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Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No. 91506
YUng guns edition

>Current and upcoming road races

30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
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07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
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07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
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17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
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18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>90489


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.91507 del
Rumor has it that Skjelmose's future with Lidl-Trek is uncertain. Do not be surprised if he has an extra sulphurous summer to impress potential new employers.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.91509 del
>>91499
cheeky tenner on O'JORGZ Matt podium


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.91510 del
>>91507
I'm picking him for the dauphiné purely because I can't afford Ayuso and they won't work together


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.91512 del
>>91496
that's besides the point; outsourcing your thinking is what's wrecking your noggin


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.91513 del
>>91508
the only reason I would ride this bike would be to be seen riding around town on this bike


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.91514 del
>>91512
That's like saying people should still be solving logarithm by hand


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.91515 del
Why did nobody mention our boy PLUTO won bigly today


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.91516 del
>>91514
it's clearly not, there's already tons of research on this


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.91517 del
>>91516
It's a tool, just learn how to use it


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.91518 del
>>91481
My dad does because he has a bad back and finds it hard to get on and off bike unless he drops the seat


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.91519 del
>>91508
looks based, whats going on with the brake cables though


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.91520 del
Can't see any other scenario. Seixass is gonna murder everyone at dauphiné.

But he'll probably blow up ala pelizzari in the third week of the tdf


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.91521 del
>>91520
thanks Sean


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.91522 del
>>91520
I can see it, sexass will follow pog and blow up big time and disappear completely


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.91523 del
WOUT for twelve that's a steal innit


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.91524 del
ah Roel Van SINTMAARTENSDIJK my favorite four pointer
in you go


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.91525 del
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>>91456
My beloved Time Xpresso. Miss them like you wouldn't believe.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.91526 del
mfw Seixas drops Pogacar


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.91528 del
>>91527
what's this deviant up to anyways? Is he going to pop off now or what, very lackluster season so far


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.91529 del
>>91528
form his training I gather he's going to be a slave for the coming months
maybe he'll be free in the tour when ayuso inevitably fucks up


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.91530 del
>>91523
it's funny seeing him that low; he's got a realistic shot at three stages


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.91531 del
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>>91529
>>91530
I see he chuted in training a week ago.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.91532 del
the fuck does veloman see in Buchmann, dude should be 4 points
the guy hasn't even scored a PCS meme point the entire season


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.91533 del
>>91532
he does not want to see him picked EVER


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.91534 del
>>91532
George knows its gonna piss off someone so he'll do it.
You can tell he has his own little list of guys he always overprice just to piss people off.


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.91535 del
>>91531
he really said fuck the aerobottles


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.91536 del
>>91535
He seems to do a lot of like nine-hour unsupported insane rides, so he probably just wants to put the biggest bottles he can in there


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.91537 del
>>91531
I was referring to WOUT


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.91538 del
>>91530
GODON is a better rider than VAN AERT


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.91539 del
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What is this mickey mouse race, I have never heard of it and why does it deserve a Velogame


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.91540 del
>>91537
you did but will he outscore GODON


Bert 06/05/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.91541 del
>>91540
it'll be interesting to find out


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.91543 del
skelly is in this race? and how will lidl manage him and ayuso again?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.91544 del
>>91543
free for all, UAE style


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.91545 del
>>91536
He's a gas station king drinking monsters and cola zero


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.91546 del
>>91545
>cola zero
cola zonder carbs, whats the point


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.91547 del
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>>91546
he's eating the carbs
I find his strava very enjoyable to follow


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.91548 del
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>Monster zero sugar
what a boomer


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.91549 del
>>91547
Those sweet look kinda tempting, ngl


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.91550 del
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>>91549
the bert load out


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.91551 del
>>91550
Light drinks are disgusting, just buy sparkling water


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.91552 del
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I definitely wasn't stuck in the old thread for the whole evening


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.91553 del
I shall be on a ride, but the femeninas are running the Colle delle Finestre today


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.91554 del
>>91553
Top tier bait


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.91555 del
lotto's 28 year old devo rider is TT champ of japan


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.91556 del
>>91555
so lotto dev gets the 50 free UCI points and not the motherteam?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.91557 del
>>91556
Yes


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.91558 del
>>91557
so you made it back home? what car parts did you lose this time?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.91559 del
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>>91558
No I am still in BADEN-BADEN but can't be bothered to enter the wifi password, it is like 5000 characters. Checkout is at 12 and then I have a six hour drive home


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.91560 del
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Back to the 13€ schnitzel and 3€ wine


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.91561 del
>>91560
Wanted to get schnitzel yesterday so I went to a biergarten but they only had FLAMMKUCHEN. It was decent but not picture worthy


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.91562 del
>>91560
brother is eating 5 schnitzels a week


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.91563 del
>>91562
Plus the gf tax


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.91564 del
>>91560
This is not as good a schnitzel as the last one


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.91565 del
>>91564
It's also 1/3 of the price


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.91566 del
FUCK, have just missed 200kg deadlift.
My instinct to let go instead of power through when I feel being right on the limit won.
But looking at instareplay my ass just shot back and at knee height I was already lifting with my lower back.
So that's good thing I have let go, surely.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.91567 del
>>91566
you should start track cycling


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.91568 del
>>91567
At this age all I should be starting on is to ease up on the strength training to drastically go down with mass and start VO2 maxxing.
Although I will still give it a few more years, I enjoy doing it, enjoy the noombers which I am not exactly chasing but which come my away anyway, enjoy how being thick-big fucks with people's primitive instinct and makes them defer, don't want to stop yet because this is also an admission that a part of my life is definitely gone and never coming back.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.91569 del
dani martinez seems underrated, looked decent this year and should be leader


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.91570 del
I was 50 cm away from getting perro'd, a border collie who jumped like 2 meter high fence, just to leisurely cross the street


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.91571 del
>>91570
heroic dog jumps 2 meter high fence to say hello to bertaczek


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.91572 del
>>91570
he thought your pedals were a squeaky toy


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.91573 del
>>91569
Do we know whether he went back to Colombia for training and "training"?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.91574 del
https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/06/maximum-cycling-thoughts.html
UCI says the current computer are the limits. Somehow the crowd of always complaining people are... complaining


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.91575 del
One of those days where getting out the door is a struggle. I know it'll be fine once I get going - it always is.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.91576 del
>>91574
how does this effect the normal market, we aren't bound by the UCI
is the argument that they just won't make big computers if the pros don't use them?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.91577 del
>>91560
looks decent, where was it?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.91578 del
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proper ride that, need some schnitzel meself now (or three)


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.91579 del
>>91574
It's all just a weird hastily thrown together thing and it's hard to figure out where this is even coming from. Size of device means almost nothing. Reckon a larger screen is better in many ways, than the 130s lots of the pros use especially on Mountain stages/TTs where you have to squint to see anything.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.91580 del
>>91577
Same place, alt Wien. Nice ride BTW, how is the weight-loss coming?

>>91576
I guess. Also who buys 1k€ computer bike anyway


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.91581 del
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It's extremely Marlenover


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.91582 del
>>91581
time for another hypno session


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.91583 del
>>91580
I am at 72.5-73 now, that was me pre winter-bulking weight so pretty happy. the suit (barely) fits. the quads got fatter so the suit pants are always an issue


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.91584 del
Afghan champ spotted


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.91585 del
>>91581
she is still there?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.91586 del
>>91585
not anymore


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.91587 del
>>91579
Yeah, I don't see a trend towards huge ass bike computers among the pros.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.91588 del
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Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.91589 del
getting ptsd flashbacks watching this climb


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.91590 del
>>91589
who will be the simon yates of today?
lamborghini?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.91591 del
>>91586
she diesels her way back


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.91592 del
>>91588
They don't even pretend not to squeak anymore.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.91593 del
>>91587
Yeah, even outside the weight/aero nerds, the Wahoo ROAM and Garmin 8x0 is what the vast majority use on normal stages. You'll see a few use an Garmin 10x0 but I would bet no one is using the ACE.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.91594 del
>>91590
I believe in Antonia.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.91595 del
DNFs galore


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.91596 del
>>91590
Is that Simon Yates (giga kraaak) or Simon Yates (gifted win due to knuckleheadery)?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.91597 del
>>91591
playing voiture balai


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.91598 del
>>91595
half the peloton isnt good enough for this climb


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.91599 del
>>91596
win due to knuckleheads
van der breggen and vollering hate eachother so it will happen


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.91600 del
>>91598
maybe ¼ but yeah


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.91601 del
Bert's "tramp stamp" is out again 🤭


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.91602 del
zigert surprisingly good


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.91603 del
>>91602
weeell and she got dropped kek


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.91604 del
>>91602
she's the female gall
mindless uphill pedaling in an ugly bike posotion


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.91605 del
>>91602
and gone


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.91606 del
>stage getting jonas'd


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.91607 del
apparently there is some avalanche thats blocking the road or smth


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.91608 del
>>91590
anyone but a yellow bee


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.91609 del
>>91607
finish today is 1km before the top


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.91610 del
BOOOOO


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.91611 del
>watching the femmes unironically for non-gooning purposes


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.91612 del
>>91611
Lauren Dickson was showing a bit of cleavage


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.91613 del
Crazy to leave it this long to make that decision. Do they even have radio coverage


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.91614 del
niedermeier got this


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.91615 del
>>91613
yeah but it's funnier to rig the results


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.91616 del
>>91599
Unlikely, there are no satellite hjaelpers left in front, while Yates had Wout who made all the difference in the valley.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.91617 del
>>91616
well it doesn't matter anymore, there's no valley


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.91618 del
>>91617
bit rude to lauren dickson


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.91619 del
rip my gf Niamh...


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.91620 del
german eurosport commentator is SEEETHING about that decision


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.91621 del
>>91617
You're right, what a joke.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.91622 del
lol marlen


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.91623 del
Demi looks weak


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.91624 del
>>91623
I think she'd have attacked by now if she felt good


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.91625 del
is anyone gonna do something


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.91626 del
CAM ON RICHIE


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.91627 del
mommy Anna slow-motion attaque


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.91628 del
>>91624
she's """""""attacked""""""" several times


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.91629 del
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>>91626


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.91630 del
where's the massive sheet of ice


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.91631 del
>>91630
not gonna ride under it are they


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.91632 del
>>91629
dopeur AND annoying? not for me


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.91633 del
>>91631
I see it now


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.91634 del
>>91633
I don't think they've shown it, that's safe ice


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.91635 del
waste of stage tbh


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.91636 del
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According to PCS, they already crossed the peak.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.91637 del
Previous couple of king's stages of feminene ciclistas racing were pretty cool but this put their entire """"sport"""" back 40 years


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.91638 del
lol


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.91639 del
lol how did she even see the finish was there


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.91640 del
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nice finish line


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.91641 del
I'm the guy fondling their asses "to give them a push"


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.91642 del
>>91636
he also didn't see big marlen reeled in almost everyone 20 minutes ago


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.91643 del
legendary Dannyyyyyy is there


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.91644 del
they are sending them forwards anyway?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.91645 del
>>91644
cooldown innit


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.91646 del
Czech commentator speculating if european champ jersey has priority over king of the kom jersey


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.91647 del
Impressive damage control from Marlen


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.91648 del
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Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.91649 del
>>91647
Almeiding her way up


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.91650 del
Business idea: Manon kisses me on the penis


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.91651 del
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Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.91652 del
Really wonder what sort of runner the great Seff CAN KERCKHOVE gonna be.
He's 190 cm short but he climbs very good.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.91653 del
>>91651
I don't enjoy gazing upon old people much less if they are female


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.91654 del
>>91653
Not a big fan of mirrors either 2bh


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.91655 del
Gruel not starting in grand prix brussel for anyone who had him


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.91656 del
Recon was uneventful to be honest.
The race profile is very climby, up and down, but almost no rampas, mostly 5% climbs.
I predect no less than 100 (one hundred) chutes fatales early on, some of the high speed curvas in descents are nasty as fuck.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.91657 del
>Heistse Berg (0.68km à 2.4%)
kek


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.91658 del
EF rider absolutely heemed by road furniture


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.91659 del
6 cofidis riders pulling and then lost all positions lmao


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.91660 del
>>91659
classic cofidis


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.91661 del
van den berg/hobbs or waerenskjold wins


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.91662 del
it's hobbs


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.91663 del
>>91660
but still got 2 guys in the top 10
Picnic non existent


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.91664 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G-W3zJMxazM [Embed]

remember to degreasse and clean your quick-link ™ with a toothbrush before you assembly you're chain


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.91665 del
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>well known chain vaxxers out there


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.91666 del
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>>91658
stolen from Rusbert


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.91667 del
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>ynr Remco EVENEPOEL


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.91668 del
>>91667
he's in the box never to be seen again


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.91669 del
>>91667
we will all remember him when he wins the tdf this year inshallah


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.91671 del
>>91670
those who bless remco will be blessed, those who cursed remco will be cursed with bike problems


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.91672 del
>>91671
kek


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.91673 del
>>91671
What about those who disrespect De Lie?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.91674 del
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>>91673


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.91675 del
Kaiserwetter today, where is the blogposting berts?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.91676 del
>>91675
been raining for a week now


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.91677 del
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Alright I am BACK. That fucking Swiss fine is already here of course. 6 km/h too fast means SIXTY eurodollars. For FUCK'S sake


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.91678 del
>>91677
Australia is similar


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.91679 del
>>91675
I did a hard ride with 2 friends today and halfway through I led us onto a farm road where they both flatted within the same 100 meters. There was nothing on the road or rather nothing we could see but we all pulled small black shards from the tires - since they were busy patching and pretty spent I ventured on alone


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.91680 del
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>>91677


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.91681 del
>>91677
why would you go over the limit?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.91682 del
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Watching The Lost City of Z in 1 hour 45 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.91683 del
>>91675
I did 90 minutes of tempo on the trainer.

It's like 37 degrees here and muggy. I won't even tell you the heat index but it's bad


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.91684 del
>>91677
It has to be implemented here, one of the half-measures which actually bring solving the Polish question one step closer.
Hurting the apes where it hurts the most, in their shekels.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.91685 del
>>91675
Traveling back to occitanie today. Ride tomorrow


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.91686 del
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>>91685
smart to flee now


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.91687 del
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>>91575
Yeah that was just fine, as expected. Stupid brain.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.91688 del
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he looks so old


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.91689 del
>>91688
he's entering middle age


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.91690 del
>>91687
just wondering what's your max heartrate?


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.91691 del
>>91688
Adrie is old


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.91692 del
are we picking ayuso berts? I'm conflicted


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.91693 del
>>91692
no way


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.91694 del
>>91692
Da


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.91695 del
>>91692
No, I hate him


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.91696 del
>>91693
everyone else also kinda sucks
onley?
vauq in that final weekend?
only interesting one is the norge but his team sucks dick for the TTT and will probably lose like a minute or more


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.91697 del
>>91696
I'm rolling Onley, Godon and Bilbo. Godon is going to rake in so many points I'm salivating as I type


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.91698 del
My volodrama ranking has fell in the dumpster after that giro.
Time to bring the risky picks and gamble it all


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.91699 del
>>91696
Not picking Rajtuzo, too volatile. Vauq will be good enough, he has already proven himself. One doubt of mine is Bisiaux and Gordon but I think Bisiaux will be good enough and Godon will surprise again.
Norge is in as well, even both of them with the yellow one.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.91700 del
>>91699
then I'll pick ayuso so atleast one of us will do well


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.91701 del
>>91692
nah mate not a goomler I'm glad to say


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.91702 del
>>91692
I'm seriously trying not to, but I really don't know who else to pick, can't trust any of these frauds.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.91703 del
just pick emu, trust me, big comeback happening


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.91704 del
>>91690
Somewhere like 190-195. Don't go there often


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.91705 del
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>>91703


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.91706 del
>>91703
even veloman does not want me to pick him


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.91707 del
>>91705
the face of a medieval peasant perishing during a famine


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.91708 del
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>>91705
Grimpeur, just like... Biermans


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.91709 del
>>91708
categories assigned by their IT guy who doesn't watch cycling when he made the website


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.91710 del
>>91708
kek


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.91711 del
I'm going /elite/ because I have to, I'm Seixasless and I'm even giving fucking Ratchooso yet another chance.


You'd be forgiven for thinking a mentally ill person built this team, but I can say that I'm at peace.


Bert 06/06/2026 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.91712 del
me team is garbage


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.91713 del
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My team is perfect, as usual. Now for the gambling gods to fuck me over in ways I could never have imagined, as usual.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.91714 del
My Giro team was good and I got FUCKED so I just made some shit teams in 1 minute now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.91715 del
I don't gamble, so I always win
p*ying attention to ciclismo is the real moral victory all along


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.91716 del
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how does this even make sense
matthews broke his wrists in february and google rode RVV


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.91717 del
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Oh FUCKING hell, 1 kilometer less and it would have been only 20 bux. I keep getting SCREWED by everything and everyone


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.91718 del
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>>91717
pay your fine, swine


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.91719 del
>>91717
pay up. you can speed as fast as you want in Deutschland.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.91720 del
>>91719
untrue


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.91721 del
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We live in Hamburg


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.91722 del
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

VEISTROFFER Baptiste has missed the slag

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.91723 del
>>91722
NOT so fast..


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Good ride today, legs felt good.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.91725 del
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post em


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.91727 del
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Went Seixasless and somehow still ended up with basically the same team as everyone else. Great.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.91728 del
Can't scrape how I did because I scrape the list from below the jerseys and Jorj somehow unplugged it from however he unhid the names until now, it is all this
>Hidden Until Race Start
>Hidden Until Race Start
>Hidden Until Race Start


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.91729 del
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Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.91730 del
Kek, Tismbert really made the team in 15 seconds, shits given: none.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.91731 del
Loose broken collarbones> still moving around.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.91732 del
FML


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.91733 del
Riccitello is SICK
Watch for the spread in decat.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.91734 del
I love my boy georg


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.91735 del
>Jorgenson speaks french
Didn't know that, pleasantly surprise


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.91736 del
First time picking Wout in a stage race. We'll see how this goes.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.91737 del
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30 Jordi Meeus
26 Biniam Girmay
20 Søren Wærenskjold
20 Milan Fretin
16 Tom Crabbe
12 Noah Hobbs
8 Laurence Pithie
5 Arvid De Kleijn
5 Alexis Renard
4 Jonas Abrahamsen
3 Rick Pluimers
3 Anthony Turgis
3 Stanisław Aniołkowski
3 Paul Penhoët
3 Sandy Dujardin
2 Vincenzo Albanese
2 Riley Sheehan
2 Danny Van Poppel
2 Simon Dehairs
2 Alberto Dainese
1 Rasmus Tiller
1 MILAN MENTEN
1 Toon Aerts
1 Tom Van Asbroeck
1 Michiel Mouris
1 LEWIS ASKEY
1 THIBAUD GRUEL
1 Marijn Van Den Berg
1 Steffen De Schuyteneer
1 Matteo Moschetti

>6=

4 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Tom Crabbe Noah Hobbs
>CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS
>Marq Qwabendish
>MVDF
>OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Tom Crabbe Danny Van Poppel
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka


2 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Noah Hobbs Laurence Pithie
>Quick Rundown
>frfr on god


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.91738 del
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>>91736
They are back THOUGH.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.91739 del
>>91737
Hummmm, is my entire team DNS?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.91740 del
>>91736
he's winning 4 stages


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.91741 del
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ABANDON RICCITELLO Matthew


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.91742 del
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quick one before the rain starts, even got a PR on a climb I've done a hundred times


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.91743 del
>>91741
SEIXAS top mountain domestique abandoned 5 minutes into race?!?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.91744 del
>>91741
Kwakobsenesque.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.91745 del
>>91741
Damn he better get well before Tour de France.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.91746 del
>>91742
The magic of not being FAT


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.91747 del
>>91742
Leistungbros feasting


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.91748 del
>>91736
he crashed before dauphine during tt training


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.91749 del
>>91741
>>91725
Hehehehe


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.91750 del
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ABANDON GILMORE Brandon
ABANDON TENE Rotem


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.91751 del
Anyway it is another case of me picking Veistroffer and immediately he does nothing but it's FINE I am NOT angry


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.91752 del
>>91751
Bro it's an 8 stage race RELAX


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.91753 del
>>91751
we haven't even finished the first stage yet Bert


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.91754 del
>>91749
it's all so tiresome


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.91755 del
>>91754
You may be the only one who picked him.
Hope at least the collarbone stops being annoying.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.91756 del
any bert watching erzberg rodeo?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.91757 del
>>91755
Im collarbone Bert and i dont goomble


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.91758 del
>>91756
Bro we have Seixas riding big mountains in France


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.91759 del
>>91756
I am watching the Hamsburger Ironman


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.91760 del
ALMEIDA lachee
AERT lachee
** lachee


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.91761 del
GODON lachee


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.91762 del
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tdf fever


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.91763 del
Veistroffer lachee


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.91764 del
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>>91724
my quota for today mr shekelbert
I hate headwind


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.91765 del
>>91763
Need to lose time to get in the break every day


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.91766 del
>>91765
They fear the Veistroffer GC threat


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.91767 del
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>Voeckler on the moto
Yeah, it's summer all right


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>>91725


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.91769 del
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>>91757
Hmh, noted.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.91770 del
>>91768
Wait could you do this


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.91771 del
Pedalton should let the break win this one to be nice


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.91772 del
>>91755
>>91757
>>91769
how would you like to differentiate us, there are too many with a dutch flag


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.91773 del
>>91768
Why do you keep stealing my teams, it's almost exactly the same


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.91774 del
> cosnefraud


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.91775 del
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Wtf Brussels Cycling "Classic" has the Congoberg. That should not be allowed, where are the action committees


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.91776 del
>>91774
kek how does he never perform in stage races that aren't those french meme ones


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.91777 del
>>91776
Many such cases


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.91778 del
>>91772
I know there are at least three of you here, I think even four now, you can at some point which one is which, excluding even writing cues like capitalizations and all.
I just thought I am seeing too many like with the Finns where almost all different people I imagined turned out to be one Bertele.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.91779 del
KEK at how Bobbie Traksel pronounces Luke PLAP


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.91780 del
>Decathlon pacing on a climb
>Gap to break increases
Uh, savior of French cycling bros??


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.91781 del
>>91772
One of you writes very slowly, because of the broken collarbone
One of you is not funny at all (Autismbert)

It's really simple to tell you apart


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.91782 del
>wout crashed before the race
jesus christ dude, need to get those 5 chutes a year in


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.91783 del
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I was gonna mock the great Daaan HOOLE how comically overgrown he looks on his bike but then I realized that's exactly how I look on a bike


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.91784 del
>>91783
and you're half as aero


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.91785 del
Baudin is winning this


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.91786 del
>>91782
For FUCK'S SAKE


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.91787 del
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>>91784
but I am VERY aero


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.91788 del
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Hoping weather will clear up later today. On/off showers all day so far. I will not be rained on.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.91789 del
Had BRAZ AFONSO as my 6 guy, still think TRENTIN will get more points but it would be nice to have him today.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.91790 del
>>91788
risk it, me did the same


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.91791 del
>>91787
your bald head doesn't count


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.91792 del
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I don't think I'll see rain until septembre. Heat training coming soon though


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.91793 del
>>91781
Its true my writing reflects my deproosed state of mind -collarbert


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.91794 del
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>>91792
and you want to move from there.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.91795 del
>>91794
Yes, well


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.91796 del
If you pony up the extra 5 shekels for HBO without commercials do you still get the annoying ads on live sports or no?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.91797 del
>>91792
Southern france is really another world.
Meanwhile its 18 and i'm in a hoodie.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.91798 del
>>91796
Of course you do


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.91799 del
>cramps on stage 1
kwab


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.91800 del
peloton is going ballistic


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.91801 del
Is Almeida just done with cycling? What is his problem


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.91802 del
>>91801
mysterious illness that felled him
said beforehand he was only training for like 3 weeks


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.91803 del
>>91801
probably bad responder to modern doping masked as "weird virus", same as lafay


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.91804 del
Captain America pulling, it's time for el rato


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.91805 del
>>91796
Just watch on Sporza


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.91806 del
random alpecin dude pulling at the front


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.91807 del
Bilbao pickers in shambles


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.91808 del
Felipe pickers in shambles


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.91809 del
Lots of shitters lachee


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.91810 del
>>91802
>mysterious illness
He will go the way of Jakobsen and Uijtdebroeks. He had a good career. RIP.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.91811 del
I hope none of you believed in DNF Maritnez


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.91812 del
>>91808
People picked DNF ? Lmao


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.91813 del
what a bloodbath


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.91814 del
Baudin doing well


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.91815 del
Johannessen lachee (Anders)


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.91816 del
>>91811
thank god I stopped listening to the yt goombler a while ago


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.91817 del
>>91816
Dude had a crazy giro team


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.91818 del
What's with the constant Jegat cam


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.91819 del
>>91796
it used to be good and ad-free when it was Discovery, but after being swallowed by HBO it has become a horrorshow


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.91820 del
Baudin wins, peleton slurping


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.91821 del
>>91820
Good ending


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.91822 del
My boy Pogi would be going supersonic past Baudin right now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.91823 del
>>91819
I was thinking of getting it actually. The price is still the same but what else changed?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.91824 del
>>91820
I told you this already


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.91825 del
anus horrible for ben healy


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.91826 del
Benoît HEALY lachee


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.91827 del
Peacock announcers keep pronouncing it "bawd-een" and it's driving me insane


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.91828 del
>Proud Homie lachee
shadow ban after his super sulphurous 2025


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.91829 del
>>91823
I'm leeching on someone else's account, only for cycling, so I don't know all the details. Most of the cycling stuff is the same, but there are ads now. Roughly the amount you'd get watching Eurosport on cable.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.91830 del
>>91827
Czechs say "Bo Daan" as in Daan Hoole


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.91831 del
Johannessen lachee (Tobias)


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.91832 del
Tobias pickers in shamble


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.91833 del
Johannessen pickers, it's over


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.91834 del
Norge dropped, the first skeletons coming out the closet


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.91835 del
lots of frauds exposed on day one


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.91836 del
Eh, seen his form going down.
The other one also not that high up the peloton.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.91837 del
Squad looking sharp,Fishbros


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.91838 del
Baudin wins GC here. France never loses a WT stage race again


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.91839 del
somehow dnf returned


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.91840 del
torty troon is the new UNO-X leader


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.91841 del
But also surely this is also day one after a longer break, they will get into rhythm.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.91842 del
>>91829
I guess I will save that money then. No way am I paying to watch ads.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.91843 del
>>91837
It's not the same without crampy


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.91844 del
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The infamous Visma train is pulling, GC superstars are getting lacheed left and right and yet BAUDIN keeps on gaining time on lote principal


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.91845 del
>>91839
Pop again


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.91846 del
luv me Big Jorgz
end of


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.91847 del
>>91844
Caught dopeur btw


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.91848 del
MARTINEZ POVIDLA lachee again


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.91849 del
king ramses still there bros


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.91850 del
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>>91847
There's NOTHING wrong with tramadol


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.91851 del
seixas too afraid to attack


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.91852 del
>>91827
>>91830
José Been pronounces it correctly, of course


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.91853 del
>>91851
230 km stage tomorrow, nobody wants the jersey


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.91854 del
>>91853
he also said he's saving for the TTT


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.91855 del
Vermaerke of all places? Fucking slurpers


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.91856 del
allez parrot


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.91857 del
Decathlon immediately responding to VPP


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.91858 del
>>91853
*He* would've told Politt or someone else to go to the front and deal with it no questions asked. Why can't he tell Hoole to do the same?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.91859 del
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VENDRAME and VERMAERKE are actually two different runners
Who knew?!


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.91860 del
>>91854
I think it was more that he wanted the whole team to be able to save for the TTT tomorrow


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.91861 del
>>91859
Wait till you here about VERVAEKE


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.91862 del
>>91860
But the TTT is not tomorrow


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.91863 del
>>91859
Wait until you find out Roglic and Pogacar aren't the same person


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.91864 del
>>91859
there's a runner named VERMEERSCH also


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.91865 del
deserved win but my god this is boring


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.91866 del
>>91859
samuel dumoulin and tom dumoulin are not the same person but they are related


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.91867 del
>>91862
Indeed, so they need to save matches tomorrow. Which they can't if they have the jersey.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.91868 del
So much slurping


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.91869 del
Wait till you learn about Hans Frank and Anne Frank


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.91870 del
you rarely see that many cramps in week 3 of the tour


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.91871 del
My guys got the -din part right, but Bau- is "boo".


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.91872 del
Pacher must be there then but that is a LITTLE bit late FDJ


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.91873 del
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If VOYER doesn't squeaking about bowden tonight then he's a fraud


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.91874 del
Not sure this "Sexass" even classifies as a pescetarian at this point. I can't see him filleting a Fish atm.

Certainly not a cannibal.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.91875 del
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>>91866
Samuel Dumoulin, now there's a runner!


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.91876 del
>>91874
When he wins the last three stages and GC with 2 minutes to the UAE dopeur then you will change your mind


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.91877 del
lol that FDJ slurper don't give a shit about skjelmose
we're here for 12th postion in the sprint son


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.91878 del
This Doughfiné is gonna be pretty great, no clear hierarchy


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.91879 del
Parra and Castellon. Caja upping their dopage for le Tour


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.91880 del
SEIXAS in 2eme peloton!


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.91881 del
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PLAPP goes paranormal at the front
BAUDIN's gap is still the same


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.91882 del
why are they letting onley ride away


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.91883 del
>>91879
Good!


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.91884 del
Del Toro just chilling at the back while everyone rides away


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.91885 del
>>91882
Netcompany? Never heard of that team before I don't think they will be relevant this race.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.91886 del
what the fuck is ayuso doing now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.91887 del
Finally Seixas wakes up


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.91888 del
Ayuso doing a 5 second pull. Great job buddy


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.91889 del
Ahhh should have swapped Baptiste for Ramses ahhh.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.91890 del
>>91889
I am also angry


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.91891 del
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Movistaresque tactics all around, I love it


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.91892 del
>>91891
Jonas and Tadej take a break and everyone forgets how to race. Good stuff.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.91893 del
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Bowden wins
One of the most doped performances of the year


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.91894 del
I am extremely angry


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.91895 del
all hail ramses


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.91896 del
Wait you guys slept on debruyne?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.91897 del
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>>91894


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.91898 del
holy slampig in the EF jersey


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.91899 del
>>91896
No, but I preferred a few breaks and some KOM points from Baptiste than Ramses' 4 top 20 spots.
Turns out it is already on top 2.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.91900 del
Gr. Povidla-Healy 3 minutes behind
Behind them Tobias HOLLAND


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.91901 del
>>91893
Looks like a miniscule chemical variation on Tramadol


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.91902 del
Seixas rushing to take a SHIT
It's over, he's ill just like RICHIETELLO


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.91903 del
>>91900
Attention payers know this is a calculated strategy that worked exactly as planned in the Basque tour.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.91904 del
>>91902
he's just like me


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.91905 del
>>91900
Johannessen right in front of Buchmann, not bad


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.91906 del
van gils in the gruppo GC men, not bad for the first race back


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.91907 del
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Okay time for Belgium
Looks like PEDERSEN and PEDERSEN are present in the Gr. Pedersen-Pedersen


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.91908 del
Love it when they catch some semi-notable guy standing at the road-side


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.91909 del
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>>91908


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.91910 del
ZOIDL BEING LAUNCHED
How will STÜSSI respond?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.91911 del
It's possible STÜSSI has long been lacheed at this point
But ZOIDL still present and accounted for at the Spitze


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.91912 del
attack on the congoberg, like old times sake


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.91913 del
>>91906
Tuckwell > Van Gils > Martinez
Interesting hierarchy at Red Bull


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.91914 del
>>91910
>>91911
they even got a heli, impressive coverage


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.91915 del
>>91796
you do not get ads on live sports, in cycling at least


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.91916 del
>>91913
kinda expected tuckwell to be the best after romandie


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.91917 del
-ACKovi-ack goes solo


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.91918 del
>>91913
I did put the axelgaard preview in chatGPT to read it.
He was also quite curious about tuckwell, especially since he wasn't sure if he was a puncher or more of a climber.
Also he literally shat on DNF in that article ( and he was right )


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.91919 del
-ACKovi-ack -ACKED


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.91920 del
wtf happened at the femmes


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.91921 del
grande vorarlberg
der Pole Jan Jackowiak and der Finne Borremans humbled.
also quickstep needs to promote Bravo as GC rider in the world tour.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.91922 del
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Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.91923 del
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>>91920
>>91921
what is happening!


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.91924 del
>>91920
what the fuck, did van der breggen and vollering do a del toro


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.91925 del
>>91924
but they went over the alto together


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.91926 del
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Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.91927 del
>>91924
apparently they both gambled when NIEDERMAIER attacked and did not follow, now the old hag lost the virtual GC kek


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.91928 del
>>91920
Yates/Carapaz/Del Toro situation habbening


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.91929 del
>>91925
you can do a del toro whenever really


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.91930 del
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Ordnung und Fortschritt für Quick-Step und Brasilien.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.91931 del
>>91930
all I can say, bravo


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.91932 del
>>91928
what wtf thats kino I'm tuning in


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.91933 del
vollering shouldn't ride, what does 2nd or third matter to her
make that old bitch ride


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.91934 del
w*men tactics
#126 not dropping back to bring back the maglia rosa


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.91935 del
>>91929
Hag ven der breggen getting cucked out of two """""""""""""""""grand""""""""""""""" tours wins in a row would be VERY funny


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.91936 del
>>91934
*162


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.91937 del
Unfortunately Demi as a hjaelper


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.91938 del
>>91934
she's behind the maglia rosa


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.91939 del
>CANYON//SRAM
ick


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.91940 del
>>91939
zonder crypto


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.91941 del
>>91939
also known as Team Paypig


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.91942 del
>>91939
we ALL AGREED that Canyon makes the best bikes


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.91943 del
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Sucks that they're both working rather than fighting over it


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.91944 del
>>91943
wait for the next rampa when the fdj hjalper is gone


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.91945 del
>>91943
braindead tactics by FDJ/Suez to be honest (to be honest)


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.91946 del
points are already in. bertaczek takes the lead with his Baudin and Bisiaux picks.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.91947 del
>>91945
UNLESS they are confident Demi gonna drop the hag on the Colletta di Brondello which looks VERY unlikely (don't quote me when it happens)


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.91948 del
Danyyyyyyy wat moet ik doen


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.91949 del
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>>91946
nothing personel


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.91950 del
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2 big /bert/ nations absolutely humiliated by a debt dodger


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.91951 del
>italian time keeping


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.91952 del
>>91950
Throwing out me tzatziki as we speak.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.91953 del
what the fuck are these women doing


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.91954 del
LOOL


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.91955 del
split in the peloton after Kapelmuur and boss berg


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.91956 del
Son of Dick goes solo now?
Surely a satellite move


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.91957 del
del toros excuse was he was a braindead 19 year old zoomer, whats the hags (ex WC) excuses?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.91958 del
Eurosport doing the Giro 2025 Finestre ad


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.91959 del
>>91957
have you seen how dutch women work together, they hate each other


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.91960 del
Tit FONTAINE is a great name. Almost like he could not be Justed.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.91961 del
>>91614
I knew it


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.91962 del
>>91957
>>91959
"Dutch woman" is at least as powerful


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.91963 del
Ok, let's toon in and see who can despair about his goomble.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.91964 del
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>dutch women


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.91965 del
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CUTE


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.91966 del
>>91965
kiss the sticker swine


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.91967 del
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>>91965
if I was in that peleton it wouldn't have gone down that way


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.91968 del
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30 Paul Seixas
23 Baptiste Veistroffer
20 Valentin Paret-Peintre
16 Jørgen Nordhagen
16 Matteo Trentin
15 Dorian Godon
15 Kévin Vauquelin
15 Juan Ayuso
12 Oscar Onley
10 Isaac Del Toro
8 Tobias Halland Johannessen
8 Daniel Felipe Martínez
7 Cian Uijtdebroeks
7 Ramses Debruyne
6 Léo Bisiaux
6 Wout Van Aert
5 Luke Plapp
4 Gal Glivar
4 Georg Steinhauser
4 Clément Braz Afonso
4 Alex Baudin
3 Henri-François Renard-Haquin
3 Mattias Skjelmose
3 Matteo Jorgenson
3 Joan Bou
2 Santiago Buitrago
2 Maxim Van Gils
2 Luke Durbridge
2 Mathieu Burgaudeau
2 Brady Gilmore
2 Hugo Houle
2 Luke Tuckwell
2 Ben Tulett
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Benoît Cosnefroy
2 Jordan Jegat
2 Carlos Rodríguez
2 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
1 Marco Frigo
1 Nikias Arndt
1 Gorka Sorarrain
1 Pello Bilbao
1 Cristián Rodríguez
1 Steff Cras
1 João Almeida
1 Jan Castellon
1 Andreas Kron
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Jefferson Alveiro Cepeda
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Mattéo Vercher
1 Ben Healy
1 Mathis Le Berre
1 Matthew Riccitello
1 Ethan Hayter
1 Pepijn Reinderink
1 Bryan Coquard
1 Quinn Simmons
1 Rudy Molard
1 Michael Gogl
1 Iván Romeo
1 Samuel Watson

>7=

2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Jørgen Nordhagen Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>/pinot/


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Isaac Del Toro Gal Glivar
>Patje`s Angels
>MVDF


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Jørgen Nordhagen Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Clément Braz Afonso
>/pinot/
>frfr on god


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Jørgen Nordhagen Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Cian Uijtdebroeks
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>/pinot/


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.91969 del
>>91965
UCI sticker ban when? it's getting out of hand.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.91970 del
Time to see what happens when the hjaelper is done


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.91971 del
Who is this slobbering retard in Brussels tiz feed, the infamous "Pippa"?
Sounds like some absolute decaying husk.
>it is pippa


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.91972 del
>>91971
insane that that "person" is allowed to commentate over literally anyone else
it can barely speak


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.91973 del
>>91970
hopefully vollering slurps so the hag loses her mind


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.91974 del
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>>91967


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.91975 del
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so in hindsight putting a mountain at the beginning of the stage was a good idea


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.91976 del
>>91975
but they were together on the climb


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.91977 del
Antonia needs to promise the stage to lamborghini and then they'll get motopacing on top


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.91978 del
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someone could have died here


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.91979 del
>>91977
that should be implied


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.91980 del
>>91977
They'd have to drop fisher-black on her dad's bike first


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.91981 del
>>91972
His actual commentary isn't that bad. It's just that creaky voice and the sniffing that is awful


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.91982 del
some Eritrean is streaming the Sporza feed on youtube, so you don't have to listen to the annoying anglos. don't ask me how far behind it is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Fz5eJf7NwE [Embed]


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.91983 del
vollering is stupid


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.91984 del
>>91982
Noice, it is good.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.91985 del
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Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.91986 del
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emotional support was given to avb by the French cock


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.91987 del
and now what demi? you gonna close that 1:30min gap yourself? kek


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.91988 del
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>>91984
it's real bunkers


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.91989 del
How could she possibly gain enough time at this point. Should've ridden from the bottom if anything


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.91990 del
>>91986
>neet going to Italy for his usual simp
My tax money hard at work


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.91991 del
that boomer filming with front phone cam...


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.91992 del
>>91988
That's a block of nougat.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.91993 del
>>91992
Tuna actually


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.91994 del
>>91993
Goddamnit, knew me glasses are becoming too kwaked for me eyes.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.91995 del
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Mikel HONORE in serious conditions after a chute

>stable
>7 broken ribs
>3 broken vertebrae
>and of course a collarbone
>punctured lung

https://www.bt.dk/sport/dansker-i-alvorligt-styrt-nu-melder-holdet-ud


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.91996 del
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vollering allergic to pink fumes


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.91997 del
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Anna catches Demi, they both stop riding and Niedermaier wins the il giro. Please


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.91998 del
>>91995
I assume >>91666


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.91999 del
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>>91995
It was that bollard crash? FUCK!


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.92000 del
>>91998
>>91999
Yeah probably it


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.92001 del
rooting for a Fisher-Black win somehow


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.92002 del
these roads look horrendous


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.92003 del
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>>91999
this one?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.92004 del
What happened in the TT. How did demi lose so much?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.92005 del
Zigart chuted in that horrible descent


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.92006 del
>>92004
cheating with a lighter bike


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.92007 del
how long until big marlen appears from behind and pulls for anna?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.92008 del
>>92002
Average meds roads tbqh


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.92009 del
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please consider this is RAI time keeping and is made up.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.92010 del
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This is gonna happen
>Demi gonna catch Niedermaier
>They gonna start looking at each other
>All will refuse to ride
>Van den Hagen catch up


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.92011 del
>vollering reaches the front
>they stop working
>hag wins with like a second


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.92012 del
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we triple view now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.92013 del
>>92005
Tour is over Seixas wins the next seven


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.92014 del
>>92011
demi can just continue pushing with the hatred for sd worx and the hag


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.92015 del
Honestly any outcome at this point will be hilarious


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.92016 del
>>92011
PPATTT
>>92010


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.92017 del
vdb loosing time


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.92018 del
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So they will actually work together?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.92019 del
het is voorbij


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.92020 del
the jumbo-sd worx partnership vs the fellowship of fdj-canyon//sram


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.92021 del
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most dangerous animal in ciclismo


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.92022 del
why is fisher black even riding
she wins nothing by doing this


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.92023 del
nice leadout by longo borghini


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.92024 del
>>91995
Broke nearly every bone in his body. Poor guy.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.92025 del
>>91995
and that was with the thing having protection around him
without it he'd be Bjorg Lambrecht'd


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.92026 del
swapping over to brussels, there's some stuff happening


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.92027 del
>>92026
gruppo compacto a moment ago


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.92028 del
>>92027
some weak attacks by abrahamsen and turgis


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.92029 del
>>92025
I think it is the fall on that curb that broke him.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.92030 del
>>92022
top5?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.92031 del
wow Demi is actually doing it


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.92032 del
>>92030
demi would have ridden her to top 5 regardless


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.92033 del
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het is vorbei


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.92034 del
>>92022
dunno, she used to be demi's slave at sdworx
maybe demi got some dirt on her or bribed her


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.92035 del
john degenkolb spotted as best picnic rider


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.92036 del
parade of norwegian polderbullies out in full force


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.92037 del
Aanval after aanval.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.92038 del
abrahamsen actually held off an entire peleton on these roads once


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.92039 del
There he goes.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.92040 del
CHUTE


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.92041 del
chute brussel


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.92042 del
chute


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.92043 del
>colby simmons also has the simmons hair
get your own schtick loser


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.92044 del
toč of wheels innit


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.92045 del
picnic train, it's happening


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.92046 del
crabbe is a positionlet


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.92047 del
MASSIVE CHUTE


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.92048 del
chuuuute


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.92049 del
cofidis runner collected


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.92050 del
Another val, someone got collected.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.92051 del
looks collected


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.92052 del
Fretin/unknown cofidis rider wins


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.92053 del
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maus af frentin?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.92054 del
who was the guy sleeping on the road before the sprint?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.92055 del
It might have been ANIOŁKOWSKI collected.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.92056 del
It is.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.92057 del
>>92055
it is, he looks shell shocked


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.92058 del
>Dainese
GREAT


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.92059 del
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polish riders did get collected today


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.92060 del
beasterbos 4th


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.92061 del
What was the EF runner doing anyway before the meta anyway, zig zagging back and forth?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.92062 del
>>92061
Following the moto


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.92063 del
maus
frentin
girmay
biester boss
181 arvid der kleine
tietema rocket guy
total energies guy
lotto guy (troon aerts?)


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.92064 del
fuck I had Muller and then adjusted because I had so many free points...


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.92065 del
>>92061
Really odd behaviour. Maybe didn't want to be obvious about following the moto but it just looked stupid. Just follow the moto - it's not your fault it's there.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.92066 del
>>92063
>tietema rocket guy
How dare you not know the great Tobias MÜLLER


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.92067 del
>>92063
MULLER
TURGIS
TROON


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.92068 del
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demi DSQ for celebrating longo borginis victory


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.92069 del
daaaany ik meut heule


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.92070 del
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Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.92071 del
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girls are all crying


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.92072 del
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squeak


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.92073 del
SDworx is an unlikeable team so this is fine


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.92074 del
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9 fold lager
10 phenotype


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.92075 del
Knew this HOBBS guy was a psyop.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.92076 del
holmgren got kwabbed


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.92077 del
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waiting for axelfraudsters ausschlag, but Flanders Classics is so slow:
Warenschild
Crap
Hobbs


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.92078 del
>>92077
gonna take an hour atleast


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.92079 del
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firstcycling is first again
>29 Warenschild
>98 Hobbs
>18 Crabbe
>64 Pithie
>22 Renard


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.92080 del
>>92079
hey I picked 3 of those guys and dujardin


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.92081 del
Waar gruel?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.92082 del
SEIXAS /tdf/ GC /bet/ in free fall


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.92083 del
>>92081
I made a post warning gruel pickers... I'm sorry bert


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.92084 del
Biestergod saves Picnic again


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.92085 del
>>92082
y tho


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.92086 del
>>92085
didn't win by 3 minutes today


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.92087 del
>>92083
I was away for a few days, things happen


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.92088 del
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No decency whatsoever....


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.92089 del
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>>92088
>french runner
>supersulphurous
>instant invitation to the le /tdf/

>eastern european trash
>supersulphurous
>shadowbanned and never spoken about

the silent racism is defeaning


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.92090 del
>>92088
we all feel a little stupid


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.92091 del
Looks like I can maybe go ride now without getting rained on. Pray for me


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.92092 del
Why are French the biggest dopeurs now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.92093 del
>>92089
this guy is at the front now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.92094 del
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>>92092
The sideric pendulum is swinging the other side


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.92095 del
>>92088
EF is so strapped for good runners they pulled out Valgren from the Giro so he could have 2 extra rest days in case they need him to ride Tour de France.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.92096 del
>>92095
And don't forget James Shaw, whoever that is. Vital to their plans.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.92097 del
>>92095
surely carapils and powless will finally make an appearance


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.92099 del
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GC. >>92098


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.92100 del
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>>92099
it's not looking good


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.92101 del
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>>92100
Hold still Bertman.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.92102 del
>>92099
Heh nice


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.92104 del
>>92099
tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.92105 del
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rate me drunk homemade schnitzel


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.92106 del
>>92103
who is van gils trying to fool, they were riding slowly


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.92107 del
>>92105
is that jam with your fries?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.92108 del
>>92107
preiselbeerenmarmelade


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.92109 del
>>92105
is that marmelade with your fries?
is that a baby portion?
looks good though


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.92110 del
>>92106
that's not true we were riding fast


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.92111 del
>>92110
bora cucks are not capable of riding fast by world tour standards
they are snails


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.92112 del
>>92111
I'll have you know Jordan Mouse has won four sprints for Bora this very year.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.92113 del
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>>92105
Looks good. Nice colour .
I Just hope you have some self respect and it's veal or at least pork.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.92114 del
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>>92113
>I Just hope you have some self respect and it's veal or at least pork.
bert its sunday evening, its leftover schnitzels. it could be pute even.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.92115 del
>>92099
>lose 500 pts because you didn't change the team
It's a hard game


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.92116 del
>>92105
scran/10


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.92117 del
>>92103
Actually, a moto was hidden in the bushes a few corners later.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.92118 del
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He's basically retired, isn't he?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.92119 del
>>92118
yeah and since vingo can't beat pogi anymore there's no reason to train anymore
jorgenson will learn this soon


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.92120 del
>>92112
and he is going to win not even half of that with Lidl


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.92121 del
>>92118
>Pick Wout for first time ever
>He publicly admits he's in shit form as soon as race starts
Why does God do this to me


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.92122 del
>>92121
the goomblegod givith and the goomblegod taketh away


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.92123 del
>>92121
you deserve it for not picking ONLY you are boys


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.92124 del
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Why can't this retard just follow the rules


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.92125 del
>>92124
what did he do? I assume since he rode the last 3 stages without a DSQ it can't be the bike


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.92126 del
have you ever wanted to watch a cat III race from Oklahoma sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon? now you can!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MSj2T71nAk0 [Embed]


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.92127 del
>>92125
Non compliant clothing


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.92128 del
>>92126
FYI for Euroberts, Tulsa is one of the biggest events of the US crit season


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.92129 del
>>92128
well it says day 3, so I would assume it's kinda big.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.92130 del
>>92127
the team must be losing a lot of money on this guy


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.92131 del
>>92124
>“non-compliant clothing equipment”
kek
>At the Ronde de l’Oise, Van Schip had already been warned. During stage 2, he received a 200 CHF fine for a handlebar position judged to be dangerous to himself or his competitors, although he was allowed to continue on that occasion.
someone in high places wants him out of the sport simple as


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.92132 del
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dog bless


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.92133 del
>>92130
maybe they make him pay the fines himself


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.92134 del
>>92132
average kuss poster


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.92135 del
>>92126
man the broadcast is sudaca tier I can count the pixels
I know some guys who have been racing this and other american races in previous years I wonder if they are in there too


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.92136 del
what is non compliant clothing even, what did he put on


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.92137 del
>>92136
>What is non compliant clothing
Ppattt >>92132


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.92138 del
>>92136
>what did he put on
Roglic NT kit from the Visma merch store


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.92139 del
>>92136
no idea I can't find anything on it anywhere. Pisses me off I really want to know what it is, maybe his meme glasses kek maybe all cycling glasses need to be authorized too


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.92140 del
I also wonder what his bike looks like
>a handlebar position judged to be dangerous to himself or his competitors
did he cook up something new? If he was riding like he did when they last DQ'd him it would probably say so


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.92141 del
>>92139
but why the last stage is what I want to know, it has to be something specific he did today or maybe some UCI honcho came down and saw him on the startlist
>measure his socks boys

>>92140
I think that's just his setup again when he puts his forearms on the bars


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.92142 del
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chute


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.92143 del
>>92141
it's probably the later, the high level UCI party official noticed his existence in this race and notified his goons to have him taken out


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.92144 del
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tyler hamilton's son?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.92145 del
>>92143
Based


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.92146 del
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So it happened AGAIN. We can blame WADA, we can blame UCI, we can praise the commissioners but the truth is, it's simply too much. Handlebars, jerseys, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me worng, I still have full faith in Paul Tabak and the lads, but MASSIVE investments are desperately needed in the R&D season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances not getting DSQ'd again next race. Not racing like this.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.92147 del
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kek was looking for some info, atleast they play into it


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.92148 del
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the US have A LOT of race license categories, I'm really surprised there are enough riders to fill that many races. Not even counting junior categories.
Here we pretty much just have jedermann aka unlicensed, masters aka non-elite old people (30+) and elite which requires a UCI license and that's pretty much it and I think it's like that in every european country.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.92149 del
>>92148
for me it's williams townie


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.92150 del
>watch out for the German riders from Alpecin
so your bros are there again?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.92151 del
>>92149
what the hell did they mean by that


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.92152 del
>>92151
it's the locals social ride


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.92153 del
>>92152
so its 15 minutes of normal people riding the course huh


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.92154 del
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ouch
you would expect cat I/II to be able to properly descend.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.92155 del
>>92154
crit racing takes balls


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.92156 del
>Bertina floated the idea of the sulfur tofu eggs for the baby
No. Never again.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.92157 del
>>92154
beautiful slowmo recap of that downhill chute. The virgin >we don't need to see that! vs the chad enhance and zoom in on that I want to see their tears


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.92158 del
>>92154
Ummm, have you ever seen highlights of American crit racing?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.92159 del
>>92158
cat V highlights yes.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.92160 del
>>92154
I think there were many a chutes last year in the very same curva


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.92161 del
cleveland, Ohio


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.92162 del
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>>92091
Started raining the exact moment I stepped out my front door, but managed to convince myself to go anyway. Only rained (a bit) for the first 10 minutes or so. 3x20 minutes on the edge of z2/3. I think there's a point to them, but I just like how it feels. Going fast-ish but not feeling particularly hard. Good times.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.92163 del
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Deutschland erwacht in Amerika


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.92164 del
>>92163
purchase simplon


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.92165 del
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stolen from rusbert. remco was in München the other day.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.92166 del
>>92165
don't purchase specialized it's a canyon-tier brand


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.92167 del
well, those German lads are long gone.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.92168 del
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After all, why not


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.92169 del
>>92168
you hear that brtek
simplon not canyon
simplon not specialized


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.92170 del
gap so big, they can safely let people pass the road between the German Spitze and the peloton.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.92171 del
>>92169
🏳️‍🌈Simplon🏳️‍🌈Pride🏳️‍🌈
hm


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.92172 del
>attacking your own team mates


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.92173 del
>>92171
yes
there a problem with 🏳️‍🌈 ??


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.92174 del
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>>92173
Inshallah you might get stoned for it in these parts of the world


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>>92174
unironically true I think a good chunk of my peers would beat me up if I showed up with pride symbols


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.92176 del
national champion of Bavaria?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.92177 del
>>92176
we finally managed to splinter off hurray


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.92178 del
american crit shitters humbled by german mountainbikers in their own discipline.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.92179 del
>>92178
to be fair they are not even racing the pro category (maybe not possible) it's kinda expected that they crush this


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.92180 del
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he's rooonin to the line


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.92181 del
Chute comicale, and then running to the finish line for some reason.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.92182 del
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I was looking at the Crit Drama Instagram account just to laugh at videos of crashes. Some team hired Angela White, the porn star, to do like a Cameo for them which was posted on the page. I followed that post to Angela White's Instagram and clicked on stickied post to laugh at Middle Eastern and Indian men propositioning her in the comments. Some Iranian guy has like a whole fan page dedicated to her with posts like this.

I included the convoluted story to explain why looking at Iranian Angela White fan pages is actually cycling related.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.92183 del
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chute of the camera drone


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.92184 del
>>92182
Come to Bangladesh I receive you


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.92185 del
>>92182
And what did you say her name was?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.92186 del
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I puked at the end of this effort


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.92187 del
why is there a shirtless commentator what is this


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.92188 del
>>92187
he's in his undies >>92132 for reasons beyond our understanding


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.92189 del
>>92186
>Max HR 194
Based. It's amazing to me how many people have never pushed themselves to the point of physical collapse.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.92190 del
>>92186
good effort then, gains inbound


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.92191 del
>>92185
Angela White, the Australian porn star and next Queen of Iran.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.92192 del
pwoah that is one fat brotha


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.92193 del
sovlklahoma


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.92194 del
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Go to sleep instead of watching this """sport"""
I'm seeing everyone at the /cyc/ office stand up tomorrow 9am, you better be at least collected if you're not attending.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.92195 del
>>92194
I ain't workin tomorrow


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.92196 del
>>92194
why is there a feed zone, aren't these races short?


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.92197 del
>>92196
Zones 5 and 7 the whole time innit


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.92198 del
>>92196
yea they are all sub 1h or so idk why there is a feed zone


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.92199 del
>>92196
In America, we would find it difficult to get thru a one hour race without at least a burger and perhaps some chips.


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.92200 del
>>92186
based
increase in watts and ALSO in w/kg then


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.92201 del
the guy who got 2nd earlier uploads to strava with stats btw, he also won yesterday https://www.strava.com/athletes/12552208


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.92202 del
>>92199
I read this and pictured the entire peloton stopping to take a bite of burger, an elaborate ad for a local burger franchise


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.92203 del
>>92197
So you need like, one gel. Doesn't seem like that'd justify adding a feed zone with all the risk that adds.


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Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.92205 del
We need drones for WT sprints. That's an awesome view


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.92206 del
>>92204
I could and would demolish that plate right now


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.92207 del
scored 24 eggs and an avg heartrate of 170 for 4.5 hrs for my ride yesterday
illnessbros... we are so due


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>>92206
i was thinking the same thing


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.92209 del
>>92206
>>92208
Listen our bike racers may be shit but we have elevated the burger into an art form


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.92210 del
luv me burgers
luv me schnitzels
luv me duvels
luv me rampas
'ate slurpage
'ate dopage
end of


Bert 06/07/2026 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.92211 del
You'd think we could occasionally produce a good cross rider or something with all these dudes doing VO2 max races


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.92212 del
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I have to admit, I believe in Seixas, but how was he isolated today on medium toughness mountain stage with basically no GC attacks? And Onley/Vauquelin go up the road?

Maybe Decathlon isn't ready for the big leagues. I don't know. I'm just worried. I know he doesn't need to win the La Tour this year but today was a bit amateur hour if you ask me


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.92213 del
skored 20 eggs beneath glorious sunset
evening ride gods, our cups runneth over


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.92214 del
>>92212
Bisiaux was actually in the Onley group
why he didn't drop back to pull for Seixas, I don't know
also they lost Riccitello, who would have been one of Seixas' strongest climbing domestiques, to illness, and possibly he's not the only on the team who's ill


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.92215 del
>too hot to sleep windows closed
>Opening windows is a symphony of mosquitoes + shitty motorbikes + retard playing loud music in their cars
Living in the third world when it's hot is a nightmare.


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>>92156
you mean THIS culinary crime?


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.92217 del
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>>92162
>Going fast-ish but not feeling particularly hard
the joys of tempo rides, this bert gets it


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.92218 del
>>92216
Eggless eggs


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.92219 del
>>92216
I would not even feed this to the pigs


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.92220 del
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My Staszek got collarbone, elbow and wrist collected.


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.92221 del
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>>92216
Tofu eggs are actually quite delicious if you know how to cook them, I make them quite often for my wife.

Anyway, nice endurance ride to kick off the week.


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.92222 del
>>92221
solid ride, you still ride inside in june?


Bert 06/08/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.92223 del
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I have seen the picture before but every time I am shocked and it haunts me. Maybe it triggers the autism or something, like a yucky surface that you can't stand to touch. Even thinking about it makes you shiver. Like the sensation of nails on a chalkboard.


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