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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No. 74966
Camembert edition

>Current and upcoming road races
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>74005


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.74996 del
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Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.75004 del
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>Faire arriver "Paris-Camembert" à Livarot! On ne respecte plus les AOP ; Laurent Mariotte va se fâcher
Race didn't finish in the area where Camembert is being made, big scandal


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.75008 del
>>75004
phwoaa there is some DENSE cheese
or perhaps gau the rat is lighter than he looks


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.75011 del
>>75004
Livarot is a better cheese


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.75012 del
>>75011
German wikipedia article about Livarot even comes with some wine recommendations:
>Zu dem Käse passt ein Tokayer oder ein Pinot-Gris-Spätlese aus dem Elsass sehr gut. In seiner normannischen Heimat wird der Livarot mit einem Glas Calvados genossen.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.75013 del
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>>75012
Pinot mentioned


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.75014 del
>Remco Evenepoel denied participating in the Tour of Flanders yet again on Sunday, but the chance that he will start is indeed high. On Thursday, he is scouting the final part of the course with his Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe teammates. If the fatigue from the Tour of Catalonia is no longer in his legs and the reconnaissance goes well, his German employer will then announce that he is in the selection for the Tour of Flanders. Multiple sources confirm this to WielerFlits.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.75015 del
>>75004
not enough cheese


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.75016 del
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>>75014
wouldn't that be something


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.75017 del
>>75014
>grug, pog, remco, wout quartet going to the line together
ciclismo saved


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.75018 del
>>75017
if memco gets over the last paterberg with these guys I will do a 200km ride when the weather turns good


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.75019 del
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Reposting it because I didn't get any (you) 😔


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.75020 del
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>>75019
be safe bert, those are life threatening heart rates


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.75021 del
RVV is such an anti memco type race, it's just constant wattbombs with little in between
on the other hand something like dwarf door tomorrow he could really smother the competition between the hills


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.75022 del
>>75021
There is always the van baarle special before the Koppenberg


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.75023 del
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>>75019


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.75024 del
it's too bad that rvv has 4 (generously) runners who are potential winners


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.75025 del
Remco seething his way to RVV is actually quite fun


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.75026 del
shame we have beaufort six, otherwise it would be a nice day to score some eggs


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.75027 del
evenpoel just flew over my house


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.75028 del
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Dwarf Doors OFFICIAL /bet/

>Aert 3
>Pedersen 8
>Laporte 8
>Philipsen 10
>Lund 13
>Strand 15
>Morgado 19
>Vermeersch 23
>Magnier 34
>Grosso 34
>Abrhamasen 34
>Brennan 34
>Milan 34
>Segaert 41
>Lie 41
>Gregoire 41
>Birmay 34
...
>Cosnefroy 51
>Ganna 51
>Baarle 81
>Vacek 101
>Valgren 101
>Kubis 151
>Johansen 501
>Canal 501


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.75029 del
>>75028
this one is for son of abraham


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.75030 del
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>>75020
2 minute PR! Just cycling though it goes higher for running


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.75031 del
>>75028
why the FUCK is wout the undisputed favorite? Because he managed to keep up with grug without managing to stay away from the peloton kek yeah alright fuck you


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.75032 del
>>75028
wow, the winner isn't even listed


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.75033 del
>>75031
First the odds are made by people betting, so it's mostly belgian boomers doing that. Also I think it's safe to make him fav, their team really is the strongest and they're going ALL in on wout in every race. In san remo they sacrificed EVERYONE to bring him back, matteo did full cipressa, Laporte even dropped to do the last bridge and then paced the pogio


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.75034 del
>>75031
his team does have the overwhelming numbers advantage
by far
if a jumbo doesn't win it'll be sad


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.75035 del
>>75034
he's just glad a certain american superstar is injured


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.75036 del
>>75035
americans are only allowed to ride in the middle east now


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.75037 del
>>75030
Very nice bert, good to see the old folks in this thread reaching threshold HR for once heh


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.75038 del
remco to RVV is true apparently but there was an embargo on the news till tomorrow


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.75039 del
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barely even got wet but four degrees and wind, I would post the stats but I can't so I shan't 🤣


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.75040 del
>>75038
that's the best news I've gotten all week


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.75041 del
unless it's an elaborate april fools joke from bora


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.75042 del
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>>75041
dont do me like that bertman


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.75043 del
>>75042
look I've posted credible inside information before (long ago on the 4chainz)
it is true to the fact that journos are not in on it


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.75044 del
Imagine Bora sending out a team of Remco, Roglic, Vlasov and DNF Martinez. Pure chute kino.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.75045 del
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>>75043
it must be true


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.75046 del
>>75033
But even axeltaard fell for wout


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.75047 del
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But I think he will


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.75048 del
>>75047
they are merely implying pog will attack at a different place


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.75049 del
>>75033
wout's the undisputed favorite everywhere


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.75050 del
>>75047
kek I was watching that yesterday
pure boomer energy
<wout can win if he doesn't get dropped on the paterberg and then outsprints the rest
it's just that easy, thanks johan


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.75051 del
>>75047
Yes, well, he will already have dropped by Aide Kwakemont


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.75052 del
I don't know how to make webm's well anymore but if anyone wants to, this is a good one

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWbGi9HDZiB/


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.75053 del
>>75050
rtbf didn't dare, but they're full on hopium for roubaix


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.75054 del
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First outside ride after coming home from work after God knows how long. We’re so back.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.75055 del
>>75054
kino.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.75056 del
So that Remcuck shit is an april fool's joke right


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.75057 del
>>75056
It has been said to me it is not


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.75058 del
>>75056
The guy is an april fools joke on his own


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.75059 del
>>75056
german boomer on cycling board I frequent (already had some reliable inside knowledge in the past) said that talk in the broader bora camp is that he'll actually start


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.75060 del
>>75056
Well 2 hours to prepare some April first big if true headlines
>Pogi to ride for UAE Gen Z, so he can participate this summer at the Volta in Portugal
>Big Simon Yates press conference about last years Giro announced: "I want to come clean"
>Chris Froome to Visma confirmed
>Remco to start for Marocco at the next world championship
>UCI to study formula 1 rule changes and will run a trial with overtake mode and active aero at the next Tour de Romandie femmes
>Giro announces Turkey as the next Grande Partenza for 2027 - Badabag climb mentioned as highlight


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.75061 del
>>75059
there's a German cycling forum? Didn't pay attention after the tour magazin forum was shutdown.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.75062 del
>>75059
>>75057
I BELIEVE
IF I AM DISAPPOINTED I WILL BE ANGRY


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.75063 del
>>75061
rennrad-news forum I reckon


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.75064 del
Svenskjavlar.
First 40 minutes of football I have watched since eons and my disappointment is as immeasurable as it was expected.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.75065 del
>>75064
Now you can watch bertczek vs the Danish shitposters


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.75066 del
>>75065
A picture of two teams not worthy of the footy cup tbh


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.75067 del
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Gonna stream Mad Cats on Saturday, Bert.
At 10:00 and 21:00 CEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.75068 del
>>75067
is FERGUSON one of the cats


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.75069 del
>>75068
I think that's a tractor.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.75070 del
>>75066
imagine drunk czechs in Mexico. now we wait how the wlochys are embarrassing themselves against fucking bosnia.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.75071 del
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>>75052
James Bond did this before it was cool


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.75072 del
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>throwing beer at a kid
very Belgian


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.75073 del
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>denmark


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.75074 del
congrats to Czechia and Bosnia for beating Denmark and Italy, they won't be missed.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.75075 del
kek the 4chan/sp/ front page. poor wlochy can't into ciclismo nor calcio anymore.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.75076 del
Roger was right, grandes just aren't what they used to be


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.75077 del
what do italians do considering they dont play football or are good at ciclismo


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.75078 del
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Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.75079 del
>>75077
Dopage in speed skating


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.75080 del
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>/cyc/ office kept me working late enough that I had no time to ride outside despite perfect 25 degree weather
>Had to r*n on the t***dmill instead
Life is grim.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.75081 del
I scored a mere six eggs but it's better than nothing
still recovering after race day innit


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.75082 del
>>75081
Post race eggs


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.75083 del
quick step has just announced that Remco will ride RVV. Remco said that Patrick Lefevre taking the role of the DS for the race convinced him to start and he believes that he can win.
for bert news live from where ever that may be on this April 1st, Bert.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.75084 del
bertaczek successfully applied to be tankmans assistant at the next tour de czèchque. the roles includes tasks like cleaning tankmans glasses, translation work and supplying Pilsener Urquell and sourcing some Duvel inbetween.
for bert news live from the cyc office on this April 1st, Bert.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.75085 del
>>75084
The true modern flip and flap.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.75086 del
Or should I say Laurel and Hardy.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.75087 del
>pogi : grug best friend and hates Visma
>Vermeesh: grug's friend
>Remco: grug's friend
Wout sisters, we need to do something about it


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.75088 del
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>>75081
How did the race go bert?
For me, easy 7 eggs recovery ride


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.75089 del
>>75087
Both vermeersch are friends
And Meeus is also his friend and he hates Laporte now


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.75090 del
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nice april captcha on 4cyc


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.75091 del
>>75090
this is a pokeman right?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.75092 del
Need a new helmet, any recommendations? How is the Kask Valegro?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.75093 del
REMCO DOES RVV


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.75094 del
>>75093
I told you


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.75095 del
>>75093
Top 5 and no crash would be a good debut


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.75096 del
to all non-attention payers: remco is doing the thing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.75097 del
>>75083
you have insider information


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.75098 del
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Wonder if Al-Rhemco will do RVV.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.75099 del
Breaking news, jonas vingegaard does vlaanderens mooiste


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.75100 del
only questions left to answer is where is SEIXAS and why is he hiding!?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.75101 del
>>75100
Breaking the curse next week


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.75102 del
Mhm didn't adjust my team from my first draft, not good


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.75103 del
>>75102
oh shit I forgot about that race completely


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.75104 del
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I hope that my squad does badly but it is what it is


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.75105 del
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these intervals today felt way more doable, maybe even too easy? no idea what kind of level of exertion this should be at


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.75106 del
>>75105
Well if threshold is something you should be able to do at least 2x20min or 1x40min+ without killing yourself, then some meme 5x4min should be quite easy, no?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.75107 del
>>75105
well yeah I'm with finbert here riding threshold shouldn't exactly destroy you at least not for short duration intervals


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.75108 del
>>75106
makes sense


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.75109 del
>>75108
If I were you I'd do something like 1x20min at 270W and then a second 20min with 270-275W after like 10min rest, just see how that feels. For threshold that second one should be tough but not overly so, like you have to concentrate for the final 5min but breathing should still be controlled.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.75110 del
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>>75105
you should consult it with your coach first
everybody here has a coach


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.75111 del
>>75110
of coursh
it's a complicated and very abusive relationship


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.75112 del
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>>75109
might give it a try on friday, thanks!

>>75110
chatgpt said it should be 3/5 exertion


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.75113 del
>>75112
Anyway, if you are raping on Zwift, just run the Lutcher route
It goes over the Innsbruck alto twice, at your watts (I'm assuming you are lighter than me) it should be like 26 min -> 7 min rest -> 26 min


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.75114 del
>>75112
No problem! Once you find out your threshold and ride slightly below it, then longer intervals aren't that hard at all. I think the problem for most people is that the "ftp" is based on some more anaerobic test and their ftp intervals are then actually much over ftp and they feel horrible.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.75115 del
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happy april's fools day


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.75116 del
>>75115
flanders
kek how he says it too. Actually laughed out loud


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.75117 del
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27 Tobias Lund Andresen
22 Wout Van Aert
21 Christophe Laporte
20 Florian Vermeersch
14 Per Strand Hagenes
13 Alec Segaert
10 Jonas Abrahamsen
8 Mads Pedersen
8 Jasper Philipsen
7 Tim Van Dijke
6 Jenno Berckmoes
5 Luca Mozzato
4 Aimé De Gendt
2 Luke Lamperti
2 Paul Magnier
2 Jonathan Milan
2 Thibaud Gruel
2 Stan Dewulf
2 Tibor Del Grosso
2 António Morgado
2 Edward Planckaert
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Gianni Vermeersch
1 Max Walker
1 Axel Huens
1 Matyáš Kopecký
1 Jules Hesters
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Hartthijs De Vries
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Johan Jacobs
1 Romain Grégoire
1 Matthew Brennan
1 Anthony Turgis
1 Camille Charret
1 PIERRE GAUTHERAT
1 Valentin Madouas
1 Lukáš Kubiš
1 Laurence Pithie
1 Carlos Canal
1 Robin Froidevaux
1 STEFFEN DE SCHUYTENEER
1 Matej Mohorič
1 Vito Braet
1 TOM CRABBE
1 Julius Johansen
1 Mathias Norsgaard
1 Pietro Mattio
1 Kasper Asgreen
1 Victor Vercouillie

>6=

Ow Do Cycling club.

6 Tobias Lund Andresen Wout Van Aert Christophe Laporte Florian Vermeersch Per Strand Hagenes Alec Segaert
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>frfr on god
>The Natty Gambit
>Quality organic self-grown riders


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.75118 del
>>75117
It really seemed like the obvious choice, just goes to show that other berts are intelligent as well


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.75119 del
>>75117
I went sprinter heavy. Also fuck wout.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.75120 del
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>mfw Berts do NOT believe MWW


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.75121 del
>>75117
I suggest to always post the velotuber team so we can expause bert frauds easily


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.75122 del
I mean you saw what happened last year and yet you picked wout for 28 velocoins


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.75123 del
>>75120
His wrist fucked his preparation


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.75125 del
>Berckmoes DNF


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.75126 del
KING
I
N
G


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.75127 del
Oh no Woutbros, we missed the slag


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.75128 del
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Quite a slag with 100 km to go


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.75129 del
there goes the winning move


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.75130 del
The gap is decreasing, Woutbros we still got this


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.75131 del
>Arno dropped


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.75132 del
ciao Arnaud


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.75133 del
de LIE


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.75134 del
>>75117
>1 Arnold De Lie
heh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.75135 del
VAN AERT 80km solo incoming


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.75136 del
why does nobody from the LABrats help woutje close the gap


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.75137 del
heh my boy Mohoric he's still alive and kicking


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.75138 del
What is Politt doing?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.75139 del
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Who's laughing now heh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.75140 del
those are some NICE villas in the flandrien country side


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.75141 del
>>75125
FUCK


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.75142 del
>>75139
Tobias Lund taking a break for some reason


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.75143 del
>>75142
Didn't mean to quote. Guess he's donezo.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.75144 del
I'm feeling good Woutbros


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.75145 del
MADOUAS has been spotted, alive allegedly


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.75146 del
Kek, BERTIOL, COSNEFRAUD, what is this race.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.75147 del
>>75145
Bettiol too, the clocks are turning back


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.75148 del
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Spotted SeneCHAD as well. Tick tock


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.75149 del
Wout riding at the front
Working for others
It's over


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.75150 del
woutism


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.75151 del
>>75148
Wout is setting up a big attack for himself


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.75152 del
Never picking a Lidl rider again this season.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.75153 del
VERY rapid Mads spotted


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.75154 del
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Did some z2 yesterday, HR going crazy. Today I'm sick - should've known.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.75155 del
>>75152
Fleur MOORS will surprise in the passes


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.75156 del
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Here's how Tobias Lund can still win


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.75157 del
>>75156
Step 1) Pedal harder


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.75158 del
>shitneos


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.75159 del
WOUT SMASH


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.75160 del
wout is DOING IT


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.75161 del
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VAN AERT GOES PARABOLICAL


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.75162 del
Woutists rise up


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75163 del
>>75088
it didn't go great, I had a kraak brutale and finished in the grupetto


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75164 del
>gannas bars broke


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75165 del
He'll be caught unless someone else bridges


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75166 del
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P-R & RVV /bet/ are currently OFF as panic buying looms


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.75167 del
bianchiesque


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.75168 del
>GANNA switching bike
>Meanwhile INEOS pulling in the peloton


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.75169 del
only a 20s gap with 35k to go yeah he ain't making it


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.75170 del
buh gawd that's Neilson POWERFUL with a steel chair!


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.75171 del
>40 seconds

Maybe they make it.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.75172 del
If W*ut loses to Grégoire I will be sooo happy


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.75173 del
>>75172
I hope he flats or something


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.75174 del
VERMEERSCH Florian is attempting to bridge to g2


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.75175 del
>Multiple attacks in peloton.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.75176 del
WWW


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.75177 del
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Alpecin rvv jersey


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.75178 del
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imo it looks cool, april fools or no


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.75179 del
WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.75180 del
Trying to drop Larsen might prove a mistake. He should be on his own now.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75181 del
>grug looking beatable
>wout actually in alright shape
>memco joining the fray
sunday would be very hype if not for the cosmic horror looming over everyone


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75182 del
MADS is attacking followed by ganna


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75183 del
Sporza selling the bearhide already


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75184 del
MADS GOES SOLO (he does not go solo)


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.75185 del
Mads P is really a brainlet. Use your team to chase, dummy


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.75186 del
>>75181
>grug looking beatable


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75187 del
If W*ut loses to Larsen his wife's son will demolish him


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75188 del
>>75185
none but mads are strong enough to close this down! The lord of lidl himself had to do the deed


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75189 del
Gwan Danish jobber.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75190 del
>>75186
correct


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.75191 del
>>75190
Not by wout


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.75192 del
If it's a sprint I am FUCKED. I only have Andresen


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.75193 del
Jappe praying to Ganna


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.75194 del
Wout strikes out for glory


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.75195 del
Lmao the motor pacing begins


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75196 del
VAN AERT GOES SOLO


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75197 del
Madouasbert FEASTING


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75198 del
>>75192
and he's not even there


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75199 del
>>75192
LUND has lachee'd like 100 km ago


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.75200 del
>>75177
would look better with brown bibs, I think


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.75201 del
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>>75198
>>75199
I know that, that's why I am fucked


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.75202 del
ABRAHAMSEN goes (sort of )


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.75203 del
Welcome to the club


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.75204 del
That peloton is gigantic, the fact that only 2 teams chased is funny


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.75205 del
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AERT looks indomitable


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.75206 del
Hehe Ganna really hates W*ut


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.75207 del
Man, Alpecin outside Grug and Jappe is embarrassingly weak. How the fuck do they have no one helping the chase?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.75208 del
>>75200
true, the effort is lazy I mean they just edited the early season team promo photos but I still like that color scheme either way.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.75209 del
>>75207
Because they lost every other good runner and now have to do it with Marsman and Geens


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.75210 del
>>75207
>>75209
should DEL GROSSO be coming out of age though?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.75211 del
>>75207
They lost half their team last year and del grosso needs to take road seriuosly


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75212 del
If W*ut wins it is good for my Velogames and if loses I am also happy :)


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75213 del
wtf is gannas problem


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75214 del
>>75210
Del Grosso is a fraud


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75215 del
fucking hell, vermeersch is pas normal these days


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.75216 del
>>75213
Ppattt>>75206


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.75217 del
>>75210
more like del backpain


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.75218 del
Two against two. W*ut and moto vs Ganna and Vermeersch


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.75219 del
Not another heartbreak episode Woutbros...


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.75220 del
Come on, he is right behind that moto


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75221 del
even with all that moto hjaelping he ain't making it and that's a good thing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75222 del
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KAM ON W*UT SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75223 del
Lol


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75224 del
W2out


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75225 del
INEOS MERDA
GANNA CULO


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75226 del
Incroyable


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75227 del
What a kwab wout is lmao
Ganna redeeming italy for yesterday


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75228 del
FUCK
W
O
2
T


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75229 del
HOLY BASED HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75230 del
HAHAHAHAHAHA
classic w*ut


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75231 del
basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75232 del
Ganna was absolutely not normal though


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75233 del
holy shit ganna was so good in this race, insane really I wish he showed us his watts


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75234 del
'no'


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75235 del
Ganna Roubaix stocks skyrocketing as we speak


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75236 del
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So it happened again...


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.75237 del
>>75233
imagine the numbers

even managed to break one bike


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.75238 del
tankman OUTPACING ganna


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.75240 del
Hehe what a great finale. This is why you pick Wout for this race, there's only upside potential – either veloteam does well or Wout finds another way to lose spectacularly


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.75241 del
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAALHA FUCK YES FUCK YES TOP GANNA


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.75242 del
Now suddenly Aular shows up. Only points for W*ut and nothing else but whatever


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.75243 del
>>75241
How far behind is your stream


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.75244 del
It’s not even funny anymore, just sad


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.75245 del
>>75243
couldn't watch, I'm about to get on a boat


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.75246 del
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Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75247 del
I imagine Mathieu on the couch laughing his ass off


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75248 del
Dwarf Doors and Wout, a match made in hell


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75249 del
>>75244
this was really funny to be honest


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75250 del
>>75245
Deported by the Big Leader?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.75251 del
>>75244
I had a good laugh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.75252 del
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This will never not make me laugh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.75253 del
And now he has to face Georges... It never ends


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.75254 del
when you thought that Italians are done for, except there's one thing that keeps them going and that is their hate towards wout. Top Ganna I kneel.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.75255 del
>>75246
>roger was right


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.75256 del
Holy shit total disaster goomblingwise.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.75257 del
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The big section in the 2026 collage dedicated to wout keels growing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.75258 del
Breaking: Carlos Canal 14th. Magnier 18th. Sander de Pestel 44th


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.75259 del
>>75257
Dangerously close to overtaking his number of wins


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.75260 del
Bjoern Koerdt 27th for 16 UCI points. Everybody else DNF. Picnic Postnlgods


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.75261 del
>>75256
points will be low across the board tho. like whats the realistic best team, wout laporte philipsen?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.75262 del
>>75261
(I actually had that team but the youtubers team looked really enticing tbh)


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.75263 del
>>75262
This is why you never watch velotuber


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.75264 del
Ah, secret pick HUENS is in the points


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.75265 del
>>75261
Yeah, I was considering like 6-8 guys from the top torty. Unpredictable.
But I think at halfway point G1 was basically the whole Ow Do team so these guys will have a couple hundred points extra.


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Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.75267 del
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Ronde van Vlaanderen OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.4
>Poel 4
>Evenepoel 7
>Aert 8
>Pedersen 21
>Ganna 29
>Vermeersch 41
>La Porte 41
>Stuyven 81
...
>Abrahamsen 101
>Strand 101
>Lie 151 (?)
>Morgado 151
>Segaert 151
>Baarle 201
>Assgreen 201
>Kubis 251
>Vacek 301
>Withen 401
>Aerts 751
>Canal 1001


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.75268 del
>>75267
I'm usually not a fan of april fools but seeing all belgium getting FULL HOPIUM is hilarious


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.75269 del
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Why doesn't Wout just tell his kid to shut the fuck up. That's why nobody likes him. He has no personality. He just exists


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.75270 del
They gave everyone the same time so now it looks like AERT lost a bunch sprint


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.75271 del
>Won how: Other
What kind of category name should PCSman give to a finish like this?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.75272 del
Bettiol scored some UCI points today!


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.75273 del
>>75271
Kwab?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.75274 del
grande
/grande/
grande
/grande/


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.75275 del
I just saw the news

heh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.75276 del
Almost Woutesque


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.75277 del
Traverse of Flandres is my least favourite classique tbh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.75278 del
>big marlen wins first race after her 7th comeback or so
That was easy


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.75279 del
>>75277
I'm glad you are honest but you'll need to go

LBL has no redeeming qualities


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.75280 del
>>75279
au contraire mon frère, Doyenne is the oldest and arguably hardest so there are a couple redemptive aspects right there


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.75281 del
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Looks like another moral victory for Wout


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.75282 del
>>75281
how many CHF did w*ut get for motopacing back to the topten in sanremo ?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.75283 del
why does ganna hate wout so much?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.75284 del
lovely race to watch from the sidelines, was on camera (twice)my team is awful though


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.75285 del
Wout kwabbed in dwarfs - done
Next step, wout getting outsprinted by Remco.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.75286 del
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>>75285
a year behind with that


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.75287 del
>>75286
I mean this season feels so similar as last year
>Grug smash
>Pogiwinslol
>Wout van kwab
>Remco seething
The youngsters have to step up their game, your omzrels and widars have been weak so far


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.75288 del
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wout didn't really lose btw, haters will hate


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.75289 del
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>>75288
sorry Ganna, can't wait for the tietema video


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.75290 del
>>75288
What kind of translating software is this, it makes no sense whatsoever. First to Chinese and then to English?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.75291 del
>>75290
>He's not a classroom
kwab


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.75292 del
69 finishers in dwarf door, 47 of them in the bunch
what a weird edition


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.75293 del
Ganna DSQ when?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.75294 del
>>75293
When W*ut DSQ in MSR


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.75295 del
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The bar I was in started getting really rowdy when Wout dropped gregoire and even more when he dropped the Dane.
When the gap started getting closer one of my friends started counting the gap out loud after every arch and corner and they started getting really aggressive kek.
Woutism is so fun.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.75296 del
>>75295
Very soulful. I wish we had sports bars that showed all the cycling events.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.75297 del
>>75295
kek how did they take the ITALIAN drop


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.75298 del
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>>75297
I'm not kidding when 3/4ths of the people left seconds after the race ended. When the women passed we were the last people in the bar.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.75299 del
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>there are some w*utpickers itt
but somehow I feel sorry for Mr. 49


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.75300 del
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>>75298
brutal


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.75301 del
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>>75295
>>75298
I'm really jealous of Woutism.
Here, we just drink in tents and listen to shitty music.
I wanna experience Woutism action with Hakken and Duvels.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.75302 del
I kind of want wout to win rvv just to see the live reaction shots of woutists as he crosses the line


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.75303 del
>>75301
RVV is like that, dazed drunks rubbing against eachother


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.75304 del
>>75301
when i went to Hoogerheide where grug mindbroke wout, roughly 25000 belgians were silent, you could smell the disappointment


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.75305 del
>>75295
Does nobody work in Belgium?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.75306 del
>>75305
mr shekelstein can do do with half a day off from dear bert
what are you a slave


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.75307 del
>>75305
what do you think is inside the bert containers? All Belgians get a cut so they keep their mouths shut while Europe gets flooded with cocaine.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.75308 del
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FUCK.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.75310 del
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GC. >>75309


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.75311 del
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History repeats itself


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.75312 del
>>75310
Some terrible teams from the top


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.75313 del
>>75310
>>75310
>>75310
yep, Woutism


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.75314 del
>>75310
so 5 of the top 10 just copy the velotuber? that's awesome


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.75315 del
>>75314
the only people that watch youtubers for velogames are the schizos that complain about them


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.75316 del
>>75314
I guess I should do that as well. Look where my own ingenuity gets me


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.75317 del
>>75316
Might as well stop playing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.75318 del
>>75317
but if I do well in the 'drama berts will stop thinking ill of me!


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.75319 del
the venn diagram of schizos and velogoomblers is a perfect circle


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.75320 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1MSw4QpqjKw [Embed]
was the remco rvv recon video posted? No? I will do the deed then


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