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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No. 95452
Heatwave edition

>Current and upcoming road races
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>94494


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.95497 del
First


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.95535 del
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movistar TTT


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.95536 del
don't get stuck in the other thread


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.95537 del
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nils a rainlet


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.95538 del
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me deleting evidence


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.95540 del
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nice shower


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.95541 del
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Had fun:
>new tire and tubes taken out of the parcel box at 14
>fuck around at work for a few minutes, put new boots, go pickup my shirt to the mall
>new boots explode right as I am arriving at the mall at 15
>thisisfine.jpg
>either a long walk of shame or 2 hours wait until 17 when bikes are allowed in public buses after rush hour
>thisisthebest.jpg
>but but but, decathlon is here as well
>apoplexyaverted.jpg
>leave bike
>pick up bike after 20 minutes
>the tire is fine, the tube just exploded like cut with a knoife
>service cost me equivalent of tree inner tubes
>comfy.gif
>complete desaster averted
>never buying no name tubes with gel again


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.95542 del
nice group in hot sweltering belgium


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.95543 del
>>95541
Just stick to decathlon Bert man


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.95544 del
black king girmay working for someone else, never seen that before


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.95545 del
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>>95541
>17 is post rush hour in Polska


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.95546 del
I've seen enough. Narvaez wins.
These vismoids are furiously weak.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.95547 del
>>95544
Oh waouh, must be a contract year


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.95548 del
>Fake bird sounds


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.95549 del
CANAL spotted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.95550 del
>>95546
I wouldn't be surprised if nobody puts in the work to catch him


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.95551 del
>>95550
he lost 20 second in 10km, it's already over


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.95552 del
wow philipsen, he's tdf ready


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.95553 del
What happened to Merlel? I haven't been paying attention.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.95554 del
god damn now girmay attacks, why is this mickey mouse race so good


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.95555 del
>>95553
>one week before the tour
>not paying attentuon
Someone gave up on vélo game


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.95556 del
>>95553
he doesn't try on these stages


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.95557 del
>>95554
people getting to tdf form wanting to test their legs and no dopacar


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.95558 del
>>95555
I haven't paid attention since Imissing the entire vuelta burgos? Velogame.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.95559 del
slick rick pluimers goes solo in search for his teeth


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.95560 del
here comes kubis


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.95561 del
/aranburu/


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.95562 del
ARANBERTO wins
ASSGAY second
TOON kwabbed


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.95563 del
cofidis


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.95564 del
ARANBARU
CANAL humbled
Troon humiliated


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.95565 del
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Aranburubros, we are so back!


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.95566 del
lol at tietema doing all the work, where did kubis end up this time


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.95567 del
damn tiz cuts out at the final
I missed a legendary Aranburu win


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.95568 del
>>95565
Outside the basque lands no less!


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.95569 del
>>95566
Outside top-10 for sure


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.95570 del
jappe 6th is very impressive


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.95571 del
Two of /our boys/ in top 3. Very cool.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.95572 del
Little annoying but also SOVL when the runner doesn't speak any English


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.95573 del
alright time to watch the navarezwinslol


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.95574 del
Shit this is going to be close


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.95575 del
grannies just crossing the road


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.95576 del
UAE blocking


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.95577 del
Swisbert with his horn spotted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.95578 del
Abolish uci points now.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.95579 del
>>95576
least likeable team and it's not particularly close


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.95580 del
yeah it's over for pedalton


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.95581 del
jesus there's 5 UAE guys spread out in the front, I'm turning this off
I feel like a wielerflitser


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.95582 del
>Swiss Rai


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.95583 del
>Svizzeran RAI


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95584 del
They are sparing me from watching another UAE victory


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95585 del
Narvaez wins lol


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95586 del
sudaca wheelsucking tier victory


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95587 del
Glad I didn't watch


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95588 del
narvaezwinslol


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95589 del
Tour de Suisse committing seppuku


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95590 del
The fix is in.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95591 del
>3 Cort
>5 Van der Poel


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95592 del
Sure now Grug decided to sprint


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.95593 del
for the record, the Suisse feed was working fine, it was just the international feed that decided to rage quit


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.95594 del
>>95593
someone somewhere is doing their best to kill this race


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.95595 del
>warning: violent thunderstorm level 4
What does this mean?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.95596 del
I would have gotten a god damn victory with Cort. I HATE Narváez


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.95597 del
Really getting on my nerves seeing breaks like this where riders without a sprint will just work their asses off and throw away any chance of a win because secondary positions have too much value.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.95598 del
>>95597
Eh you never know until you try. Guys with you can always chute, have a mechanical etc. You miss all the shots you don't take and all that.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.95599 del
>>95595
Large hail, heavy wind, possible tornados Bert


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.95600 del
we live in switzerland with short track ladies which might or might not be a replay


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.95601 del
>>95598
You still make Narváez do more work in a break like this. Meurisse was pulling inside the final km. He made no attempt at the win. Just happy to get 2nd.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.95602 del
Tomorrow looks like the kind of pre-Tour TT that Pogi can actually job, but looking at the startlist, I'm not even sure who he can even job to. I guess it's Vacek or McNulty.

Surely I'm not missing anyone...
>memco.png


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.95603 del
>>95602
heh
memco
now that was a runner


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.95604 del
>>95601
Some guys just don't know how or just don't want to play those kind of games. Call it bad race sense or something.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.95605 del
>>95604
it's not bad race sense it's UCI points farming
they're probably telling him in his ear to ride because 2nd is also good for the team


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.95606 del
>>95605
Could also be true


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.95607 del
Slock top 20 again. Doesn't matter if it's a sprint or a MTF. This guy is doped


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.95608 del
Squeaking about doped: Eulálio last place again


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.95609 del
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fucking SLOCK starting to piss me the fuck off


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.95610 del
puck absolutely humbled


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.95611 del
UAE meme team top of the league btw


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.95612 del
>>95610
I was just watching her video


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.95613 del
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>>95612
bert sponsor spotted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.95614 del
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>news says something about a supercell
>look outside
>looks like one of those clouds from tornado movies
welp, this is it for me


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.95615 del
>>95614
F


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.95616 del
>>95614
Mmm, Twister, these were the times.
Going alone to kino as a very young teen and these thrillers from 95-98.
>>95615
Hopefully not stronger than an F1 hehe.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.95617 del
>>95614
Send it here please. I can't go on anymore. It is too hot. It's over


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.95618 del
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berts are getting destroyed by storms left right and center and some of my colleagues are also facing death by weather but nothing reaches me, no weather kino for me. I could go for some storm entertainment right now


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.95619 del
>>95617
it's still hot, just incredibly windy and lots of lightning
just saw a tree get uprooted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.95620 del
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santé berts, no bert no glory


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.95621 del
>>95620
lekkere geuze


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.95622 del
>>95620
one geuze please


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.95623 del
>>95620
Absolutely.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.95624 del
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Yeah, looks like it means business.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.95625 del
>>95614
send it here please I need the cool


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.95626 del
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This shit is rotating right into me, didn't have going out today in type of plan but we shall see.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.95627 del
>>95625
it moving to brussels, total brussels death hopefully


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>>95620
Santé!


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.95629 del
>>95627
looks like ghent is about to get it hard


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.95630 del
>>95629
total ghent death is also good, hippies


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.95631 del
>>95626
good luck out there 🙏


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.95632 del
Right arm won the espectacular Tour Szlakiem Mazurskich Twierdz and I think it is schizoburger's tootsies winning home jizz.


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>>95632
jesus christ I haven't thought about that freak in months


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.95634 del
>>95633
Same, completely repressed him. Doesn't look like he even posts on 4cyc anymore, such a loss.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.95635 del
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lol what


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.95636 del
>>95635
We are not ready for the return of the czek.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.95637 del
Sjoerd Bax is bold as well.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.95638 del
>>95636
it's more the baxbeast prediction that I find worrisome


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.95639 del
>>95635
retarded
VACEK said he's in the best climbing form ever so his ITT surely gonna take a hit


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.95640 del
>>95635
Sjoerd BAX?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.95641 del
>>95634
Not enough people on 4 chinz left to give him attention. And schizos just abandon ship when you stop encouraging their delusions.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.95642 del
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>Pogacar 1.9
>McNulty 4.33
>Vacek 4.33
>Bax 12
>Segaert 15
>Roglic 17
>Foss 23
>Wilder 26
>Gorsschartner 41
>Vlasov 41
>Tiberi 67
>Schachmann 67
>Wellens 67
>Chamberlain 67
>Poel 101


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.95643 del
>>95642
the fuck is this bax shit
because of that giro TT?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.95644 del
>>95635
>>95637
>>95640
the guy is a pretty decent TT autist, wouldnt put it past him to get a top 10


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.95645 del
>>95644
above brandon mcnuggets though?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.95646 del
>>95642
>>95644
tenner on bax it is


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.95647 del
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>a group of ciclistas giggled at me when I rode past them


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.95648 del
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>>95647


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.95649 del
>>95614
I survived the level 4 thunderstorm and it actually was one. Shoes were no use anymore, at least the water I waddled through was warm enough.
Temperature dropped from 33 to 20, but humidity is now Brazil tier.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.95650 del
>>95644
Top 10 sure, top 3-4? That's some PCS noomber fixation.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.95651 del
>>95647
did you make them uncomfortable?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.95652 del
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They were laughing at your penis


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.95653 del
>>95649
It is sandals weather, or pure gummistiefel. Any goretex shit is good only to give 20-30 minutes to get out of real rain.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.95654 del
>>95651
I just gave them a little wave as I always do.
>>95652
No way they would do that, right??


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.95655 del
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Yeah, Wrocław getting it. It will be at my place at 1.5h.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.95656 del
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It's time.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.95657 del
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Fuck it, I am going in.
Booze, thermos to put in bought ice cubes and then pour booze into, sandals, quick dry shorts, military grade goretex jacket, big umbrella.


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Hmmm. I do hear some rumbling in the distance...


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.95659 del
>>95657
Thinking of buying sandals after like 10 years of not having them
But I will exclusively wear them with socks like a true bohemian german I am


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.95660 del
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Good luck to bertacek tomorrow before I forget it.
We're all rooting for you


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.95661 del
Reporting in, already some kino, don't know how postable the vids will be
>>95659
Happy customer and user of these, shant posting tootsies though.
https://shop.monksandals.com/gb/polecane-produkty/112-47745-manaslu-plus.html#/50-size-37/127-kolor_paskow_manaslu-czarny
Bet you will find someone in Czechy doing similar stuff.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.95662 del
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Watching Cassablanca again.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.95663 del
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Arrived in Bretagne. It's fresh here. Didn't check if the bike is fine, that'll be a surprise for tomorrow


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.95664 del
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>>95660
Thank you
If you don't hear from me after some 18:00 you know I died


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.95665 del
>>95663
Looking forward to France 3 showing the weather before the tour coverage starts with 30+ degrees everywhere in France except Brest again.
On the other hand Breton and Basque flags that used to be ubiquitous at bike races have become a rare sight.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.95666 del
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>>95661
but those are pantofle
these are sandaly


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.95667 del
Going to do a BIG ride on Sunday. All day if I can make it work. Still trying to figure out where to go though.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.95668 del
>>95667
Over the longest bridge that Denmark has to offer that can be ridden with a bike of course


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.95669 del
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>>95661
>those "shoes"


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.95670 del
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>ynr Primož Roglič


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.95671 del
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>>95641
Does this mean we can go back


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.95672 del
>>95662
One of the greatest scripts ever. Such a good movie.

It's a bit crazy to think it was made filmed in 1942...US was still getting its shit pushed in in the Pacific Theater and Hitler had Western Europe on lockdown.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.95673 del
>>95672
Another one of those lightning in a bottle. What eas was supposed to be a quick propaganda movie somehow became an all time classic.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.95674 del
>>95665
Basque might have just switched for the palestinian flag


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.95675 del
>>95671
>posting with timers
>posting with weird fucking captchas
>waiting for 6 billion seconds whenever your IP changes


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.95677 del
>>95676
>30°C in Brest
C'est fini


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.95678 del
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>>95666
Tak tak, a cerstvy to świeży a pachnout to śmierdzieć.
>>95669
Contiue this and I shall start posting tootsies.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.95679 del
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A bit of a nothingburger, was some kino but there was more rain than thunderstorm, it mostly dissipated by the time it came over and most of what was left passed my town to the north.
Of course didn't catch the coolest ones because this is just random pointing the phone at the sky and hoping you catch something before your arms go numb.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.95680 del
Let's look up the weather in Praha.
>Hot with sunny spells; an afternoon thunderstorm in a couple of spots; extreme heat can be dangerous for outdoor activities Hi: 33°
I'm sure Bertaczek is well prepared and won't suffer a heat stroke.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.95681 del
pretty hungover from last nights company summerfest, not sure if I can squeeze out a ride its already 32C here wtf


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.95682 del
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The riders are well into the 4th night, with the leader already having done 2370km /13600m of elevation. We now have a Austrian double-lead at the front, with Thomas MAUERHOFER having joined Philipp KAIDER to lead this years RAAM. "Only" 230km between them


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.95683 del
>>>95682
where are the girls? Women are competitive in ultra distances because of their fat storage in their bodies.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.95684 del
3 hours Z2 done with some fallen tree dodging


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.95685 del
>>95680
we prepared him well, I have faith in /ourboy/


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.95686 del
Lauren Dick Son DNS (collected)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.95687 del
you will be able to compare the femmes times to the hommes today


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.95688 del
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>Træen crashes from German bridge, 1 died


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.95689 del
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Not the Uno-X runner btw


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.95690 del
>>95686
very peculiar crash, looked like her tyre came fully off


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.95691 del
>>95690
probably hit a sharp object™


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.95692 del
a jew is the new NC of Israel, big surprise


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.95693 del
>>95692
that's the esteemed points jersey winner of the TARA, put some respect on his name


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.95694 del
#PrayForBertacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.95695 del
>>95694
this is now a #PrayForBertacek general 🙏🏿


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.95696 del
>>95694
hope you started at like 6am


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.95697 del
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>>95694
You've prepared for this, whatever it is, I haven't been PATTT


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.95698 del
>>95697
Me neither, I don't know what he's doing but I am sure he died again or something by now


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.95699 del
>>95697
he's doing l'etappe du tour (czech version)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.95700 del
>>95699
Did he really pay 4000 czechem coronas to the ASO to race this?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.95701 del
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>>95699
Phwoah. Although...
I like that they have a "KOM Challenge" (timed segment I assume) right at the start, so he can properly destroy himself and pay the price for the entire ride.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.95702 del
>>95701
devilish by the organization


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.95703 del
reusser wins by the way
48km/h, how many men will be slower


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.95704 del
some of these girls have never done a TT before and it shows


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.95705 del
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>>95694
You better do what you got to and when you come back understand this was the dumbest idea ever and never do it again.
It's unreal, and it is 33C, not a record is being broken.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.95706 del
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>shop ride when 20C
<shop ride when 33C and half of whiskey the night before


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.95707 del
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we live in the alps. Now with 5G connection. I'd rather be here on 2000 meters and go for a hike than watching ciclismo at 33°C.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.95708 del
>>95707
The holy trinity of bert, trein-hike-bike.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.95709 del
>>95706
heh reminds me of waking up in the middle of the night with 140 bpm during my drinking days


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.95710 del
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collarbone anon here.
Very light new bone visable in between the 2 cm overlap. Doctor says i need to give it 3 (!) months more rest. I can cycle on a normal dutch bicycle but not racecycle during this time. Ofcourse i cannot do this this summer.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.95711 del
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>>95710
is there a reason they didn't just put a plate?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.95712 del
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>avg 34C
>with hangover
I'm gone I'm dead


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.95713 del
>>95711
It was a not necessary they said and also i have a history of too quick blood clotting in surgery so i thought better not


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.95714 del
>>95710
Should have gone to Herentals. You'd be back on your road bike in 2 weeks.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.95715 del
>>95713
that sucks, a friend of mine brook his while boozing and they just put in a plate and he was fine in less than 2 months


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.95716 del
>>95710
Jeebus, I'd tell them to just wire it up and fuck off with it all in a month and a half.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.95717 del
>>95715
You have to understand, medical care to keep boomers alive until they are 120 is very expensive so everybody else gets sent home with a bandage and paracetamol. Now pay your fucking insurance and shut the fuck up


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.95718 del
>>95713 This sounds like this >>95717
Let them give 4 pills of aspirin a day before and then patch it up, not make up some "reasons".


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.95719 del
>>95718
heh a colleague of mine had a pretty bad burn from a work accident and after some simple wound treatment they also sent him home with like a month of prescription pain killers and no other info.
Then he started feeling really sick after and the doctor was like yeah that's normal you have withdrawal from the pain meds.
Now I now how the opiate crisis began


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.95720 del
>>95719
I can top that - my dad slipped in a hotel bathroom and cut his little finger on a piece of broken glass, went to the ER, they didn't bother to really look so they just desinfected and stitched it together. A week later he went to the Dr. to get the bandages changed, underneath was a completely black and rotten small finger - they had to do emergency amputation of a good chunk of his hand. After a 5 year legal battle, they gave him 25k as compensation. But he lost his job as a carpenter through it and had to stop cycling. fuck (((hospitals))) and their jew lawyers


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.95721 del
Hmmm.
Pedalton gave Masnada a lot of time.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.95722 del
>>95719
No, I meant aspirin as a blood thinner, that's all you got to do avoid "clotting" when having a procedure. I'd prefer something more potent as a painkiller when they drill your bones.
>>95720
Fucking sucks.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.95723 del
>>95720
He never watched the paralympics in cycling and did get something custome made for his hand?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.95724 del
>>95721
Lipomerckx can easily take 4 minutes on him once he starts pedaling. Trust the plan.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.95725 del
>>95720
jesus


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.95726 del
>>95723
he could hold the hoods even with the missing part of the hand, but he said he gets massive ghost-pain and that fucks with his head


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.95727 del
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Rusbert already made the Roglic joke here


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.95728 del
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Now I understand what you berts mean with heat. It wasn't unbearable but harder than it would have been at something more optimal like 15-20°C, at least it was pretty windy. Still managed 25+30min at 355-360W so pretty good.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.95729 del
>>95728
30C must be rare for you no?
anyways proper ride that, impressive!


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.95730 del
paula blasi completely humiliating the female riders again
I think she's almost on the level of demi to be honest


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.95731 del
>>95728
thats pretty impressive. How much do you weigh?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.95732 del
I heard the Baby Giro is actually interesting, first time watching it


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.95733 del
>>95729
Yup! last couple years we've had some weeks with more than 35, but honestly at that point I'd rather rape lol.
>>95731
Thanks, I've been steady at 78kg for a while now


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.95734 del
pithie lachee


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.95735 del
Volta legend Munton dead


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.95736 del
It's already ogre. Bora train just choo chooed away.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.95737 del
>>95736
who could have expected that in this stacked field


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.95738 del
Lipo on that SL9


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.95739 del
>The last victory for Lipowitz Florian (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) was 1 years + 346 days ago (Sibiu Cycling Tour | General classification)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.95740 del
>>95737
I was hoping for a betrayal.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.95741 del
I saw at least 3 cyclists today who had zyn containers in their jersey. why would you take nicotine while cycling?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.95742 del
>>95741
just ride with a ciggie in the mouth, the faster you go the more you auto inhale


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.95743 del
>>95739
Some people call the Sibiu Cycling Tour the fifth Grand Tour


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.95744 del
>>95741
>why would you take nicotine while cycling?
Why would you take nicotine ever?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.95745 del
tuned into downhill cycling and see a fully bald 18 year old anglo heh anyways I fell asleep for 2 hours in my chair the 6 am rides are taking their toll oy vey


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.95746 del
Slippy cobbles on the descent.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.95747 del
lipobros we suck at descending


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.95748 del
>>95742
See some err working class "people", those of the type that went gasterbeiting the moment Polska got to EU and it became clean, quiet and safe almost overnight, I see them getting back from work on their old rusty mtbs which give off more sounds than Brtek's canyon, and they just puff their cigs, puff after puff and a trail of fumes follows them.
Pair that with "music" for the working class "people" blaring out of a bluetooth speaker ziptied to the bar and alas, I am remembering all the German words I know as Wagner starts humming at the back of my head.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.95749 del
>>95747
truth but there's worse in the peloton


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.95750 del
Betrayal is still on the menu.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.95751 del
>>95741
Austrians have one weakness and it's their love for tobacco.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.95752 del
>>95748
Yo made me remember a retired high school teacher who used to do this. He was even using a cigarette holder, looked comicale.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.95753 del
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Behold the mighty Piz Palü. I have the lake all to myself. Now I chill and hope there won't be a thunderstorm. I have plenty of time hiking back to the trein station and hope the tourists and bertolos from Milan don't crowd the treins anymore.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.95754 del
pellizzari with the ILLEGAL FOREARMS ON THE BARS position, will they dsq him for it? No


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.95755 del
>5G in bum fuck nowhere in the alps and probably the only person connected to the antenna.
Heh, you could do home office here. Meanwhile the moment your train leaves a village in Bavaria all you have is edge/2G.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.95756 del
>>95754
might give him a fine to have a nice dinner tonight


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.95757 del
>>95753
I would so bomb into this now.
Would maybe give it a consideration if it was illegel but a good splash on me head would not be stopped.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.95758 del
BAX humbled by KLUCKERS
wielerflitsfrauds in the bin


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.95759 del
>>95758
And AZPARREN, gigafraud.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.95760 del
Nils -loved by dentists- Politt smokes


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.95761 del
>>95758
people put money on that guy


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.95762 del
I need to make a dinner but I don't want to get up to just throw my juicy sirloin steak from Argentina on my still almost brand new airfryer mit grill.
This is all so tiresome, I can see how people become vain and paresseux for a lack of a better English word, when struggles with basic life stuff are over.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.95763 del
Segaert bros...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.95764 del
Wellens rapid


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.95765 del
UAE is gonna have 5 guys in the top 10


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.95766 del
>>95765
That fucker with UAE meme velodrama team is winning it all


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.95767 del
grug looks like he's smashing


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.95768 del
>>95767
sponsors probably berated him for his 3 days of slurp


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.95769 del
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>>95758
I should have known, but....


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.95770 del
>>95766
i made that team for a laugh, might be winning the mens cyc suisse and women's suisse overall somehow

velogames altitude camp paid off


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.95772 del
>>95757
It's fresh glacier water, you would freeze in it


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.95773 del
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So MVDP is actually racing today...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.95774 del
grug smash


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.95775 del
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love a good hard time trial


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.95776 del
>>95775
desperate for top 10s now that he's on the decline, that omloop curse really got to him


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.95777 del
based grug cockblocking the ar*b oil dopeurs


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.95778 del
>>95774
>>95775
Oh great, now I have to reconsider him for Tour. Still will pick Jappe, if he is not 16 or something.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.95780 del
tiberi, GC rider for the tdf, is slower than nils colgate


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.95781 del
rog n rolling


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.95782 del
Once in a while I believe in my guy Sasha V and he is absolutely dogshit.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.95783 del
Meanwhile Davide, filled in very well for our very own Bért, wins in Occitanie.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.95784 del
Vacek about to go thermonuclear.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.95785 del
roglic doesn't give a shit lol
granny cornering


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.95786 del
Dopacar will go absolutely balistic because of grug


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.95787 del
>foss


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>>95753
Looking fresh! Beach here, the water still haven't got the message from the heatwave


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.95789 del
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>Sander de Pestel


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.95790 del
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Dopacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.95791 del
vacek siphoning all the energy from the now dried out corpse of bertacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.95792 del
POGI POGI POGI


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.95793 del
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Dourist trein spit out a load of amerigan dourists. Thank you for visiting Switzerland and paying extra for the panoramic train.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.95794 del
>>95788
Very jealous Bert. Beautiful.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.95795 del
Vacek afferi dopingove


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.95796 del
grug is not impressed


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.95797 del
>>95796
he's already putting on his socks, he knows what's coming


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.95798 del
Ok I admit that it's kinda nice for the people living at the koers seing the riders pass by one by one


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.95800 del
very technical finish, did nobody chute there?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.95801 del
McNuggets barely in the top 10....

Welp....


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.95802 del
>>95801
Vacek slower than Foss...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.95803 del
>>95800
pretty crazy indeed. Course designers hoped for a spectacular chute into the river for sure


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.95804 del
what the fuck is sander de pestel doing in this list


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.95805 del
FUCK.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.95806 del
Lame? Man he could have let grug win this one.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.95807 del
>>95806
no gifts


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.95808 del
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>>95806
No gifts


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.95809 del
Ive had enough. The UN needs to step in and stop de em*rates menace


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.95810 del
>>95806
No gifts among champions


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.95811 del
>>95809
israel needs to bomb the middle east more, it is the only way


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.95812 del
kek grug


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.95813 del
>>95811
Iran should actually flatten both


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.95814 del
>>95813
reduce it all to a sea of glass


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.95815 del
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I'm getting Pog Derangement Syndrome!


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.95816 del
>>95815
this is the omloop curse manifest, one small gust of wind was the difference


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.95817 del
OTL Bert Bertacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.95818 del
>>95817
Eh dnf due to his wheels falling off is far more likely.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.95819 del
>>95664
starting to worry


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.95820 del
>>95817
what was the deadline for considering him KIA? 18:00? 20 minutes to go...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.95821 del
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Jobbers slower than big Marlen.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.95822 del
Consider this: Kooij


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.95823 del
>>95821
widar is such a dead career at this point


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.95824 del
>>95822
god damn, lovely results from this race
jappe best climbing form and 2 3rd places
merlel 1 win and 2 2nd places
kooij 1 win and 1 2nd place
girmay 1 win and really good climbing form


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.95825 del
>>95824
and mads pedersen in hiding


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.95826 del
>>95824
at this point I'm going for a discount sprinter to save precious velocoins. I wonder who axeltaard will pick as favorite for the first sprint stage.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.95827 del
>>95824
Sure is looking like a good competition for sprint stages and the green at the Tour.

Sprinters gonna sprinter though, and so I expect them to go retarded on the first opportunity they have, wipe out and ruin the competition.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.95828 del
>>95826
pick de lie


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.95829 del
>>95825
He didn't look so good in that French mickey mouse race. His performance in spring was quite good given his injuries so I thought he would have been really strong after some more training but he almost got worse.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.95830 del
>>95828
I mean he should win, so rusbert would be forced to make a de lie edition


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.95831 del
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It's 18:00 ...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.95832 del
Damnit I knew grug would do a good TT he posted a few pics on insta about it. Now if only he didn't sleep the first 2 days it would have been a decent pic


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.95833 del
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>>95831
He's lying in a ditch in the Czech hinterlands and nobody is looking for him. We will all miss him.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.95834 del
>>95831
his body will feed the local wildlife


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.95835 del
I still think it's more likely that he goes on the 3rd one, but will anyone even pretend to be surprised if he goes on the 2nd Col de la Croix with 90-100 km to go?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.95836 del
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Noted: Naud De Clercq

"The new Merlier"


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.95837 del
>>95835
roglic will go there for some reason


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.95838 del
>>95831
A wrong creature will come back and claim to be him.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.95839 del
>>95835
He's going to race for mcnulty one way or the other


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.95840 del
I never managed to stalk bertaczeck so now I cant even send flowers to his funerals...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.95841 del
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In the back where Gino Mäder went off road. It has been 3 years already.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.95842 del
>>95841
comfy overcast sky we've also had that until like 11:00 today


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.95843 del
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Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.95844 del
>>95843
congrats on completing Tour de France


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.95845 del
>>95843
👍🏿
we were starting to worry, expecting a detailed blogpost later


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.95846 del
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Heroic cyclist survives getting cagied by jumping from her bike. Didn't even happen that far from todays stage.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.95847 del
>>95753
extrem basiert. do you do overnighters also?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.95848 del
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>>95845
It was about 35 degrees average, give or take.
As a heatlet, I wanted to take it easy, but I had really had no other choice.

The race started and Garmin was showing 45 (not a typo) degrees on the sun, after 3 km there was a downhill and I saw first chute brutale. A gentleman was laying on a kerb and he was clearly deceased. Onlookers were already giving him the last rites.
First 15 km were ok, first climb I rode at easy tempo (240 w) to see what happens but gradually the heat got to me and all the climbs I had to ride at 200 watts.

I was stopping at every water station (there were 4) and each stop I drank like 1 liter of water and poured another on me. Then for 5 minutes it was okay until it wasn't.

At some 70 km it started to rain a little and the race got down next to Moldau in a shadow, suddenly it was 25 degrees and me legs have awoken. Me and two guys were scoring big watts and overtook about 100 guys till the final alto that was again on a sun, but i think I still scored some good watts.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.95849 del
>>95848
Very nice bert


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.95850 del
>>95848
well done


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.95851 del
>>95847
nope, only day trips. Keeps things light when walking up the mountains.
I didn't mind sleeping outside back in the army, it was better than sleeping in the hot bunkers.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.95852 del
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>>95848
hot


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.95853 del
>>95843
Excellent excellent


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.95854 del
>>95843
C'est fini(sher)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.95855 del
I miss remcomania


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.95856 del
there's an Aldi in Manhattan now. So the Germans won in the end. Meanwhile Lidl is stuck with a mediocre cycling team.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.95857 del
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meanwhile in Brussels...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.95858 del
>>95857
based schizos dragging all of us down with them


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.95859 del
Is sweet spot considered an odd or even zone


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.95860 del
>>95848
Very ahoj.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.95861 del
>>95857
I see Abrahamsen and his sosidge.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.95862 del
>>95859
3.5?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.95863 del
>>95859
well depends on which side you're riding on


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.95864 del
>>95859
its zone 3


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.95865 del
>>95861
I also noticed his doppelganger in there


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.95866 del
>>95859
I do sweetspot at 93-95% so definitely zone 4


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Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.95868 del
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zone 3&4 are zone2 so it's even either way


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.95869 del
>>95867
Sex


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.95870 del
So Bora let LIPOWITZ win today?
well he was the one with the least amount of pro wins after all


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.95871 del
>>95870
They(Nemci) won't like your opinion.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.95872 del
>>95867
Doesn't she use sunscreen? The skin on her arms already looks like crap


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>>95867
woman of my dreams


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.95874 del
>>95865
Has to be a fag right. Not even mentioning the boomers with the grim gynecomastia, what straight man goes on these "events", especially with striped socks pulled up like a signal.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.95875 del
>>95874
it's the same people that go to nude beaches


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.95876 del
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hopefully he extends his title, can't see anyone else in that jersey anymore


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.95877 del
>>95876
he must take it again he's the only real american aside from powless the apache who is still gone I don't remember what happened to him


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.95878 del
>>95877
pow pow has weak knees


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.95879 del
>>95878
silent ban after that vismoid humiliation


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.95880 del
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how come he gets to ride comfy temperatures like that, anyhow the roads and vegetation look surprisingly similar to some of my riding grounds


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.95881 del
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Rare velodrama stage win for me.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.95882 del
>>95880
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.95883 del
>>95881
The lipowitz of velogames.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.95885 del
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>>95884
>big Sagan


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.95886 del
>>95884
massive


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.95887 del
>>95884
Enorme


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.95888 del
>>95884
god he looked bad in those mywhoosh commercials but this is on another level


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.95889 del
ponder his blood alcohol


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.95890 del
>>95884
How much does Didi earn?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.95891 del
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>>95843
I, too, am a dingy, grey, disgusting "white" shoes and socks chad


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.95892 del
>>95890
afaik he does it for free


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.95893 del
>>95890
i don't know but i high fives with him at the meta


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.95894 del
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Autismbert will be happy to hear the great Metodej JILEK finished 7th today


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.95895 del
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>>95884
>I have the physique of 3x WC


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.95896 del
>>95857
I need this but with a gorillion megapixels resolution so that I can zoom in and count the hairs on their ball sacks.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.95897 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMvJ83XpGoI [Embed]

Soulful


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.95898 del
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>In the French coastal town of Mimizan, a man died after being struck with a metal petanque ball during an argument. The 68-year-old victim was hit in the face and collapsed shortly afterwards. The man may have died of cardiac arrest. An 81-year-old man has been arrested for involvement in the incident.

>The argument reportedly arose from a conflict over 'territory'. A group of players who normally play on the beach wanted to move to a court in the city for shade. However, the situation completely spiraled out of control there.

>"There is great rivalry between beach players and city players," a witness told news agency AFP. "But I didn't think it would come to this."

>The 81-year-old suspect had been detained since Wednesday and has since been released on conditions. Among other things, he is not allowed to leave the country. During questioning, the man reportedly admitted to striking with the petanque ball, but stated that he did so in self-defense.

>The extent to which the blow, the resulting injury, and the eventual death are related will be determined by an autopsy. The results are expected early next week and should provide an answer to that question.

Jesus that must be some serious business in Squeakistan. Stay safe out there pétanqueberts


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Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.95900 del
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>>95898
Pretty sure I read this already


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.95901 del
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BIG plans tomorrow.
>>95848
Basiert. Dealing with that heat must've been brutale. Sounds like you managed it well.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.95902 del
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Ehh is Lelgium still there?


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