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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No. 93520
Non Michelin Dining Edition

>Current and upcoming road races
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT

12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>92460


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.93521 del
Dopage


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.93522 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.93523 del
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>>93522
rip to some big brothers in there


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.93524 del
Wtf is this profile


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.93525 del
>>93523
pls don't post fake pics bert


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.93526 del
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>>93525
the man is a goldmine we don't even need shoops


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.93527 del
>>93526
at that point, the regular helmet HAS to be more aero, with these open fairings and all


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.93528 del
>>93527
I also wondered if it doesn't just work like a parachute without the visor
should have just given one of those aero helmets they use in non TT's


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.93529 del
He obviously doesn't give a fuck

>It was more comfortable' – Felix Gall defends unusual lack of helmet visor after shipping time in Giro d'Italia time trial.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.93530 del
>>93522
FUCK W*ut


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.93531 del
more elite DNS just dropped


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.93532 del
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>>93531
brutal shit


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.93533 del
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>>93532
some more


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.93534 del
>>93532
this is already outdated, as well as bertek's X chart
>Healy Ben (EF Education - EasyPost)
>Reinderink Pepijn (Soudal Quick-Step)
>Leemreize Gijs (Team Picnic PostNL)
>Corkery Dillon (Team Picnic PostNL)
>Faure Prost Alexy (Team Picnic PostNL)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.93535 del
>>93534
PPATTT


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.93536 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.93537 del
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Matias Ahtosalo wins ITT Finnish NC ahead of my teammate Axel Kllberg. 410W for 36min, not bad. The aero superstar Savukoski third, Makogon humbled. Gonna be interesting road race tomorrow with Källberg vs Ahtosalo again.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.93538 del
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allez les mecs
I'm going on a ride, hopefully nothing interesting happens


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.93539 del
>>93537
will you race tomorrow?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.93540 del
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Heh my boy Glivar crashed and abandoned before the official start.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.93541 del
>>93539
>>93539
Unfortunately not, the baby/family situation is rather difficult. I'm stuck at home on the trainer.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.93542 del
>>93541
A fate worst than death


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.93543 del
Not the baby of course, I'm just glad I don't have to rape until octobre


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.93544 del
>>93540
safer than crashing on the slippy slopes


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.93545 del
Pray for Bertacek.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.93546 del
>>93541
I'm in the Zwift group DIRT (Dads Inside Riding Trainers) and I didn't know how real that is until baby


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.93547 del
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>hazardous by loose gravel on the road


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.93548 del
>>93546
Heh yeah, with the first baby it was ok but now with a baby and an active toddler there's no way I can do proper putdoor rides. At least there's nap trainer rides and raping while working.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.93549 del
oh come on...


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.93550 del
chute sexass


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.93551 del
>>93549
Ajusted the tdf team
jonas IN


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.93552 del
>>93550
goodbye France sisters


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.93553 del
Now all the teams that didn't pull thinking seixas would win are going to feel a it stupid


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.93554 del
>>93549
If Del Dopo wins because of this I'm going to squeak.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.93555 del
Oh for FUCK's sake


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.93556 del
Is he really 3 minutes behind??


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.93557 del
somewhere a certain KOOIJ is smiling


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.93558 del
If Decathlon isn't pulling back the entire team wtf are they even doing


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.93559 del
Where the fuck is he ahhhhh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.93560 del
>Gap between peloton and group Seixas is increasing
...

It's over for good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.93561 del
Tuckwell is gonna win isn't he...


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.93562 del
>>93561
Yes. Whoever that is


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.93563 del
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2027 will be Fr*nce's year


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.93564 del
4 minutes. He must be completely fucked up


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.93565 del
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>>93563
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.93566 del
Looking grim today


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.93567 del
>>93560
...and Bisiaux, APP, and Proudhomme are still slurping in the peloton


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.93568 del
>>93542
not everybody can live in the south of france


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.93569 del
>>93567
Prodhomme is supposed to be his most loyal servant after that gift last year...


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.93570 del
>>93568
Do you really sleep 10h per night? God damn it I'd give up the world for that


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.93571 del
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I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.93573 del
>>93570
no had a 2h nap yesterday after lunch. 8.5h is normal


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.93574 del
>>93573
>8.5h is normal
still jealous as fuck. I slept 4h this night


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.93575 del
>>93573
>2h nap and still had a full night's sleep

Is it possible to learn this power?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.93576 del
Bisiaux in tete. Seixass wont finish this stage.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.93577 del
>>93574
what are you doing my bert?

>>93575
4 drops of homemade hash oil at 8pm and you will sleep like a baby


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.93579 del
>>93577
Wake up at 3 trying to fall asleep for the next 2 hours and then giving up


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.93581 del
>>93579
just relax bert.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.93583 del
Skelly Ayuso sisters theres blood in the water


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.93584 del
Heh.. luckily I was on a shop run and will be munching on lettuce with cream, cucumbers with cream, new potats and egsh.
Silly race this.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.93585 del
Gap around 3 minutes now down from 4 minutes. Sexyass coming back?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.93586 del
>>93579
that sucks, had that same problem through most of me teens and twenties. thc fixed my sleep problems for good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.93588 del
We live in TARA


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.93589 del
>>93585
Two minutes now


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.93590 del
>>93588
Scarlett O'Hara?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.93591 del
Good race director, that


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.93592 del
Be HBO
>take your money
>heres a 7 minute commercial after 2 minutes live goy


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.93593 del
>UAE and Visma going all out


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.93594 del
>america betraying their oldest ally


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.93595 del
>>93593
could maybe discuss it if there wasn't a break away. Can't expect teams to throw away the stage because seixas took a tumble


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.93596 del
I'm ready for lacets kino


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.93597 del
>>93595
Watch them stop when they catch up


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.93598 del
>>93592
Funny thing is whenever they display ads you can cut the stream and then start it back and there won't be ads.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.93599 del
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I just had a vision:
>Berthet does an Maciejuk
>Prodhomme pulls until heart attack
>Bisiaux somehow wins


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.93600 del
Seixas has chased back on. Now let's see how many matches he's burned


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.93601 del
>>93600
his cadence looks good he’s good to go


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.93602 del
>>93598
>u can cut the stream and then start it back and there won't be ads.
Will try this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.93603 del
>>93600
Let's hope he didn't forget to eat


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.93604 del
>>93597
>>93595
And they're gaining time again


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.93605 del
>Vlad van Mechelen shacking his head when he sees seixas back
kwak


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.93606 del
>>93605
Saw it too kek


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.93607 del
Uhhh, Franco freres?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.93608 del
>>93607
shameful


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.93609 del
>>93607
This is the deal. He stays on a French team and in return gets the help his fraudulent teammates can't provide.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.93610 del
>>93607
Nobody gives a fuck if you are a big name.
Remember Wout in msr?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.93611 del
>>93610
Cav cheated TdF climbs for decades lol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.93612 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.93613 del
>>93612
love the hat, great look patrick


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.93614 del
>>93612
the don has spoken


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.93615 del
>>93607
Litterally every big name does that
First time watching cycling ?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.93616 del
Vöckler undressing on the motobike shown live on France 3


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.93617 del
hope my boy Bert (Brtek) Bertaček is skoring good eggs in the gruppetto


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.93618 del
600-700m over the ocean yesterday


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93619 del
>>93618
what tire width and pressure are you using on such Belgian roads?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93620 del
>>93617
Probably dnf because his wheels fell off or something


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93621 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93622 del
>>>93618
You can't suffer in california


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.93623 del
>>93618
I like the one where you chute comicaled into a dried tuft of grass
this one is nice too I suppose


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.93624 del
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>is named Finn
>is therefore allowed to start at Finnish ITT NC


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.93625 del
>>93620
my guess will be another bonk brutale from not slurping enough protein bars


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.93626 del
>>93624
QUAYE Finlay will surprise in the porvoos this upcoming masters RR


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.93627 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.93628 del
>>93627
group 13's the charm!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.93629 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.93630 del
>>93627
he can still win


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.93631 del
captain america pulling hard for ayuso?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.93632 del
parrot paintor the worst pick


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.93633 del
>>93627
Emergency schnitzel will get him back on track!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93634 del
Tuckwell in problemos


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93635 del
well it's sexover


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93636 del
Paul SUXASS


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93637 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.93638 del
>>93632
surely he will win tomorrow


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.93639 del
Kek no one wants to give water to the norge


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.93640 del
nobody gives him water kek


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.93641 del
>>93632
kinda weird that the most starved rider is only a mediocre climber


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.93642 del
piss eau help me


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.93643 del
>>93639
>>93640
you jusr know he’s a bully


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.93644 del
Betrayer attacks!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.93645 del
Ben Toilet better than Jorgenshit


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.93646 del
Lol this Caja runner is doped


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.93647 del
Jorgenson, Johannessen and Cian all have a bad sprint. This will be easy win for Del Toro.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.93648 del
AyusoGOD


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.93649 del
>>93646
runners*


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93650 del
>>93649
Parra and Jantje Castellon. Not normal


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93651 del
>>93645
Nah. Just blindly following the wheel, not keeping track of Jorgenson. Bad hjaelper


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93652 del
Anyway Tuckwell still has it easily


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93653 del
Ayuso wins the Dolphin?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.93654 del
>>93446
>>Ayuso Pesquera 34
you did goomble, bert?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.93655 del
That's a nasty climb but fully in the woods it's not kino enough


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.93656 del
we haven't heard his very good English in a while


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.93657 del
Hey the Finnish ITT NC was today. Did Finnbert not participate?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.93658 del
rampas!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93659 del
CAM ON LUKE


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93660 del
they all look like they ran out of gears


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93661 del
>>93657
PPATTT


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93662 del
>>93660
they're just like me


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.93663 del
>>93660
Bertaczeck hommage


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.93664 del
Ben toilet lachee


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.93665 del
Lel Toilet almost into the ditch


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93666 del
>>93660
1x would have prevented this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93667 del
Tobias pretty good today


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93668 del
>>93661
No. Is he getting lazy?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93669 del
>>93667
he needs to save some energy to bounce across the line


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93670 del
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>>93666
>removing gears gets you easier gears


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93671 del
Del Dopo goes


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93672 del
jorgenshit no longer collecting data


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93673 del
Lel Toro dropping some frauds


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93674 del
kinda rude to not be showing Tuckwell's time


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93675 del
Oilniggers we win again


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93676 del
dopo nuclear thermo


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93677 del
Toro merda
UAE culo


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93678 del
>>93675
c'mon


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93679 del
the next remco still there


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93680 del
>>93678
I cant say that on here?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.93681 del
>>93675
with oilmoney you win


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.93682 del
>>93680
I mean I'd rather you not; you can insult the UAE in other ways


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.93683 del
>being washed at 19


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.93684 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93685 del
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Come on Paul


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93686 del
>>93683
soon, balding


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93687 del
so who's the next french hope? Anything coming up?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93688 del
>>93680
it's alright I allow it you have a pass 👍🏿


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.93689 del
>>93687
gotta wait another 10 years


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.93690 del
Rat bros....


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.93691 del
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>>93688
seems like the burgerberts take offense


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.93692 del
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fibonacci sexass


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.93693 del
Hij is ribbedebie Michel


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.93694 del
>>93692
His lower back will be cursing him at 22


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93695 del
FUCK Ayuso.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93696 del
What the hell Jorgenshit looks purple


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93697 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93698 del
Torito


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93699 del
>>93696
good zinc sunscreen


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93700 del
>>93697
Hmm that looks like DNF


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93701 del
>>93697
yes, (rick)well?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93702 del
>>93697
what happened big guy?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93703 del
Meanwhile, Copenhagen Sprint WE, Wiebes on the start list. Gee I wonder how that'll go.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93704 del
>>93698
don't like him but good to see him not be fraudulent


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93705 del
>>93697
Speak! Drop the blog!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.93706 del
>>93703
Gee is also on the startlist?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.93707 del
Just ate 1/3 of italian iskrem, but I am an adulting adult and I closed the box, put it back to the freezer.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.93708 del
>>93697
It's fine. It's going to be fine.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.93709 del
This climb looks grim


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.93710 del
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Nothing, it went well
I am responding to the Dauphine


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.93711 del
>>93710
How many eggs?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.93712 del
he wasted 2 seconds with his celebration that he might still need


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.93713 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.93714 del
kek @ dab on vismoids and France


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.93715 del
>>93710
pas normal


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.93716 del
Seixas........


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.93717 del
how much did lidl pay for ayuso again? No refunds


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.93718 del
seixass ded


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93719 del
>>93717
not the worst investment 2bqh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93720 del
Yeah, he's not starting tomorrow


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93721 del
Sexas completely dead


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93722 del
>>93710
no news is good news, surely


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93723 del
Caja will go full Kern Pharma in the Le Tour


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93724 del
holy shit


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.93725 del
>>93719
>"15 million euros" - Patrick Lefevere makes astonishing claim of how much Lidl-Trek paid to buy out Juan Ayuso's UAE contract
that's HORRIBLE


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.93726 del
>>93725
How much for remco?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93727 del
>>93725
okay that's pretty bad


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93728 del
That's not really cheerworthy Kevin


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93729 del
>>93723
Somewhere the Tietema lad is seething.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93730 del
>>93728
doesn't know how far back he is


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.93731 del
That bow looks so stupid. Gotta find a different gimmick


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.93732 del
>Lefevere even used a popular Belgian expression to underline that the move was out of Quick-Step’s reach. “That wasn’t food for our plate,” he said. Yet a few months later he watched Lidl-Trek close the deal for the Spanish rider, and believes the same amount of money may have been involved. Previously, values of up to €10 million have been reported.
so 10-15 million eddies but its all speculation so we will go with 15
>>93726
idk he reportedly gets 8 mill € per year and they 'paid millions' to buy his contract
>Under Belgian law, breaking that contract required somewhere between €5-7 million. Red Bull covered it—plus whatever additional sweetener QuickStep demanded to let their franchise rider walk early.
maybe even up to 10


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.93733 del
>im retard


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.93734 del
Oh great Glivar DNF. Great pick instead of Debruyne


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.93735 del
>>93732
Didn't know how bad it was for ayuso. I guess the entire managment got fired for a reason


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.93737 del
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If Seixas recovers he can still win tomorrow


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.93738 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.93739 del
>>93736
And still finished the stage. Fuck W*ut


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.93740 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.93741 del
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>>93737
Well he said he did want to test his recovery limits


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.93742 del
>>93738
Oh I indeed miss those posts including the Finnbert ones. Got distracted by the Seixas disaster


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.93743 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.93744 del
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Anyway, my race was uneventful
It rained somewhat and was very wet
Everyone was going ballistic from the get go, I ended up in gruppo 12 or something, then i dropped THEM at the mirador and joined gruppo 11/10 and finished with them.
Tortyish eggs


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.93745 del
lmao they gave seixas the combatif
He's gotta hate that


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.93746 del
what happened to Nordhagen?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.93747 del
>>93744
>I ended up in gruppo 12
yes we saw on PCS


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.93748 del
>>93500
Somehow it feels my blogposting didn't get enough (you)s. A 20m PR and a Ayuso incident (poor bee but it hurt)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.93749 del
>>93746
Dnf
Half the pedalton has the flu or something


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.93750 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.93751 del
>>93748
was commenting but thread was full


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.93752 del
>>93747
yes i know


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.93753 del
>has dozens of podiums but never wins
the new w2ut is born


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.93754 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.93755 del
>>93753
hore like new Keldergod


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.93756 del
Just watched the race

Heroic salvage by Seixas, truly believe he would've won today without crash

Del Toro looking good

Tuckwell nice job managing effort, he's not out of it

Good job Bertacek, looking forward to the Intervals data


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.93757 del
what happened to seixas, just got home


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.93758 del
>>93757
Crashed hard early in race, spent minutes off bike doing concussion protocol, was more than 4 minutes behind peloton and chased back on.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.93759 del
>>93757
crashed before coverage started, about 3 minutes behind when he restarted, 4 minutes at the low-point


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.93760 del
and who the fuck are PARRA and CASTELLON


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.93761 del
>>93757
He fell off his bike early way before the cameras got turned on. Don't know yet how beaten up he is but it took him forever to come back and he got dropped on the last climb when things got real.
All in all this race is over for him but it was a good effort given the circumstances.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.93763 del
>>93762
I think he could still podium but winning will be almost impossible.

That being said, he's looking strong heading into TdF


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.93764 del
fucking hell that German ice skater is 13th on a stage like this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.93765 del
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>>93753
2out is on a whole different level


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.93766 del
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Did some threshold intervals to start training for my Austria trip later this summer
really shrek'd my legs but feeling good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.93767 del
>>93766
>my Austria trip later this summer
going for some Alps?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.93768 del
>>93767
going near villach, haven't really looked at anything cycling related
I assume there plenty of climbing fun to be had


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.93769 del
>>93768
montpellierbert did some climbing there, he might have some routes for you


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.93770 del
>>93768
Villacher Alpenstrasse mandatory unipuerto


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.93771 del
wiebes better do the *shhhh* after inevitable wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.93772 del
Tune in now for wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.93773 del
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.93774 del
balsamico did not even TRY to sprint


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.93775 del
>>93772
3 man of trek doing a leadout for wiebes, a classic


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.93776 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.93777 del
I wish they would just ride Wiebes off the road tbh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.93778 del
>>93768
May I introduce you to this bad boy, I hope you have your gearing in order. A lot of iconic climb in slovenia right across the border too, like Vršič. I haven't done it by Mangart is apparently very special https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXErmbMWtPI [Embed]. Another 11km at 9% monster though


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.93779 del
>>93778
if the gradient is even I think I could do this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.93780 del
>>93779
It's not really worth it unless you want the challenge. It's just a torture in the woods, you don't even have good view. Mangart looks amazing


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.93781 del
who would have thought Cian Blobloblo would have been unlocked by movistar


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.93782 del
>>93780
oh yeah I was talking about the Mangart video, the other one looks nasty


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.93783 del
Remember about Kobnhavn team, and that the next clasico goomble is already Donostia.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.93784 del
>>93783
when are these teams gonna confirm their riders


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.93785 del
>>93744
>(You)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.93786 del
>>93773
I hate it


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.93787 del
>>93781
the inverse O'Jorge if you will


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.93788 del
He's right, you know.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.93789 del
>>93788
if it was pogacar they would have stepped off the bike even


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.93790 del
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>Pogacar 1.25 (was 1.28)
>Vingegaard 4.5 (was 5)
>Seixas 9 (was 6)
>Lipowitz 15 (was 19)
>Evenepoel 19 (didn't pay attention)
>Toro 21 (was 41)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.93791 del
>>93790
lipowitz benefits. He did nothing and he won


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.93792 del
warning to all europeans, morocco plays tonight against brazil
big match, big chimpouts


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.93793 del
>>93792
Not for me! Is Colombia playing? If any type of brownoid is noticeable here it is the manlet Amerindian mutt with no soul in his eyes.

Colombia is playing.
We shall see then how much have we gone towards being a true 1st world cuntry with all the parts and parcels.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.93794 del
>>93788
Load of nonsense. There was a race happening.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.93795 del
>>93793
you really have more south americans than north africans?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.93796 del
>>93795
For sure, the current diversity push is bringing them in by job agencies in thousands, getting harder to go to Kaufland and not see any of them buying a metric shit ton of sweets.

Plus Magrheb all went to 1st world when it was many times richer than Eastern Europe behind the Iron Curtain.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.93797 del
>>93778
We don't get Africans on this side of the iron curtain.
We get Filipinos instead.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.93798 del
>>93768
don't miss out on Faak am See


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.93799 del
Youtuber's team has tid=39.
This asshole has been playing this since the beginning.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.93800 del
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>>93792
alright thanks for the reminder but I don't riot for those guys


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.93801 del
>>93790
>Evenepoel 19 (didn't pay attention)
remco basically posting his FTP did nothing to move the needle?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.93802 del
>>93799
and still is not very good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.93803 del
>>93801
you need another good rider's FTP for it to matter


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.93804 del
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been having odd skips/noise when in the 11.
somehow a tooth broke off it???? (most of it anyway)
mystery solved I guess


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.93805 del
>Pogacar
>Roglic
>Widar
Will this star-studded lineup be able to save the Swiss race from bankruptcy? Also a non-zero chance of Quintana top 10.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.93806 del
>>93804
11t cogs are not durable I found that as well


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.93807 del
>>93805
grug vs pogi on those first 2 stages will be fun


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.93808 del
>>93802
Whenever I looked what he was doing he had retarded picks but you have to say he is very good in the long run, 16 overall in stage races, 23 in superclasico.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.93809 del
>>93808
he had a stacked giro team (I looked it up after norbert said it)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.93810 del
Youtuber has 75391 points.
He would be leading /cyc/ by far, OPTAKT ENJOYER is at 73269.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.93811 del
>>93809
And he still picked Campy, with all due respect to our favorite psycho.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.93812 del
>>93806
Had no idea it was an option. Seems Shimano sells them individually but few shops carry them. Figures. Have a fresh cassette in stock, but feels wasteful to not fix this one.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.93813 del
>>93812
I think not long ago many shops had replacement cogs but now that 11speed is less common they cut back on it and 12 speed doesn't have any of that I think


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.93814 del
>>93813
not that long ago bikes were perfectly serviceable withouth any hoop jumping


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.93815 del
>“I was dead tired when I rejoined the first group. I tried to gather as much strength as possible. I squeezed out all the energy left in my body on the final climb. It was tough, also with the injuries. I could barely put any weight on my arms. I resolved to give it my all. No matter how great the pain is, I’m going up. I wanted to give everything for my teammates. These five guys sacrificed themselves completely for me. And that while they could have abandoned me in the pampas. I wouldn’t even have complained, because that was all I deserved. And voilà, today simply hats off to them. They should know that I love them.”

damn love this kid, what a king


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.93816 del
>>93814
I wonder what % of bicycle customers service their bike on their own. Probably less than 5% everyone else just has it done by a shop


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.93817 del
>>93816
5% do the bertacek special
25% go to the shop service
70% are doing no service whatsoever


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.93818 del
>>93816
Thankful for them tbh, or else the bike shops would completely die, which would be horrible when I do need them, when something goes badly pear shaped.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.93819 del
>>93818
luckily with bike leasing the there's more shops than ever


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.93820 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.93821 del
Is there anything better than an ice cold shower after a long hard effort


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.93822 del
>>93821
ice cold orangina


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.93823 del
>>93822
now this is a based post


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.93824 del
>>93815
Dude really is the blaireau re-incarnated


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.93825 del
Jonny out of Copenhagen.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.93826 del
>>93825
no changes necessary to my perfect team


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.93827 del
>>93825
I'll still keep MILAN


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.93828 del
>>93825
wasnt in anyway, fat fraud


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.93829 del
>>93825
I planned for this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.93830 del
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>they have picked maus because he has a bunch of 1s against some meh drivers on hilly parcours


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.93831 del
>>93830
picking last year's winner can never go wrong


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.93832 del
>>93830
not even using 100 credits
fuck sprinters


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.93833 del
>>93832
personally I'll be using zero


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.93834 del
I'm picking Salby and you can't stop me
Bald power


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.93835 del
>>93788
just don't drive into a ditch lol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.93836 del
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Baby Giro Next gen starts tomorrow with a lot of superstars and superfrauds

>FINN Lorenzo
>SUMPIK Pavel
>SPARFEL Aubis
>BORREMANS Casper
>DUNDIEWOODY Seth
>-ACKOWIAK Jan Pawel
>GREGOIRE Baptiste
>RAFFERTY Adam
>MOREIRA Daniel Filipe VIeira
>WIGGINS Benoit
>TARLING Finlay
>BRAVO Henrique
>MILESO Nicolas
>VAN KERCHHOVE Matisse
>DICKMAN Daan
>SCALCO Mateo
>FABBRO Riccardo
>LE COCK Baptiste


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.93837 del
You shouldn't be allowed to run the l'Avenir or Baby Giro more than once unless you chuted out or something.
You rode once and finished 6th overall? Off to a team fraudulence with you


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.93838 del
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>DICKMAN Daan
>LE COCK Baptiste


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.93839 del
>>93830
>Employing psyops for the Copenhagen Sprint


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.93840 del
Jack Jankowiak


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.93841 del
>>93837
I think it's alright this year atleast in the baby giro
there's a dude on uno x that ran the avenir 4 times


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.93842 del
good palmares for a 19 yr old


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.93843 del
Who will Lidl sprint for then? Walscheid?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.93844 del
>>93843
TIM
TORN
TITTENBERG


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.93845 del
>>93837
imagine being one of those guys, how little of a future can you have


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.93846 del
>>93841
Fair enough, baby giro is not that prestigious after all

I wish there was a baby vuelta that would go around and explore unknown super rampas inhumanas


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.93847 del
>>93843
waar mads?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.93848 del
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>>93839
Stop me then.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.93849 del
>>93846
baby giro is a massive fraud detector


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.93850 del
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in 5 years merely attending the baby giro or l'avenir will be an instant fraud stamp. If you don't make it to the world tour by 15 you will have no future outside of bottleboi and conti fraud


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.93851 del
>>93850
thank god I never rode those mickey mouse races


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.93852 del
>>93851
Lipo?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.93853 del
Imagine not picking /our/ boy SALBY


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.93854 del
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the difference between avenir and baby giro winners making it is actually insane


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.93855 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.93856 del
>>93854
FOSS, now that was a runner
existed only to ruin remcos life


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.93857 del
>>93856
remember when he top 10'd the giro
what a doped giro that was for visma
bouwman
foss
leemreize
none of those guys even exist anymore


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.93858 del
>>93854
Richie Blackmore was never seen again though


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.93859 del
>>93857
that 2021 one was fucking awful too, bardet remains the only clean runner


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.93860 del
seixas will struggle tomorrow, I fear del dopo will win this race


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.93861 del
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this man on the other hand has been sniffing his own farts


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.93862 del
So are we picking Beastergod?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.93863 del
Del Toro is a proper smart Valverdeesque rider. He's going to cause a lot of seethe in the next few years.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.93864 del
>>93863
He does have a certain griminess and willingness to slurp his way to victory that must be infuriating to other riders


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.93865 del
>>93853
we'll be lucky if he even finishes the race


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.93866 del
>>93861
cheeky fiver on matty o'jorgenzingz


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.93867 del
Oded Kogut is a guaranteed lock-in for top 10


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.93868 del
>>93863
when will he get banned for a year then


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.93869 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.93870 del
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>>93867
not a bad idea


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.93871 del
>>93867
I'm not picking a jew, I have standards


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.93872 del
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>>93868
Dope as much as you can. Get banned for 1 year. Reap the benefits for the rest of your career. Sound like a good investment.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.93873 del
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>>93871
Suit yourself but that result has been promised to him 2000 years ago.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.93874 del
>>93862
Ovviamente.
>>93871
Same.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.93875 del
>>93566
I gave up and just did a quick one inside. Weather better behave tomorrow or I might Do It.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.93876 del
>raping in june
holy KWAK


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.93877 del
Still not convinced Saarland is actually a real region and not just a joke (might not be mutually exclusive)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.93878 del
>>93877
you and me both. Saarland sucks, fuck 'em


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.93879 del
I don't actually know anything about saarland and I've never personally spoken to a person from saarland. It may actually be nice there, I just don't know


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.93880 del
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>People in the Saarland speak Rhine Franconian and Moselle Franconian
>Women and girls are often referred to using the neuter pronoun es


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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.93882 del
>>93876
if you're not willing to do it, you haven't got what it takes and I feel sorry for you


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.93883 del


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.93884 del
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I've heard legends.
What is this Land of Saar?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.93885 del
>>93571
Resnor was ahead of his time…


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.93886 del
>>93884
It's where Mads wins


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.93887 del
>>93657
He had to babysit


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.93888 del
Early racing today for the adjoosters


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.93889 del
Fish bros, not like that. Our best haelpjer is dead


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.93890 del
if you've ever wondered how doping medication is made


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.93891 del
>>93890
Strange fetish but why not


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.93892 del
GuMo kijkers from Austria


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.93893 del
Haven't slept in this long in lile 3 years


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.93894 del
>>93882
surely you have the palmares to match such a fiery take? unless your just køven


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.93895 del
>>93892
who's the other alpecin jobber


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.93896 del
What if Copenhagen Sprint is not a sprint


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.93897 del
>>93889
everything not to slave in the tour


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.93898 del
>DNS PLAPP Lukáš
>DNS COVI Sasha
>DNS FORTUNATO Lorenzo


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.93899 del
>>93895
samuel gaze I guess


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.93900 del
yet another day on the indoortrainer
suggestions for some kino?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.93901 del
>>93900
OSS117, le caire nid d'espion


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.93902 del
>>93898
50 DNF/DNS in a week long stage race


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.93903 del
Heidi ANTIKAINEN wins women's Finnish NC ahead of Ahtosalo and Aintila. Quite an unexpected result!
>>93898
Wtf nearly all my riders have DNFd now, oh well
>>93900
Hard Target


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.93904 del
>>93900
the insider
mannkino


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.93905 del
>>93900
already done with the raping for today, 26C and 100% humidity in the room does not help


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.93906 del
We live at Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.93907 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.93908 del
>>93906
what a life


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.93909 del
we live at XCO w*men in Leogang


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.93910 del
was trying to post an interview about kwabkobsen but keep getting a message the post is too long (it isn't really that long)
what changed?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.93911 del
>>93910
Send the link instead. I want to know if he's in denial or defeated.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.93912 del
>>93911
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/picnic-postnl-weet-wel-wat-er-scheelt-met-kwakkelende-fabio-jakobsen/

they blame it on him becoming a father, they're paying him millions by the way


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.93913 del
grande pozzovivo


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.93914 del
>>93911
theyre calling him out of shape p much


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.93915 del
ynr alain philippe


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.93916 del
>>93915
and
<hirschi


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.93917 del
Sam Bennett dropped


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.93918 del
I actually thought he retired last year


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.93919 del
>>93918
He had a heart attack or something


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.93920 del
f**k Oss
It's him?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.93921 del
Neilson POWLESS, heh..


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.93922 del
>Internal server error. This board requires some post history before uploading files. Text-only posts are welcome.

I get this fucking shit when I try to post my squeakers. FIX PLEASE


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.93923 del
>>93922
Try chatting. Reply to a couple of posts.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.93924 del
>>93923
But I probably I have one of the biggest post counts here next to Bertacek


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.93925 del
Ich bin angeWIDARt


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.93927 del
>>93922

Same, hello, yes, can I have post history with you Bert.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.93928 del
>>93924
Before changes were applied.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.93929 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.93930 del
>>93927
org or net doesn't make a difference. AND NOW IT GIVES ME AN ERROR FOR POSTING LINKS aaaahhh I am going insaaaane


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.93931 del
Now the message is too long, still can't post images.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.93932 del
It really depends on the settings BO set.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.93933 del
>>93912
Meanwhile Finns push 8 W/kg on the trainer after kid number two


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.93934 del
Who is BO


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.93935 del
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Test


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.93936 del
>>93932
I dindu nuffin


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.93937 del
Ok I am BACK


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.93938 del
31 Tim Merlier
27 Jordi Meeus
22 Jasper Philipsen
12 Dylan Groenewegen
11 Tobias Lund Andresen
10 Milan Fretin
10 Oded Kogut
9 Arvid De Kleijn
7 Frits Biesterbos
6 Alexander Salby
4 Matteo Malucelli
4 Noah Hobbs
3 Juan Sebastián Molano
3 Anders Foldager
3 Sam Welsford
3 Tim Torn Teutenberg
2 Stan Dewulf
2 Žak Eržen
2 Gleb Syritsa
2 Emilien Jeannière


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.93939 del
Let's post a link www.velogames.com or something


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.93940 del
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1 Julius Johansen
1 Gianluca Pollefliet
1 Marijn Van Den Berg
1 Max Walscheid
1 Giovanni Lonardi
1 EMIL HERZOG
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Sam Bennett
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Felix Ørn-Kristoff
1 Edward Theuns
1 Madis Mihkels
1 Matteo Moschetti
1 Paul Penhoët
1 MAX KANTER
1 Jenthe Biermans
1 Mattia Cattaneo
1 Pau Miquel
1 Tim Marsman
1 Stian Fredheim
1 Tim Naberman
1 Itamar Einhorn
1 Bert Van Lerberghe
1 JONATHAN MILAN
1 Søren Wærenskjold


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.93941 del
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>>93936
I think without setting settings it doesn't work by default.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.93942 del
>>93940
numba one baby and I didn't even spend all my money


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.93943 del
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>>93938
Only so few Hobbs pickers?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.93944 del
>>93943
With EF you never know


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.93945 del
>>93941
Will have a look after the team presentation on my phone, although I have no idea what to do


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.93946 del
el rato


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.93947 del
>>93941
Ah I checked on couple other boards, and it seems there is a default.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.93948 del
>>93945
There are new board settings, you'll see.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.93949 del
Last year Renard was 2nd. I hate that guy, he is either 2nd or 149th


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.93950 del
>>93946
I wonder what the TDF plan is.
Surely he won't go for GC with this field...


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.93951 del
>>93949
and theyre sending 4 guys who could randomly top10


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.93952 del
fraudcek


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.93953 del
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>Autismbert put to his place by Ungarnbert
based


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.93954 del
Please watch the Finnish NC, you can get the stream by googling istv. A great break has established already, with superstars like Miko Pirinen, Matias Ahtosalo, Axel Källberg and a few others. It's not looking bright for the peloton with the three best time trialists in the break, lol.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.93955 del
>>93943
No guarantee he is their guy. I'd pick MIHKELS if he was few bucks cheaper.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.93956 del
>>93955
Neither is Tim Tom, they can go for Walshit or even Theuns


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.93957 del
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>>93956
Historically Walshit was always riding for Tim Tom. Sorry but HOBBS pick is just SHIT.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.93958 del
>>93948
Yes, well I see a lot of empty fields where I could set a value, but why should I and what are the defaults?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.93959 del
Now to the race itself, I rode with my bike to the race and rode the last 10k of the parcours. It's really windy today and they basically have a strong tailwind until the last 500m, the it's an uphill sprint against the wind.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.93960 del
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>>93959
Discount Mauro Schmid in the breakaway


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.93961 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.93962 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.93963 del
random schlock


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.93964 del
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>>93960
It's not even that much of funi wordplay.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.93965 del
>>93961
>1 Sam Bennett
Who is this so we can point and laugh


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.93966 del
>>93963
>VACEK is alive
what a disappointing season from him


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.93967 del
and in expensive bikes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.93968 del
One more small lap and then I try to get my bike which I stupidly parked at the finish line


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.93969 del
>>93968
Steal some bikes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.93971 del
>>93965
Unknown Cyclists International bennett sam


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.93972 del
>>93890
My wife went thru crates of this shit while we did IVF. It was expensive as fuck


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.93973 del
>>93967
OOMEN and LEIDERT not allowed to have a onepiece cockpit, I guess


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.93974 del
The Schmid classic, hang at the back of the pedalton


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.93975 del
>>93958
I need to get back at you with that.
I'm doing testing and I'm checking settings in owned boards. With empty fields I could post image without post history.
On the other hand I tried to post on a claimable board, and it failed on me.
So I assume soemthing is buggy.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.93976 del
>>93972
did you snatch a few for yourself? be honest bert


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.93977 del
>>93974
But Schmid is in the breakaway


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.93978 del
I am exhausted. NYC was going ballistic last night with Knicks winning. Deafening outside all night long. It was like the marathon


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.93979 del
>>93978
Nets > Nigs


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.93980 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.93981 del
>>93954
>Please watch the Finnish NC, you can get the stream by googling istv.
>ISTV (acronym for Ilha do Sol TV) is a Brazilian television station
I think non-Fins might have to add something like "Finland" to the search query.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.93982 del
>>93969
I'd rather steal a bike mechanic that isn't bertaczek


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.93983 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.93984 del
>>93979
I would watch it with the racism Bert, amerigans are very sensitive


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.93985 del
>DNS THORNLEY Callum
>DNS BISSEGER Stefan
>DNS KRON Andreas
>DNS UHLIG Henri

This is just silly. Most teams are down to 3 or 4 riders. Only Trek and fucking Total are still untouched.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.93986 del
>>93976
Nah that shit was like $200 per dose


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.93987 del
>>93985
Why would teams sacrifice their tour chances for the queen stage of some mickey mouse race in its first edition that no one has ever heard of


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.93988 del
Abnormal dopage scenes down at the VeloBank Ślęża Tour Dolny Śląsk with young danish superresponder doing a pas normal on stage 4


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.93989 del
>>93988
cant wait to see him not do anything at Bahrain


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.93990 del
>>93984
correct, i feel constricted bc i cant say oiln*ggers in here bc of burgerbert


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.93991 del
What are the chances of a chute massive in this Copenhagen sprint?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.93992 del
>here is your (non broadcasted) start of the stage


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.93994 del
>>93991
it was raining at the start, and there are some very small cobble sections so decent


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.93995 del
wait, today is literally the same finish of stage 15 of tbe Tour?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.93996 del
Beaufort is the best cheese in the world btw


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.93997 del
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Remember when CRod was a promising gc rider.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.93998 del
BISIAUX goes solo in the tete
That means SEXASS is FUCKED


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.93999 del
>>93998
or jumping board?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.94000 del
>>93996
for me its Époisses, very runny Époisses


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.94001 del
>>93999
ah yes, hopium sounds better


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.94002 del
>>93998
satellite?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.94003 del
>>93998
You're not ready for the bisieaux satelitte and duo TT after aravis


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.94004 del
penis in dänemark


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.94005 del
DE LIE down


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.94006 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HlVXI9rSA88 [Embed]

Lmao
Tobias why


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.94007 del
>it's a core value to be gay
I figured


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.94008 del
First BIG rampa done, breakaway with Bisiaux +1.10


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.94009 del
Lidl and Bora controlling the race.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.94010 del
>SEIXAS at the end of the peloton


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.94011 del
>>94006
It's always hilarious seeing athlete doing performative stuffs like that


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.94012 del
>>94010
I think its normal.
He said on the pre-race interview that his arms hurt and descending will be difficult.
So maybe he doesn't want to be in front.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.94013 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.94014 del
50/50 chance of riding into rain so that means 100% chance of riding into rain as per usual, we gaan


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.94015 del
>>93938
salby boys will feast


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.94017 del
>>94014
The collector is warming up


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.94018 del
Seixas Paul (Decathlon CMA CGM Team) is dropped from peloton


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.94019 del
rest in peace seixas


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.94020 del
starting to doubt it's even gonna be worth it to pick him in the tdf velogame


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.94021 del
>>94020
you'd only be able to pick him without picking vingegaard anyway
you know his prices


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.94022 del
>>94020
Jonas was always the safer/better pick. The only difference now is that he won't be as much of a bargain because Seixas coin is in freefall.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.94023 del
>>94020
Depends on the moneys but I am getting Remco/Lipo for the second slot since that breakawy stage. Depends on the moneys as well.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.94024 del
>>94020
He's young he'll be healing in no time.
If he was 30+ then i'd be a real issue


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.94025 del
are they really gonna start the coverage after all the early climbs are done


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.94026 del
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>>94018
Its over, its done


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.94027 del
>>94025
15:10 they say, so yes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.94028 del
>>94006
>>94007
if he spend less time sucking cocks and more time riding bikes maybe he would win more


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.94029 del
Hardest climb of the day starting now. What possible reason do the Fr*nch have for not broadcasting this?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.94030 del
nice up here, but honestly the rampa is very humana.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.94031 del
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Jan Ullrich spotted in Copenhagen


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.94032 del
>>94029
because they're going to pace seixas back with the team car and there can't be any video evidence


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.94033 del
>>94030
>Suffering in the alps


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.94034 del
I'm above the chopper wtf


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.94035 del
>>94033
It's the eastern extension of the Jura, not the alps.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.94036 del
>>94032
What the fuck, you might be right. Seixas back in the Pedalton now. Maybe he wasnt dropped but was just getting some bandages check or something


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.94037 del
Also pedaltroons gaining on the breakaway. This could be it


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.94038 del
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it's over


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.94039 del
Seixas abandon


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.94040 del
>>94036
never mind, was just a glitch. Its ovyr


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.94041 del
Il y a toujours une fin pour quelqu'un.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.94042 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.94043 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.94044 del
>>94042
>does nothing
>wins


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.94045 del
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SEIXAS chuted on purpose
Already stage 6 was depressing, unable to drop washed up DEL DOPO on the slopes of Crest-Voland, the team has decided to chute SEIXAS on purpose to create excuse and prevent guaranteed humiliation


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.94046 del
Why did Valentin Ferron DNF right after seixas lmao.
Did this guy saw the decat car and was like "eh, might as well"


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.94047 del
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today's episode of fake riders


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.94048 del
>already more career stage race DNFs than pogi
it never even began


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.94049 del
>>94045
I believe this Bert. The stonks of Fr*nce would have taken a yuge hit.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.94050 del
bored hobbyists are doing interval training up the hill in between rounds. But without me, I'm not looking forward roding back home. I shame riders that don't wait for the voiture balai to pass first, very disrespectful.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.94051 del
so big jorg vs del toro today huh


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.94052 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.94053 del
>>94052
does one smell a peloton?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.94054 del
>>94053
Surprisingly not compared to when you wheelsuck behind a ciclista.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.94055 del
>>94052
uncomfortably close almost


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.94056 del
>>94051
battle of the hjaelpers

it really always comes down to uae vs visma, truly the main characters of 2020s ciclismo


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.94057 del
kevin and biseaux retiring out of sympathy with seixas #respect


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.94058 del
>Testa in baby giro has 8 (eight) minutes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.94059 del
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The following races already have live coverage:
>LA Vuelta a Extremadura
>Muur Cyclassic Geraardsbergen
>Grande Prix Suissbert-Gippingen
>Copenhegen sprint
>Tour Feminin des Dopage Pyrenees

>VeloBank Ślęża Tour Dolny Śląsk had coverage from km 0
>LVM Saardland Trofeo had coverage from km 0

The following race has no race coverage still:
>Dauphine-Libere


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.94060 del
STÜSSI unstoppable


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.94062 del
steinhauserwinslol


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.94063 del
>>94057
presumably told to fuck off so the break didn't have any gc implications


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.94064 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.94065 del
>>>94060
Let's tell rusbert


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.94066 del
>>94047
PPATTT


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.94067 del
Where were you when you heard the news

Seixas is kill

Oh no


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.94068 del
buitrago is kill


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.94069 del
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Martin completely gassed


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.94070 del
muur classic with a semi decent startlist for some nothingburger race


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.94071 del
total humiliation for curinier


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.94072 del
could be kubis' first win this year


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.94073 del
>>94072
Or it might not. Who knows


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.94074 del
Magnier wins with 55 bike lengths
Kubis is so fucking bad


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.94075 del
>>94074
absolutely MOGGED them


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.94076 del
next up copenhagen chute


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.94077 del
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Mads missing his race just to not win a single stage at the tour


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.94078 del
>>94077
why even, he's riding the mickey mouse belgium tour before the tour anyway


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.94079 del
>>94076
there it is


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.94080 del
>>94076
there it is


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.94081 del
>>94076
you jinxed it


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.94082 del
>>94079
>>94080
>>94081
it is inevitable on shitty city circuits


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.94083 del
kirby is fucking senile man


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.94084 del
so Van Poppel, Andresen, Philipsen, that's about it?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.94085 del
>>94082
add heavy rain kek


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.94086 del
the break will win


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.94087 del
Deutschland behind the nuclear power plant


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.94088 del
>Danish timekeeping


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.94089 del
>>94087
>no chemtrails
must be nice


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.94090 del
2door drilling it


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.94091 del
>>94083
it's pleasant, let it wash over you


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.94092 del
G3 gave up


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.94093 del
>>94091
it's horrible today, he's better in random stage races telling stories
he can barely recognize a team jersey now


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.94094 del
Was any relevant riders in the crash or just behind it?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.94095 del
ngl the Ineos colors grew on me. Looks pretty profesionnal compared to the peacock colors of most teams


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.94096 del
cheeky foldager win incoming


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.94097 del
>>94096
imagine the moto pace squeaking


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.94098 del
>>94097
I'll allow because I have nobody in G2


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.94099 del
doomed


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.94100 del
>>94094
meeus, merlier, groenewegen


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.94101 del
>uno-x slurping semen
ofc


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.94102 del
They are right on the wheel of the moto


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.94103 del
>uno-x dude skipping turns
what a fucking fag


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.94104 del
somebody threw confetti on the road directly infront of the riders on a wet corner KEK


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.94105 del
They're just inching in, a second every 500m.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.94106 del
if they catching them in the last 500m they should lynch the uno x rider


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.94107 del
the belgian is doing all the work


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.94108 del
it's owari


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.94109 del
runner imposing himself


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.94110 del
Rappe


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.94111 del
Andresen outdone by his leadout?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.94112 del
Jappe wins yet another different classic


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.94113 del
Hehehe so Picnic had a guy there and he chutes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.94114 del
Knucleheads tete, good riddance
Tobias Lund's leading man faster than Tobias Lund


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.94115 del
Andresen barely moving past his lead-out. Kwak


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.94116 del
philipsen wins another sprint classic
back in tdf form


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.94117 del
Who was it anyway
>Turd GIBSMEDAD


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.94118 del
So Ineos did all that work and then Welsford had to come from 50th position


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.94119 del
Biestergod!


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.94120 del
>>94118
pulling happens until the last 3km, dont you remember


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.94121 del
0 points in velogame
an absolute depth has been reached


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.94122 del
>>94121
Same
Oh wait I have meeus 30 th
Kek


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.94123 del
>>94119
FUCK. Why did I go for Kogut and Hobbs


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.94124 del
>>94121
no Rappe Jappe? no Biestobro?
post your team


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.94125 del
>adjusted out Lund and Biesterbos for De Kleijn and Kogut
I'm roping


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.94126 del
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>>94124
I wanted more sprinters and was unsure about jappe


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.94127 del
>>94126
>Salby
That is just a ridiculous pick Bert


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.94128 del
waar salby


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.94129 del
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>>94126
>almost the same picks


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.94130 del
>>94127
not picking a nasty jew like all the axelgaard copy pasters


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.94131 del
I only have Philipsen and nobody else but whatever


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.94132 del
>>93942
AND you win.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.94133 del
Heatmaxxing bros, we're back


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.94134 del
Anyway over to the other race to see how my boy Seixas is doing, I am sure he can still win


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>>94135
good to see you lads


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.94137 del
>>94135
ha, not fully on the bottom


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.94138 del
you could have picked 1-2-3-4-5-6 for only 88 velocoins


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.94139 del
>>94135
Hehehe


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.94140 del
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> 67 Salby Alexander 2:13


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.94141 del
Anyway, time for me ride. Enjoy TARA


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.94142 del
>>94141
I am sad nobody got my Gone with the Wind reference yesterday


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.94143 del
>>93943
Correction, I have added that Foldager breakaway x4, it is frfr on god who wins, almost catches me in GC as well.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.94144 del
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>fake bird sounds


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.94145 del
powless used to love this race, miss that nibba


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.94146 del
>>94142
I've never seen that movie but if I had I'm sure I would've appreciated it


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.94147 del
>>94146
Watch it today


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.94148 del
>>94142
say it again


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.94149 del
>>94148
I don't remember but Tara is the name of the estate from the movie


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.94150 del
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So are the doctors going to chop off Wout's arm or what's happening with him?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.94151 del
>>94150
it's over


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.94152 del
>>94150
it’s spreading


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.94153 del
It's only one tiny climb left. Tuckwell can still win.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.94154 del
>>94150
Frankly my Bert, I don't give a damn


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.94155 del
I've seen enough, Paul Doppel will win


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.94156 del
>>94154
good reference haha


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.94157 del
slurpen in zwitzerland


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.94158 del
>>94156
As Bert is my witness I'll never be (You)-less again


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.94159 del
>>94157
The wind is inhumana before the last 500 of the climb


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.94160 del
>>94159
wouldn't know they're just showing trees for the last 3 minutes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.94161 del
carapaz
allah
nys
vacek
smith
widar

cool group


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.94162 del
can switzerland not afford a fucking camera motorbike?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.94163 del
>>94161
based Richie


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.94164 del
BASED RICHIE


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.94165 del
VINTAGE CARAPAZ


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.94166 del
WIDAR present and accounted for


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.94167 del
how is the coverage so bad


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.94168 del
>>94166
it's slock apparently


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.94169 del
Liam SLOCK???


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.94170 del
Oh great Ayuso already lacheeing


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.94171 del
Caja rural dopeurs finally showing some decency


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.94172 del
>>94170
lol why did they do all the work


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.94173 del
>Ayuso can't handle a 8 days stage race


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.94174 del
>>94172
Because they are idiots


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.94175 del
Tuckwell lachee


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.94176 del
AYUSO feeling like a retard, again


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.94177 del
>>94175
at least maxim is there


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.94178 del
>>94154
I got it too!


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.94179 del
bloblo in difficulty


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.94180 del
>>94170
>>94172
He's doing an almeida.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.94181 del
Del Toro attaque thermonucléaire


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.94182 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.94183 del
oh well


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.94184 del
del taco not waiting around, nice


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.94185 del
kwab race


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.94186 del
Me? im sick of these arab oil dopers


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.94187 del
Save me Seixas. Not another 10 years of UAE dopage.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.94188 del
CRod also looks not normal still


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.94189 del
Aaaah save me Skjlely


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.94190 del
And lachee


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.94191 del
>>94188
he's just looking for a place to crash


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.94192 del
>>94187
saving matches for le tour


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.94193 del
George Bennett of all places


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.94194 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.94195 del
del toro looks like an AI image


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.94196 del
Jantje Castellon secret pick for le Tour
>inb4 10 velocoins


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.94197 del
>>94196
christian rodriguez will be 14


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.94198 del
>>94195
He's really good looking on his bike, it's crazy


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.94199 del
skjelmose is a hjaelper now


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.94200 del
oops I missed Del Toro's attack, they need to finish up in swissland


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.94201 del
nice road


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.94202 del
I'll eat a broom if vlasov actually wins


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.94203 del
Tuckwell is really not that far behind the rest


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.94204 del
>peacock puts a hydration break in the middle of the final climb
God I hate the (((media)))


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.94205 del
CAM ON RICHIE


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.94206 del
WTF


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94207 del
Hahaha lol


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94208 del
hahahahahahahaha


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94209 del
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94210 del
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94211 del
LOL WHAT


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94212 del
LMFAOOOOOO


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94213 del
no fucking way


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94214 del
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.94215 del
WHAT ON EARTH


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.94217 del
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The fuck was that


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.94218 del
what an enormous retard


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.94219 del
eat that broom


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94220 del
LMAO HE WON


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94221 del
no he won


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94222 del
>>94219
slock crossed the line first hehe


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94223 del
falls across the line so it still counts as a win surely


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94224 del
What the hell is a Liam Slock anyway. So doped he can't even see straight


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94225 del
hahahaha


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.94226 del
‘Maybe it’s not over yet’
Kirby the crachead


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.94227 del
haha that photofinish will be beatiful


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.94228 del
Jury said he chuted over the finish line. So he wins


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.94229 del
I see I have missed sum kino.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.94230 del
Matteo absolutely fraudulent


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.94231 del
>7 BIESTERBOS Frits
fuck yeah


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.94232 del
>>94230
he's too damn heavy to surprise in the passes


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.94233 del
>>94230
got no balls


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.94234 del
SLOCK crashed on purpose so all the talk would be about his chute and not about how ridiculously DOPED that performance was


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.94235 del
So Ayuso is actually trying to do an Almeida


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.94236 del
ayuso flying


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.94237 del
>>94234
Agreed. That was not normal


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.94238 del
ayuso has a motor escort


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.94239 del
van gils is strong dude


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.94240 del
Tuckwell still in 2nd place. He gets podium for sure


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.94241 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.94242 del
matty o'kwab on the level of crisrod and crod


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.94243 del
RAISBERG has the green jersey? What in the fuck


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.94244 del
Baby giro won by decathlon kid from the testa, that originally had an 8 minutes gap (according to RAI timekeeping).
He won by 1 (one) second.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.94245 del
>>94242
Getting dropped*


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.94246 del
Hahaha Jorgenshit parcheggio


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.94247 del
>>94245
america has fallen


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.94248 del
Ginger kwab


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.94249 del
Visma, what is happening man>


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.94250 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.94251 del
Son of Jurgen humiliated


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.94252 del
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aged well


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.94253 del
>Vinegaard's captain getting piped by TUCKWELL
You love to see it


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.94254 del
>>94252
>I live to get dropped
suffering


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.94255 del
>>94252
>train and live for getting dropped by 17 (mentally) year olds


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.94256 del
they should give del toro some mexico green bibs to go with his jersey


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.94257 del
VAYER already preparing The tweet


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.94258 del
Ayuso needs 1'06 on Tuckwell. He is not gaining SHIT


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.94259 del
>>94258
he's imploding hard
wouldn't surprise me if the norge suddenly gets his desired 2nd spot


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.94260 del
Well that was easy


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.94261 del
Go on tuckwell my son


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.94262 del
>allez tibeau


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.94263 del
Insane Tobias performance


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.94264 del
Tobias HOLLAND morally lost another sprint


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.94265 del
Tuckwell easy 2nd


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.94266 del
van gils saved cuckwell, and jorgenshit


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.94267 del
is that my boy king ramses


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.94268 del
Tuckwell very soulful ride

I will cheer for him


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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.94270 del
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Tour de Suisse startlist is so grim ROGLIC might as well podium unless he decides to lose 15 minutes again for no reason


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.94271 del
Squillaume Martin Squillonet with a top 10 in GC. Great secret pick for Le Tour


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.94272 del
>zero riders in top ten of GC
This is going to be brutal


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.94273 del
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For le compilation


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.94274 del
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>>94273
Okay but seriously

Who the FUCK is Liam SLOCK


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.94275 del
>>94272
did you seixasmax?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.94276 del
I will never pick vauquelin again


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.94277 del
>>94256
that would distract from the UAE logo


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.94278 del
>>94274
Probably a buddy of Toon Dopage


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.94279 del
Suisse Velodrama open btw


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.94280 del
how many Del Dopo pickers?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.94281 del
>>94275
Literally every pick a disaster in its own way


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.94282 del
>>94281
brutal


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.94283 del
he has such an interesting accent, I haven't met anyone from Baha Sud before


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.94284 del
>>94279
awful prices


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.94285 del
love to hear the interviewer switch to Spanish


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.94286 del
>>94284
>De Lie 14
Alright whatever fuck this


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.94287 del
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>DEL DOPO ROMERO 90 seconds faster than VINGEGAARD-ROGLIC


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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.94289 del
stolen from rusbert, its too good


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.94290 del
>>94281
who could've known that
>seixas chutes and is a fraud before that
>godon was sick
>nordhagen gets sick
>van aert doesn't feel like riding
>martinez sucks
>vpp can't climb despite bmi of 14 or something
>onley chutes brutally


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.94291 del
>>94288
>>94289
Imagine if he didn't win. All time kwab


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.94292 del
>>94289
if he chuted like this and no part of his front wheel was over the line, which is less than half a wheel width looking at this
would he have lost
or does the back wheel count


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.94293 del
>>94284
HIRT 8 points, comical


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.94294 del
Pogikanker torty CHF.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.94295 del
>>94294
picking him and one other GC man basically forces you with 3-4 4 pointers


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.94296 del
>>94295
Akshually not picking him might be the move, unironically, unpsyopally.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.94297 del
>>94296
he could win 4/5 stages


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.94298 del
huh roglic for 18 how come he's pricing him realistically


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.94299 del
>>94297
He can also win 1 + GC.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.94300 del
>>94292
The winner is determined based on the front wheel crossing the finish line so theoretically if he and his bike fell over the line except his front wheel he would have lost. But the race commissaire might have granted him the win anyway in that situation.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.94301 del
>>94300
surely crossing the line is crossing the line?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.94302 del
Yeah, you have to pick satan.
But it is not that bad afterall.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.94303 del
>>94301
>The finish occurs at the instant that the tyre of the front wheel meets the vertical plane rising from the starting edge of the finishing line. To this end, the verdict of the photo-finish shall be final.
The definition of how the winner is picked is made with the assumption in mind that the riders ride across the line and not slide on their back.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.94304 del
Wilder?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.94305 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.94306 del
what the FUCK is a "Finlay PICKERING" and why is it 8 velocredits


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.94307 del
>>94306
it's finlay fucking pickering


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.94308 del
Half way back. What keeps you going after 111km in the legs? I stuffed a gravel jersey with double bags at the back and a top tube bag with food and both bidons with sugar. It's all gone.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.94309 del
>>94308
At some point I just get bored of it and ride faster to go back home


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.94310 del
>>94308
eat and drink


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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.94312 del
>>94308
more sugar


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.94313 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.94314 del
>>94313
vingobros?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.94315 del
>>94308
sightseeing, music


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.94316 del
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Mitbol


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.94317 del
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>>94315
>sightseeing in the netherlands


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.94318 del
>>94316
nice color on those


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.94319 del
BAM


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.94320 del
>>94317
if you dont live in the polder it is quite nice


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.94321 del
So tour next race basically. What the fuck is this shit


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.94322 del
>the route
>the riders
>the price
fuck this race


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.94323 del
Lmao, saved by my 4pts. What a bad velodrama for me


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.94324 del
>>94323
also saved by secret picks


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.94325 del
Suisse volta
>Stage 1 - Pogacar wins
>Stage 2 - Pogacar wins
>Stage 3 - breakaway or sprinter wins
>Stage 4 - ROGLIC probably ahead of Pogacar unless he's really phoning it in
>Stage 5 - Plugge's wet dream (Pogacar wins)
I don't seen grug being competitive on stage 1/2 if it is a gc day


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.94326 del
>>94325
one of the 2 first stages pogi will gift to grug so he keeps being his playmate


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.94327 del
>>94326
>1.1 km @ 11.5%
or
>1.4km @ 8.9% after 3.5km @ 7%
yeah I'm thinking NYS gonna humble grug


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.94328 del
>3rd in TARA
I'll take it


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.94329 del
>>94325
He won this last year


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.94330 del
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>>94329
Whatever
I still want you to fall for my psyops


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.94331 del
>>94330
At least do that on 4cucks


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.94332 del


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.94333 del
Can't post images so it is 4cyc for now.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.94334 del
>>94332
also wearing women's jerseys I see


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.94335 del
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>>94333
just shitpost for a while and it shall be enabled for you


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.94336 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.94337 del
Olrajt, let's see.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.94340 del
>>94336
>>94337
Why are you not riding the l'Etape d'Kurwa anyway? Zakopane is not even that far away from you, only some 200km?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.94341 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.94342 del
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>>94333
keep posting


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.94343 del
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>>94340
Me? Uphill? In a clown suit, that would be some idea.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.94344 del
>>94343
I know some big guys who aren't that bad uphill


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.94345 del
>>94341
>Copenhagen Sprint: +2
>TARA: -3
Velogoombling giveth and Velogoombling taketh away


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.94346 del
>>94341
two of the worst velogames i've had so far


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.94347 del
>>94343
Don't you have like 500 FTP? (1.75 W/Kg)


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.94348 del
>>94341
I cannot FUCKING move up a place


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.94349 del
>>94346
Same lol


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.94350 del
>>94346
>>94348
>>94349
How is everyone doing so badly

Who is winning this fucking thing


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.94351 del
>>94350
the axelgaard team that abandoned axelgaard


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.94352 del
>>94350
nobody wins man it's like every other casino


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.94353 del
So I went on a quick ride over town, of course was rained on, a lot, but as I was passing this group of "people" the not bad looking but with legs demolished by cellulite (lipodema maybe) girl basically whispered to me "I have a pussy like a loaf".
What did she mean but this.
I get that this is some mating call but what?
Is this code for "puffy clam"?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.94354 del
Wanted to attach a frog but apparently I can't, again.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.94355 del
>>94354
Can you describe the frog


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.94356 del
>>94355
>heem00.jpg


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.94357 del
>>94354
What did you do?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.94358 del
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Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.94359 del
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>>94354
ok, let me change a random setting and save it.
and kek, there's a new setting where I can ban whole countries.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.94360 del
>>94357
Went out for 45 minutes, laptop went heem sleepy, I woke him up - can't post frogs. And probably had the browser and endchan opened all the time.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.94361 del
>>94358
is you IP dynamic?
Would make sense if the requisite is posting a lot


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.94362 del
>>94357
Oh yes, and there was a connection reset as I brought my phone with me, so I am reconnecting via very public mobile network.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.94363 del
>>94361
>>94362
Yes, just figured.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.94364 del
>>94359
lets block the stinky danes, just for a few days. as a joke if you catch my drift


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.94365 del
>This board requires some post history before uploading files. Text-only posts are welcome.
Using my other computer for the pics I took today and I get this error as well. so how do I get rid of it, I don't see anything specifying this setting.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.94366 del
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ah I see, it says empty=off, but it's lying. I try setting it to 0.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.94367 del
well I hit save and the 0 vanished. I try with 1.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.94368 del
>>94366
It has a default value, it's just isn't in it. We're working out fixing stuff.
As always, feedback helps.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.94369 del
I can't set it to 1, because I require a new thread to include an image.
I can find out how many posts to make instead before I can upload an image then.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.94370 del
post count 2
I fucked up the camera at the finish. Slock was already celebrating with 100 meters to go and looked so happy. I turned around and all I saw was that someone was lying on the finish line.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.94371 del
>>94353
Kek, are all the polish girls like that?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.94372 del
post count 3
that was 144km in total. I assume that longer than the average Giro stage these days. one can do that distance, but why? the pros get at least paid for it.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.94373 del
image


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.94374 del
>>94353
well did you put some butter on it?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.94375 del
heh, I guess you can do 3 shitposts before uploading an image?
well, back to my distress call. I asked myself, what would Sepp Kuss do. the rest of the ride I asked myself how Bertaczek manages to ride his bike with Schnitzel and pivo in his stomach.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.94376 del
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>>94371
>>94374
Shan't be commenting on this, let's say this was not the first time and let's pretend they are so trad and virtuous.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.94377 del
>>94376
Back when I was 18 we had a school exchange program where I went to Poland for 2 weeks and I can confirm this myself.
Life was good back then


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.94378 del
And the cigales are back


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.94379 del
>>94353
big pusy
hehe.jpg (you have to imagine it)


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.94380 del
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Yes, that semen slurping sport will never be for me again.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.94381 del
>>94380
please understand those japs from okinawa and the islands even further to the south are really swarthy


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.94382 del
>>94381
Yes with the rising temperatures here our players are also very tanned


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.94383 del
Romain Bardet to Decathlon


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.94384 del
>>94383
Bus driver?


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.94385 del
>>94384
some sort of paper pusher.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.94386 del
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>>94380
This doesn't seem so bad. He was born to a Japanese mom, raised in Japan, and came up thru Japanese schools, clubs, leagues, etc


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.94387 del
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>>94386
>He attended N High School


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.94388 del
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>>94387
Tread carefully.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.94389 del
>>94386
Cool, don't like racially ambiguous mutts, especially in distinct cultures which are barely brazilified.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.94390 del
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>>94389
I think unironically this is one of the best parts of America...doesn't matter what you look like, if you can (legally) call yourself an American, we welcome you. None of this "not a true Nipponese" or "not a true Frenchman" stuff you get in the rest of the world


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.94391 del
>>94386
he's a ricenigger


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.94392 del
>>94390
Ah yes, the mocca mass of rootless consoomer mercenaries who will eventually become loyal to their genetic kin, pure sovl.


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.94393 del
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REISH wins Grande Premio Jornal de Noticias
NYCH 2nd

They are ready


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.94394 del
After all
Why not


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.94395 del
Please someone show us the photo finish recording from Gippingen


Bert 06/14/2026 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.94396 del
>>94141
37 eggs today. Got rained on for the first half hour or so. Altitude graph fucked up I guess because of that, but it's odd it only went bad around 2 hours in.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.94397 del
>>94392
utterly deranged nonsense


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.94398 del
Posting post history.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.94399 del
Posting post history.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.94401 del
>posting post history
>it was tree?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.94402 del
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>>94397
It's 2026 blueskybert, the vibe has shifted, white people don't care about the opinions of spiteful mutants who want them dead and think it is funny because they can get off on their superiority.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.94403 del
suisse velogames is live. who in the right mind is wasting precious velopoints on sprinters in this?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.94404 del
Does BO have to have post history before image posting?
When I try on owned boards my image posts just go through so I can't really test the settings.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.94405 del
>>94404
>Does BO have to have post history before image posting?
um, how about no? why is it there in the first place?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.94406 del
>>94405
Trying to combat certain types of attack. It was a request/idea on another board.
We didn't get any cp spam at least. I saw one trying and failing miserably.
It needs some fine tuning. Like the missing default value in the input fields.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.94407 del
Always nice to see on commute hehe


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.94408 del
Our 4chans cousins are having hard time surviving WC spam


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.94409 del


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.94410 del
>>94408
poor rusbert has given up and can't be bothered to make a thread for baby giro


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.94411 del
Visma would have made a t-shirt about it


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.94412 del
Did some changes.
Staff can turn settings off now, check it please.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.94413 del
I need to see quite skelly grug.
Otherwise this is a soulful but lost pick.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.94414 del
>>94408
Yeah no way the depleted general can handle WC time poor Rusbert


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.94415 del
>>94412
ok, well berts. you can post images whenever you like. this is an imageboard after all.
I have set the post an external link to 1 text post before being able to do so.


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Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.94417 del
>>94416
Yeah, Ilan and Cararat, that may be it.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.94418 del
>>94415
Let us know if something doesn't work.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.94419 del
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>>94234
Coming 6th at Wallonie, beating the likes of Herremans and Vandeputte - or 5th at Dunkerque ahead of names like Carlos Canal and Luke Lamperti. Were these insignificant results? Not to Slock.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.94420 del
Made this in 10 seconds


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.94421 del
Patje's Angels has the default jersey so that's a DSQ, I am BACK


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.94422 del
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>>94421
have we started yet? didn't think so


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.94423 del
why don't tour de romandie and tour de suisse fuse their budgets to make an actual good stage race


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.94424 del
hey suissebert can you also do something about the post length thing? can't post anything longer than a paragraph from interviews


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.94425 del
>“The wound was treated at the hospital in Herentals. They assume that the irritation was aggravated by sitting in the drops during the team time trial (on day three, ed.),” Sporza analysts Christophe Vandegoor and José De Cauwer report.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.94426 del
>>94425
>“It would not have anything to do with a speck of dirt that may or may not have been in that wound. There is a very real chance that he will not leave for an altitude training camp immediately.” There is still no clarity regarding the Tour de France.

it's woutover


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.94427 del
>>94425
>in the drops
I assume it means aero bars? Since his elbow would be on the pads


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.94428 del
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>inb4 AERT passes away from dirt infection like that poor sudaka kid


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.94429 del
>>94424
done and dusted, you could have simply posted 5 times to lift the limit. it would encourage you to post more, maybe I should enable it again...


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.94430 del
>>94423
why aren't Renewi Tour, Belgium Tour and Wallonia Tour fusing their budgets to make a Belgian Volta? Add the budgets of Flèche du Sud, Tour de Luxembourg and Tour of Holland to have something like a BeNeLux Tour.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.94431 del
>>94430
>3 weeks of riding
>1500m of altitude combined


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.94432 del
>>94420
Yeah it looks like that alright


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.94433 del
>>94431
the laps around the kwaremont stage alone could have that
think of the money


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.94434 del
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pecorino romano rapé


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.94435 del
>>94423
Probably going to happen soon


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.94436 del
>Van Aert Infected, Seixas Smashed, 63 DNFs
that's. difficult to beat.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.94437 del
>>94436
TARA dodgers vindicated


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.94438 del
>>94436
both pogi and vingegaard haven't chuted in a while


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.94439 del
>>94438
can’t chute if you don’t race


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.94440 del
>>94439
both will have plenty of raceday by the end of the season Roger


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.94442 del
>>94441
the fuck is ribble


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.94443 del
>>94442
ULTRA


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.94444 del
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>>94438
>both pogi and vingegaard haven't chuted in a while
it's time


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.94445 del
Half the bikes there have bitten out seat post


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.94446 del
>>94438
Pogi has chuted quite a bit last year and this year. Just nothing too bad. Still can't believe he didn't break anything at the Tour last year.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.94447 del
I'm more excited about this new Ridley coming up. Looks to be the first lightweight/allround bike with good geometry like a longer top tube and steeper seat angle.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.94448 del
>>94445
have you considered a winspace bike?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.94449 del
>>94446
the shit-x danes tried their best


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.94450 del
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meanwhile in SAARland


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.94451 del
>>94448
i would prefer somebody else beta test them


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.94452 del
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Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.94453 del
>>94450
PWAHAHA holy shit I can't. I hope nobody was injured the guy in orange looks fucked. These things happen a lot in german races btw, some geriatric walking onto the course. Somehow even when they are fenced off


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.94454 del


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.94455 del
>>94447
these guys were like 3 months away from bankruptcy and then they started sponsoring UNO-X and it seems like they really started pushing hard making performance frames


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.94456 del
>>94453
What happens when it's normal traffic one has to wonder. Do they just die a lot?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.94457 del
>>94447
When you mean steeper seat angle, you mean more upright? I always feel too far back with my defy/grail


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.94459 del
>>94451
winspace sponsors pro teams I'm pretty sure


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.94460 del
>>94457
Yeah, more upright / more forward relative to the bottom bracket.
>>94455
Yeah their lineup right now in road and gravel is really good, especially the new gravel bike looks super good, coming up this october according to rumours


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.94461 del
>>94450
Is that #45 Paul Vriesman. Big yikes if so.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.94462 del
>>94447
now imagine if it had rimbrakes
shame, it has potential


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.94463 del
>>94461
yes it is, poor lad


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.94464 del
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>>94463
that's clearly number 59


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.94465 del
>>94461
>dutch jersey
>Decathlon helmet
>DNF
it is so


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.94466 del
>>94461
>>94463
Apparently he's fine, somehow
https://www.idlprocycling.com/cycling/elderly-spectator-on-mobility-scooter-crashes-into-peloton-during-junior-stage-race
> Vriesman responded to the incident afterwards. "The crash looked bad, but it seems I got off fairly lightly," he said in his Instagram story. "I wasn't able to make it to the finish, even though I'd been feeling better with every stage. I have no words for how this could have happened. So much work, and another step backwards."


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.94467 del
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beep beep out the way please


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.94468 del
>>94467
what the hell, rude!


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.94469 del
>>94467
Honestly if wout isn't at this 2022 (doped) level this team will do NOTHING against UAE. I guess they'll try to make him crash like last year but that's it


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.94470 del
miss quoted AND forgot the image, nicely done


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.94471 del
>>94439
Jonas just did a GT??


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.94472 del
>>94471
He did? I don't remember this at all


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.94473 del
>>94472
Neither do I. I can't remember a single stage from the race, but it's on PCS, so it must have happened


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.94474 del
>>94467
Hm on first watch that looked like a pure assassination, but on second look they were basically side by side and trying to block the inside line was optimistic. Race incident imo.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.94475 del
>>94450
least destructive boomer


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.94476 del
>>94473
It's really weird they've stopped running the Il Giro on even years ever since Nibali won the final even-yeared edition in 2016.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.94477 del
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Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.94478 del
ciclismo?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.94479 del
we live in italia


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.94480 del
>>94473
Yeah sure those Uzbek fake races were on PCS too


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.94481 del
Dhopatan in TdS.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.94482 del
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>a red flag in the peloton


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.94483 del
>>94481
how about LANDISMO


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.94484 del
Consider the following....
Paul Duble.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.94485 del
>>94483
The trap for bleeding heart berts?
Yeah, not for me hehehe


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.94486 del
Hello pedalton?
Time to catch them maybe?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.94487 del


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.94488 del
>>94470
this is missing per strand


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.94489 del
>>94481
now I think grug stands no chance


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.94490 del
What percentage of the female pro peloton is lesbian


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.94491 del
>>94450
time to put ol' grandpa down


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.94492 del


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.94493 del
7 km to go at baby giro


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.94495 del
CAIDA MAGLIA ROSA


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.94496 del
>>94490
80% of female athletes are lesbian
t. /cyc/ stats department


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.94497 del
Throw this man out of the race. Drafting cars is illigel.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.94498 del
Testa about to be humbled

I expected many a chutes brutales


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.94499 del
Grande


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.94500 del
DONATI wins
SPARFEL humiliated


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.94501 del
More like Dopenati


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.94502 del
>>94490
all women are lesbian


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.94503 del
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short ride for me, some VO2max efforts
then an hour of bike cleaning


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.94504 del
>>94490
does don patje know that some of his angels are into each other?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.94505 del
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>>94288
This should be the 'finish photo' on PCS.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.94506 del
>>94505
I looked at form to submit info but I can't find it anywhere to add a photo


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.94507 del
>>94504
I dunno who Charlotte Overbergh is, but she's not a rider at QS, that's for sure.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.94508 del
FYI you get a signing bonus for taking FFB


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.94509 del
It seems like shipping Meeus off to Trek is a good move by Bora. Both Magagnotti and Donati seem really promising.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.94510 del
>>94509
italians have a limited shelf life in cycling


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.94511 del
>>94505
> Won how: A sick dive


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.94512 del
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>>94506
This is an even better pic


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.94513 del
>>94506
Since he won, it is hilarious.

If he didn't, it wouldn't be as funny....


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.94514 del
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>>94506
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=tdeJiw6qMkA [Embed]


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.94515 del
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>>94508
Already cashed it in, Berts don't even know they're missing out on a free coupon.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.94516 del
>>94418
Bossman, throw at me an approved recipe for lecso. I've had a good one in Hungarian but I can't google it again.
I am going for the simple pointy white paprika, bacon and fresh tomats.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.94517 del
Which is not exactly bacon, I know, but I have some smoked good to go.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.94518 del
Mads PEDERSEN, so far gone I had to spell out his full name and formatting so everyone is sure who am I talking about.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.94519 del
Bought new FD for 25€, everything will be alright


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.94520 del
>>94519
this saga is still not over?


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.94521 del
Pro Cycling Manager 26 releases today
Despite all the autism of the very board I have NEVER been able to get into the game.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.94522 del
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>>94520
The ride never ends
It's still the support screw, wd40 didn't help, some other thing my friend lent me didn't help, new more buffy tool didn't help and eventually I managed to destroy the screw in the process.


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.94523 del
>>94522
did you take the derailleur off and try it that way or did you do everything when it was on the bike


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.94524 del
>>94523
I tried that too


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.94525 del
Hot one today


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.94526 del
>>94524
bummer, those screws suck
a few years ago I ruined that plastic piece the limit screws go into by over tightening


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.94527 del
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>>94522
>buffy tool
good idea


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.94528 del
>>94525
nice sprint


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.94529 del
>>94526
it's possible I might have done something similar too, i screwed it all the way in, then it got stuck and wouldn't go back, so i had to continue screwing it in until it fell off


Bert 06/15/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.94533 del



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