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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No. 90489
good bye Italy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>89419


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.90490 del
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please buy our new shirt


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.90496 del
>>90462
Good news is tis but a scratch, the inner tube is pinched but it is not again a sidewall hole which will just let derbis in and I need to buy a new tire again.
No bad news really, besides the walk of shame. Deliberately went through the woods instead of the bikepath but once I needed to go along the bikepath only a pleasant boomer asked if I needed help, the rest just went by.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.90500 del
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Who is he the "The Next"?
I don't think he's the next Remco


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.90501 del
>>90500
he's very remco-esque
good TT, nice engine and good punch
I remember he was really good in kuurne reeling in attacks


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.90502 del
Hey I just had a good idea. Since the Giro sucked so much this year we should not let it count for Velogames. Sounds good?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.90503 del
>>90502
Warmup counts for like 20k points, the giro could have been jonas'd 20 stages in a row and it would still be more fair to count


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.90504 del
>>90502
and deny our friend /pinot/ of his glorious team? the guy could win


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.90505 del
>>90501
But he's 185 cm short
How is his seething game?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.90506 del
>>90505
>>90501
Widar is the PERFECT next remco. Honestly we'll never see anything like this again


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.90507 del
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grazie mille


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.90508 del
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danes that survived the giro


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.90509 del
>>90508
I don't like these ceremony stages


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.90510 del
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milan getting shamed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.90511 del
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perro


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.90512 del
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romans and their endless long straight roads


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.90513 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.90514 del
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niko dance telling them to slow down


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.90515 del
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Perfection. Also this is like FDJ best result of the year


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.90516 del
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FDJ line of shame


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.90517 del
>>90516
Surely they weren't at this race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.90518 del
>>90516
would you be surprised if I told you picnic did even worse than them?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.90519 del
>>90518
Bert, I can guarantee you, Picnic was not at this race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.90520 del
>>90519
van uden could still beat his rival lund today...


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.90521 del
>>90520
Lund is not here, Decathlon did not bring a sprinter


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.90522 del
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roma invictus


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.90523 del
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they had like 2000 years to repair it, but Italy


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.90524 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.90525 del
>>90523
Did you know a lot of those missing stones were used to build St Peter's?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.90526 del
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where is the pope?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.90527 del
>>90526
Poping


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.90528 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.90529 del
>>90528
lol


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.90530 del
>>90528
dude travels around in a caravan with his slag wife and drinks fancy wine.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.90531 del
FDJ reminding us they're here


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.90532 del
>>90530
someone's jealous


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.90533 del
>>90532
If only dutch girls had boobs. Ciclismo taught me that they don't.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.90534 del
GONNA GOES SOLO


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.90535 del
>>90534
2 lames on his wheel


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.90536 del
>>90535
feels like they could let stuyven ride


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.90537 del
>>90536
Magnet has three wins, surely they could let Stutven go for it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.90538 del
>>90537
without sobrero they might have


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.90539 del
>>90536
they should, let positionlet greenstreets use up his entire leadout


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.90540 del
Activate the moto dopage


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.90541 del
>>90538
Sobrero also no slouch, let the three of them fight it out


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.90542 del
>>90540
top kek he almost got sucked up that incline
based shitalians


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.90543 del
Trine's genes didn't even try fighting.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.90544 del
damn I could feel those watts


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.90545 del
RIP, ganna tying up


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.90546 del
>warren barguil pulling


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.90547 del
wtf is fdj doing helping pull, fuck off


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.90548 del
>>90547
lotto pulling is even worse, atleast fdj has a sprinter


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.90549 del
Alright let's watch for 5 minutes until Magnier wins


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.90550 del
Surely I am not gonna jinx it but what a Giro horibilis for Unibet Meme Rockets.
Good riddance


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.90551 del
>>90549
I have tuned in just 5km earlier for this exact purpose, just to have it checkboxed.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.90552 del
>>90548
Penhoët's best is a 9th lol


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.90553 del
it's over


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90554 del
Guys, he may not make it.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90555 del
lame


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90556 del
flyer now might make it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90557 del
CAM ON MAESTRI


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.90558 del
GRANDE MIRKO


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.90559 del
>>90550
not tour worthy in 2027


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.90560 del
oh well nice try


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.90561 del
stuyven is fucking nasty dude, what a leadout


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90562 del
AERTS AWAKE AND PRESENT


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90563 del
yay Milan :)


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90564 del
Milan redeemed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90565 del
Finally Meelan does something


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90566 del
MILAN relegated


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.90567 del
wow groenewegen almost did a jakobsen again, the fuck is wrong with that dude


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90568 del
My pastaniggers on Eurosport went crazy kek.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90569 del
Jonas almost chuting over the line


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90570 del
Was that incline too much for Magnier? That's disappointing.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90571 del
VINGEGAARD CHUTE


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90572 del
That's a yellow card for the whole Vismoid team


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.90573 del
>>90567
Yeah, all of this to finish 7th lmao


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.90574 del
>>90570
Got fucked by greenstreet


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.90575 del
>>90471
very good choice! have you been to meissl & schaden?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.90576 del
Lolnardi 2nd lol


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.90577 del
>>90572
based


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.90578 del
van uden 20th, great giro boys


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.90579 del
Van Uden 21st, thanks for a great Giro Picnic. Until next yea- I mean never


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.90580 del
Troon very well again.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.90581 del
>>90575
Never, should I?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.90582 del
>>90580
said he might do a proper road season next year


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.90583 del
>>90580
Disgusting dopeur


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.90584 del
>>90583
Based


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.90585 del
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>>90579
slower than segaert


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.90586 del
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>>90583
You VILL pick him.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.90587 del
another giro done
another giro without cepeda doing literally anything


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.90588 del
>>90567
he’s a psycho


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.90589 del
You know it's been a shit GT when the final stage is top 5 for the entire race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.90590 del
How long does george take to update the score?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.90591 del
>>90590
Never i hope


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.90592 del
>>90581
yes - best schnitzel you will ever have.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.90593 del
>>90592
Should try then


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.90594 del
>>90590
about now normally


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.90595 del
>>90594
On the dot. Just caught him mid-update.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.90596 del
>>90595
fuck I did horribly, third giro in a row that's been an absolute disaster
not my race


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.90597 del
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Winner, no VENDRAME as well.
Our Berts 31st and 43rd.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.90598 del
>>90596
>Jan CHRISTEN
Bertman, we don't pick him outside of a one day race with a favorable parcours.
Solaar is just bad luck, he would be Ciccone tier menace.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.90599 del
Saved by magnier. Zanna was a disaster


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.90600 del
>>90598
zana is the one I'm the most pissed about tbh


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.90601 del
>>90600
Yeah, but this is a consensus reasonable pick which turned out to be bad.


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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.90603 del
>>83427
Maybe ADJOOSTING wasn't such a bad idea after all


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>>90602
>finally i can use it!


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.90606 del
>>90603
aïe


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.90607 del
And where's that peg-legged guy, is he already midair to Nederland or what.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.90608 del
So no velogoomblin for a week. In other news, de lie in the startlist of etihad tour of wallonie


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.90609 del
>>90607
I would assume he posted from an accomodation back in Italy with Italian flag and is in no hurry driving back. But now I need visit Malta as well someday. The airports in Milan are easy to reach although Ryanair prefers Bergamo airport.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.90610 del
Disgusting swiss rigging at the skoda cup


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.90611 del
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Speaking of Skoda Cup
The prestigious Skoda Tour de Maurice is back after 1 (one) year hiatus
And Bart BUIJK is present and accounted for


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.90612 del
Who was the biggest disappointment of this il Giro? Lund, Milan, Pinarello, Pellizzari, O'Connor, Christen? Lots of good options.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.90613 del
>>90612
>GC - Pellizzari
>Sprint - Milan
>Breakaway - Zana


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.90614 del
>>90610
We paid the refs yes, what are you going to do about it? I hope they win, so firing the coach 1 month before the skoda cup was a good thing.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.90615 del
>>90613
I would say break would be Ciccone. Agree otherwise


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.90617 del
Optimal Team (Max Points)
All Rounders (2): Jonas Vingegaard (30, 2876 pts), Thymen Arensman (12, 1593 pts) → 42 cost, 4469 pts
Climbers (2): Felix Gall (16, 2094 pts), Jai Hindley (10, 1743 pts) → 26 cost, 3837 pts
Sprinter (1): Paul Magnier (12, 1403 pts) → 12 cost, 1403 pts
Unclassed (3): Jhonatan Narváez (8, 1105), Afonso Eulálio (6, 1382), Guillermo Thomas Silva (6, 1107) → 20 cost, 3594 pts
Wildcard (1): Davide Piganzoli (6, 1247 pts, extra Climber) → 6 cost

Total Cost: 98/100
Total Points: ~14,050


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.90618 del
why is BARDET not in the unbound results?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.90619 del
>>90612
pellizzari for sure, one attack just sent him to the shadow realm


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.90620 del
>>90618
DNFers ain't listed


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.90621 del
>>90617
brother I ain't gonna do the maths but there's no way you could make that team or else I would have made it


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.90623 del
>>90612
pellizzari, milan, lund


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.90624 del
>>90621
I kinda thought it is a bit too pickable, I will go call Grok a dumbass and tell him to think harder.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.90625 del
>>90624
it's probably that team with a 6 point sprinter (mihkels)


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.90626 del
>>90622
>>90620
maybe it's rigged and bardet's DNF of shame is scrubbed from the results


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>>90626


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.90628 del
>>90624
It adds up to 106 Bert


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.90629 del
>>90625
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this free tier models are so dumb. I am used to corporate tier and started to believe outputs because they are just good if you ask good prompts.
Now it is throwing Rondel in instead of Pelizzari and thinking it solved the 106 total cost issue.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.90630 del
>>90622
I looked on the official website and it seems like if you didn't abandon at a time taking station you didn't exist


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.90631 del
>>90629
I doubt Pellizzari would be in the best possible team


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.90632 del
>>90631
I meant Piganzoli.
Are you waiting for your leg to start behaving or are you flying?
Did you drive your own car there.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.90633 del
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these people get paid to write this shit


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.90634 del
>>90633
When I read articles with obvious bad takes like this I always wonder how much it's due to the author being retarded and how much it's about the author's boss forcing them to conjure up fake hype.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.90635 del
>>90632
Yes it is my car. So I still have to drive 2500 km home or something. It still hurts but I think it's okay. I will visit Herculaneum tomorrow because I read it is better than Pompeii and doesn't have 5 billion visitors every day. Maybe go see the Vesuvius. I want to be home next Saturday


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.90636 del
>>90634
I mean the site is basically a visma propaganda mill these days with baked in visma ads and everything


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.90637 del
>>90634
He gets paid by Visma probably


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.90638 del
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Disaster


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.90639 del
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>>90635
How many days off per year do you have.
Did you really get some extra prize for smoking that "person".
Yes this is an interview.


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>>90638
Still better than mine


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.90641 del
>>90638
atleast you had the correct sprinter


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.90642 del
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>>90639
No I already had this vacation planned before the incident. Idk I think I am building up extra hours with all those late shifts or something. But now I have like nothing left for the rest of the year


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.90643 del
>>90638
A fellow Pellizzari beliver. Dare I say we are the moral winners of this race.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.90644 del
>>90642
Does getting stuck in tunnels for hours to no end count towards you vacation time? You must have accrued months of free time by now


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.90645 del
I haven't checked in weeks. Looks like I am losing like 5000 points to Pinotbert. That is just GREAT


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.90646 del
>>90642
Comfy, long summer vacations and then comfy train riding in the dark months.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.90647 del
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>>90642
Aha, I thought 2 weeks is a good sweet spot to not drain too much of your total allowance, 3 seems a lot, how much time off can you have in total so you can still have something for the rest of the year.
You don't, simple.
I have booked Christmas and two days in November already, still have 10 to use but my job is too easy to really need time off. Plus I have the bongs' 4 or 5 extra days off as well.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.90648 del
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>>90644
Not true and not funny


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.90649 del
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Nice couple of intervals outside the cave. Had to plan me route so I didn't have a downhill in the middle of it all. Not that they're long around here of coursh, but having a minute or so where you can barely score any watts is already annoying.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.90650 del
>>90646
>>90647
Exactly. I have like 5 weeks now hehehe


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.90651 del
>>90647
wow that doesn't sound like much
pretty sure I have 34 vacation days without any holidays


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.90652 del
>>90651
I have a b2b contract, which is the biggest con of this job because I had to agree to keep the same salary as I have had for the last 3 years and my days off are unpaid. I have 21 of them, basically one month less of pay per year.
But the job was necessary to upskill me in engineering.
Normal employment has 26 paid days off and they carry over if unused, until the half of the next year.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.90653 del
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>>90652
working really is modern slavery


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.90654 del
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Some would say I have 365 vacation days a year. But tending my vegetable garden, animals, cleaning the house and making food for the wife when she gets home is also work.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.90655 del
>>90654
based spiritual walloon


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.90656 del
>>90653
It is really fine, I still earn good money, work from home, have true work for two hours a day including calls, can get away with being hungover.
Not real job.
Although the corporate assholes are slaveowners.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.90657 del
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>>90655
Je ne suis pas un walloon though


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.90660 del
Wait a minute, the images are all slid.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.90661 del
>>90633
>>90634
Well TECHNICALLY. He can probably keep it close enough that he could beat a sufficiently sick or injured Pogacar. But that's about that.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.90663 del
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GC. >>90662


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.90664 del
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>>90663
mhm back to making weird teams to try and bridge the gap
I'm so bad at GT's


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.90665 del
>>90663
Hmmm. Not a total disaster.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.90666 del
>>90664
It's literally sprinter roulette


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.90667 del
>>90666
Bit our friend pinot ignored the sprinter so he could stack GC.
After that it's just hoping your boys don't crash in the first week


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.90668 del
>>90666
goombling afterall innit


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.90669 del
>>90663
peaked at the right time for GTs even though I had 3 DNFs
the race to top 10 is back on


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.90670 del
>>90618
He DNFd when he saw the rainclouds


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.90671 del
FUUUUUUUUGGGGGG SUOMI :XDDDD


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.90672 del
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Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.90673 del
>>90654
>365 vacation days a year.
ynr Loser Bernd


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.90674 del
>>90666
>>90667
Yeah, I feel like it often pays off picking a cheap sprinter and put extra points into GC. But again, crashes happen


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.90675 del
The owl. It's gone. Jeez how much better it is.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.90676 del
>>90675
Don't tell me you strategically placed some poisoned squeakers as bait.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.90677 del
>>90663
Will /cyc/ finally collectively apologize to Axelgaard if Optakt Enjoyer ends up winning it all?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.90678 del
ynr the Dauphiné


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.90679 del
berts out there having 5 week vacations and outright neeting while the rest of us has 0 vacations and works at least two jobs to make ends meet
we need to introduce wealth tax in /cyc/ - the neets and long vacationers must pay


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.90680 del
>>90663
Delete this


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.90681 del
>>90679
As an American, I get paid the most money but have the least vacation time. This whole nonsense that Treinbert is doing where he just putzes around Italy for a month is insane


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.90682 del
>>90681
yes well but since you have a lot of money you will be taxed too so the rest of us can take some vacation
I hadn't thought of that, it was an oversight


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.90683 del
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>>90681
Remember when I was in Canada for two months. And then in China and Mongolia for two months. This is actually a very short trip


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.90684 del
>>90676
I did place some strategically placed sunflower seeds for robins today, just so the asshole pigeons can't race to them first.
Hope mama owl did not eat any birb fren to feed its annoying screamer.


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.90685 del
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OG grug


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.90686 del
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sponsor of the tour KOM jersey, of course he doesn't wear a shirt like a true business man


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.90687 del
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eddy, what are you saying about your son secretly marrying lotte kopecky?


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.90688 del
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will watch the rest tomorrow, a German tv feature about the tour 1972. imagine them sprinting in velodromes like back in the day.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7ts6W0hCY [Embed]


Bert 05/31/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.90689 del
>>90677
That gamer has been diverting from his gimmick


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.90690 del
>>90678
No I only know Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.90691 del
>>90690
>>90678
Why did remKING had to dodge?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.90692 del
>>90691
the big plan is to hide and train this year. trust the plan. R.EV.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.90693 del
>>90691
Hiding his big belly


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.90694 del
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Back to more regular training, I hope recovery won't be totally ass with the baby waking us up at night


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.90695 del
>>90691
big hiding


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.90696 del
>Sasha LUTSENKO
>Arnold DE LIE
>Tobias FOSS
>Pipo CONCA

47th tour of de wallonie brings a lot of frauds and frauds

On the other hand, there's plenty of up and coming superstars like CANAL, SENTJENS, CRABBE, VANTHOURENHOUT or PORNHAAR


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.90697 del
>>90696
Vanthourenhout is 32 Bert


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.90698 del
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>>90697
This baby faced stud is barely 18


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.90699 del
>>90697
32 velopoints? that's expensive.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.90700 del
>>90698
the bertline gives it away


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.90701 del
>>90699
Sorry but costs have gone up prices will have to reflect that nothing we can do


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.90702 del
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Youtubebros?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.90703 del
>>90702
How long before you start stalking autismbert?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.90704 del
>>90703
No, thanks, he has plenty of problems of his own


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.90705 del
>>90701
Akhem. Parting gift for mangling your ankle?
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/malta?cache=1780304053


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.90706 del
>>90705
I thought that just happened in Korea


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.90707 del
>>90706
How are you and your fellow countrymen holding up today swissbert?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.90708 del
>Gall ist der zweite Österreicher auf einem Grand-Tour-Podest nach Adolf
hmm, article also mentions that his gf is American and classical musician. I don't know how this matches his own music style.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.90709 del
>>90707
lots of coping. I mean I was prepared for it mentally and thought that Barkov would make the difference, but didn't expect that weak ass defensive playing by the Suisse after getting into the final unbeaten.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.90710 del
>>90709
I didn't watch the match (went to sleep at 9 because of the baby, haha) but what I read in the tabloids and what my friends confirmed was that both teams seemed rather timid and afraid to play compared to the earlier matches.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.90711 del
later this month soccer is holding a pride match and they are making muslims play one another
could cycling be equally based? I think so, pride jersey


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.90712 del
>>90711
>>90604
We're so far ahead


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.90713 del
>>90711
Remco has already raced against Yates


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.90714 del
There are more climbing stages in the dauphinée than in this year giro


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.90715 del
>>90714
since we're getting del dopo v seixas kino it will be infinitely more interesting than the giro (a 1 out of 10 grand tour) in general


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.90716 del
>>90714
Also 2 sprint stages where they put a shit ton of mountains in the first half of the stage ensuring slurp


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.90717 del
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>>90716
Absolutely no way this ones ends up in a sprint


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.90718 del
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the giro may actually only be a 0.5/10 grand tour
I recently posted anti giro truth into the local bicycle group chat
>the femmes tdf is a more interesting race than the giro in every regard
and there was plenty of agreement to be found (one guy said yup while everyone else stayed silent [nobody knows what the giro is nor do they watch the femmes tdf]).


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.90719 del
>>90717
Who designs this shit anyway, yeah you can attack and go solo but you'll have to suffer 30km on the flat.
Romeo will win


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.90720 del
>massive explosions in Malta
I'm nooticing...


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.90721 del
>>90720
auterrorismbert


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.90722 del
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New t-shaped hex tool arrived.
The derailleur support screw still won't budge and I worry I will snap it half if I try harder.
What the FUCK did they do with it.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.90723 del
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3rd world country of Belgium


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.90724 del
>>90723
Belgian bert commute on this on 23mm


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.90725 del
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So I went to Herculaneum and it was pretty cool. But I couldn't get on the Autostrada because the oldest toll booth in existence didn't accept my credit cart. I had to drive through the fucking center of the towns of the Napoli banlieus and everybody is fucking CRAZY here. Cars driving and stopping everywhere, retards stepping into the road, those fucking scooters overtaking on the left and the right. Literally every car has bumps and scratches. There are probably not a whole lot of cyclists from the south because they are all DEAD. It is 10x worse than the rest of Italy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.90726 del
Credit cart. That's funny. Anyway maybe I will blow up this place next

(this is a joke mr FBI hahaha)


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.90727 del
Well that's an interesting flag


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.90728 del
>>90725
>debt financing a toll road fee
quintissentially d*tch post


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.90729 del
>>90728
What? I just don't have any cash on me, sadly here they still live in 1955


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.90730 del
good guy Milan watching the ladies


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.90731 del
>>90727
don't worry about blowing shit up in lebanon, (((someone))) is doing that already


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.90732 del
>>90723
Average walloon road tbh, last time I was in that region I punctured front and back at the same time


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.90733 del
>>90726
>vesuvio explodes


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.90734 del
2.5km over 7% at the femeninas and there's already a HUGE GC action
The h*mmes would never


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.90735 del
Btw Bertacek, you can use a GRX 31/48 crankset with 11speed road components for better rampa gears. Will require FD adjustment though, so maybe better to just buy a new bike.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.90736 del
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kill


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.90737 del
>>90734
it's actually insane how a fatso sprinter stage grows to a 50 second gap with them


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.90738 del
fink Brtek just needs some fewer teeth on his crankset


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.90739 del
>>90735
I might end up buying new FD at this rate because I am gonna destroy it soon
I would prefer not to since it's out of stock everywhere here


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.90740 del
>>90737
The motopacing is out of this world again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.90741 del
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nice muro in wallonia


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.90742 del
>came back together
lame


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.90743 del
gruppo compacto, so much for 50 seconds


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.90744 del
>still trusting Italian timekeeping in the current year


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.90745 del
>Five for Georgie


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.90746 del
marlen brapper is gonna ride away


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.90747 del
Sente is a big guy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.90748 del
be dad and mom sentjens and think how to name their newborn son: sente sentjens. genius.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.90749 del
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>>90748
Dad with some ominous team history


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.90750 del
it's de lie over


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.90751 del
any good sprinter there except balsamico?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.90752 del
strategical double puncture for de lie within the limit.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.90753 del
big maus


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.90754 del
ineos pulled for nothing


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.90755 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.90756 del
easy without wiebes there


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.90757 del
hmmm, balsamico


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.90758 del
>>90754
you could make this post every race and it would be correct


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.90759 del
balsamico wins again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.90760 del
>>90756
She's as solid 2nd best as Wiebes is 1st. Kind of incredible.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.90761 del
Honestly that some very efficient local riging by giro done. Impressed


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.90762 del
>>90760
you'd think the ones that got dropped today would also hulkmax to atleast threaten wiebes on the flat but no


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.90763 del
>>90727
lebanese blonde


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.90764 del
CANAL BLANCO in the Canal zone


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.90765 del
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They're doing w estimation on strava files now


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.90766 del
>>90765
he's still allowed to post with power?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.90767 del
>>90766
Estimated of course


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.90768 del
>>90765
that seixas kom is big enough news to make it to several cycling media posts so yeah it's warranted


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.90769 del
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just looked at the tdf route in full for the first time
>le tourmalet again
>random stage with just the balloon ballsack
>they ride up it again the next day
>alpe to break the record
>they ride up it again the next day
kinda fucking lame
>galibier again
only this one peaks my interest


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.90770 del
The Le Tour should ride the l'Iseran again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.90771 del
>>90769
will be at cote des doppes for this stage, betting with a mate who can gather the most doped bottles


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.90772 del
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Imagine the puffiness


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.90773 del
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>>90769
A lot of baroudeurs stages this year, not a huge fan. Also way too many flat sprints


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.90774 del
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Don't think I will be trying to be just a little bit too funni with Auterrorismbert ever again.
https://x.com/hw97karbine/status/2061336893170626732


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.90775 del
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Ummm, Jorgenson looks actually close to death


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.90776 del
>>90774
allahu akhbar


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.90777 del
>>90775
Didn't know he was eritrean


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.90778 del
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>>90775
Shouting lager, lager, lager, lager
mega, mega white thing,
mega, mega white thing
So many things to see and do in the tube hole


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.90779 del
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>>90775
how pas normal is gonna be reconstructed mecha matty ?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.90780 del
>>90775
there's no way this isn't some pic from when he was 17 or something


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.90781 del
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>>90773
it's lacking some real mountain killer stages, we used to get atleast 3 of pic related in a tour
can't believe they fell for the make the tour easier meme to beat pogacar


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.90782 del
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>>90781
take me home


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.90783 del
>>90781
Kussesque etape


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.90784 del
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>>90782
dauphiné has you covered
no wonder fatco is running away


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.90785 del
>>90782
>cordon bleu stop in flumet
B I G
I
G


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.90786 del
>>90781
They even made sure none of the baroudeurs stages are for puncher so that the can't take time here. Also we probably will never have a cobble stage again before he retires


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.90787 del
>>90786
I also don't see where visma is getting their cope, all the stuff where they previously were able to kraak brutalle pogi is missing
that first alpe stage is basically begging for pogi to break the record


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.90788 del
>>90787
They gave up I think they're just pretending


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.90789 del
My gf is now watching more cycling than me. Have i made it or should i ne scared?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.90790 del
>>90789
What's her w/kg?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.90791 del
>>90788
I wish they would just go all out like they did that first tour they broke him.
Just attack him non stop till he forgets to eat


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.90792 del
>>90790
shes fast for a woman but nothing to worry about


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.90793 del
>>90792
>/cyc/ gf who can't mog you but still rides properly?
you made it


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.90794 del
>>90789
That's the dream. She wont be mad at you for spending hours watching sport.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.90795 del
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>Felix Gall had already been linked with Lidl-Trek, but according to Het Laatste Nieuws, the Austrian will indeed move to the German WorldTour team. The runner-up in the recent Giro d’Italia currently rides for Decathlon CMA CGM, but is reportedly in his final months with the French team.

disgusting to be honest


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.90796 del
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She looks 45


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.90797 del
>>90789
>cyc gf
do you really have to ask?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.90798 del
>>90795
Why though? Decathlon only has Sexass so Gall would get to ride the other half of relevant stage races as captain.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.90799 del
>>90798
money, they're taking muhlburger too apparently


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.90800 del
>>90795
To be fair he's kinda useless as a domestique


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.90801 del
>>90799
Shouldn't Decathlon have lots of money too now that they got those shipping dollars?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.90802 del
>>90775
yo what the fuck


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.90803 del
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hahahahaaha, oh hahahahahaa


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.90804 del
>>90775
the bald ghoul
>>90803
lmao its so over for those fools


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.90805 del
>>90803
lmao


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.90806 del
>>90803
>>90804
>>90805
Exchanging one retard for another is really not gonna make a lot of difference Beets


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.90807 del
Yes I meant Beets and not Berts. It's my new thing


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.90808 del
>>90806
nope it's over for Visma


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.90809 del
>>90808
for visma? losing that german retard is a net positive


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.90810 del
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>GALL in already 28


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.90811 del
Meeus will suck at tdf.
Mark my words


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.90812 del
>>90809
who will plan their tactics now?
>ride hard when the climb starts and attack with captain at 5km to go
not just everyone can make these intricate strategies


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.90813 del
>>90811
Yes?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.90815 del
CAMON JUAN CAMON


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.90816 del
>>90796
she looks infertile, it's over for the van der poel legacy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.90817 del
>>90806
>>90809
its never been more over niermann was their main car guy


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.90818 del
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me cyc gf doesn't even know how to ride a bice


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.90819 del
>>90817
losing their nr1 shill smh


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.90820 del
>>90775
Belgian treins looks funny with their offset seats.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.90821 del
>>90789
ciclismo is now a female sport. I pass by much more female ciclists on road bikes these days. I guess that influencer crap is useful for once.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.90822 del
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lidl is gearing up big time but really lacks results this season, most of their big names are lacking


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.90823 del
>>90822
heh ayuso, remember that guy
just DNF's without injury these days


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.90824 del
>>90821
Every time I ride in vienna I have the same reflection. South of france it's still a boomer's sport


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.90825 del
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and now about my ride. I was ayuso'd. a bee entangled itself between my finger and the shifter and decided to sting my finger would be a good idea to escape.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.90826 del
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>>90825
perhaps she just wanted to bee herself


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.90827 del
>>90825
local bee STINGS runner with STINGER and HONEY


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.90828 del
>lidl femmes already has 3x more giro stages than lidl hommes
>budget is probably 1/10th
heads gotta roll after this season, lidl needs to become great again


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.90829 del
aldi chads will win the long race


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.90830 del
>renamed Peace Race
>two isrealis in the top twenty
peculiar scenario


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.90831 del
>tarmac sl 9
wait what, didn't the sl 8 just come out recently? I don't see much difference besides Lipowitz being smaller than I thought.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.90832 del
>>90831
buy new bike


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.90833 del
>>90831
is the geometry any better than the 8 or still same old


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.90834 del
>>90831
Sniffs even deeper


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.90836 del
>>90835
is that a 46 cm handlebar? Looks as wide as the toptube is long


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.90837 del
Every FUCKING time I just randomly (so like twice a year, it has been already twice now since that Crux) I open some used bike search I get a GREAT bike right in the sweetspot of wanting me to splurge my saving but also be an adult who doesn't need a new bike.
And it is in my town. The only consideration is M frame size, it is not that smaller than an L SL4 Roubaix frame which feels slightly big for me. But it is in my town. I can go check it out.

What do we think. Psyoping me into it or not.
https://www.olx.pl/d/oferta/rower-gorski-specialized-epic-s-works-m-carbon-axs-mtb-xc-maraton-CID767-IDZW5AM.html?isPreviewActive=0&reason=seller_listing&sliderIndex=0


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.90838 del
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>>90836
it's HIS bike


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.90839 del
>>90837
how much is that in euros, like 4k?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.90840 del
>>90839
Yea, 4200, but I would want to haggle it to 16000 so 3800.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.90841 del
>>90832
i know, i know


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.90842 del
>>90837
the only rule is to never get a second hand triathlon bike.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.90843 del
It is also unused, the guy writes it has 50k of initial ride on and nothing else, I could believe him.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.90844 del
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>>90843
>50000 km
>unused


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.90845 del
feeling pretty optimistic about the cheeky €100 goomble I placed on Bert Bertaček p*rchasing new steed by mudracing season


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.90846 del
>>90844
Listen here Autismbrtek..


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.90847 del
>>90837
Do you REALLY need a sworks full sus xc bike? You can get a good hardtail for half the price easily


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.90848 del
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>>90845
Those are some well invested shekels

I am also thinking of investing into my current steed to keep it viable as a backup option and primary rape machine.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.90849 del
>>90847
For the use case, truly off road, Polish "gravel", while going fast, being comfy and having fun - akshually yes, full sus is the one.
Gravel will just not work on enough of trails and paths here to be warranted, I already have my shopping cart hardtail but once you get on the forst and field paths you wish you had your back wheel damping all the bumps and rocks as well.
Do I need an S-Works? Fuck no. But it is a similar case like with the S-Works Roubaix I have bought while hunting for a plain Spec 105 - just not enough bikes in excellent shape I could believe in. And black.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.90850 del
>>90837
is that your size? Size 17-18" apparently is M and for 168-178 cm
the one time I rode a xc bike I rode an L at 180 cm and it definitely didn't feel big
price seems fine everything on that bike is expensive (I think)


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.90851 del
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>>90850
Hopefully it isn't and I can completely not spend that money on a bike I don't really need.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.90852 del
>>90849
You have the Spesl Rubé?
Let me help you fix that FutureShock™


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.90853 del
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>>90852
Is it (you) or "you" (Volodymyr)?


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.90854 del
Pogacar is going to do a Roglic. Let the little newcomer win some stages while he feels comfortable with his lead and then stage 20 Seixas drops him and wins le Tour.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.90855 del
Last spam before I doze off, my current mtb vs that FUCKING Epic.

Stack: Rockhopper L 626mm vs. Epic M 591mm → Rockhopper is noticeably taller (more upright riding position).
Reach: Rockhopper L 445mm vs. Epic M 445mm → Identical.
Stack/Reach Ratio (approximate fit feel): Rockhopper ~1.41 vs. Epic ~1.33 → Epic feels more stretched/aggressive for the same reach.
Wheelbase: Rockhopper L ~1152mm vs. Epic M 1148mm → Very similar overall length.
Front Center: Rockhopper L 719mm vs. Epic M 719mm → Nearly identical.
Head Tube Length: Rockhopper L 105mm vs. Epic M 100mm → Similar.
Seat Tube Length (C-T): Rockhopper L 450mm vs. Epic M 430mm → Rockhopper has a longer seat tube.
Fork Offset/Rake: Rockhopper 46mm vs. Epic 44mm → Minor difference.
Trail: Rockhopper 97mm vs. Epic 106mm → Epic has more trail (more stability at speed).


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.90856 del
>>90795
just saw this was about to drop a post too
very funny they keep bolstering the mid tier


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.90857 del
>>90855
clear sign to purchase 2bh you obviously want it, buy it.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.90858 del
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Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.90859 del
>>90858
'ate Visma but happy for are Kuss


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.90860 del
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One of the most anticipated tours, the Skoda Tour of Maurice starts today with super stacked startlist
>MAYER
>BUDIAK
>REGUIGUI
>MOHD ZARIFF
>DE COMARMOND
>JOBBER
>ONG
>L'ESPERANCE
>COCO
>BUIJK
>SAMPIONBISIKLET
>PRONSKIY
>MOONMAN
>HUBY

Only my boys ROUGIER-LAGANE and MARRIER D'UNIENVILLE are missing. Sad news!


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.90861 del
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Es la hora.

In 2023, british menace Archie CROSS and local hero ROUGIER-LAGANE were beating of on the mythical slopes of Gran Bassin only to get humbled by Natnael BERHANE at the meta.
At the same time, James JOBBER being dropped out of the gruppo principal and another menace STEDMAN, then in maillot jaune, haplessly lachee'd.
Now those were the times.

Then in 2024 came the super doped team of Felt Felbermayr (ZOIDL's galacticos) with Piotr BROZYNA and Felix RITZINGER making everyone feeling a little stupid, putting 2 minutes solo back-to-back on the hopeless pedalton. BROZYNA was so sulphurous he was forced to retire at the ripe age of 31 (late twenties).

The shame was so big the 2025 edition was cancelled altogether.


Bert 06/01/2026 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.90862 del
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RITZINGER apparently was also shadow banned and force to retire at the ripe age of 29 (mid twenties).
But how does ZOIDL continue to get away with it?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.90863 del
STEDMAN also is retired
EISENBARTH, 3rd GC, also retired
YEMANE, the 6th GC, also retired
CROSS last started in India, at the infamous Poo Race and wasn't seen since. Police suspect foul play.

that race is a killer of careers


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.90864 del
>>90860
Ynr Antoine HUBY

Another absolute jobber that I repeatedly wasted velocoins on like so many other berts who believed we were "attention paying"


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.90865 del
>>90864
>not only picking you are boys
major KWAB


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.90866 del
>>90865
well collective cyc boys like CANAL Carlos make it and start demanding top dollar


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.90867 del
>p*rchasing invented runners
do goomblers really?


Bert 06/02/2026 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.90868 del
>>90867
What if my boys are imaginary?


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