533
I don't think he'll do it


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.77537 del
>>77533
Yes, grug is due a crevaison


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.77538 del
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>>77533


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.77539 del
Why is it snowing outside


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.77540 del
>>77537
No u


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.77541 del
>>77516
Do Amerigans really drink dish washer water


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.77542 del
>>77541
That tepid dishwater is actually Finnish


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.77543 del
>>77539
>2°C in Praha
heh


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.77544 del
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Ślężański Mnich - Bruki & Szutry fever


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.77545 del
>>77539
equalizer because you had good weather when I suffered too many times


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.77547 del
gonna harvest enough eggs to make a salad today


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.77548 del
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Bad weather? Never heard of her (although it is still minus degrees at 7AM when I would prefer to ride, heh)


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.77550 del
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looking good here as well, BIG volume week it is


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.77551 del
>>77544
Of coursh. This akshually became quite a fun race, and it has yt coverage.
Can Pogicaca end his satanic reign without it in his palmares?
Don't think so.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.77552 del
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Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.77553 del
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Don't even need 100 pts


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.77554 del
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>>77553
Bam, final team after only one adjustment. You guys can copy


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.77555 del
I've seen enough.
Squiliame Martin wins the GC.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.77556 del
finally getting some velopoints from veirhuffer


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.77557 del
>>77555
quickly, make it a WT race!


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.77558 del
>dropped by some lotto shiter


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.77559 del
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Some old geezer just dropped dead at my work half an hour ago.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.77560 del
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>>77557
it already is


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.77561 del
>>77558
Glimpse of our future


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.77562 del
boxing news: Keine Watts suspended from racing for 25 days plus the obligatory payment of 200 Swiss Francs to the UCI.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.77563 del
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>>77560
Wait that was supposed to be a reply to Rusbert's post


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.77564 del
ATTAQUE DE LIPO


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.77565 del
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>>77564
but how does that help ROGLIC?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.77566 del
basque is always the best race of the year


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.77567 del
>>77559
he didn't even live to see his 30€ bottle of retirement champagne
F


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.77568 del
>>77566
>basque is always the best
indeed, nuff said


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.77569 del
Aranburu is INSANE


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.77570 del
RAMPAS


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.77571 del
race is exploding


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.77572 del
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how do we deal with the shameless french dopage


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.77573 del
>>77572
Just enjoy it. Liege will be the hardest monument of the year for pogi


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.77574 del
>>77572
I will personally deal with it by squeaking incessantly


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.77575 del
ROGLIC is back
SKEJLMOSE appears to be AWOL


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.77576 del
I thought the aranburu was a psyop. I regret not listening to my fellow berts.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.77577 del
Aranburu should drink Irnbru rather than fanta to refuel at the finnish


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.77578 del
benjamin healy is alive


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.77579 del
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only in the basque country


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.77580 del
skjelmose suffering cam


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.77581 del
How much will I regret picking Walscheid for PR?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.77582 del
average bmw driver


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.77583 del
Beloki almost cagied by seething lidl


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.77584 del
trek car trying to kill beloki


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.77585 del
shouldn't have shopped at aldi, punk


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.77586 del
I hate Jens Voigt


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.77587 del
>>77581
I think he's only allowed to do what he wants when mads isn't around


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.77588 del
>>77587
this he's relegated to leadout for mads and milan or something and even when they are not here he does not perform, do not pick


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.77589 del
man decathlon btfo'd the competition in loire


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.77590 del
>>77586
he badmouthed wout, mads and remco during RVV, that gained him some respect from me for once.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.77591 del
seixas is hungry


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.77592 del
soler is thirsty


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.77593 del
Roglic is sleepy


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.77594 del
>>77592
soler yearning for his dad's final bidon


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.77595 del
primoz is roglic


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.77596 del
>>77594
threadly reminder that soler's connection to the dopage doctor was never proven and there will be no repercussions. Nor should there be, after all there was no wrongdoing


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.77597 del
>>77596
>aimlessly rides around between police checkpoints in your path


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.77598 del
>>77596
I mean if you're going to dope you'd think he could do a bit better than this.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.77599 del
today will be another win for clean cycling


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.77600 del
>>77597
ridiculous
SEIXAS would never


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.77601 del
I like Seixas, he's not a wait till the final of the climb kind of guy. HE e immediately goes like pogi and just smothers the rest.
The power of a massive FTP


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.77602 del
>>77601
Tactics are for watlets


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.77603 del
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After the complete kolaps of my team (second time in a row) by all the unpredictable chutes, illnesses and such (second time in a row) I am not even watching.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.77604 del
>>77603
come on, my team is just as bad as yours
let's enjoy the race


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.77605 del
Every time I have to listen to Kirby I wanna rip my ears off. Zero knowledge about cycling and he just blabbers constantly


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.77606 del
>>77603
sir, this is history in the making, the French curse is finally getting broken.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.77607 del
>>77603
this is great shit, enjoy it


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.77608 del
>>77603
My team is also gone and dead but I am 2nd somehow (behind Bertacek of all places)


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.77609 del
>>77603
yea idk genuinely kino race right now, not watching is not acceptable


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.77610 del
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>


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.77611 del
primoz moisturized, happy in his lane


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.77612 del
>>77603
well, at least we all picked Seixas (except that one guy)


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77613 del
Where did Romo teleport from


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77614 del
Romo out of nowhere


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77615 del
ROMO of all places


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77616 del
romo pas normal


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77617 del
Javier Homo clearly with ebike, how is this allowed


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77618 del
ROMO dropping ROGLIC


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.77619 del
he just blows past roglic wtf


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.77620 del
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Ok, ok, I will watch your """sport""" I was watching just yesterday, don't (You)dunk me so hard.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.77621 del
>>77619
seated new gen climbers vs out the saddle boomer
many such cases


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.77622 del
Based vascos


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77623 del
LOL


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77624 del
An /elite/ performance from Romo, I'd dare to say


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77625 del
Romo ebike had a malfunction


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77626 del
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Huuuuu


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77627 del
Seixas bros did we get too confident?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77628 del
HOLY TAPENTADOL


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77629 del
This sport is fucking CRAZY sometimes


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77630 del
seixas painfacing more than lipo. Romo ASSASSINATED, what the hell


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.77631 del
the crowd did the needful


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.77632 del
toch of wheels


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.77633 del
chute comicale


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.77634 del
Romo refused to follow the script so they had to deal with him


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.77635 del
he hit lipowitz wheel, kwak


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.77636 del
touch my wheel bert


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.77637 del
Cyclist are so dumb lmao


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.77638 del
clearly the pace was too slow for doped donkey romo


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.77639 del
does lipo still descend on the hoods


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.77640 del
>>77639
yeah I don't get it and seixas as well


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.77641 del
Remember when WADA chums wanted to test Romo while he was in the hospital with broken ribs.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.77642 del
>>77640
romo does what I would do


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.77643 del
Surprised ROGLIC hasn't been caught by the likes of IZAGIRRE or BALBOA


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.77644 del
>>77639
makes me antsy every time


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.77645 del
Tejada was literally in Dr Maynar's files. By name. How did he do it


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.77646 del
>>77644
same


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.77647 del
final biden for izagirre, here we go


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.77648 del
>>77642
Romo descended way better than those 2, gap is only growing now that the descent is over


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.77649 del
Lipo should just sit in here if he's smart


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.77650 del
Knuckleheads Bora tactics, of course LIPOWITZ should never pull


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.77651 del
Bora tactics for the Tour will be fun


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.77652 del
>>77650
grug disagrees, BIG riders should cooperate, to wheelsuck is weakness


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.77653 del
lipo should pull but only to humiliate roglic


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.77654 del
>>77651
only if Memco doesn't lose minutes on the first mountain


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.77655 del
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>>77652
Kino kino from Shimano.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.77656 del
>>77654
He will get humiliated by Seixas so much it's not even funny. And by not funny I mean funny


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Bora riding in front...bora riding behind.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.77658 del
lmao, pulling in both groups.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.77659 del
>>77654
memco should just give up minutes immediately
they're not beating pogi or vingo anyway might as well reap stages and get lipo to the podium


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.77660 del
WHY is Lipo riding


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.77661 del
>>77657
Lipowitz breaking the number 1 rule here on the Butterfly Effect. Never abandon your team captain!


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.77662 del
SEIXAS seething


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.77663 del
>>77655
100% grug wouldn't ride if Rappe was in G2


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.77664 del
>>77656
What did he mean by this.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.77665 del
>>77663
Shan't be entertaining this slander of the Golden God. (he wouldn't)


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.77666 del
>>77663
he'd ride a 80% like gent wevelgem
maybe 70 if wout is in his wheel


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.77667 del
>>77664
Seixas wins le Tour


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.77668 del
Love Lipo, but he definitely does not seem like the brightest rider out there. Part of the charm, tbh


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.77669 del
gotta say this is a shockingly natty performance by seixas. How can you be the next pog if people are able to hold your wheel
should go teide 2-3 years 2bh


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.77670 del
>>77667
You don't think Tadej would have dropped Lipo by now?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.77671 del
Nice going there Johannesshit. I don't need your points or anything


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.77672 del
>>77670
He is just showing decency


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.77673 del
Johannessen is a dreadful descender


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.77674 del
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seixas may be the worst descender I've seen in a while but at least he's not crashing yet


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.77675 del
>>77674
how so?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.77676 del
G2 slurpage. Where in the fuck is Johannessen goddamnit


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.77677 del
Of course all the movistar dope went to Romo and not Juanpe today.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.77678 del
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>Group Skjelmose


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.77679 del
>>77677
>a juanpe believer


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.77680 del
>>77675
all of his lines through the corners are terrible to the point that lipowitz who took better lines had to brake slightly on multiple occasions.
It was a bit better on the first descent but I noticed it there as well, very inefficient riding and even dangerous if the road was wet, dirty or bad. You can crash very easily because you have to lean more inside to take corners wide like, tires lose contact with the ground easily that way


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.77681 del
>>77676
Back on now


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.77682 del
Pog would never let Lipo disrespect him like this....


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.77683 del
Great tactics here


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.77684 del
lipo really fucked that up, he feared seixas' sprint so much but seixas was dead


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.77685 del
Ehh Lipo really is a punchlet


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.77686 del
KWAB


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.77687 del
>>77681
Now better sprint for my puntos


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.77688 del
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ROGLIC gonna finish last of the gruppo, right


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.77689 del
Supreme retardation by Bora today


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.77690 del
romo would've won that


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.77691 del
FUCK


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.77692 del
>>77688
Oui


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.77693 del
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Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.77694 del
>>77689
can't wait for the tdf ffa session


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.77695 del
>>77693
broccoli domination


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.77696 del
>>77693
bussin fr


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.77697 del
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>>77693
all yte peepo look same


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.77698 del
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>>77693
Dophatlon.
I will hear no more Bahrain slander when this shit is allowed.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.77699 del
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>>77693
Time to learn french.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.77700 del
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>>77693
We bussin, we aint playin dawg.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.77701 del
Great ride by Ibon Ruiz, tbh


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.77702 del
>>77603
KWAB
the fragile, melted mind of a goombler is truly a sight to behold


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.77703 del
>>77702
Show flag, blueskybert.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.77704 del
Romo says he got bamped by a spectator.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.77705 del
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>>77700
>same but different


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.77706 del
>>77704
we saw what happened


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.77707 del
Seixas 33s slower than 2023 Fish over Izua

IT'S OVER


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.77708 del
>>77707
he did look kinda weak today


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.77709 del
>>77708
What if he cracks tomorrow and the curse lives on...


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.77710 del
>>77709
meh outside of lipo the competition is also not on form and his team is strong enough to counter meme tactics


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.77711 del
>this interview
I think it's a week 3 reality check angle at the Tour this year


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.77712 del
lol where the fuck did skjelmose and toilet end up
they're not even in gruppo GRAAT


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.77713 del
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Biggest GC gap on the 3rd spot since 1984


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.77714 del
>>77713
and against a 5x GT winner


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.77715 del
>>77713
Weirdly specific stat


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.77716 del
>>77709
he would have to crack pretty hard
also tomorrow's stage is easier than today's (3000m vs 4000m of climbing, 135km vs 176km)


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.77717 del
>>77716
He said he was dizzy today. It's over


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.77718 del
>>77703
cry more at your imaginary enemies you fat pussy


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.77719 del
roubaix will be like 75% tailwind and quite a strong one at that


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.77720 del
Eh Decathlon has a strong enough team to let a big break go and just control. Unless Sexas chutes the curse is broken.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.77721 del
>>77717
he's strong but he's still only 19 and some endurance capacity takes time to develop


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.77722 del
>>77715
won by a superdopeur too


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.77723 del
>>77717
they shouldn't send him to the tour yet, week 3 will be devastating


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.77724 del
>>77712
Soler and friends nowhere to be seen either. Something seems off


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.77725 del
>>77717
And yet he won the stage and dropped everybody other than Lipo.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.77726 del
>>77718
Haven't seen this gimmick for a while now, the performative sneer at goomblers either while it was such a staple, you have retired it too early.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.77727 del
>>77723
Yeah, it is pretty clear this will be way too fast.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.77728 del
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calm down brothers


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.77729 del
quints for de lie winning paris roubaix


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.77730 del
>>77729
I will ride the entire RVV course if De Lie wins roubaix


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.77731 del
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got his dad's nose and his mother's face


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.77732 del
>skjelmoses lost 18 minutes


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.77733 del
>>77732
he's such an inconistent rider


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.77734 del
Alaphilippe 2nd to last. Still a contract for next year too lol


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.77735 del
>>77734
he's in this race? what?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.77736 del
>>77734
he crashed like twice already


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.77738 del
Mollema DNF


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.77739 del
>>77738
why did they give this guy a 10 year contract again


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.77740 del
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I missed everything I was commuting. Is he already washed?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.77741 del
>At Décathlon - CMA CGM, they are doing everything they can to keep Seixas with them for longer. They have already poached Pavel Sivakov from Team UAE to strengthen the climbing team and are still eyeing a similar profile. There is also no shortage of money at the French team.

>According to our information, however, Décathlon CMA CGM has to fear competition from Team UAE, Ineos-Grenadiers, and Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe. The Seixas dossier is at the top of the priority list for the latter team and has relegated potential incoming dossiers of Arnaud De Lie and Christophe Laporte to the background.

>At Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe, Primoz Roglic's contract is ending soon, so there is also room.
The foreign suitors also have a tax advantage. Because they work with self-employed contracts, they can circumvent a contribution to the French social security system that amounts to no less than 42 percent of the gross salary.

is this why they're changing to a swiss license?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.77742 del
>>77741
they're not changing. And yes, he's going to leave. No reason why he should give 2 million per year because boomers decided to retire at 55


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.77744 del
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>>77743
sorry bert, let me cruise through this red light at 40km/h for a moment


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.77745 del
>>77740
You guys have no idea how much I miss hot weather cycling


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.77746 del
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made my team for only 98 velodollars even


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.77747 del
>>77746
Based huens picker


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.77748 del
Del grosso doing roubaix after all. Groves really did miss his third classic season in a row


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.77749 del
>>77747
yes huens brother, I had turdling first but seems like he's in the mud


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.77750 del
>>77742
Based boomers, I will do the same.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.77751 del
>>77750
bankrupt your country and fuck your children over is not really what I would call based


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.77752 del
>>77741
I really hope he stays at Decathlon. Bora and Ineos would be acceptable but not as soulful


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.77753 del
>>77751
Blame corrupt politicians and out of control capitalism. They'd have ruined it no matter what.
Besides, looking around me, millenials can't complain. 40k cars, 3 vacations a year, restaurants, 15 hobby's for them and their kids, useless gadgets and gizmo's. OVER EXPENSIVE BIKES.
Doesn't seem like times are that bad. Seems more like spoiled babies with wrong priorities.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.77754 del
Just watched the finale. Why are people so mad at Lipo not waiting for Roglic? Do they really believe that Roglic would be able to meaningfully attack Seixas? He waited a few times yesterday as well as today and literally nothing happened.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.77755 del
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>>77754
I mean if Roglic had the legs, he would've followed.

Agree, Seixas looked a bit tired in the climbing today. He's not at Pogi level yet, but one day, I believe....


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.77756 del
>>77753
It's too easy blaming politician and not people actually voting. France is the country where people spend the most time in retirement, and where retired people have the best quality of life compared to workers. All of this has a price and it's debt and sacrificed education.

>3 vacations a year, restaurants, 15 hobby's for them and their kids, useless gadgets and gizmo's. OVER EXPENSIVE BIKES.
>Doesn't seem like times are that bad. Seems more like spoiled babies with wrong priorities.
Great, now compare housing prices.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.77757 del
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yo dawg we put tubes in your tubeless setup so you don't die


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.77758 del
>>77757
Kek


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.77759 del
>>77757
Ho yeah it's the tubeless+tube setup lmao


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.77760 del
>>77759
the idea is kinda interesting but I would have to see some first hand experience to judge


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.77761 del
>>77760
iirc it's just there to prevent the tyre from going out when you puncture. Maybe roubaix it makes sens if you really want some very low pressure but in general might as well just put tubes


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.77762 del
>>77761
yeah it made more sense on their website for MTB and downhill


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.77763 del
>>77753
Same here, people my age, if they didn't completely fail to launch - i.e. still sit on the old hood and drink cheap beer, have it alright, even if they're not well off it feels like they can be quite near a lifestyle that only the dentists and directors could afford when I was a kid.
Now the boomers are also present but slightly different since we've had zero chance of developing boomer middle class during the commie years. Our boomers are just Gen Xrs, but they are just as vain and want to pass nothing down the line because they (yes, all of them obviously) fought communism.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.77764 del
>>77757
DOUBLE VALVING THIS TUBELESS SETUP
WITH NO SURVIVORS *chutes brutale*


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.77765 del
>>77761
what happened to tyre inserts? weren't they supposed to be the solution for this problem?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.77766 del
>>77757
I have not a single idea what I'm looking at. is this some sort of tireception or tubed lubeless or tubeless tube?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.77767 del
>>77756
>voting
Fucking kek. You also believe in fairytales?
> Great, now compare housing prices.
They're alright if you're open to living somewhere that not everyone else wants to live. After all the comfort of homes is als a huge difference compared to back then.
You can probably find an affordable place anywhere if you don't mind lacking a bathroom and central heating, like how boomers started.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.77768 del
>>77756
I don't think having a bit bloated social security in whatever form is to blame. There is so much surplus being worked out that it should easily cover all of that.
Now don't make all of the surplus get vaporized in all types of schemes, patronage networks and regular corruption. Then it will all add up, you could still cut the retirement slightly.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.77769 del
>>77766
tube on the inside to keep the bead on the rim and then you put they milky on the outside at lower pressure
basically a solution to a problem the tire manufactures created for no reason


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.77770 del
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>>77754
without knowing it I'm pretty sure lipowitz had green light from his team to go to the finish anyways because he was on the radio quite a few times
also
>>77765
tire inserts don't do anything, the tire goes off the rim either way when you flat. Plenty of pics out there where the pool noodle flies off the rim with the tire hell I even found a webm


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.77771 del
>>77765
the snake does absolutely jack shit


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.77772 del
>>77767
Sure I can buy a house in the middle of Massif centrale. But the fact is someone with my job 20 years ago could buy a house in the middle of montpellier, I can buy a 50m2 apartment.
>>77768
Social expenses are like 35% of french GDP, you guys have no idea how good french pensioners are living.

>>77765
snake oil


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.77773 del
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it's over, axelgaard is off the seixas train


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.77774 del
>>77773
it's already over


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.77775 del
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>>77773
>French cycling fans right now


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.77776 del
back to huffing copium that PELLIZARI will podium this edizione of the il giro


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.77777 del
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if you don't believe in Seixas winning the Tour 2027, then you don't believe in anything.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.77778 del
>>77777
holy quints of trvth


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.77779 del
>>77770
He definitely had the green light.
But he could have sat on anyway once it was clear g2 isn't coming back.
You can afford to be a honorable and shit when you are the strongest rider in the race but everyone else needs to go to the Valverde school of winning .


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.77780 del
if vismoids were serious about innovating they'd use those tyres that never flat cos they don't have air


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.77781 del
>>77772
Social expenses usually eat a lot of the budget. And they should, this is the famous social contract we signed up for sprinkled with noblesse oblige.
I don't know the details but France is rather well known for the bloated socials and permanent greve of one or the other group in Paris.
But this is what the we the pleb signed up for, we give away at least half of what we earn in multitude of taxes, almost for breathing at this point, but we are taken care of.
We're not. Stop stealing managerial elite or the guillotines will get wet again, as they should.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.77782 del
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>>77777
>>77777
>>77777


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.77783 del
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>>77777


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>>77781
>>77772
Did you know food used to be pretty much half of a paycheck? Now food is dirt cheap because of mass production.
It's never all black and white.

The true problem nobody talks about is emancipation.
When there was 1 dude working for a woman and 8 kids, the prices reflected that. Then they start pushing women into the workfield which results in higher household incomes - and resulting in higher pricing for products as a logical result.
It's simple economy.
It's not boomers that ruined it, it's gen X and partially Y that did. If we'd be stubborn and all live on 1 wage with 5 kids again, prices would have to reflect that or nobody would be able to buy shit.
I'm sorry to blackpill you, but that's the real truth.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.77786 del
>>77785
fuck

brb, reading


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.77787 del
>>77785
Retards gonna retard, so just continue doing the good work, my dear Bert. Hope you feel all good asap.

Still, I have to wonder, what's the /bet/ for the next Bert to be on the news?


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.77788 del
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>>77785
>I have told the story many times today and I think it helps
yep

Slightly related, picrel happened in my area.
(driver got injured)
Football fucktards are the worst.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.77789 del
>>77785
good job Bert, take it easy now


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.77790 del
Surely, we must be one of the generals with the highest rate of posters on the news relative to size


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.77791 del
>>77790
I've been on the news several times, but my greatest achievement is my NY Post articles.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.77792 del
>>77785
That sort of thing will definitely affect you for a while, totally normal. I think part of the distress is feeling a new, unexpected, and somewhat overwhelming emotion and awareness of mortality and consequence that is difficult to define....


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.77793 del
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>>77785
>met metro
i thought you rode a train, not subway
jokes aside, shit that's rough, my bert


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.77794 del
>>77791
I was on the telly on the second stage of the Tour in 2022. You could hear me yell too


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.77795 del
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Yes well I think I will be fine. I watched Itzulia today with the Berts and I felt like normal worrying about the Velogames and stuff. On Monday I have an appointment with the company doctor and when he gives the okay I expect to drive my træen again on Tuesday. I was of course already free on Paris-Roubaix day, no one is taking that shit from me whatever happens


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.77796 del
>>77793
Yes, well. Our metro service is basically like a train because we have a lot of infrasctructure that used to belong to NS! My favorite parts are the above grounds stuff and I usually have the The Hague line


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.77797 del
>>77795
So you have to go through mandatory psychic eval like cops who shoot blacks in the US do? At least they do that in /tv/ shows


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.77798 del
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>>77797
Yeah I think so. This was also a diverse individual of course


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.77799 del
Oh and thank you for the sympathy, I will give well deserved (You)'s now >>77787
>>77788
>>77789
>>77792
>>77793

I know I am usually being le funny and stuff but I do appreciate it


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.77800 del
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>>77777


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.77801 del
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Johan is probably right.


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.77802 del
>>77801
I don't know. He's been a clear step behind Pogi every race this year. I think it's either Pogi or a rando


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.77803 del
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>>77785
pwoah
I once had a mouse cross the road infront of my bike, no way I could've braked for that guy either but I managed to hop. Can't do that with a train. Imagine if you could though, that would be funny heh. Whoop whoop there goes the bert train, bouncy bouncy hehehe.

.
..
.

..Anyways


Bert 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.77804 del
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>Can't have a team with Pog, Grug and Ganna

This is unfortunate.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.77805 del
>>77804
Ganna has never done anything in P-R


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.77806 del
>>77803
I am glad the squeaker was safe


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.77807 del
>>77805
Yes well we just need Wout to be in the lead or something.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.77808 del
>>77785
what the FUCK


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.77810 del
>>77781
>>77784
This sounds good until you start looking at the number. State budget has never been as high as it is now, debt has never been as high since the war. Before people could afford taking care of their wife with their salary because there were so few retired people. Now every working people need to cover for 1 pensionner (with a better quality of life)


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.77811 del
>>77785
Rough thing bert. Your company probably has medical follow up after those events, maybe talking to some professional would help?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.77812 del
>>77785
Grim, glad you're okay.
It is kinda inevitable isn't it. There was a radio show about it jere a few years ago with trein masters who had like 5+ collisions with not good endings.
>See closed barriers, let me just scoot right over
Selfish assholes, I live next to a crossing and see it a lot


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.77813 del
>>77785
Feel at ease because you have went through the motions as you should.
Hope the cope (actual necessary cope) will go fine and will be brief.
He is an asshole who was asking for something to happen anyways, probably not only by going under barriers to catch metro regularly, the world could use one less man and he is lucky it was you driving the trein not some zoned out retard.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.77814 del
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>>77798
Too bad you have to do something so it shows up in telemetry and shit.
I would pull the wrong lever by accident (my humane instincts would kick in probably but I would think about it right after realizing what is going on).


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.77815 del
Also, not picking pogikanker.
After my recent luck I guess it means grug gets his due mechanical or chute comicale, satan wins.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.77816 del
>>77815
thanks for the free win


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.77817 del
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YOu could probably get away with the winning team from flanders


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.77818 del
>>77785
>Not paying attention is life-threatening for yourself and your velogames - Spokesperson BERT
good for you, that you did pay attention


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.77819 del
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Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.77820 del
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>>77819
Nice.

20 stars for me.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.77821 del
>>77819
kek


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.77822 del
>>77803
I once split a crow in half with my cranks. it was just sitting there and suddenly started flying directly into my drivetrain, half-chopped the head off of the poor bird. I still apolozie for that murder to crows I pass on me rides..


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.77823 del
Hmm maybe I should delete it all. I know this is a very obscure part of the internet but still it is there for eternity and me calling the guy an asshole and stuff is probably not going to look great for my employer. But I don't know how, I never use a password or anything. Calling on Swissbert for help


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.77824 del
>>77823
well if you wish so. I could delete the post or just remove the links.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.77825 del
>>77824
Yeah delete the post please. I think almost all Bertfriends have read it already and my need to share it has been fulfilled


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.77826 del
>>77823
But the guy is an asshole. Go see a doctor and sue him for psychological damage


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.77827 del
>>77810
Pre ww2 there was no such thing as pensions. People took in their parents. Homes were multigenerational. Now everyone is working so there's nobody to take care of the parents. So they need money to pay for care. Then for old man homes. And we need more people working to pay for that jut also to fill those care jobs.
Do you see what's going on?

Instead of your wife taking care of her parents, your wife needs to work and go take care of someone else's parents so she can pay someone to clean her house and take care of her own parents. 0 jobs versus 2-3 jobs. Capitalists love it.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.77828 del
>>77826
Yeah but it is better not to say it in "public". If you can call this place that, but it is still visible for everyone in the world. Thank you Swissbert! Anyway: ciclismo or something


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.77829 del
>>77827
Yes and now they stop working much earlier and live in a huge house with their huge pension while their sons live in a tiny apartment far from where they work. Capitalism has its own problem but it doesn't explain everything, and clearly it doesn't explain why the old population has been getting richer at the expense of young generations for the past 30 years.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.77830 del
>>77819
I know huens is the 6 pointer everyone will pick, but I dont see why he would be favorited this high. What has he got to orove to support this?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.77831 del
>>77830
It's a shop bert


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.77832 del
In general the site is Google searchable. This relative anonymity protects you as long as you don't share details that can be used to id you.
There are people who archive the site not sure if partially (specific boards) or in full. It's not a great effort to be honest.
I understand the need for share with the fellow regulars whom you start considering as friends (and they are in some ways) but Tpaste is right this is a public place anyone can look at it.
Don't have to be paranoid but have to find the line to walk.
Hidden boards can be created those aren't searchable but moderation actions can give them away, and besides one might be able to find them by chance. So it's not like a walled garden tied to registration.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.77833 del
>>77829
And then they die and pass on the big house or wealth to their few kids where as in the past there was 10 kids but nothing to pass on. Different dynamics.
The rich get exponentially richer, that's where you should cry about instead. A ceo used to have 10x a workers wage in the 60s, now its 100x.
Also nobody forces you to live in an appartment and work far away from home. Learn a skill job rather than a bullshit job, move to a countryside village and enjoy your big house and close to home jobs.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.77834 del
>>77831
I have no pepe's on my phone but you can imaginate one yourself for this reply.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.77835 del
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Germans are squeakend that Hincapie did get an invite for P-R


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.77836 del
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Lmao gouvenou absolutely destroying the YouTube retard. No wonder they didn't give them invite.
https://x.com/laflammerouge16/status/2042893117876052245


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.77837 del
>>77836
>Because a few years ago we had a buffoon who wanted to ride Paris–Roubaix just for social media
heh


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.77838 del
fink I'll go score an early morning eggs just to shake things up


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.77839 del
>>77836
did they really keep cars behind tietememe? I thought they just abandoned him


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.77840 del
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fucking insane people in this country


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.77841 del
>>77840
I assume these 8635 people are in a mental institution? What I do not understand is why they have internet there


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.77842 del
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>>77841
what about these 66 lads?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.77843 del
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>>77840
MEDS


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.77844 del
>>77842
No toon aerts in the list ?
I mean he's not gonna win but seems like an actual candidate for a top 15


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.77845 del
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>>77842
MADS...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.77846 del
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>>77835
I wasn't, but now I am!


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.77847 del
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>>77835
his team does the needful by sending big lads in the break
I had my doubts but they at least fill some niche, unlike teams like DSM


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.77848 del
>>77835
Hincapie is cool a fuck.
No need for further explanation.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.77849 del
>>77840
when will they learn?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.77850 del
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yearly reminder about the brainlet helmet


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.77851 del
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shaved me head clean
it was time


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.77852 del
>Lidl-Trek team manager Kim Andersen suspended after collision in the Basque Country
lel ofcourse it was that cheating dopeur


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.77853 del
>>77851
>tom boonen dancing.gif


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.77854 del
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>>77851
>>77853


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.77855 del
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>>77851
I've been growing my hair out for months and now I look like notorious nudist thomas dekker


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.77856 del
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>>77851
>myownbaldheadphoto_whichicantbebotheredtomake.jpg


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.77857 del
do we all have our pastis ready for when the curse is broken this afternoon?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.77858 del
>>77851
BALDOPED


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.77859 del
>>77853
>>77854
literally me (zonder kokaina)


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.77860 del
>>77851
buzzcutbros...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.77861 del
For me, it is still the crew cut.
simple as


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.77862 del
I am more and more turning into Midge Ure


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.77863 del
>>77833
>The rich get exponentially richer, that's where you should cry about instead. A ceo used to have 10x a workers wage in the 60s, now its 100x.
60% of french personal fortune is in housing, the age group that saves the most money (as % of income and volume) are 70+. CEOs getting richer are basically a non factor, now you have to inherit the fortune your dad made by buying parisian apartments in the 90s and getting a huge pension.
Anyway we're running in circle, but I always find it hard to understand how lefty fighting inequalities don't think that the biggest ponzi of all time to the detriment of young generations is a problem


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.77864 del
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w64phttumq

Armirai is 32 today.

I'm 3 years older and that guy looks like my dad.
Jesus.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.77865 del
Paid me tax bill last night. I have no idea why the /cyc/ office does this to me....why not just take the proper amount of federal tax out with each paycheck and bonus so I don't get ambushed with a massive unexpected bill from the feds....


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.77866 del
>>77865
You can do that, at least here.
You can simply ask your employer to take more out of the paycheck for taxes, then not have to pay anything afterwards. Which is always the smarter thing to do cuz inflation


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.77867 del
What is this super psyop about Huens. I don't even know who that is


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.77868 del
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>>77865


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.77869 del
>>77867
Just berts helping berts with the correct secret pick


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.77870 del
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>>77851


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.77871 del
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>>77866
>>77868
One of these days I'll go down in a Bill Cooper-style blaze of glory


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.77872 del
>>77867
24yo, 27th in P-R last year, decent consistent results this season. Basically guaranteed to score top-25 points or better. A bargain for 6 points.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.77873 del
>>77871
It took three years after the arrest order before they came for him?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.77874 del
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>>77873
They didnt care about the tax avoision, they cared about him squeaking about the wrong things


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.77875 del
whatever happened to adam yates


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.77876 del
>>77875
Target of an international manhunt along with his brother by UCI Marshals


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.77877 del
we live


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.77878 del
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>>77871
there is another way


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.77879 del
>>77875
winning this very edizione of the il giro innit


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.77880 del
Terrible weather in basque country


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.77881 del
>>77878
Even zoning went too far.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.77882 del
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Speaking about tax evasion; My local farmer is visiting my street and selling fresh stuff.
Cash only oc, and I have none at hand...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.77883 del
I think ROGLIC will lose podium for no apparent reason only so he can go home earlier


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.77884 del
kek this race has had 40 men breakaway every day after seixas heemed them


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.77885 del
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lmao


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.77886 del
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F to a real one
fun rider


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.77887 del
Söderqvist won PR espoirs last year

Surely you will pick him bert
Would be a shame if you missed the opportunity


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.77888 del
>>77887
he didn't


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.77889 del
>>77887
I looked at this race and I think the last runner who won this and then later won the real P-R was Madiot in 1979. Also Soderqvist didn't even win, it was Within Philipsen


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.77890 del
>>77888
>>77889
Danish mafia forced him to let WITHEN win


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.77891 del
>>77889
what about the juniors


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.77892 del
>>77887
Stan DEWULF won it in 2018 and he's only 4 points, what a bargain


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.77893 del
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what a top 3


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.77894 del
Hehe one winner got busted for dopage. That must have been a... shock. Apparently he was innocent too according to himself!

https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-roubaix-u23/2003/result
https://www.gva.be/incoming/winst-parijs-roubaix-kwijt-door-doping/37962653.html


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.77895 del
>>77891
time to pick GRISEL


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.77896 del
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top fucking KEK


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.77897 del
>>77891
Nobody apparently. But Madiot is also the only one in U23


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.77898 del
>>77896
Based. Sue this guy


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.77899 del
>>77896
Lel.
He probably made fun of the sock lenght rule again.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.77900 del
>>77896
What did this retard say again?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.77901 del
>>77900
the letter doesn't say so it's kinda stupid


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.77902 del
>>77899
>>77900
UCI letter doesn't even say, but the consensus is that it was sent for him saying that the UCI doesn't really care about rider safety beyond PR


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.77903 del
>>77900
See...>>77899


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.77904 del
SKJELMOSE JENSEN goes solo
HEALY and SOLAR go along


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.77905 del
Johannessen is going to get 2nd in GC for free at this rate


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.77906 del
Last time we saw SKJELMOSE in such wretched weather, he had to be manhandled as he shaked more than Michael J on a bad day


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.77907 del
>>77904
a three man solo attack?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.77908 del
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good lord how out of shape has he become


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.77909 del
Benny hill kinda weak


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.77910 del
>>77908
kek, that's walking pace


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.77911 del
>Shitmose


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.77912 del
>>77908
>>77908
Humiliation ritual


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.77913 del
>>77910
slow walking pace even


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.77914 del
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>>77908
>5 km/h run


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.77915 del
>>77909
he's winning one of the Ardennes


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.77916 del
romo had another blood bag


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.77917 del
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>>77908


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.77918 del
rogla dropped, the 40y/o twatter foids will freak out again


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.77919 del
where the fuck is roglic


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.77920 del
lol lipowitz getting bombarded with attacks while roglic is roglicing


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.77921 del
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I like this old U23 results to see what happened to their career. 2003 P-R

1*. Dopage. Banned and never seen again
1. Decent pro with long career and some victories, stage in Vuelta
2. Never heard of him, never became pro
3. Never heard of him, one pro conti year in a team I never heard of
4. El Nathan? Wtf. Never seen again
5. Good pro, good TT, long career. Brabantse Pijl, De Panne
6. Must have been too zen. Never seen again
7. Was at Saxo for a few years. Nameless domestique who never did anything except one 7th place in San Sebastian? Strange race
8. Good domestique, very long career on WT level
9. I have no idea, maybe Bęrt knows this guy. Maybe it is him
10. A few years at Lotto, never did much
11. Good runner, an eternity at AG2R and two Tour stages. Best one here by far
12. Uhh, a French Nys? Never seen again
13. Beppu!

Anyway, most of them are always frauds and a lot of cycling dreams have died


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.77922 del
Rain automatically makes any race 50% more kino


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.77923 del
Insane situation in basque. Would be funny if Tobias won the overall


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.77924 del
>>77908
Brtek scores altos with a shovel faster than this goober


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.77925 del
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when will they finally install one of these bad boys to lipos bike?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.77927 del
>Lipowitz closing down Vauquelin


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.77928 del
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>>77882
Very common here, the lady that is coming over already knows me by name (Bęrt). She has like 500 hens and a bunch of land, it can take almost an hour to get through the queue to her stand. I just hax it and go over 20-30 minutes before she leaves, then you may be the only one waiting or behind 2-3 people tops.
She comes over two days of the weekend, on Mondays and Wednesdays another farmer couple come over to the same spot, they drive like a 100km one way to get here.
On my very street there is another lady that sells here farm stuff from a van.
On the next street there is also a guy but he sells egsh only.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.77929 del
Lmao, what is he doing?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.77930 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE PAUL SEIXAS


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.77931 del
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not normal


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.77932 del
why is seixas risking his life for nothing really


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.77933 del
lol


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.77934 del
>>77921
>9. I have no idea, maybe Bęrt knows this guy. Maybe it is him
Maybe. Maybe.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.77935 del
>>77925
whats that contraption growing out of the drops and what does it connect to


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.77936 del
based


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.77937 del
>>77929
no free rides


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.77938 del
>>77932
he must lurk here and tired of the bants


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.77939 del
Order pidser
or
make trout pasta?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.77940 del
he was annoyed by all the comments abouthim being washed after his win yesterday


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.77941 del
the PCS graphic is off by multiple kilometers


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.77942 del
if he chutes its our fault


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.77943 del
Nice song lol


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.77944 del
>>77939
Order .
It's Saturday Bert. No extra work if you can avoid it.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.77945 del
That bitch from that Sagan commercial looks like Yana Seel


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.77946 del
Stream died so i dont get to see the casualties


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.77947 del
I don't love when they have active team DSs as color commentary because they're almost always so guarded


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.77948 del
>>77946
It's on equipetv if you want to look for other streams


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.77949 del
Seixas on his own against a whole Uno-X train. If he loses three minutes he loses GC to Johannessen...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.77950 del
>>77939
Any more votes?
I am also going to ride for the pizza, not going to overorder some stupid shit just to get to the minimum order value they will deliver and then pay for delivery on top of it.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.77951 del
>>77949
he still has Ricci Tello somewhere in front


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.77952 del
>>77949
riccismello should drop back


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.77953 del
>>77949
how did this massive group get away to begin with?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.77954 del
>>77939
make trout pidza


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.77955 del
who is the absolute charisma vacuum with Kirby on commentary anyway
all he does is mutter weird things like
<astana...champoussin


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.77956 del
>>77953
Only Decathlon to control and letting a group get away had worked out fine so far.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.77957 del
>>77955
he's some DS, awful


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.77958 del
>>77928
> I just hax it and go over 20-30 minutes before she leaves, then you may be the only one waiting or behind 2-3 people tops
Holy based, impossible on my Saturday market; If I do not enqueue at 0700, the line will be endless and the stuff gone. 15 minutes ride well invested.
Would be really nice to have a fresh egg source nearby though.
But it is what it is, living in a small city.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.77959 del
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>9
Z2 confirmed


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.77960 del
Seixas actually gained a minute. Pas normal


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.77961 del
I really doubt that's ayco bastiaans kirby...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.77962 del
>>77958
Oh yes, stuff is gone as well, the sekrit ingredient is that I get the order reserved and written down into her notebook and it just waits for me to pick it up.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.77963 del
>>77959
Rogla moment. This man mentally retired at the end of his 2024 season.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.77964 del
>>77963
He's just collecting paychecks now.
No point in taking risks on a day like this.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.77965 del
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I'm not watching, is there any risk of Seixas actually blowing his GC lead right now?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.77966 del
>>77963
lipo should wait for him


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.77967 del
>>77965
no but bora will lose 2nd


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.77968 del
>>77965
Very unlikely but it's a good raid from Uno-X


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.77969 del
Marco spotted a police control up the road?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.77970 del
>>77962
Hmm, I should try this. But the farmer always looks angry at me.
Okay, he looks always angry, hmm.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.77971 del
>>77969
spotted his dad in the bushes


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.77972 del
one lil squeaker vs 4 norges


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.77973 del
That jeet from Piotr's Whoosh commercial irritates me immensely.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.77974 del
Ricci Tello betrayal? Why hasn't he dropped back yet to help Seixas?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.77975 del
>>77974
especially in this long valley


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.77976 del
>>77974
>>77975
Yes well, with Riccitello doing work on the flat you are probably only losing time


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.77977 del
>>77970
Maybe he has Polish genes and has the polish happy face down.
You may ask him, I didn't really need to ask because I have seen people just say what they want, have it written down, pickup their stuff and leave cash, so I assumed this is not only possible but normal.
It took me of coursh good half a year to get comfortable to ask if I can have produce and egsh reserved as well kek, this was like 5 years ago. These were the times, true half-feral autism still speaking.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.77978 del
all of these guys are going to be sick for the ardennes


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.77979 del
Kulset lachee. Uno-x running out of steam


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.77980 del
Ok, don't have time for this, Bertc had the only valid vote so pidser it is.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.77981 del
>>77980
smoked trout on the pizza


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.77982 del
>>77979
UAE is gonna pull for Arrieta too


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.77983 del
Hey Bert wins in Circuit Ardennes


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.77984 del
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>>77974
Richard Cello wins the stage and they were still never close to losing 1st place to Johannessen. They want it all.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.77985 del
>>77982
Hmm didn't even realize that guy is 13th


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.77986 del
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bizarre light phenomena


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.77987 del
>>77977
kek!
And the local egg farmer on the other hand... looks always happy.
But he also smells and has rasta hair.
But very good eggs.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.77988 del
3:25 more time loss and Seixas loses GC. If this happens then France never wins anything ever again


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.77989 del
>>77983
And David DEKKER wins Omloop van de Braakman


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.77990 del
meanwhile EF dropped back 50kg beloki all the way back to baudin lmao


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.77991 del
>>77985
One time I don't pick him and he is good.
Of course this is all cascade of chutes of the big guys, opening the race up, making those big breakaways, free reign for the other guys happen.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.77992 del
>>77988
Can Johannesen really put 3 plus minutes into Seixas on a 5 percent climb


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.77993 del
>>77992
No but he has been on his own for an hour. If he parcheggio's completely...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.77994 del
Riccitello dropping back


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.77995 del
lidl car looking for victims


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.77996 del
I think Sexass making that move honestly saved his GC, nobody else was doing anything that gap would have bloated really fast if UAE and UNO-X pulled together


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.77997 del
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Oh never mind, Lipowitz has help from Fisher-Black who DNS on stage 1 so he'll be fine. Thanks PCSbert!


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.77998 del
Sexas is a bit of a grug isn't he


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.77999 del
Seixas now lost 30 seconds in 5 minutes...


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.78000 del
STOP THE COUNT


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.78001 del
Riccitello was not even in the break
https://x.com/LeGruppetto/status/2042981747701256593


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.78002 del
>>77997
dirty red bull cheaters at it again


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.78003 del
Lolwut where did Aranburu come from


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.78004 del
>>78001
just a little prank by Basque race radio


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.78005 del
>>77999
Could Tobias Johannson pull this off?

The French HEX would then be very real!


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.78006 del
slippery when wet. tfw no slippy G in this race.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.78007 del
where did andrew august come from? waited a lap?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.78008 del
>>78001
kek


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.78009 del
EF saves Seixas


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.78010 del
>>78006
I miss him Berts


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.78011 del
ok, back home. I just saw the PCS stats in between and thought to myself that some gentleman in America is shouting knucklehead non stop.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.78012 del
>>78005
Nah still needs 2:30. In 15 km no way


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.78013 del
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>making photos of food like a retard again


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.78014 del
Come on who gives a fuck whether Baudin is 5th or 6th. Seixas would have been SCREWED without EF


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.78015 del
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>>77997
heh, black magic


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.78016 del
>>78013
afternoon pizza?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.78017 del
>>78013
Where is hot paprika paste or jalepenos?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.78018 del
AJ AUGUST eh?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.78019 del
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>>78013
mhh


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.78020 del
>>78013
What's the fanta knockoff?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.78021 del
>>78013
what is the drink? some Polish Fanta with 1% fruit juice because Warsaw pact countries don't have the same food standard laws as France and Italy that mandate a minimum of fruit juice in the lemonades sold in their countries?


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.78022 del
I think only Roglic and Tejada from the top 10 have missed out completely


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.78023 del
>>78018
He's actually riding pretty good this year Bert


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.78024 del
Attaque de AJ August for some reason


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.78025 del
>>78014
Why would they let a dude 5 minutes down go raiding with his entire team in the rain


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.78026 del
>>78021
What? Mirinda is a Pepsi version of Fanta


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.78027 del
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>>78020
>>78021
Miranda is good stuff!


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.78028 del
Healy kinda shit this year


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.78029 del
>>78025
Squeakers got too smug


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.78030 del
>>78013
would


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.78031 del
Andy AUGUST


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.78032 del
>>78027
that hand, kek


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.78033 del
>>78025
they thought bora would do some work, they didn't


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.78034 del
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enjoy your pidsa on the bench outside.
>>78027
>>78026
never heard of it, we're an Orangina country after all.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.78035 del
>>78025
Because they've done it twice already and it worked out and it will also work out today.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.78036 del
Johannessen is not even doing anything


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.78037 del
>>78028
gonna be hard to pick him in superclsssico going forward with that cost


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.78038 del
I don't trust any of these times.
Riders popping out of nowhere.


Bert 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.78039 del
And where the hell is Arrieta


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