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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No. 90489
good bye Italy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>89419


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.90490 del
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please buy our new shirt


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.90496 del
>>90462
Good news is tis but a scratch, the inner tube is pinched but it is not again a sidewall hole which will just let derbis in and I need to buy a new tire again.
No bad news really, besides the walk of shame. Deliberately went through the woods instead of the bikepath but once I needed to go along the bikepath only a pleasant boomer asked if I needed help, the rest just went by.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.90500 del
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Who is he the "The Next"?
I don't think he's the next Remco


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.90501 del
>>90500
he's very remco-esque
good TT, nice engine and good punch
I remember he was really good in kuurne reeling in attacks


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.90502 del
Hey I just had a good idea. Since the Giro sucked so much this year we should not let it count for Velogames. Sounds good?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.90503 del
>>90502
Warmup counts for like 20k points, the giro could have been jonas'd 20 stages in a row and it would still be more fair to count


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.90504 del
>>90502
and deny our friend /pinot/ of his glorious team? the guy could win


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.90505 del
>>90501
But he's 185 cm short
How is his seething game?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.90506 del
>>90505
>>90501
Widar is the PERFECT next remco. Honestly we'll never see anything like this again


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.90507 del
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grazie mille


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.90508 del
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danes that survived the giro


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.90509 del
>>90508
I don't like these ceremony stages


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.90510 del
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milan getting shamed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.90511 del
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perro


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.90512 del
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romans and their endless long straight roads


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.90513 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.90514 del
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niko dance telling them to slow down


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.90515 del
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Perfection. Also this is like FDJ best result of the year


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.90516 del
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FDJ line of shame


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.90517 del
>>90516
Surely they weren't at this race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.90518 del
>>90516
would you be surprised if I told you picnic did even worse than them?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.90519 del
>>90518
Bert, I can guarantee you, Picnic was not at this race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.90520 del
>>90519
van uden could still beat his rival lund today...


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.90521 del
>>90520
Lund is not here, Decathlon did not bring a sprinter


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.90522 del
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roma invictus


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.90523 del
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they had like 2000 years to repair it, but Italy


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.90524 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.90525 del
>>90523
Did you know a lot of those missing stones were used to build St Peter's?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.90526 del
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where is the pope?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.90527 del
>>90526
Poping


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.90528 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.90529 del
>>90528
lol


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.90530 del
>>90528
dude travels around in a caravan with his slag wife and drinks fancy wine.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.90531 del
FDJ reminding us they're here


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.90532 del
>>90530
someone's jealous


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.90533 del
>>90532
If only dutch girls had boobs. Ciclismo taught me that they don't.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.90534 del
GONNA GOES SOLO


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.90535 del
>>90534
2 lames on his wheel


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.90536 del
>>90535
feels like they could let stuyven ride


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.90537 del
>>90536
Magnet has three wins, surely they could let Stutven go for it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.90538 del
>>90537
without sobrero they might have


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.90539 del
>>90536
they should, let positionlet greenstreets use up his entire leadout


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.90540 del
Activate the moto dopage


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.90541 del
>>90538
Sobrero also no slouch, let the three of them fight it out


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.90542 del
>>90540
top kek he almost got sucked up that incline
based shitalians


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.90543 del
Trine's genes didn't even try fighting.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.90544 del
damn I could feel those watts


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.90545 del
RIP, ganna tying up


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.90546 del
>warren barguil pulling


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.90547 del
wtf is fdj doing helping pull, fuck off


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.90548 del
>>90547
lotto pulling is even worse, atleast fdj has a sprinter


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.90549 del
Alright let's watch for 5 minutes until Magnier wins


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.90550 del
Surely I am not gonna jinx it but what a Giro horibilis for Unibet Meme Rockets.
Good riddance


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.90551 del
>>90549
I have tuned in just 5km earlier for this exact purpose, just to have it checkboxed.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.90552 del
>>90548
Penhoët's best is a 9th lol


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.90553 del
it's over


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90554 del
Guys, he may not make it.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90555 del
lame


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90556 del
flyer now might make it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90557 del
CAM ON MAESTRI


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90558 del
GRANDE MIRKO


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.90559 del
>>90550
not tour worthy in 2027


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.90560 del
oh well nice try


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.90561 del
stuyven is fucking nasty dude, what a leadout


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90562 del
AERTS AWAKE AND PRESENT


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90563 del
yay Milan :)


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90564 del
Milan redeemed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90565 del
Finally Meelan does something


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90566 del
MILAN relegated


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90567 del
wow groenewegen almost did a jakobsen again, the fuck is wrong with that dude


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90568 del
My pastaniggers on Eurosport went crazy kek.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90569 del
Jonas almost chuting over the line


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90570 del
Was that incline too much for Magnier? That's disappointing.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90571 del
VINGEGAARD CHUTE


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90572 del
That's a yellow card for the whole Vismoid team


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90573 del
>>90567
Yeah, all of this to finish 7th lmao


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.90574 del
>>90570
Got fucked by greenstreet


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.90575 del
>>90471
very good choice! have you been to meissl & schaden?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.90576 del
Lolnardi 2nd lol


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.90577 del
>>90572
based


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.90578 del
van uden 20th, great giro boys


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.90579 del
Van Uden 21st, thanks for a great Giro Picnic. Until next yea- I mean never


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.90580 del
Troon very well again.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.90581 del
>>90575
Never, should I?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.90582 del
>>90580
said he might do a proper road season next year


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.90583 del
>>90580
Disgusting dopeur


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.90584 del
>>90583
Based


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.90585 del
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>>90579
slower than segaert


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.90586 del
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>>90583
You VILL pick him.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.90587 del
another giro done
another giro without cepeda doing literally anything


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.90588 del
>>90567
he’s a psycho


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.90589 del
You know it's been a shit GT when the final stage is top 5 for the entire race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.90590 del
How long does george take to update the score?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.90591 del
>>90590
Never i hope


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.90592 del
>>90581
yes - best schnitzel you will ever have.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.90593 del
>>90592
Should try then


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.90594 del
>>90590
about now normally


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.90595 del
>>90594
On the dot. Just caught him mid-update.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.90596 del
>>90595
fuck I did horribly, third giro in a row that's been an absolute disaster
not my race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.90597 del
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Winner, no VENDRAME as well.
Our Berts 31st and 43rd.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.90598 del
>>90596
>Jan CHRISTEN
Bertman, we don't pick him outside of a one day race with a favorable parcours.
Solaar is just bad luck, he would be Ciccone tier menace.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.90599 del
Saved by magnier. Zanna was a disaster


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.90600 del
>>90598
zana is the one I'm the most pissed about tbh


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.90601 del
>>90600
Yeah, but this is a consensus reasonable pick which turned out to be bad.


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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.90603 del
>>83427
Maybe ADJOOSTING wasn't such a bad idea after all


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>>90602
>finally i can use it!


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.90606 del
>>90603
aïe


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.90607 del
And where's that peg-legged guy, is he already midair to Nederland or what.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.90608 del
So no velogoomblin for a week. In other news, de lie in the startlist of etihad tour of wallonie


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.90609 del
>>90607
I would assume he posted from an accomodation back in Italy with Italian flag and is in no hurry driving back. But now I need visit Malta as well someday. The airports in Milan are easy to reach although Ryanair prefers Bergamo airport.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.90610 del
Disgusting swiss rigging at the skoda cup


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.90611 del
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Speaking of Skoda Cup
The prestigious Skoda Tour de Maurice is back after 1 (one) year hiatus
And Bart BUIJK is present and accounted for


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.90612 del
Who was the biggest disappointment of this il Giro? Lund, Milan, Pinarello, Pellizzari, O'Connor, Christen? Lots of good options.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.90613 del
>>90612
>GC - Pellizzari
>Sprint - Milan
>Breakaway - Zana


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.90614 del
>>90610
We paid the refs yes, what are you going to do about it? I hope they win, so firing the coach 1 month before the skoda cup was a good thing.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.90615 del
>>90613
I would say break would be Ciccone. Agree otherwise


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.90617 del
Optimal Team (Max Points)
All Rounders (2): Jonas Vingegaard (30, 2876 pts), Thymen Arensman (12, 1593 pts) → 42 cost, 4469 pts
Climbers (2): Felix Gall (16, 2094 pts), Jai Hindley (10, 1743 pts) → 26 cost, 3837 pts
Sprinter (1): Paul Magnier (12, 1403 pts) → 12 cost, 1403 pts
Unclassed (3): Jhonatan Narváez (8, 1105), Afonso Eulálio (6, 1382), Guillermo Thomas Silva (6, 1107) → 20 cost, 3594 pts
Wildcard (1): Davide Piganzoli (6, 1247 pts, extra Climber) → 6 cost

Total Cost: 98/100
Total Points: ~14,050


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.90618 del
why is BARDET not in the unbound results?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.90619 del
>>90612
pellizzari for sure, one attack just sent him to the shadow realm


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.90620 del
>>90618
DNFers ain't listed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.90621 del
>>90617
brother I ain't gonna do the maths but there's no way you could make that team or else I would have made it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.90623 del
>>90612
pellizzari, milan, lund


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.90624 del
>>90621
I kinda thought it is a bit too pickable, I will go call Grok a dumbass and tell him to think harder.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.90625 del
>>90624
it's probably that team with a 6 point sprinter (mihkels)


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.90626 del
>>90622
>>90620
maybe it's rigged and bardet's DNF of shame is scrubbed from the results


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>>90626


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.90628 del
>>90624
It adds up to 106 Bert


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.90629 del
>>90625
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this free tier models are so dumb. I am used to corporate tier and started to believe outputs because they are just good if you ask good prompts.
Now it is throwing Rondel in instead of Pelizzari and thinking it solved the 106 total cost issue.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.90630 del
>>90622
I looked on the official website and it seems like if you didn't abandon at a time taking station you didn't exist


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.90631 del
>>90629
I doubt Pellizzari would be in the best possible team


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.90632 del
>>90631
I meant Piganzoli.
Are you waiting for your leg to start behaving or are you flying?
Did you drive your own car there.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.90633 del
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these people get paid to write this shit


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.90634 del
>>90633
When I read articles with obvious bad takes like this I always wonder how much it's due to the author being retarded and how much it's about the author's boss forcing them to conjure up fake hype.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.90635 del
>>90632
Yes it is my car. So I still have to drive 2500 km home or something. It still hurts but I think it's okay. I will visit Herculaneum tomorrow because I read it is better than Pompeii and doesn't have 5 billion visitors every day. Maybe go see the Vesuvius. I want to be home next Saturday


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.90636 del
>>90634
I mean the site is basically a visma propaganda mill these days with baked in visma ads and everything


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.90637 del
>>90634
He gets paid by Visma probably


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.90638 del
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Disaster


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.90639 del
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>>90635
How many days off per year do you have.
Did you really get some extra prize for smoking that "person".
Yes this is an interview.


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>>90638
Still better than mine


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.90641 del
>>90638
atleast you had the correct sprinter


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.90642 del
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>>90639
No I already had this vacation planned before the incident. Idk I think I am building up extra hours with all those late shifts or something. But now I have like nothing left for the rest of the year


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.90643 del
>>90638
A fellow Pellizzari beliver. Dare I say we are the moral winners of this race.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.90644 del
>>90642
Does getting stuck in tunnels for hours to no end count towards you vacation time? You must have accrued months of free time by now


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.90645 del
I haven't checked in weeks. Looks like I am losing like 5000 points to Pinotbert. That is just GREAT


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.90646 del
>>90642
Comfy, long summer vacations and then comfy train riding in the dark months.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.90647 del
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>>90642
Aha, I thought 2 weeks is a good sweet spot to not drain too much of your total allowance, 3 seems a lot, how much time off can you have in total so you can still have something for the rest of the year.
You don't, simple.
I have booked Christmas and two days in November already, still have 10 to use but my job is too easy to really need time off. Plus I have the bongs' 4 or 5 extra days off as well.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.90648 del
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>>90644
Not true and not funny


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.90649 del
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Nice couple of intervals outside the cave. Had to plan me route so I didn't have a downhill in the middle of it all. Not that they're long around here of coursh, but having a minute or so where you can barely score any watts is already annoying.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.90650 del
>>90646
>>90647
Exactly. I have like 5 weeks now hehehe


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.90651 del
>>90647
wow that doesn't sound like much
pretty sure I have 34 vacation days without any holidays


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.90652 del
>>90651
I have a b2b contract, which is the biggest con of this job because I had to agree to keep the same salary as I have had for the last 3 years and my days off are unpaid. I have 21 of them, basically one month less of pay per year.
But the job was necessary to upskill me in engineering.
Normal employment has 26 paid days off and they carry over if unused, until the half of the next year.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.90653 del
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>>90652
working really is modern slavery


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.90654 del
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Some would say I have 365 vacation days a year. But tending my vegetable garden, animals, cleaning the house and making food for the wife when she gets home is also work.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.90655 del
>>90654
based spiritual walloon


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.90656 del
>>90653
It is really fine, I still earn good money, work from home, have true work for two hours a day including calls, can get away with being hungover.
Not real job.
Although the corporate assholes are slaveowners.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.90657 del
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>>90655
Je ne suis pas un walloon though


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.90660 del
Wait a minute, the images are all slid.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.90661 del
>>90633
>>90634
Well TECHNICALLY. He can probably keep it close enough that he could beat a sufficiently sick or injured Pogacar. But that's about that.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.90663 del
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GC. >>90662


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.90664 del
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>>90663
mhm back to making weird teams to try and bridge the gap
I'm so bad at GT's


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.90665 del
>>90663
Hmmm. Not a total disaster.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.90666 del
>>90664
It's literally sprinter roulette


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.90667 del
>>90666
Bit our friend pinot ignored the sprinter so he could stack GC.
After that it's just hoping your boys don't crash in the first week


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.90668 del
>>90666
goombling afterall innit


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.90669 del
>>90663
peaked at the right time for GTs even though I had 3 DNFs
the race to top 10 is back on


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.90670 del
>>90618
He DNFd when he saw the rainclouds


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.90671 del
FUUUUUUUUGGGGGG SUOMI :XDDDD


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.90672 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.90673 del
>>90654
>365 vacation days a year.
ynr Loser Bernd


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.90674 del
>>90666
>>90667
Yeah, I feel like it often pays off picking a cheap sprinter and put extra points into GC. But again, crashes happen


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.90675 del
The owl. It's gone. Jeez how much better it is.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.90676 del
>>90675
Don't tell me you strategically placed some poisoned squeakers as bait.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.90677 del
>>90663
Will /cyc/ finally collectively apologize to Axelgaard if Optakt Enjoyer ends up winning it all?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.90678 del
ynr the Dauphiné


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.90679 del
berts out there having 5 week vacations and outright neeting while the rest of us has 0 vacations and works at least two jobs to make ends meet
we need to introduce wealth tax in /cyc/ - the neets and long vacationers must pay


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.90680 del
>>90663
Delete this


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.90681 del
>>90679
As an American, I get paid the most money but have the least vacation time. This whole nonsense that Treinbert is doing where he just putzes around Italy for a month is insane


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.90682 del
>>90681
yes well but since you have a lot of money you will be taxed too so the rest of us can take some vacation
I hadn't thought of that, it was an oversight


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.90683 del
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>>90681
Remember when I was in Canada for two months. And then in China and Mongolia for two months. This is actually a very short trip


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.90684 del
>>90676
I did place some strategically placed sunflower seeds for robins today, just so the asshole pigeons can't race to them first.
Hope mama owl did not eat any birb fren to feed its annoying screamer.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.90685 del
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OG grug


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.90686 del
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sponsor of the tour KOM jersey, of course he doesn't wear a shirt like a true business man


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.90687 del
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eddy, what are you saying about your son secretly marrying lotte kopecky?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.90688 del
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will watch the rest tomorrow, a German tv feature about the tour 1972. imagine them sprinting in velodromes like back in the day.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7ts6W0hCY [Embed]


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.90689 del
>>90677
That gamer has been diverting from his gimmick


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.90690 del
>>90678
No I only know Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.90691 del
>>90690
>>90678
Why did remKING had to dodge?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.90692 del
>>90691
the big plan is to hide and train this year. trust the plan. R.EV.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.90693 del
>>90691
Hiding his big belly


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.90694 del
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Back to more regular training, I hope recovery won't be totally ass with the baby waking us up at night


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.90695 del
>>90691
big hiding


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.90696 del
>Sasha LUTSENKO
>Arnold DE LIE
>Tobias FOSS
>Pipo CONCA

47th tour of de wallonie brings a lot of frauds and frauds

On the other hand, there's plenty of up and coming superstars like CANAL, SENTJENS, CRABBE, VANTHOURENHOUT or PORNHAAR


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.90697 del
>>90696
Vanthourenhout is 32 Bert


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.90698 del
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>>90697
This baby faced stud is barely 18


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.90699 del
>>90697
32 velopoints? that's expensive.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.90700 del
>>90698
the bertline gives it away


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.90701 del
>>90699
Sorry but costs have gone up prices will have to reflect that nothing we can do


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.90702 del
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Youtubebros?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.90703 del
>>90702
How long before you start stalking autismbert?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.90704 del
>>90703
No, thanks, he has plenty of problems of his own


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.90705 del
>>90701
Akhem. Parting gift for mangling your ankle?
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/malta?cache=1780304053


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.90706 del
>>90705
I thought that just happened in Korea


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.90707 del
>>90706
How are you and your fellow countrymen holding up today swissbert?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.90708 del
>Gall ist der zweite Österreicher auf einem Grand-Tour-Podest nach Adolf
hmm, article also mentions that his gf is American and classical musician. I don't know how this matches his own music style.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.90709 del
>>90707
lots of coping. I mean I was prepared for it mentally and thought that Barkov would make the difference, but didn't expect that weak ass defensive playing by the Suisse after getting into the final unbeaten.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.90710 del
>>90709
I didn't watch the match (went to sleep at 9 because of the baby, haha) but what I read in the tabloids and what my friends confirmed was that both teams seemed rather timid and afraid to play compared to the earlier matches.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.90711 del
later this month soccer is holding a pride match and they are making muslims play one another
could cycling be equally based? I think so, pride jersey


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.90712 del
>>90711
>>90604
We're so far ahead


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.90713 del
>>90711
Remco has already raced against Yates


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.90714 del
There are more climbing stages in the dauphinée than in this year giro


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.90715 del
>>90714
since we're getting del dopo v seixas kino it will be infinitely more interesting than the giro (a 1 out of 10 grand tour) in general


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.90716 del
>>90714
Also 2 sprint stages where they put a shit ton of mountains in the first half of the stage ensuring slurp


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.90717 del
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>>90716
Absolutely no way this ones ends up in a sprint


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.90718 del
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the giro may actually only be a 0.5/10 grand tour
I recently posted anti giro truth into the local bicycle group chat
>the femmes tdf is a more interesting race than the giro in every regard
and there was plenty of agreement to be found (one guy said yup while everyone else stayed silent [nobody knows what the giro is nor do they watch the femmes tdf]).


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.90719 del
>>90717
Who designs this shit anyway, yeah you can attack and go solo but you'll have to suffer 30km on the flat.
Romeo will win


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.90720 del
>massive explosions in Malta
I'm nooticing...


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.90721 del
>>90720
auterrorismbert


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.90722 del
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New t-shaped hex tool arrived.
The derailleur support screw still won't budge and I worry I will snap it half if I try harder.
What the FUCK did they do with it.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.90723 del
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3rd world country of Belgium


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.90724 del
>>90723
Belgian bert commute on this on 23mm


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.90725 del
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So I went to Herculaneum and it was pretty cool. But I couldn't get on the Autostrada because the oldest toll booth in existence didn't accept my credit cart. I had to drive through the fucking center of the towns of the Napoli banlieus and everybody is fucking CRAZY here. Cars driving and stopping everywhere, retards stepping into the road, those fucking scooters overtaking on the left and the right. Literally every car has bumps and scratches. There are probably not a whole lot of cyclists from the south because they are all DEAD. It is 10x worse than the rest of Italy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.90726 del
Credit cart. That's funny. Anyway maybe I will blow up this place next

(this is a joke mr FBI hahaha)


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.90727 del
Well that's an interesting flag


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.90728 del
>>90725
>debt financing a toll road fee
quintissentially d*tch post


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.90729 del
>>90728
What? I just don't have any cash on me, sadly here they still live in 1955


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.90730 del
good guy Milan watching the ladies


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.90731 del
>>90727
don't worry about blowing shit up in lebanon, (((someone))) is doing that already


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.90732 del
>>90723
Average walloon road tbh, last time I was in that region I punctured front and back at the same time


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.90733 del
>>90726
>vesuvio explodes


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.90734 del
2.5km over 7% at the femeninas and there's already a HUGE GC action
The h*mmes would never


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.90735 del
Btw Bertacek, you can use a GRX 31/48 crankset with 11speed road components for better rampa gears. Will require FD adjustment though, so maybe better to just buy a new bike.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.90736 del
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kill


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.90737 del
>>90734
it's actually insane how a fatso sprinter stage grows to a 50 second gap with them


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.90738 del
fink Brtek just needs some fewer teeth on his crankset


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.90739 del
>>90735
I might end up buying new FD at this rate because I am gonna destroy it soon
I would prefer not to since it's out of stock everywhere here


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.90740 del
>>90737
The motopacing is out of this world again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.90741 del
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nice muro in wallonia


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.90742 del
>came back together
lame


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.90743 del
gruppo compacto, so much for 50 seconds


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.90744 del
>still trusting Italian timekeeping in the current year


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.90745 del
>Five for Georgie


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.90746 del
marlen brapper is gonna ride away


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.90747 del
Sente is a big guy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.90748 del
be dad and mom sentjens and think how to name their newborn son: sente sentjens. genius.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.90749 del
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>>90748
Dad with some ominous team history


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.90750 del
it's de lie over


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.90751 del
any good sprinter there except balsamico?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.90752 del
strategical double puncture for de lie within the limit.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.90753 del
big maus


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.90754 del
ineos pulled for nothing


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.90755 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.90756 del
easy without wiebes there


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.90757 del
hmmm, balsamico


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.90758 del
>>90754
you could make this post every race and it would be correct


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.90759 del
balsamico wins again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.90760 del
>>90756
She's as solid 2nd best as Wiebes is 1st. Kind of incredible.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.90761 del
Honestly that some very efficient local riging by giro done. Impressed


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.90762 del
>>90760
you'd think the ones that got dropped today would also hulkmax to atleast threaten wiebes on the flat but no


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.90763 del
>>90727
lebanese blonde


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.90764 del
CANAL BLANCO in the Canal zone


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.90765 del
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They're doing w estimation on strava files now


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.90766 del
>>90765
he's still allowed to post with power?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.90767 del
>>90766
Estimated of course


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.90768 del
>>90765
that seixas kom is big enough news to make it to several cycling media posts so yeah it's warranted


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.90769 del
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just looked at the tdf route in full for the first time
>le tourmalet again
>random stage with just the balloon ballsack
>they ride up it again the next day
>alpe to break the record
>they ride up it again the next day
kinda fucking lame
>galibier again
only this one peaks my interest


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.90770 del
The Le Tour should ride the l'Iseran again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.90771 del
>>90769
will be at cote des doppes for this stage, betting with a mate who can gather the most doped bottles


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.90772 del
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Imagine the puffiness


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.90773 del
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>>90769
A lot of baroudeurs stages this year, not a huge fan. Also way too many flat sprints


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.90774 del
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Don't think I will be trying to be just a little bit too funni with Auterrorismbert ever again.
https://x.com/hw97karbine/status/2061336893170626732


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.90775 del
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Ummm, Jorgenson looks actually close to death


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.90776 del
>>90774
allahu akhbar


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.90777 del
>>90775
Didn't know he was eritrean


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.90778 del
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>>90775
Shouting lager, lager, lager, lager
mega, mega white thing,
mega, mega white thing
So many things to see and do in the tube hole


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.90779 del
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>>90775
how pas normal is gonna be reconstructed mecha matty ?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.90780 del
>>90775
there's no way this isn't some pic from when he was 17 or something


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.90781 del
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>>90773
it's lacking some real mountain killer stages, we used to get atleast 3 of pic related in a tour
can't believe they fell for the make the tour easier meme to beat pogacar


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.90782 del
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>>90781
take me home


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.90783 del
>>90781
Kussesque etape


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.90784 del
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>>90782
dauphiné has you covered
no wonder fatco is running away


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.90785 del
>>90782
>cordon bleu stop in flumet
B I G
I
G


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.90786 del
>>90781
They even made sure none of the baroudeurs stages are for puncher so that the can't take time here. Also we probably will never have a cobble stage again before he retires


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.90787 del
>>90786
I also don't see where visma is getting their cope, all the stuff where they previously were able to kraak brutalle pogi is missing
that first alpe stage is basically begging for pogi to break the record


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.90788 del
>>90787
They gave up I think they're just pretending


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.90789 del
My gf is now watching more cycling than me. Have i made it or should i ne scared?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.90790 del
>>90789
What's her w/kg?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.90791 del
>>90788
I wish they would just go all out like they did that first tour they broke him.
Just attack him non stop till he forgets to eat


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.90792 del
>>90790
shes fast for a woman but nothing to worry about


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.90793 del
>>90792
>/cyc/ gf who can't mog you but still rides properly?
you made it


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.90794 del
>>90789
That's the dream. She wont be mad at you for spending hours watching sport.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.90795 del
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>Felix Gall had already been linked with Lidl-Trek, but according to Het Laatste Nieuws, the Austrian will indeed move to the German WorldTour team. The runner-up in the recent Giro d’Italia currently rides for Decathlon CMA CGM, but is reportedly in his final months with the French team.

disgusting to be honest


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.90796 del
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She looks 45


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.90797 del
>>90789
>cyc gf
do you really have to ask?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.90798 del
>>90795
Why though? Decathlon only has Sexass so Gall would get to ride the other half of relevant stage races as captain.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.90799 del
>>90798
money, they're taking muhlburger too apparently


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.90800 del
>>90795
To be fair he's kinda useless as a domestique


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.90801 del
>>90799
Shouldn't Decathlon have lots of money too now that they got those shipping dollars?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.90802 del
>>90775
yo what the fuck


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.90803 del
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hahahahaaha, oh hahahahahaa


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.90804 del
>>90775
the bald ghoul
>>90803
lmao its so over for those fools


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.90805 del
>>90803
lmao


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.90806 del
>>90803
>>90804
>>90805
Exchanging one retard for another is really not gonna make a lot of difference Beets


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.90807 del
Yes I meant Beets and not Berts. It's my new thing


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.90808 del
>>90806
nope it's over for Visma


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.90809 del
>>90808
for visma? losing that german retard is a net positive


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.90810 del
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>GALL in already 28


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.90811 del
Meeus will suck at tdf.
Mark my words


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.90812 del
>>90809
who will plan their tactics now?
>ride hard when the climb starts and attack with captain at 5km to go
not just everyone can make these intricate strategies


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.90813 del
>>90811
Yes?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.90815 del
CAMON JUAN CAMON


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.90816 del
>>90796
she looks infertile, it's over for the van der poel legacy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.90817 del
>>90806
>>90809
its never been more over niermann was their main car guy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.90818 del
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me cyc gf doesn't even know how to ride a bice


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.90819 del
>>90817
losing their nr1 shill smh


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.90820 del
>>90775
Belgian treins looks funny with their offset seats.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.90821 del
>>90789
ciclismo is now a female sport. I pass by much more female ciclists on road bikes these days. I guess that influencer crap is useful for once.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.90822 del
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lidl is gearing up big time but really lacks results this season, most of their big names are lacking


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.90823 del
>>90822
heh ayuso, remember that guy
just DNF's without injury these days


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.90824 del
>>90821
Every time I ride in vienna I have the same reflection. South of france it's still a boomer's sport


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.90825 del
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and now about my ride. I was ayuso'd. a bee entangled itself between my finger and the shifter and decided to sting my finger would be a good idea to escape.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.90826 del
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>>90825
perhaps she just wanted to bee herself


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.90827 del
>>90825
local bee STINGS runner with STINGER and HONEY


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.90828 del
>lidl femmes already has 3x more giro stages than lidl hommes
>budget is probably 1/10th
heads gotta roll after this season, lidl needs to become great again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.90829 del
aldi chads will win the long race


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.90830 del
>renamed Peace Race
>two isrealis in the top twenty
peculiar scenario


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.90831 del
>tarmac sl 9
wait what, didn't the sl 8 just come out recently? I don't see much difference besides Lipowitz being smaller than I thought.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.90832 del
>>90831
buy new bike


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.90833 del
>>90831
is the geometry any better than the 8 or still same old


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.90834 del
>>90831
Sniffs even deeper


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.90836 del
>>90835
is that a 46 cm handlebar? Looks as wide as the toptube is long


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.90837 del
Every FUCKING time I just randomly (so like twice a year, it has been already twice now since that Crux) I open some used bike search I get a GREAT bike right in the sweetspot of wanting me to splurge my saving but also be an adult who doesn't need a new bike.
And it is in my town. The only consideration is M frame size, it is not that smaller than an L SL4 Roubaix frame which feels slightly big for me. But it is in my town. I can go check it out.

What do we think. Psyoping me into it or not.
https://www.olx.pl/d/oferta/rower-gorski-specialized-epic-s-works-m-carbon-axs-mtb-xc-maraton-CID767-IDZW5AM.html?isPreviewActive=0&reason=seller_listing&sliderIndex=0


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.90838 del
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>>90836
it's HIS bike


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.90839 del
>>90837
how much is that in euros, like 4k?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.90840 del
>>90839
Yea, 4200, but I would want to haggle it to 16000 so 3800.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.90841 del
>>90832
i know, i know


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.90842 del
>>90837
the only rule is to never get a second hand triathlon bike.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.90843 del
It is also unused, the guy writes it has 50k of initial ride on and nothing else, I could believe him.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.90844 del
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>>90843
>50000 km
>unused


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.90845 del
feeling pretty optimistic about the cheeky €100 goomble I placed on Bert Bertaček p*rchasing new steed by mudracing season


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.90846 del
>>90844
Listen here Autismbrtek..


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.90847 del
>>90837
Do you REALLY need a sworks full sus xc bike? You can get a good hardtail for half the price easily


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.90848 del
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>>90845
Those are some well invested shekels

I am also thinking of investing into my current steed to keep it viable as a backup option and primary rape machine.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.90849 del
>>90847
For the use case, truly off road, Polish "gravel", while going fast, being comfy and having fun - akshually yes, full sus is the one.
Gravel will just not work on enough of trails and paths here to be warranted, I already have my shopping cart hardtail but once you get on the forst and field paths you wish you had your back wheel damping all the bumps and rocks as well.
Do I need an S-Works? Fuck no. But it is a similar case like with the S-Works Roubaix I have bought while hunting for a plain Spec 105 - just not enough bikes in excellent shape I could believe in. And black.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.90850 del
>>90837
is that your size? Size 17-18" apparently is M and for 168-178 cm
the one time I rode a xc bike I rode an L at 180 cm and it definitely didn't feel big
price seems fine everything on that bike is expensive (I think)


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.90851 del
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>>90850
Hopefully it isn't and I can completely not spend that money on a bike I don't really need.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.90852 del
>>90849
You have the Spesl Rubé?
Let me help you fix that FutureShock™


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.90853 del
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>>90852
Is it (you) or "you" (Volodymyr)?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.90854 del
Pogacar is going to do a Roglic. Let the little newcomer win some stages while he feels comfortable with his lead and then stage 20 Seixas drops him and wins le Tour.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.90855 del
Last spam before I doze off, my current mtb vs that FUCKING Epic.

Stack: Rockhopper L 626mm vs. Epic M 591mm → Rockhopper is noticeably taller (more upright riding position).
Reach: Rockhopper L 445mm vs. Epic M 445mm → Identical.
Stack/Reach Ratio (approximate fit feel): Rockhopper ~1.41 vs. Epic ~1.33 → Epic feels more stretched/aggressive for the same reach.
Wheelbase: Rockhopper L ~1152mm vs. Epic M 1148mm → Very similar overall length.
Front Center: Rockhopper L 719mm vs. Epic M 719mm → Nearly identical.
Head Tube Length: Rockhopper L 105mm vs. Epic M 100mm → Similar.
Seat Tube Length (C-T): Rockhopper L 450mm vs. Epic M 430mm → Rockhopper has a longer seat tube.
Fork Offset/Rake: Rockhopper 46mm vs. Epic 44mm → Minor difference.
Trail: Rockhopper 97mm vs. Epic 106mm → Epic has more trail (more stability at speed).


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.90856 del
>>90795
just saw this was about to drop a post too
very funny they keep bolstering the mid tier


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.90857 del
>>90855
clear sign to purchase 2bh you obviously want it, buy it.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.90858 del
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Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.90859 del
>>90858
'ate Visma but happy for are Kuss


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.90860 del
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One of the most anticipated tours, the Skoda Tour of Maurice starts today with super stacked startlist
>MAYER
>BUDIAK
>REGUIGUI
>MOHD ZARIFF
>DE COMARMOND
>JOBBER
>ONG
>L'ESPERANCE
>COCO
>BUIJK
>SAMPIONBISIKLET
>PRONSKIY
>MOONMAN
>HUBY

Only my boys ROUGIER-LAGANE and MARRIER D'UNIENVILLE are missing. Sad news!


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.90861 del
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Es la hora.

In 2023, british menace Archie CROSS and local hero ROUGIER-LAGANE were beating of on the mythical slopes of Gran Bassin only to get humbled by Natnael BERHANE at the meta.
At the same time, James JOBBER being dropped out of the gruppo principal and another menace STEDMAN, then in maillot jaune, haplessly lachee'd.
Now those were the times.

Then in 2024 came the super doped team of Felt Felbermayr (ZOIDL's galacticos) with Piotr BROZYNA and Felix RITZINGER making everyone feeling a little stupid, putting 2 minutes solo back-to-back on the hopeless pedalton. BROZYNA was so sulphurous he was forced to retire at the ripe age of 31 (late twenties).

The shame was so big the 2025 edition was cancelled altogether.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.90862 del
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RITZINGER apparently was also shadow banned and force to retire at the ripe age of 29 (mid twenties).
But how does ZOIDL continue to get away with it?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.90863 del
STEDMAN also is retired
EISENBARTH, 3rd GC, also retired
YEMANE, the 6th GC, also retired
CROSS last started in India, at the infamous Poo Race and wasn't seen since. Police suspect foul play.

that race is a killer of careers


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.90864 del
>>90860
Ynr Antoine HUBY

Another absolute jobber that I repeatedly wasted velocoins on like so many other berts who believed we were "attention paying"


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.90865 del
>>90864
>not only picking you are boys
major KWAB


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.90866 del
>>90865
well collective cyc boys like CANAL Carlos make it and start demanding top dollar


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.90867 del
>p*rchasing invented runners
do goomblers really?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.90868 del
>>90867
What if my boys are imaginary?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.90869 del
>>90867
How can riders be real if our eyes aren't real


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.90870 del
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WE LIVE ON MAURITIUS


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.90871 del
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>VAN CAUWENBERGHE Arne
>VANDENBOGAERDE Jens
<PUNNEWWAERT Liam
>VAN CAUWELAERT Brent
>VAN CLEEMPUTTE Kejni
>FRACOIS Tomas
>OMLOOP Mads
>D'HOLLANDER Lars
>D'HOLLANDER Luca
>VANOVERSCHELDE Kobe
>COOMERSMAN Vincent
>SMET Yaxano
>VAN LOOVEREN Enema
>VAN MINNEBRUGGEN Tobias
>VANDEN WYNGAERD Wies


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.90872 del
squiallaume wins in Mauritius ahead of WOJFJE and LOZANO
big STUFF


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.90873 del
grug is doing tour de suisse


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.90874 del
>>90873
>more pogi vs grug kino
very nice


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.90875 del
>>90874
WIDAR gonna humiliate them both
He spent last 3 months in axolotl tanks growing stronger


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.90876 del
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Why are there tree minute gaps? And why is the leaf lassie starting at 7?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.90877 del
>>90831
still keeping my SL6, bikes stopped developing after that, simple as


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.90878 del
my steel frame 18 speed mit rim breaks and 25s just werks


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.90879 del
>>90878
You are being suboptimal and are leaving watts on the ground
You need a new bike today


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.90880 del
Pogacarova goes solo


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.90881 del
🇦🇺 Jai Hindley submits 🇫🇷 Tour de France application to 🇧🇪 Evenepoel and 🇩🇪 Lipowitz
>“Originally there was talk of me doing the Tour to support a couple big dogs there.”


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.90882 del
>>90879
Most people are leaving at least 30W on the table by simply not putting the head down while riding (or at least 50W in my wife's case since her head is size 63)


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.90883 del
>>90855
If you want it and will get proper use out of it I would just buy it.
There's many things I bought late where I thought man should've done this years ago but my mind over thinks every decision


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.90884 del
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>>90882
well aware


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.90885 del
Big Marlen in difficulty
Meanwhile Brand solid TT without even trying


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.90886 del
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>>90885
it is marlenover


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.90887 del
Berts what if Urska actually becomes really good


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.90888 del
>>90882
>[ ] Be able to see where you're going.
>[X] SafeR? LMAO, GOTTA GO FAST!!


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.90889 del
>>90888
installing a camera on the top of my helmet and a screen in the visor


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.90890 del
Pogacarova dopage


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.90891 del
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>>90887


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.90892 del
Big Marlen is BACK


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.90893 del
Big Marlen <3


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.90894 del
aertesque knee


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.90895 del
>>90888
There's a good medium between looking fully down and holding your head up high like a stop sign


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.90896 del
that was BIG from Marlen


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.90897 del
>>90879
not my problem


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.90898 del
uh-oh Marlen bros......


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.90899 del
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>>90884
>>90888
Climbers solved that problem YEARS ago.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.90900 del
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I thought they were squeaking about those artistic camera angles a couple of years ago.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.90901 del
should have pedaled faster


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.90902 del
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>>90900


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.90903 del
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Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.90904 del
normal? pas!


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.90905 del
lmao Anna, mamma mia


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.90906 del
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>CONTADOR VELASCO 28:55
>van der Breggen 31:38


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.90907 del
What the fuck is that time


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.90908 del
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um, that tramp stamp. I guess cycling isn't her only job.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.90909 del
I have a crush on Anna


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.90910 del
>>90908
? that's a chest piece


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.90911 del
>>90908
That's not a tramp stamp bert


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.90912 del
>>90906
extremely normal


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.90913 del
>inb4 DQ because bike was too light


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.90914 del
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>>90908
Bert...


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.90915 del
Rain in Wallonie


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.90916 del
ok let's all apologize to swissbert after making fun of him for not knowing what a tramp stamp is


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.90917 del
>>90908
hahahaha how do you not know that's a tranny bug DUMMY


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.90918 del
>>90908
maybe she just liked the movie?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.90919 del
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>>90916
Maybe he knew and just mistook her face for her behind.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.90920 del
>>90916
as punishment he should get a tramp stamp of a squeaker peeping out


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.90921 del
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So I have been driving some of the Monte Paschi Eroica roads. I can say with certainty that it is literally impossible to suffer in Toscana


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.90922 del
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>>90920


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.90923 del
What in the fuck is up with these FUCKING flags, first Lebanon and now THIS. FUCK


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.90924 del
>>90888
you don't have to look down to get your head down


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.90925 del
>>90921
send pictures


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.90926 del
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>>90925
The view from my hotel is okay


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.90927 del
>>90926
god damn


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.90928 del
>>90926
stunning, looks like California but better


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.90929 del
>>90926
Moooods!


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.90930 del
>ben oliver
what is this crappe? raid the modern adventure doping bus already.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.90931 del
>>90930
>køven this hard to try and get Sentje SENTE onto a podium


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.90932 del
>>90926
9/10
missing some fat naked shrivelled grannies on those sun loungers


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.90933 del
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>>90795
afterwork gravel ride done, still feeling me bachelorparty in me bones pfoahh


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.90934 del
>>90933
can you fit the suit yet?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.90935 del
>>90930
properly kwabbed all those sprinters, good sprint


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.90936 del
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>>90934
did not eat anything yet today


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.90937 del
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post you are toscana pics


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.90939 del
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>>90937
haven't been in Italy in a while sadly


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.90940 del
>>90939
let's go to bertaceks alp summer house


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.90941 del
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>>90939
>sprint stage profile across the plate


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.90942 del
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Luckily I've had some sleep and sun and I am no longer interested in that Epic enough to actually pig for it.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.90943 del
>>90941
>sprint stage
That's one long steep climb. Probably an ITT.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.90944 del
>>90942
lame but then again soon 32" wheels are the new standard and all old bikes will rapidly lose value and thus become cheaper
a wise pig lives longer eh


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.90945 del
>>90944
It is a 2020 bike with barely enough gearing plus first and foremost I really don't need it.
It is just adulting.
Like if Brtek was to buy a second summer home, he may afford it but if the house and location is not almost perfect then does it really make any sense.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.90946 del
>>90945
ah 2020 well you can find newer version for the same price on buycycle you are right not to buy it


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.90947 del
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Jesus fuck that was good. Still two courses to go


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.90948 del
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>>90946
Yeah, that funky triangular frame part was finally scrapped in 2021, but the whole generation of bikes from 2020 and younger at least until 2015 has it.
I was on buycycle yesterday too, they are a tad more expensive but not so much to just throw yourself at that bike in my town.
Not the time for pigging yet, pretty clearly.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.90949 del
>>90947
>a dutchoid finds about good ham, mortadela, tomaters and bread


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.90950 del
>>90949
Why do we only have garbage at home. It's not fair


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.90951 del
>>90949
Calm down Bert, let him enjoy his dinner


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.90952 del
>>90950
>>90951
Yes, I was slightly too mean, I intended to be just mean enough to not get bombed.
Definitely enjoy Bert, they are assholes for getting the simple stuff so right.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.90953 del
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and today in the lives of the privileged


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.90954 del
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>>90939
was that a main koers ??


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.90955 del
>>90954
seems fine?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.90956 del
>>90947
looking good!

>>90954
do you see the 800g steak in the back bert?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.90957 del
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God damn why is everything so soul here


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.90958 del
>>90953
how does the hut enable telecommunication


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.90959 del
>>90947
did you contact the staff before sitting down at the table?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.90960 del
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they should bring this 1.1 back


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.90961 del
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Berts are enjoying Dolce vita while bertacek is digging deep at BIG workouts.
How is that fair?

All in on the first effort to see what happens afterwards, it was kinda okay. Only after some 2:30 it was beginning to be dead and over.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.90962 del
>>90959
Of course I did, what kind of animal would just walk up and take some table


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.90963 del
>>90961
been struggling big time today it was like 80% or more humidity and I was feeling very weak all around


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.90964 del
>>90961
nice ride big guy
more odd zone work in the winter and all the skores might be faahves


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.90966 del
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These are harsh, but feels good once it's done. Did them last week as well and felt better today, so that's good. Also there's dark mode on intervals now.


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.90967 del
>>90966
Very cool
But why not just run rondes at the alto?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.90968 del
>>90960
>3. CICCONE Giulio
>6. HIRT Jan
interesting


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.90969 del
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don't laugh at me numbers, still getting back into doing longer rides


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.90970 del
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>>90969
>117W
>2.08 W/Kg
VERY cool photos


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.90971 del
>>90938
Florentine steak is just awful. They really have no idea what they are doing.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.90972 del
>>90969
it is impossible to suffer in marin county


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.90973 del
>>90969
Nice pick. What size are those tyres? Look big to me


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.90974 del
Mercantour classic should be on the velodrama schedule. Shame on you george


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.90975 del
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Crazy glowup


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.90976 del
>>90974
POZZOVIVO will win


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.90977 del
Just found why smaller size bikes work for me.
82cm inseam at 188cm of height.
Not exactly short leg but definitely shorter than 1 std for my height.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.90978 del
>>90977
Yeah I think that's quite short inseam for your length, mine is 90-91cm for 190cm and I think my proportions are pretty average (my brother, same height as I am, has an inseam of 95cm and a noticeably longer wingspan).


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.90979 del
Ok, make it 83cm inseam after a more precise measurement with a long, thin box which was perpendicular to the wall instead of eyeballing it.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.90980 del
>>90978
I always thought so as well, apparently not. It didn't elude me that pant legs usually went way down my heel and got scuffed over the ground but still.
Always thought I am 185 until I measured myself out of boredom like 2 years ago.
It does say on all the proportion charts that yours are proper.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.90981 del
Silva wins in Maurice, pas normal


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.90982 del
>>90969
pay me


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.90983 del
>>90979
>>90977
>inseamlet
mine is about 94 if i remember correctly


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.90984 del
>>90977
the sitting giant. 56 frames with longer stem should work out fine for you instead of going 58.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.90985 del
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completely overheated today, I might need a stronger fan


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.90987 del
>>90983
Isn't that also a bit short for you?
You're like 220.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.90988 del
>>90986
ordered!


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.90989 del
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>>90984
I have a 56 frame with 6cm stem, it still feels stretchy.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.90990 del
never measured me frame as I'm not autistic


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.90991 del
>>90990
Yeah but you barely ride


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.90992 del
>>90990
you unironically don't ride at all do you


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.90993 del
>>90988
Nice!
>>90989
Wait what? Do you have any flexibility in your hips?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.90994 del
>>90990
are you aucustic though?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.90995 del
I also never measured my bike


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.90996 del
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Remember my good friend Volodomyr, the mechanic? I explicitely told him I am vaxxing me chain, so of course he put some oil on it.
What to do? I only have the "chain wash machine", I don't do ultrasound. That should be enough, right?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.90997 del
>>90996
why would anyone use ultrasound if their chain is not pregnant?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.90998 del
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>>90996
get a lawyer and sue these asshole what the hell
they fucking damaged your bike in multiple ways


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.90999 del
>>90996
Why do you go to such shitty bikeshops, aren't you near prague. Surely there's something respectable there


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.91000 del
>>90991
>>90992
false, I ride at least couple times per week and score BIG rides every now and again


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.91001 del
>>90997
>The primary difference is their part of speech: ultrasound is a noun referring to the high-frequency sound itself, while ultrasonic is the adjective used to describe devices, waves, or processes operating at that frequency. Both terms relate to sound waves vibrating above the upper limit of human hearing
peculiar
>>90998
I don't want to get droned


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.91002 del
>>90999
I was there last year and it ended up fine


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.91003 del
Groves is going to tudor, alpecin lost 80% of their roaster in 2 years


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.91004 del
>>91001
to answer your question full degreasing of the chain and possibly entire drivetrain and pulleys may be necessary
depends on how much the oil has already contaminated everything, if its all caked you're fucked


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.91005 del
>most ultrasonic cleaners use 20-40kHz
where I come from we call this ultra LOW frequencies
can't most people hear up to 20+ kHz anyways?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.91006 del
>>91003
makes sense as 80% of their budget goes to grug and jasper
running a pro team in Belgium simply isn't viable anymore


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.91007 del
>>91005
20kHz is the upper limit in most DAWs, you don't go higher than that. with age that goes down to probably 16-17k anyways


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.91008 del
>>91004
Then the bike is probably a write off
Might as well continue using lube on it (which I don't have)


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.91009 del
>>91003
Should snipe tom crab from Q36.5 then


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.91010 del
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Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.91011 del
>>90996
You don't need any machine to degrease the chain and pulley wheels. Buy 1l of mineral spirits and 1l of denatured alcohol from your local hardware store for 4€. Soak the chain in the spirits in a jar, shake it aggressively for 1min, then drain the spirits and repeat 2-3 times until it's all clean. Then soak in the alcohol and voila, clean as can be. Then you can re-wax.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.91012 del
>>91010
it's over, time to strip and re-vaxx
>>91011
this only works if the chain is not already completely kwabbed, in that case agitation is required


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.91013 del
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What is the point of this thing then?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.91014 del
>>91013
to wash oily chains back in 2012


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.91015 del
>>91013
to spill greasy detergent on you're floors


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.91016 del
>>91013
This is what I use but I don't vax


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.91017 del
>>91013
idk man but it ain't got nothing on the JAR


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.91018 del
which type of container do you prefer for chain cleaning applications Bert?
for me it is the humble olive jar


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.91019 del
>>91012
Yeah might be true, I've used it to strip factory grease but I assume brtek's chain isn't that bad


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.91020 del
time to purchase a bike NEW


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.91022 del
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Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.91023 del
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Sorry for interrupting bike maintenance talk with Off topic, but apparently we live in France
Col de la Couilol is being climbed


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.91024 del
>>90993
Yeah, I'm pretty good, barefoot ATG squats no problem, with narrow or very wide stance, front and bulgarians as well.
Don't know, maybe it is my arms, I do have a slight belly but it is not I can't see my johnson belly, it is you can see it when wind blows from the front on my t-shirt belly.
>>91011
Saving this.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.91025 del
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Explain this without using the words "dopage", "decency", "sulphur" or "pas normal"


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.91026 del
>>91025
oiled


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.91027 del
>Fausto MASNADA
can't belive this doped fraud was one pinchazo away from winning the Il Lombardia


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.91028 del
>>91027
Remember when bagioli came in 2nd


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.91029 del
>>91028
>BAGIOLI, MASNADA, CONCA
it's like grandes are allowed one doped runner per year


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.91030 del
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Clément Berthet-Labous


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.91031 del
BAARLE now there was a runner
monument winner and all


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.91032 del
Valberg > Vamberg


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.91033 del
13 km to go at the Alpes-Maritimes
4 hapless squeakers squeaking at the Tete yet the Decathlon train is closing on menacingly


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.91034 del
>>91033
I've seen enough, Pozzovivo will win


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.91035 del
>>91034
>>90976
Yes, it is known
My stream is zonder sound for some reason


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.91036 del
You now remember Attila VALTER


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.91037 del
ARSAC is slaving for Leo BISIAUX
Who are the other principals though? POZZOVIVO for sure, SOSA, JEGAT and Squillaume?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.91038 del
>>91018
glass jar of formerly pasta sauce


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.91039 del
BISIAUX goes solo
SOSA lachees instantly
Lote principal is looking at each other
BREUILLARD now has to slave for JEGAT


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.91040 del
BISIAUX doing the SEIXAS


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.91041 del
POZZOVIVO ups the pace


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.91042 del
>>90973
only 28s, it must be the light


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.91043 del
bert heh now that was a runner


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.91044 del
BISIJO is slowing down, SOSA seems to have awoken
POZZOVIVO looks alive


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.91045 del
>>91043
no GLAMOUR Jhonatan, tell you that for free
hardly even begun to peak yet though has he?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.91046 del
wtf I thought Pozzovivo retired last year


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.91047 del
bisseggaux lead shrinking fast


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.91048 del
kern pharma finally developed some new form of dopage


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.91049 del
this is sulfurous


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.91050 del
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Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.91051 del
RIP Beezo, but love to see a guy get his first win


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.91052 del
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Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.91053 del
>>91051
I thought it was like BEESHOW


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.91054 del
it looks like a painting in the women's Giro


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.91055 del
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top10


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.91056 del
>>91053
aren't Zs Z in French? idk though


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.91057 del
oh it's an S there, I'm stupid


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.91058 del
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Autismbert not gonna like that legendary velodrama fraud Ibon RUIZ of all places won such a big race.
The wound from 2021 Volta velodrama runs deep.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.91059 del
>>91053
I listened to it, it's like Beezjau


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.91060 del
Big Marlen lachee


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.91061 del
For me it's lauren "big" dickson


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.91062 del
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>>91060
that's not the message I'm getting


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.91063 del
Holmgren is a big girl
Vollering looks absolutely washed


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.91064 del
The ladies' stage today is better designed than any stage in the men's Giro, tbh


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.91065 del
>>91064
it is a really nice stage


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.91066 del
>>91063
I'm a holmgren fan


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.91067 del
>>91064
well yes the femmes giro is like 5x better than the mens giro (2.5/10)


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.91068 del
>>91066
which one? could you even tell Isabella and Ava apart?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.91069 del
how did that one girl ever become WC


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.91070 del
>>91068
ava is bad so she's never on camera


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.91071 del
>>91068
yes


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.91072 del
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>>91068
Ava looks asian


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.91073 del
>>91069
total fluke, should have been my cyc gf Niamh Fisher-Black


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.91074 del
the colonel is a good descender


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.91075 del
Abandon someone


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.91076 del
Women slurping


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.91077 del
hell yeah do the g2 look


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.91078 del
>Everything pointed to Jhonatan Narváez leaving UAE Emirates XRG at the end of this season to return to his old club Netcompany INEOS, but the Ecuadorian will not be leaving the team after all. This is reported by Daniel Benson

all it took was 3 giro stages to double his wage


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.91079 del
Never understood the tactic of waiting for an absolutely dead domestique when you're 40 seconds clear of some of your biggest competitors.
Just making that girl suffer while they lose more time


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.91080 del
CAM ON ANNA


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.91081 del
>>91078
need to see him as leader in more one day races without Pogi


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.91082 del
vollering is kinda weak


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.91083 del
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>>91082
she had an active spring 2bqh


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.91084 del
>>91082
holmgren chuds feasting at this news


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.91085 del
>>91083
besides holmgren everyone else has ridden more in G1


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.91086 del
>>91085
she's the Valverde of the women's pedalton


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.91087 del
squeak news:
>From 2026, the potato giant McCain becomes a partner and 'the official French Fries of the Tour de France.'
>Grégoire contract extension at FDJ
>Damiano Caruso to become a directeur sportif next year at Bahrain
>matty jorg won't start at the tour de suisse
>French YouTuber Killed in a Collision with a Car at a Gravel Race
the point of a gr*vel race is that there aren't cars?
>Sir Brailsford returns to Team Principal role at Neetcompany-Merda
>Rabobank doesn't intend to become the main sponsor of Visma
>Dumoulin shitting on Fetkobsen and calls him unprofessional


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.91088 del
>>91087
>Grégoire extension
rip career I guess


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.91089 del
autismbert spotted crossing the road


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.91090 del
>>90985
>overheated today
Wouldn't have happened if you rode outside !


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.91091 del
holmgren with the parrot-paintresque physique

>>91090
>riding in the rain
couldn't be me


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.91092 del
>>91090
bigger question is - what ride have you planned for tomorrow, its national holiday and absolute pristine weather


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.91093 del
>>91087
many gravel races have roads that are not closed down especially at the starts and retards ride on the wrong side of the road etc.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.91094 del
I didn't put enough sunscreen on my hands yesterday and forgot my gloves and they got a bit sunburned and last night I felt like I was radiating heat from all over


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.91095 del
>>91094
kwab


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.91096 del
Bora reigns supreme in Wallonia


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.91097 del
those bora lads are half decent when they don't have to slave for their GC riders.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.91098 del
>>91097
the heemers of heiduk


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.91099 del
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strategical chute once again, so de lie doesn't lose time.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.91100 del
I NEED to live in the alps


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.91101 del
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>>91092
>national holiday
Technically I'm homeworking from France, but pic related is the plan


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.91102 del
easy for Demi


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.91103 del
easy win


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.91104 del
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>>91101
nice route, I never drove that far south. you take the train back?

picrel is me plan - we might pass each other kek


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.91105 del
>>91104
the other Calibert and I ride together pretty often


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.91106 del
>>91104
Yeah train from baden is super easy and I spare myself one wienflussweg trip


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.91107 del
>>91106
>>91105
whats the secret bert greeting?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.91108 del
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>>91107
>autistic squeaking


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.91109 del
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I am in PARMA. I ate this whole fucking thing I don't give a FUCK


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.91110 del
>>91109
Now this is the life we all deserve


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.91111 del
>>91109
nice pile that
be sure to enjoy a cool lambrusco


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.91112 del
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>>91109
Based pigeatingpaypigger.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.91113 del
>>91109
now, you have to review the wine


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.91114 del
>>91113
Well it was lambrusco. Quite interesting, I never had that before I think. It's like soda but wine-ish


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.91115 del
in spain they mixed wine with lemon seltzer and served it out of coolers on the beach during siestae
proppa beverage that was


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.91116 del
>>91109
pwoah you just ATE that plate


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>>91104
god damn I didn't see the length. You're really on a mission kek, maybe I should do the same


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.91118 del
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>>91114
EXACTLY. Like they made a kids' drink but for adult taste. And it gets you buzzed.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.91119 del
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>>91109


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.91120 del
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Insane price for a 10 year old bike with the worst alu wheels you can imagine


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.91121 del
I have a bit of a bertaczeck moment where the lowest gear won't go, and it's probably a cable issue.
Tomorrow shouldn't require the lowest gear, but if I have to be single speed it's going to hurt. Oh well, let's see


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.91122 del
>>91120
you could just get a cannondale caad12 or something for 1k


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.91123 del
>>91122
I'm going to ride my 2021 tcr until it gives up on me


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.91124 del
>>91122
>caad
baste


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.91125 del
>>91121
If the last 14 days were any good for my knowledge, cable issue would mean shifting it to the small ring doesn't pull the cage all the way to the frame it potentially could?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.91126 del
>>91125
Yes, basically the last gear jumps, but if I push the cage all the way everything is fine; so cable issue


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.91127 del
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>>91126
Bring it to my shop and I will have a look
I even have a spare cable now


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.91128 del
anyberts want to help me win me footy bracket for the worldc up? how likely are czech'em, osterreich, belgium, nederland, etc. to win they are group stages


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.91129 del
>>91128
we are winning our group stage 100%, not because we're good but because the rest are so bad
egypt will also go through


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.91130 del
>>91128
Czech team basically consists of 22 Jan HIRTs
Do with this knowledge what you will


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.91131 del
>>91130
barely get through groups then get knocked out afterwards


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.91132 del
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Average bert hairline at 19


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.91133 del
>>91129
fink Iran gonna make it thru as well
>>91130
this
>>91131
seems hirtesque


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.91134 del
>>91132
since when does he have a beard, how much HGH are they giving him


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.91135 del
>>91134
All of it, it's for a good cause


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.91136 del
>>91135
all I know is Pinot would be disappointed and I stand by him


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.91137 del
I put on the 2018 Lombardia and I'm so glad they learned how to cut out the helicopter rotor noise


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.91138 del
>Dan Martin on UAE


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.91139 del
>>91137
>not wearing custom moulded earplugs with a matched filter while watching ciclismer


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.91140 del
god Pinot is all over the bike


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.91141 del
the difference in air pollution is so noticeable even that recently, they've made so much progress


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.91143 del
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>>91137
Excellent choice


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.91144 del
>>91138
>Ganna on UAE
thank god we were spared


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.91145 del
>>91144
To the contrary, maybe they would have forced him to actually ride races


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.91146 del
Ganna on Quick Step when


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.91147 del
>Oberösterreich Rundfahrt
>not a single real climb in it
boys I'm disappointed


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.91148 del
>>91147
just like the deutschland tour eh


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.91149 del
>>91147
I don't think there could be even if they wanted


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.91150 del
>>91147
I don't think there is much to climb in Oberösterreich tbqh


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.91151 del
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A bit autistic ride from Kevin


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.91152 del
DPD package has arrived. Didn't even notify me the courier is coming. They said it is supposed to be delivered today but I shan't be sitting all day on me arse just so the guy doesn't miss me. Of course he did miss me, had to install some stupid app to get the package from a package box.
I will be posting soon about me adventures with disassembling, regreasing and putting back together stuff.
Hopefully it won't be czeskie kino (we say that when nobody knows what is going on).


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.91153 del
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>>91149
>>91150
they've finished on this for years and now it's a boring circuit race


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.91154 del
damn Horni Rakousy REALLY suck, even those roads around the sees are mostly flat, even the Gosausee climb is barely 400 meters and the mythical climb of LOSER is already a different country. Looks like the longest climb is actually to the bohemian border of all places.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.91155 del
>>91147
Horní Rakousy is just like Böhmen landscapewise.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.91156 del
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>>91153
A proper climb
Perhaps the organisers can no longer afford the maut at the Mautstelle


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.91157 del
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How would you even understand this
You pay per each passanger of a car?
What if you walk, are you a Person?
What if you bike, are you a Person?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.91158 del
>>91157
Still riding PzKpfW?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.91159 del
>>91157
Usually you don't need to pay for bikes on those types of road, but I don't know what 1 person means, maybe it's extra once the car is paid


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.91160 del
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>>91159
you now remember how our very own burgerbert had to pay fahrrad maut for his ascension of the Whiteface Mountain (+ tip and service fee)


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>>91160
I've never seen anything like it in france, but it's not so uncommon here apparently. I've done pics related, some of these prices are insane


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.91162 del
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>>91161
That Villacher is absolutely insane. Having that in your backyard must feel insane. Also the descent is crazy fast


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.91163 del
Another 2 DSQ in the giro today, some gals hanging onto the car


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.91164 del
>>91157
ja (Abholung von Bertaczek im Jugendheim mit trein)


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.91165 del
>>91162
I was going 74 km/h yesterday, but the fastest I've done was 88 in a race


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.91166 del
>>91165
I've done 90 down Kutaii, never again


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.91167 del
>>91165
>>91166
genuinely do not see a reason to pedal going downhill, gravity will do what it needs to do if you eat enough


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.91168 del
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>>91166
a guy crashed at that same spot during the race in a different category, ambulance took him away and it looked pretty bad


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.91169 del
lol didn't realize that was still attached


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.91170 del
>>91167
Basically what I do now


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>>91165
>>91166
104 💨


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.91172 del
>>91171
phwoar, how did the bike feel?


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.91173 del
>>91172
normal, I don't recall anything noteworthy happening


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.91174 del
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kek


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.91175 del
>>91174
lmao


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.91176 del
>>91167
of course you must pedal
gravity alone is shit acceleration


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.91177 del
>>91174
What. And she was 64th, so more than half of the field was even slower. What a joke


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.91178 del
>>91177
>Timelimit 23%, or 5:24:27 (+1:00:40)
yeah about that. for the ITT yesterday the limit was 40% but one girl still managed to OTL.


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.91179 del
Oh wait that was yesterday. Well still 20 chicks were slower


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.91180 del
>>91178
Ridiculous. This is like what men's cycling was in the '60s, with Merckx beating up on alcoholics with wooden legs


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.91181 del
>>91180
>muh goat
top gooner would have a dozen monuments and a couple GTs if he existed as now but 75 years ago


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.91182 del
>>91160
Yes well land of the free


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.91183 del
>>91182
if only it were free as in freedom and free as in beer


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.91184 del
>>91183
We have good beer tho


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.91185 del
>>91184
sadly not free, even when I make it from locally grown ingredients


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.91186 del
fink I'll have some biers now that you mentioned it


Bert 06/03/2026 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.91187 del
>>91162
man rimbrake bikes just look so much better than disc


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.91188 del
evening ride chads we are feasting lately


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.91189 del
Dumoulin calls Jakobsen a fraud who barely rides on amateur level. A good take from the kiwi coach.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.91190 del
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made a nice lasagna while drinking some vinho verde


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.91191 del
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Sheffield seems stuck, he's generally up there but not making any progress; he got a stage and 4th GC in Perry-Niece last year but he hasn't really done anything to live up to that


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.91192 del
>>91162
you are giving me ideas


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.91193 del
>>91191
Jack of all trades master lf none etc. etc.
Just attack and go in the break for once in your life like he did in PN. Don't know what people like him expect sitting around in the peleton will do for them.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.91194 del
>>91187
Amen


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.91195 del
>>91192
Not the freshest part of austria in the summer but pretty nice. Also some great slovenian climbs to reach


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.91196 del
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There's a young track guy in Finland who's got remco-tier aero positioning on the TT bike, according to his testing his CdA is just under 0.17 on the track and 0.185 on longer TT's. God damn, he did a 10km TT at 50km/h with just over 360W. He also does aero consulting so I'll probably do some testing with him in the future, see if I can get my speed any better.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.91197 del
>>91196
Did you do the national TT last year?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.91198 del
>colleague has to go to tampere university finland for work
Missed my chance to see the aero bert in action


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.91199 del
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>>91197
Nope, I don't even have a TT bike ATM. The guy who's won the last couple TT nats is very aero but not ridiculously so, has an FTP of around 370-380 and is quite comparable in weight, so I guess I just need to be aero as fuck and maybe get 10-20W more and I can be competitive in the upcoming years. Hard but not impossible, whereas getting a road national title would be close to impossible with actual conti riders like Axel Källberg, Jaakko Hänninen and Miko Pirinen.
>>91198
Just 170km to Turku, he could ride here


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.91200 del
>>91199
>whereas getting a road national title would be close to impossible
but some boomer won it last time


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.91201 del
>>91200
No. More. Excuses. We want a Bert with an official jersey


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.91202 del
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What in the fuck. This guy is 18?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.91203 del
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Anyway last year there were only 7 competitors and some 36-year old with a D*nish name won. You got this


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.91204 del
Oh wait you said road. Well whatever you can do it


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.91205 del
>>91203
And a russian?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.91206 del
>>91202
Yeah he's the most bert looking rider I've ever seen haha
>>91203
I think Trond is Norwegian, but yeah true. There's a U23 cyclist, Matias Ahtosalo, who was quite a bit faster than Trond so he's the real TT champ, but in the Finnish nats he doesn't get the jersey. Same as for the road race, Johan Nordlund won but he was masters-aged so instead Vlad Makogon wears the national jersey now.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.91207 del
Anyway, Tour of Estonia starts today. Lots of top Finnish talent riding, like Matias AHTOSALO, Petja TEPPO and Axel KÄLLBERG, alongside local heroes like Rait ÄRM and Oskar KÜÜT.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.91209 del
>>91207
>Matias AHTOSALO, Petja TEPPO and Axel KÄLLBERG
Weren't you racing these guys?
Btw, look at your PCS page url, VERY RUDE!


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.91210 del
>>91209
Heh very rude! And yeah, Källberg is a teammate in national races and the others also race here in Finland. Ahtosalo is probably the biggest favourite for the nationals this year, very strong with like 430W ftp and good anaerobically as well.


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>>91210
What happened to his sister. Terrible


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.91212 del
>>91211
Zingled.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.91213 del
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Made it a bit shorter to eat some schnitzel on time. Didn't see any bert on sl7 though


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.91214 del
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>>91213
did not have the mental strength for a 200k today, went for a 100k along the danube


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.91215 del
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>Corpus Christi Day
hmm


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.91216 del
DSQ drama in some balkan super endurance race with a runner apparently taking food/water in a an unsupported race
DSQ fiesta lately


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.91217 del
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I hope you ARE looksmaxxing bert


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.91218 del
>>91217
The fuck is the world coming to


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.91219 del
>>91217
>how not to mog


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Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.91221 del
>>91220
corrrrr


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>>91220


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.91223 del
>>91220
Schnitzel of the Year so far??


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.91224 del
Schnitzel is good but I paid 8€ for the blandest glass of white of my life


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.91225 del
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>25€ for a celerey schnotzel


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.91226 del
>>91224
Gotta go with sparkling for fried foods or at least something with crazy acidity


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.91227 del
>>91226
Gruner vetliner is usually fine with it, a bit acid indeed. But this one is just a bad version of it


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.91228 del
>>91227
Ya not a bad choice, just a bad wine


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.91229 del
>>91220
now THATS a schnitzel! how did you like it?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.91230 del
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>>91229
Very good. The dessert on the other hand is just a giant omelette


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>>91230
never saw that dessert before, what is it?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.91232 del
Is it normal I have to pump as fast as I can to inflate my tires otherwise they leak more air than they gain? Is this just how presta valves work or is my pump crap? Doesn't happen with regina valves thoughever


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.91233 del
>>91202
When I started university, there was a guy like that in my year. Well, except he was also a ginger. Very unfortunate.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.91234 del
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>>91230


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.91235 del
>>91232
Are you locking the pump head? With the lever or whatever


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.91236 del
>>91220
Looks like it's in suede bags.
Is this at that Meissl und Schaden Habsbert recommended?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.91237 del
It is, I can see on the plates.
Arright, hope I don't forget the name whenever I am in Vienna.


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>>91231


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.91239 del
>>91238
never heard of that, but that looks insanely delicious


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.91240 del
>>91232
thats your pump, its not fully locked on. On most pumps you put the head on the valve and then use some locking mechanism which prevents that from happening


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.91241 del
>>91239
Honestly it's not, taste way too eggy


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.91242 del
>>91232
I oft had the opposite problem, pump locks too hard on the valve core so it doesn't depress and air doesn't pass in without monumental efforts


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.91243 del
Ineos has an incredibly strong team for the TTT in the Dauphiné


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.91244 del
>>91243
Decathlon also good


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.91245 del
>soon it's suisse
>then the le tour
>and the DSSK
>suddenly the slide into darker days and the offseason
make sure to plan some fun activities this summer so it doesn't pass you by Bert


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.91246 del
>>91243
Big question marks behind their GC contenders, though


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.91247 del
>>91232
presta is garbage territory


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.91248 del
HUBY wins in Mauritius


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.91249 del
>>91247
>I now remember you ruined like 5 tubes


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.91250 del
>>91232
take the clik pill


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.91251 del
>>91247
Shrader bros our redemption is nigh


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.91252 del
heh, Joau ALMEIDU, now that was a runner


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.91253 del
>>91252
shit palmares
that scrub never even won a Grand Tour


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.91254 del
>>91247
objectively true


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.91255 del
>>91252
Dreaming of Seixas getting Almeida'd on the last stage of the Dauphiné (he still wins GC thanks to bonis or /elite/ getting caught out by echelons at some point).


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.91256 del
>>91247
never had an issue in me life with prestas, whats the problem?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.91257 del
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How can you possibly suffer here


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.91258 del
>>91220
Not bad


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.91259 del
>>91257
too many Dutch campers in nearby Tenero. maybe you already noticed the higher concentration of Dutch speakers.
make sure to visit Ascona while you're there and by car you can go to the Verzasca dam that was used for the first scene in James Bond Goldeneye. weather isn't so good today, in valle maggia you could observe people jumping from bridges into the river.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.91260 del
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>>91259
They are mass sudokuing because of this weather? Strange people


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.91261 del
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But I am just here for one night on my way home so I don't think I have time for all that. Tomorrow I will stay somewhere in G*rmoney and that is my last night. I was thinking about BADEN BADEN


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.91262 del
>Ronde van Wallonië
why are riders at this level so bulky? They look like powerlifters


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.91263 del
>>91262
to compensate for the awful roads, built in suspension


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.91264 del
>>91263
Makes sense


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.91265 del
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Lmao


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.91266 del
>>91265
>AI written press release
>about an AI API
>for an AI agent
>to tell me to pedal harder


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.91267 del
>>91262
tuned in and can't spot any bulky riders as of now


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.91268 del
the Bolsheviks are winning


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.91269 del
>>91256
>not remembering the infamous #ValveGate (the second one)
please pay attention to the threads


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.91270 del
>>91266
Also it's an API to use it with claude. You can just open claude in a file with all the gpx, no need to pay a strava subscription


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.91271 del
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Kek, now he's just farming olympic medals on those frauds


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.91272 del
>>91265
Their shitty AI keeps recommending me absolute bullshit
>do 300 rides a year
<how about a 4km walk this saturday


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.91273 del
time to watch some tour of Deutsch-Belgien. looks like it's already late in the evening in Belgium considering their lighting conditions.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.91274 del
>>91273
hope it's not as windy in the walloons as it is here


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.91275 del
>>91262
They're all weightletts


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.91276 del
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did anyone tell UAE there's a TTT


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.91277 del
>>91276
They're sending in the KING? cool. Honestly TTT are a bit overrated, they won't lose that much time


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.91278 del
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Humm never mind they're losing a minute, but the race is so hard it doesn't really matter


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.91279 del
>>91276
Most of the Tour team besides the superdomestiques are probably with Pogi in Suisse. That's most of UAE's strongest rouleurs who didn't go to the Giro.

Oliveira, Vermaerke and Sivaque are still good options. If they lose too much time in the TTT it will be due to setup, not team strength imo.

Also, probably good that there isn't the usual 3rd or 4th UAE looking for their own result. All loyal boys. Almeida and Del Toro (not even sure if the former will be in shape to ride for himself) are probably glad none of the rats made it in.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.91280 del
lmao what is this route


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.91281 del
what's a radar section? treinbert should be the expert in this matter.


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.91282 del
>>91281
Sections where they take your average speed to see if you went too fast


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.91283 del
>>91144
kek, Pithie, what a mess


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.91284 del
out of nowhere: de lie


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.91285 del
The Bull is back to farming


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.91286 del
Awesome finish by De lie.
He's a faggot but every now and then he pulls something cool out of the bag


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.91287 del
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Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.91288 del
de lie burned a whole matchbox kek


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.91289 del
>>91286
don't understand how a rider can be that good but also that bad


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.91290 del
grug posting on strava again


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.91291 del
>>91290
what's he cooking up?


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.91292 del
>>91290
Just for the kom


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.91293 del
>>91291
A WARNING TO POGACAR


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.91294 del
holmgreen a cute


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.91295 del
>Catalan independence groups plan large-scale actions during the start of the Tour

let's goooo more canceled stages


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.91296 del
>>91290
will he start youtubing as well now that he can't win anything that matters anymore


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.91297 del
>>91295
>Be Spanish
>Wake up 10am
>Work for one hour
>Lunch
>Siesta
>Protest
>Leisure time
>Dinner from 930pm-3am
No wonder their economy is in shambles


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.91298 del
>>91296
that freddy ovett guy will start first


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.91299 del
>>91297
Sounds exactly like Bertacek. Except for the working then


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.91300 del
>>91299
one hour of bike maintenance


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.91301 del
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wasn't sure if I should change me RDR, shifting was not super smooth the last few rides. now while taking out the back wheel for the raper, the bike fell over and the RDR is bent to shit anyways


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.91302 del
>>91301
*RDH


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.91303 del
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>>91301
why rdr, its just rd
in any case throw it away and buy new


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.91304 del
>>91301
buy a new bike


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.91305 del
>>91303
Why not buy a tool that costs 5x what a derailleur hanger costs that can be used to straighten the bent hanger, but then it doesn't work and you end up buying a new hanger anyway having wasted hours and a lot of money


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.91306 del
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>>91305
thank you for your purchase


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.91307 del
>>91305
because that shite is for paypigs


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.91308 del
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>sound suspiciously sounding like skipping chain coming again from the rear
one of these days by patience will run out


Bert Admin 06/04/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.91309 del
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Hey, Bert!
Watching The Lost City of Z on Saturday at 11 and 21:00 CEST.
That's 5am and 3pm EDT (US East Coast) - 9 and 19:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.91310 del
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Pretty chilly evening though


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.91311 del
>>91309
*ahem* I'm sorry sweetie but letter Z is verboten


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.91312 del
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nice sprint by the stier


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.91313 del
>>91310
>two hours of evening odd zone ride
Giga Based


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.91314 del
just watched the replays of the endings, I love De Lie


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.91315 del
late to the party but if the walloon bull would reach his full potential he'd win at least one monument every single year


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.91316 del
>>91315
he needs to set some real goals with the team, like aiming for MSR or Roobay


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.91317 del
>>91315
>>91316
Needs to move to Quick-Step asap


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.91318 del
de lie is switching teams isn't he? But it's an equally bad one isn't it


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.91319 del
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Bohemia plays footy with Guatemala of all places


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:24 [Preview] No.91320 del
>>91319
>97' HIRT (P)


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.91321 del
>>91318
>>91317
tudor picking him up, cancellara offered 3 million so he will just be fat and chill with the swiss cows


Bert 06/04/2026 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.91322 del
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Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.91323 del
>>91312
phwoa


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.91324 del
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>>91312
Our very own Krautbert eclipsed these numbers once


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.91325 del
>>91324
did are wattmonster ever share a power file or its only hearsay ?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.91326 del
>>91324
>>91325
Yeah the power file was shared, a very nice kilowattminute I must say. There was also the leaf who shared his 500W for 5min once, and then the slovenebert had very good w/kg numbers (north of 5w/kg for 30+min I believe)


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.91327 del
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Decathlon going all in to keep him there


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.91328 del
>>91327
they gave him two /cyc/ girlfriends?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.91329 del
>>91328
I think his gf does XC skiing, these are just media thots


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.91330 del
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is this man sleeping? wrong, he is deceased.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.91331 del
>>91330
Looks comfy


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.91332 del
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I barely have any photos from Giro saved for the compilation, what an eventful event


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.91333 del
>>91332
well there was the UAE chute and Jay VINE on the stretcher. but then, what? lots of breakaway victories and Milan getting kwabbed.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.91334 del
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>>91332
Surely you saved my beautiful photos from the starting village


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.91335 del
>>91332
Probably the GT I've watched the less since I started following the port 10 years ago


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.91336 del
>>91335
Which port. They went to the coast a few times I think


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.91337 del
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This is all I have


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.91338 del
>>91337
gall is so boring, you don't have a single pic of him


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.91339 del
>>91338
waar GALL TT pic


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.91340 del
>>91337
Eulalio smiling at the camera, the stage with him and Arrieta and the sprinters getting kwabbed by Dversnes and Segaert could be there


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.91341 del
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>>91337


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.91342 del
https://sapo.pt/artigo/joao-almeida-ja-recuperei-finalmente-mas-nao-sei-exatamente-o-que-tive-6a228b9a918125d5f891ae2e
https://www.record.pt/modalidades/ciclismo/detalhe/joao-almeida-esta-de-regresso-a-competicao-nao-vou-conseguir-estar-a-nivel-aceitavel-para-fazer-a-volta-a-franca

Two Almeida interviews published yesterday. 2nd one is paywalled.

Basically he says that after Catalunya he did a bunch of testing and the numbers were all fucked. Apparently they never found a cause, but he's fine and has been training for 3-4 weeks. He says his main Dauphiné goal is being a hjaelper and that he doesn't think he'll be in good condition to go to the Tour. His schedule for the rest of the season is still San Sebastián, Burgos, Vuelta and WC.

So yeah, my dear goomblers, pick at your own risk. Personally, I might still pick him because you should always pick your boys.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.91343 del
>>91341
I thought it was a shop


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.91344 del
>>91342
He was alwyas going to be overpriced


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.91345 del
brussels cycling classics velogames is open for those with goomblin withdrawal syndrome.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.91346 del
>>91343
tbh it could be I checked the official broadcast and couldn't find him, they barely showed gall at all (to hide it)


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.91347 del
>>91345
Most cary over from last race shouldn't do too bad acutally


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.91348 del
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>>91343
it is. picrel is the real one


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.91349 del
>>91348
Kek


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.91350 del
>>91348
the bertfit


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.91351 del
1 km track prologue in the Tour of Estonia yesterday
https://x.com/EqKernPharma/status/2062543006293500314


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.91352 del
>>91351
huh thats neat we should do track ITTs more often


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.91353 del
HUBY humbled


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.91354 del
>>91353
Wagner plays in me mind when I see that steppe phenotype.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.91355 del
>>91337
Eulalio smiling shortly before lachee


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.91356 del
Dauphine open, Baptiste is back at 4.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.91357 del
>>91356
It's time to g-g-goomble


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.91358 del
>>91356
seixas at 26, pas normal


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.91359 del
>>91337
>zonder fotos of the most kino stage
no WEST-CICCO staredown? no KUSS triple crown finishline celebration?
you could at least pay a bit of attention


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.91360 del
man I'm so going to get rained on


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.91361 del
>>91360
that's good then you don't have to shower


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.91362 del
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Solved


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.91363 del
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Wait, I can also just do that


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.91364 del
8 points for buchman , what a steal


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.91365 del
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I am picking AUYSO PESQUERA


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.91366 del
>>91363
incredibly midtable team


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.91367 del
>>91366
Squeaky clean though


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.91368 del
Trentin for 6 seems pretty ok
esp since he can contest 2 stages


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.91369 del
>>91365
Lidl and UAE are cursed, treat with caution


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.91370 del
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Just noticed there's mold in the bidon cap, god knows how long I've been eating mold now


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.91371 del
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sounds like a BIG gc day at the femeninas


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.91372 del
>>91371
No joke but who watched the 3 weeks of giro and says "you know what, 10 more days with WOMEN" is exactly what I need


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.91373 del
>>91370
metal bidens would have prevented this


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.91374 del
could Teweldemedhn TESTA be on course to become the next Egerzeigzaarhka GHEBREIGZABHIER?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.91375 del
>>91368
Question is can godon sprint those 2 stages


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.91376 del
>>91375
should be fine, INEOS have shown theyre willing to TT him back if he hangs on enough


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.91377 del
>>91375
Probably 3 even


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.91378 del
Turned on Rai. Why is there a gruppo maglia rosa behind the pedalton?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.91379 del
>>91371
>chute AvdB
You jest, but the best (worst) part of GT racing is when a GC contender loses time on a sprint stage because of a crash or echelons or whatever.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.91380 del
>>91361
not true I do have to shower now


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.91381 del
Marlen truly is the jay vine of female ciclismo


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.91382 del
>>91373
My daughter has all stainless steel bottles which are washed and sterilized in a steam cleaner after every use.

I use 5 year old deteriorating Elite bidons which I occasionally rinse the horse shit residue off


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.91383 del
>>91382
if you get kwabbed by enterovirus she may not have someone to clean her bidons
something to think about


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.91384 del
the hag with the CX stunts in the middle of the peloton


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.91385 del
Brand with nice bike handling skills.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.91386 del
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This is cheap, new ultimate coming?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.91387 del
>>91386
nothing cheap about that


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.91388 del
>>91387
Yes, well it's 2026


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.91389 del
>>91386
>$4500 CAD
>cheap
holy PAYPIG


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.91390 del
>>91386
It used to be cheaper, but it came with entry level DT Swiss wheels, while now they come with Carbon wheels made by their competitor Cube.
I had a look at their website earlier today, theh are selling off some old Endurace Carbon frames for rim brakes. I assume it's around 600 Euros, as I get shown the cheaper Suisse price with lower VAT.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.91392 del
>>91387
>>91389
i spend more euros per month on my current bike maintenance


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.91393 del
Besides I haven't seen Movistar or Alpecin using the Ultimate in a while.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.91394 del
2700 euros of bad frame, wheels and worst of all cockpit, only the groupset is fine the rest is evil. If you buy canyon you are a bad person simple as


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.91395 del
>>91392
At that point, why don't you just buy a new bike every month?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.91396 del
assassination attempt by Persico


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.91397 del
>>91392
yes, well, not a serious person are you


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.91398 del
>>91397
I am the only serious person in the very general


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.91399 del
>>91394
What should I buy boss?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.91400 del
>>91392
I bet the root of all evil is the canyon frame. You can't adjust shit because idk the derailleur mount and dropouts are fucked. And your brakes don't align properly because the mounts are not faced. I bet that one is true for sure


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.91401 del
alison jackson the ugly gorilla


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.91403 del
>>91399
nothing until the industry designs better frames is what I say


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.91404 del
Demi sniffing avb's farts


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.91405 del
>finish area
yes, well, I'm going to finish inside that area, if you catch my drift


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.91406 del
>>91400
grug rides canyon so it means it's okay


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.91407 del
>>91403
That might take a while


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.91408 del
>>91405
what did he mean by this?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.91409 del
>>91408
Sexual intercourse to completion with cyclistas


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.91410 del
>>91407
yes sadly


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.91411 del
>Auf der Autostrasse A13 in Rothenbrunnen ist am Donnerstag ein Personenwagen in die Leitplanken geprallt. Der Lenker verstarb trotz Reanimation, heisst es in einer Medienmitteilung der Kantonspolizei Graubünden. Gemäss ersten Erkenntnissen steht ein medizinisches Problem im Vordergrund. Der 69-jährige Autofahrer war kurz nach 16.30 Uhr von Reichenau auf der Autostrasse A13 südwärts in Richtung Rothenbrunnen unterwegs. Nach dem Tunnel Isla Bella geriet das Auto des Mannes aus der Niederlande nach rechts, prallte gegen die Leitplanke, überquerte die Fahrbahn nach links und kollidierte erneut mit der Leitplanke.
Tismbert died yesterday in a car accident in Switzerland. I wasn't aware that he was 69 years old.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.91412 del
someone needs to convince Zwift to not insist on the "avec Zwift" branding for the TdFF


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.91413 del
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>>91411
F
Rest in pieces king


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.91414 del
>Prim Pornhair is in this race
Wild


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.91415 del
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I am conflicted about this recent relevation that our very own Malawi-bert is an anti-Canyon chud rather than Canyon-chad.
This smells like dirty foreign money influencing his opinions.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.91416 del
>>91415
>supporting our own domestic economy?
we don't do that here in germany


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.91417 del
Boob stamp wins


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.91418 del
>>91415
>>91416
I had an aeroad before the pinarello I'm very shamed of that


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.91419 del
>>91415
why are you so obsessed with canyon? do you like their proprietary shit?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.91420 del
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>The "fever effect" in autism is a recognized phenomenon where an autistic individual's behavioral symptoms (like social withdrawal or communication barriers) temporarily diminish during a fever.
No wonder Autismbert is much better weeks before Volta when he suffers from Volta FEVER


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.91421 del
Hag humiliated


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.91422 del
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These things look good but are they really worth it?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.91423 del
>>91419
has have some excuse in order to justify his maintenance budget for approvals by the cyc business office


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.91424 del
>>91419
I am taking their dirty foreign money influencing my opinions


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.91425 del
the real question: how is Del Toro ISAAC doing


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.91426 del
>>91422
>double triangle frame
dropped


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.91427 del
>>91422
Worth it in what sense, bikes like that are all looks, nobody buys it for performance.
The frame is nearly 4k, don't see why anyone would buy it unless you love the look and are a steel obsessed person.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.91428 del
>>91427
Obviously it's not aero, but is this a well made frame that'll last a long time


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.91429 del
>>91422
clear no
if you look at it logically it's the slowest possible road bike frameset (super heavy, least possible aero, flexes a lot) you can buy and steel is really fragile, even light crashes can dent it. So you spend a huge amount of money for a product that is inferior in every regard but looks and potentially short lived.
I can see titanium frames because you can do some more than just round tubing and custom geometry outweighs everything else


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.91430 del
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>>91425
He's just waiting to destroy everyone (including Sexias) in the Dauphine. (or whatever the heck it's called now)


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.91431 del
>>91428
It's not like it will last longer than anything else if you take care of your bike.
Your alu frame from 2021 is still doing great right?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.91432 del
>>91422
it's a clear tell with these bespoke steel companies that they give all of their bikes carbon forks


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.91433 del
>>91422
Agreed on the points the other Berts made, but WOW this thing is pretty.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.91434 del
>Joao Almeida also withdraws from the Tour de France: “I’m just not ready for it”
Finally a rider that admits his weakness before I pick him
ADJUSTED


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.91435 del
>>91434
even if he were in shape he would be domming and good for a top-10 at best


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.91436 del
>>91434
Pogi has no chance without his most trusted gregario


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.91437 del
>>91419
Bertacek is this very general's premier paypig, and paypigs have very strong brand loyalty (it has taken the place of religion for these people, bringing meaning to their lives thru weaponized consumerism)


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.91438 del
>>91428
>>91431
imo if anything changing industry standards are what kills frames not material failure. You can probably ride any frame for 20++ years and put 200k km on it zonder chute catastrophe but what ends up killing it is new hub/bb/brake/wheel/anything standards that have long since pushed the old stuff out while the new stuff won't fit your old frame


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.91439 del
Don't think I am picking Matty, that's steep for a whole bunch of mid guys I could have instead.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.91440 del
>>91439
I have 4chan uijtdebroeckx in my team right now


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.91441 del
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I did a little (((research))) on bikes offerings available in the good old Czech'em with the requirement I have (= di2 ultegra) and the prices:

>Van Rysel ~ 6000 EUR
>Pinarello ~ 8000 EUR and only kids sizes
>Specialized ~ 6million EUR
>Giant ~ 7000 EUR
>Trek 6000 EUR and only kids sizes
>Cervelo ~ 7000 EUR
>Factor ~ 8000 EUR
>Cannondale ~ 5500 EUR (on sale)
>Colnago ~ 7000 EUR and only kids sizes
>Canyon ~ 4500 EUR


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.91442 del
>>91434
KWAB


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.91443 del
Hopefully victory for America in some fashion


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.91444 del
cam on DE STIER


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.91445 del
rip but maybe DQ?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.91446 del
Tiz stream has not been working for me for WEEKS and daddy stream's cycling is actually tennis


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.91447 del
yeesh bad crash


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.91448 del
Ineos muerte


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.91449 del
this looks really bad...


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.91450 del
Modern Adventure's first GC victory!! The road to the La Tour starts here


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.91451 del
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How doped is Benoît OLIVER?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.91452 del
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>>91438
>>91431
I have 2021 TCR and 2016 defy. They're both doing fine but I'm so bored of proprietary stuffs. Like my defy I would like to try new seatpost without offset but then it would cost 70€ and it's out of stock everywhere


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.91453 del
I'd DQ him just because he rides for Hincapie


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.91454 del
Canal bros :(


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.91455 del
Ineos rider tried to close door on the field and got heemed for it


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.91456 del
Very strange pedals on the obliterated Modern Adventure runner, looked like an aircraft carrier


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.91457 del
>>91441
very fair comparison if you work for canyon


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.91458 del
dummy running his bike to the line thinking the gaps will count


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.91459 del
Lol the bike seat coming around the corner


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.91460 del
these black and gold Factors are so gaudy


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.91461 del
>>91441
imagine buying any of that


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.91462 del
>>91440
Well let's not get that extreme.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.91463 del
I think I'll just ride my tcr till it dies and see what CHYNA has to offer when it does. I have to buy a hardtail soon but this market is basically blessed


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.91464 del
>>91457
the market is here is just ridiculously grim
>>91461
no need to imagine


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.91465 del
>>91463
get a Grizl instead of a hardtail


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.91466 del
>>91465
Not the same thing at all


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.91467 del
>>91463
I have a TCR with 105 Di2 and just don't see any reason to upgrade at all


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.91468 del
>>91463
just buy secondhand, managed to grow my collection of bikes to 5 barely spending 8k in total


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.91469 del
>>91463
I have my lapierre and my tideace.
When my lapierre dies I'll buy something simple cabling for easy maintenance


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.91470 del
Apologies for the language


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.91471 del
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Lmao


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.91472 del
>>91463
chyna has some 32" mtb frames already just throwing that out just so you know


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.91473 del
Big kisses podium


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.91474 del
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Race recon tomorrow


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.91475 del
>>91474
what are you racing tomorrow?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.91476 del
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>>91475
Nothing, I am doing recon, the race is at later date.
Taking a car to ride thru Prag, you dont want to ride thru Prag on a bike, trust me


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.91477 del
>>91471
How is this jeopardizing his season? They repair collarbones in a couple of hours in Belgium and he can train his condition on the rape machine.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.91478 del
>>91452
Buy the Thomson Elite shitpost instead, it's available in all kinds of diameters.
https://www.bike24.com/p2806849.html?origin=CP&sku=2754921


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.91479 del
>>91478
it's not round


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.91480 del
>>91479
You mean D-shaped? Not going to explain what the D stands for.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.91481 del
how many berts ride with dropper post equipped?
the peloton's smartest runner recommends it, so you know


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.91482 del
>>91480
Something like that yeah, I don't think I can use non prop version of it


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.91483 del
>>91481
he was briefly on my Dauphine team before I remembered he's washed (again)


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.91484 del
Why is Carlos Rodríguez so shit?


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.91485 del
>>91484
crashes every 2 races, the body can't keep up


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.91486 del
>>91481
if a "pro" who can't even finish gravel races recommends me something I wave and say bye


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.91487 del
>>91486
hm yes surely you know better than someone with multiple GT stage wins and monument on they are palmares


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.91488 del
>>91487
dude has 0 wins because its all from a time before everyone else caught up with the dopage
I look at his pcs profile and see 0 wins


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.91489 del
>>91488
his TdP win in 2023 is against some heavy-hitters


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.91490 del
>>91486
wasted 2 years completely changing his training after he was successful
he's basically an adjuster like us


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.91491 del
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Sam altman solved velogames


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.91492 del
>>91491
jesus christ this looks like something I would write
is it feeding off this place


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.91493 del
>>91492
Pre-training on the finest data, of course


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.91494 del
>>91491
you're wrecking your brain even engaging with this shit ironically


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.91495 del
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even the goombling gets outsourced


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.91496 del
>>91494
2024 take tbqh, these things are crazy good at a lot of things.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.91497 del
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>>91496
Totally, I am no longer asking this very /cyc/ for bike opinions or help, as the AI is clearly superior in every aspect


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.91498 del
>>91491
2bh almost none of the GC contenders feel like safe bets. Almeida, Del Toro, Jorgenson, Ayuso, Onley - they all had some things go wrong this year.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.91499 del
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Dauphine-Libere OFFICIAL GC /bet/

>Seixas 1.44
>Toro 5.5
>Jorgenson 8
>Ayuso Pesquera 9
>Onley 15
>Vauquelin 21
>Almeida 34
>Skejlmose 41
>Rodriguez Cano 51
>Holland 51
>Uijtdebroeks 51
>Plapp 51
>Riccitello 81
>Tullett 81
>Nordhagen 101
>Paret 126
>Cepeda 126
...
>Bisiaux 251
>Martinez Povidla 301
>Frigo 501
>Aert 601
>Torres 601
>Voisard 751
>Buchmann 1001


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.91500 del
>>91497
you WISH you could blame your bike maintenance mishaps on ai


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.91501 del
>>91499
what about tuckwell


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.91502 del
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>>91500
There are no mishaps, it's never my fault


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.91503 del
>>91501
401


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.91504 del
>>91498
Everyone is coming back from an injury except for Sexass who will win big


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.91505 del
>>91491
if you need chatgpt to realize you shouldnt have luke ploop in your team there is an issue


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