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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No. 96504
Nationals edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>95452


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.96540 del
>Germany ME NC
>7x 27.3 km
meh

>route.png


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96541 del
I meant riding obviously


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96542 del
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Can I post pictures now?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96543 del
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>switch to UAE from conti team
>only DNF


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.96544 del
>>96542
bwoah, absolute kino


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.96545 del
>>96542
yep, this is it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.96546 del
>>96542
Definitely should move to Bretage. This kino and a lot of lush green and wet when not this kino.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.96547 del
>>96546
It's nice. Also the food is good


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.96548 del
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>2k€
I'm tempted.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.96549 del
>Belgian beer has been my favorite for a while. I love Duvel.
Bert, is that you?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.96550 del
>>96542
Prime Proust country, I am jealous


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.96551 del
>Belgian men are sharing nude photos of their partners on dozens of websites and in social media groups. Usually, the photos are taken secretly and also distributed against the will of their wife or girlfriend, VRT research shows. The men comment on the photos and often do so in a very sexist manner. They use words like slut and whore. The photos are advertised as 'unaware': victims do not realize that they are being photographed. It happens on social media, such as in Facebook groups, but also on websites and in Telegram chats with thousands of members. The photos show women, for example, in the shower or sleeping.
Wtf Belgium...


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.96552 del
>>96551
Yeah this has never happened elsewhere


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.96553 del
>>96551
WTF? Sharing nude photos of women? What is WRONG with Belgium?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.96554 del
>>96552
>>96553
Exactly. There is DEFINITELY something wrong with this place...


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.96555 del
>>96551
belgiumbros this is not a good look


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.96556 del
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Anyway, BIG news from Chyna where LI NING STAR (Salby) has plans to go PCT. Can't wait to see them in a GT


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.96557 del
Narvaez stays at UAE until 29.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.96558 del
>>96557
cashing in his Giro performance


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.96559 del
>>96551
Mon dieu.... This is unbelievable!


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.96560 del
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>>96551
>nude belgian females


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.96561 del
who needs nude women when you can watch men thight spandex all day


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.96562 del
>>96551
>Axel M. added some new photos: flotte and unaware


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.96563 del
>>96561
>>96561
Amen, brother


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.96564 del
Do berts rate the Tour of America's Dairyland??


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.96565 del
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>>96556
>Salby
let's break down his last 5 seasons:

total races: 100
2026: 13 (so far)
2025: 23
2024: 23
2023: 28
2022: 13

WorldTour races (1.UWT):
2026: Copenhagen Sprint (67)
2025: Copenhagen Sprint (150)
2024: Paris-Roubaix (DNF)
2023: Paris-Roubaix (DNF)
2022: -

UCI coins: 714
2026: 106 (so far)
2025: 440
2024: 49
2023: 84
2022: 35

coins per class:
<race>: <points> (<points%ofTotal>, <raceCount>)
2.UTW: -
1.UWT: 0 (4 races)
2.Pro: 200 (28%, 13)
2.1: 287 (40.2%, 12)
2.2: 84 (11.8%, 11)
1.Pro: 3 (0.4%, 8)
1.1: 85 (11.9%, 12)
1.2: 55 (7.7%, 17)
NC/NAT: 0 (3, 20)


<Der 2.1 Jobber


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.96566 del
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Grim


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.96567 del
>>96566
Do Americans really take pictures of they are screen


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.96568 del
>identified as known spammer
Phone posting is a bit complicated, but it is what it is


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.96569 del
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Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.96570 del
>>96569
All the grease on your bike is currently being baked on permanently


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.96571 del
>>96569
all the cool guys have at least 39 degrees


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.96572 del
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>>96569
Poor grapes being roasted


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.96573 del
>>96571
>they don't have at least 39 degrees


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.96574 del
>>96569
Moving to Torshavn right fucking now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.96575 del
>>96574
only 400 euros return tickets rn, a good idea


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.96576 del
>>96574
>>96575
Just go to Bergen


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.96577 del
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>>96569
WTF is going on over there? I live in Texas USA and it's regularly 44 with the heat index.

Today we're at 20. I'll be wearing me long sleeve jersey and warm socks later on.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.96578 del
>>96577
>he can't turn off his AC

>surprised pikachu.jpg


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.96579 del
>>96577
Tékshys? Alright alright.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.96580 del
>>96578
I will be wearing them on my ride Bert.

AC would be indoors, and, no I will not be turning it off.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.96581 del
france is perishing


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.96582 del
Being able to escape into an air conditioned home really makes a huge difference. Having no escape is mentally taxing as well as physically.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.96583 del
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>>96581
I wish to post picture thank you


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.96584 del
bought new jersey


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96585 del
>>96584
buy new bike


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96586 del
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>>96583


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96587 del
>Reddit Yuros call United States a third world country
>Every summer 50,000 Yuros die due to lack of A/C


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.96588 del
>>96586
them squeakies
they are roasted


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.96589 del
>>96583
Imagine the thunderstorms in a week.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.96590 del
I wasn't really a firstcycling user but wtf happened there?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.96591 del
>>96587
that's how you breed strong cyclists by perishing the weak


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.96592 del
>>96590
looks exactly the same?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.96593 del
>>96587
both of these are good things


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.96594 del
>>96590
>>96592
I am being serviced with a mobile version on a desktop
https://firstcycling.com/m/index.php?f=1


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.96595 del
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>the architect
what did visma mean by this?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.96596 del
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>>96594
website determined you aren't human


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.96597 del
>>96547
>it's nice
I thought it was Bretagne


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.96598 del
>>96593
Based


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.96599 del
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jizzma team


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96600 del
>>96599
who needs a livestream for this, this has been announced weeks ago


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96601 del
>>96599
LAB are overdoing it with the attentionwhoring, why livestream this. Nobody cares and it does not matter


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96602 del
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part 2
piganzoli wtf.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96603 del
lol fucking van goydonck is there


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96604 del
>>96603
is he blessing them


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96605 del
I was hyped for the Tour stages a while back but looking at them now, it's kinda disappointing that there aren't really the BIG days in the Alps or Pyrenees — is this the fewest HC climbs we've seen in a while? on the other hand, more punchy climbs might make for more entertaining racing than the big slurping climbs


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.96606 del
>>96601
they're really making hay out of being basically the only team to cultivate a fan base


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.96607 del
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forgot to post this guy


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.96608 del
>>96605
it's a boring route, the climbs will just be pogiwins and you know it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.96609 del
>>96608
he's looking eager to shatter records


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.96610 del
love how they're tooting their own horn with the developing piganzoli shit when they produce 9 jobbers out of 10


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.96611 del
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>>96595
He's already worked with Chloe Dygert to add 9 kilos

Where will he strike next?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.96612 del
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big surprise, visma is sending jonas to the tour. very unexpected.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.96613 del
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>acting like it's the setbacks that cost him the tour


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.96614 del
>>96612
weird typeface


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.96615 del
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full jizzma team:
jonas
sepp
big jorg
armirail
piganzoli
strand hagenes
campy
affini


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.96616 del
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Couple more shots from me big ride. Landscapes here more comfy than grand.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.96617 del
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>>96583
At least I can go to the sea


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.96618 del
berts all have a pixel phones heh.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.96619 del
>>96615
Jonas vs Pog
Jorg vs Del Toro
Kuss vs Yashidi
Piganzoli vs Mcnulty
Campy vs Wellens
Per Strand vs Vermeersch or Navarez
Affini vs Mr. Colgate


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.96620 del
>>96616
very nice, I also prefer that kind of scenery sometimes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.96621 del
>>96617
nice creepshot


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.96622 del
>>96617
can you see Jersey from the beach? how dare those islanders be subject to King Charles.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.96623 del
>>96621
like a honorary Belgian


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.96624 del
Pondering if I should buy 150 eur in tools or just give my ceramic BB to the shop.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.96626 del
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>>96617
Me in the back


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.96627 del
Rolled 1 = 1 (1d2)

>>96624
lets roll the dice


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.96628 del
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>>96625
now add the kids that died because their parents left them in the car


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.96629 del
>>96625
someone told me kids don't learn how to swim anymore
and nobody teaches them about undercurrents and cold shock


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.96630 del
>>96612
>visma is sending jonas to the tour

Big mistake. Should've kept Kooj and sent a sprinter team.

Then they would have, at least, had a chance at a jersey....


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.96631 del
>>96628
they were mentioned in the article, very sad


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.96632 del
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yes this has NEVER gone wrong


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.96633 del
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>>96632
ahhahaha oh yes just as everyone predicted they go in with 2 free role captains instead of forcing all attention on one of them just like last time. Pathetic


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.96634 del
>>96632
Loving it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.96635 del
>>96633
I genuinely forgot roglic was in the tour last year


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.96636 del
>>96635
so did he


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.96637 del
I genuinely forgot roglic was in the giro last year


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.96638 del
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>>96635
it was juicy man roglic was such an asshole. During the first week he was playing up how he does not care about anything and isn't even trying, didn't follow any action and lost time for no reason but instead of riding for lipowitz he fucked around and in one 3rd week stage roglic went solo only to blow up brutally resulting in a 10 minute loss while lipowitz got dropped by the leaders and almost lost 3rd place to onley, lucky for them that one had nothing left in the next stages.
Invisible vlasov was also funny. What a SHIT team


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.96639 del
>>96632
official psyops, hmm


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.96640 del
>>96639
>psyop
current red bull is the new movistar


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.96641 del
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ROGLIC would have (would of, even) won the 2025 Il Giro


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.96642 del
>Be European
>It gets hot
>Tens of thousands die of heatstroke due to lack of AC
>Hundreds die from drowning trying to cool off
>Survivors criticize Americans for 15k gun deaths


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.96643 del
>>96642
why are you posting your /pol/ threads here?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.96644 del
>>96642
yes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.96645 del
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the great Jan HIRT to ride the La Vuelta ciclista a Espana


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.96646 del
>>96642
<gets shot


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.96647 del
>>96643
Ppattt >>96566


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.96648 del
>>96632
Atleast there’s some side content drama


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.96649 del
personally I think we should have a world that adopts the best parts of all places


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.96650 del
>>96648
will be interesting to see what the german state media has to say to remco because last year they were kind of talking shit to roglic's face after some stages, taunting him even. I think that made him try and one up lipowitz, could be kino if they do something like that to remco especially if he falls a bit behind.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.96651 del
>>96650
Germans are total nutters for this sort of thing, he will get trashed kek good or bad doesn’t matter Lipo is the guy.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.96652 del
remco will win and the state of israel will get nuked


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.96653 del
>>96652
Are these events related?!


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.96654 del
>>96653
one will cause the other but the order is unknown


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.96655 del
watching downhill kino https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZKFRZSkJOI [Embed]


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.96656 del
>>96652
sounds like we are in for some kino this summer


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.96657 del
>>96655
the confidence needed to send it in the corners


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.96658 del
>>96657
first couple minutes of this one are good, snow chute pov https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_ex_mWDuxs [Embed]


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.96659 del
I like the part where he aero tucks by grabbing his front fork


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.96660 del
UNO-X up as well,
ABRAHAMSON
TROON
WARSHIELD
HOLLAND
KORT
+
KRON
CHARMING
SKAARSETH


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.96661 del
>>96660
good team if they don't focus on hojlund too much


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.96662 del
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mtbs have electronic suspension that self adjusts


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.96663 del
>>96659
I gasped, never seen that before — I wasn't sure if he was aero tucking or making sure they were still working


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>>96659
>>96663
it's metal to do while descending thats for sure


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.96665 del
>>96660
Should be able to have one stage win between them.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.96666 del
>>96663
Fairly common move among mtb Chads. I only do it on straight roads


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.96667 del
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So how was your ride today berts? For me, some suprathreshold work. Felt very vo2max-like for the last set. Praying for the silly berts training outside in hellish weather


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.96668 del
>>96667
>Praying for the silly berts training outside in hellish weather
only way to ride is to go before 7am


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.96669 del
>>96667
its about to happen in 15 minutes I'm going to ride with a turbo roider it will be 🔥🔥🔥


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.96670 del
>>96667
I rode to the lake, but it being overcast gave me what felt like 50 extra watts compared to yesterday.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.96671 del
>>96660
another heap of dogshit that will clog up finals


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.96672 del
>>96671
Should GTs just be UAE and Visma? All other teams stay home?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.96673 del
>>96672
Yes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.96674 del
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>Remco needs to come up with an excuse to miss the Belgian NCs

Don't worry this is his speciality


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.96675 del
>>96674
Belgium forces their riders to participate at the NC? they better pay out kermis race start money then.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.96676 del
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>>96667
wouldn't really call it a ride


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.96677 del
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>>96676
these heart rates are ridiculous


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.96678 del
>>96677
Are Bertacek is a crocadilla


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.96679 del
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The Uzbeks are not very playful today


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.96680 del
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>>96678


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.96681 del
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>>96677
>>96678
>109 average


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.96682 del
>>96674
Once you’re a big name having a cold fixes it doctors will write you a fake one no one cares


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.96683 del
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>>96667
few evening laps for me


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.96684 del
>vauquelin has some virus and is uncertain for the tdf
>onley was hanging in a tree a few weeks ago
damn ineos looking like a disasterclass


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.96685 del
>>96684
you now remember Carlos Rodriguez


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.96686 del
Steinhauser to LIDL is a done deal


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.96687 del
>>96685
has anyone ever said something about how he just stopped being good
the guy sniped a stage from pog and vingo


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.96688 del
>>96687
Last year his season ended early when he smashed some bones in Tour de France. I assume he hasn't reached his old level yet so he's been riding as a hjælper for Onley and Vauqelin.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.96689 del
Wanted to buy mineral spirit to dip me greasy stuff into it.
4.5e for 0.5l from a French or German diy market.
So I have bought 10e for 5l from Amazon.
Will be dipping.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.96690 del
>>96688
he was bad before his chute too


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.96691 del
>>96686
shame, at least they have Baudin for a while


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.96692 del
>>96684
Tobias FOSS will podium the Grande Tour


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.96693 del
>>96690
He got collected in UAE tour but still did some alright results in spring and he was on his way to top 10 in the Tour before he fell and broke more shit.
I think it's genuinely just injuries that ruined his season last year.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.96694 del
>>96684
grim


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.96695 del
>>96693
it's too bad, he had tons of promise and didn't wait around to get dropped by the Big Two


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.96696 del
This post limit thingy is annoying but I guess it's better than being botted with fucking child porn

You'll have to imagine a green frog to the left with an expression that captures the mood of this message


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.96697 del
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just make 2 posts, it's not that hard.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.96698 del
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saturday and sunday it'll be 30°C low point during the night. That's incredible, never seen that in Germany


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.96699 del
I'm getting very tired of all you people complaining about the weather.

Here in the US, we routinely deal with extreme heat, cold, storms, rain, floods, blizzards, tornados, hurricanoes, cataracts, etc etc. We deal with adverse weather so much we even developed advanced technology such as air conditioning and sophisticated ways of measuring the weather such as heat index and windchill.

And you never hear us complain once, because we just live with it and it's fine.

Once again, picture a frog to my left


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.96700 del
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test


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.96701 del
I got some air cooler blowy thing for 80 euros it works pretty well but I fear for my energy bill


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.96702 del
>>96699
you don't ride of course you don't care about the weather


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.96703 del
>>96702
I RIDE ALL THE TIME, I JUST RIDE LESS THAN I USED TO BECAUSE I HAVE AN INFANT


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.96704 del
>>96703
bullshit any ride posted by a burgerflag is insanely weak it's impossible to stay this weak if you ride regularly. Be quiet


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.96705 del
>>96704
I don't really post my rides anymore largely out of embarrassment. I basically just Zwift three times a week for an hour and am lucky to get one outdoor ride per week. My long distance for 2026 is 50 km and my FTP is 2.8 right now.

Whatever this is a temporary situation


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.96706 del
>>96705
so you literally don't ride get the fuck outta here wtf is that


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.96707 del
>>96706
>Get one hour of free time per day from 4-5pm between when I get home from work and have to pick up baby from daycare
>Use it to ride at least 4 days per week in desperate and pathetic attempt to maintain my shit fitness
>Get mocked by Africans on a renegade splinter message board from a Mongolian cartoon forum
Such is life right now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.96708 del
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>>96707
literally says it right there that you don't ride you just sit around inside and do nothing while weather posts are related to cycling and how it impacts that activity that you don't do, get the fuck outta here


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.96709 del
>>96706
look at least he does something, its better than nothing but yeah weather complaints should fuck off then


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.96710 del
I wonder what temperatures does Autismbert get stuck in his tunnels to no end


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.96711 del
>>96709
it's about cycling not working out, he quite literally does not ride bike simple as


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.96712 del
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>>96710
Do trains expand when it's hot?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.96713 del
>>96712
the rails do


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.96714 del
>uhh ohh its too hot I can't go outside
just get up at 5 and ride, very easy thing to do


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.96715 del
I just hate sleeping in it tbh, 31 degrees in my bedroom this morning.
Free heat adaptation


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.96716 del
>>96715
And working in it because of hot protective clothing but atleast that's semi stopped the coming days


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.96717 del
kek, equipe going full clickbait on the annual belgian NC drama


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.96718 del
>>96717
And I still can't post picture, nor links


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.96719 del
Posting to get to the image permission


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.96720 del
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Per Strand is the missing piece to break pogi, let's gooooooo


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.96721 del
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>avg.: 16C
geil


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.96722 del
>>96721
nice schnitt


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.96723 del
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>>96721
Hey we have the same w/kg today, nice. For me it was just 2h closer to lt1 and then a little extra to get to 2000kJ.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.96724 del
>>96714
yes well no more early morning rides until the weekend, the guys I ride with can't ride early. Yesterday it was very comfortable though we'll see how the next couple days go


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.96725 del
>>96723
very nice!

>>96724
solo rides are no option?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.96726 del
>>96724
You never ride alone?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.96727 del
>>96725
>>96726
not this time, its the first time I have the opportunity to ride with people who are stronger than me and also want to ride hard so I'm going to take it


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.96728 del
>>96727
How strong are those guys?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.96729 del
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kek, shameless


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.96730 del
lotto-intermarché tour squad released:
Arnaud DE LIE
Lennert VAN EETVELT
Jenno BERCKMOES
Lars CRAPS
Huub ARTZ
Liam SLOCK
Baptiste VEISTROFFER
Georg ZIMMERMANN

HLN noticed the absence of the sprint train riders Grignard and Beullens for De Lie.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.96731 del
>le coureur voudrait faire l'impasse sur le Championnat de Belgique (28 juin), pourtant obligatoire pour les cyclistes professionnels du pays.
but why? Belgium has tons of riders and forcing them all to participate at the NC just clogs up the field.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.96732 del
>>96730
Heh, Baptistebros.. and wonder how much SZLOK will be. 6 pointer is a contender for a pick and he can't be more expensive.


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