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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No. 74005
Edition edition

>Current and upcoming road races
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>72956


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.74006 del
The VIP tents of mammon already present


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.74007 del
>>74006
they've been there for 2 weeks already, the vip scene is insane these days


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.74008 del
Trentin has been looking so good this spring, always near the pointy end.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.74009 del
MORGADO GOES SOLO


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.74010 del
MORGADO unchained


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.74011 del
Dewulf is not going to get top 30 is he :(


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.74012 del
>>74008
gouden greg is praising him right now on live tv


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.74013 del
They are letting SHEFFIELD of all chuters ride cobbled cyclassics?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.74014 del
luv matje, me


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.74015 del
>>74011
if a new group splits from the peleton he can latch on


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.74016 del
Morgado not normal. Has he finally embraced these races?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.74017 del
>>74016
he hates cobbles so much he just wants to be done as fast as posssible
150 IQ tactics


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.74018 del
>>74017
Hmm like when you are cold just go faster. That's very smart


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.74019 del
>>74013
Came 6th in Flanders in 2024


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.74020 del
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Who was that Bert again who thought it was a good idea to not pick Mathieu. Maybe we can share a laugh here


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.74021 del
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>>74019
cam in 1st in Flèche Brabançonne 2022, also with nasty cobbles


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.74022 del
Zingle doing a Nibali https://x.com/Lv_Cycling/status/2037542912485961987


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.74023 del
gonna have to start picking Thewolf


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.74024 del
>>74015
Doesn't seem to happen. He is fucked


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.74025 del
>>74022
shame nobody has this footage for MSR


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.74026 del
>>74021
>group 2 the webm


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.74027 del
>>74024
group is small enough top 30 + breakaway points
I'll take it


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.74028 del
>>74022
Wow you don't expect this from Visma runners


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.74029 del
>>74022
There's about 6 million spectators around the round and every single one of them has camera in their stinky hands, yet they still dare to do this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.74030 del
>>74021
My favourite thermonuclear attack, nothing the others can do really


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.74031 del
>>74029
on a climb even, not some farm road with nobody around


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.74032 del
please Grug win RVV 🙏


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.74033 del
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPPPPPP


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.74034 del
damn I almost took PER but don't like taking Visma if I can help it


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.74035 del
3 rouleurs in G2, these guys could make it


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.74036 del
>>74034
I fucking had him too and then went for Van Dijke


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.74037 del
mads beasting


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.74038 del
Ehh Mads I do need some points from you in the sprint later


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.74039 del
>>74038
lol and vacek slurping at the back pretending to not be there


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.74040 del
I've did two late adjustments and they've both been a disaster.
>to almeida from whatever was the mix of gall, martinez, ricci,
>to laporte from whatever was the current +16 pointer, morgado, florian, tibor


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.74041 del
based stan d. wulf


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.74042 del
Duckie :)


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.74043 del
Regretting dropping Vermeesch for Laporte, but at least I have Hagenes, so hoping Laporte can do good in G3 sprint at least


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.74044 del
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>>74040
How did you miss Dewulf. Terrible!


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.74045 del
Of course they should be able to catch him, of course they will not catch him.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.74046 del
Lol who is this asshole


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.74047 del
grug is strong but he will be devoured by pogacar, this level is not high enough


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.74048 del
>>74046
thats Roodhooft


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.74049 del
>>74047
Losing time to these shitters. It:s over


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.74050 del
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>>74044
Fixated on my boy MAŁECKI


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.74051 del
pogacar is winning PR, I've seen enough


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.74052 del
if POEL gets caught he might as well DNS the flandrian grande ronde


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.74053 del
wow they are close as fuck


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.74054 del
Heh Pithie drops, that will be 14 velocoins


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.74055 del
this has really been a 70km+ solo effort, I don't think he's as weak as it seems


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.74056 del
E3 is now borderline a sprint race


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.74057 del
They are catching him.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.74058 del
This would have been an ez pz win for W*ut tbh


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.74059 del
that decathlon train could unironically catch him but dewulf is fucking it up lmao


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.74060 del
The gap bouncing around between 9 and 15 who knows what it really is.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.74061 del
>>74060
it's 8 I just counted


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.74062 del
>>74061
If it stays like that until under 3k hes good


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.74063 del
stan dewulf wheelsucking for that 2nd place let's fucking go


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.74064 del
Mathieu digging in now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.74065 del
>>74063
he'll also get a tip from Canyon


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.74066 del
he's definitely skipping gent wevelgem after this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74067 del
Yes hello waar all my riders?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74068 del
Much better finish than expected 40k ago


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74069 del
the power of not slurping


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74070 del
Vermeersch strong


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74071 del
Florian will win it I guess.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74072 del
Tadej could never have me rooting for him like this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74073 del
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meanwhile


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74074 del
>>74021
Norwegians are retarded


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74075 del
hahaha


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74076 del
Vermeersch absolutely disgusted at the break lol


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74077 del
Quintessential slurp.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74078 del
Heh top retards, nice win by Grug


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74079 del
Shameful display


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74080 del
fucking norwegians


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.74081 del
pogacar will make mince meat out of him


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.74082 del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was tactically BRILLIANT by Grug


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.74083 del
he ded?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.74084 del
Lmao, McEwen talking like this was some 4D chess giga IQ move by Grug


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.74085 del
>haha you caught me guys!
<not


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.74086 del
>>74084
I mean it was


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.74087 del
RVV won't be pretty unless Pogi punctures every third climb


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.74088 del
at least 3 matches have been burned today


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.74089 del
>>74086
Lol, no way he started easing up to coax the G2 into stop working together. He was dead


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.74090 del
he looks bonked as fuck


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.74091 del
>>74089
he had enough to dig in for the last 700m


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.74092 del
these niggas can't even show the top 10 anymore


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.74093 del
Last win for how long?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.74094 del
>>74093
he is winning RVV, I changed my mind


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.74095 del
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lund favorite for gent wevelgem imo


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.74096 del
>>74095
There is Maaus, Jappe, Brennoid, Magnier, but he up there with them for sure.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.74097 del
>>74093
Forever


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.74098 del
>>74096
brennan is sick


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.74099 del
>>74098
Grok, is this true.
You also win this, by a lot.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.74100 del
>>74099
deserved after all the sprinter cheaters fucked me in catalunya


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.74101 del
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>>74100
Well I would like my climbers to unchute then.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.74102 del
>>74101
pidcock warned you he wasn't going for GC, this was all planned


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.74103 del
Heh, my boy Grisel 53rd, just needs more time...


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.74104 del
Last squeak for the day, had a team with Strand, Vermeersch, Aimé and Van Hemelen. Just not touch it, fuck.
Ok thank you for readning my whinepost, sure I have had it all figured out.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.74105 del
Maybe he should reconsider his 40mm handlebars


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.74106 del
you know who is really fraudulent this year?
Vacek, not a single chute and he never does shitn no attacks no nothing. Almost looks like he's cycling against his will.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.74107 del
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what was axelgaard thinking


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.74108 del
zingle DSQ too


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.74109 del
>>74108
good, dirty rat


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.74111 del
>>74110
Humm I didn't pay attention it seems


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.74112 del
>>74110
they got cocky after bringing wout back in MSR it seems


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.74113 del
>>74110
lmao deserved DQ but it doesn't really do much for a 1 day race


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.74114 del
>>74113
I assume it's paired with a card and fine


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.74115 del
>>74114
I would have to go read up on the yellow card rules to see if they've been changed from last season. They have been meaningless so far.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.74116 del
I think it's safe to say that Wout is the moral victor today


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.74117 del
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pas normal


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.74118 del
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>ride average temperature: 1°C


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.74119 del
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>>74118
15 here, but VERY windy


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.74120 del
>>74106
Lmao vacek
everytimes its like "omg vacek did this, omg vacek did that" and in the end 0 results.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.74121 del
Just watched the race, why the fuck did grug feel the need to go there? He had a teammate+ Tim was pulling as well


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.74122 del
>>74121
he wanted to prove something


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.74123 del
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abrahamsen lekkere ride


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.74124 del
>>73909
It's an acquired taste really. Also for some reason the blog aspect of bertcyc helps with the motivation.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.74125 del
>>74116
saved his matches while MvdP burned his last


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.74126 del
>>74121
Because he's an idiot sometimes


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.74127 del
>>74124
>blog aspect of bertcyc helps with the motivation
true
I might give them another try but might need some rest before. also the 300w 1h ftp estimate from my ramp test yesterday is not correct imho, should be more like 280-285


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.74128 del
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He is never winning a Monument anymore. It's over. Even W*ut is better now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.74129 del
>stan d. wulf 405 points
next year he will be 18 points


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.74130 del
>>74120
vacek is the biggest bertaczech psyop ever


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.74131 del
>>74106
I was thinking the very same thing today
He is WASHED


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.74132 del
>>74129
Velobert SEETHING rn


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.74133 del
>“We received a report ten kilometers from the finish line that Zingle had been taken out of the race,” says the Belgian former cyclist. “At first we didn’t know what it was about, but later we heard there were images of him hanging onto the car.”

>Reportedly, it was not Wynants, but general manager Richard Plugge who was behind the wheel. “Look, we regret the incident. This does not contribute to the image of cycling. It happened in the background after a flat tire and it did not affect the result, but it should not have happened.”

>“Once again: we regret the incident and accept responsibility. Just because something like this happens often in races does not give us the right to do the same.”

lol not an ounce of regret in that statement


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.74134 del
>>74133
kek they are only sorry that they got caught


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.74135 del
>>74133
Why should they be. The whole cycling world spent a week praising them bringing wout back behind the car


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.74137 del
>>74136
Is there a gif of it?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.74138 del
>>74137
no video, no one knew he went off


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.74140 del
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GC. >>74139


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.74141 del
Kurwabert humbled


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.74142 del
>>74020
>E3 Saxo Classic Rank: 441 of 3828
usually I'm like 2600/3800 so my tactic worked VERY well


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.74143 del
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however I was unaware of dewulf's existence, had I picked him instead of Turdling I would've won bigly


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.74144 del
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>>74143
>He doesn't know about the dung king


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.74145 del
>>74144
kek that was him oh wow


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>>74144
I always thought that was Jorgenson until a Bert( you ?) explaind otherwise. Funny how memories work...maybe I always hoped it was Jorgenson.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.74147 del
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>>74146
you're probably thinking of this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.74148 del
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I did some laundry in the washing machine and suddenly felt a sharp pain in my lower back. I am now lying down. It is over


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.74149 del
>>74136
>"I was drinking and misjudged a corner," Pidcock explains.
mhmm sipping on your biden at 70km/h might not be the smartest thing


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.74150 del
there's also a massive remco cope and seethe interview on sporza
that guy really isn't normal


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.74151 del
>>74148
you're a member of team back pain now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.74152 del
>>74150
details we need details


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.74153 del
>>74150
Lol he is actually pretending it was all team work and he didn't have to ride because Lipowitz was ahead. And that Lipowitz also profited from this. I wonder if he actually believes this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.74154 del
>>74152
>>74153
basically this, he believes he could have closed the gap easily to G2 and maybe even jonas but it wasn't up to him
and that it was good that lipo was ahead so he could save his sprint (for 6th) for some reason


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.74155 del
>Evenepoel was also able to offer some nuance regarding the fact that he had to let Vingegaard—his biggest competitor—ride ahead. "His attack was very strong, especially with that crosswind. So it wasn't easy to follow," he said.

>"But once the groups had formed, due to the situation that unfolded, I did have a few kilometers where I wasn't suffering. Perhaps there was more to be gained, but this is still a good result for the team. The gaps to the second and third place finishers aren't huge either."

if his ego keeps inflating he might actually start flying up the mountain


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.74156 del
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88th Gent-Wevelgem is stacked
so many good picks


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.74157 del
>>74154
I saw a race where Remco got dropped like a stone when Jonas accelerated a bit, then couldn't follow the rest either and also couldn't drop a group of shitters like George Bennett of all places so he was seething and gesturing. And none of this had any effect on Lipowitz. But maybe I saw a different race or something


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.74158 del
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legend


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.74159 del
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>>74155
lmao


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.74160 del
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van der Poel? he's past his peak


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.74161 del
I wish In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem (1.UWT) was tomorrow, weather is beyond grim all day


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.74162 del
Carb loaded today, let's see how it works out tomorrow


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.74163 del
>>74162
you going BIG in this weatherconomy?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.74164 del
never seen such a severe case of g2 syndrome in my life, everyone in that group should be executed


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.74165 del
>>74163
Sunny, no wind, but cold
But I expect a weather betrayal


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.74166 del
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>>74159
Lel .
How much is this guy being paid again?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.74167 del
>>74162
Remember to hydrate also as well


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.74168 del
>>74167
I only have one 1 liter bidon and one rape-friendly small one. It's gonna be a disaster.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.74169 del
>>74168
I mean pre-hydrate. Drinking lots throughout the day before does help a fair bit.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.74170 del
>>74169
I see, good point


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.74171 del
>>74170
>>74169
more pros are starting to use creatine as well which has a side benefit of increasing water retention


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.74172 del
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My body water composition is about 80 percent grand cru Burgundy right now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.74173 del
>>74160
> Van Aert
Who do you think is gonna sprint from the labrats?
Hint, it's not wva


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.74174 del
first race day of the year tomorrow
hoping for goede benen


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.74175 del
>>74174
Whazt race?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.74176 del
>>74173
van aert will be selfish and attack


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.74177 del
>>74171
>>74170
this and salt loading - helps retain water aswell


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.74178 del
>>74175
just me local kermit koers


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.74179 del
>>74177
I add salt in my bidens in summer for electrolytes, so I don't end up being crampy.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.74180 del
Salbybros we finally beat the mighty Barbier. Meanwhile a Vinokurov reject on course to win the GC.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.74181 del
€49 for PCS PRO is a steal when you compare it to many (glossy) cycling magazines:

30-50% actual content (incl 20-40% branded content or advertorials)
50-70% ads & photos
€50 per year for just 4 issues

With PCS PRO, you get full coverage all year long #NoAdsMoreStats


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.74182 del
If you don't believe in PCS Pro, you don't believe in anything.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.74183 del
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>its going to snow all day


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.74184 del
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>>74183
time to rape eh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.74185 del
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Oh nono


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.74186 del
>>74183
It's either snow or getting sunburned and heat stroked in Malle


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.74187 del
>>74186
there is another way


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.74188 del
>>74186
Or 90km/h tramontagne


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.74189 del
>>74184
>>74186
>>74188
>everyone gets fucked by weather in one way or another
heh well i'm going for a hike through the woods or so


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.74190 del
>>74185
This would have never happened in One Cycling


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.74191 del
>DNS piddler


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.74192 del
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>>74184
yes time to vine, we've all seen what happens when you go outside thanks to our comrade finbert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.74193 del
>>74191
crazy that he finished yesterday


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.74194 del
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>>74191


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.74195 del
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>>74191
should have drank the pivos


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.74196 del
I just found out one davide gaudi is in catalunya


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.74197 del
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>>74195
>“I was drinking on the descent and misjudged a corner. I overshot it and went down the ravine."


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.74198 del
>>74191
Right after I was back it is now over


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.74199 del
race not even started yet
>Crash in peloton


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.74200 del
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>Peloton chute


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.74201 del
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Mas bros, they're holding our last rites


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.74202 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U4qhX--sPuc [Embed]

Veistroffer pre race interview
"I'm not tired neither when i wake up in the morning nor at night"
"There's some pretty strong italian guy who scored some KOM point yesterday it seems"
"Maybe i can defend the jersey if the planets are aligned"

Overall seems like a pretty cool guy.
Also you won't be able to tell but his french is very "countryside-esque" like good ol'


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.74203 del
>>74202
his interview after he won that stage in Oman was also cool


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.74204 del
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a-are there echelons today?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.74205 del
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>>74204
AAAAAAA
inb4 PCSman delusion and it's actually just a breakaway


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.74206 del
>>74201
>DNF Heßmann
so it was him?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.74207 del
>almeida in the breakaway
the end times have come


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.74208 del
>>74207
its CATTANEO, but LEKNESSUND is there


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.74209 del
I've seen enough
1. Byron Munton
2. Cararat
3. Vingegaard
25. Steinhoser


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.74210 del
>>74180
We are SO back!


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.74211 del
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I wonder if thats average or NP


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.74212 del
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well I guess it must be average of course, I don't think strava tracks NP PRs anywhere


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.74213 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.74214 del
>>74211
>>74212
Wtf


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.74215 del
>>74211
looking at abrahamsen he was pushing 400-500 when he was in the wind at the end


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.74216 del
>>74211
broken powermeter


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.74217 del
>>74215
yea I'm looking at it right now and you can see whenever he's in the front he's doing 450+ for the 20-30s he's pulling. It checks out since they did near catch him


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.74218 del
>>74213
Kek what is this


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.74219 del
>>74213
the fishhead is actually somewhat funny 2bqh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.74220 del
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I wonder how much lidl is wasting on this absolute loser


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.74221 del
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>>74213
jajaja q divertido los huevos


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.74222 del
Ok, now that the next french TDF winner is basically assured, who wins the next RVV? The next Roubaix?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.74223 del
>>74222
Per strand hagenes


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.74224 del
>>74223
We're annexing Norway?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.74225 del
>>74222
Grisel


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.74226 del
Mads P sick and skipping Wevelgem
adjust


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.74227 del
>>74226
Horrible year for LIDL


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.74228 del
>don't cry because it's over
>smile because it happened
- jens voigt, 2026


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.74229 del
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we're live in catalunya, maybe vingo will drop memco here


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.74230 del
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>>74213
heh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.74231 del
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>>74226
it's over


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.74232 del
>silly wave
>kissy-kissy


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.74233 del
>>74232
it's wholesome


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.74234 del
stop calling him brian munton you muppets


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.74235 del
is there any info whether memco did fast during ramadan this year again?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.74236 del
>>74235
he didn't


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.74237 del
So, does the coverage for Coppi Bartali come on after the stage is over?

WTF?!?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.74238 del
>>74235
ye it was reported in this very general that he did not take part in fasting but observed Ramadan at a sprititual level (same way I take part in professional cycling)


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.74239 del
VEISTROFFER LACHEE


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.74240 del
KOM guy dropped on big climbs :) classic


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.74241 del
jake stewart looks very dutch


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.74242 del
lovely rampa inhumana


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.74243 del
visma and decathlon cooking memco


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.74244 del
>>74213
>Twitter


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.74245 del
a new Birdsong, interesting


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.74246 del
god crod is so bad


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.74247 del
INHUMANAS


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.74248 del
Solar suffering on those rampas


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.74249 del
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Landa lachee


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.74250 del
where's blobloblo even riding to
60km solo?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.74251 del
What happened to Elite this week. Haven't watched a single stage


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.74252 del
>>74251
chuted in a descent


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.74253 del
>>74252
lame


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.74254 del
>>74250
got to get your TV attack in before you get dropped


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.74255 del
Really love the cycling in the snow esthetic


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.74256 del
So Fishman puts another minute into the frauds today.
What I'm more interested is if he will try to win tomorrow. Prestigious classic stage and all that.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.74257 del
>>74256
if remco tries he'll punish him for fun


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.74258 del
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>>74255


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.74259 del
amazing shots


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.74260 del
does the break make it? [y/n]


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.74261 del
GUERIN got really into his spot in the fabled, clean side of Anicolor.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.74262 del
>>74260
N


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.74263 del
>>74260
y


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.74264 del
come see Georgia you guys


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.74265 del
>>74260
N


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.74266 del
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>>74260
n
Jonas is scared


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.74267 del
pogacar went solo on the next climb last time they did this stage
will vingo have the balls


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.74268 del
Bårdseng coin is rising


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.74269 del
time for memco to make some dumb move


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.74270 del
rip joao


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.74271 del
I almost picked Almerda because his last results in stage races GC were 3 3 2 1 1 1 6 2 2. Then I realized researching statistics never works so you do the opposite


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.74272 del
based duo in the front


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.74273 del
>>74271
statistics don't work when the rider chutes anyway


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.74274 del
>>74273
Amount of chutes is also a statistic


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.74275 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.74276 del
memco betraying lipowitz


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.74277 del
Attaque de Lipobitch. All according to Remco's tactics


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.74278 del
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>Remco leading out Lipo


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.74279 del
sepp kuss did nothing of worth for vingo


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.74280 del
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stolen from rusbert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.74281 del
Vuelta winner Sepp Kuss dropped.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.74282 del
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It's time.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.74283 del
>>74281
Misspelled doped


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.74284 del
He is actually doing a good job here. Born to be a domestique


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.74285 del
>>74281
define "vuelta"
define "winner"


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.74286 del
>>74283
You are a either doper or you are a fraud.
Very elite few are both.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.74287 del
Huh Eulálio is really there?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.74288 del
bloblo doing his utmost to not get dropped


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.74289 del
Remco bombing the descent.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.74290 del
>>74288
regretting his earlier actions


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.74291 del
camera shots looking back at the descent coming on are so stressful


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.74292 del
my stream is shitting the bed


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.74293 del
>>74292
daddy is working fine


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.74294 del
>>74293
I switched to the 720p TIZ which is apparently on youtube now instead of just not working


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.74295 del
>>74292
I am watching Eurosport with vintage terrible commentary. Jan Hermsengod who has no clue about anything. Yesterday in the last km he was like "wait where is Pidcock?"


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.74296 del
eulalio is indeed there


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.74297 del
>remco pacing in front
rip galls podium


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.74298 del
>>74297
birdsong should drop for onley and get them back


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.74299 del
>>74298
agreed


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.74300 del
>>74298
G is coming for help


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.74301 del
>>74299
ciccone is based and doing it
the ineos guy is a traitor


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.74302 del
doesn't help that the only teammate that could help Gall is somehow even a worse descender


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.74303 del
attaque thermonucleaire incoming


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.74304 del
Gall is fucked


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.74305 del
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>>74159
>This guy is...


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.74306 del
EF is a fun team but they don't have the support for a real GC challenge


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.74307 del
>>74304
Literally?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.74308 del
>>74298
he is just now waiting for him, a bit late innit


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.74309 del
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That's an interesting way to describe the race situation, thank you PCSbert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.74310 del
>>74306
they never really ride for GC
Carapaz just does whatever and sometimes he ends up in a good GC spot when they let him go


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.74311 del
>>74310
he never had a teammate in the final climbs in the last Giro and Vuelta where he came 4th, it's a huge disadvantage


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.74312 del
>Berga

It's on a hill. Bravo.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.74313 del
Man, Eulaliu is quite not normal


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.74314 del
>>74311
sure that's true but for that vuelta the only reason he got 4th in the first place is because he got a free 3 minutes gifted to him $how do you support such a random dude


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.74315 del
will the parrot paint


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.74316 del
>>74314
nah he would have gotten on the podium regardless if O'Coomer hadn't been gifted five minutes


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74317 del
Vingegaard attaque thermonucleaire any time now


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74318 del
>>74317
Why, he can just not give a shit


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74319 del
Skelly dissapointing every time again


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74320 del
>>74316
he was minutes behind in the first week on everyone not o'connor too


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.74321 del
>>74318
his team worked all day, he will go


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.74322 del
>>74318
so he can kiss his family photo in peace


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.74323 del
Come on...do something


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.74324 del
>>74323
they're waiting for the 9% part


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.74325 del
>>74320
GTs all about the 3rd week innit


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.74326 del
ez win


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.74327 del
>>74323
hansen came on and did something


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.74328 del
attaque ordinaire


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.74329 del
>>74327
>hansen

Lance would never


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74330 del
lipo is a diesel, lenny suffering


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74331 del
Lenny is one tough little squeaker. And slurper


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74332 del
lipowitz is closing him down the gap is shrinking slightly
vingobros??


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74333 del
Jonas not that far off tbh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.74334 del
>>74330
Lipo > Pellazari > Remco

Whay are they paying Remco so much?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.74335 del
>>74332
Is this happening in your mind?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.74336 del
memco riding into a good GC spot, he could do some memery tomorrow


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.74337 del
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>>74335
yes


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.74338 del
>>74336
he could do a strong post race interview


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.74339 del
>>74338
based


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.74340 del
Very impressive from little Lenny.
Didn't think he has it in him yet.
That means if I pick him next time he will explode at some point.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.74341 del
>>74338
he did good today, his leader moves up one spot, he moves up


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.74342 del
>>74341
You just know he was hoping Lipowitz didn't win. Which of course was a given with the fishmonger


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.74343 del
Poor Gall.
As a fellow descendlet I feel his pain.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.74344 del
Tao Geoghegan Hart


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.74345 del
man why did Pidders have to chute


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.74346 del
Good points in Valencia for me but I'm so far back I already don't care anymore. Feels good


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.74347 del
I'm glad my boy super SEPP saved some matches today


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.74348 del
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>1234


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.74349 del
>>74348
based painter of parrot believers


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.74350 del
>Further scans reveal significant knee ligament damage for 🇬🇧 Tom Pidcock after his Catalunya crash
bye bye


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.74351 del
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>>74350
just needs some ice


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.74352 del
grotesque


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.74353 del
>>74350
Oh damn, means I won't be picking him in my veloteam for the foreseeable future even when he comes back.
Anyway, finally back in Finland, in the trein home right now. As if the trip couldn't have got worse, my bike is apparently still stuck in Palma de Mallorca. Well I won't be riding outside in any case...
Also, any tips for the Gent-Wevelgem goomble?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.74354 del
>>74353
>Also, any tips for the Gent-Wevelgem goomble?
word on the street is that Miquel Pau is the secret pick


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.74355 del
>>74353
no the velotubers have not posted yet


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.74356 del
>>74353
lots of tailwind all day but everyone except visma wants to sprint


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.74357 del
Vingo 20 seconds faster than Pogi in 2024. Even Remco was faster than Pogi in 2024. It's over, he's finished. This time for real, right?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.74358 del
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>>74353
>my bike is apparently still stuck in Palma de Mallorca
F


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.74359 del
>>74357
pogi also went solo halfway the stage, he could've wheelied up the final climb


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.74360 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.74361 del
>>74356
Why would Visma not want their British wunderkind to sprint tomorrow?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.74362 del
>>74361
why didn't they just win dwars door last year by attacking powless
you know the answer


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.74363 del
also brennan has been sick, I've posted it before

>“He arrives today (Friday). He has fallen behind due to illness, but things are moving in the right direction.”

>“He might not play in In Flanders Fields on Sunday yet, but certainly in the week after,” said Van Dongen.

I give you this info for free


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.74364 del
>>74363
thank you


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.74365 del
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Consider this


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.74366 del
>>74365
Yes, I see it.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.74367 del
>>74365
I would pick an alpecin jobber instead of de gendt for grug and philipsen points


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.74368 del
de lie for 26 is usury 2bh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.74369 del
>>74368
still punished for being 10 points that one season


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.74370 del
>>74363
Yes, this is true.
This doesn't mean he won't be perfectly fine but the baseline is that he was sick very recently and wasn't just sleeping it off.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.74371 del
>>74367
Good call, I can squeeze in SENECHAD too.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.74372 del
I can't even find the axelgaard list


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.74373 del
So do I pick Grug + a couple of shitters or Brennan/phillipsen/Magnier and a couple of not-so-shitters?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.74375 del
>>74374
not feeling this one to be honest


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.74376 del
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Alright, locked in


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.74377 del
>>74375
Jape under rated if you ask me


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.74378 del
>>74374
thanks but is that edited? Brennan is sick and wout for 4 after the team car hjaelping was detected?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.74379 del
>>74374
he made this weeks ago, I don't think grug is gonna pull another 60km solo and I don't think he will ride with someone like wout in his wheel when philipsen can win


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.74380 del
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Alright, final adjustment


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.74381 del
So after the grug 446w for 90 mintues people started complaining about the shimano power meter that were complete rubbish. Apparently any crank based powermeter on shimano is guarenteed to be wrong, and not by a little bit? Sounds crazy I wonder how many berts post inflated power number itt


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.74382 del
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Don't forget the other race happening tomorrow.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.74383 del
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>49 eggs
>4600 kcal
Yes, well, but let's not do this again anytime soon


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.74384 del
>>74383
properly fueled bertacek is a monster


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74385 del
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>>74380
It's not final.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74386 del
>>74383
Great job, my ass wouldn't let me do this atm


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74387 del
>>74381
Nobody uses a Shimano PM here because every single hobbyist knows they suck. Many use Stages or 4iii and they are more accurate than Shimano but still not as good as Favero, Garmin or Quarq.
>>74383
Very nice bert! How much total ascent?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74388 del
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>>74383


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.74389 del
>>74381
yeah they are crap and that's common knowledge in the powermeter space. It's technically possible that it could be correct since the spread is quite large, some over read and some under read


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.74390 del
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>>74384
>>74386
>>74387
>>74388
thank you berts
2k elevation, and one photo you should recognize


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.74391 del
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>>74390


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.74392 del
>>74383
That's a great ride! Would you like me to tell you how to proper fuel your recovery?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.74393 del
>>74392
this reads like a chatgpt post


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.74394 del
>>74383
woah what did you find water somewhere


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.74395 del
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>>74392
Go ahead
But keep in mind I am NOT making a schnitzel at this hour, unfortunately


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.74396 del
>>74391
Lmao that bottle


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.74397 del
>>74396
But it's only 950ml


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.74398 del
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>>74396
I use 2 of those


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.74399 del
>>74398
same I also use 2x 950ml


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.74400 del
>>74396
You need 1l of water per hour bert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.74401 del
I also use double 950ml, I was laughing at the tiny one that looks more like a biberon (baby bidon) on that frame


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.74402 del
>>74383
pas normal, and in this weather


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.74403 del
>>74383
holy eggs
zonder schnitzel?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.74404 del
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alright guys, keep tabs on riders that will mysteriously fall off in the coming year


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.74405 del
>>74401
I know a guy who uses the 500ml version of mine and they really look like my bottles just had babies


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.74406 del
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many berts would crumble under the strain


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.74407 del
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>>74406
>23mins @ 190+bpm
u good, bert?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.74409 del
>>74408
finally the footage leading up to the cipressa


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.74410 del
>>74408
Visma Steal-a-Bike taken a bit too literally.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.74411 del
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>>74392
I am still waiting and I am getting hungry!


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.74412 del
>>74411
A MASSIVE carbonara


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.74413 del
In Flanders fields the poppies blow OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 3.25
>Aert 5.5
>Brennan 6
>Philipsen 9
>Milan 11
>Lund 13
>Laporte 17
>Magnier 19
>Meeus 29
>Ganna 29
>Abrahamsen 34
>Vermeersh 41
>Lie 51
>Waerenskjold 67
>Birmay 67
>Stuyven 67
>Pithie 67
...
>Vacek 81
>Bittner 101
>Kubis 126


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.74414 del
>>74413
10 bucks on kubis patron


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.74415 del
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>>74407
no


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.74416 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.74417 del
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Surely Mathieu is not going to do SHIT after E3


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.74418 del
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>>74416
I have the same team but with the superior Alpecin slave


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.74419 del
>they don't believe in Frits Biestergod


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.74420 del
>>74419
that is not a real runner


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.74421 del
>>74420
i rode against him 2 years ago, definitely a real runner


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.74422 del
>>74421
did you beat him?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.74423 del
>>74422
i did not, he ended up winning that one, few months later he went to BEAT cycling
fella was already quite decent back then keeping up with CT riders


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.74424 del
>>74418
Based podium goombler


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.74425 del
Tough gamble this. I feel like I either made a potentially winning team or a bottom 5 one


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.74426 del
It would be so funny if Lipowitz got dropped tomorrow and Remco would have to pull for him to save the podium instead of going for the stage win himself.


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