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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No. 92460
Michelin Dining Edition

>Current and upcoming road races
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>91506


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.92497 del
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A toast!
A toast to /bert/.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.92512 del
I do not like Team Time Trials
I simply don't


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.92513 del
>>92512
I am not watching. That will show them


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.92514 del
>>92512
I like them but not so much this rule where the first man decide the time. It feels less like a team time trial when one guy comes in alone.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.92515 del
ah it's a
>Diet of Evening Riders
edizione, that will do very well indeed


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.92516 del
>>92514
I suppose this rule is there to help good riders on shit teams.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.92518 del
>>92460
Can someone explain this TTT, Tr*ksels explaination cunfused the hell out of me. Its just a team time trial but individual times count for GC and etappe win right?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.92519 del
>>92516
ye I know it's there to help the shitty teams but it just doesn't feel right to me
>>92518
yep each rider's individual time is what counts for their GC but the first rider's time is what decides the team's time in regards to the stage win


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.92520 del
>>92514
I think it's nice, makes it even more tactical


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.92521 del
Big Dan


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.92522 del
>>92519
Alright thanks. Leave it to Tr*ksel to talk absolute bollocks


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.92523 del
Bisseger out already? uh oh


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.92524 del
lennergy getting SR*M'd


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.92525 del
Decathlon saved their jobbers for this?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.92526 del
c'est fini for elite


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.92527 del
>wout


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.92528 del
Lidl rapid


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.92529 del
Del Dopo mui rapido


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.92530 del
why is gayco one of the only team that can TTT consistently well with jobber


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.92531 del
seixasbros...it's not looking good


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.92532 del
next remco very rapide


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.92533 del
>>92530
Probably the only team that actually trains it.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.92534 del
whoa


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.92535 del
Gloglo paranormal


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.92536 del
movista??


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.92537 del
Lmao cian


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.92538 del
movistar unlocked chan uijtdebroeckxxx


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.92539 del
watson shimano'd


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.92540 del
>>92514
what happened to the old rule taking the time of the 3rd or 5th rider?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.92541 del
wout laché


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.92542 del
>watson throwing a gorillion dollar bike


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.92543 del
wout OTL?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.92544 del
out of shape WOUT


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.92545 del
hey G


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.92546 del
Kek, he's gone. In 2 years he's retired


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.92547 del
lmao they're playing an interview on sporza where they're saying wout needs to do the final descent into the finish while he's getting dropped


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.92548 del
>>92540
they try new TTT rules every season it seems like


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.92549 del
W*ut is doing it on purpose so he doesn't have to ride the Le Tour


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.92550 del
>>92546
he should milk visma froome style


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.92551 del
>>92542
frameset with basebars is like 13k or something
hell even the fakes on aliX are like 2k+ I think


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.92552 del
lol toilet


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.92553 del
ben toilet tramadol'd out of his mind


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.92554 del
oh no no no vismabros


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.92555 del
Vismoids whats happening???


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.92556 del
El toileto


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.92557 del
I guess ben toilet was running without front break like finnbert


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.92558 del
>>92555
I'm laffin


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.92559 del
Skjlelly bros we have to do the lead out....


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.92560 del
SKJELMOSE-AYUSO PESQUERA, best friends forever


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.92561 del
nobody told bora about the new rules, they ride it together like your classic TTT.
also ayuso-skelly d'un autre planet fast.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.92562 del
>>92559
looked stronger tbqh


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.92563 del
Skjelmose shadow captain


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.92564 del
>>92562
Yeah, looked like the rat was going to get dropped, can't believe he wouldn't stick a wheel out if he could.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.92565 del
reminder that pissma was axelfraud's 5 star pick for today.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.92566 del
>>92561
I mean the classic TTT is still the best if there's no ramp at the end to sprint. They've shown this enough in Paris Nice


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.92567 del
>>92565
>>92422
not just


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.92568 del
the fuck is wrong with the bikes today. no way dan hooligan couldn't pull all the way to the end of the descend.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.92569 del
close call for SEXASS


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.92570 del
oof almost ate it


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.92571 del
Lol its pretty clear the TTT in the Tour is going to be absolute chaos


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.92572 del
damage control by seixas


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.92573 del
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>>92571
it's also in barcelona at night again


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.92574 del
these helmets man


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.92575 del
>>92571
Good thing it's only 20km.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.92576 del
sexass humbled


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.92577 del
>>92573
>Barcelona at night
How bad is that?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.92578 del
>>92577
>remco seething.jpg


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.92579 del
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>>92577
Very


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.92580 del
Bertacek is the ineos mechanic today


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.92581 del
>>92577
It's a fucking disgrace


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.92582 del
oh no no no


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.92583 del
>>92579
Looking forward to this shit. Everybody fresh, tensions high as fuck. Anything can happen


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.92584 del
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>>92577
yes


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.92585 del
Kek vauquelin


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.92586 del
VOKLEN instantly wanted to betray ONLEY lol


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.92587 del
kevin seething
shimano stocks tanking as we speak


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.92588 del
good to know that the norwegian dopeurs suck a time trial


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.92589 del
skelly taunting ayuso
>why didn't you pass me I was so terrible


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.92590 del
>skelly speaking daneglish


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.92591 del
only 2 van gils pickers


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.92592 del
how do you even drop a chain on X1


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.92593 del
Undisputed Bora leader Tuck Well lachee


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.92594 del
>>92591
I forgot he existed 2bqh


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.92595 del
Why didn't watson just join visma train?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.92596 del
the vauquelin-onley rivalry reminds me of froome having to slave for wiggo


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.92597 del
Merda exceptional


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.92598 del
ineos merda
team sky culo


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.92599 del
>>92596
vauquelin is more wiggo though


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.92600 del
affini est fini


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.92601 del
EF extremely strong


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.92602 del
EF pas normal


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.92603 del
Dopeur Baudin might just keep the yellow.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.92604 del
what kind of stupid black helmet is jorgenson wearing


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.92605 del
Vismoids we are so back


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.92606 del
I squeak


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.92607 del
>>92603
a little tramadol is no biggie


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.92608 del
>>92604
A friendly nod to BBC (the broadcasting agency)


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.92609 del
boooooooo


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.92610 del
>>92565
>>92567
apologize


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.92611 del
gross


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.92612 del
>>92610
JORGENSOHN is SUPERDOPED


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.92613 del
>pissma apology form


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.92614 del
Remember how smug vismoids were last year after the TT in this race?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.92615 del
here comes FDJ on their sunday ride


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.92616 del
A FUCKING LEAF


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.92617 del
Jorgenson was 1 second faster than seixas in the last climb


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.92618 del
>>92617
It was fun while it lasted but sadly Seixas is washed up and will never recover from this humiliation.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.92619 del
>making Squillaume TT on his birthday


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.92620 del
i wonder what GAUDU is doing


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.92621 del
Baudin in yellow till the friday


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.92622 del
It's ogre


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.92623 del
You picked Baudin right Bert ?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.92624 del
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>>92623
yes


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.92625 del
No biznis being this close.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.92626 del
he did it


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.92627 del
kinda lame nobody tried on the first stage in hindsight


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.92628 del
how over is it for del toro?
meanwhile matteo squeaking in French on France.tv again


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.92629 del
UAE quite slow


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.92630 del
>>92629
The guys who can TT are doing Suisse with Pog.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.92631 del
we now have to wait for the arrival of wout, so they can start the ceremony.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.92632 del
>>92631
kek


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.92633 del
>>92630
and almeida is beyond dead so that's not helping


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.92634 del
>>92631
knee needs to be balmed like a 6000 year old mummy


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.92635 del
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I think Jorgensohn might be infectous even over screen


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.92636 del
Berts weren't ready for cancer patient O'jorgz


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.92637 del
>>92633
Unofficial Tour Auvergne Rhone Alpes Libere Lanterne Rouge competition /bet/
>Aert 2.36
>Almeida 2.83
>Somebody else 8


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.92638 del
Vauqeling would have won


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.92639 del
>>92638
without the Onley mechanical probably, but not if they hadn't waited for him


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.92640 del
wout yesterday was +13:47
today he's +39:27
so being 25:40 minutes slower than jorg the bully is fine and not OTL worthy.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.92641 del
>>92638
>ineos without watson and a mechanical for onley
>pissma without toilet and a useless wout
>still heemed full power decathlon


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.92642 del
major cutie on the podium


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.92643 del
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Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.92644 del
>>92643
genuinely exciting situation, can't wait for the mountains


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.92645 del
Bros what did Wout give up in exchange for that Paris Roubaix


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.92646 del
>>92640
He has to be stage hunting. There's no other explanation.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.92647 del
>>92646
he's not training anymore
could see him retire soon


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.92648 del
>>92645
He still has his hair so nothing of any great worth.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.92649 del
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Autismbert is last (last) at the Dolphine velodrama


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.92650 del
>>92645
the story is that he was partying a bunch and not training, he'll probably be fine by the Le Tour


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.92651 del
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I need some sram mechanic help - I greased me freehub, and now I wanna mount the cassette again, but when I try to turn it with that special tool, it is not moving even 1mm.

I do it like picrel in the correct direction


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.92652 del
>>92651
Shimano uses a "Verschlussring" (too lazy to look up the English word) on top of the smallest cog. can't help you with SRAM though.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.92653 del
>>92651
sorry, it's been years since I took the cassette off my Ultimate; I had zero issues though


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.92654 del
>>92645
dude hasn’t trained a day after roubaix lol


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.92655 del
>>92653
>>92652
apparently with the dt swiss exp freehubs, they are connected directly to the cassette and then that whole block just pops onto the wheel, no tools needed. weird but ok


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.92656 del
>Uno-X reportedly send Vingegaard, Pogacar and Evenepoel images to UCI after stage winner Anthon Charmig's yellow card

top kek, seems like teams are finally fed up with the 'rules for thee but not for me' shit going on


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.92657 del
>>92656
Everyone equal and all that UCI fuck themselves allowing stars getting away with it


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.92658 del
heh, my boy Volodymyr
as far as I am concerned, he just needs more time


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.92659 del
Ok moved my saddle a bit forwards (was too way in the rear anyway), will see if that was a mistake.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.92660 del
>>92656
based


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.92661 del
>>92659
bike problems weren't enough? now we're also self sabotaging


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.92662 del
>>92659
oh no knee pain ahhh


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.92664 del
>>92661
>>92662
yes, well, but I had it like beyond the safety limit in the back


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.92665 del
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like zis


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.92666 del
>>92664
I'm just messing with you, why was it so far back anyways


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.92667 del
>>92665
why not get a longer stem too


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.92668 del
>>92666
it felt comfy at first but gradually I realized I am not even sitting that much back
>>92667
i'll see what the New bike™ is like in that regards and will adjust accordingly


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.92669 del
>>92668
speaking of which hows the new bike plan coming along anyways


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.92670 del
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>>92669
I'm getting the Canyon just to spite you
New stock should be available in August


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.92671 del
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>>92670
wow
which one


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.92673 del
>4.5k gets you a 8.1kg bike in 2026


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.92674 del
>>92656
why did charmig get a yellow?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.92675 del
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>>92672
fine then I will not argue against it


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.92676 del
>>92674
resting his forearms on the bars


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.92677 del
>>92672
very nice, which color?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.92678 del
>>92656
as they should be because this shit happens in every single race but the uci picks and chooses when to punish it


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.92679 del
>>92676
as long as you hold the hoods is ok no? the puppy paws were the problem


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.92680 del
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>>92679
no using forearms as a point of support is the issue it doesn't matter what you touch with your hands
the aero hoods position is what's banned and gets sanctioned (whenever the UCI chooses to)


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.92681 del
>>92679
nein


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.92682 del
>>92677
Most likely white (I know, LAME), "champagne" doesn't look too bad either. Blue is not pretty.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.92683 del
Ok, locked up the team for Eurometropole, one of the few times I think it is good.
Even if it is not winning, there are few if like if MAGNIER is in such a form he will obliterate these hills or if BRENNAN is washed.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.92684 del
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>>92680
you see this atleast 3 times in every single race where someone is solo


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.92685 del
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>>92672
CANYON getting Speced as in very good quality bike price go brrr after high profile success.
Although guess this price is normal today.

Also I can't get it anyways.


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.92686 del
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>>92685
What did he mean by this?


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.92687 del
>>92685
weird legs huh


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.92688 del
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>>92684
yeah every runner does it and its very awkward to get aero on a current year bike if you don't, otherwise you can't even get low without flaring your arms out to a comical degree. Ganna is a good example of that when he does a mega pull you see him in the drops with arms wide out because he must, to get his torso down he has to flare his arms out they have nowhere else to go.
They should just allow aero hoods position again it's tradition after all, we've been doing it for a century and it was always cool


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.92689 del
>>92686
The red dot is his measurment


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.92690 del
>>92686
Specialized 2015 gud bike, gud price
Specialized 2025 gud bike, stupid price
Canyon 2020 gud bike, gud price
Canyon 2030 gud bike, ???

They're on their way to fred territory.e


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.92691 del
>>92684
everybody does this (including meself), how can you ban that


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.92692 del
>>92691
we'll have to ban you now, sorry


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.92693 del
>>92691
I don't


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.92694 del
>>92691
I read that they fully enforce it in lowly amateur races too, even as low as u15


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.92695 del
>>92690
why buy a canyon if you're still stuck with proprietary parts and shite support


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.92696 del
oh yeah, the circuito grand prix franco belge is tomorrow


Bert 06/09/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.92697 del
>>92695
the support end is getting better, at least here in the US where they've partnered with REI which all have in-store bike repair shops


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.92698 del
>>92665
>sqlab
Zased


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.92699 del
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Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.92700 del
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>>92699


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.92701 del
>>92695
Maybe it's better he can't work on his own bike anymore


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.92702 del
Kamon Baptiste, today is doing summin day.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.92703 del
AG2R didn't win a Dauphiné stage since 2015 when a certain squeaker called Bardet won. this fun fact was presented to you to PCS free edition, which only costs you 0 Euros per month, that's less than a single sheet of toilet paper per day!


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.92704 del
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It's ogre


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.92705 del
>>92704
How much out of shape do you have to be to be dropped 10 minutes into you TTT?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.92706 del
>>92704
I expect some angry interviews from Trine about how egoistical wout is again.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.92707 del
>>92704
>>92705
sold his soul to the devil for a pebble


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.92708 del
>>92705
The level is just too high, there will be new van goydoncks this year


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.92709 del
Hoping for a cheeky gal glivar top 10 today


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.92710 del
>6 Wout Van Aert
MVDF
Joe's Team
Young Merckx WC Grooming
Marq Qwabendish
Lennergy Pharma
Team UAEpo

to their defense, wout racked up 46 assist points alone so far.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.92711 del
Fuck W*ut


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.92712 del
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32 eggs gathered, now time for a big feast


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.92713 del
>>92704
kek the comment session is full copium


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.92714 del
>>92710
First time I've ever picked him in a stage race and it's become one of the great kwabbenings of our time


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.92715 del
>>92710
>unironically picking AERT, W*ut van
lmaoing rn


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.92716 del
>>92714
Why did you do it. Now I am screwed as well


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.92717 del
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>>92704
>now that I won roubaix I will take it easy and relax, I have reached my goal
>become dead weight to the team
>


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.92718 del
>>92717
The fun part is that he probably just stopped doping


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.92719 del
But it's a smart move really, dope until you reach your goal and then stop as soon as possible. This is why pogi is clean, since he's already the GOAT


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.92720 del
TILLER or ABRAHAMSEN
the great debate


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.92721 del
>>92720
I pick abrahamsen so you pick tiller


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.92722 del
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Joonas made the call in Cameroun


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.92723 del
>>92721
ok


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.92724 del
Tour de Gyeongnam actually has english commentary
https://www.youtube.com/live/PAiBbIitGKs


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.92725 del
>>92723
wait I want tiller I don't think abrahamsen is a good idea anymore


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.92726 del
>>92725
too bad


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.92727 del
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>>92726


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.92728 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tye7vWIxx9w [Embed]

Godon has diarrhea
"le soir j'ai perdu 3g" ( at night i lost 3kgs ) - speaking of when he was dropped two days ago.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.92729 del
>>92728
well guess I'll stay at the bottom with my man autismbert lol


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.92730 del
>>92729
He also says that he'll still try today anyways. You know you can never trust cyclists interviews.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.92731 del
>>92730
he sure has the kilos dialed but does he have the watts


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.92732 del
speaking of autismbert
>Crash by Veistroffer Baptiste (Lotto Intermarché) in peloton


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.92733 del
heh, my boy autismbert ...


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.92734 del
>>92732
Polebert won't be happy


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.92735 del
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i have on good authority Autismbert has to take extra hours of being stuck in a tunnel to be able to pay off those swiss denbts


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.92736 del
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Anyway what did you pick for this one. Hope brennan isn't as fraudulent as his previous race


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.92737 del
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>>92736
coinflipped between abrahamsen and aranburu, landed on aranburu


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.92738 del
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impressive
very nice


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.92739 del
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>>92736
I somehow missed Aerts, otherwise identical team


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.92740 del
BRENNAN or MAGNIER, one of them is going to be a total KWAB today
Hope you picked the right one


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.92741 del
>>92740
De lie could be too


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.92742 del
>>92740
There is a chance both, that's why I didn't pick neither. DE LIE could be as well, but this is a chute+hissy fit not bad race kwab.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.92743 del
Chute&Seethe sits better. Maybe some meme potential.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.92744 del
ANYONE could be a total KWAB today


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.92745 del
Optakt Enjoyer doesn't give a SHIT, he picked both Magnier and Brennan.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.92746 del
>>92745
Autismbert has the trifecta


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.92747 del
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24 Arnaud De Lie
20 Paul Magnier
18 Matthew Brennan
16 Corbin Strong
16 Anders Foldager
14 Toon Aerts
12 Alex Aranburu
8 Riley Sheehan
7 Jonas Abrahamsen
5 Clément Venturini
4 Rasmus Tiller
3 Axel Zingle
3 Eduard Prades
3 Rick Pluimers
3 Loe Van Belle
2 Aimé De Gendt
2 Vincenzo Albanese
2 Alexis Renard
2 ANTHONY TURGIS
2 Jenno Berckmoes
1 Henrik Pedersen
1 Aaron Dockx
1 Axel Huens
1 Milan Lanhove
1 Noah Hobbs
1 Tom Van Asbroeck
1 Casper Van Uden
1 Gabriele Raccagni
1 Fabio Van Den Bossche
1 Kévin Avoine
1 Sam Bennett
1 Filippo Fiorelli
1 Louis Barré
1 Wessel Mouris

>6=

2 Arnaud De Lie Paul Magnier Matthew Brennan Anders Foldager Toon Aerts Clément Venturini
>Slome Duikelaar
>frfr on god


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.92748 del
>>92745
Me too but it's okay. That Giro broke me. I am now free


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.92749 del
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I just remembered Santambrogio on Jafferau (immediately banned for EPO). How much dopage do you need for your face to look like a balloon


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.92750 del
>>92748
But PRADES is a patrician pick, let me see who else besides us..
>the dumbest team


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.92751 del
>>92750
Caja Rural is upping their dopage for the Tour. Knowers know


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.92752 del
waiting for JAKOBSEN to announce his retirement, any day now


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.92753 del
Captain America on the move


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.92754 del
>>92753
More importantly: Jegod


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.92755 del
>>92754
And watson abandoned godon, it's over


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.92756 del
>AYUSO Juan (Lidl - Trek) is at the back of the peloton.

Shan't do be trusting this rat, maybe some classics, but that's IT.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.92757 del
>>92749
kek


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.92758 del
>Ayuso
still a training race lads


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.92759 del
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>AYUSO Juan (Lidl - Trek) is dropped from peloton


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.92760 del
I don't know why I still always trust Ayuso in these races


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.92761 del
>>92759
pogi curse


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.92762 del
Rat Rat Rat


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.92763 del
Just a little cramp nothing going on


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.92764 del
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Look at this NEW bike from TIME (and not at my 16pts getting to the trash)


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.92765 del
>>92764
slop/10


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.92766 del
>Visma pulling
Wout bros, are we back?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.92767 del
>>92764
Naisu!


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.92768 del
Los Angeles Olympics road race is more than 5000 meters of elevation


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.92769 del
ALMEIDA has not been dropped all day


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.92770 del
This has to be the worst commentary duo I've ever listened to. I actually prefer the sniffing Troon to whoever this guy is.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.92771 del
>WATSON


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.92772 del
>>92768
another race that can be written up in advance
the emiratis have the UCI by the balls


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.92773 del
Wierd ass chute


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.92774 del
>>92703
perhaps even funner fact: Boudin's stage win was EF's first, despite having won the GC twice.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.92775 del
is it completely flat finish today?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.92776 del
Cofidis pulling, because why the fuck not


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.92777 del
it's joaover


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.92778 del
Joao - Smile and optimism, restored


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.92779 del
>>92776
They have one of the best riders for today


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.92780 del
>french rai


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.92781 del
>>92779
I don't share that cofidence


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.92782 del
SBS is stuck showing ads


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.92783 del
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>french RAI failing us


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.92784 del
>poopshit flat stage let’s cut the feed and call back chopper nobody watches anyway


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.92785 del
how many monster energy drinks did captain america drink today?
maybe wout should take a pull.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.92786 del
On one hand, I want tete to win, on the other hand, I wan't w*ut to sprint and get totally humiliated


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.92787 del
My boy von Shaert will be redeemed today


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.92788 del
66 km/h lol


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.92789 del
they must have some strong tailwind today


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.92790 del
>>92788
74 phwoar


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.92791 del
ça suffit


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.92792 del
USA USA USA


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.92793 del
USA USA USA


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.92794 del
oh wow ads ended just in time to see the sprint


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.92795 del
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.92796 del
Queef trailertrash Simmons


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.92797 del
Peleton kwabbed, again


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.92798 del
FFB kept looking like he was going to nab it


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.92799 del
a big win for us chudbros


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.92800 del
W*ut winning the sprint of the peloton sounds like a moral victory to me


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.92801 del
I knew not taking GODON was the way to go


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.92802 del
lol it was totally silent and now it's the French commentary


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.92803 del
>11 Wout
hey look, he won the sprint of the peloton.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.92804 del
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Me? Im switching to Circuit Franco-Belge


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.92805 del
>>92800
he's ready for the Tour
doubters will underestimate him as usual


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.92806 del
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>>92796
Whatever, he's a rich boy from Durango. Trailer-trash don't ciclismo.

He supported Trump because he's from the SW US and he probably saw first hand how dangerous things got with the millions of illegal aliens pouring over the border for a few years there.

Trump may be a retard, but he fixed that.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.92807 del
Kelderman is a minute ahead in the other race


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.92808 del
>>92806
this is utter nonsense


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.92809 del
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love my freedom
love my burgers
love my president
love my israel
hate immigrants
hate libruls
hate JOSE BEAN
it's that simple - YEEEHAW 🤠


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.92810 del
copenhagen sprint and tour de suisse last goomblin opportunities before velogames.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.92811 del
>>92808
The truth is nonsense?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.92812 del
>>92811
there was nothing to "fix", we should have totally open borders


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.92813 del
slurpage gigantesque


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.92814 del
that race is horrible. it's like the riders don't want to be there unless they live there like de lie.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.92815 del
and those roads, are those made from concrete blocks?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.92816 del
>>92814
I live there


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.92817 del
troon aerts ded


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.92818 del
>>92816
wait a sec, they ride the exact same bergs like any flandrian spring race, with the difference that the race starts in Wallonia.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.92819 del
Attila VALTER is in this very race


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.92820 del
>>92819
how come jumbo didn't manage to unlock him?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.92821 del
German Eurosport seething at the Visma strategy and calling them knuckleheads.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.92822 del
de lie ded


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.92823 del
fucking de lie, asshole


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.92824 del
FUCK


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.92825 del
I hate de lie so much rn


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.92826 del
this front is a mess


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.92827 del
magnier alive


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.92828 del
what a chute by haver of dings


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.92829 del
lmao


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.92830 del
Wouldn't be a Belgian race without a man in a ditch


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.92831 del
Surely if I don't watch it it won't count


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.92832 del
lmao what a chute comicale


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.92833 del
kwak


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.92834 del
alpecin rider yearns for his cross season


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.92835 del
>pick 2 lotto shitters that are in form
>they all ride for fucking berckmoose


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.92836 del
Chute desastruese terrible incoming
I can feel it


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.92837 del
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immediately stolen from rusbert


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.92838 del
>>92837
kek he just had enough and wanted an end to this shitfest


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.92839 del
ahh de kluisberg, home


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.92840 del
Giro Retrospective: it's insane how much hype Greenstreets was getting to win a stage for Unibet


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.92841 del
strong(er) than magnier


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.92842 del
lmao FUCK Visma


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.92843 del
strong
foldager
magnier
pluimers
prades

brennan is fucking dogshit


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.92844 del
1 strong
2 de klijn?
3 magnier


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.92845 del
baam at least strong and magnier perform I fucking hate de lie and brennan


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.92846 del
horrible velogames as usual


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.92847 del
took out Strong and Plumiers of course


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.92848 del
The fuck happened to Brennan this year?
Another guy who got shadow banned?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.92849 del
foldager wild fucking sprint
if only he was positioned well


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.92850 del
>>92848
the team told him to lay it off, wasn't believable anymore


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.92851 del
I have fold lager and she/han will give me points, could be worse


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.92852 del
>>92848
this is classic visma development of talents


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.92853 del
>>92849
started his sprint from the back of the peloton almost, crazy plan


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.92854 del
>>92848
is kbk an insignificant result to you


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.92855 del
de lie laughing at the guys who picked him


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.92856 del
total disaster


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.92857 del
top 10:
strong
foldager
magnier
pluimers
berckmoes
joel penuela
venturini
prades
van den berg
delettre


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.92858 del
tietama shitter in a caja rural sandwich, showing the power of the true tdf team


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.92859 del
>haha these assholes pay me millions for no results
>I barely even train 10 hours a week can you believe that
>fuck cycling and its viewers to be honest


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.92860 del
>>92859
cant believe Tudor is offering this freeloader 3 million


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.92861 del
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>>92859
just wait for autumn De Lie


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.92862 del
Foldager was nearly boxed in like 3 times on the final 200 m as well. Missed opportunity


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.92863 del
>>92862
if he was one bike further when the sprint started he'd have won


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.92864 del
>>92859
I wonder how he would do on a serious team like Visma or Bora?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.92865 del
>>92864
he'd retire


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.92866 del
>>92864
>serious team
>bora
I also think he would retire I don't think he has it in him to actually work hard


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.92867 del
completely forgot aranburu was in the race and my team
where the fuck was he, his usual basque debuff?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.92868 del
So picking the guy who is surely in top form (MAGNIER) was the move while counting on two guys who struggle against second tiers and Hincapie's minions was not the move.
Kinda predictable.
We will get there Berts, to the iron rules of picking and vi vill vin.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.92869 del
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Emilia and Paris-Tours the new monuments confirmed.
>the cat column is shifted one position further, for whatever reason


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.92870 del
20 minute remco blog dropped


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.92871 del
Arambaru 39th, great.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.92873 del
Ah turgis DNS


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.92874 del
VOKLEN somehow still eligible for maillot bianco


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.92875 del
>>92712
proper ride that!


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.92876 del
>12 ABRAHAMSEN Joonas
>73 TILLER Rasmus
I have been cheated


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.92877 del
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>Day 2 or 5 days non-stop rain
Seems like I will have to dust off the good old rape machine tomorrow to get at least an hour in before the BIG race innit


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.92878 del
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>>92870
inshallah
>Remco saying Kurwa
wait what??? also kek at the fake sipping of the red bull. they were already having coffee, why would they drink more caffein in form of red bull?
>I'm the cousin and mechanic of Remco
lol, now that's nepotism. at least it's not a case of having a talentless brother in the same team.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.92879 del
Congrats Ketonebert, 32nd overall.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.92880 del
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>using pokemon music
nintendo suing remco
>bert bartek
ah, there's the kurwa. he says it again
and some would say this is a stretching session, but I say he's praying towards Mecca here
and brother remco ready to throw his shoe at a non-believer, like the car driver behind him that honked.
>5113 kcal energy intake
froome did win the tour with half of that


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.92881 del
>>92879
thanks, very dumb race, death to de Stier


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.92882 del
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the captain can push out some nice watts when he has to


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.92883 del
>>92880
Inahallah.
Why isn't this fraud doing any of the tdf prep races again?
Another 200 iq move from his training team?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.92884 del
>>92883
he's too mentally fragile (yes that's the official reason)


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.92885 del
>>92880
>and some would say this is a stretching session, but I say he's praying towards Mecca here
And I say he's practising getting triple ass-raped by Pog and Vinge and Sexass


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.92886 del
>>92880
He really says kurwa, heh.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.92887 del
>>92882
hell yeah https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUZwAefgisI [Embed]


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.92888 del
>>92882
Nothing an overweight bert can't do


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.92889 del
>>92885
not to forget by his own teammates


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.92890 del
>>92878
>cousing of remco
Topest kek


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.92891 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fIaETIvbM8A [Embed]
pretty gud interview of the UNBOUND and Traka 360 winner


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.92892 del
>Come home late last night hammered after /cyc/ office dinner
>Drunkenly adjust Brennan out and Strong/Foldager in
Is this the power of free vin


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.92893 del
>>92891
whats the tl;dw on how he won?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.92894 del
>>92889
Lipowitz will walk him to the hotel gently every day


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.92895 del
remco will finish above lipowitz in the tdf


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.92896 del
>>92893
food


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.92898 del
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GC. >>92897


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.92899 del
>>92893
had issues with the back and knee (sidi shoes) for a long time, he got a physio who helped him, a better coach who prescribed him proppa 3-digit egg rides, nutrition, and n illness in the last 5 months of training


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.92900 del
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>>92895


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.92901 del
>>92896
>>92899
alright


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.92902 del
>>92893
protein bars


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.92903 del
>>92898
>Absolutely shit the bed during the "warm-up" (which by the way is worth more than TdF or like 50 percent of classics season combined)
>Spend the rest of the season crawling out of the mid-30s
Every fucking year. I hate the Warm-Up so fucking much


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.92904 del
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>Spend entire season doing unsupported 9 hour solo rides in the American hinterlands
>Fueled only by gas station drinks and candy
>Finally show up to a race and flex on the peloton
>Refuse to elaborate
Kussbros, do we have a new hero?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.92905 del
>>92904
I told you months ago that you should forget about kuss and fanboy that guy instead!


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.92906 del
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>>92891
>we need him in our next show
they actually did get him wow. I'm not the biggest fan of podcasts, but these 2 have cycling autism, so it works here. and if you go back in history when they used to ride for and run their own conti team, they had some guy called Jay Vine in their team.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.92907 del
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>>92903
It could be worse.
I payed 0 attention and missed a few races completely from the get go
Now I'm full time velodrama snob and I just stage hunt.


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.92908 del
>>92904
kuss hides in south america so he's already inferior


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.92909 del
>>92870
>420 we would be under threshold
>425 we are somewhere there
ain't no way, they actually give us noombers for once. Remcos ftp is well over 425w take notes and adjust accordingly


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.92910 del
>>92909
Only 40 below pog


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.92911 del
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Spotted on Youtube comment for today's Franco Belge finish. Jose Been watching her own commentary?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.92912 del
>>92911
5 of her accounts replying as well


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.92913 del
>>92911
what if our chud opinions are a minority?


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.92914 del
>>92913
hopefully


Bert 06/10/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.92915 del
>>92914
Why hopefully? If people actually like her (which I truthfully cannot imagine aside from performative DEI types), imagine she gets promoted and you have to listen to her for entire TdF????


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.92916 del
>>92915
Well, I'd always take Jose Been over Pippa fucking York who is constantly mumbling and breathing into the microphone (for fuck's sake, fix that shit).
Btw the last time I accidentally listened to a bit of Jose Been commentary, she was paired with (I believe) Steve Cummings, who gave the strongest impression of someone who'd rather not talk to her, giving monosyllabic answers almost every time Been brought the conversation to him ("Do you think the break can make it?" - "No." [stops talking]), and sometimes even interrupting her for no reason. They had deeply negative chemistry.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.92917 del
>>92916
The sniffer is just insulting. Like it's just bad form in every way it actually ruins a broadcast


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.92918 del
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How are we feeling about today Wout bros?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.92919 del
I've realised you can just change the DNS and access to all the blocked websites so thank god I only listen to french eurosport


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.92920 del
>>92919
EU DNS providers (most of the time the ISPs but some "privacy oriented" ones do it too) filter a bunch of sites. Usually it's political.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.92921 del
>>92765
I like it tbqh, looks simple enough


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.92922 del
>>92920
Yeah in france most streaming website are, but you can just use google/cloudfare DNS and everything works. Same for useful things like anna's archive or scihub


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.92923 del
>>92922
I recommend CF over google. Also there is Quad9 (I had problems with them tho, for some reason they didn't resolved gnu.org imagine that), LibreDNS, DNS4All, and Mullvad (the VPN provider). I typically use Libre and CF. All these run DNS over HTTPS, so that's some encryption at least.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.92924 del
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are you average Berts?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.92925 del
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the UCI of football banned the Haiti shirt displaying their fight for liberation. I noticed the flag on it.
>Haiti has descendants of surviving members of Napoleon's Polish Legionnaires which were forced into combat by Napoleon but later joined the Haitian slaves during the Haitian Revolution. Some 400 to 500 of these Poles are believed to have settled in Haiti after the war. They were given special status as naturalized Haytians (legally considered to have the same legal status as Black people who were the only ones able to hold Haitian citizenship, despite being White) and full citizenship under the Haitian constitution by Jean-Jacques Dessalines, the first ruler of an independent Haiti.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.92926 del
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>>92924
At least compare us to interval.icu chads


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.92927 del
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>>92924
Sprint is still pretty lacking


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.92928 del
>>92927
>5 seconds higher than finnbert
He, better than nothing


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.92929 del
>>92925
That's crap, the flag is still blue, that's Haiti flag, and the story is some crap made up after they magnanimously decided not to butcher whatever remained from that unit.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.92930 del
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>>92926
>>92927
it is what it is


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.92931 del
>>92930
>type=Bald
>>92928
Hmm, looks like I really need to work on my sprint


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.92932 del
>>92931
No need to be rude, you can't just beat me everywhere


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.92933 del
>>92932
Well I am fairly certain that you beat me academically


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.92935 del
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hm


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.92937 del
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>DON'T Robbe


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.92938 del
>Soudal Quick-Step pulling in peloton
Hope this is a joke


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.92939 del
>>92938
Valentin is fast...


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.92940 del
Not a big fan of this Tour of Auvergne-Dauphine-Rhone-Alpes-Libere so far


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.92941 del
>>92935
suspicious


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.92942 del
>Petrolike's future does not look particularly bright. The Mexican continental team is struggling with financial problems, and riders and staff members have not received their salaries for months. The UCI has now intervened in the hope of finding a solution. This is reported by Tuttobiciweb.

>Following consultations with the team's owners, the international cycling union has set a deadline: Petrolike has until tomorrow, Friday, June 12, to settle the outstanding payments and resume operations. If this does not happen, the license will be revoked, and riders and staff members will automatically be free to seek opportunities elsewhere.

Thanks Donald


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.92943 del
>>92940
pro cycling in general hasn't been amazing this year, bar a few exceptions


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.92944 del
>>92940
Why not?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.92945 del
>>92940
Startlist is lame and a TTT that isn't on the first day is a slurp magnet.
TTT should always be stage 1 when everyone is at full strength


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.92946 del
You guys don't want to hear it but pogiless cycling is boring


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.92947 del
>>92944
Should have been an MTF, even a short one, on stage 1/2 or someting before the slurp days


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.92948 del
how come Eurosport is live in France, but France 3 isn't yet?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.92949 del
also I'm getting paranoid, are those fake bird sounds from the race to subconsciously advertise for the local bird park at the finish or are those the birbs outside?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.92950 del
>>92949
Most likely fake


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.92951 del
>>92949
Birds don't exist


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.92952 del
Reminder to watch the 4th grand tour next week.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.92953 del
>>92951
>Birds don't exist
Sauce -->
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/evidence


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.92954 del
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>>92951
...


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.92955 del
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>Wout is in the race


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>>92955
>wout is the favourite for the stage


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.92957 del
bauhaus will win


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.92958 del
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>W*ut


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.92959 del
not exactly the most exciting stage eh


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.92960 del
moto pace status today?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.92961 del
>boomer van with wout flag


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.92962 del
surely Trentin will do it today


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.92963 del
Visma kwabs


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.92964 del
so Bauhaus will win, who would have thought so.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.92965 del
gone are the days when the best sprinters were Italian and German


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.92966 del
Luckily I am an old man who wants to fill out all his retirement funds first.
https://www.mammothbikes.com/en/specialized-epic-wc-sw-2023/p-559247


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.92967 del
ugo ůl


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.92968 del
>>92966
jesus that's an expensive bike


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.92969 del
Every time a Cofidis jobber hits the front the break starts gaining again.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.92970 del
stage so boring they're just talking about remco's video now


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.92971 del
>>92966
I get that MTBs are still quality bikes, but it's so hard to consider paying road bike prices for one when I can use my road bike for things like commuting instead of us getting a second car


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.92972 del
godon is in this race


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.92973 del
looking forward to monument winner Wout Van Aert winning today


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.92974 del
don't see godon at all


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.92975 del
this road is too wide, wide roads aren't safeR


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.92976 del
waiting for wout to get gigakwabbed


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.92977 del
lame


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.92978 del
tarling what a fucking beast just pulled godon from the back


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.92979 del
Lame


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.92980 del
Wout is based :)


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.92981 del
wout = god


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Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.92983 del
weird sprint


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.92984 del
'ugo hofstetter crying and is rightfully ashamed to have lost the sprint to washed wout


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.92985 del
fuck


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.92986 del
Hofstetter a broken man among construction equipment


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and this is Wout on bad form just imagine the strength in a couple weeks when he's in peak shape


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.92988 del
offsetsetter in shambles


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.92989 del
those 6 wout pickers I mentioned the other day rejoicing today


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.92991 del
Renard-Haquin the secret pick


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.92992 del
fucking smug wout shown in top 10


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.92993 del
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Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.92994 del
where's your hair wout?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.92995 del
>>92991
That dude really came out of the wood suddenly.


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Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.92997 del
Tarling got finessed.


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Okay, time for a final taper before the le race
Perhaps will score a balkon, but that's about it
What to wear is the question since it's about twelve degrees or something


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.92999 del
wout is outperforming grug this season


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.93000 del
>>92991
more made up riders


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.93001 del
Commentator desperately trying to convince Wout that he is back because he did a 15 second sprint


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.93002 del
;_; that heartbreaking interview with hugo on eurosport


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.93003 del
>>93001
wout has never been gone


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.93004 del
the fuck German tv already live from Mexico. they are really looking forward to cover Czech Republic vs Worst Korea not people's Republic at 4am CEST.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.93005 del
>>93001
give that man a training camp pre tour and he's back to 2022 levels
grug is finished


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.93006 del
>almeida 5 minutes behind the peleton
is this just paid training


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.93007 del
>>93001
I'm convinced


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.93008 del
>>92999
it's what happens when Grug centers his season around three races: if he doesn't get any of them then it's basically a complete wash

imo he needs to drop a few pounds and start going for the hillier races as he ages and his sprint drops


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.93009 del
>>93006
Bizarre behaviour to even send him there in this state. Do they not have anyone else who could ride?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.93010 del
>>92999
in absolute awe of ompoop's power

4th cx rainbow jersey is in the bag, me thinks


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.93011 del
>>93006
he's getting paid either way, but yes


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.93012 del
>>93009
They probably wanted him doing the TTT. Almeida was fairly satisfied with his performance there.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.93013 del
>>92989
*Those Wout picking chads


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.93014 del
Godonsisters, I'm starting to think he won't get a stage win this week


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.93015 del
>>92971
It's a well kept secret but you can commute on your MTB as well


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.93016 del
>>92991
I just picked him because the name is funny


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.93017 del
Heat index up to 38 degrees today, chance of rain, and I'm sick.

Should I ride?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.93018 del
>>93017
nah that sounds like a terrible idea
16 degrees today, high chance of rain actually its almost guaranteed unless I wait another hour. Guess I will


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.93019 del
>>93017
Sure, just don't go too fast and drink


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.93020 del
Icecream season officially started


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.93021 del
was raining when I got home after work, it's still raining
one week of good weather and we are being punished


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.93022 del
>>93021
as someone living in a place with no rain for six months, you have the better deal


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.93023 del
>>93022
Nah


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.93024 del
>>93022
bless you my son for you don't know


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.93025 del
>>93023
you still get a bit of rain, we get *zero* rain

>>93024
I'm from North Carolina, we get 12cm every month


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.93026 del
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Sporza going full woutism


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.93027 del
>>93025
I don't get ANY rain from june to mid septembre basically and it's PERFECT. As long as you have aircon to sleep this is so much better than a rainy summer


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.93028 del
>>93025
go back home to remind yourself


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.93029 del
>>93027
June to September isn't so bad, things don't completely dry out; we have no rain from May to November and the air is *dry*


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.93030 del
>>93026
> Discover the unpaved route of Geel, just like Bert


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.93031 del
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>>93030
bert guides us through the unknown


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.93032 del
>>93028
I am, I can't wait


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.93033 del
>>92989
Well I hate W*ut so rejoicing is a bit much. But points are welcome


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.93034 del
>>93029
Where are you? Honestly even at 40 degree here it's goated. Wake up early, bike before 10 then do nothing all day/nap and go to the beach a 19


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.93035 del
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>>92998
Dodged rain, but just barely
Truly don't know what to wear on saturday. The promise sub 10 "feels like" temperatures at the Mirádors with mild rain whole day. Probably a based layer i warranted even. Might consider some light gloves.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.93036 del
>>93034
norcal, it's not so much the biking that's terrible than hiking: all the mediterranean grasses that were brought here for cattle forage and became invasive all die in May and we're left with brown hills until December which is depressing to look at


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.93037 del
if Memco has a 425 W FTP what is pogacar at? 450?


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.93038 del
>>93036
Not very familiar with the state tbqh, but it does seem HOT.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.93039 del
>>93026
he's hiding his hair cut under a baseball cap. I need to know how much he cut away (and the traces of dopage they contained)


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.93040 del
>>93037
Remco is also a fat sack of shit compared to Lord Pogi


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.93041 del
>>93040
he's also a manlet so that evens out the weight


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.93042 del
>>93037
I think FTP means different things for pros. But yeah at least 30 watts higher


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.93043 del
>>93042
what else would it mean


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.93044 del
consider this: altitude training in Mexico City.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.93045 del
>>93043
LT2 I guess


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.93046 del
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stüssi robbed today in malopolska


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.93047 del
>>93046
Alberto MONTI very organically czech name that


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.93048 del
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That's some very elite match saving strategy.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.93049 del
>>93045
looking at how he was sweating and completely out of breath after the 20 minute effort I think it's his actual FTP


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.93050 del
real question is why is Fortunato just doing an entire training with memco


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.93051 del
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Heatmaxxing, lfg


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.93052 del
>>93051
rode outside after the race formerly called the Dauphiné and it was 17°C. and the first other cyclist I saw was a jumbo kitwanker. damn it wout.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.93053 del
Why is Cannibal - Victorious U19 Development Team (CLUB) 2026 licensed in Lithuania


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.93054 del
>>93052
Very few fullkitwanker arounds here but there is a boomer in 2010 liquidas that I see from time to time. always make me smile


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.93055 del
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I keep seeing a boomer ride past my house with a Molteni retro kit. I kinda want it now.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.93056 del
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>>93053
what a fucking melting pot


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.93057 del
>>93054
>2010 liquidas
heh, nice. I keep seeing some guys wearing the Belgian national team jersey.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.93058 del
>>93056
wow they are collecting nationalities like they are pokemon
>the KMENT twins
>the very german name of KADRISPAHIC
that one is getting some alright results actually
>MCCRYSTAL
>the ukros
>ÖRTEL Fraser
very cool


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.93059 del
>>93057
they gave those out for free once when you rode the gravel NC


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.93060 del
>>93059
if you qualify for the WC you also get your nations jersey/suit I'm pretty sure. Since that event has a couple hundred starters there's gotta be a lot of those around


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.93062 del
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>>93058
>MCCRYSTAL


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.93063 del
>>93060
You don't even need to qualify for the NC, just pay. I could enter right now in my age bracket


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.93064 del
>>93063
I thought its the top 25% of each age group after all the qualifier events


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.93065 del
wait the WC started.
>Maroc, Algeria and Tunisia all there
>They're playing in the middle of the night
Fuck this


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.93066 del
>>93064
for the elite probably but there's also one for amateurs


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.93067 del
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>>93066
huh there's an amateur wc? World champion ... of the amateurs? Is there one per age group then? World Champion ... of amateurs ... in the age group 41-50
funny


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.93068 del
>>93067
No I mean national, for the WC you're correct that you need top 25%. Some guy from sporza around my fitness tried that last year and almost made it.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.93069 del
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>>93065
I am watching it a bit now. One of these Africans is called Shithole. I thought we were the only sport with fake names


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.93070 del
>>93068
ah yea I see, my bad


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.93071 del
>>93065
Yeah, not planning to watch a single minute of that. That would be just marginally less than Il Zheeroh.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.93072 del
I stopped watching btw. It sucked


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.93073 del
>>93072
most soccer games are like sprint stages I ain't watching that. The game times are funny kek 1-6 am for a bunch of games


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.93074 del
>>93072
way too many teams


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.93075 del
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>>93072
You've already watched. Now you are burdened with the original sin.


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.93076 del
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>red card shithole


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.93077 del
>3am game
>4am in czech'em
good luck with that


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.93078 del
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>>93077


Bert 06/11/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.93079 del
>>93077
too late for those who stay up late
too early for those who get up early


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Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.93082 del
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North Carolina actually looks like a fine area for gravel


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.93083 del
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this goes into the islam section in the cyc folder


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.93084 del
>'The situation is becoming a bit untenable' – Jan-Willem van Schip's team manager says fines for repeated disqualifications are 'unsustainable'
heh, he's bankrupting his conti shitter team in the process.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.93085 del
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landismo


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.93086 del
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How was your morning ride berts? I did a new one today, 3x4x3min over threshold (410-420W) with 1min microrests / 13min longer rests in between. Nice way to accumulate more time over threshold I guess. It's nationals weekend here in Finland and I'm a bit envious of those who get to ride there, but not this year for me I guess.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.93087 del
>>93086
Another rainy commute for me


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.93088 del
Czechia lost


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.93089 del
well aware


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.93090 del
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Wout bros?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.93091 del
>>93090
Climbing is for suckers, fuck jorgenson


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.93092 del
>>93086
The usual 1h mtb commute


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.93093 del
>Abandoned due to elbow pain
Lol what he was doing fine the last 2 days, he's gone froome mode


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.93094 del
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>>93093
Lifelong contract btw.
He really is just jewing Visma at this point.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.93095 del
>>93082
Asheville is a mecca for gravel


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.93096 del
>>93093
>comes to 78th Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes (2.UWT)
>wins two (2) stages
>leaves
chad move


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.93097 del
>>93096
The cippolini


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.93098 del
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>>93091
>>93097
climbing is for peasants


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.93099 del
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This is what it takes for a rider to OTL in a GT these days


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.93100 del
>>93099
rode 11 stages with three fractures in his lower back and a fractured rib, just like that. Take notes people


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.93101 del
>>93090
I HATE this guy


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.93102 del
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>>93100
>But Bert...my elbow


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.93103 del
>>93101
your fault for picking him, it happnes everytime


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.93104 del
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>>93090


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.93105 del
>>93102
I'm starting to think he's done with his hjaelper arc and will now start focusing on himself more


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.93106 del
>>93105
>Angry Trine noises


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.93107 del
>>93105
I think he's just done. Expect him to go gravel in 1-2 years


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.93108 del
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good news berts, I finally fit into the wedding suit. the starving ends now


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.93109 del
>>93103
The last three stages are all high mountains, Wout was never going to score more than a few puny assist points anyway.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.93110 del
>>93108
Very good! How's your weight progressed?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.93111 del
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>>93108
Nice, time for the reward feast.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.93112 del
>>93110
from 79kg in february to 72.5kg now, at 183cm. I will stay like this probably, w/kg and all that


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.93113 del
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Is this real


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.93114 del
>>93108
you will let yourself go after the wedding, won't you?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.93115 del
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>>93114
probably yes


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.93116 del
>>93113
at that size I would call it the peloton


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.93117 del
>>93112
Very nice. Height minus 110-115 in kilograms seems about right for a non-manlet cyclist, reasonably light for climbing and not yet a total skelly.
I have the opposite problem, I've lost so much weight that my nice clothes don't fit me anymore. Lost around 8cm of chest circumference and around 5cm in the waist. Shirts are still fine even if a bit billowy, but too big trousers just look silly.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.93118 del
>>93112
Nicely done. I'm at 81 myself, should try to go to 77 this summer


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.93119 del
>>93116
There's literally no real GC rider that snuck in somehow
Very femmes-esque


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.93120 del
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>>93118
how tall are you?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.93121 del
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I've been at 77kg for 15 years now.
But I suspect my muscle to fat ratio has been shifting lately.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.93122 del
>>93120
1m78


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.93123 del
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>>93121
And now I'm Dannish apparently.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.93124 del
>>93112
well starved I'm also holding at 73 kg these days


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.93125 del
>>93122
Jakobsenesque


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.93126 del
What if TUCKWELL Luke steals the GC from the favorites today

Why would they let a climber only 1 minute down go up the road with a gruppo enormo of 60


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.93127 del
>>93119
WDYM TUCKWELL is no real GC rider?!


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.93128 del
I'm 66 kg


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.93129 del
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friendly reminder one of our most prestigious berts is under 50 (fifty) kilos


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.93130 del
>>93129
*Bertas


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.93131 del
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>>93130
yes, well, at times, the majority of /cyc/ posters are actually female (female)


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.93132 del
>>93131
>>93130
they don't call us femberts for nothin


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.93133 del
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And then there's me, kicking off my tree day fast.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.93134 del
>>93125
Probably have similar FTP at the moment


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.93135 del
Im build like a brick shithouse.
176, 78kg. Slim plus short legs but chest and shoulders that mog all my taller friends. Not ideal for cycling. Seems like the muscles in that area respond extremely to even minute things. Even a few pushups per week and im the Hulk suddenly. Im envious of guys who have that muscle responsiveness in their legs thb


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.93136 del
>>93135
I'm also taking on muscles (and fat) very easily, hence the decent sprint without any training


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.93137 del
>>93136
I think this is a very interested subject not often talked about. The difference between muscle responsiveness to training from one person to another. From my personal experience there seem to be quite large differences that imho explain differences in potential from person to person much better than mentality, gritt, training discipline etc etc


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.93138 del
>>93135
>that flag
>176
how is that even possible?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.93139 del
It also seems to me that riders such as vingegaard, pogacar, evenepoel have disproportional muscle responsiveness in their lower body vs upper body


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.93140 del
>>93137
I think most of it is the difference in muscle comp between slow and fast twitch.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.93141 del
>>93138
I dont know Hansbert. My mother is even taller than me.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.93142 del
>>93135
similar buildstructure here just a bit taller
could barely fit in any skinsuit but Kalas have made a custom one for me


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.93143 del
tuckwell wins the dauphine


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.93144 del
>>93137
>>93136
I've looked into it a while ago as I am one of these as well, not a whole lot of intersting stuff besides it being a thing actually of course.
Myostatin was the one that inhibits muscle growth, so if you have mutations influencing myostatin production negatively you will be more bulky by just lifting your legs and arms once in a while.
I can live with that curse.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.93145 del
>>93144
Yeah in general more muscle is good, even though it hurts the w/kg


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.93146 del
tradling DNF
Ineos having trouble with their bikes


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.93147 del
ABANDON TARLING Joshua
ABANDON GENIETS Kevin


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.93148 del
>>93117
>ten (ten) kilograms less than my current status
well, the duvels won't drink themselves


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.93149 del
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>>93142
At what cost?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.93150 del
>>93149
180 eur, pretty comfy as far as a skinsuit goes


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.93151 del
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>>93149


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.93152 del
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>>93081
Bro I love burgers so much. I eat them several times per week.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.93153 del
>stop work early
>Pinchazo on the commute back
>Big piece of glass straight through the gravel tire
Well there goes my time off, fuck subhumans and their littering everywhere


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.93154 del
>>93153
Drinking on the street is a human right bert


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.93155 del
we live in France


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.93156 del
>>93154
just stop breaking the fucking bottles


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.93157 del
59 riders in tete and not a single one of them is from Decathlon


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.93158 del
anyone picked squillaume?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.93159 del
jesus why are they letting decathlon do all the work and throwing away their GC


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.93160 del
2 tuckwell pickers, no guillaume martin, master of philosophy pickers


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.93161 del
>>93160
Had him and Baudin on the initial pickingz.
Hopefully Holland will bring in the asthma thud and smoke these cats anyways.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.93162 del
haven't watched a Horner video in ages. what did he do to youtube that he doesn't appear in the recommendations anymore?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.93163 del
>>93162
supported B*rnie


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.93164 del
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As you know, I had to switch to chain lube because my boy Volodymyr the mechanic lubed me vaxxed chain.
And you know what, my chain and drivechain has never been cleaner.
It is clearly a testament to how well I was vaxxing previously.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.93165 del
>>93159
A classic, never understodd


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.93166 del
>>93164
Also, moving the saddle forwardd was a good idea, but I angled it a little bit too downhill and that wasn't too good.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.93167 del
Just bought my daughter some 2025 Bordeaux for her birth year. Looking forward to drinking some lights out wines with her about 25 years from now.

2025 was a great year in Bordeaux, hopefully Burgundy follows suit but I wince to think what those wines will cost...


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.93168 del
armchairrail not wearing the 13 upside down. why can't he respect tradition?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.93169 del
1st peloton reached bertville


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.93170 del
>>93169
Is Albertville the true Molsem town, Alhamdulillah, of Berts.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.93171 del
who are we rooting for in the big break
cap america?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.93172 del
>>93171
I have Holland but wouldn't mind a cheeky Squillaume or Craps.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.93173 del
>>93171
CosneKING of course


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.93174 del
nice shot of the Danish flag there...


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.93175 del
>>93171
STEINHAUSER
JASCH
ENGELHARDT


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.93176 del
france 3 and eurosport on ad break at the same time reee


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.93177 del
What is liddl doing?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.93178 del
I've seen enough, Seixas is a fraud


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.93179 del
Pablo Torres broa today we show the world we are better than Sexas.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.93180 del
>tournoi de Paris de Sumo
bossman immediately buying a plane ticket to Paris as we speak


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.93181 del
>>93177
the fuck is UAE doing, are they really hoping TORRES is going to win


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.93182 del
>>93171
hoping for Skinny Norge first win in god knows how long


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.93183 del
>>93181
I think they don't expect seixas to fight for GC


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.93184 del
I'm seeing riders that aren't even on the PCS list
FOX for example


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.93185 del
tete de la course imploding on that rampa


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.93186 del
veirhuffer you fraud


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.93187 del
byestroffer


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.93188 del
mauri already laché


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.93189 del
>>93186
Wanna talk about vansevenant ?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.93190 del
shanty town of quick step


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.93191 del
kwabstep


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.93192 del
>>93181
Also Ineos is stupid


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.93193 del
>>93186
>>93187
>Be breakaway artist
>Be incapable of breaking away
Curious


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.93194 del
SEXASS might be a fraud with letting tete win over and over


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.93195 del
mon roi...


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.93196 del
>>93193
he chuted pretty hard apparently in some neutralized start


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.93197 del
tobias haaland always does this
>Lose time
>Break break break
>Ends up in an ok GC pos


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.93198 del
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>cosnefraud

Speaking of frauds, czech commentator is predicting BIG betrayals between AYUSO PESQUERA and SKJELMOOSE


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.93199 del
>Voeckler is a simmons fan


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.93200 del
>>93197
according to the /cyc/ office fact checking department he only did it twice if you count this race


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.93201 del
>ouais, je suis laché


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.93202 del
lol what the heck, how did this happen


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.93203 del
kek former French NC Jean-Claude Leclercq saying on German Eurosport that Godon won't defend his French NC jersey against the armada of FDJ riders.
I mean he managed to do it last year, FDJ could have 50 riders and could still not win.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.93204 del
>>93200
the future is now old man


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.93205 del
>>93202
pogiless race


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.93206 del
>>93202
Basically all the teams were happy to "trap" decathlon and now fucked their own GC outside of redbull and unoX


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.93207 del
So Luke Tuckwell whoever the FUCK that is wins this fucking shit?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.93208 del
>>93207
Tuck well already shocked everybody at the Romandie volta, he's a BIG talent


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.93209 del
I just read now Von Shaert has an unknown infection in his elbow that doesnt seem to heal. Sounds seriously. Could it be one of those anti biotic resistant infections because the turd world keeps on handing out anti biotics like mints?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.93210 del
UCI should be able to deploy Pogi in emergency situations when the peloton is slurping away a prestigious race

>>93207
>Tuckwell
Sounds like a tranny


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.93211 del
>>93206
and now they're all riding when it's too late


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.93212 del
could Tuckwell hold onto GC the next two days? doesn't seem impossible if he has ~3 minutes


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.93213 del
VAN GILS betrayal


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.93214 del
>>93212
the big columbian is a pretty hard climb


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.93215 del
armirail fraudulent


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.93216 del
>>93212
I don't know, this stage is actually quite a bit easier than weekend. Still dumb as fuck to let this happen.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.93217 del
>Sasha COVI
>Mato SVECEK
big names lacheeing left and right


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.93218 del
pablito


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.93219 del
Stonehouse wins


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.93220 del
>>93211
Ineos and Liddl really are stupid


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.93221 del
Braz Afonso has been dangling for a while, classic mountain jersey


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.93222 del
Decathlon nowhere to be seen.

Maybe Seixas should get away from French team as quickly as possible.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.93223 del
peleton seems very uninterested in anything


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.93224 del
2nd pedalton so slow parrot-painter got away


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.93225 del
I was about to yell at them to stop slurping.
Happenings


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.93226 del
Kaw-kaw!


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.93227 del
>>93223
VPP must've thought the exact same thing


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.93228 del
lol and when VPP goes they all counter immediately


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.93229 del
look at that quickstep train


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.93230 del
ekk


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.93231 del
very crabs in a bucket mentality


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.93232 del
>Decathlon can't chase down a Soudal mountain train
This team is not going to podium the Tour.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.93233 del
>>93212
Probably not but it could get close. Seixas beat him with 5 minutes in l'Avenir.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.93234 del
>>93232
if all Seixas needs to do is follow Pog he'll be fine


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.93235 del
rode this climb last year, Ugine is an amazing area to spend 2 weeks of cycling in, recommended (as long as they dont have the cow disease again)


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.93236 del
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Accurate


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.93237 del
squeaaaaaaaak


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.93238 del
I hate disk breaks!


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.93239 del
attaque Steinhauser-Ullrich


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.93240 del
>>93236
orcmaxxxing


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.93241 del
My respect for the homosexuals from EF is increasing


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.93242 del
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>>93219


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.93243 del
Bruno Admiral about to drop


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.93244 del
VAN GILS kinda looks like Remco's older brother with the unzipped jersey and everything


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.93245 del
>Van gils pulling tobias
lmao


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.93246 del
TORRES goes parabolical


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.93247 del
Lmao at FDJ


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.93248 del
Is very disrespectfully exposing your nipples like that allowed in the Auvergne Rhone Alpes?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.93249 del
>>93245
they didn't exactly start with GC ambitions to be honest, cuckwell needs to pull his own weight


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.93250 del
oh so NOW GODON decides to be good?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.93251 del
Aaaaa Leo BISOOO help meeee aaaaahhhh


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.93252 del
weird racing


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.93253 del
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BODAN lachee


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.93254 del
ONLEY CHUTE


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.93255 del
CHUTE ONLEY ?


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.93256 del
Come on you GC kwabs.
I demand action!


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.93257 del
>>93256
You have GC action. Johannessen and Tuckwell on the podium.


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.93258 del
...why is Red Bull not working for TUCK


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.93259 del
ineos are such kwabs, I can never respect them


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.93260 del
Ive seen enough. Still only 2 aliens


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.93261 del
SEIXAS FINALLY DOES SOMETHING


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.93262 del
Lidl bros....


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.93263 del
Parcheggio SKJELMOSE-AYUSO


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.93264 del
Torito barely breathing


Bert 06/12/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.93265 del
Ayuso KWAB
Skelly slaving


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