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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No. 75895
Ronde van Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT


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Previous thread:
>>74966


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76018 del
Hello


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76020 del
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The big 3


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76022 del
Second for wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76023 del
Fireworks imminent on the Mollenberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76024 del
Hello, yes, I am back, I am surely weighing in at 120kg today.
Splendid job Suissebert, stereotypical precision at counting noombers. Mine are -1 here or there but that's because of filtering out non-participants. Or maybe they were wrong all along and yours are right.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76025 del
pogi attacking with 100km to go?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.76026 del
>>76025
he will regret that when the 80km Strade solo effort catches up to him


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.76027 del
Grug all alone


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.76028 del
>>76027
Dilliergod on the front


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76029 del
Why does Pogi have a little napkin sticking out of his jersey


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76030 del
peloton in shambles


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76031 del
what's up with the baby bib on dopacar


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76032 del
>de vliegnede hollander - grug fanclub
heh, how is this allowed in belgium


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76033 del
sheehan in flanders fields


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76034 del
Dewulf is there. Velobert SEETHING


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76035 del
What was the role of MORGADO?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76036 del
Group of favorites has formed


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76037 del
Remco wins inshallah


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76038 del
>>76035
He will come back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76039 del
>>76035
Rear satellite


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76040 del
>>76024
counted them with ctrl+f after making the list manually. there are only a few teams that didn't make a team.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.76041 del
fuck uno-x


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.76042 del
Vatschek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.76043 del
PEDERSEN SHOULD DROP BACK AND HELP VATCHEK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.76044 del
record RVV winner who refused to use alpecin shampoo admitting to suisse tv that team tudor doesn't have a chance.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.76045 del
Wout the only one not pulling. Clearly the smartest of them all


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.76046 del
It's over for Vatschek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.76047 del
wout and remco not wasting energy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.76048 del
>>76045
Or the weakest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76049 del
Pog, Mathieu, W*ut, Remco, Mads, Laporte, Vermeersch, Vermeersch, Van Dijke, Trentin, Pluimers, Dewulf, Mohoric, Sheffield, Watson, Stuyven

That's it I think


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76050 del
>>76049
For me, it is Magnus SHEFFIELD


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76051 del
DROP POST ENGAGED
MOHORIC GOES SOLO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.76052 del
>Gr. Pogacar-Sainbayar


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.76053 del
Valgren desperately trying to salvage my Veloteam


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.76054 del
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I have Vercouillie on the front and the other 5 are in this group


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.76055 del
>>76054
I admit. I did not believe in another Dewulf kino


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.76057 del
KOPPENBERG WET. REMCO RIP


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.76058 del
Sheffieldbros how we feeling


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.76059 del
ok now that you're in the front group what's your strategy to beat Pogacar?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.76060 del
Come on uno-x you lazy fucks. I need Abrahamsen in the first group.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.76061 del
rainbow club with remco, grug, pogi and mads
the rest are just guests in this group.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.76062 del
Can pogi fix the stuff hanging out from his jersey?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76063 del
HEAVY RAIN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76064 del
>>76059
>Just don't ride with him, he can't win doing an 80km solo
Uhhhh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76065 del
Atrocious weather


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76066 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76067 del
>>76059
Just follow and outsprint him lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.76068 del
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bah gawd that's Mads's music


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.76069 del
brutal wind today, outright dangerous in some parts so I cut my ride short.
At least I get to see the inevitable CHUTE brutale


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.76070 del
Grupo principal slowing down, 2eme peloton might still catch them


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.76071 del
>>76066
JONAAAAAAAS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.76072 del
I managed to receive a radio message from visma: "Wout, you never pull."


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76073 del
>>76070
It's a minute Bert, and the guys behind are Lotto and FDJ clowns


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76074 del
JENNO
JENNO
JENNO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76075 del
AERT unironically saving the most matches


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76076 del
SUN'S OUT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76077 del
>>76073
It was only torty seconds a minute ago


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76078 del
remking looking calm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76079 del
>phil is still the last Belgian to win RVV


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76080 del
>>76073
Worse.
It's q36.5 shitters pulling.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.76081 del
bruh, walking up that tower in motocycle gear


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.76082 del
This is not good news, they can afford to slurp until the koppenberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.76083 del
>>76079
and Wout is still the next Belgian to win it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.76084 del
Some weakling like Mohoric or Stuyven will attack soon.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.76085 del
hahaha fucking team flanders pulling in the pedalton


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.76086 del
>>76085
Norge should pull out of shame


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.76087 del
>>76085
Treinbert should just run them over at this point


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.76088 del
Remco will top 3 easy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.76089 del
>>76088
Nah there's some firepower at the front, I can see him getting caught with pants down


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.76090 del
>>76088
The only runner who can beat Remco is Memco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.76091 del
DNF ALLENO, BEERMANS, AWERENSKJOLD, CORKERY, WELSFORD


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.76092 del
not sure this was worth it for uae


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.76093 del
>>76092
It's worth it. Make everything much cooler and they don't have to smash the kwaremont so they can keep florian


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.76094 del
>>76092
Less stressful for Pog innit.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.76095 del
dillier finally can pull in peace for the next 40km


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.76096 del
stretch these legs my boys


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.76097 del
>>76095
heh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.76098 del
useless diddler


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.76099 del
Remco looks ridiculously good. If he doesn't chute on Koppenberg he goes to the finish with Pog


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.76100 del
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I bet they are really happy that jonas isn't around


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.76101 del
pcs van and pcs wife spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.76102 del
Imagine if Frison's balls didn't get bitten off. He might have been a contendah


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.76103 del
>I watched the race, I know how to race it
didn't know it was that easy, if remco can do it, then berts should be as well from watching.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.76104 del
>mohoric dark horse victory at RVV making him the more successful monument rider than wout
I want to believe


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.76105 del
>>76102
the castration of fred frison by the coward doggy dog


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.76106 del
soulful mural next to comical mural


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.76107 del
oh la la les Daltons broke out of Belgian prison. where's lucky luke to catch them?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.76108 del
Florian goes lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.76109 del
bert spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.76110 del
>>76109
the one with the Danish flag?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.76111 del
grug almost assassinated


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.76112 del
remco's tank is empty


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.76113 del
Wout spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.76114 del
problemes avec swift


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.76115 del
Laporte strong


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.76116 del
expecting memco to do a catalunya attack at any moment now


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.76117 del
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AYUSO GOES SOLO OVER KWAREMONT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.76118 del
pogi goes lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76119 del
remco barely holding the wheel of mads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76120 del
the big 5


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76121 del
>>76118
no spoilers


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76122 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76123 del
>>76059
attack nr 1

many more to come


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76124 del
POGI GOES

ONLY WOUT FOLLOWS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76125 del
the big five


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76126 del
WOUT FOLLOW
Grug way out of position just like last year


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76127 del
OUTTA MY WAY YOU FAT STINKY DANE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76128 del
Wout fully in control of the situation. Even doubters will have to award him the moral victory today.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76129 del
FUN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76130 del
remcbros...


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76131 del
wout weak


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76132 del
Pogisisters, how do we deal with the Wout problem?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76133 del
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SAVIOUR OF CICLISMO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76134 del
>>76130
held up by the fatso


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76135 del
Wout battery on last bar.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76136 del
Wout dood


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76137 del
>>76132
WOUT IS HERE TO STAY


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76138 del
>>76133
-ACK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76139 del
they're all almost dying on the first attack lmao


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76140 del
I SAID NOTHING
go remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76141 del
pogi-grug-remco
and in the distance you can see some kwab


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76142 del
>>76135
At least he's got a while now to take a breath....oh wait it's the Paterberg and Koppenberg next kek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76143 del
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KAM ON W*UT SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76144 del
that is a suspiciously good rode for belgium


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76145 del
Grug is dead


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76146 del
Sorry Wout, this is a rainbow stripes only group.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76147 del
Why is MVDP out of position at the Oude Kwaremont every fucking year


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76148 del
>>76147
He was fine on the right, just got boxed in by trentin


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76149 del
>>76142
Another under armpit photo won't even happen kek.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76150 del
An interview with Georges now please


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76151 del
>>76145
only pogacar looks fresh it’s over after koppen


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.76152 del
Mads and Wout can catch whoever of Grug and Memco cracks first


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.76153 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.76154 del
the lousy 4 should link up right now and work together so they can reel pog back in after the next attack


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76155 del
YO REMCO DIFF CHECKING POGACAR ONG GOOOOD


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76156 del
wout seething


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76157 del
Remco dies on Koppenberg. C'est fini


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76158 del
blew himself up for the aura shot


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76159 del
>>76093
grug coming from so far back completely gapping the shitters was crazy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76160 del
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DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76161 del
>>76159
>>76093
not intentional


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76162 del
Belgians better close their eyes for what's about to happen on the Koppenberg.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76163 del
Time for kino.
Which shitter is going to have to walk?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76164 del
how is wout not linking up with mads for real now
why solo it up when another guy is like 25 meters behind you also solo also chasing the win


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76165 del
>>76161
I'll take the free (you)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76166 del
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motopacing commence


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76167 del
nice wout kwab shot of memco behind


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76168 del
HELP ME MADS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76169 del
Remco coming back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76170 del
>>76166
ridiculous motopacing tbh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76171 del
Fatmen linking up


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76172 del
koppenberg confirmed dry


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76173 del
>>76171
boomersquad bro’s


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76174 del
>>76172
Lame


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76175 del
Grug looks ridiculously lean too


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76176 del
>>76171
finally, took the brainlet wout long enough


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76177 del
>>76170
>>76166
What is flanders classic doing? They need memco there


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.76178 del
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STOP THE MOTO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76179 del
(61.08 KB 793x753 Disfranchised TURBO 2.jpg)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76180 del
Anyway my team got blown away and Patjebert who just took Pog Mathieu and shitters gets away with it again. LAME


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76181 del
Mathieu mighty confident in not getting dropped


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76182 del
feel bad for Remco, he's really getting fucked by that moto


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.76183 del
I’ll take podium on first try tyvm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.76184 del
>>76183
You are posting while riding?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.76185 del
CAM ON REMCO FOUR SECONDS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.76186 del
don't discount remco yet!!!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76187 del
very gruel showing memco like this and fuck off with gr. mads-wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76188 del
I'd take a sausage there


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76189 del
Pogi will only truly go on the Kwaremont as usual


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76190 del
>>76188
I bet you would


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.76191 del
>>76188
fag


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.76192 del
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Remco lost like 10 seconds


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76193 del
Pog having decency with the black shorts.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76194 del
>>76183
He's doing very good. I want to see him EVERY year, no more excuses. Fuck liege


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76195 del
>>76188
I am sure you would hehehe


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76196 del
>>76192
>Thinking he could follow two mutant puncheurs on the Koppenberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76197 del
You now remember the pedaltroons


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.76198 del
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weather forecast for Paris-Roubaix is indicated an early heat wave


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76199 del
remcbros, we're so back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76200 del
EVENEPOEL COMING BACK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76201 del
>>76192
somehow he also just gained like 12 seconds


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76202 del
HE'S BACK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76203 del
memco haters wat nu


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76204 del
Remco fueled by manlet rage and visions of big brown bunda


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76205 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76206 del
It could be interesting if after the Kwaremont-Paterberg Pogi is only 20s-ish ahead of a Grug-Memco duo.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.76207 del
wout could never


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.76208 del
Rem.. ACK.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.76209 del
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>>76198
remember what we could've had


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76210 del
wout and mads are also not that far away. Really, if they all linked up after they get dropped it should be possible to reel him back in


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76211 del
>>76206

Imagine Wout with Remco's killer instincts.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76212 del
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If Remco catches them this is going to be so kino I can't wait for the rage to consume him.

>>76198
Heat gives Mathieu the advantage (he says with extreme confidence).


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76213 del
7 motos behind Remco lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.76214 del
>>76209
yup, the GvA stare in that race. truly one of the greatest races in our lifetime.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.76215 del
Grug is smart smart


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.76216 del
>>76210
PCS puts them almost a minute behind. I think it's over for them.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76217 del
remcbros...why do they hate us so much?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76218 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76219 del
Hey, Wout can still get a kwakphoto from under Mads' armpit.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76220 del
>>76216
idk they were well visible on that long straight, maybe it really is a minute and I misjudged


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76221 del
>>76218
kek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.76222 del
>>76218
lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.76223 del
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stolen from rusbert. should have stayed in the road and UCI should DSQ the girls riding in the bike path.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.76224 del
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Dopacar is gonna be Memco's number #1 enemy now


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.76225 del
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>>76223


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.76226 del
Ouch


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.76227 del
>>76223
lmao


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.76228 del
Remco's saddle too high for pavé


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76229 del
He's barely breathing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76230 del
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>ABANDON SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76231 del
pogi fears the remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76232 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.76233 del
now 4th or 5th place, how do you spin this as another moral victory?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.76234 del
>>76233
Remco is the moral victor today


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.76235 del
how the fuck is wout fatter than mads?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.76236 del
Grug did the KOM of kwaremont btw


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.76237 del
what are the vermeersches doing?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.76238 del
>>76236
While desperately chasing Pogi back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.76239 del
>>76238
He did it faster because he was far back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.76240 del
memco this retard cardboard holder must be the first remco fan to ever exist


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.76241 del
PCS rape van spotted

>>76239
Yes that's what I said


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.76242 del
van der Poel thinking he won't get dropped by Pogacar for some reason


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.76243 del
RVV is cursed, you can't win it more than 3 times.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.76244 del
Imagine how little pogi is pushing right now, they don't even gain on wout&fads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.76245 del
When Pogi goes for his attaque explosive on Kwaremont it's over for this fraud


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.76246 del
Remco feasting


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.76247 del
Remco dosering for third really not bad result


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.76248 del
It would be Grug's greatest win ever if he somehow pulled this off.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.76249 del
>>76248
He looks dead


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.76250 del
>>76248
Nah that's got to be the WC.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.76251 del
>>76250
Greatest attack I've ever seen. Just monstrous, brutal. Ultimate hardman race that was.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.76252 del
GLOVES OFF


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.76253 del
remco doing ITT training at this point


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76254 del
what did this karel van wunendaele do between 1939 and 1945?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76255 del
rip boss


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76256 del
pog afraid of remcos chimpout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76257 del
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KAM ON MEMCO SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76258 del
>>76254
organize rvv


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.76259 del
imagine Pogi gifting the win to Grug, and Grug gifting Pogi P-R next week


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.76260 del
>>76259
Grim


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.76261 del
>>76259
That would be 2 Wout moral victories in my book


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.76262 del
yes, well


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76263 del
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KAM ON GRUG SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76264 del
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>want to shit
>don't want to miss kwaremont
>hard to dumoulin in bushes home


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76265 del
thanks for the pulls Mathieu you fucking retard


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76266 del
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>>76264


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76267 del
Ok, that was quick, going to perform the deuce.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76268 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76269 del
Booom.
Imagine the watts.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76270 del
BYE BYE GRUGGYBOY


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.76271 del
>>76265
He just wanted to keep Remco behind because he hates Belgians. Sad!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.76272 del
immediately link up with remking and try to chase lad


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.76273 del
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>>76271


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.76274 del
bert threw his beer after pogi


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.76275 del
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76276 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76277 del
>>76272
Memco is too far behind


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76278 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76279 del
wout is back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76280 del
Great job Grug, you carked it by working too hard, and distancing Remco so you can't even wait for him now.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76281 del
>G. Vermeersch
um, what, where is he coming from?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76282 del
Whoa. Not that bad. Pog had his mouth open.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76283 del
GIANNI VERMEERSCH PAS NORMAL

ILLEGAL TELEPORTATION TRICK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76284 del
>>76277
>43s
oh wow I thought it still was 18 tops


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76285 del
>>76280
He really didn't pull much


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.76286 del
Grug lost more time on flat than on kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.76287 del
>>76281
Bike on the car


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.76288 del
3:02, is that a new new KOM?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76289 del
grug smash


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76290 del
>>76288
2:44 grug second time


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76291 del
Pog actually pulling faces


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76292 del
He's smashing the Paterberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76293 del
pog is ever so slightly grimacing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.76294 del
>>76285
Eh, saw him on the front a fair amount more than he should've been.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.76295 del
it's over. pogi and grug should have left remco back into their wheel, to minimize the possiblity of having wout on the podium.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.76296 del
>>76292
*loses time*


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.76297 del
pogi first rider since eddy with the MSR and RVV double.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.76298 del
>>76293
Took some acting lessons in the offseason.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.76299 del
Overall, I think Grug did better than expected.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.76300 del
Memco should ride P-R to be honest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.76301 del
>>76299
truth he got better


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.76302 del
Grug gaining? Or just shitty timing?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76303 del
>>76302
timing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76304 del
The real winner today is Ganna who kept his matches unlit.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76305 del
>>76302
shitty timing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76306 del
>>76302
time has been all over the place the past 15k so probably the later


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.76307 del
>>76299
I think we really overreacted to an extreme situation for Grug (very long range solo, annoying hand injury) while forgetting he clearly has it in Tirreno.
He still did a bit better than expected.
>just tried to get his history from pcs via entering first few chars in the browser url
>written 'grug' and expected his page to show up


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.76308 del
So who wins the moral victory today

I think a reasonable case can be made for Remco, Grug, Wout, and Mads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.76309 del
it's a good thing bertaczek isn't here to witness yet another pogi victory or he would give up watching this sport.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.76310 del
>>76304
Grandissimo performance incoming


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.76311 del
so now that the race is decided berts wie is de mol?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.76312 del
>Pogacar is an anomaly in our sport
Squeak


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.76313 del
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>can't ride my bike anymore
>can't watch ciclismo anymore
it's over
i've been made


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.76314 del
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so we need to talk about this. teams like FDJ should squeak to the UCI to uphold their rules.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.76315 del
So pretty close to the ideal team probably with Pog + Wout + Vermeesch + Van Dyke + Dewulf + Vercouillie, only with Memco instead of Wout (and who knows if right Vermeesch). Grug for 34 was just too expensive


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.76316 del
>>76315
Yes, you and treinbert have the same team.
Very nice.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.76317 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.76318 del
tankman


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.76319 del
>>75944
grim but understandable scenes


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.76321 del
Can I get a seething Belgian chasing jpg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.76322 del
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>Crash by 2 riders Reusser Marlen (Movistar Team) Le Court Pienaar Kim (AG Insurance - Soudal Team)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.76323 del
>see you next week


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.76324 del
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>>76321
why of course


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.76325 del
remco and his big butt wife shown on tv


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.76326 del
4 wout
5 mads
6 g. vermeersch
7 f. vermeersch
8 mohoric


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.76327 del
Hmm Stuyven 6th, F. Vermeesch 7th, Dewulf 8th? Heh very nice


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.76328 del
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>>76325
czech tv guy
>is that his masseur?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76329 del
>>76325
>Pog and Matje go home to bony skeleton women while Remco buries his face deep, deep into cavernous brown bunda
Moral victory goes to Remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76330 del
Slightly disappointed my Danes from the pink team missed the slag and only then tried bridging to no avail.
But it could have been way worse for my northern classics usual performance.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76331 del
oh that was stuyven


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76332 del
>>76330
Terrible race for EF


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76333 del
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BUSINESS PLAN:
Dopacar wins P-R, everybody thinks he is gonna win 5 monuments in a year, but then SEIXAS beats him at LBL


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.76334 del
You know a race is very hard when the top 10 is pretty much all the favourites.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.76335 del
I think DE WULF gave up on sprinting and lost like 10 spots for nothing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.76336 del
If grug was in the front on the train incident, I think they would have DQ everybody and gifted it to wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.76337 del
1 pogi
2 grug
3 memco
4out
5 mads
6 stuyven
7 f vermeersch
8 mohoric
9 laporte
10 g. vermeersch
11 t. van dijke


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.76338 del
Aimé and Naesen, FUCK. These were in until I decided I am oicking the pink Danes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.76339 del
>>76335
DAMN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.76340 del
>>76328
I guess this statement might technically not be incorrect.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.76341 del
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>>76329
THIS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.76342 del
overall enjoyable race albeit predictable
having that many good runners at the race is fun


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.76343 del
grug happy that he has a real opponent in pogi unlike with wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.76344 del
>>76342
Agree. 6/10


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.76345 del
>>76343
Proably would have retired after the fourth RVV in 2025


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.76346 del
>>76342
the chase thing kept it well alive until final better RVV than usual


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.76347 del
MSR > PR > RVV > Lombardia > LBL


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.76348 del
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some motopacing for remco would've been a blessing though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.76349 del
>>76348
Ehh still wouldn't have mattered. I'd argue if they let Remco join up he would have pulled like a crazy person that he is and Pog would have saved more matches.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.76350 del
>>76348
He shouldn't have pulled ever and then him and MVDP could've survived the Paterberg together and maybe chased him down in the last 30 km


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.76351 del
>>76348
Remco’s last kwaremont was abysmal


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.76352 del
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onto the femmes now huh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.76353 del
>>76352
Hahaha funny man xd. Off to preparing adjustments for sunday yes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.76354 del
All my team in the points, rare occasion. Also Bettiol getting into shape before the giro !


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.76355 del
It wasn't De Wulf but Naesen


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.76356 del
Ok, enough of burgering.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76358 del
where did Sheffield disappear to


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76359 del
>>76346
But the fact there were such a small group so early meant for a boring race until kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76360 del
Wtf Dewulf only 42th, and here I was thinking it was him in the lead group. Oh well, 1-4-7-11 and some break points, fuck.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76361 del
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>>76353
PIETERSE puck is in the tete surely she will do something cool


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.76362 del
>>76358
Probably in a ditch somewhere if you go by his past Rondes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.76363 del
>>76335
That was actually Daan HUULE not sprinting
>42 DE WULF Stan
Hm, he fall back bigly


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.76364 del
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Extremely unfortunate hair.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.76365 del
>>76355
VERY disappointing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.76366 del
>All these idiots trying to scheme themselves into picking a bunch of jobbers who might finish 9th instead of just picking the strongest riders
Everyone but me is a kwab


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.76367 del
>>76354
You're winning, Unknown Cyclists International probably 2nd
Brtek, Winebert, /pinot/bert, Norcalbert 3-6.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.76369 del
>>76366
>instead of just picking the strongest riders
I think I am ready to retardmaxx it as well. Only after you get over the hump of psyoping into thinking you have found some sekrit formula and all the other overthinking does retardmaxxing really pay off bigly.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.76370 del
>>76367
Looks tight. Happy I stick to my boy grug and still score, was lucky with a few picks


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.76371 del
>del dopo
>ayuso
>lipobeast
>sexass
>5 fourpointshitters


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.76372 del
>>76370
That HUENS, I have adjoosted him out once and ever since I was like "surely he can't be good on this parcours, it is just recency bias you dumbass" and of course he was good every time.
Retardmaxxer would pick him immediately, for 6 points!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.76373 del
Should be Achooso vs Seixas for tomorrow's ITT. Del Toro isn't that good of a time trialist and I haven't been impressed by UAE's setup in general this year. Lipo is good, but I think not good enough.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.76374 del
>>76372
Aren't you forgetting about some old man?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.76375 del
f*mmes approaching the kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76376 del
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>>76373
Please don't forget about me.
I'm still relevant


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76377 del
>>76375
Literally no one cares except Rusbert (possibly for gooning purposes, never confirmed however)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76378 del
>>76375
g1 slurped so hard that the chase came back, pathetic


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76379 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.76380 del
>>76374
Aimé? I have pussied out on him twice, adjoosting him out twice. Wasn't a secret pick.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.76381 del
>>76379
whatever this means it sure sounds lewd!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.76382 del
My only bad pick was Valgren. Was psyopped into that one. Should've just picked Tim van Dick.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.76383 del
>>76376
I'd love to see him school the youngsters, I really would.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.76384 del
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>>76377
sadly often times the races are more interesting because of the lack of southern slavic dopage


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.76385 del
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the tiz stream for femmes is beyond horrible and the race is nowhere else to be found. I find it very hard to watch the femmes to be quite honest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.76386 del
Ozempic getting humbled


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.76387 del
>>76385
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GD2Gh-EqPjs [Embed]


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.76388 del
>>76385
Volering smashed everyone.
It's ogre.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.76389 del
>>76387
cheers


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76390 del
>>76385
it's on france 3, you can find stream of it online


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76391 del
>flandres and morocco flag
Grim.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76392 del
alright PUCK and The queen of bones working together that's good that'll work out


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.76393 del
I think this will be Demi's greatest season ever


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.76394 del
3:30 is a great time


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.76395 del
ridiculous cadence
doped beyond all comprehension


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.76396 del
vollering painfacing more than the entire top 5 of the men combined


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.76397 del
Demi looks thicker.
Or it might just be the white bibs.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.76398 del
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The queen of bones is crooked like that one italian boomer runner...


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.76399 del
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Bertacek moral winner today with a velodrama podium with a 0 pointer


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.76400 del
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Hummmm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.76401 del
>>76400
gg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.76402 del
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>>76400


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.76403 del
>>76400
pas normal


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.76404 del
>7th in the league
I take it. Why is this valgren fellow in my team


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.76405 del
>>76400
squeak


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.76406 del
can puck take 2nd??


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.76407 del
no


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.76408 del
what the fuck was that sprint (not an actual sprint) for 2nd


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.76409 del
Reminder that pogi and remco should have been DQ


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.76411 del
>>76409
van der Poel moral winner?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.76412 del
on to itzulia
all 4p riders are dogshit aside from ONE secret pick


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.76413 del
Artichoke soup for lunch. Will this fuel a BIG afternoon Easter ride??

(No)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.76414 del
>>76412
I don't expect the German speaking dinosaur with tiny arms from Belgium to be a secret.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.76415 del
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>>76413
nop


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.76416 del
I will ride
for all the berts who can't


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.76417 del
>>76416
I shook the 8ball 3 more times and he still said no
4th time he landed on better not tell you now, you ain't riding sorry


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.76418 del
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La Vuelta Ciclista al País Vasco OFFICIAL /bet/

>Seixas 3
>Del Toro 3.25
>Ayuso Pesquera 5
>Roglic 6.5
>Lipowitz 10
>Vauquelin 23
>McNulty 26
>Skjelmose 26
>Halland 41
>Healy 41
>Izagirre 51
>Aranbaru 67
>Wilder 67
>Scaroni 81
>Bilbao 81
>Solar 81
>Tejada 81
...
>Landa 101
>Uijtdebroeks 101
>Richie Tello 126
>Brenner 251
>Voisard 301
>August 401
>Beloki 401
>Oxenberg 501


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76419 del
>>76418
roglic 6.5 when lipowitz is there alright okay


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.76420 del
>>76418
>French rider is odds on favorite to win
This is just because the French are going crazy and they manipulated the odds, right? I think Del Toro and Ayuso both have the edge currently....


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.76421 del
>>76420
SEIXAS has dopage carte blanche thought


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.76422 del
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my inside man (one retard on twitter) said seixas improved since strade


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.76423 del
pas normale seixas performances will lead to further anti-doping squeaker meltdowns, I can't wait


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.76424 del
Picnic finishes RVV with a brilliant 62nd place of VAN DEN BERG Julius as their best result. Unfortunately this result was only 2 places away from scoring 5 BIG UCI points.

All isn't bad though, as Picnic's 756 UCI points scored since the start of the season are still more than the 700 that Pogačar is averaging per race day. It's not every day that a small team can compare themselves with he who is perhaps the greatest rider of all time!

What a day and what a season for Picnic! On to Roubaix!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.76425 del
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Compiegne-Roubaix Hauts-de-France OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 2.75
>Poel 2.75
>Pedersen 8
>Aert 8
>Philipsen 13
>Ganna 13
>Vermeersch 17
>La Porte 34
>Vermeersch 51
>Degenkolb 81
>Abrahamsen 81
>Strand 81
>Grosso 101
>Stuyven 101
>Meeus 101
>Segaert 101
...
>Waerenskjold 126
>Lie 151
>Tarling 151
>Baarle 201
>Vacek 401
>Kubis 401
>Aerts 601


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.76426 del
>>76417
you know what I'll ride even more THEN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.76427 del
It's 3 degrees and pouring rain. Guess what that means.

ANOTHER FUCKING DAY ON THE FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMN TRAINER ARGHH


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.76428 del
>>76424
Max Poole will save them


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.76429 del
>>76427
8ball knew this
>>76426
I'll believe it when I see it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.76430 del
>Stuyven
>then I was behind Sheffield who ofcourse fell again


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.76431 del
If I were a retired cross legend, I would open a winter training camp for road racers who want to gain bike handling skills. Open to riders from any team. Their organization can pay for them to spend winter learning how not to chute.

Guys like Vine and Sheffield obviously have the motors to be great riders but throw away so much potential with shit handling skills.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.76432 del
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>>76430


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.76434 del
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GC. >>76433


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.76436 del
phwoaar what a race, everyone exactly where you expect them to be in the top 5,
the race is basically a 8 hour FTP test at this point

lovely scenes on the kwaremont, dozens of terribly drunk danes puking everywhere


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.76437 del
>>76436
hell yeah


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.76438 del
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Kek, posted it in kurwabert special thread


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.76439 del
>>76434
I fucking lost points to Patje's LAME team in the end thanks to Dewulf gone and Per Stront Hagenes showing up out of fucking nowhere. But I do count this as a moral victory. Also because Bęrt is clearly cracking under the pressure. Asgreen? What in the absolute fuck


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.76440 del
>>76438
kek based lads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.76442 del
>>76438
Imagine if W*ut was there. The atmosphere would be completely different


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.76443 del
>>76438
Wout actually got 4th because he fears the couch.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.76444 del
wtf is that visma pais vasco team


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.76445 del
>>76438
total lads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.76446 del
>>76441
uhm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.76447 del
>>76439
kurwabert do we have a lame team ranking to fact check this?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76448 del
give me a good sex pointer
they all look washed


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76449 del
>>76439
We have established DAYS ago that I still suck in the northern classics, ASGREEN and VALGREN snoozed over the move but were good choices on good form.
Suddenly any big TTer is a great choice for RVV. If this enables my retardmaxxing I will be right back there.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76450 del
>Bertcom can you verify this allegation


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76451 del
>>76429
>don't believe it?
habeeb it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.76452 del
>>76441
Wait a minute....that's not Urska


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.76453 del
>>76448
I'm picking the FDJ 6pts


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.76454 del
>>76449
>asgreen on good form over t. van dyke
lay off the tuborgs


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.76455 del
>>76441
Tankman could have given her a cheeky lift but chose to allow this


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.76456 del
>>76448
Brenner will surprise in the passos.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.76457 del
>>76454
>good in e3
>bad in door flanders
>outlier in ompoop
>bad in rvv
Yeah, surely this is the unquestionable choice.
But now I know how these pan out in general, don't have to overvalue harder-easier parcours vs fat-lean guy.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.76458 del
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>>76453
Stop stealing my picks.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.76459 del
>>76457
he was good in the dwarf door climbs too
the result doesn't show everything, don't just PCSmax you gotta watch


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.76460 del
Speaking of secret picks...former Pink jersey wearer Juanpe "manlet" Lopez is a steal at 6 puntos.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.76461 del
>>76459
I'm supposed to *watch* this """sport""" ?
Sheesh.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.76462 del
>>76461
you gotta watch the tapes coach


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.76463 del
>>76418
the curse...don't tell me ayuso and del taco blocking the path


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.76465 del
besides pauline doesn't weight more than 2 filled bidons


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.76466 del
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>>76464
urska sisters...


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.76468 del
>>76467
fucking hell that top one, it just keeps going


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.76469 del
>>76468
Kek yeah.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.76470 del
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LFG


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.76471 del
>>76470
finally he understands what type of rider he is


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.76472 del
>>76470
yes please, leave the GT's behind, full one day max


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.76473 del
>>76470
Yes well someone tell him he's the one who is going to have to create the pressure since Pog isn't going next year.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.76474 del
>>76473
Bora can do that.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.76475 del
>>76467
>tfw the dopage happens right in front of my eyes


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.76476 del
>>76467
Berts increasing their W/Kg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.76477 del
>>76467
Can't remember when was the last time I puked but I instantly felt that acidic taste in my mouth.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.76478 del
>>76475
kek radiation sickness


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.76479 del
Trentin collected but already in Herentals


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.76480 del
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>>76479


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.76481 del
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>>76479
the walls of Herentals AZ don't fit any more jerseys


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.76482 del
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>>76480
dollar signs in their eye anytime a chute happens


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.76483 del
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sheffield took down like 5 people
dangerous guy to follow in the descent


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.76484 del
>>76483
I knew he would hurt someone the second I spotted him in the main group


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.76485 del
>>76482
damn...Tronchon BASTIEN looks like THAT?!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.76486 del
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boink


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.76487 del
>>76483
Stuyven interview about it was pretty funny


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.76488 del
anyway conclusion of the day
memco is a nice addition the RVV field, he needs to get a little stronger so they can atleast duo chase after pogi in the final straight


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.76489 del
>>76488
He might have a chance next year if Pog starts farming the giro. I can't see Pog doing all the monuments again if that's the case.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.76490 del
>>76489
why would pog start farming boring giros?
if I was him I'd the the flanders record next year and solidify yourself as the GOAT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.76491 del
>>76490
Apparently the plan for next year is trying to win all 3 GT's.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.76492 del
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>>76491
please don't, just win that vuelta and another WC and stay in the classics


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.76493 del
>>76491
but there's still the olympics next year. tour and olympics don't fit well.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.76494 del
>>76493
unless you have a time machine, no there isn't


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.76495 del
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after matje was buck broken this season is jonas the last guy in the peloton not bowing before the slovenian menace?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.76496 del
>>76495
he literally gets bent over every july idk


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.76497 del
>>76494
ah fuck, it's in 2 years


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.76498 del
>>76495
this guy is so buck broken he's trying to dodge him at any opportunity


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.76499 del
>>76493
Tell me about the future Bert. Is the curse broken by next year?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.76500 del
>>76496
not peer pressured into pulling for pogi though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.76501 del
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>>76500
he doesn't pull for anyone though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.76502 del
>>76499
nope, Seixas has a heartbreaking Pinot moment


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.76503 del
>marlen reusser has a broken back
this braphog hasn't had much luck in the past few years


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.76504 del
>>76503
I'd break her back some more if you follow my implications


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.76505 del
>>76503
Ouch.
Potential career ending injury.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.76506 del
>>76504
no, explain with pictures


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.76507 del
>>76503
damn she's fucked, its so over


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.76508 del
>Zwift Racing Score -3
God I suck. My meagre gains are hard won and quickly lost.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.76509 del
Germans searching eggs today:
>3 people die searching for eggs in Flensburg after a tree fell on them
>Men find a bottle of Polonium 210 on their egg hunt, a highly radioactive substance in Stuttgart
egg hunting is serious business, stay safe out there.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.76510 del
Pogi can't enter the GOAT conversation before he wins Bretagne Classic


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.76511 del
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>>76509
>3 people die searching for eggs in Flensburg after a tree fell on them
A 10 month old baby died there ;__;


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.76512 del
>>76511
very grim yea


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.76513 del
going out to find me own eggs in the countryside
certain berts among this very general seem opposed to it for some reason, but that does not concern me


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.76514 del
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Schizos going all out...


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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.76516 del
>>76514
is this the same guy as the baldoped schizo guy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.76517 del
>>76515
congrats to our blood passport inspector norBERT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.76518 del
>>76509
Polonium 210 is only radioactive in Stuttgart? Interesting


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.76519 del
>>76515
Based


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.76520 del
>>76518
it's a normal substance in Poland, thus the name


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.76521 del
>>76520
Yes, thus me size that comes with relative fitness. I was also born right after nuclear fallout from Chernobyl settled. I went a class higher than my age so kids a year older made fun of me that I am child of Chernobyl.
Polonium is bathe salts here.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.76522 del
>>76521
Fellow 1987 born Bert?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.76523 del
>>76522
1986, yungbertc.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.76524 del
Well, one day of summer is over.
Back to spring


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.76525 del
>>76515
Very nice, jolie even.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.76526 del
Why is majority of winter gear pitch black?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.76527 del
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Remco was 2 seconds slower than Vollering on the last Kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.76528 del
>>76526
idk but I think its fucking retarded
>muh absorb more heat from the sun or some dumb shit like that
what sun? What sun fucker? There is no sun in winter fucker. We need bright clothes for increased visibility fucker


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.76529 del
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>>76527
good god
was she flying or was he really bad? I saw that he was limping up the last kwaremont but I didn't expect it to be that bad


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.76530 del
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>>76527
ladies race was like 60 km long though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.76531 del
>>76529
Yes well she was only 6 seconds slower than W*ut. But also this >>76530


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.76532 del
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I am looking at those winter jerseys for next autumn/spring, I know what is the /cyc/ jersey of choice (alpha ros?). However, Castelli, not only that they are ridiculously expensive, they have like 80 different variants.
Also it's really difficult to tell what situation is the jersey actually for


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.76533 del
>>76503
>>76505
>>76507
They said she's being treated conservatively, so it's probably not that terrible. Or so I hope.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.76534 del
>Fractured lumbar vertebra


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.76535 del
>>76532
They are winter jerseys. They are for winter. So you don't need them since you don't leave the house for 6 months


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.76536 del
>>76535
WRONG


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.76537 del
>>76536
I stand corrected. 8 months


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.76538 del
>>76537
BIG words for someone who rides trains instead of bicycles


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.76539 del
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>>76538
Well yes, it would be a bit difficult to move these 6 million people every day on a bike now wouldn't it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.76540 del
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bikes don't get stuck in tunnels though


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.76541 del
>>76539
>he doesn't have 6 million cycle commuters in his "country"


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.76542 del
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>>76516
I don't think so, just similar clickbait style


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.76543 del
>remco fined for sticky bidon
Wout bros, the morale victory might actually be ours


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.76544 del
>>76532


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.76545 del
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Ridiculous


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.76546 del
>>76544
now that I have your attention and didn't just accidentally hit new reply before writing an answer.
any jersey manufacturer should have something in the line-up with a gore-tex or something similar as membrane (gore-tex patent expired) at the front part, to protect you from the wind, while keeping you dry in conjunction with a base layer.
in the unlikely event that you want to ride below 10°C (sounds crazy, but maybe you have some sort of epiphany, who knows), you can have something that extends that layer across the whole jacket.
now the castelli alpha is the warmest variant, it comes with an extra layer at the front to keep you warm. you might ask yourself if a warm merino base layer with an extra thicc perforated summer base layer underneath (the air pockets keep you warm, so it needs to be perforated) wouldn't do the same and you could get a castelli perfetto instead. either as long sleeved jacket or as short sleeve variant that you wear with arm warmers of different thicknesses according to the conditions and that you can remove while you go Z5 up a hill. the nice thing of the Castelli jackets is that they have air vents that you can open or close on the side with zippers.
as I said, other manufacturers have similar products as well, Sportful for example that belongs to the same company as Castelli and has been a long time sponsor of none other that Peter Sagan. they sell their products for approximately 25% less than Castelli.
I bought that stuff for really cheap during the period the whole fraudster Rene Benko Signa Group house of cards came crushing down and the internet bikestore that also belonged to him sold off their stock.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.76547 del
>>76545
I don't know. Pogi needs to bulk up for Arenberg and there aren't hills where he can ride away from Ganna, who will win btw.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.76549 del
>>76543
Now that Ganna got away with it, I assume everyone is gonna abuse it now


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.76550 del
Axelgaard thinks seixas will win the TT today. Is it time curse bros? Is this it


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.76551 del
I don't think I am made for this wage thing.
I am back to "work" tomorrow but I am already sick of at as I was sick of church as a child.
And if I am to retire early I would have to start grinding now for a good few years.
But I am already sick of it.

>>76547
Stealing this team.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.76552 del
>>76551
Just pick full alpecin, like always


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.76553 del
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why the -25?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.76554 del
>>76553
litering


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.76555 del
Remco 200 Swiss France penalty for sticky bottle


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.76556 del
*Francs
but why did we use the French currency name in the first place? fucking Napoleon turning us into their lapdog.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.76557 del
>>76555
this was already discussed like 10 posts above yours


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.76558 del
>>76557
yes, but I added the important detail of how much that fine was.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.76559 del
>>76558
already reported to the BCI, I'm sorry but you can expect a fine for not paying attention


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.76560 del
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last time they did today's time trial


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.76561 del
people like bertaczek could buy a new winter jacket with that money, please understand


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.76562 del
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>>76560


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.76563 del
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>>76551
> I don't think I am made for this wage thing.
I had a whole plan ready to be FIRE because no way I would last a lifetime of wagecucking. I pushed and pushed and lasted a only few years. Completely collapsed to find out I have the holy Tism (and a bunch of comorbidities).
Now my life is cyclismo and gardening and riding a 20 yo bike because my health is more important than money.
But everyone needs to get sick first before they realize that part.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.76564 del
>>76563
I am now almost completely re-oriented towards a house on a hill, a small orchard and a few gardening beds.
For a while I thought this is it, I am good, got a good paying itfag wagecuckery, I have it better than 95% of people, I can just ride it out and be an old wise man in a corporate tower, barely ever bothered, and just get paid until retirement.
Yeah, preferably not.

I can only feel the poor souls who really need a situation to realize this is not normal and they can't do a lot about it without nuking everything and entering a long period of complete chaos.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.76565 del
>>76563
yes, those Montenegro people know how to live:
>1. A person is born already tired and lives to rest.
>2. Love your bed as yourself.
>3. Rest during the day so that you can sleep peacefully at night.
>4. Don't work - work kills.
>5. If you see someone resting, help him.
>6. Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
>7. Do less than you can, and what you can't - throw it on someone else.
>8. Salvation in coolness - no one has died from rest yet!
>9. Labor brings sickness; don't die young.
>10. When you want to work, sit down, wait, the desire will pass.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.76566 del
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>a gang of feral urban youth polacks with buckets filled with water run towards you in 10C and high winds weather
>what do
It doesn't happen anymore this way but I can hear some kids running around and screaming, probably some chinesium water gun are in use.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.76567 del
lots of good riders going early in the TT, except del toro who didn't get the memo it seems


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.76568 del
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>>76546
akshually, most of my rides this year have been around or under 10 degrees
even my 7 hour ride from last week was around 6-10
my issue is the wind, the merino base layer can't keep me warm when my upper layer clearly gets penetrated thru
thanks for the info, i'll do further research


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.76569 del
>>76568
Dual base layer is the way to go my bert


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.76570 del
>>76560
>ynr Foss


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.76571 del
>>76568
this guy on youtube swears by the second base layer underneath strategy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZdoc1vCrpM [Embed]


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.76572 del
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got some PBs today


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.76573 del
state attorney of East Flanders wants to suspend the drivers licence of all riders that crossed the treinline while the red light was blinking.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.76574 del
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>I didn't raise a wheelsucker
lmao


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.76575 del
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I am not picking DEL TORO or AYUSO PESQUERA


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.76576 del
>>76575
Yes well what about Aranbaru?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.76577 del
>>76572
Nice, tell us more bert


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.76578 del
>>76572
Very cool, Bert!
Outdoorts or rape?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.76579 del
this TT is a lot more climb-ish than it looks on PCS


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.76580 del
>>76574
woutbros...


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.76581 del
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I squrted WD40 into the rear part of the pedal interface and the sound is mostly gone.
I ran out of WD40 and I don't have any spare, what sort of man am I?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.76582 del
>>76581
Not gone completely, it is very weird. Clearly I need to squirt more wd40.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.76583 del
>>76578
rape, did the lutscher in zwift as a bert (maybe you) recommended me


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.76584 del
>>76583
Might have been me
Lutcher is ideal distance for me


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.76585 del
Kek watched the video again, grug get fucked by gianni before the Kwaremont


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.76586 del
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Show me your baptiste.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.76587 del
Old man setting best time before the broadcast is on


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.76588 del
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>>76586
there you go


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.76589 del
This Roglic time looks a bit iffy even considering he does not have a Basque 50W buff that many of his competitors have.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.76590 del
>>76588
The Arambaru+Scorani vs Ayuso or Dopito conundrum.
I went with the boring big tree + Kevin.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.76591 del
I see Big Doubt in Ayuso, antiyusism even.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.76592 del
>Van der Poel erreichte vor etwas mehr als einer Woche beim E3 Saxo Classic Bestwerte: 446 Watt über 90 Minuten. Bei der dritten Überfahrt des Oude Kwaremont zeigte sein Radcomputer 650 Watt.
watts like this aren't enough to beat poggers


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.76593 del
>>76591
didn't he chute brutale last race?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.76594 del
>>76593
turned out to be a nothingburger


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.76595 del
>>76592
Yes, we have discussed this extensively. Can't do shit to the hyperresponder on a W/kg dependent parcours.
>>76593
No, he was is just a weakmind, he didn't do shit to himself.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.76596 del
>>76592
>446 Watt über 90 Minuten
surely this was NP not avg.?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.76597 del
>>76571
>dude...adding a double layer keeps you warm...woah...


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.76598 del
>>76596
>>76592
Shimano power meters are shit, this has been discussed EXTENSIVELY


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.76599 del
I feel guilty for doubting roglic


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.76600 del
Wish I could have fit Tobias Halland but he was the last fall guy.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.76601 del
Everyone under 35 not in the top 35 must DNF due to shame.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.76602 del
>>76596
no it was average its just unclear how accurate the number is because of shimano powermeter.
But it's somewhat believable because we know the numbers of the chasers that almost caught him and it looks like abrahamsen was doing 450-500w anytime he was at the front


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.76603 del
moleman going for KOM jersey?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.76604 del
Mollema...what?
What year is this?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.76605 del
>>76593
>Fortunately X-rays performed at the hospital in France did not reveal any fractures for Ayuso.
>A further clinical assessment performed by the Team doctor on-site at the Team hotel has also ruled out any other serious injuries.
>Juan will continue to monitored by the Team’s medical staff & another update will be provided only if necessary. [No update was ever provided.]
He should be fine. Or so I thought, we will see.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.76606 del
Big Belief in Ander!


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.76607 del
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35 Paul Seixas
29 Kévin Vauquelin
28 Isaac Del Toro
20 Ion Izagirre
16 Ander Okamika
12 Juan Ayuso
10 Tobias Halland Johannessen
10 Ibon Ruiz
9 Clément Braz Afonso
9 Baptiste Veistroffer
9 Alex Aranburu
8 Yannis Voisard
7 Ben Healy
7 Léo Bisiaux
5 Harold Tejada
4 Mattias Skjelmose
4 Florian Lipowitz
4 Christian Scaroni
4 Marc Soler
4 Joan Bou
4 Ilan Van Wilder
4 Nicolás Alustiza
4 Mikel Bizkarra
3 Bruno Armirail
3 José Luis Faura
3 Bauke Mollema
3 Felix Ørn-Kristoff
3 Andreas Kron
3 Julen Arriolabengoa
3 Tim Rex
3 Magnus Cort
2 Alex Baudin
2 Sinuhé Fernández
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Pello Bilbao
2 Antonio Tiberi
2 Lorenzo Fortunato
2 Markel Beloki
2 Primož Roglič
2 Lukas Nerurkar
2 Jordan Labrosse
2 Cian Uijtdebroeks
2 Iván Cobo
2 Menno Huising
2 Javier Romo
2 Matthew Dinham
2 Marco Brenner
1 Johannes Staune-Mittet
1 Gari Ugarte
1 Martin Tjøtta
1 Matthew Riccitello
1 Mikel Landa
1 Peter Øxenberg
1 Mattia Gaffuri
1 Juan Pedro López
1 Hugo Houle
1 Raúl García Pierna
1 Finn Fisher-Black
1 Martin Svrček
1 Unai Ramos
1 Aurélien Paret-Peintre
1 Axel Laurance
1 Andrew August
1 Clément Champoussin
1 Guillaume Martin
1 Julian Alaphilippe
1 Samuel Fernández
1 Jan Maas
1 Quinn Simmons


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.76608 del
>>76606
ander other hand...


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.76609 del
Heh Mollema on a road bike.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.76610 del
>>76607
>2 Primož Roglič
>1 Julian Alaphilippe


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.76611 del
>>76610
alaphilippe has been very shit aside from that one quebec win, why he's worth 10p still according to veloman is beyond me


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.76612 del
>>76611
10p is bad, but Emu for 8p...
madness!


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.76613 del
>>76611
There's also Buchmann who still costs 8 velocoins


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.76614 del
>>76607
I feel like I'm consistently high on the same picks list but low on the point score list. I pick the same riders as everyone else but do worse. Must be a skill issue.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.76615 del
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>>76611
>>76612
>>76613
not even the bottom podium, Emu bros...


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.76616 del
>>76609
And now he is zigzagging uphil.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.76617 del
>>76610
>2 Primož Roglič
Red hot synthetic blood, Richie Porte Memorial Team
>1 Julian Alaphilippe
Equipe de France


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.76618 del
moleman pretends to be a fred at a grand fondo or something, great impression


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.76619 del
>>76612
>>76613
this rider has died years ago and you cannot convince me otherwise


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.76620 del
BOTH cheeks exposed


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.76621 del
CHUTE Degoomble


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.76622 del
>>76620
Yeah, that 40 second loss in 2km was suspicious.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.76623 del
I am off.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.76624 del
SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.76625 del
Seixas Paul (Decathlon CMA CGM Team) overtakes Quartucci Lorenzo (Burgos Burpellet BH) who started 1 minute earlier.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.76626 del
Catkiller weak


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.76627 del
Molememe is not even going to get any KOM points today is he


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.76628 del
Paul SEIXASS?
more like PWOAH SEXASS


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.76629 del
28.25 seconds faster than roglic I CANNOT


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.76630 del
jesus, Seixas


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.76631 del
This is not normal


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.76632 del
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Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.76633 del
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Turns out Jonas was the moral victor of RVV all along


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.76634 del
>>76607
yes, berts believing so hard that the curse will finally be broken


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.76635 del
HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

HE HAS COME TO SAVE CYCLISME AND SAVE THE WORLD


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.76636 del
Dopage


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.76637 del
>>76633
Jonas will come to the Tour well rested after Giro d'Italia meanwhile Pogi will show up exhausted and out of breath recovering from his RVV antics. Visma once again winning with superior data collection and strategy.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.76638 del
Did you know Napoleon was still alive when the French last won a WT stage race. But now it is over. Paul Mutant


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.76639 del
>>76633
its like the first time we saw him genuinely painfacing on the kmont (zonder bonk brutale). Grugs watts are legit I'm telling you


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.76640 del
If Pog looks that tired on stage 9 of the Tour, it's highly likely that everybody else is looking even more tired.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.76641 del
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if you don't believe in Seixas winning, then you are stupid


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.76642 del
>>76641
I've never believed in anything more in my life


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.76643 del
>>76641
He wins the Le Tour this year


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.76644 del
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my boys


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.76645 del
>My dentist is posting big booba Easter-themed thirst traps
Lord help me, this woman....


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.76646 del
is there a runner more doped that seixas? no, no there is not


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.76647 del
>>76641
surely we all feel a little stupid


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.76648 del
>>76646
Yes but he's French so he can do anything and I'll cheer


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.76649 del
>>76646
He's living proof the peloton is clean


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.76650 del
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sauber until confession


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.76651 del
why is my stream so far ahead of PCS today? normally I'm super far behind


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.76652 del
>>76650
what if his heart explodes from obvious dopage


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.76653 del
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getting the rust off the old joints, just in time to see the curse get broken
life couldn't be better


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.76654 del
>>76653
Hilly


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.76656 del
benjamin tullett used to be a good TT'er at some point in his career


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.76657 del
It's confirmed. I have a terminal case of SEIXAS fever.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.76658 del
>>76652
that would be sabotage


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.76659 del
what happened to healy by the way
is he just stage hunting again


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.76660 del
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3 days after good friday, it's a wonder, he has risen.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.76661 del
NICHT NORMAL


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.76662 del
that's a big shart


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.76663 del
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hmm


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.76664 del
so team UAE has the ITT NC of Austria and Australia. imagine the vineshart


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.76665 del
>>76659
He heard I picked him for my team so he decided to take it easy today


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.76666 del
Beating Bigsharter with less than 30 seconds? VERY normal performance. Bordering on too clean even.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.76667 del
>>76653
nice eggs bertman


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.76668 del
brenny mcnuggets about to go pas normal


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.76669 del
Not bad van wilder


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.76670 del
txomin, the former national champion of ???


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.76671 del
emu up in 3 minutes


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.76672 del
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>>76670
Italy, obviously


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.76673 del
heh, one-by pickers dying on the last rampa


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.76674 del
sexyass feet


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.76675 del
how does mywoosh earn money? how are they paying Sagan?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.76676 del
Uijdtebroeks
Okamika
Ayuso
Del Toro

lots of big names to go still


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.76677 del
>>76676
big name yet unpronounceable


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.76678 del
>>76653
wish I could've done a long one today but I had to cuck it up for a wage. Much calmer than yesterday


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.76679 del
>>76675
selling bert's heart rate traces to Big Paypig innit


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.76680 del
>>76675
BIG subscription fees and a broad target audience. The tier for fatties is the most expensive, very good idea


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.76681 del
>tfw no Copponi CLARA gf


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.76682 del
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>>76680
wait a minute mywoosh is the r*pe software, my bad I was thinking about WHOOP


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.76683 del
>>76675
they have season passes and microtransactions


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.76684 del
arretez le comte


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.76685 del
>lipo has to slave for roglic
humiliation ritual


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.76686 del
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>>76675
I know how they could earn at least some money from beer nations.
>time for ciclismo and a very haram Spezialsud #25


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.76687 del
Oh I went ayuso and not toro. Not so sure about it now


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.76688 del
kirby really is like 60% senile at this point


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.76689 del
>>76687
did you pick Buchmann?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.76690 del
consider this: landismo


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.76691 del
okamika pas normal


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.76692 del
>>76686
>Rauchbier
disgusting desu, my ex gf worked for schlenkerla and always brought that shit home


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.76693 del
>>76691
anything for that mountain point


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.76694 del
watch out juan, a bee


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.76695 del
>>76692
>ex gf worked for schlenkerla and always brought that shit home
kek, oddly soulful


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.76696 del
holy shit ayuso dogshit, I fell for this pick


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.76697 del
del stier weak


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.76698 del
ynr the last next memco


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.76699 del
the fuck is going on? is ayuso dead? does tejada exist?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.76700 del
>Small mistake by AYUSO Juan


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.76701 del
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>Small mistake by Ayuso


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.76702 del
landismo fast


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.76703 del
Can't believe the curse will actually be broken this very week, bros.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.76704 del
tejada also a shit climb, the wind probably picked up
why don't teams check this shit? seixas started early


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.76705 del
holy shit kirby, landa didn't climb 2 minutes faster than tejada you insane man


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.76706 del
at this point, does france invade if a rogue tree root takes out seixas in the coming days?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.76707 del
Velobert will be on his deathbed still kicking himself he made Seixas 4 last year


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.76708 del
awful by ayyuso


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.76709 del
imagine are brandon kwabs the squeak dopeuer and it's the singular event that ignites WWIII


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.76710 del
awful by del toro, seixas basically won the race


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.76711 del
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>>76696
Me too. Good thing I also picked up Sexias and Lipo... Otherwise I'd be screwed!

Why did I trust Ayuso?!?!?

What was I thinking Berts?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.76713 del
>>76710
Del Toro is not known for his time trial thoughever. He can still launch some attaque de dopismo on some rampas later. Ayuso on the other hand had a truly terrible performance.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.76714 del
>>76713
this time trial was 2 rampas and he was bad on both


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.76715 del
G. Martin-Guynonnet le Squillaume as a reminder of the old unsuccessful French cyclisme


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.76716 del
>>76713
But Del Toro is know for his time trial


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.76717 del
>>76714
Sure but it's still different when doing a time trial. Seixas can't relax yet it's still going to be a race.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.76718 del
This is it, I'm never picking Achooso again. I usually keep myself away from him, but this time I thought "maybe I'm not being fair on him, all things considered he's a big talent that will do wonders for competition if he continues to improve".

Nope, not touching this rat ever again. I don't care if he's against complete shitters in a kermiskoers, I'm not picking him.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.76719 del
should've stuck with landismo, I betrayed myself and for that I deserve to be punished


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.76720 del
>>76718
Why did you pick him when he was dead in a ditch last race


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.76721 del
>>76720
Probably got psyopped by Lidl propaganda, like me >>76605


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.76722 del
>>76601
sorry not sorry


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.76723 del
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Nobody remembers who this is


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.76724 del
>>76720
mama taught me that cockroaches are tough as nails


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.76725 del
>>76720
that has lidl to do with his fraudulence


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.76726 del
>>76723
looks like buchbeast but he peaked in 2019


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.76727 del
>>76723
Valgren?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.76728 del
achooso apparently had an encounter with a perro while training


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.76729 del
>>76726
>>76727
Hint: racism


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.76730 del
>>76729
heh moscoomer, lazy fuck


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.76731 del
>>76728
His dick is gone too??


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.76732 del
>>76728
would have been useful to know, I need to become a journo scum and to interviews myself


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.76733 del
>Paul's parents Emmanuel and Emmanuelle
UCI can try their best, but I'll always be able to spot fake riders.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.76734 del
>>76733
>Emmanuelle
young me remembers that movie


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.76735 del
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>>76733
>>76734


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.76736 del
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Can I start getting reliable info about perro encounters end such?
Or was an eastoid infringing on GC once (1ce) enough to never allow me to have an unbothered team again?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.76737 del
It's finally happening. The chosen one has come.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.76738 del
>>76723
How can you be completely washed at 31?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.76739 del
Bertacek ez no 1


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.76740 del
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SEXASS barely 19
Meanwhile
>POGACAR almost 30, about to retire
>VINGEGAARD entering mid 30s
>ROGLIC almost 40
>EVENEPOEL never gonna happen
>AYUSO is over
>ALMEIDA doesn't have it
>LIPOWITZ over 25 and already peaked
>UIJTEBROEKS never gonna happen
>DEL TORO gonna get busted soon
>ONLEY never gonna happen
>YATESI busted and gone
>GALL doesn't have it
And that's only GC runners, classic is gonna be the same story
>GRUG 30+, about to retire
>AERT 30+, about to sudoku
>MADS never gonna make it

Yeah, I'm thinking SEXASSes reign of terror gonna last for 10+ years


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.76741 del
>>76740
>>LIPOWITZ over 25 and already peaked
now hold on...


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.76742 del
I predict the great Sepp KUSS will finish ahead of s*x*ss in the le tour


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.76743 del
>>76739
>Soler
>blinding-light.tiff


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.76744 del
I just want to see Seixas drop Pogi while Pogi still in his prime. Imagine the hype.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.76745 del
>>76742
you've predicted a lot of things about that guy that haven't come true
when is he getting his e-bike out the shed


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.76746 del
>>76742
I predict you vill post a visual representation of the great Sepp KUSS.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.76747 del
>>76740
>AERT
he can not retire, he got a stay for life at the lab


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.76748 del
If UAE makes a push for Seixas, French govt should give Decathlon a blank check.

Imagine Seixas taking the maillot jaune on Bastille Day, while wearing the Tricolore riding for a French team


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.76749 del
I'd be fine with that.
I need Kino!


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.76750 del
>>76748
>decathlon
fdj bros...het's vorbei......


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.76751 del
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for me it is salade lyonnaise


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.76752 del
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>>76751
For me it's Velikonocni beranek


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.76753 del
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>>76751
Lyon... Home....


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.76754 del
>>76752
>Velikonocni beranek
looks cute but too many c*rbs


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.76755 del
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>>76754
>anti carbs in a cycling general


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.76756 del
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>>76754


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.76757 del
>>76755
>t. has to stop and refill his sirup bidens every hour
the incessant sugar shilling is really tiresome


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.76758 del
>>76757
egglet post


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.76759 del
>>76757
This man bonks


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.76760 del
>>76758
please pay attention
>>76751


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.76761 del
>>76757
I mean if you're doing big rides or racing it's literally a game changer.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.76762 del
>>76759
impossible to bonk when you start out deglycogenated


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.76763 del
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>>76755
these brothers are the same age, right?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.76764 del
>>76753
Forgot you went there. Must have been heaven for you


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.76765 del
Nice interview by vauquelin at the end. Apparently they have a strong training group in Nice with SEIXAS, JEGAT and BARRE


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.76766 del
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>>76764
Yep. France is general is such a treat. There's a wonderful culture of making wines accessible so you can get amazing bottles of Burgundy in restaurants for cheaper than you could from a store. In contrast, in the US, the wines are sold in store heavily marked up due to tariffs and our distribution scheme (wines required by law to have three people touching it - importer, distributor, store). Then they're sold at restaurants for sometimes 4-5x markup from the store price.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.76767 del
>>76766
>wines required by law to have three people touching it - importer, distributor, store
>Then they're sold at restaurants for sometimes 4-5x markup from the store price.
Crazy, I will never complain about wine prices again.
I'm not a wine drinker myselft, but I recently got a white Kerner from a wine tasting at work.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.76768 del
>>76765
>BARRE
rest in peace brother


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.76769 del
>>76766
There is a markup of x2 on restaurants usually, unless you go to specific places. But yeah, import is insane everywhere on alcohol


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.76770 del
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another behrens rises


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.76771 del
>>76770
Will he stop SEXASS though?


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.76772 del
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>>76771
I don't think this family is cut for longer hard efforts I'm afraid


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.76773 del
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Heh, nothing personnel, Mr So-called "GOAT"


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.76774 del
>>76773
nice screenshot bert


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.76775 del
>>76773
the vinos got to him bros


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.76776 del
>>76773
washed by torty, while bloatmaxxed poggers will still be farming monuments


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.76777 del
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seixas is already old news


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.76778 del
>>76773
We're reaching insane boomer levels


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.76779 del
>>76774
This is just how us boomers make screenshots.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.76780 del
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fixed


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.76781 del
>>76780
this should replace the le tricolor as national flag of franzia


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.76782 del
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>>76780
Please Photoshop your image into this thx in advance


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.76783 del
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>>76773
>heh, "screen shots"
>>72692
>>72698


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.76784 del
>>76777
where is he from again? his name is ringing a bell.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.76785 del
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>>76773
I would never, an I may be the second oldest here, besides Bertman, surely a top 5 boomer.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.76786 del
>>76785
isn't autismbert like 42


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.76787 del
>>76786
He may be 42 and 36 at the same time, maybe he had to lie in his trein job application and just went with it.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.76788 del
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could go for a soudal vending machine sandwich tbhwyb


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.76789 del
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I know people who are even older than 42


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.76790 del
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>>76789
good age for a pro cyclist


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.76791 del
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>>76789
>>76790
Runners used to peak at that age, tbh


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.76792 del
>>76791
BALDOPED


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.76793 del
>>76791
does anyone here still watch his videos, I stopped a while ago because I felt like he was losing the plot


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.76794 del
>>76793
Not really, I feel like his analysis not that insightful. The berts have the most piercing analysis.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.76795 del
>>76793
his videos at the start of 2026 were fire #truthnukes but I haven't watched anything lately. I'm not much on youtube in general


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.76796 del
>>76793
Very rarely if I really want to watch something cycilng related and I got nothing else.
His race analysis is generally just a race recap and his judgement of riders is still based on the powerlevel they had 5 years ago when he started making videos.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.76797 del
>>76794
I just don't think he understand the width of the powergaps
to him any rider can win if they just ride tactically perfectly when they just physically can't keep up


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.76798 del
>>76797
That's a pretty good characterization


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.76799 del
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You finally woke up, Jonas. Flight just landed, we were starting to think you’d sleep through it. You good? Easy now... yeah, we’re here. What’s that? "Tadej"? Who are you talking about? Dominating grand tours AND classics? You must still be a bit out of it haha... There’s no rider like that. Seixas? What kind of name is that? A French GC rider who can actually time trial too? Haha… yeah, okay. Sounds like you had a pretty wild dream on that flight.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.76800 del
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god that cockpit is so alien looking to me


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.76801 del
>>76800
his name is Pitcock and he'd look normal if he wasn't so short


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.76802 del
>>76799
Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up.

Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?

Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Slovenia, I'm sure they'll let us go.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.76803 del
j*nas kinda looks monke


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.76804 del
>>76800
the footage from this recon ride is butt clenching though the way they slam on those cobbles


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.76805 del
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>>76803


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.76806 del
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>>76803
he just has long arms okay


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.76807 del
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he's such a shy boy


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.76808 del
>>76806
Between this and his PN disaster, does anyone in the peloton have worse drip??


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.76809 del
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>>76808
watch it chrissy


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.76811 del
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>>76790
now Bala's a winner!
setting life goal, brb...


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.76812 del
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>>76788
I had this one on friday. Was starving early in the morning and a candy bar just didn't do it.
Was ok ....6.5/10


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.76813 del
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>>76812
>natrgano svinjino
Funny way to put it, would be intelligible in Polska after a while of thinking about it.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.76814 del
Seixas gained so much positive karma from gifting Prodhomme the win that would have been the first for both of them.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.76815 del
>>76814
what if he's karma doping? French runners getting kwabbed for decades built up an immeasurable amount of positive karma that is now being funneled into seixas. He will gain 10-15% ftp every year
>he seriously gained at least 10% between the end of last season and now
crazy 2bh


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.76816 del
>>76815
Maybe the french finally stopped doing fasted trainings and got onboard the protein bar regiment


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.76817 del
>>76816
seixas does not look like he eats much of anything, proper french skelly.
His dopage transcends the need for calories


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.76818 del
>>76816
Unfortunately I can attest that wine is a gains goblin so maybe Madouas (pbuh) is wrong and Plugge (may Allah forgive me for saying his name) has something


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.76819 del
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Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.76820 del
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>>76819


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.76821 del
>>76819
shut the FUCK up Michael


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.76822 del
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>In terms of watts, one has to imagine that in 2026, Pogacar at 500 Watts Etalon would have given Lance Armstrong the same thrashing here that he gives Chavanel, and that Seixas would have followed him. Food for thought.


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.76824 del
Duvels actually ADDS gainz and watts thoughbeit
grape slurpers in the mud


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.76825 del
>>76822
that doesn't factor in how fast are lance would go with a set of rounder wheels and aero kit


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.76826 del
I have NEVER seen anyone as DOPED as Seixas


Bert 04/06/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.76827 del
>>76826
you didn't watch w**t in the le tdf back in 22?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.76829 del
>>76826
Padun will always be the most ridiculous display if dopaje or e-biking


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.76830 del
>>76829
I would be disappointed if I learnt this was e-biking


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.76831 del
>>76830
I doubt sometimes because realistically how much do you need to dope to pull it off considering how weak he was after. Can EPO really widen the power gap that much


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.76832 del
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interesting that the line between dopers and /clean/ runners is on a north-south axis through central Aus


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.76833 del
>>76831
It's hard to put in place without the team knowing. I mean the mechanics have to know


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.76834 del
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Good legs for once, just in time for the race season start in two weeks. 2x21min over unders, averaged 374W and 373W for the 21min sets.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.76835 del
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Bought wd40, more energy bars than i can handle and some dopage pills
It is on


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.76836 del
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>>76834


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.76837 del
>>76835
What do you need the energy bars for? Just drink sugar bert. I've been experimenting with homemade syrup gels lately. I bought a couple of 300ml soft flasks, boiled some water and put 270g of sugar and boiling water in the flasks. Nice consistency, not too sweet, good for 3h rides. Two of these in your back pocket and you are good to go for big rides. Then you can just put water in the bottles


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.76838 del
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>>76837
That sounds absolutely horrible
Those bars are mostly for the feeling of hunger


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.76839 del
>>76837
do you add something for taste, and salt also?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.76840 del
>>76838
I think if you are feeling hungry you need to a) eat a bigger breakfast and b) pedal harder, I think I only get hungry on really easy long rides, but when you push more watts your body forgets it needs to eat and the sugar is good enough on its own heh.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.76841 del
>>76840
Yes, well, I am mostly using them on 4+ hour rides that are of course lower wattage


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.76842 del
>>76841
Yeah makes sense, I guess people are just different in this regard. On the Mallorca trip my clubmates always wanted to go to a cafe on a longer ride to eat some cake or whatever after 4h. It seemed very odd to me, I don't want to eat, I want to ride my bike and then afterwards eat, but maybe they just were hungry.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.76843 del
>>76839
Ah yes salt as well for bigger rides, like 1g/h. But nothing else for taste, although my friend really recommends trying some lemon juice.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.76844 del
>>76843
I read a few recipes where they add the lemon juice to help the sugar dissolve


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.76845 del
>>76844
I've found that when you use boiling water the dissolving is not really a problem – you can get north of 300g sugar easily in a 300ml bottle.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.76846 del
>>76842
did you have a good time shidding and puking while your friends rode around doing cafe stops?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.76847 del
>>76842
Same, If I have enough sugar with me it's rather not stop and eat.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.76848 del
>>76842
This is a very autistic post on par with your why don't people just vine in a boiler room for 5 hours post


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.76849 del
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dude who broke his ass is still in Oman
if you have some pregnancy fetish, the HLN article also features some instagram pics of his wife, who shares way too spicy pics.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.76850 del
>>76849
Hasn't it been too months already?
They would have sewed his ass shut in Herentals overnight


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.76851 del
>>76849
Jesus christ what a horror story.

>Touzé was transferred to Roeselare, where a new five-hour operation followed. “There they discovered that the doctors in Oman had not closed my abdominal wall. My organs were directly under the skin. When they went into my abdomen with scissors, they hit my organs. It felt like stabbing.”


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.76852 del
>>76850
I'm reading the article on l'équipe now. he's back home.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.76853 del
>>76851
what the actual FUCK


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.76854 del
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>>76851


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.76855 del
>>76848
Hmm yes I can see what you mean, but I can assure you I am not autistic in other venues of my life, I guess cycling just brings that part of everybody to the forefront
>>76851
Wew, got lucky they didn't kill him there


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.76856 del
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>>76849
>"What is going to become of me? I have a house to pay off."


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.76857 del
we live in france


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.76858 del
>>76855
>phd in statistic


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.76859 del
>>76849
Pics were not that spicy. Just standard "woman staring at bare pregnant belly" photos that everyone seems to do.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.76860 del
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>People aged 35 or older who exercise intensively for years run a higher risk of specific cardiovascular diseases. This is the conclusion of new international research in which Radboudumc participated. Cardiovascular diseases are often not considered in relation to athletes, says researcher Thijs Eijsvogels. This is unjustified, it now appears. Heart rhythm disorders and calcification of the coronary arteries actually occur more frequently among very dedicated athletes. However, this concerns very intensive exercise, says Eijsvogels. "Exercise where your heart rate and breathing rise significantly, to the point where you can no longer hold a decent conversation." Nor does it concern a one-off intensive workout, but at least five to ten years. "Exercising is healthy in principle," emphasizes Eijsvogels. "It lowers the risk of premature death and numerous chronic diseases." The greatest health benefits can be achieved if someone who does not exercise becomes active. The Health Council's recommendation is to engage in at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity physical activity per week. "If you exercise between three and five hours a week, you have reached your maximum health benefits," says Eijsvogels. "Above that, it doesn't yield much more." Therefore, beyond a certain amount and intensity of exercise, additional risks actually arise, says the researcher. "But we don't yet know exactly where that tipping point lies." It is also not yet known why avid athletes suffer more frequently from cardiac arrhythmias and calcification of the coronary arteries. However, it is clear that cardiovascular disease manifests differently in avid athletes than in people who have exercised normally or not at all. They may notice this through a sudden loss of performance during exercise, says Eijsvogels. "For example, if you can no longer cycle at the pace you were doing before and see on your sports watch that this coincides with a temporary disruption of the heart rhythm."


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.76861 del
>>76859
there's one baby covering the booba


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.76863 del
>>76860
if i die, i die doing what i loved - uneven zones


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.76864 del
>>76863
BASED


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.76865 del
Healy got chuted by a spectator during his recon yesterday


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.76866 del
no way this elite breakaway will be allowed to finish ahead of the pedalton


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.76867 del
>>76866
waar veirhuffer? I could have picked broeck van den franck instead


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.76868 del
I was an early stakeholder in the Joan BOU Company


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.76869 del
>>76868
I switched him out last second


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.76870 del
We live in Pais Vasco


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.76871 del
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nice tempo ride done, absolutely stunning weather today


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.76872 del
>>76842
>It seemed very odd to me, I don't want to eat, I want to ride my bike and then afterwards eat
could not agree more


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.76873 del
>>76870
if only


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.76874 del
CHUTE


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.76875 del
collected


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.76876 del
squillaume status?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.76877 del
>>76607
DNS VOISARD Yannis btw
along with Kockelmeme and vergallito


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.76878 del
n word hayter wins the sprint


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.76879 del
>>76878
it's the other ethan lol, the vermin or so


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.76880 del
horse category


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.76881 del
>>76878
Many frauds in that sprint.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.76882 del
more horses. they gotta go fast.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.76883 del
Movistar SLAVING for UIJTEDEBROEKS


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.76884 del
Great video quality here


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.76885 del
CHUTE


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.76886 del
cute


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.76887 del
Vauqelin status?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.76888 del
black man tesfation has to push the next remco, so that cian can take a piss. this is racist.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.76889 del
>>76860
Our ancestors had a high amount of low effort excercise. They moved all day long. Intense bursts of excercise were rare (danger, moving a carcas,...). So it's logical to assume that we are not made for high entensity endurance sports.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.76890 del
>>76862
Babies are so fucking ugly. Theyre tiny old men


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.76891 del
Half the Tudor team abandoned. What the hell happened to them?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.76892 del
>>76891
Chuted alongside Ineos


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.76893 del
>>76891
they relaxed behind team ineos. grave mistake.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.76894 del
why does UAE team leader bigshart have to fetch bottles himself? as best rider in the GC of the team, the mexican should work for him.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.76895 del
San Miguel de Aular


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.76896 del
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SEXASS about to put 2 minutes on hapless wattlets


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.76897 del
Full pacing, lets go


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.76898 del
Carlton hyping up Rajtuzo, kiss of death.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.76899 del
DECATHLON CMA CGM TRAIN


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.76900 del
Dopathlon is so doped. Look how bad Armirail is now


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.76901 del
yes, someone please attack


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.76902 del
>>76900
that's the jumbo debuff


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.76903 del
I'm sorry but those hungarian bands on every euskatel rider is ridiculous


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.76904 del
SEXASS breathing heavily, looking down, it doesn't look so good!


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.76905 del
random alain philippe backwards pedaling


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.76906 del
>>76903
i was wondering if that was cheeky VALTER or who the fuck


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.76907 del
Garcia has good piernas today


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.76908 del
>>76906
ironically they had the hungarian champ on their team last year Dina MARTON


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.76909 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE PAUL SEIXAS


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.76910 del
Healy dropped,I think


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76911 del
>>76909
lol he's so fucking bored riding in a slow train


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76912 del
SEXASS GOES SOLO


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76913 del
>>76910
Ayuso nowhere to be found


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76914 del
wow stronk


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76915 del
Pogacesque


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76916 del
a bit early no?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.76917 del
>>76916
we'll see, he ran out of help helpers anyway


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.76918 del
waar Del Fraudo?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.76919 del
>>76916
the weak should fear the strong


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.76920 del
Oh, yeah, I don't think I have seen anyone but Grosschart. No Dopito.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.76921 del
>>76916
Nah. Solo to the finish.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.76922 del
Ayuso Tiberi LACHEE


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.76923 del
So, why did I pick ayuso again? Why did I not get the warning that he's washed?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.76924 del
>>76916
I think he knows how to pace himself (see Strade)
unlike some other squeakers


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.76925 del
>LIPOWITZ also a young man
>25 (twenty five)


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.76926 del
there goes ayuso, fuck this goomble will be a disaster for me


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.76927 del
Liposhits doubters getting humbled


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.76928 del
the real question is, where's rogla?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.76929 del
Oh great Johannessen is gone and dead. And so am I


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.76930 del
>>76928
Guarding the rear of G3


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.76931 del
>3 astanas


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.76932 del
Ok, dopito is not dead at least.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.76933 del
>>76924
>new pogacar is french
how hard are you right now? no lying


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.76934 del
Vauquelin also ded. Fantastisk.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.76935 del
And where in the absolute FUCK is Vauquelin


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.76936 del
>>76932
Dopito takes a moment for he juice to kick in


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.76937 del
> ayuso lachee
> johannesen lachee
> my goombleteam lachee


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.76938 del
>>76934
>>76935
didn't he crash, it's already over him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.76939 del
>ion izagirre my 2nd best GC rider


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.76940 del
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ROGLIC alive and present


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.76941 del
Can't be that fast if Izaguire is still there


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.76942 del
primoz alive and well


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.76943 del
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>turned out to be a 20 point Allaphillipe


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.76944 del
>>76933
I'm not French, just too lazy to select my real flag


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.76945 del
BUT. I think I have now a pretty good gauge on the recency bias/current form.
Will never be perfect and still a goomble but at least you can reliably add this to the charade.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.76946 del
>baudin better than half the favorites


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.76947 del
pas normal


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.76948 del
Fucking Johannessen has been not normal this year and then he FUCKS me


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.76949 del
And now they are slurping.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.76950 del
Tobias Halland's form also on the way down.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.76951 del
how is ayuso even holding on when he looked so dead


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.76952 del
He is taking MINUTES. This is not normal


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.76953 del
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Drink every time Carlton says
>he is 19!


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.76954 del
what's del toro waiting for, he has to be better than most guy in his wheel


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.76955 del
How's Sexias descending? Will he be able to hold em off?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.76956 del
Pogacar shaking in his boots


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.76957 del
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never expected to witness the return of France from guest nation to cycling nation in my lifetime.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.76958 del
>rogla


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.76959 del
classic landismo move this


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.76960 del
landismo


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.76961 del
>Chian


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.76962 del
is there any rider dead or alive with less punch than lipo?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.76963 del
>>76962
yes blobloblo and crod


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.76964 del
Why didn't I just take Lipobitch


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.76965 del
Del Dopo better make a move


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.76966 del
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>>76962


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.76967 del
ROGLIC looks totally in control until he suddendly isn't


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.76968 del
Where would Remco be. Gruppo Ayuso?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.76969 del
>>76962
big jorg


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.76970 del
climbing in the drops is such a style


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.76971 del
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VINGEGAARD won't even be on the Podium in Paris


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.76973 del
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Hmm if GPS is correct he didn't really gain time anymore. Pog would have gotten two minutes


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.76974 del
>>76971
2026
1. Pogacar
2. Seixas
3. Vingegaard

2027
1. Seixas
2. Pogacar
3. Lipowitz

my magic 8ball can't predict further into the future than this


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.76975 del
>>76973
with pog they would have given up before the race even started and started riding for 2nd


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.76976 del
Why does Lel Toro let himself get dropped all the time. Does he think he is Almeida or something


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.76977 del
del dopo dropped


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.76978 del
waar is kevin? the fuck even Baudin is in G2.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.76979 del
>>76976
gifting the win to seixas, just as he gifted him the 2nd place at strade hehe


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.76980 del
tobias replaced by beloki in gruppo fraud


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.76981 del
>>76978
he chuted


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.76982 del
crazy snot rocket by baudin


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.76983 del
And now Del Toro is behind just because he suddenly decided to stop pedaling. This guy's IQ must be below sea level


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.76984 del
G2 slurping like crazy, did everyone drink the retard juice this morning


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.76985 del
ayuso pedaling like a dude that bonked 1 hour ago


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76986 del
>>76984
Everyone is slurping everywhere. They are used to doing this behind Pog. This "sport" is over


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76987 del
I don't care about G5 jeez


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76988 del
>>76933
Not him but this feels unreal


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76989 del
>>76984
Skjelmose should do some BIG pulls to distance Ayuso


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76990 del
crazy decending


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76991 del
ayuso seething


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.76992 del
CHUTE LANDA


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.76993 del
Landa dood


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.76994 del
Oh no


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.76995 del
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this is squeaky time


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.76996 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.76997 del
FUCK


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.76998 del
>>76992
being landa is suffering


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.76999 del
Show g2 ffs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.77000 del
Collected.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.77001 del
career ending chute for landa


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.77002 del
just when you thought his suffering was over


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.77003 del
>>77001
again


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.77004 del
>>77001
pls no:(


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.77005 del
Lol nevermind.
It's better that I don't watch these idiots.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.77006 del
>ayuso - simple helper for some Danish rider


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.77007 del
>>77001
if he's collected then I assume he'll do one more vuelta and end it
the script will give him a stage like they did with bernal


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.77008 del
>>77005
Lipowitz is waiting for Remco


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.77009 del
hahaha skjelmose talking to the zoned out lipo


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.77010 del
They over raced del dopo?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.77011 del
>>77007
Wtf I don't remember this at all. Which timeline is this


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.77012 del
>>77011
it was that stage they randomly put the finish mid climb because of protestors and nobody knew where to start the sprint


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.77013 del
ROGLIC'S GROUP


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.77014 del
I hate g2 so much it's unreal


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.77015 del
>>77010
No one can peak for a week over three months. There were signs. I hoped Ayuso has way more in the tank, runners "recover" from more in way less time but he didn't.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.77016 del
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Sooner than later this very general will need a squeaker variant that will squeak about french dopeurs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.77017 del
Lolwut


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.77018 del
kek wtf


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.77019 del
> ayuso not found
> del toro not found
> johannesen not found
> vauqelain not found
Many veloteams (including mine) in complete shambles


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.77020 del
Moto killed someone?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.77021 del
did that 2nd moto ride over his head


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.77022 del
chute de spectator


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.77023 del
Good they threw that asshole in the ravine already


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.77024 del
Seixas pas normal, but some of these guys are in absolute fraudulent form given the composition of these groups.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.77025 del
>>77019
I only have Izagirre but everyone does of course


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.77026 del
>>77024
it was a nice startlist and they're all dead


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.77027 del
>>77019
absolute carnage, the winning teams will be very exotic


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